March 8th, 2020 • 3h 3m
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orange man kill beibei's Adam
curry
John C. Dvorak this is your
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episode 1223 this is no agenda
morning
everybody I'm Adam curry and
from
Northern Silicon Valley where
we have
shaved heads and fists in the
air it's
international Woman's Day I'm
John C
Dvorak wow man leave California
is that
what you got there is that all
you have
for international Woman's Day
shaved
heads and fists in the air no
seriously
is that what's going on
no you're making that up right
they scrote elizabeth warren oh
yeah
well that's true okay
oh man I just had to think we
had the
New York banker a former New
Year banker
his wife over the last night
yes we
hosted them and so as that's why
struggling about Elizabeth
Warren I
learned a couple things yes
we're all
ears everybody let's make sure
you're
ready for me
let me see four main topics one
the New
York Times sucks it's it's now
using the
same model as Fox News pander
to your
audience
caveat he says that's the only
way you
can make money any more in
media this is
a new this is this is a
revelation to
him well I don't know I guess
yeah then I have I yes we
talked about
the economy and what's going to
happen
with with the rebound from once
coronaviruses over and he said
that
apparently now people are
talking about
au recovery I don't know if you
know
this people say they in the
first with
all we might see a V recovery
and then I
guess everyone's talking about
au
recovery ooh but he refutes
that yeah
and he agrees with our basic
premise
that this is not a big deal
that that's
how it kind of how he got to
the the
bullcrap from the times and you
know he
says everyone it says that a
lot of had
Trump hate he agrees Trump hate
in the
reporting he also thinks it
will pass
pretty quickly and he believes
he has
the mechanism that will reverse
the
trend of well the trend of the
market
but also the fear factor in the
world
and that would be once South
Korea
definitively publishes its
numbers and
he thinks it'll be somewhere
like a half
of a half but no of a tenth of
a percent
he thinks will be extremely low
but that
the South Koreans will be
trusted
because they can be trusted
when they
come out with numbers and it
will be
positioned as such and I like
that I
think there's a there's some
validity to
that I agree however he says
the United
States I said hey man is are we
going
into what's going is gonna be a
financial reset what's
happening all
these new there's a lot of
stuff going
on and in fact he laughed let
me see if
I have this
laughs no well well what up
what did I
always say about Trump with the
with the
US debt what did you say well
you
laughed about it just on the
previous
show I said he wants to do a
refi he
wants to refire
listen here here is the
president at the
town hall from earlier this
week so a
lot of questions mr. president
about the
national debt since being
president
you've signed into law four
point seven
trillion dollars of debt
including two
point one trillion of
discretionary
spending understand that you're
spending
on the military as well when
you ran for
president at one point you said
that you
would pay off the debt within
eight
years so now we're about four
years in
and the debt is up three point
five
trillion dollars that's about
18%
Republicans and Democrats
obviously are
not talking about the national
debt a
lot on Capitol Hill or on the
campaign
trail
so did I talk about you care
about the
now I do right very much and
I'll always
talk about it because to me
it's very
important now the good thing
about the
debt is we're paying very little
interest almost nothing this is
a great
interest climate in fact I want
to
refinance the debt construction
guy the
revival refi but now but then
he said
something interesting about
where we're
going to go he says it doesn't
matter he
says we are in the Japanese
debt trap
and I like Japanese debt trap
yeah he
says look at what happened with
Japan
although there was an important
difference and I'm paraphrasing
him he
said the in Japan it didn't
matter how
much stimulus whatever they
tried to do
how much they printed it made no
difference the economy just
kept slowly
deflating which of course kind
of backs
up the modern monetary theory
but the
problem Japan had and he says
the same
goes for for China eventually
is they
don't have enough young people
and
that's then that's why Japan
you know
just really can't get out of it
so his
advice
is we better get busy we need
to make
more babies that was his he
says that's
the only way we can avoid it
and I don't see that happening
with the
you know dogs I don't see it
happening
with dogs either replacing
children in
today's society so I thought
that was
interesting and then the final
one as we
were talking a little bit more
about
coronavirus he's you know when
you have
a course it's international
Woman's Day
you have a when you have a
societal
discouragement of having babies
and
Families and there's a
discouragement of
families which means the
discouragement
of babies and this is built
into the
economy it's built into the
school
system it's built into the
colleges and
that's why we have all these
people that
have furry babies and my baby
has four
paws and all these kinds of
bumper
stickers yeah it's all bit the
system is
is pushed the family is it's
this it's
designed to destroy the country
and who
was behind this system and how
do we
stop him
you know it's funny I was
talking to my
buddy from Holland yesterday
yeah Robert
Jensen and he said and I didn't
I didn't
think to look for a clip but he
says
apparently earlier this year
maybe
wasn't yeah early admit was at
the end
of last year
Soros apparently said yes yes
there's
only eight months until the
election but
in the revolution eight months
is a
lifetime and so now the
conspiracy
minded of course are thinking
that all
of this including the corona
virus scare
has all been propagated by
George Soros
and why not die and in the in
the in the
mode of never let a good crisis
go to
waste the analysis from the
former New
York banker was pretty
interesting about
Silicon Valley is now is it or
is it
Google Amazon Apple as well
they're all
asking their employees to
I work from home I think a lot
of them
are Amazon doesn't have a lot of
presence down here but they
yeah but
they've done that before I mean
it's the
it's very doable for these
companies to
have people working from home
well what
the what the former New York
banker
posited is oh yes he posited
this oh
just before I D he posited it
he said no
this is they're doing this to
stimulate
Silicon Valley he says by doing
this
they want to stimulate more
telecommuting companies you
know more
technology more networks more
broadband
it says it's and of course for
them huge
differences in overhead so
they're
trying to use this to prove to
I guess
shareholders board members
workers alike
that see it works we can do it
you can
just stay home that's much
better
I think of something that's not
even
close that's what he thinks is
going on
yeah I'm sure he does I used to
imagine
that sort of thing myself years
ago when
I was writing about telework
yeah just became known as yeah
and then
you start looking into it and
yeah and
that's not the way it works now
I didn't
want to see people it's it's
like the
right it's like you had a
company but
you know pod show and they Ron
bloom
wanted to see people want to
see people
no desks everybody all these
guys in
Silicon Valley all these bosses
they
don't like the idea of people
working
from home yeah it sounds good
on paper
and maybe you can sell it to
somebody
but in fact they want to see
they want
to see body so they I control
these
people hmm and it's I've never
seen any
evidence to the country one
time on the
silicon Spencer I had ad
entrepreneur on
there she was very kind of
famous famous
enough who was she what did
they not
gonna mention her oh good she
would she
would go on and on about do do
I don't
understand why people would
they have to
be in the office because
sometimes we
have a meeting we needed teams
we need
to have teamwork we need we
need this
camaraderie it has to be in the
present
yeah I said I've got to
argument whether about telework
no huh
no that's no chance of that
happening
with this mentality interesting
okay
but this is what they have all
these big
buildings that's why there's
this
Salesforce Tower this tower is
mine this
tower well three out of four
for the
former New York bankers not bad
then not
bad and we might offend Sunday
you thing
I think I'm also over this of
this I
subscribe to the new idea but V
recovery
are you recovery I think you do
recovery
to be better but he says it's
gonna be a
V he doesn't say it's gonna be
you he
said I know it's when he says V
I think
you two out of four ain't bad
ladies and
gentlemen virus so we might as
well
stick with that for a moment
it's it's
kind of hot and I do have the
bill that
was signed into law by the
President on
Friday the Coronis coronavirus
preparedness and response
supplemental
appropriations act money money
money
money money but first let's
find out
what happened within the hour
after the
President signed this bill which
contains appropriations means
distribution of money to the
tune of
eight point three billion
dollars within
the hour our fearless leader in
Austin
mayor Adler canceled South by
Southwest
disaster declarations remote
the city of
Austin and Travis County
canceled what
would have been the festival's
34th year
community leaders saying
people's health
is just more important this is
any
evaluation that is ongoing
daily with
decisions made daily Friday
afternoon
just days from the start of
South by
Southwest the City of Austin
canceled
the festival with a disaster
declaration
at the same time the county
issued a
similar declaration to festival
gatherings that are attracting
individuals from areas that have
documented cases of
person-to-person
transmission of kovat 19 and
also those
participants would be
expected to be in close and
sustained
proximity with one another but
just two
days ago the city's health
officials
said that canceling the
festival would
not stop the spread of corona
virus in
Austin there is no evidence
that closing
South by Southwest or other
activities
is going to make this community
safer
Friday they added having the
festival
would help spread the virus
faster
there was no acceptable path
forward
that would mitigate the risk
enough to
protect our community officials
looked
at the size of events venues
where
guests were coming from and if
those
places had any threats of
person-to-person contact
between people
with coronavirus the fact that
this is a
high-impact disease and that we
lack a
vaccine or treatment at this
stage makes
the threat higher as well there
are
still no confirmed cases in
Austin or
Travis County and for the past
week
businesses and performers have
been
dropping out a South by right
so let's
take a look at a few things
first of all
this is very sad for Austin
this is our
big event it's our big annual
event it
brings in over 350 million
dollars
according to last year's
numbers give me
a quick comment yeah sure
couple of things one they said
they are
cancelling the event for health
reasons
well if that was the case it
would have
canceled eight years ago you
know the
drunk Fest that it is the other
thing is
as soon as I hear all this
because I
know there people were starting
to bail
yeah oh we're gonna keep doing
it when
this guy bails and then that
guy bills
and then this guy bills it was
headed to
being a money loser if it kept
on and I
die I'm gonna do you probably
know the
answer this but is it possible
that it
was canceled officially does
that
trigger some insurance clause
guys
losing their asses well the
insurance
clause on the South by Southwest
organizers is unclear this
conflicting
reports but the reason why this
was
signed an hour within the
president
signing
into bill this declaration was
made is
very obvious from the money
being
distributed there is emergency
money and
you know when you look at eight
billion
dollars and I'll break it down
a little
bit it doesn't sound like a lot
when you
break it into hundreds of
millions and
you see how many hundreds of
millions
that is an you think one
hundred million
dollars a lot of money the the
most
important chunk of money is
four hundred
and seventy five million
dollars which
will be made available to
cities and I
what else to do tribal areas
stuff like
that but cities who have
declared an
emergency in that four hundred
and
seventy five million dollars
says here
the four hundred seventy five
million
dollars of the funds made
available in
the proceeding proviso be
allocated
within thirty days it's like
got a rush
got it got to spend the quick
got to get
it out there so I think Adler
of course
had no choice there was a move
on org or
change.org petition which to me
is
always like okay you got fifty
thousand
something's fifty thousand
people signed
this now I don't know about
that maybe
maybe not I don't know exactly
we but
you know as a as a Democratic
mayor he
had no choice you know for him
it's it's
the easiest one it's like if I
just bail
out you know if someone gets
sick then
I'm screwed now we're gonna get
the
money anyway so maybe some of
that money
goes to compensate South by but
there's
there will be programs for small
businesses as well I'll read
some of
that to you but here's the to me
disgusting thing the same day
in the
evening after after service
announcement
was made
the mayor post video with the
the city
attorney who you heard speak
there and
his health official and they're
sitting
in one of Austin's the
better-known
eating establishments and they
got
tequila and they're drinking
and they're
eating and during this eating
and
drinking of the food they
record this
video I'm here with our Senator
in our
County
senator standing with Austin
you know we
cancelled South by this week
there are a
lot of people that are hurting
because
of that now is the time that we
should
be going to restaurants going
to clubs
wide musicians merchandise
helping one
another we want to make sure
that
everybody knows it's still safe
and a
wonderful thing to stand with
Austin to
eat with Austin to take
rideshares with
Austin and to go see local
bands with
Austin so y'all get out and
enjoy
yourselves
go to the bars go to the clubs
listen to
the music tip your waiters tip
your
bartenders and if you want to
you can
make a contribution at the
Austin
Community Foundation and that's
Austin
CF dot org you can make a
contribution
to help those people who are
hit the
hardest by this and are the
least likely
to be able to come out of it
drinking shots so how does this
jive
with that speech he gave when he
canceled South by Southwest
it's like oh
you know it's emergency health
emergency
but people gotten partay I
think I don't
see how that works
doesn't yes
NPR had a good short piece on
the bill
which I'd like to just dive
into briefly
but they set it up with this
eight point
three billion dollars
interestingly it's
the largest of its kind eight
point
three billion sounds like a lot
how is
it helpful here
