October 13th, 2019 • 2h 47m
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Adam curry
John C. Dvorak 2019 this is
your award
winning combination meet the
assassination episode 11 81
this is no
agenda in the morning everybody
I Adam Curry and from northern
Silicon
Valley I'm Josie de bourree
okay you had
me completely confused with
hook em
horns
I know what that means
I do man it was the game
yesterday the
game the game yes we lost I
know we lost
that OS OS you UT what a great
game
exactly
just want people to know that
even at my
age you can still brush up a
bit and get
into sports especially if it's
local by
the way it's not OSU to game
you lost
what was it Oklahoma no that's
what I
meant Oklahoma University Oh
issues
Oklahoma State so I said OSU
Oklahoma
State University no it's not
Oklahoma
State does it different school
well okay
if you think you know better
than an
Austin resident that's fine for
me yeah
now you sound like a Lib Jo
said the man
who finally followed me on no
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social Wow what's up with that
okay you checked in for the
first time
in a year 24/7
but I I checked myself out so
when I
rechecked myself in I realized I
couldn't find the right Lincoln
so I
clicked on the one of the
drop-down
links that happen to be your
page so
check me into your page and I
said oh
okay I can get in from here and
then I
said what I'm not following
Adam because there's a little
button
there I said oh I doubt it I'll
correct
that immediately and I clicked
on it and
I put myself back in there and
I did a
clip blitz you did you did a
little clip
blitz of gifs or whatever that
is jiff
blitz that's what it is that's
one for
the records a giblets well then
let me
let me just stay with my
favorite topic
which is sports
yes yes I have said I'm
interested well
I was watching my buddy over
there on
fs1 Jason Whitlock as usual
guys great
Jason Whitlock is great and he
decided
to explain to everybody
something we
kind of already knew this is
regarding
the the NBA and China but for
those who
have not followed outside of
the United
States one tweet from one guy
who said
hey I stand behind Hong Kong
sent the
Chinese into a tizzy who knew
that
there's like 300 million
basketball fans
in China and very popular and
Jason
Whitlock explains it just a
little bit
further Nike is in control of
basketball
the NBA college basketball High
School
Nike is the real person driving
this
conversation and this thing
with China
if you go back to not much
connected to
politics in 2015 in May of 2015
President Barack Obama went to
Nikes
headquarters in Portland Oregon
yes and
announced his defense of the TPP
trans-pacific partnership
that's what
great deal it was gonna be very
favorable for Nike for China
who's the
president that came after Obama
and
walked America away from the
TPP Donald
Trump who is the shoe company
that
employs LeBron James Colin
Kaepernick
and these other athletes that
smear
Donald Trump is racist who are
the
people constantly criticizing
Donald
Trump MBA Steve Kerr
Gregg Popovich the NBA answers
to Nike
Nike say 40 billion dollar
business the
NBA
an 8 billion dollar business
President
Obama the basketball president
friendly
relationship with the NBA went
to Nikes
headquarters to announce his
defense the
TPP this thing is very simple
this is
about money this is about a
president
that won't cooperate with what
Nike
wants done
Nike is using the NBA and its
leverage
over the NBA to go after this
guy
because they disagree with him
about his
policies as it relates to trade
in China
yeah I want you to credit
whoever it was
that sent it to you I I mean
when you
really just you know when you
use your
skill at sports you can you
know and you
can figure stuff out now I did
a lot of
searching for this show today
I'm going
back in our archives and it's
always fun
to see how much we covered and
I used
Bing it I owe the bingette I
owe is
where all of the show notes you
can even
search by at the mp3 level you
can get
anything you want from this
show going
back at least six seven years
now I
think all nine years on Bing at
dot IO
and I found a piece of that
speech from
Obama in 2015 at Nike
headquarters in
Beaverton and it becomes very
apparent I
don't know if we caught it at
the time
because we would we just didn't
like the
TPP and its secrecy in general
and it
was very I mean we couldn't
really find
any sketchy very very sketchy
but when
you hear this all of a sudden
it will
become very clear what it was
about to
trans-pacific partnership that
we're
working on and this is at the
Beaverton
Nike headquarters on campus
it's the
biggest trade deal that we're
working on
right now has to do with the
asia-pacific region and it
reflects our
values in ways that frankly some
previous trade agreements did
not it's
the highest standard most
progressive
trade deal in history it's got
strong
enforceable provisions for
workers
preventing things like child
labor it's
strong enforceable provisions
on the
environment helping us to do
things that
haven't been done before to
prevent
wildlife trafficking or
deforestation or
dealing with our oceans yeah
that's
always the set up but actually
before we
get to it who would be in
competition
with China when it comes to
and the NBA
it's not that obscene in the
NBA the
Europe of course is the big
well yeah oh
no no when it comes to
manufacturing it
becomes obvious and these are
enforceable in the agreement
and Nike
operates in the Pacific region
so they
understand the competitive
pressure is
there under Nike has factories
all
around the world and let's face
it mark
I think doesn't mind me saying
it he
looks to mark the CEO of Nike
oh is ok
if I say this is alright mark
mark you
don't mind do you there on Nike
has
factories all around the world
and let's
face it mark I think doesn't
mind me
saying it but some of these
countries
they don't have the standards
for wages
and labor conditions that we
have here
so when you look at a country
like
Vietnam competition to China
when it
comes to manufacturing country
of
Vietnam squash him squash those
Vietcong
so when you look at a country
like
Vietnam under this Agreement
Vietnam
would actually for the first
time have
to raise its labor standards it
would
have to set a minimum wage it
would have
to pass safe workplace laws to
protect
its workers it would even have
to
protect workers freedom to form
unions
for the very first time that's
great for
China that would make a
difference you
can't have unions in China no
of course
not no unions in China so Wow
yeah there
you go and Vietnam very
advantage go biz
--it this really fantastic
place by the
way
China is s Ho calm goes to no
agenda
show calm man now this is
fantastic
and so now it's coming out you
know all
of these little bits and bobs
about
which companies are really at
the at the
behest of China
Apple of course who told
multiple Apple
TV plus show developers haip
stand don't
piss off Chinaman Riot Games
urging
league of legends pros to shut
up on
sensitive issues and let me
just give
you a list here of 12 companies
owned by
the Chinese in the entertainment
business AMC Theaters Dick Clark
Productions Dick Clark
Productions I
mean they did the Golden Globes
American
Music Awards new year's ball
New Year's
rockin Eve of course they don't
do the
Golden Globes I don't think s
they do
yeah they sure do Dick Clark
production
produced as the Golden Globes
STX
entertainment see anything else
we'd
actually know here both their
hands and
all the big Hollywood studios
yeah yeah
Cirque du Soleil they own all
that what
yes they buy out Cirque de
Soleil yeah
they bought him out last year
they they
acquired a majority stake for
1.5
billion dollars I'm bad for a
pretty
good investment bunch of people
running
around in tights that's pretty
good but
we did have some actual stuff
happen
before we get to I'm sure you
have a
report of the probe the
president's
Stanton his new stand-up
routine I have
the Minnesota stand-up routine
where he
was doing is I think it's a
little his
new set yeah we'll get to that
right
after we go through the China
stuff
because apparently it was very
underreported the president did
do an
oval office presser on the
matter that
we've reached some form of
agreement
with the China's we've come to a
deal pretty much subject to
getting it
written it'll take probably
three weeks
four weeks or five weeks as you
know
where we're going to be in Chile
together that's a big summit
and maybe
it'll be then or maybe it'll be
sometime
around then but we've come to a
deal on
intellectual property financial
services
a tremendous deal for the
farmers a
purchase of from 40 to 50
million
dollars worth of agricultural
products
and to show you how big that is
that
would be two and a half three
times what
China had purchased at its
highest point
thus far so they were
purchasing 16 or
17 billion at the highest point
and
that'll be brought up to 40
billion to
50 billion so I'd suggest the
farmers
have to go and immediately buy
more land
and get bigger tractors they'll
be
available in John Deere and a
lot of
other great distributor on sale
now go
down honest Joe's tractor sales
quickly
before we write this all down
then it
turns out maybe a little
different but
would take in the purchase of
agricultural products from 40
to 50
billion meaning in that
neighborhood
from 40 to 50 approx billion
and what
they've been doing now I
believe this
about eight billion right eight
right
now it's eight the other thing
I will
say is over the last two weeks
a lot of
purchases have started going
back to our
farmers and you've been doing a
lot of
business with us which we we
appreciate
very much yeah there's nothing
like a
little bit of fresh Steve
botanic meat
when when something like this
happens in
fact I heard about it from
patch annex
YouTube channel before anyone
reported
on it Washington Post has has
something
on it today actually from
yesterday it's
because you don't have to wait
for
clearance exactly the control
had not
issued clearances yet SOPA
genic a two
parter for him to clips cuz
he's always
long but just cut it a little
bit in the
beginning and then the end
first he is he really was
lauding praise
over everybody on the team
this is dr. panic and I want to
give
gray kudos to kudos to minuchin
to Ross
to lift IO Brian to President
Xi to Vice
President Vice Premier Li and
all the
members of the negotiating team
on both
sides it was an amazing moment
today
phase 1 of negotiations had been
successful as I predicted
instead of going head-to-head
in a
conflict which is not what
Trump wanted
it's not what I wanted and it's
not what
Republicans wanted we instead
went into
a negotiation that was very
difficult
and at times he thought and I
thought it
wouldn't continue but I had
complete
faith in Trump and his team
because I
knew that historically these
were not
politicians these are
businessmen every
time you think that Trump is
acting
irrationally or erratically or
he's not
appropriate I want you to think
about
one thing he's a businessman
he's not a
politician the people he
appointed and I
got to get kudos to Kushner and
Ivanka
Melania through having brought
up the
whole team and supporting that
team
because it was not easy this is
a
business family this is a
family that
deals in numbers and outcomes
and I want
to particularly thank our
civilian and
military intelligence that did a
brilliant job of manipulating
and
controlling the dynamics of
Hong Kong
and they resolved it at a
propitious
time yeah the keeper and I were
talking
about Trump and his attitude
because of
course we well I didn't see all
of in
fact then I'd had to watch most
on the
re-run of his speech in
Minneapolis but
rich truly rich successful
people you
know them to John and it's like
I'll
just I'll mention one Hearst
cuz you've
talked about them before these
people
are typically very crass very
rude
complete assholes and that's
just who
they are they're the opposite in
demeanor of politicians which
is well I
will say let me say there's a
defense of
Hearst he's the least of that
type of
guy that I know
douchebag I've witnessed it of
course he
was saying something to Ron
bloom which
is you know is of the same ilk
I've seen
I've seen there are guys that
are way
way beyond it's it's the best
example of
this I think it used to be
there was a
60 it was a 60 Minutes and one
of these
specials that was done on
DeLorean Oh
John DeLorean sure who was he
was a
model and he was a big shot and
they did
this thing and it was just
profaned from
the get-go yeah I mean it I
mean it's
just like oh and I've run into
these
guys all they do is cus yes
yeah and and
but they're just crass they
don't care
that or they certainly they
speak like
oh yeah we board meeting or
something
it's like we'll get the fire
yeah well
too bad yeah yeah and and and
that's
what pachán ik is saying and
most people
don't have that experience but
it's
interesting to note how we love
these
big business families when
they're
dramatized you know the Ewings
you know
in dynasty we had the
Carrington's we
have now we have succession
which is a
huge hit we love these dine
dynastic
family business people when
they're
dramatized and we root for them
and hate
them at the same time and when
they're
dramatized they downplay it so
just so
you know that's what you're
seeing and
that's what you're getting but
results
are either achieved wildly or
failures
are of course massive and
that's the
same with Trump ease had wild
successes
and and massive failures now to
the
details pachán ik knows a
little bit
more than what the president
announced
at that Oval Office presser now
let me
explain to you what elements
we've
agreed on number one we've
agreed on
technology transfer that means
that the
United States and China will
work on
artificial intelligence on the
5g on
every other component that we
have with
various companies including who
away and
other companies where we need to
exchange our intellectual
property and
their intellectual properties
that
doesn't sound like a win to me
but okay
well what is who away that's
pretty
funny
that's the Steve pathetic
pronunciation
of huawei aren't intellectual
property
and their intellectual property
so
intellectual property comes in
to the
technology transfer that means
that
whatever we have in the
narratives and
content and whatever we have in
science
application we will also share
with the
Chinese number three we have an
agriculture relationship which
means
that we went from five or eight
billion
dollars in exports from the
Midwest to
about 50 billion in soybeans
and other
products that means Nebraska
Minnesota
Idaho Utah all the Midwestern
compañÃa
countries are going to do
exceedingly
well as he and his Trump says
so will
John Deere and our farmers so
they will
start exporting a lot the
important
thing to understand we have
financial
instruments that will do very
well and
we will have transparency that
means
that China cannot reduce their
currency
and you played it or devalue it
at a
given time so that we have to
pay
exorbitant fees in turn we will
have
these American Express in all
other
credit card companies that will
be
accepted into China as well as
Morgan
Stanley Goldman Sachs whoa
that's new
all the credit card companies
ah that's a pretty big deal for
the
financial sector once taking a
while to
break down five weeks to write
it down
the deal yes we heard it takes
a while
to get it written up we'll
suppose yeah
figuring out what the good and
bad sides
of this are I mean there's
gotta be the
trades aren't stupid they
didn't sign
off on something that they
