February 10th, 2019 • 3h 25m
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[Music]
George Stephanopoulos
I think I'm Jesse Devore so we
have this
great show it's episode 1111
1111 1111
is a magical number we start at
1111
Austin time and you're gonna
bring in
George Stephanopoulos his
birthday it's
also the day in 1763 that
France ceded
Canada to England at the Treaty
of Paris
ending the French and Indian
War well
this is of course very
important well
the thing about this the second
thing is
that was the in were the Indians
fighting on behalf of Britain
yes I
believe they were if I recall
on my
history correctly well how did
they mad
at the Brits managed to pull
that off I
don't know mmm anyway here we
are 11 11
11 11 11 11 we've been talking
about
this for a while now that's 11
11 and I
don't know if everyone has this
we've
discussed it before but as so
often I
will look at a digital clock
and it will
say 11 11 and it's it's not
just me it's
people all over the globe
witnessed this
all the time at 11:11 and you're
supposed to make a wish and it
will come
true so I 11 constantly - I
mean you
just see it I mean you're just
so many
hours in the day it's gonna
happen two
hours a day
yeah that's usually before you
go to bed
and you know I should get up it
is kind
of a good time well 11 I know
is that
coffee time is that why people
might
catch it more no no I
but eleven eleven
I only recently heard that you
make a
wish oh that's like you
squandered
probably a hundred wishes yes
yeah
maybe more mm-hmm well our
wishes come
true at least mine has yeah I
just want
to do another show every I
breathe I'm
like we get to do it I'm still
alive to
do a show I got another show
another
show to go I'm very very happy
and Tina
and I the keeper we had dinner
with the
former New York banker and his
wife
Friday night yes I come from
the coal
mine where the canary has
spoken to me
the canary said well there's
four eight
four to three topics three big
topics
and he was I think I think I
think he
may they both may either been
there
significantly before us well
maybe they
had they took a course or
rosters I
think they were loose in the
former New
York bankers literally you got
it you
got to jump in right away so
first of
all he's like ha ha ha ha Trump
did it
so what do you mean he screwed
New York
what are you talking about so
everyone's
all in a tizzy about the to
finally get
my attention
ones in a tizzy about the 2.8
billion
dollars a
taksim deficit and and he's
telling me
he's like that's because of the
Trump
tax as I said are you just
figuring this
out said you didn't realize
that the
state and local tax is capped
that that
wasn't to screw New York in
California
I guess he hadn't thought about
it oh
you're talking about that cap
yeah yeah
yeah the cap is what everyone
ignores I
mean because we were right on
to it
almost immediately because we
have one
of our producers as a local
superstar
CPA it works in the Bay Area I
believe
the anonymous gay as we call it
now
another anonymous gay well the
anonymous
gay I know is the is the
accountant oh
they're not as gay I know is a
is a
lawyer but okay well maybe we
should
introduce
to each other no but this guy
is told
it's right off the bat there
goes a
zephyr tolls right off the bat
on time
to him - because of this cap on
property
taxes it's gonna it's really is
a tax on
the rich yeah but nobody wanted
to bring
it up none of these analysts
wanted to
bring it up none of these
superstars
none of these pundits not these
people
on the network's wanted to
bring it up
because it would not it would
be against
their narrative you know how
we're
trying to save them buddy
no the rich are generally
burdened with
a lot of property yeah and they
pay a
lot of property tax all what a
burden
they used to be able to write
it off now
you can yeah exactly
so this apparently wasn't
surprise to
everybody if they listened to
the show
they wouldn't have gotten so
screwed
okay second thing he said and
we weren't
really talking polity he was
just
blurting stuff out across the
table okay
yeah and I always and I was
drinking too
so alright remember I'm taking
notes
under the table like I'm gonna
forget
this he says just you know
Stacey Abrams
is no Maxine Waters I said what
yes
Stacey Abrams did you see did
you see
her did you see here to give
the the the
reply to the State of the Union
see yeah
of course I did he made on the
green
screen tada ha she's smart man
she says
and he kept saying she's know
Maxine
Waters said why do you say that
well
just you know on the show it's
like
eight we don't see every black
woman as
it as a moron Maxine Waters
even were
we're not racist
so I finally calm him down over
that
he's like all yeah no it's it's
all
agitated yeah well I mean I
guess he's
trying to what he's trying to
give me a
message and I appreciate you
and he
doesn't listen a lot to the
show I don't
think I think he checks or
sometimes the
time and so you know his
feeling is
probably well I like Adam you
know his
racist and and
black women dogs blacks
everything so I
guess I have to tell him again
to make
sure he understands Stacy why
Abrams is
no Maxine Waters I know I said
you know
she's a she wrote an article
yes oh the
article in foreign policy
magazine that
was brilliant
I said one where she says
identity
politics brings us closer to
get she's
smart be on the lookout for her
now the
reason I bring it up today is
because he
is he travels in circles you
know he
travels in circles where they
are not
are circle where they don't
know and
maybe don't care that the New
York state
tax real estate taxes were not
deductible or not not for
$10,000 but
also he's like Beto remember he
was all
over Beto very early on better
better
better better better yeah but
it's not
Beto it is Stacey Abrams and he
says
were presidents now Chuck's
gonna run
her for Senate he thinks but it
could
get so crazy that they could
swoop her
in depending on how things go I
know
brother and confirmed for your
information she is a member of
the
Council on Foreign Relations of
course
that's what she wrote in the
magazine s
it's generally reserved for
those people
it's a signal it's for
signaling a here
we well she's lead is read
between the
lines you'll get the picture
not go out
do your job well good so we
need to keep
our eye on Stacey Abrams
because she is
Aniston did you say to him why
do you
why is a woman some random black
politician in Georgia a member
of the
Council on Foreign Relations no
I didn't
know that I didn't have this
information
at the time will not use it
next time
but the third thing was what
kind of
caught me off guard trumps
going down
with this Bezos thing it's over
what
it's over Trump's going down
with the
bees OHS thing what are you
talking
about and there's this theory
that this
entire fraca
over the dick pics that the
National
Enquirer or more precisely
American
media Incorporated has and has
apparently been blackmailing
Jeff Bezos
over that if they find out that
I'm just
giving you his version if if law
enforcement discovers that this
was done
illegally oh yeah this is a big
this way
there's a couple of things so
first the
National Enquirer made a deal
with the
Justice Department after the
payoff of
Karen McDougal mcdougal for
$150,000
yeah that and they made a deal
that
didn't have to admit any fault
but they
also would need not be accused
of
political motivations and they
have I
think it's a three year period
if they
break any law then American
media
basically is over then I guess
though
the Justice Department would
come in and
bankrupt him and God knows what
so
somehow the and he and he was
just went
on about you know be so heavily
secured
you know he's got the best
security
details not did he sitting dick
takes to
girlfriend I mean do you know
how many
places that cabana if they
thought not
could be the girlfriend yeah
but here's
where the mainstream media is
trying to
tie this in that his the other
woman
shall we say Sanchez I think
her last
name is that her brother has
links to
Roger stone don't think of your
Roger
Scott stone thing no no no no
no but you
know anyways just going on like
this
comes out it'll be over it'll be
obstruction of justice all I'm
like no
way suborning something or
others more
like it so it isn't any of what
is
happening now is these those
dreamers
these dreamers and how they
have to this
everything has to relate to
everything
has to relate to Toronto
everything has
to have something to do with
him going
down well this and you I'd like
you to
check with your Lib Joe friends
to see
if they're picking up on the
same vibe
I'm sure
but you know what Jeff Bezos
did for
those of you who didn't who
didn't I
have a couple clips oh good
let's let's
do that then let's say you have
a
background or so we can really
understand both of them our
background
errs there are two versions and
they're
pretty much they're not the
same ad
because there's a different
angle on
each one you play one or the
other or
both but Bezos and texts CBS
this is the
basic story Amazon founder Jeff
Bezos
claims the owner of the National
Inquirer tried to blackmail him
here's
Tony Tecopa am I the publisher
of
National Enquirer is on the
defense
after being publicly accused of
threatening to run lewd photos
of the
world's richest man Amazon CEO
Jeff
Bezos and TV host Lauren
Sanchez a woman
he was having an affair with in
a blog
post on Thursday Bezos revealed
emails
he says are from am i
threatening to
publish compromising images
including at
least two naked selfies of him
Bezos says it was part of a
politically
motivated hit which the
publisher denies
wired editor-in-chief Nick
Thompson the
tech no question is how the
heck did the
National Enquirer get these
pictures
because of the allegations of
threats
Bezos made public am I may have
violated
the terms of a non-prosecution
deal
inked with federal officials
after
investigation into campaign
finance
violations am i admitted it
paid Karen
McDougal a hundred and fifty
thousand
dollars to silence her claims
of an
affair with Donald Trump before
he was
president sources tell CBS News
prosecutors in the Southern
District of
New York are looking into the
allegations made by Bezos that
am i
chief david pecker is trying to
extort
and blackmail him am i said it
acted
lawfully and said it's
launching its own
probe to promptly and thoroughly
investigate the claims actor
Terry Crews
tweeted on Friday that a.m. I
tried to
silence him and journalist
Ronan furrow
says he also faced blackmail
efforts
from a.m. I'm for his part
Bezos hired a
security expert to uncover how
his texts
were accessed
he's Jeff Bezos he probably
knows good
cybersecurity so the question
of how the
pictures got from Bezos or
Sanchez to
the National Enquirer has huge
political
and possibly geopolitical
consequences
it is the Bezos divorce worth
tens of
billions of dollars is not yet
finalized
and Rena Hina's wife of 25 years
announced their separation
after the
Inquirer said it was about to
release
text between Bezos and Sanchez
everyone
wants to know how they got
those tax is
it and you and I were like
gives a crap
you know I don't think about
how they
got the text if we can find out
that
there's a link to Trump that's
going
down actually this clip means a
lot more
I'm glad you did it because I
didn't
think in those terms that
they're
thinking this is like a bigger
deal than
it is first of all let's talk
about a
couple of well actually we can
play I'd
like to I'd like to hear this
the second
clip yes then you really need
to discuss
this so people have some
understanding
of where the National Enquirer
fits in
the scheme of things yeah so I
want I do
want to also want to talk about
mcdougal
and then Farrow but okay the
world's
richest man Amazon CEO Jeff
Bezos has
publicly accused the owner of
the
National Enquirer
of extortion and blackmail Bezos
recently hired a private
investigator to
determine how the tabloid
newspaper
obtained private text messages
between
him and his lover and whether
the papers
actions were politically
motivated for
years the national Enquirer's
top editor
David pecker has had a close
relationship with President
Trump who
frequently attacks Bezos in the
Washington Post which Bezos
owns on
Thursday night a reporter at The
Washington Post told MSNBC
bezos's
security and legal team
believed the
private X might have been
accessed by a
quote government entity national
Enquirer's parent company
American media
he responded to bezos's
investigation by
threatening to publish
revealing photos
of Bezos if he did not agree to
publicly
state that the national
Enquirer's
coverage is not politically
motivated or
influenced by political forces
in a blog
post on the site medium Bezos
suggests
the leak of his text messages
might be
connected to his ownership of
The
Washington Post
Bezos wrote quote it's
unavoidable that
certain
powerful people who experience
Washington Post news coverage
will
wrongly conclude I am their
enemy
President Trump is one of those
people
obvious by his many tweets also
the
posts essential and unrelenting
coverage
of the murder of its columnist
Jamel
khashoggi is undoubtedly
unpopular in
certain circles in his blog
post Bezos
went on to write for reasons
still to be
better understood the Saudi
angle seems
to hit a particularly sensitive
nerve
unquote meanwhile Pulitzer
prize-winning
journalist Ronan Farrow of The
New
Yorker has also revealed he was
threatened with blackmail over
his
reporting on the National
Enquirer and
President Trump let me just
address the
Saudi Arabia part of this it
was the
American media who released a I
don't
know if it was a part of one of
their
magazines or if it was a
separate issue
they had this full-on kind of
hagiography blowjob pictorial
of the
saudi prince and how he's gonna
make so
much you know great stuff in
america
yeah let cetera it's all before
Khashoggi couple xi so that's
why that's
brought into the story and you
know so
that was seen as a trump saudi
ami
triangle to show everyone how
great
saudi arabia is which was then
obviously
tarnished by the killing or
really
subsequent reporting of
khashoggi in the
in and by the post all right
couple of
things i think we did you say
we're
gonna call Khashoggi a couple
of things
the mcdougal situation which was
mentioned in the first report
was not a
buy off they had hired her at a
high
rate of pay 150,000 to write an
article
which was then killed right
which is
different the Ronan Farrow
thing the so
called blackmail Pharaoh's
trying to get
himself back in the news
it seems to me
because he threw himself into
the into
this store he has to do his his
blackmail was they said you
know if you
do this we're going to ruin you
oh these
sorts of Hollywood style
threats yeah is
never gonna work in this town
again
we're gonna ruin you are not
blackmail
no it's just a threat at Norton
Norton
nor was that
nor was the note from the
Washington
posta B's knows the note did
not say you
know this is what we're gonna
do it says
look this is what we have this
is quite
a list of what you have but if
you if
you want to make sure that
never comes
to light then let's all stop all
investigations yeah that well
that's an
interpretable situation I agree
it could
be seen as blackmail now the
other thing
is is that I like the way the
Democracy
Now woman Mimi
always starts everything off
with some
sort of a class structured
commentary
that's just subtle it seems
kind of
subtle but it's not really if
you listen
to compared to anybody else's
report
where you start over the story
the
world's richest man oh yeah yes
after
first words out of your mouth
yeah so nice person now let's
talk about
the Enquirer for a minute The
Enquirer
is well known I don't think
that the
reporting groups of the general
public
to live jaws your banker who
seems to be
seem to be was flat-footed of a
former
former back staying former
banker former
paint right yeah was the Baker
always a
banker he was flat-footed about
that I
think that I doubt he or the
general
public at large know about the
copious
amounts of money that are paid
for
people for photos and inside
information
no certainly not in fact you
know
whenever I tell stories about
you know
this kind of stuff or my own
experiences
which just as an aside when I'm
uniquely
qualified to know what it's
like to be
in some form of personal
situation that
the media and the is
specifically the
the gossip press has latched on
to the
one thing that can drive you
insane is
who did this to me who who
positioned
this who leaked it
who said something and when you
are the
richest man in the world that
can go a
little bit overboard it's just
- trying
to find out who because it's
really
embarrassing yeah well I could
imagine a
picture of him his pecker
oh yes pecker not the pecker oh
and
going right going viral and
gets on the
net it's everywhere so go look
at this a
Bezos nice P nice package I
don't have
to remind you of my first wife
do i what
about her
oh yeah that she would do dies
yeah you
don't get you forgot about the
videos
already yeah I do I don't care
about I'm
just saying this is what
happens he goes
you could throw his nuts people
can't
and it's always the sex stuff
well the
thing is is that this is
probably I mean
he did think that a guy that
he's gonna
send the NSA or any of these
agencies
because the NSA is not run by
his pals
is the implication which is
funny it is
but they always make this
implication so
yeah that's who did it not the
you know
the Sanchez woman saying look
at this or
to her girlfriend or her
brother or how
about the woman scorned scorned
I think
was is - I think she's talked
about
being bought off but it's very
easy and
you get you you send the
picture to
yourself real quick some people
are
really good at this and then
you send it
to the in court you're telling
the
Enquirer what you've got they
tell you
what they can what kind of a
check they
can scratch and I said we'll
give you
five will give you ten we gave
you ten
thousand dollars to those
pictures right
which is pretty much pin money
for these
guys who put the gossip sheets
and that
mean that's how they get all
the Dai Li
get the pictures of John
Edwards with
his second wife you know as old
well I
also thought it was interesting
that in
Bezos is post on medium which
is just
tickles me that that's where he
published him you know it's
like he
claims that this is not
newsworthy you
know they really don't have the
right
it's
intellectual property look I've
litigated that shit in court
against
magazines and yes you are
absolutely
newsworthy Jeff Bezos
and yes if they acquire that by
buying
it from someone or some other
means that
is not illegal they absolutely
have the
right to print that and you
have no
recourse to your so-called
intellectual
property of your own person or
of
pictures huh no just don't
public figure
it is even worse well he
literally
writes this doesn't you know
this is no
good for anybody I'm not
important no
one should care about me okay
yeah well
good luck good luck with that
argument
yeah
so they people do you know
they're
they're seeing you know things
that
don't exist inquire this is
just the way
they do business and I think
that you
know they've always done
business this
way they may have paid 50 grand
for
these oh maybe more no maybe
more this
is that's not a huge amount for
what you
can get for some things so it's
possible
and if you're somebody has
access to
these pictures we've even seen
them and
you need some money yes your
best friend
that you know that's that's you
know
gonna get kind of embarrassed
for a
while but you could use you
could use
ten twenty thirty forty
thousand dollars
you know everybody can count
use and she
kind of you know it's a nice
you know
but you won't tell her if this
is
nonsense these guys are just
making a
mountain out of a well I it's
it's
embarrassing and it's and it is
lewd and
lascivious but the way they're
pointing
the food is somehow trying to
point a
finger at Trump are you kidding
me
not just pointing just saying
uh when
