May 2nd, 2019 • 2h 52m
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William Baris course people
know who he
is yeah I think yes to the
street and
asked I'm thinking he would
know know
what they'll say yeah never
heard of the
guy
well yes William bard testified
well he
was a witness yeah yeah and you
saw it I
saw it we all saw it initial
impression
list you have clips actually I
don't
have any clips from from that
itself I
thought it was a gem personally
I
thought it was kind of a poor
performance by bar I loved it
that was a great performance by
bar I
thought he looked good he
didn't have
answers fast and he was trying
to look
cool it didn't quite look cool
I don't
know I can see the perception
where he
came across is in fact in some
cases
somewhat unprepared I thought
it was
very prepared okay we disagree
but you
have the clip so let's go and I
have the
clips the thing is the
Washington Post
this was laughing before the
show they
went on and on slamming him
pretty much
the way you are I was not slant
stop I
did not I didn't do anything
didn't seem
that great it wasn't that
didn't thing
was a good performance oh I
thought it
was fabulous fantastic he and
then today
apparently he said because well
actually
let's start off at the reason
he's not
gonna do the
supposedly today is supposed to
go to
the Nadler committee in the
house is
this it is this another public
hearing
or is it Oh
public one okay I'm not doing
it the
reason he's not doing it he
said it very
clearly at the beginning of the
of his
testimony well it wasn't a
testimony he
just said at the beginning of
his
discussion of whether he's
gonna do
Nadler because he wants to be
he's not
going there to be grilled by a
bunch of
attorneys he wants to be
grilled by the
the Congress with men and women
and
Nadler no no no we're no good
apparently
Nadler felt that there wasn't
any good
for the people in the on the
committee
to talk to him he has to bring
in some
professional oh okay I didn't
realize
this so they're gonna bring in
legal
experts to question him on
aspects of
the law I guess I didn't
realize that oh
this is good okay that okay I
already
said he says I already said I'm
not
gonna be questioned by some
professional
attorneys that just came in
there to ask
me a lot a bunch of random
questions
right uh I mean they're gonna
be asked
questions by the congressman or
I'm not
gonna be asked questions by
anybody but
meanwhile Nadler pays zero
attention to
this and and ramrodded through
the idea
yeah we're gonna have at least
at least
our attorney asked him a bunch
of
questions in there and if i if
i was bar
and i heard what i'm about to
play which
is the Nadler committee going
back and
forth on this i would probably
want not
want to go to this committee
either just
listen to this
hey reporting quorum being
present the
question is on the adoption of
the
motion was this the one the
chaos
selection this is the Nadler
yeah that's
never gonna he's now there's
ramrodding
this idea through and he's not
listening
to the republicans limit osco
porting
quorum being present the
question is on
the adoption of the motion
pursuant the house rule 11
close to
Germany those in favor say aye
mr.
chairman OHS no mr. chairman
nice habit
no chairman rice have it the
most mr.
chairman I'd see cracking
motion is
agreed to it and won't
recognize members
of the committee unless we want
to speak
on hello Ram meet rod its
motion does
anyone wish to ask for a
recorded vote
mr. chairman I've asked for
recognition
so if you're not Republicans
we're not
allowing on the question to
meet this
motion you're making a record
here what
we ought to be going by the
rules and
giving people a chance to debate
no wonder the AG doesn't want
to come
into running things without
regard for
debate gentlemen was totally
unfair in
the middle of the vote the
clerk will
report the result mr. chairman
and we
get no amendments others say
the ranking
for a personal form a clerk
will report
the parliamentary you will be
entertained after the clear-cut
Awards
the result understand what's
happening
he said this is what we're
gonna do and
he just ramrodded through even
though
there were objections is that
what I'm
hearing here yeah a very
out-of-control
committee no control no he's
got a bang
that gravel I thought you
recognized the
gentleman from Florida for an
emetic
will call the rest the Chairman
you said
you were gonna recognize the
role mr.
chairman moved the table sure
when I
moved to amend where it was
chairman I
move to adjourn we're in the
middle of a
rope in the middle of we were
in the
middle of debate was inviting
you ended
it without the question
chairman halls I
wasn't walking in a red bag
just chair
my mood to adjourn regular
order regular
that's a privilege motion to
adjourn
motion to adjourn motion to
adjourn is
not in order in the middle of a
roll
call
well the rule has not been
called yet we
were in the middle of devising
a you
didn't allow it I was in the
middle of
offering an amendment mr.
chairman the
eyes and nays you'd recognize
the
message you don't really have
to step on
it with that guy this is why
would you
go to this committee no that's
a preview
no of course you won't go there
when we
come to blows like we've seen
you know
in Japan vanish we need some of
that
where someone just jumps over
the dais
and just starts wailing on
somebody I
wonder look known Adler's
committee is
completely obviously out of
control and
of course the Washington Post
doesn't
report on that reported on this
I didn't
even I didn't even hear about
it yeah it
was while I keep going on and
on by the
way that's great good catch now
the
classic the classic there's I
got one
two or three I think F for
close word
with the bar discussing things
with
before we do that let me do a
little
ultra mall I was watching a
number of
different screens and something
happened
pretty much in the beginning
and then
later on in an hour later but I
have not
seen that I can recall on the
mainstream
news channels typically when
they have
when there's a session like
this they
just let it all run at the end
they come
in they've got all their
pundits CNN I
think had nine people nine
people in the
semicircle MSNBC did something
new they
broke into the hearing have you
ever
seen that with this a hearing
of some
importance and then they break
away to
comment on it before it's over
why so no collusion no
coordination no
conspiracy between the Trump
campaign
and the Russian government
regarding the
2016 election you have to have
specific
intent to obstruct justice if
there's no
underlying we're on your luck
ting to do
this we rarely do what the
chairman of
the Judiciary Committee just
said that
Muller found there was no
collusion that
is not correct Nicole Wallace
the report
says collusion is not a thing
they
consider it doesn't exist and
what's
stunning is that Lindsey Graham
is
offering answers to questions
that
aren't on the table today the
question
on the table today after the
recording
last night is why did Barmes
characterize what was actually
in the
Muller report and I'm sorry
Lindsey
Graham but you're defensive 'no
siz
showing to talk about
everything that
went into it and the next breath
distorted is a stunning stunning
mischaracterization of what the
whole
exercise is supposed to be about
revealed what I talked about
before that
he's sitting there today not the
Judiciary Committee as a human
shield
for Donald Trump and when we
try to
offer just
gavel-to-gavel coverage but
that a
phrase or the lack of it its
absence
from federal code this no
collusion
mantra is so foundational to
why we're
here today that we decided to
fly get
when we heard him use it yet
again back
into the chairman and the
committee so
that was ten minutes into it
and I've
never heard that anyone do that
it's
like all this was about was
collusion oh
no no that's not a legal term
so Lindsey
Graham the human shield for
Trump is
just it is just that a human
shield and
they did it again an hour later
we want
to correct some of the record
against of
all things what it says the
irony of
Brian Williams popping in to
correct the
record because someone didn't
tell the
truth he's not lost on me we
want to
correct some of the record
against I'm
sorry no no wait wait for the
second
clip this is this is different
here we
want to correct some of the
record
against of all things what it
says in
the Muller report
so I'm not gonna dance around
this he's
lying he's lying about what the
mullah
report finds around one of the
critical
flash points in the obstruction
investigation so they broke in
of course
after a Democrat finished
asking a
question they go to a
Republican that's
when they jumped in and they
have to
jump in to say a bar is lying
they could
not wait to do it afterwards
and and do a clip I guess they
feel the
and this is really what this
whole
hearing was about at least what
I saw
was hey you said this about the
report
but it was really quite
different and
then Muller said well I wish
you had
shown those 19 pages and then
Barr said
yeah I'm gonna show all the
page it was
only about bars interpretation
of the
Muller report and the three
weeks in
between the full report being
released
that was the argument that's
all that it
was about the whole thing and
they have
to jump in because all was
lying the
people will be confused very
bizarre
never seen that before that I
can recall
that's beyond bizarre hmm
that's twisted
but I liked it do we see
nothing but
collusion collusion collusion
for for
two years from the NBC yes yeah
you
can't anyone even brings it up
you got
to jump in and say hey it's not
a legal
term I mean how does that work
here they
got you we have the one little
bit you
know any collusion yeah yeah
that's we
do it all the time any
collusion you've
had it everywhere all right
back to the
actual hearing couple of things
let's
hear about this is Blumenthal
going on
and on because the discussion
on the
concept of exoneration which
apparently
you know they made bars kind of
be cited
in some as to why Muller put in
he he's
not exonerated when it's not
like it's
not anything they do and I I
think he
explains it here pretty pretty
clearly
the report says that they could
not be
sure that they could clearly
say that he did not violate the
law as
you know that's not the
standard we use
in the criminal justice system
it's
presumed that someone is
innocent and
the government has to has to
prove that
they clearly violated we're not
in the
business of exoneration we're
not in the
business of proving they didn't
violate
them but you know I found that
holy
Bonner rated him in your press
conference and in your
four-page skews
only how did that start I
didn't hear
the beginning of the question
you in effect exonerated or
cleared the
press no I didn't exonerate I
said that
we did not believe that there
was
sufficient evidence to
establish an
obstruction offense which is
the job of
the Justice Department and the
job of
the Justice Department is now
over that
determines whether or not
there's a
crime the report is now in the
hands of
the American people everyone
can decide
for themselves there's an
election in 18
months that's very democratic
process
but we're out of it we have to
stop
using the criminal justice
process as a
political weapon my time has
expired I
apologize mr. chairman but I
would just
say that the four-page letter
and the
press conference that you did
left the
clear impression and it's been
repeated
again and again that you
cleared the
president thank you sir you did
it bar
you're going down in history as
a liar
yeah he declared the president
cuz
that's his job who's supposed
to clear
the president it was not him is
the
Attorney General yeah and
Moeller was
working in the attorney
general's office
yep yep so he cleared the
president's
yeah yeah that's what he did
was he
supposed to do no no he was
supposed to
not do that
clearly Brian Williams thinks
differently and Nicole Wallace
Nicole
Wallace they should throw her
in jail
this is like Blumenthal this is
a
classic example I think where
people
didn't like this bars testimony
because
this is a short clip I'm
Blumenthal
Unruh Cuse --all
my recollection is stop living
in a blue
background
first there's the number of
spin-off
cases that came out of this I
think
there's 12 to 14 of them and bar
according to Blumenthal should
recuse
everybody errantly everybody
should
recuse themselves because
there's some
there's no real reason but they
just
should and so bar is being
grilled by
Blumenthal about his I guess
built-in
prejudice oh right yes he the
bars you
the president yes I just
thought this is
a good clip of where bar just
just says
no my recollection is I have not
discussed those like you don't
recall
for sure I just let me move I I
could I
can say very surely I did not
discuss
the substance event will you
recuse
yourself from those
investigations
no no so that would be like you
know
this is and this came again
everyone
said why he'd state asked him a
question
did you say no and they don't
be what he
was not agreeable no another
one is just
a definition of a White House
was all
over him with his White House
is uh you
know the guy from Rhode Island
thinks
it's gonna be flooded because
of global
warming any minute mm-hmm he's
always
like hunched over with his head
tilted
like at about 45 degrees he's
