August 29th, 2019 • 2h 55m
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Adam curry this is no agenda in
the
morning everybody
I'm Adam curry and from
northern Silicon
Valley where we're getting
ready but not
for sealed indictments
hurricane durian
or helicopters on Mars we're
getting
ready for Greta mania I'm Josie
Devore a
professional man I just that
was so
slick greta mania Microsoft
morning
screw Greta what happened oh
man it was
a big Windows Update and I
always get up
at 5:30 on show days and I did
it last
night yeah you were some more
tonight
usually I just like if there's
gonna be
an update you know 5:30 a.m. is
okay if
it takes 30 minutes 45 minutes
and have
to reboot everything just to
make sure
it all works and then it reset
drivers
it turned my screen to dark
mode I've no
idea why yeah drivers were set
to the
wrong bitrate
just look I don't know why did
that yeah
I had that thing turned me into
dark
mode one side of the blue on
him update
I can't figure out why yeah but
I never
had a bunch of drivers reset
maybe
because you have all kinds of
weird
drivers that why would any of
them yeah
I shouldn't it just leave it
the way it
is maybe the updated a driver
that's
possible you see them Windows
10 updates
shouldn't be updating drivers
randomly
well who the hell knows that's
the one
thing I did appreciate about the
Macintosh
if it was broken it was just
broken for
a long time
there's no no quick little fix
on
Tuesday just busted you know I
just
these things anyway we're on
the air
everywhere
yes greta mania she made it
didn't she
oh man I was stunned and then
she
she came I guess she came out
the other
end okay now she's stuck over
here and
it's gonna be Greta mania you
watch
gonna be like the Beatles is
she gonna
do a ticker-tape parade through
New York
she might I do have an NBC a
soon Berg
report if you want to play that
a
teenage climate activists whose
passion
for the planet has attracted
global
attention arrived in New York
City today
the young environmentalist
chose to
travel on a zero emissions
yacht and she
invited fans to share the
journey here's
Kelly Kobe a tonight climate
activists
Bredesen Burke is back on dry
land after
15 days at sea the 16-year old
Swedish
student who started a global
youth
movement when she went on
strike from
school last year that sailed
from
England
August 14th for New York and
the United
Nations climate conference
taking a boat
she said because flying is
terrible for
the planet so I think this will
be fun
sharing her maiden voyage with
her two
million social media followers
tweeting
it's like camping on a roller
coaster
and on day eight you really
lose sense
of time but one day stood out
highway
that bad weather making them
just one
day late two weeks to stare at
the ocean
and think about the planet kelly
cobiella NBC News yeah yeah
well I hand
it to her I'm impressed that's
that was
no no small feat for a child I
probably
would have turned it down myself
yes that's okay guys unless
you're a
sailor and you really like you
want to
give it a shot on something
really in a
very high-end boat but now one
of those
guys now this is a whole United
Nations
deal and of course they're
flying the
crew back she getting bad
that's still
unclear she got a single hand
the boat
back it's gonna do we mean the
flying
the crew both gonna do I don't
know
maybe we get to keep her that
would be
nice so you know that here on
the no
agenda show were not big fans
of abusing
children for climate for green
New Deal
climate
hysteria but she seemed to be
into it so
okay let's find that Canadia
has a
Canada has a new campaign where
they're
really abusing kids and this is
the
eighteen to eight campaign have
you
heard of this yeah well the
eighteen to
eight ten to eight yeah so they
feel
that eighteen know the voting
age in
Canada Naevia is eighteen and I
want to
change it to eight yes they do
and
here's why excuse me do you
guys have a
moment to talk about climate
change we
pulled kids across Canada and
asked them
to rank election issues in
order of
priority 74% ranked climate
changes that
issue most important to them
climate
scientists are now saying the
only of
twelve years left asked if you
want to
avoid catastrophic damage
that's why
we're lobbying the federal
government to
lower the voting age from
eighteen to
eight
the future
[Music]
and if we were
[Music]
you're alive
I can't
these kids are not here let the
kids
vote let kids vote the last
voice at the
end was mr. Miyagi
they even got him in he's a
hundred
years old now from Karate Kid
yeah the
kids again terrorizing kids
there's also
any of the kids were seeing it
that was
pretty good
yeah that is actually a good
one was
[Music]
thats your chance
twelve years left we're all
gonna die
but it's okay because this what
happened
less frequently in our future
this is
going to go away it's going to
become
less of an issue you know why
that's why
well no no no it's the children
will no
longer be making children we
have to
reduce said so herself on her
live
Instagram I think about the
kind of
family that I want a plan and
I've
already known my entire life
that one
day I'd love to adopt children
but even
now you know when you put
climate change
on top of that I know that I
want to you
know perhaps have one less
child and I
thought I would maybe have it
if I can
even have a child biologically
I don't
know right and and you know I
think
having a mixed family is part
of my
personal
planning but it's really hard
and I
don't think sometimes that older
generations really understand
how much
we're taking this into account
who
didn't want to account that
they don't
want to have children's less
children's
and the way she says it she
says I don't
think down to older generations
know how
much they walk did she say it's
part of
my personal so she says she
once have a
mixed family with one less than
she
would have planned as part of
her
planning but it's really hard
and I
don't think sometimes that older
generations really understand
how much
we're taking this into account
oh no we
do you're terrorizing the
younger
generation night we're very
cognizant of
what's going on thank you very
much a
gist we know what's happening
just prick
what's happening what what we
don't talk
about is that Michael Mann the
premier
climate scientist who first
handed the
hockey stick graph to Al Gore
lost James
Hansen who handed the hockey
stick no is
it not was Michael Mann okay
and he just
lost the court battle has to
pay court K
court costs and lawyer costs
because he
refused to produce the
underlying data
in court
of his assertions oh he's got
nothing
well he refused to show it why
if it's
so powerful yeah so he just
made it up
yeah well it was the actual oh
this will
be good this will be swept
under the rug
well there's a bunch of reports
about
this now this was the hockey
stick trend
that was featured in the third
IPCC
assessment report that came out
in 2001
that is what Al Gore used and
what was
the oh yeah so the court and
British
Columbia dismissed his lawsuit
because
he was suing you know for
slander or
whatever because many dr. ball
I think
said is bullshit you don't have
it's not
true and they dismissed the
lawsuit with
prejudice which I think me in
this case
means it was so stupid you
brought this
to the court and it's the are to
regression analysis which
underlies his
graph he refused to produce the
documents was ordered to
produce them by
the court given a deadline
refused to
produce them the court
dismissed the
case now will you hear that
anywhere on
mainstream media probably not
not with
Greta mania a good old Greta
luckily
though luckily though we do
what you
brought the analysis of this
Amazon
lungs of the world to the
previous show
which now you were saying knew
I saw
Newsweek time um the New York
Times they
didn't did they do any kind of
story on
this this hoax that I didn't
see it that
the Amazon is the lives of the
world's
well that world NatGeo had a
nice little
ditty on on the Amazon and you
know the
funny thing is Pamela Anderson
used to
be the lungs of the world
one single tree can produce
enough
oxygen to support two people
and the
Amazon rainforest is ten times
the size
of Texas producing 20 times
more oxygen
than all the people on the
surface of
the earth could consume but not
one
breath of it leaves the Amazon
there are
so many animals living in the
Amazon
basin that the life their uses
all that
oxygen for all these years I've
been
thinking the rainforest is the
lungs of
the planet now sure it makes a
lot of
oxygen but it uses it all no
that's
another interesting little
factoid it
never really leaves the Amazon
it's not
it's like and I don't I think I
mentioned this after the show
and you
said you didn't say it on the
show I
thought I did but I'll say it
I'll say
it now which when I was a kid
that's
what we were taught we were
taught that
the Amazon is the you know get
produces
all this oxygen and it's like
very
crucial that it remain intact
yes I
think I learned similar yeah
this
reminds me of the International
Geophysical Year which I
believe was
1957 and was recorded by Steely
Dan then
before it before the
International
geophysics year everybody would
in the
schools would teach that it's
just a
coincidence that if you look at
a globe
that South America kind of fits
into
Africa like out like a couple
of jigsaw
puzzle keys oh yeah I always
heard that
no no no you think that fits
now no no
yeah then the International
Geophysical
Year appeared and they
determined big
that's when they discovered
tectonic
plates and that realized that
yes it was
once one giant landmass and
then it
moved away very slowly but it
did fit
which was the which was the
first thing
you'd see when you looked at a
globe
logically it looked like some
it fits
and they're trying to deny that
the
obvious 'ti of it why were they
denying
it and when now it's it's
generally accepted as true
baffling it
just became some sort of a
standard you
know somebody I have no idea hmm
think they didn't want to
believe it I
guess it was like now that can't
possibly be true because that
means it
would be one giant landmass and
we have
no evidence of such a thing
well this is
such a convoluted topic that the
Democratic National Committee
voted
against a presidential climate
debate
amongst the candidates the
delegates
voted two hundred and
twenty-two to 137
against allowing candidates to
participate in the debate
dedicated to
the topic after a heated floor
fight
interrupted by protesters
chanting we
can't wait and failure of
leadership
which are not good chance by
the way but
okay this was quite quite lame
so they
decided no we're not gonna have
a debate
just about climate change CNN
immediately turns around second
hmm if
you're gonna address this which
we have
addressed in the past this has
been
going on for a while but what
what would
be the debate they're all on
the same
side well I completely agree
with the
leadership actually that it's
it would
be suicide for them to have a
debate
because no one has answers it's
all
conflicting you can you're
right they're
all on the same side it would
just come
down to how much money I don't
know it
would be it would be hilarious
to watch
and great for our show it would
have
been fabulous so instead they
someone
co-opted CNN and they announced
an
unprecedented top primetime
event
they're going to do seven hours
of Town
Hall's back to back live from
New York
on Wednesday taking audience
questions
oh yeah so we start at 5:00
p.m. with
Julian Castro followed by
Andrew yang at
5:40 Oh there's different
interviewers
to hold on this is great
so wolf blitzer oh right
wait I should mention this
because yeah
this is a little a dimension to
what
you're doing here when this
first began
which was before the first
debate they
said anybody who takes part in
something
like this will be kicked off
the debate
stage period I don't know if you
remember that I do well these
guys that
you're starting to mention
already I
don't know maybe it's gonna be
changed
if you keep reading names
they're
already off because the
Democratic Party
decided no we're gonna do one
debate now
it's not gonna be twenty people
and
they've already exercising
numerous
people from the stage oh well
so that
sounds like these guys are two
of the
guys well we're only gonna have
one to
ten and but this lineup is very
interesting again it starts at
5:00 p.m.