this comes out he's toast toast
again
yeah
now look at the Trump rotation
people I
I dunno why I think I know I'd
be Zoe's
has really freaked out and it's
not that
hard to figure out
except you know when you're
down in the
woods with the Twitter people
and the
blue checkmarks and your
mainstream
media you can't always see the
forest
for the trees the big issue
here is if
you have the guy running Amazon
and you
got to think of Amazon in the
broadest
scope of
all its services and Huws and
you cannot
keep your dick pics secure
why the hell should project
Jedi for 500
million dollars be placed with
you and
not with Azure from Microsoft
that's
behind the whole thing could
that could
completely be true five hundred
five
hundred million dollars
I'll get you your dick pic
botha no
problem and that image they
they let him
have a helicopter pad there and
wherever
it is and with the new
headquarters in
Virginia it's the big Jedi deal
I forget
what the acronym stands for but
it's the
big CIA cloud of the Department
of
Defense everything's gonna be
and it may
be much bigger than 500 we're
in the
deal
of course it could why the hell
would
you want to go with the guy who
can't
keep his big pic secure you're
gonna
keep our national security
information
the CIA you're gonna keep that
secure mm
pass yeah I think that's fine
to believe
that's the situation that
exists in this
all this hole and of course
bringing
Trump into it and pointing to
figure in
am i use the government that's
what that
one report said they think the
government had some that come
on yeah
yeah and I say hands all over
it it is
he's not gonna do anything yeah
so I
think that's the real issue and
it could
be a dirty trick stur working
for
Microsoft I mean at this point
Microsoft
has a lot of fixers yeah right
then
Microsoft is you know competing
for most
valuable company all the time
with
Amazon - yeah they're right up
there in
the top five you know pushing
around
yeah that's if I were B's those
that's
what I'd be freaked out about
for sure
my god damn manna give me the
headquarters that give me the
helipad
and now they got my dick pics
damn well
Squire I'm sure
pecker knows who the what the
conduit is
but he's not talking no does he
have to
do Microsoft got to protect
this or is
he smart if it was Microsoft so
solved
we figure this stuff out
exactly did you
make a quick transition to
another topic
that's similar she didn't
mention
khashoggi yeah and and here's
an NSA
this is what the NSA actually
does they
pull this kind of crap if it
was the NSA
but I thought this coincidence
was a bit much for me to take
in fact
that it wasn't even pointed out
as a
coincidence or fishy by a me on
Democracy Now kind of
disappoints me
which play this clip NSA under
comes
under cover under uncovers voice
recording the New York Times is
reporting US intelligence
agencies have
uncovered a 2017 conversation
in which
Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin
Salman
told a top aide he would go
after two
Malka shocked she quote with a
bullet if
the exiled journalist could not
be
brought back to Saudi Arabia
thirteen
months later in October of 2018
Ashok
shoe was murdered inside the
Saudi
consulate in Istanbul the
discovery of
the crown prince's statement
was made as
the National Security Agency
and other
u.s. spy agencies are reviewing
years of
intercepted Saudi voice and text
communications according to The
Times
Mohammed bin Salman made the
comment
about khashoggi
in September of 2017 the same
month when
khashoggi she began writing
columns in
the Washington Post critical of
the
Saudi government the White
House faces a
deadline today to determine
whether the
Saudi Crown Prince was
personally
responsible for khashoggi Xi's
murder
hmm deadline tomorrow FAC comes
out
today after two years almost
two years
of September 17 magical magical
facto
magical fact and the thing
that's
interesting to me is that they
have so
much data in these computers
the NSA in
particular that they can dig
this up oh
sure sure
it's unbelievable mmm the
people don't
people aren't upset about this
and
democracy now that she's more
concerned
about the Khashoggi thing
because she's
like I don't know why the
example of us
killing people here's what I
understand
but she's not concerned about
this kind
of spooking spying so how was
this
unmasked that's my question
because
clearly I mean were there any
American
citizens in these calls we're
never
gonna find that out probably
not and I'm
guessing that you did a search
of word
search for bullet or something
the
president searching for the
last six
months four different words and
the
files are so big they can't
actually go
start listening to them because
it would
take a lifetime so you have to
do these
word searches and hope that you
get you
hit a home run and they did
with bullet
hmm yeah there's this a lot of
spying
going on yeah oh my goodness
well there
let's just stick with maybe get
it out
of the way I don't if you have
anything
for 2020 which you know before
I even go
into that I think we lose
complaining
about it and you've always got
the
stories I got nothing all right
well cuz there's always you
have a warn
things do we have a AAA OC
thing what I
was going to say is that I
think we
discussed a couple months ago
that you
know we have to do more with
podcasts
because the people that matter
people
have policy people that are in
the the
mainstream m5m they're now
showing up on
podcast many of them are doing
podcasts
and I think we're really at a
close to a
tipping point and of course
it's obvious
that somewhere down the road 10
15 20
years you know it will all be
podcast so
most of it will be probably
independently produced you'll
still have
a mainstream but I don't know
how
relevant we'll be if you look
at look at
democracy now that's basically
a podcast
that you and a couple other
people watch
I mean it's not much bigger
than that so
you know Joe Rogan is almost
like the
The Tonight Show of our era
it's not
Fallon
if you don't mind me saying so
okay yeah
you know so so I think that
it's we're
going towards this point where
the
podcast and it's hard because
podcast
you know you can't just you're
not gonna
get a little snippet from
someone
there's not a youtube video you
have to
listen to him I've listened to
a lot
this past few in its and the
more people
can listen to them in timecode
and send
us time codes the better it
will be
because it's very time
consuming but I
do have a few gems I think but
let's
just stick with what's going on
and you
know who's anointed or not I
did see the
Elizabeth Warren announcement
this I
thought was an interesting
commercial
Saturday February 16
[Applause]
[Music]
with Michael B Jordan Bradley
Cooper and
federal rights
Oprah live from Times Square
with Beto
do you think he's gonna get
anointed on
stage I think so he's Oprah's
choice
that's not to be that's
dangerous zone
on don't underestimate what
what Beto
could do with Oprah I'm sure
that bit
that Oprah can make a splash is
better
but the public is not gonna go
for this
this guy's never I mean the
public goes
for whoever has the most mom it
was
pretty bad he's just sure you
know
senator just voted present all
the time
and this guy didn't even get
his job
couldn't even beat Ted Cruz Ted
Cruz
you're disqualified be fair to
be a
Democrat in Texas before all the
California says no he was a
little early
he'll get there if you were to
continue
he might get there well I have
the
Elizabeth Warren thing happened
yeah and
I have the short version which
i think
is all it should anybody should
do this
CBS giving her her her do and
this is
the last you're gonna hear of
her oh yes
I got it
Democratic senator Elizabeth
Warren is
officially running for
president she
formally launched her bid today
in
Lawrence Massachusetts Warren
says that
she will fight against economic
inequality and push for
increasing
corruption regulations in
Washington
yeah she's gonna fight against
inequality and pushing against
corruption that's original
that's odd
because that was not the big
takeaway
from her speech the big
takeaway that
was the green New Deal she's
all in on
the green New Deal yeah and
she's
sending out emails chip in she
could
keep doing chip in email chip
in he ship
in three bucks chip in green
new deal
and then she and her campaign
song
respect
RESP ICT if only yes that's her
campaigns are very brazen
she's too much so she watched
this whole
American Indian thing is she's
really
screwed because of the that
statement
but I got adamson talking about
podcast
I listened to his his periscope
thing
yep it's hard to get clips from
it
because he's he's that one says
he's
long-winded but he's he's like
a deposit
seems to be his best friend so
you had
to clip a lot of load bet
that's funny
that's when he's looking at the
chatroom
see if he has to block yeah
spends a lot
of time interacting which is
good this
modern yeah but so he did have a
commentary but about Elizabeth
Warren
and her approach to the problem
that
she's faced with this American
India
especially that document that
surfaced
then where she wrote it down
when she's
trying to get into the Texas
bar and I
think that he's hit something
here into
something we've always kind of
he points
a couple of it points out
something that
we probably should always take
into
consideration and he I think
nails what
she should have done but
doesn't have
the capability here's what I
think she
did wrong what she did wrong
was you
know the way she handled it of
course
but I don't think she's handled
it with
the sense of humor that it
called for
don't you think a sense of
humor was
necessary and apparently she
doesn't
have one remember I told you
that 103
people don't have a sense of
humor the
smart way to play this wooded
them to
consider it as funny as the
people
watching it she should have
paced the
public because the public
thinks this is
hilarious and she should have
just
agreed say yeah I got totally
taken yeah
good point
she's a mocker she's not she
has no
humor she's one of those
mockers sarcasm
she's a sarcastic person
yeah no sense of humor
whatsoever and I
never thought about it till he
brought
it up when Susie said it you go
yeah oh
yeah I never heard a good joke
out of
her or anything even remotely
funny no
she's not that person with a
sense of
humor at all
she looks always on the verge
of Ebsen
to angry tears
this little this little but if
one other
three people don't have a sense
of humor
that's kind of sad if it's true
and I
think it might be hmm
tell me does that mean so much
to
ministers don't exactly what
exactly
does it mean to not have a
sense of
humor mean you you can't make a
joke you
can't laugh about anything
yeah what exactly does that
suppose do
the ladder huh but you've
nothing's
funny cuz you don't nothing's
funny
every to you because you don't
have a
sense of here we don't see you
don't see
humor in everyday life well
well I think
I got a slap-happy joke I mean
I know a
lot of people that have a great
sense of
humor and cannot for the life
of them
ever tell the joke and they're
not
interested in they don't tell
jokes they
just never weren't a joke
telling family
right but they've put their
laugh at
things they seem to laugh at
the right
time to not laughing cuz every
I've
always worried about the person
that
doesn't have a sense of humor
but knows
how to laugh and there's peas
oh that's
B Zoe's the phony laugh look
around they
see somebody else laughing it's
for
their good they go nuts we have
some
laughing
don't we have that Vizio's laugh
somewhere we probably do
overcome you
see what is this what is this
oh you
might have to play the gender
Bezos okay
I'll play that end of show
sounds like a
winner oh I do have a gem just
regarding
well not really
20/20 but just the political
positions
Virginia I asked on the last
show I
think where's al Sharpton wit
how come
these guys don't know you're
okay here's
how it typically works you're in
blackface you do something
stupid
al Sharpton shows up he makes a
big
stink outside your office with
this na n
the now Action Network I think
it's
called and then you write him a
check
now and I'm not I'm not making
this up
I mean you donate to the NA n
and then
Sharpton goes away and you get
to do a little photo op and
their
solution this is if this is
where the
Catholic Church operated well
Sharpton
has made quite a business out
of it and
I said well how come he's where
is he
that this is such a beautiful
spot well
see Mike who lives in the state
said oh
he was there and listen to what
Reverend
Al said yes governor Kinsey who
you have
to be accountable for things
that you do
yes the governor can be
forgiven yes the
state can be forgiven but
forgiveness
without a price is not
forgiveness
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forgiveness got a price he's
just open
about it yeah it's got a price
you got
to pay the price
die die nod design and I'd whip
my
checkbook out so fast hey L
let's get
the Hasselblad in here so we
look really
good together
that guy's too much well he
noticed you
know he's got it down where
he's that he
can you know he's got it down
he's the
whole thing was developed
except was
developed by the other black
Minister se
Jackson Jesse Jackson shakedown
man
suspect oh yeah it's the
shakedown wait
didn't like didn't like a troll
room
says they wrote a book about it
called
shakedown you kidding me I I
believe
that might be true ah Jesse
Jackson oh
let me check shakedown that
would be
interesting this is a book we
uh uh well
it was written to bow okay I see
Sharpton shakedown I don't know
if he
wrote it was written about no I
think
was written about us okay
yeah yes oh man this goes way
back
sharpton shakedown getting rich
off
racism nice yeah well good times
business is good forever now
yeah you
gotta wonder what he doesn't
hurt and
let's put it that you gotta
wonder what
he has on NBC brass
I mean he's not on the air for
no reason
he sucks I mean can't read
can't speak
guy totally sucks is what like
he's an
embarrassment
yeah so why is he on the air
shakedown
you know just maybe hedging
their bets
over there I don't know know
who can say
yes fantastic fantastic
all right well speaking of
Scott in his
his uh his periscope videos I
was
listening to and actually I
caught I got
caught on some funky bias that
I have
you know there's this one guy
Tim Poole
and if you ever seen him nope
and he
does YouTube videos and from
time to
time one of our producers will
send me a
link to a video say this is
great you
gotta watch it it's like an
hour like
you instead of saying well you
know go
to this timecode you know you
can also
send me a link that's queued up
for the
right time code just say that
this is
great
you gotta watch it it's and
then I look
at the guy I see this he has
like a
youtuber shot the guys in the
bedroom
has got a beanie on his head
I'm like no
and he talks a little bit like
ben
shapiro about a little
machine-gunning
not quite as bad and so I
always pass
the Bible I'm not interested
and so I'm listening to this
Joe Rogan
show with Tim Poole and it
doesn't dock
I'm only listening I'm not
seeing the
visual like this guy's
interesting he's
got a lot to say and then it
really
dawns on me an hour into it
like holy
crap that's this guy so I this
is why I
think video is a bad idea for
podcasting
then maybe this guy has his
fame through
podcasts through YouTube videos
and it
should be a pocket I don't know
but it
was I missed out clearly on
some stuff
because the guy's interesting
has a lot
of things to say he turned off
by his by
his superficial appearance
absolutely and I I admit it
look by the
way that's I think broadcasters
discovered that this is
important some
time back what they figured
that out
already
the the appealing looks and and
just the
vision by itself keeps people
tuned in
yeah maybe not like we're just
shallow
old white guys if the fuck do
we know
but he does know he's been in
these
BuzzFeed circles he's worked for
BuzzFeed for vice for Vox you
know he's
a former kind of skater guy very
anti-establishment and he's now
positioned into this place
where he has
very very large following on on
YouTube
and he sat down with an
actually of
three clips because there's two
other
things that are really
important that he
was in the middle of that that
I'd like
to share but first why Alex
Jones was
banned because they were
talking about
this you know and Joe Rogan
apparently
got so much hate for his
interview with
Jack Dorsey from Twitter that
you know
he's like ha Jackson come back
and and
Joe Rogan's like I want to
learn from
this and I mean I think he did
a fine
job except for not disclosing
that you
know he takes money from one of
his
companies and we got answers
out of it
kind of you know it's like
whatever it
was it was enough to satisfy
his what it
was it was what it was but
Dorsey never
really answered why Alex Jones
specifically got banned and Tim
Poole
did enlighten the audience
Jamie you
pulled up why Alex was banned
to which
is you know it's not very clear
like
when when you think about the
fact that
they were saying that he had
never done
anything on their platform that
was ban
a ball and then what was the
one final
thing like any Jack didn't know
what he
was he got he confronted Oliver
Darcy of
CNN in DC and for several
minutes was
yelling at him while they
filmed and
apparently that's my
understanding was
the justification for banning
him that
he was harassing a journalist or
something that effect which is
in my
opinion absurd and was doing it
on
Twitter
um I guess they post it to
terms live on
periscope platform so if you do
something on periscope they can
get you
banned from Twitter well that's
the same
thing right yeah this because
they're
connected that yeah
I in my opinion so it's make it
makes a
good point how does Alex Jones
get
banned for giving that guy a
hard time
but Kathy Griffin doesn't get
banned for
literally calling for these
children
leading a harassment campaign
names
someone with millions of
followers led a
harassment campaign I'm gonna
use their
language yeah if you're calling
on your
followers to do something York
you're
engaging in a campaign yeah but
Alex
Jones confronting the
journalist who
advocated for his banning his
abandon
bull offense here's the
important thing
about Jones
Oliver Darcy said on CNN it
wasn't that
Jones broke the rules that got
him
banned because you know what
what Darcy
said is he's been breaking the
rules in
the past they never cared it
was only
because of media pressure they
took
action against him okay well we
know
many other people break the
rules we
know far-left accounts have
doxxed law
enforcement we know Kathy
Griffin let a
craftsman campaign there's no
media
pressure that's one of the big
problems
Twitter knows conservatives
aren't going
to be able to level any kind of
campaign
against their platform there's
not
scared of it so this actually
led to
kind of some enlightening
information
about how Twitter functions the
the true
reality of the blue checkmark
verification which as we know
is it's
it's big-name celebrities and
it's
journalists you can have a
thousand
followers and you're on K
podunk and
you'll get a blue checkmark
because
you're a journalist you have a
check
mark I don't have a check mark
I've
asked for one there's been
petitions for
one I'm not a celebrity I'm not
a
journalist I'm doing both the
celebrity
and a journalist that's what's
funny I'm
just a douche dick and I need
to shut up
but they consider you a douche
but if
somebody does it's like someone
person
over their age very important
point
because we have two sides to
Twitter of
course we have the people who
have their
hands in the code on the
buttons all the
time which can be done with or
without
whatever approval processes but
more
important everything of course
and more
importantly if you have a
system we call
it the machine the machine that
interacts with mainstream tell
mainly
cable news but mainstream
television but
they also all interact with
each other