always
talking sideways baby and he's
very
loaded to the diets and he's
way down
and it's and he's got his
microwave and
they said he's cocked and he's
talking
to him and so he had his chance
to get
out of the continuous dead-end
questions
and answers which i think is
what
probably people found was was
boring
about the whole thing but he
talks about
spying and I thought the spying
thing
was quite good this little back
and
forth with the White House you
used the
word spying mm-hmm
about authorized DOJ
investigative
activities are you talking
about my
testimony we got the House
Appropriations yes in the
entirety of
your previous career in the
Department
of Justice including as
Attorney General
have you ever referred to
authorised Department
investigative
activities officially or
publicly as
spying I'm not asking for
private
conversation I'm not going to
absorb
spying I think you know my
first job was
in CIA I don't think the word
spying has
any pejorative connotation at
all to
meet you have to me the
question is
always whether or not it's
authorized
and adequately predicated spying
I think spying is a good
English word
that in fact doesn't have
synonyms
because it is the broadest word
incorporating really all forms
of covert
intelligence collection so I'm
not gonna
back off the word spying to
except I
will say when did you adjust
thing any
pejorative and I used it
frequently as
you media when did you decide
to use it
was it off the cuff in the
hearing that
day or did you go into that
hearing
intently no it's the words
actually off
the cuff whoever it was go ahead
yeah when when he challenged me
and said
you want to change your
language I was
actually thinking like what's
the issue
I don't consider it a
pejorative and
irreverently frankly we went
back and
looked at press usage and up
until all
the the for outrage a couple of
weeks
ago it's commonly used in the
press to
refer to authorized activities
such as
refer it is Michael Hartman
what it is
not commonly used by the
department my
time is commonly used by me I
tried to
get some answers on this I
think could
really get a definitive answer
if it's
if it's common to say spying or
not in
the shoes by him yes the way he
sees it
he's old school
yeah well and I talked to some
old
schoolers and I was like yeah
yes if no
one known don't really felt
that was
wrong but did yeah of course
well of
course because once bar dives
into it if
he's actually gonna do that you
know
Muller has got all the guilty
people out
everyone who was guilty of
spying is now
out god knows where they are
and bars
going in he says to see if he
can find
out the origins of this and
there was
spying of course there was
spying first
it was spying
that's what Trump said when he
was
ridiculed forget that it's what
we do
so what Trump said when he was
ridiculed
yes but it's still what we do
we spy we
spy on everybody yeah that's
why I don't
understand why it was such a
big fuss
well you're not supposed to spy
on
American citizens that's that's
fuss
worthy documented that's not
true what's
not true what do you mean of
course it's
true
I think we've documented that
spying on
American citizens is not only
ego we've
documented you said we're not
supposed
to and I said we've documented
that
that's not true we do it okay
yes I mean
it was just one of the recent
shows
where they were documenting how
you know
if you well if you're I can't
remember
what the clip was but it's
quite funny
it was it was it was Gina
talking about
how we spy on Americans hmm
Durbin tried
to corner bar with ethics is my
land
there's ethics thing that they
keep
trying to said well you know
there's an
edge there's an ethics
committee that's
attached to the Justice
Department
apparently if you have any
issues with
maybe some ethical thing you
gotta
recuse yourself they really
want this
guy out of the picture yeah
and so they so Durbin just
found some
like set up where Barr did ask
for a
opinion from this ethics group
which he
didn't necessarily have to do
and
Durban's all over it saying
that he
knows that he's in the wrong
and he
should be should be recusing
himself and
then bar kind of weasels out of
it with
a very very elegant job leaving
Durbin
just flat-footed I just thought
this was
a very good backhand for this a
little
long I'd like to ask you a
separate
issue
it's been reported that on
April 16th
you received a waiver to
participate in
the investigation and
litigation of
so-called 1mdb matter this is an
investigation into a Malaysian
car I
didn't understand that the
first time I
heard it the 1mdb matter I
didn't what
do you know what that is what
that
refers to
yeah this is the company that's
out of
Malaysia that yeah this her
name ah and
they're the ones who were
supposedly
money laundering through the
Trump or
not
this is what the Lib Joe's
wrong about I
goes the big hope of hope and
regress it
this is how they gonna get
Trump out
somehow he had something to do
with it
there's no is that is that the
Logan act
or the Hatch Act or the
corruption yes
of course makes nothing but
sense on
April 16th you received a
waiver to
participate in the
investigation and
litigation of so-called 1mdb
matter this
is an investigation into a
malaysian
company from alleged money
laundering
according to news reports as
part of
this investigation the US
Attorney's
Office for the Eastern District
of New
York is investigating whether a
Malaysian national illegally
donated to
the Trump inaugural committee
with money
taken from 1mdb you sought a
waiver to
participate in this matter even
though
your former law firm Kirkland
and Ellis
represents an entity involved
in the
investigation namely Goldman
Sachs how
many waivers have you received
to allow
you to participate and matters
or
investigations involving Trump
businesses the Trump campaign
or the
Trump inaugural committee none
you did
seek waiver in this case
actually the
impetus as I recall and people
should
jump me if I'm wrong but it
didn't come
he said that a lot he's instead
of
people should jump in
he kept saying people should
jump me but
he kept saying that no he only
said
twice hmm well I heard okay so
I heard
it a couple times but isn't it
people
should jump in instead of jump
me you
don't want to have people jump
you I
have no idea what is this
little phrase
yeah people should jump me hey
jump jump
me for the Trump inaugural
committee
done you did seek waiver in
this case
actually the impetus as I
recall and
people should jump me if I'm
wrong but
it didn't come from me I was
asked to
seek a waiver in this case do
you see
the problem if the issue is
whether or
not a money laundering operation
Malaysia isn't sending money to
the
Trump inaugural committee that
is
Attorney General of the United
States
you may not want to involve
yourself in
this all right well no I don't
I don't
because I was not involved with
the
inaugural I would you seek a
waiver then
to participate
this the waiver was I guess the
conflict
that was not because of any
relationship
I had to the inaugural
committee which I
didn't know it's the goldman
sachs you'd
form a client I would Kirkland
Ellis the
law firm right and their client
goldman
sachs i just don't understand
why you
would touch that hot stove you
sought
the waiver that's why i'm
asking the
question the attorney at the
criminal
division axe actually asked me
to get a
waiver because of the
importance of this
investigation overall i was
requested by
the criminal division i didn't
seek it
the impetus did not come from
me and who
would that be that made their
recommendation to you yeah i
until there
was the criminal division
mister bench
Kowski yeah he was the head of
the
criminal division but before
apparently
they discussed it with the
career ethics
official and they made the
recommendation thank you yeah i
went
flat he tried he tried to get
something
out that there was a couple of
people
did that um Kamla Harris as she
is it I
didn't get any clips but she
has a very
interesting style where she
just asked
the question cuts it off says
that
resting bitchface I think it
plays well
for the for fans of hers I
don't know I
think she had anything to prove
no she
has nothing to prove quickly
but she
it's a media show the whole
thing is a
media show as usual yeah i didn
t have
more know you know i did have a
bunch of
clover char clips cuz she was
kind of
like the same
she's very similar to a camp
camel
ahamill ah yeah same thing but
the funny
thing about if you listen to
like just
too long because these they
gave him six
minutes plus on done these are
opening
questions mm-hmm she she does
this thing
it is kind of amusing they look
back on
it Klobuchar has these two
bills before
Congress one has got something
to do
with it's both they're all kind
of
conflict of interest bills and
have to
do with these some some various
situations that are everybody
agrees or
needs to be fixed
that's deep summarizing and so
she
starts off asking about these
things
just to kind of promote her
bill and
then he says can you help us
can you
help us help us help us says
yeah I can
help you I think so and then
she goes on
it can you help us help us help
it yeah
I think so and then she she
drills into
the guy with these really
insulting
questions I'm thinking what
kind of
helped is she gonna expect
after this it
was just the stupidest thing
I've ever
witnessed in your name we could
watch
the entire Klobuchar
QA when this guy it's it's
pretty
baffling well somebody's people
aren't
too too bright well it's again
just a
sideshow big sideshow glad
everybody
watched it and it's all upset
about it I
like the media understand why
they would
he interrupts it just do
because no it's
not second-guessing Graham no
no it's
not second-guessing Nicole
Wallace is an
attorney she knows things
that's another clip I didn't
get I which
I'll just reiterate could have
had this
clip bars being grilled by one
of these
guys and he says don't you
think that
all the pundits and and pundits
and
newsmen and lawyers and
attorneys have
all disagreed with many of your
conclusions and Barr says I've
never run
into any two attorneys that
agree I saw
that too well here is a
attorney Chris
Cuomo he's a lawyer and this
kind of
helps us understand why and
Brian
Williams and Nicole Wallace and
others
are just so nutty about it
they're in
their own minds they're
conflating and
they're mixing up different
processes
different different bodies
within the US
government I mean just just
everything
and the guy's a lawyer so you
think he
would kind of know how it works
and he
had on former Attorney General
Michael
Mukasey
which he should have known
better
honestly Cuomo consider this
he's being
investigated for a crime that
didn't
happen and that he certainly
didn't
commit who says it did now
Russian
interference happened
Russian interference happened
for sure
but cooperation and conspiracy
between
the Trump campaign and Russians
did not
happen and that was the
criminal level
no since mr. Muller to any
level mm-hmm
I don't know about any level
that's a
criminal level I do
I'll give you okay and and
there's an
investigation going on not for
a month
or six months but for a two
year close
this New Year's and his
administration
is laboring under the shadow of
that
investigation and people
alleging that
had happened there are gonna be
indictments and so on and so
forth but
this is a special counsel and
it was put
together by Rosenstein because
he wanted
it separate from the DOJ
because of what
he saw it's not separate from
the DOJ
you know within the DOJ as a
mechanism
separate I know it's under the
DOJ I
understand how the guidelines
are
written I understand why they
were
written because we didn't like
but the
interface guidelines we have
three
branches of government this is
within
the executive sprout new branch
of
government just work for Cuomo
yeah this
new branch they sprout they can
do stuff
sprout a new branch of
government but
what your friend did it's not
just by
the book he took it on himself
to decide
this rule he didn't have to do
that
cause he had to do it why who
was gonna
decide whether to indict or not
Congress
it's a political matter leave
it to them
Congress they decide whether to
impeach
just listen to Chris Cuomo
answer and
then this guy's gonna before
you do this
I think you should consider
maybe play
the clip again what is Chris
Chris
Como's job on this show is
Chris Cuomo a
guy who is bringing people on
to help us
understand things or is he
trying to ram
wrote his personal opinion down
the
public's throat and his
personal opinion
by the way reflective of CNN
and MSNBC
for that matter the higher-ups
and in
these organizations I mean what
is he
why is he arguing with the guys
to such
an extent could see well
because he has
a law degree that he's he's not
a
practicing lawyer remember this
is the
same guy that said you're not
allowed to look at WikiLeaks
that's only
for journalists clip do you
have it here
yeah where is it well what he
says is he
says it's illegal to possess
stolen
documents unless you're the
media and he
implies that it's in pot it's
impossible
for you to for the public to go
and look
at Luke II least now I wanted
before you
play that although I'd rather
you to
play the other clip all from the
beginning okay when you just
play the
other couldn't be anything I
wanna front
load this other clip consider
