January 24th, 2019 • 2h 55m
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no agenda from the morning
everybody
hi Adam Curry and from northern
Silicon Valley where we're
number eight
we're number eight we're number
eight
I'm John Cena forever
[Music]
okay sports reference no we're
number
eight overall best countries
ranking US
News World Report hey to foam
hands
eight fingers yeah what report
is this
US News and World Report they
do this
annual overall best countries
yeah yeah
number eight huh number eight
again we
were beat out I'll read you the
list
just give me the top ten just
because we
got beat out at number three oh
no no do
me they do the top ten with
number ten
first come on like a VJ rate on
the list
dummy
let's see the top nine top nine
good
nine yeah Norway hmm yeah
number eight
the United States of America
number seven Australia oh yeah
wait wait
a minute
seven is Australia yeah okay I
just want
to see who we have to go to war
with to
climb up the list well it's
gonna be
quite a few people we're coming
for you
Aziz number six is Sweden Wow
you know Sweden did you know
rape
capital but just last night
there were
four bombings in Sweden
yeah did you know this no I did
not they
don't play it on the news now
let me see
this is because it might
interfere with
the messaging yeah a nice uh I
think in
a grocery store and apartment
buildings
just the whole kinds of crap
going on
all right here it is I have
exactly what
it is
my hands are cold a pizzeria in
Stockholm suburb pizzeria in
Gothenburg
it's the pizza bomber beat
Swedish Pizza
bomber alright we move onward
I've
actually had pizza in Sweden
now this
one makes me doubt the veracity
of the
entire thing Oh number 5 the UK
alright
is this done before the brexit
ok number
4 Deutschland uber alles almost
there
remember one day be your boss
or not
surprised that's got to be the
the one
that is the most galling at
least two
Americans but not necessarily
to the
number three group Canada ah of
course
well that's probably true it
probably
does but great to be there I've
been
buying all kinds of stuff off
of ebay
from Canadians to cheap you get
the good
stuff there I got it
yes I got a bluetooth no yeah
bluetooth
to 2.4 gigahertz streamer for
my hearing
aids normally three hundred
dollars two
hundred from kandan a via in
new in the
box on eBay dynamite yeah
number two
Japan mm-hmm maybe a number one
a number
one on the list this week
Switzerland
yeah if you can afford it
that's a great
it wasn't about affordability
hmm so there's your list we're
number
eight yes we keep move up if we
make
America great again yeah well
we should
all be wearing those hats the
Hat will
do it cuz what that's all you
need is
that happen what did we learn
man what
do we learn about ourselves
this past
week we learned that if you see
a weight
dude in a maggot
everybody thinks racist a whole
jackass
yeah that's really quite
increment
people one guy's Twitter feed
it said
red hat equals racist well
let's listen
to Angela Rai former gofer for
the wait
before we do this one let's
give you a
give the background to what
we're
talking about it okay although
I think
the whole world might know this
no maybe
not that's possible that was
not I'm
waiting for you to give the
background
you doing the piece the
background is a
piece of video went viral on
Twitter to
be discovered that part to be
discussed
in a little bit and it was of a
bunch of
kids Catholic kids from
Kentucky so we
got white Catholic South and a
couple of
them were wearing red Magga
hats make
America great again hats and
they're
waiting for their bus after they
attended the pro-life March
there were
pro-choice and pro-life marches
all
about abortion and what we saw
on video
was these guys surrounding an
American
Indian which is how they prefer
to be
called there seems to be some
confusion
in the m5m American Indian is
the
preferred way to identify them
who was
banging his drum and it looked
like they
were intimidating him and
smirking at
him which is as we know a
George Orwell
1984 face crime is what he
called that
so his face crime was taking
place and
for some reason twitter has
become the
editor in chief for the cable
news which
then quickly spilled over into
all news
and it was just like everyone
was
freaking out and I gotta tell
you I
looked at it and I went wow but
I also
at the same time when why is
this news
you know why is this now top
free off
right I know the answer why of
course is
orange man bad yeah but Wow and
then it
quickly turned out to be just a
piece of
videotape without the context
know what
was really going on
and mainstream a lot of people
apologized said oh wow man I'm
sorry I
tweeted all these horrible
things about
these a-holes because a lot of
blue
checkmarks on Twitter were
saying pretty
no hateful harmful thing will
harmful
can't say that but hateful
things and
calling for them to be Doc's
which they
were and call them to be thrown
in wood
chippers and all kinds of stuff
yeah and
that outrage quickly had to
turn to
apologies that's actually the
one that
the person who was most
disappointed in
because you could think all
right I
thought it was like wow these
guys are
dicks
none of races got came to mind
right
away but just dicks teenage
dicks Kara
Swisher
she's vile she's really really
really
vile and her apology was just
half-hearted it's like oh well
I've lost
so much caught up in the other
one
before that right yeah I've
lost respect
for her well I mean if she's
gonna jump
on every not proven uh-huh
to get your Photoshop out
people we're
gonna have some fun so instead
of really
apologizing the mainstream was
kind of
looking for ways out and you
know
there's other stuff that
surfaced the
second time in a row yeah each
time the
day after our show yeah we're
ramped up
and then ramped down like
within 24
hours because of the it's it's a
borderline hoax well
CNN as reported by on tour
actually
mentioned by NPR in this just
this last
little bit of a 45-minute
conversation
about it said this well Robbie
suave
associate editor at reason.com
thank you
so very much and we've got a
little bit
of news here that Native
American elder
Nate Nathan Phillips says he
will meet
with students at Covington
Catholic High
School
so that just happening and by
the way
Twitter according to CNN's
reporting
Twitter has also suspended the
original
Twitter account that helped
this video
go viral it looks like it was
being
amplified by a network of other
anonymous accounts
one analyst says we're all
conditioned
to react and engage or deny in
specific
ways and we all did basically
say you
know we can always blame it on
the
Russians for trying to sow
discord
discard because Russian BOTS
they didn't
say Russian but that's coming
oh they
amplified it and we fell for it
and the
news is anything but culpable
but of
course they are because that is
what the
machine is we've looked at this
many
times the machine is something
trends on
Twitter sure knows lip Joe's
just
sitting around all day TRO
there's
something going on there you
know usual
do they all of the saw and then
before
you know it I'm out rate
outrage ensues
now what's interesting is that
after
they got over there non-apology
the m5m is just sitting around
going
like well there are some real
issues and
you know let's just be honest
you know
do you see red hats it's you
know that's
just a sign of racist
so here's Angela Rai a former
gofer for
the Congressional Black Caucus
well it
not only is it hard to believe
it's hard
to accept I wish that for one
moment
right we can talk about what we
see
because people are talking
about well
you know what is happening
right now as
a result of what happened in
this
particular incident is our
varying
perspectives and I think that's
such a
powerful point our varying
perspectives
okay like forget Donald Trump
for a
second how is the very edges
but she
said she's a powerful point the
very
varying perspective of how is
that a
point how's that a powerful
point a
point is where you met you know
you mean
you just made a point but just
varying
perspectives is not a point
it's a thing
it is our varying perspectives
and I
think that's such a powerful
point like
forget Donald Trump for a
moment and
just think about the symbol of
that red
hat when I see the make America
great
again hat now Chris I am
triggered i'm
so triggered andre i think in a
lot of
ways our friendship has been
compromised
by the fact that you continue
to support
this man the one thing I will
say to you
to be absolutely fair is more
than
anybody else that I know on
this network
you will regularly take Donald
Trump to
task I don't agree with you on
this last
point but this make America
great again
hat is just as maddening and
frustrating
and triggering for me to look
at as a
KKK hood like that is the type
of
policies represent and until we
can have
common ground and understanding
about
that it that is that triggering
we're
gonna continue to have problems
so
you've got to ountry me
otherwise you
can't wear the hat has
triggered I'm not
record triggered wow this it is
Wow
because what has happened here
is the
media has really helped shape
this
vision that oh the media's
responsible
for the whole thing it's really
well
done by the way golf claps well
I don't
know do it that the way they
did but I
think it's the better outcome
than they
ever could have expected a dad
I agree
with but man now you mean and
there's
other it now you really got a
look at
all sides of everything yeah
well I
don't do it now get into AOC
later you
know of course went viral with
her being
an idiot so everyone said about
only 12
years left to live but you know
if you
take things out of context
without what
I said before and after then
you kind of
miss what's going on and that's
really
our show has been about this
but it's
gotten very difficult I fell
for this I
fell for these kids
dad not in a good way I fell
for like
how man I wasn't thinking
racist but
just put your jag-offs yeah
what else
why are they wearing the hats
that's too
bad and there you have it
red is racist anymore red is
racist so
now when you go to the Great
Wall of
China
and you buy the great wall caps
that are
sold that Stan souvenir shops
that's
we're up and down the Great Wall
everywhere you go and it's a
big red hat
it's got a little bigger brim
than the
Trump hat yeah great wall or
China or
something on it but it's a Red
Hat
no it's gonna be tricky to
China Great
Wall China hat is gonna be
triggering
people because it's racist it's
because
red walls are racist so they're
trying
to now they're just association
thing
again we've got red Red Hat red
states
yes Republican orange man bad
that's
right make people just resist
luckily
you know that not everybody
thinks the
Republicans have anything with
the color
red but a lot of people do yeah
it's
just very sad that the news
what they
call news media is doing this
they're
lazy lazy you get a Twitter
feed it's
what the job has become yeah
pretty much
who's Woo's watching the
Twitter feed
anything yeah I know man I'm
following
all my alma usuals yeah well I
didn't
fall for it
you know what did you see when
you first
thought please just name him
pay any
attention to it I ignored it
already
another piece of crap I didn't
want to
get involved with yeah I had
the basic
same feet although I really
felt like I
jeez but at the same time it's
like who
cares
it's like surprise surprise
there a
holes in the world why is this
all over
the place and that that's the
thing that
that they should be embarrassed
about
well there's no that's a thing
they
should be embarrassed about but
also it
doesn't matter because in a
year from
now you will hear someone on
the news
talking about the a native
native Indian
man Vietnam vet who was hounded
by those
mega hat kids no no this is
true what
you said that's the that's the
sick part
what you just said yeah is
absolutely
true they're gonna make it into
reality
we had over the weekend one of
Tina's
friends from Florida who you
would know
as the hill bought from Florida
when we
were down there this is what a
year and
a half ago I think and I got in
a big
argument with her maybe it was
two years
ago yeah so she came to stay I
gotta
tell you she is so tired of
everything
and she's I mean she posts last
time I
was on Facebook almost a year
ago she
would drive by Mar Lago you
know do a
selfie flipping off mar-a-lago
I mean
this kind of hill but Wow
yeah oh yeah how juvenile in
fact but
she was so open to talking with
me about
stuff and so willing to learn
because I
could tell she's really really
tired yes
because she's complete because
the
system of I don't know lies and
propaganda let's say by
generated by the
mainstream media is
short-circuits
people it's just because it
doesn't make
sense it when you absorb enough
of it
you you you're you're confused
cuz this
none of it doesn't make sense
at all and
she and she's very smart so she
I think
she um unconsciously you
thinking
subconsciously she knows that
something
let me just tell you how you can
identify a true hill bot this
only works
for women and I tried it out
and I was
right what you gotta say is let
me ask
you do you watch Rachel Maddow
and you
know the answer is like oh yes
and
before they can say I love
Rachel you
all just say hey if you were a
lesbian
and the first thing says I do
or I'd
marry her that's the true hill
but it's
universal yes yes yes Universal
the the
obits and Austin used to say
that
anyway I asked her I said you
so she had
only seen the picture and
hadn't heard
that it was fake and cuz now
she's just
keyed into her own sources I
guess so
there's there's an example of
someone
who might not have known that
because
this passes by and in 48 hours
there's
something else going on we
forget about
it but for her it would have
stayed that
way and I said when you saw the
picture
what you think bunch of a-holes
and said
let me let me guess when you
heard they
were Catholic she said wow
that's really
sad you said that and immediate
my first
response was Oh horrible you
know crazy
religious racist a-holes and
she caught
herself anyway for me it was it
was
really encouraging that there
are some
people are just so tired of it
so burnt
out from what what the system
is doing
to them that they seem to be
willing to
listen and why so ever might
come out of
it so the problem is there's a
good
study one of the best books on
propaganda it's not about how
to do it
or how it even how it works
necessarily
but the mechanism of cocooning
that is
required this is an old book is
that
it's written by the sociologist
a French
sociologist Jacques Lu well and
Jacques
le was one of his great books
is called
propaganda and if anyone can
get a copy
of it it was a major it was a
major book
when it came out do you know
that this
is one of the one of the first
no agenda
books discussed on the show it
could be
like I was 10 11 years ago yeah
we kind
of forgot about it but it's a
close it's
a good time to remind PS indeed
anyway
so what he asserts in the book
and among
other things it's a great book
to read
it's it's well written and it's
got a
style that is very singular to
this guy
he really starts bringing things
together at the end he gets very
exciting it's almost like a
really a
chase scene in a movie script
anyway he asserts that the only
way it
works at all is that you have
to be have
people in isiliye they have to
be an
isolation the best example of a
situation where propaganda
would work
when people just believe
whatever you
tell him is North Korea right
because
they don't really have any
other sources
of information and generally
speaking he
was I think hinting that in
Western
society we don't really have
that
problem because we have all
these
different sources but as we've
witnessed
during the ten years in this
show 11
we've witnessed that's not true
anymore
because the people because
thanks to the
internet and the idea well I'm
only
gonna give you the news you
want to hear
right that notion which was
right at the
beginning of the Internet we're
only
gonna give you the news you
want only
the stuff you're interested in
yep that
is the process of isolating
people so
they're only hearing in their
own little
group they hear only the
whatever their