and we're talking the buzz
feeds the
Huff Pose
all of these bullcrap
operations well
and I say that I really mean
that that
bullcrap and we have more about
that
later
he so having been in the middle
of it
for him to explain kind of the
process
and he uses part of the example
is the
the high school kids and the
and the
American Indian fracas and
explains how
it works and what really runs
Twitter
news organizations are
headquartered in
big cities the big ones you
know seeing
even Fox News is in New York so
there's
a lot of people who work at Fox
News are
actually liberal people don't
seem to
know that you live in New York
you're
probably not a staunch
conservative so
what happens then news breaks
you've got
all these journalists because
I've
worked with them you know I
worked for
Vice I worked for fusion and
they sit
around at tables they meet up
after work
from different offices and they
talk
about things and they all tell
each
other the exact same thing and
so this
is why you see covington happen
these
people will follow each other
on Twitter
so when someone tweets this
Macha kid
got in the face of Nathan
Phillips they
only see each other's tweets
and they
just write it they don't do any
journalism it's mind-blowing to
me
because the second video that
came out
from Covington you literally
watch
Nathan Phillips walk in to up
to the kid
in get his face but at the same
time we
have a serious journalism
problem and
this links back to Twitter yet
and
what's what's what's
fascinating is
following this story an op-ed I
believe
it was in the New York Times
said stop
tweeting art said never tweet
brian
Stelter from CNN then got a
statement
that but someone from Twitter
said
journalists are the lifeblood
of our
platform and so that's why I
think
you've got these predominantly
new
york-based
progressive writers they're
fresh out of
college they get hired for you
know
moderate salaries to work in a
newsroom
sit around each other all day
sharing
the same ideas not exploring
anything
outside their bubble and Twitter
supports them because they're
the ones
who drive traffic to Twitter
they keep
the conversation going and I
think
that's where Twitter spies
partly comes
from the other is that clearly
you're in
San Francisco you're gonna have
you know
your staff the people who are
who are
you know running content
curation and
banning people they lean left
I think he's nailing it with
the with
them all sitting around they're
all you
know barely there's nothing we
haven't
talked about on this show
numerous times
synched I'm not saying that we
haven't
touched on it and the last clip
we've
talked about as well but never
with one
important detail we've always
talked
about traffic buying and how
bullcrap it
is and how this this bubble has
been at
which is now starting to burst
clearly
since these very same news
organizations
have to let 15 to 20 percent of
their
workforce go but there's one
thing we we
never discussed in the traffic
buying
equation and Tim Poole brought
it it's
it's publicly known but not
talked about
a whole lot that these media
organizations mostly these
digital new
startups don't actually get a
lot of
views so what they do is it's
called
traffic assignment there's a
company
called comScore that tracks the
the
viewership the unique views
these sites
have if you're trying to attract
investment and you say we get
20 million
views per month they're gonna
say that's
cool but this site gets 60 what
do they
do well there are some sites
this is
according to Variety modern
farmer calm
whatwhat is that I have no idea
I've
never heard of it but there are
many
sites which you've probably
seen where
it's like the top 25
celebrities who you
know mess up their makeup yes
you click
the page and I'll show you a
photo in
order to the next photo you got
to click
the next page that's that way
they turn
you one person at 25 unique
views are 25
views I wants a unique then a
company
like vice for instance will buy
the
assignment of your traffic and
attribute
to themselves so when the
comScore
numbers come out it will say
all of
those views from those
clickbait sites
are actually vice again I'm
quoting
variety here I don't wanna get
sued but
variety said that their traffic
went
down 17% because someone they
were
buying traffic assignment from
was like
going through turmoil and
shaken and
being shaken up and another one
of their
traffic assignment partners
switched to
I think like you know got told
that NBC
or something so so what ends up
happening well I can say a
little bit
there was a company that was a
prominent
digital news outlet I knew
someone there
who was decently high up who
told me our
company is contemplating
whether or not
we should engage in traffic
assignment
to inflate our numbers and I
said don't
do it like that's wrong yeah
and they
said but we need investment
so I wonder if is that fraud
yes but if
comScore is is just lumping the
numbers
together and i go to you and say
according to comScore our
network brings
in 60 million I didn't lie
that's all
true yes that's true so here's
what
happens these companies get
massive
investment they don't actually
generate
enough clicks or enough money
then once
the investment runs out those
jobs never
existed those were those were
padded by
investors everything collapses
it seems
like magnet I'd never seems
like fraud I
had never taken the comScore
traffic
assignment into the equation
yes and
this is very common
yeah and I can remember I think
we did
in a pod show yeah I assigned a
Devorah
go slash blog assignment a two
of us
when I started working in
fraudster did
you say said hey you got you
want to
work here did you ever get it
back did
you ever get did you get your
assignment
back ID assignment is vision
there's no
they don't have that anymore
right
I mean this reminds me I mean
all these
companies are like this there's
this
idealism that goes on there for
example
we had this guy at bed pod show
or media
who was Crist would guide the
tattooed
IT guy and guy had like a
minute he's
just all tatted up but he was a
really
solid IT guy that was a
stickler so he
had barcodes on him call a dude
named
Ben here come on he's our dude
named Ben
and he was he would be you know
he would
he had a database so if you
wanted to
like for example I had every
sheet of
toilet paper had a barcode well
it was
close to it by for example he
had a
bunch of mics and some gear
assigned to
me and it had barcodes on it
was owned
by the company baby you need to
check it
in it was an inventory for some
reason
this is like firing the makeup
girls
they fired him for some reason
and
there's a cost-cutting and they
never
really nobody really took that
job
the database was now missing in
action
and all these barcodes are
meaningless
and so all the gear that
everybody
barded walking not the only one
but
there were people with I mean
anything
that there was just on loan
kind of was
now gone it was missing it
wasn't it did
never existed right and this
this is the
kind of thing these companies
are just
it's almost like a spitting of
prayer
that the whole Silicon Valley
even
operates at all well well this
this
particular piece and kind of
alert me to
two things one is NBC apparently
purchased one of their traffic
assignees
so you know that's how they see
fit to
solve this traffic problem by
buying
these companies that put these
and
they're not really scam and
it's just
you can you know what you're
getting
it's like click click click
click slide
show right I mean and but it
has nothing
to do with the quality of the
content or
the journalism represented by
it so
there's what I mean yeah and
and so some
of these companies are running
into
trouble other ones will just be
purchased by the guys with the
you know
with the big big putt deep
pocket so
that they can take them off the
market
and use their traffic
assignment for
themselves but ultimately
you're gonna
run into a problem when someone
says hey
comScore if you shouldn't be
doing it
this way that's when the whole
bubble
completely disintegrates well
that's
kind of what used to happen i
for
example i'm i can almost take
credit for
this slide show cuz i don't
know anyone
else that was doing it when i
was doing
him which was way back at pc
magazine in
the in probably the mid to late
90s and
i would do these slideshows i
go to a
trade show and i make a slide
show out
of it with some with my typical
snide
comments of all the pictures
and it was
just a although the site
comments were
at the price of admission but
there was
a slide show I took a lot of
pictures of
the boots babe in bows and I
made some
comments and so there was
really like 10
slides and there's click click
click at
the click click click through
them and
then I get a feedback you know
that
advertised
don't want to see any of these
slides
really really yeah I was told
never to
do them again because it was
well these
are nothing these are not on
the website
see these are just these
literally are
about celebrities and other and
dogs and
other stupid stuff and they
just count
the traffic it's irrelevant to
the
content so you understand that I
understand that I'm just saying
that as
one retires hated is what
you're saying
at one point early on they
didn't like
it because it was jacking up
the numbers
huh but when comScore comes
along and
they're using these jacked-up
numbers
they did they become more
popular than
ever just you can't go you
can't go on
the web without hitting one of
these
slides I was constantly
al-jazeera
reminded us in a little piece
they did
exactly where all this new
journalism
money came from the other
revenue source
that will likely dry up is from
mainstream media organizations
that have
invested in their younger
digital
competitors NBC Universal and
Comcast
have injected more than 400
million
dollars into BuzzFeed Fox
Disney and A &
E networks have pumped hundreds
of
millions in device Verizon has
long been
vacuuming up media content
providers
such as yeah
AOL and by extension HuffPost in
multi-billion dollar deals
there may
have once been a rationale for
such
investments but those
mainstream media
companies are now counting
their losses
in some cases writing them off
and
looking to invest elsewhere
media
companies who made most of
their money
in television and pay
television was
just going off a cliff being
eaten by
Netflix they were seeing their
most
lucrative parts of their
business
declining they were desperate
to reach
these hard-to-reach young
people in
their 20s and early 30s and
vice and
BuzzFeed they offered a way to
reach
these young audiences and now
it's
unlikely that they're going to
continue
that investment just because of
the
difficulties in the online
advertising
market who exactly is going to
be
provide the funding for these
companies
as they go forward venture
capital
investors don't just give you
hundreds
of millions of dollars for
nothing
they're gonna expect that money
back
it's gonna have to come from
somewhere
because the revenue model is
now in
question not only are we
questioning the
growth rates of these companies
we're
questioning sort of whether
they can
even continue to be the same
size so now
you've got something that's not
even
growing it's probably shrinking
that's
not a business model that
anybody is
going to be interested in
investing in
no I think it's well over now I
think
these will over at all the VCS
you think
they're still investing in
these things
I think as long as the scam
continues
and I think this guy talking up
with
Rogan referred to part of it
but I think
about the buying of traffic they
arbitrage all this other stuff
as long
as those things can continue
you can
have these pumped up numbers
that and
until dumb money goes away
right here's
the investment community
consists of
smart money and dumb money as
we know
and that smart money is already
probably
ok this is bullcrap let's find
something
else to do it although they
become dumb
money when they go invest in
green
technology I find it somewhat
ironic
first they're smart money than
they're
dumb dumb real dumb money well
it's it's
interesting that this these
firings all
came at the same time could
just be
signal financial end of year
well we
talked about there was also
that that
pot of money the Obama money
from the
government it's true if trynna
if true but I well if it was a
combo
deal if some of that money
dried up we
don't really have any proof
that it went
to them now if that money dried
up
and by the way Canada's trying
to do the
same thing they're trying to
split up
five hundred million dollar
retz amongst
the media companies having
secret
meetings about it and stuff
it's very
funny these guys should realize
that
when you get five hundred
million bucks
and you give it to the media
it all goes upstairs yeah
I mean there is so much
condemned nation
of Jeff Bezos talking about
Bezos again
over his Washington Post ads
and the
Super Bowl the juror hated the
journals
hated it of course he did
because it's
ten point five million dollars
he spent
on this ad that was useless and
it was
and they skep saying this ten
point five
million dollars could be ten
reporters
at $100,000 a year for ten
years plus a
half a million dollars to buy
donuts and
it was and every because the
journalists
know that they're under stress
to get
you know the very few
newspapers are
doing well no magazine
magazines are
shrinking the online there's no
money in
online you have to scam no you
have to
scam investors it's all
investment money
it's not like real money that's
coming
in from the public so they know
that
this is a problem to see Bezos
throw
away ten million dollars
casually ax
them yes all the journalists
were pissed
off and also she watched in
post people
also these new journals should
realize
that yeah Google and Facebook
are out to
get you and they what they
don't care
about you and they change the
al goes
and screw you over as fast as
they can
for your scams for your scam
money
excellent well that gives us
hope well
we do everything on the
up-and-up
we do in fact we don't have we
don't
worry about advertisers we
don't worry
about pageviews we don't worry
about you
know assignments because we
don't look
we don't get income from that
it's just
bullcrap that those people
should be
ashamed of themselves
those people should learn to
code and
with that I'd like to thank you
for your
courage and say in the morning
to you
the man who put the sea and
comScore
John C brown feet in the air
subs in the
water and all the Dames a
night's out
there in the morning to the
troll room
no agenda stream calm I wanted
to
mentioned that anybody who
wants to join
the Fed averse I think saying
Federer
versus better than Mastodon me
them
they're great but if you want
to join
the future of social media you
can do
that at our very own no agenda
social
calm you need an invite go to
the troll
room and I'm sure someone can
give you
an invite there and the troll
room is
something that we always have
scrolling
around in the not the
background kind of
the side view corner of my eye
during
every live stream so that we
can be
corrected in real time then
sometimes
get some good one-liner
sometimes it's
just trolling that's what they
do
they're trolls no agenda stream
calm and
thank you very much for that
also in the
morning to the artists who
brought us
the artwork for episode one one
one zero
eleven ten title of that was
Kremlin
crush this was a nice piece we
had a
hard time actually trying to
figure out
what we wanted to choose sir
Trent Webb
has brought us the global
warming fear
meter which I believe we got
from the
evergreens yes it was it back
in the
back
it was now why did we have such
a
problem choosing art was fine
any of it
to be artsy or compelling nor
appropriate
can't really remember I we
really like
the the climate the climate
fear ometer
we like that a lot and what
else was
there that was yeah I mean
we're not
gonna put Elizabeth Warren in
though in
the Pocahontas
I should mention a couple
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for artists yes here's some
tips we have
tips velocity should be
accumulated what
is one tip it's not necessarily
about
Elizabeth Warren but it kind of
applies
do not put something that is
unattractive and homely or ugly
or some
like good gruesome something
with
somebody with their head
chopped off or
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of these things that are just
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so when you look at the art
instead of
wanting to click on it and go
to listen
to the show if you're using it
as a
cover art you go oh you don't
want to
get that reaction of does not
want to
happen after somebody sees your
the arts
as artsy as it might be the
idea is for
people to be lured in
yeah be lured in by a pretty
face
Elizabeth Warren kind of
qualifies as
the not quite but almost like a
repellant yeah sorry you know
what can I
say I'm with you I'm with you
she's not gonna work out I'm
with you
Cortez is funny she's got a
goofy face
she's always gonna get it she's
but I
don't still want to see a bunch
of
politicians on the art
necessarily no
not necessarily at all but
anyway we
appreciate the work that all of
our
artists do it makes this show
uniquely
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it it shows up that way in in
the
podcast apps by the way I think
we
recommend overcast is one that
adheres
to the artwork changing even to
some
degree Apple's own podcast app
but I
like I would recommend overcast
because
you you pay Marco you pay him
heed that
he makes it better you know
that seems
like a value system there that
makes
sense how much it to pay I
think it's
two bucks it's two bucks
instable two
bucks a show or two bucks a no
just for
the app just to get the app
that's not
bad
that means you should charge
twenty
people should pay him 20 bucks
he should
leave it open let people pay
what they
think it's worth what the Apple
Store
doesn't allow for that kind of
grooviness what I'm saying is
you know
in this world where we're going
to see
podcasts moving away from you
can use
them on any device it'll be any
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that has Spotify on it as long
as you
have a Spotify account now and
like if
that's the world you want to
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fine I think it's better that
we support
our local indepent independent
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developers for stuff that works
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just the thought all right well
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Cicero 1111 we have a bunch of
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in two
$1,200 1,200 $2.00 Wow and he's
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it came in
he has it long as one of his
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thank you to
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January yes something I
complain about
I'm admonishing those who can
but don't
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a season
to be an executive producer of
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this
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know no agenda use uses show
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consider listening yourself as
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20 know
whatever is appropriate huh
what which
is not a bad idea that's how I
was just
thinking about that good one
all right
so is it what you would do it
if you
were on a TV show yes you're
right
show number one one one one is
important
to know agenda listeners but
season
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traditional in the mainstream
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huh so we are on the 11th
season I
believe it's season 11 and show
it show
11 I don't think so cuz season
11 began
with the Anniversary Show in
witness at
October I believe oh okay no
and so it'd
be counted from there so we
know sounds