he's being
investigated for a crime that
didn't
happen and that he certainly
didn't
commit who says it did that
Russian
interference happened Russian
interference happened for sure
but
cooperation and conspiracy
between the
Trump campaign and Russians did
not
happen and that was the
criminal level
no since mr. mower to any level
level I
do
I'll give you okay and and
there's an
investigation going on not for
a month
or six months but for a two
year close
to two years and his
administration is
laboring under the shadow of
that
investigation and people
alleging that
had happened there are gonna be
indictments and so on and so
forth but
this is a special counsel and
it was put
together by Rosenstein because
he wanted
it separate from the DOJ
because of what
he saw it's not separate from
the DOJ
within the DEA as a mechanism
separate I
know what's under the DOJ I
understand
how the guidelines are written I
understand why they were
written because
we didn't like what the
intersections we
have three branches of
government this
is within the executive sprout
a new
branch of government but what
your
friend did it's not just by the
book he
took it on himself to decide
this rule
he didn't have to do that of
course he
had to do it why who was gonna
decide
whether to indict or not
Congress as a
political matter leave it to
them they
decide whether to impeach or
not I'm
skipping a big point what you
taught me
about very easily they can't
indict him
that is the opinion from the
OLC so
there is nothing to decide on
that level
it is a purely political it all
hog
receipt doesn't indict
I know I'm using I'm using it
as just a
you know a metaphor we know no
because
we know the audience we know
the we know
the OLC says smaller by the
minute you
can I don't know if you could
hear that
in the background he's saying
you got a
huge audience and these is
getting
smaller every minute though
hold on you
got to hear that it says right
at the
end oh shoot it's not that
important
okay now you're you know you're
cuomo
clip well so Cuomo is got and I
have to
say when I heard this clip and
I don't
have the long version but he
talks about
how it's okay for the media
look at
WikiLeaks because this is this
is stolen
documents and and he kind of he
doesn't
say it but he implies that if
you look
at it you're breaking the law
well yeah
if you're a spy if you're and I
which
makes me wonder about him
because to
have this in your brain is that
the
level of our spies in the
United States
woe is me we're doomed despot
well we've
known this from I think two or
three
years ago when our when our
economic
hitman the the one I think that
we refer
to as such as such as such is
was it was
having was I wouldn't say
shacked up but
he was with this woman from the
State
Department who was mysterious
and
probably part of the oh that's
right
right right right right right
and she made a big stink about
looking
at any of the WikiLeaks think
because it
would be caught on her
lie-detector test
and looking at classified
material it
really sucks being a spy
basically so the spies
themselves if
something's public domain but
it's a
secret
not to look at it the spies are
not
allowed to look at it for
stupid reasons
let's face it I mean this is
the dumbest
thing it's true could be
bullshit but
it's stupid but when Cuomo says
this it
sounds like he says he's it
sounds like
he personally is a spy and he's
just
viewing the litany about what
spies can
again
do not what the public can and
cannot do
see assuming that the public
are all
spies I guess which I think the
good
part of them are but it's
beside the
point this is a very peculiar
clip CNN's
Chris Cuomo says that it's
illegal for
anyone but the media to read
WikiLeaks
also interesting is remember
it's
illegal to possess these stolen
documents it's different for
the media
so everything you learn about
this
you're learning from us because
he's an
idiot and that's what his
handlers told
him to say oh that's from the
talking
cat video I know the talking
cat time
line but you make a good point
if
because Cuomo is clearly kind
of thick
he just comes across as dumb and
certainly in what he's saying
here if he
is mockingbird you know CIA
she'll spy
or on you know some low-level
on the
payroll then that would that's
what
that's what he would be trained
to say
and he just dipped it out there
that
that's very interesting of
course most
of the media are involved with
CIA most
of them were or others but as
Paul
please a lot of the big timer
is not
about Washington Post New York
Times CNN
and MSNBC the big the big four
or
totally compromised I've been
watching
Fox News very closely as
they've started
to morph oh yeah and more
faster than oh
yes morphing a little too fast
for their
own good well I got a clip here
from
Chris Wallace and while I don't
disagree
with what he's saying I've
never seen
anything like this being said
on Fox and
remember we're seeing Fox throw
people
off the air for not wanting you
know for
wanting to say hey you know
this is you
got to connect the dots on the
note road
um I shut up not on my watch
that's the
first that's the first and now
Chris
Wallace says this you know I
know there
are some people who don't think
that
this March 27th letter is a big
deal and
you know some opinion people
some
opinion people who appear on
this
network is in heaven he's
making a
difference between news people
like
himself and oh pinion people
that
delivers an opinion oh no wait
now he
delivers what he calls fact but
it's
very interesting to see this
split at
FoxNews this is this is fasten
heel and
you know some opinion people
some
opinion people who appear on
this
network who may be pushing a a
political
agenda but you know we have to
deal in
facts and and the fact is that
this
letter from the special counsel
and it
was one of at least three
contacts with
the Attorney General
between March 25th and March
27th was a
clear indication that the
Attorney
General was upset very upset
with the
letter that Benton sent out by
the
Attorney General and wanted a
change or
wanted at least added to and the
Attorney General refused to do
so he
felt the Attorney General's
letter was
inaccurate he says in the
conversation
he was talking about media
coverage
that's not what he said in a
letter what
he says in the letter is you
didn't
reflect what we found in the
report and
there are a lot of people
having read
now the full report or as much
as it has
been not redacted
you know agree that he didn't
reveal
what was fully in the report
again those
aren't opinions that's not a
political
agenda those are the facts so
not only
is it interesting that he talks
about it
wasn't by the way that was
hardly the
facts would he just of course
there's a
couple things this well let me
just say
did you say opinion people or
people of
opinion where you say I know
don't think
that this March I want to get
this right
sevens letter is a big deal and
you know
some opinion people opinion
people
opinion people you have news
people you
have opinion people and believe
me
that's how they talk about each
other on
two different sides inside Fox
News
right now opinion people are
Hannity
ingre hem Tucker Carlson is
Ingram by
the way Thank You Ingram you're
Brian
Graham I may use that so with
Paul Ryan
now on the board of directors
you know the Disneyfication of
the Fox
brand itself which is not
include
snooze there is something going
on and
I'm still seeing my pillow
dot-com ads
during Tucker's show which
means they
can't sell ads they can't sell
them
because all the advertisers are
afraid
of advertising with the no with
the the
right lighting people people
not see
yeah but it's just interesting
to see
this particular rift inside Fox
News and
I I think that the opinion
pinyon people
are hurting their gut they're
good for
ratings bad for business
opinion people
are on the outs I think I think
it's
over for good for ratings bad
for
business yeah that's the
problem with
that model yes that's the
problem with
the advertising model in
general because
we all know in the United
States of
America there's only one God
and that is
the advertiser the advertiser
rules
everything exactly
I don't know they haven't they
don't
spin off numbers to tell us
what you
know tucker tucker's money's
are they do
you always talk about the
ratings but I
never talk about the income
right I do
know that CNN we see CNN's
ratings in
April drops another 26% in
primetime
now we're still all talking
can't they
get a clue CIA let's say or what
somebody other than your own
common
sense mm-hmm you can't make
corrections
on these sorts of things I mean
they
could correct of course
let me see an International is
doing
fine I mean this and it's
watchable CNN
International I catch a go wow
this is
pretty good how do you receive
it I
don't have it here how do you
get it
watch online I think I've
gotten it on
yeah I got it on I get it
online I can I
have to do that online cuz I if
you want
anything outside of Bar miler
Barbara
you've gotta what you gotta
flip on
Pluto TV for
long as that lasts since
they've also
been co-opted they still have
Sky News
they still have RT this you get
some
information about the parties
doomed
therefore their Russian agent
well
they're ready and registered as
such
registered under the Farris yes
they are
registered as such as fantastic
great
time to be alive well is the
Golden Age
of the Internet
so where do we where do we
sense to go
let's pay attention now kids
you won't
you're not gonna you're not
gonna see it
like you even like this show is
dude
well I don't know I think we'll
make it
out before before the real
crunch comes
down you mean exit strategy
people I got
angry letters about this yeah
yeah
producer email Mina people in
my family
have donated but I just can't
when you
keep talking about exit
strategy bring
back the good old days
we're doing one show a week for
40
minutes and you weren't
donating that I
don't think so you do know that
exit
strategy is a joke right
kind of I mean if we had a real
exit
strategy we just be we'd exit
right now
but right now being being on
the front
lines of the podcast reboot is
fabulous
no one cares about us not a
sight not a
single story not nothing covers
us ever
ever no no yeah well my
favorite thing
and of course Adam doesn't like
me
talking about it although he's
nods his
head and says yes yes that's the
tourettes yeah is the following
which is
they have all these specials on
podcasting and they have all
these
conferences and then they have
a lot of
articles written in New York
Times and
elsewhere
mostly promote their podcast
which is OK
and they go on and on about the
history
of podcasting and theirs and no
one ever
ever is I've actually asked
them about
this specifically have you ever
been
given a single phone call they
know
where you live to be asked one
simple
question about podcasting in
his history
and maybe some thoughts on you
can't
monetize the network would you
keep harp
on Twitter no no no no get a
call no I
do get calls say hey you know
I'm
writing a book about to MTV you
want you
to write the foreword that's
what I get
well you should write the
foreword so
fuck no I'm not gonna do any of
that
screw I'm not interested I you
know in
the in the studio I bait
deliberated for
a while
I'm not hanging up a single
thing from
my past all the newspaper
things all the
awards the records all going in
the
Attic I'm done you know what we
need
done is with no agenda album
cover
wallpaper now that's a great
idea
yeah each roll can have like
you know
you'd pride you three across no
agenda
shop guys pay attention and
it'd be a
nice wallpaper it's just
wallpaper your
walls I like by the way before
I just
want to go back to ones thing
about it
be sound insulating I want to
go back
about the Muller report I
here's one
question I I have that I'd like
someone
to answer truthfully and with
backup how
much did the Muller report
actually cost
it was 20 million it was 40
million it
was 25 million it's 30 million
it's more
than 50 million it's somebody
know
everyone has it was different
number
yeah they do but I think it was
always
been kind of targeting 35
million
although 33 would be a better
number
that's what I'm waiting for
we should just introduce that
and just
keep saying it and just say
actual cost
of Muller report 33 million
dollars
everyone go tweet that now
according to
the molar report the report
cost 33
million dollars just just make
sure
people know that now that
everyone has a
different number Trump has a
different
number miss Lindsey Graham has
all
different numbers there just
before love
shit all right back to
podcasting I'd
there I did want to mention the
reason
why Spotify and Pandora are
getting into
the podcast business the scam
the public
it's because they have no other
way to
increase their revenues zero
the they
don't own the content of the
songs and
those contracts the you know
what's even
written into statute of how
much needs
to be paid there's no way they
can and
if they start to really do well
and
they're never made a dime they
start to
really do well well you know
then the
the music business will just up
the
price it's a there they're a
bad drug
dealer and so they figure all
we have
this content we have our
original
content that we're gonna no no
one it's
not going to work and I feel
bad for the
Union people because they're