red group or blue group or
whatever
group it is listens to it the
right wing
has been shown to have a little
more
leeway of maybe going out and
watching
Rachel Maddow for example
mostly so they
can complain but it's really
yes it's
the algos that do it of course
they'll
let yes yes yeah it is L goes
and and
that but the left doesn't do
that and
you talk to them they read the
New York
Times they listen to Ennis NBC
CNBC CNN
and you hear it when we when
they're
doing interviews of men on the
street
that was awhile I don't like
any of this
that's going on what's your
source of
news New York Times Washington
Post NBC
CNN and then that's it oh I
would never
watch Fox oh I would never
listen to
Rush Limbaugh I would never how
can you
I won't even watch the
President's
speech yeah exactly stuff you
know it
was fun because I laid my North
Korea
stuff on her because I you know
I had
some I had some of some good
back up and
say well you know who my uncle
is and
yeah and here's what he told me
about
North Korea and how many times
he's been
there and how they just want
they don't
want armistice they want to be
you know
the end of the war with South
Korea just
please you know let them be a
full
country and then Don's quote
which was
Dennis Rodman knows more about
North
Korea than anyone in the
administration
which was Obama administration
at the
time
and and I and I gave that all
to I was
like she's like oh wow mm-hmm
yes it cuz
she has in his mind in her mind
only and
she and even though she would be
understand and and and had and
her views
were changing she could not
stop herself
from calling him that idiot or
the moron
or the moronic orange Trump I
mean that
just kept slipping out it was
very very
interesting thank goodness
because it
could have been a very bad
weekend you
trying to save the weekend no I
like her
it's just you know she's a
little she
hot mmm she's a New York Jew
uh-huh that
has nothing to do with being
hot but I
won't even bother I don't
usually say
asked that but you always do
that to me
so I thought I'd do it to you
considering she's a friend of
your wife
would be will be well put it
this way
she says she gives mediocre
blowjobs
long story anyway she's cool
she's cool
but she remembered cuz she had
listened
to the show after I met her
last time
said you called me a hill bot
see but
you are I said yeah I am
okay so just admitting it was
good yeah
I guess that she'll be back at
her
Katoon well if you come to the
wedding
she's gonna be there you can
introduce
me as the hill bought from
Florida okay
she'll buy that right away she
knows who
you are you're famous I'm famous
onward yes kiss the president
just to
get signs on each lips about
that about
what the redhead kid I don't
need this
we've been killed with clips
the the for
me the importance is red is
racist
that symbol is racist and media
is off
the rocker and Liars and can't
even
apologize and oh by the way
there will
be some lawsuits oh yeah the
kids that
one kid in particular who was
taking all
my tasks yep I have one of the
women on
the Today Show mm-hmm oh he's
got it
they're gonna did you know
their money
did you know that when you're a
federal
employee certainly like
representatives
they can say whatever they want
about
you to you in the media
anywhere they
want and they have complete
immunity I
believed I know that yeah it
was like
some acts from being ground up
in court
yeah as a practical law it is a
practical law but there should
be some
limits somewhere well that's
not gonna I
don't think that'll ever happen
most of them guys are the
limits are
that if you're that bad that
you'd get
sued to death because you're
you know
the lips you're gonna get voted
out yeah
except in Berkeley so the
president took
show the president took so the
president
took the high road this morning
they
said okay Nancy
I'll do the State of the Union
when the
government is open again which
is kind
of unexpected I like that
tactic well he
must be expecting the
government to be
open again pretty soon I think
it will
be and last night I've been
busy I was
on my way to a dinner with the
former
New York banker and on LBJ or
whatever
it was we'll heard came on and
he was
talking about and he's a
Republican
Republican congressman from
Texas and he
he's the claims to be I'd
remembered his
Wikipedia page says that he's a
former
CIA covert operative and he's
that guy
and he loves talking about
himself as I
think if part of that's in this
clip and
I couldn't get the clip
from LBJ and I looked
everywhere and it
was just I guess there was no
recording
was in the car so I could have
recorded
it but he said something about
how this
would happen would be something
would be
passed in the Senate and then
something
else would have to pass in the
house
upon condition that Nancy
Pelosi would
bring the Senate bill to the
floor and
then Hurd said they have enough
votes I
mean I I wish I had the clip so
I I'm
just butchering it I'm sure but
he
sounded very confident that
there was
going to be this this process
partly
just alleged you know the a
protocol how
things work and also because it
has to
end and see where is he here he
is on
Fox with Dana Perino it was
just before
the interview that I heard let
me see is
this it damn I set that up so
nicely and
where the hell is my well this
is a
setup to me a flop well I don't
know if
this is the clip that I was
thinking of
but this is one of them I would
love to
lay a fiber-optic cable from
sea to
shining sea now this is
important
because will Hurd is also after
he left
the service he became a Silicon
Valley
guy and so he's very deep with
Silicon
Valley venture and he I don't
know what
cash in on this well of course
because
if you have an electronic wall
which is
what he's going for here yeah
until
somebody throws off the switch
and then
the hoards come running in
again me
going I'm sorry well if you
have the
electronic wall it's not just a
you know
a thing of concrete that just
stands
there no it needs upgrades and
updates
maintenance plan and it's
perfect and
now he's talking about
fiber-optic from
sea to shining sea and your
point is
well made you know one fiber
cut and you
have nothing from sea to
shining sea but
okay but it's an interesting
idea listen
to what he says I would love to
lay a
fiber-optic cable from sea to
shining
sea
it's a they're sensing tools
that can be
used off of a fiber-optic cable
and then
guess what someone
rural communities along the
border that
don't have access to really
high-speed
internet would be able to tap
into and
you could allow kids and
schools in the
city of Presidio to have access
to
high-speed Internet so this
would be an
underground fiber-optic Wow
it's it's
one to write a fiber optic
sensing can
help you identify somebody
coming across
the board and I don't hear you
saying
wall so I just want to be
really clear
you don't think a wall is the
solution
here as the President does well
a wall
from sea to shining sea is the
most
expensive and least effective
way to do
border security go barrier in
some
places does make sense with
this urban
the urban contacts right but
it's not
along all 2,000 miles of the
border and
there's probably only a handful
of miles
where something like that is
needed yeah
I guess I didn't clip that one
particular thing where he he
went into
this a little you know when it
was
background a little bit deeper
but I
think we'll see a combo deal
you'll see
wall you'll see he's got Trump
has got
to give in to Silicon Valley a
little
bit he's got to and it makes
sense and I
love this well if you string
this fiber
out in the desert then kids can
have
fast internet quite sure how
that works
when they talk about children
of Gila
monster but I think you well
here I have
a clip from PBS it's kind of in
the same
direction I want to play it
this is a
Pelosi shut down now yes when I
wrote to
him the second time to say
since every
English
we do not let's let's work
together
unusually agreeable date and we
can
welcome yoots quick happening
to get rid
of State of the Union address
government
is still shut down I still make
the
offer the State of the Union
speech has
been cancelled by Nancy Pelosi
because
she doesn't want to hear the
truth she
doesn't want the American
public to hear
what's going on and she's
afraid of the
truth and the super left
Democrats the
radical Democrats what's going
on in
that party is shocking
amid the sparring over the
State of the
Union there were faint signs of
possible
movement on ending the shutdown
several
top House Democrats suggested
that they
might offer up to five point
seven
billion dollars for border
security but
not for a wall the number three
House
Democrat james Clyburn said the
money
would pay for immigration
judges border
agents and technology I think
that it
can be done using the figure
that the
president has put on the table
if he is
five point seven billion
dollars is
about border security then we
see
ourselves fulfilling that
request only
doing it but what I like to
call using a
smart whoa smart wall guy
doesn't know
how to turn a computer on smart
wall
he's talking about a smart wall
yeah
well that's what heard is
pushing for
sure and somebody dropped that
term into
the public domain yes mark
smart wall
some some marketing we need a
different
we needed if we need like a
wall a wall
or wool wll you know drop a
drop a
constant and we need something
better
than smart wall-e wall-e wall-e
wall-e
wall-e hmm says a game about
electric
mystery walls here the
electrified
wall-e wall yeah wall of death
that now
you're talking wall of death
the one you know Austin is a
very odd
place in in Texas it being such
a
perceived red state this is a
very
liberal here Beto
signs everywhere Beto on cars
still up
oh yeah the signs are up the
cars have
the bumper stickers everyone
see there's
new bumper stickers colorful
bumper
stickers now a bit too just
like a
bumper stickers yeah I think I
saw a cop
even after the guy already lost
yeah
bring us more sticks or spit -
yeah - so
obviously if you talk to anyone
here in
Austin about the wall there um
you know
it's you can't have a wall it's
racist
it's immoral just a whole
orange man who
wants this raw with live music
good food
and nightlife there's lots to
bring
people to the Red River cultural
district but there's one sliver
of the
street where the city wants to
keep
people out why do people want
to come
out here if that's the stuff
that they
have to deal with Dave
machinist is part
owner of the Empire control room
his venue backs up to this
alley a small
stretch between beer land and
the
Sidewinder that's been a
challenge for
the community you can see
people dealing
drugs exchanging drugs for
money you can
see fighting people having sex
people
defecating I mean it's terrible
it's a
third-world country back there
when
police tried to fix the issue
with
lights city staff said it made
the
problem worse and Luke acres of
Hoboken
pie had a front row seat the
only way
needs to be shut down it should
have
been shut down over five years
ago
whenever we first started
complaining
about it I because it is the
head of the
drug and prostitution ring here
in
Austin place so earlier this
week the
city decided on plans for a
fence on
either end of the alley it'll
be at
least ten feet tall and the
businesses
on either side will have access
a city
spokesperson told us it's
become a
public safety concern there you
go
Austin does not want a wall to
stop
illegal entry into the country
but they
sure want one in the alley they
want a
wall alley yes ten feet high
that is
clip of the day for me
hypocrites all of
them I tell you hypocrites
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that's a great cliff budget
yeah there's
your Austin for you now same
thing right
let's go to Arizona find out
what
they're thinking there about
the wall
the president Trump battles it
out for
his funding for the border wall
and
Arizona lawmakers unique idea
to raise
funds right here in our state
is now
making national headlines yes
what do
you think of this we're talking
about
Arizona House bill 2444 from
representative Gail Griffin
she's a
Republican from Hereford and it
require
electronics manufacturers to
install
porn blocking software on all
phones
computers or tablets and the
only way to
unblock it pain a one-time fee
of at
least twenty bucks that money
would be
used for several purposes the
biggest
being border security right now
the bill
has not been scheduled for any
committee
hearings but it is getting a
lot of
attention vote these people out
of
office how's this jive with net
neutrality none of it jive with
net
neutrality yeah oh yeah the
algos will
be able to detect what's porn
know what
could possibly go wrong that's
why they
vote these people out there
stupid yes
it not not stupid for not
knowing what
they're talking about
but for doing that they're
stupid don't
yeah let's see what other
heartstrings
can we talk oh yes
Don Lemon overnight sensation
Oh your
favorite yes done yes he of
course
understands the plight the
plight of the
800,000 who are furloughed and
standing
in food lines and just gets
worse from
there done a little bit of pain
somebody
to say that when the repo man
comes it's
a little bit of pain can you
wait to
take the car a little bit of
pain I
wonder how the men and women
protect
this president the Secret
Service how
they feel about that take a
look at this
these special challenge coins
being
distributed to eight two agents
and to
their families pretty clearly
expressing
their frustration with the
words on the
flip side don't worry you'll
get back
pay
you know who loves a challenge
coin
that's the president he keeps a
bunch of
them in the Oval Office
wonderful ad
this newest one to that
collection I
sure want one
I do get me one of those
challenge coins
lately sounds fantastic
that's funny very very good he
does he
does a whole whole stand filled
with the
challenge coins I've got an
interesting
very interesting another room
piece on
the shut down by that woman
else in door
who is this that's the PBS
black oh yes
yes please
yes Gwen the woman who can
never feel
Gwen's shoes of course not who
can right
yeah who knew Twitter
Ted huh finally the No Agenda
show comes
clean about Gwen Ifill that's
like I
think we've said this a couple
of times
like we're really sad she's
gone dead
gone because yeah she was
talking about
for over a year
yeah it she kind of kept that
whole
operation in line yeah she was
the pro
yeah which is a problem when
they don't
have one anymore and there's
just a
bunch of Millennials you played
this
analysis is kind of interesting
well the
president doesn't want to look
weak and
he doesn't want to look like
he's caving
in to Democrats today he called
Democrats dangerous and said
that
they're being radicalized and
that they
can't be trusted with water
security he
also used what some people saw
was look
as loaded language when talking
about
spam Speaker Nancy Pelosi
he said that Nancy Pelosi is
dominating
Chuck Schumer that would be of
course
Senator Chuck Schumer and that
said that
Chuck Schumer is a puppet of
Nancy
Pelosi now we see the president
kind of
scrambling to decide how he's
gonna deal
with Nancy Pelosi and his
strategy for
her usually he's given people
nicknames
like crooked Hillary for
Hillary Clinton
or lyin Ted for Ted Cruz but in
this
case he just said Nancy who I'd
like to
call Nancy the other thing to
note is
that the president is facing
pressure
from his own conservative base
there was
a group of conservatives who
met today
with the president at the White
House
and one of them was a was the
president
of the Heritage Foundation her
husband
is actually one of the people
furloughed a federal worker and
this is
a large think tank based in
Washington
DC and she told me even though
I want my
husband to go back to work I
want the
president not to blink yeah
well your
job right a few complaining
letters for
sub the reason I wanted a place
that
reminded me of what the clip
you had
were Trump but or no the
earlier clip
that I had where Trump says she
the
reason she's cutting off the
State of
the Union speech which is
required by
the Constitution by the way but
it's not
a speech that's required you
can just
send a memo email a text this