can't benefit
from and as I was researching
some of
this and thinking about it I
personally
I'd like to make clear that
when when I
say you know the China is the
Chinese
I'm like any country I'm really
talking
about their leaders they're not
representatives but their
leaders and
you know we've talked about
differences
in Chinese culture and they Wow
man they
really have a different vibe
about
personal space and as it's been
explained to us that's because
there is
no notion of personal space in
China and
I actually and find that out
when you
get in a queue yes yeah when
they when
they cut in line and push you
aside but
today's modern Chinese or I'd
say the
Chinese who were leaving it was
really
this guy who was in in Hong
Kong that
made me realise that you know
they're
just they're just young people
like us I
mean that did it for me
so they got humor they got
something
going on over there I don't
think the
guy was trying to be funny
trying to
make nice with it with our
Chinese
donors getting so much trouble
which one
which one of the one yes who
who's the
guy
John who yeah anyway so that's
it and I
thought in a fruitful
interesting update
on the China's
and then the president went now
Thursday
night after the show I rallied
and I
went to the local first local
512 meetup
in Austin so it was actually
really nice
sir Scott of the armory had to
organize
it and about I think 18 19
people there
and it was made very clear to
me that
it's it's always going to be on
Thursday
because they really don't want
me there
that was the interesting part
so that would they don't want
me to feel
obliged that I have to show up
to every
single Meetup
well you you would never feel
that way
anyway no but it would that I
kind of
appreciated so now when I go
it's like
oh now it's a super big treat
and I was
funny you could show up as a
cameo
exactly well do you want to
pre-announce
I don't even know if people
expected me
to show up yeah I have a meet
up live
read the report and it seems as
though
they like oh well we're unhappy
that you
showed
despite curry showing up the
vibe didn't
change I think was the was the
verbage
celebrity two-bit celebrity
they're
really xv0 in the spot man send
us Pauly
Shore get us something funny
exactly I do have a media
report later
on we'll talk about that but
anyway
Andrew Bullock also lives in
Austin
Texas she does have a house
here I think
she may live in Moore in
California but
she certainly has a house here
and she's
from here
she let me think of the reason
this year
I'm like Jennifer Aniston she
has a
place in this fair she's moving
there
again for South by she's moving
there
and if you think about I was
really what
it was what I was I thought
about it
you're your actress in
Hollywood most of
your shoots are gonna be in
Vancouver or
who knows where why do you want
to pay
especially if you're making
like five
million dollars ten million
dollars 20
million dollars a year or more
why would
you not want to have a place in
a text
and a personal tax free state
that
doesn't pay income distain
income tax
yeah you'd be nuts to be a
California
resident when you can have a
nice place
in Austin that's right
that's right
you know Jen Aniston has made
some bad
choices letting Brad Pitt go so
you know
that's she's not smart enough to
actually own something it was
because
Joe Angelina Jolie offered him
perverted
sex sure that's right when well
then she
should have countered well she
didn't
have the chops so what I didn't
get to
see although I saw it later and
I saw it
the next day in Louisiana which
was I
think was similar in scope but
we've we
have a a bit of a format change
now with
the president stand-up routine
he's
bringing a whole new Act yeah
he's also
bringing up local people not
just the
politicians but local you know
like he
had some it was a little
different I
thought there was something you
know
local heroes onstage I don't
think he
was doing bringing them up as
often as
he has now well I mean he has
changes it
but this act is completely
revamped to
all new all new material
watching it gets stale I mean
he's been
doing so much
even Fox wasn't showing it in
in its
entirety was you know there was
no there
was no danger he's like oh he's
already
said all this we know we needed
something new and he I think he
delivered I have a bunch of
clips from
the Minnesota speech and the
thing is
this obvious that this some of
this and
by the way the Lib Joe's yes I
should
have I was gonna print out some
of the
they're nuts they've gone
completely
over the top they just think
that you
can tell if you read The
Washington Post
in The New York Times and
that's all you
ever read the first paragraph
of all
their articles about Trump all
we start
off with the guys that corrupt
prick
right of course and I mean it's
like
that's your lead graph and so
they go on
from there and so these guys
are sucked
it up and they're all I'm
almost at the
you know the one Lib Joe says
he's
quitting he's gonna be
resigning by
Christmas so I'm putting that
in for a
bet and they both poopoo my
thinking
that Hillary's jumping into
this day cuz
they still haven't seen any
counter
information so well
there's money to be made it has
great it
has cooled down a bit around
hills so
she needs to wait for this
debate
tomorrow and then strike bait
is the
kicker
yeah okay hey I'm with you I'm
with you
I'm with you first of all let's
start
with not the speech itself but
Chris
Hayes the the resected lesbian
runs that
all in with Chris Hayes God she
had on
this professor fried who he
sets it up
in his male persona he sets it
up as the
professor some sort of fabulous
conservative that is now turned
on Trump
because that's what they're all
doing
everybody who's a conservative
turning
on Trump and so you get to
listen to
this guy didn't I that's why I
looked
this guy appease the professor
yes and
he used to be a conservative
but he was
in the because he was in the
Reagan
administration the guys
80-something and
so he was against the
conservative but
he was in the Obama
administration is a
huge Obama supporter refused to
vote for
John McCain hated Romney
nothing wrong
with that but is this not a guy
the
classic conservative you're
gonna roll
out to slam Trump and I think
what he
had to say was kind of very
typical of
what the Lib joes are thinking
and this
is clip is Professor fried on
Trump
that's afraid you're a
conservative
legal legend I think it's fair
to say I
mean you you you have had many
students
throughout the years you are
extremely
highly regarded you have been
part of
American conservatism for a
very long
time G what are the
conversations you
have with people that you would
consider
you know for lack of a better
word
cheekily fellow travelers about
what is
happening with this president
in the
rule of law they are horrified
it is the
very opposite of the great
Republicans
the great replot Republicans
like Ronald
Reagan like Dwight Iseman Dwight
Eisenhower speaking the way
this man
speaks or Lincoln I mean or
Teddy
Roosevelt this man is ignorant
and foul-mouthed Wow
you know this guy needs a
little lesson
on eisenhower
Eisenhower was the president
who warned
us in his farewell speech to be
careful
of the unmitigated power of the
military-industrial complex
well he wasn't foul-mouthed say
even
though he was to his room he
was but he
didn't do it in his speeches
and I guess
everything it's all that's
what's
important to beat to be
disingenuous
anyway this guy you know I've
seen
fellow mountain what Trump has
done is
added at ass and bullshit yes
yes two
words to his vocabulary that he
uses in
the Trump on the stump Trump
stump each
and whereas children who grew
up during
the Bill Clinton era learned
that
blowjobs are net not sex
they're not sex
now bullshit is not a bad word
you can't
say in public it is a approved
word
but it's foul-mouthed according
to this
old fart okay so let's go on
with it
let's go with a that there's a
variety
they're all short except one
let's start
with that this is the Trump
catching
himself going off-script and
this is
where he's a moment of
self-realization
because he does have a prompter
up there
which people should call him
out on cuz
he made a big stink about it
because
Obama uses him but he used it
but he
doesn't stick with the prompter
with
these impromptu speeches the
audience is
really going nuts over
everything he
says it and he comes to the self
realization thing it was pretty
funny
this is Trump catch yourself
going
off-script
but have you refused to bow our
bend to
the Washington swamp which I
could do
very easily I'd be much more
popular
folks I'd be it would be so
much easier
isn't it much better when I go
off-script is that better yeah
so yes he
gives a little Riya Riya
formation cuz
he does he does go off-script
so here
now here he is talking about
Pelosi and
he's really irked with her and
all this
all these investigations was
really
slowing him down when which I'm
sorry
they're designed to slow him
down but
he's worked with it and so he
is so he
goes right at he says some of
the he
gets pretty insulting when
Nancy Pelosi
was on television the other day
I have to say I have to say I
was very
proud of George Stephanopoulos
I was
very proud it's not often she
said no no
shifty shift old the truth when
he said
that Stephanopoulos it no I
read no no
it wasn't the truth it was a
false step
no no was it truth he said no
and then
she really believes it so she's
either
got one of two problems she's
either
really stupid okay oh she's
really lost
it or maybe there's a certain
dishonesty
of this up but they spear you
they spy
on you and they target your
friends your
family you stand for harassment
for
abuse for destruction and I
noticed that
in that little bit he does a
little a
little bit of little acting
but he started started to do
more stick
as I like to call it and he'll
go into
characters and he doesn't do
voices yet
but that's coming I don't know
if he's
gonna get here by the election
that he
came pretty close with some
things I
heard I thought he was doing
like this
bit between struck and Lisa
page yes
where he's he's he's mimicking
them
having a conversation and he
goes into
them call it you know saying
how much
they love each other and he
goes on and
on and he's doing the kind of
characters
but he's not he take it a step
up by
adding a little of female
vocalization
going you know talking like you
know
this isn't a higher pitched
voice to
make it a little more obvious
what he's
up to but here is the 34
seconds a part
of that a little loose I guess
it would
be a drama dramatization of text
messages sent between Peter
struck and
Lisa page I love you Peter
I love you too Lisa police
hello Lisa
Lisa oh god I love you Lisa and
if she
doesn't win Lisa we got it
insurance
policy Lisa who get that son of
a bitch
we got an insurance car and
we're living
through the insurance policy
that's what
it is the phony Russia hoax
police I
love you now to do nothing
Democrat con
artists and scammers are getting
desperate the whole bit was
very cool
really quite funny curious with
that
this is a party that do nothing
Denver
because I don't know if this is
a
redundancy or not but this is
Trump do
nothing Democrats they do
nothing
Democratic streamers have gone
so far
left that they believe it
should not be
a crime to cross our border
illegally
and it should be a crime to
have a
totally appropriate casual
beautiful
accurate phone call with a
foreign
leader I don't think so now did
last bit
I have here is this when he
goes after
Biden um I think it can stamp
from we
can do we can start with this
where is
hunter clip which is 16 seconds
oh yeah that's his new thing
oops
oh by the way whatever happened
to
hunter where the hell is he
where's
hunter hey fellas I have an
idea for a
new t-shirt
I love the cups but let's do
another
t-shirt where's hunter now in
in general
is like who gives a crap but
he's I
think he I think he's making
the point
that the the news has not done
anything
with hunter yeah I think it is
anyone
interviewed him I don't believe
so
well they talking about him all
the time
want somebody go and interview
him I
think that's what what Trump
was was
referring to it's like how come
and he's
just not on the scene no one's
talking
to him and you don't see anyone
staking
out his house
now I have these last two clips
in this
bug Biden and hunter with some
frigid
snide remarks I can't remember
the order
now we did is there a timecode
on those
[Music]
no but I think the hunter is
the first
one I recall okay yeah okay
well let's
use that to start with the
hunter clip
this is pretty fun hunter being
examined
by sleepy eyes Chuck Todd or
some of
these people hunter so great
that you're
here sir
hunter I know they're giving you
approximately a hundred and
sixty eight
thousand dollars a month
I hear they paid you a big
check of
three million dollars I just
want to
speak on behalf of NBC who's
absolutely
one of the wars I just want to
tell you
Hunter hunter I just want to
tell you I
couldn't be happier for you and
your
family and I I know you don't
know
anything about energy and I
know it's an
energy company but I I think
they made a
great deal hunter
and I'm dealing with people
right now
they're tough as hell those
Chinese
negotiators and hunter who's
not too
smart hunter
he goes in he has a meeting he
walks out
in his fund with 1.5 billion
would it be
1.5 billion dollars
these aren't the same Chinese
negotiators that I'm dealing
with I can
tell you these are not the same
ones but
we are doing very well in that
negotiation now think of it
where's
hunter located get it so where
is hunter
I want to see hunter Estes but
hunter
you know nothing about energy
you know
nothing about you know nothing
about
anything frankly hunter you're
a loser
why didn't you get one point
five
billion dollars hunter hey
where's the
hyung what did you record that
off of
the hummus is outrageous that
was that
was record that believed that
was in the
feed really that's shit
somebody screwed
up it was in Minnesota hello
you know once again we had one
of these
phony baloney virtue signal
statements
from Prince's estate yeah we'll
get it
we'll get to that because I
want cuz I'm
gonna do specifically have you
do your
bidding okay all right okay
good good
yeah hold on so this is how it
fit this
is the one where he goes from
that
calling hunter a loser I mean
if you
have a sense of humor and yeah
I guess
it's unpresidential it's
unprecedented
jazz calendar people 2019 it's
not 1860
when they used to duel it out
there's
that they used to actually
shoot at each
other who did that wasn't a
president
who who dueled with with a
candidate
Hamilton God we got into a beef
with
someone so here we go with this
is the
last clip I have of this cuz
it's
they're all short but he's on a
roll the
whole time he's got the
audience in the
palm of his hand he's getting
big laughs
he's got the same set up behind
him
there's always one or two but
usually at
least one big smile blonde
doesn't
always describe very attractive
even it
was kind of fuzzy the shot was
not good
in this patootie did you see the
multiple jobs jobs jobs banners
everywhere yeah I just know
that we've
been saying jobs jobs jobs for
what
eight years Rick Rude the day
Pelosi
first set it
and yes jobs jobs jobs so here
he isn't
if he's just gonna give a
little needle
to Biden and I think Biden is
suffering
from because he has he doesn't
look he
looks worked I mean he really
looks mad
when he speaks now it's gonna
be fun to
watch him in the next debates
and
because he's gonna he's gonna
go off
with off-topic completely and go