Eastern Time and it ends at
year-round
midnight Eastern Time so if you
were to
take this rundown and you
flipped it to
the left you would have the
people on
the Left start and the people
on the
right end and of course the
important
people in primetime will be
right in the
middle so we start off with
Castro
interviewed by Blitzer at 5:00
p.m. then
Andrew yang at 5:40 then Kamala
Harris
at 6:20 p.m. interviewed by
Erin Burnett
then we get Amy Klobuchar I
can't
believe she's still around
she'll be at 7:00 of course
vice former
vice president joe biden
will be interviewed by pooper
at 8 p.m.
followed by bernie also by
pooper at
8:40 p.m. then elizabeth warren
interviewed by chris cuomo
what a bum rap that is at 9:20
followed
by mayor pete at 10:00 p.m.
and Don Lemon will interview
Beto
O'Rourke at 10:40 p.m. sayanora
Beto and
Cory Booker at 11:20 p.m. he
barely is
barely on the same day so it
looks like
Joe and we this is gonna be
five hours
or how many hours it is
seven seven hours and know of
an hour
and of one Laur
one hour long interviews with
the
various candidates about
climate change
it looks like it's 40 minutes
each time
well there be ads in there have
you ad
free is it I think it will
break for ads
it after each block I think I
don't know
they have not mentioned this
I'm not
looking at a at the spot card
the rate
card um this is a disaster
and notice Tulsi is not on the
list the
nor is Marianne Marianne
Williamson yeah
both the probably more
interesting than
all of them combined if you're
making a
show it sure would be and if
you want
some different noise definitely
told
actually Tulsi and Marianne
Williamson
Ruby - they get they get
ratings these
other people nobody wants to
listen to
any of them no you're right
blather on
any burn you'll probably get
some
numbers but who else is gonna
get
numbers this is like a ratings
nightmare
I can't believe we got to look
at the
overnights on that when this
happens
because it's gonna be it's a
joke yeah I
mean who wants to watch
anything for
seven hours on a Wednesday
isn't there
any is or something on
Wednesdays
Tuesday it's gotta be something
up
there's a bunch of like FBI and
I think
somebody's up these might be on
Wednesday SEAL team I know is
but
there's really actually not a
lot of
good programming on Wednesday
so buddy
but but still well you know
last night I
was surfing around and it's
like boom
the new Beverly Hills 90210
they brought
it back so I likes clickety
click I'm
like yeah let's watch this
within 7
seconds the keeper goes I can't
watch
this go bad ok I'll just turn
it off
speaking of television the
Video Music
Awards I don't know if you had
a chance
to see them once again MTV
rolling out
the Illuminati fest that it
usually is
and the alumnus in fact you one
of the
first VJs and very popular in
the in
your era yes and no so you were
invited
to do it like a retrospective
no there
was this little thing where I
quit and
took mtv.com with me that they
still
kind of hate me no but but they
don't
just hate me in 1989 I was
asked what it
was demanded of me that I gave
Michael
Jackson the video Vanguard
Music Award which was an award
the music
video would which had which had
not
existed prior to that and it
was a real
hassle because had to be done
LA and
there's a whole bunch of and I
really
didn't want to go but I had some
personal stuff and anyway they
they
worked it out and so I go there
and it's
a famous video of me with Tom
Freston
and Michael Jackson standing on
an Apple
crate so he's the guy 6 was 6
feet tall
he was half a foot taller than
me but it
very specifically the award was
from
then on always to be named the
Michael
Jackson video Vanguard Award
and began
probably because of the movie
the
documentary they decided to
just drop
that they would not say it it
was not in
any announcement it was not an
in any of
the voiceovers it was only the
video and
it went - what's her name Missy
Missy
Elliott and who deserved it but
she look
she was nice she actually said
you know
I want to thank Michael Jackson
but it
was so lame of MTV I mean that
was a
deal then and it was part of an
actual
contract that it be named after
him
because they wanted him to
perform on
the awards that year so they
broke their
contract down kid I don't but
anyone
cares
um so that was severely
disappointing
but man this the stage was in
triangles
there was all oh yeah I was
everywhere
and then they brought out the
high
priests of the Illuminati John
Travolta
and Queen Latifah's Raisa no
both at
least kind of gay and in the
Hollywood
weirdness though I just oh
there they
are there the high priests come
on in
and then they showed a Doritos
commercial where they didn't
show the
actual chip which is not that
commercial
yeah the commercial it's all
about the
triangle and they flashed the
all-seeing
eye I'm sure it's funny but but
the
thing that really got me is in
one
commercial block I saw an ad
for the
clear blue pregnancy test
followed by
teen moms - you can't make it
any
crazier have you ever seen teen
moms no
it's the saddest show you've
ever seen
and then the and and that comes
right
after a pregnancy test
Edie this they're going crazy
over there
well everything was sponsored
oh here's
the Jonas Brothers with their
Toyota ad
it's you could see the meeting
yeah what
can we do man we could Jonas
Brothers
there we can get him do some
photo for
the brand let me think
I know ultimate road trip
playlist from
the Jonas Brothers great idea
I'll run
it by management infantile
gnarly it's
what it is sometimes why don't
we break
sit we had a little bit of
action fine
well let's catch people up yes
I think
maybe this one clip will catch
people up
which is that the Queen has
agreed what
happened was Boris Johnson
decided that
he went he wanted to do this is
called
prorogue yes shut down what is
the what
is the etymology of pro-roh
is the word rogue a part of
that I don't
know Provo look it up if you
can find
look up entomology at prorogue
I think
it's uh just some old term that
had
referred to a shutdown but the
idea is
that we're coming up on heart
on brexit
in october end of october so
we're gonna
do is around September 15 shut
down
Parliament and leave it shut
down until
we just have a hard hard brush
well two
weeks before two weeks before
well yeah
actually the two weeks before
should be
time enough but probably won't
be two
weeks before be it just enough
time to
extend it might well it's my
debt none
yeah I have some thoughts but
let's do
your stuff yeah we have some
thoughts
well let's see if I got a Devon
number
comes mostly from people
moaning but
let's just the NBC and their
brexit
reports tonight the UK may be
on the
brink of a constitutional
crisis the
Queen has approved Prime
Minister Boris
Johnson's plan to suspend
Parliament
from early September to
mid-october the
surprise move blasted by
opposition
lawmakers one calling it a coup
they now
have less time to debate
Johnson's plan
for a brexit divorce from the
European
Union by the October 31st
deadline so
there were some fake news that
kind of
went along with this as your
people were
immediately saying oh this is a
hijack
and this is not uncle Scoob
hashtag coup Boris Johnson's
coup but
it's not uncommon for in fact
it's quite
normal for Parliament to shut
down just
before the Queen's Speech which
is kind
of the State of the Union only
it was
and by the way prorogue means
basically
prolong I looked it up that's
the that's
the etymology of it and so it's
longer
than it typically is and what
you just
heard at the beginning of that
report
that let me just play this
beginning
here tonight the UK may be on
the brink
of a constitutional crisis so
about that
constitutional crisis here is a
channel
for UK
the reporter standing of course
on the
grassy knoll there in front of
Parliament listen what he says
Rex the
crisis is that entering
uncharted waters
even file flexible unwritten
Constitution it just took the
Queen to
give her consent and it was done
Parliament will be paroled or
suspended
flexible unwritten Constitution
this is
not in their constitution they
don't
have a constitution we've got a
Magna
Carta so this is way back to
this
constitutionality is bullcrap I
think
that was put in that the phrase
constitutional crisis because of
something Americans can
understand okay
and it's some Brits can
understand too
because they think that Trump
is trying
to take over the place yeah
focus
blather bogus blather yes there
you go
do you have analysis of this I
have a
couple of guys on the street
moaning and
groaning some what's that my
famous
people and this is off this
little
network his little online
network called
Joe which is in the UK and it
is seems
to be a pro EU mechanism of
some sort
and this you know they every
time they
have anything so much waving
the hell
with the British flag we're
waving the
EU flag but let's listen to
this one
this is a guy who's a who's a
baron a
parent Adonis
used to be a member of
parliament wait a
minute that sounds like a no
agenda
Baron name he's there with his
pal he's
no Adonis I might add but he's
there
with his pal in there bitching
and
moaning to do to the man on the
street
report on the network Joe and
it breaks
it means no deal you know not
enough
medical supplies to the country
shortages of food people not
being as
getting an out of the country
then it
definitely needs to be either an
election or a friend of that
it's a huge
pity this has happened because
nobody
wants to queen dragged into
politics she
has to follow the advice of the
government but to be pierogi in
polymer
which prevents Parliament for
meeting at
all for five weeks during a
national
crisis is quite a
acceptable Hilary and I have
been in
Parliament a long time we've
been
ministers no way with the
governments of
which we were a party of
thought of
offering advice like this to
the Queen
and it's keep creating a deep
constitutional crisis which i
think is
only good to be resolved by
Boris
Johnson backing down and
allowing more
time for our Parliament to
debate these
crucial matters the referendum
campaign
much was made of taking back
control do
you think many people realize
that meant
taking back control for the
executive or
no one thought that because
remember all
the people were in favor of
brexit now
told us there'll be a deal you
know
indeed remember Faraj said that
Norway
was a great place to be well
Norway is a
much more elaborate deal than
even the
one that resume negotiated this
is
Norway nonsense yeah everyone's
scared
to death and that's why they're
promoting the second referendum
of
course I mean they're gonna
keep doing
that now this other guy is
actually more
interesting and this is the
clip Paul
Masson this guy was a BBC
economics
correspondent this shows you
the kind of
nature of the BBC being a
stooge for the
EU and the guy heads up
something called
Europe now or something like
that some
organization which is promoting
you know
Europe taking over the world
aka Germany and he's comes on
and he's
worse than this other guy he's
a and
again he's an ex BBC
correspondent he
was an economics the he could
the
economics guy and he just goes
he just
goes off think his lack of a
popular
mandate makes the decision to
Prague
even more suspect it's not even
suspect
it's so clearly programmed as
soon as
the MP said we're going to
unite to stop
you he's pulling the plug on
part of him
it's it's a plan whose plan is
it it's
the plan of the elite it's the
plan of
the billionaires behind Trump
the dark
money behind Nigel Faraj it's a
plan
it's being executed and you
know I know
make people just don't would
rather be
doing something else so what I
yeah it's
still somewhere in my head but
it's at
times like this that your
democracy can
be stolen from under your nose
Trump waded in today what's your
response to him saying that
Jeremy Trump
is my response fuck Trump
for Trump full stop exclamation
mark and
align the guy doesn't understand
democracy you know what what
right is
heated to dictate the outcome
of a
British political crisis but of
course
that's what it is but the whole
design
this is for me by the way this
is no
longer about brexit with or
without rex
it leave all remain the issue
is are we
going to become a colony of
trumps
America and lose our democracy
yeah
since he was mentioned in the
clip
I have Nigel Farage who of
course is
part of these billionaires and
the money
billionaires behind him black
money well
he says something very different
well here's the big dilemma you
know how
do we leave the European Union
on the
31st of October do we leave
with a clean
break back set or do we leave
with the
withdrawal agreement that mrs.