graeme
this grand yes you can't the
grandiosity
of the State of the Union is not
required according to other
ways but the
point is that the point is what
I'm
trying to where I'm going is
not it's
gonna do with that it's the
fact that he
he's decided to start going
with his
propagandistic the ideas and he
said in
that clip Nancy doesn't want to
hear the
truth that the reason cuz she
doesn't
want to hear the truth about
the State
of the Union I guess I don't
know it was
just a she's trying to project
an image
of Democrats with their hands
over their
ears yes ma'am I can't hear I
can't hear
I can't hear I guess but it's
silly
there is a I caught a law
coming to the
floor it's not even written yet
but
it'll be House Resolution 705 to
authorize the administrator of
the
Transportation Security
Administration
to utilize the security service
P fee to
pay transportation security
offers or
salaries during a lapse in
appropriations for the TSA
which is a
good idea I mean the money's
still
coming in the airlines pay fees
for the
job that these guys there is an
actual
payment for this job that's why
it some
airports have commercial
companies doing
it like or TSA they were all
done by
commercial
so there's fees paid and the
idea who
put this in who put this bill
in by a
timing I think this is gonna be
over in
the next week Cato yeah I agree
I agree
and there's gonna be some kind
of you
know what smart wall is
actually good
because it still has the word
wall yeah
we should make everyone kind of
happy
and that's got to be some wall
everyone
agrees on some wall and you
know the
border the border fence Act
which was
never funded you know they're
gonna work
it out it's just what a waste
of space
and time just wasting
everybody's time
except for the cable news
they loved the nest and
business it I
don't know why they have to
stay in
business they're not doing
their jobs
but yes they are denied giving
us enough
stuff funded the overseas news
is really
getting wealth etic do you want
to go
there nothing from these guys
you want
to go there now overseas let's
start
with Venezuela well I have seen
some
news about Venezuela that's the
only one
so let me just what I understand
happened here is Maduro who
which we
kind of predicted in the last
show for
sure we saw it coming down
coming down
Broadway
so it's cover art of the last
show
included the guy who is now
served
what's his name again
yes no Guido yes so yeah so
there was a
vote Guido did not win but then
the
observers conveniently
including the
United States and UN and way
way Guido
did win now I thought he didn't
win
didn't win what I thought I
didn't win
the election
Guido won the election he's the
head of
the assembly no he hmm I okay I
read it
differently
Maduro well knows that neither
guy ran
against Maduro you must be
thinking
about somebody else well let's
play
these clips and we'll get to
the bottom
of it well the bottom line is
Maduro
doesn't want to give up the
seat that's
the bottom line
Maduro won
yeah okay usually you tell me
then tell
me what's going on cuz I'm
confused
yep airily he did not win the
presidential he won he's the
president
of the there government but not
at the
president of the country and
there's
something that he did not win
I'm pretty
sure he didn't run he ran from
what he
ran before he won what he ran
for all
right and they've just all
everybody
else I got three reports on the
same
topic from three different
angles and I
want to play all three of them
they're
not well they're a little long
and this
should be but first you have
democracy
now which is a socialist
operation as
far as they're concerned Maduro
should
be running the place into the
ground is
okay by them then we have PBS
which
tries to take kind of a
journalistic
approach to them they don't get
anywhere
then we have the report from
CBS CIA
report that just tells us
what's going
on now can we just say up front
that
Guido if you look at his
biography
everything's kind of like
ho-hum until
you get to his master's degree
at jord
was it
Georgetown he's our guy yes
he's our guy
let's start with Venezuelan
update
democracy now and listen to
what they
leave out the United States is
continuing to ratchet up
pressure on
Venezuela and what appears to
be part of
a coordinated effort to remove
the
Venezuelan president Nicolas
Maduro from
office on Tuesday vice
president Mike
Pence posted a video message
online
telling Venezuelan opposition
leaders
and protesters that the u.s.
supports
their efforts to Aust
the president hola I'm Mike
Pence the
vice president of the United
States and
on behalf of President Donald
Trump and
all the American people let me
express
the unwavering support of the
United
States as you the people of
Venezuela
raise your voices in a call for
freedom
Nicolas Maduro is a dictator
with no
legitimate claim to power
Venezuelan
president Maduro responded by
saying he
would revise diplomatic
relations with
the United States
saying quote never before has a
high-level official said that
the
opposition should overthrow the
government
unquote Venezuelan vice
president Desi
Rodriguez also responded to the
pence
video people might notice and
that is in
Blair because mr. pence doesn't
have a
job now he wants to come and run
Venezuela handing out
instructions on
what should happen in Venezuela
tomorrow
openly calling for coup d'etat
in
Venezuela I will say it like the
Venezuelan people would say it
to you
Yankee go home Monday the
government of
President Maduro said it
suppressed a
military revolt in the capital
Caracas
Maduro has accused the u.s.
along with
Canada and twelve Latin
American allies
including Brazil of plotting a
coup
against his socialist government
meanwhile opposition groups are
planning
to hold major anti Maduro
protests today
across Venezuela well it sounds
like a
coup to me this is the make
good cuz we
could not get Chavez out of the
out of
the office I think we just
moved up one
spot I think we did we're
number seven
with a bullet now we hear the
same
report on PBS we hear a few
more details
in fact she never mentions
Guido at all
in that report because and the
previous
shows she's had these experts
on it says
this guy this Guido guy he's
nobody
knows who he is he's an unknown
he's
just some sort of guy he's just
somehow
won the head of the assembly he
became
that guy and that now is just be
familiarize himself with people
reported
differently on PBS
venezuela's President Nicolas
Maduro
faces the most direct challenge
to his
nearly six years in power today
as Nick
Schifrin reports the US and
more than a
half a dozen other countries
recognized
Juan Cueto currently the head of
Venezuela 's national assembly
as the
country's legitimate president
on a
stage in downtown Caracas in
front of a
crowd of thousands thirty five
love
languages right hand and
administered
his own oath of office
I swear to formally assume the
powers of
the National Executive as the
president
in charge of Venezuela around
the
capital and country today
hundreds of
thousands perhaps millions of
Venezuelans rallied in support
of Guido
and called for a change in
government we
are here to support our National
Assembly the only legitimate
power for
the 14 million Venezuelan nuns
demanded
freedom and other protesters
demanded
president Nicolas Maduro step
down your
time is up
and your cabinets understand
this
Venezuela has outgrown you
Venezuelans
have protested before but this
time the
usually fractured opposition
has a
consensus leader until recently
rido was
relatively unknown but he's
criss-crossed the country
speaking
against Maduro asking for
support from
the international community and
Venezuela's powerful military
no we are
not asking you to mount a coup
or to
shoot on the contrary we're
asking you
not to shoot at us and defend
together
with us the right of our people
to be
heard so that sounds very much
like they
got all these groups together
yeah in
concert the CIA operation I
don't think
I think this is something that
they
they've been working on and
they I think
they're putting all their real
smart
guys on doing this this was a
this was a
real good job because so far
just the
guy just slips in he pops up
he's
totally likable looking Obama
kind of
thing the CIA knows how to run
that yeah
he's only 35 the guy just
inaugurated
himself I mean that's good that
all
right that's it that's a coup
right
there yeah so that we're gonna
go to our
doubt 'let CBS to hear what the
how
they're gonna try to spin it I
think
that PBS did the best reporting
on this
which we just heard very
different than
the Democracy Now reporting
where
they're just all they all in on
Teresa
well let's just you and I are
not jaded
but we've just accepted as fact
that's
what we do yeah and we put a
basis we do
a good job these guys go broke
because
of us I mean they will go broke
if they
don't play they dip play play
the game
right bye okay Venezuela CBS
hundreds of
thousands of Venezuelans
protested in
the streets today demanding that
President Nicolas Maduro step
aside 35
year old Juan Cueto the head of
the
National Assembly swore himself
in as
the new leader of the country
journalist
Virginia Lopez glasses in
Caracas there
were also videos of the
National Guard a
throwing tear gas at protesters
and also
taking some protesters a with
them
prisoners backing the
opposition the
Trump administration which
today along
with Canada and more than a
dozen other
countries officially recognized
WeDo as
interim president at the White
House
reporters asked President Trump
if he'd
take military action to protect
the
opposition movement
Venezuela once a wealthy
country with
the largest proven oil reserves
in the
world is on the verge of
economic
collapse with food and medicine
in short
supply it has become a haven for
terrorists and drug traffickers
more
than 3 million Venezuelans have
fled
into surrounding countries
scholar Moshe Rendon's family
still
lives there we're talking about
300
children expected to die
because of lack
of food the average Venezuelan
has lost
24 pounds in the last year
Maduro has
long blamed the u.s. for his
country's
problems even accusing
Venezuelan and
Colombian immigrants living in
Florida
for a failed assassination
attempt last
August
today he severed diplomatic
ties and
ordered US embassy personnel
out of the
country within 72 hours the
Pentagon and
State Department are
determining how to
protect US diplomats still in
Venezuela
sources tell CBS News that
Guido is now
in hiding in Caracas the next
steps are
unclear Maduro still has
powerful
supporters including China and
Russia
and for now Jeff his own
military
right yeah so that we have the
truer
picture yes Maduro did not
revise me Amy
put it revised relationships
with United
staes he he expelled the United
States
it's the difference seems to me
yeah but
we're not budging apparently
well no we
laughter we're leaving we're
trying to
get out of there safely hmm
we're not
sticking around the embassy
no no NBC's got to get out but
everyone
else stays well glad hopes they
would we
know who's gonna stay this
Latino team
mm-hmm and they apparently then
they I
guess they know enough about the
situation that they can take
Guido
as I call me Guido and lock him
up
someplace so he won't get
killed because
that's what the module is no I
want to
do and so if you're running the
show if
you're one of the whoever the
station
chief is and these other guys
that are
having to do this thing they
make it
look like it's just natural
you know enough to get this guy
buried
so he can crop up later as the
big
reigning hero after Maduro
either quits
or something happens they this
just not
over I've been looking at the
Dutch news
fitting I'm waiting for Curacao
or
Bonaire and these are islands
you can
almost see Venezuela which are
Dutch
actually
municipalities nothing from
them it's
right off the coast
they have been read in yeah
well I think
so far
mission accomplished that's so
far so
good I don't think that misses
anywhere
near accomplished
I mean don't forget that we
went around
and around with shadows Caesar
with some
Java stuff a lot yeah and we
tried to
kill him a couple of times and
we tried
to make him do deals and
everything he
ended up becoming more powerful
than
ever so it can turn the other
way he
never wanted to play ball and
what is
our benefit what do we want a
world
largest supply of oil oh really
reserves the world's largest
reserves
bigger than Saudi Arabia yeah I
think
yeah I think we want that yeah
I think
so yeah who's in there what
companies
Whelan right doesn't yeah it's a
Venezuelan company that is gut
issues
all over the United States and
there's
all Venezuelan oil that they
have their
own resins pretty much they
pretty much
vertically integrated so it's
fine not
as long as the oil comes over
here but
yeah you know it's still
if we could get Venezuela we
all should
just take Canada for their oil
- yeah
Canada's at number three don't
forget
we're number eight so there are
that in
our sights but the Venezuelan
oil we
don't need Canada we don't need
anybody
if we could get a hold of that
oil right
all right so something to do
with this
well suppose oh yeah
there was the the two marches
over the
weekend the March for Life and
the march
for the women's March which was
split up
and really there's some clips
and less
show about the women's March
yeah but
there wasn't much it wasn't
much to do
about the about the marches
they didn't
have the scale they didn't have
the
right to the march for life so
that
would be the anti-abortion
people that
an interesting speaker but they
never
get any coverage no well
there's a
reason so one of their main
speakers was
ben shapiro huh now you got us
i wish
you could see the video so he's
on a
stage he's sitting down behind
a desk
with his laptop open his laptop
as a big
daily wire sticker on it on the
lid and
he's reading he's reading from
his
laptop while he's on stage with
this
crowd and actually the crowd
microphone
reading his speech from his
laptop
sitting down so I'm gonna play
this what
a stylist it's it's baffling
and he also
lost a couple sponsors over
this speech
for his radio show which is
just the
beginning
finally argument number 10 this
one has
become popular in recent years
after the
book Freakonomics came out that
argument
is that abortion lowers the
crime rate
right that all the that what
has lowered
the crime rate traditionally
has been
killing all the would-be
criminals
first of all hey I don't know
who's
comfortable with the pre-crime
version
of humanity where we got to
decide
before you're born whether
you're likely
to be a criminal and then abort
you
based on future and criminal
activity in
which you have not participated
and the
crowd is just riveted by this
fancy
the presentation the argument I
guess
here is that would you kill
baby Hitler
and the truth is that no
pro-life person
on earth would kill baby Hitler
right
because baby Hitler wasn't
Hitler adult
Hitler was Hitler
maybe Hitler was a baby and
when you
presumably want to do with baby
Hitler
was take baby Hitler out of baby
Hitler's house and move baby
Hitler into
a better house where he would
not grow
up to be that's the idea would
you kill
baby Hitler and the truth is
that no
pro-life person on earth would
kill baby
Hitler right because baby
Hitler wasn't
Hitler adult Hitler was Hitler
maybe
Hitler was a baby right would
you
presumably want to do with baby
Hitler
was take baby Hitler out of baby
Hitler's house and move baby
Hitler into
a better house where he would
not grow
up to be Hitler dude dude no
he'll be
much coffee so much coffee Ben
he's
gonna go to decaffeinate is
gonna be de
platformed it's gonna happen no
oh yeah
platform to worry about it hmm
okay
coming up I have see I'm sorry
were you
gonna say something no I just
really
realized something just don't
mumbled
one interesting piece of news
for people
who believe they can monetize
the
network which there you go yeah
it's
just a shorty though I love it
after
years and years and years of
and I'm
looking at every single
developer like
Google so great they're really
making
the best browser yeah crumb
crumb crumb
crumb crumb oh yeah everything
workers
croak yeah Google knows what
they're
doing this is smart
