March 12th, 2020 • 3h 16m
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Oh Adam curry Jhansi Dvorak's
2020 this
is your award-winning Gitmo
nation media
assassination episode 1224 this
is no
agenda capital of the drone
star state
in the morning everybody my
Adam Curry
and from northern Silicon
Valley where
we're all asking the question
how's that
V recovery doing I'm John C
Dvorak well
the V has to go all the way
deep before
can go back up let's see he's
not a V
otherwise yeah that's great
today very
exciting talked about this on
the DHS
employ show yeah and Horowitz
introduced
it he a new turn model uh uh
what was
this he says how about the L
recovery
very interesting to see I mean
this is
what's happening in the markets
is
fantastic it's it's I'm so
happy to be
alive to see all this well
you're so
happy to be out of the market
apparently
well it's not like they don't
have some
you know 401k IRA stuff yeah
that's not
be that's all that's well you
can't take
it out you smell cash baby you
can't
take it out baby you apparently
can take
it out because you've hit the
edge you
can't take it out if you're
under what
you have to be 63 I think oh
yeah you
forgot that yeah well of course
so it's
okay because you're more
susceptible to
dying from let's let's just
start I need
to post a a grade for the
president's
performance last night I would
say a
solid D - why oh my god it was
horrible
completely disorganized behind
the
scenes
is his demeanor was horrible
he's
snorting and sniffing and
breathing he
can't he's a completely dead
invoice he
would have gotten an ethicist
he's ready
from the prom
yes and it's this is fail epic
epic epic
fail yeah the only yeah I did
and the
only thing that was there good
is he got
across the the closing of
flights from
the EU but you know it's like
this was
so when will these idiots learn
so of
course they had the
transmission live
broadcasting before all the
stations cut
to it and of course people got
all kinds
of fun clips beforehand don't
we know
this is you're supposed to keep
an eye
on what's being broadcast at
all times
who's in charge over there the
same guy
does Biden sound well he may be
here's
the here's the preamble as the
president
is getting ready to speak have
any white
you have any white stuff he's
cursing
because he has a pen mark which
can you count to ten three one
two three
four five six seven eight nine
there it
is okay let me see what has a
loop is in
so he's worried about some pen
mark
quick get some white stuff
somebody
helped me out here and very
unprofessional Mic Check we
know that
when you're doing a Mic Check
you never go past two it's one
two one
two check - that's not one -
thief oh if
I take up in that tent that's
not how
you do it then the president
had a
speech which was poorly written
poorly
written and created a lot of
confusion
the the main confusion was
about the
flights from the EU and I'll
read to you
what he what was written for
him I think
he read it pretty much verbatim
but it's
very poorly written to keep new
cases
from entering our shores we
will be
suspending all travel from
Europe to the
United States for the next 30
days the
new rules were going to effect
Friday at
midnight these restrictions
will be
adjusted subject to conditions
on the
ground there will be exemptions
for
Americans who have undergone
appropriate
screenings and these
prohibitions will
not apply only to the
tremendous amount
of Trade and cargo but various
other
things as we get approval
anything
coming from Europe to United
States is
what we are discussing these
restrictions will also not
apply to the
United Kingdom I mean even to
say these
restrictions will also not
apply it's
improper it's shit and this
whole your
rating for verbatim from the
script yes
and it's written that way yes
Wow yeah
so it made it sound like all
trade and
cargo would also be forbidden
and so
that had to be clarified and
that gave
everybody room to jump up and
down and
so for that reason Trump fails
because
he gave the media more bull
crap to
frighten people with it's
really really
dumb I'm extremely burke's by
it and
then afterwards of course the
mic stays
on the video stays
okay that's not you don't want
your
leader the father figure okay
you don't
want that well from the
perspective of
some I would I'm suggesting a
jump rock
of provocateur involved here
because
this is like like you said
every this is
all amateur hour yeah to have
them have
the thing live and have it have
an open
mic afterwards is all stuff
done in the
control room we're done by
somebody
who's not a good guy you know
and done
on purpose these are not
accidents not
that professional level it
should not be
exact you not at a professional
level
this doesn't happen anymore this
happened in the days of George
Bush and
even Bill Clinton satellite
time not
this this is dumb
just stupid and of course it
gave a
complete room to give us some
fabulous
clips so in that regard I am
happy the
president performed as he did
we got to
see Don Lemon meltdown in real
time it
was fabulous he's the best kiri
is
melting down first trying to
convince
California the California
lieutenant
governor
- they hate Trump say that he
sucks and
it's no good but I want to talk
about
this reporting that is in the
New York
Times detailing the the
failures of the
federal government that they
have
repeatedly to get ahead of this
this
virus give me your reaction to
this
reporting I have to really be
very clear
that the experience of state
officials
all the way up to the governor
in
working with the federal
government has
been very productive and very
positive
we believe very strongly that
we don't
want to see this devolve into a
political situation that the
most
important thing is that
officials from
the federal government the state
government they're working
together it
shouldn't be a political but
I've just
what I want to know shouldn't be
political but let me go always
are you
getting the support that you
need from
the federal government what I
am hearing
from state officials is that the
collaboration is very positive
so I
think you know really that's
that's all
I can say about
we want to continue to increase
cooperation the public is
relying on us
to work together as
collaboratively and
effectively as we can
and she's echoing the sentiment
of the
Governor of California Gavin
Newsom who
allowed Hell to freeze over
briefly yeah
we had a cut we had a private
conversation but he said we're
gonna do
the right thing and you have my
support
all of our support logistically
and
otherwise so before he made
those
statements publicly I had a
private
conversation with him around
4:30 West
Coast time and he said
everything that I
could have hoped for and we had
a very
long conversation and every
single thing
he said they followed through
on so I'm
I'm just not interested in and
finding
daylight on those statements
because
every single thing his
administration
and it starts at the top
including the
vice president has been
consistent with
the expectation that we
repatriate these
passengers and we do it in a
way that
does justice to the spirit that
defines
the best of our country and the
state of
California I fell over
backwards from
this fantasy of course you know
California was the first state
to
declare an emergency they've
got the
money flowing in let's see Ohio
House
Ohio doing John Kasich
Republican the
never Trump or at least on the
surface
he's a never Trump or always at
never
Trump ER and and Don Lemon
tried to rile
him up come on I gotta get
someone who
hates the president I just got
to say it
the president came out to calm
people's
fears he didn't do a good job
of it
because they've had to come
back and
clarify it several times and if
this has
been going on tonight for them
to get it
great we need straight actually
an
ovation from this president and
this
administration and we're not
getting it
and I don't understand why you
are
tiptoeing around it he came out
minutes
left
oh don't worry that happens
very rarely
and he doesn't get it right I'm
gonna
tell you first of all he read
it and
somebody that wrote this book I
don't
want to get into that yeah what
was
the president can I finish now
no you
can't because wait you weren't
here I
don't want you to I don't want
you to go
on and deflect and talk about
something
else because we're here to talk
about
the president's address and and
you said
that someone else wrote it he's
the
president even if something
else he
wanted it should I know he did
and he
has to be respond done he put
he put
this thing out because there
was some
confusion out there okay and
what I look
look I would I'm trying to say
to you
dawn we got to move down the
road
looking back doesn't get things
fixed
we're not looking back the
president's
address tonight
that is the newest information
tonight's
address I think it was fine
that's what
I think two or three times you
think
that's fine look I thought he
did fine
that's what I thought I thought
he had
the right tone and he no longer
played
around with we're gonna blame
Democrats
or were forget this up I hope
he's
trying to move forward because
he
understands the seriousness of
this
situation now the fact that they
clarified it isn't unusual in a
speech
for somebody to clarify
something okay
but I don't think that the tone
he
showed tonight takes away from
some
clarification I think he sent a
serious
tone that's what I wanted out
of him for
a long time and I think we got
it John
that's what I think I can be
serious
here until you four plus four
equals 85
Don needs a vacation man he
really needs
a rest reporter is this not a
reporter
it'sit's the view for CNN's
late-night
overnight if you want some
politicization of it for that
we need to
go to CNN where our brand-new
correspondent no contributor is
Andrew
yang former presidential
hopeful who
loses all credibility by doing
this
thing makes you appreciate a
functional
government like a global
pandemic yes
I've always said that yeah
that's and I
know you're right I mean none
of us
there's very few people who
have seen
what happens when a society
you know has the potential to
really
burst at the seams yeah yeah
Joe Biden's
argument has been about sort of
a return
to moral normalcy but it's also
going to
begin to look like a return to
competence because Trump
Republicans
have been running the
government in sort
of an anti-government frame
which is not
what you want when you're
dealing with a
health crisis and we all know
when Joe
becomes our president he's
going to
bring back many of the Obama
alums who
are really really competent and
technocratic hunger for that in
the days
to come among many many
Americans if the
corona virus continues to grow
I'm
hungry for some technocrats I
cannot
wait now here here's what I
would have
recommended the President to
stop a
second I understand now that
Biden is
going to bring into the White
House
Obama's mom Michelle's mom so
yes you'll
be living with them exactly
exactly
now what's happening and I've
and thank
you everybody producers from
around the
world are sending reports and
I've been
reading them all night Tina the
keeper
and I looking at everything
comparing
first of all it seems like the
test kits
are really not available
anywhere
they're you know they are
available of
course but this this is not
like a spit
in the tube 23andme which I
think people
think that that's what it is
odd done ID
coronavirus but yes know what
am i doing
and these things take several
days it's
unpleasant to have it done it
does have
to be done by someone who knows
how to
swab you deep in your nose so
those down
the throat yeah it's it's not a
pleasant
experience but it's you know
it's not
like everyone else in the world
has test
kits so let's just get off of
that
Belgium
what I love seeing is that the
American
people are not that I think
they've
dropped looking at a lot of
just like
okay whatever we're taking
matters into
our own hands and I'm seeing
companies
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organizations all kinds of
groups and
it's kind of a similar messages
all
right we're all gonna do the
best we can
we're gonna hunker down for a
couple of
weeks to flatten the curve this
is the
term you've got to be on a
lookout for
flatten the curve of the
infection
bell curve and then we'll get
through
this okay and I did although I
don't
think it's necessary
I encourage this let's just all
okay for
two weeks we'll do as little as
we can
you know try not to you know go
to
places where you could get or
transmit
and that's what the president
should
have said look we're Americans
we know
how to do this a couple weeks
well I'll
just do the best we can check
on your
neighbor can't get any
groceries form
we're coming together that way
I really
see that happening but the
president
didn't give any of that message
I think
people are going to start
ignoring
everything or the people's
amygdalas are
just going to explode and
they're going
to freak out and that's
unavoidable and
they're everywhere around us I
don't
know they're not ignoring
anything
around here everybody's working
from
home I had my hair cut
yesterday the
guys packed he's gonna go have
an
operation I couldn't get any
well no
cancellations no problem so I
go over
they get the haircut this area
of
Oakland Elmwood district has
just always
jam-packed parking on the
street the
parking lot itself was dead
empty the
hair salon I was the only one
in there
yeah and there's a lot of
reports about
that everybody's hunkered down
it's
hilarious that's what I'm
saying that's
what I'm saying it's like this
is a good
idea do that that's what
Americans do
we're bonding together
don't listen all this other
crap and
we're probably going to be okay
and this
and everything else is maybe the
recommendations stay off of
social media
because
just people are making each
other sick
just by talking about it
they've been
doing that for years their
amygdalas the
rest of it so I did pick up a
few clips
because we're gonna talk about
this I do
have the some clips because the
you what
you're the one that actually
comes up
with this the idea that you're
always
worked about the fact that when
there's
a shooting or there's something
street
that happens yeah I know you're
going to
talk about event 201 and it's
not like
we didn't discuss it but I'm
glad you
pulled clips that's nice I have
clips
yes so since you immediately
immediately
say I are trying to say I
didn't pay
attention to it I'm pushing
back I
didn't say that oh I said
you're the
count you're the one that's
always
pointed out that there's always
these
pre events that take place
before a real
event and I and there's one
that took
place with the cove in nineteen
yes
which is called event 201 which
was put
on by John Hopkins I also got
some more
details about some of the money
behind
this and one of the guys behind
it
poisonous gates money it turns
out
really be the open philanthropy
money
he's was part of it so was the
boats
even better it's even better if
it's
Soros not Soros oh I'm sorry
you said
open philanthropy oh not open
yes who was open philanthropy
Dustin
Moskovitz and Kerry tuna
aye Dustin is a 2% owner of
Facebook
he's the guys that he was at
Harvard and
then he became a billionaire
he's never
done anything and then he
married this
is this kind of a Trump hater
name Kerry
tuna and she's now we're kind
of imagine
this is my fiancee Kerry tuna
Kerry tuna and she's kept her
name Kerry
tuna I don't know why but she
did she's
on top 40 radio a bunch of
different
operations and it ends up with
open
philanthropy which has a huge
endowment
and a and their goal is unlike
other
muscat says that unlike all
these other
things where you you know you
set it up
so there's an endowment forever
you know
set it up so there's money no
no we're
setting this up to spend it all
oh no in
what time frame this is before
they die
Oh perfect they want to be both
when
they die they're gonna die
broke so so
there's no difference between
these
billionaires and us that's
pretty good
yeah well their case it's one
of the two
so the thing is actually out of
the
Center for Health security
which is a
Johns Hopkins operation and
Johns
Hopkins is kind of seems to me
over the
years has turned to a front for
USAID
and the CIA and I say that
because our
economic hitman is working
right there
yes we have people on boots on
the
ground but it's like it's and
they have
their there's very interesting
over the
years has become a very spooky
place and
so they did this thing called
event 201
an event 201 was a was a and
you can
look it up just look up event
201 it was
and throw out in the open era
hiding
anything it was two months or a
month or
two months or a month and a
half before
the breakout of the corona
virus and it
was a simulation of a breakout
of the
corona virus crazy how that
works and so
I have about four clips and I
have a
couple of bonus clips later
that talk
about it here for example this
is the
event tool and you have to
remember
everything here it was a half
day event
and it was a simulation and it
was a
table read kind of a head of a
TV show
and it was this the scenario
for what
actually took place so let's
listen to
the intro this event 201 intro
to the
event the goal of the event 201
exercise
is to illustrate if the
potential
consequences of a pandemic the
event 201
scenario is fictional but it's
based on
public health principles
epidemiologic
modeling and assessment of past
outbreaks in other words we've
created a
pandemic that could
realistically occur
and for those interested in our
assumptions we will have a lot
of the
background research and of the
scenario
publicly a
available on our event 2a1
website at
the conclusion of the exercise
the
policy discussions the
challenges to be
discussed in this exercise
represent
controversial high stakes
issues that
would require high-level input
from
business and government leaders
so just
a few housekeeping notes before
we get
started for our in-person
audience
please do silence all your
electronic
devices but you may tweet add
hashtag
event to Oh excellent
you made tweet so they go on
and then
they CCC interest okay we're
ready to
rock and so they go with the
they go
with the movie they did they
present
them here's how it works
they presented a movie about
how it
started and then they have a
news of
phony newscast from GNN and
that and if
the newscast goes on about it
about it
and then they have and then
they go it's
like they might as well ring a
bell and
go okay now it's three weeks
later
here's where we are but let's
listen to
the movie of how this whole
thing got
started and with that here in
New York
and online
welcome to event 201 it began in
healthy-looking pigs months
perhaps
years ago
a new coronavirus spreads
silently
within hers gradually farmers
started
getting sick infected people
got a
respiratory illness with
symptoms
ranging from mild flu-like
signs to
severe pneumonia the sickest
required
intensive care many who died at
first
the spread was limited to those
with
close contacts health care
personnel
co-workers and Families but now
it's
spreading rapidly throughout
local
communities international
travel has
turned local epidemics into a
pandemic
spanning the globe just three
months ago
caps started in South America
but has
now reached several countries
with more
than 30,000 cases and nearly
2,000
deaths have we gotten any
terrifying
numbers out of South America
anything
from Mexico I mean do
everything nothing
right nothing Africa still as
good as
nothing likes can't get it well
the
weather seems to have an effect
on it
and it's not supposed to I
thought it
was well it'll all be over when
the
weather gets warmer no no they
said to
initially and they reiterated
this this
is not weather dependent it
will not
build where was this really
iterated it
was reiterated over and over I
didn't
even bother to clip but I
thought you
knew that no I had heard quite
the
opposite actually no you've
never heard
that yes I did hear quite the
young as
you did here you're gonna
you're hearing
other stuff like for example I
heard
this the other day on the radio
oh it
turns out that they just by the
way I
don't know why you're
argumentative
because this is all fitting in
the u.s.