complicated shows that ended
after
eleven seasons include mash
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Frasier married with children
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strong
producer support we'll keep
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going on beyond 11 long beyond
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the heft is what 30 season 30
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Family Guy yeah we're shooting
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much sir
autonomous of Dogpatch and
louis LeBeau
via i'm glad you're okay glad
your
family's ok it seems at least
and thank
you very much you always drop
by the
right moment and and humble us
it's
appreciated yes good little
lectures too
and good ideas Jordan good
fellow comes
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dollars eleven
cents a thousand one thousand
one
hundred and eleven and eleven
cents in
Arvada Colorado and he becomes
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the one one one one one club
we're gonna
probably put we should put
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there just gratuitous so I
think so with
show one-one-one-one falling on
the day
before my birthday that is on
the 11th I
could not pass up such a great
opportunity to support the best
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of actual news and media
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what else huh yeah if you oh
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Jordan thank you very much and
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have
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for
donation note now I want to
mention that
it's kind of hard to look up
the email
for someone named anonymous was
actually
have an email address luckily I
looked
up I did a subject search for
donation
mm-hmm and it was there okay so
if
you're gonna do this kind of
thing I'm
just telling the the producers
you got
to give us a little info so we
know how
to well you put donation for
such-and-such and put the
amount in the
subject line and I'll look up
donation
that way I can to isolate the
note
rather quickly which I did in
this case
I got lucky okay no egos no
karma so we
don't to worry about that not a
missed
donation yeah a little
background on me
I seem to check many of the
boxes that
other producers check ie dude
named Ben
amateur radio operator marine
NRA
instructor Scout leader oh my
god is he
transgendered because then he's
just in
pocket I find it interesting
that so
many have similar interests
it's true
dude named Ben amateur radio
operator
marine NRA instructor Scout
leader damn
we all have a lot of well you
have
teachers he's an instructor we
have
teachers we have Scouts and
this is
Eagle Scouts we have a lot of
educators
we have them do we have a lot
of people
in the intelligence community
but they
don't they don't normally brag
about
anything not much life has been
a little
bit crazy of late we recently
welcomed
twin new human resources to our
family
shortly after birth we learned
that they
have a genetic condition that
is one of
the few known genetic causes of
autism
or or at a minimum they will be
likely
be learning have learning
disabilities
this news
had our heads spinning a bit
and we were
finally the slowing down and
settling
into a groove with them through
it all
no agenda show has helped keep
my mind
in check
there is something calming
about the
show that you know talking
about this
only interrupt again this gonna
be a
long segment anyway there was
there's
I'm not even gonna mention her
name but
she's a person I've known for
quite a
while she's always been an
anchor or
co-anchor she's been on various
I mean
in Los Angeles got it well I'm
not
actually this is the one back
that's it
there was an Atlantis with one
of the
Los Angeles is different but I
would say
kind of applies to her too but
she's now
got a new gig on CNN and
because she's
in that environment where you
just don't
you just get the same horrible
the
president's gonna get impeached
where
country's only a part global
warm he's
gonna kill us tomorrow we're
all gonna
be dead in 12 years no it is
starting
this show I'm surprised this
isn't
already it's you looking sick
it's
looking it's starting to show
on her
face yeah wow I feel bad now I
feel
really but yeah that's what I'm
the same
thing about the woman in Los
Angeles
that you're referring to
oh wow and she's so beautiful
it's like
you know it's just you can just
see them
being worn down it's worn down
yeah
you can't you what are you
gonna do I
mean you something you can
he'll never
environment you gotta be in the
environment you can't go around
if the
people who are reporting at if
the
people on cable news keep
reporting
about Trump and 2020 for the
next two
years they may not see the 2020
election
from an IV in a hospital bed
that's not
gonna be good is salt drip bond
word
anyway yes I threw it all that
noise
Jenna show self keep my mind in
check
there is something calming
about the
show that seems to bring peace
of mind
interesting recently I've been
around
TVs and public areas that that
they're
playing the m5m they have that
complete
opposite effect of no agenda
the m5m
definitely exists to keep us in
an
emotionally heightened state
that can't
be healthy for anyone's
amygdala I would
like to change my
ignition from Serban anima so
this is
serb anonymous okay of the 1.5 x
playback to dream scott of the
EIB
express oh no sir it's no no
sir Dred
Scott of the ELB Express shall
be
Express sorry I don't know what
that
means no good I'm not very
creative so
this will have to do for now
I have seen the error of my
ways I used
to roll my eyes when you guys
had
concerns with people listening
at faster
speeds
well I still listen to some
tech podcast
at higher speed I will no
longer be
doing that for the no agenda
show there
you go the calmness I feel
listening to
the show at regular speed is
heightened
by slowing back down yeah I
would
however caution slowing the
show down to
a half speed as it makes you
both sound
completely drunk no no we're
just drunk
both on the high quality show
you
produce each week I was
thinking about
that today by the way listening
to its
do a 1 X speed has helped me to
hear the
little nuances I missed before
it also helps John's recorder
playing
has at one point 5x
it sounded completely spastic I
know I
started with NJ n K but if John
is
willing I'd like to hear him in
his best
droopy dog impression say
Bloomberg
Bloomberg Bloomberg I've heard
him do
this in the past but it seems
it seems
to get missed
thanks for I just did it yeah
thanks for
all the great media
deconstruction ok
right yeah and just threes by
the way 73
s I've always said if you if
you want to
listen to us at 1.5 speed or to
whatever
it is that's fine but I feel
that you do
miss some of the magic of the
show we I
sometimes we don't say anything
because
we're thinking there's a pause
and it's
intentional and I think
personally
that's kind of beautiful gives
you a
give you a moment to slow down
it's like is already quite fast
than in
your face but to each his own
of course
I'd say yes thank you very much
sir Dred
Scott of the elbe express your
support
is very much appreciated all
right
Jay why surtax of the anonymous
account
in San Francisco 1 1 1 1 . 1 1
right
this is you have this this is
the
anonymous gay isn't it
is it I think so well I don't
have a
note that I can see yeah I sent
this to
Erica and I said specific I'm
trying to
he says I have the note you
should send
it to me if I have the note yes
you know
if the guys asked me so
specifically
enough to make sure that we
that we do
his donation of course now I
can't find
it that quickly because I
thought it
would be pastors again another
similar
ok you do that and I'm gonna
I'm gonna
look for it because I know
where those
Johnson $111 at 1111 dollars in
Tempe
Arizona congratulations on
reaching the
milestone of a hundred and 1111
shows
for some reason I have
difficulty saying
that I'm convinced you have the
best
podcast in the universe and
thank you
Adam and John for all your hard
work I
whoops no sorry just for all
your hard
work I also thank all of the
other
producers who make the show
possible
I've really enjoyed listening
to your
outstanding shows and consider
you the
button on the cap of media
analysis and
deconstruction on the cap
hopefully this donation will
make up for
years of douchebaggery on my
part yeah I
think so would appreciate addy
douching
and some job karma and any
jingle
combination of your choice
you've been
deduced jobs and jobs let's
vote for job
tonight and later assort type a
lot and
I got the note here from sir
text the
anonymous accountant do I get a
no
agenda night ring package I
don't think
I asked for that with my last
insta
Baron donation also I picked
the name
before and I would like to
petition the
peerage Committee for a change
- ah here
you go sir taxed the anonymous
accountant so he has changed
the name
that's official I think we're
okay with
that uh before playing my
requested
jingle which I don't see here I
asked
that no general listeners take
a moment
to close their eyes and think
about the
value that the show brings to
them
please play Dvorak org slash
hey I do
have this note this show along
with ten
minutes of daily mediate
meditation has
kept my amygdala small thank
you for
your courage surtax the
anonymous
accountant thank you very much
sir taxes
that is appreciated
Michael saws nin $700 Adam and
John hit
in the mouth a little over five
years
ago by long overboard coworker
thank you
for the ongoing Mental Hygiene
historically donated about a
thousand
dollars as a birthday present
of myself
I would have taken 48 trips
around the
world on Friday the 9th that's
a lot
yeah well is that just yeah but
is that
around the world or just 48
cumulative
miles that would amount to 48
uh-huh
please add because I've taken a
lot of
trips around the world you're
gonna do
that I've never actually taken
a trip
around the world where you just
decide
you're gonna go all the way
around from
you'd leave San Francisco and
you come
back all the way around through
China
yeah no no no I can't say as I
have
please add me to the birthday
list this
year I could not resist a
chance of
proving John wrong
thank you I'll show one 107 he
made a
very specific prediction I
immediately
thought that myself challenge
accepted
to accomplish this feat I have
to reduce
my annual woops sorry to
accomplish this
feat I had to reduce my annual
donation
to exactly $700 so I request
that you'd
play the clip of the day jingle
something John claimed would
never
happen again this was the this
was the
the 700 donation which
apparently allows
you to play to claim a clip as
clip of
the day he's taking it to a new
level
he's saying here's the amount
just to
play the jingle I like it but
thought
you hated it no I hated
someone's no the
idea was that the listener could
determine the producers could
determine
what the clip of the day was
not just
the clip of the day gee it
would say oh
that clip that you played then
that was
actually clip of the day ah yes
I think
that's right god you're pretty
sure
because it's birthed me so I
think
you're right that's what really
irked
you mm-hmm before I go and I
have a
humble request for dog lover
Adam my
wife and I are in final
negotiations for
their four young human
resources on
acquiring a puppy of all the
possible
options they have landed on a
stabbed a
hound which originated from the
Friesland province in the
Netherlands
madam what if anything do you
know about
this breed can you make my
authentic
Dutch dog name recommendation
please
thank you for again for keeping
us all
st. Vikon sir smudges of the
swansea
swansea swansea swansea all the
stabby
how funny or stop by
which would mean stand i guess
they're
like a pointer
for West Frisian you know we
have
Frisian producers who could
tell me more
about I don't know anything
about it
but you know it's always nice
to have a
fifth fifth of resource in your
house
pooping everywhere you already
got four
of them why not add another
it's great
they'll they'll love it
young boys and girls need a
little
doggie puppies makes their life
more
interesting
they get to pick up all kinds of
diseases they wouldn't normally
get it
protects them from from the
outside
world
all right I'm gonna play clip
of the day
for the good Dutch name no he's
no he
says can you tell us about the
breed no
can you make any authentic
Dutch Oh dog
name okay oh I'm sorry yes
Vicky Vicky
fi K kie
it's kind of like Fido hey Vicky
hey Vicky no it isn't yes it's
the Dutch
version what it means
no it's Vicky I'm telling you
Vicky is
it is the most typical Dutch
dog named
Vicky fi K kie Vicky come here
Figgy
means something different in
German but
still that is a that is a Dutch
dog
named Vicky and maybe what else
with
Vicky it means something else
in German
you can look that up yourself
it was probably developed as if
there's
some sort of a comment on the
Germans it
could be I don't know the
etymology of
Vicky but that is that is that
is the
Dutch Fido
Vicki is Fido
Joseph Finley $444 and $0.44
ITM gents
Adam is my brother from another
mother
John you're my bastard dad
shout out to
Andrew dude named Ben in
Wisconsin whom
I smacked in the mouth last
week jingle
Jill Abramson's New York Times
stop the
hammering and el Sharpton
random and you
wanna house Sharpton random you
know we
don't have that many randoms
anymore
that's kind of the problem it's
like I
need what you say just resist
we much as
well okay let's do a resist I
think
that's better
rize's there we go obviously i
reaiiy
read the New York Times like
all day
long
mainly on my iPad stop the
hammer and
desist we much we must and we
will much
about you've got karma I do
want to
discuss her I don't know if I
don't have
a clip I should but of Jill
Abramson's
being accused I have mattress I
have
clips oh yeah we can talk about
later I
got some yeah because I have
some
thoughts on the day I think
people need
to realize okay Aaron of Las
Vegas 388
dollars eleven and the let but
excuse me
11 cents from the Baron of Las
Vegas on
11 11 2011 one of the great
producers of
the No Agenda show created a
commemorative 11-11-11 super
karma
geocoin oh my goodness I
remember that
it's huge - it's like a really
big big
coin yeah this is a geocaching
trackable
device that moves from location
to
location I set the goal of this
geocoin
to travel around the world
spreading the
word about the No Agenda show
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the coin has long
104 thousand and six hundred
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it has its own tracking code
I'd even
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stolen it
in all these years well that
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the value of this show the
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is x 1j e36
that's x 1j e36 it's currently
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find this whele it's probably
in some
some CIA guys pocket robbed but
can we
track it is there a map or
something we
can see well anything about
this I'm
just giving you the tracking
code if you
know what if you know what this
guy's
talking about you would know
immediately
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maybe
someone can help previously was
in South
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this is a magical coin please
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more but there's got to be
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someone will
find this and go
what the hell is this all about
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you have to check in you have
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and then
you place it somewhere else
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check this out this very cool
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donation represents $11 $11 of
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then further multiplied by yet
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and has been dispensing karma
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they
probably prefer to hear do Hail
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it's better than calling kids
out as
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thank you so Dave and I look
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you've got karma what there's a
little
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that was me
saying here's your karma no no
after we
didn't during this the sound of
the
whole thing you've got Karma
we've only
played this yeah I know there
was
something else is just like you
do was
something it was me yelling
here's your
karma oh okay Robert quick cue
we're
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hard name
that must have been a lifetime
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366 63 congratulations on
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currently waiting to win a bet
with a
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she's running for president oh
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to it and
also thank you Robert for
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he's in a couple of clips from
a lear
foundation stuff which don't
forget to
today but it's appreciated and
i know
it's him because i can see he
spelled it
the same way thank you i
appreciate you
yeah you spell it with drool
coming out
of your mouth yeah i'm gonna
give him
some karma here just
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you've got karma okay uh Isaac
the Baron
of Altadena 3-6 6-3 6-3 again
the same
thing same thing what a
coincidence
in my tradition of donating to
six six
six seven seven seven eight
eight eight
nine nine nine
I missed ten ten I'm making this
donation for the eleven eleven
show via
PayPal eleven eleven times
thirty three
3-6 6-3 6-3 first of all I want
to call
out bald Hulsey as a douchebag
and then
I have a 5 g story I serve on
the board
of a local nonprofit here in
Pasadena
that is focused on innovation
design and
entrepreneurship in the area
towards the
end of 2018 we received a
random seventy
five hundred dollar donation
sponsorship
from one of the big four telecom
companies as a non-profit we are
grateful and we set up a
meeting to talk
about how they can participate
in and be
active in our nonprofit well in
the
meeting they were asking us if
we'd
openly advocate for 5g in
Pasadena
really if we'd host an event
about 5g
and could introduce them to
keek council
members and employees at
Pasadena City
Hall can you omit any continues
can you
imagine that these jabronis are
selling
out $10,000 worth of donations
all over
the country to shove 5g down
the throats
of citizens by the way if
they're gonna
go that way tell him to say hey
you want
you will do all that for you
but it's
$75,000 not seventy-five $100
for those
services right yeah please give
me some
jobs cover for my new startup
sales
insider dot I owe sales insider
do a job
marketplace for software sales
reps and
a ruble Iser random numbers
jingle oh
that's what he wants okay nice
job karma
for the random number
I know what that I know what
that this
keep up the good work gentlemen
PS this is good to know show
1092
is probably the best show you
guys ever
produced it covers everything
it would
make a good rerun 1092 was pros
from
Dover and that was what was the
date on
that December 7th
hmm I mean I don't remember
this will go
real issen will will will do
we'll do a
show and then you know Tina
will say
something about it after Shum I
don't
remember what we did on the
show my head
is just so full show you do a
lot of
shows do a lot of show jobs
jobs and
jobs
okay now we got we have sir
milkman I
went to the mailboxes I'm
trying to find
William Cameron's email mr.
