May 12th, 2019 • 2h 50m
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yeah but to get a dime back is
no agenda
[Music]
where I heard 12 2019 that
maybe it's
just me
I'm just 12 2019 what so it
sounds like
you said where did I say May 12
2025 8
12 2019 I didn't say Sunday
here's a
problem I can't even hear
myself today
what huh yeah I've got so many
uh so
many complaints about the
feedback from
my headphones to the microphone
which is
because I can't wear my hearing
aids
with the headphones that
doesn't work at
all just putting the audio
directly into
the hearing aids delivers a an
ever so
slight delay which is too
annoying
because it has to go through
bluetooth
and all kinds of other crap
that's
interesting
yes it's doable but it's slight
and I
still like the the way like
immediate
and I like the weight of the
cans on my
head you know but I choose
between
keeping it at 11 because I have
an you
know I have a the output of the
of the
mixing system goes into a
separate
headphone amp just to Jack
that's not
enough for my deafness but then
I'd have
to tape the the headphones to
my head
with no masking tape so it
could I think
could leak so I just decided to
turn it
down
so I don't know what I said
honestly
okay
yeah but hopefully there'll be
less
feedback and that will annoy
people less
I never heard it what we're
just gonna
keep this going you never heard
what the
feedback cards it's constant
it's gotten
much worse since I've really
been using
the hearing aids a lot and then
when I
take them out and I put the
headphones
on it's like but I don't know
what it
can't hear sure
yeah but I just a number of
people
noticed that so thank you thank
you
thank you so we'll see how we
do yeah
it's true
well let's see we start off
with it you
know everybody's family out
there yeah
happy Mother's Day all the moms
that's
right we get a poor response to
the
newsletter and the Mother's Day
promotion one of our producers
sent in a
note and said it's obvious why
this
happens because unlike you who
have no
moms and think that everyone
else hates
their mom for some reason
people are
sending their money to their
moms as
gifts instead of to the show I
think
it's possible people are doing
that
although I don't know what
could be
better than a shout out on the
best
podcast in the universe for Mom
ok
flowers are nice too but you
know this
will be around in some form
long after
we're all ours die as I'm
reliably
informed so yes so happy
Mother's Day we
do have some people who want to
thank
their mom so we'll be doing
that in our
donation segments but you know
one of
the the highlights of my
television year
yeah then I always look forward
to
watching is the European Song
Contest
the Eurovision Song Contest I
should say
you you talk about this thing
because
I'm always excited about it
like the
songs I like how all these
countries
compete has nothing to do with
Europe
it's the Eurovision so you know
Israel
won last year so this year
well whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
whoa whoa
whoa whoa whoa it's just not in
Europe
it's the Eurovision we do this
every
year to you
it's eurovision has nothing to
do with
the EU or europe europe oh okay
just
it's just it's like one-hour
cleaners
take two days yes just the
names just a
name just a name exactly you're
a vision
israel won last year you'll
remember was
kind of a funky they they tend
to have
some funky acts and and they
they swept
everything and so now the
contest which
i think is the final is next
week this
weekend we have a semi-finals
all very
exciting but the palestinians
are now
calling for a boycott of course
and
fight over your hummus all the
time and
now we got to fight over songs
in the
eurovision song contest this
this will
not stand that the palestinians
come
calling for a boycott that
that's gonna
close it close it but there's a
lot of
sympathy with with the
palestinian
plight which i discovered there
is no
country named Palestine yeah
yeah yeah
and once you start looking into
it
that was a good documentary I
saw I was
interested in yeah the two-state
solution
you know the two-state solution
was that
was the original idea is set
forth by I
think it was still League of
Nations
that was that was the
resolution this is
me a to stay in place and it
never
played out kind of
so here we go then we have the
artists
calling for you buy them some
uh some I
mean it like PBS for example
some who
believe they're you're in
Europe mm-hmm
but they never play this this
whole
event in the US at all nobody
cares you
know there is one channel that
carries
it it's and and the thing about
the
Eurovision Song Contest
certainly in the
Netherlands but above all in
the United
Kingdom who I don't think
they've won
since brotherhood of man did
kisses for
me wait which this when I was
eight or
nine they'd have unfortunately
passed
away but Sir Terry Wogan who
was a
famous BBC Radio 2 presenter
yeah he
would do the voice-over and he
would
just sit there probably a
little bit
inebriated if not sloshed drunk
and just
make fun of everybody because
the Brits
always knew that never ever get
in the
final they never win and and so
now in
the emails be worth watching
well it was
and now in the US we have what
is the
name of the channel that
Univision no
it's not Univision it's
something you
have to know it's a it's a real
walk I'm
sure it's on the Pluto TV no
it'll be on
it's something with a T but
they get two
gay guys to sit there and
comment on
everything which is perfect you
know
campy can't be gay guys like
what Cooper
and Anderson Cooper and
what's-his-face
Andy Cohen Andy Cohen always
tried to do
on New Year's Eve on CNN only
these guys
pull it off Court TV
I think it's logo that's where
it is
logo logo broadcasted Iceland
has a wah
and will like heavy metal kind
of grunge
crazy ass with all the
frightening video
clip it's not your you know
your your
syrup syrupy yeah all you need
to do is
just put Katy Perry on the
judges podium
and then you'll have it may
they be
she'll carry it yeah but see
now this is
the beauty of the Eurovision
song
contest is there's a each
country has
its own professional judges and
they
vote and they're not allowed to
vote on
their own country but then you
have the
the the text vote and you know
and you
see all the politics coming
into play
you know adjacent countries who
will
vote for each other you know if
they
don't like that country then
you know
everyone hates Russia so they
don't vote
for them except for the
countries that
do love Russia so it's just
it's a
wonderful evening
apparently logo stop doing it
damn it
it's ridiculous I do think it
could be
when you mentioned Terry Wogan
just rent
ragging on it watch that you
and I could
do this actually we could do
make it
Ragan as much as anybody but we
could do
a good job I think it would be
fun to
have you just being like what
is this
[Music]
country all right well see if
anyone is
carrying it next year should be
a big
event maybe look this is our
exit
strategy let me see if we lay
about this
let me see if we can get a feed
that
everyone will be watching a
eagle feed a
legal feed and then and then
we'll just
pop on our stream and and we'll
just
provide commentary you can sit
on the
couch while you do it now we
got to do
it on video it has to be video
we can't
can't we just provide it oh now
I see
what you're saying yeah it has
to be
synched with the video but we
don't have
to be on camera
space science 3000 with the two
of our
shadows in front you know
silhouettes of
our heads and maybe a third
head I think
that's complicating and already
well-thought-out format just do
the
voice-over you don't need to do
anything
else how did whoa good do it he
just
voiceover he was just in the
background
he was never never I don't have
a video
feed yeah this is good a video
feed and
then you and I will just rag on
it
complicate it later wait a
minute wait a
minute
I think this is
I think this is it this weekend
that's
that's the wedding weekend and
well so
either that or we can sit in my
studio
and do it live together
yeah means a little wedding
maybe not
maybe not all right well I've
determined
there is no news in America oh
I got
plenty of really yeah let me
guess
barber let go something like
that yeah
the news you caught I didn't
understand
it where you know you said when
you I'll
try to try it again
barber no no I only have one
actually
from that whole thing okay even
though I
promised clips I got nothing I
got the
one that is kind of interesting
probably
this okay I'm gonna flip it
would play
that then it's a go Mart on the
cou on
the Nadler committee oh he
calls it a
coup yeah nice and now this
committee
Majority is on the wrong side
of a very
important historic time we've
never had
the intelligence community the
FBI
people at the top of the DOJ
abusing
their powers to create a case
against a
president where there was none
where
assets were actually used to
try to set
up members of the Trump
campaign when
there was no case to try to
create a
case we ought to be all over
that we
ought to be demanding answers
from the
FISA judge or judges who were
either a
contempt to have fraud
committed against
their courts or or complicit
maybe it
was Peter Struck's buddy that
he bragged
about in his text that was
going to be
the FISA judge that signed
warrants
where there was no probable
cause of
anything
this was an attempted coup and
history
is bringing that into focus
more and
more clearly yeah this is very
dumb idea
to call this a coup now because
it's not
the definition of a coup
involves the
military even an attempted coup
it the
debt the textbook definition
involves
military I don't think it does
oh okay
do we need to okay let's take a
look I
can of course be wrong because
after all
I'm just a VJ it's a you coach
could be
wrong cuz you're deaf but it
literally
is like that of it okay let's
see book
of knowledge what are we have
here cou
sudden violent an illegal
seizure of
power from government so it
needs to be
sudden violent military
mentioned the
true but it has to have best to
be
violence so there was no cool
look up
soft soft well I think the coup
is still
ongoing if you want to take it
in my
literal sense with the military
Bloomberg did an interview with
the
general Kelly I have no idea
why he
feels he should be talking at
all but
okay and specially the guy used
to be
chief of staff yeah Bloomberg
doing
people do we have running the
mill this
what happens and you don't have
like a
major war and all it kind of
lousy
players move to the top so just
happened
in World War two where you had
all these
boneheads running everything
like that
the head of the Navy and the
second net
nav second the rest of them are
all let
the ship after ship was being
knocked
out on the East Coast by German
u-boats
oh no no there was an accident
it was
just ridiculous to watch these
these
these incompetence run things
until they
finally got thrown out so they
get
somebody so you'd win the damn
thing I
thought Kelly he was revered
within the
armed services and that
couldn't he says
and he was indeed chief of staff
severity shouldn't be out
yakking away
about his like about his
experiences
boss was still in office
well worries seems
irresponsible worse I
think he's propagating a coup
by talking
about what needs to happen with
the
president's family the team we
became as
a White House staff built on
what Reince
Priebus group my predecessor
and a great
guy built on what he was tied
to and for
that 18 months we staffed the
president
very effective was it
complicated to
have the president's family in
the
government at the time they're
there
there were very an influence
that has to
be has to be dealt with this
clip due to
the head right there well and he
actually says he's going to
qualify that
which I thought awaiting are
you're
gonna backpedal on this but now
it has
to be brick has to be dealt
with and
today if you were I don't mean
book I by
no means I need mrs. Trump
first ladies
a wonderful person like kill
them or
anything you know no he meant
kill them
but Melania is okay she can
stay she's
good yeah you need it firstly I
thought
that was just that was pretty
were they
you got to be dealt with I mean
is the
if Trump could trust these guys
like
Rance Priebus who was the
leaker you
need a great guy according to
Kelly
okay look dive should not be
out as I
said there's no news out
although i did i did pick up an
interesting clip from a podcast
this is
oh yeah this is a member
sebastian Gorka
i thought he was gone because i
guess
you got I remember he left the
administration and was like
dangerous
yeah I'd what was it conflict
was that
why he left there was some
conflict it
was his turn and they were rake
them
over the coals for be and yeah
of course
obviously he's a white
supremacist from
support Nazi quadroon obviously
we all
know there's anyone who hangs
out with
Trump's got to be a Nazi
I'm so here's a podcast and he
had I
think it's Victoria tune sing
quite sure
what she does and my favorite
digenova
Joe digenova who you know has
has all
this great stuff taken out kind
of a
turn for the best on this show
he has
and wishes I want to say this
is funny
because at least six months ago
I had a
bunch of DeGeneres stuff and a
lot of
it's yeah I didn't like it and
I didn't
like it at the time I'm sure or
not now
I actually cut most of I didn't
use a
lot of it because he's too
long-winded
but he's really great when it
comes to
coming up with crazy ideas that
are
never gonna come to fruition
about
what's gonna happen well this
is an
interesting one because it
again it's
about Papadopoulos and how they
were
trying to set Papadopoulos up
and as you
and I both know having traveled
internationally there's a
limitation on
how much cash you couldn't take
into the
country or bring into the
country which
ran to ten thousand dollars and
that's
this it's an inlet unless you
declare it
you know that's okay but it's a
huge
pain in the butt to declare it
and why
didn't he more than ten grand
in cash to
travel anyway but they tried to
use this
on Papadopoulos remember this
is kind of
the the dumbest guy who has the
the hot
italian lawyer wife who's stuck
with him
through all of this spice law
business
so i don't know about their
relationship
but they see they seem pretty
good
together and I guess she helped
him out
of a potentially nasty
situation you
have an incredible story
Victoria about
how this man I wish I was
Sebastian
Galka I could just talk like
this yeah
the Charlotte you have yes do
tell me
Sebastian can you ask the
question you
have an incredible story
Victoria about
how this man if you like that
bottom and
he's got a Victoria
he's got it he's got something
going on
he's got some process and you
have an
incredible story Victoria about
how this
man who was targeted by our
intelligence
communities oh they try to
sting right
what happened to George
papadopolis
after he was put on the Trump
campaign
as a foreign policy adviser
unpaid I
mean it's very informal he only
met the
president one time in a meeting
with a
bunch of people he was
vacationing with
us and fiancee in Greece and
this guy
comes and ties starts knocking
at his
door basically to say hey I
really want
to deal with you you're now very
important and so well you just
come this
isn't Camille Paglia is no no
it's a
Victoria tunze Oh
going with milieu just to point
it out
okay this is the milieu of the
lesbian
libertarian oh well let's take
a look at
her Paglia does constantly
besides
having that exact same clipped
speech
she ll ask you know in the
middle of
things
no wonder Victoria and tun
Singh is a
lawyer and partner with her
husband Joe
digenova
husband and wife team here I
didn't know
that let me see where she comes
from
so she glia but well but she
still could
be a lesbian yeah could be
that was your urine that
doesn't lesbian
libertarian mil you mean you
might be in
the middle you but you ought to
be a
lesbian right right right okay
well
let's continue a commentary
starts
knocking at his door basically
to say
hey I really want to deal with
you
you're now very important and
so well
you just come to Israel and
talk to me
about making a deal why can't
you talk
now well no you need to know
sir go to
your spiel the guy takes him to
his
hotel room and there on the bed
is ten
thousand dollars in cash in a
suitcase
ten thousand dollars so I'll
make it
short is very smart and says
leave it
here they left it in Greece
with his
lawyer he flew back to Dulles
and the
second he landed the F
be i surrounded him and started
searching everything that he
had and in
fact they already had his
