March 1st, 2020 • 3h 25m
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just tell me what's happening
with your
banana atom curry
John C. Dvorak Sunday March 1st
2020
this is your award-winning mo
Nation
Media assassination episode
1221 this is
no agenda star state in the
morning
everybody
I'm out of curry and from
northern
Silicon Valley where Joe
Biden's back
I'm John C Dvorak I gotta hand
it to you
I had no idea dead to me Joe
Biden would
win South Carolina with 50% I
know no
you you were absolutely right
about this
yeah however I did I did learn
something
about the primary elections in
South
Carolina
I learned something which I
didn't
realize let me see I have a
note here
one of our producers apparently
you do
not have to declare or reveal
your party
on the ballot when you vote you
can only
vote for one candidate in the
primary so
from what I understand a lot of
people
who would normally vote for
Trump since
you know this kind of like no
contest
for him on the Republican side
went in
and voted for Joe Biden why
would they
not vote for Bernie I have no
idea I'm
just telling you what I'm
guessing I'm
guessing I know you can do this
cross
ballot stuff in many states I
didn't
know that I had no idea I
thought that
if only registered Democrats
can vote in
the Democratic primary I didn't
know
California for example if
you're a
Democrat or Democrat you you
can't do
that but independents can vote
Democrat
if they want the Republican
Party in
California for example says no
you have
to be or you can't do it you
can't come
over here and vote with with us
mister
mm-hmm but the other states
it's just
like it is in South Carolina so
the way
I saw it in terms of it swing
in the
election took towards sleepy
Joe was
I thought it would if you were a
Republican pulling that stunt
which is
not uncommon I think it would
spread out
a little bit more I think
Bernie gets
some I think Bloomberg would
get some
Bloomberg or be gonna write in
I don't
know I just don't think that the
Republicans would be going all
in for
Biden although no I think they
were
doing that to me he is the
funniest guy
there before understands they
were doing
it to mess with Bernie by
voting for
Biden that's what I understood
yeah well
I never heard yeah that would
have to be
a concerted effort and I there
was I got
no wind of that oh no I got a
couple
tweets about it but that
doesn't mean
that doesn't really anything
happened
now I think you would have beat
him
anyway but yeah well good I'm
glad I'm
glad Joe is there still in the
race
however this is perhaps one of
the
saddest a couple of days he's
had I
heard two Kurt Vonnegut wrote
slaughterhouse-five and in that
he
introduced the concept of
unstuck in
time referring to a person
living from
one moment in life to another
instead of
day today like most people do
and I
think Joe is witnessing this in
real
time and we're seeing it we're
seeing it
happen with him he has
everybody has
programming for instance you can
probably wake me up in the
middle of the
night and I can do the intro to
the show
verbatim as you know I'll still
say
Thursday even if it's a Sunday
but it's
it's a program you can run it
off you
know there's other things
everybody's
out of curry yeah top 40 that's
right
see one hunt you can do these
things and
Joe has done things about
running for
Senate and just the Senate is
somehow in
his mind I guess that was the
only time
he actually you know he's never
won a
presidential race so he has won
senatorial races and maybe
that's what's
stuck in his head but just got
a couple
examples that are just really
bothersome
well I'm looking forward to
appointing
the first african-american
woman to the
United States
I think he means Supreme Court
but there
it is he's going to nominate
someone to
the Senate now we know that's
not the
way it works there's another
unstuck in
time moment why would you just
stand
behind Jamieson
I just hmm if this were anyone
else
except the the person that the
establishment of the Democratic
Party
really needs for any of
whatever their
strategy is it would be
ridiculed across
the board it's now it's only us
this
token else is ridiculing the
fact that
he's just not 100% on board I
don't want
my president Phyllis drop a
bead it'd be
checked by the checklist as a
lie oh man
yeah we'll get to coronavirus
and the
lies in a bit I do have another
kind of
odd example of yeah Biden yeah
he's
talking about I got a couple
Biden's two
for you now throw this one out
then
we'll switch over here's the
last point
if you take a look at it China
China
China and this night I'm not
happy about
this
China doesn't have enough water
wate are
they're talking about spending
tens of
billions of billions of dollars
to try
to turn around the rivers so
their
population at potable water to
drink 40
percent of their land is fluid
cadmium
they can't grow things turn a
situation
where they have 2 million we
Gers
Muslims to prison camps in the
mountains
you saw what's how you see
what's
happening in Hong Kong and now
what
they're trying to do with
regard to
Thailand
folks the idea the idea that
they are
competition is they're gonna
beat us is
bizarre when its water wate are
why why
did he spill what what possibly
could I
confuse water with or is he
just doing
like I was like kind of like a
rat this
might give me a borderline clip
of the
day for that fine I don't know
what he's
doing what's he talking about
no but I it's so on it's I
really feel
uncomfortable about it
I mean if you were making these
minute
mistakes I wouldn't make fun of
you
no wait I would what am I
talking about
this is just I don't know what
you got
on Joe well let's see I got a
bunch of
firstly I think there is a joke
clip
here I tried to bite in no this
is
probably not e I don't think I
have it I
thought I got a joke lip that
was
telling don't think I had yours
but this
listen to some bite an analysis
this is
the Biden win is a reset on CBS
n fun I
want to start with you the grin
on your
face could not be wider tell me
what you
think it right now a couple of
things I
said from the very beginning of
this
process South Carolina will be
the place
that will set the tone and
temperature
for this race I think everyone
can agree
with that now because of the
participation from the most
loyal
constituency in the country
American voters number two I
said this
it was always Joe Biden's race
to lose
and everyone else has been
fighting for
second place and I also said
this loyal
african-american voters are
going to
show up and they're going to
display
their loyalty to Joe Biden
because Joe
Biden has been lawyer to them
and lo and
behold d'Alene is that it is a
win a win
or as we get more numbers in is
that
something though that on all
seriousness
and because we saw what
happened in the
other early states people are
gonna be
still examining pretty closely
there's
several things to look at from
Joe
Biden's Victor tonight number
one he's
moved up to second place in the
delegate
count so that means and we all
know this
is a game of numbers delegates
are
important that mean he's behind
now
Bernie Sanders with number
delegates
number two I think he will end
up having
a very handsome victor tonight
and the
strength of african-american
voters
that's going to be important
set in a
tone for those type of voters
and Super
Tuesday and number three you
know I like
to connect sports and politics
together
the Golden State Warriors won
their NBA
championships I don't remember
and I'm
sure you do not remember even
the score
but all you knows they won the
championship so tonight Joe
Biden won
his championship this is the
first time
he's won a primary or a caucus
I think
this is a reset moment for this
campaign
No okay not quite sure I
understand the
analogy or the logic but fine
oh I don't
understand what the Warriors
that come
into play this guy this good
black guy
he amenable he did predict all
this like
a couple days ago and who was he
he's a guy this is a CBS
analyst he's a
no I'm sorry he does work for
CBS n and
he is a Democrat strategist CEO
there
was a was it it was wrong
Friday or
Friday or Saturday the New York
Times
published a piece maybe that
was just
Thursday I can't remember now
where they
interviewed I think 95 of the
500
super-delegates and 93 of the
95 they
spoke with said oh well you
know we're
totally gonna make sure that
Joe Biden
wins or I think what they were
more
specific about was make sure
Bernie does
not win in some version of a
second
round super delegate comes
swooping in
or can I call the contestant
convention
and I thought that was pretty
rude just
for the process itself I mean
that was
that's the New York Times
really mucking
around taking all the New York
Times
stories nowadays as comical but
what it
does is it feeds into the
machine here's
a little Supercuts
of the media's response and how
they
talk about this particular
article this
is what people need to remember
the
Democratic Party has a party
the party
decides its nominee the public
doesn't
really desire the nominee the
public
gets to vote for president
United States
but people were active in the
party who
participate in the party they
decide to
nominate and just because
you're a
pledged delegate for Bernie
Sanders or a
pledged delegate for Joe Biden
doesn't
mean you get to the convention
floor
that you'll stay delegate for
Biden or
Sanders 93 Democratic Party
officials
are willing to have a brokered
convention if Sanders does not
receive
the majority of Delegates by
convention
time there also
willing to risk damaging the
party to
stop his nomination The Times
notes that
such a situation may result in a
brokered convention a messy
political
battle the likes of which
Democrats have
not seen since 1952 when the
nominee was
ally Stevenson I can't even
imagine the
rebellion among his supporters
if he
doesn't get the nomination sure
would be
but his supporters helped write
those
rules the way I see this is you
write
the rules before you know where
everybody stands and then you
stick with
those rules everybody got in
the race
thinking that was the set of
rules I
don't see how come you get to
change it
just because he now thinks
there's an
advantage to him for doing it
this is
not a done deal and so that's
why I
think we should tamp down on
the anxiety
about Bernie Sanders and figure
out how
it is that we're gonna get to a
nominee
and have a convention where we
all do
come out as a unified party and
if
somebody wants to beat Bernie
get out
there and beat him for pete's
sake it
looks like it entirely possible
Bernie
Sanders would have a significant
plurality but not a majority of
the
votes and he said if that's
true he
demands the nomination other
people are
saying we'd like to deny it to
you
Bernie made this mess for
himself and he
has to live by those rules and
if we
have someone if he is one
delegate ahead
than somebody else that doesn't
make you
the majority winner in all of
this and
he's got to face his own rules
you're
gonna have two or three
candidates going
into the convention that are
probably
going to be really strong
that's why
even Bloomberg has been talking
behind
closed doors with the
super-delegates
already to try to go ahead and
maneuver
himself into a good position if
Biden
should fail and Bernie as the
nominee he
can swoop in and be the savior
for the
party I don't understand
exactly how
this went down it's something
doesn't
make sense what I keep hearing
is the
rules were changed it was
requested that
Bernie Sanders made he was
there he
wanted these change I don't
know if
that's true but that's what's
being said
and when the question was posed
posed
specifically to the candidates
Bernie
said well you know if I got the
most
votes I'd should be the
candidate what
you know something is either
candidate
somewhere someone's telling a
half-truths that I'm not quite
understanding maybe
I understand I'll tell you what
I think
mm-hmm our my understanding I
didn't but
I think the root the major rule
change
that was made was to take the
super-delegates out of the
first round
yeah and into that was Bernie's
thing
because he felt he got screwed
on that
deal
last time most of the
super-delegates
being in the first round right
so
they're in the second round as
Bernie
wanted but and and the rules of
always
as far as I know have always
been for
the majority I mean you can't
have a
Adlai Stevenson or anybody for
that
matter the rules have always
been you
have to have the majority of the
delegates in the first round
and that
would do remember last year
Trump or
Trump will never make it he
won't make
the free will Megan of Delhi as
he won't
get the nominal convention and
he just
swept it so there yeah so
that's always
been in place the only change
was this
super delegate thing and Bernie
knows
that if that comes into play
he's done
it's just like last time not in
it now
maybe he'll change the rules
again is in
his 80s Bernie runs again well
he's
gonna say let's move the
super-delegates
to the third round maybe he can
pick up
some of those Tom Steyer voters
for Tom
Tom Steyer spent 200 were top
stars a
dick spent two hundred and
fifty million
dollars didn't get a single
delegate man
you could have at least sent
some to the
podcast yeah we would have
talked we
could have talked you up a bit
we could
have maybe gotten you a
delegate here
there man
that's just--that's well it
shows that
money doesn't really buy you
love at
least well you're not in love
if you're
unlovable it's pretty difficult
you know Bloomberg and of
course not me
so I yeah I talked to Tim oh
about the a
das vote for Bloomberg and now
he's
adamant like no people have not
forgotten stop and frisk but
it's
interesting that some of the
black media
and I don't know if it's
african-american Adolf's were
black but
you know who knows what Karen
hunter on
Sirius XM is really pushing how
she's
black pushing hard for
Bloomberg and and
it was this is the
a clip that is so bizarre she
brings on
this other african-american
woman Laurie
Daniel favors who well I'll let
you hear
just how mad she is it Mike
Bloomberg
but the end is kind of
surprising who
Berg is responsible not just
for stop
and frisk furthering it
systematizing it
glorifying it defending it up
until last
year when he decided he was
going to run
but he was surrounded by
intellectuals
black activists activists of
color up
across the entire spectrum who
outlined
for him the problems New York
City
Lawyers Association Night clue
the data
the statistics he had facts he
had
information and he was
committed to a
racist policy that jailed black
people
arrested black people stopped
and
frisked like I had 32 students
Bushwick
32 32 students who were on
their way to
our funeral had permission from
their
principals had letters from
their
parents accosted by the cops
held for 36
hours had to go to trial
had to get in my husband is
beat up in
court by court officers at
their defense
trial because the way in which
police
and court officers were
militarized
against black and brown
communities and
you expect us to just eat that
he's got
money so he's gonna be the best
candidate justification
bedford-stuyvesant Crown
Heights east of
York Flatbush Harlem did the
Bronx black
people driven out of this city
under
policies that favored wealthy
white
people and developers we cannot
even
sustain our communities right
now
education he undermined the
ability for
us to ask culturally competent
education
you want me to say because he
can be
Trump so Trump gonna he's gonna
do what
he do Bloomberg on doing he
doing yeah
he might win but guess what all
y'all
getting arrested all y'all
getting
stopped in prison he implements
the same
policies across the country
that he'd
further and supported in the
state of
New York
give me a break we can do
better than
this and I'm sorry I got to
agree with
Megan McCain but now I'm upset
I'm sorry
I didn't mean to add that was
mean if
he's the nominee are you gonna
vote for
him I don't think he should be
the
nominee if he's the nominee cuz
that's a
strong possibility if he's the
nominee
knowing and having said
everything that
I just said because I'm aware
about how
the politics and the system in
this
country works yes I will have
to vote
for him
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explain that to me okay
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goodness I only
team with Democrat I got a vote
Democrat
Democrat I'm a democratic vote
Democrat
I guess even though everyone's
gonna be
stopped and frisked all over
the country
now Democrat vote Democrat I'm a
Democrat I vote Democrat I'm a
democratic vote Democrat that's
right -
I vote Democrat well you just
gave
someone all the makings of an
end of
show mix you know you're
completely
toast on that we had a little
extra bit
there nice it's already toast
and Mazel
these give it I guess so they
can do
something good with it so just
this is
what other thing from mole
facts the
liftgate man some youtuber and
it
doesn't make any sense for a
clip here
because it's lights in the
shownotes
discovered that bloomberg even
though he