argumentative I'm just telling
you what
I read well I heard on the
radio this
little ditty which you really
got to me
was oh you know it the thing is
the
seasonal flu is worse because
it spreads
faster this is from one of
these local
experts yeah well that's not
the way
we're Desilu know we were told
I don't know if you remember
not but I
was remember it they were told
that this
is virulent one person will
give it to
three people and three people
give it to
nine people and on and on and
it was
gonna go like a bat out of hell
in fact
this event 201 kind of
projected it to
be that way to which well I was
waiting
everywhere from like CBS News
and Duke
University that they think that
it will
affect the spread I believe
this is new
I believe this is playing into
your
scenario which is this whole
thing is
bogus and it's gonna end in
April first
oh no I'm snow April six I'm
still on my
April six time row sixth yeah
it was one
I said one month after the
signing of
the eight point three billion
dollars
after my birthday my birthday
is on
April 5th for anybody wanting
to help to
show out I mean they're saying
that
there is a lot there lots of
reports
that warmer where there will
stop this
so and it doesn't matter I'm
just saying
you know don't tell me I
haven't read
that cuz I did well I'm saying
you
didn't read it I'm saying is
playing
into your scenario but I'm not
I'm also
saying that it initially it
never it
said that this was not weather
dependent
right I could find doc you I'll
find
documentation if I need to to
prove that
but whatever the case is it may
or may
not be weather dependent it
makes
logical sense when you look at
the map
except in Australia where they
do have a
number of cases and then then
more
recently Tom Hanks
well now let's just talk about
Tom Hanks
cuz you can make the prediction
right
now that by Monday will have
multiple
celebraties self quarantined so
they may
may not have the virus but
they'll be
self quarantined and all over
Instagram
this is going to be a trend hi
guys hi
guys Here I am hi guys before
before
Tommy Hanks was announced I was
talking
at the table to do this and I
said to
the kids this is the whole
thing as
bogus unless some celebrities
get it
with it Tom Hanks is like why
did you
have to go straight to the top
right
away
build it up slowly give me a
Miley Cyrus
you know give me I mean maybe
the
Kardashians they need that for
the show
that could work very well yeah
go
straight to Tom Hanks though
that was I
think they day that was
overdone well
then she says she mocks me it's
my
daughter saying what Tom Hanks
says and
I said well it doesn't count
until he
dies so now I've changed my
tune to it
none of this has mean anything
until
some celebrities drop dead well
you know
I'm changing the table here
that would
have worked very well if the
Pope had
died that would have been the
right
celebrity that every thought I
mean was
perfect that didn't happen of
course I
would say we should keep an eye
on Ruth
Ginsburg would be someone to
watch ooh
yeah that I think we should
watch out
for the only reason I brought
up the
temperature or the weather
change is you
know we just turn the weather
machine on
you know that would be easy to
get rid
of it I again April 6th the
markets not
going to be back to normal the
V will
have started no doubt but the
money's in
it has to die down it has to
die down we
cannot we cannot have a
democratic
Democrat convention with this
under way
you know this this it will stop
and not
not that the virus not the
virus will
stop the track let's go back to
event
201 and what was predicted and
what they
were working on to try to what
was their
their game plan now this is the
third
clip this is the three weeks
and now
this is what they they came out
with
like the bell would ring and
come
somebody come now or six weeks
and now
here now you have to remember
what
happened to the route the real
corona
the one in China and the
scenario they
had predicted or they put
together for
us depending on how you want to
look at
it this is event 2 a1 this
listen to
these numbers this is three
weeks in
which would have been somewhere
around
not on Oh January 20th you
think well
yeah although it was already
yeah
actually January 25th it was
already
well
and and the way the scenario
ran was it
was underreported for the first
while
and then within three weeks
though it's
still this is what you got
welcome back please silence
your phones
we now pick up the scenario
three weeks
later at the third meeting of
the board
on November 29th 2019
thank you all for reconvening
it short
notice we need to present to
this board
a serious new issue related to
the
economic fallout that is
accruing over
the pandemic let's start by
getting the
latest numbers and distribution
from dr.
rivers the Cape's pandemic
continues to
grow with more than 1 million
cases and
an estimated 73,000 deaths
worldwide
there these are only estimates
because
many countries are having
trouble
keeping up with surveillance and
laboratory testing our models
are
showing that with this
continued rate of
spread there may be five and a
half
million cases and almost
350,000 deaths
in one month
the three-month projection is
alarming
with potential for over 30
million cases
and 3 million deaths the
Americas are
still the most severely
affected but
there are large outbreaks
occurring in
many countries across the globe
countries with limited health
care
infrastructure have seen the
highest
death rates so far but health
care
systems in high-income
countries are
also becoming overwhelmed
financial
markets have tumbled with all
down
significantly for the year
economic
disruptions are being felt
across the
globe Thank You dr. rivers so
now let's
look at this recent exchange on
GNN that
focused on the economic and
financial
crises that are rippling around
the
world
[Music]
the response to the caps
pandemic is now
the most expensive international
emergency ever political
leaders around
globe are faced with many
impossible
dilemmas including financial we
have two
guests today to discuss the
bottom line
of catastrophic response so just
listening to this it kind of
mirrors
what happened they had a much
better
name
I think caps is great would
have been
much better than Cove in
nineteen but if
they did all this preparation
why was
where the did this did they
produce a
paper give it to anybody after
they
figured all this you can go
look to the
website give it to anyone in the
government like hey everybody
got the
paper you should look at this
the paper
I don't have it in front of me
but you
can look it up it's just this
but it's
lame right but they don't you
don't have
it here I'll give you the gist
of it we
need more globalization we need
more
cooperation between governments
and
corporations yeah say that
again yeah
global eyes we need because
this is a
global thing we got to
internationalize
that we need more cooperation
remember
the old cooperation between
governments
and corporations yes this is
the old bro
this is the opposite of what is
happening and people are now
aware that
globalization is a part of the
problem
and we're not stupid by the way
Tom
Hanks's went askew Tom Hanks
his kid
Chet then now he's a he's a
rapper or
hip hopper I'm not quite sure
he's
completely tatted up except for
I'm sure
not his neck and face I don't
think his
parents will allow that and he
is he so
he does this 33 second video in
fact it
cuts at this it should be 34
seconds but
he literally cut he one of his
main
tattoos in the middle of his
chest is
the all-seeing eye and I and I
have to
say that throughout the
reporting on
coronavirus the number 33 is
everywhere
it's 33 cases 33 diagnosed 33
it's 30
three is all over the place
then we've
always seen that as some kind
of code a
message it's really prevalent
right now
and here's the 33 second video
from the
all-seeing eye kid what's up
everyone
um yeah it's true my parents got
coronavirus crazy they're both
down in
Australia right now because my
dad was
shooting a movie down there but
I just
got off the phone with them
they both
are fine they're not even that
sick
they're not worried about it
they're not
tripping but they're going
through the
necessary health precautions
obviously
but I don't think it's anything
to be
too worried about I appreciate
everyone's concern and the well
wishes
but I think it's all going to
be all
right but I appreciate it and
just have
it cuts off 33 seconds exactly
and I
actually went on it I went on a
quest to
to find mainstream interviews
with
people who are suffering have
suffered
family members etc I almost
unfindable
for on YouTube for mainstream
news
organizations that interviewed
people
with pretty much the same
results which
is yeah you know so I mean I
can play a
few but let's get back to the
event 201
here's the end is the wrap the
wrap so
as you can see the caps
pandemic was
catastrophic and as we've said
the
impact of a severe pandemic is
not only
a result of the disease itself
but
really the cascading economic
and
societal consequences that
would follow
now we don't want to give you
the
impression that traditional
public
health measures aren't valuable
because
they absolutely are in fact in
the
200-some outbreaks that w-h-o
responds
to each year interventions such
as
isolation of the sick social
distancing
disease surveillance really do
help to
interrupt the spread of disease
and
control epidemics before they
become
pandemics but in a savvy
fast-moving pandemic it may not
be
possible to contain the spread
through
these kinds of traditional
measures and
as we saw in the scenario it
there's a
limit to what government NGOs
and global
business can do on the fly to
stop a
widespread and lethal pandemic
that's
why prior planning and
promotion of
routine public-private
cooperation in
advance of the next pandemic is
really
critical well that's interesting
Governor Cuomo certainly took
that to
heart we get to that I want to
get just
bring a couple of little things
that bug
me about this whole thing
besides the
fact that looked like a
playbook and it
was one of these things that
took place
just before an event this was
at CBS I
saw this guy over and over and
over
again on the different networks
and
every place else pandemic
expert on CBS
play this is on Norah O'Donnell
show
yeah hold on a second here we go
and we want to bring in dr. Tom
Ingoldsby he's the director of
Johns
Hopkins center for health
security you
might have seen dr. Inglesby on
60
minutes on Sunday so great so
this is
the guy who was part of event
201 then
he was at Johns Hopkins he
would have
known about it right part of it
doctor
thank you so much for joining
us today
the w-h-o declaring coronavirus
that
pandemic and then we heard dr.
