December 12th, 2019 • 2h 53m
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like everybody Adam Curry we
did we
beat the zephyr even though
we're like
20 minutes late
well I sure haven't seen it go
by boy
it's been an interesting
interesting
little week well first of all
before you
start off without do it I'm
hoping that
by interesting you mean the
flight back
just returned from yes for a
service for
my father and yeah so as you
know it was
very busy the for booking
flights and it
was the last-minute thing so I
flew back
coach retina and normally its
coach but
oh what the hell oh sorry
windows try to restart army
stop okay
yeah well you say okay don't
update and
it opens up the settings window
like no
no misstep I always try to get
Economy
Plus or what is it something
with some
legroom it's just a little
legroom so
that was not available I knew I
was
gonna be in the middle seat of
three so
my seat mates were both my
height both
over six feet tall the one by
the window
was a pastor from
Atlanta who was hitting the
Jack Daniels
hard he's like I just took to
sleep aids
I'm gonna have some Jack
Daniels don't
even let him wake me up for the
food
yeah and he's looking at his
Bible he's
writing his sermon he's just
getting
sloshed now he had already been
on a
flight to Amsterdam from
Ethiopia so he
was pretty right right - shall
we say no
oh yeah then the guy on the
other side
to the right of me who I think
was a
dude named dad used to say all
this
right yeah is the thing was a
dude named
in big big black guy and he was
from
Nairobi and I don't know what
he had
eaten in Nairobi but it was
they mean it
I was like dude the
stewardesses were
even looking at me going like
are you
poor man for me like we all
three have
to get up if one of us had to
go to the
bathroom it was just a night
you know
falling over each other and the
arm
rests I mean they're so skinny
so I'm
basically these guys are asleep
with a
hawk and smell out of his mouth
and the
other guys just the right mess
in my
aren't I so I can't even use
the armrest
anyway yeah oh my goodness
so yeah otherwise it was quite
uneventful but yeah I will say
you know
I no longer have the global
entry system
because it's expired and I
honestly I
really don't have the $450 I
did yeah
well and so it was just to
protect you
know that make everything go
faster and
we are easier so I should you
you you
shouldn't be paying for that
they should
be giving it to you for free
well
confirm who you are I think they
actually are you know the way
it works
when you run so I flew to
Atlanta first
I'm from Atlanta Austin then
you arrive
at Atlanta and you you know you
have to
go through customs and pick up
your bag
and I see there's a line at the
Global
Entry but there's almost this
no line
there's almost nobody at the
regular
kiosks so walk right up it's
the exact
same process it's exactly the
same and
then you walk past the customs
officers
like okay nothing to declare no
good you
good you walk in I got my
suitcase
pretty quickly and then you
have to drop
your suitcase off and then this
is
usually the horrible part so
you've
already flown for nine and a
half hours
then you have to go through TSA
again
and like you know I've got all
my wires
and everything and they say oh
and
something I typically will
scoff at you
know there was one of these
Airport
agents so it's not a not a TSA
agent
just an airport security person
saying
passports out passports out
show your
passport to the picture page
and you
know if there's anything I hate
it's
being commandeered around by
someone
with zero Authority and so I'm
just
about to say something snide
she says Oh
American passport automatic
pre-check
like oh how wonderful what a
great
service I was just about the
bit sadder
so you got a pre-check
nothing checked boom right
through
nothing out it can keep your
your belt
on in your shoes it was perfect
they
don't seem to care about
security I
don't know what it is well
that's
interesting yeah it was new you
were off
you well they figured I guess
somebody
got a clue and they just say
well you
already went through security
at the
other end and of course yeah
I'm sure it
was decent the Netherlands was
American
yeah and you're like less
likely to blow
yourself up as it were and so
they why
should you be suffering they
make the
rest of the world suffer
exactly good
for us yeah so I was pretty
happy pretty
happy and yeah I'm some turned
around
but you know obviously and I
think I was
right that they did do all
kinds of
impeachment stuff on Monday and
then
again on Wednesday and then we
had the
IG report so there was just
lots of
reading and lots of you know
watching it
you know let me just say
something when
the current Dvorak Consulting
Group hand
out you know clearly useful
information
about this horrible TV show
they've been
putting on which has been
ruining
ratings for everybody you know
we made
it very clear that this is a
problem and so instead of
contracting us
and bringing us in and letting
us spruce
it up they decide to do it
themselves
with clips so they decide to
flake clips
now during the hearing which
was there
was no one Manning the board
properly
the clip started too early
they didn't switch the video
feed the
sound wasn't working they
should have
brought us in yeah well they
didn't but
you saw this I read that when
it come to
the Senate hearings which were
much more
entertaining yeah I agree which
is Lindy
grant Lindsey Graham I'm sorry
his name
from now on is Lindy Lindy
great was
Graham carrying it is doing a
great job
and it was funnier
yeah but Lindy Lindy has a
problem Lindy
has a problem and it came out
on he was
doing the show with the
original money
honey with Maria Bartiromo and
he says
something in there because you
know of
course this has to wrap up that
it has
to go to the Senate and Lindy
Lindy will
I guess we'll be running part
of that
because he's the Intelligence
Committee
for the Senate I think his
intelligence
you know that's burr yeah
that's the one
you want to listen to what he
said about
this and there's a couple of
gotchas in
here which lead me to believe
he has a
problem but here's what I'm
gonna do
with the trial I'm trying to
get his
over over as quickly as possible
listen to what the house case
let them
present their case and if
there's
nothing new and dramatic I
would be
ready to vote and we can do all
this
other stuff to congressional
oversight
so are you saying you're not
gonna have
people come down I'm saying
that I'm
going to end this as quickly as
as I can
for the good of the country
when 51 of us say we've heard
enough the
trial is going to end the
president's
going to be acquitted he may
want to
call schiff he may want to call
hunter
biden he may want to call joe
biden but
here's my advice to the
president if the
Senate is ready to vote and
ready to
quit you you should celebrate
that and
we can look at this other stuff
out
of impeachment notice what he's
talking
about here is all the Ukraine
stuff the
hunter Biden the corruption
which I
believe is much bigger than
anyone's
letting on and here's Lynn Lynn
Lindy
saying you know we'll just do
all that
stuff in oversight we just
let's go
right to it you get acquitted
that's why
that's clearly what he wants he
doesn't
want a big show trial
impeachment is
tearing the country apart I
don't want
to give it any more credibility
than it
deserves well it's interesting
that you
say that because I mean all of
this time
yes they're trying to rush this
through
the Democrats want to get this
done
before the end of the year and
before
the Iowa caucuses and before we
get
learned more about the IG
report and yet
there seems to have been a
wrecking ball
thrown at our democracy with
Adam Schiff
getting people's phone records
I mean
what do you think about that
shift
getting the phone records of
Jeff and
Nunez of John Solomon I think
it's
dangerous what he did who was I
think
looking at Rudy and found out
Rudy made
some calls to these folks he's
not
allowed to make these phone
calls so he
certainly can but here's what
our
tourism ship do you really want
to start
calling other members of
Republicans
members of Congress and
oversight do you
want me to call you to the
Senate as
part of Senate oversight where
does this
is because I'm not gonna
participate in
things I think will destroy the
country
I'm not going to call a bunch
of House
members to come to the Senate
as part of
oversight now if you're a House
member
and you participated and you
participated in what lyndie
participated
in the corruption in Ukraine in
the
money
Boomerang listen again how it he
swallows it and it is part of
oversight
now if you're a House member
and you
participated and you're not
subject
you're not above the law we're
not gonna
turn the Senate into a circus
and I
would tell ship what you're
doing is
very dangerous for separation
of powers
remember Lindy was McCain's but
boy the
but buddies and they were both
involved
in Ukraine they were both there
they
know what's going on and I have
some
other information and clips
later that
will maybe lead us down more of
the path
as to what actually happened
but I know
that you got a lot of clips from
different
from the IG hearing I guess yes
I thought the hearing was
entertaining I
said there's some good stuff
and then
there was the revelation which
was not
brought up until now about the
one
lawyer they have this god I
gotta get
his name well he's Lindsey
Lindy Lindy
mentions him and we should
probably go
over that this is the and these
we refer
to in the IG report as lawyer
number two mm-hmm and I had and
he's a
real and he's a pretty much I
would say
a bad actor if there ever was
yeah and he the funny thing
about this
guy is if they have a good
article I
references
sorry I'm referenced it on
Twitter I
should have put it in a
newsletter an
article in heavy there's a kind
of heavy
heavy dot-com sure that come
heavy baby
they found out who it was a
bunch of
photos I'm he's a Michigan
State Alumni
graduated from the Law School
in 2007
he's recently he's a very young
guys a
millennial looks like it you
chopped out
quite a business you went to to
what to
washington DC it was kind of
skinny and
he looked when he was thin and
he just
graduated he was a dead ringer
for john
oliver oh really
dead ringer Wow and the funny
thing is
I'm thinking now which is
there's some
genetic thing maybe that we're
dealing
with here with this kind of
Trump pate
and some people genetically
you're
looking at you Jerry Nadler is
that what
you're saying but now there's
another
another example of something
else but so
this guy Amanda chatroom give
us the
name of this guy you must
address them
as trolls and then they will
help you
she's got roles give me a hand
here with
the guy's name god I can go
look lawyer
number two trolls okay keep
going okay
so he apparently this guy was
all in he
had they have some good tweets
from I'm
talking about how this is
terrible and
I'm gonna you know I've had to
have some
of these tweets to see if I can
find my
own I do i you know what while
you're
looking for that I just wanted
to I just
wanted to say for me the most
important
important things
for this show is not so much the
impeachment yeah I mean and
it's good
it's fun it's fun to talk to but
having read this report when we
agreed
to the Weisse Act the Foreign
Intelligence Surveillance Act
this was a
you know it was very big deal
I'm old
enough to remember because we
were
basically saying the Fourth
Amendment
doesn't count if it's about
terrorism so
if we can prove and there's all
these
strict rules it's a secret
court I know
when I supposed to have secret
courts
but it would never ever ever be
abused
the process was set that to me
is what
is is his out is just
outrageous when
you when you when you read
through what
the FBI did they should shut
this court
down and here's let me play
this clip IG
report Graham on FIS I'm a
pretty
hawkish guy but if the court
doesn't
take corrective action and do
something
about being manipulated and
lied to you
will lose my support I know a
lot about
what's going on out there to
hurt us and
they're real threats and
they're real
agents and they're really bad
actors out
there I'd hate to lose the
ability of
the FISA Court to operate at a
time
probably when we need it the
most but
after your report I have serious
concerns about whether the FISA
Court
can continue unless there's
fundamental
reform after your report I
think we need
to rewrite the rules of how you
start a
counterintelligence
investigation and
the checks and balances that we
need mr.
