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Oh Adam curry Jhansi Dvorak's
2020 this
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is your award-winning Gitmo
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assassination episode 1224 this
is no
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agenda capital of the drone
star state
0:20
in the morning everybody my
Adam Curry
0:22
and from northern Silicon
Valley where
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we're all asking the question
how's that
0:28
V recovery doing I'm John C
Dvorak well
0:36
the V has to go all the way
deep before
0:38
can go back up let's see he's
not a V
0:41
otherwise yeah that's great
today very
0:47
exciting talked about this on
the DHS
0:49
employ show yeah and Horowitz
introduced
0:52
it he a new turn model uh uh
what was
0:54
this he says how about the L
recovery
1:02
very interesting to see I mean
this is
1:05
what's happening in the markets
is
1:07
fantastic it's it's I'm so
happy to be
1:10
alive to see all this well
you're so
1:12
happy to be out of the market
apparently
1:14
well it's not like they don't
have some
1:15
you know 401k IRA stuff yeah
that's not
1:19
be that's all that's well you
can't take
1:22
it out you smell cash baby you
can't
1:24
take it out baby you apparently
can take
1:27
it out because you've hit the
edge you
1:29
can't take it out if you're
under what
1:31
you have to be 63 I think oh
yeah you
1:36
forgot that yeah well of course
so it's
1:40
okay because you're more
susceptible to
1:42
dying from let's let's just
start I need
1:52
to post a a grade for the
president's
1:57
performance last night I would
say a
2:00
solid D - why oh my god it was
horrible
2:06
completely disorganized behind
the
2:09
scenes
2:11
is his demeanor was horrible
he's
2:14
snorting and sniffing and
breathing he
2:16
can't he's a completely dead
invoice he
2:19
would have gotten an ethicist
he's ready
2:21
from the prom
2:22
yes and it's this is fail epic
epic epic
2:26
fail yeah the only yeah I did
and the
2:30
only thing that was there good
is he got
2:33
across the the closing of
flights from
2:36
the EU but you know it's like
this was
2:39
so when will these idiots learn
so of
2:43
course they had the
transmission live
2:46
broadcasting before all the
stations cut
2:48
to it and of course people got
all kinds
2:51
of fun clips beforehand don't
we know
2:55
this is you're supposed to keep
an eye
2:58
on what's being broadcast at
all times
3:00
who's in charge over there the
same guy
3:03
does Biden sound well he may be
here's
3:06
the here's the preamble as the
president
3:09
is getting ready to speak have
any white
3:20
you have any white stuff he's
cursing
3:23
because he has a pen mark which
3:45
can you count to ten three one
two three
3:47
four five six seven eight nine
there it
3:49
is okay let me see what has a
loop is in
3:54
so he's worried about some pen
mark
3:58
quick get some white stuff
somebody
4:00
helped me out here and very
4:02
unprofessional Mic Check we
know that
4:04
when you're doing a Mic Check
4:06
you never go past two it's one
two one
4:10
two check - that's not one -
thief oh if
4:12
I take up in that tent that's
not how
4:13
you do it then the president
had a
4:16
speech which was poorly written
poorly
4:21
written and created a lot of
confusion
4:23
the the main confusion was
about the
4:27
flights from the EU and I'll
read to you
4:30
what he what was written for
him I think
4:34
he read it pretty much verbatim
but it's
4:37
very poorly written to keep new
cases
4:39
from entering our shores we
will be
4:41
suspending all travel from
Europe to the
4:43
United States for the next 30
days the
4:46
new rules were going to effect
Friday at
4:48
midnight these restrictions
will be
4:49
adjusted subject to conditions
on the
4:52
ground there will be exemptions
for
4:54
Americans who have undergone
appropriate
4:56
screenings and these
prohibitions will
4:58
not apply only to the
tremendous amount
5:00
of Trade and cargo but various
other
5:02
things as we get approval
anything
5:04
coming from Europe to United
States is
5:06
what we are discussing these
5:07
restrictions will also not
apply to the
5:09
United Kingdom I mean even to
say these
5:12
restrictions will also not
apply it's
5:15
improper it's shit and this
whole your
5:19
rating for verbatim from the
script yes
5:21
and it's written that way yes
Wow yeah
5:26
so it made it sound like all
trade and
5:29
cargo would also be forbidden
and so
5:32
that had to be clarified and
that gave
5:34
everybody room to jump up and
down and
5:37
so for that reason Trump fails
because
5:40
he gave the media more bull
crap to
5:44
frighten people with it's
really really
5:46
dumb I'm extremely burke's by
it and
5:50
then afterwards of course the
mic stays
5:53
on the video stays
5:58
okay that's not you don't want
your
6:03
leader the father figure okay
you don't
6:07
want that well from the
perspective of
6:10
some I would I'm suggesting a
jump rock
6:14
of provocateur involved here
because
6:17
this is like like you said
every this is
6:19
all amateur hour yeah to have
them have
6:21
the thing live and have it have
an open
6:24
mic afterwards is all stuff
done in the
6:27
control room we're done by
somebody
6:29
who's not a good guy you know
and done
6:31
on purpose these are not
accidents not
6:34
that professional level it
should not be
6:36
exact you not at a professional
level
6:38
this doesn't happen anymore this
6:40
happened in the days of George
Bush and
6:43
even Bill Clinton satellite
time not
6:46
this this is dumb
6:48
just stupid and of course it
gave a
6:50
complete room to give us some
fabulous
6:53
clips so in that regard I am
happy the
6:56
president performed as he did
we got to
6:59
see Don Lemon meltdown in real
time it
7:02
was fabulous he's the best kiri
is
7:05
melting down first trying to
convince
7:08
California the California
lieutenant
7:10
governor
7:11
- they hate Trump say that he
sucks and
7:15
it's no good but I want to talk
about
7:16
this reporting that is in the
New York
7:18
Times detailing the the
failures of the
7:21
federal government that they
have
7:22
repeatedly to get ahead of this
this
7:25
virus give me your reaction to
this
7:27
reporting I have to really be
very clear
7:31
that the experience of state
officials
7:33
all the way up to the governor
in
7:35
working with the federal
government has
7:37
been very productive and very
positive
7:39
we believe very strongly that
we don't
7:42
want to see this devolve into a
7:43
political situation that the
most
7:45
important thing is that
officials from
7:47
the federal government the state
7:48
government they're working
together it
7:50
shouldn't be a political but
I've just
7:52
what I want to know shouldn't be
7:54
political but let me go always
are you
7:56
getting the support that you
need from
7:57
the federal government what I
am hearing
7:59
from state officials is that the
8:01
collaboration is very positive
so I
8:04
think you know really that's
that's all
8:07
I can say about
8:08
we want to continue to increase
8:10
cooperation the public is
relying on us
8:12
to work together as
collaboratively and
8:15
effectively as we can
8:16
and she's echoing the sentiment
of the
8:18
Governor of California Gavin
Newsom who
8:20
allowed Hell to freeze over
briefly yeah
8:23
we had a cut we had a private
8:24
conversation but he said we're
gonna do
8:25
the right thing and you have my
support
8:27
all of our support logistically
and
8:30
otherwise so before he made
those
8:32
statements publicly I had a
private
8:34
conversation with him around
4:30 West
8:38
Coast time and he said
everything that I
8:42
could have hoped for and we had
a very
8:45
long conversation and every
single thing
8:48
he said they followed through
on so I'm
8:50
I'm just not interested in and
finding
8:53
daylight on those statements
because
8:55
every single thing his
administration
8:58
and it starts at the top
including the
9:01
vice president has been
consistent with
9:03
the expectation that we
repatriate these
9:07
passengers and we do it in a
way that
9:08
does justice to the spirit that
defines
9:11
the best of our country and the
state of
9:12
California I fell over
backwards from
9:15
this fantasy of course you know
9:18
California was the first state
to
9:19
declare an emergency they've
got the
9:21
money flowing in let's see Ohio
House
9:23
Ohio doing John Kasich
Republican the
9:28
never Trump or at least on the
surface
9:30
he's a never Trump or always at
never
9:32
Trump ER and and Don Lemon
tried to rile
9:34
him up come on I gotta get
someone who
9:36
hates the president I just got
to say it
9:39
the president came out to calm
people's
9:41
fears he didn't do a good job
of it
9:43
because they've had to come
back and
9:44
clarify it several times and if
this has
9:47
been going on tonight for them
to get it
9:49
great we need straight actually
an
9:52
ovation from this president and
this
9:54
administration and we're not
getting it
9:56
and I don't understand why you
are
9:57
tiptoeing around it he came out
minutes
10:00
left
10:01
oh don't worry that happens
very rarely
10:03
and he doesn't get it right I'm
gonna
10:06
tell you first of all he read
it and
10:07
somebody that wrote this book I
don't
10:09
want to get into that yeah what
was
10:12
the president can I finish now
no you
10:16
can't because wait you weren't
here I
10:20
don't want you to I don't want
you to go
10:22
on and deflect and talk about
something
10:24
else because we're here to talk
about
10:26
the president's address and and
you said
10:28
that someone else wrote it he's
the
10:30
president even if something
else he
10:32
wanted it should I know he did
and he
10:34
has to be respond done he put
he put
10:37
this thing out because there
was some
10:39
confusion out there okay and
what I look
10:45
look I would I'm trying to say
to you
10:47
dawn we got to move down the
road
10:49
looking back doesn't get things
fixed
10:52
we're not looking back the
president's
10:54
address tonight
10:58
that is the newest information
tonight's
11:02
address I think it was fine
that's what
11:06
I think two or three times you
think
11:12
that's fine look I thought he
did fine
11:15
that's what I thought I thought
he had
11:17
the right tone and he no longer
played
11:19
around with we're gonna blame
Democrats
11:21
or were forget this up I hope
he's
11:24
trying to move forward because
he
11:26
understands the seriousness of
this
11:28
situation now the fact that they
11:30
clarified it isn't unusual in a
speech
11:33
for somebody to clarify
something okay
11:35
but I don't think that the tone
he
11:38
showed tonight takes away from
some
11:40
clarification I think he sent a
serious
11:43
tone that's what I wanted out
of him for
11:45
a long time and I think we got
it John
11:47
that's what I think I can be
serious
11:49
here until you four plus four
equals 85
11:54
Don needs a vacation man he
really needs
11:57
a rest reporter is this not a
reporter
12:01
it'sit's the view for CNN's
late-night
12:04
overnight if you want some
12:07
politicization of it for that
we need to
12:09
go to CNN where our brand-new
12:13
correspondent no contributor is
Andrew
12:17
yang former presidential
hopeful who
12:19
loses all credibility by doing
this
12:22
thing makes you appreciate a
functional
12:24
government like a global
pandemic yes
12:28
I've always said that yeah
that's and I
12:31
know you're right I mean none
of us
12:32
there's very few people who
have seen
12:33
what happens when a society
12:36
you know has the potential to
really
12:39
burst at the seams yeah yeah