completely if' after Trump and
I think a
lot of it has to do with this
and this
also got the attention of the
of the
deep state and your father was
never
considered smart he was never
considered
a good senator he was only a
good vice
president because he understood
how to
kiss Barack Obama's ass it's
unpresidential but also funny
he's
ruining the country Oh No stand
up to
make a comeback I gotta tell ya
I'm old
55 it's old buy it for a lot of
people
standards I find the beautiful
I find
very funny we used to be the
Joker's of
the world we lost Joe's are
beside
themselves yes I know people are
outraged by this how can you
speak like
this is not normal no it's not
but I don't know this also not
normally
go so ballistic over it Obama
had really
really really good intelligent
sophisticated deep digging
jokes with
fabulous timing they were just
different
jokes but he could be just as
crass and
and and he was done yeah but he
understated his craft sinister
guess
what this which is very British
is more
acceptable to the elites yeah
which are
British and cons Obama would do
some
nasty stuff oh i've need I
remind you
well at least I became
president Trump
you know that when they were
doing the
Correspondents Dinner there's a
justified dig at Trump Trump
booth had
been a dick about the birther
stuff so
what so what we're all such
assholes in
real life but oh no this has to
be
different you know what's you
know
what's funny is the this lack of
presidential is not
presidential is not
presidential
and they say that on the one
hand the
other hand they say he wants to
be king
he wants to be king they must
be a
dictator but being presidential
being a
big phony not being himself
mm-hmm is
really more you know appeals to
more of
the people that would like a
monarchy is
there's something you know
while you're
on that this is good I told you
I was
doing some old research
the thing about Syria really
bothered me
because this is another huge
issue that
the Washington establishment
has most of
the mainstream media m5m
including Fox
like oh my god we can't do this
is
completely wrong and you know
we've been
doing this show for a while so
and I
have a reasonable memory when
it comes
to things I've tangibly held in
my hands
or I guess not completely
tangibly but
I've I've recorded clips I've
written
the titles for clips and you
remember
stuff after a while and there
was and we
followed this very closely and
there was
a promise and that's why I don't
understand why people are
talking about
our troops
pulling our troops we don't
have troops
in Syria we do not have combat
troops in
Syria
better known as boots on the
ground I do
not foresee a scenario in which
boots on
the ground in Syria American
boots on
the ground in Syria would not
only be
good for America but also would
be good
for Syria I will not put
American boots
on the ground in Syria I will
not pursue
an open-ended action like Iraq
or
Afghanistan with respect to the
situation on the ground in
Syria we will
not be placing the u.s. ground
troops to
try to control the areas that
are part
of the conflict inside of Syria
the
resolution we've submitted
today does
not call for the deployment of
us ground
combat forces to Iraq or Syria
so then
of course we sent troops to
Syria yeah
but it wasn't really troops it
was
special advisors and the
much-discussed
Jim Acosta was in the press
room making
waves back in the day for a
good old
Josh there which is this
president in
this White House the officials
here at
this White House would
repeatedly over
and over again made it clear to
the
American people that there
would be no
combat role for US troops
fighting Isis
that appears to be changing not
only is
there this announcement that
you're
talking about today
which you say they won't be
involved in
a combat
not ruling out the possibility
that they
may be involved in some sort of
combat
operation but on the Iraq side
you have
Pentagon officials this week
saying
we're in combat so I'm just it
would be
great if we just have a moment
of
clarity here and you can
acknowledge
that yes this mission is
changing it is
not what it was said it was
going to be
at the onset that's I mean I'd
say that
it's clear to say that Jim
would only
confuse the situation the fact
of the
matter is the mission that the
commander-in-chief has given our
military personnel in Iraq and
now in in
Syria is a train advise and
assist
mission train advise great
lengths to
make clear that that is in no
way
diminishes the amount of risk
that our
men and women in uniform will
be facing
we've also been quite clear
that there
actually have been situations
where
combat boots have been on the
ground
inside of Syria we've been
quite candid
about that the President
ordered a
mission involving US military
personnel
putting boots on the ground
inside of
Syria to try to rescue American
hostages
have been taken by ISIL that
occurred
more than more than a year ago
so but
still there's no combat boots
on the
ground somehow we have
thousands of
troops boots on the ground now
the Trump
the horrible horrible man is
taking away
so the Kurds will get
slaughtered but we
have no boots on the ground I'm
sorry
I'm sorry no yes no if yes we
have to go
back to Admiral Kirby who was
answering
questions from Matt Lee and guy
antigen
and there was never this you
know there
was never this no boots on the
ground I
don't know where this keeps
coming from
I'm just curious if this is
like part of
some kind of devious grand
strategy to
say one thing and then do the
complete
opposite of it I just don't see
it that
way for months and months and
months
that the mantra from the
president and
everyone else in the
administration has
been no boots on the ground and
how
all options are on the table
except
boots on the ground that was
that that
was the I never said that but
can the
president send any number of
special
forces without calling them
ground
troops they are not ground
troops in the
in the sense that they are not
conventional ground troops
conducting
combat operations on their own
this Special Forces being sent
to Syria
going to be engaged in combat i
their
job would be in keeping with the
original 50 which was advise and
assistant there's no point in
arguing
the boots on the ground rhetoric
absolutely no point in I'm not
disputing
the fact that we have troops on
the
ground and there weren't buds
so I don't
know why everyone's all up in
arms
there's no troops there there's
only
advise and assist we've advised
we've
assisted we can step back now
people
forget very quickly but not
your no
agenda show we have a long
memory
especially when somebody goes
apeshit
and digs up all this old stuff
yeah it's
easy to do we have a whole
search engine
just for it yeah well that's
actually
the benefit of doing something
for a
long time and value for value
we've got
you know it's all because Dave
Jones
started the freedom control or
in
structured XML data because I
output the
show notes as OPML it can be
pulled into
anything and it's served us
quite well
anyway these these are
functional
technologies yeah it's our
version of AI
very artificial yes it's right
extreme
micro-service that's the
problem it'll
all fall down if one little
thing breaks
the whole No Agenda show will
fall apart
I don't know I just I just
wanted to
remind people that and you know
Trump
could have easily have said we
don't
have we're not pulling any
troops out we
got advisors this is what Obama
said it
it would have been much smarter
yeah
yeah
Trump's advisors so not up to
par I mean
they're all ready for their
lives now I
mean are you really I mean
you're gonna
be stunned when you hear the
stuff that
they live dohsa written stunned
well I
gotta say I read this
indictment from
the Federal Election Committee
the two
Ukrainians bozos I mean yeah it
looks
pretty pretty shady those guys
they got
they were donating to
committees they're
donating to the state elections
and
mainly to get weed licenses
that's the
funniest thing of it no one's
talking
about that there's one clip that
mentioned it but I thought that
was
funny like we've licenses okay
yeah and
they used a credit card this is
exactly
what every campaign does
Obama's foreign
credit card receipts were
astronomical
so yeah throw these guys in jail
absolutely makes Rudy Giuliani
look like
a shitheel well you know
Juliana he's
always been a douche bag
yeah but you know he's not
gonna go to
jail or anything why just a good
backstory on the Giuliani
associates the
backstory from Democracy Now to
Associates of president Trump's
personal
lawyer Rudy Giuliani have been
arrested
and charged with campaign
finance
violations the men left par
Ness and
Igor frohnen were arrested at
Dulles
International Airport Wednesday
night
trying to
aboard a one-way flight to
Vienna where
they were to be meeting with
Giuliani
according to the indictment the
two
florida businessmen pressured
former
Texas Republican Congress
member Pete
sessions to push for the ouster
of the
u.s. Ambassador to Ukraine while
simultaneously funding his
campaign the
Ambassador was fired in May
that's
interesting I didn't really see
that
spelled out in the indictment
well
that's one of the things they
say that a
lot of the stuff the indictment
is
purely about the election
campaign
contribution fraud which is
clear from
that by the way they are three
s I think
it's five these only two of the
five
four of them are US citizens
one was a
citizen or wasn't at some point
but
there they were born in Ukraine
but the
only thing I could find in this
indictment was illegal campaign
donations there's and the the
weed
licensing I know anything about
pressuring maybe it's in there
maybe
I'll look again yeah look again
but I
just got this this ambassador
nobody
liked her anyway
and so Trump got ended up
getting rid of
her and maybe fuss about it but
doesn't
when a new president comes in
don't they
usually put their own
ambassadors in all
over the place anyway yeah and
it's
always so why is this a big
deal well
because now you get to say out
loud
because so-and-so donated a
million
dollars he or she is ambassador
which is
exactly how every president
does it
that's the whole idea
why for example a lot of the
big donors
massive donors especially the
Democrats
they only donate to get an
ambassadorship and you want
Paris you
want London you want one of
these you
know that's that's the
ambassadorship
you want yeah I can tell you a
major
Silicon Valley guy that you
know I know
we both know from kleiner
perkins who he
keeps betting on the wrong
horse over
and over again millions and
millions of
dollars he keeps doing it
and I said what is he giving
her the
money for was it was he
donating this
guy oh he expects if the guy
wins he's
gonna get the ambassador
France I saw on the Forbes
richest 400
list which came out this week
John Doerr
is has eight billion dollars
personally
according to the list yeah
billion
dollars all goes the Democrats
well
that's Frankie but he still
doesn't have
an ambassadorship no he's not
gonna get
one either cuz he doesn't can't
pick a
winner but he's probably all in
on
Camelot for all we know mm-hmm
he's
worse I should just play the
quick camel
a clip it's just a quick aside
unless
you want to go to the donations
no no
[Applause]
big big props to the Cuomo kid
for that
very funny
but what you it doesn't
translate in
audios when she said my
pronouns a teen
her hands and she looked at the
audience
she did one but maja yeah
that's right I
got pronouns my pronouns I I
know I know
we got all the pro nigga just my
pronouns know she's you
signaling of
this largest hold herself far
enough
away from the black community
she pulls
this bullshit and which is like
oh well
I'm glad you told us cam like
as we had
no idea I thought you were a
guy you
know there was something I
wanted to
play maybe it's appropriate
here because
I presume you're not gonna do
the whole
diversity thing or you want to
do that
in and before the break or do
you want
to imagine what diversity thing
well the
the CNN Town Hall I presume you
got some
more clips is that all you got
from that
thing no I got to I got the
other one
which is the transgender person
going
nuts
well let's just set this up for
a second
this aired as competing
programming to
the President's speech in
Minneapolis
and the of course the next day
I go look
at the ratings yeah I mean I
don't know
why they're doing this it was
the lower
the whole light was the lowest
of all
the cable channels Fox had an
average of
3.7 million viewers during the
president's the Minneapolis
speech and
CNN was just around a million a
million
viewers and you know three
hundred and
twenty-five thousand in the
target demo
so you know it's why are they
doing this
is it do they I mean they
clearly don't
they must not care about
ratings so it
and they had all the superstars
on it
was all the all the candidates
it was
all doing what their whole
league celebs
yeah but this it's it's suicide
I think
I mean I have I picked one or
two clips
from excite
I figured you might you might
have a few
what do you have yeah I have
the one i
have the one good clip and I
also have a
glow game we can play okay well
let me
play my clips and then I will
go into
yours in your game how does
that sound
sounds good so we'll start with
Joe who
just you know he has a little
bit of the
Trump sickness where he's
dropping whole
words and trying to keep the
story
flowing and just omits entire
sentences
now you know your Trump doesn't
do it
that so much that it's an
orange doing
it right you're wrong you're
doing it
right now right well I'm
thinking of Ron
Paul my head and Ron Paul will
just
he'll drop whole sentences
right but now
Biden is doing the same thing
and this
is just 27 seconds of what went
on there
it's normal it's normalized
it's not
anything strange it's not
strange that's
the generic point and the more
people
know that the more they
understand it
remember Anderson back 15-20
years ago
we talked about this and in San
Francisco is all about well you
know gay
gay gay bath houses and having
it's all
about around the clock
he's looking at Anderson
Cooper's like
gay a gay a gay a gay Cooper's
like
backing off each time he said
it was
Biden in the band physically
moving
backwards now that he said hey
remember
Anderson talk about this just
goes all
about well you know but what is
he
actually saying he's trying
would I
understand what he says I can
decipher
him just tell me because I have
no idea
what he's trying to say is it's
okay to
be gay it's okay to be whatever
you want
it's okay to be transgendered
that's
what he's saying and the way
he's trying
to say that is worse way of
saying we're
saying it's 2019 remember
Anderson back
in the day and I think this is
what he
really meant to say was 20
years ago not
10 15 while he was know it was
15 years
ago and you know Joe Biden only
in 2004
the bathhouses were shut down
in San
Francisco in 2004 completely
but the
Obama administration through
joob joob
it--and sorry Joe Biden she was
the one
I didn't it just came out I
didn't mean
anything by Biden Joe Biden did
an
interview and said yeah well
I've I've
reassessed my thinking on
same-sex
marriage
yeah the Friday before Obama
was going
to announce this big change he
stole
Obama's thunder from him which
pissed
Obama I think he's still mad
about it of
course he is and now here's Joe
going
hey hey oh people thought gays
were just
like has sex and then no man
it's normal now remember don't
you
remember it was just sex and
gay better
ah nah sad man
sad Joe Biden who okay then we
have this
is oh yeah
this was bait Oh O'Rourke whoo