Horwitz and for us to do
justice to your
report we have to do more than
try to
shade this report one way of
the other
we have to address the
underlying
problem of a system in the
hands of a
few bad people and do a lot of
damage
well I mean it's on page 14 of
the
report and you know it's
categorized I
think chicken shitted Lee as 17
missteps
irregularities know that we're
lying to
get a warrant to spy on Carter
pate
doesn't matter an American
citizen it
could have been
and you have no recourse that's
what
it's brought up on the
investigation but
I'm gonna raise Kevin clang
Smith CLI
and es mi th yeah hey thanks
trolls yeah
good work here's an example of
a back
and forth with him and one of
his
partners on on I am okay an FBI
attorney
- I'm just devastated this is
ed by the
way the octo just mentioned
this is
client Smith Kline Smith says
I'm just
devastated I can't wait until I
can
leave today this right after
Trump got
elected I'm devastated I can't
wait
until I can leave stop stop
stop stop
stop
could you put a little acting
into it
I'm just devastated I can't
wait I can't
wait until I can leave today
and just
shut off the world for the next
four
days FBI employee responds why
are you
devastated another FBI employee
responds
yes I'm not watching TV for
four years
and that client Smith says I
just can't
imagine a systematic
disassembly of the
progress we have made oh yeah
we we we
just got out of college you just
graduated what are they
teaching people
at Michigan State well we made
I can't
imagine the disassembly the
price we
made we made over the last
eight years
ACA
is gone who knows if the
rhetoric about
deporting people walls and
crackin and
the other crap is true I
honestly feel
that there's going to be a lot
more than
gun issues to the crazies one
finally
this is the Tea Party on
steroids
and the GOP is going to be lost
they
have to deal with an incumbent
in four
years we have to fight this
again yeah
also Pence is stupid was that
your
editorializing or was that in
the end
well true but again these guys
these
guys have been brainwashed by
their
colleges yeah I mean if this
guy was
older and did this I would you
know I'd
take a little less of him and a
little
but I'm blaming the schools he
went to
he was brainwashed coming out of
Michigan state of all places
which has
issues I mean that Michigan
State was
the stronghold of where that
guy was the
the creepy doctor was that that
examined
all the gymnasts hmm he was out
of
Michigan State the school is
somehow
corrupt and I'm very it's just
like to
see this from this guy this
this Klein
Smith character and then to see
the
article and heavy about him
with all the
pictures of him wearing
michigan state
gear
and goofing around with this
kind of six
o'clock hipster shadow it's very
disturbing that these kids are
out there
and they and they got into
positions of
power where they could do what
I'm going
to talk about in the or I'm not
gonna
talk about but Lindsey Graham
is gonna
talk about it in the following
clips and
this is and I thought this is
the worst
that this is one of the worst
things
I've ever heard personally so
okay what
we got here well okay let's
start with
IG report Graham Carter page one
there's a guy named Klein Smith
who
eventually alters an email from
the CIA
through the Department of
Justice and
FBI and mr. Horwitz's and team
found
this out and how they did it
I'll never
know I'm jumping ahead here but
when you
read this report what they find
is that a lawyer supervising
the Pfizer
process at the FBI
according to mr. Horowitz
doctored an
email from the CIA to the FBI
and he's
going to be referred for
criminal
prosecution why is that
important
Lindsay drive-in Lindsay
dropped a tea
oh I by the way what he always
does I
think it's a lot of southerners
dropped
the tea all right well let's
continue
with the ad to the FBI and he's
going to
be referred for criminal
prosecution why
is that important
Carter Paige who's been on the
receiving
end of all this the foundation
to
believe he was a foreign agent
comes
from a dossier that we'll talk
about in
a minute in that dossier
provided by
Christopher steel and we'll
talk about
him in a minute
they claimed that Carter page
meets with
three people known to be
Russians
Russian agents people
associated with
Russia
Carter page while being
wiretapped by
his government says I don't
know two of
these people and to this day
there's no
proof that he ever met two of
those
three the third person he says
yeah I
met him I told the CIA about my
meeting
because I was a source for the
CIA
here's what gets me you and I
have been
talking about this for as long
as it's
been going on we've gone over
all of
this we knew all this it was in
the
original reports it's taken you
know a
year since it wasn't that even
in the
Mahler report I mean it's this
is so
again in fact even Andrea
Mitchell
thought it was egregious and
she's at
NBC on but there were very clear
mistakes made by the FBI
this is the first approval and
subsequent reproval submissions
for
authorization by the FISA Court
that
special security judge who
approved
surveillance and a particular
point was
something that is pretty
egregious which
is the altering of a document
to not
inform the court and jannat
inform
others that call the page who
was a
former associate Trump campaign
associate of the president was
actually
also at times a confidential
source of
the CIA and knock her term it
term usage
is unbelievable she says to not
inform
which she should have said was
Miss Lee
yes and she said it was a
mistake and it
wasn't a mistake it's done on
purpose of
course
now who are these people
covering up for
and why are they covering up
for this
Klein Smith bozo John I think
it's so
much bigger than we realize
well it's
definitely pretty big and
people like
when she says which would sheet
the
words she used were very
carefully
mislead and anyway back to my
flip yes
I'm sorry
well that clip was over you're
clipping
okay well then we go to okay
that was so
but now oh no it happened which
was fine
see guy was a CIA guy he
bitched and
moaned he says I work for the
CIA I met
with this Russian guy but I
told you see
I a bond so they you know I was
working
with them know that no it
actually asked
him to go he that guy had a
lecture at a
conference and they exchanged
cards and
that was the extent of it but
the point
was is that he kept saying this
and then
so the FBI got wind of it and
eventually
they said what would she's the
CIA
excuses like not gonna help us
here and
they told Klein Smith which I
think
maybe in the second clip he
explains
this climb is told to check it
out
because I'm sorry
what no I started the clip I
thought you
were cute play play the clip
because I
was a source for the CIA so
they would
have you believed that Carter
page is
working against our government
not with
our government so Carter page
in the
summer of 2017 is trying to
tell anybody
and everybody I was working
with the CIA
I reported my contact with this
person
and nobody believed him the CIA
had told
the FBI it was true earlier but
it never
made it through the system
somebody got so rattled at the
FBI BS
mr. Klein Smith to check it out
he
checks it out he communicates
with the
CIA
his Carter page a source for
you and an
email exchange they say yes he
is what
does mr. Klein Smith do he
alters the
email to say no he's not and
you caught
him I don't know how you caught
him
because you got it dig into the
email chain it would be like
getting a
lab report from the FBI the
fingerprints
don't match and the agent says
they do
that's how bad this is no nice
analogy
Lindy good one yeah but this is
you know
I think that a lot of younger
people and
I'm just gonna play old guy cuz
I might
as well give in to it
don't really realize what all
of this
means and it's not just not
being
reported on to inform you
really what's
happening but again this was a
huge
exception to the Constitution
to allow
this to take place for
surveillance with
appropriate warrants and and
just as he
said to have the FBI change
that I mean
even the report from Horowitz
the fact
that Carter had worked with the
CIA was
redacted out I mean they're all
protecting each other it's it's
really a
great is disgusting and
dangerous
oh it's incredibly dangerous
and people
like this Klein Smith and the
others are
currently coming out of these
colleges
right now and I would put
Berkeley who
of course are being recruited
in the
schools themselves let's be
honest about
it then it what's coming they
don't come
now other recruit start 35,000
students
at these schools they're not
all being
recruited no talking about the
average
student coming out going into
the
workforce not somebody that's
recruited
for the CIA the FBI or anybody
else and
they come out with these ideas
that do
well you know the right is
whatever you
do is right right you know
you're just
doing the right thing for the
right
reasons because you're what you
think is
reality which was expressed in
this
guy's little commentary and and
by the
way the thing that shows up a
lot and
client Smith was part of this
was every
was the concept of the unwashed
masses
there's a superiority a complex
that
comes out of these come out
thing at all
yes smart I could what did one
is drunk
said it he says I went to a
wall while I
think I have it on one these
clips I
went to a Walmart and I could
smell I
could smell that from pers yes
yes and
Kleinschmidt did the same thing
he had
some illusions about calling I
think he
call people pieces of shit who
work for
her work devoted for trunk like
this is
the kind of arrogance that's
that the
schools are creating by by
separating
and creating a separation
between these
are not intellectuals coming
out of
these schools but celeb
separating these
people to make them think
they're
intellectuals from the hoi
polloi yeah
there's some more clips all
right let me
play one from Lindy because
Lindy called
it although the analogy is is
too old
for anyone to care to your team
you are
able to uncover and discover
abuse of
power I never believed would
actually
exist in 2019 how bad is it
is this it was is was as it
Jagger Hoover came back to life
and
stole my dress exactly people
you should
look up J Edgar Hoover you
might learn
something now here's I got a
one clip
here that say yeah a series of
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a gram reading the page struck
off back
and forth he doesn't do a great
job of
reading these because you
sometimes you
lose track of who's talking
but it is pretty funny and
includes some
of the stuff about this stinky
voters
the stinky Republicans August
26 2016
just went to southern just went
to a
southern Virginia Walmart I
could smell
the Trump support people in
charge
October 11 2016 currently
fighting was
Stu for the FISA Stu was a
lawyer who
thought this thing was not on
the
up-and-up stood his ground
until he
couldn't stand it anymore
eventually got run over October
the 19th
I'm all riled up Trump is an
effing
idiot is unable to provide a
coherent
answer the new york times
probability
numbers are dropping every day
i'm
scared for our organization
November the
3rd 2016 oh my god this is
effing
terrifying representing an
article
entitled a victory by Trump
remains
possible November the 9th 2016
are you
ever going to give out your
calendars
some kind of depressing maybe
it should
be the first meeting of the
secret
society November the 13th I
brought all
the I bought all the
president's men I
figure I needed to brush up on
Watergate
November the 13th 2016 finally
to wait
two pages away from finishing
all the
president's men page destruct
did you
know the president resigns at
the end
struck what God that would be
so lucky a
couple of things one he said
the dude
was patient struck and he
didn't let us
know the last part was page 2
struck but
which is Lisa page he says this
would be
so bad for our organization if
Trump won
and he's in the FBI what does
that mean
it was never explained well
what I find
here's here's that here's the
problem
that
we've already passed really
clearly what
was going to be in this report
and was
was known to certain people
directly FBI guys like orders
like Comey
and that the one line is in
there that
there was no evidence of bias
no written
or testimonial evidence well of
course
not no one's gonna say hey I'm
biased by
the way and and that was used
to jump
the gun and flood the airwaves
with Oh
probably blue Comey had his
op-ed ready
to go I don't even know if any
of this
registers at this point I think
they did
a very good job of a protection
airy
measure everybody was on TV
everybody
was talking about how totally
exonerated
all good and now it's it's it's
almost
how stupid can you get where the
Democrats are saying Oh read
the report
just read the model report now
Republicans are going read the
report
read the horlicks report and
guess what
nobody except you and I read
the report
I had no hope I don't have to
guess now
I just wanted the last comment
I have on
that particular clip was the
one that
really caught my attention
which was
Lisa Paige was reading all the
President's Men yes now I don't
know if
this was a joke that he would
have been
that he resigns at the end you
mean yeah
she says Oh Nik sin' resigned
at the end
of all this now it's easy to
say well we
know what happened you were
there
because I was you know it
wasn't I
remember I remember but what's
the age
of Lisa Paige what's the agent
it's like
this this character me they
don't even
they don't even have the basic
history
is that what you're like Smith
they
don't have because they're not
taught
history anymore
they're taught gender studies I
can I'm
throwing this at the
universities what
oh that's great me though that's
terrific
born in I know born in 1980
Lisa Paige was born in 1980 yep
okay so
Lisa Paige what is it by
tonight so she
had to be it'd be 1995 before
she was a
15 year old yeah so she would
have no
knowledge of the Nixon no no
what what
was he surprised that he quit
because he
was never taught any of this in
school
no no no she was taught that he
was
impeached trust me that's what
she was
taught
yes you're probably right
because most
people think that that's why I
know it's
out there Oh
Nixon was impeached well no
actually
when the articles came through
and he
lost the now lost he lost the
lawsuit he
resigned but that's not how it
went down
in history well that way it's
taught
it's kind of like you know we
all know
who you're coming at her she
crushes 15
and 95 so she graduated
probably from
college around 2002 yeah again
the same
group as this client Smith guy
he
graduated from die think
initiative
around 2002 that era he
graduated in law
school in 2007 so these people
are all
from the exact same era now I'm
stupid
a-holes that the university's
misled and
brainwashed they grin they've
got good
jobs because they were probably
pretty
smart they got straight A's and
Gender
Studies and everything went
fucking
swimmingly but they were idiots
and and
besides being idiots this is
arrogance
about the general public oh
these people
are so dumb well that's your
Ivy League
school
that's your Ivy League schools
we're
dumb people go with family
connections
and they come out and they roll
right
into the workforce and you know
get jobs
like on CNN like Cuomo he went
to Yale
he was that guy went to Yale I
think
Paige also Yale maybe Harvard
as well
these are these are not great
schools
anymore if I don't know if they
ever
were but their propaganda
factories
that's what it looks like but
the result
is what we're seeing here this
is the
untold story are these people
how did
they get this way how did Klein
Smith
get this way and he didn't go
to the Ivy
League schools you went to
Michigan
State right well then yeah you
get what
you pay for I guess
well he was higher up than the
other
ones really all right little
you look a
lot like John Oliver I think
you're
going places
so anyway yeah it's very I find
it
distressing so let's go to the
debunking
the dossier series of three
clips this
is again but Lindsey's done
here Lindy
has done is do a good narrative
he
presents a good narrative he's
kind of
loses Trekkie when he does his
he does a
pretty good job I agree he does
a better
job than shifts well shift made
some
cool stuff up which really
stuck I mean
let's be honest about it well
yeah well
he's yesterday as a fiction
writer
before you play before you I
just want
to read I just got to read this
cuz it
cracked me up just to give you
an idea
of how insane it's become in in
medial
and this is Wired magazine now
I'm sure
wire does a bunch of lefties a
bunch of
nut jobs but when you know it
has to be
so but by now it is yeah I'll
just read
this and this who wrote this
this fine
piece I can't find Monday's
split screen
drama as the House Judiciary
Company
Wade impeachment charges against
President Trump and as the
Justice
Department's inspector general
released
a 476 page report on the FBI's
handling
of its 2016 investigation into
Trump's
campaign made one truth of the
modern
world inescapable the lies and
obfuscation forwarded at
infinitum on
Fox News posed a dangerous
threat to the
national security of the United
States
that's how stupid this has
become Wired
magazine I used to be proud to
be
featured in Wired like this is
a cool
magazine and now and now they
literally
say the facts of both dramas
were clear
to objective viewers in the one
instance
there's conclusive and
surprisingly
consistent evidence that
President Trump
pushed Ukraine to concoct dirt
on a
domestic political rival Wow
where'd
that come
that's from shift that's that's
why I
brought it up shitty made it up
made it
up and now that is in Wired
magazine
there who wrote this piece of
crude
Garret graph let's see question