may put
to Parliament three times and
the three
times rejected and here's my
concern
much as I think Boris has
brought great
optimism and energy that the
job things
the president from who
identified it
looks like he wants to go for
an amended
form of that withdrawal
agreement and
that would still leave us very
tied to
he rules and would mean we
could not do
a trade deal with the USA for
several
years to come so I'm what I'm
doing as
leader of the brexit party is
putting as
much pressure as I can on Boris
because
they come on we spent over
three years
waiting to do this let's just
get out
with a clean break brexit and
get on
with our lives
I actually had two clips if you
know my
I'll just play this about the
same
length where he actually talks
about the
billionaires before you play it
the term
clean break brexit mm-hmm it's
really a
good term instead of hard
brexit clean
breath much regular me kind of
read they
should change the nomenclature
I think
clean break is very positive it
sounds
very positive sounds good well
that's
what you want in a relationship
you know
we just we had a clean break
yeah
what was the under hard break
difficult hard it's meant to
sound
difficult I'm sure someone
labored over
that term yes and they should
change it
to clean break if they're
brexit ears
let's talk about what'll happen
after
the break
I spent 20 years working in
financial
markets before getting involved
in
politics and very often you get
short-term hysteria in markets
and it's
always the old thing isn't it
you know
sell the rumor by the fact and
I think
frankly I think frankly once
the UK is
less the European Union if
you're in a
clean way
I think foreign direct
investment will
flood into the United Kingdom
because
we'll be free of Greece and
Italy and
all these economies that are
doing so
badly and the arguments against
leaving
are those from the status quo
those from
the big firms who were doing
very well
thank you you know and life's
always
like that you always get the
bigger the
rich one no change actually the
time has
come not just economically to
change but
democratically why should my
country be
run by unelected bureaucrats in
Brussels
I want to be free okay he wants
to be
free I want to be free I want
to break
free yeah well I don't think
it's gonna
happen by October 31st what do
you it's
not gonna slice Tomatoes yeah
it's not
gonna happen it's not gonna get
and
they've put it off and put it
off and
put it off and put it off I
mean I'd
like to see that mr. about time
we got
this off the table but they
just don't
want to do it they afraid well
you know
they're they're using the wrong
messaging and I think that if
you really
don't want this to happen if
you or
let's just say you don't want a
clean
break or a No Deal brexit you
know this
it was on PBS when I was
actually was
written on PBS I wish I had to
clip it
would have been funnier all
across
Europe families and couples on
vacation
are seamlessly crossing borders
were
their beloved dog thanks to the
European
Union pet Passport skiing now
oh is the
No Deal brexit looms as a
possibility
for Britain
that's right yeah your pooch if
you want
to travel with your pooch when
you come
back it'll have to go into
six-month
quarantine I mean it's not
really
what'll happen in reality but
man what a
scary thing to use
they should be hyping that it's
great
what the Britta didn't the
British
always have restrictions on
bringing
dogs into the country well if
you recall
when we moved from New Jersey
back to
Europe we wanted to move to the
UK
directly but we couldn't
because we had
six pets three dogs three cats
thank you
very much and so we had to be
stayin and
what do you hate dogs we had to
stay in
an EU country for at least six
months
which was great because in the
Netherlands you know it was no
problem
and didn't you know we flew him
over we
actually flew him over on a
small plane
my buddies flew us over and the
next day
Defra I think they're called
were there
was six cages here we're here
to take
your animals away because you
didn't
declare them I said would
they've been
in a European country for it
yeah no no
you have to they have to be
chipped I
said but they are chipped well
you have
to have the paperwork and they
they came
back and they were ready to put
these
animals in the cages and I had
had
called actually was a doctor in
Belgium
and I told him falsified that
shit and
send it over by fax right away
and he
did thank goodness and so they
were able
to stay with them because they
all had
the chip but the passport
scheme will
fall apart just like the regular
passport scheme I guess I don't
know
we'll never see it cuz it's not
gonna
happen I don't see this
happening for
some reason I it just doesn't
feel like
it will ever take place well if
it does
the mark is gonna collapse we
all market
like the financial markets well
I think
it's gonna be temporary but I
think it's
gonna be like one of those
flash crests
crashes yeah cuz people go nuts
oh my
god did it actually happen what
are we
gonna do I don't know I can't
take a
chance get out of my stock so
I'm gonna
I'm sure that all the scenario
have been baked in and they're
ready to
pull triggers at any yeah no no
not only
they are baked in because I
think
everybody's get your attitude
it's not
gonna happen it's not gonna
happen I
gonna say it happening so or
they gonna
have a redo which is my I'm
still
sticking with the redo hmm and
do
another election I mean that's
what your
original thesis is yes yep
do-over
well that's not the thesis
that's the
European Way is a difference
the EU ages
beat you down so there's a
controversy
amongst Americans Americans and
this
well then to some degree I
think anyone
in another country can follow
along with
the controversy and this is the
Dave
Chappelle special on Netflix
which has
just been a phenomenal
spectacle to view
the feedback I mean I know you
saw it
because you posted about it on
on the
tweeters yeah and now Scott
Adams I
think you in relation to that
or maybe
you tagged him or something
this was not
I disagree that if Scott Adams
says one
out of three people have no
sense of
humor while that's Beck might
be true I
think that number is one out of
four
well while that might be true
this was a
dimensional problem and a big
one I in
fact I viewed it in mixed
dimension
company and it was very on it
was that's
great you had that opportunity
it was
very like I did too cuz I
watched it
with with Jays fiancé Nick and
he's a
molecular millennial did he
like it he
loved it okay
yeah well you didn't have a
good mix
then he's clearly not dimension
B I
didn't say age difference as I
said mix
dimensions and I think that's
where the
difference is and I thought it
was
fantastic
I laughed a quite a lot
watching it it's
and I'm not gonna deconstruct a
Dave
Chappelle but I do think there
was a
moment that was just so
beautiful in its
simplicity it was a great joke
and he
set it up really well by
completely
preparing you to such a degree
that the
audience actually just shouted
out their
bias well here I'll play this
for you
this is the the impressions
that I say I
feel kind of well he it kind of
got the
whole ball rolling where people
got mad
tonight I'm gonna do something
that I'm
not particularly good at but
that I like
to do do not even try some
impressions
out
[Applause]
I only got two
I the first impressions kind of
dumb but
I like it this this is my
impression he
ready this is my impression of
the
founding fathers of America
when the
Constitution was being written
you read
it
yeah it goes hurry up and
finish that
Constitution nigger I'm trying
to get
some sleep now
now that's brilliant to set
people up
into a racist mindset you know
I found
it to be extremely smart what
he did
followed by this
the next one
the next one's a little harder
I want to
see if you can guess who it is
I'm doing
an impression of alright let me
get into
character yeah guess who it is
though
okay here goes hey sir if you do
anything wrong in your life and
I find
out about it I'm gonna try to
take
everything away from you and I
don't
care what I find out it could
be today
tomorrow 15-20 years from now
if I find
out you're fucking finished
who's that
that's you that's where the
audience
sounds like to me
that's why I will be coming out
doing
comedy old fandom y'all niggas
is the
worst motherfuckers our identity
so it was so beautiful that and
I
isolated that one little bit in
the
middle where he says who do I
sound like
and you can hear multiple
people in the
audience know it's yeah there
was a
number of people the audience
is said
Trump but I think I think that
trick by
setting you into a complete
racial
mindset just thinking about oh
my god
those guys were so racist and
of course
you're thinking about
Constitution
you're thinking about
presidents that
he's put that into your mind
and he may
I think he made people think
that and it
worked and then he said no but
that's
you and I think that really was
a blow I
think that really hurt some
people's
feelings it's possible and uh
it was
definitely he too recently one
of the
things about that particular
but I've
watched a lot of Chappelle uh
and his
comedies always been
unstructured this
was an extremely structured act
it had
the beginning of Midland and it
had
callbacks right yeah yeah and
it was
structured way more than
anything I've
ever seen him do before which
is one of
the reasons I kind of liked it
and more
than usual I mean other
people's oh my
gosh yeah they're gross yeah I
mean a
lot of people grousing about it
but I
don't know got me off-guard
there were
two things that I think really
that
here's what I heard from the
mixed
dimension
he's transphobic everyone he's
transfer
he's just and he did and I'm so
proud of
this show how many years have
we been
talking about what he calls the
alphabet
people what we call LGBTQIA PPK
and that
they don't get along that it's
not a
community and so he took that
basic
premise and he turned it into I
thought
a very funny joke about driving
and
everybody in that in the
alphabet car
but you but the only thing not
the only
thing I've heard
and read consistently is he's
transphobic either transphobic
and
because he did he messed with
everybody
including his own wife but also
his own
celebrity and fame and his kids
I think
that and you you posted a link
to a
review where the the reviewer
seems
somewhat ups and the reviews
are just
you know crazy social justice
warrior
stuff this particular reviewer
was
rather obsessed with how much
money he
has or how much money he made
and and I
figured it out
it's because of his privilege
but it
doesn't compute to say well the
black
man has white privilege because
that's
basically what he has and so
that came
out in the washes he's rich he
was
unbelievable
forage did you know there was
twenty
minutes of bonus footage I
actually we
killed it after that so I have
to go
watch the bonus footage like in
the next
day or two so the show there
was 20
minutes of bonus footage which
was an
easter egg he had to let it
play all the
way out and then it wasn't it
looked
like it was ending if you
looked on the
timeline but then it flipped to
another
playlist item and that was this
20
minutes right after his the same
performance I think on Broadway
and he
sat down he talked to people
and he had
one story of how he was
prepping for the
for the comedy for this
particular show
and he was doing some smaller
gigs and
in one like 200 seat I think in
San
Francisco does one woman got
really
angry and one of his jokes and
then as
she's leaving says well I'm
sorry I got
raped you know she was really
really
upset and crying and it kind of
you know
it really put the whole place
in a
downer yes but the same show he
said it
was interesting that there was
a a trans
woman there and she was
laughing and
laughing and he thought I mean
I have
the clip of him saying it if
you want to
hear maybe he'll explain it
better
because there was something
really
beautiful that came out of that
which I
think he he would have been
better to
put it in this
special the same show there's a
trans
woman sitting in the audience
this is
true story this is like a few
weeks ago
I did six shows that weekend
this trans
woman came to four of them
calls herself
Daphne man this chick defens
and they're
cracking the fuck up and
everything I
said about everybody
it was amazing she was laughing
and it
was fun to watch your ass do
you tell
she was letting go with
something that
was heavy and she throw her
head back
and she smile with all the
teeth she was
having a great time and the
more fun she
had I felt bad because I knew I
had some
trans jokes on Logan
and I thought to myself maybe I
shouldn't say these jokes cuz
I'm like
fuck her evening up she's
having so much
fun but then I thought to
myself if I
can't say it in front of us
should I say
this shit at all so I let her
rip to my
surprise Daphne laughs harder
the trans
jokes than anybody in the room
in fact
everybody in the room would
look at her
to make sure was okay
so now I go out of the dressing
room and
and like you can see like all
the staff
is there like cleaning the club
up to
the audience at dawn and
sitting at the
bar by herself who's definitely
and
she's like hey come join me for
a drink
and I don't want to think that
I'm
transphobic another I guess I
could have
at least a drink and we get
some tequila
I was sitting there and she was
fucking
cool turns out the damn thing
she wants
to be a comedian she's asked me
for
advice and I told her advice to
all this
shit and then she says to me
she says
boy you sure do get a bad rep
for your
trans jokes I said definitely
thank you
but you don't have to say that
I hope I
didn't offend you she goes nah
oh no no
no she said in fact I read
about you in
the New York Times I said you
did she
said yeah she said I thought it
was
interesting that they blamed
you for our
Kelly they said you normalize
them for
telling jokes about her I know
yeah yeah
they said that she goes I
wonder why
they never said that she
normalized
transgenders by telling jokes
about us
and I've never thought about
that it's
never occurred to me and we
started
making out
and and that was I thought that
was
really a beautiful thing and I
bet it
happened just like that but
it's not I
don't see trans people up in
arms
yelling I see people who had
you just
can't find any other group that
that
they can call victims then
trans yeah
this is the classic identity
politics
right which I explained in an
essay that
was sent around a lot of people
like
that that was good was a very
good essay
you want to summarize or just
saying hey
people go read it well it's no
it's
actually really something you
need to
read because it stems from the
thought
that you've changed the kind of
a
Marxist concept of oppressed and
oppressor into various little
groups
where you always have a
someone's being
oppressed as someone's the
oppressor
where it where it boils down to
the the
white male cisgendered white
male is the
maximum oppressor he's
oppressing
everybody and he must be you
know dealt
with somehow by I don't know
how you do
anything about it but it's just
very
interesting okay yeah well
start there
he's horrible white males so
yeah and I
have to go watch that end the
bonus was
with some good stuff in there
some good
stuff yeah anyway back to this
thing you
were talking about which is
that you had
a dual audience who was in the
audience
that you were watching it with
you
watched it with with one of the
kids
mother-in-law yeah it's called
the
stepdaughter
stepdaughter yeah yeah she
didn't find
it funny how is how old is she
22 so
she's a younger she's cutting
in between
or she's a young she's a younger
millennial millennial yeah and
20 just
fine any humor in it uh no I
don't think
she thought it was very funny
and and
she said you know he's he comes
across
as very transphobic and yeah we
didn't
really have any conversation
about it
but yeah I was laughing and you
know I
didn't see any laughter and I
felt
you know it's like wow wow what
is that
and she has humor she's not a
humorless
person I just what what is what
has
happened and she hates black
men no I
think also no exposure too by
the way
the debt joke due which I just
said
takes the transgender
complaining to
another level yeah it's just
trying to
let that one go sorry you
weren't gonna
get away with it well the you
know but I
think that she may not have had
any
exposure to this type of urban
ish humor
not even urban just just blatant
in-your-face comedy which let's
be
honest has kind of been
impossible for
comics to do for the past what
five
years at least not a ten well
there you
go there so it's it's a complete
different differently formed
funny bone
and if you go and look into
that guy who
wrote that article and patch
who hated
the the act yeah he does
describe his
favorite comic which is a guy
from
Saturday Night Live who does
extremely
weird dry comedy see the shapes
comedy
interestingly I watched a
little bit of
that and I didn't find it that
funny I
didn't find it funny at all
there was
nothing so that's the
dimensionality
wide wide did he find that
super funny
and why did we just
non-threatening
humor for starters hmm so that
may have
something to do with it
it's very strange that
dimensionally I
you should find out whether your
stepdaughter likes that guy oh
good idea
that's a good idea
because it's interesting to
understand
the word at least deconstruct
and try
and see what the things are you
know
it's uh but I guess it right if
it boils
right down to it if dave
chappelle were
white this show would not be on
Netflix
ever in a million years I think
that's
the bottom line so it comes
down to
something
that's who I am that's why he
gets on
the stage is because he's
member of an
oppressed group you see yeah as
you said
you see I know I was using that
on
purpose
I would think I've seen other
acts that
are pretty pretty pretty boy
pretty out
there on Netflix okay well
anyway I find
it's interesting little that's
a second
is a new segment of the show
entertainment reviewing yes
enter interdimensional so
instead of
intersectionality we need
interdimensional 'ti we we
demand more
interdimensional 'ti in our
country was
definitely educational what the
Dave
Chappelle special was
educational no it
wasn't I think so hmm I didn't
clip it
but I was watching succession
on HBO is
that HTML yet you know the show
succession is that the one with
what's-his-name it's kind of
like a
Murdoch family and in the
figure the one
where the president got killed
in a no
no no no no this is no this is
a very
very good series I like it a
lot this is
the second season and it's it's
a family
it's it's modeled after the
Murdock's
and the what was the family
that used to
own the the New York Times
Seoul's
burgers yes yes and you know
they're
it's it's really deep it anyway
in that
show I heard the phrase pump
the brakes
and I was blood and that was
Sunday
right after you said it on the
show like
holy crap pump the brakes there
it is
first sighting in the wild well
you may
have just missed it before well
if
that's a lot of these things I
happen to
me and maybe it happens to
everybody but
we bring out of a phrase that
we find
offensive and then you said
well I never
heard that before when in fact
you've
heard it over and over again
you just
haven't noticed it
well that's possible and this
of course
is what the No Agenda show does
to a lot
of people is like all of a
sudden is
like having a ten speed bike
you see all
those bikes driving around oh
yeah never
notice
never notice before yeah you
don't yeah
or bill you start looking for
Priuses I
used to have a gamer used to
play with
my daughter said I would make a
guess on
how many Priuses from going
from the
house to a store just about a
mile maybe
how many Priuses we'd see on
the way I
think I remember you talking
about this
on the show well a speaking of
things
you notice when you're looking
for him
the unhoused in Austin Texas
have
increased their visibility
dramatically
since the city ordinance
changed this is
big it has been about six weeks
and of
course we remember our mayor
Adler who
said that Wow what are you
worried about
we'll take a look in six weeks
and
before the six weeks were up
they were
already talking about maybe
changing
something today 6 p.m. to 8
p.m. but LGL
LBJ auditorium I think there's
a huge
town hall the university is
very pissed
off because they do not want
camping on
the perimeter of the campus
which is now
allowed and students are being
harassed
who are coming on campus but we
have a
lot of reports from Austin I
only want
to share to our main drag in
Austin is
Congress Avenue that it goes
straight up
to the Capitol you see the
Capitol right
there in front of you beautiful
building
extra large sidewalks and as
we've
discussed previously you're now
allowed
to camp on the sidewalk one of
my
favorite shops which we talked
about on
the show before is royal blue
grocer
it's the downtown grocery store
they
overcharge on a lot of stuff
because of
course you can just walk to it
particularly alcoholic
beverages they're
pure ripoff but it's a it's a
high-end
grocery store where you can get
prepackaged stuff and
no not really anything to cook
but some
produce and just it's for rich
people so
they are typically open until
midnight
and they are now thinking of
closing
down at 6:00 p.m.