Joe Biden's
12:42
argument has been about sort of
a return
12:44
to moral normalcy but it's also
going to
12:46
begin to look like a return to
12:48
competence because Trump
Republicans
12:51
have been running the
government in sort
12:52
of an anti-government frame
which is not
12:55
what you want when you're
dealing with a
12:57
health crisis and we all know
when Joe
13:00
becomes our president he's
going to
13:02
bring back many of the Obama
alums who
13:05
are really really competent and
13:08
technocratic hunger for that in
the days
13:12
to come among many many
Americans if the
13:15
corona virus continues to grow
I'm
13:18
hungry for some technocrats I
cannot
13:20
wait now here here's what I
would have
13:24
recommended the President to
stop a
13:27
second I understand now that
Biden is
13:29
going to bring into the White
House
13:31
Obama's mom Michelle's mom so
yes you'll
13:38
be living with them exactly
exactly
13:40
now what's happening and I've
and thank
13:44
you everybody producers from
around the
13:46
world are sending reports and
I've been
13:47
reading them all night Tina the
keeper
13:50
and I looking at everything
comparing
13:52
first of all it seems like the
test kits
13:55
are really not available
anywhere
13:58
they're you know they are
available of
14:00
course but this this is not
like a spit
14:02
in the tube 23andme which I
think people
14:05
think that that's what it is
odd done ID
14:07
coronavirus but yes know what
am i doing
14:09
and these things take several
days it's
14:12
unpleasant to have it done it
does have
14:14
to be done by someone who knows
how to
14:17
swab you deep in your nose so
those down
14:21
the throat yeah it's it's not a
pleasant
14:23
experience but it's you know
it's not
14:26
like everyone else in the world
has test
14:28
kits so let's just get off of
that
14:31
Belgium
14:33
what I love seeing is that the
American
14:37
people are not that I think
they've
14:40
dropped looking at a lot of
just like
14:43
okay whatever we're taking
matters into
14:45
our own hands and I'm seeing
companies
14:48
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14:50
organizations all kinds of
groups and
14:54
it's kind of a similar messages
all
14:56
right we're all gonna do the
best we can
14:58
we're gonna hunker down for a
couple of
15:00
weeks to flatten the curve this
is the
15:04
term you've got to be on a
lookout for
15:05
flatten the curve of the
infection
15:09
bell curve and then we'll get
through
15:12
this okay and I did although I
don't
15:15
think it's necessary
15:16
I encourage this let's just all
okay for
15:19
two weeks we'll do as little as
we can
15:21
you know try not to you know go
to
15:24
places where you could get or
transmit
15:27
and that's what the president
should
15:29
have said look we're Americans
we know
15:31
how to do this a couple weeks
well I'll
15:33
just do the best we can check
on your
15:34
neighbor can't get any
groceries form
15:37
we're coming together that way
I really
15:39
see that happening but the
president
15:41
didn't give any of that message
I think
15:43
people are going to start
ignoring
15:44
everything or the people's
amygdalas are
15:48
just going to explode and
they're going
15:50
to freak out and that's
unavoidable and
15:52
they're everywhere around us I
don't
15:55
know they're not ignoring
anything
15:57
around here everybody's working
from
15:58
home I had my hair cut
yesterday the
16:01
guys packed he's gonna go have
an
16:02
operation I couldn't get any
well no
16:04
cancellations no problem so I
go over
16:06
they get the haircut this area
of
16:09
Oakland Elmwood district has
just always
16:12
jam-packed parking on the
street the
16:16
parking lot itself was dead
empty the
16:19
hair salon I was the only one
in there
16:22
yeah and there's a lot of
reports about
16:23
that everybody's hunkered down
it's
16:26
hilarious that's what I'm
saying that's
16:29
what I'm saying it's like this
is a good
16:31
idea do that that's what
Americans do
16:33
we're bonding together
16:34
don't listen all this other
crap and
16:36
we're probably going to be okay
and this
16:39
and everything else is maybe the
16:41
recommendations stay off of
social media
16:44
because
16:45
just people are making each
other sick
16:47
just by talking about it
they've been
16:49
doing that for years their
amygdalas the
16:53
rest of it so I did pick up a
few clips
16:56
because we're gonna talk about
this I do
16:59
have the some clips because the
you what
17:02
you're the one that actually
comes up
17:03
with this the idea that you're
always
17:05
worked about the fact that when
there's
17:07
a shooting or there's something
street
17:10
that happens yeah I know you're
going to
17:11
talk about event 201 and it's
not like
17:13
we didn't discuss it but I'm
glad you
17:15
pulled clips that's nice I have
clips
17:16
yes so since you immediately
immediately
17:21
say I are trying to say I
didn't pay
17:23
attention to it I'm pushing
back I
17:25
didn't say that oh I said
you're the
17:29
count you're the one that's
always
17:30
pointed out that there's always
these
17:33
pre events that take place
before a real
17:35
event and I and there's one
that took
17:37
place with the cove in nineteen
yes
17:40
which is called event 201 which
was put
17:43
on by John Hopkins I also got
some more
17:46
details about some of the money
behind
17:48
this and one of the guys behind
it
17:51
poisonous gates money it turns
out
17:54
really be the open philanthropy
money
17:58
he's was part of it so was the
boats
18:02
even better it's even better if
it's
18:03
Soros not Soros oh I'm sorry
you said
18:06
open philanthropy oh not open
18:09
yes who was open philanthropy
Dustin
18:12
Moskovitz and Kerry tuna
18:15
aye Dustin is a 2% owner of
Facebook
18:18
he's the guys that he was at
Harvard and
18:20
then he became a billionaire
he's never
18:22
done anything and then he
married this
18:24
is this kind of a Trump hater
name Kerry
18:27
tuna and she's now we're kind
of imagine
18:30
this is my fiancee Kerry tuna
18:33
Kerry tuna and she's kept her
name Kerry
18:36
tuna I don't know why but she
did she's
18:39
on top 40 radio a bunch of
different
18:41
operations and it ends up with
open
18:43
philanthropy which has a huge
endowment
18:45
and a and their goal is unlike
other
18:49
muscat says that unlike all
these other
18:51
things where you you know you
set it up
18:55
so there's an endowment forever
you know
18:57
set it up so there's money no
no we're
18:59
setting this up to spend it all
oh no in
19:01
what time frame this is before
they die
19:05
Oh perfect they want to be both
when
19:08
they die they're gonna die
broke so so
19:12
there's no difference between
these
19:13
billionaires and us that's
pretty good
19:15
yeah well their case it's one
of the two
19:19
so the thing is actually out of
the
19:22
Center for Health security
which is a
19:24
Johns Hopkins operation and
Johns
19:28
Hopkins is kind of seems to me
over the
19:30
years has turned to a front for
USAID
19:32
and the CIA and I say that
because our
19:36
economic hitman is working
right there
19:37
yes we have people on boots on
the
19:40
ground but it's like it's and
they have
19:43
their there's very interesting
over the
19:46
years has become a very spooky
place and
19:48
so they did this thing called
event 201
19:52
an event 201 was a was a and
you can
19:57
look it up just look up event
201 it was
20:00
and throw out in the open era
hiding
20:02
anything it was two months or a
month or
20:04
two months or a month and a
half before
20:05
the breakout of the corona
virus and it
20:09
was a simulation of a breakout
of the
20:12
corona virus crazy how that
works and so
20:16
I have about four clips and I
have a
20:17
couple of bonus clips later
that talk
20:21
about it here for example this
is the
20:23
event tool and you have to
remember
20:25
everything here it was a half
day event
20:29
and it was a simulation and it
was a
20:31
table read kind of a head of a
TV show
20:34
and it was this the scenario
for what
20:37
actually took place so let's
listen to
20:39
the intro this event 201 intro
to the
20:41
event the goal of the event 201
exercise
20:44
is to illustrate if the
potential
20:46
consequences of a pandemic the
event 201
20:50
scenario is fictional but it's
based on
20:53
public health principles
epidemiologic
20:56
modeling and assessment of past
20:57
outbreaks in other words we've
created a
21:00
pandemic that could
realistically occur
21:02
and for those interested in our
21:05
assumptions we will have a lot
of the
21:07
background research and of the
scenario
21:09
publicly a
21:10
available on our event 2a1
website at
21:13
the conclusion of the exercise
the
21:16
policy discussions the
challenges to be
21:18
discussed in this exercise
represent
21:20
controversial high stakes
issues that
21:23
would require high-level input
from
21:25
business and government leaders
so just
21:28
a few housekeeping notes before
we get
21:30
started for our in-person
audience
21:33
please do silence all your
electronic
21:36
devices but you may tweet add
hashtag
21:39
event to Oh excellent
21:44
you made tweet so they go on
and then
21:47
they CCC interest okay we're
ready to
21:49
rock and so they go with the
they go
21:54
with the movie they did they
present
21:57
them here's how it works
21:59
they presented a movie about
how it
22:01
started and then they have a
news of
22:03
phony newscast from GNN and
that and if
22:08
the newscast goes on about it
about it
22:10
and then they have and then
they go it's
22:12
like they might as well ring a
bell and
22:13
go okay now it's three weeks
later
22:15
here's where we are but let's
listen to
22:17
the movie of how this whole
thing got
22:19
started and with that here in
New York
22:22
and online
22:23
welcome to event 201 it began in
22:26
healthy-looking pigs months
perhaps
22:29
years ago
22:31
a new coronavirus spreads
silently
22:34
within hers gradually farmers
started
22:38
getting sick infected people
got a
22:41
respiratory illness with
symptoms
22:42
ranging from mild flu-like
signs to
22:45
severe pneumonia the sickest
required
22:48
intensive care many who died at
first
22:52
the spread was limited to those
with
22:54
close contacts health care
personnel
22:57
co-workers and Families but now
it's
22:59
spreading rapidly throughout
local
23:02
communities international
travel has
23:05
turned local epidemics into a
pandemic
23:08
spanning the globe just three
months ago
23:11
caps started in South America
but has
23:13
now reached several countries
with more
23:16
than 30,000 cases and nearly
2,000
23:19
deaths have we gotten any
terrifying
23:24
numbers out of South America
anything
23:26
from Mexico I mean do
everything nothing
23:28
right nothing Africa still as
good as
23:32
nothing likes can't get it well
the
23:36
weather seems to have an effect
on it
23:38
and it's not supposed to I
thought it
23:42
was well it'll all be over when
the
23:44
weather gets warmer no no they
said to
23:47
initially and they reiterated
this this
23:50
is not weather dependent it
will not
23:52
build where was this really
iterated it
23:55
was reiterated over and over I
didn't
23:57
even bother to clip but I
thought you
23:59
knew that no I had heard quite
the
24:02
opposite actually no you've
never heard
24:03
that yes I did hear quite the
young as
24:06
you did here you're gonna
you're hearing
24:08
other stuff like for example I
heard
24:10
this the other day on the radio
oh it
24:13
turns out that they just by the
way I
24:17
don't know why you're
argumentative
24:19
because this is all fitting in
the u.s.