and I believe this is in the
backdrop of
a forthcoming Supreme Court
decision
over title 7 of the Civil
Rights Act
which we discussed that the
hearing was
held on October 8th and I guess
we don't
have a ruling yet and the idea
the
question is can a company fire
you for
being gay now that is not any
question
that there's addressed in title
7 it
says you can not discriminate
between
male and female so if you fire
some guy
because he sleeps with guys you
have to
also fire a woman if she sleeps
with
women it's it's that stupid but
I'm
telling you that's what the law
is the
law says you cannot interpret
this law
any differently if you want to
change it
let's do that but but the
interpretation
is not something that can be
you can't
derive that from the actual
written text
is only about that sex not
sexual
preference or gender and yeah I
think
employers need protection too
the way
this is turned around though is
I was
fired for being gay it may not
necessarily be exactly what
happened but
you can easily use that excuse
and maybe
someone was fired for being gay
I wouldn't visit that businesses
business anymore but I think
it's still
their business anyway that's
what it was
about and Beto has his remarks
about
companies and organizations
this is from
your LGBTQ plan and here's what
you
write as a quote freedom of
religion is
a fundamental right but it
should not be
used to discriminate do you
think
religious institutions like
colleges
churches charities should they
lose
their tax-exempt status if they
oppose
same-sex marriage yes
[Applause]
there can be no reward no
benefit no tax
break for anyone or in any
institution
any organization in America
that denies
the full human rights and a
full civil
rights of every single one of
us and so
as president we're going to
make that a
priority and we are going to
stop those
who are infringing upon the
human rights
of our fellow Americans which I
mean it
would be great if if these same
organizations weren't ageist
and and
don't hire people based upon
age which
is rampant throughout all
industries oh
yeah yeah I mean it's just take
it from
us we were already unhireable
if we're not hire about because
we're
too old now I was Silicon
Valley seen
what you got on you had some
clients
this one where the transgender
woman
comes out and she goes nuts
this was
actually compiled by some one
of the
networks and and this is a
leads me to a
kind of a it's actually a truth
there's
two different people that were
kind of
attacked by by some transgender
that
comes out and this is the trans
I think
this is the transgender at 9:00
and
Warren and Cuomo clip play it
ah yes I got it SIA and his mom
Mimmi
who's an advocate for
transgender youth
and active with the Human Rights
Campaign Jacobs Annabelle
elementary
school student from
Massachusetts likes
to play hockey stop stop stop
stop okay
this is not what I was thinking
I have
another one here this is a good
clip
though and I have to set it up
though
they bring on this little girl
who's
become a transgender boy mm-hmm
at dance
and the kid is 9 and the mom is
there as
a the mom and we know people
that in the
big item we were those people
around
here she proclaims herself as a
transgender advocate mhm
and the kid is 9 is a cute
little boy
but it's really a girl
apparently but we
don't really know the details
of that
and this seems a little a little
aggressive to start doing
hormones on a
kid who's not fully developed
but she's
good with it and apparently so
is
Elizabeth Warren who just sucks
up this
question with that you know
Cuomo's this
is the question-and-answer
period and
this is I found it disturbing
Percy and
his mom Mimmi who's an advocate
for
transgender youth and active
with the
Human Rights Campaign Jacobs
Annabelle
elementary school student from
Massachusetts likes to play
hockey Jake
right Jacob um my name is Jacob
and
Ireland nine-year-old
transgender
American my question is
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what were you doing your first
week as
president to make sure that
kids like me
feel safer in schools and what
do you
think schools need to do better
to make
sure that I don't have to worry
about
anything but my homework how
did she
answer it she just went on with
one of
her spiels about you know
bullying and
the rest it wasn't really that
interesting but I just found
that the
appearance of a little
nine-year-old
that has been transitioned at
that age
with a well here well here's my
thinking
on this I if you're going to
put your
child through transition or
help your
child transition at this age
prepubescence and the kid is
you know
has either been told you're
gonna be
bullied or has been bullied I
think if
if the child is old enough for
that for
the hormones that will stunt
growth then
I also think in order to keep
the child
safe you should train train
train this
child with a handgun and make
the kid
carry the handgun packing heat
so
clearly old enough for all of
this stuff
so give the kid a gun and
that'll change
everybody's view yeah that's
gonna work
I'm just saying what's wrong
with it and
it's no less wrong than putting
it then
putting a kid on growth stunting
hormones and then getting a big
round of
applause from the audience for
doing it
yeah so I would say that's
what's
disturbing and open-carry I'm
not
talking concealing I want a big
holster
with a Glock 9 okay so here's
the gears
the one we're talking to the
cook that I
wanted to play this is a
complaints of
dog sight this is the black
trans woman
this is from democracy now she
slipped
it and put a little package
together
this is the black trans woman
Democratic
presidential candidates
attended a CNN
hosted Town Hall Thursday night
focused
on LGBTQ rights the event was
repeatedly
disrupted by activists demanding
attention to the epidemic of
violence
against black and brown
transgender
women South Bend Indiana Mayor
poop
Buddha judge was interrupted
by activists holding a banner
enchanting
trans lives matter as the
openly gay
mayor was being questioned by
Anderson
Cooper in another interruption
activist
blossom C Brown took the mic
from
another tonight yeah I saw some
of these
clips and I'm not quite sure
exactly
what what the controversy was
other than
apparently CNN did not schedule
any
black trans women to speak or
to ask
questions so that's the only
thing so
that's why she's mad at CNN for
erasing
them I guess I think so but
then the in
that clip there was actually
two that
you can feel it splice together
the
first one was with Buddha jej
the second
one was with another guy up
there and
that's part of the quiz I think
you know
who it is but he tried to do
his normal
thing of trying to sway age and
do his
no and he got like one small
little bit
of his voice in there and that
was just
enough to should be able to
tell you
exactly who this person was
because even
when he just goes up its
distinctive
enough that you can tell who it
is so I
want you to get now it was in
there you
have to play the whole cookie
and just
play the little I clipped a one
second
where he tries to jump in okay
I know
I'm trying to hear who it is
what it
sounds like bado
right it was they know all
right yeah it
was bait oh yeah I could I can
hear that
what do you want to say did he
actually
say anything I don't know he
never did
interrupt her cuz she's right
you
rattled prattling on he doesn't
like
interrupting because it's rude
yes and I
think that I don't know if it's
the same
woman but I caught a funny clip
from her
which I just thought was funny
so I want
to know how is our next present
this is
a different one yeah this is
different
so I know this sounded like a
scripted
question and she was in in the
light on
a you know in in a good spot so
I think
that this was a question that
she was
allowed to ask so I want to
know how is
our next president going to
protect
black trans folks that's what I
want to
know nineteen is one too many
[Laughter]
night is one too many as well
that's
kind of well so what reverse
logic there
we have several trans women if
women for
sure I know if we have trans men
listening to the show I'd like
to know
what exactly is the issue are
trans
women black trans women being
killed
more often than white trans men
or more
often than straight women I
mean I just
want to know what the
percentage are and
what's going on if there's a
war against
anybody I want to know and
who's doing
it is it white guys I want to
know who's
killing black trans women this
is the
this is what pisses me off
about it is
all this bitching and moaning
but no one
tells me exactly what's
happening it's
like oh yes that's true I don't
know
oh yeah information community
if there
is such a thing the people
within the
groupings that were discussing
someone
in this audience knows exactly
Ali she's
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maybe that's what she does
that's how
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one who
made a big fuss about us make
fuss about using the word
tranny yeah
transgenders fine well she said
well if
if she really had said it was
fine I
would have made a joke about
training
Oakley but I decide it's not
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was the
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well wait
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Noah
sighs yes sir this is the
second time
with in recent memory Wow that
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troubling this is not something
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nothing well bump up some guy
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baronet Chris of North Austin
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with 333 dollars and he is in
Austin
yeah so you must know him was
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around the Sun on Monday
having seen Adam and fellow
knights and
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meetup this
past Thursday I'll take some
Karma to -
they had a smack in the mouth
and a
Reverend L respect Chris of
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three fourteen fifteen from
Grand Duke
Nussbaum uh today is my birthday
he says and with the blessing
of the
peerage committee I would like
to claim
the title of Grand Duke
Nussbaum who
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there's an
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is for
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Thank You Sundays Earl of
America's
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and 14
cents Michelangelo and Garibaldi
referring to us yes donation in
honor of
my second favorite Italian
signor
Columbus and the annual
celebration of
Italian Pride Day but it is
also in
honor of my favorite Italian my
old man
David fugu Soto David fugu Soto
senior
who shares it with with this
with the
day of his birth who shares it
with the
Davis brothers that is he
indicating
absolutely Soto's birthdays his
dad his
dad
fugu sudo fugu Sato senior
shares his
birthday with us in your
Columbus well
Gooden
why isn't Ruby soda on the
birthday list
okay a lot of deconstruction
yes what do
you mean I think he is on the
birthday
listen when I say yes
yes sir Dave to his dad Dave
fugu Zotoh
ah whatever the case give him a
shot on
his birthday segment I made it
back from
Ethiopia thanks to the travel
karma and
alas the place is apparently
uncovered
completely without uber uber
drivers
with whom to discuss my entry
into
earldom and since they have a
contentious and undecided and
decidedly
unwell kiss turi of Italian
colonization
in the past I feel I must
refrain from
forced recruitment I will as
Maxine says
stay woke Grazia Grazia tutti
sanity
keep up the great work
a little karma porfavor grazie
Mille
ciao a true love sir day Earl of
America's heartland in Saudi
Arabia it's
so odd to get all this Italian
stuff
from him being in Saudi Arabia
and
Ethiopia is a very confusing
note but
that is the nature of many of
our
producers they're all over the
world
doing incredibly interesting
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reports from
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that you
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that's you
know what I'd like I agree and
I'd like
to get a report from him about
the new
honoree for the Nobel Peace
Prize who
was that character is the
premier prime
minister of Eritrea oh really
here a tree yeah whatever you
call it
yeah you're a tree who bumped
and
apparently it was all bent out
of shape
about this he bumped off the
podium I
don't know if Greta had any
chance I
mean oh no she was second I
think she
ran second oh my goodness yeah
it was
pretty pathetic well sir Dave
Earl of
America's heartland and Saudi
Arabia
thank you thank you Grand Duke
Nussbaum
and Thank You baronet Chris of
North
Austin for keeping us skimming
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that's cuz you're not a big
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fairly
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fairly
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because I
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difference
so now if there's ten post
offices in
Austin it's gonna go to one of
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how many are there
you think I don't know
but we'll figure it out yes I
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seven eight seven six zero well
there it
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that's the
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it easy
for you to see now I have to go
to that
post office I could have said
seven
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would have
been a different post office
well yeah
but isn't that the post office
you're
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yeah the
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I'll bet you I'll bet you this
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made it
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wrote adam curry general
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six oh and
people can do this everyone can
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they would put it in your box
that would be my guess because
he
post-office out at some point
they get
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through a
jealous guy oh yeah he's got a
box okay
alright good
yeah we're will I'm gonna do
that you
miss post office has lots of
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that people don't take
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the district in credit
incredibly fast
service only only waited three
months
for a mailbox the actual box
for them to
look I didn't they didn't exist
but
let's not go there
Greta you mentioned Greta Berg
she's
punching back at people like you
Johnson boy yeah people like
you huge
fan a gratis no you're not you
said this
is horrible I date that don't
like that
child you said these things you
said
these things and here she's
just listen
up she's talking to you one day
they can
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they must
I feel like their their
worldview or
their interests or whatever it
is is
threatened by us and that is
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should take the compliments
that we are
having so much impact so she
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amending her then she yes yeah
exactly
thanks for the compliments
that's
exactly what she said but now