with change comes issues we
just we
consider ourselves a compact
urban mark
we're a little different than a
convenience store we're also
not a
full-size grocery store and we
kind of
fit in the middle Craig Staley
is all
too familiar with the issues of
the
change in homelessness
ordinances we're
talking about the challenges of
operating a business on
Congress Avenue
with the changes to the
ordinances we're
really feeling a big difference
down
here we have a lot of sympathy
for the
people that live out here and
we take
care of a lot of them we feed
them in
our stores they come in with
money and
buy things from us thank you
the changes
and the things that are
happening down
here are having us consider
closing at
6:00 p.m. every night so we
don't have
to deal with what's going on in
the
evenings because it gets pretty
rough
down here we'll have folks just
take
something from our store and
argue with
us on the way out there I can
I'll be
right here remember and that's
a big
change wasn't always like that
and we have a pretty seasoned
staff that
works the night shift here yeah
there's
just a crew that works here at
night but
when they're coming to us
telling us I
no longer feel safe oh yeah
definitely
that's the big cause of concern
for us
so while they're staying open
right now
till midnight
al unless something changes
outside the
store they'll solve the issue
himself we've got a sooner than
later so
there's crime there's fighting
they're
stabbings amongst the homeless
themselves and I'm I know that
you saw
the the tweet from Austin Skid
Row the
at Austin Skid Row and they
showed this
whole perimeter of tents that in
downtown Austin I just wanted
to explain
what's going on there because
if very
interesting this is right by
the arch
that is the Austin Resource
Center for
the homeless it is the only
shelter that
we have at the moment in in
Austin
downtown Austin and they have
you know
your typical shelter facilities
inside
and this is run by a non-profit
and they
get lots of money and they have
lots of
people who serve their clients
but the
people on the outside are there
for a
reason it's a small gesture to
begin to
break down the walls keeping
dozens of
homeless people from seeking
services at
the Austin Resource Center for
the
homeless with just the number of
individuals that we're seeing
on the
outside and the folks who have
been here
for a long periods of time
that we've got a situation that
could
get a lot inside beds food
laundry
showers case management and a
cold place
to relax outside ever-growing
chaos even
with mounting safety concerns
about 80
percent of people living on the
outside
of the building never go in and
that's
not because we're capacity or
turning
anybody away it's just a choice
to not
come in great McCormack
executive
director of front steps the
nonprofit
that runs the arch says
building a new
shelter in South Austin likely
won't
make a dent here it's great I
don't
think from my engagement of the
individuals outside McCormick
says he
finds many people living
outside the
arch have developed their own
community
there and after years and the
elements
they're more comfortable here
they're
gonna go inside somewhere then
we need
more shelter space they are not
going to
go inside somewhere then we
have to look
at other solutions Austin Mayor
Steve
Adler proposed placing camping
restrictions on certain busy
streets and
at specific locations the arch
was one
of them
that's an unsafe place so it is
something that I think needs to
be a
relatively high priority to the
degree
that we don't let people sit
and lie
near the arch but we haven't
provided
homes or places for them to go
then all
we're doing is moving people
from one
place to another place in June
City
Council asked the city manager
to
consider at least 10 locations
one in
each council district that
would allow
camping what the manager came
back and
said is let's focus on getting
housing
all over the city rather than
focusing
on on an open camping area so
this is a
disaster people don't know they
showed
the inside of the shelter and
it looks
kind of like rule yes it looks
like
submarine berths you know I
wouldn't
want to be in there either it's
dangerous we all know that it's
housing
shelters can be very dangerous
particularly for women but
these people
really want to be on the street
for a
number of reasons one is that's
where
the drugs are you know and so
they want
a camp or where the drugs are
and where
they're and where they're
allowed to and
it's I don't know what's gonna
happen
today but it would be quite sad
if they
just continue to roll on this
well we
have to make it'll take years
but they
haven't killed anything it'll
take years
before they build something
after
they've appropriated land etc
Wow this
big football field where
everyone's
allowed to go you can only
imagine the
chaos that that will create
yeah well I
mean I could say the same for
San
Francisco I mean if or Los
Angeles
that's what I've been saying
and the
worst I guess it's getting even
worse in
Los Angeles where the
population of the
homeless has increased is such
an
extreme ever since it became
you know
the boos noted as a problem I
think it's
up to almost 60,000 people I am
actually
up my muscle play it there's a
woman
bitching about the homeless
living right
across the street from her and
in a
pretty good neighborhood what
am I
looking for here woman I have a
huge
rats nest right across the
street from
where I live where there's a
home and
homeless encampment I can't shop
downtown I literally get sick I
actually
have a cold right now because I
was
across the street talking to a
homeless
woman for about a half an hour
and I'm literally like I'm I
feel ill
after just talking to her
because I was
surrounded by trash and rats
and fecal
matter and urine
wait a minute from where you
live I
think that this misplaced
compassion is
is the problem yeah I hate to
say it but
you need to stigmatize
homelessness
people need to feel like they
have to
pull themselves up out of
something and
if they have substance abuse
issues
which i think is a massive
factor the
doctor I talked to dr. drew
says so so
why not but and he does have
experience
with substance abuse we've got
to do
something other than will do
homeless
because now people who are who
are
housed are running into trouble
you want
to change something with your
shed you
can go get 14 permits maybe now
you want
to camp right right -
unconscious go
ahead do whatever you want and
poop on
the streets while you're at it
we had
our first pooping video go
viral from
Austin on the corner in fact
they got a
note from Sir Mark Hall he's
thinking
about yeah I'm telling you San
Francisco
leads the way it's true you
guys are
always on the leading tip of
popular
culture yep sir Mark Hall said
that he's
thinking of starting a
non-profit he
wants to call it Austin poop
action and
the first thing the nonprofit
will do is
hold a public poop in at City
Hall and I
am in unit poop now we're gonna
get the
guy from build the dome to lead
the
movement of course we'll have
him poop
I'm not gonna poop I think it's
this is
it's really really really sad
but I have
hope for Austin because people
are
really pushing back um
particularly
downtown but it's everywhere
John it's
pushing back so much on the
west coast I
mean of course Austin did
welcome the
with open our course like like
idiots of
course we'd like idiots and so
the
homeless deserve to go there
because
they're gonna be welcomed with
open arms
and that's not happening here
but at the same time they're
not doing
anything about it besides still
hiring
more people to clean up poop
human poop
on the streets they got a team
before
like 7:00
it's almost they got more than
that now
mmm okay and Los Angeles
apparently it's
worse because in that report
but the
woman's bitching to Mona
turns out that this part of it
excuse me
a bigger report work because
the LA it's
got different climate than up
here where
it's pretty moist so the poop
stays in
its in a non friable its
moldable but
not fried but the poop in in
the LA
basin it's a hotter down there
and the
poop will dry out and then
powder and
turn into dust and then all the
pathogens and everything and
you breathe
it and that's what this woman
is sick
she says just from being around
it
because there's poop everywhere
in rats
is the other thing that's the
problem
which is the rodent infestation
which is
taking place in Los Angeles and
I'm sure
it'll be a problem in because
rodents
say you know as far as they're
concerned
this is great this is NPR with
poop talk
Jhansi Dvorak and Adam curry
discuss
feces yeah yeah well everyone's
got
problems
my Amsterdam is out of control
they used
to have not with homelessness
but with
tourists they used to have a
Bureau of
tourism sure it has been major
tourist
attractions do oh it has been
renamed
Bureau of tourism management
they are
turning people away their kind
because
it is over full it's become
some kind of
playground you know everything
is shut
down throughout all of Europe
really all
the fun is gone in Amsterdam
which never
at legalized marijuana it's
harder and
harder to buy it in the coffee
shops
because once you die or you
sell the
coffee shop it could never be a
coffee
shop again so that's diminished
the red
light this job is is the
moniker for a
yes I'm sorry the red-light
district has
been almost shuttered they have
one
street left and now they want
to even
close the curtains it was it
was a fun
tourist attraction but yeah it
was what
you get is tourists coming in
drinking
too much eatin the brownies
smoking the
weed puking and everyone's
plant holders
peeing in mailboxes making a
general
nuisance but we live therein in
2000 and
it was already a problem it is
just out
of control so this stuff going
on or
maybe I just have too many
people maybe
a day o'seas on to something
less people
maybe no tourism is out mass
immigration
is in it's the way of the world
everybody and with that I'd
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watch
typically i watch well i
usually watch
MSNBC during the day and when I
say
watch that means I have it
streaming on
my hearing aids that so I can
walk
around the house and do things
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know but that I can always look
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yeah you have to monitor this
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I will switch I switched over
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they have nothing else but
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up in
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while here the guest is talking
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a
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the guy
licks his fingers were the big
saliva
droppings likes trying to stop
the
burning that is not how you
consume the
holy herb
he took it one step further
yesterday
brought on an incredible narc
who wrote
a book about the topic and to
me it's
like I'm sorry
this is nuts in the aftermath
of the
mass shootings in El Paso and
Dayton the
country scramble justifiably to
understand what
might have motivated the
killer's
ideology seemed like an obvious
reason
and we we picked that apart at
some
length but could it just be
part of the
answer a toxicology report on
the Dayton
shooter for example revealed
that he had
several drugs in his system
including
cocaine and xanax who's also
known to be
a longtime user of marijuana
now again
the Tucker is for some reason
very anti
marijuana you just heard him
set this up
by saying he's also known to be
a
longtime user of marijuana if
he's a
heavy user or whatever's exact
words
were that shit stays in your
system for
a couple of days so if you're a
heavy
user and I will freely admit I
may have
been a regular user since I was
15 which
was actually too young I'll be
the also
be the first to admit you really
shouldn't be smoking that stuff
with
your brain still developing but
to say
well alcohol xanax cocaine also
known to
have weed okay well there was
nothing in
the toxicology report about it
so as far
as I'm concerned it's bogus
for example revealed that he
had several
drugs in his system including
cocaine
and xanax who's also known to
be a
longtime user of marijuana it
turns out
in fact that many violent
individuals
have been avid marijuana users
probably
would have because I got his
own out
sometimes on some of these
clips and I'm
glad you stopped it to point
out the
obvious 'ti of what's going on
here this
report has nothing to do with
marijuana
he throws it in as an
afterthought and
then he makes it the topic of
conversation this is the
cheapest trick
and by the way I want to point
out to
people that because I get this
nose
where these guys you know
they'd you'd
like to deconstruct him media
but they
never deconstruct conservative
media
usually because it's so stupid
this is
the dumbest cheapest crappiest
trick
coughs I've heard from quite a
while and
I'm wondering you I want to
mention that
Tucker is in the O'Reilly spot
which has
always been the anti marijuana
our
why I don't know you might as
well ask
somebody at Fox because it
disappears to
me now and that you brought
this up that
this has more to do with the
anti
marijuana hour which is that's
that's
exact same time slot that
Tucker's in
that that or Riley was in and I
don't
know why but that's the fact
but this is
bullshit this report well it
gets worse
and I do want you to hear the
narc speak
and I just want to again
reiterate I
have standing in this area and
I am
certainly not an advocate of if
you're
underage to learn use the word
knowledge
instead of standing please but
I have
used overusing the word
standing when I
think knowledge is a better
work term
and it's standing ready to me
me so
that's legal you are the one
that
started the holes
I have standing on this on this
very
show I'm remiss I will never
say it
again instead of remiss me
please say
I'm wrong I have knowledge of
this being
a marijuana smoker from the