24:21
argumentative I'm just telling
you what
24:22
I read well I heard on the
radio this
24:26
little ditty which you really
got to me
24:28
was oh you know it the thing is
the
24:30
seasonal flu is worse because
it spreads
24:32
faster this is from one of
these local
24:35
experts yeah well that's not
the way
24:38
we're Desilu know we were told
24:41
I don't know if you remember
not but I
24:43
was remember it they were told
that this
24:45
is virulent one person will
give it to
24:48
three people and three people
give it to
24:49
nine people and on and on and
it was
24:52
gonna go like a bat out of hell
in fact
24:54
this event 201 kind of
projected it to
24:59
be that way to which well I was
waiting
25:03
everywhere from like CBS News
and Duke
25:06
University that they think that
it will
25:08
affect the spread I believe
this is new
25:11
I believe this is playing into
your
25:15
scenario which is this whole
thing is
25:16
bogus and it's gonna end in
April first
25:19
oh no I'm snow April six I'm
still on my
25:21
April six time row sixth yeah
it was one
25:24
I said one month after the
signing of
25:27
the eight point three billion
dollars
25:28
after my birthday my birthday
is on
25:30
April 5th for anybody wanting
to help to
25:32
show out I mean they're saying
that
25:38
there is a lot there lots of
reports
25:41
that warmer where there will
stop this
25:43
so and it doesn't matter I'm
just saying
25:47
you know don't tell me I
haven't read
25:49
that cuz I did well I'm saying
you
25:50
didn't read it I'm saying is
playing
25:52
into your scenario but I'm not
I'm also
25:54
saying that it initially it
never it
25:56
said that this was not weather
dependent
25:59
right I could find doc you I'll
find
26:01
documentation if I need to to
prove that
26:03
but whatever the case is it may
or may
26:05
not be weather dependent it
makes
26:06
logical sense when you look at
the map
26:09
except in Australia where they
do have a
26:11
number of cases and then then
more
26:13
recently Tom Hanks
26:14
well now let's just talk about
Tom Hanks
26:17
cuz you can make the prediction
right
26:19
now that by Monday will have
multiple
26:24
celebraties self quarantined so
they may
26:28
may not have the virus but
they'll be
26:30
self quarantined and all over
Instagram
26:33
this is going to be a trend hi
guys hi
26:37
guys Here I am hi guys before
before
26:40
Tommy Hanks was announced I was
talking
26:43
at the table to do this and I
said to
26:45
the kids this is the whole
thing as
26:47
bogus unless some celebrities
get it
26:49
with it Tom Hanks is like why
did you
26:52
have to go straight to the top
right
26:54
away
26:54
build it up slowly give me a
Miley Cyrus
26:57
you know give me I mean maybe
the
26:59
Kardashians they need that for
the show
27:01
that could work very well yeah
go
27:03
straight to Tom Hanks though
that was I
27:05
think they day that was
overdone well
27:07
then she says she mocks me it's
my
27:10
daughter saying what Tom Hanks
says and
27:12
I said well it doesn't count
until he
27:13
dies so now I've changed my
tune to it
27:17
none of this has mean anything
until
27:19
some celebrities drop dead well
you know
27:23
I'm changing the table here
that would
27:28
have worked very well if the
Pope had
27:31
died that would have been the
right
27:32
celebrity that every thought I
mean was
27:34
perfect that didn't happen of
course I
27:37
would say we should keep an eye
on Ruth
27:41
Ginsburg would be someone to
watch ooh
27:44
yeah that I think we should
watch out
27:47
for the only reason I brought
up the
27:48
temperature or the weather
change is you
27:51
know we just turn the weather
machine on
27:53
you know that would be easy to
get rid
27:55
of it I again April 6th the
markets not
27:59
going to be back to normal the
V will
28:01
have started no doubt but the
money's in
28:04
it has to die down it has to
die down we
28:07
cannot we cannot have a
democratic
28:10
Democrat convention with this
under way
28:13
you know this this it will stop
and not
28:17
not that the virus not the
virus will
28:19
stop the track let's go back to
event
28:21
201 and what was predicted and
what they
28:23
were working on to try to what
was their
28:25
their game plan now this is the
third
28:29
clip this is the three weeks
and now
28:31
this is what they they came out
with
28:34
like the bell would ring and
come
28:35
somebody come now or six weeks
and now
28:36
here now you have to remember
what
28:39
happened to the route the real
corona
28:41
the one in China and the
scenario they
28:44
had predicted or they put
together for
28:47
us depending on how you want to
look at
28:49
it this is event 2 a1 this
listen to
28:53
these numbers this is three
weeks in
28:55
which would have been somewhere
around
28:56
not on Oh January 20th you
think well
29:00
yeah although it was already
yeah
29:02
actually January 25th it was
already
29:05
well
29:08
and and the way the scenario
ran was it
29:11
was underreported for the first
while
29:13
and then within three weeks
though it's
29:16
still this is what you got
29:17
welcome back please silence
your phones
29:21
we now pick up the scenario
three weeks
29:23
later at the third meeting of
the board
29:25
on November 29th 2019
29:28
thank you all for reconvening
it short
29:30
notice we need to present to
this board
29:33
a serious new issue related to
the
29:35
economic fallout that is
accruing over
29:38
the pandemic let's start by
getting the
29:40
latest numbers and distribution
from dr.
29:42
rivers the Cape's pandemic
continues to
29:44
grow with more than 1 million
cases and
29:46
an estimated 73,000 deaths
worldwide
29:49
there these are only estimates
because
29:52
many countries are having
trouble
29:54
keeping up with surveillance and
29:55
laboratory testing our models
are
29:58
showing that with this
continued rate of
29:59
spread there may be five and a
half
30:01
million cases and almost
350,000 deaths
30:04
in one month
30:05
the three-month projection is
alarming
30:08
with potential for over 30
million cases
30:10
and 3 million deaths the
Americas are
30:13
still the most severely
affected but
30:15
there are large outbreaks
occurring in
30:16
many countries across the globe
30:18
countries with limited health
care
30:20
infrastructure have seen the
highest
30:22
death rates so far but health
care
30:24
systems in high-income
countries are
30:26
also becoming overwhelmed
financial
30:28
markets have tumbled with all
down
30:30
significantly for the year
economic
30:32
disruptions are being felt
across the
30:34
globe Thank You dr. rivers so
now let's
30:37
look at this recent exchange on
GNN that
30:40
focused on the economic and
financial
30:41
crises that are rippling around
the
30:43
world
30:48
[Music]
30:51
the response to the caps
pandemic is now
30:54
the most expensive international
30:56
emergency ever political
leaders around
31:00
globe are faced with many
impossible
31:02
dilemmas including financial we
have two
31:05
guests today to discuss the
bottom line
31:07
of catastrophic response so just
31:11
listening to this it kind of
mirrors
31:14
what happened they had a much
better
31:17
name
31:17
I think caps is great would
have been
31:20
much better than Cove in
nineteen but if
31:23
they did all this preparation
why was
31:26
where the did this did they
produce a
31:29
paper give it to anybody after
they
31:31
figured all this you can go
look to the
31:33
website give it to anyone in the
31:36
government like hey everybody
got the
31:37
paper you should look at this
the paper
31:41
I don't have it in front of me
but you
31:42
can look it up it's just this
but it's
31:44
lame right but they don't you
don't have
31:46
it here I'll give you the gist
of it we
31:49
need more globalization we need
more
31:52
cooperation between governments
and
31:54
corporations yeah say that
again yeah
31:57
global eyes we need because
this is a
31:59
global thing we got to
internationalize
32:02
that we need more cooperation
remember
32:03
the old cooperation between
governments
32:06
and corporations yes this is
the old bro
32:09
this is the opposite of what is
32:12
happening and people are now
aware that
32:15
globalization is a part of the
problem
32:17
and we're not stupid by the way
Tom
32:20
Hanks's went askew Tom Hanks
his kid
32:24
Chet then now he's a he's a
rapper or
32:27
hip hopper I'm not quite sure
he's
32:29
completely tatted up except for
I'm sure
32:31
not his neck and face I don't
think his
32:33
parents will allow that and he
is he so
32:38
he does this 33 second video in
fact it
32:41
cuts at this it should be 34
seconds but
32:44
he literally cut he one of his
main
32:47
tattoos in the middle of his
chest is
32:48
the all-seeing eye and I and I
have to
32:51
say that throughout the
reporting on
32:54
coronavirus the number 33 is
everywhere
32:58
it's 33 cases 33 diagnosed 33
it's 30
33:02
three is all over the place
then we've
33:05
always seen that as some kind
of code a
33:07
message it's really prevalent
right now
33:10
and here's the 33 second video
from the
33:14
all-seeing eye kid what's up
everyone
33:16
um yeah it's true my parents got
33:19
coronavirus crazy they're both
down in
33:22
Australia right now because my
dad was
33:24
shooting a movie down there but
I just
33:26
got off the phone with them
they both
33:29
are fine they're not even that
sick
33:31
they're not worried about it
they're not
33:33
tripping but they're going
through the
33:34
necessary health precautions
obviously
33:36
but I don't think it's anything
to be
33:38
too worried about I appreciate
33:40
everyone's concern and the well
wishes
33:42
but I think it's all going to
be all
33:46
right but I appreciate it and
just have
33:49
it cuts off 33 seconds exactly
and I
33:53
actually went on it I went on a
quest to
33:55
to find mainstream interviews
with
33:58
people who are suffering have
suffered
34:01
family members etc I almost
unfindable
34:05
for on YouTube for mainstream
news
34:09
organizations that interviewed
people
34:11
with pretty much the same
results which
34:15
is yeah you know so I mean I
can play a
34:17
few but let's get back to the
event 201
34:23
here's the end is the wrap the
wrap so
34:28
as you can see the caps
pandemic was
34:31
catastrophic and as we've said
the
34:34
impact of a severe pandemic is
not only
34:37
a result of the disease itself
but
34:39
really the cascading economic
and
34:41
societal consequences that
would follow
34:43
now we don't want to give you
the
34:45
impression that traditional
public
34:47
health measures aren't valuable
because
34:49
they absolutely are in fact in
the
34:52
200-some outbreaks that w-h-o
responds
34:55
to each year interventions such
as
34:58
isolation of the sick social
distancing
35:03
disease surveillance really do
help to
35:07
interrupt the spread of disease
and
35:09
control epidemics before they
become
35:11
pandemics but in a savvy
35:14
fast-moving pandemic it may not
be
35:16
possible to contain the spread
through
35:18
these kinds of traditional
measures and
35:20
as we saw in the scenario it
there's a
35:23
limit to what government NGOs
and global
35:26
business can do on the fly to
stop a
35:29
widespread and lethal pandemic
that's
35:32
why prior planning and
promotion of
35:34
routine public-private
cooperation in
35:36
advance of the next pandemic is
really
35:38
critical well that's interesting
35:41
Governor Cuomo certainly took
that to
35:45
heart we get to that I want to
get just
35:50
bring a couple of little things
that bug
35:52
me about this whole thing
besides the
35:54
fact that looked like a
playbook and it
35:57
was one of these things that
took place
36:00
just before an event this was
at CBS I
36:03
saw this guy over and over and
over
36:05
again on the different networks
and
36:07
every place else pandemic
expert on CBS
36:10
play this is on Norah O'Donnell
show
36:12
yeah hold on a second here we go
36:16
and we want to bring in dr. Tom
36:19
Ingoldsby he's the director of
Johns
36:20
Hopkins center for health
security you
36:22
might have seen dr. Inglesby on
60
36:24
minutes on Sunday so great so
this is
36:25
the guy who was part of event
201 then
36:27
he was at Johns Hopkins he
would have
36:30
known about it right part of it
doctor
36:33
thank you so much for joining
us today
36:36
the w-h-o declaring coronavirus
that
36:39
pandemic and then we heard dr.