Melamed sent
a note in he he actually sent a
bunch of
stuff I can't find my glasses I
can't
read the note there they are
it's hard
to see your glasses you can't
see
anything
here we go um and this is
interesting he
said first he had an airmail an
old
airmail envelope and then he's
typed out
with her with a UH old
typewriter this
note on some really old crappy
paper and
then he also sent a whole bunch
of stuff
in a giant package he was
wondering this
you're gonna get there by today
we got
lucky you I picked it up and
closer
would discover some fine
revelant
relevant materials for your
archive they
sent to the right guy I'm
certain that
beyond the immediately sense of
pure
delight spewing forth from your
very
being having received these
generous
totems they will be placed into
relic
quarries I don't know that word
waiting
for the admiration and worship
of the
onlookers by the way his
donation is for
333 dollars and 32
in Pasadena and he's what he
sent it
sent he sent a self-published
material
on heritage nooks called atomic
bombs
and it's a big thick thing and
it's all
this Declassified information
about the
first two atomic bombs and how
they how
do you make one no probably get
me in
trouble owning it the world
operations
manual which I really haven't
mailed a
look at was by this guy who
keeps coming
and going named Bill Barker the
Illuminati deluxe a hacker a
game with
some excellent humor it's an
old card
game oh yes inheritance
heritage led
some mosaic animal samples
original
samples 3d printed Raven skull
nice
which my daughter saw she says
dad who
is sending you printouts of
dead bird
skulls well send me some of
this stuff
and then a check adorned with
ants in
the amount of three hundred
thirty three
dollars and thirty seven cents
when I
have under unless I probably
put it
wrong when I put it in there I
hope that
these items meet with your
approval if
there's been a packing or
shipping error
please bring it to the immediate
attention of your regional
fulfillment
center and do not retain the
contents
made up the items and dump them
off the
nearest bridge making sure the
local
authorities are not following or
observing your activities we've
got
enough problems without you
right thank
you for your courage thank you
for your
courage he also has a be
enclosed a
question authority bumper
sticker you
got to send me some of that
that's the
cool stuff gonna send you the
I'll send
you this stuff yeah I'll send
you the
couple of things
William key you would like to
collect a
couple of these items William
Cameron
you're not a collector not
really but I
like it when people send stuff
to the
show I keep all of that you
know it's
beautiful stuff
William Cameron $333 nah I
don't have a
note from him on here and I'm
guessing
that he sent something in so
I'm gonna
do a quick search on my email
you might
want to do the same you might
we'll play
the squirrel mail jingle yeah
how come
it's not
is ready to go here and that's
uh I feel
very inadequate today I don't
know what
it is but it's I can't find the
squirrel
man I can't find a lot of stuff
I'm I'm
out of control you're giddy
getting
jiggy with it here it is I
don't have no
I found squirrel man let me
check maybe
it's a William camera
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do we have William Cameron's
and no do
we have do we have
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epic fail we do not have it
good work
all right Christopher log llgg
and says
in South Pasadena California
$333 no
note from him Oh what yeah I
don't want
you to play that again I won't
but I
think I can look this up pretty
quickly
this is his last name
a lot of people just send the
sender
cash you don't send notes it's
true I
don't think we have one I've
not seen it
it's not I'm not seeing it but
if you
guys have you guys you you're
all
executive producer if you will
have yeah
just let us know be happy will
be glad
to oblige onward to anonymous in
Brooklyn New York 201 dollars
and 11
cents I'm loathe to admit that
this is
my first donation I'm a
freelancer in
entertainment and advertising
and the No
Agenda show us kept me sane
listening to
you twice a week here X a force
field
around my amygdala preserving
it as I
wade through the leech infested
swamp of
cultural Marxism that is my
industry
well described with the fire
with the
m5m constantly pitting
different classes
of a slaves against one another
the No
Agenda show stands tall as a
shining
beacon of hope and dimension
straddled
straddling
and decaying let me read that
properly a
shining beacon of hope and
dimension
straddling unity I honestly
consider the
show a public health service
and I
imagine that the effects of it
has has
on the body are akin to a daily
yoga
routine or a heavy dose of
prescriptions
of high blood pressure
medication
perhaps we can get this thesis
tested by
a university please bring some
job karma
my way could really use it
thank you but
for all you do may you live
1,000 years
all right I'm gonna do some too
since
the first notion
you've been deduced jobs jobs
and jobs
let's go for job karma I wonder
how the
anonymous lesbian is doing we
haven't
heard oh yeah she's meant but
she wolfed
in New York she's with take
down the
street from this guy well he's
in
Brooklyn but she's in Manhattan
yeah I
do miss her
I don't know she's kind of less
money
than ever kind your fangirl
yeah Vanessa
Hampshire n'ver wood Dorset UK
215 as
our first associate executive
producers
want to thank all these people
this is
really great for this show an
overdue
donation from the UK my father
died just
last year and and it was a bit
of a blur
what can I say
halfway to Dame hood now loved
the show
sanity with levity in a crazy
world oh
thank you very much Nessa I'm
sorry
sorry for your loss and I'm
glad that
you are still with us and
supporting the
show thank you oh yeah we got
is this
Nathan Miller Foster Nathan
Miller
Foster like you wanted this
consensus so
much you want me to read for a
bit wait
a minute hold on I'm not
allowed to rely
see okay okay no I just I say
couldn't
get to the bottom tears that
this is
Nathan Miller Foster 22222
parts unknown
in the u.s. here's 11100 11.10
for each
of you and two pennies for the
jar hmm
thank you very much thank you
for your
entertainment twice weekly
suddenly on
Thursday a propitious days for
the show
just as the numbers are
important 33
42069 or the very sacred at
11:11 so to
our days sunday is the day of
the Sun
and Thursday is the day of
Jupiter or or
Jove the colors are gold and
blue
respectively their medals are
gold and
tin a few shows back a producer
asked
the question what Adam and John
thought
of Mason's as a Mason I was
pleased to
hear Adam thinks that Mason's
are great
I'm a Mason I'm also a Raza
cure she woo
Rosicrucian was a crucian just
as
importantly I am a no agenda
producer
who will attain my knighthood
in due
time I would like this cool we
got Diggs
and all the club's I would like
to put
this out there there's an album
by Jon's
favorite band tool you'll find
that
you'll find that there is a
hidden album
that could be found by
rearranging the
tracks of lateral us by the
Fibonacci
sequence to create a more
perfectly
harmonizing album known as the
holy gift
I've heard of this the track
order tells
a different story than the
factory
produced one a story that tells
of
present moment based living and
consciousness expansion as well
as
holistic living in harmony with
other
humans and even spirits I'm
writing a
book which apparently you've
sent this
your donations right I wanted
you to
have queued up the theremin
well he's writing a book
apparently
already sent us the first
chapter in the
donation note I'm writing a book
inspired by the holy gift which
I'm
working in - a sacred text that
I intend
to be used at the visionary
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Alex and Alison Grey's Chapel
of sacred
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part of what keeps me happy
insane on my
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is the
fact that note that the No
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your balance look at the
heavily skewed
media does wonders for the soul
- thank
you both and all the knights
and dames
out there as well as the myriad
producers for helping to make
my writing
of this book and in of
inevitability and
as a tool to help humanity I'd
like to
give out a shout out to dark
journalists
and Olivia of the x-series
which you can
catch on YouTube most Friday
evenings
they're doing a lion's share of
cutting
edge work on the UFO FILES and
secret
technology right up there and
quality
with Giza Death Star and dr.
Joseph
Ferrell and of course No Agenda
I'd like
to request some jingles jobs
karma for
all producers who need it will
you read
this John so I can get these
jingles and
what if my mouse worked what's
wrong
with your mouth it just stopped
working
there it is it's coming back
you oh you
gotta go up oh your mouth your
mouth
I thought you said mouth what's
wrong
with your mouth seems to mind
I'm out my mouse mouth shake
pads yeah
they want touch screens I can't
do that
okay so Hillary's saying he
died Obama
saying you might die two to the
head
followed by Adam triumphantly
explaining
Vince Foster thou are avenged
I'm not
gonna question it I'm just
gonna do it
so I mean that is the land of
unconfirmed various we Came we
saw he
died you might die
[Music]
thank you very much Nathan for
your
support of the show all right
let's do a
search here on this guy and the
next
donor which is Cameron know
that I have
Cameron Dodd as the next with
the two
hundred and twenty dollars from
Perla
yeah yeah
anything from looking while see
and you
know I do actually
a hi-jon out of my wife a beam I
expecting a new human resource
named
Liam in the coming days please
send some
new human resource Carm I've
been
listening to the show since my
junior
year in high school the show
has been
with me for most of my adult
life and
I'm very happy but happy to be
able to
support it thank you very much
show up
in my email at all now and i
forward it
to Eric but who cares it's okay
I'm not
gonna complain take your seat
takes my
stuff you have to send it to me
okay
you've got karma you're on this
email
from Cameron so I don't know
what's
wrong with you we couldn't find
it was
from you then I did what no no
no he
sent it to you and me your even
before
me on the list
can't I looked up dot I looked
up
cameras right yeah squirrel
mail no spam
well it could be the problem
well now we
got another one which I can't
find it
no we have vasily o's plan
gentes from
Annapolis Maryland oh it does
say please
see email yeah what do you do
when you
prep in the morning do you do
it do you
look any of these emails up for
the show
but then I will you see the way
it looks
like a field like you just did
you
exemplified the problem you
said I said
I gotta find the email soon no
no it's
right here and then you realize
that
says please see the email after
the fact
which is what would makes it
very easy
to miss okay there's a big
blank box I
don't have an email from him
yeah I
don't have one either so we
can't see an
email sorry that sucks Annapolis
Maryland 211 dollars and 11
cents Pat
cross is in Milford Michigan
now he
mailed it in so it's pretty
hard to lose
those like me I can lose them
but it's
pretty hard Pat crusted 211
dollars flat
this is a note as longer than
you
normally want he actually
attached
he calls himself douchebag Pat
he
attached a copy of war and peace
that's the donation note well
he has a
note about the note okay so I'm
reading
the note about the note he says
please
read it and you add your best
judgment
of how much you want to read in
the air
I'm making a mutually
beneficial offer
to you me and your producers I
tried to
make the notice listener
friendly as
possible keep up the great work
thanks again people like you
know I want
to tell Pat others that can do
this you
should seriously consider book
writing
thanks again for the courage
and he
comes so douchebag but my name
is
douchebag Pat and I found your
podcast
starting with Horowitz
ultimately being
hit in the mouth from dhm
plugged well
there's two of you I try to be
a 27%
day-trader like Adam that's
it's been a
while thanks though it's
interesting he
said that I no longer listen to
Horowitz
so John you officially have a
57 year
old gray-haired missing tooth
groupie
who spins the scale three times
while
looking at his long past pasty
white
privilege congratulations on
having a
group he deduced me the final
straw was
getting kind of skipping off
his math
he's got a bunch of math here
the final
straw was getting called out as
a
douchebag by Kevin known as
cervix
barren wasteland of the hot
southern
Bush and sir Cal of lavender
blossoms
kind of a tightly knit group
yeah you
got to be careful with those
two I like
a couple of others may have
called me
out I heard me that you wrote a
check
strategy to the fastest looking
squirrel
I could find pointed it toward
El
Cerrito slapped his ass and
sent him
away
I pray he gets their interns
for time
for a show one one one one made
it it
goes on Luzon goes on and I'll
get to
the end jingles okay this is I
should
have read this first yeah you
think I'd
like to request a raven because
strippers need attention too
yep true in
the el Sharpton lines you have
the that
clown is funny what he's
commenting on
al not
oh okay so what does he want
just look
at whatever you think it's
never been
down but could you also request
Sparky
the dimension crossing dog to
bark no
well L Sharpton lions are
playing no
that I don't can't do that now
I need
practice entrench in the
dimension
machine yeah he's stuck in the
machine
that's why yeah barking dog we
could do
that but we don't well we have
well of
course we have a barking dog
low did
patrol barking dog okay all
right
and what else guys used to cross
dimension B when I first started
listening and Sparky reminds me
of our
dog we had put down today at
first heard
your podcast all right let's go
be it oh
yeah we're done we're good
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our ESP I see to the strange
Hillary
Clinton focused I hate that
screwed me
up I'm sorry
you've got karma was supposed
to be
Hillary barking it was like a
whole clip
of dumbness well he insists and
that is
the last thing I hear it is
listen there
you go yes just good Sparky I
insist you
reduce me whatever
that's anonymous 200 bucks
there will be
a last associate executive
producer for
show 1 1 1 1 thank you for not
selling
out and keeping the show
independent
there's no large amount enough
to
quantify the amount of value in
sanity
you provide my family's lives
you guys
have been on fire for a while
keep it up
by the way this is the only
podcast I
listen to at normal speed there
you go
again yeah all the others are
at one
point three to 1.5 X can I have
a jobs
karma as it's time to see if
the job
market is truly as strong as we
are led
to believe alright thanks again
for a
great show no thank you very
much and
here's jobs jobs and jobs let's
vote for
jobs you Scott
Carla well what a celebration
what a
celebration do i alert the
affiliates
the show is going long today
we're gonna
probably roll right into the
first three
acts of the Grammys
I don't know Grammys tonight I
think
it's tonight yeah I never watch
them you
have to watch them cuz it's
your beat
the Illuminati stuff exactly
thank you
very much executive producers
associate
executive producers knights and
dames to
be this is a it's always
beautiful to
see the debt and although it'd
be nice
if it was balanced so we had
neo Qaeda
the same length of donations
segment on
every show I we totally
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the classic Guillory barking
now there
was something we were going to
talk
about that I had a clear title
Abram
said oh yes major ISM hi few
stations I
have two clips I'm back right
now that
mentioned she was she did this
book
recently which slammed the New
York
Times and and a bunch of other
journalists in the whole
situation and
then somebody found some well
okay so
lifted material in the book and
I have
some thoughts on this all right
here's
two clips this is the because
this is a
book slamming the media and
apparently
also slamming some left media
Jill
Abrams former New York Times
editor felt
it was appropriate or Abramson
its
Abrams
no it's Abramson I'm sorry it's
okay
good Abramson I believe so
Abrams Abrams
Abramson Jill the Hummer the
Berkley
Hummer she went on Fox with
Martha
McCallum mistake mistake and
you're
gonna be asked to respond to
the show I
certainly didn't plagiarize and
I Bach
and you know there are 70 pages
of
footnotes showing you know
where I got
the information do you think
that it's
possible that some of these are
just not
there incorrectly footnoted
perhaps this
one Lizzie would have come the
bad boy
brand the New Yorker talks
about sure
insky told Wired that he doesn't
remember reading the article
and that
his investment was a few hundred
thousand dollars and then the
next
paragraph from your book is
essentially
essentially the same do you
think this
is a footnote issue no I don't
think
it's an issue at all so you're
standing
by or your work a hundred
percent and
you know I asked you because
this is
he's been going on I guess for
the past
twenty well many people from
the advice
have been making issue with the
book it
seems you know and why is that
I think
they don't like the portrayal
advice
although I think it's a very
balanced
portrait and I have a lot of
praise for
some of their journalists and
some of
their stories I
they're fresh approached yes so
you're
on the record as saying that
there's
absolutely nothing in here that
I
haven't and you have I have
another
clipper on NPR do you want to
make your
comments first no no I want to
hear more
of her good talking okay see and
devotion start that one over
okay when
she's the humming part she only
really
does the vocal fry' when she's
really
relaxed when she's not when
she's
animated it doesn't drag out as
long I
think this is NPR so you get to
talk
abou slow accuracy and devotion
to the
truth are so important to me
and I take
all of these allegations of
inaccuracy
and plagiarism very seriously
when I
found the allegations have
merit I've
moved very quickly to correct
everything
from so noted that the passages
being
questioned are about vice news
and
conceded that they do raise
questions
I've looked at them and in
several of
these cases the language is too
close
for comfort and should have been
specifically cited in the
footnotes
correctly I'll explain to you
why they
weren't or put in quotations in
the book
and what is the problem here is
that
though I did cite these
publications and
tried to credit everybody
perfectly you
know I I fell short and in the
cases
that Michael Moynihan cited
there isn't
the correct like page number
for the
credited citation and I'm going
to fix
those pronto what I like about
this
is that no one in the audience
gives a
rat's ass about the story about
the shit
you're saying the footnotes
no one cares this is so inside
baseball
and they can't get enough of
themselves
we're gonna get hit and it's
it's it's
horrible for the audience I'm
sad we
even played it really I've
never said
that listener well she didn't
if she'd
done better could've done
better yes
well let's say I just want to
talk about
a few things these accusations
are
flying and I can do a little
insight
this is for a journal for a Lib
Jo to be
accused of any kind of greater
ism is a
huge issue it sticks with you
for a long
so here's what I think really
happened I
wonder if she wrote the book of
course
before what am I even thinking
yes
uh-huh
I say that because I had an
agent a very
famous agent in New York this
is 20
years ago lefty and yeah and he
puts
some book out some
philosophical book
and he got busted for
plagiarism it
turns out he didn't even write
the book
he had Joey's a writer but a
lot of
writers don't necessarily write
something when they don't have
time or
they how do I get that on there
how can
we do a podcast where someone
else does
the actual podcast you got to
find two
good mimics okay didn't get
Caliendo on
here none of us anyway so and
then he
just had to pull the book off
the market
he was pissed because of this
guy he was
just really just sloppy now the
stuff
that they were showing McCallum
was
showing was definitely
plagiarism
there's no doubt about it was
just
lifted and the research he has
all these
footnotes is because this is
what you do
when you job you're something
out you
want me to make sure now I want
you this
document it because I don't
want to get
busted for something I did and
so
they've that's where the book
is over
footnoted because you don't
normally
write that way
I mean you write some footnotes
you
don't write you're not Arnold
Toynbee