after that
little aunt Ramona I have a
clip from
one of the cofounders of the
extinction
rebellion and I've been wanting
to get
some information on this outfit
and find
out where what's what they're
really
thinking of now your general
idea
of the protests and some of
them have
been quite radical they'd like
to shut
down train stations and plane
airplane
terminals and but really shut
them down
by laying on top of stuff and
it's kind
of annoying and you just can't
kick them
off easily what are they
actually
protesting for or what are they
against
or what what is lying is you
have the
clip of the founder claiming
that a lot
of this has to do with that
we're all
gonna die Oh where's this clip
this is
extinction rebellion co-founder
this is
the woman that we have the
exact same
clip oh you found it on the
website it's
on the Guardian oh no I got
after her
website oh well let me play
mine first
okay and then see if well let
me listen
to your songs there's a code no
don't
play yours first because I have
the code
I have a code in mine that you
really
took me aback your only reason
I made
this clip is well then I want
to play
yours first I'm gonna go with
your spray
it may be the same clip I don't
know of
all crises means that it's quite
possible their own life on
Earth 97% of
it is going to go possibly in my
children's lifetime 97% of it
what
there's a lot of 90 / 7 percent
of all
crises means that it's quite
possible
their own life on Earth 97% of
it is
going to go and possibly in my
children's lifetime conventional
politics is it's pogs it's
Finnish
fucked the question is not what
needs to
happen and what the problems
are the
question is how do things
change we've
got an ongoing tradition of
civil
disobedience in this country
when the
suffragettes smash windows
which is what
they did they weren't directly
affecting
democracy they were saying we
are angry
and we demand our vote and
every other
form of reformist type of
approach for
women getting the voter being
tried and
they haven't succeeded our
complicity
really is our violence and our
are
separated from each other and
so what
we're doing in xington
rebellion is
saying it's time to really come
together
and express our power
now a couple of things she's
advocating
for violence mm-hmm in a not so
offhanded way and she makes the
claim
that was in her child's
lifetime which
means in the next another kids
probably
about 10 let's say in the next
70 years
within the next 70 years ninety
seven
percent of all life boat life
gone just
will be gone does anybody in
the right
mind believe this
I like the 97% because that's
just now
become a number you just throw
out there
because oh yeah 90% percent of
all all
scientists agrees consensus we
all agree
world ever since have been
approvingly
good number yes well I'd have a
very
different clip I think it's the
same
woman is this get was that Gail
GAD
Brook no Brad Brad
so she was interviewed and she
went into
a little depth about this and
what she
says here I believe is actually
the
background for a lot of the
issues that
were dealing with in our
society today
which I shall explain after the
clip is
it bakes in the insistence that
there's
a repair of the harm that
happens which
includes compensating people
finding
homes for people and actually
in order
to do this repairing of the
harm that
needs to happen you've got Sir
David
King the former chief scientist
of the
UK who's setting up a climate
repair
center and saying that actually
we can't
even go to one and a half
degrees C you
know the ice is already melting
we're
already over 410 parts per
million what
really needs to happen is we
have to go
into drawdown we have to be
bringing
carbon out of the atmosphere
and we
can't wait for these magical
technologies that are somehow
going to
sort of the carbon out of the
atmosphere
in the future I mean we can do
business
as usual and so what we have to
do what
we're going to need to do is
really work
with nature to repair the
climate and
that's also going to tackle
this evil
twin or evil triplets you know
of
biodiversity loss we've got the
evil
twin of ocean acidification and
how we
reckon our oceans all of this
has got to
be cleaned up and what that
means is we
need like a lot of human labor
so
humanity has to rise up in a
really
beautiful way and tend to the
damage
that we've done and that needs
all of us
and it needs all of us together
in the
places of the earth that's
going to
sustain life working together
yes
this is all her gobbly gook
spiel but
hold on it's coming now to re
wild areas
to restore ecosystems to clean
up the
rivers to plant trees you know
to to
basically that you know sort
the plastic
outs in the ocean and so on and
I
actually think there's so many
beautiful
innovations out there and
humanity could
do that together and it needs
all of us
and for me this is part of
reweaving a
human family back together
again it's
part of dealing with systemic
racism
white supremacy in them and the
wounds
of patriarchy that want to
separators
make us feel powerless okay so
it's that
last bit that I just wanted to
focus on
because and I will actually
bring it
down into one little thing
white guilt
I'm not even gonna bring
patriarchy in
or you know but white guilt
systemic
racism is that belief is what is
happening with everything I was
talking
with Moe about this the other
day who by
the way finds it incredibly
insulting as
a black man when people say
well you
know we have white guilt so you
need to
have need to get a leg up it's
like I
don't want that from you but
the same
with the homelessness even
though the
majority of homeless here in
Austin that
I see are white or they're
actually
white covered in dirt that's
true kind
of white if you wash them yes
the the
idea that all of this has
happened
because of systemic racism who
we are
that we cannot change
but we've not been aware of it
this is
how we fix the situation by
acknowledging and oh yes it's
our fault
and so go ahead we can be
inconvenience
by your campaign it's all about
this and
you remember when this got laid
on me at
the at the Obama BOTS dinner
by the professor no less like
he will
have white you have white
privilege and
I didn't quite understand where
it was
coming from at the time because
this was
years and years ago but this is
what it
has done it has people have
been guilted
to feeling so bad and so
horrible about
being white
or being male that it's David
giving up
and they're just saying well
whatever
yeah I guess yeah you guys
should do
whatever you want and and I'm
all for
everybody cuz I've been part of
the
problem that's what it is yeah
you're
leaving out part of that when
you go oh
yeah whatever you're leaving
out - okay
yeah I'm real - here take my
money oh
that's the best part that's the
best
part evening that part out this
is
really what we're up to here oh
oh yes
absolutely and it's my money
and I'll
tell you that when so somehow
this with
all of this is now responsible
for the
climate and you heard her say
it right
there this is not because of
oil or
industry no it's because of
white and
male so if if this is what the
extinction rebellion is about
is because
the patriarchy and whiteness
has created
this well yours is certifiably
insane
lady get back on message but
you can't
because that is what is the
mess that is
the message and she said she
said it
right there clearly and it's
stupid
there's lots of fun here I have
I gotta
tell you there's it's stupid
but look
when you get to non-white
people who are
sick and tired of this shit for
example
in Queens
I believe that's sandy sandy
Ocasio
Cortez is district who now are
doing
exactly what we're doing in
Austin is oh
now we I just have to build more
affordable housing I know let's
do this
shelter doesn't matter if the
shelter is
near near an elementary school
so here's
a Hispanic woman and she's not
having
any of it because she has no
white guilt
or male white privilege
I don't burn the place down and
she
literally said not in my
backyard
couldn't have gotten any better
but
she's allowed to say it you see
because
she's not a man and she's not
white but
that's how most people feel
because this
the oh this is so fantastic at
some part
of this whole process it will
be the
Hispanics and the blacks once
again they
will save the white man and
will take
all the credit for it we were
anticipating our brand-new
homelessness
czar in Austin even my friend
Allen
Graham from community first
village who
I interviewed said you know
we've been
we've met with this lady we're
very
excited we think that she might
be even
though these guys get no money
from
Austin they do work together to
get
referrals so her name is Pam
peal Oh
Harris she was on the job one
day and
she quit one day and she said
this was
not a decision I made lightly
and have
had previous conversations with
my
immediate supervisor I'm deeply
appreciative of their
understandings and
willingness to work with me in
a way
that allows me to meet my family
obligations and continue the
work we've
started as she transitions into
a
consultancy role
she was recruited from Florida
I believe
Orlando big deal made about her
oh yeah
this was you know she was going
to be
the home is not the Czar dacha
obviously
but the homeless strategy
officer and
she quits after one day on the
job I'd
like to know why cuz I think
she looked
at the situation and went mm-hmm
no way not me I don't want it I
don't
want the aggravation the
council clearly
Asian what I say
you said aggravation I read is
the
reason yes I don't want the
iGrow it's
too much odds it off for me
I get out you die from it that
Gras and
she quits and there's this is
my mind is
exploding over this what is
happening
except for the mr. mark hall
sent this
to me the ID 2020 partners are
a deep in
Austin ID 2020 is scheduled to
to tag
and identify every homeless
person on a
block chain yeah baby yeah I
told you I
told you they should do QR
codes on them
but no no no it has to be pure
blockchain okay it's fine do I
think you
could expand that with some QR
codes so
you got a blockchain the
homeless
blockchain the homeless is a
good title
blockchain the homeless
blockchain the
bums I mean one of these let me
see yeah
we can't use bums because it's
not
correct but yeah that's no
changes so
far just keep it going
same old same old you I wish
you could
come to Austin because you were
here
just in May you would you would
see the
difference right away I mean
it's an its
proper camping it's not just
shanties
you know people got the
difference I go
to San Francisco probably twice
a month
to pick up you know things I
can't get
around here
Booker's no there's no hookers
ever seen
a hooker in San Francisco for
decades
but
anyway so the I go to San
Francisco and
every and if I just make a wine
run to
pick up my wine from K&L
liquors one of
the best wine stores in the
country I
just go pick up a couple cases
whatever
I ordered I let it accumulate I
go pick
it up and I come back and I
always take
the same wrap and that's I go
into the
city or go to the the delis out
or I go
to the Russian district and go
just get
some Russian stuff I'll go
around take
the same route back and I go
past this
little phony little Park they
built some
time ago for some reason
unknown there's
a little monument to some World
War one
vets or something and they did
one or
two homeless moved in there and
then
dipped in tan and the last step
in
winter the thing was a complete
encampment and I know and so
I'm just so
I'm in Oakland now I'm going
down
Broadway to take a left on
MacArthur
they take of a certain freeway
entrance
which is kind of obscure but
gets you on
ahead of the pack and there's a
park
that's on the corner of
Broadway and
MacArthur over by the kaiser
permanente
centers and this park is a big
park and
it's already out of the blue
it's half
campers just half of the tents
but all
of a sudden Oakland has ed
libya's can't
do her job she can't get rid of
these
people and homelessness in
Oakland it
was really kept to a minimum
compared to
San Francisco but no more its
overflowed
and now they're just everywhere
and they
can't seem to do anything about
it
Berkeley same thing and I just
want to
remind everybody and I totally
subscribed to Alan Graham's
theory that
the the homeless is you can't
fix people
you can't just fix people oh
you're
homeless you're you're you're
addicted
you've of course really what's
going on
100% of homelessness is caused
by
catastrophic loss of family one
way or
the other and then everything
else
follows on that you can't fix
people so
you have to help them into a
community
but that's what nobody wants no
one
wants to do that no one wants
to get
near the smelly people well
these
communities are self-forming
though they
weren't in Oakland they can
actually
form a community you need
give them a space with a little
bit of
guidance and now I think you
should give
them a big space the way I'd
hate to say
this because it sounds I don't
know if
it sounds cruel or crazy or
backward or
I don't know what it sounds
like what
I'm gonna say but it doesn't
sound right
but it is right is it there is
acreage
in Auckland that is just
abandoned
there's a bunch of it on 66th
Street if
you go down 66th or they go out
of the
airport there's a bunch of
areas where
there's just lot around the
ground the
Oakland Coliseum which is gonna
be
abandon any way because the A's
are
moving out the traders have
moved out
and they've banned the Warriors
have
moved to San Francisco tear
that area
down there you're going there's
a
parking lot there just give it
to the
homeless and let them put their
cats at
create I hear it is a shanty
town and
let them create a community
there is a
shanty town
I just no other way of doing
this
otherwise you just scattered
little mini
shanty towns all over the place
that are
completely out of control and
it's just
this it's not working one big
shanty
town called in this case the
Oakland
shanty town they could have
Oakland
Pride and they can have all the
you know
they could probably get a you
know it
could be it could be
interesting well
it's for sure see the
difference well
for sure proven by this concept
that
I've seen is if you add a few
things but
I don't know if it necessarily
has to be
shanty but the idea is real low
affordable rent but two hundred
and
twenty dollars is where they
start here
which most people can get if
they have
social security or disability
so that's actually almost
covered and
then you still have to go out
and make
your money and and get food
that's not
gonna happen
well it does happen because
it's working
here so don't say it's not
gonna happen
because it does it's talking
about the
hardcore homeless I'm talking
about the
same hardcore homeless Jon come
on Ivan
so you think that those people
that you
just made the argument that you
can't
fix people yes yes can be six
no I did
not say that but now they're in
a
community and they look over
each other
they're still smoking crack but
they do
it in their own house and
they're in
there and they're smoking a lot
less of
it and they're still doing meth
but
less because they have
something to live
for community yes the hardcore
crazy nut
jobs that you're talking about
can live
productive lives in a community
not in
some facility where they're
being fixed
go listen to my interview with
Alan
Graham
well when you should win as an
example
of this happening in a way that
I see
nobody intense on any streets
then I'll
agree with you there's people
in Seattle
that have been offered pretty
good deals
but they refuse to go inside
any where
they want to stay outside