is who's
the editor of Wired magazine
that would
let that go through it as
clearly
inaccurate yes I'm just making
the point
that this is a much bigger
problem in
just the universities it's
people have
taken these people came from
Silicon
Valley no these people at Wired
magazine
came from that same university
system i
bitching you're right they came
from
harvard i think didn't it start
in
harvard wasn't it boston
massachusetts
on a wire did origins are wired
have got
nothing to do with the current
iteration
believe me okay
Emmys and it's beside the point
where it
origin origin it is the people
that that
that are their staff it today
they all
came from these they're all
good college
graduates and they've all been
through
the same system that brought
this client
smith too into existence where
you going
now you study gender studies
you come
out saying there's 72 genders
there's
nothing wrong with thinking
that way and
whatever elder nonsense you get
you
don't get any real American
history and
political science is just all
about
activism alright let's move
into the
report debunking alright start
with clip
1 he's got an axe to grind he's
on the
payroll of the opposing party
take
anything he says with a grain
of salt in
January 2017 the FBI figures
out who the
sub source of the steel dossier
is what
you need to know this is not
what still
found himself this is what he
gathered
from one person they finally
found out
who this one person is they go
talk to
him in January 2017 five people
interview the primary sub
source the guy
that provided steel with
everything and
they showed him the dossier
read pages
186 to 190 what does the
Russian guy
tell the FBI
the FBI bought dossier that
still
misstated or exaggerated the
prime sub
sources statements that Trump's
alleged
sexual activities at the
ritz-carlton
hotel in Moscow was rumor and
speculation he went on to say
he heard
it at a bar and in the report it
suggests that a Western
employee of the
ritz-carlton confirmed this
escapade by
then a private citizen Trump
when he
read that he says that's not
true
I never told steel that
somebody working
for the ritz-carlton confirmed
this I
heard it at a bar primary sub
source
stated that he never expected
still to
put the primary sources
statements in
reports or present them as
facts they
were word of mouth and hearsay
conversations had with friends
over
beers where statements made in
jest that
should be taken with a grain of
salt
so in January 2017 the person
who did
all the assembling of the
information
for the now famous steel of
Steel
dossier tells the FBI i disavow
everything in there just so we
don't
fall into the same trap as the
bad TV
show these guys put on I'm
going to
spruce up your clips with some
impeachment interstitials
honestly never
thought these words would come
out of my
mouth but I don't know whether
the
current president night states
with his
prostitutes peeing on each
other in
Moscow in 2013 it's possible
that I
just throwing that in there
just to
spruce it up that's call me oh
let's
call me with it he did no of
course he's
lying that's why I'm throwing
it in ya
good would that worked go ahead
and
continue yeah okay yeah you can
go with
and I'll do the next one when
you're
ready and then do another clip
oh we're
done with that clip yeah we're
done with
that clip okay kept me short
yeah the
best part is coming that's
there's a
part in here that is just I I
thought it
was genius I mean it's one hand
these
guys are total douche bags but
on the
other hand there's a there's a
moment of
genius and I think it's in this
clip
tells the FBI i disavow
everything in
there now what should happen
timeout
let's reassess maybe we got
this wrong
what would you hope to happen
that the FBI would slow down
because
this is the
outcome-determinative
document that's just had a hole
blown
through it they don't slow down
they use
the document that now know to
be a bunch
of garbage twice more to get a
warning
against Carter page
I hope Carter page gets a
lawyer and
sues the hell are the
Department of
Justice in FBI two more
warrants were
obtained by the department
justice an
FBI after being told in January
by the
Russian guys all a bunch of
bull but it
gets worse here's how they
describe the
interview to the court the FBI
found
that the Russian based sub
source to be
truthful and cooperative
nothing about
it oh by the way he said
everything in
there is a bunch of bull you
knew in
January 2017 if there was no
doubt
before you know by the guy who
prepared
it that he disavowed everything
it's not
true it's a grain of salt you
shouldn't
I didn't say all these things
instead of
stopping they keep going and
instead of
telling the court the court the
truth
what they're required to do
they lie to
the court you know I love
Lindsay man
but he he'll do anything to not
talk
about anything important he's
well this
is I believe that there's
something very
important in here and I think
it was one
of the greatest Buffalo jobs
I've
never even considered this idea
and this
a lot of large part of the
problem has
to do with these rubber stamp
judges
that run the fisa cry right is
that did
you talk to the source yes we
talked to
the source and what can you
tell me
about that he was truthful just
like
Nancy Pelosi is prayerful and
he was
truthful and cooperative oh ok
that's
great good to go
no one but if the judge should
have said
so he confirmed this report no
no that's
that's a given they that's part
of the
rules as the judge shouldn't
even have
to ask that's that's part of
this
assumed yeah you're not trying
to trick
the judge
well this assumption is
bullcrap they
have to pull this vise of
course down
these things are they're
illegal yeah
but but this is when this
examples got
to be only one out of a
thousand oh well
hopefully this will eventually
come to
light because remember Keith
Alexander
general Alexander of the NSA
shut down
access to the to the big
database
because there were all these
jabroni
zahl these FBI consultants and
contractors who are doing all
of this
they were uncovering everything
at the
behest of Susan powers rice
Condoleezza
Rice and the State Department
rise that
Condoleezza Rice that Susan
Rice I'm
sorry so you know yeah powers
and
Samantha powers and Susan Rice
and it
was it was a lot I mean that's
that all
of this is mm yeah and you know
it every
come every country gets the
government
she deserves and this is what
we've got
and an ultra mom from Jerry
Nadler we
cannot rely on an election to
solve our
problems that's right okay
onward rapid
a third chip why do you think
they kept
going maybe because they were
on a
mission not to protect Trump
but to
protect us from trouble that's
what they
were trying to protect all of us
mentally people from Donald
that's what
this is about what you believe
it or not
I believe it and you know what
it could
happen yell next time there's
some
pretty passionate people on our
side
that I wouldn't want to be
investigating
any of you so what happens next
they get a warrant twice more
when they
noticed a bunch of garbage they
lied to
the court about the actual
interview I
don't know what McCadden called
me new
but I'm dying to find out and
should
they have known
uh there were some yes dams
just say
that's I mean there are some
other good
stuff in there there's a couple
of I
have some entertaining mole
mostly
reiteration of what he brought
up I have
a couple of entertaining
moments you
know there was there was always
a little
bit of strife and you know
Nadler was
trying to keep the order and
people are
yapping and saying yes Adler
wasn't that
disappearing he's in this
congressional
no this is this is the
congressional
hearing sorry yeah but it's
still funny
this would be able to pass the
exam and
mr. Burke like he's being able
to cross
him and the opposed he's not
that's a
point of inquiry not shout out
in the
middle of testimony you need to
call
balls and strikes the right way
you
don't interrupt either one of
them and
your witness stop the hammering
out
there who's that it was it was
actually
sent to me produced Joe does
universe
showed up again yes I saw this
here it
is four hundred and thirty four
pages of
facts interesting facts but the
day new
mom the resolution is pretty
bad because
Michael Horowitz does once
again what he
did with struck and page and
the email
server investigation of Hillary
Clinton
he will not pull the trigger on
the FBI
and senior DOJ officials he
says with a
straight face that there was a
legitimate predicate to run a
counterintelligence
investigation
against the Trump campaign and
Donald
Trump and you know what that's
based on
a conversation between George
papadopolis and a former
Australian
ambassador Alexander Downer
and the information that
Papadopoulos
gave downer was information
that was fed
to Papadopoulos by a CIA spy
Joseph
Mifsud to conclude as Horowitz
does that
there was a legitimate basis
for a
counterintelligence
investigation
against the president is
ludicrous it is
an embarrassment to the
Department of
Justice
I don't
how Horowitz can hold his head
high let
me follow up yeah because of
course we
did not get the thousands of
sealed
indictments there is something
there is
something else to point out
here the
methodology of today's modern
FBI we
followed this throughout the
course of
this show what did they do when
there's
because they all want to be
heroes they
all want to be the FBI guy
whatever the
pronto what it is what's going
on there
or if it's just pure legacy
from J Edgar
Hoover it's got to be some of
that but
that you know they'll find a
semi-retarded
guy yeah who posted something
on Twitter
like you know like the ISIS and
then
instead of doing something
about it they
go ahead this guy looks pretty
retarded
I know let's give him some fake
bombs
and let's string him along for
three
months it's the same thing
usually six
to nine months but it's the
same thing
all they want is to be the
heroes and
catch everybody and and they'll
do
whatever it takes to get the
outcome
that they want and so it's not
just the
FISA they're the courts it's
it's the
entire FBI and CIA is just as
corrupt
and rotten as well there's a
embarrassments embarrassments of
intelligence agencies but I'll
tell you
something else that really blew
me away
Nancy Pelosi she did the town
hall on
CNN after she announced the the
articles
were approved to move ahead and
she
talks about not impeaching or
she's
actually asked a question
why didn't you impeach or vote
to
impeach George W Bush when he
clearly
lied about Iraq and when I
heard this
answer and maybe she's just so
frazzled
she's she's messing up the
timeline but
it really it really disturbed
me speaker
Pelosi you resisted calls for
the
impeachment of President Bush
in 2006
and President Trump
following the Moller report
earlier this
year this time is different
why did you impose it why did
you oppose
impeachment in the past and
what is your
obligation to protect our
democracy from
the actions of our president now
thank you I was thank you for
bringing
up the question about because
when I
became Speaker the first time
there was
overwhelming called for me to
impeach
President Bush on the strength
of the
war in Iraq which are
vehemently opposed
and again not again I say again
I said
said that other places uh I
that was my will has always
intelligence
I was the ranking member on the
Intelligence Committee even
before I
became part of the leadership
of gang of
four so I knew there were no
nuclear
weapons in Iraq it just wasn't
there but
they had to show us that show
the Ganga
for all the intelligence they
had the
intelligence did not show that
that that
was the case so I knew it was a
misrepresentation to the public
but if
she knew it was a
misrepresentation to
the public why did she let us
go to war
people died oh I knew it was
bullshit I
knew it right away and then she
even
says this having said that it
was a in
my view not a ground for
impatient not a
Wow hundreds of thousands of
people died
who destroyed entire countries
based
upon a lie
she knew it the Gang of Four
knew it but
yet it wasn't impeachable yeah
we knew
they couldn't prove it but
whatevs
that's the arrogance that
bothers me did
get him out that's really really
horrible and maybe her timeline
is maybe
she's confused but it sounds to
me like
she knew it going in
unbelievable yeah yes a
different
situation because and as other
analysts
might have it this is the new
era when
you have the AOC and the gang of
whatever the new gang of four
the score
the squad is the most
misogynistic thing
I've said today the squat nice
and they
and they see that the writing
on the
wall and you have these new
people that
are coming up and they would
put again I
would keep mentioning this
Klein Smith
guy and the rest of the group
the struts
and pages or all these older
Millennials
that are uneducated for the
most part
brainwashed into thinking a
certain way
about things they really do
think
socialism is a great idea and
it's
because they've been told that
it was a
great idea believable that we
haven't
implemented it already and
capitalism is
bad and there's no reason for
borders I
mean this all this litany of
stuff
that's coming down there was
saying well
em it's just yeah except you
have a
point it's it's pathetic
so and I think Nancy's just
fallen prey
to the fact that things are
changing in
her party to be the party is
filled with
these people I mean it's like
that woman
that was that kicked herself
out of
office that I can't remember
her name
now the one in Los Angeles it
was shown
naked you know massage and her
staff hit
her office you know she's at
there naked
rubbing the guy and then she
has to quit
and then she's now she's still
floating
around saying but there's more
to be
done I want to bring it back to
the core
issue for me cuz again
impeachment or
not yeah honestly I don't care
it's good
it's good show material one way
the
other what is a real problem
for me
personally Adam curry in Texas
is the
fysop process that that that
could
happen that you know what a
great way to
actually deplete form someone
for real
you know it can just imagine
the stuff I
sometimes you imagine
thought we should check up on
you what
you're talking to poach Annika
bout on
the phone you know what you
don't put on
your podcast imagine just
imagine look
at what could be done to some
but I
don't think you have to imagine
yes
calling you and talking to you I
wouldn't talk to the guy I mean
it's
because I figure I've got you
know I've
always felt that I was in the
clunk
conversation with John
Poindexter some
years back and I know the phone
was
being listened to
so then another thing we'll
talk about
later is Afghanistan because I
think
that's also you know that's not
being
discussed at all but I want to
go back
to Ukraine for just a second
because I
believe that the reason this
has been
jumped on so voraciously is
because
there was a lot of money and
everyone
had their hand in the till and
it's the
Biden's it's Pelosi with her
son it's
Kerry with his son it's John
Brennan
it's Lindy Lindy Hop Graham
Graham it's
well McCain of course the
Kagan's the
noodle moons and that goes
right back to
back to Hillary Clinton in the
State
Department and the only outfit
that it
seems to be doing something and
they
have this reporter in Ukraine
is one
American news and I pulled two
clips
because they got an interview
with
luchenko luchenko is the
prosecutor who
was told hey you can't
prosecute these
people this is the guy that
Biden was
yelling about and they got an
interview
with him his English is
actually pretty
good and listen to what he says
about
what actually went down with
Ukraine in
an exclusive interview with one
American
News Ukrainian former
prosecutor general
yuriy lutsenko says Jovanovic
perjured
herself before Congress and
Jovanovic is
the former ambassador the the
ginger
lady America and he has the
documents to
prove it
you inherited mr. Shogun's
prosecutor
general office and describe for
us your
first interaction with the US
Embassy in
this position so I recent was
good
but then you wanna reach
visited me
ambassador Jovanovic ambassador
one I
wish and mr. Kent
they wizard me for small
negotiation no
tokens do they visit you in
your office
just curious err yes firstly I
wizard it
her in her office and then it
was the
second meeting but the first in
my
offices a visited me and we
spoke
normally and she asked me to
change some
old deputies but then she asked
me about
to close case of one person
then no it
is impossible I couldn't close
any case
without investigation so I took
a piece
of paper on my table and I I
write these
three most cases but Salinas
Casco
relation car boolean ok ok
mr. ambassador madam ambassador
let's
continue you're untouchable
list she
asked me why is so serious and
then I
this list while I am general
prosecutor
no president nor
ambassador could give mr. or
could
announce me such lists that was
the full
file so she run immediately
from the
office and my boy near office
Doris
asked me what you told her his
red face
very angry I didn't agree to
receive any
orders to open or to close
criminal
cases it's pretty clear what
he's saying
there and it corroborates and
you know
what you know no one cares to
even put
this guy in the air except one
America
News which is a pretty
insignificant
outfit and there's a second
part to this
which gets a little better fast
forward
to Adam shifts impeachment
inquiry and
Schiff called up ambassador
Jovanovic to
testify
loots anchor says he was
shocked to
watch ivanovich's testimony
when she
said she never gave him such a
list
technically says lysenko no she
never
gave him a list the list still
came from
her when the Cinco found a case
in which
seven billion dollars went to
the u.s.