early days
of when I was 15 in the
Netherlands I
didn't smoke a lot but by the
time I was
17 on the weekends definitely
and in my
adult life
there's many years I didn't
smoke at all
particularly my daughter was
just born
but I've pretty much been
smoking every
single day for the last 30
years almost
there 25 maybe and I'm you know
so maybe
it's three day at it depends
depends on
what the day is what I got to
do I'm
very functional I don't think
I'm a
violent person I do not have a
history
of violence yet I'd maybe I'm
just one
of the lucky ones when
individuals have
been I never heard the
Association
Jamaica where they smoke the
ganja I
have never heard an association
of
marijuana with violence here it
comes
there's a book about it the
narc in a
system including cocaine and
xanax was
also known to be a longtime
user of
marijuana it turns out in fact
that many
violent individuals have been
avid
marijuana users is there a
connection
well experience knows more
about this
subject at almost
the former New York Times
reporter and
author the fantastic book tell
your
children the truth about
marijuana
mental illness and violence
what what is
we don't want to jump to any
conclusions
they're not supported by
evidence of
course the whole intro was
jumping to
conclusions without any
evidence but
what is the evidence that
connects
marijuana used to violence so
we know
that a large number you know in
the wake
of the Dayton killer and the
information
that came out about him being
you know
having signs of mental illness
and
possibly being diagnosed with
bipolar
disorder a lot of people said
you know a
lot of people in the media well
many
people in the media said well
there's no
connection between mental
illness and
violence there's no real
connection
people with mental illness are
not
really more likely to be
violent than
the rest of the population that
is not
true but if you talk about
people with
severe mental illness people
with
psychosis people with
schizophrenia
right those illnesses
unfortunately are
highly linked to violence so
the best
studies which really come out
of Europe
show that as many as 20% of
people who
commit homicides have
diagnoseable
psychotic disorders and that
appears to
be the case in the u.s. too so
we so we
know that mental illness
accounts for an
appreciable amount of the
extreme
violence in not just in the
United
States but all over the world
and we
also know that cannabis can
produce
psychosis drugs in general can
produce
psychosis but cannabis
specifically can
produce psychosis
so I mean I don't think it's
going way
out on a limb to draw the
connection
then this use particular issue
in
chronic use and acts of
violence I mean
what the heck because marijuana
is known
to create psychosis and it is
in young
children definitely but that's
the
connection it's not hard to
make the
connection between mass
shooters and
marijuana Poly's I think if
anything
he's trying to get drug
companies to
advertise on the show again
this is
despicable but why don't you
talk about
what the drug companies are
doing by the
way
no report about Johnson &
Johnson on
Tucker show no report about the
Purdue
Pharma on Tucker show no no
let's blame
mass shooting on marijuana
that's pretty
bad Hey I think it's
unforgivable it is
it's the holy herb can't
believe my
voice skip down that stupid
yeah so gosh
golly gee golly gee whiz golly
gee whiz
people stop that anyway
that's very you shit I'll make
you feel
better
give him a douche bag yeah yeah
gosh my
gosh golly gee oh so I have a
nice old
church we're talking about
these online
guys like we're gonna take a
piece of
this thing but it's so stupid I
just
took the I so mmm this is
lawrence
O'Donnell the president is
raving
lunatic no contest it's already
in the
last slot on the line it's good
to go
yeah that was that was quite a
fun
little little escapade there
where the
he and Rachel Maddow we're
talking about
Deutsche Bank having loans to
Trump with
Russian oligarchs is cosine
it's true they brought back the
old if
true and what did some Trump's
person
one of trumps personal lawyers
that you
gotta apologize any day oh my
goodness
I dug up from I took this from
that
actually took just from one of
it one of
the Alex Jones Show they dug it
up not
Alex Jones just stroke but one
of these
other spin-offs he's got a
bunch of them
mm-hmm and this is this is from
Twitter
check she says Trump 2016 but
this is
actually from 2015
this is Trump talking about not
getting
flu shots on the Opie and
whatever show
it is on XM Sirius XM alright
well do
you get the flu shot every year
no why I don't know I've never
had one
and thus far I've never had the
flu like
the idea of injecting bad stuff
into
your body you which is
basically what
they do and I guess this one
has not
been very effective to start
off with
but the last one but I've never
had a
flu shot and I've never had the
flu I've
been a knock on wood with some
water how
is it that you've never had the
flu with
all the business you've done
over the
years you're always shaking
hands I am
shaking hands and I just don't
understand it myself
but I have friends that
religiously get
the flu shot and then they get
the flu
you know that helps my thinking
because
I say why am I doing this and
then I've
seen a lot of reports that the
last flu
shot is virtually totally
ineffective I
passed on this but that doesn't
mean
people I know how you're a
healthy guy
and I'll bet with those flu
germs show
up you go get fired I can't
believe
people like those guys so much
I never
heard him so I don't know yeah
unfortunately I don't have them
a recent
clip of the president saying how
important vaccines are I didn't
say flu
vaccine then be great anybody
said oh
yeah back to god I haven't got
to do
them well I do have an update
from the
CDC we're in big trouble when
it comes
to measles
did I see earlier in this week
breaking
news breaking news woman at
concert has
measles it was breaking news
who has
measles
but some woman I think was a
concert or
a concert or conference and she
had
measles and was breaking news
breaking
news because she was in the
midst of a
lot of people and she might have
infected them with the evil
Meisel the
evil measles so you know we got
a blaze
so we got to blame this measles
stuff on
somebody
evil Meisel we got to blame it
on
somebody who should we blame
the measles
out and not just the outbreak
but we're
about to get D listed as a
country this
is how bad it is oh my can you
hear it
I'd only have one channel this
is crap
piece of shit no like not
hearing
anything you didn't hear
anything at all
oh my goodness this is such a
great clip
let me see if I'm to reboot
well no it's
the stream heard it but you're
not
hearing it well just bear with
me for a
second at the beginning is not
that
important you may hear the
Nexen rubella
so low that in the year 2000
the World
Health Organization declared
eliminated
in the United States now CNN is
first to
report that the US Centers for
Disease
Control and Prevention says
there's a
quote reasonable chance that
the US will
lose its measles elimination
status as
early as October 1st by the way
this is
some idiot who produced this
CNN report
this television report where
they did
the voice over on the left
channel and
everything else on the right
channel who
does that anymore dr. William
Schaffner
is a longtime adviser to the
CDC on
vaccine issues losing the
elimination
status of measles yeah you
can't hear
okay it's no fun if you can't
hear that
now anyway he blames it on the
Jews
that's that's the punchline
what yeah
I'm the on the Orthodox Jews in
New York
who refused refused to get the
vaccinated yeah that's their
fault it is
pretty lame anyway so we're in
danger of
losing our Meisel free Meisel
eradicated
status on the world stage I'm
not quite
sure what
that's that is an embarrassment
to who
to the country I didn't even
know it
existed I don't know which I
don't know
which body does this I'm sorry
that clip
is the unhearable for you very
interesting that they did that
should
Amano do it before you yeah I
didn't
catch it I didn't catch it I
didn't
catch I would have I was
dealing with
the Microsoft Monday what can I
tell you
so I was something else you
were talking
about diseases go to the
mosquito report
oh boy now what more than a
pass tonight
some mosquitoes from the
Midwest to the
east coast are carrying a virus
that can
kill people in days spreading
across wet
warm regions where mosquitos
thrive
eastern equine encephalitis or
Triple E
is being detected at an
alarming rate
her brain is trying to heal
itself and
she can't do anything until
that happens
14 year old Savannah to heart
is one of
three suspected cases in
Michigan that's
done probably the worst time in
my life
I watched my daughter almost
check out
while extremely rare Triple E is
incredibly deadly a mortality
rate of
30% with no vaccine the virus
targets
the central nervous system
causing
swelling of the brain mother
and wife
Lori Sylvia died over the
weekend the
fourth confirmed case of
Tripoli in
Massachusetts this is one of
the most
deadly mosquito borne
infections with
nearly 30 communities now at
critical
risk in the state tonight health
officials are warning residents
in parts
of New Jersey Michigan and
Massachusetts
to avoid outdoor activity
during dusk
and dawn the heightened concern
comes
just before the holiday weekend
as many
flock to the outdoors the
advice is
simple use bug spray with DEET
on your
body and your clothes and avoid
standing
water where mosquitoes breed
tonight a
warning protect yourself from a
small
bug with a deadly bite you
might not
you know it's possibly that was
a native
ad for DEET I was going to say
why did
they that cuz that's a brand no
that's
not a chemical it's not a brand
it's a
chemical that's in in various
brands uh
insect repellent hmm could be I
had not
heard about the killer
mosquitoes Oh
gonna die so what exactly are
they
infected with equine
encephalitis
something he Triple E mm-hmm
ACEF
lightest where your head swell
your
brain swells correct yeah your
brain
swells and then you're you're
you're
kind of you've used long shot
you die if
you can get through without
being brain
damage well thanks for that
uplift
neurologist I live next door
and they
told me about some of these
brain
swelling diseases and the way
you're
supposed to do it if you catch
it by the
brain is swelling what you hit
if you
catch it while you're
breathless wait do
you have a headache lessen the
swelling
oh god nobody talks about this
they you
have to drill a hole in the
skull and
let the excess fluid which is
accumulating stream out like
you know I
could drain it nice it's like
it's like
collecting maple syrup put a
little tap
in there mmm and you little boy
at the
bottom I always thought that was
gruesome but okay whatever I
hated to be
very careful when you drill I
guess you
want to get any shards mmm
let's do a
little a little OTG
off-the-grid report
oh good a couple of things here
first
big news rain wait where's the
jingle
come on I like the jingle Oh
which one
would you like
Oh TG going OTG I'm an OTG got
a guy
[Music]
like that yeah happy yeah
that's the OTG
yes okay
big news came out as we kind of
expected
Amazon has part well we're not
gonna say
Amazon will say doorbell camera
company
ring owned by Amazon has
partnered with
for hundreds police forces
across the
United States granting them
potential
access to homeowners camera
footage and
a powerful role in what the
community
calls the nation's new
neighborhood
watch the partnership allows
police to
automatically request video
recorded by
homeowners cameras within a
specific
time and area helping officers
see
footage from the companies
millions of
Internet connected cameras
installed
nationwide I just want to read
that
again helping officers see
footage from
the company's millions of
Internet
connected cameras installed
nationwide
now you're the company's
customers but
ok they're yours I guess
probably in the
EULA officers will not receive
ongoing
or live video access and
homeowners can
decline the requests which ring
sends
via email and I have a feeling
that if
you don't respond they just do
it anyway
and why the hell wouldn't they
allow
access regardless of what you
say this
is so bad we have created a
security
state in our own neighborhoods
everybody
on my street has them you
cannot walk on
my street without someone
seeing you you
must obey that's exactly what
it is I I
find this very disturbing and I
don't
know what to do you can't
vandalize them
because everyone sees you
walking up so
I don't know what is there any
any
thinking on how we can you can
vandalize
them yeah but I don't want to
be caught
vandalizing no here's how you
do it
no tip for any vandals out
there and we
probably have a few few
listeners who
are vandals you know the humor
the
humorous ones you put a ski
mask on run
out of your house as fast as
you can but
first you first of all you
block put a
piece of wood or something in
front of
your own whirring oh I didn't
know is
that I gotta take notes hold on
okay put
block of wood wood wood yes
would put a
ski mask on grab a spray can of
do I
need a rope for this is well
just a
spray can of black like a
maggot hat use
rust-oleum paint cuz it's got
some
chemicals in there that might
scratch up
the blends uh-huh and then run
over to
your neighbors and spray them
thing as
fast as you can making sure
that you're
not being you can't be seen
from other
ring doorbells good leaving
your own
house if you can make sure of
that then
you can do it no the the whole
street is
well we're honest cul-de-sac so
we're
blanketed all the way around I
don't
think you can see your porch
from
another house the minute you
get on the
street everybody can see you so
the
minute you walk out your
driveway
everybody can see me in this
configuration where we're gonna
cul-de-sac that's that's where
we live
so I don't like your idea I
wish there
was something I wish I could
can you
destroy him with a laser you
know kind
of shine of laser well that
used to ruin
cameras that won't work anymore