Fauci of
36:41
the nih say that this is ten
times
36:44
deadlier than the seasonal flu
that's a
36:46
pretty serious message doctor
yeah it is
36:49
a serious message both the
pandemic
36:50
announcement is serious I think
mostly
36:53
for countries in the world that
haven't
36:55
had cases yet to kind of make
sure that
36:57
they're they're clear that this
epidemic
36:59
will affect them but dr.
pouches and his
37:04
discussion about the
seriousness of this
37:06
virus as compared to seasonal
flu I
37:08
think he's absolutely right
37:10
yeah this is this this times 10
is
37:13
constant is a the the issue I
have with
37:17
the numbers is of course the
numbers the
37:20
denominator for seasonal flu
37:24
is the people who have died of
flu or
37:27
pneumonia so you're adding a
lot in
37:32
there so either it's very
underreported
37:35
the number of seasonal flu
deaths or
37:39
we're going to see a much lower
ratio
37:43
with this pandemic was not not
to bring
37:47
that issue in but it was to
point out
37:49
that this guy no I gotcha
Inglesby was
37:52
at not only at the event and
play event
37:55
201 bonus one but what I'm
actually
38:00
agreeing with you I'm saying
that his
38:03
message what he just gave there
is the
38:04
same one everyone's using the
role of
38:06
the pandemic emergency board
members
38:08
here in New York and with that
let's
38:11
welcome our participants and
invite them
38:13
into the room Tom Ingoldsby
from Johns
38:16
Hopkins center for health
security yeah
38:19
the guy is jizan all over
himself he
38:22
can't believe here he still
he's the
38:26
only one that knows the
scenario hit
38:28
that was mentioned this here he
is just
38:30
opening the whole event right
here bonus
38:32
- good morning and thank you
all for
38:35
being part of this pandemic
emergency
38:38
board we're at the start of
what's
38:41
looking like it will be a severe
38:42
pandemic and there are problems
emerging
38:45
that can only be solved by
global
38:47
business and governments working
38:49
together the global community
has been
38:52
working to respond to this
pandemic
38:54
since its recognition but it's
health
38:58
and economic impacts have
become more
39:00
severe the World Economic Forum
has
39:03
convened this board because of
your
39:05
combined expertise your
backgrounds and
39:08
your global voice we will need
all of
39:11
you to help us respond to
urgent policy
39:14
crises that are emerging the
purpose of
39:17
this board is to advise leaders
and
39:20
national governments global
business and
39:21
international organizations on
the
39:25
response to the pandemic
particularly
39:27
focused on international
problems that
39:30
require collaboration between
business
39:31
and government the
recommendations will
39:34
be critical and will be
promulgated and
39:37
communicated
39:38
at the end of this meeting
global global
39:42
this guy was on 60 minutes the
week
39:45
before he was on 60 minutes
Australia
39:47
from what I can tell he has and
if you
39:50
look him up and look at all his
youtubes
39:52
he goes back years going on and
on about
39:55
these pandemics that are gonna
come and
39:57
he's managed to hit the home
run when he
39:59
ran into Moskowitz and and and
Miss tuna
40:02
and loaded up their operation
with a lot
40:06
of money and in fact you look
at their
40:07
sponsors it's unbelievable do
get Gates
40:10
money they got everybody's
money they
40:12
put this event to oh one thing
on and to
40:15
make it you know and then all
of a
40:17
sudden the next thing you know
we have a
40:19
pandemic pretty much similar
it's
40:21
similar in terms of the virus
being
40:23
implemented and and we're all
in a panic
40:26
that stock markets crashed the
whole
40:28
world's gotten into a tizzy I
don't
40:31
think it worked out anything
like this
40:32
predicted or what they think
how it
40:34
should go which is a global
governance
40:37
and a whole you know
cooperation between
40:39
this and that in fact when you
listen to
40:41
the whole event to oh one thing
there
40:43
was none of them did anything
that's
40:45
happening right now with this
event is
40:48
nothing like what they
predicted they
40:50
didn't expect toilet paper
shortages
40:53
people buying water so first of
all this
40:58
kind of this is why I never
clipped it
41:01
and while I wasn't that
interested
41:02
although I'm very I like that
this guy
41:05
is the expert that everyone's
bringing
41:08
on that I didn't expect the
it's like
41:11
people saying we're going into
a bear
41:14
market eventually you're right
and then
41:16
you're gonna you're gonna be on
TV every
41:19
single day so they were right
about the
41:21
pandemic which I think anyone
could have
41:23
said will have some kind of
pandemic we
41:25
have him every every election
year so
41:27
it's not that hard to predict
they had
41:30
it to the event was two months
before
41:31
this one took place it was six
months
41:33
before we would have been
saying the
41:34
same thing like wow if it was a
year
41:36
before I mean to me I don't
think you're
41:40
suggesting that this was a
complete that
41:42
coronavirus is a hoax
41:46
no the coronavirus exists it's
killing
41:51
people but it's not beyond the
41:53
government so especially right
if you
41:56
lived in the Bay Area where
they used to
41:57
gas people just occasionally
with all
42:00
kinds of different chemicals to
see how
42:01
they'd react I mean it's as
though the
42:03
medical establishments got a
few dr.
42:05
mangle is in it I don't I
wouldn't be
42:08
surprised if this was just a
run a an
42:12
actual run as opposed to a dry
run of a
42:15
real pandemic I'm not seeing
evidence of
42:17
it that is that's a real
pandemic well a
42:21
pimp fight they're dead in
Italy I mean
42:23
what's our latest report from
Willow
42:25
well if you list the Scott
Adams who's
42:27
that all panicked about this by
the way
42:29
most recently he's talking
about the
42:31
dead being piled up no bullshit
42:35
I'm in constant contact with my
sister
42:37
Willow who lives in feed ends
near
42:40
Florence and in fact she gave
me kind of
42:43
a blow-by-blow as the Prime
Minister the
42:46
Prime Minister President came
on their
42:48
president came on television
last night
42:50
and said okay here's what we're
doing
42:52
it's not a total shit you never
hear
42:53
total shutdown in Italy no it's
not a
42:56
total shutdown if you're
driving around
42:58
it could be going to work it's
okay if
43:01
you can stay at home please
stay at home
43:04
they are closing restaurants
which is
43:07
that's a problem that I think
they
43:09
already were supposed to close
after six
43:12
o'clock if you are going out
then you
43:16
have to have a self declaration
form
43:18
which you can print off right
off the
43:20
internet fill it out now of
course
43:23
there's that people are jittery
so weird
43:25
stuff happens but otherwise
there's
43:28
inconvenience of the grocery
store where
43:30
you only they only let a few
people in
43:33
at a time but there's no
mention even in
43:37
it now there's a lot of
conspiracy
43:38
theories in Italy and there's
and
43:42
there's a number of them which
I some of
43:44
them I actually kind of like
the big one
43:46
for the Italians is this was
this is a
43:50
bio weapon deployed by China
because
43:53
they want to buy up the country
and it's
43:56
happening already Italy has
been selling
43:58
out to China in fact another
conspiracy
44:00
theory claims that because
Italy was the
44:05
first one the first country in
the EU to
44:08
open up their their hearts
their minds
44:12
and their wallets to the belt
and road
44:14
initiative as we've discussed
many times
44:16
that this was a punishment so
this so
44:20
first we punished China for
just for
44:24
being Chinese and then any
collaborators
44:27
including the Italians where we
give
44:29
them a dose of their own
medicine the
44:31
the one I also like is the 5g
conspiracy
44:35
theory that 5g is being tested
they
44:38
turned up the power to see how
people
44:41
would respond in Wuhan and of
course at
44:44
a certain point there's too
much RF
44:46
radiation and people start to
get sick
44:47
there is there's reams of
internet
44:50
material on this how you can
get sick
44:53
from radio frequency the
overpowered
44:57
radio frequency near your body
and you
45:01
know just for good measure they
tested
45:03
it out in Italy as well where
they're
45:04
deploying 5g so there's a lot
of these
45:06
types of theories but it's not
she says
45:09
the same thing says people are
panicking
45:12
the toilet paper I've looked
into this
45:16
and and if if you people
listening not
45:20
you John but if you went out
and got
45:22
toilet paper if you were
seriously
45:25
thinking about it your amygdala
is
45:28
inflamed at at best and probably
45:31
enlarged to a degree this is a
control
45:34
mechanism this is pretty good
articles
45:36
about the psychology of it of
course if
45:38
you're really going to be shut
in you're
45:40
not gonna use the toilet paper
is not
45:42
handy because you need food
things to
45:45
drink and you know other
important
45:47
things that you could think of
but no
45:49
toilet paper is because people
are very
45:51
confused feel out of control
they see
45:55
people doing stuff and this is
all from
45:59
in a large amygdala perspective
just as
46:01
if someone in front of you is
walking
46:03
through the woods and they jump
because
46:05
they think you they saw a snake
you'll
46:07
probably jump to and the toilet
paper
46:09
rolls are
46:11
because it's big and it gives
you a very
46:14
good feeling when you can take
big
46:16
control of something like okay
I'm in
46:19
control yeah I've got big thing
taking
46:21
that back it's it's complete
panic
46:25
that is set in when people do
these
46:27
things but again no dead bodies
it this
46:32
is the same thing we heard from
China
46:34
that they were incinerating
bodies and
46:36
it showed up on on satellite
pictures
46:40
yes that's how bad it is
46:42
now I'm not believing it every
single
46:45
video this is just where you
have event
46:47
201 I have a huge problem with
the
46:50
complete lack of mainstream
interviews
46:53
with any victims you could just
go look
46:56
for it and and you know we
interview
47:00
lotto winners will do anything
to get a
47:03
human interest story anything
tears
47:08
report from New Zealand
incapacitated
47:10
needing help to breathe and
surrounded
47:12
by doctors in hazmat suits is
perhaps
47:15
the go-to image of those
infected with
47:17
coronavirus not so for Rebecca
Fraser
47:20
who has conferred 19 as it's
now known
47:23
curiously she looks just fine
she's
47:26
relation in a Tokyo hospital
after
47:28
testing positive for the virus
while on
47:31
board the Diamond Princess
cruise ship
47:33
that's now docked in Yokohama
and in
47:36
lockdown for 14 days her
husband's still
47:39
stuck on board Rebecca says
she's
47:41
shocked she has tested positive
for the
47:43
deadly virus given how fit and
well she
47:46
feels just can't believe it
can't
47:48
believe this happening to you I
you know
47:52
not one to freak out though
it's not
47:54
like I broke down in tears or
anything
47:56
like that or screaming and
yelling I
47:57
just took it for what it was
and you
48:01
know come to the hospital and
yeah well
48:03
did you feel unwell do you feel
unwell I
48:06
know I never really felt unwell
I had a
48:10
little bit of a cough and when
they told
48:13
me and when I got here I had a
bit of a
48:16
fever but all of that has
normalized and
48:19
I have no symptoms and I think
this is
48:21
part of the problem is they
just can't
48:23
get a horrible story out of
anybody
48:26
Crestview Florida and tonight in
48:28
Okaloosa County woman who tested
48:29
positive for corona virus while
on the
48:31
Diamond Princess cruise ship in
Japan is
48:34
back home Janette red Baldo
