November 21st, 2019 • 2h 55m
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equals winner this is no agenda
in the
morning everybody I Adam Curry
and
from northern Silicon Valley
where
there's nothing better than
pickled
cauliflower I'm Chauncey Dubois
can
always count on a food tip at
the top of
the show indeed pickled
cauliflower oh
yeah do you pickle it yourself
no
Doubt's no I don't actually I
pick up my
own terms but I don't use the
cauliflower you pickle your own
turnips
all pickled turnips are the
best okay
very nice pickled turnips hey
John this
was hands down the worst
television week
in American broadcast history I
know and
these networks decided to
actually
interrupt our own programming
and put
this debate on TV so he had to
go find a
station that was showing
something he
could watch it was and the
shows were
boring yesterday was
particularly bad
the whole impeachment hearings
which
just dragged on although nicely
back
timed by chairmanship into the
8 o'clock
news hour he did that perfectly
so the
pre-show pre-debate shows could
start
everywhere
oh my god if it and just just
it was and
then the snooze fest of a
debate it's
like this is so wrong this is
ruining
television I mean even the
debate just
for a second this is this
format if we
can just talk as executives
this format
is wrong it's not a debate it's
a bunch
of news models asking questions
to each
point they deal with for women
and no
men I think that was an obvious
statement but that didn't
bother me that
much
yes for me yes it's like these
candidates it's dumb you just
you get a
45 seconds to a to follow-up
answer
questions and they just ask
different
questions of everybody and once
in a
while there's a little bit of
interaction but if you want
this to
succeed if you want people to
care
you got a like that we have to
have the
candidates do some challenges
you know
like a three-legged race or you
know
build a bike together as a team
that now
that would be a good show
that's what I
want is that's where I'll see
some
leadership but no just put
Gordon Ramsay
in front of the yes have him
cookin
exactly a cook-off chopped off
you've
been until maybe do a diary
room where
the candid well I really didn't
like
what Tulsi did to me that was
just not
so nice but okay all soldier on
I mean
this would this is how you do a
show
this in they still got the
music and Tom
Tom Tom Tom but debate no one
cares
this is not how people watch
video
anymore
just my opinion but God I mean
spice it
up a bit if only they would
give us a
little bit of control over the
production of this show it
would be so
much better everybody would be
watching
well and it's the trend and we
got
comedians you guys have to go
to a
labyrinth of the punching bags
and
hitting them and American
Gladiator
America what is better than
that's
called knocked out or punch is
really
violent because this thing this
big pad
of things hit you pretty hard
they knock
you knock you to the drink
there you go
now what those guys going
through that
that would be good exactly
exactly yeah
yeah so where do you want I
think we
should just start with this
television
week so we can get through it
and maybe
we do it in order of appearance
starting
with the the continuation of the
hearings well I have okay I'll
tell you
what I have
mm-hmm I got I have no clips
from the
hearings because I'm going
because I'm
going to take a look at the
transcripts
do some analysis of the the end
of the
days and things like that and
then baby
important be have maybe have
something
for Sunday although I doubt it
important
analysis important analysis so
I do all
my clips are from the debates
and it's
just a couple just to ridiculed
the two
people that were there although
I do
have the Tulsi I thought it was
chicken
shit by the way they had Tulsi
they
threw our softball to start
yeah you're
going into the debate
I have clips on the hearing I
mean okay
but then I wanted I'm gonna
skip my
clips on the debates right now
would do
them after the hearings and if
we can't
we can talk exactly because the
hearing
well first of all if I can just
preface
this these hearings with a lot
of
hearsay and people going back
and forth
and how they felt about policy
and
policy being up ended and
ambassadors
you know people paying a
million dollars
to become ambassador means this
is all
just the asshole of what
politics is in
America nothing interesting no
proof
you didn't find it interesting
that
number of the candidates I think
Klobuchar are was one of them
I'm
talking about the darling so
wait that a
number of the candidates would
all go on
later and say oh yeah these
hearings
that the
they it's unbelievable that
this guy got
this ambassadorship only
because he
bundled money for think are
they kidding
us well let's look at all of the
ambassadorships and let's go
back to
Obama come on it's stupid go
back to go
back to Teddy Roosevelt yes
exactly
the plumb ambassadorships the
ones too
right now the plumb ones are EU
which is
what that guy was saunder I'm
whatever
it's worth a million bucks
EU yeah I was a bundler the EU
ambassadorship we said this
before in
the show
Vatican ambassadorship is a
killer
London you don't to do anything
want to
be in London you want to be in
Paris and
Paris Rome Rome Singapore
Singapore is a
winner yes Elizabeth Warren who
said hey
if you're a billionaire if
you're rich
and if you wanna you want to
get an
ambassadorship don't donate to
me okay
that's good
noted but what an idiot all
right back
to the back to the hearing
because I do
have one central premise that
I'm
interested in and will again
I'll get to
that because I did kind of a
deep dive
ooh
so while everyone's going on
about
Security Assistance which I
love this
word this is a new term for
weapons
sales security assistance
buying a gun
so you know we gave a billion
dollars we
have Joe Biden saying he
wouldn't give
it if something didn't stop
prosecution
but a billion dollars nowhere
at any
point did anyone will I have a
kind of
half a clip did anyone say well
what is
this billion dollars for what
what are
they doing with a billion
dollars so
let's kind of start with that
we'll
heard the congressman
congressman or
senator things congressman from
me from
Texas
now they're all congressmen in
this area
yes and he's actually not going
to stand
for re-election he's done with
everything it seems like a nice
guy but
you know former spook who brags
about a
little bit too much and he
asked miss
Cooper who is the Defense
Department's
envoy for Security Assistance
exactly
what kind of money was put
together and
where it comes from and what
it's meant
for Oh before I say that miss
Cooper she
looks like Meg from Family Guy
family
guy with the glasses the
haircuts
perfect
so here's her asking her about
this this
a this and where it comes from
and what
buckets is from it what it's
really for
and is it really javelin
missiles
showing up in in crates or is it
something else can you explain
I know
FMF a foreign military
financing of
State Department's but can you
explain
the difference between FMF and
US AI
funding and also how the
Ukrainians get
Lewthwaite so there are three
separate
pieces to our overall ability
to provide
equipment to the Ukrainian
Armed Forces
the first is the foreign
military
finance system which is a State
Department Authority and
countries
around the world have this
Authority
that authority is used for some
of the
training and equipment there's
also the
Ukraine security assistance
initiative
that's a DoD Authority
unlike the state authority the
DoD
Authority is only a one-year
Authority
and then third there's
opportunity for
defense sales and that is
something that
we're working with Ukrainians
on now so
that they can actually purchase
US
equipment but the javelin
specifically
was provided under FMF initial
answer
and now the Ukrainians are
interested in
the purchase of javelin
and there wasn't a hold put on
purchasing of equipment is that
correct
not to my understanding no yeah
FMF
foreign military financing and
it's a
great system the taxpayers send
their
money to the Treasury the
Treasury then
at the command of typically
Congress
ascends that in the form of
foreign
military financing of course I
don't
think to actually send anything
but
let's just pretend here's a
check and
then they take the check and
say great
who's got some javelins oh let
me hand
it right back to you and it
goes into
the military-industrial complex
this is
a round-robin game and we might
as well
just recognize that that's what
it's
about
and those javelins were not
held up
there they could purchase and
anyone
believe me
the US military industrial
campus store
does not close you want to show
up with
some money no problem as long
as you're
pre-approved we'll give it to
you so I'm
trying to figure out where all
this
money has been going to Ukraine
and it's
if you if you look at the so
there was
an office and management budget
request
that of course comes from the
from the
executive branch from the
president
which had a whole list of items
which
are all financial codes yes and
the
request was hey here's all this
money
which equals about thirty nine
billion
dollars you're going to give
away in
that 2019 could you please tell
me just
itemize this shit so we
understand
what's going on this has been a
campaign
promise so I'm happy that's
happening
and there was no news on it but
I
finally got it ahold of the the
interoffice memo which spells
us out
quite clearly but if you go
back we've
given five billion dollars to
Ukraine in
recent history and funny enough
the only
place I could find anything
because this
OMB memo if you trace it back
and you
look at the foreign military
financing
it's there's no banks not names
aren't
filled in the recipient name
it's a
completely void of any
information and
in 2014 when we really cranked
up the
aid because of course we were
about to
replace the government in
Ukraine
of all outfits Huffington Post
tried to
figure out where all this money
was
going now the United States is
preparing
to give 1 billion dollars in
aid into
the Ukraine but because there
is a
little public disclosure on
those funds
they'll be a while before we
know
English actually how the money
is used
however having imposed review of
disclosures of the five million
dollars
of aid given to Ukraine since
1992 might
give us some insight much of
the aid has
gone to programs combating human
trafficking or the
proliferation of arms
dismantling of Chernobyl and
groups
promoting democracy and civic
engagement
now President Obama has already
said
that some of the new aid will
go to this
latter group a fact sheet
released this
week the administration said
quote the
United States will provide
technical
assistance to Train election
observers
help bring electoral processes
in line
with international standards
and promote
robust participation of by
civil society
organizations and a free and
independent
media so the first yes so the
focus
there a billion dollars a
thousand
millions a thousand million
dollar bills
going to non-governmental
organizations
- let me see I have the year to
fund
groups promoting civic
engagement the
rule of law investigative
journalism and
oversight of Elections come on
and
subsequently we overthrew the
government
put our own people in this is
this is
this is quite funny that in
addition is
unbelievably bogus yes in
addition to
that USAID contributed though
200
million dollars as part of this
of the
thousand million USAID in these
situations reminds me of these
venture
capital companies where you
have one got
you know a bunch of guys jump
in on
something and then some laggard
not
gonna say who but let's just
say any any
number of them look hey the all
these
guys are investing in this I
have to get
my piece of the action let me
put my
money in exactly it but us he
does a lot
of times yes and it comes back
multiple
fold although USAID gets a lot
of money
from the National Endowment for
democracy which is all
so taxpayer money but there is
something
we should be part of looking at
these
numbers yes I totally agree
what do you we should just be
the
National Endowment for
democracy's
podcast we'll take care of you
now
yesterday a news release and it
came out
about a press conference and
this was
Interfax which is a throwback
to the 70s
I think it I didn't know
Interfax still
existed is this the the the
Eurasian
news service like the Eurasian
Associated Press
yeah yeah I've heard of them so
Interfax
releases a news report that and
and a
YouTube video to go along with
it which
I'm having confirmed as if what
the
article says is what they
actually said
in this press conference to
Ukrainian
members of parliament have now
demanded
that the presidents of Ukraine
and the
United States investigate
suspicions of
the legalization of 7.4 billion
by the
family of ex-president Viktor
Yanukovych
Yanukovych through the American
investment firm of Franklin
Templeton
Investments you know who is a
part of
Franklin Templeton Investments
no hunter
Biden he's cansada yes of
course but so
anyway the way too deep what
they're
saying is is that and this is
one of
this is a dickish one of these
two
members of parliament several
facts
indicate Franklin Templeton
Investments
relationship with the u.s.