the people
this the podcast Union people
within
Spotify I guess Union number
one it
wasn't gimlet gimlet was going
was going
to unionize oh yeah gimlet yeah
I feel
bad for them because they're
actually
going to put themselves out of
a job
like I was talking to a guy in
Holland
just yesterday a big TV show a
big TV
show didn't work out too well
ratings
low cancelled after 24 episodes
yeah
I've known him since I was 20
21 radio
guy and he's been doing a
podcast which
it's good you know it's very
right-wing
it's talks a lot about Trump
and how
yeah pretty much the same
situation in
Holland and I said I'm just
gonna do
this podcast and he wanted to
know how
the value for value system work
I said
the first thing you got to do
because
he'd been talking about this
stop with
this idiotic video stop don't
do video
you will never make it if you
do video
he said oh he had to think
about it for
two days say I think you're
right said
yeah look and by the way you're
ugly
you're fat and ugly like me I
got to
rest we belong on a podcast my
friend we
don't belong on video anymore
okay I I
have to say the thing about
yeah people
do mention well I was just doing
pictures in the video I don't
know what
the point of the video is if
you can
listen to a podcast it's not
that hard
to just listen instead of have
to stare
at a screen with pretty
pictures mm-hmm
I never been people just roller
enamoured well you know all the
money
you make from YouTube yeah
don't worry
here we are kicked off it's
like it's
only a matter of time that's so
typical
let's talk about 2020 for a
second I
don't know if you have anything
or give
us an update who's the from the
cosmic
weenie report card who's the
front-runner right now is that
still Joe
Biden no no it hasn't been Joe
Biden for
weeks you should get update
that thing
with a version number okay so
what is
the latest on the burger
Bernie's number one burning
Biden's
number two and Hillary's number
three
well let's look at this here's
Biden
saying something very
interesting why is
it not starting oh there we go
meanwhile Joe Biden playing
down the
economics threat from China
watch this they can't even
figure out
how to deal with the the the
the fact
that they have this great
division
between
the China Sea and the mountains
and the
East here in the West
I mean they have this great
division
between the China Sea and the
mountains
in the East I mean in the way
competition for us exactly
they're no
competition for us oh okay
manufacturing
jobs is who's he kidding this
guy well
not a lot of it by the way
there's been
a lot of weird and odd
anti-chinese
stuff being posted on YouTube
ah well
this is all part of the plan
it's the
one that you predicted because
Hillary
is about to run there's no
doubt about
it and she went on Rachel
Maddow and
this is what she did since
Russia is
clearly backing Republicans
we asked China to back us I
hereby
tonight ask China that's right
and not
only that China if you're
listening why
don't you get Trump's tax
returns I'm
sure our media would richly
reward you
now according to the Muller
report that
is not conspiracy because it's
done
right out in the open so if
after this
hypothetical Democratic
candidate says
this on your show
within hours all of a sudden
the IRS
offices are bombarded with
incredibly
sophisticated cyber tools hey
you need
to reset your password moron
okay that's
sophisticated looking for
Trump's tax
returns and then extracts them
and then
passes them to whatever the new
WikiLeaks happens to be no
agenda show
and they start being unraveled
and
disclosed nothing wrong with
that I mean
if you're going to let Russia
get away
with what they did and are
still doing
according to Christopher array
the
current FBI director who said
that last
week they're in our election
systems
we're worried about 2020 he
said so hey
let's have a great power
contest and
let's get the Chinese in on the
side of
somebody else just saying that
shows how
absurd the situation we find
ourselves
in yeah what you just said
really took
it to a new level have the
Chinese back
the Democrats and Joe saying
come on man
they can D they can't do
nothing that's
and I have some interesting
China stuff
after our break but just do
they think
that this strategy is appealing
to
anybody but they're very very
core you
know the 20 percent of people
that would
vote for Hillary if she was a
you know a
serial killer look she's going
after all
demographics she's she's
setting it up
she's getting ready CBS this
morning had
a very bizarre piece with the
comedian
his name is
Jordan Klepper and he I've not
heard of
him the whole segment is not
funny but
he he has a show on Comedy
Central and
so he's sitting with Bill and
Hillary
and he's walking through that
he wants
to get in on the crowdfunding
craze and
he wants to crowdfund something
so he
brings in advisors this is part
of the
gag Bill and Hillary huh yeah I
know
it's been going this clips
going around
a good clip here's an
interesting one
fund a audiobook of the Mulder
report as
read by Hillary Clinton oh gosh
I would
definitely contribute to that
yeah sure
it would take a long time to
record that
I think you need two weeks Allah
suggests yeah lots and lots of
los
inches why am i crowdfunding
audiobooks
with the Clintons for the last
six
months for my new show I've
been on the
front lines of American
activism I've
seen people run for office sink
boats
and get arrested enacting
change is hard
but this week we saw real
difference
made from of all things the
Internet
a GoFundMe sort to its goal of
more than
1.8 million dollars overnight I
wanted
in on the crowdsourcing game so
I
brought in some trusty advisors
you guys
need to help me spend a
thousand of my
own dollars on worthwhile
causes that
are hopefully gonna make for a
better
future let's try all right
somebody's
trying to raise money to take a
law
class to impeach Donald Trump
you know
unless this person is already
in the
Congress this is guy who just
wants to
take a few law classes to
attempt to
impeach double trouble yeah but
he's
done in a position to do that
we gotta
really digest what's in the
motor report
cuz we know what the Attorney
General
said about it it's not true
listen to
Bill Mann bill is on the ropes
again
maybe we should send him to
loss we're a
no on this guy who wants to
take a long
class - okay but we should
start a
Kickstarter to send
bar back to law school for
continuing
legal education right now
somebody went
fund his continuing legal
education I
would be for that poor bill
maybe I mean I think I need to
bring her
back didn't you mentions to me
the other
day we got to bring it back
bill to do
it Bill's on the block and I
think he I
think he's seriously on the
block
there's a push Hillary right to
the
forefront that would be I mean
would
cosmic weenie put her at the
top on the
report card if bill kicked
absolutely in
the saddle that was that was
part of the
deal remember that that's that
was that
was a cosmic weenie list update
him on
that oh my goodness this you're
gonna
play the clip where Hillary
read from
the no no did the whole thing
but none
of it was funny no no it was
decidedly
unfunny and why is CBS running
this as a
morning show segment I mean
this is this
gives me everything to believe
she's
ready to get back into the game
there
needs to be some well maybe
that maybe
this bar controversy is what
she's
looking for but there's got to
be some
thing that she's not going on
Rachel
Maddow to say and I think
didn't even
say some Democratic candidate
in that
clip I don't know actually
you know I'll tell you this is
that she
doesn't have a book out and
she's
getting booked on these things
there's
got to be some reason other
than she
really doesn't go floating
around unless
she's either running for office
or she
has a book there's no book
right so
she's running for office boom
you just
listen to that Rachel Maddow
clip again
not the whole thing but I think
it's in
the beginning she says Russia
is clearly
but why don't we ask China to
back us I
hear by tonight ask China
that's right
and not only that China if
you're
listening why don't you get
Trump's tax
returns I'm sure our media
would richly
reward you now according to the
Muller
report
is not conspiracy because it's
done
right out in the open so if
after this
hypothetical Democratic
candidate says
this line now do you hear how
she said
that I think that's something
something
wanting to come out about her
running
unright out in the open people
don't get
a clue about this here it is if
after
this hypothetical Democratic
candidate
says yeah I think it's pretty
clear
hypothetical mm-hmm beautiful
beautiful
uh one of the ones she's also
in this I
have a little medley of
electoral
college people you can
recognize each
each of their voices who all
want to do
away hillary why is Hillary
give a crap
at this point unless she's
running again
to get rid of the Electoral
College
you'll hear her voice in here
well some
things that I would like to
change one
is the Electoral College the
Electoral
College needs to go and maybe
we might
want to take a look at the whole
Electoral College I think it
needs to be
eliminated I'd like to see us
move
beyond it yes and that means
get rid of
the electoral college
I think it's excuse me
worthwhile does
you do it so well - once again
explain
why we have the Electoral
College and
what it's supposed to protect
if it's
what its function is its
function and it
works very well apparently its
function
is to keep bad actors out of the
presidency and how it works
obviously if
people should know this is that
you have
every state has a number of
electoral
votes and it's it's fixed at
that number
that's to determine it it's
determined
by their population but it's
not a
direct direct reflection of the
population because sometimes as
some
states will be kind of
over-represented
by the electoral college and
the idea is
is that when the votes come in
the state
that wins they get all the
elector it
depends on the state they can
choose to
do whatever they want but
generally
speaking even though there's
some people
are there's a new move yeah
talked about that about the but
the
generally speaking that state
votes 70%
for Hillary and 30% for Trump
the
electoral votes go for Hillary
the
states that vote 51% for Trump
and 50%
for Hillary that goes to trump
and the
idea is it's a balancing it's
load-balancing god it's the key
it's to
keep the two big states like
California
that have that locked out Trump
because
it's run by the state is
corruptly run
100% by the Democrats and the
devote
kind of was like 70 230 it was
something
along the coastlines and it
turned out
to have four million more votes
for
Hillary than Trump when most
states had
like 20,000 more or 50,000 more
or
something reasonable so the
popular vote
if it's if it's eliminated and
you only
go through the electoral vote
you it it
eliminates the chance of two or
three
big states loading up just
loading up
and pushing through whoever
they these
big three states want because
they've
got so much population that
they can
they can be over-represented
and so it's
it ruins the idea of our federal
government we're a federal
we're I'm
sorry i we're a federation
states yes
we're a republic and republics
aren't
democracies and they keep using
this way
the Democrats keep saying
democracy
democracy democracy when it's a
republic
that we are and a republic is
balance so
you don't have the tyranny of
the
majority which is the problem
with
democracies and that's what's
actually
going on no one ever brings
this up and
we don't for some reason but we
don't
bring it up in the brexit vote
that
brexit vote which was 51% of 49
is
something along those lines 3%
I think
was the difference that's two
but that
is that that's how a tyranny of
a
democracy works where doesn't
this right
yet there's the tyranny of the
democracy
that's a very good point
it's a tyranny of the majority
of the de
Martian the majority can be a
tyranny
very easily because if you
especially
people come out to vote like it
the
brexit vote
all the youngsters that were
all there
all pro-eu they don't even want
to be
British they didn't even bother
who
cares but there was a minute
they lost
the vote and the next thing you
know
they're all bent out of shape
well there
this is an example of what
democracies
and aren't that great that's a
good
example Pelosi for some reason
was in
London doing the rounds because
he has
to work for the people of
California can
she was on the London School of
Economics podcast the very
short clip of
a brexit usually when we come
here we're
talking about national security
we're
talking about intelligence
we're talking
about the economy we're talking
about so
many things and this time it's
brexit
that's impressive but I'm not a
good
place to talk about the system
but I
wish you'd done a little more
pronounced
because it is a nicer but it's
it's not
like the jobs thing wish you
really
yells it out no it's too bad by
the way
I think we passed up I wanted
to make
sure that you know about this I
so I
took from that Nadler committee
little
it let me check it out mr.
chairman
moved the table sure when I
moved to
amend Larrick miss Cheerilee I
moved to
adjourn
it's not really funny it's okay
it
wasn't tight just one more
thing about
the electoral college didn't
Bush jr.