baggage from
the plane he couldn't believe
this
baggage it was a complete setup
course
he didn't have there was no
tent there
was no $10,000 but they knew
that he
hadn't declared it when he
entered the
night so he had to clean it so
we're
gonna map it they said we got
him now
the thumbscrews all squeal and
one FBI
agent said to him this is what
happens
when you work for Donald Trump
I believe
had to be true that's true yeah
so that
was a smart move by the way I'd
be like
ten grand man cheap ass the
hookers man
don't you how this works is
inflation to
write some dumb report so
that's the
only kind of interesting news
in the any
collusion files that I've found
what I
did find rather fun is I have a
little
flashback do you remember Eric
Holder do
we remember who he is who he
was you
nuts of course we do he's the
fast and
furious guy who's got called up
for
contempt of Congress yes he was
held in
contempt that's correct
Eric Holder was the Attorney
General
held in contempt I think it
took a while
before they actually voted on
holding
him in contempt of Congress
make much
difference because the local
DEA at the
time who has to do if there's
gonna be
any any real legal action he
was a
staunch Obama supporter he
wasn't gonna
go anywhere with it yeah there
was a
couple other things besides the
gun-running which was known as
fast and
furious there was a arresting
journalists spying on
journalists we
have such short memories and
the m5m
even shorter doesn't seem to
recall that
but I do have a couple of sound
bites
little kampala if you will of
the
mainstream back when we are
talking
about contempt of Congress of an
attorney general except this
was the
Obama Attorney General given
what we
know about the Republican Party
and the
way the House of Representatives
conducts itself when run by
Republicans
and with a Democrat in the
White House
it shouldn't real
countess news when a House
committee
finds the Democratic Attorney
General in
contempt of Congress every
single
Republican voted to hold the
Attorney
General in contempt over this
crazy
conspiracy theory tell the
Republicans
to stop this witch hunt now
she's right
why go ahead with a contempt
vote look
there are certain internal
documents
that are not Congress's
business-y it
just looks like more of our
broken
politics and vicious fights now
out in
the open a party in the
Congress that
does just about nothing to
create jobs
or to help people without jobs
decide
the best way to do their job is
to
shower the Obama administration
with
subpoenas see if you are a
person who
watches Fox News all day it is
possible
that you have been marinating
in this
conspiracy theory for long
enough now
that this seems feasible
stop-and-frisk
at the highest level grant the
Attorney
General get in the emptiest
pockets it
looks like stop-and-frisk does
it let me
finish with my personal views
of the
stop and frisk thing and I
don't mean to
use this term too much but it's
almost
like a stop and frisk for a lot
of
people this is Republican versus
Democrat and they say this is
just
theater it amounts to nothing
it is a
distraction it is politics writ
large in
in Washington according to most
people
this is really much more to be
filed in
the category of politics than
law this
is contempt kabuki this is a
classic
case in Washington of where you
stand as
a matter of where you sit when
the
Republicans have the white
house they
love executive privilege
I like contempt kabuki I like
yeah I
like a contempt kabuki - there
was
something else in there liked
it was of
course my point obviously is
people this
is the same shit just different
team
it's wrestling yeah WWE yeah
without the
without the cool suits and the
guy with
the with the guys you got the
Gohmert
Beto could be one of the
Mexican terror
twins way that's not I'm
confusing them
sure I don't know much about
wrestling
yeah it's exactly the same
exactly the
same stuff now it's just the
other
parties yelling the same Fox
News is now
saying what these guys were
saying
although Fox News man
something's he's very odd with
them they
are going well they're going
off Messner
style the going off message
they're
going to lose your audience
doing this
by the way is to present a
concise it's
like to watch it shields and
Brooks yeah
yeah I mean shields and Brooks
they're
supposed to be what you know
supposed to
give us two sides of an
argument no no
they're both in total agreement
and that
new who wants to watch them I
mean I do
have an effect I got a good
example this
is a summary of the latest
shields
Brooks and shields summaries on
PBS
subpoenas for the president's
son
subpoenas for the Attorney
General what
do we make of all this well I
mean I
think it's the House Banking
Committee
across the board and and now
led by a
that I just think duty that in
Iran in
Venezuela I mean just but this
and for
the this isn't the system wasn't
intended for this I mean you
know it's a
complete breakdown of the
checks and
balances system I smells
Dvorak's razor
blade in this this clip that's
the way
it goes no he talks like that
no don't believe it I have a
different
example of Fox News just I
don't know
this is specifically Tucker
Carlson and
I think he may I don't know he's
compromised but not not in the
way you
would think he had Andrew yang
on now
Andrew yang is is we're
focusing on him
because we get complaints that
we don't
that no one focuses on we love
no money
I mean I'm surprised he gets as
much
airtime as he does where a guy
with no
money
well I we love his PowerPoint
idea the
State of the Union on
PowerPoint and
that's that's his slogan for
this year
PowerPoint PowerPoint
he is the man who on Joe Rogan
was
talking about the universal
basic income
being the way to go and now he
has a new
gambit which he rolled out on
Tucker
Carlson I was well I wasn't
surprising
to hear this from a Democratic
primary
can at
it was surprising to hear
Tucker Carlson
all in on these this idea I have
standing in this particular
area having
lived in multiple countries
with this
particular situation and I
thought it
was interesting that Fox again
is moving
away from their their core
message I
don't know if a lot of people
in America
understand what this is really
about or
what it really means but the
way it's
presented is I'm curious at best
yeah Amazon's the most
egregious example
where they're now soaking up
twenty
billion dollars in business and
causing
30% of American malls and
stores to
close and taxpayers are seeing
zero in
return so if you look at what
other
advanced economies have done
they
figured this out they've said
look we
need to have a mechanism in
place so
that Amazon is gonna pay its
fair share
along with Netflix and Delton
these
other companies that are paying
zero in
taxes so what they've done is
they broke
can you guess
can you guess government
regulate Amazon
no it's better well in a way
yeah
actually yes in a way I've
adopted a
value-added tax where then stay
with it
tiny slice of every Amazon sale
every
Google search and on and on and
it's
very very hard for companies
like Amazon
to gain their way out of
actually gonna
roll that back per second
because he
literally says here you know
Delton
these other companies that are
paying
zero in taxes what they've done
is
they've adopted a value-added
tax where
then the American people would
get a
tiny slice of every Amazon sale
every no
this is I'm gonna play the
whole clip
but a value-added tax he's
saying oh the
American people will get a
piece of that
yeah after you pay all of it so
here's
this brilliant idea I say I'm
gonna pay
this value-added tax and I'll
get 10% of
it back in services that sounds
like a
great deal
yeah no yeah but to get a dime
back
Google search and on and on and
it's
very very hard for companies
like Amazon
to game their way out of a
value-added
tax system so why don't we have
that
it's a great question
just listen to it for a sec we
could
stop it every ten second
company is like
Amazon to game their way out of
a
value-added tax system so so
why don't
we have that it's a great
question I
mean people have been
advocating for is
time and my campaign is
advocating and
championing it right now
because we we
need to wise up to the fact that
companies like Amazon are very
smart and
moving their earnings through
places
like Ireland where the American
taxpayer
will see none of it whereas the
value-added tax will make it
impossible
for them to sell to us without
paying
into our society their fair
share as if
they're going to be paying that
fair
share this is so great the way
he's
explaining it and Tucker buys
it so why
are you the only candidate who's
thinking through what to do
about this
yeah well we already answered
that
question I think it's kind of
weird I
think it's weird again all you
have to
do is look around the world and
say
other countries other advanced
economies
have figured this out we're the
only
advanced economy that does not
have a
value-added tax in place and we
need to
make sure that the American
people are
actually seeing some of the
gains from
the incredible innovation and
value that
companies like Amazon and
Salesforce and
Netflix all of whom paid zero
in taxes
last year are getting away with
really
and they're doing their job
which is to
pay as little in taxes as
possible I
have to do our job which is to
make its
the American people see our
fair share
so does that I mean just argue
the other
side for a second with that
increase and
presumably would increase the
cost to
American consumers of goods
right yes
well in some instances in some
cases the
companies will find cost
efficiencies or
a part of it and that's one
reason why
my campaign wants to take that
money
that we're getting from the
value-added
tax would turn at the American
people in
the form of a dividend because
that's
the most direct way that we can
actually
have the American people
benefit the
fear is that even if we do end
up
increasing the tax rate on some
of these
companies
people won't benefit from that
person
running for president and I
sound a
great idea to me I appreciate
it's a
great idea there you go
great idea listen liten mr.
Karlson
about the value-added tax which
i lived
under in the Netherlands and
Belgium and
the United Kingdom the tact the
value-added tax in the
Netherlands when
I was there I think it's still
easier 20
or 21 percent and you pay for
that much
off the top yeah we thing you
buy and
it's an added tax so it's not
building
yeah get the word added in
there that's
not the thing
Tucker sir said well in other
words more
taxes yes and and you consumer
you pay
for it and here's the problem
with the
value-added tax if you add that
if you
start down that road it'll be ok
everybody
great idea of 5% value-added
tax and
somehow just like the carbon
tax and
canden Avia it'll come back to
you
magically alright so we're
paying that
and you know what happens in
two years
everybody got a shortfall here
we need
to up that value-added tax just
a bit
don't worry it's really the
companies
paying for it don't you worry
about it
it's all good bad ideas 10%
times 15 I'm
amazed honey I'm amazed how he
can back
this there's clearly a right
wing
authorized now me that Tucker
doesn't
travel that much he probably
doesn't
talk about any other countries
he really
made me go down to Cancun and
that's
about it
listen we grew up watching this
guy and
he was wearing a bow tie so you
don't
travel anywhere if you wear one
of those
not unless you're a professor
and you
know visiting scholar somewhere
I'm a
publisher yes I've read about
the same
level as my you know as
Christopher
Buckley my exit cousin-in-law
whatever
he was mm-hmm that kind of guy
who's
going to want to read the
newspaper on
the on a computer screen yes no
way I
okay I have an AOL address but
that's
all I'm just keeping it at that
Christopher Buckley douche
so that is the media landscape
it's
changing rapidly where we have
a guy
like yang promoting this and
it's a this
is I was like a great idea
that's again
it's like soccer now I do want
to point
out I've had down in my notes I
want to
make a prediction do still have
a red
book we haven't looked in the
red book
in a long time I gave up on it
because I
can realize I can't read my own
writing
I think that for people track
of these
so you just predict what you
want okay I
believe that football let's
just call it
instead of soccer football I
think is
going to be extremely big on US
television but it'll only will
be
women's football there's
something about
this that especially our team
the United
States team who are all cute
there's
something about this that is
going
places that's my prediction I
think
we'll see with joy women when I
was in
Croatia a few years back we
were talking
about this and the grow Asian
said well
yeah we understand that
football is very
popular in the United States
but only
amongst women hmm and women
tears only
women teams men don't play it
isn't
isn't our bus and when they
said I'm not
gonna correct you - no you're
absolutely
right men do not play soccer as
we call
it that's only played by women
and
that's just the way it is in
our country
it's it's for women only now we
have a
good really good team though
don't we
yeah elgu world champs yeah
yeah we have
great women soccer players well
I want
to promote them I think I'm
looking at
the list by the way just to
back up a
little bit look at the list of
value
added text and remembering it
starts to
always starts off like at 5 or
10%
mm-hmm right now in hunger its
27% jeez
I thought they harmonized that
to EU
everyone had to have 2000 no
they're all
different
really Norway is 25% 25% 35% I
remember
back when I had money in an
airplane
it's like yeah I want new
avionics they
said ok well it's gonna be I
was like 8
thousand euros or something
like wow
that's a lot of money but okay
whoa oh
oh but there's 21% of
value-added tax
like what is through on two
thousand two
thousand euros just for that no
it make
it drives you nuts
I'm looking at these other
numbers 25%
for the far Fargo islands is
everybody's
this is crazy
have are no agenda logo on the
on the
the team uniform that'd be cool
we can
make it happen I mean this when
you're
traveling people should notice
when
you're traveling you should get
your
receipts where everything you
buy this
over a few bucks yeah you can
get your
get to the airport yep you're
value-added tax deadline and
you get
your money back
yeah yes which is not always
convenient
no it's not always convened and
the
people who were sitting there
also
they're mean especially than
with the
people in France I think I
bought a pair
of glasses and France because I
broke my
glasses got a new pair and I
want to
went to retrieve the v80 and
they just
they just mean and rude what
you know
it's crazy okay so now yang is
off of my
list of anyone even worthwhile
anytime
anyone brings up the
value-added taxes
and especially when they throw
the
bullcrap at you like he did
which is
just advanced economies yeah
the smart
ones have it yeah yeah good to
remind
you that you know that v80 also
gets
tacked on to medical costs
medical
procedures well where's the
value I like
this value it really should be
just
called an added taxes the dumb
facts so
here's a thing I picked up for
one of
the networks that just uh I
kind of a
rundown you know read they
really do
want bite into run they think
he can win
yeah and so here's a classic
run down a
bite and run down at what's
going on
with Biden and who's this from
which
outlet you know I forgot to
write it
down but there's a zephyr it's
one of
the Oh an extra part today the
one of
the network's from the minute
Joe Biden
sets foot under the campaign
trail he is the person to beat
the
question is whether one of
these 19
other candidates emerges as his
chief
adversary or whether his biggest
obstacle will be Joe Biden
himself the
t-shirt knows a lot about it is
mama
lived in in Long Island for ten
years or
so god rest her soul and
although she's
wait your mom still your mom
still alive
god bless her soul because he
is a
household name
they put one foot in front of
the other
they keep going
that's the unbreakable spirit
of the
people of America and also he
screams a
much broader set of policy
experiences
to the table than really any
other
candidate I believe we have so
botched
this policy sohbats the
opportunities to
move on the sandanista
government the
SNL the scandal we need not
tell anyone
is the biggest white-collar
ripoff in
this nation's history judge if
I look
only at what you've said and
written as
used to happen in the past I
would have
to vote no for all the respect
that he