Fauci of
the nih say that this is ten
times
deadlier than the seasonal flu
that's a
pretty serious message doctor
yeah it is
a serious message both the
pandemic
announcement is serious I think
mostly
for countries in the world that
haven't
had cases yet to kind of make
sure that
they're they're clear that this
epidemic
will affect them but dr.
pouches and his
discussion about the
seriousness of this
virus as compared to seasonal
flu I
think he's absolutely right
yeah this is this this times 10
is
constant is a the the issue I
have with
the numbers is of course the
numbers the
denominator for seasonal flu
is the people who have died of
flu or
pneumonia so you're adding a
lot in
there so either it's very
underreported
the number of seasonal flu
deaths or
we're going to see a much lower
ratio
with this pandemic was not not
to bring
that issue in but it was to
point out
that this guy no I gotcha
Inglesby was
at not only at the event and
play event
201 bonus one but what I'm
actually
agreeing with you I'm saying
that his
message what he just gave there
is the
same one everyone's using the
role of
the pandemic emergency board
members
here in New York and with that
let's
welcome our participants and
invite them
into the room Tom Ingoldsby
from Johns
Hopkins center for health
security yeah
the guy is jizan all over
himself he
can't believe here he still
he's the
only one that knows the
scenario hit
that was mentioned this here he
is just
opening the whole event right
here bonus
- good morning and thank you
all for
being part of this pandemic
emergency
board we're at the start of
what's
looking like it will be a severe
pandemic and there are problems
emerging
that can only be solved by
global
business and governments working
together the global community
has been
working to respond to this
pandemic
since its recognition but it's
health
and economic impacts have
become more
severe the World Economic Forum
has
convened this board because of
your
combined expertise your
backgrounds and
your global voice we will need
all of
you to help us respond to
urgent policy
crises that are emerging the
purpose of
this board is to advise leaders
and
national governments global
business and
international organizations on
the
response to the pandemic
particularly
focused on international
problems that
require collaboration between
business
and government the
recommendations will
be critical and will be
promulgated and
communicated
at the end of this meeting
global global
this guy was on 60 minutes the
week
before he was on 60 minutes
Australia
from what I can tell he has and
if you
look him up and look at all his
youtubes
he goes back years going on and
on about
these pandemics that are gonna
come and
he's managed to hit the home
run when he
ran into Moskowitz and and and
Miss tuna
and loaded up their operation
with a lot
of money and in fact you look
at their
sponsors it's unbelievable do
get Gates
money they got everybody's
money they
put this event to oh one thing
on and to
make it you know and then all
of a
sudden the next thing you know
we have a
pandemic pretty much similar
it's
similar in terms of the virus
being
implemented and and we're all
in a panic
that stock markets crashed the
whole
world's gotten into a tizzy I
don't
think it worked out anything
like this
predicted or what they think
how it
should go which is a global
governance
and a whole you know
cooperation between
this and that in fact when you
listen to
the whole event to oh one thing
there
was none of them did anything
that's
happening right now with this
event is
nothing like what they
predicted they
didn't expect toilet paper
shortages
people buying water so first of
all this
kind of this is why I never
clipped it
and while I wasn't that
interested
although I'm very I like that
this guy
is the expert that everyone's
bringing
on that I didn't expect the
it's like
people saying we're going into
a bear
market eventually you're right
and then
you're gonna you're gonna be on
TV every
single day so they were right
about the
pandemic which I think anyone
could have
said will have some kind of
pandemic we
have him every every election
year so
it's not that hard to predict
they had
it to the event was two months
before
this one took place it was six
months
before we would have been
saying the
same thing like wow if it was a
year
before I mean to me I don't
think you're
suggesting that this was a
complete that
coronavirus is a hoax
no the coronavirus exists it's
killing
people but it's not beyond the
government so especially right
if you
lived in the Bay Area where
they used to
gas people just occasionally
with all
kinds of different chemicals to
see how
they'd react I mean it's as
though the
medical establishments got a
few dr.
mangle is in it I don't I
wouldn't be
surprised if this was just a
run a an
actual run as opposed to a dry
run of a
real pandemic I'm not seeing
evidence of
it that is that's a real
pandemic well a
pimp fight they're dead in
Italy I mean
what's our latest report from
Willow
well if you list the Scott
Adams who's
that all panicked about this by
the way
most recently he's talking
about the
dead being piled up no bullshit
I'm in constant contact with my
sister
Willow who lives in feed ends
near
Florence and in fact she gave
me kind of
a blow-by-blow as the Prime
Minister the
Prime Minister President came
on their
president came on television
last night
and said okay here's what we're
doing
it's not a total shit you never
hear
total shutdown in Italy no it's
not a
total shutdown if you're
driving around
it could be going to work it's
okay if
you can stay at home please
stay at home
they are closing restaurants
which is
that's a problem that I think
they
already were supposed to close
after six
o'clock if you are going out
then you
have to have a self declaration
form
which you can print off right
off the
internet fill it out now of
course
there's that people are jittery
so weird
stuff happens but otherwise
there's
inconvenience of the grocery
store where
you only they only let a few
people in
at a time but there's no
mention even in
it now there's a lot of
conspiracy
theories in Italy and there's
and
there's a number of them which
I some of
them I actually kind of like
the big one
for the Italians is this was
this is a
bio weapon deployed by China
because
they want to buy up the country
and it's
happening already Italy has
been selling
out to China in fact another
conspiracy
theory claims that because
Italy was the
first one the first country in
the EU to
open up their their hearts
their minds
and their wallets to the belt
and road
initiative as we've discussed
many times
that this was a punishment so
this so
first we punished China for
just for
being Chinese and then any
collaborators
including the Italians where we
give
them a dose of their own
medicine the
the one I also like is the 5g
conspiracy
theory that 5g is being tested
they
turned up the power to see how
people
would respond in Wuhan and of
course at
a certain point there's too
much RF
radiation and people start to
get sick
there is there's reams of
internet
material on this how you can
get sick
from radio frequency the
overpowered
radio frequency near your body
and you
know just for good measure they
tested
it out in Italy as well where
they're
deploying 5g so there's a lot
of these
types of theories but it's not
she says
the same thing says people are
panicking
the toilet paper I've looked
into this
and and if if you people
listening not
you John but if you went out
and got
toilet paper if you were
seriously
thinking about it your amygdala
is
inflamed at at best and probably
enlarged to a degree this is a
control
mechanism this is pretty good
articles
about the psychology of it of
course if
you're really going to be shut
in you're
not gonna use the toilet paper
is not
handy because you need food
things to
drink and you know other
important
things that you could think of
but no
toilet paper is because people
are very
confused feel out of control
they see
people doing stuff and this is
all from
in a large amygdala perspective
just as
if someone in front of you is
walking
through the woods and they jump
because
they think you they saw a snake
you'll
probably jump to and the toilet
paper
rolls are
because it's big and it gives
you a very
good feeling when you can take
big
control of something like okay
I'm in
control yeah I've got big thing
taking
that back it's it's complete
panic
that is set in when people do
these
things but again no dead bodies
it this
is the same thing we heard from
China
that they were incinerating
bodies and
it showed up on on satellite
pictures
yes that's how bad it is
now I'm not believing it every
single
video this is just where you
have event
201 I have a huge problem with
the
complete lack of mainstream
interviews
with any victims you could just
go look
for it and and you know we
interview
lotto winners will do anything
to get a
human interest story anything
tears
report from New Zealand
incapacitated
needing help to breathe and
surrounded
by doctors in hazmat suits is
perhaps
the go-to image of those
infected with
coronavirus not so for Rebecca
Fraser
who has conferred 19 as it's
now known
curiously she looks just fine
she's
relation in a Tokyo hospital
after
testing positive for the virus
while on
board the Diamond Princess
cruise ship
that's now docked in Yokohama
and in
lockdown for 14 days her
husband's still
stuck on board Rebecca says
she's
shocked she has tested positive
for the
deadly virus given how fit and
well she
feels just can't believe it
can't
believe this happening to you I
you know
not one to freak out though
it's not
like I broke down in tears or
anything
like that or screaming and
yelling I
just took it for what it was
and you
know come to the hospital and
yeah well
did you feel unwell do you feel
unwell I
know I never really felt unwell
I had a
little bit of a cough and when
they told
me and when I got here I had a
bit of a
fever but all of that has
normalized and
I have no symptoms and I think
this is
part of the problem is they
just can't
get a horrible story out of
anybody
Crestview Florida and tonight in
Okaloosa County woman who tested
positive for corona virus while
on the
Diamond Princess cruise ship in
Japan is
back home Janette red Baldo
spent
several weeks quarantined at the
hospital in Japan and was
eventually
cleared by the CDC
Rivaldo talked exclusively with
channel
three's renee Beninati and
renee how is
she doing tonight
April tonight where Baldo is
back home
and crest for you and healthy
she tells
me she was quarantined in Asia
for close
to a month after catching the
corona
virus I cried when I thought it
it
really brought a lot of emotion
Jeannette Rivaldo showing us
the Get
Well notes that now filled her
home I
hadn't felt bad I never worried
about my
safety or my health but all
these people
were sending so much love
Rivaldo was one of close to
4,000 people
aboard the Diamond Princess
cruise ship
and then the top hit on YouTube
or you
know google video does the same
NBC News
the only one I could find from
NBC
what's weird about the symptoms
and
seems to be true for almost
everybody is
I went days without going I
have the
virus and all of a sudden just
clicking
my fingers I jumped from normal
temperature to 100 in this rain
I
developed a small dry cough but
unlike
colds or other other foods that
have had
there was no stopping mist of
the nose
no nose drip no sneezing no
body aches
no chills
so that was the weird part of
this my
worst symptom was the fever and
that had
for only about eight hours and
then like
every fever after that I was
drained
dealing with Marchak
I definitely dehydrated there
are no
antibiotics for this so they
were
pumping me up with a ton of
Gatorade
I've been through every color
of the
rainbow of Gatorade to
myself hydrated and other than
having
the drink cause that's don't
persist
it's getting better now
virus so I'm just fine geez JC
has what
I think is a corona virus out
and the
description that woman has
pretty much
the same description exactly
your son JC
has it you say you think he
yeah yeah
well he could be the flu - it
could be
something but hey whatever is
exactly
what she said it was it's the
same thing
you're not debilitated and you
get this
stupid coffee which is annoying
and but
the thing is they will not give
him a
test exactly this is the same
thing in
Rotterdam is it possible that
they won't
give the test because they
don't want to
see the real numbers no I know
what I
understand well it's a easier
to deal
with if you don't have to deal
with real
numbers it might be that it's
more
common than we think it might
not even
be new if you really go out
there and
start testing so I don't know
the answer
to that but I know that around
the world
I'm getting the same report
someone says
hey I think I have a corona
virus I have
symptoms they call their doctor
they go
to the hospital and they are
turned away
and say okay self quarantine we
need to
use tests for people who are
have weak
immune systems or are elderly
etc we have no time for you so
to me it
sounds like yeah there's tests
it's not
any again it's not an easy test
it's not
spitting a test tube the real
virus is
of the mind and it's
propagating through
mainstream media and online
we're all
we're not even talking about
people with
just numbers here's a chart
here are
some numbers
I got another chart over here
look at
this ooh but this happened and
oh this
is more it's more dangerous
than that
this is all a bunch here let me
give you
some real numbers deadly
diseases
there's a nice chart that I've
put in
the in the show notes
so this is what is the
denominator here
disease deaths per day
worldwide number
one disease death worldwide as
of the
according to the winter Lancet
9th of
March okay a guess
heart disease tuberculosis both
tuberculosis is number one three
thousand fourteen deaths per
day number
two hepatitis B number three by
the way
if anything should be
quarantined it's
somebody wouldn't tuberculosis
yeah
pneumonia twenty-two hundred a
day
hiv/aids this is much higher
than I
expected 2,100 a day
malaria mm she GLE osis
what is shigellosis never heard
of this
well I don't want it cuz it
kills 1600
people a day rotavirus 1200
seasonal flu
one thousand people a day
norovirus 548
whooping cough 440 Typho
typhoid 396
cholera 392 meningitis 329
measles 247
rabies 162 yellow fever 82 and
there it
is clocking in at 56 a day
kovat 19 so
we don't understand scale as
human
beings but we're being we're
being
abused
we're being abused by the
system by
people with tons of agendas I
mean oh my
god I mean that they're pushing
through
another bill today probably by
the time
we hear this I'll have had a
chance to
read it money it's money oh
there's also
more going on this was on the
floor the
other day because of course the
Patriot
Act still has to be renewed you
didn't
see any of that going on except
I have
this little clip madam Speaker
I have an
amendment at the desk to
correct the
name of the bill amendment to
HR 61 72
offered by mr. buck of Colorado
and then
the title so as to read a bill
to be
known as the federal initiative
to spy
on Americans if I said at least
we still
have some humor here and there
so
actually here is now Pelosi in
that this
is also political Trump asked
for
something very big he said
let's have a
payroll tax holiday for the
rest of the
year which conservatively is
about a
million up trillion dollars
less in the
coffers of the United States
Treasury
this has been rejected flat out
by the
Democrats by apparently some
Republicans
as well
I personally although I've I
would love
to try modern monetary theory
at this
point I wouldn't mind giving
that a shot
who gives a shit
what do we got to lose we have
to do it
one one way or the other we
have to try
one of these huge liquidity
injections
although obviously I'm against
the
Federal Reserve and and the way
it's
been set up but we could give
it a shot
Pelosi is having none of that
House
Democrats are actually they
finished up
a meeting in this room right
behind me
talking about this and other
issues as
well but what Democrats are
trying to do
is get out in front of this
issue
ensuring that their priorities
are
included in any sort of relief
or aid
bill and those are to ensure
that people
who aren't receiving any income
because
of coronavirus get some relief
and also
people who are food insecure
because of
it also get some relief and so
what
that's translating to in a
draft bill in
the House of Representatives
includes
sixth place leave for people
who either
have to be quarantined because
of
coroner virus or who actually
have the
virus other things is an
extension of
unemployment insurance and an
extension
of food stamps and aid for kids
who get
free and reduced lunches at
school but
can't go to school because
their schools
are closed but what's not
included in
this Aemon is the president's
biggest
priority and that's a payroll
tax cut
that has fallen flat on Capitol
Hill
among Democrats even some
Republicans
are saying that if people are
not
working then a payroll tax cut
does no
good so what also is not
included in the
House bill at this point is
anything
else that the president is
wanting but
we do know that speaker Pelosi
and
secretary monition spoke just
moments
ago and that Pelosi wants a
vote on this
bill tomorrow before they leave
town for
a week amen so this is another
litttle
that's where I played the whole
thing
out so tomorrow would be today
before
they leave for a week
oh they should not leave they
should be
right in their seats in DC
working very
hard on this crisis I think it
would be
very bad optics for them to
leave
then again Pelosi could
continue to
propagate her message this is
what she's
saying in every interview this
is
Armageddon
my new version doesn't know
about
civilization as we know it is
at stake
this is Armageddon to which we
say now
here we have ham radio guys ham
radio is
the public service network of
last
resort when the apocalypse
comes we're
the guys who are gonna save the
world
right exactly gonna play
corniche clips
play starting a podcast hold on
I was
well before I look for that
here's my
ISO recommendation this is
Armageddon I
thought that might be useful I'm
starting a podcast this has
truly been a
dream of mine for years and I'm
finally
going for it just some Rando
pretty much
but I showed that for the end
of show oh
you're gonna die so okay what
I'm sorry
I got it I'm starting a podcast