will it
I don't think a laser is gonna
do much I
mean it's possible from a
distance if
you had a high enough foot
laser which
is probably illegal at the
begin with
that's something you don't want
to play
with you could probably blast
them you
know one at a time but you have
to be a
pretty good shot yeah yeah but
again you
know you oh maybe a drone maybe
a drone
with a spray can attachment or
something
that's an oh yeah that would
spray can
attachment or like good is one
of those
drones that holds like a 45 and
she's
the judge strapped the judge to
my drone
we'll take care of that for you
yeah
anyway so there's your security
state
you know and and believe me
it's gonna
come to bite people in the ass
but okay
see oh I got an interesting
note from
one of our anonymous that was
it for the
no no what is the phone that
you have is
it app you said it was a guy
phone five
something yeah hold on this is
this is
still part of the OTG segment
just
because I'm going into an email
oh yes
the iPhone 5 is the lowest
number I used
to be on the Nokia e75 it I
still like
that device but it's 3G only
and that's
starting to go away and it has
problems
seriously what Jay has found an
accessory for your phone for
the Nokia
no for the iPhone 5 well then
let me
tell you about my setup and
then I want
to swing it over and then I
want to hear
what the accessory is so in
order to be
prepared for the ultimate
shutdown of 3G
the lowest iPhone that will do
4G LTE is
the iPhone 5 you don't want the
SE you
want the five is a five has
good battery
life you want to turn every
first of all
you buy it off of Amazon
between 125 150
bucks and it comes in yeah it's
completely fresh and new so you
have to
create an Apple account we
should just
do a bogus name and you get a
you know
like an Apple ID and you do not
put your
credit card or anything in
that's just
so you can get through the
through the
process of setting it all up
you there
is one little gotcha that I ran
into
because I wanted the latest
software
update for that phone available
because
that would allow me to use my
hearing
aids it's the also the first
phone that
allowed that had the hearing aid
integration from Apple
you have to sink it through
iTunes
because it will no longer
download that
automatically over-the-air so
you have
to do some work now so once
that's done
you turn off all of the iCloud
stuff
turn off backups turn
everything off all
the privacy settings to the
left off off
off no location and I kind of
trust
apple's device in this regard I
think
that they're pretty fair if
you're not
logged in through iCloud now of
course
your maps won't know where you
are and
you only want to use Apple maps
if you
have to but the thing about
this phone
is you could flip it on also
you're not
going to install any apps
except for one
and this is the tricky part
because this
is where you do need to
consider if you
want to pay for this or not and
that's
called privacy Pro and you can
get one I
think free but you really want
the paid
version and that is the
equivalent of a
pie hole for your iPhone 5 so
you can
block any URL it comes loaded
with with
all kinds of links that it'll
block and
you can fully block Google
Twitter face
back and Instagram none of that
stuff
will work you can add things
and it's
essentially a VPN so what you
are left
over with after you go through
all this
and I should probably write it
up and do
a video which I think I'll do
just so
people have the steps then you
will have
a phone that does calling it
does
you couldn't down you can use
the
podcast app that works
reasonably well
you can do text messaging and
you also
want to make sure that I
message shit is
shut off so none of that you
don't want
to be because you'll get locked
into
their system to don't use that
and
you'll have a web browser and
the web
browser is really underpowered
you can't
you can barely do Twitter with
it if you
want to Twitter of course a
heavy site
just on the web browser itself
but if
you just want to you know do
something
really quick it's possible an
email now
email is not going to be a great
experience but if I'm out on a
Saturday
afternoon I get the newsletter
email
from you I want to take a look
at it it
takes me longer it's a pain in
the ass
but the flipside is I have no
reason to
grab this phone
to look at something really
quick
because it's a pain in the ass
so either you don't look at it
you ask
someone else a handy instrument
interdimensional millennial who
might be
nearby Hey look that up for me
I learned
that from you it works very
well or you
just just don't do it go home
and we'll
do it there and I feel that
Google has
having a hard time tracking me
and you
know it's it's blocking all of
these
wonderful all of these
wonderful little
URLs with trackers and clickers
etc so
and that the battery lasts a
long time
because there's no apps that
are you
know spying on you and talking
to home
base in fact nothing goes out
of there I
think you're gonna bring down
Google I
hope so
well we have a case that we
found
brand-new in the box did you
email it to
me no email it mail it to you
oh I
thought you said you're gonna
eat as a
picture or something okay no no
I got a
stainless send you and it's a
case but
it also has a battery in it so
your
battery life will last for
months yeah
and I appreciate that and I
will try it
out but I really like the very
lightweight I pick up the the
keepers
fine like you're having a case
you're
gonna drop it
oh I've dropped this phone
already this
is known as a busted into a
million
pieces no no haven't they fixed
your
problem chip the corner off
because it
has an actual you know metal
rim not all
glass that shatters on impact
but you
pick up an iPhone 10 like whoa
what is
this brick you're carrying
around no I
love it and I don't use it I
use it for
phone calls text messaging and
maybe an
email and that's it method all
you want
and you're reasonably secure
still not
the best but it's better than
nothing
and you got the 4G anonymous
says he
works at a university or she
and the
second day of class
administration was
left flat-footed after a
technology
glitch
over the past several years the
school
has moved to automated door
locks on
many buildings and classrooms
these
doors are unlocked the specific
times of
day and days of the week based
on a
central server well after a
nightly
technology glitch the network
servers
were down in the morning and
guess what
the students couldn't get into
classrooms employees couldn't
get into
their buildings employees who
found
their buildings master key
found it did
not open most of the doors
police were asked to break down
the
doors and can you imagine what
kind of
crap we're gonna run into in
the future
this is just the start I don't
understand why anyone would
think this
was a good idea
well I think it's I don't know
I don't
know why it's at that apartment
that you
used to live in to have this
system like
this and this is just power
went out
people would be stuck in or out
no it
was the elevator okay
it was the elevator that that
you have
to you have to pre-program the
floor you
want to go to and so all the
panel's
turn off but yeah you also
can't access
certain areas because the the
the swipe
cards you know the RFID system
doesn't
work which is surprising you
know we
have Texas that's another thing
I will
not do we have toll roads in
Austin
particularly yeah we have a
toll lane on
Mopac and you have this you
know if
we're like the tolls in San
Francisco
for the bridge or whatever you
got a box
right and how big is this box
that they
gave you for putting is about
three
inches by three inches is it
powered or
is it no bad as massive it's
it's RF
it's passive is induction so
they have
now it's just a sticker it's
just a
sticker yeah but these things
the thing
over the highway that's about
10 feet in
the air that's a good distance
it's
powering it's passively
powering this
this are RFID sticker and it's
blasting
it back I'm impressed
tell you might get irradiated
ten feet
at least give induction telling
yeah
just like that cooking machine
you know
he says cool burner you put a
piece of
mail on it starts heating up if
you by
any chance and I all your
fillings are
gonna be heating up if
everybody would
like to take a look at their
smart
phones if you got them shame on
you make
sure you do not have the
Foursquare app
still lurking on there
somewhere I don't
know if anyone even uses
Foursquare
anymore but several years ago
they've
checked in well yes apparently
that
audit they've automated some of
that
check-in stuff based upon where
you've
been in the past or where
you're going
this company still makes
according to
reports 100 million dollars a
year off
of location data and that's
just went
zombie apps because they have
very
because of the check-ins and
where
certain locations are if you're
on the
fifth floor of a building or
the ninth
floor the fair the Foursquare
app
somehow knows that still based
upon you
know they have 100 million
profiles and
still people leave this app on
their
phone you just don't think
about it but
it's communicating your exact
data back
continuously remove that
battery it
wasting battery to remove that
from your
phone so I'm doing all kinds of
research
about tracking etc I came
across a movie
which is on YouTube which I I
know if we
talked about it I'd never seen
it called
a good American have you heard
of this
movie just a cartoon
no it's and how that's Team
America a
good American is about the NSA a
particular bill Binney story
and Bill
Binney the whistleblower but
there's a
part of the story that I had
never heard
and you end this is a must see
it's
about an hour and 20 minutes
it's well
done is professionally done
it's little
slow from time to time but he
goes
through this scenario that he
and his
small team within the NSA had
built a
metadata
only tracking system called
thinthread
and it was so good that it was
automatically predicting things
were
going to happen based upon the
algorithms they had built he was
predicting them not after the
fact but
they could say in fact they
came closer
within 24 hours or something
happening
was I think the the coal yeah a
US coal
attack and they know and they
hadn't and
they hadn't even completed the
system at
that point and what he also had
done or
Benny and his team is they had
encrypted
all of the metadata nodes so in
you
would never know who who was
talking to
who they were just represented
by a
cryptographically signed or
generated
hash I guess and so if you want
to find
out who it was after seeing the
patterns
because that's what it was all
about for
this particular system then you
could
always get a warrant and then
you know
get the the private key out of
the vault
and unlock it and this system
works so
well that when one of the
bosses before
the the boss are you're gonna
hear about
in a second came in said well
what if he
gave you a billion dollars what
could
you do with this program and
Benny you
know and beanie and his team
went away
and they they thought about
they came
back said well for 300 million
we can
blanket the entire world with
the system
we really don't know how to
spend the
other one you know the other
1.1 billion
dollars so in 2001 a new leader
of the
NSA came in do you remember who
that was
that was general Hayden exactly
Hayden
came in and now I'm going to
switch over
to a piece of this movie
general Hayden
higher bill black to come in
and take
over the deputy director ship
once bill black was brought in
from SAIC
where he had been a vice
president the
following spring he brought in
another
senior vice president from SAIC
and that
person with Sam visitor
and who gets the contract to
develop
trailblazer
SAIC what's wrong with this
picture
SAIC was a private company it
is made up
basically of retired NSA
individuals
people from NSA retire and
they'll go
into a company like SAIC and
then
they'll use their contacts back
at NSA
to get contracts back to the
CIC so this
was really the start of what
would
become an incredible boondoggle
as the
thin thread system which was
working had
accurately predicted things
that NSA had
not even seen before and
retroactively
Lee found these patterns as
well which
they had missed no no Hayden
had decided
that it was going to be thin
thread was
going to weigh going away and
it was
going to be trailblazer and
Trailblazer
was all these big consulting
firms you
heard about SAIC coming in all
the big
manufacturers billions of
dollars on the
line consultants everywhere
they shut
down the thing that was working
perfectly well and these guys
came in
and started to create this huge
storage
of everything unencrypted no
cryptographic masking of names
etc and
it's a fantastic story to hear
how all
they gave but all they cared
about was
just big money from their own
buddies
and then listen to this last
clip about
9/11 I remembered this these
Hayden came
in in 2000 one day after 9/11 I
came in
dressed like I was going to
sweep the
floor so the guards let me in
otherwise
they would have kept me out
then too
because that day that general
Hayden
ordered everybody out of the
building -
I just need to mention that
you'll hear
a name here who was the number
three in
command Maureen Baginski and
she you'll
hear about her about in this
clip so she
was the third in command under
hate know
when I got in there
my god went up to the sark and
while I
was in there trying to look at
the
material and my on my computer
why my
contracting president of the
contract
during a group that I had
working on a
thin thread came over to me and
said
that he had just been in a
contractor
meeting with Sam visitor and
the in that
meeting
Sam Bazar had told him that he
said to
him do not embarrass large
companies you
do your part you'll get your
share
there's plenty for everybody
and he also
said that Sam had said that we
could
milk this cow for 15 years
we began to go about to the
workforce
and I would accompany marine
Baginski
the workforce took this
extraordinarily
hard people would ask her what
are you
gonna do and I still remember
her saying