is given as the elder statesman
if you
look back at Joe Biden's
previous races
his 1988 bid flamed out in the
middle of
a plagiarism scandal in 2008 he
won
exactly four percent of the
vote in the
Iowa caucuses there is a lack
of message
discipline
I remember in the 2008 campaign
after
the Obama team put him on the
ticket at
a fundraiser late in the
campaign he
went so far as to
apocalyptically almost
predict there would be a major
international crisis this was
one of
those moments tailor-made for a
Saturday
Night Live parody if you take
away
nothing else from what I say
here today
or indeed in this entire
campaign
remember this if Barack Obama
is elected
we will have a crisis yeah I'll
give joe
biden credit for one thing he
dragged
Hillary Clinton and Barack
Obama into a
same-sex marriage do you
remember that
no yes it was Obama was going
to come
out and announce the policy on
maybe a
Monday or Tuesday and then on
some some
interview but it was it was a
problem
because you know he was
basically the
guy that done an interview and
left us
with Robin I think from Good
Morning
America Robins matter it was he
said ah
no I think same-sex marriage
should
should be okay he just went all
in on it
which we didn't and this was
shocking at
the time no one had heard of
what are
you could this is from the
White House
and then oh and the Obama and
Hillary
they immediately had to kind of
jump on
and said oh yes yes yes we've
changed
our views on this and that was
Joe Biden
who dragged them into that by
basically
jumping into the announcement
which he
wasn't even supposed to do in
the first
place yeah he does a lot of
that yeah I
consider that bumbling well he
plays
that office bumbling I think
he's a lot
smarter than we might give him
credit
for in that regard well that's
the
possibility but gates the guy
who was
used to be in the CIA and
whatever and
he was in the various staffs of
the
Obama administration who wrote
this book
if you recall pretty much about
the
Obama administration said
everything
Biden did was just um
everything he did
was wrong well the only reason
why he's
being pegged up on top right
now is
because he's got the money yeah
when you
raised $700,000 in one night
then the news media is like hi
Joe how
you doing
let's do another interview so
you can
buy some ads it's their money
they see
that as their money who's got
the money
the Biden's grabs our money
let's go get
that money and then they go and
you know
Monday no wait Monday uh yes
Monday
night watch what happens with
man are
you okay dabbe having a lozenge
okay
when Beto is going to
reintroduce
himself I am reading from The
Associated
Press
O'Rourke plans to step up his
national
media appearances after
skipping most of
that kind of exposure in recent
months
he is scheduled to appear on
MSNBC's
Rachel Maddow show on Monday
night and
ABC's The View the next day
O'Rourke acknowledges he
struggled to
find his presidential campaign
footing
sounds like he struggled to
find a good
Booker I think in part I was
just trying
to keep up when I first started
out he
said after addressing about 40
people at
a recent house party in Newton
Iowa I
really feel like I found my
rhythm and
my pace I just feel comfortable
I feel
like this is what I'm supposed
to be
doing it's my calling
umberto so we'll see and he's
lost so
much momentum in and when you
hear him
he's dumb it's just dumb well
he also
has the tries to sound like
Obama with
that pacing and his waving
sounds like
he's doing it Obama but you
know all you
hear him say is we've got to do
you know
comprehensive this reform that
impeach
the president at least yeah at
least
yang is saying I'm gonna do
value I
detach go to universal basic
income he's
not saying oh we should know
he's at
least he's saying something
Elizabeth
Warren still the favorite
amongst the
graduating class we just got
one back
here
done with the with four years in
Arkansas liking what Elizabeth
Warren
has to say feels somewhat
cheated scam
by the system everyone's
talking about
Liz hey you know what we don't
care
about anything just take this
debt off
of my books she's got a real
shot with
that she's got she's got that
and but
the promise she's got something
she's
got stuff like this - she has
too much
she's creating problems for
herself with
wood i play my warren clip a
bed comes
just weeks after Massachusetts
Senator
and 2020 hopeful Elizabeth
Warren
unveiled a plan to break up
tech giants
including Facebook Google and
Amazon oh
yes she has no focus
this is she's an idiot she has
no focus
she had she has something going
with
these kids who are all of
voting age
they probably won't vote you
know these
were the the beto voters who
didn't
really come out in Texas
yeah for sure too much work
yeah but if
you've got 30 or $40,000 in in
student
loan debt I think I can go to
the poll
and vote for you is maybe but I
got
Facebook no no I disagree
these kids are also moving away
from
Facebook they're moving away
from social
media now they had you know
they they
actually have to do they're
getting dogs
my dog won't let me go the idea
of
breaking up the tech Jones
besides being
scatterbrained it's like wait a
minute
these are the guys who got all
the money
and you're gonna you know so
you're
gonna turn on you're gonna bust
up
Amazon's Jeff Bezos owns the
Walton in
post hello hello
knock-knock you well I'm
against I'm
against all of this I'm against
all of
these the break up ideas
because I see
the internet as a network that
anyone
can access and anyone can use
whatever
you know of freely available
protocols
there are to distribute your
information
now I don't think necessarily
Facebook
and Twitter and Instagram are
the
Internet
mmm that's what people believe
but it's
not true it's not it's not it's
just not
true so let these guys wallow
in their
own shit it's fine I don't need
to use
them now but anyone who
participates in
this in this breakup
conversation is
giving him too too much
credence it
doesn't know what the internet
is it's
like you're looking at the
America
online version of the Internet
that's
what you're talking Lizabeth
warned and
all these other people yeah
they don't
even know how to turn on a
computer well
I think that's pretty sure they
can do
that I'm pretty sure that's
what's going
on it's that round button
there's a lot
of different things that are
problematic
for for people in government
they for
instance have you been tracking
Bitcoin
no I don't follow Bitcoin a
closely well
going back to the I think
November at
November last year and the
prices
dropped from around 63 hundred
dollars
to down to a low of just above
3000
right and now which I know and
if you
look today I can look right now
but last
I checked it was over 7,000 and
if
you've ever looked at a at a
stock chart
it looks like the longest bear
bear trap
I've ever seen in my life yeah
and
that's actually down a bit now
since 68
but it was up to what's up as
high as
almost 7400 which is you know
higher
than it was when the drop
happened and
this is causing concern for a
lot of
people as certainly in in
government
this is congressman Sherman and
he has a
he has only one way to go for
this I
look for colleagues to join
with me and
introducing a bill to outlaw
cryptocurrency owner you know
purchases
by Americans so that we nip
this in the
bud in part because I love
nip it in the bud hello 10
years there's
something to this Bitcoin shit
we should
nip that in the bud hey let me
write up
a bill for y'all in part
because not a
awful lot of our international
power
comes from the fact that the
dollar is
the standard unit of
International
Finance and transactions
clearing
through the New York Fed is
critical for
major Oriya oil and other
pressures
gonna interrupt and then I'll
don't play
that's a bit again what he's
saying is
is true although it may sound
very very
unbelievable to most when you
transact
money I think even for to go
from let's
say the Netherlands to Germany
I believe
it still eventually goes
through the
Swift clearing cyst or they may
be using
the full the full European
system but
the Swift American banking
system has
fought very long and hard to
make sure
all money transactions go
through our
system through the fan system
all of
them certainly when we're
talking about
dollar purchases but you know
this guy's
really just laying it out as to
why this
is a problem because of you
know what
interests we have and I think
it greatly
explained a problem to me to me
it
sounds like this is exactly why
Bitcoin
needs to exist of international
finance
and transactions clearing
through the
New York Fed is critical for
major Oriya
oil and other transactions and
it is the
announced purpose of the
supporters of
cryptocurrency to take that
power away
from us to put us in a position
where
the most significant sanctions
we have
on Iran for example would become
irrelevant so whether it is to
disempower our foreign policy
our tax
collection enforcement or our
law or
traditional law enforcement the
purposes
of cryptocurrency the advantage
it has
over a sovereign currency is
solely to
aid in the disempowerment of
the United
States and the rule of law
yeah there you go he's right
Bitcoin is
anti-american
yeah true I'm all I'm all for
it I have
to say I'm all for it and I
think it's
great we should we deserve a
little
competition on our dollar yeah
we're
gonna get it from the Chinese
yeah yeah
we certainly are well that how
are the
Chinese now do you guys track
that over
deh unplugged they got their
their
increased tax tariffs or as the
importance of already tracking
because
they lie the Chinese yeah well
what are
they lying about they lie about
their
numbers you don't know what the
hell's
going on with them huh someone
sent me
this you know for all you can
say about
him Trump has been extremely
consistent
throughout the years prior to
his
presidency with the same
talking points
going back to Oprah show in the
late 80s
early 90s the Jiri is
addressing a crowd
in 2011 that did he was he
running in
somewhere around that time he
was just
making noise about Obama wasn't
he 2011
about because running into your
2000
right but not 2011 he was just
making
make a noise just he's always
always
running he's always promoting
his show
and running yes so here he is
addressing
a crowd specifically about tax
in China
and how to tax China and how to
present
it very very hard to buy
anything you
know the one I said what can
you do so
easy
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hmm I guess he chose for the
second way
of doing it they're responding
poorly I
understand the Chinese yeah I
don't like
yeah they don't like to be
intimidated
but you know what I'm reading
everywhere
it is okay fine you know you
order this
stuff and it gets shipped from
Vietnam
they're just they're just kind
of using
Vietnam as a p.o box now well I
haven't
heard this word yes I've I've
read it
everywhere have you gotten
anything for
Vietnam I have also received
this is
what tipped me off to it I used
to buy
art from both China and Vietnam
mm-hmm
and different shops that did
all kinds
of custom and it was just some
fabulous
artists in those areas
especially
Vietnam they got a lot of very
artsy if
you go to visit the country go
holy
mackerel and I noticed the one
thing I
noticed the most was that FedEx
and
whoever else it was had some
deal so it
was pretty much everything
coming out of
China was free shipping or it
was a
dollar mm-hmm and I was always
befuddled
by this because it made out it
the same
products out of Vietnam would
cost like
$30 in shipping minimum and it
would
seem to me that what how does
China
doing this deal with FedEx or
whoever it
was UPS of all of them they're
all given
China this huge deal or the
Chinese were
eating the price I don't know
what was
going on but I thought it was
there's
some moment of corruption but
we ordered
sort when we moved in we
ordered a chair
from West Elm the company West
Elm and
we've ordered from them before
and as
with pretty much all furniture
it comes
from China but this time
because we've
ordered from them in the past
this time
it showed up huge box large
print made
in Vietnam don't think it's
trying to
made in Vietnam no it doesn't
say made
in China on the chair itself
but I'm I'm
pretty contend then I started
looking
into it I'm seeing they're
either doing
subsidiary deals with factories
but
basically using Vietnam as a
p.o box no
I don't think so I think it was
made in
Vietnam okay could be I'm just
saying we
used to get from the same
company who'll
be shipped from Shenzhen the
Chinese
have been notorious for like
moving
their manuals funny
the Taiwanese move their
manufacturing
to China the China gets Chinese
got
swamped in this but no in fact
that
they've been outsourcing
Chinese China
has been outsourced to the
Vietnam and
India okay well that makes
sense then
and so that I would say I would
say this
the product will be better
probably will
yeah they know what they're
doing over
there are outstanding quality
yes it's a
very interesting country they
like 98
their literacy rate in Vietnam
is higher
than we have it's like 98.5
percent of
the country's literate huh it's
a very
interesting place ok onward
yeah I don't
know if that's doing anything
but it's
like a party I don't know what
we're
getting about China what we're
gonna do
is what we've been doing is cut
them off
at the pass through at them
everywhere
we can and messes mess up
countries
where they want to have a
foothold for
their belt and Road strategy
and screw
Venezuela in the process you're
just
brings me to Venezuela I'm
sorry I have
a China bone where they go with
Venezuela yes I do I have three
things
from Venezuela this is from NPR
and one
I have one one suppose play
yours first
what do you got well mine is
about in
the local protest
you know code pink yeah and all
the rest
of the end democracy now
turbans they're
all pro Maduro for some reason
I don't
know what and code free code
pink is
even protested Obama a lot they
protest
everything everybody here but
they love
Maduro so they're protesting I
think you
can hire them for anything so
just hi as
bitter isn't it quite Oh people
in and
move the real Venezuelans our
if you
want to call them real
Venezuelans as if
my dough isn't but let's play
protests
and weirdness at the Venezuelan
embassy
Democracy Now in Washington DC
authorities cut off water and
electricity to Venezuela's
embassy is
activists with code pink and
other
organizations continue
around-the-clock
occupation in order to prevent a
takeover of the building by
Venezuela's
US backed opposition the
activists
entered the embassy in late
April at the
invitation of Venezuela's
government
opposition groups led by Juan
Guido and
backed by the Trump
administration of
pledged to take over the
building so far
police and Secret Service
agents have
arrested nine activists
including Jerry
condone a 72 year old Vietnam
War
veteran and the president of
veterans
for peace who was violently
tackled and
pressed to the pavement
Wednesday by
five officers after he tried to
bring
food to protesters occupying
the embassy
now known was left bleeding
from the
head and needed medical
treatment he's
been charged with throwing a
missile
resisting arrest and assaulting
police
officers as he attempted to get
food
inside the building hmm did not
report
in a mainstream it does well of
course
not I just this just in from
one of our
lawyers within the value for
value
network I have been advised and
I can
confirm that this isn't he's
the real
deal I've been advised by
clients who
buy from China as follows
the manufacturers are moving to
Vietnam
from China but the p.o box scam
is being
perpetrated in Malaysia so
that's how
they're rolling ok Malaysia so
look for
some problems in Malaysia what
can we
look and we stir up in Malaysia
because
that's what it seems to be we
just want
to thwart the Chinese this is
Undersecretary of State
Tom Shannon on NPR and this
first clip
is about the failed coup I'm
sorry
flipping in Venezuela how do
the tools
available to the United States
tools
compared to the vulnerabilities
up to
this point the tools have not
been
sufficient really beginning on
January
23rd when Juan Guido declared
the
presidency vacant and declared
himself
the president under the
Constitution the
hope at the time was that that
would be
sufficient to flip the military
it did
not work then the opposition
working
with the United States and other
countries decided that focusing
on
humanitarian assistance and
creating a
confrontation at the border
between
Colombia and Venezuela over at
the
delivery of humanitarian