was not standing on the box and
of
course we know the lecterns
were lowered
a little bit he's wearing four
to five
inch lift shoes and once you
see it you
can't unsee it and though and
so he has
his pants are very long and
it's almost
like he's standing on a version
of mail
pumps that's how high up he is
but you
don't see it because his pants
flow over
it but you can see his foot is
is four
inches from the bottom of the
Great's
kind of popping out at the
sides but
when he walks you see his knee
bend
he's like the longest shin in
human
history this guy he's so
frustrated
about his height he's willing
to do
anything well I I'm of the
opinion
mm-hmm I agree that and I think
Trump
someone has pointed this out
and he just
hounds him about it but I've of
the
opinion that they should have
had the
Apple boxes for people so they
get even
out the heights and to make it
more fair
I don't think he should have to
go
through this agony now I know I
used to
work for a guy there pollution
district
who is the guy ran the whole
thing is an
ex admiral from the Navy who it
must
have been
ridiculed by his by his crew
was me
always wore lifts
what's-his-name's
always you see the lips what
was his
name Louie that's a guy I
envisioned
Louie Louie
see always when you wear these
lips all
time and I think Boober
probably always
words that you're the normal
lifts which
are just they're just a heel
lifting no
no no these are elevations I
saw normal
always normally yes yes yes
normally I I
would say he just generally
wears some
lifts because most did some of
these
guys do that and you can spot
those
because the the back your foot
is
basically at the top of the the
back -
yeah exactly and but if you're
gonna
wear these big giant things
which in
fact there was an example that
that went
around the net of L of De Niro
in that
the Irishman had a shot of him
in the in
a scene and he had these like
five inch
lifts on both feet right
walking around
because that because gore says
he wanted
to shot them yeah beat the guys
to be
even high they weren't shooting
his feet
they just wanted to be shoot
him walking
down the street and I didn't
want one
get real short that's that's
not that
abnormal in Hollywood at Tom
Cruise
wears them all the time next to
certainly leading ladies or
ex-wives so
that's it's just I think the
crazy I
still don't think the creates a
bad
thing it but they shouldn't be
visible
no I'm not I'm not against the
crate I'm
just looking at look these two
guys are
trying to get under each
other's skin
I'm not you know what what
Bloomberg is
trying to do is say no one
likes you we
always laugh behind your back
you were
the joke and I don't know if
that gets
on a Trump skin it might I can
see where
it might and so he knows that
Bloomberg's weakness into his
Achilles
heel to coin a phrase is truly
his
height it's just yeah these
guys were so
successful and they can't they
just be
happy with what they got
that's a good one now Bloomberg
is I
mean at this guy is tone-deaf
he's doing
shtick now I mean we saw him do
a little
bit of stick on stage which
fell flat
he's no good now I think I'm
the only
candidate to come to Wilmington
but all
of them should visit senator
Warren
could go to Elizabeth's pizza
on Market
Street koba char could do a
flaming
Amy's restaurant
senator Sanders could go to the
KGB bar
when my speechwriter came up
with that
one I thought that was pretty
good - oh
my god crash cringe first it
doesn't
land then he's gonna blame it
on this
speechwriter and say he thought
it was
pretty good is dreadful yeah
it's like
oh I'm gonna miss Trump whether
it's
been four years I'm gonna miss
him for
that somebody's going to have
to use the
line here we have an unfunny
Jew who and
where does that line come from
it's got
to come from somewhere
I believe it's the comedy
community is
gonna have to do it because
it's just
like how do you how does this
happen
ya know see what else I have
yeah you
know I finally got a hold of
the ad that
Obama issue issued a cease and
desist
order over don't you heard
about this
yeah I know he Trump had some
no wasn't
Trump it was the the like one
of his
pick one of his packs yeah is
like a
Republican pack or a defend
Trump pack
I'm not quite sure what it was
and and
and so the at issue was that
they took
of course what everyone has
done I mean
actually we haven't done that
but how
many times have you heard
someone but
would someone has st. you clips
oh look
here's what Obama said is from
his audio
book and it's you know it's
just him
saying yeah okay hahahaha he
read a book
it's completely out of context
but in
this case he's actually said
something
in the book which he reads from
the book
and I don't think there's any
reason I
don't see how a CSUN I don't
know if it
worked or not I haven't
followed up on
that but I don't see why it
would be for
bohtan to put it together in an
ad like
this Joe Biden promised to help
our
community he was alive years
President
Obama
datian politics black people in
the
worst jobs the worst housing
police
brutality ramp when the
so-called black
committeemen came around
election time
we don't line up and vote the
straight
Democratic ticket sell our
souls for a
Christmas turkey enough Joe
Biden will
represent us defend us or help
us
believe Biden's empty promises
the
committee to defend the
president paid
for and is responsible for the
content
of this message I mean how is
that a
problem he's saying I was a
lousy ad for
some work in this case they
actually got
a lot of a bang for the buck
yeah well I
do knows but it's just like I
don't see
the illegality of it I don't
see why
there should be a cease and
desist over
that it's like it's well known
that the
black vote has gone on mass to
the
Democrat as a bloc and that
though that
there are elements who are just
not
thinking of doing that anymore
there's
like not voting or doing
something else
this is well known that's was
my little
bit I just did a minute ago
right but
somehow this was false
advertising I
don't know what that it's I
don't know
it probably was just a I don't
know they
probably did the
cease-and-desist to
make somebody feel better but
what they
did is they brought attention
to it it
doesn't make any sense I know
it's dumb
if they would just let it slide
no it
didn't notice yeah exactly
um snaps the cease and desist
was a scam
it was no CSUN business that
was part of
the whole mobile marketing
scheme oh
well I we know that firms oh
that's an
excellent point but it was in
the New
York Times I believes we're all
it and
even that proves it anymore
Steve Bannon was on with the
money honey
the original money honey Maria
Bartiromo
I still like her no matter
what's
happened to her she's still the
money
honey and this is I guess it
was Fox
Business maybe yesterday I
think it's
Bernie versus the anti Bernie
movie last
night you thought you saw Biden
obviously had a big night I
think one of
the most important things is the
african-american vote which is
obviously
so critical the Democratic
Party is not
buying what Bernie's selling
they're not
buying the socialism they're
not buying
the radicalism they're not
buying the
revolution these are very
practical
pragmatic people and I think
you can see
on Super Tuesday how that plays
that
look Bloomberg Scapa is going
to back
one of the establishment
alternatives
whether that's Biden or whether
it's
Hillary Clinton or somebody
else okay
against Bernie I tried to steal
the
nomination from Bernie again
and that's
why I think many Bernie
supporters will
come to president Trump at the
other day
there's nobody on that stage
there's
nobody in the ballot in South
Carolina
there's nobody in that balance
Super
Tuesday that is going to defeat
Donald
Trump you still think Hillary
Clinton
might make an appearance in this
election I think that the
Democratic
Party is going to look for any
alternative to Bernie if Biden
can't do
it with Bloomberg Scapa
obviously
Bloomberg doesn't have the
charisma or
the presence I think to be
commander-in-chief and
president right
now if they if they can't get
Biden to
do it they will look other
words and you
know if Hillary is already out
there
pushing herself and what about
Michelle
Obama who you've mentioned
before as
well I think if they go to the
convention and they're
desperate and
Bernie is way behind seven
eight points
behind Donald Trump the bama's
and the
Clintons will look for any
alternative
to try to defeat president
remember
their number one objective is
defeat
president Trump that's what
they've had
somebody snarky you know they
accused
suppression of information
doctor foul
she stood up there on national
TV and
said I haven't been suppressed
I've had
what we're trying to is get
accurate
information out and that's what
you need
right now the Democrats will do
anything
to destroy Donald Trump and
that's why I
think that they will come
around any
candidate they think that can
do it so
this thing is still wide open
but here's
the point this is Trump's
Churchill
moment this is it he's got to
bring the
country together what she's
doing he's
got to confront not just the
virus but
the economic contagion that's
coming out
of China the Ruby
talked about he does that you
don't need
to worry about 2020 even Maria
Bartiromo
is not buying anymore really
you think
that's still possible dope you
know she
is starting a podcast
Hillary yeah I know I know at
this
actually I'll give you a little
promotion has her team talk to
you
because you know you
Benjamin there he's little
preview of
our end of show podcast there
we go
listen to the sir seed sitter
of course
we have the best producers in
the
universe in the universe we all
know
that yeah so we should probably
talk
about coronavirus but before
that the
one thing that we haven't heard
much of
in the past few days because
obviously
you know the president's crazy
we're all
gonna die from from coronavirus
and the
Bernese getting screwed just
all the
news is anything but anything
worldly
anything else but oh no we
forgot to
talk about the Russian hacking
and will
we see a repeat of 2016 and
2020 I'm
pretty sure you heard this clip
I don't
want to go off the rails right
away I do
have a couple more Clips about
bite in
and no I'm sorry oh I'm sorry I
thought
you were done I'm sorry I got a
bunch of
good because I want to get
these in oh
good this is more analysis that
needs to
be discussed because this was
this is
this is Brooks you know our the
Democrat
who poses as a Republican on PBS
newshour Brooks & Dunn yeah
talk it
books and done talking about
Sanders
before this South Carolina
there's some
comments I thought were
interesting it's
in Compton in South Central LA
last week
and I took from 15 people on
saying
who's there's a Latino
african-american
community who's making sparks
in this
community and of those I just
got to
stop when whenever you hear
someone
talking about the Latino African
American American community
they're full
of shit this is not a winner
this you
done fortunately don't have the
very
beginning of this that was even
more
full of shit he says this guy's
in
writes for The New York Times
in New
York he says I was wandering
around in
watts what really he was in
watts he was
in was just yesterday just yeah
Oh
talking to people they are
people in the
black and brown community in
watts in
watts stuff in Compton in South
Central
LA last week and I was in South
Central
LA last week is an old white
dude and
actually he's plead it's pretty
gentrified now
to be honest about it if you
could find
still find black and brown
communities
15 people are saying whose
there's a
Latino african-american
community who's
making sparks in this community
and of
those people I'd say a bunch
maybe the
majority certainly couldn't
name the
candidate it's like they work
against
Trump they knew that that was
clear but
they include in are you asking
about
local politics they've got a
lot of
opinions and so the national
politics
swoops in and all of a sudden
people
have to make of you but if you
notice
that a lot of people are using
the term
swoop now I glad you caught
that that's
people have to make a view but
it's
they've been focusing on
frankly more
important things in their lives
I do
would make a call to Bill
Clinton Barack
Obama I think Bernie Sanders
represents
a challenge to their style of
Democratic
Party and the only two people
who can
create unity in an anti Sanders
wing are
Barack Obama and Bill Clinton
and if
they came in and said we're
gonna
organize so we don't divide the
vote
five or six ways then they
could be the
only ones to do that they're
probably
not gonna do it they're gonna
sit on the
sidelines but I do think if
they want to
defend the Democratic parties
they
understand it this is the week
this is
the moment when they say it's
gonna be
Biden and we're all going to
work
together or it's gonna be X and
we're
all gonna work together I do
think there
has to be some leadership
otherwise it
looks extremely likely to me
that Bernie
Sanders just wow this this guy
and he's
he says he's a Republican is
that the
guy you know he represents that
side of
the argument but he never does
agree
this is just a different kind
of debt
why in the hell so what he's in
essence
saying is that no we just can't
have
Bernie Sanders and everyone
agrees do
they realize they're making the
exact
same assumptions and mistakes
they did
with Trump this will this is
going to
give Bernie a certainty well
maybe but
the Democrat Party still is
behind not
getting I mean the party itself
as I
said I followed them yeah I
can't
disagree because you were right
and and
Joe
this so it's gonna have trouble
on
supertuesday
Joe is gonna have trouble with
his
cereal in the morning it's so
easy to
make these jokes but I feel bad
about it
cuz one day I'm gonna be 78 and
I know
I'm gonna be making jokes about
you but
you did you know if you're
gonna be out
running for president I deserve
it that
it's a little different than
just being
around the house all they're
using a
fork to eat is cereal with a
joint in my
mouth so okay thank you I'm
over it now
screw him the guys off is off
his rocker
let's play another there's
another
Brooks clip Brooks also
discusses the
kovat 19 thing in the elections
I mean I
here's the thing I'm I will get
into
this eventually but this thing
is not
gonna get through the summer
yeah I mean
play this we can get to look
back on
that got one more clip with
shields
talking about the election - it
could
become like it could take over
the
election I mean I I really no
ideas I'm
not qualified to know how big
this will
spread but I saw an article
that most
Americans will get some form of
it and
not a bad form but some form
and if that
if we start cancelling events
if the
economy goes down if we can't
gather in
crowds that's suddenly a
gigantic event
and so many people were Trump's
critics
or who even sympathized with
them but
didn't think he was a great
manager a
great leader suddenly they all
say that
we've been saying this for
years well at
least we haven't had a real
crisis and
then suddenly we get a real
crisis and
so to look at it in the crass
political
terms I don't see any upside
for Trump
I do see significant downside
and a lot
of upside for the Democrats
since they
are the party of health care
since they
are the party government you
know it
could really shock us how big
this this
becomes as it's already is in
other
countries all right I have to
play this
clip from the Bill Maher show
it fits
because it's about the politics
of it
this was it last night but wait
before
you play that should mention
how come
nobody mentions that maybe the
Trump
crowds
diminish a bit physic Ovid I
have a lot
as well I have a lot of
coronavirus
stuff to talk but I'm just
interjecting
this then we can come back to
the
shields clip because it was I
mean I saw
and I think I can see sometimes
when
Marr is really just in his act
and he'll
say something kind of rational
after he
does his whole thing but last
night he
was truly a little it was
Friday night
but the keeper and I were
watching we
turned it off halfway through
is like I
don't you know we're gonna go
to bed
make love I don't want to hear
this
credit I can't have this in my
brain
anymore it was so Mar of course
and he
had the first person he had on
was some
some she'll epedemic epidermal
epidemic
EPOXI epidemiologist he
couldn't say it
either which was interesting
epidemia
how does it go again just thank
you
epidemiologist I got it now and
so the
first 10 minutes was about you
know she
basically was saying nothing
new she's a
I don't know I don't know I
don't know
why he had her on but then he
had EJ
Dionne who some I don't know
like is he
do do you know him EJ Dionne
the Ohio it
puts a Jane Kleeb in your lab
yeah you
know her she was very annoying
and then
I don't know why he even agreed
to go on
buck Sexton and it's like wow
when you
see that I don't care how much
of an
ex-cia guy you are you're an
enemy enemy
territory and you're gonna be
chewed up
and you're gonna get you
shouted over
and it was exactly about this
and just