it really is actually a lot
there are
some figures for comparison
here five
point four billion for the Ebola
response in 2014 nearly seven
billion
for h1n1 in 2009 so this is many
millions of dollars more than
Congress
put towards those efforts one
important
point this is quite a
turnaround for the
Trump administration just last
week they
requested only 1.25 billion in
new
funding and they wanted to move
money
around to get to 2.5 billion
and they
defended that
figure as members of Congress
from both
sides of the aisle said this
really
seems like a lowball the
president did
say last week he was open to
more and
that is what he got eight point
three
billion more than three times
that
initial ask to which the
president said
oh you ate okay I'll take it so
this is
the cause I said the coronavirus
preparedness and response
supplemental
appropriations act what this is
is a
division of that eight point
three
billion dollars and the the main
takeaway from this is it's
incredibly
fuzzy as to what this can be
used for
but in general it is for mmm
preparedness I shall read it
verbatim
let's get start first with the
some of
the chunks of money which are
really
ill-defined do require an
additional
designation by Congress before
it can be
used and that's kind
peppered throughout this thing
so
there's still some some power
strings
cuz this is so obvious you know
the
president didn't see a need for
a lot of
money Chuck Schumer jumped in
and every
and this is so typical of
Washington DC
everybody jumps in they've all
got their
oh I need some money I need
some money
over here for instance an
additional
amount for disaster look the
disaster
loans program account for
administrative
expenses to carry out the
disaster loan
program for the small business
Act
twenty million dollars goes
there and
the amounts will be maybe
transfer to
and merged of wind salaries and
expenses
so you're going to go hire some
people
then we have the Department of
Health
and Human Services two point
two billion
dollars and this is what it's
for to
prevent prepare for and respond
to
coronavirus domestically or
internationally that's it is
there any
obvious pork wells I just give
them away
well the pork is the giveaway so
underneath the this 2.2 billion
this and
I of course I was looking for
some
keywords this will be will be
made
available to quote carry out
surveillance but that's all it
says yeah
and I guess that can be
monitoring
people but surveillance is
pretty
specific I think so I don't
know it's
not specified anywhere else
also for communications
preparedness and
then we have that four hundred
and
seventy five thousand dollars
and that
the real pork is in their funds
may be
used I think this is Secretary
of CDC
for purchase and insurance of
official
motor vehicles and foreign
countries I
guess we need that five million
dollars
I'm gonna go on a car shopping
spree ten
million dollars goes to foul
cheese
group there you know doctor
foul Chi
yeah thanks broke oh yeah he
gets some
communications of money there
is three
point 1 billion dollars made of
a
for counter measures and
vaccines
prioritizing platform-based
technologies with us-based
manufacturing
capabilities and the purchase of
vaccines so I think that will
be used to
build up some manufacturing
capacity
that's one of the president's
favorite
little moves they're further
provided
funds appropriated under the in
this act
may be used for grants for the
construction alteration or
renovation of
non federally owned facilities
to
improve preparedness and
response
capability so it just sounds
like we're
gonna give it to certain favored
organizations or manufacturers
Guus yep
your building yep
also in many cases it says
years they
might be hiring people but be
be known
that such individuals may not
be deemed
employees of the United States
well it
says for the purposes of any law
administered by the Office of
Personnel
and management I guess they're
just
saying we're gonna be hiring
furnace or
shelling out money in furnace
lands
that's a really imply foreigner
just
says there's not going to be
employees
of the United States money
they're not
working for the government
they're good
didn't just means it's gonna be
a bunch
of money going to NGOs I think
oh yeah
Department of State for quote
diplomatic
programs 264 million dollars
programs
got to do with their virus well
let me
read the diplomatic programs
264 million
for necess for necessary
expenses to
prevent prepare for and respond
to
coronavirus including for
maintaining
consular operations so that
makes we're
gonna well but still if
everybody in the
council dies they got to put in
a
skeleton crew that cost money
here's my
favorite actually let me play
this
second clip from NPR first
another big
pot of money in here 950
million will go
to this state and local public
health
response through CDC and as you
say half
of that has to go or be
hitted in 30 days that's really
really
fast and what the money will be
used for
at this point in the epidemic
is things
like health department's
staffing up to
work 24/7 laboratories buying
equipment
and paying staff overtime and
investments in data to be able
to
properly do surveillance I love
how they
don't blink an eye bat an eye
at that
everybody wants to buy a mass
spec that
would be there exactly global
health
programs this is for the State
Department will receive four
hundred and
thirty five million dollars for
the same
expenses for necessary expenses
to
prevent prepare for and respond
to
coronavirus then funds
appropriated by
this title and this is for
homeland
security I believe now this is
still
state anything under the heading
diplomatic programs may be
transfer to
and merged with funds available
under
the consular and border security
programs and I'm thinking maybe
there's
some wall money in there that
Trump
tried to hide but this is my
favorite
administration of foreign
affairs
diplomatic programs of the
department of
state foreign operations and
related
programs appropriations well we
all know
what that is
CIA black budget exactly why do
those
guys give that to get some new
added
scam money from everyone then
they have
an additional security
protection not to
exceed a hundred million
dollars let me
see cars for this
here we go super cars yes
amounts
transferred
by Congress for overseas
contingency
operations slash Global War on
Terrorism
I mean come on it's like the
everyone's
just taking money they're just
stealing
little bits and pieces ooh I
think I'll
grab this this is a nice little
bit
mm-hmm yeah nice work if you
can get and
now one other important
designation in
this in this act is the you
know they
just they just they have the
term
coronavirus so what do you
believe the
the legal term for coronavirus
should be
in this document
I think it's be specific to the
covet 19
yeah but that's not what it is
it's ours
- CoV - - yes this is what by
the way I
sent you that clip of those the
army and
their little group of a guy
from Fort
Dietrich and a bunch of other I
would
say creepy people mm-hmm but
very
knowledgeable they all called
it that
that's what all the army calls
yeah call
it czars Corona - yeah because
it's
extremely similar to kuroh
czars corona
and I don't understand why did
we have
to have a CO vid 19 then this
is odd I
when I first heard this czars
Corona -
which is the designator that's
used by
these guys I thought to myself
to do
this is you know its army so
you know
they're always very good about
finding
them just the right title and
and making
it sound militarized yeah what
I felt
exactly the same way what was
all this
rigmarole this folder all about
kovin 19
when it's really SARS corona -
yeah it's
the SARS virus now that course
the rumor
mill and the Internet has it is
it's
ours it's been injected with
HIV yes
there's any evidence of that
but the
cause it's all bullcrap it
sounds to me
well but I think it's just SARS
- well
here's here's what here's the
prediction
I'm a guy and I think it's a
fairly good
one
this was signed on Friday the
six so by
April 6 this should all be over
30 days
from now it's all done
everyone has their money we
know it has
to be spent the important money
has to
be spent here Adler
within hours is already acting
like it's
party time this I mean so
transparent
and obvious oh it's a group
that's a
great point first he cancels
the event
it should be a sad time but no
now he's
out party and everybody else
come on
farling shots you see we're
doing shots
yeah the three of them do a
shot at the
end of the video and meanwhile
the
actual information is just
never really
brought to the top of the stack
we are
still I'm sorry I should say
who this is
this is M Admiral Brett Gerrard
jawar he
is the assistant secretary for
health
and human services we are still
very
early in understanding and all
the
evidence isn't there so I want
to caveat
that but to set a grass and
foundation
these typically more calidad is
that
what are you supposed to say is
a no and
now I decide like to add don't
caveat
something it's nothing bring it
into a
verb give me a break I mean
that is
classic it's trying to do a
google move
turning a noun into a verb I
got it
we are still very early in
understanding
and all the evidence isn't
there so I
want to caveat that but to set
a grass
and Foundation the typical
mortality
rate for seasonal flu is about
0.1% or
0.15 percent the best estimates
now of
the overall mortality rate for
Kovan 19
is somewhere between 0.1
percent and 1
percent okay that's lower than
you heard
probably in many reports why is
this
number
it's because many people don't
get sick
and don't get tested so
probably for and
this is reflects the overseas
experience
so probably for every case
there are at
least two or three cases that
are not in
the denominator so I just want
to sort
of scale that that it's
certainly could
be higher than normal flu it
probably is
but it's not likely in the
range of two
to three percent so our best
modeling
again you have a denominator
problem and
I want you to understand that
that only
the people who are really sick
or have
symptoms come in and get tested
so based
on is is based on the models we
have
right now we estimate the
mortality as
0.1 to 1%
yeah of course no one wants to
look at
their models because that's
only good
for climate change models now
the last
show I believe is the last show
I had
heard this show before I had a
clip two
clips in a row to point out to
the
idiocy of this whole thing
which one guy
says it's three and a half
percent Tory
had the Harvard professor of
the expert
and then they'd know then the
expert
came out what he would do is
first there
was somebody else said Sir Ian
a person
then the expert came out using
that data
and his own data the expert who
predicted by the calculations
by the
numbers Jesus throughout we
calculated
it 10 million dead yeah get
this money
all this money shuffling and
now from we
go from the three point five
and ten
million dead - well you know
it's kind
of maybe worse than the flu a
lot of
people have it they don't
thirty days
John 30 days 30 days and it's
all over
it'll all be over in fact on
MSNBC
they've are they're already
done with
the death and destruction part
they're
moving straight on to
politicization and
this is that Princeton
professor Eddie
Glaude real smug prick what I
was
thinking about this in terms of
politics
right right that's how prefer
professors
of Princeton talk right what I
was
thinking about this in terms of
politics
right we talked about
the business community finally
not kind
of sticking with Donald Trump
but this
may be and I you know Nicole I
should
mention this with little
trepidation but
this may be Donald Trump's
Katrina hey
let's just lean into that for a
minute
the time we got to talk like
that let's
just lean into that topic for a
minute
now was the moment when all the
things
that felt incredibly
incompetent about
the Bush presidency the
appointment of
Harriet Miers to the Supreme
Court the
botched attempt to pass Social
Security
private as they I mean I just
can't sit
there like that she was she was
in the
Bush administration she did she
was in
the press office so she's
quoting her
own administration here Nicole
Wallace
Harriet Miers was not put on
the Supreme
Court as we know it was a
suggestion
that floated around it never
grew nobody
took it seriously that gig okay
let her
continue I'm sorry Supreme
Court is a
horrible person this woman and
that's
why I'd bring her up botched
attempt to
pass Social Security private as
they
lived it I can go through the
whole list
were realize we gave them a
proof point
that we were indeed incompetent
and also
people died I mean this is this
has the
making structurally for the
same kind of
moment but if there's only a
moment that
would shake that 40% the folks
who would
allow him to shoot someone and
ride down
to the there's any a moment
it's this
one because it's babies it's
friends do
you hear what this a hole is
doing it's
like this is different because
it's
babies that'll be dying babies
will be
dying orange man kill babies
babies
hey Bill look at all this
toilet paper
we've got yeah right and so it
seems to
me that this is an event that
could take
down a president oh yes it
could take
down a president this event
mm-hmm
mm-hmm so I think everyone's
kind of
getting over the the clock is
ticking
down thirty days and we're good
to go
and you can wait for the you
I'll take
the bankers advice on the V
good a note
from Black Knight of Seven Hills
Cincinnati Adam John listening
to the
show had some Intel to share
first you
mentioned toilet paper
shortages yes
particularly by the way I went
to
Central Market yesterday and I
saw
people in the parking lot with
their
trolleys filled toilet paper
and it was
super busy there was no
shortage inside
but however it may be defined
the West
Coast as our producer says yes
particular on the west coast
but in
general in the US retailer
inventories
of toilet paper are critically
low and
then tell wait he has standing
here home
I'm being told the retailer
warehouses
are essentially empty I work in
the
consumer supply chain and we're
being
told that toilet paper hand
sanitizer
and bleach are essentially out
of stock
nationwide we're making paper
as fast as
we can and are unsure if we
should
expect a huge drop-off in April
as
people work out yes exactly yes
or if
people will use more because
they have
so much and demand will just
level off
so we're preparing for both
possibilities you don't use
more toilet
paper cuz you have so much hey
Bill look
at all this toilet paper we've
got yeah
I'm gonna wipe myself and wipe
myself
for no good reason this
nonsense hey man
he's one of our producers so go
easy on
them this is probably management
management that's saying this
all right
further my wife and I work it
sorry for
our producer yeah man well
don't imagine
people we've got more toilet
paper so
let's use more toilet paper
okay no I
well I don't know maybe you
know how
about this if if coronavirus is
over and
we said within 30 days and
everyone's
got gobs of toilet paper then I
can see
what people like hey we're not
dead and
yeah and wipe some more I don't
make it
as possible further my wife and
I work
in major cincinnati-based
companies and