yeah well here we are Google
announced
they are changing the extension
API
which for all intents and
purposes will
make ad blocking impossible with
third-party ad blockers
specifically
it's the one that I was using
Pro no no
no no you block origin is
probably one
of the better ones
no actually adblock Pro
but they will be allowed to
continue to
function but of course they
allow ads
through for a fee so now we're
in the
situation that just when
Microsoft as an
aside announced that they were
moving to
the chromium engine on the
backend for
their edge browser Google is
really
clamping down and everybody's
like oh
what this is well is an ad
agency this
is what we warned you of and
here it is
and actually there's a thread
with
Brendan Eich from brave and so
the brave
browser will obviously be able
to combat
this change because they have
other
other systems in there a lot of
noise
about everyone going back to
Firefox
which I doubt I never went to
chrome I
wish I was Crum I'm pretty sure
that
everyone just go oh ok and
they'll take
the adblock fro and everyone
will just
move on their merry way except
people
like me I installed my piehole
yesterday
based on this news I have to
tell you
this is what is my piehole my
piehole
PIH Oh Ellie this is I think
we've
talked about it before it's you
get a
Raspberry Pi pronounce that bit
holy be
holy yeah well there's a -
piehole
piehole ewwww
so you get a Raspberry Pi very
inexpensive you know like what
is it now
20 bucks you got a good one go
to the
Internet you issue one command
it
installs this pie hole which
includes
community open-source lists of
all the
URLs you want to block and
whenever you
in your own network at home
whenever you
are on the web any of these
it's kind of
like what brave does inherently
anything
of any program in this case
anything
you're using will then be
routed into
kind of like this dead zone so
it never
appears in your browser but it
kind of
appears as though it it did
go through for the service
serving of
the ways which brave does yes
and but
this is fantastic
cuz brave has his problems you
know it's
still wonky it's it's very
wonky kevie
do images properly has all
kinds of
issues with it but this pie
hole oh my
god and it's also fun to see
you know
like this Microsoft is they
have like 18
different things they're
pinging once
every second it's coming from
all over
there even pinging Bing God
knows why
but it's just oh my god
all this stuff is blocked out
is really
really good and I'm thinking
this would
be a great product if if we
could do
Hardware yeah everyone just
needs one of
these you need a thing to just
you know
I got a USB stick if it will be
possible
it's not to just have one of
these
everywhere you go it's real
it's and it
speeds up your whole experience
because
it's blocking I'm blocking a
little
under 30 percent of all traffic
that is
just ad based bullcrap
yeah 30 percent is really good
get off
the net now everyone has to go
towards
these things because yeah the
Chrome
browser is just completely
compromised
and thank you very much
developers who
thought Google was the best
thing ever
and now you're gonna have to
deal with
it yourself hey Google does
what they do
because they do what they do
and with
that I'd like to thank you for
your
courage say in the morning to
you John
see Derek had no see for you
just maybe
your name Chrome I'd like to
thank you
for your courage and say in the
morning
to you John see where the C
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this it's
we're slowly going down people
and all I'm trying to bring up
the
firewalls I say what let me as
ridiculous if it anybody blocks
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uh but I mean that's what they
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you get reported by someone
then all of
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it's called
deep platforming bitching moan
in the
morning - Darren O'Neill as we
discussed
earlier he brought us the
artwork for
episode 11:05 the type of that
was
bombshell and we had our Guido
Obama
picture up there so you could
see how
close the the resemblances in
stature in
gaze as in Gaz smile everything
is very
very similar uncanny almost it
looks
like I don't want to say too
much but
this show did kind of predict
and here
we are knew it was gonna happen
alright
nice if I had my reading
glasses but
okay I wish I was the bionic
eye doing
by the way
it's great you still need
reading
glasses for him
you couldn't yeah these lenses
only have
you there's different kinds of
lenses
you can get whiners fixed focal
and then
you have some different focal
lengths or
our variable focal lengths but
the one
that I have is like medium to
long -
focal ranges but binocular
vision
most people they get the single
focal
length to get long and then
we're
glasses right but they you
something can
sometimes lose mine ocular
vision and
then then there's these crazy
ones that
are just you look at him and
you go why
would I put that in my eye but
apparently they give you a full
range of
vision which would be the
reason but the
way that they explain it it's
like yeah
I know it looks weird this this
lens but
apparently your brain gets this
images
just by the way this really
makes you
wonder about the basis of
reality seeing
is believing you mean no I think
everything
sketchy okay because this thing
is
parently just throws a bunch of
crap
into your eye and the brain
goes I think
I can piece this together yes
look
perfect and you have this great
vision
comes random scraps that are
thrown into
the under the retina it's just
like okay
so it's Oh
okay so it's not just a clean
focal lens
it's like a whole bunch of like
sand no
it's a lens but a lot of debris
got all
kinds of little dips and
doodles on them
it's like now like just a lens
that you
could like a camera lens it's
got more
going on and it's not natural
because
our drill lens is like a
rubbery little
thing that you helps us focus
because it
changes shape right but it's
just the
one there's a lot to it more to
it than
you'd think
okay okay start with us start
off um now
we don't have any official
executive
producers today I saw I wanted
to
mention that we have no
executive
producer again this is two
times in the
same month which is a huge
difference
relax it's actually an economic
indicator for Wall Street it
might be
mm-hmm
not happy about it this is Brian
it's wifeÃs riffles
well whiffle's okay and he came
in at
282 dollars and 28 cents in the
check
jeunesse Co Illinois and I
don't think
he expect to become executive
producer
but he is going to be executive
producer
he did send a notice alright
ITM thank
you for your twice weekly
sanity check I
have been an avid listener of
the show
for a little over two years it
was after
being turned turned into as
he's got
this very small crazy-looking
writing
with stuff in between onto your
show by
a couple
of dudes named Ben at work so
that's a
good sign we got dudes they've
been
converting dudes named Ben hey
they're
the ones that will save the
world right
right
he needs a probably give them
addy
dishing okay let me just grab
my douche
machine and my deduced ah well
this is
interesting that's what all the
scribbling is okay I get it now
I'll get
your pen out okay I made an
error by not
sending this to Eric apparently
this
donation brings me to the
knighthood
level ah
okay please assign me the title
of Sir
Dirt Farmer of Western Illinois
okay sue
me it's available as if it's
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let's check okay Bryan whistles
he will
be sir
or was it Dirt Farmer Dirt
Farmer of
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give me a
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some
small business Karma as my wife
and I
have recently started a new
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the side also includes some us
I can't
read this something karma hell
health
karma okay got it
health Karma for my family okay
got it
uh well it's he's just saying a
dealer's
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he'll be
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living
overseas for more than ten
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the summer
all right culture shock no
great timing
anyway I need job karma I
appreciate the
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play the little girl of the new
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which oh the don't eat me a
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yeah don't eat a new one the
new don't
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Tony D yeah he's in I guess
Jeju South
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where is the
little girl and I'm like
xandrie okay
okay there we go what was the
gist of
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now we have
anonymous boot in the air I
want you to
read this while I go look for
my reading
glasses okay so he wants a goat
karma
trained farmer trained comer so
when I
do a goat farmer and get that
ready
ready for him this is from
Madonna
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with this
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you've been deduced at 200
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something
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to be so in an aggressive
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the
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it's very
powerful and I implore other
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to help me with an experiment
Oh pay
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with the
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compare
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you've got karma all right let
us know
in December yeah that'll be the
the test
the big test yes the goat karma
test of
2019 Nelson's it's a Selim sila
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oops oops oops
forgive me pawed Father for I
have
sinned I have committed the
great crime
of douchebaggery by not donating
donating for nearly a year
money's been tight due to
moving twice
in a year and all the associated
expenses now since that last
donated I
have joined the collects aghhh
collects it Exodus leaving the
People's
Republic of California and
permanently
resettling in the great state
of Idaho
I could swear I felt my amygdala
relaxing gradually since making
the move
I promise not to bring
socialism and
poop covered streets with me
but I can't
say the same for the thousands
of other
California transplants who have
preceded
me and are going to follow
shortly after
airtime I will be interviewing
for a
promotion on my current job so
please
give me a hit of that sweet
jobs karma
in addition to the Karma I'd
like to
request a foamer and two to the
back of
the head as always thank you
both for
the perpetually needed
bi-weekly doses
of sanity we got it for you
jobs jobs
and jobs let's vote for job
karma you know a lot of
California's but
not a lot like they've good
hauling
their ass to Texas which is
really where
the target state is stay away
yeah don't
listen to him so there's about
three
target states one is Nevada
mm-hmm
people go there and because
there's no
taxes and it's you know it
seems like it
seems like a good idea at the
time and
lots of hookers then a lot of
them go to
up to ten do we have do we have
a huge
Seattle contingent and the same
people
that go up there are the same
ones that
sometimes figure out that Idaho
is
probably a better bet than
Seattle yeah
and then they then there's a
few lag or
said ones that are really with
no money
there's no reason for the other
usually
they're silly to leave they
move to
Portland
yeah it's horrible there now I
hear oh
yeah it's always been pretty
bad and so
I mean is hipsters you like
Oakland's
hipster hipster ish and you
know you can
kind of see a lot of fellow
travelers
there and then the Austin would
be the
next bet if you can't afford to
go to
New York and that's it they
don't go to
Chicago I don't hear anybody
say I'm
going to Kansas City Kansas
City here I
come they're not doing that no
there's
just a very few places and
they're very
targeted and when it comes to
Texas it
is Austin Owens saying I'm
moving to
Dallas nuts man it's too
expensive it's
crowded Dallas and no Austin
and we're
building walls yeah I would go
to I'd go
to Dallas before you go to
Austin
absolutely we hear Dallas is
great
Dallas is great ok onward to
mark sir
Mark Wilson the baron of
Glasgow $200
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always can this baron please
receive
summer jobs covering my current
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sinking oh that looks like I'll
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the market again Cheers
yes sir Mark Wilson barons
Glasgow of
course jobs jobs jobs and jobs
that's
Kharma
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and now we have Glenn Bukowski
who is in
the Sarasota Florida $200 you
said the
check in a note I know there's
a long
note so it's handwritten
now I get my reading glasses I
can read
it easy I am dude named Glenn
get it
and John and John Curto boohoo
John Kurt
I'm a dude named Glenn who John
Kerr
tofrom done didn't Florida
called out
twice as a douchebag I need a D
douching
as this is my first donation of
No
Agenda show until now my only
support
for the show is buying a No
Agenda
t-shirt that I wore to the gym
and
buying a no agenda mug that I
used daily
at work okay first of all those
are
independent operators and that
money
doesn't go to us although we do
get a
piece of this shirt business
then
actually I think we used to get
a piece
of the mug business but they
stopped
selling that was Eric I think
other
people sell mugs - yeah I use
daily at
work anyway I read that you
should not
listen to political talk while
exercising but listening to you
- no
agenda showed the gym gets you
pumped
Pumped Up heavy metal I'm
currently
working in dated architecture
and
programming and SAS and I'm
bored of out
of my mind working long hours
at my
current job is also presented
with some
recent health issues now I've
come to
realize the importance of a
work-life
balance I'd like to call out
John
smoking-hot girlfriend is John
Curto
Ariana for being a listener to
the show
longer than I have and still not
donating a dime Wow
douchebag er just because John
donates
to the show does not mean she
gets a
pass on donating yeah
especially yeah no
family plans people she snubbed
him does
not get pass on the donating
especially
since they are both employed
yeah no
John's a good friend and a good
guy I'm
happy he hit me in the mouth
about the
No Agenda show you still a one
and
John gon and should be called
out as a
douchebag
he was probably earth divided
gettin :
no kidding Glenn here can I
please get a
trump jobs karma and don't be a
denier
well he wants the Trump jobs
karma
mm-hmm this is the first guy
who's done
this oh great work I don't know
if we
can actually put that that clip
is in
abeyance and a little dig for
it because
this is a clip we we scrapped
it because
of the feedback we got in
Seattle from a
guy who had the the Trump jobs
coming on
it and he couldn't get work for
a year
well let us know how it goes
because
that is not the jobs karma that
the
other guys referred to the one
that I
thought I got it it's the one
with Nancy
it's the back and forth jobs
jobs W yeah
with Nancy and then let's vote
for this
one jobs jobs jobs that's
pretty good
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he's gonna be CEO of GE well
let's see
what happens maybe maybe that's
the
problem to this one of those
things just
like a it's like some sort of a
toxin
you have to really use a lot
yes like a
vaccine say vaccine yeah with
that's the
adjutant adjuvant whatever
Bukowski in Sarasota that was
200 but
report back Glenn dude named
Glenn that
concludes our associate
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this has happened yep I want to
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Counting
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Chuck Lorre