I'll set it up that Bill Maher
is
convinced along with some
version of the
establishment that he roles in
that
Trump is in complete complete
bumbling
idiot does not care is making
we're all
gonna die basically because of
Trump
that is that was the premise
and here's
out when so uh Donald Trump had
a rally
a few hours ago by the way
I've edited it for sanity so uh
Donald
Trump had a rally a few hours
ago he is
calling the coronavirus their
new hoax
so I'm gonna look on the bright
side of
this and say that I think the
corona
virus is going to change
people's views
of Donald Trump finally I think
choose
simultaneous conversations that
are
happening from the president's
side and
really cross country one of
them is this
is one of the very few issues
out there
up there with foreign military
invasion
right where everybody goes this
is
something we have to deal with
I was at
Long Island Railroad JFK
yesterday
people got the masks on
everyone's
freaked out markets are tanking
and
nobody wants us to be a
pandemic the
administration doesn't want to
be a
pandemic so all of our
interests are
aligned but he is lying his ass
off
about it do you do you really
not have
Donald Trump has like one go to
which is
denying do you really have no
buyer's
remorse with a guy who is lying
who says
we're gonna have a vaccine soon
and when
there isn't easy to cut wait he
just
said there's gonna be a vaccine
but
there isn't there will be a
vaccine he
said this is like Trump is
terrible
therefore he's bad at this and
that's
actually not talking about
this is a crisis serious crisis
and the
guy is a liar who is putting
into place
people who Co are not competent
to
Angela just from this do you
think he
wants 0 doesn't want less oil
what do
you think everything is what it
really
wants is the study but he cares
about is
the stock market that's all he
can
that's what he said just a
derangement
where the president's interests
are
aligned here if he wants to get
reelected she's going to do the
best job
he can there's no matter how
terrible
anybody here thinks he is but
he almost
admire you because somebody who
tries to
do the impossible should be
admired but
dealing with this in any other
way but
to protect himself not protect
the
country why did he tell the
Chinese say
the Chinese are doing a great
job here
why didn't he intervene there
from China
when some experts initially
said that
that was a bad idea
now they're saying actually and
why
don't we have more testing kits
all
across our country especially
in our you
know in World War two as soon
as the war
started they closed down all
the car
factories and in weeks they
were making
bomber planes and tanks we
can't in this
country make masks nobody can
get a mess
because they're sold out on
Amazon and
everywhere else guys freaked
out he is
and by the way a memo to Bill
Maher
masks don't come from the
magical Amazon
warehouse you know masks are
made
somewhere and it was policies
of many
other presidents before us and
and
Congress who decided it was
much better
to move everything overseas so
but that
they can sit there and say he
doesn't
care you only cares about
himself he
doesn't care about winning
I don't understand its unhinged
behavior
they're a totally unhinges is
embarrassing I think so
and just to people I don't know
I just
can't understand it but also
what level
of of paranoid do they have out
in California's maybe
specifically it
doesn't make any sense there's
been one
death do you oh well can we do
you want
to do anymore um well yeah I
got the one
she I play the one last let's
do that
about Biden and about the
election yeah
even though it's gonna show next
Thursday it's going to be a
whopper
because it'll be after Super
Tuesday and
we will have analysis you're
not gonna
get anyplace else
this is the Biden campaign in
California
shields in California is
David's paper
reported yesterday in a
terrific piece
he has one office and when the
reporter
went it was man oh stop stop
stop stop
you have to set it up the clip
is about
Biden's campaign in states
other than
South Carolina and I was
talking about
Biden has one office go in
California
it's David's paper reported
yesterday in
a terrific piece he has one
office and
when the reporter went there
goes my
head locked and when he went
back the
second time they had a table
set up for
volunteers and there were more
table set
up than there weren't
volunteers I mean
you know so if he does win it's
a great
tribute to his popularity to the
vestigial good feelings that
people have
for Barack Obama and for Joe
Biden but
it's not any campaign that's
been
persuasive thought what did he
say
oh yeah sorry what he said is
that
there's zero presence of bite
and in
California he's not gonna get a
vote
what Bernie's just gonna take
the whole
state oh I don't believe that
well
there's no there's no ads he
only has
that we've seen have been for
Bloomberg
Bernie and steyr yeah and I've
seen all
of them I know we don't get the
full the
full gamut but Bloomberg ads
rampant
here in Austin steyr ads and
mayor Pete
and I I'm probably gonna argue
there
Bloomberg I think is sending
the whole
gambit to the gambit the whole
range of
ads to Texas is one of his
targets well
I'm also hearing from people
that
they're hearing two to three
Lumbergh adds in one adblock
which means
I get to you've got a carpet
bomb if
you're doing that which I don't
know if
it really is effective it might
be but
your carpet bomb I mean that's
I mean
that's the stuff that you know
Tide
marketers people who sell soap
dream of
that ruptured how much money
can you
have to do that it's really
incredible
and again I'm very happy he's
doing it
because we'll we'll learn if
you can
actually buy something I think
we should
consider moving the coronavirus
till
after our first break and do a
couple
other things since there is
some other
news
but first sticking kind of with
the
election this is the the Malcom
Nance
clip I think you heard this one
one of
our producers sent it to us and
it's
from I couldn't clip it I found
that
varrock wanting Malcom Nance
who's Malcolm Nance welcome
Nance is a
chief petty officer who was in
cryptography in the Navy
yes it's somehow fun that often
it be
some sort of an X that's why I
like him
so much and now he's on a
podcast he's
already unhinged when he's when
he's on
television but now he's doing
the
podcast rounds and this was him
on the
why it matters podcast on a
scale of one
to ten how strongly by the way
Jon I
think that this will be the
right voice
for a podcast what do you think
we
should do auditions on a scale
of one to
ten how strongly do you think we
responded to 2016
oh that's I didn't even have it
on the
scale it's not on the scale
it's it's
not on the scale we're not
prepared at
all for 2020
the way Russia had attacked us
was using
truth hath truths and lies I
sort of
liked information cruise
missiles and
the air that they glide on is
the
Internet
the explosive payload is the
lie that's
embedded in there and the
problem is
unlike a regular cruise missile
where
the payload hits and explodes
this is
more like spreading a you know
a virus
right it's like a rumor or a
lie and
once it's out even if you say
it was a
lie or a rumor it can't but
it's more
insidious than just a rumor or
a lie
what was hacked in 2016 wasn't
the
Democratic National Committee
it was the mindset of the
American voter
and the way they hacked it was
to enter
it pour in misinformation allow
you and
your loved ones to spread the
virus and
now completely infected you
refuse to
believe that anything is wrong
with you
well that's bleak and scary I
love the
music I love the whole
production it was
purchased by the Council on
Foreign
Relations of all places who
barely have
they have money I know why they
budget
disco this girl is a New York
writer as
the CFR Idzik CFR so you see if
our
chickie
I don't think so I think she's
just was
hired to do these podcast she
might be
but she's too low end she is a
she
writes a lot about her own
tattoos and
you see the whole essay on what
yet you
have no the trouble she had to
go
through to get one removed
right you you
did Oppo research on her she
does she's
solid Brooklynite seems like a
very
lonely woman to me what is her
name
I'm so happy you did
she's a wreck so she's doing
this
podcast with this with this guy
she's
not the worst they brought a
woman in
that has much more vocal fry'
than she
does and talks a lot Gabriella
Sierra
there we go yeah that's her and
they
brought she brought some other
woman in
on that same thing and she's
worse and
and unfortunately they both
have such
similar voices that you can't
tell one
from the other and it's like it
becomes
confusing to listen you know
that she
does look like a solid
Brooklynite
you're so right and yes I can
see why
she'd be lonely not because
she's not
because of her parents I could
just that
she's actually looking actually
yeah but
I know this type what do you
mean you
know I know that open me that
they're
what we had one of it we had an
imposter
that came in there always spook
no it's
a girlfriend of one of the guys
who
stranded hey these guys are
okay and you
can tell it's alright I know
okay let's
go to brexit yeah and I love
that people
are yelling at me on Twitter
saying
you're wrong the brexit
happened man
brexit happened
Rex it happened man it hasn't
what
happened yeah they took the
flag down
yeah said they say that because
the deal
was psycho they give me the
date and the
time when it was signed yeah I
know that
but they're still kind of
negotiating
the entire deal is like getting
a
divorce but signing the papers
and then
saying let's split up the
assets which
is a very odd way of getting a
divorce
and I didn't evolve or Shamim
that was
everybody else but now
according to
Conservative member of
parliament Ian
Duncan the EU is panicking and
it's
panicking over a number of
things you
know the fisheries they may
have they
may they may starve without the
UK I
don't know but here he is
talking from I
think a renewed sense of fue
you well
Europe's in a panic now because
they
started to realize that Britain
going is
normos deal they tried to
pretend it's
not it is an enormous problem
for them
and so now what they're doing is
panicking over what how
competitive the
UK will become and we will
become
incredibly competitive compared
to the
European Union which is just
bogged down
rules and regulations
bureaucracy we
wanna break free of all of
that's what
people voted for to make our
own rules
on migration a lot of fishing
waters on
our borders all these things
are really
really important so we're very
clear
that we're not going to accept
this
negotiating position because
this
negotiating position is all
about trying
to tie us down so that we can't
compete
and we need to say I'm sorry we
are not
going to do that and if that
means at
the end of it all we move to
WTO World
Trade Organization terms then
so be it
and the countries that will
really be
damaged by that will of course
be in the
European Union not us after all
remember
we run a trade deficit in goods
and
foodstuffs of over a hundred
billion
pounds a year now that's 100
billion
pounds worth of goods and foods
that
they sell us more than we sell
them you
know that is that is a point
for the
European Union you now are at
risk to a
minimum of 100 billion a year
you make
your minds up in Europe do you
want to
do trade with us because we
want a
Canada style in other words a
normal
free trade deal and then we're
gonna go
and make free trade deals with
America
we'll make them with all the
other
countries like Canada Japan
Australia
wants to do one New Zealand
wants India
is now begging us to do a deal
huge
possibilities for the UK being
tied to
Europe is not the answer to
wrecks it
I like the bravado I think they
have
some they're certainly with the
fishing
they have some some advantage
I'm not
sure what else with that
hundred billion
where does it all come from
what are
they what are they selling what
does the
UK Brits yeah what are they
selling cars
parts look what cars T what
cars no it
doesn't everything owned by
being a dull
range the plywood car yes a
fine British
motor vehicle I don't know
it just seems like they've I
mean
everything points towards a
crash out
screw you type of deal its what
that's
what it looks like but the use
is is
faltering they're having so
much trouble
right now that they can't
really afford
to let just blow it up like
that they're
gonna have to do something and
and the
problems so we have a couple of
things
first of all the migrant issue
all over
Europe is you know it doesn't
really
bubble to the top of the news
because
you know Trump at least in
these parts
but I think even even what I'm
reading
in the EU papers you know but
probably
no one told you about what was
going on
in Paris a massive fire in the
center of
Paris forced the partial
evacuation of
one of the capitals of busiest
train
stations guards and Lyon the
fire has
been brought under control
demonstrators
reportedly set fire to scooters
and bins
during a protest against the
skaters
scooters and bins and the way
you're
talking about you is just
you're gonna
play some of these clips I do I
have the
clip for what's going to key
opening the
gates again it's 24 that's
exactly where
I was going and I have looked
into this
somewhat so weak that one has
been
warning that it's country is
struggling
to cope with the growing number
of
migrants in Turkey in recent
years
millions have fled war-torn
nations to
Turkey in the hope of using it
as a
stepping stone to reach Europe
an
agreement in 2016 saw the EU
promised
Ankara six billion euros worth
of
financial aid but turkey says
Brussels
has failed to hold up its side
of the
bargain and that the borders
into Europe
were once again open what did
we say
months ago if things continue
like this
US will be forced to open the
gates the
EU didn't believe what we said
but what
did we do yesterday we opened
the border
gates
regime did the decision means
the
migrant crisis that so polarized
European opinion in 2015 will
probably
flare up again and for millions
of
people that a new life in
Europe could
be in reach
from Izmir I am going to Greece
and then
to France I will wait there for
two-three days or a week if
they don't
open the borders I will go
straight to
the Everest River the mood
comes after
one of the bloodiest week since
turkeys
military intervention in
rebel-held
areas of Syria began in October
on
Thursday dozens of Turkish
troops died
after an airstrike by Russian
back
regime forces and Turkish drones
retaliated with an attack that
killed
dozens of Syrian soldiers the
Syrian
government has also failed to
comply
with an ultimatum from Ankara
to pull
its troops back from Turkish
observation
posts meaning further
retaliation seems
likely yes so the gates have
been opened
I think 30,000 migrants were
let out of
their containments 18,000
already made
it into Greece Greece is trying
to stop
them and I'm trying to feel
this is all
about Eid Lib it live in
northwestern
Syria and it's a little
complicated to
understand what's going on I
can only
really see it as being oil oil
refineries specifically there's
a m5
motorway in Syria goes right
past idli
bits strategically very
important
there's the connection over to
Latika
Latakia I think it is Latika
Latakia
where they have you know it was
actually
a beautiful part of Syria on
the on the
west side on the coast the way I
understand it is when and and
now this
strategy starts to come into
play but I
don't understand it yet is when
we Trump
took out sulemani that
completely upset
the balance in the Middle East
in
particular as it relates to
Iran and so
now you have rouhani and air
Dewan so
the the President of Iran and
the
president of Turkey talking
saying okay
you know we have to have a
political
solution to this so they're
going to try
and split stuff up but the
Russians are
in there and they're not having
any of
it but really the Turks are
kind of the
aggressor as far as I can see
in this
they are the ones that are
messing
around
in something that's not their
country
they're getting pushed back and
then you
know so you have Russia Syria
and then
Iran is also tied to Syria but
not
really and you know it's
confusing which
is confusing but the Turks will
tell you
that their their problem is
that this
there's all this action taking
place in
the in Syria that is causing
these
people to want to flee right
but the
tourney the Turks are there
themselves
they should get the hell out
what are
they doing there well we the
one you
know I don't want to say that we
suckered them into going in
there it
feels like it but it looks like
it to me
too I mean we were there for
said we
weren't supposed to be there in
the
first place
no because we had set up this
phony-baloney
revolution that was gonna take
place and
take go you know take him out
never
happened never worked out so
either send
some troops and that did wasn't
doing us
any good and so and we
shouldn't have
done that either but we did and
then
Trump comes along and he's
trying to
figure out how to get out of