there's 230 people now doing
this here
in Austin with another 500
coming online
in the next few years it's
actually
working so I went there I saw
it I had a
hour long conversation with the
guy it's
actually working so it's
putting a dent
in the homeless problem in
Austin the
total amount of chronically
homeless in
Austin is estimated to be mm
yes it's
putting a real dent in there
they'll
have 25 to 35 percent within
the next
year not that I'm not talking
about
transients who take advantage
of the
situation and they're that
they're the
assholes they're the ones
stealing
of problems but these people
need
community and no one wants to
be their
neighbor so they can be their
own
neighbors and that works out
just fine
we did give them a little bit of
structure it's working okay
you're just
proving my point
how did I prove your point that
people
in San Francisco Oakland and
elsewhere
should all move to Austin where
they
will get this soda service I've
been
saying it for years and you
know you get
mad at me when I do it but I
think
Austin's the place to go
yeah you know what it's fine I
the thing
is I can't laugh about it
anymore
because what I'm seeing is that
people
are getting so aggravated and
mad about
what's happening and these are
taxpayers
you know local property
taxpayers that
what is actually going on is
now being
omitted now it's just where do
we shove
these assholes not how do we
help them
it's like I don't want it here
I don't
want it I don't want to do I
wonder that
while there's perfectly great
places but
there's just that's not what
the city is
doing the seating is what I was
just
reading about to San Francisco
they
built a billion dollars worth of
affordable housing it's like
literally
forever every homeless is a
million
dollar cost for every homeless
they want
to put in there yeah that's not
the way
to go so anyway yes it is the
way to go
if you have a corrupt
government that
wants to feed a lot of money
into the
well yes MLF dot org and you
can go see
what I mean by it working what
we'll
never fix this speaking of
money and how
much it costs I mentioned that
the
United Nations had a cash flow
crisis
and they had to do a big
meeting about
it it's really bad
and of course this was telecast
with the
secretary for management
strategy policy
and compliance at the United
Nations
miss Katherine Pollard please
pay
attention the New World Order
is broke
thank you thank you Stefan and
good
afternoon everyone so earlier
today I
spoke to the fifth committee and
discussed with them the serious
financial situation that the
United
Nations now faces more
precisely the
liquidity situation of the
organization
in terms of available cash that
is very
dire so this situation which as
you know
the Secretary General has
described is
the worst cash crisis facing
the UN in
nearly a decade it's not I want
to
emphasize it's not a budget
crisis it is
a cash flow crisis for the
second
successive year we've exhausted
all the
regular budget liquidity
reserves
despite several measures we
already put
in place to try and reduce
expenditures
and to align them with
available cash
reserves just for context I've
been in
corporations I've run
corporations where
you have a cash flow problem
and if you
don't have access to capital
markets
then there's only one thing you
can do
you can either fire people
which is
always the most expensive item
on your
budget in the budget on your on
your on
your balance sheet or you can
start to
reduce other things you're
doing well
obviously the United Nations is
such a
bloated hog of an organization
they're
not gonna fire anybody on it
now we're
gonna do it in in other ways
but it's
quite telling about the elitist
pricks
these people really are as a
result of
this cash crisis the Secretary
General
informed Member States earlier
this week
about a number of measures that
are
being implemented I'll just
share with
you a couple of examples of
some of
these measures that will go
into place
from next Monday interpretation
and
meeting services will be
limited to
official meetings of the
calendar of
conferences so what does that
mean we
will no longer be able to serve
and
service meetings of regional
Gruen other
groupings that are what we call
as
available for services or
as required well I think
they're talking
about catering mainly oh here's
a great
room you can use here's lunch
she's some
breakfast bagel service table
meetings
of inter governmental bodies
outside of
regular hours regular hours
being ten to
one and three to six that
caught my ear
that's the regular hours they
work 10:00
to 1:00 and 3:00 to 6:00 we
will not be
able to support there's going
to be AB
delays in issuing official
documents we
have put on hold
publishing and translating
treaties and
publications we are curtailing
official
travel of staff to only
essential
activities we are going not
going to be
able to host events such as
receptions
before is in the morning or
after 6:00
cooling and heating services
are going
to be reduced and some
escalators to the
floors already as will the main
fountain
in the circle piddling crap to
just stop
that you know by the way they
could have
installed the escalators that
have the
remote that have the sensors
for the
escalators not just running all
that
stops you step in front of it
then it
starts and it takes you to the
top and
it stop the turning the
fountain off in
front of the building and the
fountain
what's the difference ed you
mentioned
because I'm still I brought had
to write
it down so you're telling me
that they
were unlike the rest of us look
at just
the way America operates we
tend to work
eight-hour days in general
industry that
maybe has some Union influence
Silicon
Valley works 60 hours a week
easily and
up
and it's not a joke so they're
working
six hours a week they started
tan I'm
Anne I might have here it's tan
and then
at one o'clock they take a
two-hour
lunch every day to martini
lunch not
ours martinis a three-martini
lunch most
two hours two hours drink those
three
martinis and then you then
you're back
from three to six those are
regular
hours and that's regular hours
turn off the fountain Juve's oh
my god
they're not putting any work in
at all
they're not serious
no of course not and you know
they could
just fire some people but no
anyway the the culprit of
course is
America because we've slowed
down our
paying apparently and you know
Trump's
behind that oh yeah I'm not
gonna but
but it's not just the US it's a
twenty
countries are in arrears
of their contributions to the
United
Nations even though is that
some churros
were in there at this briefing
well we
all know it's the US have you
called the
Trump administration yeah the
lady said
yeah we're talking to everybody
but it's
not that she was actually nice
about it
isn't that's not just the
United States
they are the biggest so but
this I've
been overpaying yeah but this
well yes
look at what they're doing is
oh but
Becky shut down the fountain we
don't
have any catering for lunch
get out of here give it here I
was
looking over my clips and it is
an NBA
clip that I've pushed it a
played when
you had little NBA takedown yes
this was a this was a woman
from CNN who
was at a press conference with
a couple
of the top NBA players both of
them who
liked it you know bitch and
moan about
Trump and which is all NBA
players
apparently just for the reasons
you
cited or that Jason Whitlock
identified
and this is what happens when
you bring
this question up at an NBA
official NBA
press conference hi Christina
MacFarlane
CNN the NBA has always been a
league
that prides itself when it's
Claire and
its coaches being able to speak
out
openly about political and
societal
affairs I just wonder after the
events
of this week and the fallout
we've seen
whether you would both feel
differently
about speaking out in that way
in future
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it's legitimate question this
is an
event that's happened this week
during
during the NBA and the answer
this
particular question has not been
answered
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any other question management
is the
joke was that the two players
are
talking to were the players
that worked
for the guy who made the one
single
tweet they wouldn't even stand
up for
their own boss and everyone's
now I mean
of course I don't know shit
about sports
but everyone's now calling from
Mark
Cuban where are you Cuban say
something
now Cuban they're goading him
that's a
good one to try to get because
he's
always mister I got a big mouth
I know
it's a big mouth I sold a URL
for a
billion dollars and bought a
basketball
team I am somewhat envious of
that
well it's special when he found
it was
actually three billion oh god
that's how
dumb Yahoo was yeah yeah
broadcast comm
so we sold the name yes right
three
billion dollar item unite
mtv.com and I
was able to start my business
but I did
no way that's not what human is
much
smarter than me but he's silent
he's
silence and all this oh yeah
they're
both mama mum's the word um we
went
shopping yesterday we went up
to the
domain which is the work live
community
of the future - you're in
Austin it's
it's about 20 minutes north of
us and
this it literally is ape they
just built
a whole bunch of places for
people to
live and underneath it's all
retail so
you got Apple stores you got
Windows
stores you got your Macy's you
get your
Nordstrom's everything and I'm
always
paying attention to people and
what
they're doing and what how they
conduct
themselves and the reason I do
this is
because I do not have a phone
that is
distracting me I like to watch
other
people as they're on their
phones my
favorite these days is women
and their
partners men and the women are
bloodless
Casa Bonita and the guys are
walking
kind of a step and a half
behind him on
their phone yes dear and
they're just
yes good looking at scores or
whatever
this was also during the game
I'm sure
ain't it yes dear and now the
keeper and
I of course we're looking at
dear let me tell you about the
dogs this
is something new I've noticed
oh yes now
we saw in succession three I
guess you
call them a full breadth or
bread or
what do you call a you know
clearly the
race of dog that's been
uncontaminated
its pristine and it's like an
Arabian
version of bread as to with
your red
thank you
purebred domain Dalmatian a
purebred dog
in the world a purebred whippet
and a purebred Great Dane and
the little
dog and that lady next to the
Great Dane
I mean she should have had a
saddle on
that bitch because she could
ride this
thing she was not that big I
mean and it
came up to her waist she could
have
ridden this thing but what I
notice is
that all of these people and
particularly we were walking
through
Nordstrom and so this is rugs
were in
the store oh yeah oh yeah like
Great
Dane great oh great a Nordstrom
store
and the Dalmatian and the
Whippet but
here's what's interesting the
owners
they they're not shopping
they are looking there and that
the dog
is you know like the dog is on
the leash
and these owners are all
looking like
wait stop again wouldn't mean
the dog is
on the loose lately SHhhh I
said leash
dogs on the mission it's to the
dogs on
the leash and the dog is like
clearly
doesn't want to be there and
this is all
three of them the case but the
owners
they're not shopping they're
looking
stressful like aya let's go
I've got to
do my dog's paw and then we're
in the
the untuck it store I'll admit
I buy
sometimes shirts from untuck it
never
heard of them it's just they
make shirts
that are designed to be not
tucked in it
doesn't matter lady and her
husband and
their dog they're in the store
and the
lady is scolding her dog in the
following manner stop barking
if you
don't stop barking I'm not
going to take
you anywhere in the future
let me reiterate she's talking
to a dog
it stopped barking no if you
don't stop
part I won't be able to take you
anywhere anymore I mean that is
the
closest I've seen to anyone
just being
treating their dog pathetically
like a
child I don't think the dog
actually
comprehends what the lady's
trying to
communicate and it's gotten
worse in our
media what is the book that
when when
Patricia was pregnant with
Christina we
must have received five copies
of a very
famous book the people love to
give
people who are expecting their
first
child
definitely not dr. Spock no
it's the
What to Expect When You're
Expecting
it's a very famous book and
every
expecting parent is given a copy
somewhere no one tells you what
to
expect when you're expecting a
new pet
okay Benny we need to get you a
crate
training trees potty pad but
with Chuy's
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amazing deals
on everything you need for your
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even those toys you can save on
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the shipping is free so what
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okay so and I understand people
who
would prefer to have no
children and
want a pet in instead of the
children
and I'm okay with that it's
this is not
something new
I knew couples when I was
growing up my
my neighborhood buddy is like
his aunt
and uncle I don't know if they
couldn't
have children but they didn't
have
children and they had two Great
Danes
and these were there these were
their
babies but to completely use
the same
treatment and articles and
clothing and
to treat the animals as
children I think
shows a mental blockage that
just needs
to be addressed I mean I'm not
trying
insult anybody but when you're
dressing
up your dog with a party hat
and saying
it's your birthday and and then
and then
giving it a birthday cake you
know
you're you're clearly missing
something
in your life and you can have a
dog and
treat the dog like family but
not like
children it's just wrong a
birthday that
we've sort of made up this is
February
the 1st we do a little birthday
thing I
always get her some treats and
we have
candles on the treats and then
we put a
little hat on her and we sing
happy
birthday to her you know it's
the
society default happiness but
we decided
not to have human kids and
rescue dogs
instead and we don't think of
ourselves
as childless but we are a
family and she
is a child I do it for her I
cooked
chicken breast and then raw
vegetables
are good for dogs - kale - I
trust
sometimes kale snap peas even
lettuce
good old handles back when she
spits
them out people don't even stop
to ask
whether you have kids it's cute
so I've
had people say to me how old
are your
kids before saying do you have
kids and
so I will reply to that you
know they
they have fur to their full
license
birth a big impetus for me it's
strange
how free is because of the
environment
and the the global population
crisis
that we're facing and climate
change and
all that I think that society's
confusing it's changing I hope
there and
people are becoming more open
to what
family means and it can come in
different ways you see forms
no no that's just not true
you can have a family with pets
but to
say these are our children and
and they
wind up doing horrible thing
really
abusive things to the jail you
heard
like oh I cook up kale and me
this is
not necessarily what animals
need to be
eating in fact particularly in
fact I
have another clip like many pet
owners
Lillie Clarkson turns to the
internet
when her dog magpie began having
digestion issues when I first
adopted
her I kept reading that
grain-free was
really good for new diets and
for
stomach issues grain
intolerance is one
of the most common dietary
concerns that
veterinary nutritionists dr.