win through the electoral
college and
not the popular vote well that
that was
the close one where they that's
not
absolutely necessarily true
because of
the Florida vote but yeah well
then how
did how did it save us from
tyranny Al
Gore okay and with that I'd
like to
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I love the peace and I thank
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that's not
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AJ Vance teen burger Bergen
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a retired Marine Semper Fi he
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sends a that's yes of course I
know who
he's a little Murray I'm
keeping his
notes because they're so well
they get
the marine letterhead are they
just a
dis symbol how they typed or
handwritten
their type but is signed nice
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pretty notes I'm a bit late
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2019 Omnibus Budget submission
for the
first two quarters but here it
is we got
hit by a new salt limitation in
California and did some
temporary
sequestering to get the budget
back on
track two quick stories one I
had back
surgery this month while lying
in my
hospital room after surgery a
young lady
walked up to the machine near
my bed by
the way if you've ever seen
these I know
if these commercials are all
over the
country or not but there's these
commercials called it just okay
isn't
good enough
yeah I've seen their 18t
commercials and
they have these these boneheads
situations where somebody's
there just
don't know what they're doing
but your
life is in their hands kind of
thing hmm
this fish is raw is my favorite
so he's
describing one of these
situations he
walked up to the machine near
my bed and
starts pushing buttons while
saying
paraphrasing like I'm so
disorganized
today like I just like I walked
into the
wrong room but like I'm okay
now I think
I'll get back on track like I
should
because I know better to take
them to
take four days off cuz like
Netflix
overload really that's
apparently yeah
she's poking buttons oh my
goodness
machetes with doctor no damn
nurses are
rude the day when Millennials
entered
the workforce and started
running things
that we depend on is your doom
we're all doomed that day is
here me me
constantly bitches about this
particular
phenomenon the Millennials are
now
bitching about the Zoomers well
they
should look in the mirror I see
yes old
man they just got it yes you're
lying in
that bed I did some serious
ruing too
when my sweetheart picked up my
prescription for oxycodone the
pharmacist handed her a box of
nasal
spray she said she didn't need
nasal
spray thank you the pharmacist
told her
that California regulations now
required
that the sale of a dose of
narcan with
every every opioid prescription
that
contained enough pills to cause
an
accidental overdose oh I didn't
know
that I didn't know this either
that's
regulation huh
yeah so you get we looked at
that it's a
private company you can't
that's the
problem their private their
copay was 11
bucks the pharmacist said that
he's
dealt with more than a few
people cannot
afford their co-pays often as
high as
$50 so he cannot sell them their
prescription pain meds make of
that what
you will
no jingles but I could use a
bit more of
your health Karma thank you very
respectfully getting his name
AJ AG hey
maybe maybe the the heroin drug
dealer
should have be handed out
narcan with
their with their packages if
they get
this price 11 bucks cost
hundreds you
know just on that I mentioned
graciella's Sciences scientists
check
his wife or guess it's his wife
I mean
who else would be called Grace
yellow
his nurse his nurse his handler
could be
any may be a strand lurk could
be
similar but I thought that was
sweet you
know that there's fights going
on in
Dutch pharmacies
but yeah the couldn't if they
have the
basic idea of single health the
single-payer although there I
mean it's
not exactly like that but it's
very much
kind of an Obamacare Medicare
type
system and so the insurance
companies
run everything and now people
are going
into the pharmacy to get their
drugs of
course these insurance
companies only
want the cheapest generics and
what
happens now is that the the
companies
aren't making and distributing
drugs to
these countries because the
demand is so
low and then all of a sudden
they run
out so they keep running out of
you know
important things for people oh
yes
they're running out of
medication people
are freaking out and in this
thing I
don't want this cheap ass I
want the
expense I want the the brand
name and
they can't get it and yeah well
the
Dutch they got here if they're
going to
recommence brand name it says
brand name
only mm-hmm do you have to get
the brand
name you can't get the generic
oh that's
not that that's not the case
with the
new system no no you get the
generic and
if the generic is out tough
luck you
come back in a week it's
fantastic
well that's no good if you need
to drug
no no I'm just reporting don't
shoot the
message
yes simplifying now he comes up
he's
followed up by our buddy
who's on the road again Serrano
miss of
Dogpatch and Louis Lobo via
comes in
with six six six uh-oh his
numbers
always mean something I'm not
pleased
with this
well it's interesting this is
together I
would read the end of the note
versus
this is not my may donation but
a
Passover Easter shabih Bharat
donation
reinforcing the coincidence of
Abrahamic
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I don't know that's what it is
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666 thanks for all the producers
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mm-hmm
John you said you wanted to
know about
my travel so here's my view
from 42
thousand feet today Wednesday's
are five
days or fewer the experience is
taxi
uber lyft Kareem track don't
know what
that is but apparently it's some
competitor
Kareem track someone should
look that up
ciear EEM airport airplane taxi
Hotel
taxi meetings taxi Hotel taxi
Airport
airplane repeat airline food has
deteriorated to levels not seen
in a
decade
hotels are portraying better
services
but like the Gilded Age it is
often
superficial partly because the
help is
under trained yeah but good
tipping in
dollars always attracts the best
services currency issues are
more often
discussed as the dollar
strength and
fear of devaluation or
terrorists make
long-term investment more
challenging
religious differences sectarian
issues
are being downplayed in the
press and
harmony is discussed your know
your you
note this trend on your show
and I see
it more broadly with with
Brenton Durant
being an international example
na crisis
what does the christ-child fish
another
Christchurch the effort to make
the no
trade on fire a religious
reawakening
towards national unity seems to
be
failing by the way just before
I want to
get this up before I forget
apparently
there was a whole plan already
for not
road um and and this so it's
going to be
it's not going to be restored
it's going
to be rebuilt with this plan
that has
been around to transform the
dela see to
the island itself that the note
Radames
on into Europe's leading tourist
destination just in time for
the 2024
Olympic Games adds another
little twist
to that doesn't it
because no one wanted no one
wanted to
turn this thing into a rebuild
the
notre-dame were to kind of the
front
part the same then they've
modified the
rest of it and AD they need to
add two
things to make it really
especially if
they're gonna do what you just
described
which I believe is true is a
rollercoaster around the
notre-dame
exactly I think now that would
be
fantastic
I I think so or maybe maybe
just yeah I
think you're right the roller
coaster
smell the whole island did
Disney thank
you
anyway our our night continues
global
warming while and iosef IOC AOC
and
micron issue seems to be losing
momentum
I have observed more Islamic
scholars
rather than the born-again
Muslims
engaged in social media replies
to hate
questions and similar
engagement from
other religious scholars these
scholars
point out the context of
extracted
quotes from religious
references to
stern debate debate I do not
believe
this is just a coincidence
given the
pressure to regulate social
media
perhaps like representative
Omar's
gradual shift from traditional
colourful
head cover toward Wahhabi
subdued colors
we can follow the money
I expect a new enemy as being
researched
for global news networks this
quote
while being served in a crowded
restaurant in Beijing quote too
many
people we need a war to fix this
that's a food service worker
toward
service workers around the
world are the
best source of public sentiment
that's
probably true the cerana missive
Dogpatch and lower slovakia
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much
it's always so nice yes great
now it
really turns this segment into
content
of valuable proportion because
he's got
gives us a report yeah that's
fantastic
you don't know who he is or
what he does
but he's obviously travels a lot
and and it's always appreciated
thank
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Tommaso d Tama Toronto mr.
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seven
greetings John announcement a
while
since my last donation easily
douching
you've been deduced he's gonna
be in
Seattle today the second and
I'll try to
invade the Seattle meetup oh
good the
brink and an avian cheer a
touch set
order to the Pacific Northwest
proletariat no jingles no
problem yeah I
think you tweeted this video
out to
about was it Edmonton in Canada
the guy
he took he went behind like the
it
looked like Los Angeles or San
Francisco
basically just tents people
living in
the parks was that Vancouver
yeah I
think this is Hastings Street
all over
the world this is happening all
over the
world
well mostly on the west coast I
mean I
know this is happening all over
the
world but the west coast is got
the
worst case scenarios
it'll also be next by the way
because of
their new district attorney do
you think
that is that it's just because
what
happens is and I think that
it's now
even under review to just make
you know
lots of lots of cities are
saying I will
just make all public all public
land you
could camp on it you know if
you're if
you if you're homeless yes this
is the
district local district
attorneys are
making these decisions and
they're
allowing the cities to
deteriorate this
Dallas will be next and and I'm
and you
may be right
my thinking is wide if no one
cares
anymore and said I'd do
whatever you
want there was at one point I
don't know
if there's like a site-geist
movie way
back in the day and had an
animation of
how them how money works and
how you
know how money is created and
how it's
all basically debt and it's
just it's
fiction fictitious and the
Federal
Reserve and how it works but
eventually
in that system and they they
have a
kinda like a Rube Goldberg
machine and
you see people who just drop
off who
just can't participate anymore
and they
kind of fly off the end there
into a
heap and that's literally
happening did
no help for these people
there's no
future even though the biggest
problem
has theocracy it's similar well
that's
where this they're flying off
the end of
a three way and just piling up
yeah it's
not similar to that but yeah
that's the
same idea it's these just these
people
fall off and then no one cares
about him
step over them just step over
him anyway
well this is something that's
going on
that needs some sort of
understanding
because it's drugs it's drugs
madness
people these people are on meth
and on
others they're all on drugs but
the
point is is why don't they you
know as
this is it there's yes why
isn't anyone
know if they're doing this on
purpose to
say here's what drives legalize
drugs
you're gonna end up with this
look at
this mess that we created this
is all
your fault you liberals or you
or you
you libertarians already it's
already
here in Austin we had the entire
underpass of 35 every underpass
of 35
people are living there under
right next
to the new Google building
that's going
up downtown there's another
bridge
people smoking meth and crack
underneath
that and it's just a little
bit's is
right near the library same
story and
it's just allowed nothing is
done except
say yes yes affordable housing
is we
need affordable housing if you
let us
put up the soccer stadium we
promise
we'll build affordable housing
right
over there
they don't care I don't I
where's the
guy with the dome who can be
mayor of
Austin that guy bring him back
well it's