this deal
and somehow cajoles Turkey and
they're
taking over our role of
screwing things
up with the excuse that hey you
guys you
guys have to take the brunt of
all these
these refugees once you just
you know
shoot at them and says well the
Turks
are getting the push back like
you're
sitting so saying okay screw it
then
we're just gonna open the gates
let the refugees come through
we're
gonna create a trail they'll go
right
through Turkey right into
Greece and
it's not our problem anymore
and we're talking from you know
the
reports that 900,000 people
have fleed
that fled ed lib interestingly
when I
look at the video and pictures
of what's
coming into Greece I don't see
families
I see young men died and that
may just
be the ones who are the first
to go I
don't know there's not a lot of
information and what is
disappointing
all those gee I'm not surprised
where is
the mainstream media on this
you recall
only I don't know six weeks ago
oh just
throwing the cards
people they just know gives you
shit the
killing them and Trump drum bad
drummer
and now there's actually almost
a
million people who have been
displaced
because of what's going on
there no one
gives a crap
not a single second have I seen
on
television yes crickets total
crickets
and that's a real humanitarian
crisis
that's going on there but of
course I
have to remind myself it's
American
mainstream media those are
brown people
who live in sand unless we can
tie it to
trump who cares that's how they
think
and it's people trying in 5em
racist
media it truly is and I've just
been
trying to get some good
information and
it's everything is sketchy you
know but
it bottom line ruh haunts or
Iran and
Turkey have to work out some
difference
they have to work something out
and
otherwise this is only gonna
get worse
and what they need to work out
I'm not
sure but they said what they're
the one
said Zoey we need a political
solution
which means he doesn't want
more war and
I guess no one wants it but I
don't know
and any help from the producers
would be
fantastic certainly anyone
who's boots
on the ground we know we know
you're out
there but I don't know what to
do with
this I really don't you can't
do and
redo dart we do what we can and
then
just to show you how stupid the
overpaid
media is this is a report from
the BBC
and I'm sure the sure it's
important to
know that the the panel had the
Panama
things the Panama virus is
killing
bananas you've probably known
about this
you'd be someone who would know
about
the bananas
yeah the Cavendish banana is
about to go
extinct yes thank you
and and that's a I think a big
deal like
bananas we're all bananas go
extinct or
just the caffeine just this one
that
what the good the one good
banana that's
left and apparently it's not
even as
good as the other one that went
extinct
I
told em the one good to long
you know
yellowy banana that did that
ripen
slowly and it ripens you goes
from green
right yeah you know that banana
is gonna
be gone in probably a decade or
two so I
I hear about this I'm looking
around and
you know you've already heard
Boris
Johnson say I'm gonna cut
funding to the
BBC well when I hear this I
just wanted
to learn something about what's
going on
with the banana this is the
production
and just imagine the video with
it but
you'll hear they almost like
the Council
on Foreign Relations podcast
there with
the with Malcolm Nance they
need to
dress it all up and give you
sound
effects and and set the tone
just tell
me what's happening with your
banana the
banana is one of the world's
favorite
fruits
but in the fields where they
grow a
fungus is creeping through the
soil -
and Bruce lessly destroying one
banana
crop after another I didn't put
that in
there yeah that's this is the
BBC we
have so much cream this is all
the beet
I didn't just never have not
touched
this all I did is cut it off
after a
minute cuz I couldn't take it
this is
how they produce a simple story
they got
way too much money another so
work is
underway to rescue the banana
this man thinks he might have
found the
solution using the bananas he's
grown in
a greenhouse in the Netherlands
these
are Cavendish bananas which are
the
best-known variety in the world
but
before long they could become a
thing of
the past
the killer is a fungus called
fizz area
Moxa's poram
and when it gets into the soil
it causes
bananas to develop the tr4
strain of
Panama disease which has wiped
out crops
on farms in Africa Asia Latin
America
and Australia once it's in the
soil it's
almost impossible to get it out
again
could the answer be just to
take the
soil away I just realize what's
going on
this is a sickness and this
sickness
probably started when a lot of
the NPR
people went to podcasting and
you know
then it's like what's that
radio Radio topia what's his
name
without the podcast every one
has this
or everyone this these
producers out
there this desire this
insatiable need
to dress up everything and put
the scary
music
under everything to make you
feel like
you're really in the mood for
it people
people there's a reason why Joe
Rogan
has a hundred million
subscribers
because he doesn't have any of
that crap
get a clue you know don't you
think it's
some kind of sickness or this
overproduction just give me
that give me
a little bit I don't mind a
little bit
but just give me the news well
it's a
little bit like our jingles
mock to the
mom yes we do it to mock the
model yeah
and which a lot of people don't
understand because it's a lot
of people
got put off by it oh that's
terrible
what are they doing is this hot
what I
call high amateur ooh I like
that term
all right a mystery and I put
myself in
that category I like a lot of
noise and
stuff but I would never produce
something that actually was
finished
product I'm adding a fly I
think it's
fine cuz you're just doing a
live show
and you just do it oh it's
right in
there now throwing stuff in but
when you
sit down and actually produce
and you
bring the music go to bananas
banana about a banana when it
should be
just straight and I just want
to hear
about it I want to understand
the
mechanism is taking place with
regarding
the banana
I don't knit what's the point
of the
music if I'm in a mood music is
to put
you in a mood I don't need to
be in a
mood when you heard it in that
piece
went oh the Pinet the Cavendish
banana
is dying awful scary music and
then
people will save the world I
just know
we used to call that well that
works
better on television it's just
I don't
understand it I don't
understand it's
not necessary I find it
annoying and I
think you're wasting time no
one's like
the videos is that well you
know they
these guys who produced these
high clip
video touched cameras
everything's
angled a shot of the guy's face
with its
tongue sticking out then a shot
of me
cutting something then boom
boom boom
you know you see this on the
Food
Network in some of these other
places
where you have these production
companies that use this old
tricks of
fast cuts you never learn a
damn thing
watching this show that try to
kind of
keep you hypnotized bloop sounds
occasionally boy annoying it's
the whole
thing I don't know I never
liked it
personally I look for I couldn't
function because I do like it
but I
don't like the way they're
doing it it's
kind of a part of the I don't
maybe
they're playing into the the
the 1.5 1.3
x speed listeners there's
something
wrong I got a there's an
element that's
an interesting pool I got an
email from
one of our producers who said
that he
was I started listening to not
just our
show but lots of podcasts at
one point
three and he says he got
nightmares and
then he and somehow he deduced
that that
might have something to do with
it and
he went back to one time speed
and the
nightmares went away
I'd wow if anyone else has that
let me
know because this that is
interesting
still no there's a couple of
different
things we should talk about
just for a
split second is is the speed up
a ones
like the one point three one
point one
point five is usually what it
is but is
this a manual speed up where you
actually just note celebrating
everything and then changing
the tone no
no digital and it just it
really digital
just about silences okay
the digital ones which YouTube
employees
yeah is very interesting to
listen to
because it's mostly chopped out
silences
so you chop out the silences
most a lot
of chopped out silence and you
speed up
the voice but you you change
the tempo
but not the pitch yes and so it
still
sounds like the person but
they're
faster because it's time for it
to do us
and we could probably I that
and people
who are listening at one point
three
speed right now they're really
starting
to freak out because they have
no idea
what's really going on and
without like
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morn to
you John say Devorah committee
would see
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key Dow sailing to Yemen
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frankincense and Kat across the
empty
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on JRE due to you being the pot
father
please bring buzzkill with you
there's
33 more years of the best
podcasting
universe boom I don't think
that way I
mean I don't think that would
be a good
show I don't we are yeah we are
so
uncomfortable in real life
together
that's no good cuz we we don't
want to
ruin the show no I get into a
fight now
we don't get into fights we
just don't
really know what to do I mean
you really
you wreck it and people have
looked when
you were here for the wedding
people who
looked at us and went are you
sure you
actually do that show together
you guys it's like we're so
uncomfortable it's like this
magical
wall of microphone and
headphones is
very very handy actually
decided to
eliminate one of the elements
of radio
which is a good one but I mean
when I
was working with Leo a lot it
was
available to me then mm-hmm
which is
visual cues to the other guy
yeah no
we're beyond that we got some
kind of we
have we got some up Reggie we
got some
visual cues are very handy with
my with
my Tourette's you'd be like
what what do
you want there we go never work
with
animals children and Tourette's
guys
that is that's your show
business tip
before the day is electrifying
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since you
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it's just shorten it to Bob day
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sexy yeah
Geor for those taking notes yes
but
apparently just pronounced
whore whore
whore and whore for whore is
also a an
adjective and it's it's would
someone
say that is really disgusting
you'd say
duh this whore interestingly
not dot is
whore
that's Duffy's whore mum that
does whore
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I've been
a long time listener without a
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so this this magical episode
I'd like to
donate a magic number and ask
for some
baby-making karma for my
beautiful wife
and I uh huh please continue
the awesome
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of you and everyone in the no
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family regards Bob from the
beautiful
region of vent day to the east
of the
Netherlands vente the tickers
we call
them they're really nice people
these
are the salt of the earth Dutch
people
who live in int vente and
apparently and
we can help them out with a
little bit
of baby-making
you've got karma now we got
baronet hoji
hyung yes and he's sent a note
and
course this is really a
problematic
didn't get it to Eric I did but
it got a
lot you know it was the names
aren't
don't match but luckily I found
the note
I sent a donation to via PayPal
thought
of you show me a limey they had
a note
but I used one of the links in
the
newsletter I didn't know that
he missed
it is what happened what are
you saying
he sent a note he says that you
sent a
note on PayPal but he didn't
see the
note to put even tried to ok ok
so you
get a donation for 333 okay we
had the
email matches my baronet name
Ho Chi
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apologize for any confusion
thanks it
doesn't really have any desire
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cage on aged baronet Mong Kok
Hong Kong
depending these days stateside
to avoid
the bat eaters in Wuhan flew
bad either
but that doesn't happen in Hong
Kong
oh they don't the Cantonese are
not
gonna eat everything chomping
the
trumpet that's yeah that's what
he's new
he's not no he's saying the bass
probably referring to the Hong
Kongers
for the best the bass a good ok
onward
well thank we very odd baronet
Ho Chi
hung John Bogle in Bronx oh
yeah the guy
I was talking about
ok got it yeah 3 12 21 with this
donation and accompanying
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producer ship I finally take my
seat at
the round table with the no
agenda
knights and dames I'd like to
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round - nice
I like it well they have the
attention
of the what kind of which
coachman
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attention
of the valley for value Network
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we picked up enough Awards and
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a word of mouth to earn a
producer the
distribution deal he's got a
producer
wah Woody Allen's rainy day in
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can't get on can't get on
Netflix or
anywhere can't get a producer
deal in
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word if you
like to feel me rely heavily on
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of the
shameless plug
I also request some jobs Carmen
hopes of
booking another good role I
don't want
to send guy is a warrants in
war and
peace to you so here are some
stray
notes you should either read or
not I
want to give a big shout out to
Zurich a
love lavender blossoms probably
helped
me with a movie in some way I
recently
switched from another brand and
Elbe
works me much better
hi and costless hi I'm John
Vogel you
probably see me in some of my
work like
the trouble I recently switched
from a
different brand - lavender
blossoms when
producers specify they don't
agree with
everything you say but a
further is a
growing sense among the younger
generations that one should
only consume
media that matches their
ideology
whatever reason Millennials and
Gen Z
may need extra encouragement to
seek and
support interesting
perspectives they
don't always agree with your
support
perspectives they don't always
agree
with five or six years ago I
experimented with my podcast
playback
speed to 1.3 X I started getting
horrible nightmares every night
this is
what they know who you're
talking about
and that when I went to sleep
when I
turned my playback speed back
to one the
nightmares stopped that being
said I
still use a setting I used to
say to
count the silence and pause it
so he's
still compresses yeah which i
think is
isn't still a mistake you do
whatever
you want night and I encourage I
encourage the user manipulation
but your
Adam is a fan of the pause big
fan it's
very important it lets
everything reset
lets things sink down lets you
catch
your breath for a second
and then we can't continue it's
it's a I
am a fan of it but it's okay
I'm I enjoy
anyone being able to mangle it
any way
they want that's fine of course
thank
you John and I will be giving a
review
of the movie on the next show
and also
by the way humor sometimes
requires
pauses Jack many of course
being the
premier example of guy who
could use
them but sometimes you need to
be you
know you need to say something
you need
to drop something mini has to
be timed a
certain way and that sometimes
it
requires a pause sometimes a
long pause
there's sometimes a long pause
is funny
and so you're just taking all
that out
of the show it's this that's
okay it's
all the minor insults okay
there goes my
role but right there's so much
for your
bit part all right anyway I
worried
though it did she have some
Carly
releases request though didn't
he he's
getting it
you've got karma yes I'm sorry
he
actually needed jobs promised
jobs jobs
and jobs that's not your job
Harmon throw-in to go there so
next time
let's just say Dame Sarah
Rupert who's just recently
married has a
baby and she was at the Oakland
Meetup
oh okay
anis and the baby was there and
everybody even when she left
you talked
about this baby and tell us
about this
baby what was what was the base
was a
good just a second
almost perfect sucker baby
that's been
to one of these meetups we had
a sucker
baby show up at with it I think
it was a
some Chicano fan had a baby at
the thing
it was same thing this baby was
a girl
perfect beautiful googoo gaga
yeah every sort of thing a baby
should
be it was just and it was like
what a
gray and we talked that
question you
know that it was a that's a
baby that's
a good-looking baby those are
the ones
that once they hit two they