you don't really have to do a
lot of
footnotes in some sort of an
expressive
book about how you hate the
media or the
journalism is sake and so I
think that's
what happens now the other
thing that's
not discussed because again I
don't know
why but these moments of one or
two
paragraph plagiarisms are
generally just
paid off it's a pay off deal
that's
someone calls you up and says
hey yo you
plagiarized my shit give me
some money
you do it through the agents
really I
didn't realize this oh oh
that's that's
that is that's a accusation of
plagiarism huh if the if the
agent or
the book colors just look at it
and they
say yeah yeah yeah how much
money do you
want and it's usually between
let me
guess they're usually around
100 200
bucks gonna say no more than
five 500 no
it's very rarely that much it's
just a
little bit I had this problem
with one
of my telecom books in a
definition in
the glossary there was some
definition
that was put in there and it
was too
close to somebody else's
write-up and
people another thing people
don't
realize is dictionaries are
copyrighted
John I'm learning a lot today I
did not
know that you were - pulling
this hold
no I'm pooh-poohing no I'm that
this is
interesting
hello we're the best podcast in
the
universe what part of best did
you not
get now dictionaries are
copyrighted and
people don't realize that so
when you
define that's why you want to
get those
new words in as fast as you can
because
you get to write the first
definition
everybody else and all the other
dictionaries guy that's son of
a bitch I
have to and so you have to read
you know
you have to read well it's an
actual
definition of a word if if we
were to
create the the No Agenda
dictionary well
it would be very different we
couldn't
take the gist description say
this is
what that means you have to
write it a
little differently
Wow yeah all dictionaries
that's why you
look at ten different
definitions from
ten dictionaries and they'll
all be a
little different except for
maybe some
some reference to the past that
bit you
because if it was public domain
for
example an old definition from
1600 he's
just blowing my mind hold on a
second so
dictionaries are really they're
really
hmm they're not defining that
they're
not proof
they're just documentary
evidence of
language dictionary is not
really an
authority this particular the
dictionary
the better chance you have of
getting a
very focused definition that
Oxford
English Dictionary would be a
good
example but if the but if the
definition
has fallen into fair
I'm sorry into public domain
because
it's like a hundred years old
so you can
take a hundred year old Oxford
English
Dictionary go by one there
around and
then you can just steal all the
definitions from that you're
good to go
right that's all public domain
got it
got it but if you got a new
word coming
up like bonehead or you want to
be the
first five G I'm gonna jump on
that
right away and write your own
definition
and what these dictionary
companies do
they have they have a slew they
have a
lot of research that goes on
and they
have all the other dictionaries
and they
check it's a bit of ask your
question
could we then for instance I
saw the
jamoke and jabroni all these
have starts
showing up in more popular
dictionaries
that we reference on the show
could we
do a no agenda no agenda
dictionary just
has words and definitions in
there that
we've used on the show publish
it as a
Jim Latour what are giblet so
that we
can then sue the dictionaries
when they
steal our stuff it's not a
matter of
suit that's the Podesta my next
point
which is yeah if you stood took
a whole
dictionary and publish it sure
that
would be a problem Oh what to
go back to
my anecdote definition in my
glossary
that was from something else
and it
seemed to be pretty close and
so that
you I think I had to pay like
75 bucks
as far as it goes well that's
not too
bad no and so you give them the
75 bucks
which is the license you were
basically
now 75 bucks is for a long time
yeah a
lifetime license to use that in
that
book let's do it again
no but in that book it would be
75 so
you painted and that's what the
situation with Jill's little
plagiaristic paragraph god oh
that's
okay so that's something very
different
oh my goodness so that would
have been I
looked at that graph and the
one she
wrote and she seems to me that
that was
probably a hundred bucks maybe
maybe 150
I get them to say you know just
just I
mean the embarrassment is still
there
and the whole book may be
riddled with
this stuff which is what
happened with
my agent's book he had to pull
it off
the market huh because it was
riddled
cuz the guy who wrote that guy
who
actually wrote the book was just
stealing everything and he
didn't know
it and I think by the way with
today's
youngsters who aren't taught
anything
they don't know anything they I
think
probably don't see it as wrong
you're
always taking a risk when
you're hiring
these kids they don't yeah they
did they
don't understand the true
concept of
copyright and plagiarism
probably it's
nits you know the Internet is
based on
copying in just that's what it
is a copy
machine yeah everything you do
yeah it's
a copyright violation swamp
that the
Internet is literally based on
copying
data from one point to the
other yep
it's not like you you brought
down that
web page and now the server is
empty
[Music]
things need clarification cuz
thank you
that's very good I I think
she's being I
mean they like to hound or I
think
that's funny it's just there's
humor in
it and well locks go after but
I think
it's unjustified just put it
that way
gonna be honest about it well
thank you
for clarifying that you will
not hear
that analysis anywhere everyone
was just
guffawing and sniffling like me
now we
know exactly what it really is
that they
just hate her they hate that
she did
anything that even slightly
negative
they just jump on her but it's
really
mirin oka yeah it's not a big
deal all
right got it got it all right
so that
clears that up you know
Grammy's tonight at the Grammys
and so
there's been some pre-grammy
controversy
as we always like to do we
always have
to have some controversy going
on this
is a something kind of slipped
by the
radar but it wasn't until I did
a
typical No Agenda look up to
figure out
you know just if it was worth
bringing
to the show this is about the
arrest of
21 Savage have you read
anything about
21 no I didn't look into it and
I didn't
pay much attention so joy Reid
thought
it was very important because
this is
horrible this is a he's an
immigrant
he's he's an illegal immigrant
and he's
been arrested it's just
horrible and his
right and bring the lawyer on
white guy
lawyer and I cut down like a
eight-minute segments to a
minute and a
half just to give you a
background on
this I could you know I don't
think
anyone knows what we're talking
about
well the clip is the background
okay
twenty-one Savage is an artist
he's a
performer from Atlanta he was
arrested
by ice because he's here
illegally
just days after delivering that
stinging
critique of Trump's immigration
oh I'm
sorry
I needed to needed to connect
it to
something I guess you went on
The
Tonight Show or I don't know
which which
late night show we went on and
bitched
and moaned about the
immigration system
while being an illegal
immigrant in just
days after delivering that
stinging
critique of Trump's immigration
policies
not to mention the Flint water
crisis on
The Tonight Show
grammy-nominated rapper
21 savage was arrested by
immigration
customs enforcement authorities
on Super
Bowl Sunday in Atlanta
according to ice the rapper
whose real
name is Shia bin Abraham Joseph
is a UK
citizen who overstayed his visa
and has
in law and has a felony drug
conviction
but his lawyers dispute that
they say
his family overstayed their
work visas
and he was left without legal
status
like nearly 2 million other
migrants who
came to the US as children
joseph has
lived in Atlanta since entering
the u.s.
at the age of 7
but now faces possible
deportation
joining me now is his attorney
Charles
Koch now before we get into
Charles the
attorney I just wanted to
mention I I'm
familiar with this exact
situation as a
friend of mine her husband who
was here
illegally I knew about I
actually helped
her get legal he had to wait
another
year before he could claim his
whatever
status it was forget exactly
what it is
but he got pulled over because
of a
temporary license plate and
they the
procedure is as follows I know
the
procedure because it just
happened a
couple months ago they arrest
you in
this case they take you down to
San
Antonio you sit there for a
week you
wait until you get an
immigration lawyer
then you have to post an
immigration
bond which is anywhere between
seven and
ten thousand dollars and they
will hold
on to that for the next two
years you
have to keep out of trouble and
you know
don't get arrested no duis no
jaywalking
and then you will get a
resident status
and so it's actually I was
quite amazed
the system kind of worked is
that you
know the judge listened to his
case he's
been here 20 20 plus years and
it's okay
you got family here you got
kids born
here I'm not gonna send you
back but you
get two years probation and you
got to
pay this bond so everyone goes
through
that I have to say I was again
I was I
was pleasantly surprised that Oh
apparently there are some
people in the
immigration system will have
compassion
and think about you know what
do we do
with this guy so this is the
same
situation overstayed visa been
here for
a long time well thank you very
much for
being here we know now that
jay-z has
hired his added to your legal
team a
gentleman named Alex Pierrot is
now part
of the defense team with you
guys and he
has said that the goal is now
to get him
out of detention what's the
status of
that effort well that's why
we've been
barely relatively quiet this
week we've
released a couple of statements
just to
clarify some of the facts that
have been
misreported in the press
because of ice
statements to the press when he
was
detained
but this week we've been
working behind
the scenes with ice providing
them with
information about the fact that
he has
no conviction providing them
with
information that he has
remarkable ties
to the community he works with
the
police he works with local
prosecutors
to get rid of gun violence to
get get
encourage kids not to get into
gangs
we've got letters from
congressmen that
have come forward and we
thought we had
an opportunity to get him out
just on
ice letting him go and so we
will now go
to immigration court
immigration court
isn't not like real courts we
have to go
through a process to get in
front of an
immigration judge and ask that
immigration judge for a bond in
this
case unlike real courts in
which you
hear 30 to 24 to 48 hours later
it will
take a week or so to get in
front of
those judges to get him a bond
so they
just go on and on oh it's so
horrible
he's in jail all this after the
guy went
on TV Beach the body the grace
okay to
six but here but here's the
thing who
are we really talking about
Trump now
let me just this this guy he's
worked
with the local community and
everything
he's a good guy is a good kid
he's got
his white lawyers and
everything let me
just read some of 21 savages
lyrics I
buy a new car for the bitch I
tear down
the mall with the bitch you
can't even
talk to the bitch you fucking
with
bosses and shit I'd be Gucci
down you
wearing Lacoste and shit yeah
Montclair
yeah fur came off a bear got
him tennis
chains on there real blingy
Draco make
you do the chicken head like
Chingy
walking Neiman Marcus I spend a
life
fitty 7,500 Center on jacket
yeah I mean
it just goes it's just it's all
like
fucking bitches Gucci's oh here
we go
yeah dog yeah no dog yet for
real
straight up out to six now got
a house
in the Hills dog want to see a
body
nigga and get you killed dog
wanted
tweeted about me nigga get to
kill Doug
kill Doug this is what we're
arguing
about this upstanding citizen
get out of
town joi read and you look at
any of his
lyrics that's what it is it's
what it is
and here we are bruising boom
they want
this poor sap who didn't got
suckered
into construction two decades
ago when
it was all cool to come across
the
border he's the same treatment
she's a
little worked up about these
buddies
that was good figure heads of
the
community we saw more rap
lyrics we'll
be talking about these guys
already then
it's pretty pretty hateful what
his
lyrics yeah well there's a lot
of hate
about America I'm gonna lead
you into
your clips because I saw you
god I'm
very curious the AOC wasn't
she's done a
number of interviews and I know
you have
a couple so I'm curious I have
the one
clip that I have the whole clip
I at
least have most of it but I was
noticing
especially that starts right
away with
clip one where she makes this
stupid
commentary and I will tell you
this is
what I liked about this stuff
this is
like I don't know who's whose
clip this
is originally but it's not the
best but
she went out and talked about
the green
new deal with a bunch of white
old white
men Stooges behind her not
nodding their
heads and and she's going on
and on with
her bull crap she's full of it
and the
thing is is that this good
stuff which
is in this first clip democracy
now CBS
and all these guys from from
from the
most lefty democracy now to
everybody in
between
maybe Fox didn't play tit I'm
sure Fox
did play it I'd be surprised
they didn't
they all assiduously avoided
this little
thing that's right in this
particular
clip you'll hear it in there
and you go
what is she talking about so
incredibly
excited that we are going to
transition
this country into the future
and we are
not going to be dragged behind
by our
I'm so excited by that I think
that
today is not just a big day for
us as a
delegation us as a party us as a
movement but this is a big day
for
activists all over the country
and for
frontline communities all over
the
country as a day is a big day
for people
who have been left behind today
is a big
day for workers in Appalachia
today is a
big day for children that have
been
breathing dirty air in the
South Bronx
today is a really good day for
families
who have been enduring the in
Justices
of drinking dirty water or who
have seen
their living rooms being
flooded in with
the waves of in with the waves
of right
wait I want one of those
families on the
show hold on I said the sea
levels what
let it your front rooms are
flooded with
the rising sea levels these
poor people
before you continue just so we
understand what happened with
this the
launch of this green New Deal
was a
little confusing first of all
we read
the original green new deal
before she
was even before she was sworn
into
office it's been on her website
but now
we have a new green new deal
yes and the
new green new deal is an actual
now it's
it's not it's not law it's not
a bill
it's a resolution and the
resolution
itself this is like if we watch
c-span
all time resolution I resolve
to call
the post office and yeah
Berkeley
California United Nations crap
it's like
we result
it starts with agreements like
we agree
that climate change is real we
agree
that we have to still keep co2
we have
to keep temperatures at 1.5
degrees in
the next 10 years
therefore we resolve that we
will do our
best to write laws and stuff to
make
that happen
so it's a resolution which is
there's no
law nothing's and I haven't
heard anyone
say that properly really but
the thing
that happened is they release
an FAQ or
frequently answer to ask
questions and
it immediately got doctored
redistributed putting put in
farting
cows there's all you know the
stuff
about me you internet we need
to have
people who would need to be
able to pay
for people who are unable to
work or
unwilling to work whether it was
original or doctored or not and
that
everyone included talking
tucker car so
there's like bronze is what
it's just
look at the actual document the
resolution is a bunch of hippie
hippie
dippie shit that doesn't make
any
difference
it's just positioning something
and it
doesn't say anything about the
farting
cows or paying people who are
unwilling
to work none of that is in
there so
you've all been had or the piss
recycling none of none of that
is in
their favorite but the internet
just and
the machine it's exactly what
had the
machine went nuts over it but
it was all
about the ethic and you could
see you
can see like these different
copies
floating around though is that
this
little moment of her kind of
stammering
and talking about people's
front rooms
being flooded by rising makes
makes it
better it makes it better but
it's like
why wasn't anybody talking
about this
well I I I have an answer to
this well
yeah why don't why don't you
why don't
you play what is the next clip
and it
was the rest of her little
spiel to
almost the rest of it and it
was just
got more weird junk and then I
have the
third clip is marki coming out
with a
crate you can maybe talk after
she does
cuz marquee comes on next and
he says
the stupidest thing I've ever
heard ever
at least for the last couple
weeks never
in our history no no don't help
please
next
okay which one diet plan the AC
part to
ramble rising seas
and today I think is a really
big day
for our economy the labor
movement the
social justice movement
indigenous
peoples and people all over the
United
States of America by the way
that is in
the resolution it states that
solving
this the issues of the day with
climate
change will result in more
equity and
all that crap so that's less
you say by
the way what you just said is
really
become it comes to the fore
with Markey
and it's like they're making a
suit
there they're on the job
they're on the
deer on the warpath to quote a
Elizabeth
Warren phrase they're on the
warpath to
making a connection between
global
warming and injustice inequity
I think
is the term well they also
ingest the
whole yeah inequity for sure
rising sea
levels and today I think is a
really big
day for our economy the labor
movement
the social justice movement
indigenous
peoples and people all over the
United
States of America the day that
we truly
embark on a comprehensive
agenda of
economic social and racial
justice in
the United States of America
that's
right that's the West's agenda
is all
about because climate change
the change in our environmental
challenges are one of the
biggest
existential threats to our way
of life
not not just as a nation but as
a world
and in order for us to combat
that
threat we must be as ambitious
and
innovative in our solution as
possible
so what we are doing today and
introducing these resolutions
here today
is that it's not a bill it is a
resolution and what this
resolution is
is doing is saying this is our
first
step
our first step is to define the
problem
and define the scope of the
solution and
so we're here to say that small
incremental policy solutions
are not
enough they can be part of a
solution
but they are not the solution
unto
itself there is no justice and
there is
no combating climate change
without
addressing what has happened to
indigenous communities that
means that
there is no fixing our economy
without
addressing the racial wealth
gap that
means that we are not going to
transition to renewable
energies without
also transitioning frontline
communities
and coal communities into
economic
opportunity as well all right
now if you
wanted to you want to give your
little
analysis but I do have one
little clip a
three second clip to play as a
potential
I so what do we do a show when
do where
does the Ed Markey thing come
in that's
after you make your comments no
it's not
okay what's the ice okay okay
well let's
play the ice show first
[Applause]
maybe the show here's Mark II
now Mark
II I think does a Mark II as a
complete
freak and I think he does a
better job
of creating a bullcrap kind of
could you
know connection between one
thing and
another and they keeps doing it
he's
more political than she is and
it's
probably I think he's totally
off the
wall here but play this and
he's the
co-sponsor of the resolution
Mary after
she was done never
in our history the interest of
all
Americans been so United on a
single
issue climate change from the
air we
breathe to the jobs that employ
us to
the neighborhoods we live it to
the
economy we operate with it
climate change defines our
existence
global temperatures are the
highest in
recorded history
wealth inequality is at its
highest
point since the era of the Great
Depression the erosion of our
coastlines
the erosion of the earning
power of
workers the pollution of our
planet the
pollution of our democracy by
big oil
and coke brother financing the
interrelationships of these
ills and in
Justices is undeniable
but the challenge is not
insurmountable
are you ready for my quote
little
analysis or can you imagine by
the way
yes I wanted to hear it but I'm
gonna he