via possible money-laundering
to a firm
called franklin templeton he
wanted help
from the US Justice Department
tracked
down and retrieve this money
Ambassador
yovanovich says luchenko played
the
obstruct ur I was once again
shocked
when madam Janusz told two
members of
the committee that asked me to
organize
his meeting with American
attorney
general but you know gentlemen
that
there is a procedure for this
she told the procedure that
LuthorCorp
should or even must give us and
what
topic what points he want he
wants to
discuss with American law
enforcement
bodies and Johanna riche said
and he
never gave us such an
information I have
bad news for madam you inertia
this is
my letter my deputy letter to
request
for cooperation in
investigation against
the criminal organization of
Yanukovych
and regarding possible
investments in
the us-based mutual and other
funds for
the purpose of money laundering
I know
it's difficult for people to to
get into
the accent but you this is a
skill you
should learn I can see the
trolls go
ahead you know it may be slow
down your
playback it's important that
you listen
and and learn to listen to
people with
accents people listen anymore
you need
fucking subtitles for everything
seven billion dollars were sent
through
franklin templeton investments
who the
fund which everyone had an
account at
and that was US taxpayer money
that went
to Ukraine back to the fund and
that's
where everyone started putting
their
hand in the cookie jar and
that's what
he wanted to come to Washington
to talk
to the president about and
that's when
you voinovich the ambassador
and you
know started blocking
everything and
then the den the shitstorm
started
because the someone's going to
uncover
this one way or the other maybe
not in
our lifetime but it will come
out well
if you have to rely on one
American news
I know and then meanwhile you
read that
little piece of wire bitching
about Fox
Fox doesn't even put this guy
Fox is
part of the same system oh yeah
of
bullcrap
oh yeah massively so that's why
you need
your best podcast in the
universe I
guess
well yeah we try we do our part
actually
I think we do our part we do as
much as
we can and with that I'd like
to thank
you for your courage and say in
the
morning to you the man who put
the C in
Courage itself
John C Dvorak well in the
morning to you
mr. Adam curry also in the
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Jay did actually know the
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something
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time uh I
can't remember there was a
bunch of them
but they were alive there were
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but it
seems like we have more
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no man is decentralized by the
way I
should mention that Jack Dorsey
tweeted
out somebody see where is it
mm-hmm he
tweeted out he tweeted out that
he has a
small team of people working on
essentially what he was talking
about
was federating federal-aid was
farming
my worst fears I told you that
it's
Federer a turd i but what he's
gonna try
and do I'm what I'm afraid of
is he's
going to try to make his own
protocol
while there's one that's been
out there
for 10 years working quite
quite fine
and so he's gonna try and you
know do
eyes snaps course he is well
he's gonna
go with the distributed model
yeah well
because they can't they can't
handle the
load that's right it's all it
is you're
bitching that you couldn't get
Scott
Adams feeds that's right yeah
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only get one out of I think one
out of
yeah well I probably get two
out of
three of your feeds I'm gonna
give you
the whole load today yeah see
that's
what I want from Twitter the
whole load
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the whole
loads on Twitter you're right I
think
you're really right they can't
they just
can't handle it for sure there
was
something wait and now we're
talking
about it well this actually
before we
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was about associate executive
executive
producer I do want to mention
though the
den hog meeting sent me a card
oh how
nice with a chocolate see
and a sausage and that was I
think
largely organized by by Janet
yeah the
the chocolate letter is a big
deal yeah
in Netherlands and you know you
you
hopefully get one that is your
initial
well my middle initial yeah you
got to
see a good riff on it yeah
exactly
they also sent a copy of the
poem Janet
says the poem in the did you
know this
poem I can't read it but I'll
run to
read you the translation the
scent was
thinking of what to give you
yes it's
it's stippling a rhyming poem
yes and
it's a very it's it goes like
this the
same shot to dink about the
journey
south finca and that's how it
yes
you know something yeah it's
also
typical to write a poem to
someone at
the Sinterklaas holiday yes
that right
yes yes well here's how it works
it usually within families you
put in
it's like a secret santa so you
put in
your names into the into the
hat you
pull the name out and then
everyone has
already pre published their
wish list
and there's always a cap so 10
euros or
whatever it is and then you're
supposed
to make what they call a super
easy a
surprise and that means you get
creative
typically its it involves boxes
filled
with confetti and then molasses
and then
the president is inside the
molasses in
a plastic bag with the confetti
and it's
hilarious
unless it's being done in your
house
that's included a sausage
because it's a
good shaped box and I thought
it would
actually like a handcrafted
sausage is
it from the Hema is it a Hema
Vorst
I don't have it in front of me
so I
can't read labels vacuum-packed
and it's
it's got the size of a horse
penis it's
really big well it's not a it's
not like
a salami no no no but it's
curled yeah
that's probably what it is
you got a boiled seal the air
seal is
primate what's it made from
probably
pork pork pork but you boil the
back by
the way it was probably illegal
to send
that
me yes but you boil you boil
the bag and
so that's how you heat it up
and then
you want to slice it and have a
little
bit of mustard with it
oh really yeah you want Dijon
mustard
though you want now that the
sausage has
the skin on it yeah yeah you
eat that
you eat that just cut right
through it
eat it shut up and eat it don't
you
remember the war
well well that's not what I was
planning
on but Sir Luke it's there's
Johnny
there's a whole bunch of people
well that Johnny you're Johnny
I can't
tell and there's about 20
people that
scientists say I'm pretty
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four five
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email to follow need to send
off a
donation because they keep
putting it
off gonna send the ground
levels report
on what I'm seeing with my
millennial
comrades but needed to get send
this off
before I procrastinate anymore
okay when
we get your report I may have I
did
prompt did you get it out a
couple of
things that see what I have you
take a
look what I play it's right
here on the
top of my pile of printouts
it's too
long to read yeah yes
definitely war and
peace but I'll get you some of
it I was
hit in the mouth by a friend of
mine
several years ago I won't
mention their
names because they're either a
douchebag
ran an anonymous donor that's
been a
baron level but he's an OTG guy
there's
no T DT so TG Qaeda that would
never
admit to donating I'm thirty
years old
so I'm in a millennial age
group and
I've been a real estate broker
for ten
years now I'm essentially a
sales person
I realized I needed to donate
when Adam
mentioned that the best
salespeople were
wear brown shoes it's a fact
you never said best you just
said they
all do well I think I said if
you're
hiring a sales guy or gal make
sure they
way they wear brown shoes so
I'm always
looking for stilettos and on
the gals
even better stiletto
I'm essentially blonde blah
blah Blair
brown shoes so I shrugged that
off but I
looked down and realized I was
wearing
brown shoes then I thought
about it and
all of my dresses are brown the
fact man
just the same five minutes I
ended up
seeing a truck with ham radio
save lives
bumper sticker and I knew I was
gonna
stop being a douche bag no man
we had to
work him hard but we made it we
made it
happen
I always they always cave my
donation
know what I mentioned having an
up
Millennials and I thought and my
thoughts are sort of in line
with the
weather throwback that Adam
played from
the 70s oh yeah the Leonard
Nimoy yeah
boy thing yeah with the Leonard
Nimoy we
have similar problems we're not
any
different we just have enormous
platforms to bitch and moan
about them
the people pushing the
narrative of
having problems and with that
the
boomers created just have the
loudest
voices we're a small opera by
and I'm by
the way in on this idea that
the boomers
are getting blamed for
everything out of
the blue we're a small
operation I think
Trump our small operation but
our main
clients are Millennials getting
their
first homes and whores
downsizing into
one story homes also our
website for
folks in Albuquerque is n em
homies calm
n em homies yeah as if she says
nm homes
was taken by a boomer anyways
it's
getting worse
common for NM homies we're your
friends
in real estate in fact we hope
to be
closer than friends we want to
be your
homies homies nice okay
good work all right well you
summarize
the main promises across the
board is
the inability to look
objectively and
with a little humor at the
situation's
and complex debates exact says
I'm in
real estate and it's being
female-dominated as a female
dominated
business I am a big proponent
of equal
right feminism and I know that
there's a
ton of women out there that can
outwork
just about anybody that that's
probably
known as yeah I'm sure that's
true most
guys have run into those women
yes
anyways again yes I get into a
debate
with the young lady at a party
about a
wage gap argument and I
had the actually this don't get
Matt to
read this you gotta walk away
from the
distorting walk away from it
this is a good story a wage gap
argument
had the common arguments that
there's a
difference in preference in
terms of
professionals a lot of these
polls and
studies aren't the most
reliable but I
respect women a lot and the
things are
better than they've ever been
she
wouldn't even agree with me
that things
are better now for women than
they've
ever abandoned essentially it
was did I
go off no that was that I was
just doing
a little sound hit for women
ever been
essentially it was like arguing
with a
wall to defuse the argument
that began
to have quite a few on lookers
a friend
suggested touring shots for
everyone to
take so I so I said hey I'll
stop
arguing will you take a peace
shot with
me so she said yes of course
but let me
guess he only poured me half a
shot so I
had to start shouting see
that's exactly
why women make half as much as
men oh
well I thought it was funny she
threw
her phone on the ground and
stormed out
did he pick up her phone and
run after
her I don't know he does that's
the ends
there
that's a good one man yeah
waiting for
the opening it was good quick
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I play that thing that that was
gonna do
during this segment because it
just kind
of made sense it's Susan
Wojcicki Susan
Wojcicki
she's the YouTube girl right -
yeah well
she's won the egg what is it
sir gays
ex-wife sister
and she was on I think it was a
I think it was a a gaming
conference or
something
as Peter ones pissed about the D
platforming and how he makin
money and
how we not making money and I'm
too
always taking I'm taking the
side of a
these people they own these
platforms
they run the platform they're
giving you
free server space there's one
clip on
YouTube recently I saw can
hour-long
clip of Hillary laughing well
so so of
course the issue with the gifts
money
the issue with the gamers well
they have
vote they have a lot of problem
the main
problem that that they have is
they
don't give a crap about
creators in fact
calling someone who is actually
creative
a creator or in my mind is just
insulting yeah I want to stop
you there
there's also another term called
creatives that's also insulting
within
an ages I have I never like
brought this
up with I went to the one of
the Adobe
they did this big event in LA
every year
and I went to one a couple
years ago and
and they kept using this term
constantly
you creatives creatives you
create if
you created creatives you want
this two
creatives 110 they're all
talking about
them like a third party like
it's just a
bunch it's like a like peasants
yeah you
know it's like blehh blehh
Merce its
kind of cut category
yeah lepers at the bourgeoisie
yes and
so I actually asked I won't say
who they
are but I asked two very
high-end
artists that do that would
qualify as
creatives and they didn't
bother well I
don't I don't want to be called
a
creator but anyway the creators
that
YouTube does not give a crap
about you
as will be evidenced in this
clip but
what I also thought was
interesting is
that they really have no way
they're you
know they recently had to you
have to
now start marking your content
is it for
children is it 13 and under is
it
is it family safe is there
cursing is
there violence there putting
all of that
on you creators because they
can't
actually come up with any a I
artificial
intelligence that can actually
figure
out what's in your videos um
Mortal
Kombat was a big release
earlier this
year are we as gamers just
expected to
just play Minecraft and
fortnight
importantly which is gun
violence II the
problem is is that they're kind
of D
monetizing violent video games
which oh
it's pretty much every
successful video
game so they're all up in arms
because
YouTube is running away from
them but
it's really YouTube og creators
by the
way like where where does that
line
exist yeah yeah so first of all
I want
to say that I looked at the
stats
overall for gaming and for
gamers and I
say that in general and I
understand the
concerns and I'm gonna get into
that and
answer more like looking at the
staff
you'll miss it gamers are
actually in a
really good position okay
and so YouTube as a platform we
act on
behalf of our advertisers and
did you
hear that creators YouTube as a
platform
we we react on behalf of our
advertisers
not you schmuck
gamers are actually in a really
good
position okay
and so YouTube as a platform we
act on
behalf of our advertisers and
advertisers come in all
different types
of preference and preferences
in terms
of the type of content they
want to be
advertising on you have some
advertisers
you say we only want to be on
the most
safe type of content brand safe
available and then we have
other create
advertisers say we'll be on
like any
type of content as long as the
fans love
it like we'll be there and so
we have a
broad range I don't want to say
all
advertisers are the same and so
what
we've done is we've tried to on
she's
gonna do it for another minute
so we get
it she's annoying to listen to
that
enable options for our
advertisers to
figure
depending upon who they are
options for
them to advertise with the
right set of
partners and I think what we
see is that
most of our advertisers just
looking
again at the stats are
advertising and
interested in gaming and so I
looked at
what our advertisers opting out
of you
know they opt out of issues like
sensitive subjects sometimes
like you
know that would be an example of
something that's like high up
on the
list Gaming is not actually
hike on the
list the other thing that we
have done
that has been really successful
is we've
enabled a bird who have enabled
creators
to self-certify themselves
since we
can't figure out what kind of
horrible
crap you're putting together
self-certify is another word for
compliance which means that we
give you
the opportunity for you to tell
us which
which what's in your videos so
how much
profanity is in your video is
there
violence in your video and what
we've
found is that way you know