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a very sad news jean-claude sad
news
yeah sad news came across the
transom
our favorite streaming
television
service pluto TV has been
purchased by
Viacom uh that's the end of it
that will
be the end of it cos we're
gonna take
the cat channels off may I
think that it
was 340 million dollars which
is pretty
good I don't know it's area is
just
attic it's a good low here's I
think
that I think they do have to
pay that
they're paying some fees to
some of
these outfits for probably have
about 10
channels they gotta pay for the
rest of
them are all free and the cat
channel is
their own I think it could be
cat
channels now if you go that's
probably
where all the value was
Viacom's like
340 minutes I agree now I want
to
mention something that you
brought this
up so I and I think this is a
reason
Viacom bottom hmm because if I
come
didn't bit by a man Xfinity
would have
because Xfinity has a streaming
service
for its subscribers and I have
a Comcast
connection to the Internet and
I'm a
subscriber and I get to cable
the if I
want it I don't use it
necessarily but I
have it and I'm allowed to look
at the
Xfinity streaming service
because I'm a
subscriber hmm okay so you
loaded up on
your Roku you hit a button
who thinks spin in a spin and
then you
hit it by imma and then you see
your
channels come up all the regular
channels and you say I want to
watch you
know the channel 5 you put it
on and you
wait at least five oh yes I've
had that
service is horrible it doesn't
work no
meanwhile I go over to Pluto I
hit the
button it populates the
channels almost
instantly and you go to any one
of them
it did just one spin and you're
on yeah
so why why does Comcast NBC
Universal
big giant company they can't
get this to
work and some operation calling
themselves Pluto Pluto TV they
roll out
of bed and the
thing works absolutely
perfectly it's
slow yeah you know who has
similar
problems is hulu hulu also has
problems
and they always have to have
some stupid
logo so everyone knows it was
an ABC
show or an NBC show and that's
like an
an interstitial stream insert
it appears
to me there's a lot of
buffering going
on with that service to I don't
know I
don't know what's going on
Netflix seems
to do pretty well but Netflix
well
Netflix has their own
appliances over
the country but Pluto that the
bomb but
this is ridiculous pollute I
know Pluto
doesn't have an appliance at
the ISP
level so they're just doing
something
right and I think it was a
smart move by
a Viacom to bind by us to steal
to catch
channels for technology cuz
nobody else
seems to be able to understand
and what
is wrong with the Xfinity they
can't get
this to work are they that bad
at
engineering I mean do you want
to trust
this company which like I'm
just gonna
wager here's a shot Xfinity
comes from
the IPTV people and I think
that that
you know IPTV which as far as I
know
never really took off the way
they
expected it with the technology
at the
time this is when I was in
London and
British Telecom was doing all
this
everybody was working it kind
of like
that works just a big leader
yeah they
kind of come out of that camp
which I'm
sure it's top-heavy tons of
Engineers
all kinds of stuff and the
Pluto guys
just by the name alone you get
the
impression now they're a bunch
of dudes
yeah but dudes name band
goofballs
let's put Artie on they'll give
it to us
for free a great hey let's put
some
eyeballs as our logo yeah I
love it
totally and you're right about
the RT
I'm sure they get that carriage
for
nothing yeah I mean black on
will drop
that right away just kind of
our hacker
our hacker TV Service well
hopefully I
do you know I can say I'm
hopeful they
don't ruin it but you know they
will
they won't ruin it tomorrow I
sold out
man well they probably were
losing their
ass I got a lot of feedback on
the 5g
segment I did on the last show
segment thank you there's a lot
I could
say a lot of feedback we got
but there's
only one clip I want to play
today one
clip in one clip only I think
it'll do
it for today's 5g segment and
this is
because only a year and a half
ago this
was at the United Nations and I
think
this was about health also
about the
World Health Organization the
WTO this
is Clare Edwards and she is
addressing
the chair of may even been the
Secretary
General not sure at the United
Nations
who also at the end will chime
in about
what she is saying and this is
very
interesting because when the
elites are
worried about a technology and
you're
still it's still being jammed
down your
throat let's say maybe they were
apprehensive about using the
technology
you know we've all heard Steve
Jobs and
didn't let his kids use iPads
smart or
iPhones there's a lot of this
you know
kids in Silicon Valley go to
private
schools where they use an
abacus that's
kind of like a lot of may have
been
taught an abacus because it's
actually
very good little luck so to
recap for to
the 5g technology which is
going which
is being touted everywhere as
the savior
of our world because that we
can have
self-driving cars even though I
never
heard that before but we need
it now we
can get superfast internet all
the porn
you can drink all the time it's
gonna be
just you know there will be
applications
you've never even thought
possible
virtual reality augmented
reality on the
streets it's going to be great
and it
just might kill you
we don't know you've installed
repeatedly been told that they
are the
most important resource of this
organization since December
2015 the
staff here at the Vienna
International
Center have been exposed to
off-the-scale
electromagnetic radiation from
Wi-Fi and
mobile phone boosters installed
on very
low ceilings throughout the
building's
current public exposure levels
are at
least one
Tilian that's 18 zeroes 1
quintillion
times above natural background
radiation
according to Professor Olle
Johansson of
the Karolinska Institute in
Sweden the
highly dangerous biological
effects of
EMFs have been documented by
thousands
of studies since 1932
indicating that we
may be facing a global health
catastrophe orders of magnitude
worse
than those caused by tobacco and
cigarettes mr.
secretary-general on the
basis of the precautionary
principle I
urge you to have these EMF
emitting
devices removed immediately
from these
buildings and to call a halt to
any
rollout of 5 g at UN duty
stations
because 5g is designed to
deliver
concentrated and focused
electromagnetic
radiation in excess of 100
times current
levels in the same way as to
directed
energy weapons can I just stop
there
just say how much I love that
she said
radiation is the same as
directed energy
weapons I thought that was just
some
conspiracy theory that I talked
about
now it's in your goodbye we
talked about
the directed and it hurts daily
yeah I'm
being a little facetious
because if you
bring this stuff up and you say
you get
radiated like a do de W then
people roll
their eyes at you thank
goodness it's in
the United Nations as it's being
discussed 100 times current
levels in
the same way as do directed
energy
weapons maybe she's just a
listener in
line with the UN guiding
principles on
business and human rights to
protect
respect and remedy 5g
technologies must
be subjected to an independent
health
and safety assessment before
they are
launched anywhere in the world
there is
currently an international
appeal signed
by 237 EMF scientists from 41
nations
urging the UN and particularly
the w-h-o
to exert strong leadership in
fostering
the development of more
protective EMF
guidelines encouraging
precautionary
measures and educating the
public
about the considerable health
risks
particularly the risks to
children and
fetal fetal development Cheers
mr. secretary-general I think
we have a
unique opportunity here at the
UN office
at Vienna
since our medical records are
digitized
you have the choice and the
possibility
of releasing data on a closed
population
exposed to office scale levels
of
electromagnetic radiation in a
metal
ward building which exacerbates
the
situation to establish if there
have
already been abnormal health
consequences for the UN staff
here in
the last 28 months I urge you
to do so
and stop any rollout of 5g
immediately
thank you
now this guy's sitting there
listening
to this and he comes back with
this talk
to the Wi-Fi systems on the
ceilings of
these buildings Wi-Fi boosters
and cell
phone boosters were installed
without
consultation without
information to
staff in December 2015 the
situation
here is extremely dangerous
I have heard anecdotally of
many people
who have had health problems I
don't
know if they are related but the
precautionary principle would
dictate
that we use our medical records
to look
into this and that we remove
these
dangerous devices immediately
thank you
I'm worried because I put those
devices
in my house
I these I will have to I mean
I'm I
confess my ignorance on this we
will
have to i-i've but I'm going to
raise
this vbeq show which I think is
the
organization that might be able
to deal
with it properly for them to I
mean put
someone their stuff or
polarizations
work on that because I must
confess I
was not aware of that tension
all right
so of course nothing has
happened
oh no wh Oh worse they're worse
than
anyone
now this Clare Edwards does
have she's a
part of a group which you can
find at 5g
space appeal org I just wanted
to read a
little bit number 5g space
appeal dot
org and the space part is what
caught my
eye I just gonna read from this
for a
second so they have an open
letter they
have a lot of signatories of
course or
any other tons of medical
people who say
this is bad right off the bat
they say
the deployment of 5g
constitutes an
experiment on humanity and the
environment that is defined as
a crime
under international law now
listen to
this i'ma read two paragraphs
telecommunications companies
worldwide
with supportive government's
are poised
within the next two years to
roll out
the fifth generation wireless
network 5g
this is set to deliver what is
acknowledged to be unprecedented
societal change on a global
scale we
will have smart homes smart
businesses
smart highways smart cities and
self-driving cars virtually
everything
we own and buy from
refrigerators and
washing machines to milk
cartons hair
brushes and infants diapers
will contain
antennas and microchips and
will be
connected wirelessly to the
Internet
every person on earth will have
instant
access to super high speed low
latency
wireless communications from
any point
on the planet even in
rainforests mid
ocean and the Antarctic
bullshit what is
not widely acknowledged as that
this
will also result in
unprecedented
environmental change on a
global scale
the planned density of radio
frequency
transmitters is
impossible to envisage in
addition to
millions of new 5g base
stations on
earth and 20,000 new satellites
in space
20 billion transmitting objects
will be
part of the Internet of Things
by 2020
and one trillion objects a few
years
later commercial 5g at lower
frequencies
and slower speeds was deployed
in Qatar
Finland Estonia in the mid okay
here we
go and then they have but
they're doing
this in space and the space 5g
transmitters they say will be
operating
at 200 megawatts that's crazy
and it's
gonna come from the satellites
yeah it's
trying to burn they're gonna
burn the
place down so where does that
leave the
smart wall do we have to make
that 5g
enabled so we can oh yeah
thrust fried
fried people come near this boy
here so
I continue to stay on top of
this the
studies are there what is just
most
interesting now and one of our
producers
ago we had a lot of people
right and one
of our producers was denied
access to
think that the big barcelona
show the
mobile show even though he's a
current
is and for whatever reason they
they
they wouldn't let him in which
lets he's
0 credentials yeah he's not
being
accredited even though what is
his
credential what does he what
does he
work for he's have a business
card or
anything yeah he does he works
for an
outside I don't know if he
wants me to
mention the outfit cuz he's
going there
super city news operations it
is a news
operation well they should let
him in he
says really says it looks like
a lot of
this is about Qualcomm and
that's why
the Qualcomm deal didn't go
did it go through wasn't
Qualcomm
supposed to be purchased by the
China's
oh that I think that deal was
put in
abeyance that's part of what's
going on
here
because we don't want China
deploying
the network's in determining
when
they're gonna fry us our
government
wants to must do that at their
own
schedule oh yeah we have our
own way of
frying ple we don't we don't
want the
Chinese to have control over
that so and
that will be the 5g report for
today I
thought that clip was all
telling ya
that's good how does a check
into this
because if there's something
going
around cuz this is the time if
there's
some document with a bunch of
scientists
sign it because you know those
science
is in this is what you take to
your city
government and locally
everybody I'm
talking to all everybody take
it to your
little your little town they're
gonna
try to put these things in you
take this
the City Council and you just
put a stop
to it
it's not that hard mm-hmm
they'll stop
it
no they will put the fosters
are you
kidding me
no way not talking about
awesome talking
about the little towns because
it just
doesn't work unless it's
everywhere so
all the little towns or I'd say
Berkeley
they shouldn't put them up i
but ii
think Emeryville the whole bay
area most
of the little town San
Francisco they
should probably be able to stop
them
there Austin I'm not so sure
I'd like I
think it'd be probably hard to
stop it
in palo alto austin any town
that's
really high tech you know it's
just a
bunch of you know that's an
interesting
point let's see how how they
deploy that
in silicon valley if they
really are
going to deploy this all over
the place
if they do that yeah well let
you down
doubt it
well they may employ it like in
palo
alto but not mountain view i
don't know
and this is not gonna go over
i'm this
is too expensive it's i think
the
economics of it is gonna kill
the whole
idea you can't put a billion of
these
things out there's too much too
expensive it's more than just
the
transmitter i mean yeah okay
let's just
a hundred bucks there's a
hundred
billion dollars in sales but
then you
gotta buy a pole or you got to
have a
guy you had to have some guys
got to do
a truck roll because everyone
has got to
be a truck roll that's a truck
roll for
every 250 feet everywhere i
mean this is
not possible to this is
impossible to
afford you're missing the point
aren't
you but uber is not profitable
either
you know it's like this is just
this is
money the money is going to
flow into
you further say you're missing
the point
okay this is not an uber scam
or you
just have a bunch of money
coming in and
you just hope to god that you
go public
and you can pay off all your
bills
this is companies like Verizon
yes
proportions yeah you have real
revenues
yes epic proportion they are
going with
5g this what do you mean that
NACA it's
not gonna happen it's not gonna
roll out
AT&T is already faking it are
you
kidding me
they're faking it but they're
not doing
it okay you know what stay in
Berkeley
don't worry you will get fried
no okay
van was getting fried its you
why you're
in Austin
yes yes well I'm not gonna get
a 5g
handset but I think it's a
little
short-sighted to say it's not
gonna work
would get a handset in a
million years
they still use horizons spent
seven
billion of China's money on
getting the
frequencies they're going ahead
with
this this is going to happen
we'll see
we'll see they do they have to
go up
against the public the public
is the
public is being wooed with
demonstrations of augmented
reality and
self-driving cars out oh man
okay I you
want to make a bet
what do you want to bet on it
bet on
what well how's the bet go this
thing
there's a rough you said it's
not gonna
happen and you said it's not
gonna
happen it's not gonna happen
what's not
gonna happen there will be no
fight
you're not gonna happen they're
gonna
come it back it off to some
faux 4G with
you know just saying it's 5g