spent
48:37
several weeks quarantined at the
48:38
hospital in Japan and was
eventually
48:40
cleared by the CDC
48:42
Rivaldo talked exclusively with
channel
48:45
three's renee Beninati and
renee how is
48:47
she doing tonight
48:48
April tonight where Baldo is
back home
48:51
and crest for you and healthy
she tells
48:53
me she was quarantined in Asia
for close
48:55
to a month after catching the
corona
48:58
virus I cried when I thought it
it
49:02
really brought a lot of emotion
49:05
Jeannette Rivaldo showing us
the Get
49:07
Well notes that now filled her
home I
49:10
hadn't felt bad I never worried
about my
49:12
safety or my health but all
these people
49:15
were sending so much love
49:17
Rivaldo was one of close to
4,000 people
49:20
aboard the Diamond Princess
cruise ship
49:22
and then the top hit on YouTube
or you
49:24
know google video does the same
NBC News
49:27
the only one I could find from
NBC
49:30
what's weird about the symptoms
and
49:32
seems to be true for almost
everybody is
49:35
I went days without going I
have the
49:38
virus and all of a sudden just
clicking
49:40
my fingers I jumped from normal
49:42
temperature to 100 in this rain
I
49:44
developed a small dry cough but
unlike
49:48
colds or other other foods that
have had
49:51
there was no stopping mist of
the nose
49:53
no nose drip no sneezing no
body aches
49:57
no chills
49:58
so that was the weird part of
this my
50:02
worst symptom was the fever and
that had
50:04
for only about eight hours and
then like
50:07
every fever after that I was
drained
50:09
dealing with Marchak
50:11
I definitely dehydrated there
are no
50:14
antibiotics for this so they
were
50:16
pumping me up with a ton of
Gatorade
50:18
I've been through every color
of the
50:20
rainbow of Gatorade to
50:23
myself hydrated and other than
having
50:26
the drink cause that's don't
persist
50:28
it's getting better now
50:32
virus so I'm just fine geez JC
has what
50:38
I think is a corona virus out
and the
50:42
description that woman has
pretty much
50:44
the same description exactly
your son JC
50:46
has it you say you think he
yeah yeah
50:48
well he could be the flu - it
could be
50:51
something but hey whatever is
exactly
50:52
what she said it was it's the
same thing
50:54
you're not debilitated and you
get this
50:57
stupid coffee which is annoying
and but
51:00
the thing is they will not give
him a
51:03
test exactly this is the same
thing in
51:05
Rotterdam is it possible that
they won't
51:07
give the test because they
don't want to
51:09
see the real numbers no I know
what I
51:13
understand well it's a easier
to deal
51:16
with if you don't have to deal
with real
51:18
numbers it might be that it's
more
51:19
common than we think it might
not even
51:21
be new if you really go out
there and
51:23
start testing so I don't know
the answer
51:28
to that but I know that around
the world
51:31
I'm getting the same report
someone says
51:33
hey I think I have a corona
virus I have
51:36
symptoms they call their doctor
they go
51:39
to the hospital and they are
turned away
51:40
and say okay self quarantine we
need to
51:44
use tests for people who are
have weak
51:48
immune systems or are elderly
51:51
etc we have no time for you so
to me it
51:55
sounds like yeah there's tests
it's not
51:58
any again it's not an easy test
it's not
51:59
spitting a test tube the real
virus is
52:03
of the mind and it's
propagating through
52:05
mainstream media and online
we're all
52:08
we're not even talking about
people with
52:10
just numbers here's a chart
here are
52:12
some numbers
52:12
I got another chart over here
look at
52:14
this ooh but this happened and
oh this
52:16
is more it's more dangerous
than that
52:18
this is all a bunch here let me
give you
52:20
some real numbers deadly
diseases
52:24
there's a nice chart that I've
put in
52:27
the in the show notes
52:30
so this is what is the
denominator here
52:37
disease deaths per day
worldwide number
52:40
one disease death worldwide as
of the
52:45
according to the winter Lancet
9th of
52:48
March okay a guess
52:54
heart disease tuberculosis both
52:58
tuberculosis is number one three
53:00
thousand fourteen deaths per
day number
53:02
two hepatitis B number three by
the way
53:07
if anything should be
quarantined it's
53:09
somebody wouldn't tuberculosis
yeah
53:12
pneumonia twenty-two hundred a
day
53:15
hiv/aids this is much higher
than I
53:18
expected 2,100 a day
53:20
malaria mm she GLE osis
53:26
what is shigellosis never heard
of this
53:31
well I don't want it cuz it
kills 1600
53:34
people a day rotavirus 1200
seasonal flu
53:37
one thousand people a day
norovirus 548
53:42
whooping cough 440 Typho
typhoid 396
53:46
cholera 392 meningitis 329
measles 247
53:51
rabies 162 yellow fever 82 and
there it
53:54
is clocking in at 56 a day
kovat 19 so
53:59
we don't understand scale as
human
54:01
beings but we're being we're
being
54:07
abused
54:08
we're being abused by the
system by
54:11
people with tons of agendas I
mean oh my
54:15
god I mean that they're pushing
through
54:17
another bill today probably by
the time
54:19
we hear this I'll have had a
chance to
54:21
read it money it's money oh
there's also
54:23
more going on this was on the
floor the
54:28
other day because of course the
Patriot
54:31
Act still has to be renewed you
didn't
54:33
see any of that going on except
I have
54:36
this little clip madam Speaker
I have an
54:38
amendment at the desk to
correct the
54:39
name of the bill amendment to
HR 61 72
54:44
offered by mr. buck of Colorado
and then
54:46
the title so as to read a bill
to be
54:49
known as the federal initiative
to spy
54:51
on Americans if I said at least
we still
54:56
have some humor here and there
so
55:02
actually here is now Pelosi in
that this
55:05
is also political Trump asked
for
55:09
something very big he said
let's have a
55:12
payroll tax holiday for the
rest of the
55:15
year which conservatively is
about a
55:17
million up trillion dollars
less in the
55:20
coffers of the United States
Treasury
55:23
this has been rejected flat out
by the
55:26
Democrats by apparently some
Republicans
55:29
as well
55:30
I personally although I've I
would love
55:35
to try modern monetary theory
at this
55:37
point I wouldn't mind giving
that a shot
55:38
who gives a shit
55:39
what do we got to lose we have
to do it
55:42
one one way or the other we
have to try
55:45
one of these huge liquidity
injections
55:48
although obviously I'm against
the
55:50
Federal Reserve and and the way
it's
55:52
been set up but we could give
it a shot
55:54
Pelosi is having none of that
House
55:56
Democrats are actually they
finished up
55:58
a meeting in this room right
behind me
56:00
talking about this and other
issues as
56:02
well but what Democrats are
trying to do
56:04
is get out in front of this
issue
56:05
ensuring that their priorities
are
56:07
included in any sort of relief
or aid
56:10
bill and those are to ensure
that people
56:13
who aren't receiving any income
because
56:15
of coronavirus get some relief
and also
56:17
people who are food insecure
because of
56:20
it also get some relief and so
what
56:22
that's translating to in a
draft bill in
56:25
the House of Representatives
includes
56:26
sixth place leave for people
who either
56:30
have to be quarantined because
of
56:32
coroner virus or who actually
have the
56:35
virus other things is an
extension of
56:37
unemployment insurance and an
extension
56:40
of food stamps and aid for kids
who get
56:45
free and reduced lunches at
school but
56:47
can't go to school because
their schools
56:49
are closed but what's not
included in
56:51
this Aemon is the president's
biggest
56:53
priority and that's a payroll
tax cut
56:56
that has fallen flat on Capitol
Hill
56:58
among Democrats even some
Republicans
57:00
are saying that if people are
not
57:02
working then a payroll tax cut
does no
57:05
good so what also is not
included in the
57:09
House bill at this point is
anything
57:11
else that the president is
wanting but
57:14
we do know that speaker Pelosi
and
57:16
secretary monition spoke just
moments
57:18
ago and that Pelosi wants a
vote on this
57:21
bill tomorrow before they leave
town for
57:23
a week amen so this is another
litttle
57:25
that's where I played the whole
thing
57:27
out so tomorrow would be today
before
57:29
they leave for a week
57:31
oh they should not leave they
should be
57:33
right in their seats in DC
working very
57:36
hard on this crisis I think it
would be
57:38
very bad optics for them to
leave
57:40
then again Pelosi could
continue to
57:43
propagate her message this is
what she's
57:45
saying in every interview this
is
57:48
Armageddon
57:49
my new version doesn't know
about
57:54
civilization as we know it is
at stake
57:57
this is Armageddon to which we
say now
58:01
here we have ham radio guys ham
radio is
58:04
the public service network of
last
58:07
resort when the apocalypse
comes we're
58:11
the guys who are gonna save the
world
58:12
right exactly gonna play
corniche clips
58:17
play starting a podcast hold on
I was
58:20
well before I look for that
here's my
58:23
ISO recommendation this is
Armageddon I
58:27
thought that might be useful I'm
58:29
starting a podcast this has
truly been a
58:32
dream of mine for years and I'm
finally
58:34
going for it just some Rando
pretty much
58:39
but I showed that for the end
of show oh
58:42
you're gonna die so okay what
I'm sorry
58:45
I got it I'm starting a podcast
I don't
58:47
know man this is Armageddon
58:49
I think that's bad dude let me
have a
58:51
downer I so at the end this is
good
58:53
because then we can laugh at it
but
58:57
their Armageddon what yeah yeah
why you
58:59
you've been on this down or
kick for
59:01
ending the show I didn't
understand if
59:02
you keep stopping me because
it's huh-uh
59:05
it's not as funny as I'm
starting a
59:07
podcast that's pretty old
59:09
it's a dream come true by the
way for
59:11
this woman her whole life has
been
59:14
leading up to this I guess if
you listen
59:17
to her yeah yeah I'm so happy
for her
59:19
well while we're talking about
these
59:21
horrible things that there's
one little
59:23
test that's come up I don't
even know
59:25
that they know it's a test of
their of
59:26
the whole thing the whole kovat
59:30
nightmare mm-hmm it's and it
has to do
59:33
with the NBA they should for
what first
59:35
of all they dish suspended the
NBA is
59:37
because Rudy Gobert got covered
and they
59:41
did a calculation on ESPN
showing that
59:43
he with covet probably played
maybe six
59:47
or seven games oh really
59:50
and he's a he's our starter and
he so he
59:53
would be bumping in bumping and
59:54
breathing and bumping and
sweating on at
59:57
least I don't know about 60 70
players
1:00:00
now they should all get Cove
1:00:03
if it's as virulent even if
it's even
1:00:05
mildly virulent and we'll see
if that
1:00:08
happens but in fact here's the
1:00:10
announcement as it came in on
the on the
1:00:13
get got everybody worked
1:00:16
this is NBA suspends in
eighteen second
1:00:19
clip just came in right live on
the Newt
1:00:21
they had to stop the newest
faded and we
1:00:24
are monitoring breaking news
tonight the
1:00:26
NBA just announcing a player
has tested
1:00:29
positive for the corona virus
shortly
1:00:31
before a game between the Utah
Jazz and
1:00:33
Oklahoma City Thunder the NBA
now
1:00:36
announcing they are suspending
the
1:00:38
season Nora
1:00:40
and that is huge news huge huge
now
1:00:45
here's a funny pair of clips I
want to
1:00:47
play just to show you that no
matter how
1:00:49
rich you are you can still be
kind of
1:00:52
you can be rich and powerful
but where
1:00:57
your your places in society may
you may
1:00:59
not understand it completely
and this
1:01:03
was this is I got two clips
this is
1:01:05
about LeBron James LeBron James