Democratic
Party the son of Templeton's
founder
John Templeton jr. was one of
President
Obama's major campaign donors
another
fund related characters Thomas
Donnellan
managing director of Blackrock
investment Institute see the
president
where is it here or billionaire
Democrats well what they're
saying is
this this round-robin money
laundering
which goes through this franklin
templeton investments and it
directly
benefits the DNC and many
Democratic
donors and politicians it's I
mean it's
still Interfax so this will get
no play
although you know I think the
Shapiro's
outfit picked up on it
Interfax is Russian of course
it's it's
old that's why it's not gonna
get any
place like Sputnik and right
but it's
interesting the Russians are
reporting
on the corruption of US
citizens in
Ukraine
yeah well it's more likely that
they're
gonna report on than anybody
we've got
working over there yeah well
this is
true which is a state
department but if
you look at carry all the
people who
have been involved in the State
Department with Ukraine all of
this
money going to NGOs who are
going to
oversee elections come on and
then the
one person yeah and this is the
do you
remember her name is natalie
jaresko
anna natalie jaresko was named
specifically by in previous
documents
and by these two ukrainian
politicians
saying that she was the one
that was
shepherding the this money
laundering
and if you recall she's a US
citizen who
was born at she was born in
Ukraine
naturalized US citizen big
walls not big
but she had six hundred million
dollar
fund of investments private
investments
in Ukraine and then she was
asked to be
the finance minister when they
had that
big switcheroo when when we
came in and
and we laughed about it of
course
because you know what kind of
person are
you putting in there and take
care of
the you know take care of the
country's
money when she has a vested
interest and
she was removed and she's now I
think
she's they shipped her off to
some
god-awful place I see where she
is she's
I'm sorry she's now been
shipped off to
port Puerto Rico
and she's yes she's the
executive
director keep her busy financial
oversight and management board
but she's
the one that actually shepherded
according to the Ukrainians
shepherded a
lot of this of this money so I
found
that really eye-opening that
that's not
discussed because we're giving
away a
lot of money everywhere
everywhere and
so it's not just it seems to me
that the
hearings these impeachment
hearings
especially when you bring all
this stuff
up and the Interfax story it's
just
really this create a huge just a
smokescreen
yes cover-up Biden yes
well maybe not just cover a
bite and I
don't think by this alone
that's the
thing that wasn't wolf
exactly they would have thrown
him in
goodbye you who gives a shit
but this
everybody's involved they all
get a
piece of it they all have a
taste
now this there were always
rumors about
huge financial contributions
coming
through Ukraine into the Obama
campaign's what if it's rife
what if if
fifty percent maybe a hundred
percent of
these of these fuckers in
Congress are
all in on the deal they're all
in on the
take they're all getting
round-robin
kickbacks the or they get a
franklin
templeton investment a count
which by
the way invests they have a
huge ukraine
fund course now maybe there's a
whole
bunch of people in on this and
then they
look at that and go holy crap
we're
gonna get revealed what do we
do i don't
know let's let's do a TV show
all right
so then we have the typical fox
news
proofs that this was a big
nothing
burger i loved playing that
this is i
think to in both cases
republican mike
turner really got straight to
the heart
of the matter
each segment about a minute in
length
and that was all we really
needed to
understand what this was about
first
she's going he's going to ask
ambassador
song Glenn the Ambassador to the
European Union if he actually
ever heard
anyone anywhere say that Trump
won
something in return for letting
the
security assistance flow
laughter you
testified chairman ship ran out
and gave
a press conference and said he
gets to
impeach the president states
because of
your testimony and if you pull
up CNN
today right now their banner
says Soglin
ties trump to withholding aid
is that
your testimony today mr. Messer
solemn
that you have evidence that
Donald Trump
tied the investigations yet
because I
don't think you're saying that
I've said
repeatedly congressman I was
presuming I
also said that President Trump
so no one
heard not just the president
Giuliani
didn't tell you Mulvaney didn't
tell you
nobody Pompeyo didn't tell you
nobody
else on this planet told you
that Donald
Trump was tying aid to these
investigations is that correct
I think I
already testified so answer the
question
is it correct no one on this
planet told
you that Donald Trump was tying
this aid
to the investigations because
if your
answer is yes then the Chairman
is wrong
and the headline on CNN is
wrong no one
on this planet told you that
President
Trump was tying aid to
investigations
yes or no yes so you really
have no
testimony today that ties
President
Trump to a scheme to withhold
aid from
Ukraine in exchange for these
investigations other than my own
presumption which is nothing
this is no
good well that is a debts the
debt
probably should be highlighted
as clip
of the day well then I will
take that
award in
because it really negates the
entire
testimony that every news
source New
York Times CNN MSNBC obviously
even Fox
probably I'm talking about
Deutsche
Welle france24 and all these
other guys
they all have spewed
misinformation that
this guy tied everything
together and
his testimony has sunk Trump
and they
all did it every news
organization
around the world well in fact
after the
after the hearing they had that
you know
like 40 minutes to fill before
the
debate pre-show would start
here's a
little Kampala of some of the
m5m
comments now we know that every
fantasy
about how corrupt this
administration
was is actually true of our live
coverage of the blowtorch
testimony this
morning Gordon turns out to be
the guy
who has offered the most
stunning
testimony in addition to that
and the
bombshells we've heard about
this was an
AED from mr. Sandlin
as you said taking a blowtorch
to every
defense donald trump has
offered we
don't say this very often
anymore
because it's rarely true but I
think
today changed everything this
is really
really true love me some blow
toward who
came what comes up with this
that's a
good line I like that load torch
testimony so the same Mike
Turner
questioned ambassador Volcker
did the
president ever mean he wanted
something
in return
did the Ukrainians ever think
he wanted
something in return it really
only comes
down to what did the President
of the
United States intend and what
did he say
and what did the Ukrainians
understand
or here
ambassador Volker you're one of
the
first people that we've had in
these
open public testimony this had
conversations with both so I
get to ask
you you had a meeting with the
president
States and you believe that the
policy
issues that he raised
concerning Ukraine
were valid
yes the president itÃd states
ever say
to you that he was not going to
allow
aid for the United States to go
to the
Ukraine unless there were
investigations
into verismo
the Biden's or the 2016
elections no he
did not
did the Ukrainians ever tell
you that
they understood that they would
not get
a meeting with the president
United
States a phone call with the
president
United States military aid or
foreign
aid from the United States
unless they
undertook investigations of
Purisima the
Biden's of the 2016 elections
no they
did not you know pretty much
ambassador
Volker you just like took apart
their
entire case no he didn't
because the entire idea is to
shape
everybody's mind and and to
make you
think that this president is a
horrible
man has done in a blowtorch
testimony
shows he's only in it for
himself
because this process is not a
legal one
it is a political process
you've heard
them say this a million times
what it
means is you just have to
convince
everybody and you know kind of
like
global warming that's the whole
idea and
it does work eventually if you
get all
the mainstream media saying
this over
and over again people going
well you
know I think everyone says it's
emotion
of World War two it worked with
it works
and it's worked and worked and
work
we've done it with the Gulf of
Tonkin I
mean there's Tommy Lee Tonkin
not
Thompkins Tom Tom Tomsk and
Tonkin
Tonkin and and it's it works it
just
works it works like a champ it
always
has worked
you just keep it only works by
the way
when the media yes is in
cahoots and
this is the media once this the
media
which is root and no matter
what anybody
likes to say well they actually
they
stop denying - some years ago
that the
media is rife with hardcore
Democrat
progressives but it used to be
an
argument no no yet but now it's
not yeah
so what but it's it's it's both
sides
it's when it comes to
television all
they want is ratings that's why
you get
words like this this is it this
is
exactly what the pundits say
you know in in a break during a
wrestling match all blowtorch
attack
blowtorch did you see this but
slammed
and they need the controversy
they need
a fight that's what people want
to watch
which is why I'm very
disappointed in
how they handled all of this
week's
televised events because they
did not
bring it they didn't bring the
fire
anyway that's a largely due to
shift
well shift was out there
communicating
coded messages NPR heard it and
responded time is not with a
minority
for 20 minutes I'm sorry 33
minutes he
said 33 minutes interesting
number there
Daniel Goldman has finished the
questioning mess NPR catching a
2o 33
guys interesting number the guy
says and
weak wink and then what I
thought was
the funniest bit this vinden
I'm sorry
Lieutenant Colonel VIN Minh
address him
properly which i think is in
this
literally a national security
guy he
doesn't really have to wear a
uniform
ever know he was dressed up for
the
occasion and his opening
statement he
talked about his you know yet
the way
he's even asked about his
Purple Heart
and you know so he serve can't
blame for
that but that was the whole
idea is to
dress up and show some official
official
nature also just like the the
finance
minister he was also asked by
Ukraine to
several times publicly even to
serve as
Ukraine's defence minister it's
just an
interesting detail yeah he did
that did
come out he didn't he didn't
take the
take the gig but it's just
interesting
so then now we have Nunez asking
questions which is clearly
drilling down
into hey man where did all this
come
from
who is the whistleblower VIN
Minh
actually opens his mouth and
starts to
starts to give us a clue
as to where the whistleblower
is located
and then shift steps in Teaneck
Colonel
Ben Minh did you discuss the
July 25th
phone call with anyone outside
the White
House on July 25th or the 26th
and if so
with him yes I did my core
function is
to coordinate US government
policy
interagency policy and I spoke
to two
individuals with regards to
providing a
some sort of readout of the
column two
individuals that were not in
the White
House not in the White House
cleared the
US government officials with
the part
with a appropriate need to know
and what
agencies were these officials
with the
Department of State Department
of State
deputy assistant secretary
George Kent
who is responsible for the the
the
portfolio Eastern Europe
including
Ukraine and a individual from
the office
of intelligence community what
as you
know the intelligence community
has 17
different agencies
what agency was this individual
from if
I could interject here we don't
want to
use these proceedings it's our
time I
know material we need to
protect the
whistleblower if I want to make
sure
that there's no effort to out
the
whistleblower through the use
of these
proceedings if the witness has
a good
faith belief that this may
reveal the
identity of the whistleblower
that is
not the purpose that we are
here for and
I want to advise the witness
accordingly
so and now of course what's
interesting
is shift says that he doesn't
even know
the whistleblower doesn't know
who he is
yet apparently he does know
that when
vin Minh is about to say office
and
maybe he was gonna say Office of
Management and Budget Office of
the
Director of National
Intelligence it's
an office of something there's
a number
of them but the minute he's
ready to
spill the beans shift steps in
well that's interesting since he
supposedly doesn't know who it
is
yeah exactly here's a here's
veeneman
telling newness to shut up mr.
VIN Minh
you testified in your
deposition that
you did not know the
whistleblower
ranking member or exiled
Lieutenant
Colonel Thurmond please let
lieutenant
colonel Binh Minh you testify
shut up
slave wasn't expecting you to
go that
way mr. venema you testified in
your
deposition that you did not
know the
whistleblower ranking member
exiled
Lieutenant Colonel Pittman
please let
lieutenant colonel women you
testified
shut up outrank you now of
course with
all the touchy-feely stuff I
could have
pulled a million clips about
how people
felt hurt and it was wrong and
no
president should subvert our
foreign
policy as if that's true but
okay so
it's very easy for it rezident
is the
foreign policy it's very easy
for either
side and when I say side I'm
talking
about m5m it's very easy for
them to
cherry-pick bits and pieces and
create a
story around it which is really
what
this is about
the only thing the only solace
I take is
that these the politicians and
the m5m
are still playing by the old
rules the
old rules are give it you know
give a an
interview to the New York Times
they'll
publish it on Wednesday you know
Wednesday night it'll be on the
CBS 6
o'clock news then everyone else
will
copy that and that's how you
gets the
narrative that's how you get
the message
into the ether of course we
have this
internet thing and we have our
own ideas
now we're doing our own
investigative
work so the the rules of the
game have
changed but these these
hearings these
day-long hearings prove that
they are
still operating on the old
system so
eventually that's not going to
work it
may not be this time around but
eventually that's just going to
fall
apart and with shows like this
with zero
entertainment value it's going
to be
over pretty soon what's funny
is the
stuff on YouTube where people
insert
you know different words they
make funny
little clips about it but like
Noah
animated no agenda that's all
so it's
that's how people want to get
to this
information and that's how how
things
are exposed and oh I didn't
know that
moments so that that change is
a-comin
well I mean the kind of thing
that
really made the maid hey wasn't
even on
the hearings it was after the
it was a I
guess a discussion after the
hearings or
on one of the shows I guess it
was MSNBC
where Eric's wall well farted
supposedly
I have the clip yes
fart gate I have but before we
go there
kind just play two clips in
relation to
the old media new media and
then of
course I want to get right back
to fart
gate because of course you see
this is
the thing this is the your old
media I'm
new media hold on new media
okay boomer
by the way I have magic powers
everyone's reporting when I say
okay
boomer they're OK Google fires
up so
here we I'm gonna use my power
right now
okay boomer bark like a dog
I tried this earlier with the
in fact I
can probably show you here's
what
happens here's what should be
happening
to thousands of people around
the world
me see if I can I got to fire
this up
cuz I don't normally have it on
let me say bark like a dog
so hopefully everywhere around
the world
google talking devices start
barking
like a dog so maybe maybe we
set off a
whole lady in the Tramp thing
all right