consumer goods and groceries
and in the
social justice warrior times
they cannot
be seen as putting the
employees at risk
therefore although travel isn't
technically banned we are being
encouraged to not travel to
that end
we've elected not to
participate in
tissue world the paper industry
trade
show for toilet paper and paper
towels
this is that this is a show I
would like
to go see Wow you imagine a big
trade
show for just toilet paper and
paper
towels there may be some great
innovation that we don't know
about you
know see you maybe they have no
the
shells that was the shells or
the rocks
the pebbles I can't remember I
have no
idea what the but it could be
at one of
these this would be debt you're
right
oh just worth going to just to
go to it
yeah thank you very much Black
Knight of
the Seven Hills Cincinnati yeah
you got
I got a kick out of a tiny
black nice
use for toilet paper cuz we got
more
toilet paper let me see what
else we get
oh no no that's a skip that
Jack Dorsey
is rethinking his plan of
living in
Africa
amid the corona virus outbreak
which we
might want to note again is not
in
Africa
although Uganda has what you
gone to do
Uganda cancels all international
conferences issues travel ban
Lombardi
now in Italy little north where
my
sister Willow lives they now
they're on
lockdown and another one of
those
Illuminati Illuminati numbers
11 million
people just like Wuhan 11
million people
are shut in lockdown so we'll
see how
that goes mr. Jack Dorsey with
his
Taliban beard it's going to
rush off to
Africa because he's afraid of
the what
is wrong no no he was going he
had this
plan to you know just to move
like ice I
think a second headquarters or
something
he wanted to do something in
Africa
because his swamy told him to I
don't
know and now he's really
thinking that
isn't that we used to have
Swami's does
United Nation I'm just doing a
reading
through the headlines the
United Nations
refuses to call coronavirus
outbreak a
pandemic so that we know that's
still
based upon the the pandemic
bonds which
they don't want to trigger and
I think
they won't be triggered because
now the
u.s. that one thing Donald
Trump is
always bitching about that
we're the
ones ponying up here we are not
the
bondholders not Germany not
Japan now no
we're gonna pay for it because
we got
more than a billion dollars
going
overseas more than that
actually you
know let's see like that NPR
interview
and to be clear is this all
domestic
spending or is there any money
being
offered to other countries that
are
dealing with the outbreak yeah
so this
is interesting the Trump White
House did
not request any funding for an
international response the head
of the
coronavirus task force and
Health and
Human Services Secretary Alex
azar
actually told Congress they were
focusing on the homeland but
Congress in
this law did include over a
billion
dollars for the international
response
and that could be used for
instance to
help low and middle income
countries
shore up their resources to be
able
to contain or mitigate
outbreaks experts
I talked to were really pleased
and
quite actually relieved to see
this
funding in there no it's it's
shameful
there was a prett there's a
pandemic
preparedness fund funded fully
ready to
go all the World Health
Organization has
to do is say yeah yeah it's at
that
level and I think the numbers
are there
because it's specific numbers
but no no
we'll pay for it don't worry
about it
these jackasses in Congress
getting all
this free money wouldn't be
bitchin and
moanin
you know it's interesting you
say that
because you know of course
power of
money corrupts I started
watching the
long touted and perfectly timed
Hillary
Clinton documentary on Hulu
yeah and
it's four hours so I've only
watched the
first hour and I must say that
whole
first hour you can't help but
be a fan
of Hillary Clinton in that
moment
because she seems like such a
genuine
person a true fighter for for
women very
daring
good work she did a lot no it's
it is
extremely well done you do not
get even
with a slight whiff of the
corruption
something bad happened to her
you have to yeah bill I think
you're
right I think it is exactly what
happened now you you have to
watch all
four hours now that you watch
the older
stars of course have you
possible that
think I don't you know if it's
you
sometimes you can blow your you
can blow
it you can do is do what you
just
described is like wow this is
great I'd
vote for her she's the best and
then
after a while starts to wear on
you and
after four hours maybe I don't
know it's
not I don't care for it's
possible that
they can't sustain that if they
can
sustain that feeling that you've
achieved it was in the one-hour
period
as a filmmaker and they can do
that for
four hours and Wow yeah they
can write
her but
okay so again this was
incredibly
well-timed
we have just the perfect and I
am sure
you have some bite and stuff we
have but
we have the perfect potential
but before
we go switch gears completely I
do know
someone Reese little update I
want a
place we will update on Cove in
1900 you
still have that is it really
worth it is
it more than I just did it will
add no
it's totally this in a different
dimension it is actually
something
reasonable does just a Cove
it's gonna
kill us all continue but it's
kind of
backing off a little bit this
is the
mainstream media V of PBS on
Saturday
with Hari Srinivasan reporting
and it's
a lot different than what you
gave us I
mean it's not better the Food
and Drug
Administration is rapidly
expanding the
distribution of test kits to
detect
cases of the new corona virus
across the
country Vice President Mike
Pence made
the announcement in Florida
today at a
briefing with health officials
that was
this before the the bill was
signed or
you don't know no it's just
yesterday oh
okay more than 1 million tests
any
cooperation with those same
commercial
even with more kits there are
concerns
about the capacity of different
states
to test people as the number of
cases
increase how that data will be
gathered
and reported there are nearly
400 total
confirmed cases in the US
according to
Johns Hopkins University which
is
tracking this spread globally
Florida
officials reported two deaths
from COBIT
19 both people who died were
elderly
that brings the total number of
deaths
in the u.s. to 19 New York
Governor
Andrew Cuomo declared a state of
emergency after 21 new
confirmed cases
today we have now been also
going after
the money testing around the
block as
you know we are aggressively
testing
following up leads because we
want to
find as many people who test
positive so
we can get them out
circulation that's a great
concept I'm
sorry Mr curry you've been
taken out of
circulation so we can get them
out of
circulation the Grand Princess
cruise
ship remains off the coast of
Northern
California with its 21
confirmed cases
of the virus among the more
than 3,500
people on board as of this
afternoon
officials have not said when or
where
the ship will be allowed to
dock in
Egypt a cruise ship on the nile
river
with 100 foreign tourists is in
quarantine in the city of Luxor
33
people have tested positive for
kovat 19
on that ship in southeastern
China a
hotel collapsed today trapping
about 70
people
officials say the hotel was
being used
to quarantine people who had
contact
with kovat 19 patients is this
just
intended to raise the blood
pressure of
their audience I mean this is
like just
going down a list of all this
all italy
reported its biggest daily
increase in
virus what i say as you say
that it
continues these infections now
total
more than 5,800 people and 36
people
have died there from the virus
in the
past 24 hours in Iran 21 people
have
died from the virus just since
yesterday
one of them a member of
parliament the
number of confirmed cases in
Iran is
also more than 5,800 people US
health
officials continue to caution
that the
immediate risk of being exposed
remains
low and that the majority of
people who
contract kovat 19 will have
flu-like
symptoms and will recover
Wow Thanks reporting some
actual info at
the very end oh my goodness
alright I'm
closing the door on this step
up in
China your what step correct wha
from the North China Plain all
the way
to fullback whoo-ha
all right back to Hillary for a
moment
the woman does fascinate so
just the the
release date of this
documentary it is
all about her running for
president from
what I can tell and of course
she's
doing the rounds and she showed
up on
Fallon and of course we needed
to talk
about the current 2020
candidates and
the the primary for the
Democrats and
it's always interesting to
check in and
see what HRC is thinking what
do you
think of that with a look I
thought it
was very exciting because
starting in
South Carolina he had so much
energy and
what he had to say was you know
really
enthusiastic and positive and
about what
he was going to do and who he
was and
the people of South Carolina
obviously rewarded that and
then that
kind of set off this momentum
and it
carried him he won all but I
guess three
states yeah why do you why do
you think
people connect with Joe Biden
you know
look I've known him for a
really long
time I think people know he is
a deeply
decent person he is a kind
person he
doesn't take cheap shots at
people
doesn't insult people as a way
of you
know trying to put people down
and lift
himself up he is such the
opposite of
what we currently have in the
way
[Applause]
had had a chance to think about
it as
this contest got going and
decided boy
the most important thing is we
retire
the incumbent that's more
important than
anything else and he has the
experience
he knows what needs to be done
he can
repair the damage that he would
be
inheriting so I think that's
what was
going on in people's minds
ya know Hillary is clearly
talking about
herself here she doesn't
believe a word
of that's when it comes to Joe
Biden and
she does her disgusting Russia
dance one
more time the candidates also
have to
have to be willing to admit
Russia
interfered last time they're
interfering
this time yeah we know that
even the
Trump administration has to
admit that
so the propaganda it's just not
true did
I miss something did we not
miss that
that was overstated and it was
what the
actual intelligence report said
was that
Russia wouldn't mind if Trump
was
reelected so that they cuz they
felt
they could deal with him wasn't
that the
actual intelligence reporting
Putin's
calling the shots man the Trump
administration has to admit
that so the
propaganda the lies the
disinformation
the theft of information and
all of that
that went on last time is going
to be
back and so it's not only the
candidates
although they have to be
prepared to
take it on but voters need to
be aware
of all that and what what
advice yet to
the voters oh okay
hello stupid people of America
your
queen now tells you what to do
really
pay attention don't get fooled
by the
propaganda just because
something pops
up in your Facebook feed don't
think
it's true I'm really very sad
that
Facebook has said we're not
going to
take down false information
candidates
and particularly Trump is doing
this you
can pay to put lies on Facebook
and
that's really slick Lee is that
a portal
for that is there a dashboard
lies on
Facebook
particularly Trump is doing
this you can
pay to put lies on Facebook and
that's
really slickly produced people
think
it's true really be skeptical
about
what's coming in that Facebook
feed
really any kind of social media
information that you get
because so much
of it is manipulated you don't
know
where it's coming from
yeah I was gonna say is it from
you
think is there other people's
as Russia
as other countries well we we
know from
the intelligence that's been
shared that
Iran tried to mess with the
primary
another report Iran tried to
mess with
the primary she says we know is
prime
which primary I don't know what
is she
is she still read into
everything is she
top-secret I mean I guess I
don't know
but this one was new to me the
intelligence that's been shared
that
Iran tried to mess with the
primary but
if you were a foreign adversary
of ours
or if you just wanted to mess
around
with us why wouldn't you try
because it
worked last time so hey get in
there and
try to pretend you're for
somebody else
or pretend you're you know a
certain
kind of citizen and you have a
certain
set of beliefs and you try to
you know
Jen something up so yeah I
think all of
that's going to go on and is
going on as
we speak
Oh Thank You Hillary for our
Intel
update luckily over at the Hulu
premier
someone actually asked the
question that
would be on my mind because the
most
important thing for our country
not just
for the Democrats all Americans
is to
defeat Donald Trump that's what
I'm
going to be working toward
and Joe Biden had a big night
last night
would you consider being his VP
if he
asks I've not even thinking
about that I
was very pleased that we had a
huge
turnout people really are
focused on
beating Trump and that's what
they
should be focused on
interesting how she
answers the question by saying
I'm not
really thinking about that well
why do
you say that because she could
have just
said no she always has to leave
it in
the middle and we all know we
all know
know we all knows that though
she could
have just said no but of course
we got a
clue a clue from Amy Klobuchar
that is a
sign that is a sign of lying of
course
what's the simplest thing you
do is you
say no or you just say Iran I
don't know
that's Ron they got new
technology over
there so this is the clip I
found the
clip of Amy Klobuchar
apparently gaffing
out by saying that she was
happy to join
the Biden ticket now I'd like
to let you
for finding this because I
could not
find this clip oh yeah well they
irritated me whenever I see an
article
and there's you know it states
something
with quotes and there's just a
picture I
go looking yeah I will look
into but
then I says that by about
halfway
through I said wait a minute
this is so
this is out there so much Adam
will
start looking and he'll find it
I'm done
I could not think of a better
way to end
my candidacy as hard as that
was to do
with our beloved staff and
everyone else
then to join the tick join the
the Joe
Biden
Thank You Jo
[Applause]
I'm sorry your misgendering us
no no you
can't say guys as women here
toe join
the terrific the terrific
terrific
campaign of Joe Biden what do
you think
trial balloon actual or it yeah
problem
test mark Ania no I think she
was given
the opportunity and I mean by
pick his
gruesome from New Mexico as vice
president but which the former
New York
banker likes that idea by the
way it's a
very good idea yeah he liked it
it and
but this is a it's a
possibility that
the Democrats is Bynes gettin
to do it
it is you know what roomies in
somebody
would have to be a Mesa lucky
you you
got you got a bailout will give
you the
vice presidency and then just
probably
not long for this world and you
know we
can so you think you got it you
really
think that they they asked her
what the
reason that when she did the
gaffe
mm-hmm she goes I did ticket
and then
she instead of saying is which
if she
was like oh I gave it away or
was a gap
or if it was actually a gap she