again it's
not like a free pass in any way
but
we're not gonna make any
mistakes we're
not gonna think you have
violence when
you don't really have violence
because
you're gonna tell us what's in
that
video and we're gonna trust you
or at
least we're gonna you know
makes you
fucked up there I mean we have
systems
that can check this you sure
that our
systems say the same thing you
know we
have an opportunity to for
creators to
like we checked right if
there's a
difference I check can see like
why is
there a difference yeah why
don't you
all move to bitch huge or
mastodons or
anywhere but YouTube because
you're
going to be disappointed
woman through you know you get
lucky in
these some of these companies
if I'm not
mistaken this woman is worth
almost five
hundred million dollars
oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah she was
really
eyes out there who wanna like
exploit
some rich woman I was gonna say
rich
chick but I don't know yeah
he's not a
chick night chicky man she's a
rich
woman that probably will
squander her
money on dudes while we're in
this
segment just I think there's
been a hack
at ring I got three stories
today all
similar the last one came in I
couldn't
even clip it I figured I'd just
play it
straight from straight from the
video
and that's not worth it here's
the
report a couple in suburban
Atlanta
tonight says the only reason
they bought
one of these rings security
cameras
three weeks ago was to keep an
eye on
the dog wait but on Monday
night while
the girlfriend was sleeping in
the video
you see the night shot person
laying in
bed and the hackers are coming
in and
starting to talk to you cam bed
she
heard a strange voice coming
from the
bedroom camera come on what
you're
hearing is the voice of someone
who had
hacked into their device and
may have
used a stolen password a
digital Prowler
she recorded with her cell
phone I see
the blue light come on and so
I'm
texting my boyfriend saying you
know why
are you watching he's like what
are you
talking about which is also
another
interesting little side note
the couple
doesn't want to be identified
and spoke
with our partner WSB TV in
Atlanta ring
should have the safety
precautions it's
already set in place where you
never
have to worry about it police
here are
investigating and in a
statement ring
says this is no way connected
to a
breach no compromise of their
security
and they're encouraging
customers to
change their passwords
regularly so I
really love how people are
outraged
well your ring should take care
that man
how can they allow that to
happen this
one was the best this family is
fantastic it's Sunday night
cooking and
catching up with her oldest son
through
FaceTime was on this Cape Coral
couple's
agenda we heard the siren until
the
safety measure was turned
against them
someone was using it to peer
into the
Browns private mono my main man
Jacques
it's a boy chanson knows
welcome to the
nose castle the hacker starts
talking
directly to the husband he's
like he's
doing a podcast he says welcome
to the
Noles cast which is their name
the guy's
doing a podcast on their ring
system in
their house the hacker starts
talking
directly to the husband and
wife about
their son wait so did your
child come
out black early kind of like
light-skinned I don't know I
should
mention it's a mixed-race
family who
never appears on this
three-minute
recording but Josephine brown
believes
the person manipulating their
camera was
watching for longer than he
made known
but they haven't they've been
watching
us cuz my that's the only way
you know I
had a son and the only way you
know what
he looks like the hacker
focuses only on
making racial comments spewing
from
their security camera over and
over
again your child look like an
Oreo it's
very hurtful because I mean my
son is my
ratio and the commas he made
she's upset
about the biracial racist
comments how
about the fact that you've been
hacked
lady the guys didn't look at
that yet
was really hurtful fed up with
the
hateful invasion of privacy
can you bring like a web
browser up on
your phone and then type in the
website
that I tell you the camera
batteries are
ripped out Hey go to know the
Browns
called ring immediately the
company did
not respond to my requests but
did tell
the family quote the email
address and
password of one of your external
accounts was exposed in a data
breach
ring believes someone used that
information to gain access into
their
account
Josephine says she is constantly
changing the Wi-Fi password and
believes
the company
needs to step up fixing it put
more
security stuff on there and do
more
updates on the cameras making
sure
everything you know runs the
way it's
supposed to but I don't
yeah you don't know lady
because this is
your life welcome to the Future
someone
got a hold I think they got a
hold of
the Ring database but doesn't
really
matter if people are so stupid
if your
password and your username or
email
address is stolen from
somewhere there's
a high likelihood you've used
the same
password on everything else you
own and
all you have to do is get the
ring app
and then you enter in your
email your
password and boom you're in I
mean this
is this is but there's three
reports
today with the exact same thing
happening so I have to be the
tip of the
iceberg yes and four ring to
say hers
who else is gonna embarrass
themselves
with these reports yeah this is
not a
native add believe me this is
this is
not good so I'm saying yeah
who is going to come forward
and say hey
I got hacked I'm an idiot yeah
I mean
you and then to play all this
you know
abuse of material but now there
is my
really is dumb but it's there
is this
has been predictable no oh yes
smart
refrigerator and the coffee pod
and uh
look and there's an ad right
now on you
know they you know what they
say about
Internet of Things IOT IOT
where the S
stands for security yeah I
thought that
was a good one too
but it's it's there is one
opportunity
here for us
think about how cool you get
about
money-making idea now I'm
thinking about
broadcasting our podcast through
everybody's ring ring doorbell
that's what I want guys like
this is a
good idea I can do a podcast
like you
know like the old the old
Soviet style
follow me come on
we're two point it's just the
tip of the
iceberg is gonna be a it's a I
am loving
it this is the same as the at my
favorite commercial on TV now
there's
they're pushing Amazon's
pushing the car
Alexa car on what's called yeah
is it
what is the device calls that
Alexa yeah
no they echo or which it was it
goes to
echo yeah it's the echo echo
echo car
takes the name mm-hmm and so
they have
this ad and this guy you know
so just a
dubious as this guy driving a
big
Mercedes or something and he
says and he
says Alexa
stop my podcast which I thought
was at
least a plus yeah stop my
podcast and
turn on the lights at home
oh the he's doing that he's
doing this
for his girlfriend or his wife
well they
make you think it's for him
he's coming
right home right I mean it's it
was said
turn on the sexy music playlist
Alexis
trying the lights turn on the
heat turn
up the heat and then you see
just a shot
of the door opening you think
it's him
but it's actually some his
girlfriend
his wife or someone and she
walks in and
she calls him and says Alexa
called
Jimmy his name wasn't he says
yeah he's
thanks for turning on
everything you're
sweet and I said okay and he
gets out of
his car goes to the work he's
going into
work on swing shift or
something yeah
but the whole thing is like I'm
thinking
hey Alexa turn the heat up to a
hundred
and twenty flashed the lights
for the
next half hour the worst part
is and in
that first clip is that the
girl the
girl immediately calls her
boyfriend
says why are you spying on me
believe me
everybody's doing this that's
why that's
why especially people put it
started
with the teddy bear cam and the
nanny
cam and all and they're spying
on each
other spying on you
ah are so funny
well it doesn't will come out
well no no
scenario I won't end well at
all where
this works out no I
if software is involved and
specifically
this never works out it's not
safe no no
and all software has bugs and
the
Internet of Things it's it's
it's
hysterically historically
insecure and
it's made in China so who knows
what
else is going on but people are
John
we're just yelling the clouds
my friend
it was it oh I know that but I
don't
care clouds I caught another
commercial
which was jarring for a number
of
reasons
Adam barked we know dog people
put their
dogs first even in the rain
even at 5:00 a.m.
dog people share the bed in the
blankets
and the pillows
dog people do bath time because
joy is
often muddy and messy of all
the things
we do for the health and
happiness of
our dogs and barks dog DNA test
may be
the most important get it this
holiday
season important and it's a dog
DNA test
and get it this holiday season
yeah I
saw this to effect is one of
the many
things I saw that I didn't clip
but it
included important a poor part
dog DNA
test yeah yeah the dog DNA
Chester you
know that your dog it's a chip
is what's
a ripoff it's a scam well this
is of
course dogs are people too and
this came
up with sandy sandy was doing a
little
thing
sandy OC um and that's what she
talked
to me and he was talking about
maternity
leave and as a good millennial
she
brought it right there where we
needed
her to go miss kressler you
said earlier
by the way she has the most
offensive
she learned this from some
other the all
the douchebags do it in
Congress but
this yeah let me see if I can
so John
are you are you interested in
the
molecular biology of the Frog
and you
start to answer no I'm not
really you
know you you'd answer you'd
answer
differently but it doesn't
matter
because she'll say so that's
I'll take
that as a no I'll take that as
a no so
no you're not I'll take that as
a no
you'll you'll hear it miss
Cressler you
said earlier that you don't
believe in a
minimum wage is that correct
you believe
the market should decide I
don't think
that we should take a job
opportunity
away from somebody if they're
willing to
work at a particular way to the
government is not no you don't
believe
in a minimum wage do you I take
it you
don't believe in health care as
right
either is that correct I
believe that we
should help provide access to
health
care okay do you believe
employers
should offer health care to
every
employee that that they have I
think
that is part of a benefits
package they
should determine what is the
best way
and what do the welcomes oh no
you don't
believe it should be uniformly
offered I
think it should be what workers
want and
what employers okay so the
answer is No
how what is the most common
length of
parental or family paid family
leave
that you have seen in general
it's like
six to eight weeks but it
really depends
and there's not a great there's
there's
not a great simple that tells
six weeks
um do we know how long
puppies are allowed to stay
with their
mothers after a dog has given
birth
I don't eight weeks well so the
market
has decided that women and
people who
give birth deserve less time
with their
children than a dog and I think
that
that at its core has shown that
the
market has failed to treat
people with
dignity and with basic respect
and so
when that happens I think it's
our job
as the public to redefine the
rules of
society and to peep and to
treat people
who give birth with the dignity
that
they deserve I disagree I think
it's
been very successful this is
exactly
what we want we treat dogs
better than
people it's a fact we've been
tracking
this
that was the strangest clip I
think I've
heard for a while yes that does
Cassio
Cortez dog clip back to your
point about
saying I'll take that as a no I
we did
have a clip once where somebody
said yes
and the and the Congress person
said
I'll take that as a no and I
can't
remember which person it was
but it was
one of these one of these
left-leaning
Congress women hmm that doesn't
no no I
said yes
anyway I don't know how to take
I'm
seeing if I can find it but
that's a
tough one
no way of properly labeling
that clip No
so I did get a
well I don't sit somebody's got
a new
podcast that would just switch
a little
bit mm-hmm and this is since we
bringing
this up and kind of brought it
up with
the with the anecdote about the
woman
pouring a half a shot getting
paid less
I have a couple of disturbing
clips ooh
love that so if you remember
foxy Knoxy
the Amanda Knox or whatever
name is that
she's was arrested in Italy
went four
years in jail for something she
didn't
do I'm pretty sure she didn't
do it
murdering her boyfriend in
Italy and it
was a some crazy story it's a
long story
people can look it up she has a
podcast
now on real crime a very
popular topic
in the podcast space it is
mm-hmm in
fact it turns out to be about
ten of
these podcasts are all very
popular
they're not oh there's more oh
the true
crime in podcast is very big
it's big
business and people are turning
it into
Netflix shows it's if you want
to go you
want to go true crime in fact
it's now
lawsuits by magazines
newspapers and
investigative journalists
against
podcasts who are using their
work
uncredited that's how big this
doesn't
surprise me in the least yeah
we credit
our stuff it also I was serial
yeah and
kind of that that triggered the
you oh
everyone does everyone thinks
serials
you know was a plot it was a
podcast but
there's really more of a
recording of
pretty much of Roxie foxy Roxy
who you
think would probably not call
herself
that no you think that night
they try to
tone it down a bit yeah so she
brought
in Laura this is a special
event in
front of a large audience and I
have to
assume from the response of the
audience
that's a large audience of
women mm-hmm
and do go back to the women
theme now
I'm very disturbed by these two
by the
these two clips so she brought
on Lorena
Bobbitt ha ha who cut off her
husband's
penis yeah john bobbitt and
threw it
away at the car window yeah
something
like that
and believe me I know she
brings her on
the her podcast and this is
that we get
to hear the response of the
audience
this is foxy Knoxy Lorena
Bobbitt one
her name is Lorena gallo but you
probably know her by her former
married
name Lorena Bobbitt in 1993
after
suffering years of domestic
violence and
sexual abuse by her then
husband John
she did something that shocked
us all
she made worldwide headlines
and that
turned her into a target for
abuse
harassment and the casual
cruelty of
most of us especially comedians
and
started this long overdue
conversation
about marital rape and abuse
she cut off
his dick I knew was coming so
the crowd
goes wild
that's a violent act just think
condoning violence and it's
cheered
there's a hypocrisy here at
that is a
very deep level very disease
it's very
disturbing if people listen to
this and
you think foxy Knoxy would not
have you
know after being imprisoned
falsely
imprisoned we'd have a little
more
sympathy toward this sort of
corruption
which is what just as far as I'm
concerned this is a corrupt
audience but
let's listen to what she
actually
introduces her and brings her
on stage
because she has had the courage
to
reclaim her identity her
narrative her
legacy and she's become an
advocate for
other battered women so I am
honored to
share the stage with her so
please help
me in welcoming Lorena gallo
[Applause]
all right get that microphone
yes so um
how does it feel to be sharing
the stage
with foxy Knoxy oh brother
yeah I hate my invention
podcasting is
horrible what are we by the way
that
whole Lorena Bobbitt Lorena
Bobbitt was
not so cut and dry to coin a
phrase as
it seems there was a lot of
stuff going
on I lived in Manhattan at the
time I
was on z100 in the morning so I
it was
not as simple as it sounds but
to hear
women hooting and hollering
like that
but at the same time
- not even bad and I that Harvey
Weinstein the most juiciest of
all
douchebag a-holes is going to
get off
scot-free no admission of guilt
by just
paying 25 million dollars - no
he's not
even paying it - who's paying
it Oh
oh my god I mean I just wants
it women I