so just to show you how the
elites think
the old the way old media is
done here's
a quick example 60 minutes
Australia
Fergie who used to be married
to Randy
Andy the Royal is being
interviewed
about her book and of course the
interviewer digs back into the
you know
the remember that if you recall
a long
time ago video where she's got
40 grand
in cash being given to her
secret hidden
video in a hotel room very
scandalous
and she just doesn't want to
talk about
it and and here's how the old
elites in
the old media handled these
situations
so men did you take the money
at once
said you had $40,000 cash
sitting in
front of you did you'd say
absolutely
yes and it was given to me and
I got in
the car and then returned it
straight
away once the scandal broke as
soon as I
knew it was a scandal not once
it broke
Michael but don't try and trick
me now
because I'm not going to play
this game
delete that bit John cannot eat
it
please that because I don't
want to go
down this questions of you know
I just
to tableau did John is Sarah's
Australian agent off screen
this is
everything you've written in
your books
yes I know your race and your
book has
already been released and the
thing is
I'm not gonna go down to this
point I'm
going to answer your questions
but
that's done it's finished I've
answered
it thank you very much moving I
think
the next question just the
starting
point of this year in your life
that you
go get rid of it I'm not going
to answer
these questions so her
ex-husband
Prince Andrew this is how this
is new
media this is how we laugh and
and learn
at the same time this is the
lucky TV
guys that actually is one guy
this guy
in in Holland and he does these
these
they're not really deep fakes
he does
the voices or he'll just the
voices of
like the Dutch king and queen
and he'll
make him say different things
and he did
this
to Prince Andrew during the BBC
interview where we uncovered
that he is
actually a reptile and doesn't
sweat but
there was enough in that
hour-long
interview for the lucky TV star
our guy
in the lowlands to turn it into
this one
of Epstein's accuses Virginia
Roberts
who has made allegations
against you
she says she dined with you
danced with
you she went on to have sex
with you to
have possibly a slight problem
with with
with with with the sex because
I have a
peculiar male edition which is
that I
have a very timely you know ap
but
that's just the way it is so
it's
impossible for me to have sex
with
somebody you know I'd love it
but I'm
afraid I can't
I'm not in a position to do it
because
I'm but that's very difficult
to be able
to to to prove so I that's the
best
explanation I can give you your
all
highness thank you thank you
very much
indeed very little pipi I don't
know how
he did it but great job this is
this is
the new media this is what
happens what
we do with the elites we
Macchio you
fools
now on my this is an aside this
brought
this hauling so some one of our
Holland
Dutch Knights I don't know if
he wants
to be named or not he sent me
he sent me
a care package from Holland Oh
with a
bunch of food in it for
Christmas hmm
excluding have giant
Sinterklaas cookie
yeah yeah ginger like a ginger
cookie
Brown yeah big giant thing
something
called strop waffles throat
waffles yes
my fave Awful's throw by the
way of all
the things he said those are
delicious
but we've talked about throw
waffles for
years on the show have you
forgotten
that you've never had one yeah
it's two
wafers with some molasses
inside very
Thais they're really good oh no
that
especially everything he sent
by the way
it was just a different form of
stale
bread you know this throw
bottles are
really good after you do a shot
of that
Jambo juice that's what that's
what
these are pretty injury there's
something called I think it's a
pepper
nothing paper note paper no fan
very
small ginger me like half a
ball and
that is what the black Petes
actually
throw to the children in the
parade or
in the classroom or that puts
them in
the kids shoe well those days
are weird
and then there's a thing called
a
Bacher's group group in note
the note ER
can you serve a bunch of which
they look
like chocolate and vanila so it
looks
like a chocolate vanilla
candies it
looks like giant M&Ms but
inside they're
stale bread the dutch a lot of
the Dutch
traditions are based on stale
bread I
think it's a war thing No
well gee I wish I had some of
that
goodness because I I love me a
good
Sinterklaas pocket ah yeah well
that's
what we love it into that yet
alright
alright fort gate anyway thanks
to
Holland for sending that yes
meanwhile
meanwhile back to the news of
the day
now I don't know is this do we
know this
has been verified this visit
did he
admit to this was just been just
doctored well trust but verify
I'm
pretty sure it was real you
can't know
for sure I can't know for sure
because I
wasn't watching it so I do not
know if
it was real mm-hmm he's miked
with a
laugh thank you but I have the
answer to
this this is this is the whole
point
this first let's play blue Mike
let's
play oh you oh you're so my god
when I
tell you the answer you're
gonna laugh
your ass off okay first the
clip of fart
gate we have Chris Matthews
MSNBC
interviewing Eric's wall well
who just
fresh from the from the hearing
and he's
in the halls of common in the
halls of
Congress so far is
uncontradicted that
the president used taxpayer
dollars to
ask the Ukrainians to help him
achieve
an election so yes the analysis
that you
started is spot-on because when
I saw
I'm just going to assume it's
real
this is very simple this is
Chris
Williams
what's his name Wallace
Matthews Jesus
so he asked the question they
switched
the swol well he's sitting on a
chair in
a studio he's like uh ice wall
well I'm
just gonna let one rip here for
a second
it bounces off the chair that's
why you
could hear it it was it was
Matthews
Matthews dealt it
alright here's the problem with
that a
swole paused
well like he couldn't talk
through the
fart no no no he heard the fart
and it
scared him he was a blast he
was like
what the hell did you just do
someone's
fart no I'm not gonna buy that
because
there's no real time here
there's always
a lag and the lag is long
enough to know
it even though I looked at that
angle
they have a they have a
hardwired
connection between the halls of
Congress
and the studios this is almost
zero lag
but but it doesn't it doesn't
take away
from the fact that there's no
way you
can get that direct a sound from
flatulence in the halls of
Congress with
a wither just a boom mic or
even with a
lavalier but in a studio
against the
backdrop of a chair
I mean especially for the
leather chair
what he's gonna ok well it's up
for
debate
but so far it appears as though
this
actually this event was nuts
not a fake no this is a real
event and
these I call old dudes like
that an old
fart for a reason come on it's
logical
old fart why isn't old Farkus
old guys
fart he was mad needed take
some mister
- I think it's shameful that he
didn't
at least tweet and let's wawel
off the
hook
ok and that's the fart gates it
didn't
last long but man it was a nice
break in
the day wasn't it it was a
break it was
a nice little break but anyway
I know I
think I know a bit about farts
and I
especially when miked because
you don't
wanna yeah there's a lot of
things you
got to be careful of and I think
Matthews just sat there on his
leather
chair and like I'm and I have
that why
he's answering the question
wages
and I'm sure it seems to me
that okay
well I just need seems that
would have
happened more often than once
with the
the anchor well we have just
slow well
looks like a guy who's into
public
flatulence that thing could
have just
been a loud boomer that just
echoed
through the halls you may be
proud of
himself with the palms very
small well
he looks like the kind of punk
guy he's
a punk he looks like one of
those punk
jocks who would do something
like that
in public this is a joke well
in general
I think we should be a lot more
open
about flatulence I feel
especially bad
for women who just will not
fart and
they just won't you know I
understand
you know the stigma of it all
but I
think it hurts women it
literally hurts
them because they just won't
let let it
out and when you're not looking
that's
when your woman also flying
around the
room like a balloon uh-huh
okay onward to the debates you
brought
it up
I did you're right I'm sorry I
did I'm
not you just making me regret
it onto
the debates all right so the
debates of
course were useless as you
mentioned
earlier and I don't have the
deep dive
you know I can't I don't I
don't have
what you did which was the
dynamite by
there was a good show opener
thank you
it brings in you know
especially that
one it's clip of the day which
I've
almost wanted to hear again it
was so
good but so here we get mostly
that I'm
looking for the gaffes and the
arguments
and the beef holy crap that
goes on so
of course I got a gift now
somebody
wrote a note read this if you
have a Joe
gaff because then I can play
the jingle
if you know I do have a joke
after tea
I'm gonna start with the Joe
gaff okay
so producer build rights in ITM
Jess
look at the pics of Biden from
the
Democrat debate he looked
different and
odd on his eyes I finally
figured out
they put dark contacts in
Biden's eye to
hide his scelera or however you
pronounce that SC the bleeding
of the
bleeding eyeball mm-hmm in case
he gets
another bleed like he did
during the
Clinton a town hall yep and
then he says
I take this as a 100% proof
that they're
jacking him up with them feta
means and
at a certain moment I think the
meds
kicked in but if you if you go
cuz I got
not that note and some other
notes from
people who said hey cuz we
talked about
it if you go back and look Joe
actually
has nice kind of his normalize
a couple
years back are clear kind of non
colorblind but a late look kind
of
lightish blue to me
good-looking I use
the charmer he's got those eyes
of a guy
Oh blue hey baby how you doing
look look
into my eyes is one of those
guys yes he
is and so they were completely
dark dark
dark dark in his left eye
is drooping a little bit and
his brain
is scrambled I mean you could
just hear
what he's saying he has no idea
where
he's going it's abuse elder
abuse it is
elder abuse remains I believe I
guess it
could be all right so let's go
with the
Biden I got to ISOs from from
this
particular clip which is the
Biden
gaffes on Medicare play the
whole clip
you'll hear - to me - gaffes in
here
that are worth noting the fact
is that
right now the vast majority
Democrats do
not support Medicare for all
it couldn't pass the United
States
Senate right now with Democrats
it
couldn't pass the House Nancy
Pelosi is
one of those people who then
thinks it
makes sense we should build on
Obamacare
provide the plan I put forward
before
anybody in here adding a
Medicare option
in that plan and not make
people choose
allow people to choose I should
say yeah
I feel bad when I see that it's
just
shit it's shit man
he needs to go home
well he's always been this way
he does
this this is what we're 'aa go
when he
was vice president we used to
have the
drunk or not drunk segment of
the show
but then he was plastered and
it was
funny now it's just sad well so
the two
gases you catch both of them
when what you you had to I
didn't catch
the first time I heard it and
then I I
said wait what wait wait what
did he
actually say and I'm reminded
by the way
people the old-timers out there
are the
old farts they will remember
professor
Irwin Corey by the way recently
at a
hundred and two years old rings
a bell
why does this ring a bell
professor
Irwin Corey was a double tox
comic one
of the few left in the history
of comedy
nobody does it anymore and so
he do did
he be babbling about something
then he'd
say that little bit of guy and
get a
Viking eroding and he'd be
talking along
and then he put owed
double-talk in
there and it would sound
reasonable then
he put a bunch of academic terms
together it made no sense he
fit right
in in today's world as the
comic doing
this dis act so professor Irwin
Corey
kind of did this stuff as a
comedy act
but but bitin just does it and
I want to
play the to Isis which are the
mistakes
and I'll start with a let me
see I'll
start with the one that's the
obvious
one which is the one at the end
which is
the the bite in a jam shoot she
says
showy yeah it's alright I
understand you
for all these years not make
people
choose allow people to choose I
see
savers yeah that's it the
problem with
that gaff is it came at the end
of a
statement and really disempowers
everything he just said that's
why it's
a huge fail yeah that's a bad
that was
his payoff you know that was
the payoff
of his plan and he said he
mucks it up
anyone would be upset with that
now the he does the urban
quarry thing
in the middle and this is the
double-talk ice one before I
play it I
want you to listen carefully
and then
tell me exactly what he said
Nancy
Pelosi is one of those people
host then
thinks makes sense ok I'm glad
you did
this Nancy Pelosi one of those
people I
think he said who tends to make
sense
but you see Pelosi is one of
those
people host then fix makes sense
who stem sticks make sense
what's your
problem Sigrid I understand
perfectly
what he's saying vote for me
same things take stance do you
know what
he said
I think he's trying to say just
rambled
over it because he does this a
lot a lot
of guys do this is what Ron
Paul used to
talk like this and so does a
couple of
out there have number of people
that
Nancy Pelosi talks like this yes
and so by introducing does this
too he
does some of this not as bad
but he has
something he wants to say
something
that's that's on top of what he
just
said and so he's reiterating
but instead
of actually going through the
process
and actually saying everything
he just
jumbles it together some sort of
shorthand hits and then
continues on its
so it if say one more time yes
sure and
that you'll see it's just like
Nancy
Pelosi just kind of is along
with me on
this ayah but about I can't say
okay
Nancy Pelosi is one of those
people who
then thinks it makes sense who
stand six
say make sense I don't get it
this was
so bad that after the debate
Biden's
campaign manager had to do the
video now
we know that Joe has had some
bad luck
recently with the
self-generated content
we've had the over modulated
microphone
we've had him in a bucket shot
on an
iPhone so now the they can't
trust Joe
he's had a horrible evening his
brain is
seeping out through his eyes
and I say
that we'd love and so the
campaign
manager has to do the pitch
hi I'm Greg I'm Joe Biden's
campaign
manager here at our Philadelphia
headquarters job I had a great
debate
tonight he proved he's ready to
be
commander in chief on day one
so joining
the team chip in $5
chip-in don't participate don't
get
active just chip in slaves Japan
unbelievable
no so there was that and I
thought that
was the highlight of the whole
thing hmm
well let's go with another one
I got
another one here this is this
is Cory
Booker yes and this is Booker
and this
by the way is what the linguist
did that
guy who wrote that nasty note
and that
we had we've got two or three
shows out
of yes about the dropping the
t's yeah a
follow up today on that he did
this too
and which is an improper this
is using
the language for the sole
purpose of
virtue signaling and I'm gonna
tell my
story which I've told before
I'm sure
it's on the compilation of my
stories
which is the time that I worked
with I
was at Boeing with a guy who was
interviewed and did some or he
know he
wrote an article for PC world
which was
our competitor at PC Magazine
he wrote
an article for him and then
they changed
some of it and he couldn't
figure out
why and and what they changed
was he
said and the representative for
the
company was blah blah blah blah
blah and
they changed it to and the