assistance
would create a rebellion within
the
armed forces that did not work
then the
administration decided that
sanctioning
the state-run oil company pet
of essa
and effectively sending a clear
signal
to the Armed Forces that
revenues would
be cut off and their access to
the
Venezuelan gravy train would
end would
convince the military to flip
that did
not work there's also been an
effort to
focus on individual members or
former
members of the military some of
them
have been sanctioned and just
the other
day vice president pence said
the US
would aim to lift sanctions on
an
individual former intelligence
chief I
believe who switched sides is
that
working at all well we'll have
to wait
and see the purpose obviously
is to send
the signal that those members
of the
Armed Forces that choose to
work with
the opposition if they are under
sanctions will have those
sanctions
lifted and those who might be
facing
sanctions would not face them
if they
chose to work with the
opposition we're
gonna have to wait and see how
that's
received what's just amazes me
is to
listen to this guy cavalierly
speak with
an NPR host who easily could
have been
lamenting the Russians meddling
in our
elections listen to this what
tools do
you have well this tool didn't
work and
that tool didn't work what are
you doing
well I'm going to Jack Venezuela
obviously Oh Papa Russia and
China
the Russians have provided
significant
sales of weapons to the
Venezuelan
government
along with purchasing large
quantities
of oil and gas and inserting
themselves
into Venezuela's oil and gas
industry
and then the Chinese of course
also have
deep interests in the oil and
gas sector
is there any way to pry those
foreign
actors away from the Venezuelan
government Maduro government
NPR your
National Public Radio is
participating
in this radical yeah we're
strategizing
how we can fuck the Chinese
we're gonna
have to wait and see I
personally
believe that calling these
governments
out especially the Chinese and
the
Russians was not intelligent
the Chinese
in particular have been looking
to play
a very low key role in this
political
dispute and are more interested
in their
long-term energy interests and
therefore
it's important for the United
States to
make very clear to the Chinese
that the
long-term future of their
relationships
in South America are going to
depend on
China's willingness to help
Venezuela
find a political accommodation
that gets
it through this period of
crisis do you
mean to say it would have been
more
intelligent to quietly approach
the
Chinese and reassure them that
their
energy interests will be
maintained no
matter who is running Venezuela
yes but
also to make clear that
countries who
have China as a number one
trading
partner like Brazil like
Argentina like
Chile like Peru want to
maintain that
relationship but in order to do
so that
the Chinese need to understand
that by
financing the Maduro government
they are
actually creating problems
inside of
South America especially the
outflow of
refugees from Venezuela that are
seriously affecting the
stability of
countries like Colombia Peru
Ecuador
Chile and Brazil yeah
there you go that's that's what
we're
doing that's that's your you
don't need
to know anything else we are
all over it
who is that guy
that is the Undersecretary of
state Tom
Shannon Shannon's speaker too
much me
thinketh this is way out there
in a
problem getting some other
tooth that
was yeah I agree with you what
is this
what is the point of this well
it's not
like deep disinformation or
some sort of
just giving a briefing leading
or
anything you go on NPR just
explain
the strategies and this makes
no sues
heat bad that must be the way
the State
Department of State is being
run these
days
now the techno experts that
we've
discussed who have targeted us
when we
talk about Venezuela we're not
doing it
right
I'm not talking about him right
I'm
starting to see some patterns
here as
there's some young Venezuelan
kids and I
say kids in the 22 24 25 year
old range
who put together a video
specifically
meant for Alexandria Ocasio
Cortez who
as we know is all in on
maduro's regime
and the and the socialist
country of
Venezuela at least that's the
way it's
portrayed in the in the m5m and
and then
this video appears I'm gonna
play a
little bit of at first you get
the idea
let me tell you something
Alexandra
Alexandra Castillo Cortez I
want to tell
you something else Olivo no
funciona el
socialist mundo funciona my
name is Jose
I'm 21 years old I am sommore
Machado
from 22 years old I fled real
socialism
me and my family
real socialism Alexandria Casa
Cortez
like Chicago Cortez you're a
liar you
are a liar you don't know what
you're
talking about you're clueless
you have never gone through
socialism so
you preach it like you do
America will
never be a socialist country
American
will never be a socialist
country a lot
of people think socialism it's
all about
equality and free stuff what
socialism
is really about it's a
starvation people
dying from lack of medicine
Alexandre de
pasto Cortez now just notice
that the
lack of medicine all the
talking points
are who produces no this is why
I was
interested in sharing this it
goes on
for about three minutes 30 more
seconds
to hear some of the other
points you've
heard in this type of campaign
it's
really about it's a starvation
people
dying from lack of medicine
Alexandre
DeFazio Cortez I want to tell
you
something if you really believe
in
socialism why are you here in
the u.s.
why don't you move to Venezuela
Cuba
Russia Afghanistan China
why don't you just go there no
you talk
about socialism as it is
something so
perfect but you know it's not
well no
actually you really truly
believe that
that he works like that but it
doesn't
just go and look in the actual
facts and
my just booze isn't it good to
have your
life going every day to
Starbucks
tweeting how much I hate
capitalism from
your MacBook that's great right
okay so
when I hear these things you
know like
isn't it great drinking your
Starbucks
and tweeting how much you hate
capitalism on your MacBook I'm
like okay
these are talking points have
heard them
before and they sound a lot
with that
medicine thing and Maduro
sounds a lot
like the emails we received
this is
produced and distributed by
turning-point us a home of
Candace Owens
and Charlie Kirk these are the
propagandists and now I'm
starting to
think maybe it was their their
outfit
that sent us emails who would
know about
podcasts who would stay on top
of that I
was giving the US State
Department too
much credit I think so these
may be the
actors and how does this fit in
with
what I thought Turning Point
USA was I
don't know I never heard of
them well
you know Candice Owens oh yeah
yeah you
know she's with the blex it
that I like
Kansas Owens I'd like the list
I'd like
what she does I'd like what she
does for
Prager University but what is
this what
is these these guys are -
Turning Point
USA this is this is
propagandistic crap
and I can't take them very
seriously
after hearing this but well
what do we
know about this bitch it's just
like
that those horrible Democrat the
celebrity ones where the
celebrities bad
yeah yeah I think we have to
change the
color of blue to green black
and white
stuff like that just black and
white -
probably well I'm gonna look
into look a
little deeper into
turning-point and see
if there I know Charlie Kirk is
and I
thought he's just
I thought they were kind of a
good
outfit but this just uh can you
just
promise our crap
yes yes very sour and with that
I would
like to thank you for your
courage to
say in the morning to you the
man who
put the C and chai comm Johnson
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helpful
oh no that would be a bad idea
and in
the morning to see I believe it
was yes
Darren O'Neill who brought us
the
artwork for episode 11 36 1136
episodes
that episode was titled spy
slut which
is a CIA term we learned on the
show and
Darren O'Neill oh yes he
brought us the
a fine example of what you
don't like at
a Whole Foods checkout line
someone with
face tattoos blown out ear
earlobes and
I think in this case both
Darren and I
and girl Darren and we kind of
went for
the the cheapest laugh I guess
is that
what we would classify this is
well now
that you mention it nose ring
mustache
when you saw in this this piece
of art
now this art okay there was a
bunch of
stuff that was actually it was
all
borderline I mean the the kind
of the
funniest sickest one was the
black royal
extreme cave bear extremely
racist
racist yes racist piece
I like the mental health one
the most
but it was like more of an
evergreen
didn't really have much to do
with
anything the cat with the with
the phone
is funny but not pertinent to
the show
the thing was it we actually
looked over
these though it was pertinent
to the
show was the mustachioed
character yeah
so that's why that's really the
reason
we picked it and so what else
made it an
email comment to us that the
artwork is
really just part of a package
of three
elements of promotion and I
want to
bring that up because it does
work in
concert we have the album art
we have
the show title and we have the
opening
blurb at the beginning of the
show and
each one of those three
elements is
important in promoting each new
a new
episode personally I think it's
like
Titleist yes band and we have
made a
rule just not yes your rule is
your rule
you can't cross over yeah you
can't have
the the artwork be the same or
have the
same topic as the title and the
opening
giblet can't be related to the
other two
either I don't know why we came
up with
it why was you it this is place
but I
like it makes us em well once
it became
established mm-hmm because at
some point
I think we did have a couple of
contrary
well that's called issus what
the
artworks
is doing once it became
established we
just kind of said okay well
this is what
we're gonna do we could do it
it's not
like it's impossible no people
really
want to hear that conversation
I should
record it when we're discussing
artwork
and titles
well let's record it you just
recorded
it no I mean the actual process
oh maybe
one of the things we've noticed
with the
artwork since we're discussing
it as
people try to guess
oh yeah the topic that we will
be
interested in as art yes yeah
and so if
the art so if we never mention
it and we
get to the artwork say oh this
guy just
did we didn't talk about is it
a there
was a disappoint
sometimes it's like as superior
piece of
art we said wow what a great
piece of
art is too bad we didn't talk
about this
that does indeed have like wait
a bit we
missed the topic yeah a bit
predict you
what we're gonna talk about and
Pete
Budaj edge being called Alfred
E Newman
by President Trump is not on my
list
isn't that something we were
ever gonna
talk about this show no I don't
think so
I will say that the art that
was done
here that makes him look like
Alfred E
Newman is out cell done yes
they will
probably go for a mom thing I
think
that's pretty always good mom
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[Music]
European Parliament elections
are coming
up and it's very odd because
due to the
lag of blog of brexit the the
European
parties are in and and they
they can
vote on European representation
since
the breakfast is brexit
breakfast since
breakfast the breakfast it's
not yet
done the European Union and just
explaining this is is kind of
complicated and but I think it's
interesting to do it without
the visuals
because the European Union had
a little
cartoon to explain exactly how
it works
that do you know how these
European
Parliament elections work I be
remiss if
I said I absolutely knew but I
don't
well I find it to be rather
confusing
I'm sure somehow Faraj gets in
is all
the end of the day Faraj is in
this
year's European elections it's
a big
deal I love this kind of
Eurocentric
British accent it's very
different from
from what you hear in the
United in a
real British accent yeah it is
it's it's
just it's very duros country
Appa SH
yeah they got a whole room for
these
people in Brussels who do
nothing for
these voiceovers but it's not
simple not
to help you get your head
around them we
put together this handy
explainer
confusingly different parts of
the EU
use different voting systems
but all are
some form of proportional
representation
some vote for parties who have
selected
a fixed list of candidates to
appear on
the ballot paper other
countries have
more open lists where voters
choose a
party or indicate who is their
favorite
candidate here electors choose
as many
candidates as they like and
number them
by preference turnout at EU
elections
has dropped from 62% to 42%
over the
last four decades because you
made it so
easy that's why that's despite
a handful
of countries including Belgium
Greece
and Bulgaria where voting is
compulsory
Emme peas are elected to
represent
geographical areas regions in
some
countries like Italy while in
others
such as Germany they have the
whole
country as their constituency
the number
each country gets it is
proportional to
its population now this is kind
of
interesting when you hear the
difference
it's a base it's pretty much
the way our
House of Representatives works
except
they don't have the a the
concept of a
Senate with some equal power so
here
it's just whoever is the
biggest rules
Germany the most populous will
get 96
MEP s for its eighty 2.8
million people
while tiny Malta with four
hundred and
seventy five thousand people
has just
six they will serve a five-year
term
2019 to 2024 and spend their
time
between European Parliament in
Strasbourg and Brussels they
pass EU
laws and approve its budget
along with
the European Council MEP s while
representing countries or
regions sit in
transnational groups in the
parliament
of according to political
ideology for
example there are groupings to
represent
the center-right socialists
greens and
others for Euroskeptics MEP s
also help
choose the president of the
European
Commission the largest political
grouping after May's election
has the
strongest mandate to have its
choice
head up the Commission the
European
Council comprising Chiefs of EU
countries first votes on a
nominee
chosen after taking into
account the
election result if they approve
the
candidate it goes to the
European
Parliament where he or she must
get the
support of a majority of MEP s
this is
so convoluted your eyes glaze
over man I
did I don't understand
especially with
that background music hands is
that
meant to make me feel calm
while trying
to comprehend so everyone has a
different system everyone does
it
differently then you throw a
whole bunch
of people out there and then
they all
those people then go and
determine who
they add which could be a
totally Rando
they could bring in to be the
president
of the European Parliament and
then they
get that
well good luck every every
country and
every union gets the government
government she deserves and
you're
getting all but really the
government
know it's a scam so as I'm
looking
around since there's no news in
America
at least I didn't feel anything
really
that newsworthy I wound up
watching
euronews and euronews had a
number of
stories about Samos the island
of Samos
which is a Greek island but
it's an it's
it's an odd one because it is
almost
it's so far off the coast of
Greece is
actually very close to Turkey
and you
know you could hop a hop a
little boat
to get from the coast of Turkey
to this
Greek island and what has
happened is
Samos has been used as a
parking place
for migrants who want to come
into
Europe and are just being held
there
because the European Union is
like yeah
you know we've got enough
people and
remember they kind of closed
some
borders here and there and
whatever you
don't look at Greece you know
Greece is
where doesn't count because you
know
they think I know from the
money we
don't care about them Greece is
pretty
much the dumping site of the EU
and they
had well under play the the
first piece
here about yeah about what's
happening
in the numbers of what's taking
place
and then there was a 20-minute
piece
which I pulled one little
specific piece
out of here's that here's the
basic
story of Samos talking to a
person who
set up a community center for
these
thousands of refugees living in
a tent
city with no sanitation no
garbage
disposal no sanitation and no
toilets
zero zero toilets situation
hasn't
improved
in any way right now there's
over 3,300
people on Samos the capacity of
the
country 650 the delays on the
asylum
procedures are extremely long
we've seen
recently people getting