would
have said oh yeah Joe I didn't
joined
the ticket but believe me I
would if I
was given the opportunity
because that's
how much I like this guy Joe
Biden right
she would have she wouldn't
have gotten
so flustered because it's
probably a lot
of this is based on
confidentiality
agreements and all the rest and
she
can't say anything yeah so I
think that
they've offered it to her
on a contingency basis she may
have
blown it right there that's why
she was
so nervous yes yes you got all
flustered
because oh my god no they're
gonna take
it away from me we did get a
quote from
her after after that gaffe here
she is
[Music]
and so I think yeah it's a
possibility
in Deadwood of course it takes
Grisham
out of the picture and it it
would
explain why Amy just bailed so
quickly
and left the war and it hang
and hang in
the banging uh you know they
hung out to
dry as I'm yeah yeah and she
doesn't
know what she's beside herself
now
Warren is because she can't
because the
party's on her case to there's
those
people over there saying to her
let's
face it you can't no no you
can't you
can endorse Bert Bernie there's
the
thing he's not even a member of
the
party do you understand and by
the way
you in him gotten to this beef
do you
remember that he called you a
liar and
all the rest and you so you
have a good
excuse not to endorse him throw
it to
Joe who do you think has the
better
relationship with the unions is
that
should be Bernie I would
presume right
there's no evidence of this
Biden is old
school Democrat old Union guy
well I'll
tell you why I speak about big
unions
yeah I'm talking United United
Auto
Workers is that big it's as big
as it is
yes for the biggest so this has
been a
member twice I might might add
well this
is so here's my question I find
it
incredibly coincidental that
after five
years five years they've been
working on
this case just four days but
with the
weekend four days before the
primary in
Michigan we have this story the
United
States at Michigan of course
Detroit
Michigan at Motor City the
United States
of America is charging mr. Jones
with one count of conspiracy to
embezzle
Union funds and conspiracy to
aid
racketeering activity this is
the former
United Auto Workers chief who
has been
indicted for this home for the
horrible
crimes listen to them in one
count of
conspiracy to defraud the
United States
by failing to pay taxes on over
1
million dollars that he and his
cohorts
stole from the UAW the
allegations are
that in connection with his UAW
roll
mr. Jones conspired with other
UAW
officials to steal over 1
million
dollars in UAW money and
property
instead of that cash and
property going
to help the men and women of
the Union
mr. Jones spent it on his own
personal
enjoyment and on the whims of
other
high-ranking union officials
mr. Jones together with UAW
officials
Vance Pearson and Edward
Robinson spent
UAW money on items that the
workers of
the Union could scarcely afford
these
improper expenses were
completely
unrelated to Union business
such as
luxury condos and villas in
California
lavish dinners at expensive
restaurants
premium liquor five sets of
custom-made
golf clubs specially designed
by a golf
pro horseback riding on the
beach now
there's a couple more in here
but yes I
found it here in the United
Auto Workers
endorsed Bernie Sanders so dad
the way I
read this is this is Bernie
Sanders you
really want this is the guy who
works
with these people but these
these people
is your unions you want oh this
is
horrible and look at what
they're doing
they're there and I love the
specification of of these
horrible
crimes we designed by a golf pro
horseback riding on the beach
over
$100,000 in golf green fees golf
clothing sunglasses and tips
for caddies
over $60,000 in high-end cigars
humidors
and cigar paraphernalia over
$8,000 in
spa treatments for UAW
officials and
their spouses and much much
more I'm
thinking we got to find us a
union
sounds like party this is
really a great
clip they're doing this to
screw Bernie
well let's let's analyze that
for a
moment in ten
the golf the emphasis son golf
of
courses visit as a leader
Strunk yep oh
yeah yeah yeah Trump yeah just
like a
lead us to Trump horseback
riding on the
beach this is what is not what
a union
man would do it's just so from
the feet
it would have been better if
you said
romantic horseback rides on the
beach
well this is this is part of
the of the
I would it's kind of like a
reverse
mirror to make Bernie an
elitist in the
all these socialists they want
to take
your money and they're gonna
use it for
their own pleasure and which is
what you
wanted the kind of argument you
want to
sell people and to kill this
idea of
socialists being you know
anything but
asshole stealing your money and
then
they the ones they're driving
around the
big luxury cars and they're
making you
do all the work and tip tips
for caddies
and tips for caddy so so this
is a this
is really and again it would
end the
party that would be tight with
the but a
lot of dimensions are they the
upper
echelons of the Democrats jens
that this
would be the way to go this is a
fantastic clip and you're right
is it's
all about bernie is all about
embarrassing bernie and some
awkward way
and after it once they gave the
endorsement to bernie there's
no reason
the UAW should endorse bernie
by the way
that I can tell there's nothing
can't
attend and when one of us has a
really
great clip and the other one
appreciates
it what do we do well what we
did
usually but but as you
mentioned one
time ago that if somebody
actually
defragment water over and
slalom if you
ask you get skipped all right
well
you're mean you'll give
yourself the
clip of the day thank you thank
you that
everyone's calling for it man
so I'm gonna get back to this
analysis
of Biden that was great by the
way I
that was one of the best
out-of-the-blue
things that these guys are when
doing
this guy wish I said by the way
a month
ago when the Democrat elites
decided
that they don't want Bernie
then I get
to Bernie's done I mean that
just just
makes the thing they did with
Hillary
where they just had a few memos
about
how to screw Bernie this makes
it look
like that looks like Sunday
school
compared to what we were
witnessing here
this is dynamite this is real
person I
and stuff I mean they gotta
unless we're
getting rid of this guy
they got a US Attorney to roll
it out
and with those words to really
know not
just embezzled funds no no
let's really
spell it out with these
horrible wrecks
of human beings have done with
your
money yeah your money now we
talked
about Brooks on the PBS news
hour going
on about how Bernie had the
message and
he was nobody could beat him
and then
well now this is another week
goes by
the next thing you know
Bernie's in the
in the toilet and bitin the
gaffe
machine and I have a bunch of
them yeah
today yes is that so what it
what is
Brooks gonna say so this is his
thing
I'm explaining it he's gonna be
baffled
by it
he's always baffled this guy he
was
baffled by Trump right to the
end so
let's go with Brooks on the Dems
community shift I've never seen
anything
like it
it was in the in the 48 hours
after
South Carolina the polls were
moving so
fast some pollsters were saying
that
polls over 12 hours old were
obsolete
and it's it was a spontaneous
move by
millions of people all around
the
country and different graphics
spot day
I think there's one in reaching
the same
conclusion that it's got to be
Joe Biden
and why they didn't do that six
weeks
ago or four weeks ago
I think first Super Tuesday
forced a
decision on a lot of voters all
at once
second you had an amazing act of
political selflessness a
mclubbe a
Scirocco to one minnesota and
it would
have been nice to feather in
her bonnet
and she said no I would be
selfish
and the judge did the same and
so you
had a party establishment
frankly doing
the right thing but more
important was
the rank-and-file voters who
just they
they looked at the reality and
like a
community a community is more
than just
a bunch of individuals a
community
people have common values they
sense
each other's movements and I
don't
really think the Democratic
Party acted
like a community moving all in
at one
moment a community a couple of
things
that are interesting that we're
gonna
witness as we continue on this
is
married journey
the media has decides as the
media's
part of the Democrat Party they
have
decided to cover up Joe's
gaffes now I
refer back to my essay that it
was
linked in the newsletter with a
couple
of newsletters ago which is
that this is
really all about the money
because
they've already given up they
keep you
maybe maybe maybe Biden could
win but
it's that who cares we just we
don't
want names they need they need
the money
for the down ballot candidates
and all
the down ballot people they're
gonna
lose it all if Bernie gets you
know
nominate so they're going out
after him
and here's the funny this is a
my
favorite clip which I think
should be
kept around this is a because
you
especially for your use this is
Brooks
on Bloomberg advertising I want
to play
this with it with it in mind
that the
newspapers and magazines and
everybody
is always you know promoting
the idea
how advertising works and it
works so
well and then we we hear of
course this
is on PBS so there's no
advertisers
involve you probably would have
not
heard this analysis on any of
the
network stations on Bloomberg I
I
started this thinking you can't
buy your
way in votes in the presidential
election there's too much free
media
good ads don't do it and I
think there's
a lot of political science
evidence to
this that that advertising
especially in
the high profile campaign just
does not
work and Bloomberg did not help
himself
in the debate but I don't think
it's
enough well hold on hold on a
second
does that is that just
television or is
it all his Facebook and
Instagram stuff
I don't know man the Russians
did pretty
well with 110
I gotta keep saying that this
blows
people away the great with a
hundred and
ten grand by the way don't
forget
citizens united in the koch
brothers yes
oh my goodness how come you
don't bring
those guys into the
conversation mr.
Brooks all the Democrats do is
moan and
groan and moan about citizens
united and
all the rest of it and they
can't get it
so their director conflicted
with this
very completely they can't drop
it can't
say that on TV you can't say
that
advertising doesn't work I'm
amazed he's
still alive nah now which
brings us to a
side clip which is the idiot
one of the
members of the New York Times
board this
is this is and I'm happy you're
playing
this I clipped it to this is it
is
important to record this and
have it in
our show for future generations
to enjoy
she's talking with Brian
Williams on
MSNBC and this is what we hear
wait wait
let's just set up its Brian
Williams
MSNBC it is Mara gage mara gay
yes and
they're right with the tweet
the tweet
itself is from Washington Post
reporter
somebody I don't know who that
guy is
this no no it's a woman
Makita I think it's got some
funny name
it yeah I didn't get to look at
her
tweets because they're yeah but
she's a
wopo reporter so it's the track
it's in
it's NBC News it's the New York
Times
and it's Walsh Washington Post
it
perfectly shows the Ministry of
Truth
eNOS no.20 20 billion bucks
beating this
guy he could do it absolutely
somebody
tweeted recently that actually
with the
money he spent he could have
given every
American a million dollars got
it let's
put it up a screen it when I
read it
tonight on social media it kind
of all
became clear bloomberg spent
500 million
on ads u.s. population 327
million don't
tell us if you're ahead of us
on the
math he could have given each
American 1
million dollars and I've had
lunch money
left over
it's an incredible way of
putting it
it's an incredible way of
putting it
it's true it's just surveying
it says it
does suggest you know what
we're talking
about here which is there's too
much
money in politics it's true
it's true
I'm a reporter it's true damn
it we
forgive him because that's part
of his
charm now so 300 million people
times a
million dollars of course is
300 billion
which is not what Bloomberg
spent he
spent what they said which is
about 500
million but to come up with the
idea
you'd be about a buck and a
half and
somebody did the math you know
it's easy
enough to figure out oh yeah
but they
figured that it's the same as
giving
everybody 1 million dollars and
they and
this makes a lot first of all
to say
that in the first place you
have to stop
and think you have to say wait
a minute
maybe my math is off here
because that
doesn't sound right it doesn't
sound
right this is a problem with
these
reporters they can't stay at
this knit
there's no sniff test for them
exactly
it doesn't sound right because
it's not
even close you're off by a
factor of 1
million 1 million this is not a
small
factor this is not like a
factor of 10
I've done that on the show I've
been off
by a factor of 10
I made a math mistake and is
off by 10
it's not off by 1 million and
they play
it straight and then somebody
produced
they tweet and put it on the
screen
there's a director there's
cameramen
there's guys in the control
booth
they're all over the place and
I don't
see why you're something I
don't see why
you're surprised I'm not
surprised at
all it's fantastic I think Brian
Williams should be on the talk
show
circuit he should be on the
view too
talking about this yes yes but
your
point is is well made and that
is the me
Leo and the complete trust of
other glib
Joe's they just trust each
other just
just completely blanket car
Blanc's you
have with me I have a letter
from one of
our readers in the one of our
one of our
many jurors one of our reader
readers
readers yeah well you reach the
groupies
or newsletters him I gotta have
to find
it cuz it's around here
somewhere but it
also reiterates what somebody
else said
is and this was regarding your
you and
the sound guy you know the
sound guy oh
yes yes yes he says somebody
hates him
and bowdry him but you've
commented on
Twitter says somebody must
really
somebody in the control room
because
there's no way this could get
through
all those dollars levels
somebody must really hate
fucking
Williams he maybe he's a dick
and this
girl this game what's her name
whatever
name is Myra Gaius she was so
glib
looking oh yes and she had this
look of
like unbelievable satisfactory
had done
math for the first time and
liked the
answer she liked the answers
that you're
right this is the New York
Times a Gitta
mised this is a pity this is
the epitome
of what we're getting from the
New York
Times well and the Washington
Post and
the NBC and I think the former
New York
banker is on to it as well was
about
time and with that I'd like to
thank you
for your courage and say in the
morning
to you the man who put the C in
the
circulation you get taken out of
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everybody I said
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in the morning here's the URL
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check out the podcast you guys
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hey guys and gals you've done