spokesperson
for the company was blah blah
blah blah
blah so he said question why
did you
change representative to
spokesperson
and the woman copy editor said
we don't
use sexist language at the
magazine yes
we don't and he says what
well how his representative
sexist
language she says oh well let
me put it
this way we make it clear that
we don't
use sexist language and so
spokespersons
a better word it's called virtue
signaling as virtue singly and
this is
like 23 years ago so this has
been going
on for a while
so here's Booker's version so
look this
president has broken norms as
you've
said he used this platforms to
demean
degrade and divide this country
in ways
that are repugnant and
appalling the
next president whoever they are
going to have to be someone who
can heal
and bring this nation together
I thought
Booker was actually pretty lit
last
night he had a couple of good
moments
and I missed this one thank you
but it
would have been cooler if he
said if it
either said they in Spanish or
had said
Z that would have been even
cooler than
yes he would have gotten the
clap out of
that one so the idea is that
you now
substitute anything with Vey
instead of
the proper words and I said it
you don't
say who's ever let's go play it
again so
I can get that sentence
straight or
maybe he's so used to there
being two
presidents ie two Obama's then
maybe
he's just used to talking about
they so
look this president has broken
norms as
you've said he used this
platforms to
demean degrade and divide this
country
in ways that are repugnant and
appalling
the next president whoever they
are is
going to have to be someone who
can heal
and bring this nation together
yeah they
were the next president whoever
they are
there's not gonna be a whore of
presidents it's not going to be
like a
great shouldn't have said
whoever they
is that would have been better
I'm sorry
whoever they are is not correct
but
that's what you used because
that is
it's been determined by the
political
police that you say they
instead of he
or she so you don't say the next
president whoever he is the next
president whoever they are then
the next
president whoever she is the
next
president ever they it's always
day when
in fact it should but if you
were not
gonna signal you'd say the next
president whoever it is yeah
that's that
you could see the way to say
yeah or you
could if you want to be using I
think
whatever so it doesn't sound so
awkward
you'd say the next president
whoever
that person is or the next
president
whatever that is
cuz dogs like people to know
I'm being
serious yeah you're on a roll
so so he
did this and when it's to me it
stood
out
the sore thumb it was like what
do you
mean whoever they are
and so and they has he in the
middle so
even that's I'm surprised that
did not
ban for that reason if he if he
I liked
when Corey smoked Uncle Joe I
thought
this was really good this
little boy
what base is funny is that
before the
debates he was I got the
priests dream
Oh hon that was on non line
mm-hmm and
they had some crazy looking
woman who
look like pink that singer yeah
interviewing a bunch of
Millennials
about it and and they dude they
went to
a Cory Booker who is being
interviewed
before the debates and he says
you know
the one thing we can't do is
condemn
each other or we can't say
anything bad
we're fellow Democrats course
he made a
big stink about that well he
got a big
laugh out of this we've
literally say I
don't think we should legalize
marijuana
marijuana marijuana in our
country is
already legal for privileged
people I
love that lies a good line
actually from
Booker marijuana is already
legal for
privileged people yeah people
have
cancer and and other things
where they
can get medical marijuana
they're
extremely privileged those
cancer
survivors it was very very
players so
privileged Cory exactly so I
thought the
most important part of this and
this is
why I bitched about the four
women these
four women who are doing that
the
headline new thing with Rachel
being the
queen bee they had they made it
clear
that it was Warren who was
gonna be the
center of attention her
platform yeah
they just threw everything to
her and
they gave her extra time and
she it was
ridiculous especially at the
beginning
and people say well you know it
to be
was it evened out it's beside
the point
the beginning of the base is
what most
people are gonna watch them
they're
gonna tune out you know so
Warren pretty
much had the whole beginning
the first
35 minutes was mostly her what
do you
think what do you think
well let's throw it back to
Elizabeth
Warren so they kept her in the
light in
the spotlight and then that is
faded
after a while but there was
already
turned out by then but the
thing that I
thought was really sick was
they knew
and I guess you know parent
Camelot was
like bitching and moaning about
the time
that tulsi two or three
episodes ago
mm-hmm
jumped on her and condemned her
for
being a lousy da and and you
know
leaving innocent people or rot
in prison
was the main thing we miss so
and so
they decided to set Tulsi up so
camel I
could could excoriate her and
call her a
phony and it was I thought the
whole
thing was set up to me it was
sick it
was just sick so I want to play
the
two-parter here which is the
beginning
which is they finally after an
hour or
so throw it to Tulsi but it's a
setup
for Harris and this is the bait
it says
TLS I set up Harris
congresswoman
Gabbard you have criticized
Hillary
Clinton as the quote
personification of
those yeah I'm sorry just to
set the
club clip I'll be even further
this is one of the problems I
have with
the format the format is not
really a
debate it's asking a whole
questions to
each of the candidates let's
see what's
the controversy Mary Pete you
got no
black people Tulsi you know
you're
hating on Kamla it's completely
not
Clinton which is worse oh I'm
sorry
Clinton yes not even in not
even on the
stage or even in the race as
far as we
know so that to me was what
really made
this whole thing kind of
offensive
congresswoman Gabbard you have
criticized Hillary Clinton as
the quote
personification of the rut that
has
sickened the Democratic Party
what is
the right you see in the
Democratic
Party in our Democratic Party
unfortunately is not the party
that is
of by and for the people if the
department is a party that has
been and
continues to be influenced by
the
foreign policy establishment in
Washington represented by
Hillary
Clinton and others foreign
policy by the
military-industrial complex and
other
greedy corporate interests I'm
running
for president to be the
Democratic
nominee that rebuilds our
Democratic
Party takes it out of their
hands and
truly puts it in the hands of
the people
of this country a party that
actually
hears the voices of Americans
who are
struggling all across this
country and
puts it in the hands of
veterans and
fellow Americans who are
calling for an
end to this ongoing Bush
Clinton Trump
foreign policy doctrine of
regime change
wars overthrowing dictators in
other
countries needlessly sending my
brothers
and sisters in uniform into
harm's way
to fight in wars that actually
undermine
our national security and have
cost us
thousands of American lives
these are Wars that have cost
us as
American taxpayers trillions of
dollars
since 9/11 alone dollars that
have come
out of our pockets out of our
hospitals
out of our schools out of our
infrastructure needs as
president I will
end this foreign policy and
these regime
change ORS works in this new
Cold War
and arms race and instead in
that
our hard-earned taxpayer dollars
actually into serving the needs
of the
American people think you can
write for
at home senator Harris any
response no
reason at all for a response
from Harris
she didn't mention Harris land
as a
response was always if you
mention
another you know first and then
they
have to receive given the time
to
respond yeah so out of the blue
the
Harris woman on the diet throws
it to
Harris knowing full well the
background
on this to do it was it a quid
pro quo
what was the reason that's
right it's a
Harris Harris needed a bone
she's
suffering she needed some help
so here's
your moment to shine Kamala and
it did
catch her a little bit I don't
know if
it caught her completely off
garbage I
think so it seemed to have in
this she
kind of laughed about it and
then you
got it and you're surprised you
didn't
wink at the girl maybe she's
gonna hit
her how about how about this
theory it
was already known hey um you're
gonna
we're gonna pitch it to you so
you can
jump and I truly believe this
goes on
camera we're gonna really
believe we
believe now truly but it's
truly holy
all the way and you know it
goes on you
don't believe it goes on I know
it goes
on no I don't I don't know it
goes on I
have no proof but you know I
know it
goes on thank you for
correcting the
record delete that so they say
told her
you know we're gonna we're
gonna toss it
to you so you can trounce all
over Tulsi
so just know that that's coming
up and
then she's ready for it I'm not
aware
that this would be the time no
that's
exactly the point she didn't
choose this
is not a good no this is the
wrong time
completely wrong here we go
response oh
of course I knew this was
coming I just
didn't expect it right now
senator
Harris any response I'm sorry
to stop
your clip again this is exactly
what I'm
talking about this they should
have done
20 versions of this this is
what the
people want
the audience was dead
throughout almost
the entire evening
there's no clapping no Hootin
and
Hollerin only of laughs once in
a while
when there's some tension which
is what
you need for the television
show so this
was a good moment except she was
unprepared senator Harris any
response I
think that it's unfortunate
that we have
someone on this stage who is
attempting
to be the Democratic nominee for
president of the United States
who
during the Obama administration
spent
four years full-time on Fox News
criticizing President Obama
criticizing people on this
stage at the
affiliated with the Democratic
Party
when Donald Trump was elected
not even
sworn in buddied up to Steve
Bannon to
get a meeting with Donald Trump
in the
Trump Tower fails to call a war
criminal
by what he is as a war criminal
and then
spends full time during the
course of
this campaign again criticizing
the
Democratic Party what we need
on the
stage on in the November
someone who has
the ability to win and by that
we need
someone on that stage who has
the
ability to go toe to toe with
Donald
Trump and someone who has the
ability to
rebuild the Obama coalition and
bring
the party in the nation
together I
believe I am backhanded it
thank you sir
senator Harris is doing is
unfortunately
continuing to traffic in lies
and smears
and innuendos because she cannot
challenge the substance of the
argument
that I'm making the leadership
and the
change that I'm seeking to
bring in our
foreign policy which only makes
me guess
that she will as president
continue the
status quo
continue the bush clinton trump
foreign
policy of regime change wars
which is
deeply destructive this is
personal to
me because I served in Iraq I
left my
seat in the state legislature
in Hawaii
volunteered to deploy to Iraq
where I
serve in the medical unit where
every
single day I saw the terribly
high human
cost of war I take very
seriously the
responsibility that the
president has to
serve as commander-in-chief
yeah I had to cut it off she
going on oh
yeah of course but camelus said
something in there
she says that Tulsi wouldn't say
anything about
the war criminal was she
referring to
Trump no Assad of Syria
she's the apologist for Assad
yeah she's
the apologist another
programming note
it's time to ditch the white
it's time
to ditch the hip hugging a
pants with
the jacket that accentuates
what you
don't want to accentuate I
think there
could be a different kind of
color of
blue that would look good on
her but
she's got a Tulsi
yeah she's got to stop with the
white
hat stuff it's now the third
debate
which she's in the same outfit
it's yeah
no I just just hey you want
people to
vote for you listen to the
curry Dvorak
Consulting Group well I agree
with that
but no one's gonna vote for her
anyway I
might vote for her yeah well
she won't
be on a ballot for you oh okay
right in the biggest gap the
biggest gap
of the night I'm somewhat
surprised you
didn't catch it
nor have I heard anybody
mention this
and this was this was during
the Warren
the plateau where she was just
involved
in everything the before
moderators were
discussing or the grillers the
grillers
the Naima moderators is
grilling people
and that was about her wealth
tax I
think the way we achieve our
goals and
bring our country together as
we talk
about the things that unite us
and that
is that we want to build an
America that
works for the people not one it
just
works for rich folks now I have
proposed
a two-cent wealth tax that is a
tax for
everybody who has more than 50
billion
dollars in assets your first 50
billion
is free and clear when you hit
a billion
dollars you got a pension a few
pennies
more here's the thing yeah the
thing is
Liz you don't understand the
difference
between millions and billions
she says
your first 50 billion well
that's like
that's like a 50 guys she's not
only
said that because okay here's
the reason
I missed it I just like the
reason I
missed the Biden gaffe with the
Nancy
Pelosi blah blah blah blah blah
the first time I had to record
it I mean
the way we people would know
how we do
these clips we we record them
and then
we put them as sutt
we put them pile them up and
then we
start producing the clip for
the show
which is guaranteed i marinate
a little
bit so you gotta listen to ya
marinate
it you gotta listen to it a
couple of
times and then when you listen
to it
over and over again you start
to hear
things you didn't hear
originally and
most of the goods findings that
we've
had heard from that process
yeah I
didn't record the warran stuff
because
pretty much i'm my eyes are
glazing over
i fell asleep too i did not
catch this
but well listen again listen
i'm hearing
it in my head and i realize she
said
your first 50 billion well she
says
which is idiotic she says it
wrong a
couple of times she says 50
billion and
then she says so after you
after your
first billion she's just all
over the
map she's just confusing it
listen again
I think the way we achieve our
goals and
bring our country together as
we talk
about the things that unite us
and that
is we want to build an America
that
works for the people not one it
just
works for rich folks now I have
proposed
a two-cent wealth tax that is a
tax for
everybody who has more than 50
billion
dollars in assets your first 50
billion
is free and clear so she says
50 billion
and then she says billion again
and then
she says when you hear you hit
your
first billion so it's it's I
know it's
aunt aunt effing yeah but
someone should
have said she's the she is the
woman
about the trillions of dollars
of
Medicare if you can't keep this
straight
maybe you're gonna be able to
be present
even do simple math maybe she
meant
quadrillion instead of trillion
I don't
know but I think she should
have been
called the moderator should
have at
least corrected her on that but
that
shows their bias they didn't
and even
here they all four of them want
Elizabeth Warren to be this
candidate
and you heard the crowd were
obvious and
I think it's shameful that
MSNBC and NBC
put four women by no man no
real woman
of color there was I think an
Indian
woman and just pretty much
promoted one
candidate it was really it was
ridiculous one this is called
Elizabeth
Warren's show yeah and then I
do have
one more
final clip this was Andrew
Yang's
disqualification
as he was asked but what he
would say as
president when he picked up the
phone to
speak to Vladimir Putin mr.