can speak for both of us
we know Harvey Weinstein's we
know this
is the lowest of all low scum
this guy's
a total dick dousche knuckle
barf bag
and you're and yet it's dude
everyone's
gonna opt for the money so the
guy and
he'll be doing movies again
because of
this no no one's pressing
charges no one
wants to follow through he'll
take the
money what do you mean it's not
true
there's you play the clip okay
let's on
the same day Harvey Weinstein
used a
walker to enter the court where
he's
facing criminal charges a
potential
twenty five million dollar
settlement
with the more than 30 actresses
and
other accusers who filed civil
suits
against the former movie
producer
according to the New York Times
the time
saying Weinstein would not
admit any
wrongdoing and he wouldn't pay
accusers
but insurance companies for his
former
studio which filed for
bankruptcy would
make the payout he'll be able to
basically walk away
from almost all of those cases
without
paying any of his own money to
those
victims a quarter of the overall
settlement according to The
Times would
pay lawyers for Weinstein and
his former
company accuser Zooey Brock
tells NBC
News this settlement breaks my
heart I
have signed it only because I
have
explored every other legal
option and at
this point have found no
alternative the
advocacy group times up also
panning the
deal as too little if this is
the best
the survivors could get the
system is
broken there are also women who
are
relieved who feel like listen
there was
as these legal negotiations
went on in
the pot of money that was going
to go
towards them got smaller and
smaller
there were concerns of whether
or not
there would be any civil
settlement
reached the New York Times
reports
several high-profile accusers
would not
be part of the settlement
Weinstein's
attorneys declined to comment
on the
potential settlement he has
pleaded not
guilty to all criminal charges
earlier
today a judge raised his bail
after
criminal prosecutors said he
tampered
with his electronic ankle
monitor more
than 50 times a Weinstein
attorney told
the criminal court he's having
back
surgery tomorrow and they
insist he'll
show up for trial on January 6
it's okay
this is a settlement in the
works
meaning it's not a done deal
it's not a
done deal yet at the New York
Times
reporting that it would have to
be
approved by judges and with
some lawyers
for accusers already objecting
it's
possible it could fall apart
okay so but
still people want the money
yeah they're
all signing off on the money
again
brings up a number of issues I
think
that pleasant to discuss not
for me and
especially not if we if we do it
properly and now it's time for
sexual
harassment
see it's a segment now and
we're talking
as producer so we can say these
things
but I don't I don't like it I
don't like
the idea that he basically he
does if he
gets off with just the money he
gets
away with it
there are still criminal cases
this has
nothing to do with that
okay we'll see so where's the
where's
lime my money is that he's not
gonna be
doing any more movies oh oh
I'll take
that bet he will definitely
return to
the movie yes this is murica
baby come
back kid you anybody Nixon is a
good guy
all of a sudden
come on now please you can be
it you
know America loves a good
comeback story
yeah Matt Lauer will also come
back
they're all gonna come back it
takes
years there's always a way and
people
forget because people don't
remember
stuff they just they just
forget but for
some that arguing that point
for some
actual uncomfortable talk
there's
something there's a big story
which the
verge of all publications broke
and it
kind of falls it flows into
noodle boy
and the Millennial workforce
and I think
there's a real problem that
that I
hadn't realized but now that
I've I've
read this story I'm talking
specifically
about the CEO of a way the
luggage
company have you followed this
story I
never heard of the luggage so
the away
company it they they're like a
specialty
direct-to-consumer luggage
brand and
it's actually quite affordable
what is luggage really it's a
it's a $5
shell that they that they
stencil out in
China throw a liner in and then
you know
you put a snazzy label on it
you sell it
for 150 bucks it's it's a great
business
so these two women who were
buyers I
think they were in one of the
big one of
the big retail companies they
know they
learned a lot about how this
process
works and they started this
company away
and away has stores you can
order online
of course but they have stores
and their
whole thing is we're all about
the
customer the product isn't is is
secondary it's all about the
customer
experience they have all these
bullcrap
words you know customer
experience
professional you know they're
just rife
with all of these terms
and pouring it on thick is what
you're
trying to say yeah but and but
they
really try to keep this culture
of their
company we're all about the
customer the
customer the customer well
anyway she
was kicked out on all batch she
was
kicked non she was kicked out
of her own
firm because of the abusive
nature of
the company and herself her own
communication and this is a
three-part
series that the verge did and
as I'm
reading it you know there's
just so and
I think this is where the main
problem
stems from the all company
communication
is done in slack so there's no
email
you're not allowed to DM
everything is
done on slack channels and for
those who
don't know it it's it's
basically like a
message board where you can
create
separate topic rooms and a lot
of people
probably have this in the
organization
and because of this everything
the
workforce which is really young
into
millennial workforce everything
the
workforce gets has no context
it's just
text so people are really put
off when
the CEO Steph kori is her name
she said
the following so there's so
there's
suitcases going out that have
the wrong
initials or improper initials
for the
customer and so this is a
problem so
she's bitching on slack and she
says if
whoever is doing these luggage
tags is
brain-dead enough to package up
and send
a tag that clearly has
incomplete
letters it seems extremely
unlikely to
me that our retraining on
standard
operating procedures if going
is going
to be sufficient set of next
steps for
us to ensure that 100% of our
customers
are getting perfect luggage
tags now you
can when you read that you can
hear it
being said as whoever is doing
these
longest taxes playing dad
enough or if
you ever is doing these luggage
dice is
brain-dead enough to package
them up you
see you have no context no
voice but
believe me the kids
we're getting depressed they
started
their own special slack channel
a
private slack called hashtag
hot topics
which was filled with LGBTQ
folks I'm
citing the article and people
of color
and this woman who helped break
this in
this case he was working there
was
relieved to find she wasn't the
only one
who felt uncomfortable with a
waist
purported mission and cope
company
culture and so what were they
discussing
in the secret room I'm quoting
this
person did this not woke thing
those
people did something
insensitive in
other words it was a safe space
where
marginalized employees could
vent so as
I'm reading this I'm like oh my
god is a
bunch of weenie children who are
triggered by the boss saying
hey you
brain-dead get do your job your
job we
got to get because that's our
culture
but as I continue to read
through it and
I and I just went deeper and
deeper
here's what's happening and
it's very
dangerous for the young kids
there so
and oh by the way it's like
work on New
Year's Day work on Christmas
Eve we have
to you know everyone has to
work I'm
gonna be here you know in the
slack
well everybody send a picture
of you
working from home here's mine
you know
and she's there where the under
bed with
her with a mask on you know a
facial
mask and over because we're all
doing it
we're all working hard I think
what has
happened is because of the
instantaneous
nature of communication and
email and
now slack
it is so normal for people to
work
outside of normal working hours
that
they have turned into unwitting
slaves
of all of these companies and
this is
why you're allowed to bring
your dog to
work this is why you have food
on the
premises this is why you have a
hairdresser they these
companies which
really are pieces of shit
companies with
shit product and you know it's a
throwaway item when you think
about it
you can get a luggage anywhere
they're
working these kids to death and
controlling them with this
digital
ecosystem which keeps you
engaged 24
hours a day and they're burning
out and
they're making no money and I
have to
say I kind of feel bad for the
noodle
kids because this is not just
this one
company this is happening
everywhere it
is expected that you work 24
hours a day
you're always on the slack or
what you
know or maybe it's the Google
Docs or
whatever the hell your company
uses
whatever infrastructure and I
think it's
really it's it's harmful and I
and even
though they're not prepared to
work hard
to start off with but they're
really
being enslaved with cheap
gadgets with
cheap little trinkets and it
was it just
just today came in that the CEO
of Ford
is now letting people bring
dogs to work
in a bid to lure tech talent I
think I
think this needs to be looked
at kids
are being abused by the
technology and
these toxic cultures which are
not toxic
for the way people discuss but
they're
not prepared it's it's a text
based
company does that make any sense
well in the context of the
noodle Boyett
makes a lot of sense I'm just
trying to
digest it myself because
the missing element here is
these can
you set it more than once
you must have said it repeated
yourself
two or three times these kids
are not
prepared to work and you can
just stop
right there we've not prepared
to work
in this environment they're not
prepared
to work under these
circumstances they
don't like this boss or that I
mean I
found it seems like the boss is
just a
normal boss if you ask me but I
have
been working in work
environments with
with adults with grown men and
women
since I was in high school and
probably
before that when I was a
paperboy you
know any to man
so I've always been working all
my life
in one way or another and I
found uh you
know I could I could work
environments
well here okay but if I'm
completely
like a like just some kid fresh
out of
school I don't know what to
expect or
what JC has is works for this
very
unique company now that he is
now he's
the old man
and he talked to talks about
like I'm
gonna we're gonna take off the
next
couple days this Thanksgiving
week we
there's no reason to be working
this
week we're not gonna do get any
business
done we get plenty of business
don't we
get back pretty much did not
tow the
line with
his younger supervisor is
younger the
owners of the company said we
don't need
to be working this week so
let's all go
home and how'd that go over it
went over
fine
well because they all said oh
we can do
that by this idea okay so
imagine you
come out of school you don't
know crap
we've already established that
the big
at the beginning of this show
you have
no idea you don't have history
you've
been taught all the wrong
things you
have a debt you need to start
paying it
off you you realize that there
is no job
for what you studied in you know
political science whatever it
may be
your Gender Studies but but but
you do
understand how to use slack you
understand how how to do use
the digital
communication you're already
enslaved to
the phone and then you're given
a few
other cheap trinkets but really
no no
big salary and then your work
to death
and then it's and then you know
you get
triggered by someone saying hey
over
this brilliant brain dead
person that
was actually the first example
as used
in this article and reported on
seriously by the verge as a
toxic
culture are you kidding me
so I feel bad because not only
are they
in turn encouraged by the
writers of the
well they have a probably it
tucks it
toxic toxic culture at the
verge there's
that I wonder I wonder who
wrote it I
don't know it just struck me it
was a
big story and I I completely
missed it
but I started to read into it
like you
know this is actually very sad
this
varies it is probably not a tux
toxic
culture not at all it's just
you know
it's just working for a company
yeah
boss says hey you guys are
screwing up
stop it what am I gonna do the
boss
scolded me and but I see this
in many
companies I see this around
town there
are companies and the young
kids and
that when they have a place to
communicate that is like the
company
place and they can create a
little
secret chat room that's where
the
toxicity actually occurs
because they're
always like oh this guy sucks
that guy
said well it triggered me with
this
treatment i I think I think
that this is
this is a very bad trend let me
put it
that way and it's being
reported on as
these poor kids they you know
and then
the woman got kicked out of her
own
company
yeah just for being a normal
boss kind
of oh I'd love to do an
interview with
her well let's make it happen
now make it happen people you
said big
it happiness is terrible I'm
done what
is he trying to say
make it happen something wrong
with me
[Music]
okay
I think here's the mood what
really
needs discuss discussing I think
what really what really needs
discussing
is what can you do about it
what can you
do about what can you do to
make it so
that you don't have these
secret rooms
and all the rest of us like
just what
what's-his-name said one of the
Strucker
paid know was this other guy
the the
lawyer he says oh it's time for
the
secret society society what
we've had
today are all examples of the
absolute
downside of Technology the
struck and
page text messages they never
thought
about that they never thought I
you know
this will be this will come out
somewhere it'll be used bite me
in the
ass right so now we have the
slack thing
we have the ring thing I mean
all of the
stack all this stuff on top of
each
other and even the BBC reported
on
members of child abuse what's
app group
arrested in 11 countries what
are you
doing on what's app
communicating about
things it's a head slapper to
me it's
just we are going down the
tubes the
tubes are coming down the tubes
with all
of this stuff you know post the
wrong
thing on social media get fired
you know
there needs to be a
preparedness for
people as to what and you've
been a big
proponent of this it's what
your digital
footprint is what you're doing
what
you're leaving behind what
you're
signing up to what you're
getting
involved in I don't feel
necessarily
compelled to the teacher but I
am
noticing that this is a a trend
and it's
a trend within companies with
young
people and it's not working out
well for
these companies there's HR
issues
everywhere ah well the
companies are
suffering yes yes and the
problem is you
have a bunch of dipsh it's
working for
you you can't call them out
properly you
don't know how to do it which i
think is
the big problem yes that yes
boneheads
they come in they're all you
know they
know how to use word they know
all the
tech stuff and didn't ever
worked a job in their life and
you but
you can't really blame him for
that
because there's no jobs
available but
they don't it but they have but
they're
also so justice warriors
underneath it
all on their real expertise is
in gender
studies I got no I know I'm
beating that
joke to death no it's true it's
true and
that's true and they have any
habit
employees and they're all
working behind
the scenes to really hurt your
company
when this article hurt the
company I'm
here oh yeah got the CEO fired
you gotta
keep these people from getting
in the
company in the first place yet
work for
a volunteer organization I have
no
sympathy for these kids well I
actually
found myself sympathizing a bit
with
yeah I mean I know you do you
have more
than I do that's for sure you
don't have
to say that was such an ugly
tone in
your voice that's not necessary
I'm
triggered I'm going to my slack
anyway
just bring it used to call it
tough love
used to be a big deal now it's