Valerie
Parker of the Ohio State
College of
Veterinary Medicine hears from
pet
owners
she says food allergies
especially -
grains aren't really a problem
in pets
very rarely are there allergens
- grains
and that's a very common
misconception
Parker has heard it all when it
comes to
alternative pet diet but
reminds her
patients that animals have
vastly
different nutritional needs
than humans
when people try to apply their
own diets
to their pets doesn't always
work out so
well another common trend
especially for
those who are meat free
themselves is
feeding their pets a vegetarian
or vegan
diet
cats are carnivores now that
doesn't
mean that cats can't tolerate
carbohydrates and plant sources
of food
in their in their food but they
they are
designed to to eat certain meat
pet
owners concerned about the
ingredients
in pet foods may be tempted to
make
their own but most homemade pet
food
recipes just don't contain the
nutrients
your pet needs and can cause
severe
health issues the worst case
scenarios
will be significant bone
deformities and
young animals that don't grow
their
bones appropriately they can get
fractures they can get they can
become
paralyzed so people you know
they're
like oh I'm vegan Mike my cat
needs to
be vegan you were vegan or a
vegan
household it's abusive these
animals are
get are being cooped up in
apartment
buildings everywhere I love dogs
contrary to what you say John
I've had
almost exclusively rescues and
strays
and dogs cats all of it but
it's it I
think it just needs to be
addressed
people are back
psychotically when it comes to
their
their animals
just treating them didn't
exactly put
them in baby carriages taking
them into
restaurants and putting them in
baby
seats I've seen it all
oh this is disgusting portion
of the
show we do have a few people
think it'll
be a short segment so we can
have more
show more earnest starts us off
at $150
from North Olmsted Ohio and
he's got a
um call out here it just makes
me a
knight by the way I hope he's
on the
list what's his name hold on
what's his
name yes yes he is on the list
if in
Covina yeah I would like to be
known as
sir Kevin of the burning river
as for my
table entrees you'd like to get
some
absinthe and bratwurst I think
this has
been on the list before I know
I know
absinthe for sure I don't know
if we've
had it in combo with bratwurst
but it's
good I've ordered it it shall
be at the
table for you teenies general
karma
we'll put that at the end for
Seamus of
Columbus and a call-out to
dingo of
Venecia
as a douchebag
Barun walkman of Buckeye $149
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I think pie food and oh yeah
I'm sorry
Christa Barron Walkman is not
from
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Christopher PI suit is from
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Arizona 11111 Dame Carol Ann of
the east
hatchet ranch in Pueblo
California
Colorado she is something here
to say
yeah this is a please accept
this
donation to wish my second-born
isaac
chase AKA sir crypto night of
Colorado
Springs a happy 38th birthday
on October
15th it's a gift I know will
bring a
smile to his face he hit me in
the mouth
on 2016 and I've been getting
more sane
ever since I'm nice probably
not after
that last segment thank you for
all your
hard work to bring us the
deconstruction
of the news and making me laugh
also
plug Isaac's business firearms
training
central.com
nice firearms training
central.com what
you call a mouthful for a URL
by the way
Adam yes
thanks for the ham radio 2.0
stuff my
first bone joshua is getting us
hooked
on hooked up on that i gotta
tell you we
have no agenda hams calm now
which
includes the directory and ways
to
connect to our note i won't go
into all
of it what's there but it's
it's quite
extensive and again you see how
the
genius of the no agenda nation
works
where buford k just sent me a
link on
the no agenda social calm which
was a
directory in opml format i
sucked it
right into the freedom
controller built
by dave jones registered domain
name
boom we got a web page
think of think what it would
take at any
radio station is easy clearance
from and
illegal there were I think
three no
agenda hams at or names as we
call
ourselves at the meet up in
Austin
including ka6
Etienne Paul who I don't know
he somehow
he had to get and at I think
he's been
listening for a while but he I
met him
on the on the no agenda ham
thing thing
thing and I guess that he had
some need
some kind of excuse for his
wife to come
to the meet up so he said well
my wife's
a girlfriend Beth has a podcast
it's
called over 65 and talking comm
can you
plug that say yeah no problem
so our
names very resourceful
I guess so
blessings to you boil engine he
said the
wind up of this donation was
blessings
to you both
was it from Dame Carol and all
the
producers around the world
hoping to
make the next meet up in the
springs at
the end the month really
enjoyed the
last one thanks to Andrew for
coordinated and thank you very
much for
your support theme Carol Anne
onward to
fill in Temecula California 909
me does
neither D douching first he's
got his
birthday on the birthday list
and you
who you want some human
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his uh just human resource
Karma for our
first child we put that at the
end for
you you better like Xander
Souls burger
800 800 Kevin McLaughlin Earl
of Luna 69
69 he says he needs emergency
SWAT so
enough karma okay and that
would that
I've baked that in for you
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that's an all of the Karma's of
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Baron mark Tanner in Whittier
California
six seven eight nine one from
Harlem get
mo nation lowlands f6 666 and
na and
Netherlands and he will have a
title
change today he was knighted as
Chevalier song back in 2013 and
after
many more years of $33.33 Ledo
Nations I
passed the threshold for Baron
hood back
in January I would now like to
be named
Baron a wan of Grenada or do
say Grenada
Grenada Grenada Grenada Grenada
you say
Grenada Grenada and I'd like to
claim
the Spanish city of Granada or
Grenada
as it's a meat and it's
immediate
surroundings as my territory
all other
knights and dames are invited
for tapas
at the alhambra palaces no
karma thank
you up meet up in Grenada yes
we'll be
there beautiful Steven
shoveling 600 6
ma loves Columbus Day
Christopher dektor
5 6 7 8 they fav Anthony
Rodriguez 55 10
Nancy Murphy 5244 span Eric
Hanson in
Austin Texas
52 30 and he needs two jobs
Connor for
smoking-hot wife coming up at
the end as
well you John Lopez and
in Rapids Michigan 50 dollars
and 98
cents and this is important
because he
says it took a little under
four years
but he managed to obtain his
knighthood
that's today he would like to
be known
as sir clay Alchemist Knight of
the
Grand River for the round table
some hot
orange juice and skillets okay
and he'd
like to mention that karma
works to keep
his pant his Hanes
his hands pain free while he
sculpted a
chimpanzee in person at the
Grand Rapids
Community College to fill you
in as you
question about in my last
donation i
sculpt characters then
photograph them
to make illustrations oh okay I
remember
I've been working on a project
specifically for my alumnus
show called
on the shoulders of animals
which is
about the test subjects leading
up to
the manned spaceflight for most
of the
folks who can't make it you can
see it
all of clay alchemist comm
thanks again
for years of keeping me
informed to look
forward to this Sunday's
episode PS exit
strategy no agenda singles
meetups for
people with normal-sized
amygdalas and
perhaps OTG folk
there could be an app for that
yeah
there's no one would use this
you know
he would no one would use it
because
they're all OTG are you single
is your
amygdala abnormal sorry
yes never find never find
thanks for the
exit strategy here's his
sculptures are
really dynamite I would die no
dynamite
nice he's got a style how big
are they
how big is a real artist really
baronet's or economic hitmen
from
Houston Texas came in with 5001
and that
following people are $50 donors
name and
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most of them Kevin Silverman in
seven
Maryland Robert Kerr back in
essexville
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by now we
had Dame Patricia Worthington
and Miami
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Robert Weber in Lake Forest
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Rawson tuchkov in London UK
Mark Johnson
in Aurora California Joseph
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he comes
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in
Hillsboro Oregon sir Kyle Meyer
in
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sir Jason deluzy Oh in Chad's
fir'd
Pennsylvania I want to thank
all these
folks were contributing to show
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keeping us a keeping us going
for
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Thursday and
I was just looking at clay
alchemist
comm holy crap you're right
this is
genius it's got this sculpted
rat who's
asleep on a bed of
pharmaceuticals with
a little oxy pill bottle open
in the
back it's called American
dreamin
that's some nice stuff does he
sell it
haven't figured that part out
yet but he
should yeah I mean I if I could
afford
it I'd try and buy a piece ya
know it's
like it's good he's got this
guy he's
got a pro-style it's very
uniform fun
he's got the humor which art
likes
nowadays are yeah and humor
always goes
together well if you can do it
right
yeah and this is very good
seems to me
gallery quality stuff
absolutely should
tickets for the museum called
museum
quality stuff really really
really we
have artists that listen to our
show yes
we do of all varieties not just
Fine
Arts musicians what else thank
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here's the birthday list for
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58 years
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quick and then we'll get to our
knighting Zand titles which we
have
today because the meetups it's
like a
pod a local 5 1 12 meetup sir
Scott
Morgan was in charge of that to
date
actually we had 21 attendees
plus me the
second Thursday of the month
has been
chosen to actually try to make
this
meeting all about the attendees
multiple
nights as well as other
sustaining
producers were in attendance
many of us
had met others in the group
from the
wonderfully successful Austin
meetup
last year but this time we seem
to have
even better conversations when
Adam
showed up the vibe didn't
change my hope
that this meetup will become a
solid
group of fellow travelers
seemed to have
a wonderful start request by
some
attendees to have next month
meet up at
another location will be
discussed via
the No Agenda 512 email distro
group
right on so they're really
organizing
there and thank you sir Scott
for taking
care of that there was a
meet-up planned
in Tokyo for this past weekend
which was
very successful because hey is
Sir Mark
and day mastered anything they
do is
successful but they also just
to show
you how good they are did it in
the
middle of a 5.7 earthquake and
a typhoon
and they still had including
Earl of
Tennessee COBOL was there the
guys from
Osaka couldn't come up because
they
could not travel also Derick
and his
girlfriend were in Tokyo they
were
planning on going to the Meetup
but his vacation he says well
we did we
didn't go exactly as planned
they were
hunkered down in their hotel
room in
Tokyo trying to outlast the
typhoon so
they were not able to make it
but it was
a very successful event they
had our
heads printed which is really
all we
care about and there were other
meetups
this weekend as well but those
are the
big ones and I just find it
fantastic
that we have a typhoon and an
earthquake
in Tokyo but that will not stop
the No
Agenda nation from meeting
upcoming
meetups October 19th in Atlanta
Santa Fe
Orlando and San Antonio this is
like
it's like we're a minor league
ball team
Louisville Kentucky on the 20th
on the
24th Nashville Tennessee so
there's two
they have a regular Meetup and
an
impromptu meetups on the 25th
we have Portland and Charlotte
North
Carolina then the 26 another
Nashville
Tennessee meet up along with
Colorado
Springs and coming up in
November under
first in Seattle the second in
Boston
and looks like they're working
on a
tri-state that would be New
York New
Jersey Connecticut and possibly
Pennsylvania for November 2nd
November
7th Newport Beach California
and Myrtle
Beach and the ninth North
Charleston
South Carolina and that is your
meetup
calendar for the coming weeks
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places where you can meet
people who are
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to a No
Agenda Meetup and you see a
table where
there's all kinds of people who
don't
look like they belong together
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yeah this
is okay now I do have a poop
report of
course in the poop central oh
do we have
a poop report jingle I wish we
did let
me see I have a weave of course
we've
got poop poop course we've got
poop of
course we've got I got this
from a
blogger and I forgot to put the
bloggers
name yeah another blogger I'm
sorry a
podcaster because I'm looking
at more
podcast now same as you cuz
good stuff
there and this is a Berkeley
aquatic
park report now when I asked the
chatroom if you recognize who
this
podcaster is please tell us so
he gets
the credit for this and I left
a little
bit at the beginning which is
his kind
of idealized lifestyle I
started to
throw that in so you'd have a
feeling
for this guy in his report hey
everybody
what's going on hell of a
stream last
night boys we're gonna have to
limit
those beer streams I was
pissing all
through the night
and speaking of piss
I'm you right into one of these
California assholes
who's telling you my future
with your
diesel-powered boat in your
petrol based
car and your hamburgers tell
them to eat
a big bag of dicks that state is
completely fucked up from San
Francisco
to San Diego back to LA and up