become
terrorists well not necessarily
but when
they're little babies their
baby always
cause some sucker babies
nineties and
the sucker baby is a baby that
you bring
out in public and other women
and and
even guys go that's all I want
one of
those and then did you guys
bring the
adorable yeah he showed up
didn't take
the l-train the adorable was
there if
the adorable with the sucker
baby I did
not have the sucker baby with us
Theodore sometimes I think like
that
know they could have been is
fisting you
know John well you know what I
mean yeah
no mama
mmm-hmm fist bump fist bumping
so yeah
she was there at the sucker
baby and
there was an interesting meet
up I do
want to take tell when I do we
had one
woman there who was I think she
was a
she was a woman I worked for a
quango of
some sort and people should
look into
that and she has she was it she
was a
girlfriend of a guy that's a
real fan of
the show but she's not so much
and this
is not you know and I think he
brought
her there and she did you just
look at
the group picture she's not
she's not
gonna show her face
but she's a classic and I
spotted her as
like oh I seen this type before
and which of course would
really annoy
were just saying a tape tape
mm-hmm and
it was the type of which go
pretty with
very little makeup if any but
pretty
which is always a good thing
kind of
frizzy hair and and look which
is looks
like she should be squinting
her eyes
when she looks at you but you
can see
that the thought bubble in her
head as
she's looking at you with this
kind of
virtual squinty eyes looking at
you and
the thought bubble says men oh
oh okay
yeah man not to insult her or
her
boyfriend where I won't mention
uh she
it would be the type to
convince him to
get a vasectomy in his 20s ah
yes okay
story done all right
this she's gonna tap bastard I
just
thought I'd throw that in there
so but
Dame Sarah did write a note in
and go
right to it
good morning from former
Baroness Sarah
Bradley now in need of his name
chin she
needs to be a needs to be put
on the
list for a name change okay
Baroness
yeah
Sarah Rupert you got it this
donation is
a special thank you for the no
agenda
community for helping me make my
repeated request of
relationship karma
work it really took a long time
nearly
ten years and now I finally met
the
right person I'd 45 I was
afraid it was
too late for me but with my no
agenda
karma I'm now I'm married to
love of my
life and have had the best
little human
resource six-month-old baby
violet nice
and she's how old six months
no no Dame Sarah was 45 no god
bless you
girl nice yeah she looks she
looks like
she's about 36 okay goodnight
very young
looking good skin yeah good skin
actually I've been listening
since
episode one on
sorry about that - no Janice
Joe's been
there for me all these years to
support
the infotainment keeping my
amygdala
small and for the karma by
donation
requests relationship
relationship karma
to be given to all the
producers that
are listening and need it now
like I did
also I'm the Protectorate of
Sonoma
County and like to add it to
Napa County
says they now live in both
spots I'm by
Valley weight
Stein first it's time for a
North beat
bay meet up I really like this
seat you
see the Santa Rosa and
Sebastopol
producers I hear them in the
donation
segments Russian River brewery
Houma the
plane of the younger and elder
and
Windsor would be a great spot
actually
it's not in winters in Santa
Rosa be a
great spot hopefully some steps
in to
set up the date time post the
meetup
page blah blah blah violet and
I will
come if it's posted and
announced but I
never seem to get organized
enough to do
it myself
love and light Baroness Sarah
Rupert and
baby violet still hitting my
husband
Jonathan in the mouth gently
and now I
should mention there's a
there's a
operation that Jonathan's part
of which
is this giant wine and food
Dean &
Deluca competitor that Deena
DeLuca went
broke and these guys kind of
took it oh
it took over in fact the place
and the
santolina is the gary's it's
called
gary's gary's wine market and
marketplace for something like
that and
most of them are in New York
and New
Jersey and there's one in Napa
for some
unknown reason and it's
interesting
place and I would say they
probably have
a lot of good apparently
snail a lot of good wine yeah
but anyway
she's married to this guy he's
like a
skeptic about the show already
hmm and
and she drugged up and she
dragged him
along to the Meetup
no he didn't show up just
violet little
baby violet
so we'll see anyway as
relationship
karma for everybody else
you've got karma would you know
I should
probably mention that because
of a the
palindrome on the on the show
episode
along with which means we have
a lot of
donation notes to read along
with the
all the meetups on the 29th the
leap day
shows gonna go long so if
you're an
affiliate be on alert you want
me to
pick up one and we alternate a
bit
because these are long yeah go
mark
men's ik 233 dollars thirty
three cents
jingles Sanders on the
president AOC
who's ready for the revolution
you pigs
in human clothing goat karma
for all
Trump Pelosi Jobs karma for my
daughter-in-law Britney I was
compelled
to donate after I was hit in
the mouth
with a couple of 33s during a
vacation
with my smokin hot wife in Cape
Town
South Africa huh we wandered
into a
random restaurant in the harbor
area and
sat at a random table that
happened to
be table number 33 while later
while
site seating I noticed a sign
displaying
all of the cities in the world
on the
33rd degree south longitude line
including Cape Town finally
when the
latest newsletter explained the
one two
to one palindrome in hidden 33
I knew I
could no longer ignore these
signs and I
must donate the two 33 33
represents the
233 s I saw in Cape Town one
final
observation my wife and I spent
two
weeks in South Africa in Joburg
Johannesburg I guess that's
what you
call it if you're in the hood
Joburg so
they call it go out there at
that there
to Joburg on a safari and in
Cape Town
during that entire time we
tuned out all
new sources in fact we did not
turn on
any TVs and my amygdala has
never been
smaller or healthier very good
is that
the end of the note I think
that's the
end of the note isn't it yes
yes and a
Trump blow see jobs car van I'm
the
President of the United States
I have
all of the power
jobs jobs jobs jobs and jobs
next on the
list is voter Salutin Wouter
slotin
Wouter slotin's
yes Betty's in Denver - 33
sounds like a
Dutch I think he is he's my
first
donation since the two of you
started
accompanying me during my daily
commute
for a little more than a year
ago I knew
she would be appreciated you've
been
deduced no jingles but a little
go
Carmen ever heard I'm a Dutch
civil
engineer living the American
Dream and
Denmark's well we know that's
where
people calling to Pete was it
pee Buddha
judge who said that people live
the
American dream in Denmark more
than
America yeah yes yes nice did
you know
that Pete is actually Maltese
yes we've
been over this okay
any depresses aquavit and
blonde shield
maidens all around it's the
love of a
king
no a life of a king the lease
is the
live I tell you John is the
other
producers have stated earlier
Adam used
to be a big cultural hero for
Gen Xers
like myself growing up in
Holland in the
80s keyphrase used to be has
been here
oh hello I'm the has been
cultural hero
Friday evenings are around
driving
around a Rotterdam the curry
and Venning
khals show has always been
playing on
the car radio and boy do I miss
this
even to this day of
difficulties as to
when my weekend actually starts
without
the official curry and van
inkle the
weekend has started jingle you
have it
no I know how it goes Matt the
beacon
for today time at the making
something
like that okay okay if you can
get it to
be great Adam on one of the
previous
shows you mentioned your
interviews with
musicians on the dutch national
TV while
drinking milk I think one of
your first
big unit
Don Johnson you were probably
around 20
years old and I remember how
proud I was
on your behalf I remember that
that's
true I know we had a dutch show
hosts
who could actually have a
conversation
in English without that
terrible Dutch
accent what you talkin about
boy when
you thank him for the interview
I
remember him saying something
like hey
this was a good interview Adam
you also
had the BG's in the countdown
show at
one time we're gonna pissed off
very
early by asking how much it was
to work
with wacko Jacko do you
remember that
yeah I do
he turned to you and answered
well I can
tell you that mr. Michael
Jackson is a
very good friend and deserves
respect
and I can let me tell you let
me tell
you something hear me now
believe me
later that one moment in time
changed my
attitude forever and I thought
you know
it's so easy to call famous
people names
now let's just forget the show
from but
when and I really like the the
get
brothers of course the only one
left is
Barry now and and but when I
was young
us from 19 20 years old any any
yeah you
know mr. Michael Jackson to you
basically and I remember
feeling so
small and so stupid for trying
to be a
cool hip DJ it taught me a big
lesson
and so I appreciate that
well I should mention that
Colin you
know using nicknames and being
disrespectful Trump for example
it makes
any habit of it mm-hmm I think
it's more
I think you can you can use you
can
check you use the check box
it's okay
after you're 50 years old when
you're 20
it's not cool it's not cool but
when
you're 50 if you were 15 you
said
something like that it would be
like
yeah whatever you can do it and
when
you're my age in the sixties
plus
Wow you've got free pass yes of
course
do whatever do as you like old
man who
cares
all right wants to thank the
two of he
continues he wants to thank the
two of
us for a great show and
following up on
a discussion at a while back I
would
like to conclude with the
following i'd
like to taste a good swiss
cheese is
determined by the holes
it's the pauses in your
dialogue what's
wrong this this is good pauses
in your
dialogue that proofs that
proves the
quality of the best podcast in
the
universe best regards meaning
houston so
he says like good swiss cheese
is
determined by the holes the
pauses in
our dialogue prove the quality
mm-hmm
thank you I will take that to
my grave
sir thank you and he wanted a
goat I
think a karma go did you've got
dose of
Gaza in Wilmington Delaware
$229 and all
he says is purple 3:13 okay
okay Eric no
Yin no I think this house
pronounces the
Vietnamese name new e'en to
28:20 recent
Texas hi john and anna thank
you for
your hard work i want to give
it a shot
it to my friend sir chaotic
mass for
hitting me in the mouth a half
a year
ago ever since that moment I've
been
hooked listening to every show
for the
past six months I deserve a
douchebag
call out for not donating
sooner now I
always question that a proper
donation
and a deed douching is long
overdue but
just in time for my 29th
birthday on
February 28th of 228 20 also
want to
thank you even though I give me
the deed
you've been deduced I'd like to
thank
you for your media
deconstruction
especially for your coverage of
the vape
wars in recent recent times I
work in
the vaping in this tree and
have been
seeing the trends come and go
but the
past few months have had a
profound
effect on the industry and the
capitulation of jewell the THC
cartridge
scare
and sweeping new regulations I
look
forward to the inevitable
knighthood as
I make regular donations for
the value
for value model please accept
these
jingle requests Pelosi and
Trump jobs el
Sharpton resist we much little
girl shut
up slave China is a hole it's
true and I
go karma Eric from Richardson
Texas yeah
I just like to add some content
to this
because I would have brought it
up
otherwise there's now a bill
that has
been passed in the house it has
to us to
pass the Senate the president
has
already said he will veto it
and it
lumps in the vaping industry
with a new
tube with new tobacco
regulations and
it's very negative it completely
compares each cigarettes and
vaping to
tobacco products which is
there's no
comparison that even goes so
far as to
say that they have regulations
for
synthetic nicotine so not even
nicotine
derived from tobacco so they're
a bunch
of jamokes who are doing that I
think
it's a fine cessation product
also
they're putting regulations on
that look
like they want to kind of
capture the
vaporizer inhaling methodology
I'm not
quite sure where that is but
the point I
wanted to say is that they are
now going
to do something that we learned
is
counterproductive and we
learned this
years ago when I was still
living in the
I think in the UK they are now
going to
mandate all tobacco products
just like
the UK and the EU have pictures
on it of
horrible lungs and hearts and
bleeding
crap and what we've learned and
I
remember we made quite a study
of this
is that actually makes people
want to
smoke more believe it or not you
remember we had this it has a
very odd
effect of pulling people
towards the
product but here's the thing
that it may
be different what they're doing
here
it's not going to be pictures
it will be
photorealistic images so they're
actually going to draw if you
will
creating graphics horrible
looking lungs
and say that's what your lungs
will look
like if you use the
product so it's very it's a
it's a type
of propaganda that I find very
interesting coming from the
government
itself and I hope the president
vetoes
it it's ridiculous what they're
trying
to do to the let before people
want to
kill themselves let him do it
whatever they want but to then
employ
photo shoppers to make it look
horrible
and not even from a real picture
interesting no it doesn't make
sense
here are your jingles desist we
much we
must and we will much about
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slackers next on the list from
Fairview
Texas could be Slater for now
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anonymous
here 22222 regarding the spread
of the
corona virus considering the
spread of
it amongst the higher levels of
government in Iran I would be
concerned
about Dubai as a hub for
spreading it I
lived in and traveled the
region for
many years the Dubai Airport
has a
regional terminal that services
Iran as
well as many other countries in
the
region many with a lot of
expats from
the EU and Asia this there's
also a
considerable number of USA oh
gee a
other government agencies
people that
transition through that terminal
entering exiting the region
considering
the amount of third-world
traffic that
enters Dubai through terminal 2
and then
leaves the region by terminals
1 and 3 I
think there will be cause for
concern
not to mention the economic
impact
worldwide from local Seaways
being shut
down if there is spread within
the
Emirates the majority
population is just
there for
and lives in cramped quarters
yes
anonymous however we will be
talking
about this once we get through
all the
donations I don't think you
have to be
that worried but thank you very
much for
your support of the best
podcast in the
universe oh no priester 221 did
he send
us a note or is that just I
have it okay
good
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all right
come flu come flu is really I'm
gonna
give the most important piece of
information right up front this
is gonna
be a big spoiler and I posted
this but
this is from the New England
Journal of
Medicine which I as far as I
know is a
reputable source is this a
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source that we can see is yes
yes yes
okay so when people read this
they're
not just gonna say I like the
New York
Times no this is written by
Anthony as
written and researched by
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slouchy Clifford ouch dr. pouchy
Clifford Lane and Robert are
Redfield
these are these are people who
have been
around in the business for a
very long
time I'm the most important
paragraph of
this I'm going to read for you
because
this is this is the problem
that I'm
seeing with the numbers and the
numbers
is the mortality or fatality
rate which
people are throwing out there
and the
fatality rate is based upon
number of
cases who have it and number of
people
who died now unfortunately you
there
seems to be a problem with
testing kits
some of the the testing kits
don't
actually work as a kit you have
to draw
blood to do it so we really
don't know
how many people are actually
infected I
could be infected right now and
not know
it I may or may not get
symptoms but I'm
certainly not counted because
no one
knows it this is a little
different than
severe influenza which has
different
symptoms and that's much much
more is
known throughout decades and
decades of
witnessing this so it's very
easy to say
oh it has a 2% fatality rate
well yeah
that's what the people we have
tested
now and I should mention that
as JC
pointed out I think I mentioned
the last
show the to get tested if
you're like
here and I want to get tested
they the
fee is $3,000 in the insurance