interview dates
for 2022 even someone for 2023
for their
appeal which is so they're
sitting in
these UN UNICEF actually it
says on the
side UNICEF tents any dope no
toys no no
the people just pooping on the
perimeter
and any of the next farmlands
and and
all kinds of stuff like this
and these
people say I've been here for
eight
months I can't live here for
another
year and a half before I get my
sight my
asylum hearing so I'm going to
go crazy
and of course there's all kinds
of crime
now taking place having people
waiting
for such a long period of time
without
any clear information well
knowing
what's going to happen with
them without
having a proper process where
they can
integration process in place or
having a
possibility to work and provide
for
themselves it really affects
people
especially their mental health
this causes a lot of distress
it doesn't
look that things are going to
change
anytime soon because the system
in
places is broken right now well
if we
look at the you turkey deal it
has never
properly worked this is the
eu-turkey
deal where if someone came into
the EU
could not rightfully claim
asylum the EU
paid several billion euros to
Turkey to
take them back we remember I
remember we
covered this well I just send
them back
no problem well that's not
working out
because they're not being sent
back
they're not being accepted even
though
you could almost toss them over
over off
the island they could swim back
to
church well if we look at the
you turkey
deal it has never properly
worked people
were supposed to their cases are
supposed to be treated very
quickly and
like the hot spots are supposed
to be
like triage point where people
are that
are supposed to get asylum they
they are
allowed to stay and those that
are
rejected are asylum they would
get
quickly returned to Turkey war
to their
home country right now what
what what's
happening it's people are are
just
waiting for months or years for
their
asylum procedure to be
completed and
without knowing what kind of
even if
they get a rejection they are
still
staying here
and yeah there was a piece
about some
people who will have their
little house
there and and they're literally
on the
other side of the fence and and
they're
feeding some of these people as
they can
you see the slop that they're
getting is
passes for food is just I mean
this is
inhumane
animalistic circumstances makes
you
really think that our putting
kids in
cages is a good deal when you
see this
and it's the EU helping out
right now
the policy of the European you
needs to
send the big chunk of money to
the Greek
government but the money does
not reach
the people on the ground is not
acceptable that someone has to
live on
in a tent for eight months a
year or a
year and a half with like no
sanitation
no protection no proper food
looking at
the most vulnerable like babies
or
children or pregnant women
there isn't
like they have to live yeah
there is not
a lot of money sent but the
money does
not reach the ground so a lot
of the
initiatives like this one that
see like
our our group we work not only
on
private donations yeah so that
sounds
like it's going extremely well
so next
time we have anyone in the
European
Union criticize us of our
immigration
policies I'd like you to focus
on the
island of samos as they have
done
something and what they've done
is
they've determined it would be
better to
move this camp a couple miles
up the
road so it's further away from
the main
drag the main city
unfortunately that
puts it exactly half a mile
from a
little village a little
picturesque
village in on the island of
Samos in
Greece and what euronews did in
this
20-minute piece you know how
they
they'll have someone talk and
they'll
just voice over and like you
know as a
translation you know
overdubbing I guess
is what what they'd call it
yeah well
now it's like a complete radio
play this
is and with emotion does they
have a
couple of people at this you
know
impromptu town meeting and it's
you know
a couple old guys couple old
ladies and
all yelling but you don't know
what
they're saying but they've
chopped it
all together with
the euronews translated voices
but their
acting I realized it's like a
radio play
the Greek government has
promised to
close down the valley refugee
center
soon and to open a new and
bigger one a
few kilometers away from the
capital
Jurgis is the president of the
village
of mytilini next to which the
new camp
is set to be built here are the
former
slaughterhouses where the
migrant center
is set to be installed you can
see where
my community is the distance is
one
kilometer so you can understand
I will
come to our village the topic
has
inflamed the community a group
of
villages is expecting us go to
the
destination they want to go to
and we
are keeping them here by force
so they
are giving us their misery I
mean their
misery becomes ours people
wandering
around without us knowing so
they are
that's the issue they can take
them
wherever they want but we're
here we
don't want them that's it we
cannot live
with those people they have 800
diseases
full of black people
no they steal we will take the
law into
our own quite possibly this all
sounds
racist
we are not please don't
associate us
with this term we've closed its
borders
Andes Greece that has paid the
price for
it those Europeans who take and
give
orders can't they understand
that the
only thing they are going to
achieve is
the rise of the far-right
little by little they are
pushing us to
the extreme this is what Europe
has
succeeded in this is what you
should
tell the video was kind of cool
as a
radio play yeah that's funny
well yeah
they can bitch and moan about
what we do
but that's it's got to be a
mess over
there this whole thing is a
joke you
know I'm reminded us listening
to all
this is you were just playing
these
clips and I'm thinking you know
the
Europeans really don't have a
culture to
do to manage the be you in the
nation of the the United States
the even
when we had 13 colonies let
alone when
we started expanding mm-hmm if
you read
the literature from that era the
Europeans scoffed at what we're
up to
especially when we went
independent and
decided to become one big group
as
opposed to the small colonies
that were
all owned by different parts of
Europe
in many ways or in slightly
independent
but not too far was that it did
at the
point of the 1776 era it was
believed
that the country was too big to
manage
this is there going to be the
downfall
of the United States is that
these 13
colonies you can't register
shall never
work yes exactly and so the
there was
all of the agreement the French
would
say that the Brits would say
that to
everybody
it was too big I mean look at
the size
of the you know some of our
countries
and there's it's already too big
meanwhile so they go from that
kind of
thinking over hundreds of years
and
there's dental changed into one
language
they don't do anything in
Europe to to
make it easier they still have
all their
separate little languages you
know and
they decide to make one big
monstrosity
and try to manage it with a
bunch of
bureaucrats running it out of
Belgium
does this make any sense to
anybody
historically no and by the way
in in the
Netherlands is this there was a
smallish
town that has a local newspaper
and the
local newspaper was not allowed
by the
authorities to inform the
community that
there would be a new asylum
seeker
center that will be set up
right near
their town this is
that it isn't over what how did
that go
over not very well the in fact
the
entire newsdesk quit the paper
the paper
quit itself pretty much why
which the
paper got to do it because they
were not
allowed to publish this news
and they
were forbidden from publishing
this news
so no one there knew about it
until all
of a sudden this they start
building
this Center like what is this
all they
can have asylum seekers over
here which
of course in Liberal Europe
everybody
loves people coming seeking
asylum but
you know where we don't want it
yeah
NIMBY exactly yeah well well I
do have
some news from over here really
okay I
have a couple of clips that
bother me
because there's missing
information all
right this one here is the
barge report
from CBS where we had a little
spill
late this afternoon two barges
and an
oil tanker collided in a
shipping
channel in Houston one of the
barges
capsized after a hole opened up
in its
side it was carrying about
25,000
barrels of a toxic chemical
used to make
gasoline some of that has
spilled into
the water
hmm when you hear that what do
you that
what what goes through your
mind and so
far as information what
information did
was kind of not told who was
left out
seems well whose barge was this
well
that's one of them yeah
interesting to
know yes aren't you even
curious about
what toxic chemicals gotten
into the
water that's Houston gives a
shit
well there's anything but
Houston yeah
I'd be interested do we know if
we
figured it out then do we know
it all
what's happening if you go look
at the
news reports this was even more
interesting instead of a toxic
chemical
of this I'll read you some
headlines
from various stories barge leaks
gasoline product in Houston
ship oh I
know what it is barge and
tanker collide
linking gas product mm-hmm
products
largest causing massive gas
product holy
crap we're gonna die what is
this stuff
well what it turns out to be if
you do a
little research oh I know
there's not
even get into it in these news
stories
either they just call it reform
eight I
know what it is I know it was
it's the
stuff that turns the frogs gay
no oh
that's atrazine yes
atrazine and it's not using
petroleum
products huh no it's caught
they call it
all these news articles talk
about it is
reforming reform 8 is this kind
of a
witch's brew of crap that comes
off of
various catalytic reform of so
it's a
waste it's a waste product no
it's not a
waste price all high-end stuff
oh it's
the goodest all mixed up so you
have
toluene and napped the naphtha
yeah you
got benzene which is the is
carcinogen
xylene xylene lot of xylene
yeah so you
have all these aromatics and
some
benzene and some other
chemicals all
it's a witch's brew and it
makes the
it's used to boost the octane
of normal
supercharged fish in Houston
then well
it's the thing that was left
out of the
report in my opinion is the
fact that
benzene which is highly
carcinogenic was
leaked into the water nobody's
talking
damn and not just a little bit
so this
is mines so this is a cover-up
then
because other I mean just even
I know
it's poor reporting no it's it
sounds
more like a publisher they get
all bent
out of shape if you say that so
yeah
don't let the public bent out
of shape
about the fact you got a bunch
of
benzene in the water which is
not a good
product no but yeah but they
way they
had covered up toxic as you
know toluene
is not these things aren't that
there's
because this stuff will get
here get
into the water supply
eventually won't
it I don't know if most of it
evaporates
now sold high-end I mean it's
all very
volatile so it'll go away
so not that big a problem know
if you
boil the channel the stuff will
come
right off don't worry just boil
your arm
it'll rub right off that's
already safe
I always tell people use these
you know
most most oils I don't I get a
good
lecture on this but most oils
that you
get unless they specifically say
expeller or crushed depends on
how how
the oil is made but you know
first
virgin olive oil first press is
pressed
and then a lot of a lot of oils
or
expellers and expel they spin
it around
it comes out of the thence
seeds and
whatever but most oil
productions like
they did Missoula the giant
gallons of
oil that you get yes tends to
be a
hexane extractor which is the
easiest
way to pull oil out of nuts and
fruits
and whatever you pull into seeds
whenever you're pulling the oil
out of
is you extract with hexane make
a mash
put hexane in there flash it
off and you
end up with some oil the
problem is
there's always resented I
believe I
believe that there's no way you
can
flash all the hexane off and so
you end
up with a some residual hexane
in the
oils ah and now a lot of the
natural
food for next oh my god you
can't use
these oils for anything you can
use
these oils I also believe based
on just
basic chemistry that if you
yeah if you
take the corn oil that's been
hexane and
extract it and use
salad-dressing you're probably
gonna
ingest some so you don't use
that you
use olive oil of course of
course we
don't yeah but if you're making
french
fries would you heat that oil
up to 320
or plus degrees if there's any
residual
in there it's gone so it's safe
so do I
go long oil or short
basically I love how you know
yeah I
love you to throw out the based
on basic
chemistry that you lost me it
can you
know things flash off and this
would now
does that work with chicks no
it turns
out unless there Cammi
chemistry nerds
right doesn't really work or
with any of
them I just want to make sure
no it's
not a chick magnet anything
remember
doing it for people out there
who like
to cook and they're always
agree about
this and that about it these
overpriced
expeller oils I mean I cook
yeah I try
to cook ooh and I French fry I
try to
cook in safflower or sunflower
oil which
is a really good oil for deep
fat frying
I've gotten kind of hooked on
the
sorghum syrup I know it's what
growing
up in Holland in the
Netherlands for
breakfast there's there's
really there's
certainly younger kids we'll
have a
slice of bread or maybe two
slices
buttered up or margarine
actually and
then they either put chocolate
flakes on
there or chocolate sprinkles
they can
also do they can do the colored
sprinkles but also molasses just
spreading molasses on top of
the butter
right and I grew up eating that
or they
can go the other way and have a
piece of
bread again with the margarine
slash
butter then slices of young
aged Gouda
cheese that would be another
another fan
favorite in the morning but
also for
lunch but you know it and I
just took a
piece of bread and I put some
some
butter on it
sorghum syrup and oh my god it
took me
back is delicious you know it
sounds
like it should taste like poop
sorghum that doesn't sound
appealing but
when a try it's good man
that is sorghum pancake for
breakfast
today we should try my sorghum
syrup on
your sorghum pancake you know I
like
you're the one great delicacy
that the
United States has pretty much
larger
mine in Canada and Jemima is
his maple
syrup not Aunt Jemima Aunt
Jemima is a
gun sugar water the fructose
corn syrup
it'll kick crap in who knows
what's in
there but a real 100% maple
syrup is a
is a c-minus rather cheap
considering
how rare and valuable it is
around the
world it's very expensive yeah
so all
right back there off of the
food okay
well just a few updates
jussie Smollett will not return
to
Empire for next season he's
done oh he's
on again off again
no I guess now it's off guess
they you
know the Fox News Fox yeah yeah
Fox made
their decision said now it's
not worth
it so he's off good liar yeah
you like
fries with that Bernie Sanders
and AOC
are calling for the creation of
government-owned banks run by
the US
Post Office and I want to say
I've well
would you like your savings in
stamps
well I've used this system when
I when I
was growing up it was quite
popular in
the Netherlands and it was
called post
hito and you literally did your
banking
at the post office or you could
do it
through the mail which was free
and you
filled out your little card for
payments
and and it's still there and
you can
still then now they do it
online but
it's what what interests me is
why don't
they promote a credit unions we
mean it
doesn't necessarily have to be a
government-run thing for it to
be more
of a non-profit model and
that's not trying to screw you
over at
least is being honest about it
not
getting back-end deals for the
worse
they screw you and that's a
credit union
we have them all over the
United States
and their and and they are
community
banking to this maximum you
don't have
to be in it you know yeah but
the having
a banking system within the
post office
it's I mean I don't know if we
could do
it with ours with our postal
system but
it's not a bad idea necessarily
I've
seen it were lines I've seen it
work
yeah you've seen it work but a
lot of
post offices because they're
little
fiefdoms in the United States
yeah it'd
be some issue with customer
service Oh
I mean just like me I don't
have a
mailbox so just imagine like
you move
lasari your you don't have any
money
sorry we don't we don't know
where your
where your money account is is
gone got