a situation that needs to be
addressed
say the least
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I wanted to talk briefly about
the
measles and the MMR vaccine
yeah where's
our jingle do we have a vaccine
jingle
no I don't think so
oh yeah you're saying hey
producers
where's our vaccine jank jingle
is that
what you're doing but obviously
a
measles specifically yeah I
don't think
we have anything now the reason
why I'm
following this is in in the in
the early
days of this show
I caught a financial conference
it was
JP Morgan or something you know
some of
these outfits and they have all
the
analysts and everyone comes
over and
they talk about how great their
company's going to do and the
pharmaceutical guys I don't
know if it
was marked specifically but as
the
farmer guys were showing me it
was a
pharmaceutical conference
that's what it
was we're all kind of showing
the same
powerpoints and I might even
have those
somewhere still but they're
available on
their website they're not
hiding it and
the big bonanza the big boom
was going
to be vaccine vaccines is where
it's at
and we did have we didn't have
a real
odd period on if you remember
where they
had coming out with vaccines
against
smoking all kinds of years they
called
it a vaccine it's like that's
really odd
but okay yeah so they had
anything they
could they just labeled vaccine
and it
died down a bit and you know
we've had
the anti-vaxxer controversies
and we've
had you know kind of bubbling
along and
now this measles is is really
yeah it's
really cropping up again and
this is the
latest news came out just just
recently
interesting story here a cruise
ship has
been quarantined in the
Caribbean
Liz y and B whose ship is
measles
outbreak its reports are now
crossing
right now it's happening now
owned by
the Church of Scientology off
of Gia
300 passengers and crew have
been told
by officials in Sandwich II of
the
Caribbean island do not leave
because a
female passenger has measles
measles it
can be contracted via coughing
it can go
airborne via sneezing one
person can
infect up to 18 other people
this boat
was supposed to leave on
Thursday
so the passenger crow told your
did you
ask me to stop yeah oh I'm
sorry I
didn't hear you yelling don't
yell at
once one person can contain
people she
that was her stabbed 18
specifically 18
not 19 not 19 not thousands not
just one
I guess that's okay yeah what
where does
that number come from Hamish is
when I
hear something like that the
CNBC man
they know their numbers sneezing
one person can infect up to 18
other
people this boat was supposed
to leave
on Thursday I think what she's
saying is
that if you sneeze in the air
the
droplets no she never said that
she said
one person can infect up to 18
other
people so if I've got measles
and I kiss
a hundred people only 18 will
get it
only 18 will get it mm-hmm call
18 of
the men measles can be
contracted via
coughing it can go airborne via
sneezing
one person can infect up to 18
other
people this boat was supposed
to leave
on Thursday so the passenger
crew told
you are not allowed to
disembark but
that that the boat can leave
port it is
not being prevented from
leaving port if
it wants to leave so that's the
issue
right now up again is there any
producers or anybody that works
at this
network Dickens
you can't leave but you can
disembark
the ship could leave the ship
could
leave the port be they people
couldn't
leave the ship okay the boat
can leave
port it is not being prevented
from
leaving port if it wants to
leave so
that's the issue right now
highly
contagious
the virus can go airborne it
stays in
the air one hour after somebody
coughs
and you can catch it if those
droplets
are hanging in the air will
stay under
story from the ship is owned by
the
church I got it check those
doubts I
love that I didn't know that is
that
this that must be the Sea Org
I would think oh maybe they
have more
than one boat but I thought if
you were
a clear nobody but you know
what you got
on this boat
you couldn't get sick Oh John
come on
it's just saying again
religious nuts
whether you're Orthodox Jew nut
or
scientific the Scientology Jude
Scientific Jude science
Scientology nut
oh you don't get vaccinated
probably I
don't even know what the rule
is with
the it's pretty in your face
now a month
ago not longer than religious
nut jobs
don't get anti-vaxxers so a
month ago
almost to the day when this is
how long
we've been following this this
this
uptick I played The Brady Bunch
episode
when the Brady's all got
measles and
that was kind of funny because
it's the
way I remember getting measles
and then
their whole thing was yeah you
know I
don't have to go to school
that's why
little Billy is smiling and
everyone's
all happy about it no and Alice
got the
measles or well you can imagine
that
once someone got ahold of our
Great
Clips then it really pissed off
NPR are
you sure it's the measles the
Brady
Bunch episode is there a doctor
in the
house came out in 1969 well he
certainly
got all the symptoms a slight
temperature a lot of dots and a
great
big smile a great big smile no
school
for a few days all six Brady
kids come
down with the measles stay home
from
school and play board games
together
that's right people who are
critical of
vaccines bring up the episode
often like
dr. Tony bark who testifies
against
vaccines and courts and public
hearings
across the country so what do
former
cast members think about their
show
being used as evidence measles
is not
such a big deal actress Maureen
McCormack played Marcia as a
teen Marcia
Marcia Marcia
she says she found out a few
months ago
that an anti vaccination
Facebook group
was circulating memes of her
with the
measles from that episode she
was
furious I think it's really
wrong when
people use people's images today
would see what she's really
pissed off
about is she got dumb deal back
in the
day has you know very low any
residuals
it's like well they're using my
face to
promote episode she was furious
I think
it's really wrong when people
use
people's images today to promote
whatever they want to promote
you know
as a mother my daughter was
vaccinated
and she says she got the
measles as a
kid before the vaccine was
introduced it
was nothing like the Brady
Bunch episode
she got really sick
Lloyd J Schwartz is the son of
Sherwood
too bad they didn't have any
clip of her
saying that herself but we'll
just take
NPR's word for it's nothing
like the
Brady Bunch episode she got
really sick
Lloyd J Schwartz is the son of
Sherwood
Schwartz Brady Bunch creator
who passed
away in 2011 that would be
sorry because
he believed in vaccinations
that oldest
kids vaccinated everyone who
caught the
measles and the Brady Bunch was
fine by
the next episode and most
people who
catch measles in 2019 will be
fine too
once they recover but that's
not always
the case the virus can cause
pneumonia
in severe cases brain swelling
and
deafness you will die so yes of
course
they'd and and I want to
reiterate we're
at we're semi vac sirs I've had
my
vaccinations my daughter's had
her
vaccinations but I think you
can overdo
it a little bit well I'm gonna
say this
I was thinking about this cuz
I've been
called out as a VAX when I'm
not I hate
small pox vaccine in me damn
you're
really cool nobody else no one
has that
one anymore I always say when
somebody
said okay then I would advise
you if
you're gonna call me out to go
get an
HPV vaccination yes if you're
all in on
this Golden Age pH you know it
does
prevent genital well certain
number
throat cancer and boys you can
say too
many answers yeah you can say
to men and
women yeah yeah so I men
particularly go
get this vaccine but look it up
before
you go get the vaccine look up
a little
details on his side effects but
since
you're all in on this go get
that
vaccine unless you get that
back soon
you got nuts
to say to me because if you're
not gonna
get that vaccine then you're in
the same
boat I am you're a semi vac sir
you
can't start to condemn me
unless you get
the HPV vaccine and if they go
get that
fine you can yell and scream
there's
also I got a very interesting
note from
someone that the that a lot of
this the
measles scare could also be
related to
Fifth's disease which I had not
heard of
and it has very similar
symptoms you
heard of this fifth go go go go
I'm
looking up the damn Wikipedia
page go go
the fifth like fifth musical
issues you
can't keep a beat fifth disease
with
erythema infect she owes and
more fifth
disease is one of several
possible
manifestations of infections by
pear OVA
parvovirus b19 or though yes
what is a
parvo well that's like a dog
virus the
name v disease comes from its
place on
the standard list of rash
causing
childhood diseases which also
includes
measles that's first scarlet
fever
second no one talks about that
rubella
third Dukes disease but is
really no one
has ever seen that one and six
is
roseola but fifth is the fifth
disease
and you look at these kids it's
also
known as was it slapped cheek
because it
looks like your cheek has been
slapped
amongst all the the dots I mean
I don't
why is there no vet vaccine for
this it
looks just as shitty that's the
same
type areas of vaccine for parvo
for dogs
okay well the perfect
opportunity to
start giving it to humans
because let's
check in with Wall Street a lot
of
earnings coming out this
morning let's
start with Eli Lilly looked
like kind of
a mixed quarter and you can
kind of see
that in the trading this
morning Eli
Lilly trading down a little bit
they're
moving along to Pfizer that one
coming
in beaten race for a new CEO
Albert
Borla this is his first quarter
as CEO
of the company started January
1st
Pfizer did eight point nine
billion
dollars in stock buybacks in
the quarter
they've got another more than
five
billion
and share repurchases
authorized so
they've been spending a lot of
their
cash there but everybody's
always
wondering about M&A for them
I will rounded up with Merck
that one
coming in a bead as well as you
just
detailed earlier they're
setting growth
and oncology and vaccines
they're an
oncology of course their major
drug is
key true des that huge
immunotherapy
cancer drug coming in at two
point two
seven billion dollars that was
actually
slightly less than what
analysts were
looking for but you do see the
stock up
2.7 percent in the early market
one more
thing to note on Merck they
make the MMR
vaccine that's the measles
mumps rubella
vaccine and they cited growth
there for
they're pretty accurate vaccine
business
because of higher demand in the
US and
in Europe so we'll see whether
that
continues with the current
outbreak guys
oh yeah let's see if it
continues hope
it continues because the stocks
will go
up so they beat earnings
surprise
surprise makers of the MMR
vaccine so
now if we just put ourselves I
think we
have a Shou assumption that a
lot of
what's happening with vaccines
and how
they are portrayed is for
profit motives
why would it be any different
than any
other branch of the big
pharmaceutical
industry except this is this
has been
put into our heads as fear
you'll die
what could we do I think I
mentioned one
or two shows ago that if we had
these
outbreaks in you know this in
the
Netherlands which they see it
in in
other EU countries are talking
about it
and of course now if every
state and
it's all they oh look at all
these
people the cruise ship do we
not have a
global outbreak are we not all
going to
die if I was running Merck I'd
be
pushing towards that and I'd be
doing it
in this manner dr. James
Goodson at the
Centers for Disease Control and
Prevention in Atlanta says the
US
measles cases are a direct
result of the
outbreaks abroad when we see
large
measles outbreaks and other
countries
that are common I just have to
stop this
for a second I look at all
kinds of
certainly European news I did
not see
this start in Europe it started
in the
US and I I've read it every
single day I
didn't see measles vaccination
calls and
fear-mongering pop up until
well after
this started here when we see
large
measles outbreaks and other
countries that are common
destinations
for travelers from the US the
that's
when we often see the largest
number of
measles cases in the u.s. like
we're
seeing this year Madagascar is
grappling
with a measles outbreak that
sickened
70,000 people and killed more
than a
thousand Ukraine had a similar
number of
cases their ongoing measles
outbreaks in
the Philippines India Romania
Brazil and
Venezuela there have been
smaller
flare-ups in popular vacation
destinations like France Greece
and
Israel and it's unvaccinated
travelers
who are the problem they are
the ones
who are bringing the virus into
the u.s.