it was
1:01:09
told that they may be playing
games and
1:01:11
there would have been one
tonight but
1:01:12
they suspended the season they
may be
1:01:14
playing games the NBA LeBron
James is
1:01:17
worth nearly a billion dollars
mm-hmm
1:01:19
they will be playing games in
with no
1:01:22
audience right so here's Ron
says this
1:01:27
is LeBron won't play please
clip one we
1:01:30
play games without the fans
know it's
1:01:32
impossible on Friday night
after his
1:01:35
Lakers pinned the Bucks LeBron
James let
1:01:37
it be known that if the league
schedules
1:01:40
games with no fans in NBA
arenas that he
1:01:43
would not play watch up to
arena they
1:01:46
know fans in their game plan so
they can
1:01:49
do what they want to do
1:01:52
no fan there was no you know he
can say
1:01:57
whatever he wants I guess they
can do it
1:01:58
there well what happens the
next day
1:02:02
this is LeBron well play part
two
1:02:06
but as coronavirus concerns
mount
1:02:08
leagues are bracing for the
1:02:10
unprecedented possibility that
the games
1:02:12
may go on while the fans stay
home and
1:02:15
James has now softened his
stance they
1:02:19
feel like it's best for the
safety of
1:02:22
the players they feel the
franchise safe
1:02:23
did the league to a mandate
that then we
1:02:27
all we all this to someone came
down on
1:02:32
James I guess there's a king
above James
1:02:37
after all huh probably green
with a
1:02:41
George Washington on it I'm
sure that
1:02:44
has something to do with it
1:02:45
the dutch Prime Minister went on
1:02:47
television Margareta seen as a
dweeb in
1:02:50
general and did this whole
thing about
1:02:54
we're not gonna shake hands
with the
1:02:57
Dutch will no longer shit of
course the
1:02:59
Dutch actually don't shake
hands they
1:03:01
like to do three kisses but
okay we're
1:03:04
not gonna shake hands and so he
goes
1:03:06
through this rigmarole or we
can we
1:03:08
could touch the elbows we could
touch
1:03:09
our knees we could do all this
fun stuff
1:03:11
and well I'll claim is stupid
home
1:03:15
descriptive so at this I'll
translate on
1:03:17
the fly at this moment we are
stopping
1:03:18
with the shaking hands resume
you can do
1:03:22
feet kissing which apparently
is a thing
1:03:24
and the books total you can
bump elbows
1:03:27
your guilt if she was hold all
I've seen
1:03:29
all kinds of great variations
at schools
1:03:32
very creative people not for
that Thomas
1:03:36
crude but we stopped today with
shaking
1:03:38
hands
1:03:38
he then the show ends he stands
up turns
1:03:42
to the guide to the left of him
on the
1:03:44
panel and shakes his hand
1:03:47
sorry oh
1:03:51
are you saying no stop stop I
will do
1:03:53
that over will do that over we
can't do
1:04:00
that this is the kind of
leadership they
1:04:03
have in Europe well shaking
hands has
1:04:07
always been somewhat weird to
me and
1:04:10
it's arcane because it your
stems back
1:04:12
from the days where you have a
sword and
1:04:14
you're you should put your hand
out so
1:04:16
the guy pulled a gun or
something I mean
1:04:18
it was just it so you have a
grip on
1:04:20
somebody in case something bad
happens
1:04:21
it doesn't really make a lot of
sense I
1:04:24
mean the bowing is you know I'm
1:04:27
surprised we don't try to adopt
that
1:04:28
nobody's brought that up for
some reason
1:04:30
when's the last time somebody's
got the
1:04:32
fish just bumping and the elbow
bumping
1:04:35
and the arms crushing and all
the rest
1:04:37
of it but what about the bow II
when we
1:04:39
just start bowing like the
Dacians do
1:04:45
[Laughter]
1:04:49
bowing for a reason probably
because of
1:04:51
the coronavirus the old one
1:04:54
Korona 1510 the only thing we
have to
1:04:57
fear is fear itself
1:04:59
a plane had to be diverted to
dia after
1:05:01
several passengers became
unruly because
1:05:04
they were concerned that another
1:05:05
passenger had the coronavirus
the fight
1:05:08
took off from Eagle Colorado
our mob
1:05:10
news reporter matt kroschel
spoke to one
1:05:12
of the people that were was on
that
1:05:13
flight who watch this entire
thing
1:05:15
unfold Matt you know Karen the
concerns
1:05:18
over coronavirus have hit the
high
1:05:20
country with two confirmed
cases in
1:05:21
Eagle County one here in Summit
County
1:05:23
so the people on board this
flight on
1:05:25
Sunday noticed another
passenger was
1:05:28
coughing and sneezing they
contacted the
1:05:30
crew on board and demanded that
that
1:05:33
passenger was removed from the
plane but
1:05:36
that's not exactly what ended up
1:05:37
happening they were trying to
get the
1:05:41
whole plane join but sounded
like a riot
1:05:43
United is telling us that the
three
1:05:46
passengers that were removed
from the
1:05:48
flight they're still under
investigation
1:05:49
right now to see if there will
be any
1:05:51
charges as for that passenger
that was
1:05:53
coughing and sneezing well
they're
1:05:56
telling us it was just
allergies they
1:05:57
did check for fever and that
passenger
1:06:00
was allowed to continue on to
newer
1:06:03
people keep your wits about you
this is
1:06:05
don't go insane over this stuff
and this
1:06:08
is the problem we've had we
were so
1:06:10
primed for this O'Brien we're
so ready
1:06:14
media and entertainment has
gotten us to
1:06:16
this moment and the beautiful
machine
1:06:19
that is social networks and the
1:06:22
mainstream media the cable news
networks
1:06:24
it's it's a perfect storm and
then the
1:06:27
sad thing for me is you've got
all these
1:06:30
kids and I've spoken about the
Robin
1:06:33
Hood app before I think it's
always been
1:06:35
a scam they've their front
running on
1:06:37
these kids which means you know
you put
1:06:40
in an order for let's say Apple
Apple
1:06:43
stock and then they'll go and
buy it and
1:06:45
sell it back see who had higher
price
1:06:47
then it's it's I mean it's
legal but
1:06:50
it's a total scam all these
kids got
1:06:52
their weed and their skateboard
money in
1:06:54
this app and then of course we
have the
1:06:56
market gyrating like crazy and
not once
1:06:59
not twice but three times in a
row
1:07:00
robbing new traders stuck on the
1:07:02
sidelines yet again the trading
startups
1:07:04
two days of outages last week
during
1:07:07
another historic market day
today again
1:07:09
you see tons of red on the
signs here at
1:07:11
the Stock Exchange and another
thousand
1:07:13
point dropped for the Dow the
start up
1:07:16
meanwhile once again saying
it's seen
1:07:18
both major major outages on
equities
1:07:20
options and crypto trading this
morning
1:07:23
prominent says it's now been
partially
1:07:25
restored its last update says
degraded
1:07:28
performance but clients still
on Twitter
1:07:29
complaining that they can't
execute
1:07:31
trades the founders now saying
that the
1:07:34
two days of adages last week
was due to
1:07:36
higher the normal trading
volume that
1:07:38
stressed their systems we also
saw some
1:07:40
downtime at fidelity TD and
Charles
1:07:42
Schwab last week due to that
same
1:07:44
trading volume issue Robinhood
customers
1:07:46
though taking to social media
to vent
1:07:48
some outrage about missing
those trading
1:07:50
days last week a lot of those
are
1:07:51
Millennials and were first-time
traders
1:07:53
most of them threatened to pull
funds of
1:07:57
those we saw on Twitter late
last week
1:07:58
we also saw a class-action
lawsuit filed
1:08:00
against the start-up for
negligence due
1:08:03
to that outage yeah good get
rid of
1:08:04
those guys well you know kids
are
1:08:07
probably probably did the kids
a favor
1:08:10
and taught him a very valuable
lesson a
1:08:14
lesson also kept amaizing the
more
1:08:16
okay no they were stuck in
positions
1:08:19
they couldn't get out of oh
well they
1:08:26
let you short on margin there's
all
1:08:28
kinds of crap they let these
kids do is
1:08:30
very bad not good but there is
a silver
1:08:33
lining not just for these kids
but also
1:08:36
a potential exit strategy for
you and
1:08:39
myself Andrew I almost did not
believe
1:08:42
this when I heard it I know me
either
1:08:44
Jesse scientists in London are
looking
1:08:46
for twenty four volunteers to
actually
1:08:48
be injected with the corona
virus to try
1:08:51
and help them develop a vaccine
each
1:08:54
volunteer will be paid over four
1:08:55
thousand dollars to be given a
weaker
1:08:57
strain of the virus which will
see them
1:08:59
develop similar respiratory
symptoms in
1:09:02
addition the UK a promising to
fund over
1:09:04
sixty million dollars towards
battling
1:09:06
coronavirus tell you there's
money in
1:09:09
that four grand a lot of takers
money
1:09:19
you know this is my nurse is
not the
1:09:21
real deal this is like a miners
I did
1:09:23
it's attenuated it's a that
would be
1:09:28
good let's see yeah
1:09:31
I thought the it's worth
listening to
1:09:34
this New York hand sanitizer
1:09:38
presentation just because it
was so
1:09:40
weird before you go on with
that I do
1:09:43
have a suggestion as a really
great gag
1:09:45
okay so you buy one of these
bottles of
1:09:49
hand sanitizer yes you dump it
out and
1:09:54
clean it out thoroughly and
make sure
1:09:58
it's just completely clean so
you can
1:09:59
actually drink from it you put
it fill
1:10:03
it with the water and put one
drop of
1:10:05
blue food coloring then you go
to
1:10:09
McDonald's and you take this
hand
1:10:10
sanitizer and make sure you're
in public
1:10:13
and then you're you spray your
hands
1:10:14
before you eat the hamburger
then spray
1:10:16
the burger and then open the
burger and
1:10:19
spray the burger and then open
your
1:10:21
mouth and sprint a couple of
shots in
1:10:22
your mouth and start eating the
burger
1:10:24
you will get attention
1:10:28
and I can't be too careful I
think you
1:10:37
have to say that I think that
that's
1:10:39
part of the gag is you have to
say I
1:10:41
can't be too careful but I
think you
1:10:44
should do it just have a little
handy
1:10:45
spray bottle and just do it in a
1:10:47
restaurant do all over the place
1:10:50
anywhere you go
1:10:52
absolutely so New York State
you know
1:10:55
there's been a shortage of
Purell and
1:10:58
other hand sanitizers for a
while now
1:11:01
for a couple of weeks even
though it's
1:11:05
no more effective than washing
your
1:11:07
hands with soap and water but
okay it's
1:11:09
handy and people like it makes
you feel
1:11:10
good you get you can sniff it
1:11:12
but for some reason New York
decided
1:11:15
we're gonna make our own so
they did and
1:11:17
this was the launch of the
product
1:11:18
edited down for your
convenience open
1:11:21
the curtain please we are
introduced
1:11:24
this is the governor of New
York this
1:11:25
isn't this is not some carnival
barker
1:11:28
this his governor has gone off
the rails
1:11:30
the governor of New York open
the
1:11:33
curtain please we are
introducing New
1:11:36
York State clean hand sanitizer
made
1:11:40
conveniently by the state of
New York
1:11:45
this is a superior product to
products
1:11:49
now on the market the World
Health
1:11:53
Organization CDC all those
people
1:11:55
suggest 60% alcohol content
Purell
1:12:01
competitor 2 New York State
clean 70%
1:12:06
alcohol this is 75% alcohol it
also has
1:12:12
a comes in a variety of sizes
it has a
1:12:16
very nice floral bouquets
little eye
1:12:22
detective lilac hydrangea
tulips when I
1:12:27
like you
1:12:27
tulips yes floral bouquet
making it in
1:12:31
the state of New York
1:12:32
cor I'm glad he's so panicked
about
1:12:34
coronavirus craft Act
1:12:36
is making it for the state core
craft
1:12:40
makes glass cleaner floor
cleaners the
1:12:43
greasers laundry detergent
vehicle
1:12:46
fluids hand cleaner and who
does this
1:12:49
company employ to make these
products
1:12:51
have you any idea mr. mr.