I don't
know man this is Armageddon
I think that's bad dude let me
have a
downer I so at the end this is
good
because then we can laugh at it
but
their Armageddon what yeah yeah
why you
you've been on this down or
kick for
ending the show I didn't
understand if
you keep stopping me because
it's huh-uh
it's not as funny as I'm
starting a
podcast that's pretty old
it's a dream come true by the
way for
this woman her whole life has
been
leading up to this I guess if
you listen
to her yeah yeah I'm so happy
for her
well while we're talking about
these
horrible things that there's
one little
test that's come up I don't
even know
that they know it's a test of
their of
the whole thing the whole kovat
nightmare mm-hmm it's and it
has to do
with the NBA they should for
what first
of all they dish suspended the
NBA is
because Rudy Gobert got covered
and they
did a calculation on ESPN
showing that
he with covet probably played
maybe six
or seven games oh really
and he's a he's our starter and
he so he
would be bumping in bumping and
breathing and bumping and
sweating on at
least I don't know about 60 70
players
now they should all get Cove
if it's as virulent even if
it's even
mildly virulent and we'll see
if that
happens but in fact here's the
announcement as it came in on
the on the
get got everybody worked
this is NBA suspends in
eighteen second
clip just came in right live on
the Newt
they had to stop the newest
faded and we
are monitoring breaking news
tonight the
NBA just announcing a player
has tested
positive for the corona virus
shortly
before a game between the Utah
Jazz and
Oklahoma City Thunder the NBA
now
announcing they are suspending
the
season Nora
and that is huge news huge huge
now
here's a funny pair of clips I
want to
play just to show you that no
matter how
rich you are you can still be
kind of
you can be rich and powerful
but where
your your places in society may
you may
not understand it completely
and this
was this is I got two clips
this is
about LeBron James LeBron James
it was
told that they may be playing
games and
there would have been one
tonight but
they suspended the season they
may be
playing games the NBA LeBron
James is
worth nearly a billion dollars
mm-hmm
they will be playing games in
with no
audience right so here's Ron
says this
is LeBron won't play please
clip one we
play games without the fans
know it's
impossible on Friday night
after his
Lakers pinned the Bucks LeBron
James let
it be known that if the league
schedules
games with no fans in NBA
arenas that he
would not play watch up to
arena they
know fans in their game plan so
they can
do what they want to do
no fan there was no you know he
can say
whatever he wants I guess they
can do it
there well what happens the
next day
this is LeBron well play part
two
but as coronavirus concerns
mount
leagues are bracing for the
unprecedented possibility that
the games
may go on while the fans stay
home and
James has now softened his
stance they
feel like it's best for the
safety of
the players they feel the
franchise safe
did the league to a mandate
that then we
all we all this to someone came
down on
James I guess there's a king
above James
after all huh probably green
with a
George Washington on it I'm
sure that
has something to do with it
the dutch Prime Minister went on
television Margareta seen as a
dweeb in
general and did this whole
thing about
we're not gonna shake hands
with the
Dutch will no longer shit of
course the
Dutch actually don't shake
hands they
like to do three kisses but
okay we're
not gonna shake hands and so he
goes
through this rigmarole or we
can we
could touch the elbows we could
touch
our knees we could do all this
fun stuff
and well I'll claim is stupid
home
descriptive so at this I'll
translate on
the fly at this moment we are
stopping
with the shaking hands resume
you can do
feet kissing which apparently
is a thing
and the books total you can
bump elbows
your guilt if she was hold all
I've seen
all kinds of great variations
at schools
very creative people not for
that Thomas
crude but we stopped today with
shaking
hands
he then the show ends he stands
up turns
to the guide to the left of him
on the
panel and shakes his hand
sorry oh
are you saying no stop stop I
will do
that over will do that over we
can't do
that this is the kind of
leadership they
have in Europe well shaking
hands has
always been somewhat weird to
me and
it's arcane because it your
stems back
from the days where you have a
sword and
you're you should put your hand
out so
the guy pulled a gun or
something I mean
it was just it so you have a
grip on
somebody in case something bad
happens
it doesn't really make a lot of
sense I
mean the bowing is you know I'm
surprised we don't try to adopt
that
nobody's brought that up for
some reason
when's the last time somebody's
got the
fish just bumping and the elbow
bumping
and the arms crushing and all
the rest
of it but what about the bow II
when we
just start bowing like the
Dacians do
[Laughter]
bowing for a reason probably
because of
the coronavirus the old one
Korona 1510 the only thing we
have to
fear is fear itself
a plane had to be diverted to
dia after
several passengers became
unruly because
they were concerned that another
passenger had the coronavirus
the fight
took off from Eagle Colorado
our mob
news reporter matt kroschel
spoke to one
of the people that were was on
that
flight who watch this entire
thing
unfold Matt you know Karen the
concerns
over coronavirus have hit the
high
country with two confirmed
cases in
Eagle County one here in Summit
County
so the people on board this
flight on
Sunday noticed another
passenger was
coughing and sneezing they
contacted the
crew on board and demanded that
that
passenger was removed from the
plane but
that's not exactly what ended up
happening they were trying to
get the
whole plane join but sounded
like a riot
United is telling us that the
three
passengers that were removed
from the
flight they're still under
investigation
right now to see if there will
be any
charges as for that passenger
that was
coughing and sneezing well
they're
telling us it was just
allergies they
did check for fever and that
passenger
was allowed to continue on to
newer
people keep your wits about you
this is
don't go insane over this stuff
and this
is the problem we've had we
were so
primed for this O'Brien we're
so ready
media and entertainment has
gotten us to
this moment and the beautiful
machine
that is social networks and the
mainstream media the cable news
networks
it's it's a perfect storm and
then the
sad thing for me is you've got
all these
kids and I've spoken about the
Robin
Hood app before I think it's
always been
a scam they've their front
running on
these kids which means you know
you put
in an order for let's say Apple
Apple
stock and then they'll go and
buy it and
sell it back see who had higher
price
then it's it's I mean it's
legal but
it's a total scam all these
kids got
their weed and their skateboard
money in
this app and then of course we
have the
market gyrating like crazy and
not once
not twice but three times in a
row
robbing new traders stuck on the
sidelines yet again the trading
startups
two days of outages last week
during
another historic market day
today again
you see tons of red on the
signs here at
the Stock Exchange and another
thousand
point dropped for the Dow the
start up
meanwhile once again saying
it's seen
both major major outages on
equities
options and crypto trading this
morning
prominent says it's now been
partially
restored its last update says
degraded
performance but clients still
on Twitter
complaining that they can't
execute
trades the founders now saying
that the
two days of adages last week
was due to
higher the normal trading
volume that
stressed their systems we also
saw some
downtime at fidelity TD and
Charles
Schwab last week due to that
same
trading volume issue Robinhood
customers
though taking to social media
to vent
some outrage about missing
those trading
days last week a lot of those
are
Millennials and were first-time
traders
most of them threatened to pull
funds of
those we saw on Twitter late
last week
we also saw a class-action
lawsuit filed
against the start-up for
negligence due
to that outage yeah good get
rid of
those guys well you know kids
are
probably probably did the kids
a favor
and taught him a very valuable
lesson a
lesson also kept amaizing the
more
okay no they were stuck in
positions
they couldn't get out of oh
well they
let you short on margin there's
all
kinds of crap they let these
kids do is
very bad not good but there is
a silver
lining not just for these kids
but also
a potential exit strategy for
you and
myself Andrew I almost did not
believe
this when I heard it I know me
either
Jesse scientists in London are
looking
for twenty four volunteers to
actually
be injected with the corona
virus to try
and help them develop a vaccine
each
volunteer will be paid over four
thousand dollars to be given a
weaker
strain of the virus which will
see them
develop similar respiratory
symptoms in
addition the UK a promising to
fund over
sixty million dollars towards
battling
coronavirus tell you there's
money in
that four grand a lot of takers
money
you know this is my nurse is
not the
real deal this is like a miners
I did
it's attenuated it's a that
would be
good let's see yeah
I thought the it's worth
listening to
this New York hand sanitizer
presentation just because it
was so
weird before you go on with
that I do
have a suggestion as a really
great gag
okay so you buy one of these
bottles of
hand sanitizer yes you dump it
out and
clean it out thoroughly and
make sure
it's just completely clean so
you can
actually drink from it you put
it fill
it with the water and put one
drop of
blue food coloring then you go
to
McDonald's and you take this
hand
sanitizer and make sure you're
in public
and then you're you spray your
hands
before you eat the hamburger
then spray
the burger and then open the
burger and
spray the burger and then open
your
mouth and sprint a couple of
shots in
your mouth and start eating the
burger
you will get attention
and I can't be too careful I
think you
have to say that I think that
that's
part of the gag is you have to
say I
can't be too careful but I
think you
should do it just have a little
handy
spray bottle and just do it in a
restaurant do all over the place
anywhere you go
absolutely so New York State
you know
there's been a shortage of
Purell and
other hand sanitizers for a
while now
for a couple of weeks even
though it's
no more effective than washing
your
hands with soap and water but
okay it's
handy and people like it makes
you feel
good you get you can sniff it
but for some reason New York
decided
we're gonna make our own so
they did and
this was the launch of the
product
edited down for your
convenience open
the curtain please we are
introduced
this is the governor of New
York this
isn't this is not some carnival
barker
this his governor has gone off
the rails
the governor of New York open
the
curtain please we are
introducing New
York State clean hand sanitizer
made
conveniently by the state of
New York
this is a superior product to
products
now on the market the World
Health
Organization CDC all those
people
suggest 60% alcohol content
Purell
competitor 2 New York State
clean 70%
alcohol this is 75% alcohol it
also has
a comes in a variety of sizes
it has a
very nice floral bouquets
little eye
detective lilac hydrangea
tulips when I
like you
tulips yes floral bouquet
making it in
the state of New York
cor I'm glad he's so panicked
about
coronavirus craft Act
is making it for the state core
craft
makes glass cleaner floor
cleaners the
greasers laundry detergent
vehicle
fluids hand cleaner and who
does this
company employ to make these
products
have you any idea mr. mr.
dvorak no I'd
never heard of this company
prisoners state prisoners
prisoners make
this shit for them and now they
make
hand sanitizer the current
capacity is
100 thousand gallons per week
and we're
going to be ramping up we'll be
providing this to governmental
agencies
schools the MTA prisons etc
that is now
in production will start
distributions
we're going to distribute it to
Newark
they should have come up with a
better
name again the naming I mean a
prison
naming is not as easy as it
looked how
about prison hooch hand wash or
something yes it works
my favorite marketing gimmick
that's
ever I don't even know how they
pulled
this off what is in your neck
of the
woods is apparently there was a
rumor
going around that
Tito's yes Tito's vodka it was
the great
disinfectant yes inside and out
well yes and it turns out it
just
doesn't have enough alcohol in
it it has
to be like 150 proof tea dosa I
don't
think it's like 120 maybe no no
Tito's
is normal it's no higher than
honor I
think it's like normal 80
another fun
report is the inhaling of
vaporized
[Music]
propylene glycol yeah which
can't be
healthy well that's what vaping
is is
propylene glycol that's what is
in vape
juice propylene glycol really
yeah it's
yes and apparently that kills
the it it
protects the host it's hey work
didn't
it it it's not all Dave juice
actually
but the ones I use and
apparently that
does that scientifically is
proven to
stop the flu influenza or to
slow it
down we don't know about the
corona
virus but why take chances
wouldn't that
be just funny if you could
survive
corona virus by vaping yeah it
would be
very funny it would just be the
perfect
perfect ending for all of this
well
there was just a few were just
a couple
more Clips just to get this up
subject
out of the way might as well
play we
already talked about this the
synagogue
being cordoned off I don't need
to play
that clip but we do have you
know just
so everyone shows that they're
involved
we do have CBS again they have
apparently they've shuttered
the New
York office because they have
some some
Coronas in there and tonight we
here at
CBS News also find ourselves in
the
headlines two of our network's
new
york-based employees how much
they
surprise ever do the hit I
didn't know
that this was a headline well
it has now
been diagnosed with corona
virus and
they have our full support
those who
worked closely with them have
been asked
to self quarantine and our New
York City
broadcast center is closed
tonight in
order for it to be cleaned
none of that however will
change our
commitment to important it was
for you
each of you every night from
right here
in Washington well I you know
as people
will know we too are in the
headline
seeing as we have been self
quarantined
for about 13 years doing this
show we
pretty much don't get out of
the house
so we will continue to bring
you the
show twice a week on Thursday
and
actually our model is being
copied by
CNBC thanks back it's 8:02 now
on the
East Coast I'm Joe Cornel along
with
Andrew Ross Sorkin at the
Nasdaq market
site in Times Square Becky
Quick is at
CNBC global headquarters in
Englewood
Cliffs New Jersey and if you're
wondering why the show looks a
little
different this morning it's
because we
are deploying our teams to
alternate
locations out of an abundance
of caution
for the safety of our employees
and
everyone they come in contact
with this
is what we will look like for a
while
but it won't change what we do
every day
Becky as you can see is still
be in the
middle bring you the news you
need to
navigate these volatile markets
US
equity futures I'll tell you
that on the
Dow that down 11 191 22 so yes
we're
also going to be very brave and
continue
to do the show from different
locations
just to minimize any potential
effects
to that could that bring the
whole show
could be brought down yeah it
could
happen the whole studio has to
be shut
down or as in the case of W in
W ABC or
WCBS whatever was in Manhattan
yeah to
be cleaned because the place is
apparently a crap hole and
needed
cleaning yeah I will say this
the big
upside to all this is the
cleaning
they're cleaning the rail cars
now
they're cleaning their airline
seats the
cushions at the airport they're
cleaning
the seats I mean they're
cleaning
finally you know it wouldn't be
a bad
idea to have a national time
like every
day all right at 10 a.m. we're
all gonna
clean wherever we are yeah
just it and then get some of
that blue
stuff you were talking about
this brain
in your mouth yeah yeah exactly
there's this upside to it so
bottom line
for people who are looking for
some
guidance from us yeah it's just
as risky
as as anything that can get
into islands
and I say from my experience and
everybody else is including Jay
who went
up to Washington by herself and
drove
for a long while she had to
test her
driving skills so she took a
three-hour
drive now is the time to do
stuff yeah
now is definitely the time to
deal is
there's parking there's it's
true
there's no crowds except the
Costco
still crowded for some reason
mall the
mall in Austin is still crowded
that
hasn't slowed I went to the
things that
are still crowded for some
unknown
reason but the other things
aren't and
there's a lot more parking and
Caeser
driving the traffic is lower
because
especially in the Bay Area
where Silicon
Valley everyone you work from
home cuz they can all work from
home
there's no per half these jobs
are
bullcrap jobs there's no reason
to be in
the office except so somebody
could do a
headcount so they're all
working from
home so the traffic is clear
you can get
to the city and back pretty
easily it's
like dynamite yeah and and be
airline
tickets well be on the lookout
though
for the stuff that gets shoved
in here
and there that's that's the
main thing
we're selecting we're gonna see
you're
gonna see all kinds of rules
there will
be checkpoints testing scanning
people
will get used to this which is
sad just
we'll see we'll see if they
they push
this spying on American
citizens act if
they if they know that's been
going on
Portia that's a well but it's
now is the
time to pass stuff because
people are
not looking they do that anyway
no
matter what they're getting
stuff
through they pass a you know
build a
limit farting in Congress and
it's got
all kinds of stuff in it I've
not read
this bill yet yeah the farting
bill
that's it's but that guy from
that that
Joker from Colorado hurry was
should
make him a hero of the show you
know
tried to pass the spine clip
again I
want to hear it again okay
madam Speaker
I have an amendment at the desk
to correct the name of the bill
amendment to HR 61 72 offered
by mr.