the only reservoir for for
measles virus
is people so the only way
you're gonna
get measles is if you come in
contact
with somebody who's infected
with
measles I guarantee you the
next phase
of this rollout is you have to
be able
to prove you've had your MMR
shot before
you can enter the United States
of
America and that will be for
citizens
and non-citizens alike you can
just see
it coming
that's a moneymaker it's a huge
moneymaker so so now I don't
know what
Merck's at but this is where we
would
want to buy some Merck stock
but they
still they still have to get
the the
regulator's done it doesn't
have to be a
law they can just do it through
Homeland
Security they can say yeah new
rule you
got to be able to show it might
somebody
a marketing guy at Merck would
be
getting a lot of handshakes and
high-fives not a big bonus give
me a big
bonus bill at the end of the
year baby
bunnies come your way
fantastic yeah anyway but I
think you're
right they're going to bring the
meanwhile good idea
I'll just stay healthy with the
Jambo
Joe's little gift box did you
get one
from from Joe Joe Winky our
guys over
here with the spray the jam but
yet the
spray this spray is so we first
of all
he's a Jambo he sent the the
solve again
the solve in that that's so
good if you
have you know put hands pain in
your
hands or your back or anywhere
really
just muscle pain any kind of
joint pain
but then he has these sprays
which is 500 milliliters of THC
in a
bottle with a peppermint these
guys have
got a good idea man
I've been around to two sprays
of that
is enough for me yeah
kaho he had a booster get a
third one it
can't hurt literally what
they're saying
it's just distilled water
anyway so now
let me give another strategy to
the
politicians I would say Trump
could do
this and any Republican could
use this
strategy where do you think
these
measles are coming from illegal
immigrants well that's a that's
what
idea that the right-wing talk
radio guys
have brought out months back
I'm sorry
sorry I don't listen to that
for what
you should have to be so
sarcastic oh
I'm just a sarcastic guy okay
I'm
concerned about something what
are you
concerned about I'm not gonna
say what
I'm concerned about you'll find
out
later
the I would say this that this
idea has
already been brought forward
there also
to book the TB tuberculosis
uncurable TB
is coming in from Mexico
measles is
coming in from Mexico
Ventura see they just thought
leprosy
well that would be cool to
bring that
back so I threw that in but
that's a
good one
leprosy is out there yes we
must have a
doctor that can tell us how to
cure it I
forget what happens well get it
how did
you get leprosy how the cure
leprosy I
thought it was incurable
no no leprosy is very curable
otherwise
would be leper colony still we
do have
Steiner Ranch here in Austin I
don't
know if that could be a leper
colony but
we don't know for sure all
right let's
talk about Venezuela for a
moment ah you
certainly you have some clips
I've got a
couple throw away nothing on
Venezuela I
did have something and I didn't
keep it
because it was just this guy
going on
about there
a cool against me and I still
here
standing and now that then they
got this
new guy they're introducing
some third
guy yeah okay
no I'm gonna be sites Plato I'm
gonna
pick it up right there okay so
first of
all shame on the neo cons who
are doing
this Boulton Pompeo God knows
who else
you guys are playing the game
from the
80s and 90s it's so easy now
for anyone
with half a brain and some some
friends
on the Internet to see Oh Guido
is there
and he has troops and these
guys have
brand new uniforms with the
creases
still on the side he got fat
Americans
walking around with with the
underneath
their clothing they've got
armor on
you've got guys wearing their
American
helmets we've got em and m16
rifles you
know all the wrong equipment
for what
they would have their we're not
stupid
and of course because of the
internet
not only do we know this stuff
but the
disinformation gets way beyond
what you
guys can do you cannot control
it they
can't control it anymore because
typically in a wag the dog
scenario all
you need is that they have the
camera
it's all the fun are you
did you talk into somebody are
you
talking to the intelligence
community
no I'm talking to the military
okay yeah
military intelligence and let
me tell
you on the ground boots on the
ground
boys and girls who are deployed
they're
sick and tired of it they do
not want to
deploy they don't want to the
phoney war
they're going to that it's
becoming a
problem they see it too it's
like this
is bullshit I don't want to go
there so
what did they do in this old
wag the dog
situation they got up on an
overpass
that's where all the
professional video
you saw which is pretty much
all have
you seen a whole bunch of
selfie cam
stuff now mainly was shot from
the
bridge from the overpass you
see an
armored vehicle drive over
people it
could have been anyone in that
they both
have access to that but it's
really a
small crowd of
eyes up there and it's obvious
that you
know they even have the purple
banner
hey don't shoot me I'm the one
of the
good guys in my purple band
it's so in
its yeah this is this is all
mercenaries
they're all written but wait
let me
finish so you have some you'd
shows
videos of some smoke and some
people you
know yeah getting roughed up
and Damned
maybe a shot or two and that
used to
look really scary but now we
see that
it's just a small bits of
isolated
occurrences and that got no
traction no
one jumped up and said let's do
it they
tried this was a I think a
serious try
and it was so pathetic well a
couple of
things I think you're right in
every way
it is pathetic I think it was a
serious
try I don't know who was behind
it I'm
more inclined to think CIA oh
it's
totally CIA totally but but I'm
reminded
of a clip that we played about
a year
ago about the book some ex
spook that
was discussing that Guatemala
takeover
where we planted we took over
the radio
station started giving fake
reports to
drive out the the government
because
they were afraid there was
thousands of
troops headed their way there
was nobody
coming it was just a big bluff
and I
think that I don't know who's
behind all
these things but I think
they're using
exactly what you said
techniques and
ideas that are from the 50s yes
what in
the 50s yeah they're using
ideas from
the 50s and there's learned
nothing from
Syria they learn nothing from
Iraq which
was given the green light cuz
we're
really welcomed with open arms
and
they're gonna be cheering us as
we
waltzed into Baghdad which never
happened we always forget about
that one
all the military experts have
been the
spooks we're all talking about
we're
gonna welcome with welcome our
you know
that hearing and you can
parades for us
as we as our tanks roll into
Baghdad you
know that this is going back to
what the
forties this is what you know
we took
over we came into Paris you
know not
having not the TIC taken the
nots
this is so pathetic and so
old-fashioned
and I don't know what they can
do about
it because for one thing they
can't get
anybody into these positions of
of
influence that know anything
about
social media they're in
Washington DC no
well so first of all since by
the way
they've stopped again this is
the
biggest botch we have to call
what it is
this is a huge botch this is on
the Bay
of Pigs level
well it's involved a lot of the
same
players coincidentally and
again CIA
Pompeyo is running the OP he's
an ex-cia
guy and he dropped in to talk
with Brawl
about everything you've seen the
violence on the streets of
Caracas and
elsewhere certainly looks like
Maduro
is not going to go without a
significant
fight so here's the question
what
specifically is the United
States
prepared to do if Maduro
arrests whydo
I'm not gonna get into
specifics but
we've made very clear we would
consider
that a major escalation well if
we we've
watched throughout the day it's
been a
long time since anyone has seen
Maduro
he had an airplane on the
tarmac he was
ready to leave this morning as
we
understand it and the Russians
indicated
he should stay we think the
situation
remains incredibly fluid we
know that
there were senior leaders
inside the
Maduro government that were
prepared to
leave they told us as much over
the past
few weeks and we're convinced
that the
Venezuelan people are going to
get their
democracy back so if you say he
was
getting ready to head over to
the
airport and the Russians talk
to Matta
that are the Russians
responsible now
for what's going on we've made
clear all
along wolf that that madura
surrounded
by Cubans and has been
supported by
Russians there in Venezuela and
we've
told the Russians and we've
told the
Cubans that's unacceptable it's
unacceptable to starve people
it's
unacceptable lost sick children
not to
be able to get their mojo the
nations of
the region and the Lima group
the
organizations are all demanding
that we
get democracy restored and that
we get
dignity back to this once great
nation
it's a it's a country that has
the
capacity for great wealth and
the United
States is
prepared to stand with the
Venezuelan
people to support the interim
government
to help a free and fair
election take
place and then to build back
this
country I am so against this
now I
understand we can't have a Cuba
situation where we've got
missiles
within range of wash Washington
DC let's
just make it what it is and
Trump either
he's focused on something else
and like
oh Michael take care of it
whatever it
is this is this is this is an
impeachable offense for
allowing this
bullshit to continue and it's
come
people are not stupid anymore
Trump may
understand that that he can
reach people
with his Twitter but he also
has to tell
them what's going on in some
terms that
they can understand because now
we're
just finding out for ourselves
and it's
bullshit what's going on and as
I've
discovered Guido is just the
beginning
that's just the front man
that's just
he's never going to be in
charge his
only job is to bring Leopoldo
Lopez back
and that's the big news from
this botch
in this debacle is Leopoldo
Lopez was
brought out with Guido and this
is the
guy who was supposed to do it
but I
think they completely failed
that's why
you see Guido like going you
know what
there's like eight people
around him
gone yeah whatever bro because
he could
not capture the attention but
I'm gonna
tell you who Leopoldo Lopez is
as we go
back to 2014 your favorite show
democracy now who is Leopoldo
Lopez a
Washington Post describes him
as a 42
year old Harvard educated
left-leaning
moderate what do you know about
his
history left-leaning moderate
would be
quite a stretch loboda Lopez
represents
the far right of the Venezuelan
political spectrum in terms of
his his
personal and political history
here's
someone who's educated in the
United
States from prep school through
graduate
school at the Harvard Kennedy
School he
ascended from from the first
president
of Venezuela purportedly even
from Simon
Bolivar in other words he's a
representative of this
traditional
political
class that was displaced when
the
Bolivarian revolution came to
power in
terms of his very specific
political
history his first party that he
came to
put came to power as a
representative of
premier justicia was formed
through the
at the intersection of
corruption and US
intervention corruption by his
mother
purportedly uh funneling funds
of you
know from Venezuela's oil
company into
this new party and on the other
hand
funding from the NID from USAID
from US
government institutions to
so-called
civil society organizations now
after as
Chavez came to power the
traditional
parties in Venezuela collapsed
and both
the domestic opposition and the
US
government needed to create
some other
vehicle through which to oppose
the
Chavez government and this this
party
that Leopoldo Lopez came to
power
through is one of those is one
of those
vehicles so this is really
where he's
coming from
in this moment though even his
former
compatriot from that party
Henrique
Capriles who was the who was
the unified
presidential candidate for the
opposition in April has
realized that
the line of taking street
action in an
attempt to oust a democratic
government
is simply not going to work and
Leopoldo
Lopez as well as other
far-right leaders
like Maria Corina Machado and
Antonio
Ledezma um have really gone
gone all-in
with this attempt to oust the
government
so that's the guy you want to
be looking
at that's the guy who was
supposed to
make it all happen that's who
Guido
brought out onto onto the
streets and it
failed and let's be honest this
is only
about turf oil and drugs lots
of drugs
you can even control drugs just
drugs Oh
oil mm-hmm I think drugs oils
the
largest largest reserves in the
world
bigger the Saudi Arabia yep
drugs who
cares and for those of you who
think I
was just a crackpot in the
buzzkill just
talking about all these
conspiracy
theories I have one for you a
United
Nations report the United
Nations report
just came out about the white
helmets in
Syria I I believe we have
discussed many
times how
like they were just faking aloni
operation faking faking these
the gas at
the sarin attacks and the only
domestic
news channel I could find to
report on
it was one America News which
has a very
unprofessional read but you'll
get the
details at least forty members
of the
terrorist linked white helmets
have
admitted they staged fake
chemical
attacks to provoke retaliation
against
the Syrian government members
of the
group who won an Oscar for
their Netflix
documentary came out in recent
interviews for a study
presented to the
United Nations and confessed
they had in
fact faked the attacks the
Academy
should take that award back oh
because
this report will never listen
to the
report you'll never hear about
it again
faked the attacks according to
maxim
grigoriev the director for the
foundation of the study of
democracy the
white helmets provided a
detailed
description of the methods
commonly used
by their organization to fake
the scenes
the admissions came after a
thorough
fact-finding mission carried
out in
Syria which uncovered numerous
members
of the terrorist affiliated
group as
well as dozens of other actors
who took
part in the fake attacks
grigoriev
explained the participants were
often
innocent bystanders who were
taken
advantage of by the white
helmets many
were living in poverty and
agreed to
participate just to earn a few
dollars
to buy food for their families
a woman
recounts how the white helmets
members
gave her a white sheet to wrap
around
herself and says she was then
told to
lie motionless on the ground
she was
even instructed to fill her
mouth with
toothpaste so she would appear
to be
choking on chemical weapons
another man
said as he was told to close
his eyes
and play dead while the white
helmets
filmed him being taken to a
hospital and
in duma the site of last year's
chemical
attack near Damascus a white
helmets
member says that local children
were
given candy as a reward for
acting like
they were sick on camera
no they should have won an
Oscar then
you have the wrong category
that was the
documentary it should have been
best
acting by a group or ensemble
it's too
bad that these people don't get
a chance
listening to no agenda we could
tell
them that next time this
happens it
should ask for sag minimum they
could
probably get it
you could get double scale for
a risk
factor especially having the
choke gun
but Mach pace but most
importantly they
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the cheque
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I received the cheque a few
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and immediately thought it
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that
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idea it's great donation what
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that's your
that that was his rebate that's