another clip dead is considered
something of a gaffe or maybe
not I'm
not sure but it would seem to
me that if
you were a news reader and you
were and
or an expert or remember the
woman who
was the head of Planned
Parenthood kind
of the yes seal Rogers Roger
Cecile
Richards Richards yes I like
I've always
liked her sauce and Richards
daughter
yes I do
she's starting I know what
you're gonna
say she's attractive except no
more
recently having been booted out
of
Planned Parenthood she really is
starting to look like George
Soros
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recently I didn't catch the
source look
for your Star Wars folk yeah
she's starting look since you
saw I mean
that's you know a drawback but
she was
on with Amy and there's a
little gaff in
here I want to see if you can
spot it I
don't know that you will but
you might
but I did immediately and I
just had to
go back to soil with this
bullcrap
how can you not know this okay
so have a
listen and anyone who wants to
be
elected has to respond to the
issue
that women care about so
that'll be a
lot of organizing work we're
doing both
online and offline in the
coming month
for Democratic women have now
announced
their plans to run for
president the
significance of this for you
and will
you be endorsing I think the
importance
of obviously there's there's no
way to
overstate the importance of
women
running for president and I'm
thrilled
that they are and I think
they're
raising issues that have long
been
needed to be raised i I think
it's it's
disturbing to see what I
believe is a
real double standard and how
they are
being treated versus the many
many many
men that are running for
president you
know two-thirds of political
reporting
is still done by men and so I'm
hoping
that both from super majority
through
other folks that follow the
media we can
actually be lifting up the
important
work that these women have done
as you
probably know these are women
who in
large part have never lost a
political
race and so when people talk
about women
being unelectable i think it's
really
important to look at their
record
because it stands up really in
contrast
to a lot of the folks the lot
of the men
who are actually in the race
right now
who's she working for now oh
it's some
guy so you'd look up huge
summer some
it's like a lot not a lobbying
group it
is some you know NGO kind of an
operation and why did she leave
I don't
know I enjoy that but the point
of the
clip was more about the gaffe
which I
think was inexcusable consider
we have
Amy who's a news reader and
knows that
knows should know about this
because
it's about they're talking
about women
politicians and and and Richard
should
have said something so what was
the gas
there are four women running for
president is the gaffe
there's five okay woman and
you're all
four women running for the name
them now
Hillary it would be six but
Hillary's
not running there are five not
four and
I think it was I think they
purposely
forget one and I think the one
they keep
forgetting is Tulsa Tulsa
Gabrielle yes
they don't even consider her a
contender
for some reason yes they dared
a eschew
her they stick a thumb in her
eye and
they did they say Ford the four
they're
talking about is his claw
Bachar Harris
Warren and and Gillibrand right
and the
fifth one is Tulsi Gabbard it's
so rude
but it's not it's not
unexpected you
know I bought first of all I
like Tulsi
Gabbard oh she Gabor's the only
anti-war
when we're talking about the
war and
that's what I'm saying
I like Tulsi Gabbard a lot I've
liked
her since we first became aware
of her
five years ago maybe six years
ago and
said that she could totally be
President
but her message is wrong she's
hates war
as a veteran she's been in war
and so
that's wrong but she also has a
yeah she
has zero stage presence
she she's very she's stately
and she
speaks thoughtfully and slowly
but who
gives a crap no one cared no
one wants
that anymore we need to see
fire and
both other people yes yes yes
yes we
need fire and passion and
pissed-off
miss and now she doesn't have
any of
that but for her to just be
excluded by
these top women is very less
she's doing
they excluded well sure because
they
never mentioned names
obviously I agree with not I
agree with
you there's only four women
running yeah
yeah bullcrap and I'm looking
at her
Wikipedia page but oh what does
know it
doesn't say where she's
currently
working it's some weird
organization I'd
like to know what happened
there because
I thought she was on I actually
thought
she was on her way into
politics it
seemed like she would be
perfect too
to do some good in the
Democratic Party
yeah it must have been some
scandal no
one ever wanted to bring
something's
going on yeah maybe we just
missed that
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yes yes
tracking the measles because
it's just
so much fun to do we've spread
over to
Europe hundred thousand people
with the
measles tell them how important
it is
I mean is a horrible disease
and it can
kill it does spread very very
quickly
and so the only way to protect
yourself
is to make sure you've had the
full
course of vaccine and it's
never too
late just because your child is
a little
bit older now they can still go
and get
their vaccine from the GP get
these
shots how do you get all these
people
getting infected these shots are
distilled water you know I'm
with you
it's like everyone's so worried
and we
know that if you've been
inoculated you
cannot get it you can't I get
it again
if you've had it you can't I
get it
again but now there's these
wishy-washy
need a booster 94 97 look if
you if you
protected by the vaccine and
what are
you worried about why was
everybody
freaking out
the Alabama County Fair oh my
there was
a five month old baby everybody
freaked
out live at five we first broke
this
four live at five were you on
the for
the new information that the
testing for
that st. Clair County baby
presumed to
have measles was negative from
Alabama's
Department of Health would you
find out
Allen well those are the
results I mean
we've been saying this all
along you
know while there was concern
she might
have had it measles we're
talking about
that 5-month year old infant
over in st.
Clair County but you know test
had to be
done what had to be done by the
CDC the
tests were done they were then
eventually the Public Health
Department
releasing like this afternoon
it might
be a rash of some sort but it's
definitely not measles oh now
we can
tell you the public health
department
they are investigating about 80
cases
Gaunt right now in Alabama as an
investigation the public health
department has already
dismissed 170 of
those investigation in cases
again those
were not measles stay the
health of
health officials that must be
that cyst
is that the deal we were
talking about
if it's not measles tastes like
well
it's not measles move on well
hold on I
think that's kind of important
to know
if there's something looks like
measles
gets that one all freaked out
this lets
me zl-- telling you as you
heard st.
Claire County that little girl
it was
presumptive positive until the
actual
presumptive positive nice tests
were
done and examined and that was
by the
CDC so no measles in Alabama but
remember we have those 80
investigations
and of course that we can also
tell you
the Health Department
they look into communicable
vaccinated
cases the possible diseases all
the time
so that's is this is not that I
think
that's what he's doing he's
auctioning
off this idea that we all need
to go
shop and catch up with dr.
Karen Landers
today she's with the public
health
department tell me overall
Alabama is
still in very good shape when
it comes
to measles we're a highly
vaccinated
state still you know there is
that
possibility
somebody unvaccinated gets
exposed
elsewhere you meant to vaction
air comes
here could cause a problem if
you have
any questions again check with
your
doctor he'll let you know if
possible if
you need to get a booster or
not get
your booster I think we should
get
boosters let's get boosters for
our
anniversary baby let's get a
booster
together and there's some Yahoo
jamoke
in San Francisco who's been
that yeah if
you want to get out of this you
can buy
your way into school you can
buy your
way out of vaccines we showed
up at the
offices of dr. Kenneth Stoller
on
Broadway whose medical records
will be
reviewed by the San Francisco
City
Attorney's Office this is part
of an
ongoing investigation into
whether or
not this particular doctor was
granting
medical exemptions to patients
that
didn't qualify for them there's
no
hiding the fact that Stoller
has issued
medical exemptions for
vaccination
purposes we found people had
written on
Google review about his work I
am so
grateful to have this is now
journalism
well we checked out the web and
we got a
Google review page
it's like Yelp only shittier
let's read
that to everybody we found
people had
written on google review about
his work
I am so grateful to have found
him
help my son regarding
vaccinations
another posted we sought out
dr. Stoller
when in the middle of spring of
last
year my daughters were being
asked for
new vaccine exemptions Senate
bill 277
which went into effect in 2016
says you
can no longer cite religious or
personal
beliefs to get out of
vaccinating
children I didn't know yeah you
can only
get out of it if if you have
cancer or
if you have an immune system
issue which
quite honestly you know you got
a lot of
other problems going on
introduced you
want to introduce a virus but
you
probably also shouldn't be in
school
with a immune issue
nothing playing a clip eating
children
but the two state senators
behind 277
allowed for medical exemptions
which
include a person's family
history doctor
Stoller's attorney Skyped with
us from
back east so there are a group
of
doctors in California that have
taken
these two senators at their
word and are
issuing broader indications
based on
family history just like these
senators
said they can do but now State
Senator
Richard pan one of the authors
of the
bill says the law has been
exploited by
some doctors you know we're
having
measles showing up people are
bringing
it into our state and we can't
have
measles spreading rapidly
through a
school he's now the how does
that work
if if 99 percent is vaccinated
how can
spread rapidly through the
school it
makes no sense unless they're
shooting
people up with distilled water
in charge
doctor does when he bucks it's
it's
Occam's razor really and we
can't have
measles spreading rapidly
through a
school he's now behind another
bill 276
this time calling for the State
Health
Department to vet all medical
exemptions
and both state senator pan and
the City
Attorney's Office say they are
most
concerned with kids who cannot
get
vaccinated because they
either have cancer or a
compromised
immune system they say wow she
said that
almost with disdain these kids
keep good
eye cancer but you can't get
your chakra
you the cancer what's wrong
with you
kids and the City Attorney's
Office say
they are most concerned with
kids who
cannot get vaccinated because
they
either have cancer or a
compromised
immune system they sure these
stupid-ass
kids say they're the ones in
real danger
yes California is becoming
Florida with
these crazy stories California
story I
just want to say before you
move on just
want to say something about
this this
semi VAX the talk that we have
because
we're not anti-vaxxers we're
just you
know yeah you keep bringing
this up yes
it's important you got to say
it I want
to say it for people who are
just new
listening to us you appreciate
what you
were a part not you John but
what
everyone else is a part of with
this
program you can't say this
stuff and
post it on youtube you can't
say this
stuff and put it on Facebook
you can't
say this F oh no they listen to
my great
show on soundcloud you can't
you know we
can't sell CDs of this on Etsy
just
because you're asking questions
you get
kicked off of that which is why
we use
the actual internet and all the
pieces
that it includes let me close
out the
segment they have this story
this is
teacher has to pay for her
replacement
story a California teacher who
is
battling breast cancer isn't
just facing
mounting medical fees she is
also being
forced to pay for her own
replacement
turns out it is the law here's
Jamie
yuccas she's a veteran second
grade
teacher at San Francisco's Glen
Park
Elementary School we're
choosing not to
identify her to protect her
privacy when
parents heard she was actually
required
to pay for her own substitute
they were
outraged and launched a
GoFundMe page to
help cover costs it could not
believe
that this could this could be
happening
that this would be a law and
the more I
found out the more angry I got
teachers
can use 10 paid sick days per
school
year once those are exhausted
they can
use a hundred days of extended
sick
leave and receive their regular
salary -
the substitutes pay what
doesn't seem
fair at all Connie Leiva chairs
the
California Senate Education
Committee we
would never want one of our
teachers who
is basically educating our
future to be
worried about where their
family is
going to be when they're out
battling
answer since the GoFundMe page
was
launched at the end of last
month nearly
fourteen thousand dollars has
been
raised well over the ten
thousand dollar
goal the teacher posted an
appreciation
my heart is lifted and it gives
me so
much strength to know that so
many
people care about me and my
family I
hope next year our leaders in
Sacramento
will take a hard look at that
and make
sure that they change the
language in
the law Jamie yuccas CBS News
now what
are you guys leaving the union
no can't
come quicker no matter can't
come now I
have one clip I want to play
which i
think is I don't know if we're
gonna get
to it or not but we are now cuz
we
talked about this in the last
couple of
shows I think we've discussed
the false
flag yes we were quite familiar
with the
flag of falseness and it's
going to be
in Iran right in Iran in false
flag yes
well we got the food out this
is the
latest from CBS and by the way
I wanted
you know Jeff Dolores is
quitting or go
got no got fired Oh from the
CBS Evening
News he did have a very I have
a little
short his sign-off it's very
sweet
because it was mostly about the
crew and
talked too much about himself
and then
he actually quit on Friday quit
the show
early and talked about the crew
and he
said I want to thank every one
of them
then they did a a slow roll of
the
credits yeah you know which is
what you
usually do what that shows not
long
enough yes but in this case it
was like
he walks off this thing you
know and
they do this unbelievably slow
role of
just not only everybody that's
on this
doing Easter and interns I know
they
don't have a cameraman working
the show
well and not on that particular
night
but no but that's the point
where they
do this little role but Jeff
Glor is I
do have his last sign-off it's
kind of
sweet
we don't need to play I want to
hear it
now no no you said it we leave
here
tonight I just want to say
thanks how
long was he in this job a year
to year
he took over from Kelly yeah
they did
first it was Anthony Mason took
over
from Pelle and then they kicked
him that
to the field and and they
brought glory
in his I thought well I thought
I like
the way mr. standing yeah but I
liked
glory cause he's got a very
nice he's
got a extremely Pleasant
professional voice he's not a
flubber
and he he seems objective and
like tell
you as a Trump hater yeah and
so what
are they gonna do they're gonna
get rid
of Glore and they're bringing
in the
Trump hater Norah O'Donnell yes
from the
morning show and she's gonna be
she's a
flubber she's not gonna be able
to sit
there and seriously read the
news what
are they thinking by the way
according
to the Muller report ever since
you got
canned from PC magazine you've
become a
trump supporter yeah someone
said so on
Twitter so it must be true
so here's goodbye let's hear
Gloria die
oh yeah as we leave here
tonight I just
want to say thanks this is a
short
broadcast but a long game
through it all
the people who put on the
evening news
remain committed this program
will be
moving to Washington DC in the
coming
months I wish Noor O'Donnell
the best of
luck where she wanted I heard
it I heard
I wish her the best of luck
Bush nor
O'Donnell the best of luck she
don't
need it because of all the
people
backing her up so I'd like to
use the
time I have left on this night
to
recognize them their hours are
long and
unpredictable their family and
friends