buck of Colorado amend the
title so as
to read a bill to be known as
the
federal initiative to spy on
Americans
FISA Act mr. buck of Colorado
he's our
guy but you know what he he it
was a
good thing
and what he did gets attention
that's
the clip that's the clip
they're not and
of course you won't see it on
any
mainstream but that's the clip
that gets
around and so it does bring
attention to
people to the to the top US
yeah well
we're we're some people we
count we do
count and we have a lot of
listeners and
producers and we don't we have
quite a
few producers and with
I'd like to thank you for your
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donated and
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he was a dude named Ben for
many years
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produces long format
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Ben is the epitome of a one-man
show he
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gets him out of the house I
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today we drained 33 milliliters
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always have corned beef and
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my smoking-hot wife Michele
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hold on John do you have the
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do I'll
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smoking hot
wife Michele graduates from
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hygiene school in a week and
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my sisters Andrea and Juran are
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them
some corona karma so they can
get back
safely yeah by the way Ireland
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you this earlier give you the
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look at that
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and by the way look at that
juice after
a head get shot is really a
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I taste like poop
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is bugs
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can cue it up I guess yeah
that's what
you think I think wait I'd like
to call
on my buddy Dane as a douche
bag I hit
him in the mouth years ago his
smoking-hot wife has donated
but I don't
think he ever has thanks again
Michael
okay first we will do the
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this is why
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groaning
so much because I think you can
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earlier but
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already
he continues right I will keep
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I have one more candidate for
ISO oh and
this is I'm not a pundit okay
I'm not a
punter now tubed up it's Joe
Biden
miking a bad miking yeah
and it actually footballs at
the end I'm
not a punter hmm yeah
oh I have good news because of
the Joe
Rogan appearance appearance the
Joe
Rogan experience appearance
appearance
is even better I got a call
from super
agent Matthew lusher in Los
Angeles yeah
this is my agent he's been my
agent for
25 years has gotten it he
finally called
you back no he called me out of
the blue
I did not reach out to him at
all he has
got me zero gigs in 25 years
but he is
officially my agent you can
look him up
in the agent directory and we
had a
little chat and he said how you
doing I
said you gotta check out
animated No
Agenda and he was playing it on
the
phone before we even hung up I
said okay
call you back in a few days and
and as
he was parting he said ha it's
great
they're short and I don't know
what that
means but usually if the super
agent is
positive good things come of it
it's
probably something in the ether
in the
milieu in that crowd that says
it's a
short G letter
yeah now there's something
going on
something well I think we're on
our way
speaking of which this kind of
dovetails
two topics we've talked about
how people
when they're anonymous online
become
such incredible douchebags
and we'll say stuff to you that
they
would never say to your face
and this
goes back to my first online
experiences
with Usenet and Eric writes in
and says
hey so I saw you on Joe Rogan
and have a
funny story as one of the first
celebrity types online I sent
you an
email 25 years ago
making fun of your hair and you
wrote
back saying fuck off asshole
well 25
years later I'm sorry what a
douchey
asshole I was all of this
amazing
technology and I immediately
troll Adam
curry anyway your appearance on
Joe
Rogan is inspired me to take my
online
security more seriously by by
Google
sorry man thanks for being a
dick isn't
it it's like that's like a
Casey Kasem
long-distance dedication almost
isn't
that beautiful that was
fabulous I
thought I thought that was just
beautiful I think you should
have gone
on the Rogen show shaved head
I'll do
that next time great idea
yeah great idea because we
didn't get
enough attention right 1.7
million views
on the video by the way there
are skull
caps you can wear you can fake
it and
this gag has worked since the
30s oh
yeah
always works I'd like to direct
your
attention to the European Union
for a
moment that two things first
just going
back to the cum flew the reason
well let
me give you the the events as I
see them
there has been an ongoing
argument
between the it would probably
be a
Department of Homeland Security
and the
airlines to get information on
where
people are coming from when
they fly
from Europe to the United
States so this
is the genesis of this this
flight ban
and the airlines and this has
been going
on for a couple weeks they're
like we
can't do this we cannot track
where
someone comes from if they're
doing a
multi leg flight and of course
we know
why they can't track it they
can't track
their customers because they
can't
really hook into the mainframe
it's two
separate separate systems and
we'd been
been through this many times
the the
system the airline booking
systems are
pretty much all COBOL big
mainframe
systems that's why your name is
still
all uppercase they can't even
do mixed
case so they couldn't figure it
out and
that's what I think Trump said
screw it
we'll just block everybody for
a month
that's just one of the many
problems
going on in Europe the the
complete
control for the European
Union Post brexit is in full
effect
countries are now being asked to
consider read to do to put
clauses into
their constitutions the
Netherlands some
politicians have already said
this is
easy we should do this we
should amend
our what they call the con
their their
version of the Constitution to
reflect
this and that is once you're in
the EU
you can no longer ever ever
ever ever
leave and of course they'd like
new
states who come into the Union
to
already have that in there in
their
constitution here's our our
friend
GeForce dot he's the guy when
it comes
to the crazy stuff at the EU
explaining
exactly what he wants so in my
opinion
yes yes yes in your opinion
what is it
so in my opinion yes grexit is
also a
failure of the Union it's also
our
failure we have to recognize
that in
this debate and yes there is a
lesson to
learn from it and this lesson
dear
colleagues is not to undo the
Union as
some are arguing here now this
lesson is
and that we have to learn from
brexit is
too deeply reform the Union to
make it a
real union in the community
that is
Union without obtains opt-outs
rebates
exceptions and above all without
unanimity roots and feet arise
only then
we can act and only then we
will defend
our interest and only then we
defend our
values it is this lack of
effectiveness
that is the problem that we
have seen
embrace
there you go where's the seat
hyah
isn't that nuts
Sieg Heil I'm telling you no no
Bates no
getting out this is a foregone
conclusion that we're gonna do
this I
said only think it's the only
solution
because every time somebody
gets worked
while they're in the union this
what
happen the United States it was
United
States a bunch of states you
know and
then a small a sudden group of
them
decided now you know we don't
like where
things are going started a
civil war you
have to what he said is what
you have to
do i it sounds like you know
the re you
know it sounds like the new
German
Empire is what it amounts to
yeah but still it's either that
or
you're not gonna hold this
together
otherwise you're gonna feel
like hungry
going their own way you know
and they
they're in the EU but they
still do
their own thing which you can't
do that
you gotta bei the rules from
Brussels
polls in the Netherlands show
71% would
like an exit yeah I'm sure they
would
know you got this dis turncoat
this guy
your buddy
what's his name I don't know
these guys
always been a thorn in the side
of
everybody he used to bitch it
that Faraj
yeah this is not my buddy sure
it's not
I thought you knew him no I
know France
Kaymer Monty Ramones but this
was
gift-giver HOF strata Oh team
amounts is
the guy who wants 250 billion
for the
green New Deal and the Green
Deal they
call it the Green Deal
oh yeah all of this is coming
together
beautifully
yeah and they should I think the
Netherlands should give it a
shot
be fun but trying to get out
yeah why
not what do you got to lose
come on yeah
I think it's always over what
do you
mean it's a crisis was the last
I think
it's over I think that you used
is gonna
win this battle and they're
gonna put
the clamps down on everybody it
will be
very interesting to see what
happens
with the UK first of all I
believe the
just going back again to the
konk flu
the reason why the UK's flights
will be
allowed
into the US is because they're
not in
the Schengen area so it's
totally
trackable you know where
someone came
from before they because they
had to
show the passport yeah they
couldn't
have voted across from Greece
and then
gotten to the Italy and then
floated
around and then just snuck into
some
country and flown back it's
harder to do
yeah a little harder to do
however we we see a huge problem
happening in the UK this was
already
warned about as of April 1st
and I don't
know why they still have this
on the
books the digitus digital
services tax
will go into effect which puts
a two
percent corporate tax on all
basically
Americans Silicon Valley
companies so
search engines social networks
etc and I
don't know it's I mean it's not
a law
it's a it's a rule but it they
keep
restating it April 1st 2020 the
the
government will introduce a 2
percent
tax on the revenues of search
engine
social media services and online
marketplaces which derive value
from UK
users there is a limit though I
think
you have to it starts at 30
million
users which is easily lowered
to our you
know thirty thousand listeners
they
could do whatever they want
well but
you're probably gonna do it I'm
surprised it hasn't been done
already
hmm to be honest about it let's
talk a
little bit about the election
the latest
we had another round and we got
a debate
supposedly coming up on Sunday
or
Saturday yes which is probably
not gonna
happen or maybe not it won't
happen with
an audience well yeah so as we
discussed
on the previous show it seems
only just
yesterday the smart money was
on keeping
Biden in his cage keep the
muzzle on but
oh no you can't let the guy out
for
three seconds this is this is
this is
why they're trying I think that
they
should cancel the debate
and they should come up with
some
coronavirus related reason for
it I'm
not sure how you do it they're
already
they've had to negotiate the
joke and
sit down
apparently it's troubling for
him to
stand during these the whole
time I
don't I've only heard this I
have you
sounds right it sounds right I
I know
you have some glitchy stuff
from Joe so
why not not like the last show
I only
have two okay and one of them I
will say
this is an interesting one
because this
is actually one of those
moments where
you can hear things two
different ways
we've had the examples of this
on the
show before and it all stems
back to the
the color of the dress yeah
is it golden golden white or
blue and
black two movies one screen and
so so
I'm listening to this clip now
this is
the clip where Biden says
Hitler's race
referring to Hillary's and it
play the
clip and then I will say that I
have
actually serous seriously and
cognitively accurately heard it
both
ways play it I'm not a pun to
there is
for example I saw there there
was sexism
in Hitler's race and the way
it's real
first of all it's real so you
know that
I heard Hitler not you set me
up let me
listen again I'm not a punter
there is
for example I father there was
sexism in
Hitler's race and the way it's
real yeah
and both those plays I heard I
heard
Hitler the first time but then
one
accidentally I was it was
playing in the
background I heard Hillary and
then we
just played these two times I
heard
Hillary both times I hear
Hitler II I
kind of hear it well there's a
hit
that's the problem it's got a
little
both in there but they they're
will made
a big fuss about this and I had
no you
know who cares but I but I
think your
your point that you I think you
made it
on Twitter that is correct and
so and
what is untrue about the
statement with
nothing untrue no matter which
way you
heard it so yeah
all in on that so the good one
oh is
this Biden going after some
poor schmuck
who I think was a Trump guy or
a Bernie
bro
coming into just a harass him
oh oh just
on that the guy was prepped and
was
reading his entire question
from his
phone yes he was so you know he
was
pretending he appears on Fox &
Friends
the next day on Fox wearing a
don't
tread on me he had it's like
this was an
ambush it was a total ambush of
Joe and
he can look forward to a lot
more of
this it's and what if he's
gonna bike I
mean his bite was so big and and
interestingly do you know what
what most
well most people in my
household because
of course I'm only 49% what
most people
dislike the most about this
clip yes the
shush Inge exactly the shushing
the
shashing was played up by the
left to do
to the max and i thought it was
i but i
heard i said all this will get
people
act but i thought it was what
was more
interesting than the earth some
aspect
of him telling a woman to shush
was
actually the term itself who
uses shush
check the calendar it's 2020
what judy
ahead what is the appropriate
term well
i mean should just eyeballed
her and
just get told her to shut up
with his
eyes but he could have he could
have
said shut up he could have said
quiet he
could have said I'll take that
I can
deal with this which is what he
should
have said well I can I will
shush woman
shush
right well she is clearly a
handler for
in the crowd and I think she
made a
mistake it was her mistake to
immediately jump on that
because that
showed us her job is to steer
the
candidate away from anything
that could
go viral she should be fired
she should
I fail she should have just
moved him
along this
and I hear this too in the
White House
it's worth every single time
there's a
live event right after the
president
says thank you the press and it
sounds
like mainly women or that's
only what
I'm hearing above the you know
the press
starts yelling questions and
the the
White House press people like
they're so
loud and we hear it you know
it's like
hey I can hear you yelling the
whole
time and it's like crazy well
this goes
back to Ronald Reagan Ronald
Reagan
discovered that if he was
cordoned off
if the press is cordoned off
with a rope
and he was coming in on the
chopper or
whatever and he stayed away
from the
press they would get filmed
yelling at
him screaming questions mr.