and I never
do 5g phone oh he's not gonna
put these
little transfers all over the
place
there's no way yeah okay I'm
sorry you
want to end your technology
reporting
career with this okay yes you
cut the
platform by reporting on it
what am I
thinking it wasn't necessary
s'en okay
and reality and objectivity and
perfect
okay well you know I hope you
don't mind
if I continue to do these
segments no
that's a or do I mind let me
back up a
little bit this won't happen
because of
segments like ours yes nice
there's
something about there's
something about
the 5g that it's called slicing
uh it's
a cold slice yet network
slicing which
AT&T and Verizon are all jacked
up about
because I guess the way it
works is you
can slice up the 5g signal and
you can
offer like 20 different tiers
of speed
yeah this is like when they
finally
discovered multiplexing ah yes
very
similar yeah
yeah yeah you can just probably
slice
this thing a million different
ways
there's a lot of a lot of room
to play
around the problem is there's
people in
the way now I wanna go back to
that
other clip I think I had this I
was
gonna mention this I think
there's
something funny about this
woman's
complaint about all these little
repeaters all over this place
in a metal
building yeah well so you're
basically
in a microwave oven yes yes
being fried
it's not just that the signal
goes
through you it goes through you
bounces
off the metal building it goes
through
you again bounces off to this
side goes
through you again and again and
again
until you're into your toast
literally
so that's it I just found the
imagery
hilarious metal building the
the most
recent article I could find
from the New
York Times on 5g which is
negative but
not for the reasons you think
PEM
president Trump wrote in October
presidential memorandum it is
imperative
that America be first in fifth
generation 5g wireless
technologies
while the administration
especially the
Trump Federal Communications
Commission
FCC makes much of how the 5g
race with
China is a matter of national
security
not enough effort is being put
into the
security of the network itself
nowhere
in the president's directive for
instance was there a word about
protecting the cybersecurity of
the new
network so it's all bad because
Trump
has loosened regulations and
there's not
gonna be enough cyber security
and
China's gonna come in and kill
us that's
all they can say about it not a
word
about health concerns or
radiation or
any of that yeah it's great
yeah it is
great no we're on top of it
yes we are so let's go back to
go back
to some other more generalized
news day
I have a couple of just one
more thing
do you remember we had the
report of
some general and I and I think
I accused
him of being like a some kind
of douche
he'll who had this idea that we
would
nationalize the 5g network and
then sell
slices off to or build use
allowed to be
rented effectively by the by the
telecoms
I actually to be honest about I
don't
remember any of this okay I'll
bring
that for the next show but I
think the I
actually was trying to warn us
about
something oh you take it a
second you
taking a second look at yeah
yes yeah
and you thought he was douching
yes I
thought it was douching but he
might
actually be on to something
all right but that'll be for
the next
report okay I just got to
switch backs
yeah switch guys what's the
switch boss
a whipsaw yeah I get my whip
star report
which I got a letter from one
of our
producers saying that he stops
listening
to show cuz it's too depressing
and he
says it's depressing because
every time
we bring up these tricks that
the
media's pulling on the public
he gets
depressed about that instead of
taking
it as a great piece of
knowledge to
apply every time you turn on
the news
you can you can actually apply
this
knowledge to see what the
fakery is
which is kind of the game I'm
guessing
that what we have here is a
person who
is idealistic and doir show is
designed
to kind of debunk everything
that is
sold by the mainstream media
and and all
these commercial operations
corporations
and these messaging up
companies and and
so he being idealistic this
revelation
that we do on a day's show by
show basis
is depressing to him I find I
was very
disheartened well then the show
was not
for him no I don't think it is
because
most people I think get a kick
out of
this stuff although I will say
that I
got enough bad feedback about
the
gruesome animated gifs in the
last
newsletter some of them were a
bit harsh
yeah yeah I can't took it to
heart I'm
gonna back off yeah I think it's
probably a good idea
yeah and if we didn't get the
kind of
donation anyway which is also
we got a
first of all this start with
look at the
whip so I'm gonna outline these
let's
start with a Amy Goodman and
she's doing
a she's on a roll in the last
show about
climate change I'm gonna play
this not a
whipsaw this is just
what what the reporting is like
this Amy
climate gloom over the tipping
points
new study published this week
finds the
melting of Greenland's ice
sheet may
have reached a tipping point
and could
severely increase sea level
rise over
the next 20 years the report
confirms
other recent studies which
warned the
Arctic is warming at twice the
rate of
the rest of the planet due to
climate
change people wonder why a OC
talks
about dying in 12 years it's
this kind
of reporting that yeah
terrorizes the
children thanks Amy
it yeah well here she does a
whipsaw or
switchback depending what you
are you
want to call these things I've
never
really concluded what to call
this is
her Davos oh oh oh is she in
doubles no
she's not there but she's
reporting
about because they talked about
climate
change of Davos a little bit
and here's
an example in Davos Switzerland
global
elites are gathering at the
World
Economic Forum this week while
some of
the world's wealthiest that
could have
been an Alex Jones intro when
she says
global elites yeah that's total
info war
speech in Davos and global
elites are
gathering at the World Economic
Forum
this week while some of the
world's
wealthiest people discussed
economic and
business issues other speakers
including
renowned British natural
historian Sir
David Attenborough sounded the
alarm on
the dangers of climate change
it's
difficult to overstate it we
are now as
so numerous so powerful so all
pervasive
the mechanisms that we have for
destruction are so wholesale or
so
frightening that we can
actually just
exterminate whole ecosystems
without
even noticing it
that was David Attenborough
speaking
with Prince William Tuesday you
might
die
he's not sounding the alarm
about
anything except population
control which
this is the true solution we
all know it
is climate change you know he
didn't
even use the word climate
change global
warming or anything in between
it's more
full of crap if she says that
she makes
this assertion that he's
sounding the
alarm and he's dented she plays
a random
clip more terrorizing of the
American
public particularly the young
ones it's
I'm really gonna start paying
attention
to this because there's a
reason why we
have stories like the boy who
cried wolf
there's a reason why these
stories work
throughout millenia it's
because it's
true if you keep saying oh it's
gonna
melt oh it's gonna rise oh
we're gonna
die oh by the way the hill bots
thought
this was funny she's like you
know every
day in Miami it's under water
because of
global warming and Tina I swear
to god
she said do you see fish
flopping oh man
I'd love that woman
anyway yeah this is this is
what it's
doing it's terrorizing everyone
and no
one will believe you anymore
and there
may not be a reason to believe
you cuz
it's not very apparent that
what you're
saying is true well I find it
very
disappointing I this is the
first
whipsaw switchback I've heard
her do I'm
sure she's done him before I
didn't
realize she was part of that
clique
which is really headlined by
CBS and the
big networks but I do have a
CBS one
okay and this is a discussion
of Cohen
this Lorelai the president's
lawyer who
the president lawyers that
doesn't want
to just find the guys that
douchebag is
pretty obvious but hold on for
a second
the date Michael Cohen yeah
Michael
Cohen he somehow we had that
news report
that the president forced him
to lie to
Congress and now he was
supposed to
testify in front of the in
front of
Congress again but he says he's
been
threatening these resins and
like a mob
boss that's what I hear on
MSNBC oh yeah
via practices nice president
discussed
that a little bit in this clip
but then
there do you see there's a
whipsaw in
here and it's like please but
it used to
be Cohen was on the attack here
he can
be heard threatening a reporter
who
inquired about aspects of mr.
Trump's
first divorce Cohen's testimony
was
highly anticipated as lawmakers
wanted
to grill him about a now
disputed
BuzzFeed report that mr. Trump
directed
Cohen to lie to Congress
Democratic
Committee Chairman Elijah
Cummings has
warned the president about
intimidating
witnesses I promise you that we
will
hear from mr. Cohen
congressional
leaders have not decided if
they will
subpoena Cohen but they need to
decide
soon no brother
so they're taking him down here
in this
report that's interesting so
here's what
here's the whip saw Elijah
Cummings has
warned the president about
intimidating
witnesses yeah then they cut to
him yeah
you'd expect the cut to would be
something to do with him
warning a
warning or something in the
clip as he
says they cut to him he says oh
he's
gonna we're gonna get him to
testify
don't worry yeah warning the
president
about anything
listen Elijah Cummings has
warned the
president about intimidating
witnesses I
promise you that we will hear
from mr.
Cohen totally totally nailed it
it's not
about that at all so we have
this
situation and I only catch a
few of
these because they're most of
it they're
they're designed to get into
your
subconscious and the only thing
designed
to go into your subconscious is
that is
what the reporter says right the
reporter says all and then he
says he's
gonna eat the babies in the
hospital and
then they clip to the guy
saying you
know I I've had two kids my I
got two
kids I like a little of my kids
done
and it's got that one doesn't
equate
with the other and it didn't
you wonder
why your Hill bot buddy so kind
of
confused and muddle-headed
because yeah
so and you hear that as if it's
proof
but it really has nothing to do
was just
planted in your head and that
gets
shoved in there it's crazy yeah
yeah and
I know I'm like cuz you don't
catch them
half the time when I play
around to tell
you there's one there I don't
believe I
must we only hear about one out
of
twenty and I because I'm always
doing a
lot of stuff running driving
the the
ship and I love listening to
the show
after we're done cuz I hear all
these
things that you're saying and
sometimes
it's funny and I'm so deadpan
cuz I just
didn't hear it I was doing
something
else and these but these
whipsaws I mean
that's the problem with these
is when
you really focus on them you
become that
guy yelling at the TV little
wary of
that yelling at the TV I do it
when I'm
alone I do it with the people
around it
cuz I say what do you want like
at the
TV don't pay attention my
problem is I'm
trying to yell and Tina's
yelling louder
I don't know what to do
Kier's okay just a quick little
trip
around the candidates for 2020
because
we're going to be killed with
this for
the next two years which is
probably
gonna kill the show we won't be
able to
survive it until we find out
who won
just because it's so
debilitating so we
need to take people out we need
to you
know frame people a certain way
let us
start watch the Kirsten
Gillibrand's
Gillibrand of Gillibrand its
Gillibrand
or Gillibrand so she had to go
on the
apology tour because this is
how it kind
of works today in in left-wing
leftist
media all media I would say is
oh you
want to run well hold on you
want to
host the show first we got to
go back
into your history find
something that
you did that was a portent
we're gonna force you to
apologize about
it and then maybe we'll
consider you to
be one of our candidates so CNN
is doing
their vetting
they've you know we had so they
had the
three B's Beto Biden and Bernie
Bernie
those are kind of on the back
burner for
now now they're trying to flesh
out the
rest of the field Gillibrand
and this is
a Supercuts montage I didn't do
it
myself so they they put a song
under it
but it's still funny it's only
a minute
this is the Gillibrand apology
tour
because she was so wrong about
so many
things including her a rating
of the NRA
and you know she's really she
really was
kind of all-in with border
security and
that was very racist so you
want to run
for 20/20 you have to apologize
if
Trump's immigration positions
are racist
were they racist when you held
some of
those positions as well they
certainly
weren't empathetic and they
were not
kind
I was callous to the suffering
of
families who want to be with
their loved
ones I just knew I was wrong I
couldn't
have been more wrong I was
wrong to feel
that way I was wrong I realized
that
things I had said were wrong I
think
it's important to know when
your hadn't
really spent the time to hear
those kind
of stories and that was my
fault that
was not fighting for other
people's kids
the same way I was fighting for
my own I
recognized I didn't know
everything
about the whole state something
that I'm
embarrassed about and I'm
ashamed of I
came from a district that was
98% white
we have immigrants but not a
lot of
immigrants I really regretted
that I
didn't look beyond my district
I did not
think about suffering in other
people's
lives
I was not caring about others
when you
were
representing a district in
Congress you
had an A+ rating from them were
they
engaged in all of that bad
stuff back
then they sure were and now I
have an F
rating
can you understand president
Trump's
position on immigration since
you were
there no I think his positions
are
racist yes that was very well
done by
whoever did it that's the
Supercuts guys
Supercuts they did a good job
wouldn't
throwing that little jab in the
end that
was good so now we have I think
she's
just qualified because she said
and that
run down she said important
right oh
yeah no I heard it I heard it
important
I love how him leaders of this
country
really show that you know you
can follow
my example because I went for
that F
that's the great I'm going for
from A to
F Elizabeth Warren has been
cranking up
the Instagram in her attempt to
capture
some of the I think the young
millennial
audience maybe some of the AOC
audience
and she's taken it one step
further if
you want to get Millennials
what do you
need what do you need we talked
about it
all the time as laird it's not
babies a
dog so she takes us she takes
her dog on
the road now her dog Bailey
Bailey both
pens so Bailey has Bailey cam I
mean
we're actually just trying to
we're
going to fall in love with the
dog the
dog is adorable no doubt about
it
and everyone's and Bailey's got
a camera
so it's Bailey cam but she goes
so far
this dog she you say a dogs
adorable I
get what sorry I should have
said he's
adorbs
there you go but listen how she
introduces Bailey and her
schmuck
husband mrs. Bailey's first
political
event
himself here
today I thought I'd bring the
two guys
in my life Bruce and Bailey
anybody
wants to stay around and take a
picture
her husband has been downgraded
to a dog
the two guys in my life Bruce
and Bailey
I'll be here when we can do
that and
Bailey will be out there with
his own
separate photo line
this is not a competition
the dogs onstage there's
everyone
fawning over the dog
notice by the way this is a
produced
video on Instagram with the
music mixed
in and everything did you see
did you
find her dog yeah he's adorbs
isn't he
it's a good-looking dog I would
say yeah
he's adorbs so that's her
tactic that's
her strategy from now or I
attack the
King her strategy kids that's
what I'm
looking I'm looking her up oh
that's a
good question I don't actually
know
she's hildren she doesn't get
much as
yes have children she's got
Emilia and
Alexander she got a boy and a
girl
perfect scent you know two two
kids and
boy a girl and I'm guessing uh