companies
wall
pick it up yes and and so this
this
really doesn't this skews our
numbers
and I'm and I'm actually I'm
very tired
of people telling me that I'm
that I'm
not taking this seriously you
know send
me all this stuff to look at
let's just
look at that and I think we've
always
taken the New England Journal of
Medicine seriously we don't
take a lot
of a lot of things seriously
but this we
have so I'll read you the most
important
paragraph on the basis of a case
definition requiring a
diagnosis of
pneumonia that's what people
die from or
not the currently reported case
fatality
rate is approximately two
percent in
another article in the journal
Guan at
all report mortality of 1.4
percent
amongst 1,099 patients with
laboratory
confirmed kovat 19 so that's an
official
they got almost 1100 people and
they got
1.4 percent of those people
dying these
patients had a wide spectrum of
disease
severity if one assumes that
the number
of asymptomatic or minimally
symptomatic
cases is several times as high
as the
number of reported cases that's
what I
just said so I may have no
symptoms or
I'm feeling just a little
uneasy I'm not
reporting I'm not going to the
emergency
room not going to my doctor if
that is
the case the case fatality rate
may be
considerably less than 1% this
suggests
that the overall clinical
consequences
clinical consequences which I
believe to
mean death of kovat 19 may
ultimately be
more akin to those of a severe
seasonal
influenza which has a case
fatality rate
of approximately 0.1% or a
pandemic
influenza similar to those in
57 and 68
rather than a disease similar
to SARS or
MERS which have had case
fatality rates
of 9 to 10 percent and 36
percent
respectively so this confirms
what we
have been suspecting and from
all the
reports we've received that
this really
is not a big deal it is a media
big deal for a number of
reasons and I
have a few things to back up all
assertions here the first thing
is
Sanjay Gupta who literally
agrees with
what is being said here but
this guy
doesn't agree with it in real
life but
he's saying the following do we
have the
means to test everyone i I
don't think
we do and I and I think that
this has
been a glaring problem to me to
be
candid
you know again you look at other
countries around the world
including
Korea they have the testing
they've been
doing the testing up to
thousands of
tests a day we know that some
of the
original test kits that were
sent out to
what are called POC
point-of-care
locations were flawed for
various
reasons they didn't have the
right
control they don't have the
right
reagents whatever it might be
but I
think you know the numbers
change a
little bit but they may be only
seven
different hospitals and
locations around
the country where you can
actually get
this testing done and look
anecdotally I
talked to my friends in the
medical
community and they say hey
there are
stations who may be fitting the
criteria
here they weren't necessarily
in China
but they were in Korea they fly
back
they're sick they go to the
doctor they
say I should be tested they're
told no
you don't fit the criteria and
by the
way we don't have the test
anyways what
the hell did you hear the
doctor said
anyways nice anyways
no you don't fit the criteria
and by the
way we don't have the test
anyways I
don't want to overstate this
but the
concern is you know from a
public health
standpoint the readiness really
one of
the first criteria is
surveillance and
it's not clear to me right now
that we
have had the adequate
surveillance in
this country over the last
several weeks
to really get an idea of how
significant
this coronavirus outbreak is
here in
this country we could be
missing people
okay no you are missing people
you're
missing lots of people and
therefore
this magical to some people are
throwing
around 3% is completely
unproven not
scientific not based on actual
data that
you have so if we can't test it
you
can't be throwing these numbers
out and
this was an exchange that took
place
during the press conference
with Sanjay
Gupta and actually it was Scott
Adams
who brought this to my
attention and I'm
still not sure I agree with
Scott Adams but the Sanjay Gupta
definitely wanted to interpret
something
the president said the way he
wanted to
interpret it I'm not so sure he
got it
right but for sure there should
have
been some clarification before
he went
off reporting that the
president is
complete nutjob there were many
times
with the president expressed
surprise
yeah about certainly the
severity of the
flu he kept saying that this
was news to
him he didn't know how serious
the flu
was a man he watches a lot of
TV you'd
think that that one would have
come up
but here's you can you believe
this smug
smug woman he watches a lot of
TV really
that's okay and he didn't know
how
serious the flu was a man he
watches a
lot of TV you'd think that that
one
would have come up but here's
your
exchange with him and the flu
is higher
than that the flu is much
higher than
spreading or it's going to
spread maybe
within community steps before we
continue with this clip of
Sanjay back
at home base how did you add
John how
did you interpret what the
president
said when he said it's much
higher he
said that the flu is much
higher then
but it could have been the flu
is much
higher in number of cases it
could have
been the flu is much higher
than the
0.1% that he's at 0.01 percent
that he
said so the it was implying
that the flu
cases were either much higher
or that
the right value of the flu is
much
higher but not much higher than
coronavirus just much higher
than
whatever Gupta was saying the
zero P and
what you're talking about what
did you
take away from that experience
under
well you know I mean there are
a few
things first of all the
president I
think earlier was talking about
the
similarities between this
corona virus
and the flu in terms of how it
spreads
and you know there's there are
similarities there these are
both very
contagious pathogens I think
there's two
things that really surprised me
one is
that like you point out that
we've been
talking about the fact that flu
does
kill tens of thousands of
people every
year and apparently he didn't
know that
up until right before this
briefing he
was told us apparently by
doctor foul Qi
right here say it ahead of time
but also
in the midst of our exchange
all of a
sudden he said well no flu
mortality
rates are higher than
coronavirus did
you hear that John no well
that's how he
that's how dr. Sanjay Gupta is
interpreting that I didn't hear
it
either this is the way they're
the
dimension B people interpret
everything
wrong spreading it's going to
spread
maybe in communities so again
here's
what Gupta interprets all of a
sudden he
said well no flu mortality
rates are
higher than coronavirus what he
said he
did not say flu over but rates
are
higher than karani he never
said you
never used the word coronavirus
this I
could I listened to it the
second time I
can see the misinterpretation
being
there and nobody asks for
clarification
and then you make the
assumption that
that's what he's saying this is
very
common yes
but when you're talking when
you're
scaring people on television
it's not
such a good idea
they should have at least asked
for some
clarification before that would
have
been good lately let's finish
that he
said well no flu mortality
rates are
higher than coronavirus no yeah
I don't
know why he said that where he
got that
it's not true I mean but here's
the
concern if you have two
transmissible
pathogens flu and coronavirus
they're
both pretty transmissible flu
mortality
rates are about point one
percent so
point one percent of the people
who
get an infection with the flu
will die
of it with coronavirus so far
the
largest studies show the the
numbers
closer to 2% that's a 20-fold
difference
so if you have the same
transmissibility
but one is 20 times more lethal
it is
clear why public health
officials are
concerned about this and I
guess I was a
little little worried in an
effort to
sort of reassure people I'm not
sure the
president understood that
particular
point at least in our exchange
that's a
big deal
Sanjay and in that struck me as
incredibly worrisome it's
dangerous if
the president doesn't
understand the
corona virus is 20 times more
deadly
than the flu you see that just
now that
just making stuff up they did
so we
already reviewed they don't
really have
the mortality rate we don't
have on a
second candy does anyone have a
calculator there because if the
flu is
point O one is what they said
right hmm
20 times is point to not to
know that's
I don't think you're correct on
that
John I'm totally correct on
this it's
point it's 0.1 not 0.01 is 0.1
you sure
it's 0.1 or not point O one no
its 0.1
well I would did you say point
one then
not oh but I don't think so I
think they
said point go back to that go
back to
the original clip - goop does
with the
president that clip yeah where
they say
where they dropped these
numbers out
okay yeah sorry here we go
did you hear in the beginning
yeah he
said point one okay yeah so
they're
doing the math correct but
they're doing
it based on no information they
don't
have the test they don't know
so it's
very similar to say well we
have this
many people who have gone to the
hospital this many people have
died
that's what it's got to be but
you can't
compare that to two decades of
understanding influenza and
when people
show up so it's I find it
irresistible
anti did anything you can do to
pound
Trump it's good and and you
know so
there's a lot of he doesn't
know what
he's talking about stupid and
this was
an interesting winter Trump
rotation
this was an interesting little
controversy here we had one
person die
in Washington State here's the
president
talking about it at this moment
we have
22 patients in the United States
currently that have coronavirus
unfortunately one person passed
away
overnight she was a wonderful
woman a
medically high-risk patient in
her late
50s wonderful one and now we go
to CBS
Washington State public health
officials
gave new details in an
afternoon press
conference about the
circumstances that
led to the man's death that
person who
died was a patient at Evergreen
Hospital
but underlying health
conditions it was
a male in his 50s
okay is the president lying is
he stupid
this is MSNBC important part
and that is
confirmation that an American
has died
in Washington State
we had early reports that it
was a male
and release from the governor of
Washington referred to our
hearts go out
to his family and friends the
president
then said that it was a woman
in her 50s
the the governor of
Washington's press
release has been changed to make
reference to their so we are
unclear we
do not have confirmation we're
trying to
get confirmation but we do know
that the
first United u.s. citizen
died I still don't know if it
was a man
or a woman but this just goes
to show
you how stupid everything is
could you
are we overreacting yes yes I'm
hearing
this from doctors left and
right yes and
we are not overreacting the
press is
overreacting and it makes me
furious
press press should not be
reporting this
is dr. drew medical stories as
though
they know how to I heard you're
dr. drew
is really irked about this yeah
dr. drew
are we overreacting yes yes I'm
hearing
this from doctors left and
right yes and
we are not overreacting the
press is
overreacting and it makes me
furious the
press should not be reporting
medical
stories as though they know how
to
report it we have on a pandemic
I won't
know how to tell that we're
actually
having a pandemic because
everything is
an emergency people that are
infectious
disease specialists the CDC the
epidemiologist need to take
this very
seriously the press needs to
shut up
because you're more likely to
die of
influenza right right now I'm
not trying
to go against you but I have a
question
it is now beats ours in terms of
fatalities 362 and there's a
fatality
rate is still lower it's a mild
illness
it spreads all over the place
and it's
only out of the 17,000
documented
infected I bet there's hundreds
of
thousands of cases 300 days
okay always
a name you compromise people
always in
people that are at risk for
these sorts
of things if they get a severe
viral
respiratory infection whether
it's flu
or corona or whatever all of
these can
hurt people who are compromised
they can
the rest of us need to wash our
hands
carefully get our influenza
vaccines
listen to the CDC if there's a
problem
they will let us know CDC made
it very
clear that 5,000 people just in
the last
two weeks have died from the
flu here in
America why are we panicked
about that
people died on the streets of
Los
Angeles this morning from
homelessness
why if that were coronavirus
people
freaked the hell on her right
why aren't
we putting our partisan right
place it's
the press yes the press and
there's
reasons for this and there's
beneficial
reasons this was just something
could
not be it could be something
maybe I'm
just reading too far into a Tim
Cook was
interviewed by think it was CNBC
and of course because China and
where'd
all their stuff is made you
know the
issues came up and also the
stock price
the stock market obviously is
reacting
and Apple it has been down in
the past
few weeks for someone that
creates value
inside America's largest
company do you
think there's value that
investors are
missing well by my perspective
I don't I
don't really focus on the
short-term
gyrations of the market I think
for me
and with the way we run the
company we
work for the long-term and I
see no
long-term difference between
what was
happening four weeks ago versus
what's
happening today and so now the
market
takes time to recognize that
and so
forth and it will do what it's
going to
do and I'm the last person to
be able to
predict it but I would you know
for me I
look through that look through
the noise
and concentrate on the future
and the
future looks very bright you
might be
able to get Apple at a discount
at a 50%
discount we are a buyer you
know we have
a share repurchase planned and
so yes
this might be an opportunity to
maybe up
those share repurchases for
Apple well I
don't want to announce anything
on the
air but but everybody knows
that we're
buying we're buying shares and
if the
stock is lower you buy more
shares for
the same amount of money so
Bonanza this
is gonna be a bonanza for these
dickwads
know what not i mean apples
been a net
buyer since Carl Icahn first got
involved in the company a
couple of
years ago they've been doing
this of
course of course I don't think
they're
buying high but okay if you
think it's a
bonanza can we play the CBS
report this
is the yesterday's this is
yesterday's
update of the coronavirus story
from the
mainstream media on CBS and I
just was
so we can get a little
perspective on
what the what the beat is
actually doing
breaking news tonight President
Trump
addressed the nation today
announcing
the first coronavirus death in
this
country a patient in Washington
State
the president says there's no
reason for
panic
he plans to meet with drug
companies on
Monday to discuss vaccines the
outbreak
has now spread with at least 65
cases
across nine states there have
been three
new cases today all in
Washington state
and Wall Street has been
infected the
Dow lost more than 3,500 points
this
week
a 12 percent drop CBS's Steve
Dorsey is
at the White House there's no
reason to
panic in an abruptly arranged
White
House news conference President
Trump
tried to reassure the country
his
administration is taking
unprecedented
actions to contain the virus it
comes
after he accused Democrats of
trying to
weaponize it against him at a
South
Carolina rally last night and
today he
doubled down the hoax was used
with
respect to Democrats and what
they were
saying it was a hoax what they
were
saying but the president's
critics say
he's the one putting politics
ahead of
Public Health the problem is
when you
have the highest levels of the
Trump
administration actively using
words like
hoax it sends a very dangerous
signal to
the American people we want
folks who
take this seriously meanwhile
the White
House is announcing new travel
restrictions on foreign
nationals who've
recently visited Iran it's also
now
telling Americans to avoid
traveling to
areas in Italy in South Korea
most
affected by the virus it's
certainly not
a good situation when you lose
travel
that's a big part of market but
for a
period of time we're gonna have
to do
whatever is necessary safety
health
number one and we were the
markets will
take care of themselves
the president also stepped up
pressure
today on the Fed to cut
interest rates
to help protect the economy
they're
talking 50 basis points yeah I
don't
know much about the stock
market I've
done some technical day trading
I see a
beautiful double bottom on the
s py and
the spider I think that's done
I think
we've hit the bottom unless the
Pope
dies and that is unless that's
like an
if who knows he's been holed up
in his
in his chambers for the past
three days