yang if you
win the 2020 election what
would you say
in your first call with Russian
President Vladimir Putin good
line that
was funny I would say the days
of
meddling in American elections
are over
and we will take any
undermining of our
democratic processes as an act
of
hostility and aggression the
American
people would back me on this we
know
that they have found an
underbelly and
they've been clawing at it and
it's made
it so that we can't even trust
our own
democracy the third thing I
would say is
that we're going to live up to
our
international commitments we're
going to
recommit partnerships and
alliances
including NATO and it was said
that the
more you invest in diplomats in
diplomacy the less you have to
spend on
ammunition that has to be the
path
forward to help okay stop right
there
this was the first thing I took
issue
with more and we're gonna do
more
bureaucrats that's what that's
your plan
more of these a-holes that I
watched
during the day during this these
hearings just people all over
the place
spending sending our money to
whoever
they they deem necessary that's
it more
bureaucrats I don't see that
happen
international commitments we're
gonna
recommit partnerships and
alliances
including NATO and it was James
madness
that said that the more you
invest in
diplomats in diplomacy the less
you have
to spend on ammunition
that has to be the path forward
to help
build an international
consensus not
just against Russia but also to
build a
coalition that will help us put
pressure
on China in terms of their
treatment of
their ethnic minorities and
what's going
on in Hong Kong I want to
propose a new
world data organization like
WTO for
data because right now
unfortunately
we're living in a world where
data is
the new oil and we don't have
our arms
around it these are the ways
that will
actually get Russia to the
table and
make it so they have to join the
international community and stop
resisting stop peels to the
world order
so there it is disqualification
because
he's all in on the New World
Order he
actually says the world order
the second disqualification
data is not
the new oil it is the new bacon
everybody knows and a world data
organization let me understand
what data
exactly is he talking about the
WTO
yes I think he's talking about
the data
that is collected about from us
is what
he's talking about
thank you this is total he's
proposing
total control at a world level
because
the data is us that data is
every single
piece of data that they have is
you is
you it is who you are and if
you think
about it once they have all of
that data
what is what is our money
really just a
little just a couple more
pieces of data
don't get it coming for that
too that's
your world order your data
world order
disqualified yang disqualified
well now
he's yes of course I know what
you're
gonna say but not voting for
him and
with that I'd like to thank you
for your
courage and say in the morning
to you
the man who put the C and Uncle
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this is his
second in a row isn't it I
think he had
the last show as well he
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did a
professional render rendering
cartoonish
of a nice carton of nuts app
since that came up in the
conversation
that milk is on the outs
people aren't drinking milk
anymore yeah
they want to drink nut sap
slurry they
want to drink a nut slurry it's
very you
know you make a slurry out of
this crap
you take a bunch of nuts and
then you
put it into some sort of a
machine and
then you put in that lecithin or
something to make sure that it
stays
there you know in a kind of a
suspension
it's a suspension and then you
give it
some of many rpms that it
creates what
appears to be a milk and it's
just I
don't know why people drink it
what's
the point
it's a substitute for cow pus
must not
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that's
what people I've heard this by
many a
millennial do you drink cow
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heard it's
like drinking pus Quest is an
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it especially if it's a female
millennial mentioned to her
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produces this
material herself it will be fed
to a
baby directly it was a man who
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well did you mention it to him
to these
guys new millennial guys don't
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Whistler one of the most
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okay boomer and I are not
boomers no
that's not true wait readers
okay boomer
John Adam and I are not boomers
that's
not true read his note okay
well I'm
just gonna bite the
technicality growing
up I was told that we would pay
for the
boomer retirements as there are
so many
of them and so few of us from
the early
60s Douglas Coupland comes to
along with
his book Generation X and we
all get
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is that like premium economy
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which is
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number one has
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a
millennial too old to be Jen's
E or
Zoomers as we call them I have
similar
issues with bike frames too
tall for
medium too short for large we
are
Inbetweeners please pity our
souls this
weekend also marks the start of
the luge
World Cup season I request jobs
and lose
goat karma for Reed who is
racing in
Austria this week this weekend
home of
the several of several mountain
goats
loose goat karma from Sir Chris
Wilson
donation audioline yeah I have
it I have
it
so anyways okay so he claims
that it was
complan Canadian novelist of
some
reputation a very experimental
style he
he created it with his book
Generation X
by you know
maybe they may have something
do this so
you might be Inbetweeners both
you yeah
but we but we don't get a we
don't get a
badge or a rank we're just in
between
that's way she just hook onto
the
Boomers you know I'm a little
more
equals winner I'm making my
decision
the this weekend if I want to
be if I
want to hook up with the
boomers or if I
want to hang out with with the
Xers I
got to think about it well you
could
hang out with the guys I got a
clip
later in the show that says you
should
probably hang out with the
extras more
than you do anyway his son Reid
is a
professional professional he's a
world-class loser
what do you man the loser I'm a
loser
loser but he's actually
actually does
quite well and I wanted maybe
we can
finally root for him yes I want
to see
I'd like to know when it's on
if it's on
TV I'd like to see it I mean
I've
watched losing just because
it's fun to
watch me losing is the funniest
thing
you've ever seen
can you imagine if you're
watching
losing and there's a guy you
know I
think it's what I think luge is
fun but
the skull is more fun you've
got and did
it was there a goat scream in
there yeah
heard it okay
that was somebody screaming
yeah well
I'll just I'll just add a go
just in
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there's some issues with them
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Campbell bangs age 2 but if you
ask him
he'll tell you he's three loves
hearing
the drone another in-betweener
but he's
latching on to the Zoomers he's
getting
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draw own
taking off affect Barrett
Alexander
bangs age Barrett's Alexander
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three
but he'll be turning 4 on 12 7
so let's
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oh we
don't know hold on let me do
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a second but it's he wants to
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today instead of what he said
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I'm putting it in now big fan
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you know yes
this is true if Col I have
actually I
have actually set up huge
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turn around and I just stay in
bed
I thought you actually were in
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on the way to the airport you
turn
around yet Oh or like I forgot
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screw it's going someplace
usually in
the morning when I'm getting up
I'm yet to get up at 5:00 yeah
I'm gonna
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why am I
taking this trip I don't really
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works out
great I'm going to do it I'm
going to
give the whole dick dirty dick
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family some karma I would say
though
that if Colton Reid like saying
Dada
then he could also say douche
bag I mean
those teach the kids something
that's
using Theodore to say douche
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almost got it
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general ideas propagating the
formula on
social on the social meds all
of this
stuff and by the grace of God
we have
executive and associate
executive
producers and more financial
producers
who keep the show going because
that's
the only way it's going to work
it's the
value for value system whatever
you
think this show is worth to you
just
send that to us and the place
to send it
is Laura org slash is this we
go for
your people in the mouth
and then fight blows four tires
and I think we should mention
right now
in this context that there is
an issue
on the horizon as Laura Logan
has
started a show for Fox Nation
and that
show was called No Agenda with
Lara
Logan which was announced and
everybody
every I'll produce many
producers saw it
I've been emailing us about it
etc and I
believe now I'm gonna leave
this a
little bit up to you John
because you're
you kind of handle these things
on the
show traditionally which means
we
usually don't do anything but
in this
case we might have to I know I
mean that
I don't mean that in a
derogatory way
it's usually the right things
like I
just like curry ranting won't do
anything but in this case we may
actually have a problem with the
trademark because I believe
Lara Logan
has trademarked at least no
agenda with
Lara I don't know she's Jen de
not sure
we're gonna Chur we have we
have one of
our producers as a trademark
attorney
one is about
yeah it's nice yeah I will
mention his
firm and we'll talk about it in
the
future what would exactly well
he's a
good guy he was says he'll do
some of
the people do some stuff for us
to stave
this off a little bit we're
probably
gonna have to register no agenda
trademark as a podcast raised
over
category and and cartoon
Netflix serious
cartoon yeah animated series
and then
they can you know they'll have
the TV
show or something I don't know
we're
gonna discuss it and we'll it's
take
appropriate legal action but
it's cost
money by the way we're gonna
get a pro
bono free letter and some other
free
stuff but at some point if it's
not
gonna be free we get a pro bono
letter
and a lapel pin and then we're
a small
attorney on it we're off to the
races
Las Vegas I actually I'd like
Laura
Logan
we've played clips from her I
like her
she has kind of an as she or
she had an
anti mainstream stance going
for a while there she got
kicked off she
got kicked off you know this was
researched I mean and this is
the
interesting thing if you just
go to to
any search engine and say hey
no agenda
you type that in I mean the
first five
pages is all us so if there's
no way you
can miss that there is a show
out there
called no agenda it's just
little acts
of man that it's like yeah if
she said
hey if she could have reached
out
anything could if a number of
things
could have been done but this
just seems
a little agreed as arrogant
yeah thank
you arrogant I hadn't sir but
she's
married to a really wealthy oil
guy I
think so she has a little bit
of that I
don't give a shit because she
doesn't
have to cuz she doesn't have to
worry
about you know anything paying
rent like
we do we actually have to pay
rent so
yeah disappointing for sure but
with and
normally I don't like to you
know I
didn't have lawyers and my
divorces I
did everything myself which
turned out
great for me lawyers usually
will run
off with all the money in these
disputes
but there's a clear Lanham Act
issue
here confusion for consumers and
sometimes you have to do the
legal route
but I really despise it quite
honestly
yeah that doesn't bother me
where's the gold Laura who
knows kind of
like the especially experienced
Larry in
the in the field specific yes
that's a
big deal but it was just a
general
interest lawyer yeah they can
do this
and that but most lawyers that
are do
any good they're very topic
specific
there were a copyright lawyer a
trademark lawyer there real
estate
lawyer exactly and they do
certain
things and they do it well
because it's
just decimal they do and it's
they get
pretty good at it but they know
what and
you know what buttons to push
yes or not
yes
oh do you mind doing a little
OTG for a
moment oh TG you mean OTG yeah
OTG you
know the grid reports I have
now been
using the brand-new OTG phone
for almost
a week tomorrow be will be the
complete
first week I am loving this
device it is
even better than I expected
the battery life is phenomenal
the keepers in Dallas for the
next
couple days she called me last
night
it's the first call I did on it
cuz I I
got no one to talk to
she caught it's really nice
it's even
with the hearing aids now you
can use
bluetooth for your hearing aids
it has
that too but I don't just use
just flip
it open and which is a nice way
to
answer you look at the front
and you
know what
jellow that's what you say
jello yeah
when he answers the phone jello
okay
it's functioning extremely well
it does
everything I need and really
nothing
very well which is exactly what
you want
and as a part of this exercise
because I
think that this phone will be
the one by
the way and apparently AT&T
also sells
the go flip three as this
t-mobile but
critical difference the AT&T
version
does not include a hotspot for
some
reason so you do not want that
you want
the hotspot oh that's pretty
that's Lane is well of course
they want
to sell you their own little
hotspots
this thing is about the size of
a
hotspot when it's folded yeah
and and it
doesn't get hot or anything I
try oh
here's a cool bonus so you know
oh I
know I got all I got all shitty
for a
Boomer about it listen you know
they
have these geolocation services
if you
just search for one too you know
what's my geolocation I think
it's it's
originally a Google
API that they expose but
hundreds of
sites have it and if I go
online from my
house from the Wi-Fi on my
laptop and I
look at this site it'll it not
only
shows that I'm in Austin Texas
it shows
my zip code and it shows my
longitude
and latitude
it's pinpointing my house
precisely they
know exactly that I'm in that
house when
I connect a laptop to the
hotspot on the
go go flip three it shows me
being in
Dallas
this is a huge benefit it's so
low-tech
this thing it whatever it's
doing it's
not and maybe that's what they
said you
know it's like we don't hand off
geolocation you can turn it off
and they
specifically say geolocation
not GPS so
the minute I check it out
through the
hotspot it's it's probably
locating me
at some switch or some exchange
that
t-mobile has in Dallas I
thought not to
be nice and like oh okay I'll
be in
Dallas much better hmm
you ever heard of the VPN yeah
but the
VP yes of course of G John why
don't you
explain it to me I'm just
childish being
sarcastic I don't need to
explain it and
I don't trust the VPNs most uh
oh yeah
you and JC buzzkill jr. he
doesn't trust
them either I think they're
completely
compromised he says that yeah
you can
use VPN but you better use
three of them
go from one VPN subscribe to
another VPN
through that FIFA game that's
subscribing the third deep Ian
from the
other VPN app brother that
point you're
sucking data like a turtle
straw a sec