9/11 is a gift to NSA we're
gonna get
all the money we need and then
some
direct quote 9/11 was a gift
innocent
all she saw was dollars coming
from
Congress here we would get to
spend
freely
how does makes my stomach turn
yeah they
already disgusting they
compromised the
country and it'll give a shit
about the
country now they don't take
care about
their pocketbooks this is a very
disabled should be rousted they
should
be rousted and they should be
roasted
beaten with with rubber tubing
in front
of ring cameras for all the
world to see
it's and hate and especially
and we
always thought he was creepy
and we know
these things are about
boondoggles I
hadn't heard this history no I
haven't
heard this story either i'ma
have to
watch this now thanks you'll
like it a
good American is the time
always like
Benny Benny and Thomas Drake or
my to
the you know there's a two or
three
other guys yeah but those are
the two
guys the main two guys that I
like Drake
and Benny
I think Drake was the second
guy you
heard in that clip I think I'm
not I
didn't for me but that's the
guy who
gives us lecture he always
charged it
off with was now it is never
talked to
the FBI don't talk to the feds
man ever
yes if you remember Thomas
Drake was
another whistleblower and he
would
before he got you know rousted
busted he
actually went through the normal
channels you're supposed to do
and that
included talking to the FBI
about some
bad things going on at the NSA
and they
just took all what he said and
turn it
against him and arrested him
yeah oh
yeah you know they they rousted
those
guys they took all their files
from
their home everything pointed
guns at
him while they were in the
shower
yeah it's so corrupt it's so
corrupt -
its damn congressmen people
they went
outside protocol no they never
did go
outside protocol they were in
protocol I
think the prowl created the
protocol and
Hayden went on to run the CIA
yeah
jackasses man so while we're on
TG and
then some B mile I got tons of
stuff to
talk about but
please stop using uber and lyft
you're
getting ripped off besides that
they're
selling all of your data I
noticed this
years ago maybe two years ago
that I was
getting weird pricing based
upon just
who I was because of tena
standing next
to me use the uber app on her
phone
she get a lower price now it's
coming
out Ars Technica had a big
article about
especially how these dial eber
is when
it comes to surge pricing
they'll charge
twice or three times as much as
the fare
only give the driver like five
bucks so
it could be it could be that
there's a
$90 charge with surge pricing
and the
driver still gets $15 this is a
horrible
company I I don't think I I
think people
don't even know he'd use it
well they
use --lift
but I think lyft is similar
it's all
based on algorithms and they're
just
charging your shit do whatever
whatever
they want to do don't just take
it fine
so don't use that I'm going to
attempt I
don't use these things I've
actually
used a regular cab but sure
Here I am
I'm getting off of one time I
there's
nobody to pick me up from the
airport so
I took the BART through the
whole system
and got ended up over in El
Cerrito I'd
take cab home
meaning II don't want any
friends while
you're on BART must have been
fun no
it's not very sociable to be
honest
about this drug addicts on BART
anyway
so I come back and I say have a
lyft
account and so I said well it's
lyft was
there was a car right around
the corner
and the price it was 750 I said
and
there's a cab sitting there
waiting just
jumping this cab hell with this
I get
back and I get to the house and
what was
the fee you think okay yeah
the fee what do you mean the
fee was I
pay to the cabbie Oh versus the
$15 for
the app no versus the 750 I
would have
had to pay lift I have no idea
750 exactly the same yeah hmm
so I'm
thinking what's the point
well you get to wait around
instead of
going straight to a cab I mean
the cabs
in Austin are not great at the
airport
not a family I use it though I
know I
just I'm tired I'm gonna pick
you up
yeah well like you we have
children oh
don't give a shit you come back
from a
trip they're not there to pick
you up
there's nothing in the house
everything's dark your weeds
gone that's
all this stuff it's just
horrible can't
when I tell you that happened I
didn't
mean to do that you know what
the clip
you should have played during
your
little thing there with the Bob
Benny
was the pre-crime clip Oh
do we still have that we haven't
replayed that Berlin times
pre-crime
let's see he's the under
pre-crime it
might be under pre-crime let me
see you
know I think this is it getting
comfy no
that's not it I have a lot of
pre-crime
but it's all it's all I don't
have the
the jingle why wouldn't I have
that
jingle I do however have this
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it's a clip okay that would be
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for our model okay this is the
second
part of Malcolm Gladwell's
podcast
revisionist history I noticed
we played
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the phone today an ambulance
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handoff
data to the medical
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that becomes an automated
process which
also helps patient lives it's
more
efficient and you're handing
off the
data more precisely it's a
beautiful
thing and then more long-term
becomes
how do we think through
training doctors
to become better surgeons
faster in the
future using augmented reality
you can
literally watch the best
surgeons on
earth perform surgery and learn
as if
it's you doing it with
augmented reality
you can overlay the scan of the
patient
if you will so you never have
to look
away from them it can help
guide you on
the next thing you need to do
as part of
your surgery and presumably
when you're
training someone you would no
longer
have to be in the room as you
train them
you could have access to a wide
number
of people who are giving you
advice
because they could all watch
through
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wait this is just a general
if she made have add what the
hell it's
just for the whole industry
well he's
from AT&T so it's for AT&T
oh oh oh this oh you're right
it's the
eight oh gosh well that's
pathetic he's
so like the part where because
of 5g you
can hand off the documents it
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smoother away somehow I don't
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I don't shame 'less I mean I
think
Gladwell should be ashamed of
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she makes plenty of money doing
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I mean if do you even get
interview
requests from like television or
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no me
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something comes in I'm like no
I'm just
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did we
talk about this the most
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hey you didn't talk about come
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you get paid pretty well unlike
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partner celebrity on the most
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from six to nine days I'm like
yeah no
those dangerous roads why would
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you can't forget the guys who
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he'd be more than help happy to
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yet another thing that no other
podcasts can do like we do
because you
do it that's the great part
about it
this is our value for value
model works
we got a meetup report from
Lincoln
Nebraska
with a nice picture was all
dudes this
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in share report about the
Nebraska no
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twelve guys
that attended we had a
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big pharma
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van down
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for a
second where are you going to
have this
combination of people in one
place
everyone was cool and
down-to-earth the
conversations flowed everyone
was cool
as hell actually and we all
agreed to
have another hope to see more
people at
the next one I encourage any No
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listener to attend or organize
a meet-up
in their area and I want to
thank dart
dude named Daniel who was
running No
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couple of
updates to the site we now have
a
working map map view for the
meetups
this is cool so you can see
he's gonna
zoom out and see all the
international
meetups as long as the
producers entered
the address of the venue
correctly
events should flow straight
into the map
very important there now files
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was
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for them
it is now integrated into this
into the
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in at
the top right hand of the site
you'll
see a list of your upcoming
events this
is fantastic
again the value for value model
you see
how it works right before your
very eyes
you do not get this kind of
stuff in
mainstream it's only what we
can do here
and I congratulate everybody on
this now
a quick list of what's coming
up we have
Burning Man today
that's Black Rock City Nevada
of course
I don't have to mention this
because
you're already there and you
can't
listen at all do they have
connection up
there to their bandwidth or
they have
internet they're not supposed
to not the
post now at the 31st of August
we've got
to Busan South Korea and South
Paulo and
added Peterborough Ontario
Canada
September 5th Seattle the six
in Calgary
Alberta September 7th
Jurek 11th in Orlando the 14th
Pittsburgh and El Paso las
cruces the
20th the September Southeast
Louisiana
Nelson British Columbia South
East
London and Salem Oregon the
entire world
four quarters of the earth
almost will
be meeting with No Agenda
producers on
the 20th the 21st Eastern North
Carolina
the 26th Las Vegas and
Luxembourg San
Antonio on the 27th the 28th in
Copenhagen I think this may be
a new
entry and I would like to
request if
anyone is so willing to consider
organizing a meet-up at Delray
Beach
Florida for Friday February
21st the
keeper and I will be there we
would love
to attend to meet up again if
you can if
you're in the area and you'd
like to
organize it get go to no agenda
meetups
comm and we're looking for a
Delray
Beach or in that general area
Delray
Beach meet up Friday February
1st and
thank you for participating in
this
social experiment that are the
knowledge
in the meetups I find it to be
incredibly exciting personally
I'd love
that this is happening it's
something
about it that is bigger than us
and
hopefully legacy you know
you'll make
friends and contact in your
area and
hopefully some of those will be
around
much longer than we are or the
show
sounds kind of shaped
fatalistic I know
but I say I got a couple of
things I
want to get out of the way one
I've been
noticing these six week cycle
events
that are I'm just marking them
all six
week cycles so we were over the
time we
can see if any of them actually
are
mm-hmm there was one a couple
weeks ago
some some doofus did something
stupid
this is one here's a little bit
more
dubious even than the one from
the last
one I'll explain why also
breaking the
knew all right you want me to
stop
explain why after the clip also
breaking
the new mass shooting plot that
authorities say they have
foiled tonight
a student at High Point
University in
North Carolina arrested with
guns in his
dorm NBC's Steve Patterson on
what
police say he was planning and
how they
caught him
you're in court today the 19
year old
suspect appearing in court via
videoconference today are you
accepting
this attorney services as your
attorney
prosecutors say High Point
University
student Paul ste burr wanted to
carry
out America's next massacre he
guards
foiled the alleged plot when
they
confiscated this 9-millimeter
semi-automatic handgun and
12-gauge
shotgun plus ammunition from
his dorm
room
prosecutors say ste burr a
Boston native
planned to shoot up the school
confessing his timeline to kill
people
had been planned since December
and that
he had studied other mass
shootings the
district attorney told the
court stiver
chose to enroll at school in
North
Carolina because it was easier
to buy
weapons state law prohibits the
possession of firearms on
school grounds
stiver faces charges for having
weapons
on campus and for communicating
a threat
of mass violence university
officials
say they discovered the alleged
plot
when other students alerted
security
okay
Steve Patterson thank you hmm
talks
funny now this is bullcrap the
guy had
he had a gun he had a
semi-automatic gun
which he kept in his room which
is not
supposed to do I guess on this
school
and then this so called shotgun
looked
like an old blunderbuss I don't
even
know if it was a shotgun big
horn big
horn at the end didn't have the
horn at
the end but it had big giant
hammers I
mean if it was anything it may
have been
some old shot I have a I have a
double-barrel 20 gauge with
hammers on
top they're beautiful this is
not a gun
for a mass shooting you need a
pump back
should gun the choice of shells
and you
can pump away oh do tell John
what else
do we need for mass shooting
well you
don't want a double-barrel
shotgun with
hammers at the top no and he
had a
pistol big deal he didn't have
like any
just dumb did he have a
military-style
assault rifle no oh
stupid shotgun if it was that I
still
think it was a blunderbuss and
a pistol
what's it gonna do now
said that he communicated that
he wanted
to before to execute a mass
shooting so
where did he communicate they
don't talk
about it it's like he said