if the Pope dies then all bets
are off
if we can keep dese's yeah he's
in the
strike zone keep that mofo
alive and
we're pretty good
let's compare SARS to
coronavirus for a
moment
Aaron authorities here do not
know
exactly how or where the man
contracted
this virus all we know is that
a Qatari
man is in critical condition
with a
corona virus this is the same
class of
virus that causes the common
cold but
also SARS now unlike SARS this
virus
doesn't just cause severe
respiratory
illness it also seems to cause
kidney
failure now fortunately it
doesn't seem
to spread as quickly as SARS
but this is
something that medical medical
authorities still are trying to
figure
out what they do know is that a
second
patient was diagnosed earlier
in June
with that same virus that
patient died
and what authorities are
looking at now
is to see whether or not these
two
patients were in any way
connected
oh and how or where these two
may have
contracted that virus and that
will help
authorities figure out whether
or not
this virus is spreading or
whether it is
already much more widespread
just to
show you we've been renowned
with MERS
though you're that clip that
clip was
from 2012 yeah that was a MERS
yeah I
wasn't sorry no I just wanted
to put it
in there oh yeah just a show
we've been
through this we've seen it
we've been
around the block we got the DVD
the
t-shirt the bumper sticker
calmed down
calm down people in and you're
right it
is just more reason to go after
the
president which I find that's
when
you're talking about life and
death even
though it's not all that
horrible it's
really messed up what what the
press is
doing in fact here this is a
you know
ouchy who is you know I'm not a
fan of
foul Chi by the way the guy
owns patents
on viruses he's a total
douchebag but
he's been in in this business
for a long
time through multiple
administration's
people trust him so he canceled
several
appearances on the sunday shows
and
immediately this is what the
press does
and I'm just going to ask you
directly
about this with regard to the
flow of
information
from the very beginning you
received a
lot of criticism regarding that
in
particular about dr. Anthony
bouchy he
is more renowned in contagious
diseases
and there were reports out
there that he
was being muzzled can you tell
us that
this widely respected expert
dr. pouchy
will have every opportunity to
tell us
the truth that's a very
dishonest very
dishonest question because he
has
because he has had that ability
to do
virtually whatever he's wanted
to do and
in fact in fact he was never
muzzled
okay I think I can speak you
can speak
let me let me clarify it I have
never
been muzzled and ever and I've
been
doing this since the
administration of
Ronald Reagan I'm not being
muzzled by
this administration
what happened which was
misinterpreted
is that we were set up to go on
some
shows and when the Vice
President took
over we said let's regroup and
figure
out how we're going to be
communicating
so I had to just stand down on
a couple
of shows and we submit for
clearance and
when I resubmitted for
clearance I got
cleared so I have not been most
of it
all that was a real
misrepresentation of
what happened yeah well I can't
wait
until the media says he's he's
been
co-opted he's been hypnotized
by the
president oh that yeah that's
good he's
he's gone off the reservation
we can't
trust them anymore foutch he is
one of
them oh yeah this is said to
what they
did with bar yeah and you know
you've
you know you've reached go
ahead no
that's very funny that you make
that
obvious Richter's ask exactly
what they
do first they accused the
president
something didn't happen and
they do it
just on his question as he says
and then
the guy who's gets the focus he
says hey
no is that not nothing happens
to all
the guys sold out sold out
that's the
one sold out he's a
multi-millionaire
owns patents to multiple
vaccines sell
out sure but you know you've
reached
peak coronavirus when fox
business knew
whose brings you this one
four-legged
furry friends we're talking
about all
ourselves were focused on
ourselves you
know buying perishables trying
to
prepare for whatever is gonna
happen in
the next coming months or weeks
or so
but whatever about our pets the
FDA is
now saying that six out of the
32
companies here in the United
States that
make active drugs for pets
could be
facing supply issues why is
that because
they get some of their active
ingredients from China
they've already issued just
they're
talking about the fact that
there could
be disruptions there haven't
been any
disruption so I don't want to
alarm any
of our viewers right now okay
but we
know that on the CDC which is
not trying
to alarm me by shoulder website
they
aren't warning us to get
non-perishable
items and to stock up on
possibly
medication now you may have to
consider
that for your pets given this
industry
true is worth about 75 billion
dollars
not sure if we can see it on
the screen
right now but there's some
stocks that I
pulled up zoda's they're
well-known in
the industry in the United
States for
animal health I was just
speaking with
an investment banker earlier
this
morning who said he flew down
to Texas
for a deal
he went to go shake the CFO's
hand and
the CFO for this deal refused
to shake
his hand for fear of catching
something
and it wasn't just the CFO it
was one of
his colleagues as well so I
feel like
the the the fear factor seems
to be
escalating a little bit spread
yet here
in the United States but people
are
definitely taking precautions
especially when it comes to
your pets
yep but those anecdotal stories
actually
are very important very part of
their
anecdotal they are important
because
that's the mood of the country I
wouldn't need to assess the
anxiety
level in the country good stuff
cover
your ears cover your kids ears
yeah fuck
it was Barney huh I was
watching Kimmel
and I don't remember the guest
but one
of the guests comes out and
refused to
shake hands or hug and there so
Kimmel
came up with the fist bump
yeah and the guest no no and he
said no
let's do I've elbow what oh no
need knee
bump know what he I think was a
foot
pump did you watch it yeah well
it
wasn't that one with the sledge
injure
but that was her first it was
the but
you won't be forced less did you
it wasn't a better call Saul
the actor
yeah yeah it was I thought I
didn't know
was a knee bum but I was a foot
kick
whatever it was stupid
it was totally stupor my tongue
in your
mouth well no I won't do that
but you
know what I'm just kind of it
the idea
to do that was Rogen now that
would be
legendary ratings now one other
thing I
do want all producers to pay
attention
to we've heard the calls for the
president said two and a half
billion
dollars which is really only a
billion
because we already had this
money said I
mean January 29th the president
announced his
coronavirus panel of experts
and if you
recall what was the media's
response do
you mean what CNN said about the
president's coronavirus task
force
losers no look at the picture
coronavirus task force another
example
of trump administration's lack
of
diversity no black people
that's all
they can say about it on the
29th of
January and the people who are
in and on
the task force are quite
accomplished
but of course no one's gonna
look at it
now what you need to look at is
Chuck
Schumer said no no all we need
eight and
a half billion minimum we need
eight
billion this will all be put
together in
the coronavirus spending bill
and I was
talking to keep her about this
yesterday
she didn't know this and it's it
warrants re explanation when
big bills
go through National Defense
Authorization Act you know any
spending
bill there will often be line
items in
there known as pork which will
have zero
relation to what is the topic
at hand so
the National Defense
Authorization Act
will have something in there
for a post
office lon these are all the
goodies
this is the the negotiation
that goes on
in the smoke-filled rooms to
get the
bill passed the Patriot Act
which has enabled massive
spying on
United States citizens by the
government
is due to expire on March 13th
12th of 13th if it's not
reauthorized
the authorization to spy and
many other
things within some good but
most of them
egregious and crap in the
Patriot Act
will not get reauthorized pay
attention
to the coronavirus pending bill
I
guarantee you there's going to
be some
little gotchas in there that'll
be
jammed through that will
reauthorize
some parts of the Patriot Act
we've got
to pay attention to that
because that's
how these a-holes would do it
big fear
who gotta spend it gotta put it
through
got to do it don't pay any
attention and
they slip it in and that should
come up
any day now it should be it
should be on
the on the house of the floor
perhaps
this coming week it should be
at least
and that is your coronavirus
updates
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well while all this is going on
the big
story what do you think the big
worldwide story is at least I
have my
opinion the biggest not
reported at all
we don't care a screw it
because I see
your Clips I know what it is
already I
can already line it up line it
up it's
locust in northern Kenya the
next
generation of locusts has
already been
born but as the plague
multiplies and
spreads Africa and the Horn of
Africa
governments hit by violence or
a lack of
supplies are struggling to hold
back the
tide in a region where 19
million people
already go hungry the UN's Food
and
Agricultural organization
representative
to Kenya dr. Tobias Tocqueville
Russia
says it's a disaster that
eclipses all
others it is a big threat it is
a
biggest threat much as we say
drought is
a threat much as we say that
floods can
be a threat but if we are
trying to rank
them I think they are all
threat but
desert locust situation is an
unprecedented threat on food
security a
single square kilometer swarm
can eat as
much food in a day as 35,000
people and
the FAO warned last month that
left
unchecked the number of locusts
in East
Africa could explode by 500
times by
June when eggs hot as they have
been
doing recently in Kenya's
Archers post
the young locusts or hoppers are
earthbound for two weeks and
are more
vulnerable to spraying but this
month
Kenya the region's wealthiest
and most
stable country ran out of
pesticide for
about a week and a half leaving
residents and farmers to watch
helplessly as the crops they
count on to
feed their families were
devoured yeah I
have I've have been following
this a
little bit but only when you
turn on
Pluto TV will you see this
report
anywhere yeah this is
unbelievably
horrible
nobody's reporting on it it's
good I
mean if I was a news director I
it's
good material great if it is
great
horrify people in the end the
girls are
fabulous let's play part two
it's
disturbing the
you've never seen anything like
this and
also when they land on
vegetation they
eat everything even the grass
if this
continues they will eat all the
vegetation in neighboring
Uganda the
military has been deployed and
spraying
trees in the morning before
locusts take
flight
Somalia where the infestation
was first
reported in December can't
provide
security to exterminators
Ethiopia needs
500 thousand liters of
pesticide for the
upcoming harvest and planting
season but
the country's single pesticide
factory
is struggling to produce its
maximum
200,000 litres as foreign
exchange
shortages have delayed the
purchase of
chemicals the best decides are
available
but the pesticides require
energy or
resources before they can be
released
the FAO says containing the
plague will
cost at least a hundred thirty
eight
million US dollars so far
donors have
pledged 52 million it where's
Bill Gates
where's Bill Gates all he's
always
writing about it 38 million
which is a
lot of money to kill some bugs
138
million Bill Gates I could put
you can
name him you can name Bezos
there's all
these guys this is like no
shuck chain
cause they're black
John they don't care they're
racist I
know if that's true but it
sounds good
let's look at the the ten
plagues of
Egypt of which the locust is
one water
turning to blood I don't think
we have
an example of that yet the Frog
Ebola
Ebola okay frogs the frogs lice
or gnat
slices definitely all over the
place
wild animals yeah hmm I don't
know
pestilence of livestock boils
thunder
storm hail and fire there yeah
dark
darkness California darkness
for three
days and death of firstborn
babies now
we're ahead of the game so far
I think
we're doing okay
yeah doing okay yeah yeah it's
it's it's
very interesting how actual
news is just
pushed away by something that
is handy
to scare people with and it's
done by
amateurs these these news
people are
amateurs they don't know what
they're
doing and they don't care they
don't
care in a competent it's like
why does
anybody read these
publications or watch these TV
shows
they don't give me there's
nothing else
is this by the way the de Lucas
story is
exciting if you're a news
person no
that's not for these news
people do it
Trump yeah got after the Trump
well the
only here's how I would spin it
now
here's how I would spin it let
me see if
I can do this it would have to
be
something like just when you
thought it
couldn't get any worse the
president
already ignoring coronavirus
now the
heavens above are showing us
how scary
he is with locusts I could turn
it into
a story there's some ways ways
of doing
it
their only major I got other
international stories but I
think we
need to take a break but I do
want to
get this one all the way which
is the
there is an Afghanistan story
flow it
was ice just a small story well
I'm in
fighting this war for 18 years
but this
was this actually was on CBS so
it's not
completely I think it was on
Saturday
it's not completely ignored by
the
mainstream but it could have
been I
think it's a little more
important than
then Trump guys calling a man a
woman
the United States today signed a
historic peace agreement with a
Taliban
it could end America is the
longest war
which began after September
11th 2001
empty is tyub has the details
for a war that started with
such fury
the first real step towards
ending it
was a gentle pen stroke the
agreement
signed by the US and talibans
top
negotiators was also quite
literally
written on the wall a peace
deal nearly
19 years after 9/11 Secretary
of State
Mike Pompeo was there to
witness it we
recognized the mecca shouldn't
fight in
perpetuity in the graveyard of
Empires
if we can help Afghans forge
peace we
believe that the Afghan people
are ready
to chart their own course
forward the
course forward follows more
than a year
of tough negotiations a trump
administration is promising to
pull out
5000 of the roughly 13,000 US
troops
currently in Afghanistan within
135 days
and in 14 months
a full withdrawal the job we've
done has
been fantastic 1 in terms of
terrorists
and terrorism and it's time for
our
people to start coming home but
only if
the Taliban keeps up its side
of the
bargain which requires it to
sever ties
with al-qaeda and to negotiate
power
sharing with other Afghan
political
factions not part of the deal
protecting
the rights of women and
minorities were
so brutally repressed the last
time the
Taliban was in power but after a
trillion dollars spent and
thousands of
lives lost if you want to see
the
fighting continue this really
is the
beginning of the end at the
other side
CBS News
yeah did you look at the
details of this
deal no I didn't I did and I
think it's
a drug deal I'm sure that
because we're
going to leave 8400 troops
there which
is kind of what we had before
we put in
a few more so there's and we're
going to
allow 5,000 Taliban to be let
out of
incarceration as as part of the
as part
of the deal so I take it to me
it's like
okay you got your guys to get
the drugs
and you got us to go ship them
back I
mean there's no way we can
leave there
we need to continue to ship the
drugs
yeah we're the drug dealer and
we also
have to protect the lithium
from your
Chinese exactly and Iran is not
happy
with all of any of this Iran is
really
like they don't like it they're
the ones
well they haven't been happy
since we
first talked to the Taliban and
the ice
appointed telling us well I
think
they're the ones that you know
killed a
few people when they were
supposed to go
to Camp David and and have the
meeting
and then Trump blew them off
you said
out of these wise guys but I
think the
Iranians did part of that it's
a messy
part of the world that someone
else have
it
yeah the Turks there you go I'm
gonna
show my food by donors you know
agenda
imagine all the people who
could do with
us oh yeah that'd be fun
oh yeah too few people to thank
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circumcised shaft
of the Darby hauler says happy
birthday
to Sir Aaron Yoho celebrating
today Erik
munion
nian
celebrated two days ago on the
28th
Jacob's slacker shelter
celebrates today
and Josh Wilson says happy
birthday to
his smokin hot wife Nicole she
is
celebrating today that is March
1st 2020
happy birth and everybody from