makes a cent you know I don't
know about
you but I can go weeks and
weeks except
for this show maybe but I could
go
months and never get into a
conversation
with anybody that I know or
meet or talk
to it the at the grocery store
any place
else work climate change comes
up in the
conversation no it just doesn't
happen
he makes it sound like that's
all that's
going on oh my god ok ok I'll
analyze
that part first here is what is
happening the climate change
just as as
something by itself
maths called man-made you
wouldn't even
have to use man-made at this
point
except for the fact that there
is a
apparently a man-made solution
to it
this is what we've been told is
it's our
fault but we can solve it by
producing
less co2 that's the basis of the
argument this entire argument
going back
to when it was going to be
global
cooling which was in the 70s
baizen many
of the same people
and now and then global warming
Al Gore
you have to know about the
Chicago
carbon exchange you have to
know about
Maurice Strong's a lot of stuff
behind
it but that that climate change
global
warming crowd we're about
making money
off of it let's start and by
the way
it's not a horrible idea to have
industry more for change or
create a new
industry that has room for
growth
because we're out of growth in
a lot of
our areas you know there's a
where else
can we make money
well we create something new as
this
climate change and we'll have
prices on
carbon and we'll have a whole
money
systems and that's what it was
abused
for now you have this whole
generation
of kids who've been told we're
all gonna
die we're all gonna die we're
all gonna
die we're all gonna die in a
guy and we
have a report come out just
last year
they said if we don't do
something in 12
years they'll be too late we're
all
gonna die so people like aoc
not her the
people behind her the Justice
Democrats
the Fermi the former Bernie
bros they
have taken this and they're
abusing this
climate change to say oh no we
fix this
and we know how to fix it
because it's
something that men can fix man
can fix
this then we will fix all the
injustice
and inequity that you have all
you
horrible sad people who vote
for me
because if you have some kind of
inequity in your life if you're
a victim
of something and we solve
climate change
it's going to solve it for you
neither
of these parties relay oh she
doesn't
really believe we're going to
die
it really doesn't believe that
but this
is presented a big problem you
heard you
heard Markey say it's the
warmest ever
no bullshit we just heard that
2018 was
the fourth warmest year on
record now is
this celebrated worldwide by
saying holy
crap it went down it's working
it's
working we're going to live no
no it's
just a blip anomaly if it's
still the
warmest popular years no one
wants to
tell you the truth but here is
the big
problem the climate scientists
and the
climate
the community apparently since
97 to 98
to 99.9% agree that this is
happening
and it's done by men and women
and
people and horrible humans they
are
fucked because now we have 2030
is 10
years away and they're still
gonna be
around when we don't die and
people like
aoc who are saying who are
really
bringing it home they're making
it very
visual in a lot of case you
just heard
her talk about the sea sloshing
through
your living room the climate
scientists
are going oh man we're gonna
look pretty
stupid this report from our own
people
came out just last year it says
if we
don't fix it by 2030 it's over
we're
toast we're done for now they
don't
really believe it either this
is why you
identified it first it looks
like
they're starting to walk it
back a
little bit the scientists are
starting
to walk it back they're walking
it back
in little bits little pieces
all over
the place
oh clouds or it's a little
harder to do
modeling well Alec Baldwin had
two of
the top US climate scientists
on his
show and his show I'm gonna
call it a
podcast because it's a podcast
isn't it
it's on the NPR station in New
York mmm
but as far as I'm concerned as
a podcast
and I pulled a couple of
they're all
relatively short clips but just
some of
the insanity and some of the
things you
hear them say I think shows
that they're
kind of a little more
open-ended now and
I think we're gonna see a lot
more
walking back of this just how
horrible
it is so this is a Kate what's
her name
now look it up with play she's
the one
that talks the most how much of
it is
some cyclical geologic history
and even
if the contribution we're
making is just
the one straw that breaks the
camel's
back isn't that enough to get
you to
want to curtail our behavior I
think
that's actually a really good
question
I'm glad you asked it because
people
keep telling climate scientists
like
over the climate's always
changed and
we're like we know we told you
that
first of all her name is Kate
Marvel and
very arrogant to say this right
off the
bat like that but okay we are
essentially the people who
study that we
figured that out what
percentage of the
warming right now are humans
responsible
for over a hundred percent over
over you
need to be quiet when I'm
playing clips
over a hundred percent you'll
say it not
once but twice what percentage
of my
clips your clips then here we
go on what
do you mean your clips but wait
a minute
let's stop right this is my
clip what
are you talking about no I'm
just saying
when my clips are playing you
talk over
them and I can't really do much
about it
stop anyway that's beside the
point
the point is I for one thing
I'd miss
that cuz I listen to the
beginning of
the show too I couldn't stand
her cuz
she's so arrogant and this
other guy's
the Dean of science I didn't
know this
science has a Dean but okay's a
Dean of
science at Columbia
I missed that because that is
borderline
clip of the day stuff to say
and she's a
physicist you have to say over
100
percent I would take my
borderline then
she's saying over 100 percent
and she's
doing it with authority well
she's one
of the top US climate
scientists there
is so now that you bring it up
and I
could catch it now I'm very
appalled we
are essentially the people who
study
that we figured that out what
percentage
of the warming right now are
humans
responsible for over a hundred
percent
humans are responsible for more
than all
of the warming because if it
wasn't for
us the earth would be cooling
very
slightly more than all of the
warming
we're responsible for more than
all of
the warming I mean what is that
what is
what is that because of what
the Sun is
doing the Sun is getting ever so
slightly weaker so yeah if it
wasn't for
us tiny variation and the sun's
output
would be making a coal tar
that's the
fur
I've ever heard it put that way
the Sun
is actually getting a little
bit weaker
she says which I've never heard
anyone
say and if it weren't for us it
would be
getting colder but I think
there's
something some takeaway there
so the Sun
is actually cooling down a bit
and she's
agreeing it Green was the Sun
does have
a cycle well but she's saying
it in
general not just as a part of
the the
solar min I understand now
Baldwin asked a very very cool
question
he doesn't know it but he's
asking about
chemtrails which of course
would never
happen do you feel the people
are always
talking about some radical
solution I
was reading online and they
talk about
dimming the Sun was the article
the
other day they're gonna spray
the clouds
in the atmosphere with a
chemical
yes called chemtrails does that
concern
you that kind of attitude then
there's
some quick fix that can happen
absolutely that concerns me I
mean first
it just begets this kind of
hubris that
humans can control everything
and we're
far from that I mean do you
hear what
he's saying he's saying the
opposite of
what the party line is there's
nothing
more humbling than trying to
solve the
climate problem the work that
Kate does
for example on the climate
modeling it's
an incredibly hard problem and
you know
the the amount of intellectual
horsepower of us to go and just
to pose
the question to understand
I know this is I know this is
this is
the reason I think a lot of
people get
so to this brain scrambled
there first
of all the thesis is that man
is causing
this problem and then the
second thesis
man can't do anything that
would cause
or or not cause the problem fix
the
problem again
they're useless they're just a
bunch of
little dots on the globe so
which is it
yeah exactly you know the the
amount of
intellectual horsepower of that
I like
the amount of intellectual
horsepower
doesn't need to just even think
about
climate models I'm gonna roll
that back
a little bit you got to hear
climate
models there's nothing more
humbling
than trying to solve the
climate problem
the work that Kate does for
example in
the climate modeling it's an
incredibly
hard problem
and you know the the amount of
intellectual horsepower that's
to go and
just to pose the question to
understand
what the attribution story is
how much
of the global warming is due to
human
activities and natural factors
that's a
tremendously complicated
problem the
question didn't she just say
over a
hundred percent was and he just
said
very very difficult you need
such an
intellectual brain to even
think about
these models so Kate tell me
about the
data models describe for me
Kate what
exactly is the work you're
doing now so
I work on climate models which
are
computer simulations of the
climate and
those allow us to no I'm not I
don't
want to spoil it but she's
going to tell
us what incredible work she can
do with
these climate models I mean
what were
you would you what would you
expect when
it comes to some examples of
these
climate modeling that she's
doing hockey
stick no I mean just what kind
of what
kind of things would she be
looking at
oh she would be looking at uh I
don't
have no idea okay ice cores so
I work on
climate models which are
computer
simulations of the climate and
those
allow us to do projections into
the
future but they also let us do
experiments that we couldn't do
in the
real world so you know what if
a volcano
went off in London oh now I
know what
you're spending your time on
what would
that do what if humans didn't
exist what
would the earth look like I
mean what if
the volcano went off in London
important
scientific work so I work with
climate
models I work with an
incredible amount
of data that comes
and because I sit at an office
of NASA I
work with satellite data sets
to try to
see what are the models telling
us
what's actually happening and
are those
the same thing sounds like
she's just
goofing off volcano in London
what is
that about is there Valka is
there any
volcanic activity near London
that we
should be worried about for the
climate
I don't know if there's ever
been a
volcanoes or because there's no
volcanic
mountains there no it's dumb
sounds dumb
pretty soon in this interview
what are
we going to do about it well
there's
obviously only one answer and I
think
that they are from group one
and not
group two group two is the
justice for
all
equity for all group they're
still
working with money money from
the old
group what would be I'll go
with you
first Peter what would be some
of the
things you would do right now
to address
this problem right so if I was
king of
the world the thing that I
would do
right now is support the green
New Deal
which is this investment in
infrastructure and resupplying
repowering the planet it's a
shift
toward renewables it's adopting
wide-scale battery storage it's
basically built adopting wide
scale
battery storage what does that
mean wide
scale battery storage batteries
are just
batteries not all that great in
this
country national climate
resilience as a
way of addressing the climate
problem
because there's in my opinion
there's no
solution
toward this other than an
economic
market-based one we can't drive
the
world into poverty we can't
drive the
world into you know a dramatic
way of
living relative to where we are
now
certainly on a timescale we're
talking
about which is my lifetime this
is not
even my children's full
lifetime this is
at the end of our lifetimes
we're going
to be seeing these impacts what
about
you what would you do if you
were the I
don't want to get it right
gender wise
if you were the King I can be
whatever I
want I could be whatever I want
right
now emitting carbon dioxide is
free
right we don't charge anybody
to do that
and I don't think it should be
free
because there is a cost to it
we're all
paying that
and so I would put a price on
carbon
dioxide I would say you cannot
do this
for free you actually have to
pay the
social cost so I think at this
point I'm
sorry can I ask a question no
please I'm
sure about now and you could
tell me if
I'm wrong that Baldwin and all
his you
know high intellect said hey
since this
is a situation that is
existential
meaning our existence is at
stake we
have to move as fast as
possible what
about turning everything off
having a
five-year tip time period to do
a
turning every fossil fuel plant
and
everything like that often
putting
nuclear energy and everywhere
and going
to an all-electric economy and
that
would end the co2 emissions to
zero
almost within five years well
he didn't
ask it at this point in the
conversation
but I'm happy to skip ahead I am
agnostic on nuclear power I'm
actually
willing to be convinced one way
or the
other because it is true that
in the
course of generating
electricity and
nuclear does not produce carbon
dioxide
emissions I think you're
absolutely
right that you have to take
into account
mining and enriching the
uranium both of
which are energy intensive
processes and
then the fact that once you
turn on a
nuclear reactor you have a ten
thousand
hundred thousand year nuclear
waste
problem and you can figure out
what to
do with that a contamination
decommissioning all those
companies are
gonna turn around they're gonna
sit
there gonna go wow you know we
thought
we had set aside enough money
and we
thought we had government
supervise the
supervised funds where we set
aside
enough money but we really
don't and
then we wonder I'm gonna have a
lot of
Hanford's all around the
country one
thing I do want to point out is
there
hasn't been a nuclear reactor
built in
this country in my lifetime and
that is
not because environmentalists
have been
mean to nuclear that's because
it's not
cost-effective it's not if it
if it made
money people would do this and
so I kind
of think that how I feel about
nuclear
doesn't matter what about you
my viewpoints are not that
different
than yours but actually I'd
like to also
ride this this middle ground
which is
that let's put it on the table
let's put
it on the table and and have
people
decide and what and the decision
inevitably comes to don't build
it near
me and then it comes to where
we can put
the storage I actually got a
master's
degree in nuclear waste
management and
and you know one of the results
of my
study was that we had no place
to bury
these you know what the idea
was to try
to to do pursue underseas
leaving it in
the tanks in the water on the
site
exactly and so it's a mess
that's not
cleaned up and you're the
failed Yucca
Mountain storage facility is a
right
exactly so here we gave our
absolute
best effort our top scientists
trying to
figure out where to put this
stuff and
they couldn't agree but if you
asked me
do you want a nuclear plant
built next
door to you or a coal plant I'd
choose
the nuclear plant every day
because if
if you are interested in
harming people
killing people the best way to
do that
is to build a coal plant so I
found this
very enlightening I was saving
it for
the last because you never hear
them say
this they're poorly informed
clearly
they do not know that modern
reactors
actually reuse their own waste
so
they're all misinformed on that
but I
think it's also part of you
know we
should not like it I mean we
can't
really be telling everyone
we're all
gonna die cuz we're really not
in fact I
think this this I'll just make
this the
last clip this kind of proves
that they
know they're full of shit I
mean like
the Earth's are rock right it's
really
Oh hold on whoa did you hear
what the
physicists said the Earth's
Rock right I
mean like the Earth's are rock
right
it's it's a really special rock
but the
earth doesn't care about
climate change
it's still going to be here and
I
actually I'm not sure that
climate
change is an immediate threat
to human
exist
but I know that it is an
immediate
threat to human happiness
human civilization and so a lot
of times
an immediate threat to the way
we live
now for sure
a lot of humans gonna be
extinct are we
doomed and I kind of feel like
I mean
we're probably not doomed but
like I
have higher standards you know
what I
mean like if that's the best
thing you
can say after a day you're like
I I
didn't go extinct today then it
wasn't a
good day row row row your boat
backwards
up the stream we're not gonna
die this
is the top flying site you it's
less
happiness oh okay this to me is
the
Evergreen clip forever we're
not gonna
die from this no no no I don't
want to
look that stupid in 12 years
when I'm
still around and we're not dead
no we'll
just be less happy that's kind
of what
happened with all the guys who
were all
in with y2k it was really
within just a
few years that they had to eat
their
words mm-hmm and I have a
friend who is
one of them all in and it
wasn't like
they weren't sincere that's the
thing
with the climate change people
- I
disagree that anyone that
Cortez is
insincere for example they were
all
sincere about y2k I mean love
if they
were making a lot of money same
thing
you'd make a lot of money you'd
kind of
convince yourself that what
you're doing
is you can be sincere but you
know all
the cash you're making but if
you like a
year after the whole thing was
over
you'd run into one of these
guys and
write them a little bit about
this holy
mackerel they get angry really
well this
is the model so here's the
model because
I know there's plenty of people
who say
yeah because we spent all the
money we
did all the work we saved the
world from
total disaster and y2k I'm sure
that's
the story with most of these
people
well I think you hit the nail
on the
head with the idea that this
year is not
the warmest no before your
fourth
warmest forcas you can now
start this
this is your excuse to start
backing it
off all the things we've done
all the
good work we did all the
cutbacks we
made all the Obama laws all
this stuff
has apparently made a
difference yeah
but that doesn't solve the
problem for
the carbon pricing people it
doesn't
solve a o'seas problem she
wants all
kinds of stuff and you know
money to
spend on things okay okay I got
an
alternative it's the same thing
only
this time it's way in the
future when it
would argument go like this now
the
thing is Adam we've noticed
that back in
2018 this was already reversing
we just
didn't realize it at the time
sounds legit do you remember
Georgetown
Texas just north of ATX
Georgetown who
bogut of Lee claimed that they
were an
all green city Oh green right
now green
and OJ and we deconstructed
that dessert
to mean that they were
connected to
other green providers on their
grid how
did that work out for them
let's check
in a year later meanwhile a
small town
in Texas winning high praise
from Al
Gore and a green movement when
it made
all of its electricity 100%
renewable
back in 2012 so I assume that
the reason
you did this is that the two
are you're
just rabid environmentalist
well not
exactly a conservative
Republican but
you know our duty to our
ratepayers to
provide
with the lowest possible
utility cost
then money talks
well you're absolutely right
money talks
to the tune of nearly 30
million dollars
a year which is what the city of
Georgetown lost when they
realized they
could not rely on wind for
powered
detective or is vice-president
of the
but then they go into some
douche bag
from a think-tank
but they wound up paying about
$1,000
per family more actually over
three over
three year period so I guess it
wasn't
just last year was three years
ago yeah
so cost them more didn't work
out they
lied and they lost and it's the
whole
thing is rather complicated
with this
backdrop Reena we're at the
famous Pikes
Place Market and all of this
snow here
is a very unusual site to put
it in
perspective
Seattle usually gets about six
point
eight inches of snow a year
they got
slightly more than that in just
one day
I mean at a certain point yeah
well
weather's not climate it's been
freezing
at night here in Texas it was
cold here
last night Mimi's up north at
the Surry
to have two feet of snow it
can't get
anywhere and she says you
wouldn't go on
the road anyway because nobody
knows how
to drive in the snow and they're
crashing into each other I see
okay do
we need some producers to go
and bring
her supplies now she's smart
enough to
get yeah house full of supplies
we're hoarders archive is