president
mr. president screaming
questions making
them look like a bunch of
idiots yeah
and I'd like to remember that
during the
Hillary run for president 2016
with the
word the Hillary bus was going
in and
out they would run after the
little
Brian yeah yeah and this sort
of thing
but the way there the Trump
doing it
kind of differently and I think
he's
just making a mistake with this
group of
people that are yeah over
yelling they
should let Trump walk away and
let them
continue to yell at him because
that
makes them look like but in
this case
I'm not talking about oppressor
this is
when he lets know by the way
this is
according to the experts this
is his
presser he does it on purpose
yeah but
it's the room and the cabinet's
meeting
and they the press has to be
sent out of
the room that's know they're
doing it
slowly yeah I think so I should
just
throw and you know who Tim
black hood
well you know the kid doesn't
keep his
step very long talking about
the staff
on the press or the press okay
well
let's just skip back to Biden
this is
the Biden are you with the gun
advocate
I'd like you to explain how you
plan to
not only keep us working about
how you
intend on getting the Union
home when
there's a large portion of the
union
workers are young enthusiasts
and you
are actively trying to do a
minute or
second a minute right to take
away a gun
here for shit oh wait a minute
okay
that's interesting so first he
says
you're full of shit and then
she jumps
in and then he's shush that's
where the
shush came from because he
couldn't get
past the shit he was still in
the shit
shit second second just like
right now
if you yell fire that's not
free speech
the very beginning I have a
shotgun
language 20-gauge a 12-gauge my
son time
guess what I'm not allowed to
hold any
weapon I'm not taking their gun
away at
all you need a hundred rounds I
did not
say that
in America
yeah the AR 14
comment is quite off that's
know this
exists as the air 14 is a
directed-energy weapon used in
the game
hallo everybody knows me really
now
AR 14 yeah ya know now did way
it was
presented and this is pretty
much the
clip
according to Democracy Now now
I'm sorry
I didn't clip this part
she'd never played the clip she
just
said that first bite and and of
course
she's hates biting because amy
is all in
wood Bernie and they all know
he's
getting shafted yeah and she
says that
he threatened to punch the guy
in the
face and then take him out in
the back
and beat him up yeah and I
never heard
anything yeah yeah it's an I
heard it he
says he doesn't say I'll take
you out
back and punch you in the face
and you
want to go outside we'll take
this
outside did he did say it take
you
outside thing ok which is she
oh no
sorry that's wrong one Joe
Biden Bernie
Sanders take your pick okay I
will
anyway the thing was Biden is
kicking
ass and this is not gonna be
unstoppable
but I think that what we have
here and
all we have to do is play this
clip and
this is the tip of the iceberg
this is
what's really going on this is
the
voting irregularities only
democracy now
plays went with this there were
reports
of irregularities at many
polling sites
during Tuesday's primaries in
Missouri
some would-be voters in st.
Louis County
left long lines at dozens of
precincts
without casting a ballot after
the
county's electronic poll books
failed in
Kansas City mayor Quinton Lucas
was
turned away from the polls
Tuesday
morning and told he wasn't in
the system
even though he's voted in the
same
precincts since 2009
mayor Lucas had just posted a
video to
social media stressing the
importance of
voting in Michigan disabled
voters
reported
problems voting in Detroit and
Dearborn
and college students in Ann
Arbor and
East Lansing reported long
lines with
wait times of up to two hours
in a
statement senator Bernie
Sanders called
the voting problems an outrage
writing
quote at a time when Democrats
correctly
attack Republicans for voter
suppression
it's disappointing to see people
standing in long lines for
hours today
waiting to vote in Michigan and
around
the country yeah it's the pole
pads
again they had to go all
high-tech and
all smart and he's when we
reason with
him for a reason this whole
thing the
Democratic the Democrats are
the ones is
that I say what you are I am a
problem
with the Democrats blaming the
Republicans for trying to rig
the
elections are trying to
suppress voters
because they asked for oh they
asked for
an ID oh my god that's
depressing voters
but meanwhile they're pulling
stunts
like this to get make sure that
Bernie
doesn't get elected as a scam
and again
Andy and the Democrats are
really good
at it they bring you illegals
in they
bust them and they have them
vote and
the my understanding is in many
of these
states the actual presidential
candidate
votes were collected by the DNC
separately therefore tallying
the bag
answer price we have the the
backend
that does all the local stuff
was not
even in and it was known it was
like
known that this was not going
to be
ready that won't be ready for a
couple
months
another reason like how can
none of this
be ready
that means years and why am I
even
asking Michael Moore of course
has to
weigh in and now he is a big
Bernie
Sanders supporter and he blames
Trump of
course but I think Trump has
just
pummeled this country so badly
and I
know I mean just you know I'm
lived in
Michigan so I'm I'm familiar
with how
people feel they're frightened
they're
demoralized there is a malaise
that has
spread across this country and
certainly
throughout Michigan
and people can't take one more
day of
this the fact that this
coronavirus has
driven home just how much
danger we're
in for this individual in the
White
House that I think people just
didn't
want to asking people to do two
things
get rid of Trump and get rid of
the
system political and economic
system
they gave us Trump that's what
I think
was too much to ask probably
four people
were just like can we just get
rid of
Trump that's please and I
understand
that okay
that's if that makes him feel
better to
think that that guy's unhinged
but it
was it was really an antibiotic
guy who
really looks like an old woman
the again how they how the the
DNC how
they called everybody up and oh
but I
had a thing about the deals
they were
getting or the proposed deals
who
doesn't mean anything but
apparently
Budaj edge was offered an
ambassadorship
to the UN I think either
Klobuchar and
or a Warren doesn't seem to have
accepted anything but she was
like
Treasury secretary and Kamala
Harris
possibly Attorney General doe
brother
but we still need a vice
president and
there's nothing like a pollster
over on
one of the the CNN's or MSNBC's
to tell
you exactly who bo Jaden needs
and for
these young Bernie people
issues do
matter so yes I think that
Biden's best
play in bringing in the Sanders
people
is to bring with him on the
ticket
somebody who is going to
represent a
more progressive platform yeah
you know
like I said not money you know
and and
also somebody who is not a
white male
right
white very diverse so right
just say not
can you believe this
we just need not white not
white excuse
me do you understand that's
kind of
racist you say not white you
know don't
you want to bring in the best
person
possible no not white Oh penis
you know
and also somebody who is not a
white
male right perfectly not white
and then
saying right like you know
right don't
you agree everyone agrees white
met
white people with penises bad a
white
male right preferably not white
the
party is very diverse so I
would think
Kamala Harris or Stacey Abrams
would be
my top two picks because
they're hitting
three metrics all at once gender
diversity racial diversity and
ideological diversity now if we
look at
your check box is your
candidate grisham
qualifies to cheaters no she's
much
better than the other ones
because was
set for a Camelot but grisham
is a
Native American which is even
better not
she's from the western state
which is
what you need and she's a woman
so she's
the one no kinetic three no
penis big
three tulsi gabbard by the way
is still
running you know and now
described
everywhere on mainstream media
as a
woman of color you know we
still have a
Tulsi Gabbard in the race a
woman of
color and why don't you say a
representative from the great
state of
Hawaii now a woman of color you
know
it's Veterans actually she is
she still
in the reserves she checks for
boxes cuz
she's got military does she
have a penis
that's another one she's well I
don't
know actually maybe okay I'm
just saying
the candidate that I have my
eyes on
presented himself to the press
and a
very very shit
I'm sorry him I think you had
you I
thought you were the amy
klobuchar fan
no John I'm for the vice
president no
I'm no I'm talking about the
president
who I want to run would see as
president
of the United States the guy I
will be
voting for averman supreme of
course he
presented himself to the press
exactly I
love me some vermin supreme
vermin
supreme 2020 dot-com he's your
guy
it couldn't be any worse vermin
supreme
is is definitely the funniest
candidate
I want to play one more thing
about
these elections and this was on
PBS and
this was a little back and
forth with
Judy and a couple of women
going on and
on about electing a woman
president and
they they made a number of
assertions
that I think are complete bull
crap is a
very short clip but it's worth
listening
to electing a woman president
what what
are some examples of what women
still
have to deal with you know we
just heard
Elizabeth Warren say look if I
say there
was a there was a problem with
sexism
people accused me of whining
but the
reverse you know women know
that's just
not true there is sexism out
there
certainly and we know from our
research
that women are held to a higher
standard
on the issues of qualification
and
likability
voters assume men are qualified
all men
have to do is put out their
resume and
women have to prove it over and
over and
that's part of the reason we
saw this
creeping electability refrain
coming up
over and over and we also know
that like
abilities are non-negotiable
for women
voters won't vote for a woman
if they
don't like her and they
vote for a man that they don't
like and
likability is something that's
so
subjective the advice is like
walking a
tightrope use humor
not too much humor take credit
but also
share credit dress nice but not
too nice
so much of it is based on
hunches and
opinions and that's such a
burden that
women have to bear and men
simply do
such a burden haven't they
learned how
to dress now listen to that
bullcrap
likeability if it's a guy you
don't like
you don't vote for a guy cuz
he's a man
that's bull crap women will do
that
he'll know for women just
because
they're women
I if I don't like the guy when
we've
done it on the show he's a
schmuck I'm
not gonna vote for some guy
don't I
think as unlikable is a creep
but and
dead by the way the proof of
the pudding
was Bloomberg yeah exactly
he had everything including
money yeah
nobody liked them I mean even
even Billy
Joel got Christie Brinkley with
money
there you go but Bloomberg
couldn't
couldn't buy a vote this is out
of the
Hillary playbook out of her
Hulu special
I've watched the second episode
in other
an hour each these episodes and
Hillary
said something very similar she
said I
have to do it takes me an hour
for
makeup man just throw on a
pop-up and
I'm like that's not true that
is so
untrue
men have grooming habits we
have things
we need to do we need to put a
knife on
our face
typically in the morning if the
interviews in the afternoon we
got to do
it again which means if you
have TV
makeup on removing it there's
definitely
some time that goes into it I
found that
quite offensive but the timing
of this
there she is full circling
overhead the
timing of this documentary is
so obvious
I mean I don't know when she's
gonna
make a move but it this this
thing is
set up for it and there's a
review of
the second episode indeed it's
around
1990 when she turns and she
goes from
that means obvious hero for
young girls
and
women and an on a path and she
turns
into a dude I think she said
alright
that's it
I'm gonna run bill and
especially after
he lost his re-election you see
her
walking in front of him and her
lost
re-election he lost the
re-election of
governor of Arkansas yes sir no
Leanne
Arkansas sure okay
and then he won the next time
after
Hillary took over cuz bill yeah
bill is
charismatic and he's an oath he
likes to
get high he likes a drink likes
to hang
out that's why Hillary got
involved in
all these these douche bags the
savings
and loan shit the whitewater of
course
bill was in the background with
the
bushes doing mean Arkansas
running all
the coke
so she was corrupted and
couldn't get
out of it and just decide I'm
gonna be a
dude and I'm gonna run at night
and I
one day I'll be President but
she very
she becomes very mean very
mean-spirited
very angry and says things like
they meant to easy so I can't
wait for
episode three help my brain
even further
that somebody's picking up the
slack do
you think she's going to take a
stab
somewhere along the line well I
mean
that's always been my theory
but this
the timing is getting really
sketchy
defective product as candidates
I mean
they are trying to protect the
public
from knowing this but that's
not gonna
work it's working fine it
doesn't work
people listen to our show or
people that
are online but the mainstream
media
doesn't play any of these clips
I mean
they sometimes I mean the
Democracy Now
will approach it once in a
while but
this isn't normally played this
is they
don't be great Joe for being a
bumbling
idiot I think you're
overestimating the
power of the mainstream I think
that
power is gone in fact I think
it's
demonstrable people no longer
trust it
they certainly don't trust any
mainstream after this
coronavirus no one
no one trusted I think that
it's the
word is out everyone can see it
just
because they're not saying it
doesn't
mean that people aren't aware
of it and
the people who come on and
pretend
and have ever have something at
our in
the game but the photos you've
isolated
yourself from reality
oh yeah sure you're now in
dimension B
shut the fuck up you're very
annoying
today yeah you've just been
incredibly
annoying the whole time
that's a good question I don't
know why
you're buying it I'm just
saying I'm not
buying that the public doesn't
pay any
attention to mainstream media
the public
is catching on that you can
argue that
with me but then say that I've
no longer
in reality I'm in dimension B
is an
incredible insult well I mean
if you
okay I'm sorry I said that but
I'm not
buying any of it I think the
mainstream
media has got a lot more
influence I
think there's a crossover point
maybe
some people are paying some
attention
but they still have the
influence in New
York Times CNN MSNBC
NBC let's skip the image you
really
think you really think that
they still
have the power that they used
to have no
they don't have the power they
not all
of the power they used to have
they have
most of the power they used to
have so
can we just have a disagreement
on it
instead of shaming people okay
right I don't know why you're so
sensitive
I'm not sense that if I'm just
responding I'm just got a
little tired
of it what you just said to me
that was
a jerk oh the whole show and
it's
working you know and yeah yeah
well that
seems you seem oversensitive
you started
off by telling me I was out of
my mind
about coronavirus so and then I
never
said you when did I use the
words you
were out of your mind you know
what I'm
talking about
no I'm was go I was backing
your theory
up debt that grown a virus
thing is
something phony about it and
it's just
gonna end all of a sudden when
it should
right and then okay fine that's
how you
want to take it your side in a
strange
way of doing I was backing you
up a
hundred percent let's listen to
the