like no
nobody even mentions that
anymore you
can't do that yeah you can't do
tough up
doing it plays a you suck you
stink you
know what wait wait I remember
what I
used to edit ER of info were
like
there's this there was this
writer and I
was she she came in and oh you
would
have been you would have been
in jail if
this had been I don't know what
I said
to her but I told her I told
her I was
deconstructing one of her
pieces and I
said you know the problem with
this
article is I get criticized her
and I
just wasn't gonna fire her I
didn't I
did wasn't a mark against her
she was a
good writer generally speaking
but there
was this piece of there like so
the boss
comes in later and says what
did you do
two splits her name she comes
into my
office crying do you remember
what I did
in San Francisco when we had
media yeah
you and I will be chatting
we've been
standing downstairs oh this is
you and
o'clock
it's like 10 o'clock and people
are
coming in I said we start at
8:30 here
to everyone who came scolding
these yep
we start pretty much the whole
company
yeah I said we started 8:30
yeah I you
couldn't do that these days no
I'd be it
I'd be kicked out for abusive
abusive
this is abusive it's very
abusive of you
yes that's my story I'm gonna
show my
food by donation to no agenda
imagine
all the people who could do
this oh yeah
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yes we do have a few people to
thank for
show 1198 1198 was the show
number bruce
starts us off in Anthem Arizona
with
under sixty three dollars and
84 cents
two weeks tonight hood he says
no nice
he uh interesting hold on a
second okay
good I'm glad he came in I want
to say
I'm sent a message to Bruce
Bruce you are sending your
monies to the
legacy account and I wish you
would go
to de Voort dot org slash na
and find an
appropriate boxes click and go
that way
cuz well I know what you how
you're
coming in on they old account
there's
some old links I believe that
are out
there from ten years ago and
people
still click on them I don't
know I can't
find them
yeah you just be easier for
everybody
well while we're on that topic
I hate to
bring it up but what happened
to our guy
from Australia who sent his
donation
through that new banking system
he's not
on the spreadsheet again huh
that's my
fault
okay but can't let's do that
because
he's been waiting for a month
and yeah
it did come through mm-hmm and
I meant
to send it in with the check
notices to
Eric mm-hmm but it came in at
the wrong
part of the week and I forgot
about it
because someone else used the
same
system I'm looking for the for
the note
no it's worse Australia yes it
came in
as a company name and not a
that's the
same guy no there was someone
else who
did this no I think it's the
same guy
okay I will I will resolve this
it'll be
on the next shot I promise
it'll be on
this show yeah and then I
realized not
you mentioned it well done got
all about
it as usual well done but it's
three
hundred plus dollars yes and
it's exact
it's okay the next show is
gonna be
Sunday it'll be less people
he'll be
he'll stand out more like a
sore thumb
but yes and I wanted to get
with him to
discuss how this mechanism
works because
we're looking for these payment
mechanisms that actually work
with the
bank yeah this one does but it
doesn't
come in with his name that's
what it
came in was just some good
company the
name of the company that does
did the
transfer or something I don't
know
anyway well we'll get it fixed
eventually everything gets fixed
eventually eventually Matt
Davidson
meanwhile is helping fix the
show with
one hundred forty six dollars
eighty
nine cents and he's in Hamlin
New York he had something to do
with my
12/12/12 thing he comes in
which is
crazy number and he said I had
to read
this
he says 12 times 12 times 12 12
12 point
12 times 12 anyway goes I says
too many
synchronicities of repeating 11
11 11
ratio or 1 to 11 every day for
weeks I
have to donate thank you for
that I
don't know how that works
anyway he
needs to go to come at the end
we'll
give it to him yeah
Alex Perkins 1 2 3 4 5 and he's
got it
birthday coming up I believe I
can we
just reiterate for everybody
that the
jingles okay just you can go to
Dvorak
org /na and you can read
exactly how it
works
executive producers an associate
executive producers are $200
and $300
respectively and yes that's
where we get
jingles played we don't just
for length
of the show don't take jingle
requests
underneath that not to be mean
but you
know it's just too much somehow
people
haven't figured this one out
they figure
it out and they come in late
new become
is they people don't pay
attention I had
a guy write me hey how do I get
my ring
I'm not critical I don't know
you can do
no but on every single show
right after
you do the announcements of all
the
nights you yes me on every
single show
without exception I do not
remember a
show where you didn't well it
must
unless we don't have nights
like today
no knighting but if there's a
knighting
yeah you always right you tell
the night
know how to get ring and it's a
very
simple process and no agenda
nation.com
slash rings and you will find a
form to
fill out and you fill it out
and you do
you repeat it as hundreds of
times
solid yet nobody hears it I
know but
that's just the way it is
that's why we
have to defect that's one of
the things
about our show that's why we
have to
repeat old news stories that's
why we
bring in old clips because
people forget
from months and months ago
because it's
not their job it's not the job
of the
public well here's here's a
November
every
said on this show here's
another one
and this is from Alex from
Kurrajong in
New South Wales just following
up on a
donation I made via PayPal back
on the
23rd of November I made a
donation of 52
Australian dollars which worked
out to
be $34 I am yet to hear the
donation
beer out at red out during the
second
donation segment I wasn't going
to
bother but my good mate who hit
me in
the mouth encouraged me to
follow up
I've been listening for a while
and this
was my first donation I must
admit that
I felt additional pressure to
donate as
I was attending the Cindi
Sydney meetup
a couple of days later and
could not
attend with my douche bag status
requesting a deduction at your
earliest
convenience
so I email emaki said the say
you know
we don't read anything under
$50 and you
came in under 34 so I thought
that
because it's Australian dollar
redos
that it's automatically
translated one
for one I said well that's
really only
for executive and associate
executive
producers but just think
logically if it
comes in at 34 I'm never gonna
see that
I may read your donations
because I look
through the list but that's
never gonna
pop above 50
if you're doing accounting for
knighthood you can you you can
yes yes
you can the spreadsheet that
one it's
never going to Jack let me do
some
others you've been deduced so
that's
just my point is that you know
we have
to reiterate it yeah we have to
keep
telling people that's all right
what else do we do we're
podcasters
might as well Sir Arthur gobut
say yes
guess where's Jean dump now
wait he sent
me a special note Adam after
making my
birthday donation yesterday
which i
think is what you're reading at
now
right yeah yes my mom phoned me
with the
news my dad was taken to the
hospital
the day before we still don't
know
exactly what's wrong but being
80 makes
the doctors cautious hope he's
back home
soon please give him a health
goat karma
seems to be the right sort for
living
and rural throwning it regards
barren
sir hugger of kitties protector
of
cloning and of course we're
gonna do
that course you've got he's not
listed
on the birthdays because he
never
mentioned the word birthday in
his note
yeah okay so it's seven time so
what
does he turns 49 he started my
fiftieth
tribute George 5000 K twelve
twelve
which is guess what I'm gonna
put her in
hey you don't have to guess but
it's
today but barons Sir Arthur go
bets
hugger of Kitty's fifty today
okay so we
solved a lot with that good
meeting John
thank you good meeting this is
one of
the rare meetings which is
genderless
but there will be notes to the
board for
approval as cleared by the
lawyers okay
Kevin Silverman and
Severn Maryland one two one two
one
another birthday boy
got a lot of birthday we had no
birthday's in the last show for
my
naughty and now we have zero
nights and
titles just birthdays yeah oh
this is
the cyber strike guy Oh ITM now
just
won't be too long into donation
marks
two years of listening to the
best
podcast universe and one year
of monthly
donations I blew my night
status earlier
this year by I'm too lazy to
stop the
$20 to 20 month layaway program
excuse
me wait a minute so I guess
you'll
mention me twice today anyway
thank you
very continued analysis and
witty banter
and he's got his birthday he
says my
band cyber strike also has a
show that
day in Baltimore so if anyone
has likes
good heavy-metal look up the
depot oh
yes have a big show near Miami
Beach on
January 5th so please send some
music
karma our way we'll put that at
the end
thanks no jingle sincerely you
don't get
jingles as we mentioned
sincerely sir
silver side of the silver
dolphins so
his band his name's cyber
strike that
sounds oddly familiar yeah
didn't he do
the song for us that that
interesting
song that I can't remember the
title but
was like a good it was a good
hard metal
80 style metals or punk there's
a
different band did Punk um no
no this is
a metal band he wouldn't do
punk no I
played with it I don't remember
okay well Kristoff pie food
comes up on
the next on the next sell 100
left
dollars 11 cents in Buckeye
Arizona Tim
Lang and that San Francisco huh
$100 he's wondering a weight
loss karma
put that at the end he's put 10
kilograms once again San
Francisco using
kilograms weight well he says
indulge
excuse me in the delicious
cuisine out
here in Gitmo nation stinky
durian
Singapore's and Singaporeans
Singapore
he said one question I was
wondering if
you're on air quarreling is
staged to
increase donations I always
feel like
donating when Papa John and
Papa Adam
are grousing at each other
really
because of this Adam jerk
it's so it lit but here's a
little
secret every single time we've
tried to
rehearse something script
something set
something up
it's a massive failure we are
incompetent we're good at
living though
no that's real and people yeah
people
don't like that I'm like that's
the hope
that's the whole point of our
show we
don't talk outside we don't
talk about
anything outside of the show
everything's on the show they
all of it
well including the dirty
underwear
know about that well the dirty
laundry
know this yes no weed yeah if
that was
our business model is pretty sad
hey I know man let's argue that
gets
people to donate it's usually
John being
a dick about something not very
rarely
Norman tar meanwhile in Beverly
Massachusetts comes in with the
honey we
have a bunch of hundred dollar
donors
including Sur media filter
Andrew Newton
Gerald Preston and Rob Van Dyke
in the
Holland
throw $100 donors sure Chris
meanwhile
88 73 in Arlington Virginia
cirqueo hold
on I'm sorry I don't mean to
interrupt
but the sir Chris our night
Carmi says
I'm in Fairfax Hospital loading
up on
sotalol in prep for another
cardioversion to return to
sinus rhythm
from a fib
I want this cv to take and
stick to
producers please send me
thoughts and
prayers of and light and such
the show
has been gangbusters lately I'm
gonna do
it right it may be the goat
will help
he's on no agenda social and
out like a
light it's it sucks it's a
horrible
thing he's got there some all
right and
it's in my oh it's my hospital
it's
where I was born
oh no he's Fairfax sorry I was
born in
Arlington hospital in Virginia
Arlie
Arlington Virginia yeah today
we're near
Langley yeah that's where they
implanted
me obviously
so her calves comes up at 8421
and he's
in Denmark um London Kew
Gardens now
she's in Kew Gardens but it
says den oh
it says emptying out the old
PayPal
account yes people should empty
out
their PayPal account yes into
ours yeah
this is well we put it to good
use
Alexander soles Berger 800 8 in
Deutschland Joseph white Shaw
in Miami
Florida that I came in with 77
77 I have
a note from him if you want to
just hold
on one second yeah I'll hold on
in fact
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I'm a douche bag no Maury says
almost a
year ago I was introducing your
show by
my godson James since then I've
enjoyed
countless hours of your podcast
actually
I can no longer in good
conscience
remain in the stands with the
other
douche bags that are listening
and not
giving here's my first check to
77.7
kindly d douche me
you've been deduced let's karma
put that
in the in the end and by the
way his
name is Jo white WICHE and he
says if it
matters my last name is
pronounced white
sha white you like the ex
football coach
oh of course I remember but I
always
sell I did actually I think he
was one
of the coaches at Cincinnati
another
specialist but I always thought
that the
sports casters always called
him Weiss I
don't know well I do now I've
confused
Matthew Mungle
$69 mark Tanner a buddy in
Whittier
California Barron sir mark
tanner
six seven eight nine Donald
Richards 60
Chris
Grimm all I guess in Kingston
new yes I
was right from all he says the
show is
absolutely the best podcast in
the
universe thankfully sir code
monkey
sixty Jim Buell in Spring Hill
Tennessee
sixty these are all twelve
twelve this
from celebrate twelve twelve
got it oh
wait how we got to sixty it's
five times
twelve a Jeffrey Jack sixty a
William
halston sixty Andrew Terry
sixty it's
not a big group but is a group
Erin Newberry 53 55 33 well I
see an
Andrew Terry who had a douche
bag
requests oh sorry
please call liffe odd out as a
douche
bag oh of course
sprinkle some karma on you and
Adam no
I'll sprinkle that later
Erin Newberry Erin Newberry 55
33
Anthony Rodriguez in Tucson
Arizona and
Anthony says thanks again both
for
positive influence gave broken
laptop to
12 year old daughter Adams
advice
installed mint 19 and it was a
bonding
moment John's advice easy setup
made it
fun and now we have GIMP that
kid can be
President of the United States
GIMP but
you should just give the kid
the laptop
and say install mint but you
did it
together I like that beautiful
yeah she
can do the upgrade sudo apt-get
upgrade
I bet it was you know I'm very
keep us
informed Anthony I want to know
how how
she progresses if she keeps to
use it if
she does stuff is she yeah
thank you
thank you for taking our advice
we have
OPI a whiz yes she will because
once you
get Linux you can do the rest
that stuff
is easy needs your Linux you
can fly a
rocket ship to the moon yeah
pretty much
get that good although that
particularly
that mid nineteen foot install
of all
the extra apps is pretty
complete it's
pretty
Dave stickler in Wallingford
Connecticut
uh he's got a birthday we got
him on
here 5150 he had a note too
wasn't a big
one while you look for it he
has a
request I got right he says I
need a
doodie douching got hit in the
mouth the
years ago by my two brothers
mm-hmm I
said why would I want to listen
to a
podcast of a former VJ I used
to watch
the a former VJ I used to watch
in
junior high and a computer guy
I've
never heard of well
that's marketing in it how
we've fallen
so I started listening last
January on
on the Arizona road trip with
my brother
Rob who I'd like to call out as
a douche
bag
thanks again for the best
podcast in the
universe no that's the thanks
that his
brother got for introducing him
to the
show with it who knows who old
VJ and I
know so horrible dumb columnist
you
can't do anything you do the
best you
can yes oh you know what
we rely on doing good work oh
that's
right yes good work good works
Network
anyways who Brian Burgess
pelican beach
50-33 that's in Minnesota nuts
Pelican
brown people are $50 donors
name and
location if applicable the Kevin
Silverman and severan oh that's
the
second one yeah he came in
earlier yep
Robert Kerr Beck in Essex bill
of
Michigan and Dre or Andre or
and Ray