ablaze two
freezers archivist is my
preferred term
but there's another thing
that's cool is
that when it's cold like that
you can
put all the milk and a lot of
this stuff
and refrigerate right outside
and just
put it right there in the
snowbank my
question is who is controlling
HAARP I
mean someone's making the
weather this
way I just want to know who has
their
finger on the button
well there was storm in here
last night
like I haven't seen for a long
time it
was just battering the place
and then it
raining it was he only got very
cold so
anyway so I think basically all
eyes on
on scientists walking stuff
back a
little bit oh and I did have
one just a
funny kind of thing because the
the
parents in the Netherlands are
starting
to catch on they're getting
really
pissed off
they're figuring out now that
their kids
you know Brussels is kind of
spilled
over to the Netherlands now the
Dutch
kids also want to protest
climate change
all bundled up in their wool
hats and
their scarves and their gloves
and this
truancy is being promoted by
the schools
and parents are saying oh ho ho
hold on
a second why this you know what
just
tell me what's going on
and what's coming to light is
this group
youth in action which is
promoting this
is going to the schools giving
the
schools materials this is a
100% fully
subsidized outfit subsidized by
the
European Parliament the
European Union
that is youth in action and
they are
part of wait for it the European
solidarity core remember we
talked about
them yeah three hundred forty
nine
people because it wasn't talked
about
recently yeah the last show
three
hundred and forty million euros
in the
budget for the European
solidarity corps
I will read a little bit the
European
solidary core is a professional
mobility
scheme for young people aged 18
to 30
who are citizens and residents
of the
European Union funded by the EU
but
wrong among others by poorly
employ the
French public employment
service and its
European partners for the
Occupational
strand it covers the entire
territory of
the European Union therefore it
offers
you the opportunity to go and
work in
another member state and get
involved in
paid placements that are useful
to
people and the community this
is like a
protest group that they ship
around the
whole yen and its really I mean
you read
through this it's in the show
notes of
course it's easy useful and
effective
all you have to do is register
at the
European Commission portal
dedicated to
European solidarity court from
there
you'll get your armband your
hat and
your secret badge doesn't
really say
that so these are the people
pushing it
it is the European Union who is
pushing
this and and what do you think
they have
it what is the point
money taxes taxes to get people
to buy
into the - bullcrap get them to
buy into
climate change more damn just
that's
what it is get all the kids all
the kids
are out there oh well the kids
are out
so if the kids are doing it
Paul we it must be real let's
you know
let's cut up them whatever
what do whatever the government
tells
you to do control control
brainwashing
berries child abuse how about
that child
to be shines with you this
child abuse
all right you got anything I I
got more
but you know I think we maybe
we should
take a break thanks thank a few
people
okay hold on a second we should
do that
officially in the way that it
sounds the
best show my food by donation
to no
agenda imagine all the people
who could
do is awesome oh yeah
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the Veenstra in Chatham
Illinois 120 121
and now the following people
I'm gonna
read him name and location if I
have a
location these are the people
who came
in with the square this is the
competition between the square
of eleven
times eleven eleven times
eleven the
square of 11 which is 121
versus the 111
dollar and ten cent donation
ready yeah
I stopped it Coon about because
he's
being a knight and I got to
read his
note
Paul title or tittle 121 Scott
Finland
Eric gruenewald yeah here's
where we got
to stop for a second he's from
South
Africa I believe first of all
thanks for
the 800 plus podcast had the
pleasure of
listening to for the past ten
years is a
great way to make the hours in
the day
more enjoyable at work in
communicating
commuting and staying sane
commercial-free with this
donation I am
finally a knight and a bit over
don't
know exactly how much overs
I've been
donating via various PayPal
accounts yes
I would like to be knighted sir
Eric the
knife thrown night night on
being the
custom motorbike seat cover
company that
generates the funds for my
donations
neither Oh hashtag knife thrown
on
Instagram for the roundtable
please head
guru Coleman Vorst and karna MA
karna
milkman soccer which is some
Dutch ass
stuff kind regards from
irie-kun without
another Dutch member of the
roundtable
living in milk bottle near Cape
Town
South Africa
previously I sir Fontaine thank
you for
your courage and thank you Eric
and I
will put that on the list for
you and we
go we've got Guru Coleman
divorced
incarnate milkman shotgun with
Christopher Hinkle sir Gator of
the
North Texas swamps and North
Texas Stan
Salisbury senior Stan of
Kingswood in
Gainesville Florida
Edward Tosh in Omaha Nebraska
Sir
Patrick Coble our night down in
in
Murphysboro area Sir Robert
Bruckner
Baron of the desert sprawl
Donald Walter
named Rebecca Foster sir
dirtbag Dave
Dennis Brown Robert Franklin
hold on Dennis Brown that this
is
actually Shila she says this
donation
serves as an early Valentine's
gift from
a husband he's amazing partner
best
friend and father to our two
girls I
love you Dennis he's well past
the night
but don't tell me what his
night name
would be no you let us know and
we'll
fix that he also finished with
finished
his studies at the end of the
year we're
trying to get for baby number
three
fingers crossed for a boy okay
thank you
very much Shila Robert Franklin
Allah
Hamad in Dubai
Matthew Janiszewski sir Matthew
Jenna
Soucy out of Chicago sir
midnight of the
rivers Michelle Dorsey John
Knowles the
Baron of Murphysboro these are
barren
there Sean McColl and that's
that's a
group of 1 1 21
yes very nice now we got a few
in
between here before I get to 111
starting with Sean McColl in
Bloomington
Minnesota you need some
baby-making
Karma put that at the end
sir and now we have 11111 which
is a
different group that was never
really
suggested but there it is
111 11.11 Oleg RAC a teeny John
Hall
Robert REITs writes one second
about sir
oleg he becomes a baron today
he would
like to be Baron of Tajikistan
which i
think is available yeah okay
jika Stein
are you in Tajikistan this is
it there
God seems possible thank you
very much
sir Oleg we got you on the
title change
list yeah sherrod in Amsterdam
Naomi
Creole in Las Vegas lost lost
wages
Nevada and then we have
somebody were
streaming long note here yeah
Tom yard
he's from til birth in the
Netherlands
and seized from Venlo what else
is 1111
of course a very important
number in the
Netherlands it's the second at
all 1111
is when carnival starts it's
it's a very
sacred number in the lowlands
I'd
forgotten about that
Chris Daly and Bert beeves and
these are
all eleven 11.11 and he birdies
in white
bear now we have now we have
the one
that was called for which is the
competitor with 121 which is
111 dollars
in 10 cents which is one 11.1
sir a
total lung heat that too long
yeah how
does something I can't
pronounce it
quite too toriel toriel Joe
yeah you
know he's the baronet of Sonoma
and Glen
Ellyn Scott Penton Scott Moore
Matt
sieminski Jennifer rank snitch
in ski I
think it is the chin Skiba
Jimmy is
probably Smith yeah I think so
he's
gonna birthday Jennifer Frank
we got a
lot of birthdays today Jennifer
ranked
Stefan Kunkel Ryan Brady's
Phillips
Sanders Sir Tristan banning and
Toronto
Sir Christopher Knight of the
blockchain
he's back Sir John
Fitzpatrick Sir David Bailey
Ryan this
is goals in loiter let me see
Rosen
liked her and he becomes a
knight today
so congratulations see you at
the
roundtable in a moment and he's
in
Bellingham but these are
actually Bailey
and Ryan are both a hundred so
we the
one 11.10 and beaten by the 120
ones
oh yeah mutt Ned more for sure
yeah by a
lot so there you have it for
some
competition that doesn't exist
Marlowe
99 66 this is a new number for
me this
is a tits and ass donation I
see that I
might look at the number now I
see it
too yeah got it
alright thanks router yawn
Matt's very
good vow to your month 88-90
randolph
title in Arvada Colorado 73 73
Michael
asked Falk in Berlin
Deutschland he will
become 82 he will become Sir
Michael
Knight on the recumbent as in
1111 euro
Knights congratulations
see you in a moment Brian
Pierson 6 6 6
6 michael ballard 600 6 small
tits
Dallastown pennsylvania the
nexus of
small breasts John listen ski
Wellington
Florida 55 sorry violife
membered Rory
54 54 54 44 sir Jonathan of the
double
bladed paddle in maple wood
missouri 54
32 Eric Schmidt 5150 serve
living surf
held as a surviving the media at
Instagram 51:11 Anthony
Rodriguez Tucson
Arizona 51:11 James Davis 50 51
and he's
in Redford Michigan Anonymous
50-33
loves the show
mark Dunford 50:11 in Waco
baronet's or
economic hitman 5001 parts
unknown and
he has a birthday coming up
I'll do
Philip Watson who I believe
comes and
becomes a knight today yes and
close I
complete my knighthood of the
No Agenda
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show since
the mid 100 episodes or so
can't recall
which one has started with your
show has
been informative insightful and
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like the
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reunion tower and we will
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continue to the table so Philip
from
Garland Texas congratulations
he's a $50.00 donor and they're
following people are all $50.00
donors
just name and location drew mo
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Roy Roy tan hava in Pine yaker
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Robert deck na and Fairfax
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michael winger in West Allis
Wisconsin
Tony Smith in Fort Worth Texas
Larry hay
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Joshua
Parker in Austin Texas right
down the
street from you as a matter of
fact by
count Sir Alan bean who had a
little
note I'm going to read I just
put it in
there he says a couple of women
I work
with call me Sir Alan I haven't
told
that I'm above I count
I tried hitting a few of the
men in the
mouth but to no avail
not quite sure what the meaning
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Oh
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committee will now reflect the
following
change sir oleg rock team
becomes the
baron of tajikistan
congratulations
baron we salute you from afar
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from
Vasilis of Annapolis Maryland
one of our
associate executive producers
that we
couldn't find the note for
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want to read a note since these
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read the
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most bad karma I don't know this
triggered one yeah I didn't
either quite
honest just like what I am
triggered I
think that's gonna be our ISO
for the
end of show oh yeah I know your
laugh
was not all that great
no is applause laws no I mean
that's
applause for the long one one
one one
show I get to I get to
determine if you
know that but I'm just saying
maybe
somebody could send it 700
bucks an
editor I call the shots on
these things
all right let's see um I do
have a few
things oh yes this is a this is
the
future of Austin people you
know the
keeper and I are looking at
moving out
looks like we're gonna be
successful
maybe the next two months
moving out of
downtown for sure moving
eastward and I
but I think that too yeah yeah
is uh is
this good to move I thought you
liked
downtown you could go down and
go to the
library and go to all the clubs
a lot of
clubs and restaurants so just a
jump in
the area right or no well it
depends if
you don't mind being assaulted
by
vagrants trying to dodge
scooters coming
up a scooters on the sidewalk
that you
can't hear and or something to
do and
they brush past you and you're
barely
hitting you if you want all
that step
around the dog crap everywhere
yeah
downtown is great no it's a
total
shithole
Thank You mayor Adler here's
your future
outbreak in downtown Los
Angeles has
workers at City Hall on edge
tonight
after at least one employee
came down
with a dangerous disease the
office of
Councilwoman Monica Rodriguez
shared
this video showing a mouse
scurrying
across the floor typhus is
typically
transmitted through fleas
infected by
rodents there have been many
reports of
rats and other critters running
rampant
through City Hall the city
employee was
diagnosed with the bacterial
disease
back in November she believes
she was
infected at
work and refuses to return to
the job
until City Hall East is
thoroughly
fumigated I was so sick I
thought I was
gonna die who thinks of typhus
I think
of typhus is something that I
read about
in history books
symptoms of typhus include
fever chills
and severe rashes extreme cases
can be
deadly
there were 142 confirmed cases
of typhus
in LA County last year
what typhus it's a third world
disease
you know in Holland always has
these
phrases that they use that stem
from
very long ago and they're still
that
like something I grew up that I
think
kids still say today if they're
mad at
someone else you say crack the
Daevas
yay or they would say thief is
young so
it would be get typhoid get
typhus or
you're a typhus kid these are
the
insults that today still stands
but they
are from the Middle Ages and
they just
came all the way through typhus
it's
just it's insane that that's
back 142
cases in Los Angeles I'm just
getting
started
it's just getting ramped up
baby it's
fantastic
typhoid mary goes well well in
hand with
a hepatitis what is what is the
typhoid
mary legacy wasn't that some
typhoid
fever and typhus are two
different
diseases okay all right so
what's ink
pretty sure I don't know
typhoid and
typhus yeah that's maybe two
different
things I don't know I don't
know enough
about it but it doesn't set be
a bright
outbreak of that next what is
the actual
bubonic plague it should not be
coming
soon oh that's always been
around but it
seems so obvious that if you
have this
problem and I don't know that
does not
mean you from time that like
stossel did
a report recently the exhibit
on fox
business news or whatever
yeah there's typhus fevers
different
typhoid yeah the doctor Drew
was in LA
always talking about he said
we're gonna
get the plague it said yeah
it's if you
have a mess if you don't have a
sanitary
situation do you
he's got a bunch of people
living on the
streets like you were dead I
mean even
in Brazil they go and they live
in the
favelas that's nuts
we just need a shantytown right
proposed
turning Daly City in the Bay
Area to a
shanty town that'd be great all
right
you guys think West Austin in
your case
uh at West Austin I'm not we're
not
gonna move to West Austin that
would be
as far away from you as
possible which
is the ritzy part of town I
think is
that right am I wrong yeah West
Austin
is is Tarrytown it sounds like
shanty
town we can just rename it yeah
turn
Terry town into shanty - okay
yeah we'll
see mostly well I have to clip
the up
States's on Venezuela with the
course
the Democracy Now angle and a
couple of
little tidbits in here there
aren't
really being discussed by the
gung-ho
you know CBS and all the rest
of the pro
do it yeah the pro coup
operations this
is aunt thang khuu so you get
this you
get a couple of tidbits here
McClatchy
is reporting Venezuelan
authorities have
uncovered 19 assault weapons 118
ammunition cartridges and 90
military-grade radio antennas
on board a
u.s. own plane that had flown
from Miami
into Valencia Venezuela
third-largest
City the Boeing 767 is owned by
a
company called 21 air based in
Greensboro North Carolina the
plane has
made nearly 40 round-trip
flights
between Miami and spots in
venezuela and
colombia since january 11th the
day
after Venezuelan president
Nicolas
Maduro was sworn in to a second
term
Bolivarian National Guard
General and
espelette C of Ortiz said quote
this
material was destined for
criminal
groups and terrorist actions in
the
country financed by the fascist
extreme
right and the government of the
United
States quote this comes as the
United
States is openly pushing for the
toppling of maduras government
on Thursday the new US special
envoy to
Venezuela Elliott Abrams ruled
out any
negotiations with President
Maduro
Maduro has proven he will
manipulate any
call for negotiations to his
advantage
and he has often used so-called
dialogues as a way to play for
time we
urge all involved to deal
solely with
the legitimate window of
government the
time for dialogue with Maduro
has long
passed Elliott Abrams is a
right-wing
Hawk who was convicted in 1991
for lying
to Congress during the
iran-contra
scandal later pardoned by
President
George HW Bush a guy flies way
low under
the radar here we go yeah I'm
seeing I'm
not seeing the action where you
know
this looks like this could be a
little
more complex and we hope not
quite as
slick as we all expected it to
be a yeah
we'll see there's some want
some they
gotta get the defections if
they don't
get the defections you gotta be
the
native I predicted on Thursday
to be
within the next week yeah we
called for
him he called for a guy yeah a
general
one of the generals but we're
not seeing
anything so we'll see what
happens this
doesn't look good
it's a mess what were you gonna
do if I
want to say one thing before
which end
the show hey Valentine's Day
next
Thursday show will be
Valentine's Day
contribute to the show and the
end and
call out your Valentine yes and
fine
ending to the show I was going
to maybe
I can tie it in by saying
there's no
love lost between France and
Italy and
this this is actually kind of
big news
yeah this I couldn't clip I was
well
there's nothing to clip I just
got the
news I just wanted that
everyone know
that we're on top of it and if
we have
any more boots on the ground
info we'd
appreciate it France has
recalled their
ambassador to Italy which is
gonna have
a war between France and Italy
that be
sung well the last time this
happened
was
19:40 when mo saloon Mussolini
declared
war yeah so why this exactly is
such a
big deal besides the fact that
I don't
know Italy probably owes
everyone knows
100 billion euros well the
French claim
that the Italians are meddling
in their
affairs I what is but we will
know more
by Thursday as it starts
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we're all trying to figure out
who are
you where did you come from
and how the heck did you become
the head
of the Department of Justice
there was back-and-forth
grandstanding
and as I call it pettifogging
congressman I'm not a puppet to
repeat
what you're saying I think it
is very
consistent and your inference
to somehow
that that process was was
corrupted or
corrupt is absolutely wrong in
the
premise of your question
beverage at its
the Attorney General
we're not joking here
supposedly oh I'm
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back to the attrex again the
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opened up and we found out what
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president considering that the
acting
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the
pitchman for a fraudulent
company that
sold toilets and time machines
so he
didn't put his best foot
forward for
Shore I don't know if your time
sooner
story wrong mr. Attorney General
we're not joking here mr.
chairman I see
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if we week we I am making I'm
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I'm confused I really am
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let me level of slack I'm
always seeing
11:11 on the clock 1111 I blast
out the
ghastly contents of philosophic
they
whited Sepulcher and land with
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on a Sunday afternoon
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I can't imagine anything better
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my laugh is something that I
have had
since I was the tiniest child
there was
a time when my brother and
sister would
not go see a movie with me
because it
was too damn embarrassing I
would make
like a great Ed McMahon that
they're on
the sofa and just laughed all
their
jokes it would be very genuine
I've
turned out to be easily amused
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