are unfailingly patients no no
thanking
the crew yeah it's an old one
it's a
team effort
we don't normally take my place
are you
kidding me
that's what he should have said
yeah I
bet she tests really well though
well if wait until she starts
doing it
now who's that they brought in
that
woman I think it was also
brought in to
CBS that the morning woman from
the
Today Show was I can't remember
her name
terrible you know just because
you know
it's nice to have a woman
anchor but it
you can't do it I mean the the
epitome
of female anchors on news
reading is
Asian Goodman what happened to
Connie
Connie Chung you know whatever
happened
to Connie Chung I think she
married
maury povich though she did
marry him
but she was actually pretty
good yeah
well she was your stereo to me
to you is
your stereotypical Asian woman
news
model I will say this they had
and I
don't want to sound like a
racist but
the Asian newsreaders I've seen
as one
sitcom because we have a lot of
them in
the Bay Area and they come and
go it was
one woman here that you'd you
would just
sit and waiting I mean I don't
care who
you are and how good you are
you can't go weeks after weeks
after
weeks of daily news reading
with never
never making a flub saying uh
something
there was this woman I can't
remember
her name but she was screamed
through
the news and she would be
flawless and
I'm thinking well maybe the
Asian of
some Asian newsreaders was just
they
just have a skill set that you
know you
can t otherwise achieve and so
Connie
Chung I think was in that
league Norah
O'Donnell will not pull this
off oh she
won't pull it off you watch
that wasn't
racist at all by the way I
understand
what you were worried about I'm
always
worried because you keep
calling me out
on it misogynist is all hell
okay back
to Iran the reason why we think
that
it's ripe for a false flag is a
I mean
come on it's what they do it's
fun B we
had pence specifically tell a
group of
Iranians behind closed doors
which are
not pence Pompeyo CIF state
state
department former CIA will get
it
eventually
specifically told them which
means you
know it had to leak out we're
just
holding back we're not doing
anything no
aggressive moves from us it's
not gonna
be us whatever you so that
means of
course that there's something
afoot and
meanwhile they take the abraham
lincoln
in about eight has ten thousand
ten
thousand sailors and they set
them right
here on this is
this is and nobody's saying
this is yes
Tulsi Gabbard Tulsi gabbard's
all over
it haven't you heard I haven't
heard
that but here's the report from
CBS with
Iran's Revolutionary Guard
today ruled
out any talks with the US aimed
at
getting Tehran to give up its
nuclear
program this as tensions grew
with a new
show of force in the region
here's David
Martin a Carrier Strike Group
has
already passed through the Suez
Canal
and b-52 bombers already landed
at an
airbase in the Persian Gulf but
the
Pentagon is sending even more
forces to
back up its warnings to Iran
Patriot air
defense missiles an amphibious
assault
ship a nuclear-powered
submarine along
with fresh supplies of
precision guided
weapons are all on their way in
response
to intelligence reports Iran is
preparing to attack American
troops or
diplomats Secretary of State
Pompeo has
warned any attacks will be
answered with
a swift and decisive US
response in an
interview with Margaret Brennan
for Face
the Nation former defense
secretary
Robert Gates said he's worried
the stage
is being set for a conflict
neither side
wants if the Iranians make the
mistake
of launching an attack in the
Persian
Gulf on a more American warship
the
administration probably won't
have any
alternative but to retaliate
carrier
Lincoln was first passed by
Yemen where
Iranian backed rebels have in
the past
fired missiles at American
ships and
once it arrived at the entrance
to the
Persian Gulf they will be
operating
under the noses of Iran's
hardline
Revolutionary Guard units David
Martin
CBS News the Pentagon you know
I really
hope Trump has a handle on
what's going
on here because all these
things can
just collapse so poorly and
really mean
they're ratcheting up the
Syrian thing
again Oh a sadhas bomb I didn't
clip it
it was so insulting Assad is
bombing
hospitals again killing
children and
patients hospitals the war
machine is
huge
well this particular situation
is so
obvious we're shipping all these
armaments ten thousand ten
thousand on
sailors alone yeah what is
here's the
one thing that is ever
discussed by any
of these news operations cuz
you could
if you or walk working in DC
you could
just ask somebody you can go
you had
their Pentagon briefings the
question is
what does it cost to move the
Abraham
Lincoln and all of the new gear
and fly
the b-52s and take all the
ships and
move them into the into the
region right
next to Iran what does it cost
well how
much does it cost to move all
this gear
over there in the first place
it's gotta
cost me I got it cause I'm
pretty sure
no I'm pretty sure we can find
the
answer in the Muller report
that's what it is
everyone's your to meet the
so-called
media is so bad and it's hard
enough
even if you put something in a
headline
in the New York Times most
people won't
really know about it
it's got to be headline news
for days
and days and days it's got to be
hammered there's too much media
too much
noise people tune it out they
got the
other things to do they don't
care so
the machine is very good at the
repetition because that's what
works
it's house why do you see the
same damn
princess toast commercial for
the stupid
vitamin C gummy bear for your
moronic
kids and I don't have kids and
I keep
seeing this ad I have one but
not to
need to the gummy bears it's
because it
works and you remember it but
they're
not all they're doing is Mulla
Mulla
Mulla bar trump the mela mela
mela by
trumpet my limited mind about
trump is
nothing not informing the
American
people and I'm sure it's not
much better
anywhere else
no it's well you know it's not
let's go
here's here's an interesting
one this is
a story now sorry this is the
story that
I should take our break we
can't unless
it's related oh shit we should
do a
break here yeah oh my god
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show 1137
starting with author Arthur
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gobut sir goblet sir and he
actually
sent a note in in Dutch I just
wanted to
say I'll translate on the fly
Adam this
is my Mother's Day donations
for my mom
who's had a hard time recently
with my
dad who has a broken hip uh his
this is
his brother or son has a thg no
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a son who
has ADHD who just became a Vike
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I guess he's talking about
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needs health and relationship
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sir
the weight while I read the
names and
donations mm-hmm you will be
looking for
the Mother's Day call-outs
because it
was an open yes
style which means you can
donate any
amount and then we'll call it
your mom
if you so mention it yes in
other words
you mentioned your mom will
call her out
okay that's the way this worked
it
wasn't a big success but but we
do it
every year in hopes that it'll
work and
yet again know which make which
makes me
really wonder oh that's the
people are
fighters not lovers here men
David
Rosenfeld $125 nothing about
his mom
they see now he's a good guy
but it's
nothing about his mom Jeffrey
Jaques
jacque's
Jeffrey Jaques yeah happy
Mother's Day
to my mom Jackie and my wife
Marty and
to all no agenda followers
mothers wives
and sisters dr. Jeff 12345
focus locus
one 1843 his message was please
disregard this message
fantastic even
Draper in Arlington Virginia
111 dollars
and 10 cents no note at all
Brian in
Portland Oregon hope sir
Tristan banning
in Toronto and which is 1 to 39
Canadian
he likes to say Chad Finkbeiner
hundred
dollars and his first donation
give them
a D douching know you've been
deduced
Lindt fog well $100 Robin Dyke
$100 from
the Netherlands a Sir Patrick
Coble of
course Earl of Tennessee 9999
happy
Mother's Day to my best friend
my wife
and mother of our two kids you
are
awesome and we appreciate
everything you
do too for our family muscle
blessed to
have my mom and her mom in our
lives and
let her mom's on that nice
probably why
is traveling so much sir crow
the fiber
night 808 happy first Mother's
Day to my
smoking-hot wife Kim boob for
breast
milk what it always ask ask for
human
resource and job karma back in
November
got dividends on both should
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11th yes or crow the fiber
night you're
on the list for today
Alexander stalls burger 800
eight sir D
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some some
requests for some stuff we'll
put at the
end hopefully Matthew manga in
69 sir
Dwight the night six seven
eight nine
Baron mark Tanner six seven
eight nine
what's his specialty as a
matter of fact
six seven eight nine Jonathan
Greenlee
5858 my home Jonathan Greenlee
happy
Mother's Day to mother Milne of
The Rock
River Valley your loving son
Jay G and
the kids and Miguel Lopez 5678
happy
Mother's Day to mom Mercedes
and his
smoking-hot wife Tanya Adam
Conklin 55
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some cash
to give my lovely lovely maybe
wife and
know my lovely and loving mother
Nelda a podcast shout out don't
worry
she'll never hear it what's a
podcast
and such thanks Robert
for his mom Betty even though
she's
dementia B I still love her
okay Nicholas Zuma how often
510 no he
says for Mother's Day call up
my wife
Katie's a douchebag for not
being
subscribed to the newsletter no
we're
not gonna do that
we don't douche women for that
right
well you're getting it aren't
you
Nicholas
it's enough to just make her
read it
Ryan and forwarded to her
didn't make
her life miserable
uh Ryan Brady 5510 happy
Mother's Day
mom if you still listen if
we're doing
well with moms aren't we yeah
this is
part of the problem
yay mom sir daddy cast of the
love house
India Burt 55 yeah that's two
her mom I
love you mom Cindy she says
okay Wow now
we got somebody who decided to
write war
in peace which of course in my
spreadsheet I can't see yeah we
should
we should come up with it just a
suggestion cuz I've done this
myself
it's Christopher King the joke
is you
wrote war and peace what would
be a
hipper version of that
shouldn't be like
the UH
kicked over the hornet's nest
trilogy or
maybe Tolkien's or Lord of the
Rings we
need to update what when we say
that
well you we don't say it that's
my joke
I say it all the time and your
want me
to change it no I I say it to
it yeah
you know what changing work on
that just
working on your material Atlas
Shrugged
Bible the Bible Atlas Shrugged
donation
he says and special shout out
to both
both mothers and the mmm
efforts that
made them that way okay
no names 55 bucks you're not
reading
this entire note there's no way
no yes
sir Mike from Ewing New Jersey
happy
Mother's Day happy birthday to
my smokin
hot wife Chris yes she is on
the list
he's also a gear 50 467 Laura
Wilson
fifty five fifty fifty three
fifty feet
three Jeff I can say it in
Sammamish
Washington and he says and she
says
happy 53rd to sir Austin of the
snowy
Cascades may 12th is his
birthday same
day as our daughter graduates
college
very nice
Robert Rob Robert Roberts 5150
in honor
of his awesome mom Stephanie
Gunter a
cowhand in California and
tougher than
any man I know he says
curiously in the
random number theory continues
we have
Austin Wilson Oh obviously
relation to
Laura Wilson and Sammamish
Washington 50
120 yes happy Mother's Day to
Dame Laura
of the snowy cascades from sir
Austin
the snowy Cascades it's quite
the day as
our daughter graduates from so
these two
they are so loving this family
and they
both like the surprising each
other and
both mention their daughter a
beautiful
beautiful family
Stewart Walton 51 I do today
what is the
day today they're graduating
from
college in the middle of May
yeah at
least just graduated she just
came home
Friday they're just trying to
cut the
year down his buddies love to
mom Jill
in Stansted mont-fitchet it's
in the UK
from her son Stuart and Simon
85 still
going strong never had a fight
reads the newspaper without
their
glasses and that Stuart Walton
$51
Brielle slate in Lake Papa Kong
in New
Jersey
happy birthday to jeremy Ryan's
slate of
the create your own life
podcast love
Brielle and a delay yes on the
list got
it 50 88 from Brielle Lee
olivarez
Olivares 5058 for our mom our
mom Diane
baronet's her economic hitman
came in
from Houston Texas fifty
dollars in one
cent following people will be
fifty
dollars name and location if I
can have
the location and Adam will
catch the
moms shoutouts what I do
starting with
Robert Kerr back
essexville Michigan Kevin
Silverman in
Severn Maryland Robert Dicke
decanate
can a deca me in Fairfax
Virginia
Sam Godwin ins parts unknown
for my mom
sue who gave me courage and was
never
afraid to hit me in the mouth
right then
Haven in Pine knocker very good
Haleh
get mo lowlands Lac night Black
Knight
says lack night black night sir
lineman
of the net Raleigh Hawk yes
happy Mother's Day to my wife
Robin from
Black Knights or lineman of the
net
Raleigh Hawk in the pronounced
marchello
said her name I guess no I'm
sorry
that's the next one that's my
no more
cello sorry or cello I'm again
Masucci I
guess mm-hmm 50 that's a it's
is there
no but it's it is his first
donation he
says credit unfilter for
bringing me
here this guy still long I
thought they
were off the internet there
there no
okay
David they haven't been on for
almost a
year now he probably listened
unfilter
picked up our show and then Dan
wanted
the originator to donate one of
the
original things he's hoping to
God they
come back but now they didn't
Christie
could asked us for help and
then we
could have shown him some ways
of making
money not anymore
Johnson Farris in liberal Kansas
Kimberly Redman in Toronto
Ontario and I
was last on our list is Robert
Bruckner
and it doesn't have any so
that's it for
our call-outs do okay well I
think these
folks want to thank their moms
yes happy Mother's Day Happy's
mother
happy mother didn't Mother's
Day to
Tiffany
my sister and my sister Willow
both
outstanding moms of course Tina
the
keeper be Mother's Day to me me
Tina the
keepers yes mom in the universe
Jesse
will never listen to the show
no it's
not not such a great mom
because she
doesn't listen so mama she
doesn't
and also I guess D have been
Eric
DeShields wife she does listen
time to
time and she's busy twenty boys
they got
the how many kids are running
around
thirteen kids I knew something
like that
she will be mushy hear me not
here they
would call out well thank you
all very
much and our moms in heaven
John yeah
would you ever make good from
Joe's
solace solace our hey Adam John
heard
episode eleven thirty five
where I
donated one hundred twenty-one
dollars
donation was attributed to me
the
donation was supposed to be for
my buddy
and fellow producer clay bass
Avicii I
think in order to get him to
knighthood
I just wanted to send you both
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so he could get the credit for
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knighthood
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to either myself or John and
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sure we'll
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2009 teen here's our birthday
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birthday was smoking hot wife
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little
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have a
note from producer grant mm-hmm
about
this dimension of the of the
diesel subs
which we're talking about them
if it was
an antiquated thing or why we
were
laughing the pointed they made
the point
of saying yeah well this guy
here just a
couple of people actually say
yeah
diesel subs are exceedingly
quiet
compared to nuclear boats
nuclear
vessels need to maintain their
coolant
pumps even when lying silent
this means they always create
some level
of noise that can be detected
by it
passively listening diesel subs
run on
batteries meaning that they can
be
completely silent while moving
at low
speed and cannot be detected
unless they
move quickly which causes
cavitation
this means the sub can move
into a
shooting position without the
enemy
detecting them while running