call that once again our Russian
hoaxsters are on path and they
Lucy who
was the last birthday they they
punked
Bernie by calling and saying
that oh
this is Greta and Greta's dad
and they
did the same thing to Prince
Harry who's
for some reason thinks he still
is
allowed to speak on behalf of
anything
even though he's effectively no
longer a
royal kicked out but here he is
with
some good old agenda has been
created
from this change in climate so
again we
have to almost physically shake
these
people and get them to realize
that it's
not only of a few things of
your future
which you've said over and over
again
which I apology for and also
that they
are directly responsible for
actually
killing people and wiping out
whole
communities and now I'm
confident that
within the next five to ten
years things
will change but we can't wait
for us at
all times or ten years so I
think if
Donald Trump can be can become
the
president the United States of
America
then anything's possible right
ah so
good so good I hope they do
just do more
people why does this guy even I
don't
want to even get into why these
guys
make public appearances
because someone's willing to
pay for it
someone is willing to pay for
these
these two to show up they love
it they
love it
what was your I wish I could
find that
old clip of Joy Behar
when she had her show you you
can try
mm-hmm
when she goes off on rush
limbaugh she
just goes nuts and she says I
cuz Rush
Limbaugh was did we have a real
clip
yeah it's a real clip mm-hmm
and what
she says is on the clip so I
don't
understand how this guy can get
off
saying any of this stuff about
about the
climate because he's not a
climate
expert he's not a climate
scientist he
doesn't know what he's talking
about and
I was used that as kind of the
model for
like why is how come it's if
one guy on
one side of the argument says
this seems
like bogus doesn't make a lot
of logical
sense that's bad but if a guy
like the
princess just the opposite of
anybody is
not an expert it's Prince Harry
he doesn't know anything about
climate
science he's never been a
scientist what
he does know he knows a lot
about coal
his family is he's even even
Harry has
been involved in coal mining I
guess the
coal mining yeah yeah he was
out there
digging exactly he certainly
knows about
it
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I'll bet so make sure you go to
nodes in
the meetups comm and register
for that
in Amsterdam tomorrow as well
the No
Agenda meets that t.o.p podcast
the top
hmm this is a complicated thing
they've
done here but it's going to be
good we
have a lot of producers in
Amsterdam
the lowlands in general loci de
staat is
where you want to be Saturday
Charleston's six week cycle
event home
team downtown barbecue in the
heart of
college basketball season yeah
while it
lasts and Sunday the Las Vegas
ooh this
is new a last-minute meetup at
atomic
liquors look for the girl in a
jean
jacket and white sneakers she's
in town
for a work trip her name is
Katherine
she's organizing wow that
sounds like a
honey honey pot trap to me if I
ever
heard one
check it out on Sunday Las
Vegas and
then Monday we have the Essie a
Royal
Caribbean Oasis opposed the see
Royal
Caribbean Oasis of the Seas
what the
heck is this calling all
cruisers cruise
goers who might be on the oasis
of the
sea meet up in the schooner bar
deck six
bring bring your face mask I
guess Dame
Miao dicin and douchebag Dave
are
hosting that I can't wait to
find out
about this Meetup
it is in where where is this
thing I
don't see a place wherever the
ship is
yeah but I don't know where it
it'll be
out the seat for all we know I
was
literally saying wherever this
oh okay
man well yeah if you're on the
ship it's
a 2 p.m. I'll be on Monday good
luck the
ship sold what 3,000 people
they could
be it could be people there
it's just
it's just funny to have any
kind of fun
event on a cruise ship at this
time it's
like seems seems like in your
rooms yeah
enjoy that I wanted I want to
meet up
report from the Royal Caribbean
Oasis of
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want
more details go to no agenda
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it's very simple all you have
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add something anybody can do it
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meet other
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and we should mention that did
you say
something because I couldn't
hear it
through the jingle were you did
you just
on the meetup thing of that
okay yes we
have to remind people that the
meetup
site is for meetups is not for
our
announcements or selling cars
or let's
be specific about it there's a
thing
called the childer Berg camping
trip
which is a libertarian
conspiracy
theorist thing going on in
Austin and
they wanted to put it on the
meetups but
it's not a meet-up and we have
to we
have to make it clear so this
thing
doesn't get to our meetup site
doesn't
get clogged with anything
that's not
meetups specific to the show so
if if
you had this before we had this
discussion before right my
question is
if it's at an existing event
such as the
furries such as the the soccer
game in
in Texas I think it was Dallas
how do
you do that you have a meetup
at the
event right but isn't that what
these
guys were doing a meet-up
at that event it sounded like a
plug for
the event itself okay in other
words if
you had the furry thing for
example you
have a bunch of furries meeting
up at a
convention that was actually
the site
yes the idea is not to plug the
convention now if they come if
the
furries come and say we got
this great
furry thing going on and then
you just
coincidentally there's a
meet-up there
guys I just think we have to
keep it no
I I'm in agreement
I just want lifting understand
understand the rules that makes
a lot of
sense so the way to position it
would
have been we're having a no
agenda
meetup and the location is here
right
but even in this case it was
pretty do
okay I don't know anything
about this
children burg lots of people
talking
about it I've got no idea
it's an awesome there's going
to meet me
the guy chatted it up with you
know each
I did what up with me I don't
know he
says I'd the guy tells me that
Adam
contacted him and y'all bought
into that
the other I didn't care whether
you
contact him or not
well I contacted no one but I
have seen
I have seen posts about it I
have seen
Twitter things about it but
I've never
contacted anybody alright so
let's try
and keep it meetup specific
everybody
now the OTG story which I want
to do
because I've been holding on to
this for
two weeks we just haven't
gotten to it
it's been so much going on is
about this
geofencing warrant that took
place in
florida here's the background
there a
search warrant was issued by the
Gainesville Police Department
to Google
for GPS has drawn the attention
of some
experts in April of last year
GPD file
was known as a geo-fenced
warrant for
three houses at their
properties on
Northwest 32nd Street they want
Google
to give them the GPS data of
anyone with
Google accounts in that area
during a
burglary that happened in late
March of
last year professor of media
law Frank
Lamont a with the University of
Florida
and the Brechner Center for
freedom of
information says that one's
right to
privacy and matters like this
one may
have been signed away in the
terms and
conditions for use of online
mobile
services once you use a service
like say
Gmail you're agreeing to the
terms of
use of Gmail and part of that
may be
that they reserve the right to
be able
to comply with a warrant or
turn over
your data if they're demanded
to do so
most recently an anonymous
third party
filed to have the search
warrant squatch
or quash in Alachua County
based on
privacy and Fourth Amendment
concerns
and that motion that's not yet
been seen
by a judge so this is really a
quite an
interesting case and I think
it's
something that we'll see more
of in the
future if it even comes to
light in the
mainstream this the guy there
was a guy
who was on his bike and
he lives nearby a house that
was burgled
burglar burgled and the local
police
asked Google for a geofence of
any
devices they had seen in that
area which
includes the street out in
front and I
guess some of the neighboring
properties
so that they could issue well
they
wanted a warrant they I guess
they
issued a warrant for this that
they
wanted this and this guy
happened to
live nearby was biking through
the area
and all of a sudden now they
want to
look at all of his all of his
information and this is I think
this is
a this is a new it's a new road
that law
enforcement is going down you
know we
have the ring cameras that
really has to
happen with permission of the
owner of
the video but even that seems
to be more
easy to opt into and I'm a
little bit
concerned about this I mean you
could be
implicated and stuff and then
have the
authorities go through your
information
just based upon the fact that
you were
sore your phone was somewhere
at a
certain time which brings you
to there's
some great storytelling where
you could
take the phone and plant it on
a dog
exactly but there has to be a
crime unit
needs to be somewhere where
there's it
where something takes place and
you'd
have to know about it
but how about this how about
just you
know like don't what if you're
if you're
a burglar an idiot criminal
don't bring
your live phone with you when
you bust
into a house house I'm gonna
talk to the
getaway car I mean come on
this is the stupidity of the
criminal
class but what's worse is that
as an
innocent person a warrant can
be issued
just to go through your show I
think you
could set someone up exactly
yeah but
you know and the next thing
happens is
who know this is for the people
I have
nothing to hide people so what
if the
authorities could just go
through your
Gmail today just based upon the
fact
that you were in a certain area
or your
phone was in a certain area at
a certain
they get access to one thing and
especially if it's you know
Google which
all these apps you have to give
away the
store to use them and any one
of them
you know if you didn't go
through any
route to get all this data if
they're
collecting the data as they as
we think
they probably are because for
marketing
reasons yeah it's a real
problem at this
to me still goes back to the
first time
they put the black box in the
car and
right now it's for one thing
but pretty
soon it's gonna be getting for
speeding
tickets in the mail you know oh
you went
too fast the other Tuesday on
the
freeway yeah yeah it's just
this is a
before gone conclusion we're
doomed
yeah the the worst part is the
is that
it's just gonna cost you more
money to
stay anonymous
now with the keeper and I have
new
health insurance I like it's
pretty good
outfit but you know there you
go hey
install the app for your
telemedicine I
really don't need I don't need
a consult
I need to talk to you but you
know
what's coming discounts
discounts you
got to put the app on your
phone I
wouldn't even mind calling the
doctor
from a browser you know but no
no no you
have to use that no you're right
the discounts are already
insurance
companies have played with this
marketing strategy and it's
working out
progressive being one of them
with the
right a little clogged or
whatever it is
or you call them up every state
farm
actually if you call them it
once a
month and tell them your
mileage they
give you a discount there's a
lot of
this sort of thing going on if
you tell
them but by the way I want to
just
mention this this is what irks
me
because mechanics bank our bank
all of a
sudden is jacked up all their
fees on
everything like crazy I guess
they saw
something coming yeah so it's
like a
total rip and now the free ATM
isn't
free anymore if you somebody
else's you
used to be everything was free
and now
it's not yeah if you had like
an X
amount of money then they would
refund
the ATM fees yeah yeah they
don't do
that anymore she's I think
they're
pulling it and now the thing
that gets
me is that the ATM I remember
when it
came into play I think was in
the 60s or
70s seventies maybe probably the
seventies
the thing comes up and goes
like this oh
this will save so much money
because we
don't have to have as many
tellers we
can have an ATM machine machine
and that
saves us money it saves you
money saves
everybody money yeah and then
all of a
sudden we go from saving
everybody money
to having us money to use it go
to a
teller in that they don't
charge me that
five bucks to talk to the
teller how
does it go from free money
saving device
to what you have to have a fill
you have
to pay to use it this is what
happens
with what you just described
it's like a
discount for progressive and
then pretty
soon it's a fee while you're
saving so
much money you know all the
money you're
saving you have to pay now to
use this
system it's like what the cable
companies you know they used to
be
oh yeah we're getting broader
distribution when it was CCTV
remember
that community television you
have a den
town it was the beginning of
cable yes
nobody was free and now you
have to pay
for carriage yep
so that says this Doug D I can
go on
well I'd say bitcoin is the
answer I'm
looking at the price of Bitcoin
man that
crashed I mean it's basically
it should
technically why not because it's
supposed to be this big
security blanket
so when the market crashes
you'll have
all your money a Bitcoin to be
safe yeah
I do it's just not worth it as
much
anymore it is I have it all
it's still
safe but it's now at six
thousand
dollars that's down from man we
were
above ten just uh what two
weeks ago but
switch to gold well it's
actually no you
know I still got two coins
I got Krugerrands Queens it's I
find
actually interesting what what
bitcoin
is doing I don't really know
what that I
mean it's o parently people
found that
that was not a safe haven and
sold it
off but maybe we'll see the V
recovery
there as well
I think there's if there's
gonna be a V
recovery anywhere it would be
in Bitcoin
that would be a cuz that's what
it does
anyway yeah well this would be
a pretty
significant V if it did this
but it's
possible it's possible I'm a
hablar I
mean for the long-term it's
like we
still have the happening coming
up
around May so right now I think
the if
you're and a lot of this may
have had to
do with China who were you know
mining
most of the coins and I guess
the mine a
lot of miners must have shut
down
who knows there's so many
stories out
there you don't know um but
we'll see I
don't think they make any money
at
$6,000 for a Bitcoin I think it
cost
more in energy and machines
well yeah
the mining might be a dead good
idea
let's play some international
news I've
got a couple stories there's
why first
of all is a 14 second piss-poor
update on democracy now about
Saudi
Arabia we still don't know
anything but
what's going on there oh you
mean with
the with the takeover by NBS
and the oil
prices or who knows and Saudi
Arabia
reports have emerged of a new
crackdown
on senior royal members and top
officials as Crown Prince
Mohammed bin
Salman appears to be renewing
efforts to
consolidate power in the
kingdom at
least four prominent members of
the
royal family have reportedly
been
detained so means what kind of
report is
that we had that last week
hello geez hey now this is a
good report
because this is one of the West
Clark
sevens we don't talk about much
nobody
reports on the mainstream oh so
we
simply do the little a little
reminder
of the the West Clark so just a
quick
you could you might as well we
haven't
done it for a while so I came
back to
see him a few weeks later and
by that
time we were bombing in
Afghanistan I
said are we still going to war
with Iraq
and he said oh it's worse than
that
he said he reached over on his
desk he
picked up a piece of paper he
said I
just he said I just got this
down from