she's still pretty fast well I
like
hearing that he's at least
concerned
about that and then we talked
briefly
about
windows and windows being
really a spy
this
it's called Microsoft
advertising and if
you look up their website they
tout all
the great things they can
target about
you based upon what you're
doing on your
desktop your desktop searches
what's
happening with Cortana which
you can't
remove or of course don't email
me this
tons of things you can do so I
please
but so there's two things you
can you
can remove it - there's two
things first
you're going to the registry
make a
backup set a mount point we're a
recovery no I'm already done
there is a
cool little group I'm going to
the
website right now and this
group is
called who are they it's the O&O
software group and they have
the Oh an
oh shut up ten software tool an
anti spy
tool for Windows and several
people
recommended this to me now use
it your
own risk
I mean I don't know who the
hell these
guys are it's an executable so
you know
anything could be going on with
it
but what it does is when you
download it
and instead they seem very
transparent
on their website about who they
are and
you know it looks legit let me
put it
that way yeah and you fire it
up and
it's a control panel of about 75
different switches and every
single
switch is a thing that
Microsoft does or
possibly is the name of this
again it's
oh and oh oh ampersand oh shut
up ten
free anti spy tool for Windows
Oh Oh -
software calm
and you fire it up and it shows
you
about 75 switches that is
either spying
or compiling data that B can be
used to
spy and you could select
individually
which ones you want to have on
and off
which is nice because you turn
some
things off it could affect the
performance they have
recommended
setting so everything stopped
everything
block some things and the
machine runs
faster and I have a surface go
which is
the lowest end model of the
surface
tablet combo'd thingamabobs I
really
love the form factor love that
it's a
tablet a nice sized tablet and
so that
is I installed that I have not
seen any
other issues with it I took
there and
not the complete block
everything but
their advanced recommendation
and the
machine I mean the processor is
at an
all-time low
so you know the it cripples a
lot of
stuff so that's one thing that
I would
recommend people take a look at
again I
can't recommend downloading it
installing it but I am
recommending it
because I'm doing it but I
don't know
anything else about these guys
the
second thing is I try I went
through my
annual oh let me just figure
out how to
install Ubuntu that'll fix my
problem
now I was not that down to once
every
two years I was not willing to
go
through that because i if you
look up
the surface go and can you run
Linux on
it absolutely everything works
apparently except for the
cameras but
when you look at all the 5000
different
versions of installing it they
all
pretty much say well you have
to the
BIOS is a bit tricky that's
where I tune
out I cannot deal with it I had
enough
BIOS BIOS problems with Windows
let
alone putting another operating
system
on it so I this is a daily
driver I'm
not willing to mess with the
machine but
I did try virtual machines and
I tried
because you know Windows 10 has
some
stuff built in the windows
subsystem for
Linux I tried that with
Ardi xrdp remote desktop and
even tried
it with VNC crap
I tried hyper-v which I didn't
know that
it has a Windows 10 has a
virtual
machine in there which you have
to
enable with hyper-v they're also
completely crap I mean the
performance
sucks what I am still going to
try is
the the virtual machine the the
free
Oracle VirtualBox but really I
think I
could totally for my daily work
I could
totally go 100% Linux but I
want it on
my surface go I don't want a
big laptop
I don't want I want it to be
native and
when there's a surefire way I
think I'll
give it a shot or maybe maybe
when the
when a new surface go comes out
and
these are a couple hundred
bucks they're
already quite cheap I'll get
another one
and try it on that but I think
not not
for product producing the show
but I
think in normal life I could
probably
get through the day because a
lot of
this stuff is good I looked at
a whole
bunch I installed all kinds of
different
distros man mint unity
Lubuntu which is think mints
the one
that keep telling you is the
one you
want for multi-media cinnamon
cinnamon
mint yes oh I haven't heard of
that well
I still got ninety a long time
to go
before I run through this crap
again
then there's this story which
is for
some letters but we have a
Linux nuts
out there hey well if anyone
wants to
install mint or something good
on a
surface go you know and I'll
pay for it
of course because it should
only be
about four hundred bucks even
with the
eight eight gigs and the SSD
hard drive
I would love that but I'm
afraid and I
quite honestly it's it's very
stressful
to do this stuff and it never
and
everyone's instructions are
never
exactly what your machine does
that's
just the law of the jump very
annoying
very annoying well yeah that
happens
once in a while how about this
browser
crashed input output error
channel not
available you should you should
Google
how many people have that issue
and
there's no fix so oh it's it's
your hard
drive no it's because it's in
the wrong
directory you don't have the
right
permissions hey just type this
change
mod + xx RDW 5 to 9 but I know
what to
do I understand what all of
that does
but it never works exactly
right and
that's too bad
this was in this was a news
article and
someone was kind enough to send
me the
USA Today version because I
think the
way they put it in this video
was more
of a native add than it was a
note of
caution in the wake of
allegations that
numerous uber and lyft drivers
have
sexually assaulted their
passengers
where has been vocal about
their push
for added safety and now the
Washington
Post reports part of their
initiative
will allow riders to record
audio from
their journeys the feature will
prompt
riders
to report any safety incidents
during
travel and then submit the
audio if
there was neither riders nor
drivers
will be able to go back and
listen to it
initially they're piloting the
program
in Latin America because quote
laws in
the United States around
consent to
being recorded can vary from
state to
state but they hope to test the
feature
in the US soon as well it's
worth noting
the writers may also opt out of
the
recording service if they
prefer this is
just the latest in ubers push
for
increased safety during ride
with its
app previously introducing an
in-app one
dialer as well as automated
safety check
ins of a ride changes its
predetermined
course in 2018 a report by CNN
found
that 120 people including 103
uber and
18 lyft passengers had accused
drivers
of sexual assault that's great
way to
put the news articles over a
hundred
drivers or sexual thing was
highly
edited so yeah talk together
yeah chop
together together I hate that
it doesn't
flow at all that's what they do
in ads
that's why it sounded like a
native ad
but this this recording does
raise some
questions now already whenever
I get
I've got when I was a niqab is
not too
long ago maybe was in in the
Netherlands
so I don't member what it was
and then
you you're sitting in the back
and you
look forward and there's this
giant ring
hanging from the roof staring
at you
which you know is an infrared
camera
which is just recording you I
don't like
it it just it didn't it feels
intrusive
I understand why they have it
but it's
only in Holland oh no in any
cab in any
city absolutely yeah everywhere
and one
of those caves where they ask
you
questions do you make money
with karaoke
no Kaskade no that wasn't it
so now Ebor is going to allow
passengers
to record but also will allow
the driver
to record audio and this and
you heard
in that ad that there are
privacy laws
and there are you know I think
38 states
allow any type of recording
regardless
of who has consent but a number
of
states do not most notably
California
but in general we have to start
thinking
about the what is happening
with accept
of these types of recording
systems I
could think I can make a case
that your
uber doorbell being able to
track me on
the other side of the street or
walking
Bombur doorbell ring doorbell
is it is a
violation if you're because
they're not
just watching you're recording
it and I
know it's oh that's a good
point well I
if you look it up the lawyers
have
different opinions because you
have a
reasonable expectation of
privacy when
you're walking around if you
walk up to
someone's door that reasonable
expectation diminishes but
these things
go much further and also you
have guests
you know give and every every
article
you read about this from a
lawyer says
you should probably disclose to
your
guests that you're taping them
this
acceptance is what I what I'm
concerned
about because this is why we're
yang
comes in with this world data
organization vo let's bring it
all into
one place w do that's right
bring it all
in
and then Dame Sarah this will
be thing
that's the last bit here Dame
Sarah from
Down Under you know she's a
very popular
host of a very popular Morning
Show
Studio 10 as she is an official
Dame and
she probably are they she over
a dame
now is she maybe by countess or
something I'm not sure thing
she was
well I like what she's doing
here just a
minute of of the of the topic
she's
bring an OTG to the down under
Australia's consumer watchdog
has issued
a stark warning over Google's
plan to
buy Fitbit the proposed three
billion
dollar acquisition of the
exercise
tracker has prompted the I
Triple C
chair rod Simms to warn
consumers over
their health data which is an
increasingly valuable commodity
google has said that Fitbit
uses health
data would not be sold or used
for its
ads but seems like previous
cases where
digital platforms changed their
stance
years down the track do you are
trust
tech giants to take out health
data and
not sell it on nah absolutely
not and
they do it every time I guess
when it
comes in they go we wouldn't do
that and
then when everybody stopped
thinking
about it they changed the terms
and
conditions hands up anyone in
the
history of mankind who reads
the terms
and condition of stock all the
way
through they change it and they
say oh
by the way we're gonna stop
selling it
now when everybody doesn't
notice then
it's too light we have
absolutely no
plans to use your health data
yeah and
then after that they get plans
yeah well
yeah way to go Dame Sarah
propagated in
this country to do that but you
know
it's gonna happen of course
it's going
to saying is not untrue they're
not
gonna sell the data they're
going to
compile it use it share it with
the
world data organization and
just add it
to your portfolio your file
your dossier
so good on Dame Sarah for
propagating
the formula down under I like
that and
the final thing somewhat
concerning I
think I told you that I met a
couple of
the millennial kids in Holland
who were
doing the Google rating which
means you
know they have the your money
or your
life rule so they they are
actually the
ones determining what is a good
result
for Google Voice searches so if
you say
M our vaccine safe you're not
going to
get Mike the health Ranger know
they're
going to choose WebMD for you
so it is
actually completely unqualified
people
who are making these decisions
but
that's not the reason I bring
it up
right now we have sinter Klass
and the
racist black Piet policy in the
Netherlands of the helpers of
st.
Nicholas and you know this is
an ongoing
are we now in our sixth year I
believe
what started as just a way to
rile
people up for reparations for
the
colonies the Dutch dominated
hundreds of
years ago has now turned into a
full-blown social war with
where kids
are they're waiting for the
good the
good st. Nick to come in with
his black
Piet helpers and adults are
yelling and
screaming and protesting and
fighting
with each other it's it's a
shit show
but the worst part is these
kids who are
listening to the Google
searches are one
of them's about ready to give
up the
racist questions the Dutch are
asking
answers to regarding this issue
is
apparently unparalleled just
the way
this is going to the to
Millennials yes
who are actually hearing the
the Google
the Google assistant or you
know the hey
boomer the hey Google queries
and the
queries themselves are
incredibly racist
and hateful extremely hateful
and these
kids are like I don't think I
can do
this I is this what our Dutch
society
has become but were they
getting paid an
hour I
the equivalent is about $13 an
hour yeah
go find something else to do
it's very
it's very unhealthy that's what
I said -
I said tell you tell your
friends thick
isn't they shouldn't do that
and of
course you know once you really
find out
what's going on inside people's
minds
it's a little disheartening no
agenda
show listeners well this is
what will
help them exactly
alright that's Eggman I guess
my blue
phone I 75 but phone yeah so
the thing
boots up and then it says hey
you got no
SIM card so now I got a SIM
card then it
drops dead what yeah it
wouldn't even
let you get past the boot no I
did I'm
just dead as we speak I have to
tear it
open take the battery out
luckily I can
do that which I yes you don't
can't take
a battery out of your phone you
got a
lousy phone and I think I may
be able to
get a reboot again but I don't
understand what happened I I'm
working
on it but the thing is I'm you
know
don't use the phone that much
like here
well did you get it working
again or is
it still oh no ice as dead as
we speak
is bricked because it doesn't
recognize
your sim well yeah but it
bricked but it
didn't want boot now
it won't turn on hmm yeah you
know a
reported ice on that thing the
true OTG
person actually uses the blue
phone
without the battery just have
it with
you and just consult it and
just hold it
up to your ear from I think
you've
stumbled upon the ultimate ODG
fo yeah
no batter hold on a second hold
on say
Eddie get this call
my ear ring is vibrating Eliza
is
telepathic is telepathic exactly
essentia which says we're
closing this
segment I shouldn't mention the
or since
we just mentioned Australia
I do have an oz story okay
which I
thought was interesting cuz it
reminds
me of you know the Chinese are
they're
making a lot of errors here in
judgment
but let's play there's a couple
of MPs
from Australia have been
refused entry
into China even though they were
invented to son and invited to
some some
walk through for something or
other like
a did Chinese do constantly but
but play
this because it's got some
interesting
little tidbits in it but the
government
in peace who were denied visas
for China
say they will not back down
from their
criticisms of Beijing the
Chinese
embassy says the pair could
visit in
future if they repent and
redress their
so-called mistakes ranging
liberal MP
Andrew hasty is standing firm
and there
will be no repentance no
apology let me
be very clear we will not
repent for
standing up for Australian
sovereignty
our values our interests and
for those
who can't speak for themselves
after he
and fellow China critic Senator
James
Patterson were denied visas for
a study
tour the Chinese embassy says
the door
will be open if they repent and
redress
their mistakes they want a
one-way
conversation we were surprised
surprised
not to be invited surprised by
the
strength of the condemnation of
us
Andrew hasty and James
Patterson have
been critical of Beijing's
attempts to
exert influence in Australia
and its
human rights record there won't
be any
repenting far from backing down
both
criticized China's treatment of
Muslim
minorities following a major
leak of
communist party documents to
the New
York Times shedding light on
mass
detention and indoctrination
camps in
China's West The New York Times
report
is most troubling because it
reveals
exactly what the regime is
thinking on
the inside up to a million
Muslims are
detained in internment camps for
re-education and that's a
profoundly
disturbing theme the Foreign
Minister
Maurice Payne has described the
report