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and they'll
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and I was just thinking about
it and
with Rogan said well you guys
like a
cult and I answer should have
been well
either not no different from
your cult
but smarter would have been
yeah we're a
tribe this is tribal media that
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this is a couple of years ago
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he is on marched a blah blah
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it's his 65th birthday ah that
I didn't
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I'll put
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this note on
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I'm not
sure that we ever put Milton's
Cuevas
son Jackson was in his final
month of
the army training at Fort Lee
on the
birthday list today
well his birthday is on March
1st so
Jackson what's his last name it
would be
Jackson Cuevas CU e VA s and
that was
March first and how old was he
21 21 I have a feeling we did
it but
well we'll just do it again do
it again
it should have been done in
pile two
anyway he says he's gonna be the
mountain brass he's his brass
has a
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refers to
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E flat
Alto horn in the Smoky Mountain
brass
band in Asheville North
Carolina oh nice
huh yeah I told you man that is
an E
flat
ah the brass I sweep up after
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that's some real brass ma stop
shooting
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Forest
he needs a D douching we got
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little
sharp then I got ants and don't
eat me
Bernie Sanders do you have that
one I
don't know anyway says having
discovered
no Jenna from jcd plug on twit
several
years ago I've sought to hit
various
friends and family in the
mouths with
only one full-time success my
u.s. Naval
Academy roommate hmm despite
forcing my
girlfriend over ten years to
listen to
no agenda in the car and
dragging her to
two and a meetups in Atlanta her
standard retort remains quote
they have
an agenda what were here
jingles cuz I
did I couldn't prep for those
what did
he ask for oh sorry
birthday karma a little
Sharpton huh any
Sharpton I got ants we don't
eat a
Bernie okay well we don't have
don't eat
me birdy but it's Bo Jaden we
have don't
eat me Bo Jaden let you play
that and
and ants we don't play the full
ants
it's a minute 45 but no lives
then I
understand what people want is
anything
else in his note yeah I'm
reading she
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do see
her crack a smile every now and
again
especially when dogs are people
too
segments pops up she is not a
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but our big dog Percy oh yeah
she should
get listened to Adam Adam in
her be
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tells me
that she that the reason I
listen to no
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crotchety
white man like you guys
especially jcd
boom Shakalaka
gee compliments flying fast and
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here today and and I and my now
adult
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media
group he says erica Hill was
young and
hot she's still hot but I
digress
there's only crotchety old man
can say
stuff like this yes a few years
back I
posted something yeah I'd say
something
like that I get slapped a few
years back
I posted something on the face
bag but
based directly on a link from
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notes my younger son mid-30s
who put
really puts anything on the bag
reported
on the bag quicklist listening
to Dvorak
how did he know I don't know it
refers
to faces another funny story
relating to
a recent episode right after
the first
or second Democrat debates was
respected
in the discussion about Han how
unbalanced audio levels were on
a couple
of women candidates the reason
for that
according to my other human
resource who
works in one of the AT&T Time
Warner's
seeing in Turners subsidiaries
hmm was
that just before they went on
the air
they went for one last pee
break and
their lavell ear transmitters
got
knocked into the toilet oh
really
the audio guys did not have
time to
check levels on the replacement
trans
Minister before they went on
the air too
funny not to be true that
sounds lanes
it it would explain it anyway
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to break is that every time I
hear
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look I
yell look I want to add to that
and I
love those those types of
reports from
technical crew are gold I feel
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mean who would know that I have
one here
anonymous producer works for a
production company in Manhattan
does
large corporate galas
fundraisers and
benefit dinners Bloomberg has
attended
many of these events and every
time his
height has been a problem if
he's
speaking at a lectern it must
not be
made of lucite or a clear
material see
this is Bloomberg's rider his
handlers
have a specific box for him and
they
want it hidden while other
people are
speaking at the lectern I do
not have
the exact dimensions of the box
but my
guess is about eight inches tall
when he's speaking at a
fireside chat or
in an interview setting there
must be a
pillow on the chair to prop him
forward
so his feet cut to the ground
these
rules by the way also applied
to Janet
Yellen big fan thanks for
everything you
guys do the secrets of TV and
media
being exposed right here before
your
very own oh yeah I love that
pillows my
feet touch the ground that's
worse than
the box that is worse than the
box
that's horrible yeah what did
our um our
Robert want here for he don't
eat me Bo
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neck -
who is Erica are you telling us
banker
for CNN she worked at she was
on the
morning show on CBS she was one
of the
coasts of the morning show
before during
one of their transition periods
she was
a she's a very pretty woman and
I'm
consider myself the one that
discovered
her okay the monkey comes out
of the
sleeve again it wasn't like a
discovery
it was like she was state she
was very
attractive she had the
right-sized head
she had the dimple shit
everything going
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little
reports from the office or some
some
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thing but
every time the camera hit her
the camera
loved her yeah and she liked
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and it was just like this
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you could see it between her
and the
camera and as soon as I saw it
once I
said oh if this girl wants to
go into
broadcast and she's got it made
because
it was just one of those things
you
don't see it that often where
it's just
a match made in heaven between
a camera
and a person who just has this
die the
ice Sparkle and everything with
the
camera it's just funny the
thing to say
in your witness but she was
like top 10
yes and I'd like to expand when
John
says she has the right head
this is a we
are speaking as television
executives in
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want a big
head on television the big head
big
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at
Pat Sajak look at Jay Leno I
mean I
don't have a big head but I
made my head
big with hair and it's worked
very
successful big heads equals
ratings yes
but the funny thing is Natali
del Conte
has a very small head and that
was she
also had to run away to
Portugal so
she's still out there she's
still on the
lam with her husband well
according to
them they're never on the lam
but I she
has a blog and I check in on
about once
a month to see what they're up
to and I
have not they've they've begun
radio silence so I okay anyway
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younggu yes I'm waiting for the
joke
yeah yes I wanted I can't wait
on mania
for very short ones and a
longer one
actually yeah let's start with
the woman
that's not under get F but
under bite in
gaff and this is the one that
got I
think most of the play where he
loses it
in the middle of a discussion
and says
we have to reelect Trump turn
turn this
primary from a campaign that's
about
negative attacks into one about
what
were for because we cannot get
reelected
we cannot win this reelection
excuse me
we can only reelect Donald
Trump now I
would like to stop for one
moment here
and put the no agenda producer
researcher hat on this is
you've been
duped you've been duped this is
out of
context because what actually
happened
is Jo said something else after
that
yeah so this is unfair so I
have to
protect Jo I mean he's still
out of his
gourd but that is not it well
here comes
okay I'm not gonna argue with
that but
let me just say one thing first
we're
gonna we're only doing these
gasps
because the the mainstream
media has
decided to cover up for Jo
right and
many of these gaps came from
people's
listening to these clips on the
mainstream media and noticing
chunks
missing right just this one is
unfair
and I just want you to hear the
whole
thing in context come on the
nominee
will bring this party together
who run a
progressive positive campaign
and turn
turn this primary from a
campaign that's
about negative attacks into one
about
what we're for because we
cannot get
reelected we cannot win this
reelection
excuse me we can only reelect
Donald
Trump
if in fact we get engaged in
this
circular firing squad here so
he saves
it but it's important to point
out that
something else it was still
nothing you
okay let me just step out who
is in
charge of Joe Biden he just had
a
fantastic showing on Super
Tuesday put
the man at home and put the
GIMP ball in
his mouth
lock him up don't let him out
put the
surrogates on the road get Jill
Biden
out there anybody
don't put this candidate out
there
before before your Michigan
primary
that's crazy he's you can't
manage this
kind of person so they put him
on the
Chris Wallace show no geez and
so we now
we have a standalone kind of
gaffe
followed by more gaffe and this
is a
real disaster in my opinion
this is the
gaff standalone thanks Chuck
will see me
standing next to him and him
standing
next to me we'll see you sleepy
mr. vice
president thank you thanks for
your time
please come back and less than
13 years
sir thank you very much all
right it's
Chris but anyway I just did
Chris no no
I just did Chuck I tell you
what man and
these were back-to-back anyway
on the
campaign trail thank you sir
thank you
said that he I think that was
the that
wasn't even the real Joe now
I've just a
bunch of real short ones that
came from
my compilation I there was
about ten him
the compilation bus and work
they're
very good but I like these and
for a
couple of reasons
this first one which is the the
top of
the list which is the because
all of
these were at the same speech
and this
would have all like two or
three years
ago on our show would have been
a drunk
or not drunk do you want to do
it do
want to do a drunk or not drunk
or no we
don't have to but you can maybe
late no
we don't need to do that but
let's start
with this one this is the dump
this one
that says three
this is where he says instead of
Obamacare he says oh gamma care
I ponder
though is uh is the the
incredible
enthusiasm and excited this
campaign has
generated folks well yeah but
this was
something different I didn't
hear that
did and I didn't that would
that was the
end yeah oh I must have clipped
it
poorly
well sorry well well done good
work
drunk or not drunk mania or
drunk one
that's this was one you wanted
to first
of all now I wanted three oh
god this
says Obamacare in the clip
they'll never
know I'll edit this out okay
good gee
John hey John tell me we have
more bath
clips let's start back to that
first one
with the one you played this is
the one
that would have qualified for
the drunk
or not drunk this is just him
rambling
about talking to fire he sounds
plastered I pondered always uh
is the
the incredible enthusiasm and
excited
this campaign is generating a
thick
tongue yeah oh man we need he
needs to
drink courage now now that that
will
move to clip this one this says
to
alluded when I wanted to the
end this
one says two and this one I was
very
happy to get because he
actually says Oh
Biden know Biden the Biden's oh
he does
that's because that's not the
real Joe
man the real Joe wouldn't make
that
mistake woody it's not about
his own
name Oh Biden Oh Biden the
reason why
the reason why is because he
keeps
throwing in there with some
consultant
told him say Obama Biden you
know Bhama
Biden campaign
Bhama by the administration
obama-biden
care and then then when he
comes out
with but then when he for some
reason
says Oh Biden were Biden first
Biden
Obama his brain can't can't
process who
comes out oh by your app you're
probably
right this is probably exactly
now this
is the one I like which is the
Obama
care you know if he actually
used that
on this platform for it gamma
care uh I
like that I want some Obama care
fantastic poor Joe as somebody
once said
this is a bailed Elder Abuse
yes it is
totally but the media will not
play
these clips
well no no suffering for him
they really
everyone is all in on getting
this guy
the nomination and letting him
run
against Trump and lose I would
just like
to remind everybody that if
even if you
go to Wikipedia and this is why
I don't
add heat it's it's an insult
really to
run this guy particularly when
he talks
about I wrote that bill I wrote
that
bill you know I wrote the
federal
assault weapons ban bill well
the
problem is that was all wrapped
up into
one Act of 1994 the Violent
Crime
Control and Law Enforcement Act
and this
is the act that put a hundred
thousand
cops on the street that built
the entire
commercial prison system this
was what
Hillary Clinton said this is
how we need
to bring the super predators to
heel and
if you look right here on
Wikipedia so
this was very that my point is
not a
very Pro african-american thing
you did
here Joe and it says right here
the bill
was originally written by
Senator Joe
Biden of Delaware he was behind
the
whole thing but ok run Joe run
yeah this
would be a good opportunity to
mention
that we do not have a explicit
two-party
system in the United States and
you go
anywhere overseas well you only
have
Republican Democrat
you can actually you know
there's a lot
of different parties and I look
some of
them up and I would like to
share some
other choices that you can vote
for
Brian Carroll is the nominee
for the
American solidarity party
Jerome Segal
who was a philosopher from
Maryland he
is running for the Bread and
Roses
ticket we have Don Blankenship
from West
Virginia he is running for the
Constitution Party then we have
Gloria
la Riva and Gloria is running
for the
party for socialism and
liberation
Howie Hawkins the Peace and
Freedom
Party he's an interesting dude
and let's
see do we have anything else