like this
their opponent must use active
so more
sonar to ping them active sonar
gives
away the the pickets ships exact
position and is likely to
invoke a
torpedo launch at the surface
ship doing
the pinging this is why they
are very
dangerous
ok diesel subs weakness is that
they
need to charge their batteries
using
their loud diesel engines
either while
on the surface or just beneath
it while
using a snorkel they are very
vulnerable
while doing this ok little
background
people don't know the more you
know on
the No Agenda show Alyssa
Milano uh
she's pretty powerful in
Hollywood due
to her I think her husband who
was a big
CIA agent I think
she is using an oldie but
goodie the old
Lysistrata trick calling for a
sex
strike to protest anti-abortion
laws in
other words you see I think she
has a
slogan or a logo it's a big
pink sign
with a big X and where is it
oh here it is hashtag sex
strike our
reproductive rights are being
erased
until women have legal control
over our
own bodies we just cannot risk
pregnancy
join me by not having sex until
we get
bodily autonomy back
that's a bumper sticker huh
this is
absorbable Georgia of course the
heartbeat bill the heart which
is
dubious is questionable it's the
Hollywood lot of Hollywood
movies are
made in 1 million square feet of
soundstage in Georgia yes huge
they have
a lot of sound stages and they
got a lot
of action together they got and
the
workers are cheaper yeah you
know so
yeah so they like to make
movies there
but now I think Spielberg and
some other
guys that are better kind of
signed up
to do movies there said well
they're
gonna take their profits from
these
movies and give them to some
rights
organizations they're not
actually
pulling out completely as some
others
claim but super action is in
Alabama
mm-hmm where they're just gonna
make
abortions illegal and this is
supposed
to be the lead-in to the
eventual
supposedly I don't know what's
really
going on there but I have a
clip ok cuz
I have the question questions
about this
let's listen to the clip first
Alabama
State Senate delayed a vote
Thursday on
a law that would ban virtually
all
abortions after a rancorous
floor debate
that saw lawmakers repeatedly
shout in
protest the bill would make
providing an
abortion a Class A felony
punishable by
up to 99 years in prison
Alabama Senate Minority Leader
bobby
singleton objected after
Republican
leaders sought to remove
amendments from
the abortion
that would have allowed
exemptions in
cases of rape or incest and
other
Democrats also protested when
Republican
leaders attempted to pass
amendments on
a voice vote they demanded a
roll call
so that lawmakers votes would
be put on
the record this is andrea miller
president of the national
institute of
reproductive health i mean the
reality
is what happened in the alabama
senate
just shows how high the stakes
are right
now when a state is planning to
ban all
abortions outright and not only
eliminate access to abortion
care for
the people in their state but
in an
effort to eliminate it for
everyone all
across the country because they
hope
they'll be the ones to bring
the case to
the supreme court that will
overturn or
severely eviscerate roe versus
wade yeah
i think they're a long way from
doing
that with these although it's
light slaw
this heartbeat bill which I
read through
because I'm very interested in
the topic
and you know it completely
flies in the
in the face of the privacy of
Roe versus
Wade so I don't think that in
actuality
it will do much but yeah yeah
what
eventually happens is the
access you
have to go out of state and
that's
definitely a problem I know by
you job
I'm proud killing people I
think it just
to be televised that's that's
the only
beef I have about it I think
you know
you put people on death row we
kill them
great you got to televise it
this should
be the same but I'm confused
about the
numbers we have birth control
and it's
very effective 100 and it's
99.9%
effective multiple different
kinds of
ways it's and it's mainly these
ninety
nine percent for women deal
with the
problem after all it's their
body I
don't understand this these
high numbers
about five because I looked it
up I was
over the weekend about five
percent of
all women per year I have an
unwanted
pregnancy forty percent of
those are
african-american
represent 6% of the population
so that's
very high my question is why
and it's
not really answer that there's
some NIH
studies but why do people become
pregnant when they don't want
to and I
don't even know how to
formulate the
question it's an onion they
call it
unintended pregnancy as an
unintended
didn't want to get pregnant
didn't want
to have the baby so are is his
access to
contraception too controversial
not
available too expensive why why
is why
is this option being chosen
with you
know AB reasonably high
frequency I
don't know
the only answer any well the
only answer
I get from the NIH is education
the less educated you are and
the less
and the poorer you are the more
chance
that you're going to have an
unintended
pregnancy I still just don't I
mean so
that means that again with
education
just needs to be be better or
are there
other reasons I'm just looking
for its
high I find this number high
and we have
so many different ways to stop
unwanted
pregnancy upfront no one no one
has this
talk you know it's all about
the the
baby killing part and the
choice or life
or whatever but what is the
root cause
and you don't know either I
guess I
don't have a clue yeah but it's
simple
education or people don't care
they're
careless there's a lot of
carelessness
or there's just a pad the heat
of the
moment and who knows I mean
it's just I
don't know I'm out of the group
that's
involved with this I mean the
only thing
that I can think about after
and I
really have put that it's in
the show
not to put some study into it of
unintended pregnancies and and
to have
it's one of various surveyed a
lot but
the answers all they say as
well here
the groups who have it more
often but is
it possible that we're so
shattered
certainly the african-american
African
Americans who historically
really ever
since the welfare state came
into being
the real welfare our fatherless
families I have this fear that
there are
a lot of black women who feel
like okay
I'm gonna have a child with
this guy my
baby daddy you know you hear
them all -
my baby daddy it's this whole
cultural
thing and it's not just black
but this
is where we're hearing it the
baby daddy
and maybe he'll stay with me
and it's
almost used like a like a like
a like a
bond between a wishful bond and
then it
doesn't happen the baby daddy
leaves
like I'm not want to get rid of
the kid
that's it feels like that maybe
some of
it and it can be black or white
but just
the numbers say African
American women
40% of all abortions and this
and now
we're just looking at the
unintended
once unintended pregnancies I
know it's
this is the stuff I'd like to
understand
mate I'm sure we have people in
producers who cannot get all
the best
well no but we can discuss that
if our
producers to point us in the
right
direction REITs and producers
notes but
we have no nothing real
information
absolutely nothing but yeah
other other
than everyone just going
apeshit over
this is there nothing about it
in the
Muller report no I didn't see
anything
about in the Mulla report I got
another
news story that we didn't get
any we
have no information but this
hasn't been
covered by anybody who's our
new defense
secretary do you know what's
his name
yeah isn't it the junior guy
who came in
the
the the undersecretary guy I
think it
might be what's the nice to
know you
know this is president
important job
what's the clip president
Trump's
nominated Patrick Shanahan to
become the
next Secretary of Defense and
has been
acting the Pentagon chief since
Trump
fired James Madison the start
of the
Year last month an internal
Pentagon
ethics investigation cleared
Shanahan
following accusations he
unfairly
favored the weapons contractor
Boeing
where he spent over three
decades as an
executive yes but we talked
about him
because he was the Boeing guy
that's
yeah we discussed this I have
two clips
to to media related clips the
first one
is it's only the intro to an
interview
with Matt Taibbi Matt Taibbi I
like a
lot of journalists he writes
for Rolling
Stone or wrote for Rolling
Stone and
then I think he moved to the
intercept
and he said he left the
intercept he
left the intercept me I was
right he
went back anyway because he
found it to
be actually had a phone
conversation
with him and I asked him about
the
intercept thing and he just
thought it
was just a disorganized well
maybe it
was at the time it seems to be
a lot
better now yeah you don't know
no you
don't anyway he has a book
called if you
seen Taibbi recently he doesn't
shave
the head with unfortunate it's
not
shaved he's looking a little
scraggly
scraggly yeah there's a book
out called
hate ink and I have not read it
yet but
he went on to the only place he
can can
get on that his news related
his on
Russia today he can't get with
Chris
Hedges can't get anything else
and I
just wanted to play only the
intro that
Chris Hedges did before the
interview
because it kind of neatly sums
up what's
in the book and I think it's
gonna be an
interesting read welcome back
to part
two of our discussion of the
decay that
has beset American journalism
with Matt
Taibbi the author of hate
incorporated
how and why the media makes us
hate one
another last week we discussed
the
shattering of the old forms of
media
manipulation and the rise of a
new
a landscape built around
demographic
silos that sell in her nest seen
conflict the result Taibbi
points out is
a bifurcated public that is
addicted to
hating each other this new media
landscape still manufactures
consent but
by setting group against group a
consumer version of what George
Orwell
in 1984 called the two minutes
of hate
our opinions and prejudices are
skillfully catered to and
reinforced
aided by a detailed digital
analysis of
our proclivities and habits and
sold
back to us
it is Taibbi rights packaged
anger just
for you
the result is political
impotence a
fractured and disempowered
public
crippled by hate and fear and
mesmerized
by the fake dissent of the
culture wars
and conspiracy theories rather
than
genuine dissent the moral swamp
is
fertile soil for demagogues
such as
Donald Trump who is a creation
of this
media burlesque and feeds our
emerging
corporate totalitarianism and
that's why
you should not only listen to
but also
support the No Agenda show
because
that's exactly what's out there
you
don't even have to listen to the
interview very Slendy of course
it was
gracious as they had known the
socialist
congratulate he should be at
Starbucks
tweeting from his macbook so we
have the
trade we're going on another
another
interesting little tidbit was on
Democracy Now which I never
heard any
place else which is the France
the
French are having you besides
having
their yellow still ongoing and
six
months now 26 weeks is the the
26
weekend it's still going now
they got a
Yemen protest going on in
France in
northern France human rights
activists
are attempting to block
authorities from
loading French weapons onto a
Saudi
vessel saying the shipment
would be used
to kill civilians in Yemen and
violation
of an international arms we
were holes
in that deal treaty about a
hundred
protesters turned out Thursday
at the
port of love ahead
the arrival of the Saudi ship
as lawyers
for two separate human rights
groups
sued to prevent the shipment
the protest
came after a French news site
reported
French made tanks and
laser-guided
missile systems were being used
by the
saudi-led coalition against
civilians in
Yemen's war this is John Paula
cook a
member of the French National
Assembly
who joined Thursday's protests
on public
yeah oh yeah men this is the
war in
Yemen is a difficult war we are
turned
into supporters of Saudi Arabia
and if
we the French citizens do not
act if we
don't try to stop arms sales we
will end
up as accessories to this
business we
don't want this we don't want
to be in
this situation I wonder this is
miss
French yeah I can get them a
lot of
props so how how was that
intertwined
well actually let me play my my
yellow
vests a clip because this is
what I
heard was going on but maybe
the two
word intertwined or half of the
people
went over to the Yemen protest
heavy
rain kept the number of yellow
vest
demonstrators down in Paris as
the
movement marked the 26th
consecutive
weekend of protests organizers
were
hoping to regain the momentum
following
a record low turnout last
weekend
the government says fewer than
19,000
people turned out nationwide
although organizers said this
was
because of major Mayday
demonstrations
earlier in the week a bit too
wide this
weekend's protests big
demonstrations
were planned in the regional
cities of
Leo Anant and to lose more than
5,000
people were expected at the
Leon rally
court to protest against plans
to
privatize public services
Saturday's
rallies come two weeks before
European
Parliament elections when more
protests
are planned the movement began
last
November as a protest over the
plan
rises in fuel tax he grew into
a wider
campaign of grievances against
government policies
yeah mind you urine news is not
to be
trusted no notice they don't
mention
what the tax was about oh just
a fuel
tax no it was the climate
change fuel
tax yes and so that that no
longer is
nobody wants to talk about it
no I have
a climate change thing but I
move that
over to Thursday
right because it yeah is an
interesting
theory that I was listening to
and I
think it might fit a little bit
it
helped us understand more
what's going
on or what can be done or what
can't be
done
Greta Thornburg now tweeting
that we
really have to start we don't
really
have five years Oh would you be
dead
five years because of climate
change no
she says if we don't have
substantial
things underway in five years
then
forget your 10 year mark it's
not gonna
happen she got a PhD in this
what is the
deal she got braids man drug
prices
rigged to have this clip okay
this is
lawyers are crooked
the attorneys general of 43
states filed
a lawsuit today accusing 19
generic drug
companies and more than a dozen
executives of price-fixing
generic drugs should cost much
less than
the brand-name drugs they copy
but that
is not always the case
there's Bill Whitaker of 60
minutes
it's an industry-wide
conspiracy and I
think it answers one of the
biggest
questions all of us are asking
which is
why are prescription drugs so
expensive
and I think we know why now
because the
prices of generic drugs are
fixed and
there's a widespread conspiracy
to rig
the marketing Connecticut
Attorney
General William Tong says his
office
found evidence of price-fixing
by dozens
of generic drug industry sales
directors
marketers CEOs dating back to
2006 how
many drugs are we talking about
hundreds
hundreds of drugs what kinds of
drugs
every kind of drug that touches
our
everyday lives I'll give an
example
though this is my bottle of
doxycycline
it is a common antibiotic that
I take
every day for a skin condition
and
there's a conspiracy around
doxycycline
and so sitting here today as the
Attorney General the state of
Connecticut I'm one of the
victims
doxycycline makes kids nuts
doesn't it
no no it's just recycling oh
your
version panics okay all right
give us
something happy to leave the
show I want
Chelsea Manning's out I think
the
Manning update nobody talks
about her
being out of jail wait a minute
I saw
her on I think she was on CNN
this
morning but she dad was it was
an
exclusive that exclusive but
okay in
Northern Virginia famed US Army
whistleblower Chelsea Manning
was
released from a federal prison
Thursday
after spending 62 days behind
bars for
refusing to testify to a grand
jury
Manning had been subpoenaed to
answer
questions about her leaked of
hundreds
of thousands of Secrets State
Department
and pentagon documents to
Wikileaks
including evidence of u.s. war
crimes
the grand jury ultimately
disbanded
Manning's freedom could be
short-lived
her lawyers said in a statement
she will
again refuse to testify in
response to a
separate subpoena yeah I'll get
the I'll
get the CNN interview for
Thursday if
there's anything in there maybe
you show
up on a couple other shows yeah
all
right everybody we tried to
break it
down for you did the
deconstruction
should be complete at least for
what we
could bring you today
and we return on Thursday where
it's
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