something
just girlfriend or I have no
idea this
is bullcrap this is the bad
story
well no it's it's a story that
keeps
them everybody looking like
they know
what they're doing and we're
protecting
the public because yes you see
we can
thwart mass shootings yeah
that's what
it is exactly now the clip
which is also
from NBC which really irked me
cuz we
did this clip over a year ago
and we
could have gotten on NBC we
could have
done some publicity I don't
know why we
can't get publicity for some of
our good
work because we're old white
men hello
so here is the story that they
did on
NBC which is the story we did a
year ago
but they're gonna do it anyway
and of
course there's no way if they
have no
solution they don't bring in
Elizabeth
Warren they don't bitch and
moan they
don't do anything this is the
phone
cause scammers here's a twist
on yet
another story about criminals
using
phone scams to trick people
into giving
up personal information this
week the
tables were turned on one card
con
artist
when a police captain answered
the call
NBC's Tom Costello has more on
how the
scammer got scammed and Stevens
admits
she enjoyed messing with this
scammer
security number with you
without a clue
he was talking to an apex North
Carolina
police captain the phone crook
claimed
he was a social security
officer and in
45 minutes
she'd be arrested on serious
charges not
coming to get me I'm pretty
sure that
she posted the video as a
warning to
victims especially the elderly
we wanted
them to see they're gonna use
any tactic
they can to try to scare you
into
believing that something is
going to
happen so you'll give up your
personal
information
we just want people to know
never do
that the bad guy hung up folks
these are
scam calls don't ever give out
your
information the good news this
scammer
has now gone viral Tom Costello
NBC News
Washington
viral Heath gone viral I'm
Betty so
embarrassed
NBC stuff out of the way first
of all
the scammer never got scammed
like they
started the story with oh the
scammer
got scammed how did he get
scammed
because they they they call out
culture
man we called him out we win
went viral
so and then the other reporter
says she
was messing with him she wasn't
I when I
did my clip I was messing with
the guy
was getting a bad information I
was
stringing him along she just
refused to
talk to the guy I'm not giving
you my
number I'm not there was no
entertainment in this clip
there was no
entertainment and then it's a
cop and
this is legal and what does the
cop do
about it laughs it off and
posts it how
about going after the guy
finding some
way to stop this bitching about
the fact
that Elizabeth Warren promised
that she
was gonna tell about this bull
crap well
no I laughed it off oh it's all
funny
two things happened yesterday
to me and
as it relates to this I this I
know
unless it's unless I recognize
a number
like it's in my address book I
think I
have 20 names in my address
book on this
phone that's it I don't pick up
when it
goes to voicemail here's one
that went
to voicemail yesterday
let me see if I can make this
work
social security number is being
suspended and there is an
arrest warrant
being issued under your name to
talk to
an officer press one I repeat
to know
more about the case press 1 so
you know
obviously I didn't didn't call
back or
anything like that but I caught
a call
somewhat later in the day and
it was an
877 number now if it's a 5-1 to
I'm
inclined to pick it up which is
our area
code 877 is typically like that
might be
a legit service it wasn't my
own six
five-oh area code I still have
a phone
from Silicon Valley days and
this lovely
lady but she sounded older you
know
hello may I speak with Adam
curry I hate
that by the way I despise it
announce
who you are first but no so I
said who's
calling so I can always you
know get out
of it well this is a Ford
credit like
this sounds like a scam and she
really
sounded like a scammer but you
know my
lease is up in six weeks and
I'm happy
to get rid of this this car
because I
don't need it anymore I don't
have the
Airstream
and and it's too you know they
come to
you she's like sit well we're
gonna come
to your house and we're going
to and I'm
still not believing it we're
gonna
inspect the cars your
inspection said
you're gonna come to my house
and
inspect my car and what does
this cost
me said no no this is a Ford
credit and
she and she kept in - I need
your home I
like it gave you my home
address I know
who you are you clearly know
what kind
of car I have I don't like this
and then
she went through a whole bunch
of
numbers that I could verify
account
number okay you're really and
she was
and but it took 10 minutes of
me just
trying to figure out if she was
legit or
not yeah that's part of the
problem yeah
so I'm sure they feel crappy
about it
cuz everyone thinks they're
criminals
she might have been a criminal
it's always the old grandma
it's always
the grass she was
good man she got me good yeah
on Sunday
I do want to provide an update
on
Patrick Byrne who continues to
write
about his his involvement with
Maria boo
Tina he's writing some crypts
of cryptic
stuff that he says I'm not
gonna talk
about this but I've already
I've already
figured out that it relates to
Anna
Chapman apparently Maria boo
Tina was a
part of the same outreach
program that
the actual hot Russian spy was
a part of
only Anna Chapman was the one
who was
spying on the Democrats and
Hillary
Clinton and he has you know
I've done
some research on that and we'll
talk
about that on send up and go a
little
bit deeper unless there's some
kind of
breaking news I did want to
leave with
this one clip from Andrew yang
who I'm
getting a little more respect
for except
he never says this stuff on
television
or in interviews he only does
it on
podcasts and in this case it's
about the
media the other thing is just
how
corrupt our media conglomerates
are
where I was stunned I thought
they just
reported news much more so but
they're
actually really do have their
fingers on
scales in various ways so
there's a
little bit of truth to a lot of
the I
guess traditional conservative
criticism
that the media is not always
even-handed
its wild during this run I feel
like
I've now seen kernels of truth
and a lot
of Trump isms honestly it's
like fake
news and then you're like come
on Trump
but then you look into it well
there is
something there obviously he's
overly
emphasizing it and dramatizing
like
enemy the people stops
obviously like
you know like heedlessly
extreme but
yeah that's actually been a
surprise to
me like I'm sort of stunned
that I get
treated better by fox and MSNBC
I
thought MSNBC would like me I
would have
thought that that's very funny
I wish
you would just be honest and
say hey you
guys suck he would actually get
traction
he would that's what Trump did
it work I
mean I think the public is kind
of
amenable today I do have a clip
to
follow up that which is the
Sanders who
he's also saying he's saying
the same
thing
he's being treated very poorly
by them
by the media but he's going
about his
condemnation kind of the wrong
way and I
think it's you know it's been
documented
that the New York Times has got
a
reporter that that covers him
and who
hates him and his parent his
job is to
dismiss him and I
according to Sanders the wall
the
Washington Post has a person
like that
too and even though he stays up
there in
the numbers race is not gonna
last for
long especially after he does
this kind
of thing and this is the
unreported this
on democracy now it was
unreported by
everybody else but it's quite
interesting independent senator
2020
hopeful Bernie Sanders has
released a
plan to protect independent
journalism
and end the consolidation and
corporate
control of media outlets his
plan
includes ending federal
approval of
major media mergers giving
employees an
opportunity to have ownership
and news
outlets increasing funding for
local and
independent news and
strengthening
antitrust regulations to stop
tech
giants like Facebook and Google
from
quote cannibalizing bilking and
defunding news organizations
Sanders
notes president Trump's assault
on the
press has further threatened
the media
landscape nice threatened nice
threaten
yeah I don't like you know like
some of
these ideas I'm hearing you
know I think
the I think the the the press
when they
can't make their business model
work
just have to go away I'm sorry
we may
wind up with the New York Times
Washington Post I'm sure we'll
survive
probably USA Today and the rest
will be
just whatever blogs you trust I
mean all
these these hot shit publishing
companies are all going out of
business
I'm sure you read that essay by
some
person who was on staff at I
guess
Gawker and they got spun out
and bought
and this person was complaining
that oh
all the all the Silicon Valley
hotshots
who bought the company all they
wanted
was clickbait and yeah I mean
exactly
the shit weed they're accused of
basically
yeah like no one cares about
your dear
in-depth reporting online this
is
there's no money to be made off
of that
we fix it we need takes lots of
clicks
so it's cat videos yeah it
seems like
the lot of this stuff is over
things do
come to an end you know well
you know
the fact anyone who study it
the fact is
that the newspapers began their
decline
with television news it had
nothing to
do with the Internet has always
been
declining and it forced them to
like do
to certain kinds of
consolidation if you
look at old newspapers from the
1900s
it's nothing like today there's
lots of
competition San Francisco had
like what
four or five newspapers you
know they
had the call they had the
bulletin which
had the merchants at the call
bulletin
they had the examiner they had
the
Chronicle which had to
eventually merge
merchants eventually everybody
got but
and I was at one newspaper The
Chronicle
and there was other papers
there was a
New York must have had 10 or
more
newspapers and it was very
competitive
and everybody got paid well and
there
was their breaking stories and
they were
doing they clickbait in their
own
version with the headlines and
they
would sell paper boys would
selling on
the to the commuters yeah read
all about
it all that sort of thing died
with it
with the television and cut
started to
consolidate and just got worse
with the
internet I'm surprised they're
hanging
on as long as they are well
what I see
forming before our very eyes I
see long
form journalism being done and
I think
very well there's some
journalists out
there who don't need money even
call
themselves journalists and like
George
Webb on YouTube and there's a
lot of
in-depth work being done that is
extremely valuable and very
readable and
I would say it appears better
sourced
now you can't trust the
so-called
mainstream either so at a
certain point
you you follow someone and you
see what
if they were talking crap or
not and the
future appears to be people
like you and
I you know human content
routers we sift
through it to still let some
stuff seep
through if I had a penny for
every time someone says I only
listen to
you guys I don't need to watch
that shit
anymore well I'd have a hundred
pennies
but it now an element of that
should be
noted which is well what are
you gonna
do if the all the big papers
you won't
do stealing content from the
big boards
and just usual for them we
wouldn't have
any kind of the best content
that we
have including this the things
that you
just played is that like that
you Andrew
yang clip that you have exactly
our best
content does not our best
ridiculing
content where we just exploit
these guys
for doing a piss-poor job that
comes
from the mainstream media but
our best
informational content does not
it comes
from all these other sources we
don't
really use the New York Times
to source
some of our stories if we're
going to go
into in depth stuff we use them
to point
out that they're biased so
that's
bullcrap so you're right it's
gonna be
guys like us as long as we can
keep each
other alive we're in good shape
nice
stop smoking so much weed all
right
Thank You trolls for keeping us
on our
toes at least me John doesn't
look at
you I do I see you trolls and
thank you
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until Sunday and coming this
fall to a
home video July night 2019 was
the
hottest month ever recorded
across the
world that is according to a
reports on
Monday by the ears of copernicus
a climate change program the
thing that
couldn't die UDOT from NASA
shows 2018
was a book hottest of lost 159
years the
thing that couldn't die
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2014 was the hottest year on
record in
the world's oceans and 2017
where the
hottest ever recorded the
researchers
said in a study the thing that
couldn't
die you begin by denying that
there's a
consensus besides there is a
consensus
and science
the thing that couldn't die
NASA records
show global temperatures have
risen
steadily
but there was never a spike in
temperature like we saw in 2015
there is
no stopping analogizing people
to
insects is is always wrong we
can do
better you don't have a
mathematics that
proves one thing is better than
the
other
we just have opinions I welcome
being
called the buck a professor at
George
Washington University described
me as a
bedbug or a metaphorical bedbug
he had
to get Queen Elizabeth to go
along guess
what she lost she did and the
chicken
sandwich wars are coming to an
end the
question they're raising is
that why
shouldn't this be up to the
voters who
are going to be voting in early
2020
rather than up to the to the
Democratic
Party officials I'm not
what a fine they went on to say
it
forces campaigns to fork over
millions
of dollars to face but if the
people
don't qualify what does that
actually
mean for their campaigns moving
forward
they won't have the exposure
where I had
no intention whatsoever to get
him in
any kind of professional
trouble I mean
we are just children we
shouldn't have
to do this if the adults should
take
that responsibility
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