to
Oakland all fucked up take a
look at
this they're talking about a
lake in
Berkeley and I'm sure you're
familiar
with Berkeley Berkeley is full
of all
those hippies with Birkenstocks
and piss
smelling hair well these people
who keep
telling everybody that we need
to change
our ways where we're going to
destroy
the planet their lake is so
full of poop
that they have a warning saying
you know
what maybe maybe you guys
shouldn't swim
in this lake because it's
literally full
of poop see there's no safe
haven in
Berkeley your lakes are full of
poop
your streets are full of poop
your
sidewalks are full of
hypodermic needles
and piss
there's no escape from the
lefties but
they're gonna scream about our
fucking
cows and our cars so here you
go let's
take a look at this we're over
at East
Bay Times calm City warns
public to stay
out of aquatic park in wake of
dangerous
contamination city is trying to
figure
out what's causing the
dangerously high
levels of bacteria well it's
poop Wow
and you called my dog segment
disgusting
holy now I do that day this is
because I
have a personal complaint
aquatic park
used to be it's still there
it's off the
freeway it's a long it's a it's
a it's
kind of a man-made lake does
it's
designed for crew practice the
University of California crew
used to
use it in other schools that
you have
you know that would give to six
guys in
a boat go as fast as they can
up and
down it used to be a used by the
network's for ski jumping they
have a
ski jump thing in within this
Park and
people used to go bombing
around and
they'd jump over this ramp and
go flying
in the air nobody can do any of
that it
used to be a boating thing yokes
romantic couples used to boat
on this
thing used to rent boats you go
robe
there no you can't do any of
this
anymore cuz this thing is
completely
contaminated and it's just they
shut
down the boating rentals they
don't do
anymore Ski Jumping it's really
pathetic
and nobody seems to give a crap
about it
but it but the one good thing
about that
last report it did give me the
eye so
this okay here we go
it's poop perfect end of show I
so John
very well done yes hi bro
always always I always go for
the lowest
for the lowest cheap laugh
always good
hey it's interesting I had a I
had a
clip about San Francisco which
I I
thought was not quite as
interesting as
this I mean that this really
hit ticked
all the boxes for me this is
about the
the families that have run San
Francisco
and I didn't even I didn't know
exactly
how much intermingling there
was between
these unbelievable these four
families
the whole video which it's
produced I
don't know who produced it it's
in the
show notes about eight minutes
long I'll
just take a couple minutes just
so you
get an idea of how incestuous
the San
Francisco really but California
has be
is has always been Pat Brown's
father
Edmund Joseph Brown who was
known for
running scams and gambling
operations in
San Francisco
with the help of businessman
William
Newsome the second Pat Brown
became
governor of California for two
terms
during his governorship he
awarded the
Squaw Valley concession
contract to
William noose and the third and
his
partner John Pelosi the deal was
criticized for the state of
California
paying for everything and
getting
nothing
William Newsome the third grew
up with
the governor's son Jerry who was
training to be a Jesuit priest
John
Pelosi son Paul married Nancy
D'Alessandro
daughter of Thomas D'Alessandro
Jr who
was known for smuggling heroin
into the
u.s. with Lucky Luciano and the
Baltimore mafia John Pelosi son
Ron
married William newsome's
daughter
Barbara over ongoing disputes
about the
Squaw Valley concession William
Newsome
senior threatened to hurt the
governor
politically just as Governor
Brown was
running for a third term
against Ronald
Reagan he lost but eight years
later the
former governors jesuit son
Jerry
reclaimed the governorship in
1974 he
appointed William Newsome the
third to a
Placer County judgeship in 1975
and
three years later to the state
court of
appeal William Newsome was an
attorney
for oil magnate J paul Getty
named in the 1966 Guinness Book
of World
Records as the world's richest
private
citizen and while serving on the
appellate bench in the 1980s he
helped
get his son Gordon he secured a
change
in state trust law that allowed
him to
claim his share of a MultiAir
trust
after Newsom retired from the
bench he
became administrator of the
Getty
and providing seed money for
his son
Gavin Newsom Nancy Pelosi's
nephew to
start the plunk Jack business
that led
to a career in San Francisco
politics as
mayor of San Francisco and
lieutenant
governor of the state of
California
Gavin Newsom was informally
adopted by
the Gettys after his parents
divorced
and recently succeeded family
friend
Jerry Brown to be the current
governor
of California for 80 years
these four
families have ruled over the
state of
California
politically I really despised
the creepy
porn music that people used for
these
types of reports because the
information
is good but that was
unnecessary but I
didn't know that Pelosi Newsom
brown for
80 years these people have been
ruining
the state of California yeah
that's only
on the Democrat side there's
actually a
Republican
boy sure I'm sure falling apart
who's in
the Republicans who were
a-holes uh well
there used to be this guy
already Samish
who used to pretty much run
California
but that most of the Republican
influence died in the 50s I
think when
they went Pat Brown June when
Pat
Brown's Pat Brown jr. which is
Jerry
Brown's dad when Pat Brown jr.
got in
the Democrats pretty much took
over the
state is there for that small
moment
when Reagan was governor and
then
another small moment when when
Schwarzenegger was governor and
we also
had we had one other Republican
in there
the rest of them were just
staunch
Democrats it's just a bunch of
yeah my
souls old-school eyes they're
connected
but I didn't know the
connection between
all these people that's it very
that was
that everyone pretty much knows
about
that I have an update and a
correction
on the California well a
California
situation starting first with
the ham
radio repeaters that is like oh
they're
the the kicking them all out
turns out
that the hams were a little bit
alarmist
in California it is one
repeater that
actually is an out-of-state
operation
and they're the one one
repeater is
getting kicked out and a couple
of these
hams made these videos and
posts and all
freaking out is it look more
like
clickbait than anything so very
very
disappointed in people who are
gonna
save the world right that's
disappointing
yeah so I bought into it too
there's a
lot of stories about it but
apparently
it's just one it's just okay
just it's
one motive light very Boger but
bogit
'iv and i wanna cut you know go
ahead I
caught a new buzzword unless
you're
still in that topic no I just
want to do
one thing about California and
I'll be
done I want to bring this story
back
we've had we have the wildfires
in Los
Angeles of course we have the
fear of
fire starting in in Northern
California
and by the way I got a couple
notes from
people who work at Pacific Gas
and
Electric and they say hey we're
shutting
off the power because we're
just getting
sued so we can't afford it
anymore is
what everybody deserves I agree
but
here's the thing
these fires are not global
warming this
is not something new to
California and I
recite from the 1860 diary from
young
botanist raised in New York
schooled in
Connecticut who found himself
on the
payroll of the newly formed
California
division of mines and geology
his job
William Brewer this is was to
roam the
vast new state of California in
1860
take samples and make
observations of
plant and animals and I recite
over four
years journeying across
California I
have witnessed torrential rains
that
turned the Central Valley into
a vast
Whitecaps Lake intolerable heat
waves
that made the fats of our meats
run away
and spontaneous gravy violent
earthquakes and fires I could
only
describe as great sheets of
flames
extending over acres it has
always been
hell always so don't be fooled
that this
all of a sudden is global
warming
because it's just not true we
had a lot
we had it pushed back a little
bit in
the probably in the 70s I think
when
they had controlled burns
everywhere
they had ducks Unlimited was a
massive
kind of an organization or a
hunting
organization of hunters and
shooters who
usually like to Google duck
hunting and
they would burn down most of the
ruch land and swampland around
suicune
Valley and they would burn it
every year
it was like I was at the air
pollution
district at the time and they
had these
so-called controlled burn days
they had
to be on a specific day when the
conditions were right and they
torch off
these hundreds of acres because
they're
gonna burn anyway but if you
get them
done in the right time the
Ducks will
come and we can kill some ducks
so they
so this was a lot of and the
forest
management was different back
then they
kept all the brushes you know
they've
been they did they called a lot
of trees
and they had a lot more brakes
that this
all went by the wayside because
the duck
guys were bad actors because
they wanted
to kill the poor ducks so fuck
that so
let the whole area burn to the
ground by
itself when it felt like it and
it when
it's inconvenient when there's a
windstorm then it goes up and
then it
blows the you know instead of
having it
on a burning when there's a day
it was
nice and perfect day for it
calm not
gonna set the neighborhood on
fire I
mean this is California and
it's just
been mismanaged by these four
families
you're talking about they're
the ones
who screwed it up
well something should be done
about them
yeah well they get just get
elected
elected I do have two clips I
want to
play before we finish already
because I
and one of them's a quiz Oh for
me yeah
this is from the Pacific Gas and
Electric presser which I never
liked
that term they had they
discussed their
website going down all the time
I want
you to spot potentially a new
buzzword
is a very short clip the buzz
words
should be obvious okay let me
just get
centered okay I'm ready yeah as
I
covered earlier so first of all
thanks
for the question we do
acknowledge
there's been issues with the
website PGI
come throughout the day today
we are
solutioning that we have teams
dedicated
looking at that right now
oh man no more jiggling the
handle we
just solution that shit
solutioning
please tell me it's solutioning
of
course it's solution whoever
says
something like this we're
solutioning it
I was taken aback by that
personally
now the other one I thought was
just a
classic disingenuous media clip
and I
believe it's from Democracy Now
yes it
is and I want they're gonna
play this is
about to be again you know you
get if
you're gonna do media you got to
complain about Trump but
there's a
moment in here that I happen to
have
some facts about okay that it's
just so
it's bogus this is bogus but
play this
clip yeah I don't know which
one it is
I'm sorry it's Trump complaints
about
Trump of Trump he also came
under fire
for playing Prince's Purple
Reign at the
rally
despite confirming a year ago
the
campaign would not use Prince's
music
Prince's estate has refused to
give
Trump permission to use his
songs cities
are also complaining that the
Trump
campaign is not reimbursing
them for
services provided by local
police and
fire departments during his
rallies a
study by the Center for Public
Integrity
says these services total more
than
eight hundred thousand dollars
well this
has got to do with you yes we
use your
little lecture about ask cap
yeah so
even though it is true that
there is a
note I saw it myself that
somewhere
someone from a campaign in 2016
said
okay we won't use we won't use
any
Prince material there is no
right for
them to give Prince's work
falls under
performance rights and as long
as the
venue has paid their dues it's
a blanket
license they can play whatever
they want
in the venue now there are
certain
things that Trump couldn't do
like use
it as an endorsement etc but
just them
playing it whether he's coming
onstage
or going offstage
he's bought and paid for and
completely
legal so they can bitch and
moan all
they want and I wish Prince
were around
because I don't know I don't
know if
Prince would be against it
I'm not so sure you might have
surprised
everybody you don't know
you know the second part of
that clip
talks about the moaning and
groaning by
the cities
during the Obama administration
and my
wife is very involved in
politics in the
port angeles area it turns out
the same
thing was going on with obama
because
these presidents whoever they
are Obama
or Trump they don't bring that
up it was
the same thing they've the
locals they
up in Port in the Clallam
County were
worried sick cuz Obama had
scheduled a
big confab up there meet up
he's gonna
go visit a few places and they
were
worried because their budgets
were
already stretched thin and they
and they
knew that the general policy of
the
president is they don't pick up
the tabs
for the police and fire and all
the
people that get involved and
they were
worried sick that Obama was
actually
gonna show up because they're
gonna be
stuck with this huge bill so
relieved
yeah and so this is bullcrap
this is a
disingenuous report on both
halves of
that report the first half
about the
music they should bring up what
you just
said yeah at least think of
people some
feelings for what's going on
and they
should bring up the other part
which I
just said so this is what we're
dealing
with and then we deal with this
week
after week and we really do
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a better
note John you said it and what
what
outfit was that that reported
that so
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now the
war and peace report with Amy
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you know it's really funny I
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president can in terms of his
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behaviors show exactly where
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