dvorak no I'd
1:12:54
never heard of this company
1:12:56
prisoners state prisoners
prisoners make
1:13:00
this shit for them and now they
make
1:13:02
hand sanitizer the current
capacity is
1:13:08
100 thousand gallons per week
and we're
1:13:12
going to be ramping up we'll be
1:13:15
providing this to governmental
agencies
1:13:17
schools the MTA prisons etc
that is now
1:13:23
in production will start
distributions
1:13:26
we're going to distribute it to
Newark
1:13:27
they should have come up with a
better
1:13:29
name again the naming I mean a
prison
1:13:32
naming is not as easy as it
looked how
1:13:34
about prison hooch hand wash or
1:13:36
something yes it works
1:13:40
my favorite marketing gimmick
that's
1:13:43
ever I don't even know how they
pulled
1:13:44
this off what is in your neck
of the
1:13:46
woods is apparently there was a
rumor
1:13:48
going around that
1:13:49
Tito's yes Tito's vodka it was
the great
1:13:54
disinfectant yes inside and out
1:13:57
well yes and it turns out it
just
1:14:00
doesn't have enough alcohol in
it it has
1:14:02
to be like 150 proof tea dosa I
don't
1:14:04
think it's like 120 maybe no no
Tito's
1:14:07
is normal it's no higher than
honor I
1:14:09
think it's like normal 80
another fun
1:14:12
report is the inhaling of
vaporized
1:14:17
[Music]
1:14:18
propylene glycol yeah which
can't be
1:14:21
healthy well that's what vaping
is is
1:14:23
propylene glycol that's what is
in vape
1:14:26
juice propylene glycol really
yeah it's
1:14:30
yes and apparently that kills
the it it
1:14:35
protects the host it's hey work
didn't
1:14:39
it it it's not all Dave juice
actually
1:14:44
but the ones I use and
apparently that
1:14:47
does that scientifically is
proven to
1:14:50
stop the flu influenza or to
slow it
1:14:54
down we don't know about the
corona
1:14:56
virus but why take chances
wouldn't that
1:15:01
be just funny if you could
survive
1:15:04
corona virus by vaping yeah it
would be
1:15:09
very funny it would just be the
perfect
1:15:11
perfect ending for all of this
well
1:15:14
there was just a few were just
a couple
1:15:16
more Clips just to get this up
subject
1:15:19
out of the way might as well
play we
1:15:23
already talked about this the
synagogue
1:15:25
being cordoned off I don't need
to play
1:15:26
that clip but we do have you
know just
1:15:29
so everyone shows that they're
involved
1:15:31
we do have CBS again they have
1:15:36
apparently they've shuttered
the New
1:15:38
York office because they have
some some
1:15:41
Coronas in there and tonight we
here at
1:15:43
CBS News also find ourselves in
the
1:15:45
headlines two of our network's
new
1:15:47
york-based employees how much
they
1:15:50
surprise ever do the hit I
didn't know
1:15:52
that this was a headline well
it has now
1:15:54
been diagnosed with corona
virus and
1:15:56
they have our full support
those who
1:15:58
worked closely with them have
been asked
1:16:00
to self quarantine and our New
York City
1:16:02
broadcast center is closed
tonight in
1:16:04
order for it to be cleaned
1:16:06
none of that however will
change our
1:16:08
commitment to important it was
for you
1:16:10
each of you every night from
right here
1:16:13
in Washington well I you know
as people
1:16:16
will know we too are in the
headline
1:16:19
seeing as we have been self
quarantined
1:16:21
for about 13 years doing this
show we
1:16:24
pretty much don't get out of
the house
1:16:25
so we will continue to bring
you the
1:16:28
show twice a week on Thursday
and
1:16:31
actually our model is being
copied by
1:16:34
CNBC thanks back it's 8:02 now
on the
1:16:38
East Coast I'm Joe Cornel along
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1:16:40
Andrew Ross Sorkin at the
Nasdaq market
1:16:41
site in Times Square Becky
Quick is at
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CNBC global headquarters in
Englewood
1:16:46
Cliffs New Jersey and if you're
1:16:48
wondering why the show looks a
little
1:16:49
different this morning it's
because we
1:16:51
are deploying our teams to
alternate
1:16:53
locations out of an abundance
of caution
1:16:55
for the safety of our employees
and
1:16:57
everyone they come in contact
with this
1:16:59
is what we will look like for a
while
1:17:01
but it won't change what we do
every day
1:17:03
Becky as you can see is still
be in the
1:17:05
middle bring you the news you
need to
1:17:09
navigate these volatile markets
US
1:17:11
equity futures I'll tell you
that on the
1:17:13
Dow that down 11 191 22 so yes
we're
1:17:18
also going to be very brave and
continue
1:17:20
to do the show from different
locations
1:17:21
just to minimize any potential
effects
1:17:25
to that could that bring the
whole show
1:17:27
could be brought down yeah it
could
1:17:31
happen the whole studio has to
be shut
1:17:33
down or as in the case of W in
W ABC or
1:17:36
WCBS whatever was in Manhattan
yeah to
1:17:40
be cleaned because the place is
1:17:41
apparently a crap hole and
needed
1:17:43
cleaning yeah I will say this
the big
1:17:47
upside to all this is the
cleaning
1:17:49
they're cleaning the rail cars
now
1:17:52
they're cleaning their airline
seats the
1:17:54
cushions at the airport they're
cleaning
1:17:56
the seats I mean they're
cleaning
1:17:59
finally you know it wouldn't be
a bad
1:18:01
idea to have a national time
like every
1:18:06
day all right at 10 a.m. we're
all gonna
1:18:08
clean wherever we are yeah
1:18:11
just it and then get some of
that blue
1:18:12
stuff you were talking about
this brain
1:18:15
in your mouth yeah yeah exactly
1:18:20
there's this upside to it so
bottom line
1:18:23
for people who are looking for
some
1:18:25
guidance from us yeah it's just
as risky
1:18:29
as as anything that can get
into islands
1:18:31
and I say from my experience and
1:18:35
everybody else is including Jay
who went
1:18:37
up to Washington by herself and
drove
1:18:39
for a long while she had to
test her
1:18:42
driving skills so she took a
three-hour
1:18:43
drive now is the time to do
stuff yeah
1:18:48
now is definitely the time to
deal is
1:18:50
there's parking there's it's
true
1:18:53
there's no crowds except the
Costco
1:18:56
still crowded for some reason
mall the
1:18:58
mall in Austin is still crowded
that
1:19:00
hasn't slowed I went to the
things that
1:19:02
are still crowded for some
unknown
1:19:03
reason but the other things
aren't and
1:19:06
there's a lot more parking and
Caeser
1:19:08
driving the traffic is lower
because
1:19:10
especially in the Bay Area
where Silicon
1:19:12
Valley everyone you work from
1:19:13
home cuz they can all work from
home
1:19:15
there's no per half these jobs
are
1:19:16
bullcrap jobs there's no reason
to be in
1:19:18
the office except so somebody
could do a
1:19:20
headcount so they're all
working from
1:19:23
home so the traffic is clear
you can get
1:19:25
to the city and back pretty
easily it's
1:19:27
like dynamite yeah and and be
airline
1:19:31
tickets well be on the lookout
though
1:19:33
for the stuff that gets shoved
in here
1:19:35
and there that's that's the
main thing
1:19:38
we're selecting we're gonna see
you're
1:19:40
gonna see all kinds of rules
there will
1:19:42
be checkpoints testing scanning
people
1:19:47
will get used to this which is
sad just
1:19:53
we'll see we'll see if they
they push
1:19:55
this spying on American
citizens act if
1:19:58
they if they know that's been
going on
1:20:01
Portia that's a well but it's
now is the
1:20:03
time to pass stuff because
people are
1:20:05
not looking they do that anyway
no
1:20:09
matter what they're getting
stuff
1:20:10
through they pass a you know
build a
1:20:14
limit farting in Congress and
it's got
1:20:16
all kinds of stuff in it I've
not read
1:20:20
this bill yet yeah the farting
bill
1:20:22
that's it's but that guy from
that that
1:20:24
Joker from Colorado hurry was
should
1:20:27
make him a hero of the show you
know
1:20:30
tried to pass the spine clip
again I
1:20:36
want to hear it again okay
madam Speaker
1:20:39
I have an amendment at the desk
1:20:40
to correct the name of the bill
1:20:43
amendment to HR 61 72 offered
by mr.