but the
dog is more important again
much more
important and that's what the
kids want
the kids love it it's a watch
for the
Bailey cam
Bailey is it now the third clip
and
final one I have for today's
20/20
rundown is Kamala Harris or she
that's
Kamla she says camel now camel
a--
announced that the howard
university
black university i would like
to remind
you that she was born in
Oakland of a
Jamaican father an Indian
mother and
grew up in Canada in Ottawa she
is not
an African American but she has
a lot of
things going for her persisted
Meir
Harris is is an MSNBC
commentator her
dad I think her parents
divorced that's
why she moved to Oakland away
from
Canada her dad is a professor at
Stanford with tenure and her
sister's
husband is Tony West he is
general
counsel at uber now this is the
Silicon
Valley candidate I believe make
sense
they got the MSNBC tie-in they
got the
Silicon Valley tie-in with uber
and her
brother and she's in California
mm-hmm
the issue of course is we need
to
present her in the same light
that we
presented Barack Obama who also
was not
african-american he was
Indonesian in a half Indonesian
half
white so they need to kind of
set the
stage and Chris Matthews did a
piece
with I forget the guys name and
black
commentator on MSNBC and you'll
get the
idea once you hear the clip
let's talk
about today according to
Politico
Harris's announcement on Martin
Luther
King jr. Day was steeped in
symbolism
her aides said the red and
yellow color
scheme by the way for Harris's
campaign
logo was inspired by former
representative shirley Chisholm
of New
York whose 1972 run for
president was
the first by a black woman from
a major
political party Harrison's
video by the
way outlines the theme of the
career
prosecutors candidacy for the
people
Ruth let's talk about this come
on this
for obvious reasons racist is
that this
for obvious reasons I got the
feeling
that she's gonna have that set
up for
headquarters in Baltimore yeah
largely
African American town yeah
explain I
don't understand why she's in
Baltimore
she's from Oakland should be
you know
now listen to what Chris
Matthews asks
well she wants to win the South
Carolina
primary for the headquarters in
South
Carolina I think that listen I
think
that she's got a lot of
strengths here
she is she's got a bio she's
got a
record she's a prosecutor with
a harsh
that a lot to deal with keeping
people
out of recidivism is the
organization
that she put she pulls up yeah
that he
seems African American that the
fact she
was at Howard University today
one of
the oldest is they call
themselves the
oldest I went to Morehouse I
think we're
a little bit older but she said
when she
was at Howard University today
when she
when she did her announcement
press
conference she's going to South
Carolina
in the first week she's bleep
Lansing
her feet in the african-american
community I think she's gonna
be a very
strong candidate this is
cultural
appropriation of an incredible
magnitude
she does not have the
african-american
heritage she does not have the
african-american experience she
grew up
in Ottawa
and yet hey wellcan will drop
that the
appropriation bomb honor this
has to
have ol crap no way no way okay
what did mark this time and you
said no
way no way way mark the time
people
somebody out there make a note
book the
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you're
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you're gonna regret betting
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betting with anybody okay but I
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okay I've marked the time down
everybody
he always wins
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always wins
anyway back to Camelot act she
is you
know she's just going straight
ahead
with african-american now if
she said
I'm brown or black fine you're
brown
that's of course Ted of colored
be fine
that'd be fine to know she's
african-american I'm sorry it's
a lie
did she actually say that no I
don't
think she said that but this is
what do
you hear them positioning her
Chris
Matthews even asked hey is it
gonna work
for african-american skin color
I guess
which is a kind of racist
it's very racist alright we'll
see how
this goes but somebody's gonna
drop the
bomb on her and I'm gonna do it
in
public it's gonna be during one
of the
big debates or something like
that and
that'll be the end of her just
she
doesn't have a chance uh
Kirsten Kristin
Kirsten Gillibrand she doesn't
have a
chance
I'm telling you the only people
that
have a chance and I'll say that
here
right here now is one is Bernie
Sanders
and Hillary Clinton it's the
same two
people why would it be any
different you
know then I was talking to a
good friend
of mine the other day a Silicon
Valley
guy billionaire he says I said
Clinton's
gonna win because he was
thinking Kamla
Harris maybe has some shot that
makes
which lines up with your thesis
that
she's a Silicon Valley pick but
then
they do a crappy job of picking
by the
way Hillary because of return on
investment they put too much
money in
half
that's a good point
we'll talk about that and more
next few
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dude named
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know but if you get don't know
which one
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wait is he he also has but he's
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where's BH Bahrain wait am i he
says I
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same guy
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wife from
Bahrain no no this is completely
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this is not on Erica slack it
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is not on the list well he
probably saw
it is the same guy well it I
don't think
it is either I think this is a
different
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this
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predicted
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nominated
for an Oscar for the Best
Picture
because the Academy Award was
too
chicken shit
not to mention it in today's
hyper John
disagreed and bet Adam five
bucks it
would not be nominated wrong
again
Dvorak you can't even say in a
group of
people the movie was no good I
couldn't
get through it audible gasp so
but
they're stupid cuz now it's
gonna get
worse but I I can predict I
think
what'll happen black panther
will be
nominated in best movie and
popular
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we gave them an award so we're
all done
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there's gonna
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Hollywood it's gonna be fun to
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why they brought this whole
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do rah
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okay
the guy minutes ago just 15
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you said you never lose well I
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realize that this one it was a
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I've
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didn't say that I said it would
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further earlier in their
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John listen the comp discussion
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will be
nominated for both they'll give
him the
bullshit award and they'll just
nominated for Best Picture and
the bet
was about being nominated for
Best
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yeah ok sore loser I won't
comment on
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can be a
night one day so it's the
Patriots
versus the Rams yeah just as
I've just
missed it my prediction at the
very
beginning of the season was the
Chiefs
vs. the Rams and I thought that
cheese
were gonna pull it off but they
couldn't
for a lot of different reasons
and the
Patriots are in there again and
if it's
gonna be a game of talent the
Rams
should win but they don't think
they can
I mean it's gonna be a coach
great
coaching versus I think
superior talent
now we typically look at these
things
based on a political or
geopolitical of
geopolitical nature at sports
games
considering most of them are
rigged what
I don't know about much about
the Rams
is that the Los Angeles Rams
yes the
less I did just moved to Los
Angeles
from st. Louis where they moved
from Los
Angeles from to get the st.
Louis mhm
it was Los Angeles and st.
Louis now
they're back in LA technically
because
it's a bigger market and
they're trying
to boost football the interest
in Los
Angeles I would see if it was a
rigged
game the Rams would win for
sure cuz
boss has got nothing going on
and
and it may be the rigged game
was
already taking place which was
letting
the Patriots beat the Chiefs
because the
Chiefs and the Rams which gave
us a game
earlier in the year that was
something
like 58 to 57 it was about
rageous game
of just nothing but non-stop
scoring by
both teams I don't think they
wanted a
replay of that so they puta so
you think
it's gonna be Patriots no I
think it's
me the boost of Los Angeles
fortunes of
football I think it's gonna be
the Rams
as well but maybe not for the
same
reasons you psyched and first
of all the
Patriots are obviously
nationalists so
that's the you can't win you're
a
nationalist you cannot win and
the Rams
I mean what does it RAM remind
you of
exactly the goat power go to
power the
goats will win this year
well greatest of all time so
anyway it's
gonna be a good game I think
yeah except
for quite a big fan of the RAM
so
unifies maroon 5 doing the
halftime show
either root for the Raiders of
the 49ers
49ers of your own liberal nice
now I'm
for tarantulas the Rams have
the gold
Kelly University of California
quarterback and I'm a big fan
he is you
a tease something in the
newsletter
which hasn't come up so maybe I
can spur
you on with this Yee and now
you didn't
have any clips I do have a
couple clips
I'd like to play I've really
just two
maybe three first we'll just
play the
news bit and then I'm sure
you'll come
in this is about this is our
little AOC
segment and why isn't it
playing there
we go a few progressive names
now given
significant positions and a
powerful
committee the House Oversight
Committee
adding congresswoman Alexandria
Ocasio
Cortes and other freshman
progressives
to its ranks Arizona Republican
Andy
Biggs is on the House Judiciary
Committee sir how you doing
morning to you thank you for
your time
what do you think this means
well I
think it's indicative of the
direction
that this this Congress is
going to go
with the Democrats their goal
they've
stated this they want to at the
bare
minimum embarrass this
president if
possible they want to do fully D
legitimize the administration
and
certainly the ultimate goal is
to either
impeach or forced this
president out of
office and I think the ogr
committee
which is going to be very very
involved
investigations
they've just named four people
who I
think have that agenda for the
Democrats
so gr Government Reform correct
yes okay
I'm just reading this from
Reuters now
House Democrats turbocharge
committee
probes aplomb
Democrats in the US House of
Representatives have quietly
tweaked a
rule on taking secret
depositions that
will let staffers of house
investigative
committees take testimony from
subpoena
witnesses without a lawmaker
being
present end quote how
significant of a
change could that be well what
it does
is it allows the staff to do
two things
bring in a whole lot more
people to and
investigate and depose so
that's gonna
create a log jam but the second
thing it
does it allows to essentially
freeze the
Republicans out in some
meaningful way
where sometimes the deposition
is the
only way we can get at the the
other
side of the story so to speak
so so
we're not going to be able to
cross-examine witnesses and get
the full
story out so what I'm seeing is
AOC and
other troublemakers are being
put on
these committees this is
oversight but
also the Finance Committee
which will be
run by Maxine Waters and
they're going
to give them these great
subpoena powers
which even staffers can now use
this is
this is to me the the Trump hit
squad or
something well I always think I
saw this
going on I saw the latest one
and that's
when I this White T's in the
newsletter
she got in this particular
committee
after being on the Maxine Waters
committee I was under the
impression
when we first started seeing
this woman
coming out of the blue
AOC that she was gonna be
sidelined like
they do with a lot of people
that are
making too much noise and kind
of an
embarrassment right Pelosi
being a
genius at some level
she's decided now let's do just
the
opposite let's put her on these
big fish
while she can really make a
scene with
the power yes a peanut power
all this
other things so she will either
be a big
benefit because she's gonna ask
a lot of
tough questions which I doubt
or she's
just gonna make a fool out of
herself
and then she got to be
relegated to some
lesser position I think pulao
she's
letting these and by the way
there's
other ones that are on the this
last
committee the government
oversight
committee they're all also
justice
Democrats yes yes yes this is
discussed
enough on the last show that
defected
this is what operation was
started by
chunk and his buddy and they
both got
kicked off because they were
they were
because they weren't on board
for six
years ago somebody said
something that
was miss not chunk chunk he
went through
the the rigmarole but I think
it's this
is this to me
AOC she is backed she is backed
by
something very big it feels a
lot like
the Obama plan certainly this
tiny
stupid Obama is actually
correct right
so a couple things I'm going
because
I've run into this when I talk
about
Alexandria Ocasio Cortes which
I'm going
to do and it's going to be
happening a
lot more in the future I just
want you
John you to understand I'm not
I don't
love her policies I'm not a
fanboy I get
this from everybody now just
because I'm
trying to point out that she's
something
to watch and I don't forget you
you
getting a little sensitive well
what I
don't want anything I'll tell
you why
because we just went through
that two
two and a half years with Trump
I'm a
little sick of it yeah yeah so
I don't
want that you know and it's
interesting
the same not you but you know
when I
would say hate Trump's gonna
make it all
the way then people yeah you
pay fanboy
Tramp TV and of course I was
right now
the same people who agreed with
me on
this are like oh you're fan boy
for a OC
it's just it's it's
mind-boggling I'm
just pointing out that she's a
force to
be reckoned with you can say
she's
stupid every single time if you
want I
don't know I don't think she's
stupid
and I want you to listen to at
least one
clip and if you want to hear
more I've
got
because on Martin Luther King
Day she
did a sit-down interview in the
East
Riverside Church was huge
Church denotes
in Harlem stacked to the gills
and she
was interviewed by what's at
ten a hey C
coats he said he's the
superstar he
wrote the Black Panther comic
series but
he's written a whole bunch of
very
famous author okay
never heard of him haha I had
to look
him up he's yeah he's very let
me just
see I have it here make sure
he's got a
huge fan base and that's he's
probably
famous we don't know every
famous person
that has this as nish fame he's
he's
famous and he's black and he's
loved by
the community so in this clip
this is
what leads up to the clip that
everyone
was excoriating her for about
the twelve
years going to be dead from
climate
change in the way everyone
aired it
including Tucker Carlson is and
what you
would probably have said is it
she says
well in twelve years when he be
dead
from the award was gonna have
me dead
from climate change and
everyone's like
she's stupid what an idiot yes
but in
context and that's why I want
to play
this whole clip she's talking
about what
I've been talking about is the
terrorization of Millennials