let's Libertarian Party do they
have a
candidate this year well ice
let me see
I think they do actually no
independent
I don't see the Libertarian
Party
anywhere in this list it was
did they
even have usually they do
something yeah
they have a usually a
convention and
then Garry Johnson gets to be
President
it would there's been none of
that
maybe it folded Libertarian
Party 2020
let me see I could be wrong and
it
wasn't McAfee running for
something he's
always running for something
here we go
20 20 presidential candidates
okay so
they do have a here we go Oh
like we
could have been on this list
Adam Koch
Esch Bryan Ellison
Daniel Berman Daniel Berman's
got a big
hat that says taxation is theft
on it
sounds like a good libertarian
uh
Jedidiah Hill I'm just reading
the names
that I recognize this go quite
a lot of
people running for Oh bad there
he is
thank goodness well here's
here's the
guy you go to Vermin Supreme
twenty20
calm he is on the ticket pony
up America
Vermin Supreme twenty20 this oh
he's got
a great website John you got to
take a
look what he's doing
Herman supreme he's the guy
with the
boot on his head that guy with
the boot
on his head and he gives a pony
his
platformers everyone gets a
pony you
spelled as vermin of the erm I
n yeah
supreme twenty you know the guy
twenty
twenty calm platform for a
pioneer
America and a zombie powered
future is
to spread allowed an
unapologetic
message of free thought clean
smiles and
ponies through satire and humor
I
present real issues with
fantastical
context in depth analysis and a
dose of
much-needed humor in the
political
sphere with thought-provoking
activism I
stand against the tyrannical
duopoly the
violent police state and all
forms of
overreaching government got a
link for a
V you might maybe there's audio
from
this down this way from the
homepage
yeah well not let me see I can
play yeah
he's got a good picture himself
says
motherboard and has got a okay
I grew it
on his head here we go
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hi my name is Dermot supreme
and so
generally knowing for as a
person who's
running for president
I'm a friendly fascist I have a
tyrant
that you should trust and you
should let
me run your life because I to
know what
is best for you that's it he's
got my
vote he's got my vote
I voted for him before the guy
is
fantastic love this guy
vermin supreme 2020 actually on
the
ballot anywhere that's a good
question I
mean he has to be usually he's
on the
ballot in New York but I don't
know if
he's a mmm it's good question
I don't know you can also
donate to his
campaign doesn't even say
chippin so
while we're on the topic of
vermin
supreme mm-hmm I have a kind of
a side
clip that might be worth
listening to
because I've got to compete
with you now
and digging up some of these
things
this is chunk chunk chunk chunk
yogurt
yogurt yogurt yes but he
actually
recorded this himself oh and
this is
only part of the recording he's
at the
airport and he I guess the
flight was
delayed
and he decided to make a fuss
about it
and he was going to and he's
gonna post
this I guess he did or somebody
isn't
this old he's done this before
it hasn't he gone through some
airport
oh yeah he does this over every
so often
I don't know if this is new or
old but
I've never heard it before
you've heard
it before I think this is old I
think
you've got snookered again man
coming
supervisor I think this is I
think this
is old so you at least got to
be honest
what is their plight is there a
plane
to be honest is there a plane
whose
airplane where's the play
where's the
play where is it
okay so where is the plane
because I've
been here for hours
where's the play when did you
make a
decision is there a plane I
think this
is old I'm pretty sure it is
well it's
my right it's new to me and I
got a kick
out of not the like as though
somebody
was recording somebody going
nuts you
know with their own camera I
got a kick
out of the arrogance for him to
record
it how he thinks he's all that
in the
bag of chips man she doesn't
believe it
but really does he really
thinks he's
all that I know no I mean let's
record
ourselves being an a-hole yeah
I don't
know hey I have an update of
not really
an update but I caught
something in the
hallway mush I need to play my
theme
song hold on I've missed I have
a theme
song here
I am the vaped Crusader hero of
the
vapors I have exposed evil
tobacco
yeah apparently by the way I
should
mention this not to promote Joe
Rogan
but why not everybody commented
on your
because I heard that part 2 on
your
exposition on the your and I
was asked
about it by Nick yes he says
what is
this what is all this I said
Adam has
been going on and on about this
for
weeks months months mm-hmm and
he became
an extra and I explained Dexter
and I
went to the background
everything I said
I don't think that many people
know so
much he's almost like he's like
that now
he's the expert he should be
hired by or
brought into the government and
and he
summarized by parently
beautifully
according to everybody on the
Joe Rogan
show and I guess nobody it it
baffled
everybody Wow so idea is a
complement of
some sort that I'm giving you
yes for it clearly pains you
but okay
really
but so the the even shorter
version is
vaping has been taken down by
big
tobacco and and the states that
have the
master states agreement that's
an
important part which means
tobacco
companies have a deal with
states states
is particularly California get
a lot of
money to compensate for the
death and
destruction that tobacco causes
and the
states wrote bonds against
these and you
know so they borrowed money
against
their future earnings and with
vaping
guess what people were not
smoking
tobacco so they had to put a
stop for it
and taking Jul effectively out
of the
market and I think Monday or
Tuesday
they're gonna try and pass this
bill for
a flavored a liquids because oh
you know
that's just trying to hook the
children
you know don't don't mind
giving your
three-year-old
cellphone but please don't
don't have
any flavored vape liquids
around and
this is all to Shepard in which
is now
coming and we've been waiting
for I
cross I and I know it's a
stupid name no
one even knows how to pronounce
it I
little I capital Q OS which
this is a
good use I'll stop you here
what were
they thinking with this naming
convention it's an acronym for
I quit
ordinary smoking and I and I'm
sure the
URL was available because who
the hell
comes up with that so and and
why is
this the genius they've been
working for
working towards is because it
is a
device that looks like a vape
pen it
comes with little cartridges
you plug in
but it is heated tobacco which
means
it's almost smoke free this is
since the
barbarians at the gate if
you've never
seen that movie I think it was
HBO
barbarians at the gate is about
the
leveraged buyout of RJR nabisco
and a
running gag throughout this was
well
actually not even a gag they
had on deck
the smokeless cigarette and it
was going
to be a huge bonanza so they do
a
leveraged buyout but it turns
out the
smokeless cigarette when you
light it
with a match something some
chemical
reaction took place with the
sulfur and
it smelled like a turd so as it
but so
the I cross apparently has a
smokeless
so now I'm looking at how else
are they
gonna try and introduce this
because
they need a few more pushes we
already
have vape is bad vapors gonna
kill you
even though it's completely
unrelated
with tea with illegal THC
cartridges
filled with the you know with
vitamin E
acetate added we have all the
scary
stuff kids are getting hooked
it's all
bad here's I cross is gonna
save the
world but we still need we
still need to
highlight how great this new
device is
and what better than some new
research
yeah now let's think almost no
smoke
practically no smoke from this
that's
important because of a new term
third hand smoke you don't have
to be
anywhere near a cigarette for
toxic
chemicals to affect you that's
because
the residue is lingering long
after that
cigarette is put out what you
need to
know John Banzhaf is a
professor of
public interest of law at George
Washington University law
schools also
the founder of the group action
on
smoking and health
many of us had no idea what
their hand
smoke was how exactly if it's
on close
or in walls is it so powerful
that it
could actually harm our health
well many ways third hand
tobacco smoke
is like secondhand tobacco smoke
although the experts tell us it
is more
toxic the circus acts tells us
there's
no safe lower level of exposure
to
secondhand tobacco smoke kills
40,000
Americans every year compare
that by the
way the coronavirus now what
this study
shows here typical non smoker
you go to
a movie theater where they
haven't had
smoking for over 15 years you
sit down
it's not too crowded some of
the people
in the audience are smokers or
they're
not smoking then simply the
residue from
their clothing will be enough
to expose
you to about the exposure of 10
cigarettes secondhand tobacco
smoke this
is pretty outrageous research I
mean I
don't think that the jury is
really in
or is done on secondhand smoke
but now
third hand smoke you go to a
movie
theater just the smoke the
residue that
is hanging on other people's
clothes is
equivalent to you sitting next
to
somebody smoking 10 cigarettes
it doesn't even pass oh the
sniff test
this is bull no this is PR is
what this
is this was on HLN CLN your
friend
what's the difference well
because this
aired on CNN Headline News this
is the
this is the propaganda channel
I mean
not any less than the others
CNN but
this is where you can get these
kinds of
guys on either National Center
for
Health Research sounds
important not
really this these guys are paid
shills
and this research is going to be
distributed it's coming from
them
go ahead wait for it this will
become a
story if they need a break
they need a break in the media
cycle
taken you know so they can slip
this in
but that's what we're getting
now
that'll be the net just follow
it
that'll be the next step
towards we need
I cross yes because it takes it
get
takes care of the nasty third
hand smoke
you want to hear some more
until I have
another minute into 50 seconds
the kids
because this stuff tends to
collect on
rugs and furniture kids are
falling
around on rugs they're more
likely to
pick up things the touch thing
and put
it in their mouths and so it's
much more
dangerous for kids but it's
terribly
dangerous for adults
fortunately there
are legal remedies and what are
the
things we can do because
obviously the
take away now listen to this
this is
this is really egregious
because they're
going to use HR and all kinds
of other
mechanisms to screw people who
and
probably people who are vaping
- you
just watch it'll be a third
hand vapor
oh yeah it's really really bad
listen to
what he suggests you do at your
company
and what are the things we can
do
because obviously the take away
I can go
to a movie theater I can't
prevent
whether someone next to me
smoked a
cigarette no but if you work
and you
work where somebody is smoking
go
outside for smoking break and
come back
in and they smell tobacco smoke
you can
complain to your employer you
can file a
complaint with OSHA you can
file a
complaint of the Americans with
Disabilities Act
you could probably file a
complaint
under your local laws relating
to this
and we've actually done this
and in fact
it works or you could give me I
cross
for his birthday it's coming no
legs the
third hand smoke story has got
no legs
okay we'll see I'm predicting
that as we
speak
well for one and this guy
sounds like an
old crank now if if the I cross
manufacturer comes along and
says hey we
want to buy some ads
I think it'll get some legs
we'll see
the third head smoke thing is
too
laughable it's got no legs is
stupid
it's the stupid this is the lab
coat on
John he looked official but the
lab coat
was a smart move but I all say
this that
this doesn't happen this is not
gonna
work it's it's too stupid it is
stupid
would you suggest I cross
market to the
masses I don't think they're
gonna oh
that's a good question if we
were
sitting around trying to figure
out how
to sell this this Turkey
through the
house argue about it is the
question I
mean I got the raw it's got a
bad name
it's got it looks is just too
similar to
vaping while was just vape it
makes more
sense
it's and this I would marketers
they're
painting themselves into a
corner no
possible no I cross the safe
vape that's
what I do because it doesn't
have better
than what they're doing it
doesn't have
any harmful chemicals as a
bonus there's
almost no secondhand smoke let
alone
that crazy third hand smoke
people are
talking right know what the
tobacco
company would say to that pitch
they'd
say we don't want to use the
word vape
in any way we were trying to
get people
not to even think about vaping
so we
can't we can't put vape can't
put the
competition's wording in our
pitch hmm
okay well it's a real shame if
they
can't even launch a new product
off of
this destruction I mean there's
the the
vapor of the vape industry is
quite
large worldwide and it's just
it's it's
being hammered and you know and
when I
say they're outlawing flavored
eliquid
it's not entirely true you have
to go
through the FDA process about
1.5
million dollars per flavor so
you know
it's like who can afford that
oh it's and there's a lot of
little vape
shops and there's a lot of
family
businesses this is a very
grassroots
movement that was taking place
and in
collusion with the government
the the
the Big Tobacco came in and
screwed
everybody and is getting away
with it
and that's it from your vape
Crusaders
see you next time everybody so
I'm
noticing a couple of
interesting things
they just think Burks me a
little trend
that's irking me is there is
the ageism
that I'm starting to see on
democracy
now Oh interesting and this I
only have
one but I could say that she
says this
constantly over and over again
because
everyone's all perked about the
way it's
gone for Elizabeth Warren
mm-hmm having
which once she quit the whole
everybody's up net Izzie and so
you end
up if you go to Democracy Now
you hear
the following kind of thing and
you hear
it a lot this is the Amy Amy
Goodman and
she the way she describes the
competition this is the top
clip the Amy
older white men senator
Elizabeth Warren
has suspended her bid for the
2020
Democratic presidential
nomination
leaving the race down to two
older white
men former Vice President Joe
Biden
senator Bernie Sanders yeah she
says
older white men a number of
times and
then when she starts talking to
people
they go off the deep end
complaining
about racism and sexism
yeah but ageism doesn't count
ageism
apparently is okay with these
folk and
so they go on and on I do have
one clip
that I did kind of enjoy this
was the
she brought on this guy old
socialist
hack norman solomon to come on
and there
of course defending than one of
the
older why old white man bernie
sanders
but they were discussing and i
think
pretty much what we've been
saying for a
very long time the the
corruption of the
media and why we see a lot of
anti-trump
corruption of the media
the anti Bernie thing is at
least as if
you're a socialist appears to