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that's the
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rebates
are paid out four times a year
so there
might be more coming your way
however
Jason Kenney the newly elected
premier
of Alberta campaigned on
eliminating the
tax my feeling is that Kenny
won't
cancel the provincial tax which
will
stop the plan increases since
the feds
would just step in in taxes
directly
anyway so in other words these
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full of
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regarding the what we talked a
lot about
that regarding the recent
provincial
election here in Alberta the
fact of the
matter a quote unquote is that
even
though the climate tax gets a
lot of
discussion deeper and more
sinister
shenanigans are afoot a week
before the
election a report from the
Canadian
writer Viviane Kraus was heavily
promoted it accuses and
provides proof
that various climate change and
environmental groups of being
sponsored
by American foundations and
business
interests their goal is to kill
the
Alberta Energy business by land
locking
our oil and gas reserves
driving down
the price of a barrel of crude
no
surprise to many of us but big
news to
others Kenny made it part of the
campaign in his election night
victory
speech called out the
Rockefeller
Brothers fund the tides
foundation nice
look that one up in our
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lead now and the David Suzuki
Foundation
and others since 2015 because
we got
none of this news down here
says 20 what
we do now says 2015 hordes of
climate
crisis activists have
infiltrated our
provincial and federal
government so I
wonder is there any collusion
and maybe
old news now but I can get
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want them yes of course of
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want clips yeah possible could
we please
get some jobs cover for the
folks here
in Alberta will put it they
spend an
estimated almost a hundred and
thirty
thousand jobs related to the
oil and gas
industry have been lost since
the NDP
and the Liberal Party of Canada
took
over our government here's
hoping that
the UCP can get our economy
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track and here's hoping that
Trudeau and
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after
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I just heard show 133 133 yeah
11:33 and
would like to extend as we like
to
extend some of my knowledge on
the above
subject as have some standing I
actually
drove one of those cars on a
nightly
basis in the police department
that I
worked for in the Bay Area now
talking
about license plate readers ah
the title
of the email the LPR license
plate
reader record record the plate
obviously
in a smaller jpg photo and the
GPS
location of the hit the data is
then
uploaded to the California wide
database
in California would which is
only
accessible to law enforcement
agencies
for instance if I want to
access a plate
as a local cop I need
legitimate reasons
including a crime
aka crime investigating like
fraud
kidnapping domestic violence
you name it
reference numbers for the
investigation
etc what we all need to watch
out for is
private license plate readers
which are
becoming a very ride that's a
business
that's a good business
I've seen many private yes I'm
thinking
about this is a good that good
idea exit
strategy there goes that one
guy won't
donate it
I've seen many private entities
going
out and placing these on their
properties these private
vendors then
manage the data I would assume
that they
have the ability to sell
whatever data
they may have to whomever will
pay for
it which definitely is not
local state
law enforcement at this stage
of the
game
many repos credit companies etc
contact
it con contract with these
vendors who
have their own mobile tow truck
license
plate readers and mounted
readers on
private shopping malls business
lots etc
so have you had any cop
questions you
can ask him so what these guys
do is
apparently they go out looking
for repos
and get deadbeats and all these
things
that the law enforcement won't
deal with
and because another job and so
they've
set up to kind of a like a
vigilante
operation huh yeah there's so
much
collection it was that you know
I still
don't have you're doing here's
another
one
somebody's doing private maybe
this is
done by the City of Oakland it
might be
the City of Oakland but they go
if you
park your car at the Oakland
Airport
your license plate every
license in the
whole giant parking lots are
scanned
looking for people that are
violating
anything possible on outstanding
warrants if you have an expired
tag this
happened to me that's why no I
just
expired tab and I ended up
getting a
good get come back from my trip
and I go
into the airport parking lot
there's a
ticket you gotta take it huh
because
they
skander yeah they go there when
apparently in the scan all this
things
and Bing boom there I was with
a smart
tag and I get a ticket
you know I still don't have my
mailbox
sorted out and I've gotten a
lot of
helpful information from people
and one
of our producers she said you
know I've
been waiting for it to pop up
so much I
think she's in she was in real
estate I
have to look it up again and
she's oh
yeah look at this link and it's
just one
of these sites you know like
find a
person calm or whatever the
heck it is
John every address I've lived
at back
230 Glen Road Verona New Jersey
with
every phone number accurate
yeah up
until my last place of
residence yeah
you have to pay like 50 bucks a
month to
get that stuff unless you got a
free
month or every day well she
just sent me
a link this is crazy
there is no sir in fact I and I
don't
get you US Postal Service but I
do get
FedEx and UPS because they
apparently
can find the address but none
of them
ring the doorbell they knock
and so I
finally asked one of them you
know if
you ring the bell I might hear
every
could miss the guy at a return
that says
no I don't do that anymore
because I
don't want to be recorded see
all these
doorbell things these doorbell
cameras
yeah yeah they don't even
though they're
probably being recorded anyway
they had
they are yeah they may me was
bitching
about that she's got a ring she
just
installed one on the house up
north tell
his story you've got to tell
the story
now what
apparently it records when she
goes out
to take the garbage out they it
records
her coming and going and then
it makes a
clip and it sends it to her
email and
she's got all these clips of
herself
yeah walking in and when she
first saw
the clips is who the hell is
that woman
these companies let law
enforcement into
your cameras that they have
almost an
open pipeline so you know this
is not a
guy as the OTG specialist in
our in our
little no agenda family I would
recommend she get rid of this
device
discussed this exact same thing
with her
okay good and she said no and I
said
well the cops are looking I
don't care
what difference does it make oh
yeah
that's how it starts yeah said
you told
you you're no longer visiting
is that
the idea that's the case she
says I'll
keep it for good I'll get one
on the
back door yeah it's gotten
pretty bad
it's really gotten pretty bad
alright by
the way the police can get into
the get
access to the stream mm-hmm or
take a
look at the videos Debbie's a
criminal
can too that's the problem
well surely the comings and
goings oh
she's back she's gone oh yeah
she's out
now she's gone of course having
a
feeling the house that keeps
the would
teach somebody a lesson yeah
he's one of
those Venezuelan dogs Brazilian
last
same thing yeah yeah you gotta
be
careful they can turn on you
and kill
you
yeah well I don't think that's
gonna
happen or a glitch could kill
you
computer troubles for some big
airlines
yesterday a glitch involving
booking and
checking this turns out
American Alaska
and JetBlue some travel delays
passengers couldn't get their
boarding
passes that's the problem they
took it
in company behind the gritch
sabre sized
on twitter fix the problem by
yesterday
afternoon ok it's over speaking
I cannot
believe that then this is what
Fox
Business News shame on you
glitch I mean what just why
don't you
just read headlines from
Twitter don't
even bother doing news anymore
the goods
that be seeing in well their
ratings are
showing and they're not doing
they can't
even do that right
no and I did just have to
because we
haven't really touched on it on
the
extinction rebellion in the UK
we've had
it you know some clips yes you
had a
clip I'm get all excited I have
an
extended clip for today and
these are
the people who say that we need
to
immediately take action and
they are
taking action they've blocked
off of
London Stock Exchange actions
to screw
things up and they've been one
woman
glued her breasts to the
pavement yeah I
like that one
yes yes I don't know how smart
these
people are civil disobedience
protests
in decades I don't know if
that's true
but we'll just take it from
bringing
climate change to the heart of
political
debate what did she say the
biggest well
here again the student protests
about
the tuition that they had to
invent
Catalan cuz it was completely
out of
control and she says this it was
Britain's biggest civil
disobedience
protest in decades yeah I don't
think
that's true at all it's not
true it's
not even close to true but it
makes you
pay attention bringing climate
change to
the heart of political debates
I think
the situation is certainly a
grave one
and I think that the most
important
thing is to ensure that our
government
acts politicians should be
judged on
actions
words we should show that we're
making a
difference rather than simply
telling
everyone how important it is to
change
but extinction rebellion
activists were
left disappointed when
Environment
Secretary Michael Gove failed
to declare
the climate emergency so on
Tuesday
their leader was already
warning Reuters
there was more nonviolent civil
disobedience to come like
refusing to
honor personal debt that would
entail a
mass refusal of paying off
mortgages
student loans interest I mean
that is
just purely my opinion though
that's
what I'll be saying when we're
talking
strategy that I think that's
the kind of
way to go and actually what we
want is
with all of this we don't want
to be in
a battle really we want the
institutions
that were all part of to wake
up and go
you know which is happening the
financial institution business
is going
we just can't carry on as we
are so what
are we going to do this
Bradford said a
MassDEP refusal would quote
turn the
financial system upside down
Reuters Matthew Green is
following this
story clearly the movements
going for a
lot of internal debate at the
moment and
deciding how they can make the
biggest
impact after surprising
everybody I
think even themselves with the
amount of
support and attention they
gained over
the last few weeks many people
say that
it's unrealistic to rapidly
decarbonize
the economy but extinction
rebellion is
arguing it's not about what's
realistic
it's about what has to happen
to avoid
the most apocalyptic scenarios
found in
peer-review to climate science
this is my favorite
peer-reviewed
climate science are you kidding
me these
are models man these are models
rapidly
decarbonize the economy but
extinction
rebellion is arguing it's not
about
what's realistic it's about
what has to
happen to avoid the most
apocalyptic
scenarios found in
peer-reviewed climate
science and rebellion is
getting more
people and those in power to
agree with
that view well this happened in
New York
- gah I have a clip Oh my Clips
a little
less it doesn't have it doesn't
have the
one factor which I thought was
quite
interesting don't pay your bills
yeah this is that don't pay your
mortgage yeah that's a great
idea
foreclosed become homeless I
mean what
kind of logic is this II you
know this
is to me this whole thing at
this point
with all these DS crisis
rebellion
it's the protest and all these
marches
that are really hurting
commerce this is
the monster that's been created
by the
left they deserve this so here
is what's
happening in New York City
arrested
seven nonviolent protesters
Tuesday as
they peacefully blocked access
to
Democratic senator chuck
schumer's
Manhattan office the youth
activists
with the sunrise movement are
calling on
the Senate Minority Leader to
endorse
the green New Deal a resolution
calling
for a transformation of the US
economy
by funding renewable energy
while ending
US carbon dioxide emissions by
2030 I'm
willing to get arrested and put
my body
on the line for the green new
team
because it means the bodies of
all of
the people
by the climate crisis here
demand and
with the sunrise movement say
they've
asked Senator Schumer to convene
townhall meetings to discuss
his climate
plan but say their requests
have been
rebuffed or ignored this is our
selling
jiménez resident of Brooklyn
Sunset Park
neighborhood I have lived in
Sunset Park
since I was four years old
it is a low-income immigrant
community
of color and it was ravaged by
Hurricane
sandy so I have seen with the
climate
crisis is going to do what it's
already
doing to communities like mine
all
across this planet and when our
Senate
Minority Leader refuses to
co-sponsor
the only plan on the table that
is going
to address the crisis at the
scale that
science and justice to me then
that is
unacceptable that's not the
only plan on
the table oh yeah oh yeah no it
is
you're not paying attention
chump hey
only plan on the table we must
do it now
we have to stuff all carbon
dioxide let
me stop breathing beto has a
plan
well Beto is out of the picture
toes got
a five trillion dollar plan do
you see
the oil and gas industry as an
opponent
in that won't you have to fight
them
won't you have to declare
yourself in
opposition to their interests
well I
think the short answer is yes
in in some
significant way we know that
certain oil
and gas corporations have been
fighting
public policy on this issue
have been
hiding their own science and in
research
at the expense of our climate
and as
human life so wherever those
two things
come in contrast or in
opposition
I'm always going to choose the
people of
this country having said that I
want to
make sure that those who work
in the oil
and gas industry the
to work in the fossil fuel
industry are
brought along as partners to
make sure
that we make this transition in
the 10
years we have left to us the
signs he's
bringing the oil and gas
partners and
he's right because if you
really want to
go to wind and solar
you need to treble your gas
electricity
generation capacity history or
brought
along as I'm sorry I'm not
following the
domestic partners to make sure
that we
make this transition in the 10
years we
have left to us and scientists
tell us
to make the kind of bold change
that we
need we cannot afford to
alienate a
significant part of this
country we
cannot do this by half measure
or by
only half the steps it can't be
Democrats versus Republicans
big cities
versus small towns we all have
a shared
interest in a cleaner future
for this
country work with listen to
everyone
Anytime Anywhere to make sure
that we
advance this agenda and get to
zero net
net zero greenhouse gas
emissions by
2050 no no no no that is not
going to
fly you know the thing is his
cadence
has been slowly changed as he
can't hear
Obama a lot anymore cuz used to
be when
he ran against Cruz he's a book
it sound
like Obama I little bit try to
make it
as Obama sound now he sounds
like a
robot his cadence is just well
he's
freely for very long yeah he's
he's very
nervous now he can't really get
anything
out he's wearing suits and ties
is
probably cutting off the
circulation
yeah the neck especially if you
tie it
properly it cuts down it cuts
your blood
to the brain and you just
slowly become
an idiot
very common knowledge and with
that with
that handy no agenda tip we
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