into
believing that the world is
going to end
and she is she is leading a
pack of and
I've and this it's going to be
very
interesting she's leading a
pack of
young people who can vote
already or
next year and she is the Pied
Piper of
the Millennials and she's
definitely a
force to be reckoned with
so here we'll talk about in
this one
clip will take us up with a
climate
change stupidity remark about
her social
media her clap box which is a
food slang
for you me John about when you
Aslam
somebody you like a but slam
like hey I
just slammed you what's
interesting
about it is that she only does
this to
blue checkmark people so listen
to AOC I
think she's anything but stupid
in her
quest to lead the Millennials
the things that I love about
your use of
social media and one of the
things that
makes me scared is man you you
clap back
at these fools man you had some
of our
organizers ask me this and I
told the
joke that you hear that some of
our
organizers so she has this she
has T
she's got a team she's got
organizers
and money there's money flowing
I'm
gonna ask for two and a half
minutes
instead of mocking the whole
way through
just listen and then you can
mock her
afterwards I just want you to
listen cuz
otherwise you miss stuff
organizers
asked me and I told the joke
that
basically it's like whoever's
coming at
me in my mentions with a blue
check when
I haven't eaten in three hours
but it's
also it's also it's like what
bringing
that we've taken for granted
for so long
should we be dismantling and
when the
really good example comes up
that's when
I do that because when I clap
back it's
not just reflexive self defense
I'm
trying to dismantle some of the
frames
of misogyny classes and racism
that
we've just allowed to go on and
I wish I
didn't have to do this to be
frank I
wish I didn't have to but I
feel like
our public in our public
conversation
we've abandoned the posts of
responsibility
for a very very long time and
we've
allowed so much nonsense to go
unchecked
because someone has a Harvard
degree and
they're saying something or
because
someone comes from a certain
family and
they're saying because someone
has
like reputable pedigree that the
pedigree a person has
legitimizes
anything that comes out of
their mouth
and I think that the part of it
that is
generational is that
Millennials and
people have you know Gen Z and
all these
folks that come after us are
looking up
and we're like the world is
going to end
in 12 years if we don't address
climate
change and your biggest issue
is your your biggest issue is
how are we
gonna pay for it and like this
is the
war this is our world war ii
and mcfar
people we're looking at this
and we're
like how are we saying let's
take it
easy when the end person has
just died
from from our cruel and unjust
criminal
justice system how are we
saying take it
easy when the America that
we're living
in today is so dystopian with
people
sleeping in their cars that
they can
work a second job without
health care
and we're told to settle down
I don't it's a it's a
fundamental
separation between you know the
that
fierce urgency of now the why
we can't
wait that King spoke of at some
point
these chronic realities do
reach a
breaking point and I think for
our
generation if it's reached that
and I
wish I didn't have to be you
know doing
every post but sometimes I I
just feel
like people aren't being held
accountable mm-hmm and until we
all
start pitching in and holding
people
accountable I'm just gonna let
them have
it very interesting to see the
troll
room as well everyone's like
yeah yeah
you can't wait to slam her down
I'm just
gonna say this woman speaks for
a
generation that was educated in
the same
way this indoctrination that
she's
received is a whole generation
of people
of voters who were coming up
and and
it's gonna be really really
scary when
they get into real power and
she's
leading it right now yeah okay
well
thanks for the clip I still
think she's
an idiot
and the 12-year thing I didn't
realize
was actually she was I thought
she but
maybe was joking around and
just threw
it in and they liked it right
on her but
she was she said it was our
world war
two climate is our world war
two yeah
that's how it's been
what she believes that's what
these
children all believe well
luckily not
all of them yeah the ones in
Austin the
ones in California the ones in
New York
luckily there's some kids other
places
that maybe have gotten a better
education than that oh it's
actually the
okay
it's the hi it's the Ivy League
schools
where this is coming from I'm
all spring
to that yeah daivi League
schools may be
shooting themselves and they
had but
it's also in Fayetteville
Arkansas it's
everywhere all higher learning
institutions have have brought
this
social justice warrior and all
of this
stuff into these children you
know she's
talking about framing the power
all this
stuff and she's there now and
she's
gonna hold that door open and a
lot more
gonna come in and she's not
stupid she's
just educated which is worse
than stupid
in America probably all right
we'll see
how that goes
I have a couple of isil's for
consideration for the end of
the show
and this first one it works out
perfectly kind of I don't know
if I have
the shortest short short
version of it
but yeah I do
and I think it applies to what
we just
heard this is Peterson that's
wrong
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not bad not bad I was gonna I
was
thinking of using the triggered
actually
and then I have Judy on ice Oh
huh
fascinating I was gonna use
this one I
am triggered so triggered I
think
Peterson is best actually
that's wrong
yeah I think Peterson nails it
well I
like the Judy one especially
again after
that last the little clip you
play
because it's like it's so blase
fascinating no they won't sound
good in
the end of show mix it's got to
be the
Peterson it's better yeah you're
probably right
yeah because he's more adamant
comes
from me by the way the Peterson
one
comes from he says this all the
time
this is his main
complaint is one of his theses
very sick
six second clip Jordan Peterson
main
complaint no there isn't a job
for
everyone and no you can't train
everyone
to do everything that's wrong I
have
another Peterson clip about his
about
his new service you know he's
leaving he
always I guess he's left
patreon yeah
and now he is setting something
else up
but just just a minute to
listen to his
thinking and he says some stuff
that we
would agree with yeah well you
know I
think the subscription model
the private
subscription model is not a bad
one
because it does leave things
under your
control and part of the way
that you
know part of the way that the
people
like me and Reuben and some of
the other
people that are associated with
this
hypothetical intellectual dark
web of
survive to some degree is by
not having
any any corporate masters right
and so
preserving that which is which
makes the
whole idea of the in
intellectual dark
web kind of suspect in and of
itself
because it it indicates a
grouping of
sorts but everybody has their
own
private fiefdom in some sense
and that
does offer a certain amount of
protection I'm experimenting at
the
moment with the production of a
system
that would serve as an
alternative to
patreon but and it's well
underway I
don't know when it'll be
launched
because software development is
a tricky
business but I would suspect in
the next
couple of months and we're
hoping that
we might be able to figure out
how to
solve some of the problems that
patron
ran into at least we're going
to do our
best not to throw people off
arbitrarily
you know good luck with that
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first of all if he says the
term buys
software developments a tricky
business
that's me there you go he's
gonna win he
says two months we retired two
years
somebody is charging him money
yes money
and they'll charge him money
for the
next two years they may be
getting it
out of India who knows I mean
there's a
lot of ways to go I it seems to
me that
if I was gonna do this if I was
him
I would just clone patron just
clone it
and just have a different
policy what's
it why does he why does the
whole
mechanism have to be different
pick some
of the problems there's no
inherent
problems with patreon now the
problem is
the processing its MasterCard
MasterCard
through everybody off not
patreon and
just the stooge yeah but okay
there's
only so many payment processors
you can
use we like checks we like bank
transfers I like this is the
way to go
doing this so we have a couple
of issues
coming up we get the new census
question
I could come and skip debt
here's a you
heard about the Islam burg
attacks the
war did which i think is an FBI
6-week
cycle I know if anyone's
keeping track
of the dates but this looks
like a six
week cycle scam and didn't get
any much
ink in the New York town of
Greece
police arrested three men and a
minor on
suspicion of plotting an attack
on a
local Muslim community the
suspects were
said to be in possession of
multiple
improvised explosive devices and
Firearms and were charged with
criminal
possession of a weapon and
conspiracy
the suspects were allegedly
planning to
attack the small community of
Aslam burg
in upstate New York police
discovered
the plot after the unidentified
16 year
old suspect made a comment to a
fellow
student about a school shooter
the other
suspects are 19 year old
Vincent veteran
male and 20 year old Brian
culinary an
eighteen year old Andrew
crystal police
say the attack was planned on
the gaming
chat platform called discord no
there
was a six-week cycle and we
missed it it
was two weeks ago we completely
missed
it this guy the guy from
Georgia here is
according to this affidavit the
FBI
investigation started with a
tip from a
community member the person
told police
that 21 year-old ha shirt ahem
had been
radicalized and changed his
name another
example of how important it is
to calm
tact law enforcement if you see
or hear
something suspicious that tip
came
nearly a year ago mind you a
year ago
the tip came in and culminated
today as
agents swarmed to haves home
outside
Atlanta before this documents
show an
FBI informant
and undercover employee
partnered with
two Hebb and made him believe
they would
take part in the attack for a
year for a
year let's intent was to tax it
over a
year and other targets of
opportunity in
the Washington DC area by using
explosive devices including an
improvised explosive device an
anti-tank
rocket documents say to have
wanted to
blow a hole in the White House
and take
down as many people as possible
he
allegedly showed off hand-drawn
diagrams
of the West Wing investigators
say to
have also planned to attack the
Washington Monument the Lincoln
Memorial
and a specific synagogue that's
not
named notice not name that
chickenshit
FBI didn't want to make any
trouble had
said that jihad was an
obligation he
wanted to do as much damage as
possible
and was ready to die as a
martyr as I
mentioned it was earlier today
to have
thought he was trading his car
for a
bunch of weapons those were
fakes
brought in by the FBI to have
was
arrested after that and Jim he
is now
facing a charge of planning to
blow up a
federal building so they this
this
schmuck for years you were
talking about
probably a guy with now I want
to back
off I wanted to contrast these
two
stories one it was kind of a
straightforward story and the
other one
had all these twists and turns
when
you're playing mm-hmm FBI and
it with
the FBI angle constantly and
there was
just classic six week cycle
stuff from
the from the good old days and
it has
always involved some guy with a
probably
a very low IQ I'm guessing in
this guy's
case 75 and they can get him
and they
make friends with him and they
work him
for a year yes a year a year
make him
into a criminal yeah and then
they they
let him trade in his car for
what he
thinks his weapons and they
swoop in
and like whoa press-conference
disgusting yeah so it has
entertainment
value I got the last 29 seconds
it's
about the FBI as well and I
wish I had
I'm gonna see if I can find the
full
clip of this Tucker Carlson had
a former
FBI deputy assistant on talking
about
you know how horrible the FBI
is and
this FBI you know they've been
investigating the president and
all this
a horrible horrible horrible
horrible
horrible
and then this guy says
something which
Carlson never responds to just
thanks
Emily you don't have to thank
you but
just never responds goes in the
break
and you never saw the guy again
Terry
Turchi is his name listen to
what he
says about the FBI
you know this not unlike
today's FBI
where we're investigating the
president
we're coming up concocting
schemes we're
sending text messages no no it
was very
different back in the day and I
think we
can expect more of this because
quite
honestly the electrode in some
places is
putting more and more
progressives and
self-described socialist in
positions
and ironically years ago when I
first
got into the FBI one of the
missions of
the FBI in its
counterintelligence
efforts was to try and keep
these people
out of government why because
we would
end up with massive dysfunction
and
massive disinformation and
massive
misinformation and it seems to
me that's
where we're at today so did he
not just
say the FBI does this on a
regular basis
well I thought what he said
he's talking
about in the olden days we used
to put a
stop to people like AOC in the
government yes would be
communist but
nowadays we don't know we stop
people
like Donald Trump it's the same
thing
he's saying the same thing we
don't want
the crazies to come into
government so
in the old days we used to stop
him
they're still doing it am I just
misunderstanding what he's
saying yeah I
think so I heard very clearly
he says in
the old days we used to stop
these
people yeah that's what he said
but
doesn't since we never said
we'd do it
we're now I'm not sure what
you're
hearing okay what I heard was
that we
used to stop these people in
the old
days and and now we don't well
it's in
the context of the FBI trying
to stop
Donald Trump well we used to
stop the
netball's in the old days and
that we
don't do we go after Trump is
that what
you're thinking oh he's another
nut ball
they've just always done this
it's not
the FBI's job to stop people
from trying
to get into government it's not
their
job justice to spy on them and
not get
them not elected that's not
their job
maybe I'm Jame B I'm just
hearing it but
I I was flabbergasted by this
guy I'm
upset that no one said anything
about it
well you had to go to break
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where's the phone it's
everywhere it's
the spot a certain percentage
of people
are going to end up being
killers and
crazy we have with the program
cleanse
the earth
you know running into the same
kind of
buzzsaw when I look to the
Republican
Party I see Tim's gone I see
Elise
Stefanik I don't see Steve King
so we
just found out that she's
cancelled and
I think that's a great blotch
on the
incredible country that we all
love the
Catholic school teenager who
was wearing
that Magga had caught on viral
video in
a bizarre stare down with a
Native
American elder that a president
Trump's
direction the United States of
America
became the first country in the
world to
recognize president wide oh I
am running
for president in the United
States and
there's a deal in the making
and the
more extreme Nancy Pelosi gives
the more
likely we'll have a deal to
assist
family members to actually
bring food
home so they can feed their
families
that that's just outrageous she
officially has more Twitter
followers
than Nancy dear okay zo Cortes
Stalin
Hitler Matt's they all came to
power
promising the same kinds of
things that
Miss Ocasio Cortes is promising
the left
wants to take away your right
to wear
whatever the heck you want and
the
American people are forced to
pick
between seventy-year-old
retreads in
many cases who got us in this
mess to
begin with again she's afraid
of the
truth
super left Democrats the radical
Democrats what's going on in
that party
is shocking idle hands are the
devil's
legislative agenda mofo borat
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