as disturbing she says
Australia has
previously raised concerns with
China
and will continue to do so I
like this
clip for a particular reason
no no if you want to say
anything about
it first no go ahead
this is now the I've heard this
a couple
of times and I'm glad that
we're now
hearing it from Down Under and
I believe
we even heard it in our earlier
clips
from
the debate this million Muslims
incarcerated this is a meme
it's being
pushed and there's a reason for
it and I
think it's going to be used
it's being
pushed and pushed you got a
million
million Muslim but the Igor's to
nooglers what are they called
yeah the weed yours The Weavers
yogurt
yogurt shan't you earth chunky
ogres
something's going on with that
and
there's there's some movement
afoot that
we're not privy to yet it will
unfold
itself but I think it's it's a
comment
it may be used as a wedge you
know what
I mean
yeah there's something is up
with this
now I the reason I have the
club because
I got a kick out of this well
if they
repent and redress repair oh
yes oh
sorry we said does anything bad
run
repentance down quite sure what
would
that even means but mmm it
sounds very
Chinese ewwww
ah but since we're just
discussing this
sort of bigger pictures I want
to get
this one out of the way which
is my list
of pretty much I mean Zimbabwe
is one of
them I don't have a clip from
it but
that's another ridings owaisi's
do you
want it do you want to do the
world is
on fire or well the world is on
fire so
I do have one clip a new world
part a
new part of the world sunflower
hold on
a second just tell me where the
part of
the world is first this is
Georgia
Georgia okay hold on a second
are taking
to the streets again to protest
gasoline
price hike Bougainville may
become a new
country they want to separate
that's
crazy over there in Georgia
just to
Georgia now and thousands have
taken to
the streets of the Georgian
capital
Tbilisi four days after a
parliament
there failed to pass a bill to
change
the electoral system to
proportional
representation earlier this
week police
cleared protesters using tear
gas and
water captain demonstrators say
the
electoral system is unfair and
puts too
much power in the hands
party that's right it's burning
all
around the world your world is
burning
in under 30 seconds it's
working on it
seems like a lot of work people
seem to
like the segment so David
there's
actually about a five-minute
report on
this Georgia has all these
issues that's
going and you have to wonder
who we knew
Nuland is over here AC might be
she
might be we've lost track of
things I
mean if we got a president
United States
that his own ideas about
foreign policy
and he wants to stop a lot of
this stuff
but that's still going on
they'd know
nothing stopping anything and
when he
tries to stop this stuff you
know he's
all of a sudden accused of like
trying
to bust Biden and in the in
Ukraine
which is again yeah sketchy
enough but
yeah this is still going on in
fact this
may be worse if we really start
listening to countries with all
this oil
hell's breaking loose it's
quite a few
of them and China man huh or
Hong Kong
who ll Hong Kong is a mess yeah
and they won't let this carry
lamb quit
I don't understand well yes I do
understand China's asshole
those definitely they're not
playing
this correctly and like I've
made a
point in the newsletter
the Chinese have this
reputation for
being these long-term thinkers
and every
day if you do a deal with China
they're
always gonna be there for you
because
you're gonna be you know this
thing the
long term long term long term
but this
is a long-term deal they did
was haunt
with the UK to do Hong Kong
which was
supposed to give Hong Kong
independence
for 50 years from 1997 with the
turnover
the year to 19 to 20 47 and the
Chinese
aren't biting by this so what
kind of
long-term deal can you do with
the
Chinese if they can't even do a
deal
like this and make it stick
well the
British Army the British navies
will
have to sail and go kick their
ass will
the thing that conspiracy
theories are
made of I really love this one
was the
president's unscheduled stop to
Walter
Reed Medical Hospital yeah this
had a
couple of good good background
stories I
got it I got the do you have
anything I
got a CNN report David I don't
have a
report on it but in the sitted
messages
he might have been poisoned yes
and the
food taster figured well let's
leave the
report chasers in the hospital
let's
hear the report one other thing
I
thought I'd bring it up while
we're here
I'm sorry this is from CNN but
this is
Trump who went out of his way
to to
mention that this was just not
there
what are you all nuts about
this what's
going on one other thing I
thought I'd
bring it up while we're here I
went for
a physical insanity
my wife said oh darling that's
wonderful
because I had some extra time
because it
looks like January could be a
busy month
if she's able to give devotion
which she
should be able to woman is
highly
overrated woman is highly
incompetent
and if she's able to get the
phone so
maybe to get it by using the
associate
but I work for a physical and
when I
came back my wife said darling
are you
okay what's wrong oh they're
reporting
you may have had a heart attack
I said
why did that bar to thank you
because
you went to Walter Reed Medical
so
that's where we go when we get
the
physicals I said I was only
there for a
very short period of time I
went did a
very routine just a piece of it
the rest
of it takes place in January
did a very
routine physical he visited the
family
visited a couple of groups but
visited
the family of a young soldier
who was
very badly injured who was in
the
operating room I toured the
hospital for
a little while I was out of
there very
quickly
okay okay I'm gonna call
bullcrap on
almost all of this first of all
interesting that he says Nancy
Pelosi
may use USMC a to get the
impeachment
vote he kind of slipped that in
there
did you check did you did you
catch that
I heard that but what is he
talking I
didn't realize he was talking
about
Nancy I thought he was talking
about
someone else did he he slipped
it in too
quickly yes u.s. u.s. one CA is
the
revamp of NAFTA as the United
States
Canada Mexico agreement which
Republicans have been bitching
about for
quite a while now it's like why
won't
you bring that to the floor we
should
vote on this everyone wants to
pass it
but in order to get the
impeachment vote
and I don't think they need
that because
if all Democrats vote to
impeach or the
articles of impeachment they
don't need
at all this is nonsense right
but he I
don't know why he slipped it in
there
but he did second because
they're gonna
dare either get they have the
votes
they're just yes they're just
afraid of
pulling the trigger no they're
not
they're gonna they're totally
gonna pull
the trigger they're gonna do
the vote
they have to otherwise all the
Ukraine
scandal comes out they gotta do
something but they have to time
it right
that's that's gonna come out
anyway
well that
the decision you got a couple
Democrats
one of them says well we should
probably
just get the impeachment over
with and
do our job because the Senate's
gonna
vote okay I'll I'll be one of
the guys
I'll be advocating you do we're
gonna
talk to each other you could go
well
well what's like I say right
now we
should do the impeachment vote
get it
out of the way if the Senate
rejects
it's fine no no no no no we
need to keep
the media show going as long as
possible
so you know what it's a hello
it's a
fail it's not working we have
got to get
this out you we got to get to
vote done
we we can't give Trump an
entire year to
unmask the shenanigans in
Ukraine he
needs to be stalled we need to
dominate
the media and every podcast how
does
this how does not running
here's what's
gonna happen we're gonna look
like
idiots if we don't vote to
impeach
because we've been talking a
big game
and doing nothing we're gonna
do it but
we just have to get we need a
way to do
it
we're gonna do it in February
and then
we need to make sure that that
turtle
McDonald what's different from
February
from what we have today we need
to stall
we need the media that we need
to hijack
the media we cannot have anyone
doing
any stories about anything but
impeaching Trump that's the
mission
that's it we can't have any
people are
getting awfully close they're
gonna
figure out hunter they're gonna
figure
out Joe they're gonna figure it
out it's
gonna it's new shit has come to
light we
have to own and dominate the
media which
is working pretty well so far
it hasn't worked well at all and
numbered and secondly let the
Biden
stuff it should go out earlier
not later
what happens if it comes up
just before
the ditch busted wide open like
a day
before the election you can't
this is
what happened to Hillary when
Comey came
out said well I gotta reopen the
investigation this is gonna be
screwed
Joe no we gotta get this done
now okay I
think is right there's a debate
going on
it we had is the debate that's
going on
I think you're right but now
back to the
President and his his health
permission I don't know what
else to
call it health scare I mean yes
else it
yeah I mean you know this is
not not
common that it's unscheduled as
you say
possible time delayed chemical
agent the
food tester apparently is
gravely ill
according to Ranger Mike
natural natural
news but I found that CNN had
the I mean
you want a conspiracy you want
to hear
some great conspiracy bring on
the CNN
doctor who's there with Erin
Burnett and
man
the president's honors on his
deathbed
does it sound plausible to you
that this
would be part of him unphysical
absolute
nonsense you don't take a part
of your
physical one time and then a
month or
two later take another party
physical
I've never heard of anything
like that
and also his physical for the
kinds of
things he needs and the whole
thing
could have been done at the
White House
there was no reason blood tests
electrocardiogram everything
could have
been that nest he's had stress
tests
done before he said there's no
procedure
there was a part of a routine
exam that
could not been done in the
White House
so that's that's absolutely
balderdash
I think Paul but what now is
that's okay
boomer
think that's appropriate here
balderdash
Wow here comes again not been
done in
the White House so that's that's
absolute balderdash I think he
had what
I would call not an emergency
necessarily but an urgency
something
went wrong now maybe he had
chest pain
maybe he had some neurologic I
think he
is someone who has some
neurological
issues which no one has ever
really
addressed the other thing is the
cardiologists after his last
physical
exam said that he was in the
upper 20%
in terms of cardiovascular risk
so he
has got some real risk factors
his the
inability to say words
sometimes worries
me tremendously uh he is having
trouble
worth finding when he said
United Church
instead United States he's not
words
these aren't slips of the
tongue these
are words he can't find them
and this is
happening
over and over again comedians
joke about
it but it's not a joking matter
I think
there is a neurological issue
that is
not being addressed if he had
an MRI of
his head over there I would be
very
pleased because I think he
needs a worry
that I have is that maybe he's
having
small strokes and you know we
had that
once before in the White House
when
Woodrow Wilson was president he
his
inability to find words is
peculiar and
has not been explained and I
think one
has to think of it as a possible
neurological issue there you go
he's
almost dead well of course
we've this
explained the United States
like loose
dentures loose dentures or
perhaps also
we have it was uh there's
something else
he was taking something that
would make
him slur a little bit yeah like
a meme a
striking him from a know
anything's
possible nice face yeah
but it's fine with Biden yeah
oh yeah
now this there's not no problem
Scelzi
as everybody yeah yeah
Biden's if you look at but also
another
thing that came up full
conspiratorial
thing about Bernie's forehead Oh
interesting I was gonna say
something
out Biden's forehead what about
Bernie's
forehead apparently they've
done so they
did some analysis of the debate
and his
forehead is normally very
wrinkled and
it was smooth as though he'd
either had
a little talks
it could be Botox okay it's
possible
I would guess it was Botox hmm
which
also affect the way it affects
your
emotions in a negative way sure
sure oh
it can yeah and yeah it turns
out if you
can't express yourself with
facial
expressions you actually can't
feel
those emotions anymore yes we
have this
on the show we've had it on the
show if
you can't or was like it maybe
he's
getting so he's get some work
done as
possible how about you know if
you look
at Joe's head front straight on
from the
front and when he's looking
down a
little bit his he has the skull
bone or
plate I guess of the front of
his head
makes him look a lot like quark
from
Deep Space nine
who was it quark who was one of
those
little dudes who are runner
they're
always in the bar and I was a
little
Ferengi Ferengi yeah it looks
just like
one of those foreign guys if
you and you
got a look at a picture that's
cuz he
had I think after you have your
head
chopped up the top chopped off
twice
will form of some sort of
something's
gotta happen there with them in
the bone
heals yeah
yeah but it was just Ferengi
cork yes he
was the bartender that's what
at work
yeah he looks a lot like him
yeah just
one of those No Agenda
observations
imagine all the people who
could do
another time is flying
episode I know man
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Knight me sir data ops the
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well I can't
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anything about this
what that children being
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we have to look into it so we
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actually yeah we don't actually
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okay do we have on the night
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just checking I don't know if
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alright who would say anything
other
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family yes
we'll do that the end you bet
you bet Miguel Gonzales organs
souls
depends on what part of the
world he's
from he wants some house
restoration
karma we'll put that at dancing
hold on
a second he says also can I
call out
both Adam and John as
douchebags I'm not
gonna read that what the hell
you guys do the left with the
left does
the Trump any signs of
right-wing
thinking means that they call
him out as
a Nazi in your case you call
out any
left winger thought as Marxist
socialist
rule shouldn't bullshit
bullshit that's
not to find it please send me
all the
episodes we call people a
Marxist /
socialist no and then he goes
on when
they call themselves that like
alexander
el caso cortez she calls the
herself a
socialist in fact bernie calls
himself a
socialist
that's actually the end of the
show i'll
do an aside here for the
audience at the
end of the last show you said
that they
sounded the same and that clip
in the
pigs clip yep and there is I
thought to
myself self I don't think they
sound
that much the same but now that
you play
it isn't that crazy how much
she sounds
like her it sounds exactly the
same
it's her yes thank you sir Dave
Thompson
for putting that together and
sending it
to me anyway back to back to
the note at
hand and I really appreciate
Miguel
donating and and bitching and I
think
it's it's worthwhile to read it
by the
way you notice he's in the UK
yes he's
in the UK very socialist
Marxist no Adam
the Netherlands were never
socialists
nor is Sweden nor France nor is
gavin
newsom
okay I've never said Sweden is
socialists of Netan France
maybe gavin
newsom never Austin City Council
I don't think so
but the Netherlands yes we're
totally
totally socialist that Social
Democrats
of okay whatever
I live there I don't think you
live
there me well at best they fall