be even
worse but they'd never make the
jump to
Trump they will not see Trump
big guy
whatever they say about Trump's
fine but
let's listen to this clip
because this I
was enjoyed enjoy this is norm
Solomon
on corporate media let's face
it MSNBC
and CNN huge and powerful cable
networks
have been engaged in all sorts
of
slander and innuendo and
sometimes
smears against Bernie Sanders
and for
Rachel Maddow and MSNBC and
other
networks and media to act as
though this
is only coming from one
direction and
toward one direction is of a
piece of a
pattern of bias against Bernie
Sanders
that shouldn't be a surprise
but should
outrage us these are corporate
owned
entities MSNBC is owned by
Comcast a
very anti labor anti-consumer
huge
corporation they don't want
Bernie
Sanders to be President he
would tax
their profits he would
challenge the
prerogatives of the wealthy to
determine
the policies of the US
government and
overall I think we should note
that
corporate media have been on a
assault
against Bernie Sanders we've
gone
through several phases a year
ago he was
old news other candidates were
saying
the same things then when he
stuck with
Medicare for all which is an
affirmation
of the human rights of all
people then
he was portrayed as an
extremist or too
radical out of step then we
were told he
had no chance to win the
nomination
then after New Hampshire and
especially
Nevada he was being trashed the
mud was
flying from corporate media to
pretend
that therefore progressives
should stay
neutral until a convention I
just don't
understand that we have
Elizabeth Warren
saying now that she's going to
stay in
the fight is the fight for
Medicare for
all is the fight against
corporate power
if that fight is to affirm the
human
rights of all human beings
how can she stay neutral this
is very
disturbing to me because
day goes by and Elizabeth
Warren fails
to endorse Bernie Sanders and
go out and
campaign for him is a de facto
assistance to corporate power to
corporate America and Joe Biden
and I
don't think we should pretend
anything
else Wow she was on SNL last
night Liz
oh yeah catch it yeah I did it
was it
was it was she was pretty good
I have to
say they did a whole whole bit
and
what's her name Kate McKinnon
you know
she does Elizabeth Warren and
then so
Elizabeth all of a sudden came
on she
was answering question if she
is fuzzy
but it was good and but more
importantly
Elizabeth Warren and she's what
70 I
think she's just about 70 no
she's over
70 she's like no she might just
be
simple she's an old white woman
but if
she got contacts grew her hair
back and
ran as a Republican she'd have
a shot
she is she is she's pretty
good-looking
to her neck good skin if she
she looks
she does not look 70 she just
she's men
if you look at older pictures
of her she
had some some hottie in her
some very
have to go way back she is
exactly 70
yes but she she just needs to
stop
dressing like a hysterical
nutjob this
is just some advice from this
curry
Dvorak consulting group she
actually
dresses like an 80 year old
woman yeah
yes she dresses older than she
is and it
just you know don't part it in
the
middle get a get contacts she
could look
really good you should go ask
Hillary
where she gets her hair done in
Paris
and get Perez yes exactly
that's not a hair gonna hairdo
yeah yeah
yeah but she's good again she
was good
but there's you know she's
still not
exactly solemn and said she's
not she's
not endorsing anyone she's not
helping
Bernie she's not helping
anybody she
just who the hell knows I can
help
Bernie the party's gonna be on
her ass
and
you like look do you like this
job of
yours as the senator you want
to keep a
support you understand the
party you're
gonna become an independent
what're you
gonna do if you're gonna if
you're a
Democrat you're gonna endorse
Joe and
here's how you're gonna do it
they're
gonna give him/her a script
that that's
a good excuse for her to
endorsing Joe
she is not gonna endorse Bernie
there's no way there's no way
she's
gonna ever endorsed Bernie she
can't do
it they won't let her know he's
alright
you're right you're right well
maybe she
missed she did hold out but
maybe she
was holding out for a great
deal maybe
there's something I don't know
we'll see
Pamela Pamela Harris Camilla
Harris
endorsed Joe Biden Kevin
Harrison who
stood there and said children
and now
she's all this is the man I
trust him
he's great yeah please
hypocrite can't a
hypocrite yeah I'm gonna show
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it's a
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here it
is
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write
you in a response to the many
kind words
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that's
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right yeah he told us that as
you can
imagine this can be a difficult
hurdle
to overcome the Pete Buddha
judge art
came after Trump called him
Alfred E
Newman on Twitter the hilarious
images
that conjured in my mind was
just dying
to be expressed in real life as
John is
described on the show before
sometimes
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this is
true in this case and I
couldn't help
myself despite the low
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reason I
won through this note is that
we have
another guy that's in one of
ours who
won't mention who it is who's
always
quitting he you know you'll get
them
upset you never I am not gonna
do any
more art but he listens to the
show and
this happens artists are
artists they
are and they had they can't not
do it
and well I just thought was
just a
that's a sweet note and just it
reminded
me of last night the former New
York
banker I know who he wanted to
be the
candidate and who he thinks
will be an
excellent president next time
around
people judge and I and and I
and I know
this because I said Oh
CIA Pete the white Obama mmm
that was
the wrong thing to say
the free think of that
commentary he did
not like that man but he's the
smartest
guy yeah I he mumbled and I
could see
him and I backed off
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not yeah now that was early on
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evening so it was still good
everything
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Dubuque
he needs a he's 60 bucks and
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yeah you've been deduced Mark J
we'll
call him because it's what it
says on
his note from American Fork
Utah sent a
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at least
a little mention he needs a D
douching
you've been deduced he says he
also I
didn't do this and I made a
mistake he's
needs to be on the birthday
list uh yeah
okay Marv Marv J yeah turning
50 on
Saturday okay mark J 50 on
Saturday done
so he says the last 10 years
have been a
string a bad thing after
another maybe
some no agenda karma will help
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that the end for you he says I
first
discovered no agenda in the
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things I was noticing about the
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nobody else seemed to notice he
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stupidly became a man overboard
and
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happy here's a PS so I wanted
imagine he
says he didn't know it would be
talked
about this before he didn't
know it was
saying they were saying New
World Order
oh really
I always thought he says know
what that
Oh des yeah that's it could be
who knows
me if it's if it's that to you
it's all
good it's all good
onward Marshall Bennett in
Locust Hill
Virginia by 555 and he's God he
says I'm
calling out the very person who
hit me
in the mouth my father as a
douche bag I
also want to wish him happy
birthday at
the same time he's on the list
sorry dad
and happy birthday
lots of love also need health
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thank you
John Monica 5510 Highland
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sir Mad Hatter 5510 hey and
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a very happy birthday for March
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5510 in Oceanside California
also
another douchebag call out here
he's gay
can you please call out a Jew
jo o
Birmingham as a major douche bag
Catherine 5510 in New Hampshire
another
birthday for Abel Kirby yes
he'll be
turned I ain't turning 30
tomorrow Abel Kirby man he does
a lot of
our great jingles Brian Burgess
and so
does he yeah hold on a second
let me
just I'll play a shorty one
that you'll
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that's an end
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cool you know is this one
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yeah not gruesome at all nice
mm-hmm
yogi onward Brian Burgess in
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Rapids Minnesota
5405 then we have Katrina
Oh cursed rum Jesu ski in Iowa
City Iowa
$50 in 30 cents and she's got
addy
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starters
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deduced and then she's got a
birthday
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douchebag call
out for his dad Brad Josue ski
hey but
it's it's for Andrew she's
donating for
Andrew today's his 30th
birthday he's
also on the list Brian Moser
$50 in one
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Texas Larry hey and Mooresville
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Brian hey with the birthday
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this is this
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I love that here's the here's
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Hui Hui
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anything in there that we need
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besides the birthday
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this move as
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Ericka she will get that off to
you as
soon as possible as soon as
China's
shipping him again are we
expecting any
how does that work the people
running
out of t-shirts in the world
and does I
wanted I wonder you know
there's got to
be a lot of cheap stuff from
China that
we're not gonna see anymore
and I have a question for you
hmm
there is talk of an oil war
Saudi Aramco
slashing crude pricing
apparently trying
to destroy OPEC screw with with
Russia
have you followed any of this
no but I
do have a clip although you'd
have to do
your meet up report first I
believe oh
shoot man thank you so right
it is like a potty actually
have a thank
you for reminding me John I do
have a
meet-up report this is the
Miami Beach
meetup report in the morning
this is the
Miami meetup on Friday March
6th we're
at the hookah and Moore and
North Miami
this is Gregg in the morning
everybody
hey Gitmo nation this is Prem
and I have
to call myself out as a douche
bag hey
this is Alex from previously
Panama then
later Italian now in Belgium
thank you
for I know small but dedicated
meetup
these are meetings that people
go to
sometimes we're able to attend
in
different parts of the world
but people
like to get together they know
that when
they're part of the tribe that
there's
no triggering everyone can talk
openly
freely don't have to worry
about someone
getting all all dude mad about
anything
and they meet up and have food
and
drinks and hang out and it's
all walks
of life all race creeds religion
backgrounds ages it's well
worth it and
we've got a couple coming up
this week
Tuesday in Toronto it is the
meet-up
me-80 and that will be at Union
chicken
look for Bishop your organizer
Thursday
in Monroe Connecticut sprawl to
be
exactly Monroe which has a
diaper
changing station meet at
Republic
kitchen named Jamie organizing
for you
also this coming Thursday no
agenda
local 5:12 March Sunset Valley
Texas
this is Sir Scots black baronet
of the
No Agenda armory I may try to
go to that
one on Thursday and mainly
because sir
Scott says he's got some
beautiful fresh
venison for me and I know I'll
come to
the meet up for that I woke you
up and
then Friday the Mississippi
rocket ranch
this is a meet-up
at the John C Stennis Space
Center in
South Mississippi's Hancock
County
and you got our RSVP 48 hours
prior to
the event for access to the
meetup site
how cool is that John Horner is
organizing that also finally a
good
reason for an RSVP yes
Colorado local 5280 in Denver
that's the
first ever Denver local 5280
meetup and
they're on a six-week cycle
Hofbrau and
Colorado a gorge pray Dell is
hosting
that for you and then Friday the
Charlotte meetup Friday the 13th
spooktacular that will be at
Sycamore
brewing camera and hosting for
you and
what does this 8th Friday
Amsterdam No
Agenda meets
Oh what is this meets top pad I
think
there's a meeting of I think
this is
Roderick fellows podcast group
may be
meeting with ours in Amsterdam
yeah with
sounds like it's fun it's a
lokai funder
stud and entrepreneurial was
organizing
that for you for all the details
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sometimes you wanna go hang out
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you to be way me check it all
hello
everybody
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it's like a party
thank you for reminding me of
that job
now back to this this oil ward
looks
like we're underwear like at 45
bucks a
barrel now and it's in its it
could go
down some say to 28
yeah there's I saw a clip years
ago that
Saudi Arabia can make money at
20
because it comes out so easy
yeah but
who else going on there too I
want to
play this clip this is about
some Saudi
Arabian intrigue okay at least
four
members of the Saudi royal
family are
being detained
according to reports in The New
York
Times and The Wall Street
Journal Saudi
princes were reportedly taken
into
custody for allegedly plotting
to house
King Salman and the Kings
designated
successor his son Crown Prince
Mohammed
bin Salman two of the men the
King's
brother Prince Ahmed bin
Abdulaziz and
his nephew Prince Mohammed bin
Nayef
were arrested in their homes
and charged
with treason knife had been
crown prince
until 2017 when King Salman
replaced him
with his son Mohammed bin
Salman known
as MBS Saudi officials did not
comment
on the four arrests as of
Saturday
afternoon
so from Bloomberg Saudi Arabia
kicked
off an all-out oil war on
Saturday
slashing official pricing for
its crude
making the deepest cuts in the
last 20
years on its main grades in a
bid to
push as many barrels into the
market as
possible the cuts in monthly
pricing by
state producers Saudi Aramco
are the
first indication of how the
Saudis will
respond to the breakup of the
alliance
between OPEC and partners like
Russia
the kingdom plans to accompany
the price
cuts with a hike in crude
supply so
they're gonna flood the market
this this
wall of this hey I got people
in Texas
emailing me saying they're
worried
because we can't go much under
50 bucks
I think for our shale no shell
know 50