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heard her
earlier coming up with the
donation Dame
Sarah Rupert becomes a Baroness
today
please bow before the Baroness
Baroness
Sarah Cooper thank you very
much and
congratulations with your
upgrade in
title it shall be reflected on
all
peerage maps i TM dot by ITM
that I am
/i TM ITM she was just changing
her name
to Rupert it she always was a
Baroness
oh it's well it's still a title
change
but it's just not an upgrade
it's a
title change all right
I understand then we have let
me see we
have a number of knighting zand
deigning
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we have
Knights today let's get some
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John Vogel Ron pepper Mike
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yeah just Jack it all into one
show we
had a number of meet ups on
leap day of
course how could you not want
to do that
and we received increasingly
improved or
increasingly improving meet up
reports
I'm really liking it people
you're doing
much better you're keeping them
short
some of them appear to be
produced which
is incredibly appreciated and
this of
course is not only for people
to see
each other face to face to meet
like-minded people who are not
triggering as it which is
incredibly
healthy but it is also your way
to
defeat back into the show just
like the
donation segment so we'll go
through
these reports the first one is
the
Vancouver British Columbia
Meetup
hey this is Kevin that
Vancouver meet up
in the morning hi it's Adam
yeah in the
morning hey it's Dean thanks to
health
you make a loan it's Alberta BC
here
just at the Vancouver meet up
hope to
see another meet up here in the
short
future Laura thanks for the
sanity isn't
that one of the best meetup
reports
you've ever heard the best so
far doing
like the outdoor the wind like
Anderson
Cooper this is brian is live at
the
Chicago meetup we are sucking
in Sun and
we are here from Chicago
Illinois to
Three Mile Island
greetings Gitmo nation from the
Three
Mile Island meetup we'd like to
say hi
starting with our special guest
Brendan
on everybody
thank you for your courage I've
been up
and down the Northeast looking
for
another person of color and I
found one
hi I'm token girl Chris Steve
here in
the morning and it's like a
Potter this
is Chris here suck it in suit
here in
Central PA in the morning get my
nation's a surf Humber good
morning Adam
and John where you're just
having a
great you slay me Kansas City
yeah all right sir Spencer
Wolfe for
Kansas City here with another
Casey
edition of no Jenna meetups
here in the
city of Super Bowl champions
we're gonna
pass it around right now
hello the circumspect from Oak
Grove
Missouri I am officially
requesting a
name change I'd like to be sir
dick pound the longest standing
member
of the No Agenda nation and
thanks
shout out to everybody in Omaha
made the
one show our trips down here
shout out to pasty Jordan with
an H
douchebags
dammit our own messed it up I'm
a
douchebag anyway Daris from
Lenovo the
lower Platteville e of Ashland
from
Kansas City to Zurich
Switzerland
greetings from Gitmo nation
fondue here
Switzerland we have ten people
here my
service with Senna Black
Knights and
let's hear from the other ones
hi this
is Cyrus the American virus
from Iran
I'm feeling pretty good
hi this is Phil I have an
important
announcement to make
there goes the Zephyr hi this
is Lucas
from Munich in the morning I TM
here is
Sir Philip is out and Jeffrey
Epstein
didn't kill himself
I TM I'm subsidies from the
Zurich
Islands here's the dude named
Stefan ITM
altogether I wish I could be at
that
meet up I bet that was fantastic
Zurich ten people now San
Antone Texas
look my name is Andrew and I'm
having a
fantastic time at the No Agenda
meetup
in San Antonio let me be clear
I'm Jess
and this is the San Antonio
meetup
listen there are good people
good beer
good conversations to be had
we need more San Antonio slaves
come out
here
y'all good time have a good one
hi I'm Anne formerly from
California now
happily at the San Antonio Mita
hello I am God man just a
douchebag
Tommy their net and then
finally the Bay
Area troll moot meetup in
California
morning in the morning the
anonymous gay
accountant in the morning or
did had to
meet up and things are morning
in the
morning this is day from no
agenda fun
calm this is Nancy China is km6
TMZ it's
true roll room the sewer and
hug story
this is lavish in the morning
this Alex
11:11 night chez Gong Wu I'm
braving the
corona pocalypse foreheads on
stick some
morning in the morning this is
Jim from
Congress Arab Rupert here with
the human
resource violet in the morning
my
Millennials
wow wow it's like my brain is
just
blowing up from this thank you
everybody
these are fantastic reports
very very
good well done on the calendar
Thursday
Michigan local one Friday
winston-salem
North Carolina
Oregon local 33 also on Friday
and the
day of the dude that will be
fried hey
where is that going to be Miami
Florida
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it's like a party
huh
you had a lot of fun at the at
the
Oakland is great mood to meet
up and
there was at Drake's which is
the only
drawback I can't believe the
food they
cook at that place oh my god
it's just
so inedible no really that
everything's
got French everything has to be
french
fries
it's like french fries with
this on it
french fries with that on yeah
nachos
for french fries yeah yeah NAR
ste oh
good group good well I mean
just listen
to these people I mean who
doesn't want
to be a part of that now I
wanted to be
there's a couple of my wines I
want to
be all of them it'll be great
we played a little spot to
spook yes oh
just for your data points Steven
Spielberg has pulled out of the
the new
Indiana Jones movie which is
supposed to
start filming this summer Steven
Spielberg pulled out of the
French
Academy so for the cesare
Awards after
Polanski wanted I mean play
this Pulaski
causes stir clip no interesting
I had a
different take on it we're good
the
renowned French Film Awards
this is ours
held their 45th ceremony on
Friday
evening but they took a
dramatic turn
when convicted child rapist
Roman
Polanski won the award for Best
Director
at dressage L&L a figurehead of
France's
mewtwo movement stormed out of
the hall
shouting shame while she was
followed by
a few others
a couple hundred protesters
rallied
outside the venue before the
event
started calling out the choice
to
celebrate Polanski's work one
activist
said that supporting the
directors work
stopped victims from coming
forward
Polanski said this was a public
lynching
but he was convicted of raping
a 13 year
old girl in the u.s. in 1977 he
pleaded
guilty to unlawful sexual
intercourse
with a minor and fled the
country on the
eve of his sentencing he's faced
multiple accusations of rape
since then
this is the fifth time Polanski
is won
Best Director at this is ours
but this
time the Academy resigned on
Mass two
weeks ago the whole board of
the awards
stepped down a general meeting
will soon
be held to elect a new board
which the
Academy says will work to
implement
reforms in modernization well
this is
interesting because it plays
into what I
was going to inform you of
is that Spielberg pulling out
of the new
Indiana Jones movie is a big
deal
moreover because it is a Disney
film and
so we have apparently some very
old
audio and/or video tapes of
casting that
Spielberg was doing asking very
inappropriate questions of
child actors
remember Bob Iger just resigned
from
Disney's a lot of pedo stuff
circling
around
he's not gonna direct that sure
you got
any more gems like that
oh that's the gem of gems
tonight is
pretty good we could we can
just we can
go right now just get out of
the way
these are short okay let's play
the
SpaceX rocket blows up so we
know that
happened a spectacular
explosion of a
SpaceX rocket the starship
super rocket
blew up late Friday night
during a test
near Brownsville Texas the
rocket
designed a ferry cruise to the
moon and
mars was destroyed the blast
could be
heard and felt for miles around
I heard
I heard the ground shook really
no
reporting oh okay Joe
chatterjee the
traitor jpe Loused reporting
trader Joe
has died Joe Cullum was 89 he
opened his
first quirky grocery store in
Pasadena
California fifty-three years
ago now
there are more than 500 Trader
Joe's in
over 40 states they don't want
to
mention this is actually now
owned by
the German grocery store chain
yes it's
Aldi yeah Aldi but they don't
mention
that that mean because it's not
traitor
June in fact the way I
understood the
story is that the two there
were two
brothers and the and they're
gonna take
over this the supermarket
business in
the United States yeah
but then the one brother didn't
want to
sell tobacco products so then
he bought
Trader Joe's because he didn't
want to
be a part of the Aldi selling
tobacco
but yeah they they had a tiff
this whole
trader Joe was a hashtag Oh our
IP
trader Joe I love your place
man oh well
Twitter story on another
underplayed
story that nobody's talking
about but
it's a gem cuz you know I think
if it
wasn't for for coronaviruses
would have
been played up a little bit
China
Olympic doping scandal like the
Russians
oh boy China's three-time
Olympic gold
medalist Sun yang expressed his
shock
are being handed an ancient ban
on
Friday for a dope test
violation that
rules him out of the Tokyo
games and
said he would immediately
appeal the
decision the Court of
Arbitration for
sport earlier accepted an
appeal from
the world anti-doping agency
against the
decision by Swimming's
governing body to
clear sun of wrongdoing for his
conduct
during a 2018 test Katz said the
eight-year ban was imposed
because the
28 year old already had an
earlier
anti-doping rule file a ssin
against him
sun expressed his anger at the
decision
saying in a statement I firmly
believed
in my innocence believed that
facts must
overcome lies the Chinese
swimmer is the
reigning world an Olympic
champion in
200 metres freestyle and won
two gold
medals in 2012 and another in
2016 but
is also a controversial figure
in the
sport at the Rio games
Australian rival
Mac Horton accused him of being
a drug
cheat and refused to share a
podium with
son at last year's World
Championship
whilst the appeal hung over him
as did
British swimmer Duncan Scott
who won 200
meters freestyle bronze cast
ruled that
Suns World Championship results
should
remain because he passed doping
control
before and after the 2018 test
when his
entourage smashed vials
containing blood
samples taken out of competition
the Chinese Swimming
Association said it
deeply regretted the ruling and
supporter Sun in defending his
interests
you know I'm sure this is not
being
reported the Chinese own so
much media I
mean do you know that they own
like 15
percent of Reddit no but why am
I not
surprised
yeah well that explains
everything
explain why they're getting rid
of the
Trump forums or whatever the
Donald or
whatever it is it explains why
there's
dicks on our reddit it's
Chinese who
hate us I think well maybe it
wouldn't
surprise me last story I want
to play is
the new Trump has gone back to
Radcliffe
versus his head of the DN a--
yeah DNI
yeah DNI Department of National
Intelligence whatever it's
called and of
course I'm making a story out
of a fuss
about it there in mainstream
media
because they don't like you
know Trump
picks the guys no good
ballistas player
so he'd catch up yeah I'm just
not sure
honcho that's what I wanted
president
Trump's no praise John
Radcliffe his
pick once again to be the
nation's top
spy all right the guy he cut
out because
it was they were coming up with
some
Oppo research on him that he had
inflated his academic career or
something yeah he did but bad
some
bullshit or something that
wasn't
necessary it took some time to
go erase
the problem Catherine Herridge
reports
he's a controversial choice to
lead the
nation's 17 intelligence
agencies in his
first television interview
since the
announcement Texas congressman
Republican John Radcliffe
pushed back
against charges he's not
qualified to
lead the intelligence agencies
I've been
handling national security
issues as far
back as 2005 but critics say
you've
never held a job in the
intelligence
community I think what we've
seen is
that some of our most
experienced
intelligence officials have
gotten it
wrong with respect to important
issues I
want you to respond to critics
who say
president Trump puts loyalty
ahead of
experience my experience as a US
attorney on national security
issues as
a legislator almost exclusively
in these
areas that was in
pourtant him loyalty what we've
talked
about is my loyalty to the
Constitution
Radcliffe was a passionate
defender of
the president during the Russia
probe
and more recently impeachment
he was
among the first to flag
irregularities
in the surveillance of a Trump
campaign
aide I've had a very public
role and
I've demonstrated that I've
been right
on some of these most important
issues
Radcliffe was tapped last
summer for the
job but it was withdrawn after
allegations he patted his
resume what's
changed i reconsidered because
the
president asked me and I think
when the
president asked you to do
something for
your country you look at that
just
because someone in your
business accuses
you it doesn't make it true
the chairman of the House
Intelligence
Committee Adam Schiff called him
unqualified can you get through
the
confirmation process I think
that I'll
have the support of all
Republicans at
the end of the day I'm gonna
work hard
to convince at least some of my
Democratic colleagues on the
other side
of the aisle
congressman Radcliffe tells CBS
News he
expects the confirmation
process to move
quickly and if confirmed
Radcliffe said
one priority is ensuring the
intelligence community becomes
entirely
apolitical well this is the guy
that has
to do it this national security
bureaucracy which I've named
myself
stands for NSB look it up
historically
it has to stop we need these
are these
this is the problem is these
Intel
agencies 17 of them he's got
he's got to
do something about that yeah
well he's
got a mind to so we'll see
yeah I think I thought I think
he was
ahead of mine too before and I
thought
they were rousted him he's the
one who
withdrew his is his resume and
his
application maybe in the people
he got
driven out and they came back
maybe in
the purge of the the National
Security
Council maybe they got rid of
some
elements that were bothersome
and now
he's coming in no no no he'll
be ah can
we call it I think we're good
alright I
think we're very good but we're
also at
the end of the show and we're
also late
what's the wait what's late a
podcast
you got a job or something
thank you all very much for
listening to
know it'll be three and a half
hours by
the time we're done with our
end of show
mixes thanks to Jesse coy
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loose first Fletcher Cohn
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sir seat sitter for end of show
mixes
and I said meek arm everybody
for the
JRE on Tuesday it'll probably
be out on
Wednesday I guess he doesn't
stream live
anymore and I look forward to
seeing you
all on Thursday coming to you
from
opportunities own 33 here in the
frontier of Austin Texas FEMA
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them in
the morning everybody
I'm Adam curry and from
Northern Silicon
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I'm John
C Dvorak we return on Thursday
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until then adios mofos and such
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Hillary Clinton is starting a
podcast
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world I wonder
Wow
ever-growing Clinton body
I'm so happy
her podcasts gonna change
will she talk about the
whiskey's dread
or when she talks about the
lovely does
Fred
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or how she can
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the rest of
for spirit
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gonna be a blast
the Hillary Clinton experience
just to
ripoff Joe Rogan right away all
right
shit this I would appreciate if
you
would go to me straight up goat
me
so um goat me hello
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I think I was taller she's good
an
interview with dick pound I
would have
jumped off who's gonna be I'm
talkin
longer come on you know are you
kidding
me my name is Joe Biden on the
Democratic candidate for the
United
States Senate that's all I
really gotta
say di my but I got two minutes
and 30
seconds left I'm looking at the
clock
down here if you could if there
was a
pill there's a pill that I
could take
and not be gay anymore I would
have
jumped up this is gonna be I
could take
and not be gay anymore I would
have
jumped on the president is a
Russian
operative and the jibbers of
pill
there's a pill gonna interview
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