upstairs meeting the secretary
defense
office today and he said this
is a memo
that describes how we're going
to take
out seven countries in five
years
starting with Iraq and then
Syria
Lebanon Libya Somalia Sudan and
finishing off Iran all right
well we've
got Iran we nailed that with
the with
with our bio weapon so here's
the Sudan
that they were going uh instead
of
bringing troops and they were
going at
their economy and we're doing a
pretty
good job of it is this is the
Sudan
report from al-jazeera cues of
car
stations are a common sight in
Sudan's
capital drivers waiting for
hours just
to fill up their tanks to be
able to get
on with their lives I'm very
sure there
is no time for work we dedicate
all our
time to cues either for fuel or
other
things I've been here for hours
waiting
Sudan is now just a country of
people
and queues I've been here since
8:00 in
the morning and now it's 4:00
in the
afternoon our lives have been
mostly put
on hold as we wait to fill our
car tanks
to be able to go around Sudan
has
imported fuel since the oil
producer
lost 75% of its output when
South Sudan
became independent nine years
ago
oil was the main source of the
country's
income the Sudanese pound
started to
lose value against the dollar
now the
government is struggling to pay
for
imports of fuel which it largely
subsidizes the impact of fuel
shortages
can be seen at bus stations
like this
one in the capital Khartoum
passengers
are facing longer and longer
waits for a
ride because there are fewer
buses
passing through they're stuck
at queues
at petrol stations around the
capital
buying bread can also mean a
long queue
the currency shortage affects
imports of
wheat for flour we suffer
coming here
from 7:00 in the morning to
1:00 in the
afternoon or more just to get
bread it's
for our kids at home and no
government
official has bothered to come
and see
why things are like this bread
shortages
last year sparked protests that
eventually led to the ousting of
longtime President Omar
al-bashir
Sudan's cash-strapped
transitional
administration says it's
working to
bring in hard currency through
other
sources it's put together an
economic
crisis management team with the
power to
put forward new policies fever
boo
Chiara
Medina there are other
alternatives that
the country can go with in
terms of
policies that can help provide
resources
with the people part of the
solution
we're looking into is to
restoring back
the amount of money stolen by
the former
regime as well as getting rid
of all the
sham security companies that
dried up
the budget of the country okay
so what
is going on with this this is
very odd
they're broke
can't get gas they're spending
all the
time standing in lines for
pretty much
everything right and there the
last time
this happened they had a regime
change
when they had we'd pull a stunt
like
this before on this happening
again
meanwhile South Sudan where all
the oil
is is being played their part
of the
locust swarms so the locusts
are like
attacking South Sudan in such a
massive
way that it's just screwing up
that
country
Uganda's being screwed over
like kenya
thick clouds of the insects
that you
can't get this before it before
you move
on to locusts I'm still I'm I'm
still a
Sudan so the apparently a lot
of money
was coming in through Sudan
soldiers
fighting in Yemen which is now
tapered
down a bit apparently so
they're they're
soldiers of fortune
don't have any job yeah and
then are we
messing with their with their
well we're
that you know if you think of
George
Clooney and the fact that South
Sudan
split off into its own country
and it
was like well that's where all
the money
in the sea ask oh well it was
until the
locusts showed up and that's
where the
money was for the whole when
there was
one big giant country and now
it's just
a mess and as part of this risk
Clark 7
I don't think it's a coincidence
necessarily um so tell me about
the
locust is that only in South
Sudan or in
the South shoot no it's most of
a lotta
Africa Uganda South Sudan dip
that
there's no report of the locust
in the
regular old Sudan it's South
Sudan
Uganda Kenya and apparently
it's a
plague of locusts taking place
went
plagued by the way it's a very
specific
term there's a swarm as a
plague there's
an uptick there's a bunch of
different
words for how many locusts
there are but
gonna be 500 X more if they
don't do
something about it pretty soon
500 X do
they do they what's the
breeding cycle
of the locust well you know
this is like
you know supposed to be you
always heard
about the seven-year cycle but
they have
but this doesn't seem to really
add up
and it's like the less time
they haven't
play you're missing I guess you
have to
there's no reporting on this by
the way
zero zero six major locust
plagues in
the 90s the last of which was
in 87 89
in the 1900s I'm sorry the last
of which
was 87 89 and the last major
upsurge
upsurge is less than a plague
and that
was in 2003 2005 and this is
still
qualifying as an upsurge but if
it gets
to 500 X it will be a plague
and it's
like it causes nothing but
trouble it
eats everything kills the
animals
because they started to death
in the
field I can't breathe there's a
certain
situation you can't even see
through
it's like a fog of bugs I'm
some little
Pakistan also although not like
was done
it's also being hit for some
reason not
anywhere near it's interesting
yeah
that's what I thought was
interesting
too so this locust story which
is really
under plate it's not played at
all it's
like yeah alright what are the
locusts
the animals can't breathe they
eat all
the crops eat everything
what are these grasses need to
crops eat
the food everything they can
get their
hands on so how do you combat
locust
well you're supposed to round
up ready
can we get some some roundup
spray food
and the people they're supposed
to be
you catch them in them
apparently in the
morning when they're sleeping
they're
all on the ground and you gotta
be quiet
you go out you spray them and
they you
know with some coccyx but they
don't
even they can't get enough
pesticides to
do this and furthermore these
are the
so-called desert locust
locusts mm-hmm and the desert
locusts
are out in the middle of
nowhere half
the time and you can't find
them to
spray them and then all of a
send-up big
cloud emerges of millions of
these
things now tens of millions
perhaps yeah
and then they just start
munching on
everything it's a nightmare are
the
locusts edible are they tasty
is that
can we turn this lemon into
lemonade
according to some locusts
apparently are
very tasty and very edible well
shouldn't we be harvesting them
well
it's like apparently it's not a
there's
something to that part of the
story is
not being reported either I
don't lose
that are poisonous or some
looks that
are edible and you could
probably eat
them but they're it's like
they're
clogging the roads and there's
you're
sliding down the highway
because of the
dead locusts and I mean it's
just it's
you can't this not the solution
is the
point but I don't care what the
solution
if you can eat him not even how
about
some news report on this
instead of you
know it's Trump Trump Trump
Corona
Corona Corona Trump Trump Trump
Corona
Corona Corona and if you I
watch the
three news shows again you know
just
compare the whole front end of
the news
is Corona they've even having
new
weather reports on CBS and then
there's
a couple of slams about Trump
and then
more Corona I mean it's out of
control
the apparently Israelis like
locusts
because they are the crunchy
kosher
snack the kosher how does that
work I
have no idea how they're kosher
they are
now that's our marketing well
it seems
to me like there's a tremendous
opportunity to Hoover up some
of these
locusts and sell them you don't
really
have to Hoover them you should
put your
mouth yeah all you do is open
your mouth
so what are they complaining
about they
got free food everywhere this
is what
we're doing in the West people
get with
it Sudan figure it out already
quickie here from oh yeah this
is this
is not international news but
just as an
ultra mall from well it might
as well be
international news it's from
Massachusetts
state lawmakers and advocates
will
gather in support of a plan
that would
ban body size discrimination
the bill
would make it illegal to
discriminate
against someone based on height
or
weight lawmakers and advocates
will
gather at an event on Tuesday
to push
the plan which is yet to be
voted on by
either the House or Senate now
we've
gone nuts that is nuts can't
ban yeah
yes okay they should go I've
always
thought this because I think
it's just
good policy airlines are
charged ticket
prices based on your weight yep
it's
essentially frayed the way
they're doing
it now it's not a comfortable
flight as
Freight your freight I think it
would be
great for Disneyland you have
to be this
high to ride the space
mountains excuse
me you can't discriminate yeah
that's I
can see a lawsuit I think the
guy could
do is Bloomberg he's probably
never gone
on Space Mountain please see
there you
go this is exactly the problem
you're
making fun of somebody's height
yeah
like I was mm-hmm and I don't
even know
I mean what Bloomberg's real
height is
they didn't could be five three
I think
I think he's five not even
think he's
five three I think he's about
five one
all you think is that short oh
yeah yeah
I do
Wow yeah I could be petite
males is not
like there you don't see him
did you see
them all the time yeah that's
why I said
you see him all the time yeah
it's just
you know he was a little he's a
little
manic about it she's okay yeah
short
guys council like uh you guys
holy who
was everything about five eight
Napoleon
was five eight oh the
impression you get
as he was much smaller than
that well I
was doing reading along about
this
recently and it
he's either five six or five
but he's
not like I'm five one you know
just to
the airplane thing I wouldn't
it's okay
if they charge you by weight
but then I
should be able to pay more for
extra
size that's really extra size
you know
you're gonna be pay for weight
or size
or height you're paying for
that space
they have to provide you that
much
morcilla more space right right
right
yeah I I think that's fine well
right
now you're welcome to go take
over any
airline you want because I hear
you can
buy them up cheap stocks or
stocks are
really good now for airlines so
I'd say
hoppy and take advantage of
that yes now
is it your last chance yeah my
last
little piece I got here was for
the V
recovery that is I would say we
can play
at least get this out of the way
Harvey Weinstein got 23 years
in New
York so both of us were wrong
yes wholly
cry we were sure he was gonna
pretty
much walk well you weren't
different you
weren't thinking they're gonna
throw the
book at him no I think my thing
out for
23 years I didn't expect that
look like
the way they're doing the case
that he
was going to get off but
apparently this
woman who is the prosecutor if
you watch
Court TV enough that woman who
was a
prosecutor in this jurisdiction
is it
like something of a legend no
and she's
like really good and so he got
you know
they could threw the book at
him and I
guess the judge didn't like him
so this
is a little report I do have a
clip
Harvey Weinstein once one of
the most
powerful men in Hollywood in a
Manhattan
courtroom today to face
sentencing on
charges of rape and on criminal
sexual
act in the first degree
let's go immediately to the
courthouse
where Stephanie Gosk is
standing by she
has been covering this trial
throughout
the big question today was how
v stiff
with this sentence be and there
was a
powerful message today sent by
the judge
Stephanie Chris there certainly
was this
is a very severe sentence
thrown at
Harvey Weinstein he is now
facing 20
years in prison for the
first-degree
sexual acts charge and another
three
years in prison for the third
degree
rape they are to be served
consecutively
which is also a surprise here
often
these charges come and these
sentences
concurrently mean they're
served at this
same time now he's saying
consecutively
which means he has a basically
he's
facing 23 years in prison he
will also
be put on this sex registry the
judge
telling the court today that
this made
me his first conviction but it
is not
Harvey Weinstein's first
offense we also
actually heard from Harvey
Weinstein who
stood up and showed very little
remorse
in the comments that he made he
did say
he had remorse for the women
who accused
him of these crimes but he went
on to
say that he was the first in
the me2
movement and that he fears it
led to
thousands of men in his words
not
getting due process saying that
he
basically making the leap that
he did
not get to process himself in
this
situation the judge showing no
mercy
here this is a tough sentence
more than
many people had predicted Kris
yeah and it's it's hard to even
analyze
what what Harvey Weinstein is
saying in
public but because I think he
does have
some points about process and
how how
this trial went not the
sentencing but I
don't know what's your view
well it
looks like they're out to get
Harvey
Weinstein and they're gonna
they're not
gonna put this sentence into
effect
until after his trial in Los
Angeles and
he had a another minor heart
attack
right after this it wasn't
reported in
this report and he ended up in
the
hospital again I mean if I
wanted to go
with second half a show
thinking I would
almost think that Harvey is
setting
himself up for their removal
from the
hospital dead uh and then
ending up in
some island someplace hmm kind
of you
know like you weeks make the
guy from
MCI and Enron there's a number
of these
cases of mysterious death they
wind up
in Argentina well or someplace
I mean
there's no they never get cut
they I
mean why is he in sixty-seven
so that
the 23 year old prison sense
would take
him to 90 so he's it wasn't it
but just
the he had the money he has the
money to
pull off some stunt like that
yeah well
I'm not even second show of
half stuff
it's just the second half of
show stuff
it's just the the entire I mean
the guy
is an incredible douchebag
but all of this is based on
testimony
right yeah yeah I mean it's
just it's
testimony yeah so it's it's you
know
we're you know proof hard proof
I mean
it's just I'm not saying that
he is
wrongly convicted or sentence
it's just
he's saying well this is gonna
be
interesting for men I think
yeah I think
I think he's right about that
you know
well men who get arrested well
yeah
douche bags total douche bags
there's a
lot of them I yeah and the
stories keep
coming up at different kinds of
douche
bags showing up here and there
yeah I
mean could this same be applied
to some
of the other cases I mean there
are
other cases out there I think
this guy
was the most egregious it was a
like a
open secret which is kind of
bothersome
it's like it was such an open
secret for
such a long time yeah where Seth
MacFarlane is doing material on
one of
the award shows I think the
Academy
Award let's put it this way let
me put
it this way if he's convicted
all these
things I think that there
should be a
conviction of accomplices who
enabled
and you know you're an
accomplice if you
send someone up to the room I
think
there's more by the way I think
you're
an accomplice if you were aware
of this
behavior and didn't and were
near him or
let's say in the same hotel or
party or
restaurant or whatever and you
knew this
was happening it didn't report
it didn't
do anything let's go all the
way let's
not just throw the book at this
guy
let's get to the enablers and
the
enhancers and and also the
private
detectives and all the people
that work
as his accomplices yeah do that
yeah chance of it actually
happening
yeah zero yeah somebody should
make a
fuss about it yeah cuz it was
he didn't
do this by himself
nope accomplices should be held
to
account and that is it for our
show
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