cloths Robert Michael boom
London UK
mm-hmm Roy ten Ahava in pine
knocker
mm-hmm uh Sean maquettes
Netherlands
john mckean uh he won say it's
true
sometime along the line
Robert deccan a into kini
detainee
deccan a in Fairfax Virginia
Russian
touch coughs yeah I think I
meant I
think he's a Russian spy
he was always a he's in the
meet up yeah
oh well they had every meet up
by the
way when we said this before
I'm gonna
just reiterate pretty much I
miss you
and your next-door neighbor
probably not
but generally speaking most
meetups have
one spook yep to keep track to
keep tabs
on this underground network and
you just
being a spotter that's easy to
do and
they have good things to say
they're
very cool yeah Kimberly Redmond
in
Toronto Ontario
Jonathan Farris and liberal
Kansas drew
Moe Chuck is El Cerrito mm-hmm
down the
street from me actually Phil
done in
Newport Beach California
Jeffrey's
cinnamon in South Euclid Ohio I
can't
like the gravel in my voice yes
sexy
Stephen Kirkpatrick in Langley
Washington and last but not
least Jason
deluzy Oh in chats fir'd
Pennsylvania I
want to thank all these folks
for being
the producers for the show 1198
we had
another show $11.99 coming up
on Sunday
yeah that'll be it's just one
more until
until the big 1,200 1,200 shows
again
this is the longest job I've
ever held
down in this one well thank you
to our
producers and once again to our
executive producers and
associate
executive producers it's highly
appreciated what you do here
and thank
you to everybody came in under
$50
you're on those programs we
must have
gotten some 12 12 cuz that was
part of
the promotion for for today
wasn't it
yes it was the low end of the
of the
spectrum for promotions and we
did get
quite a few 12 so yeah we have
go to 96
this is wonderful for about 20
well I
would thank you but you can
really thank
yourself because it's your
podcast and
you're producing it and you
should be
mighty proud of it we may not
be an
award winner anymore
did you see who won awards are
so so
fake let me see if I still have
that we
discussed that yeah but I
wanted to
share this one this is CC Kara
Swisher
who has been awarded podcast of
the Year
by adweek magazine but listen
to this
little back and forth
okay that's unlistenable I'm
sorry I
don't know what happened could
you even
hear any from the podcast
here's the
Karma's as requested and some
job in
health jobs jobs and jobs for
job you've
got Borg / na
I got a couple of belated
birthday is to
start off with we have
circumvent says
happy birthday to his daughter
Christina
she turned 26 on December 10th
dave
stigma celebrated on the 8th of
december
alex Perkins is celebrated or
celebrate
yesterday and looking forward
Kevin
Silberman has his birthday in
the 14th
sir Finch says happy birthday
to his
sister-in-law Nicole she'll be
celebrating on the 19th that'll
be our
show number 1200 Francis Albert
Sinatra
would have celebrated his
birthday today
Thank You Darren Oh for
pointing that
out
and finally Baron Sir Arthur go
boots
hugger of kiddies turns 50
years old
today we say happy birthday for
everybody here at the best
podcast and
what do we have oh I think we
should do
a shouldn't we do a quick Meetup
overview taking place today
Myrtle Beach
it's the Christmas meet up at 7
o'clock
that'll be at the venue in
Myrtle um oh
look for heads on sticks meet
at venue
okay rusty Jones go to no
agenda meetups
calm so you can find out
exactly where
to be Saturday we had the no
agenda
Central Texas sheet up that's
the new
name it's the shit it's the
meat shoot
up but it's the sheet up the
official
black bear net of the No Agenda
armory
invites you to the first-ever
no agenda
meat shoot this event will be a
day-long
event held as the Lone Star gun
range
outside of Lockard Texas come
rain snow
or shine and I'm gonna be there
I'm
going with sir Jean and we're
bringing
I'm bringing some of my stuff
but jeans
got the hardware ladies and
gentlemen be
on the lookout for sir Jean the
Duke the
Earl what is he that is nee the
sheriff
to Marriott Duke he's a sheriff
no yeah
he's an earl or Duke by now he's
something else yeah I think he
pushes I
think it's Earl so gene came
over Friday
he had promised that he would
cook for
us oh my god so he shows up
he backs his truck up to the
front door
he's wearing a chef's outfit
John right
down to the black crocks I mean
he's got
the whole thing the whole look
is like
he's got the chef's garb on and
everything I have to say sir
Jean can
cook man when he cooked oak say
it was
four-course meal which he told
us about
which is a lot does a lot of
food
it was butternut squash soup
which he
had he first had air fried the
squash
with the with the onions and
the carrots
and then and then he put them
in the
insta pot and then he put it
into the
soup and put pieces of it and
goat
cheese melted in there that was
fantastic
then he had a pork loin rolled
up with
walnuts and cranberries then a
filet
mignon followed by homemade
right there
he brought the ice cream maker
hemp ice
cream oh really
the whole meal was dynamite now
we
started eating or she came it
like 6:30
we didn't finish eating until
11:00 what
it was insane anyway come and
meet sir
Jean at the at the sheet up I'm
looking
forward to it that's gonna be a
fun one
it's been a while since we've
just gone
and apparently this gun range
is you
know they're not like they're
safe but
you can just shoot shit up so
yeah
that's what that's the private
ones let
you do that you take your old
TV exactly
for somebody's book a friend of
yours
you don't like put his book
there and
shoot holes in it I've shot
holes in
your book I think I should take
some of
my old phones
old phones are fun does she
have to be
fun to shoot yeah shoot there's
a little
tan alright alright Saturday
the eastern
North Carolina Scheels that'll
be 6:30
Eastern and that is at the
Cleveland
wrasse draft house in Garner
North
Carolina no agenda Central
Florida
bimonthly meet up number three
that'll
be at the deadly sins brewing
in Winter
Park also on Saturday and then
for next
Thursday I'll just shoot ahead
for that
the Charleston South Carolina
holiday
holiday time meet up at 5:30
and that'll
be at Edmunds Cass Brewing
Company Dame
Jennifer Buchanan will be
hosting that
well known from animated no
agenda so go
say hi to her and tell her how
fantastic
she is and well thanks
everybody and
that's it I don't have any more
that
have no Knights I've got no no
title
changes that's where we're at
let me see
that I had no I'm sure we have
some
clips to to leave the show with
well
I've got it quite a bit but I'm
gonna
tease one for the next show okay
mainly because it's really a I
have the
won Miss Universe clip I took
oh yes I
might get a couple more but
this was the
one from the win or her
question and
answer and it had to do with
climate
change this bogus and Harvey he
rolled
his eyes I saw this rolled his
eyes when
he asked should fire him for
that or
actually what they should fire
him for
was his outfit after the circus
folded
even went to the auction now
man Trump
doesn't produce this thing
anymore so
now it's idiots who are doing
it you
know exactly what Trump was
doing it was
much better and he had his
better sense
of these things and these guys
did yeah
I noticed that
well I got here I got one clip
that I
can play it's a pretty good way
to leave
off this is Glenn Beck and he
brought
this guy on Jeff Brown and
apparently
somebody made a I'm not buying
any of it
because I'm not a big believer
in
quantum computing or the fact
that
anyone can get it to Jax t do
anything
and I've talked to people that
reported on this technology for
years
and I can't find one of them
that
doesn't think the whole thing
is fishy
but but this guy Jeff browse
all in he
starts talking about the
homeowners this
clip 147 yeah he comes on and
then Beck
asked the most something that
most
interviewers would not ask they
would
just let this guy ramble but
Beck asked
a question at the end that to
me was
like yeah that's a question
mm-hmm and
right now that computer is
called it was
actually partially built by IBM
and it's
one of the one of the
Department of
Energy's National Laboratories
and it's
capable of something called 200
petaflop
spur ii which is you just
imagine
football-field-sized data
centers full
of racks and racks of very
powerful
computers and servers and the
job is
simply just to compute the most
complex
problems known to man that's
what that
was designed for and one ball
field
sized football field size okay
so you
you connect all of these systems
together in their one large
massive
supercomputing
and the US has the most powerful
supercomputer on earth that's
the summit
and for perspective the the
quantum
computer that was developed by
Google is
the size of a refrigerator Wow
and
there's a couple racks of
equipment that
kind of help orchestrate
everything but
it's it's not a big computing
system
it's the size of a refrigerator
and that
single computer was able to
outperform
sumit the most powerful
supercomputer on
earth and the way they tested
it is they
developed a very complex
problem to
solve and the quantum computer
at Google
solved it in 200 seconds
200 seconds and Google
calculated that
it would take the summit
computer about
10,000 years to solve the same
problem
how do they know they got it
right
that's a great question but now
of
course he can't answer the
question the
cost out to number six and
you're fine
you're good to go bullcrap
well you know the true answer
there is
what is science done for you
lately
that's not the one I wanted
where's dr.
Kiki with her science shut up
already
science shut up well that was a
good one
now I just want to leave with
this
because you're not gonna hear
about the
story anymore and we try to
report on
stuff that you know that that
is being
obfuscated from your view for
very
obvious reasons also I lived in
Jersey a
long time I know Jersey City
extremely
well and there was a a gun
battle in in
Jersey City the other day and
it was
targeted as it turns out it was
anti-semitic it was targeted a
Jewish
bakery it was done with assault
assault
rifles multiple people were
killed oh
you didn't hear about it of
course
because the perpetrators
perpetrators
we're black doesn't fit the
narrative
not a white guy
let's not report but there's
more to the
story officials tonight are not
saying
what the motive for the attack
might
have been a law enforcement
source with
knowledge of the investigation
tells CNN
there was a note found in the
u-haul
which contained both
anti-semitic and
anti police writing on it
social media
posts with similar sentiments
have been
found on
and the New York Times reports
suspect
David Anderson appears to have a
connection to the black Hebrew
Israelite
movement which has expressed
anti-semitic sentiments
experts say investigators are
likely
focusing on whether this was a
hate
crime and whether the two
suspects acted
alone are there other people
associated
with these two who are gonna
continue a
plot combine that with the fact
that
quite often we see copycats
there are
those out there who are being
radicalized and we don't know
the black
Hebrew Israelites do you
remember where
we heard these guys I don't
remember
this remember the kids who the
mag mag a
hat with the American Indian
and the the
covington high school kids oh
yeah they
were being taunted by black
these guys
black Hebrew Israelites and
there's
uncorroborated but some
reporting that
there may be direct connection
to this
group who did this but don't
worry about
it because it wasn't the white
guy so
you're not gonna hear about it
it's not
an interesting story
and besides Trump we're
susceptible to
that too and we all report on
the
Afghani paper yes and papers
which is
another thing that just being
ignored
that's probably the most
important story
of our time actually end of
show mixes
please pay close attention to
sur seat
sitters pew and on man I'll
have that
one up first then we have some
Jesse
Coyne Nelson we've got some
Leola puke
and Jeremy Cartwright and
coming up after the show are no
agenda
stream calm my most recent
interview
with dr. Steve Botanic you can
have a
listen about his book which
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for good reason
and coming to you from
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33 here in the city of Austin
Texas
couple the drone star state in
the
morning everybody
I'm Adam curry and from
northern Silicon
Valley I'm John C Dvorak we
return on
Sunday with another episode of
the no
agenda show two more to go
until 1200
see you there and remember
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it's the night of December 2019
the IG report drops any minute
there's so much to decide
minutes I'm
Sylvia died minutes can't wait
to see
Hilary in prison
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in the eyes you
drop suddenly and I see what it
show
age was all a okay denied left
near
subpoena
in a bar barbar
to our the return
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Stringer's long mr. hewitt
enough man
bring out the love for eternity
so we
never rise above killer
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[Applause]
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now John Brennan may be above
the law
and a clapper may always run
free
we still might skip a pave but
we'll all
be good slaves because you and
I will
always be
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there's a teller this solo
deja la Penna trust plan
one day the pool swap will be
trained
man da-da-da-da-dah
in strung along
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string us along mister Teeuwen
ah man
still must all trust plan
because of the
wise we might don't resist and
things
into our room
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[Applause]
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pricing up at a town hall
meeting dude
asked the question he took his
chances
joke that I rape anyone into two
push-ups just to distract from
his son
hunter Biden Nancy was asked
why she
hates Trump she replied with
passion and
worth fumbling impeachment
interest has
been sinking so fast
she must fight to add spice to
the story
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I seriously think Simon should
retire
you want to check my shape on
let's do
push-up together man let's do
that's
wrong let's do whatever you
want to do I
think he's in denial about the
concept
about the climate crisis so
don't mess
with me when it comes to words
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a push-up contest is made a
little much
but like you know I think
a growing number of Americans
are
worried climate change is a
real crisis
the time Person of the Year is
16 year
old climate change activists
Greta -
third they said acknowledge
that climate
change is a crisis intensified
ORMs
Milton in the Arctic and the
Antarctic
extinction of station this is
what I
want to focus on the time
Person of the
Year is 16 year old climate
change with
Greta - bird wild airs droughts
heat
waves intensive storms this is
my
message this is what I want you
to focus
on a global collaboration of
more than
250 news outlets to enhance
coverage of
the climate story a debate
about the
gender of Santa Claus has now
broke out
on Facebook after a mother in
England
that she had been shamed for
not using a
gender-neutral name for Santa
Claus
the mother claimed and the
viral post
that she had been attacked for
using the
name father Christmas to
describe the
bearded character this cause
everybody
in the Facebook group to
completely
erupt and explode on her how
dare you
refer to Santa Claus as father
Christmas
because they think a big fat
man with a
long white curly beard might be
a chick
they might want to date that
chick
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person Christmas off what
they're
suggesting but he's a blight
and what
are we gonna do with mother
nature it
needs work I have to go
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mofo
Dvorak org slash and a I'm a
flawed
human being