under
the big Social Democrat family
okay
those that accept capitalism
believe
they can broker a deal between
capital
and workers yeah it's called
socialist
and calming the most of these
guys do
not accept capitalism if you
look at the
signage that they haven't really
it's got no capitalist and
capitalism
capitalism is the patriarchy so
I not
buying it well first of all I'm
offended
that he says that we call
everyone you
know that if you Ben Shapiro
Crowder
Alex Jones you know go to all
those guys
you can't pin us that that
whenever
there's any signs of crazy
thinking you
call them a Marxist it's just
not true
and yes the Netherlands is
completely
everything socialized onward
anyway
thank you Miguel anyone who
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donate 6969 and complain to us
we'll
pick it up let me just read the
final
bit of his note at best they
fall into
the big Social Democrat family
those
that accept capitalism and
believe they
can broker a deal between
capital and
workers how's that working out
Marxism just points out that
there's a
problem with capitalism the
rate of
profit as a tendency to go to
zero
whatever that means and when it
reaches
zero capitalism will no longer
be
possible in a communist Society
will
then be possible it may be
useful to
read this so producers be
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agree disagree love the show
okay III
don't understand exactly what
you're
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but you donate with something
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you're gonna get it read and
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I really can't agree with your
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one Tyler net in Mount Vernon
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attention but I'm got a
question here
because they discuss it they
discuss the
problem and then they act then
there's a
moment where they the crushes
asked or
some elder some Lea or these
are all a
bunch of people from northern
Nigeria
which is largely Muslim and so
I'm gonna
play clip one and then they'll
be coming
to ask you the question that
she's
asking I want you to guess the
answer
okay here is clip one well child
marriage is a widespread
practice in
many parts of the world
it's common for example in
northern
Nigeria now some parents there
give
their daughters away because of
dire
poverty DWS Hani Pasha are
traveled to
Kaduna State to talk to people
who
support this very controversial
practice
and to those who are fighting
it a
Muslim neighborhood in Kaduna
city in
northern Nigeria I came here to
find out
about a girl who was locked up
in this
place for two years without
much light
or food and left on her own her
name is
hassan ax she was a child bride
these
pictures were taken when she was
released from captivity just a
week ago
she was held here by her family
because
she refused to return to her
husband she
was only 15 when she was forced
to marry
a mother of four
a child bride one of millions
in Nigeria
this neighbor he knows husana
he says at
the age of 15 she wasn't too
young to be
married he would marry his
daughters off
much younger hmm this was on
Deutsche
Welle
yeah okay so he so they so they
asked
him how old would you would you
marry
your daughters off at the ask
Adam has
guessed the age he said okay do
you mind
if I just hear the last little
bit of
this clip of the of the clue
clip so I
can just get into the question
hold on a
child bride one of millions in
Nigeria
this neighbor he knows husana
he says at
the age of 15 she wasn't too
young to be
married he would marry his
daughters off
much younger much younger he
would marry
his G I'm just going to take as
well
since isn't asked Adam that
must be a
very surprising answer oh you're
starting to try to outguess the
thing is
simple you don't don't don't
try that
you're trying to psych me out
well why
would I do this you're thinking
to
yourself why is he gonna do
this stupid
okay ask Adam think unless it's
a crazy
answer no so I think there
would be a
joke answer of course I mean
what do I
know about this it was probably
much
younger it was probably 14 and
that's
the joke
ready hit it he would marry his
daughters off much younger at
the age of
6 years he understands and what
age head
of six years Wow so how much 8
do we
send the Nigeria cut that shit
off right
away
I would think now did he end up
with the
child bride I so oh that's I
was just
about to ask you if we had
something for
an I so let me check this yes
the best I
could say all kinds of things
but
nothing would sound right it's
really
quite disturbing it's very
disturbing
but you know that's their
culture Who am
I Who am I to appropriate their
culture
yes is the prime directive you
can't do
anything can't say it now
that'll be
totally wrong yes of course
man oh man
there's some development in the
vape
wars very interesting now this
is a clip
I've been holding on to for a
week this
is a junior senator Mitt Romney
provoked
proposing some vaping
legislation a
senator Buerkle and I put
together a
piece of legislation that does
at four
things one it makes these
flavors
illegal number two it insists
on closed
tanks a closed system as
opposed to one
that people can add THC in other
products to three it puts a lot
more
money into advertising on
social media
and other media sources to go
to kids
and finally a pays for that
advertisement by putting an
excise tax
on nicotine just like the
excise tax
taxes under contained in
cigarettes if
if that legislation were to
pass my
presumption is we would have a
dramatic
impact on reducing the number
of kids
that get addicted to nicotine
so now of course we know from
following
this whole story that the
master states
agreement basically called for
taxes and
penalty fees to be paid by the
big
tobacco companies as a kind of
reparation for the destruction
that they
have caused and that this did
not apply
to vaping because it's not
tobacco it's
nicotine so there is our big
Bain
Capital douchebag billionaire
Romney
coming in don't worry we'll put
some tax
on it because all the states
had already
taken out written bonds they
were
already spending the money
before they
got it
smoking is down significantly
because of
vaping and that is part of this
whole
what we've gone through this if
you
followed the vapor Wars this is
all a
scam the idea is get back on
tobacco you
stupid slaves there'll be none
of this
this vaping we can't have that
and it looked like everything
was going
in the right direction the the
big
tobacco companies were happy we
had the
first lady all over this
because of you
know as the president said she
has a son
if you recall she has a son and
she
doesn't want him to vape oh
shit we have
a son yeah that guy that kid is
taller
than he is at this point but
now it
looks like the president has
done a
little one to see the old
backflip the
old pull the rug underneath the
from
underneath the tobacco
companies Trump
is reversing course on flavored
vape ban
leaving it unclear whether
government
will act Washington Post and
Reuters US
President Donald Trump said on
Monday he
will be meeting with vaping
industry
officials which i think is just
in the
drug dealer as well as medical
and
political officials to discuss
vaping
and ecig arrests we will be
meeting with
representatives of the vaping
industry
together with medical
professionals
individual state
representatives to come
up with an acceptable solution
to the
vaping and ease cigarette
dilemma
children's health and safety
together
with jobs will be a focus he
said on
Twitter Trump did not give time
for the
meeting so he's putting squeeze
on the
tobacco guys he's figured it
out he may
if he didn't really
it already he was hoodwinked
and the
power of the I actually accused
him of
cow towing to the tobacco
industry cuz
he was all in on this and all
of a
sudden whoops so we'll see what
happens
to the show
Oh God can you imagine where's
my invite
yes there she go yeah where's
my invite
to sleep in the Lincoln Bedroom
you could have done in the past
because
the wind Clinton was president
he just
had a fee schedule yeah well I
don't I
couldn't afford it I think was
a quarter
of a million bucks to spend the
night
there and here's the this is an
interesting campaign you may
have heard
about it
South Dakota has a meth problem
and and
I'm sure that they have done
work on
this and they have done all in
northern
states have a meth problem
right but but
South Dakota has a very
interesting
campaign to combat the meth
first we'll
hear from these South Dakota
South
Dakota governor I'm Governor
Christie
Nome South Dakota's meth crisis
is
growing at an alarming rate it
impacts
every community in our state
and it
threatens the success of the
next
generation this is our problem
and
together we need to get on it
if you see something happening
or you
know of someone who needs help
call one
eight hundred nine two zero
four three
four three or go-to on meth
calm let's
get messed out of South Dakota
so the
campaign took an interesting
tactic a a
version of reverse psychology
which is
why I wanted to deconstruct it
here this
is the most recent 30-second
spot meth
we're on it I'm on meth I'm on
meth
I'm on it too so am I so am I
math is not someone else's
problem it's
everyone in South Dakota's
brother and
we need everyone to get on my
money I'm
on it too
now universally mocked on the
social
media networks for I need to
get on it
we need to get on it I'm on it
do you think this reverse I'm
not quite
sure it's not reverse
psychology but
it's it's kind of saying it's a
double
it's a double entendre I'm on
it I'm on
the problem but I'm on it
I don't know what do you think
I'm on
meth is what the first one said
in there
that says meth I'm on it yeah
now a
couple of things I noticed one
is that
use of the flat key unto front
and
untuned piano but this play
very loud
it's reminiscent of the things
that both
of us have bought which is
these these
these sound makers that are
using some
classrooms to get attention
oh remember that yeah I have
the big I
have the big Zenergy chime
right here
there's energy anyway yeah get
jacked up
or get your attention it does
get your
attention it's just worth sure
it does
and then they bring this up I
just think
it was a completely stupid
campaign I
hope you have something more
than that
because I just think it was a
amateur
hour from some agency up there
and South
Dakota J you know we could be
as good as
New York we can do this sort of
thing
and a SLIC it's not as sleep
sleazy
production so nice well done
well done
it's just messaging that's the
problem I
hate to disappoint but I don't
have
anything else I just thought oh
my god
am I missing something is this
some new
strategy that will really work
well it
got a lot of attention that's
the idea
then it did work yes it's a
good point
you know why are we talking
about it
so we're talking about it
because it
worked yeah that's what you
have to
assume with this like there's
ads you
know you see they're really
funny ad I
always like to do this we like
to do it
with the kids you got a really
great ad
on television everyone's
watching it and
then they ads over and you
immediately
ask what the ad was for and
they can't
remember have a name it they
can't name
the car brand or anything I
know yeah
yeah those slick ads usually
don't work
very well they get they win
prizes you
win a what do you in a little
trophy
that well don't you away now
yeah what
is the thing in the in in
France the
festival the Lyons festival
yeah there
you go
the Lyons festival
got attention so I guess maybe
that we
did was did work and they just
have to
unfortunately to be the
humorless in the
European they're staying you
know it was
a waste of money
no sir Julius on Sweden drops
rape
investigation
so I'm still not sure why he's
in jail
now but he's in jail for flight
dhaka
flight mmm-hmm yeah cuz he baby
skipped
down at his bond
Isis I'm just going through
stuff that's
left over in case anything
catches Isis
is preparing a deep fake of
al-baghdadi
alive
and I know how much video they
have of
him this is well I think we've
been
seeing deep fake alive for the
past 10
years god yeah hello dead
forever I
thought this was this just came
in just
before the show started there
was a
press release that came out
from the who
released this thing it was AFP
as all
false press NPR when an Al
Jazeera all
jumped on this on a report from
the
United Nations and I missed all
this I'm
sad because I didn't get to
download
anything or get you know maybe
someone
can still find some stuff at
archive.org
the United Nations reported
that there
are currently more than 100,000
children
in emigrated related custody
which
violates international law
and this was aimed squarely at
the
United States so everybody
jumped on it
of course until a day later
Reuters an AFP clarified that
the
numbers were actually from 2015
when
they all deleted their reports
gone yeah
wiped off the face of the net
hypocrite
yeah class hypocrites
hypocrites we have
to put up with Nancy Pelosi
clip where
she calls the United States a
continent
let's listen to this this honor
your
oath of office who we are as a
people
America as a people what is
America this
beautiful beautiful continent
from sea
to shining sea and beyond yeah
No
poor see we got see yeah I
think we're
almost there man well I can
play the
little bill bar thing then bill
bar gave
a lecture that I thought was
kind of
funny
I wanted before one of his you
know a
sympathetic group of people but
he's
lecture on politics and
religion and it
makes a few points I thought we
could
make him to be a good way to
finish the
show off with something you know
enlightening to people who are
unfamiliar with the basics this
highlights a basic disadvantage
that
conservatives have had in
contesting the
political issues of the day it
goes back
to the beginning of the Republic
it was adverted to buy that old
curmudgeonly
Federalists Fisher Ames in
several of
his essays during the early
republic and
I paraphrase in any age the
so-called
progressives treat politics as a
religion their holy mission is
to use
the coercive power of the state
to
remake man and society in their
own
image according to an abstract
ideal of
perfection whatever means they
use are
therefore justified because by
definition they are virtuous
people
pursuing a deific end they are
willing
to use any means necessary to
gain
momentary advantage in
achieving their
end regardless of the collateral
consequences and the systemic
implications they never asked
whether
the action they take could be
justified
as a general rule of conduct
equally
applicable to all sides what
would we
think if the shoe were on the
other foot
and yet we hear them
irresponsibly
tabeling proposals to do away
with the
electoral college or to pack
the courts
who's reading constitutional
norms
you know they could easily put
that on
TV
it's right goes right along
with the
excitement of everything else
yeah it
was boring but no the message
poignant
poignant it's yeah that'll be
it for the
deep constructs yawn it for
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everybody and
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill
himself
when I was growing up in
Holland in the
70s there was a large heroin
problem
people who were addicted to
heroin or
opioids that they received
method on
methadone treatments from the
government
the meth bus would literally
drive
through neighborhoods stop and
then woke
up getting the bus you know
point
ice-cream-truck it had the
jingles like
the bells ring as he goes on
the street
okay go ahead instead of those
Texas
horns would be good Rick see
that
we're having in our town hall
meetings
and house parties in different
parts of
the country what do you make it
big when
you make it really big when you
make up
this will be a tender moment in
a way
for this country and so we get
to that
tender they did one of all the
candidates by wealth and I am
literally
the least wealthy person on
this stage
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