is definitely the the bottom
right yeah
you can't do shit otherwise
it's just no
there's no money
Saudi Aramco lowered April
pricing for
its crude sales to Asia by four
to six
dollars a barrel into the US by
seven
dollars a barrel and then now
Putin's
also starting to dump now
now this it's the Russians
don't have
well I think they're trying to
crush
Russia I have a price floor to
it yes is
it's not much lower than what
it is
no I don't know maybe this is
part of a
giant scheme maybe it's part of
the
whole Syria thing you know
they're there
it's all about oil there too
and so
maybe someone stepped on
somebody's toes
but yes the I I've read I don't
know if
I can find that anywhere here
but I
think I read that the
incarceration
because when I read the story
I'm like
this is an old story about mb/s
incarcerating his family but no
it's
it's happening again
there's a rumor that Kings
Psalm and his
dad that he's dead
yeah he's dead yeah you heard
that -
yeah yeah so what happens could
this if
they really go down to 228 I
mean won't
we get when we have a oil
crisis again
like in the 70s isn't that
exactly what
happened
no in the 70s the price went up
not down
Oh what am I thinking of then
well so I
don't know far as I'm concerned
you
booed glory the price of oil in
the
economy's all perk up because
there's
cheap energy so cheap and okay
means
here we go this is Trump with
his
buddies remember his his orb
friends
they all stood at the orb yeah
and he
said hey hey mb/s brah let's
put Putin
out of business man how about
that for
strategy no definitely hurt
Putin you
know it'll hurt some of our oil
suppliers and mostly the
frackers yep it
won't change much with the
drillers and
I don't know I mean I'm
watching it
closely trying to figure out
what the
hell's going on but it's very
weird it's
very odd there's no reason for
it unless
something's going on hmm
you're something about foot
okay well I
expected to know more by
Thursday I hope
a OC was on Seth Meyers we
haven't
played any a OC stuff in a while
if you're interested yeah I'm
always
interested in whatever she has
to say
well it's it and I and this
caught my
eye because people are like
upset
because she said illegals
should illegal
aliens should vote in the or
should
participate in the census and
of course
there's all kinds of people
particularly
on the right who are triggered
by that
but as far as I know the idea is
everybody signs it I mean it's
it it
states quite specifically in
the FAQ
that I read on the census.gov
site but
yes if you want money to go to
your
community your city your town
whatever
even if you're there
undocumented you
should participate in the
census so
she's not saying thing anything
out of
the ordinary but I guess this
stems from
the potential question that the
Trump
administration was toying with
putting
on which was are you here
legally or not
or that word I think was it
citizen or
resident alien anyway here she
is
another thing that will have
huge
implications not just on this
election
but the next decade is the
census can
you speak about how you're
approaching
that and and how just try to
explain to
people exactly how important it
is it's
this is such a setup so y'all
come on if
you let me talk about this so
we are all
going to get census forms or a
prompt
we're gonna get mailed a prompt
to fill
out the census in the next two
weeks or
so and so I think what's really
important is that we all fill
this out
it happens once every 10 years
every
single person no matter your
documentation status no matter
your
housing status income etc is to
be
counted and it determines how
much our
schools are going to get funded
how much
infrastructure gets invested
and of
course how many members of
Congress each
community gets and if you get
under
counted you know in in some
parts of New
York City some communities the
self
reporting is about half of what
we think
it should be and that has real
impacts
on apportionment of how you
know how
many teachers that your local
schools
get so it's really important
it's
completely confidential and
it's even
confidential within the federal
government
your your census data it is not
shared
with any other federal agency
also don't
worry if you're having a
creative living
situation and it's not gonna be
told to
your phony dudette now this is
also the
census also is also used for
redistricting so it's very
important to
have everyone counted certainly
if you
have people who'll be
sympathetic to AOC
such as undocumented immigrants
I don't
think she's gonna get reelected
by the
way I think she's out all of
these the
whole squad I'm pretty sure
there's
gonna be some movement against
them as
well they'll get out well the
party's
fed up with him yeah and and
and she so
there's one other clip here
short one
that I have
I was surprised by this and as
a citizen
as a taxpayer somewhat perked
happy you
got some companionship for
yourself I
would imagine Washington even
though
it's crowded with people can be
very
lonely yeah you got a new dog
this was
taken in the House Rules
Committee he
was a doggie chairman of the
day he
rotates there's a cast of
characters and
so they very graciously invite
the the
dogs of many members so this is
that
this was not a special
treatment for you
it's a rotating set of dog so
there's a
lot of different doggie chairs
of the
day that's great by the way I
don't know
why that's not on c-span
because it
should be it should be because
she's man
is boring it needs more dogs so
they
take time to bring their dogs
into the
chambers and they have
professional
photographers and they put
their little
dog with a little sign with his
name and
they take a picture of it and
he's the
chair dog
really I can see why your this
behavior
you're putting us into the the
debt trap
of Japan she's the one saying
you can't
have children because of
climate change
well look at Japan and enjoy
your future
AO see you should change your
tune young
lady I had gotten a couple of
clips to
finish things up I want to get
at least
one I want detentions on the
Greek
border so we get catch up with
that
little problem that's becoming
a mess
which is not being reported as
a PBS
does report it on Saturday
tensions on
Greece's border with Turkey
escalated
today as migrants trying to get
into
Europe faced off with Greek
police
authorities use tear gas to try
and
disperse a group of migrants
armed with
rocks who tried to tear down a
border
fence at least two people were
reportedly injured in today's
clashes
Greek police have been clashing
with
Syrian migrants trying to cross
into the
country since Turkey's
president Reggio
title on opened the border last
week
Greek officials said that the
tear gas
and water cannons were used for
quote
deterrence purposes man it's
such a mess
it's a total mess I hear that
there's
now a new movement starting for
an exit
for the Netherlands they want
to NEX it
yeah yeah how is that gonna work
what do you mean how is it
gonna work
their land like - right in the
middle of
an Atlanta like I mean they're
not
landlocked but they're right in
the
middle of all they're right in
this guts
of Europe I mean it's not like
England's
an island over there someplace
they can
kind of maybe pull it off I
don't know
if they could pull it off well
I'm just
reporting I do all right I'd
push for it
yeah I'm all for it in fact I
talked to
the former New York banker last
night I
said what do they do with the
euro
because that's the problem so
that's a
real problem to do a brexit
type move
while holy water in the
eurozone yeah
well what he said was they
should bring
back the Gilder and peg it to
exactly a
peg it to the euro but then at
the price
that it went in so
the biggest complaint when the
Gilder
turned to the euro is you got
50 cents
for you had it was 2 guilders
to the
euro and so you'd buy a cup of
coffee
you know a week before this
changed over
and it cost 3 guilders and a
couple
weeks later it was 3 euros it
happened
to Italy - oh yeah so I think
it was 220
or something was the exact
number so he
says take it back - you know so
that
would be what 60 cents or
whatever and
introduced the Euro the Gilder
at that
price but peg it peg it to the
euro for
5 years and they then you can
always
change that later
what's that would cause a boom
in the
economy oh my god it would be
so good
yeah
well that's a good idea hey do
we have
an end of show iso or you leave
me high
and don't have any eyes i do
have one
little end of show kind of sad
story I'm
kind of but it's really good
for end of
show no it's not that sad is it
okay
bitches it's the fact that
Rosalind P
Walter who you've heard her
name a
million times she's financed
half of PBS
died and yes she's a rich woman
she was
a inheritor of Schwab and come
as your
dad recommen super rich but
there's a
kicker in this story about her
she
Rosalind P Walter who nobody
knows who
she is but she was Rosie the
Riveter Oh
with the with the the muscle
arm and the
muscle I mean world
Wow really about that to be
fascinating
that and it's just it's a very
strange
story but about her in general
because
she was her parents wouldn't
let her go
to college for probably the
same reasons
you shouldn't go to college
today and
she it's just a very I thought
would be
a good opiate we don't play
them on the
show too much but discipline
was kind of
fascinating was run on a
Saturday of
course nobody got to hear it
the more
you know
this week Rosalind P Walter one
of the
most generous and devoted
supporters of
PBS programming including the
Newshour
Newshour weekend died at age 95
her name
has been a constant on the
credits of
programs like American masters
which she
helped launch to great
performances to
Canon Ric burns documentaries
and dozens
of other programs since the mid
1970s
Rosalind P Walter served as a
trustee at
wnat for more than 30 years and
became
the station's most generous
individual
supporter in its history
but most people don't know that
Rosalind
P Walter was also the
inspiration for a
1942 hit song Rosie the Riveter
and the
posters honoring the women who
worked in
US factories during World War
two
she's making history in the
early years
of World War two
ra's worked as a Riveter on the
night
shift at a Long Island aircraft
plant
making the Corsair fighter
planes they
had to find out where the women
could
earn the same pay by doing the
same job
so they timed me after I'd
learned them
all and I broke all the men's
records
they had to pay the women it's
this
thing come on
she was never known as Rosie
always Roz
but the song was born Rosalind
P Walter
was born into a privileged
wealthy
family her father was president
and
chairman of the pharmaceutical
company
er squibbon sons and her mother
was a
well known educator poet and
writer but
her parents refused to allow
Rosalind to
attend college she once said
that she
chose public television as the
focus of
her philanthropy because she
quote
wanted all Americans whether
they were
rich or poor well educated or
not so
well educated to have equal
access to
news and knowledge and the arts
her
legacy is ours to carry on
thank you
Rosalind P Walter oh that is a
nice nice
note to leave on it's nice yeah
yeah
when I died I want a plaque I
want to
apply and I want a PBS
Saturday's thing
I want a plaque
please Platte thanks you're
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[Music]
completely theological what's
going on
sadly we're reacting in all the
wrong
ways I mean my favorite part of
this
script is it unravels was the
Pope
sneezing at coughing oh my god
if the
Pope dies this will freak out
the world
we're conditioned through
horror movies
for this we're conditioned
we're primed
we're primed to be suckered into
something someone was trying to
talk to
me about that whatever is going
with the
pandemic there's always
something going
on the background do you think
whenever
there's something going on with
the
pandemic then they use it as an
opportunity to sneak stuff in
yes you
have a bill and the bill will be
financing for coronavirus
whatever that
means so this is when you move
in with
new legislation and you stuff a
bunch of
shit in that bill piece of the
Patriot
Act and they actually get
passed in that
big million a half was already
kind of
there you cannot vote against
this shit
cuz how can you vote against
pandemic
saver how can you vote against
Patriot
you cannot vote against this
shit
endemic saver this whole thing
is very
very spooky there's all kinds
of weird
shit you
and I vote against this shit
how can you
vote against Patriot so this is
when you
move in with you legislation
yeah one
more time the kikiyaon it's
fucking
ahead but anyway the problem is
the
joking around about it while
while death
is happening this message is
being
broadcast by the Department of
Defense
of the Republic
[Applause]
this video is about the
coronavirus and
how it is another Illuminati
scam now
the first thing that got my
attention
was that Wuhan is a major city
with 11
million people remember 11 is a
Masonic
and number a story going around
today
claims that many people think
the
illness sweeping the globe is
connected
to Corona the beer it's true
Google
searches have spiked since
January the
18th for the terms beer
coronavirus so
far Corona beers parent company
has yet
to comment about this then
overseas many
popular tourist destinations
are eerily
quiet due to coronavirus
concerns the
waterways of Venice are largely
empty
and the Louvre in Paris is
closed today
as more infections are
confirmed across
Europe hundreds of shoppers
rush into a
Los Angeles taco this morning
with this
warning supplies are being
rationed to
keep up with the unprecedented
coronavirus plan of chopping
customers
rundown store aisles at full
speed and
then quickly start loading up
their
heart yesterday during a
segment on the
exchange
I said maybe it would be a good
idea to
expose everybody to the corona
virus
maybe it would be better off
for the
global economy or if the
markets in
general there was the dumbest
most
ignorant stupid thing anybody
could have
ever say
[Music]
I think an epidemic of either
naturally
caused or intentional caused is
the most
likely thing to cause save 10
million
excess deaths don't tell the
supervisor
I have the pig I've been
working with
the shattered pelvis for three
weeks I
am going to avoid small
aircraft hot
tubs canoeing in any water in
DC and
what else should I be on the
lookout for
what are you doing well
I laid out the vapor Wars I
explained
the scandal oh and I took it
right and
I've become like a hero of the
vape
community all of a sudden
[Music]
[Music]
and blue a thick cloud
[Music]
this paper made man
brought up the big horse
and now and once he hit that
blood he
new shower Betty had to protect
the bad
babe in his hand
be exposed on the big
and now
our
so we're at a bank closet ain't
never
gonna stop
people
newspapers made
whoa
[Applause]
running from
[Music]
put money in the vape community
is like
I'm the hero
I'm the hero of the vapors but
as I was
thinking about it and actually
Rogen
made me think about he says
this is like
kind of like who killed the
electric car
and I thought to myself oh crap
I gotta
be careful yeah yeah I'd be out
of the
hot tubs mofo Dvorak
org slash and a they've got nuts