1:20:46
buck of Colorado amend the
title so as
1:20:49
to read a bill to be known as
the
1:20:51
federal initiative to spy on
Americans
1:20:53
FISA Act mr. buck of Colorado
he's our
1:20:59
guy but you know what he he it
was a
1:21:01
good thing
1:21:02
and what he did gets attention
that's
1:21:04
the clip that's the clip
they're not and
1:21:05
of course you won't see it on
any
1:21:07
mainstream but that's the clip
that gets
1:21:10
around and so it does bring
attention to
1:21:11
people to the to the top US
yeah well
1:21:16
we're we're some people we
count we do
1:21:20
count and we have a lot of
listeners and
1:21:22
producers and we don't we have
quite a
1:21:24
few producers and with
1:21:26
I'd like to thank you for your
courage
1:21:28
and say in the morning to you
the man
1:21:29
who put the C in C Dvorak well
in the
1:21:37
morn to you mr. Adam curry in
the
1:21:38
morning to all ships to sea
boots on the
1:21:40
ground feet in the air the V
recovery
1:21:43
and all the Dames and nights
out there
1:21:45
yeah I'm waiting for it don't
worry 13
1:21:47
1,300 trolls in our troll room
in the
1:21:50
morning to you trolls at No
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1:21:52
Street cause I believe my
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1:21:56
even trolling today she said
she was
1:21:58
gonna check in as she is self
quarantine
1:22:00
E herself by the way we have
trolls we
1:22:04
have the self quarantine ENCOM
in case
1:22:07
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that gives
1:22:09
you lots of tips oh no it takes
you to a
1:22:11
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which
1:22:13
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1:22:14
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having the
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helpful good
1:22:19
to get real-time feedback we're
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1:22:22
loop and also for them great
two trolls
1:22:24
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else who
1:22:27
does the live shows 24/7 no
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1:22:29
stream calm in the morning to
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strip blot no wait
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oops that's the wrong one that
was 12 22
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what I'm looking for is at 12:23
1:22:43
obamacare that was the title of
our
1:22:45
previous episode and Darren
O'Neill how
1:22:48
could I mess it up he figured
out he got
1:22:50
it he brought us the ultimate
artwork
1:22:53
for that episode stock up now
on no
1:22:55
agenda toilet paper
1:22:56
33 holes I mean there was
almost no
1:22:59
discussion it was God's
no-brainer have
1:23:02
you ever seen Darren do his
podcast I've
1:23:05
heard I mean I hear him on the
pre
1:23:07
stream before we start you have
to watch
1:23:10
him visually he he's a for one
thing
1:23:13
he's got a borderline
borderline he
1:23:15
could easily be a professional
1:23:17
broadcaster old-school style
1:23:19
yeah you can tell yeah how are
you doing
1:23:22
yeah yeah he looks like the
kind again
1:23:25
he looks like it he looks like
a radio
1:23:28
guy I mean you just have to
watch him do
1:23:30
his thing he's really good and
he's a
1:23:32
mic nut oh yeah he knows
everything
1:23:35
about mics he's a good mic nut
and he's
1:23:37
got some other uses that
1:23:40
you know he's got it he's a
gearhead for
1:23:41
sure and he's interesting I
enjoy
1:23:44
listening to him he's my Darin
O'Neill
1:23:47
impersonation right impression
1:23:50
everybody's - no agenda pretty
extreme
1:23:53
I'm putting the bass in your
face
1:23:54
slammed the speakers your
sneakers
1:23:56
through your speakers I can't
even do it
1:23:58
he's got it down though he's
almost like
1:24:00
Broadway bill wasn't it
Broadway bill
1:24:03
who did all the the rappin
rhyming
1:24:07
pumping the wattage into your
cottage so
1:24:11
he says he does art so well
1:24:13
he's a multi-talented character
1:24:15
Renaissance man really ya know
and he is
1:24:20
a part of the No Agenda
community our
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family and part of the value
for value
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network and anyway as well put
it is
1:24:29
podcast hog story as a grumpy
grumpy old
1:24:34
Ben's all of it go - no agenda
stream
1:24:36
calm that's we can find them
all you can
1:24:38
talk - everything's in rotation
and for
1:24:44
the art no agenda art generator
calm
1:24:45
Thank You Darren for your
multifaceted
1:24:47
contributions once again it's
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appreciated now to our financial
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here we go JT was at Barrington
the
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night of the black Telecaster
644
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smoking-hot wife I will contain
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hood contain okay obtain her day
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for her birthday today that is a
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birthday she wishes to be known
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Sparkle we have been listening
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in January of 2010 we have
listened to
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every episode since I received
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knighthood and received it in
April of
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2018 I decided to make this
large
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payment to accelerate her today
Mahad I
1:26:19
was able to attend one Meetup
over in
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Berkeley last August it was a
pleasure
1:26:26
to meet John and Mimi and the
1:26:28
interesting folks that came I
have
1:26:30
wanted to attend some meetups
here in
1:26:33
Oregon ah that's right I
remember you
1:26:35
but my schedule was not
cooperated it
1:26:39
has not property I love being
part of
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the No Agenda fraternity could
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please play there's nothing
like a dame
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keep up the good work
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JT barring tonight of the black
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Telecaster
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[Music]
1:27:05
[Applause]
1:27:07
there we go
1:27:08
nothing like a day George
cradle or pro
1:27:12
del Fredo I'm guessing to 5:28
he's in
1:27:16
Arvada Colorado short note
contributing
1:27:20
in honor of the first $280
Denver meet
1:27:23
up tomorrow
1:27:24
please d douche me well he says
the
1:27:28
first 50 to 80 Denver meet up
it's like
1:27:30
Michigan so I thought was a
dollar sign
1:27:32
says in life yeah 50 to 80
douched
1:27:38
he's shifting into the cyber
security
1:27:42
field join the crowd requesting
a China
1:27:47
is asshole asshole as well
1:27:54
jobs jobs and jobs
1:27:58
that's the job sir code monkey
and
1:28:06
Renault South Dakota $400 ITM
gentlemen
1:28:11
the four hundred dollar
donation takes
1:28:12
me to Barron nice please see the
1:28:15
accounting below please send my
request
1:28:18
to the peerage committee and
ask if the
1:28:22
title and Protectorate of can
be sort
1:28:26
code monkey baron of day that
one yeah
1:28:27
of course I think so that's an
easy
1:28:30
doesn't easy request to accept
1:28:32
I am a database developer and
all your
1:28:35
data belong to us that is not a
typo
1:28:38
John is a ripoff from this meme
and an
1:28:41
old game really anyway if the
1:28:45
Protectorate isn't accepted it
is
1:28:47
accepted I will fill out the
proper
1:28:50
paperwork for a protectorate at
a later
1:28:53
time Adam yes I know you've
heard this a
1:28:57
million times but I love the
JRE show
1:29:00
you did and thank you thank you
please
1:29:02
call my brother Joe out as a
douche bag
1:29:05
- Stan
1:29:07
odd connection I also need jobs
Carmen
1:29:11
I'm currently looking for new
work from
1:29:14
home data is a database
developer not if
1:29:19
anyone in the know ho gender
network has
1:29:22
any openings look me a Jason
Zeisler up
1:29:27
on LinkedIn ze is le are okay
again does
1:29:31
he want anything here yeah he
wants jobs
1:29:36
jobs karma did he ask for that
yeah
1:29:39
right there at the end he says
I also
1:29:40
need a job yes got it got it
got it jobs
1:29:42
jobs jobs and jobs
1:29:52
Benjamin wit brought which is
white
1:29:57
bread in German
1:30:01
Benjamin white bread three four
five six
1:30:04
seven in Charlotte North
Carolina well
1:30:06
it's pretty that's a good name
for there
1:30:08
yeah in the morning Adam and
John with
1:30:11
the next Charlotte meetup
coming on
1:30:13
Friday
1:30:14
I wouldn't dare show up as a
douchebag
1:30:17
again in fact a double D
douching is in
1:30:19
order as my brother Matt
recently
1:30:22
started a recurring donation
you've been
1:30:26
deduced
1:30:31
you've been deduced all right
I'm gonna
1:30:35
have to stop show here and and
mention
1:30:37
something okay I think the
brother
1:30:39
himself should request that he
do she
1:30:41
now he can't know now it's over
now and
1:30:44
now his time is gone if he does
ask for
1:30:47
it we will reject it I agree
that he
1:30:50
should do it himself that's
true sir
1:30:52
psychopaths hit me in the mouth
roughly
1:30:55
two years ago and my amygdala
has never
1:30:58
been smaller your podcast is a
welcome
1:31:01
escape from the constant virtue
1:31:04
signaling and parroting and
what people
1:31:06
think they're supposed to
believe that
1:31:08
we're all bombarded with by the
m5m at
1:31:12
the first charlotte north
carolina
1:31:13
meetup i had the chance to
really talk
1:31:15
to people who fundamentally
disagree
1:31:17
with me on many issues in a
completely
1:31:19
productive and engaging way
which is the
1:31:22
power of what you guys have
built
1:31:24
honestly I'm Way behind on
donations and
1:31:27
this is merely the tip of the
1:31:29
compensation you guys for the
value of
1:31:33
the conversation for you guys
for the
1:31:34
value I've received over the
last few
1:31:36
years and I urge anyone
listening to go
1:31:39
to go cross off everything on
your list
1:31:42
of excuses why you haven't
donated and
1:31:45
just do it already
1:31:48
damn it some Pelosi's job karma
would be
1:31:50
as Presley especially
appreciated from
1:31:52
my brother and I as we begin to
search
1:31:55
for jobs after his postdoc and
I work it
1:31:58
on an industry change jingle
requests
1:32:02
you might die Obama you might
die now
1:32:05
that's true to the head Hillary
cackling
1:32:08
and then Amy sang pretty good
did I have
1:32:14
them pretty good I'll say it no
I got it
1:32:19
I got it I just gotta go save
you might
1:32:22
die thanks
1:32:23
[Music]
1:32:27
jobs jobs and jobs
1:32:35
pretty good
1:32:37
Hillary never sounded bad it's
so
1:32:41
lifelike
1:32:41
Mike Keeler lost wages Nevada 3
3 3 3 4
1:32:47
and he rides greetings from
lost wages I
1:32:50
was going to send you this
amount in
1:32:52
toilet paper
1:32:53
how about like he's got 3.14
roles but
1:32:58
it seems to be all gone so you
get money
1:33:02
instead with this donation I
they should
1:33:04
change that thing or it sends
your
1:33:05
blankets in your water in your
toilet
1:33:06
paper
1:33:07
yeah with this donation I have
achieved
1:33:09
baronet oh one second Mike
Keeler I
1:33:17
appreciate the work you do in
keeping
1:33:19
our amygdalas right-sized
1:33:21
I love a don't eat me Joe Biden
and a
1:33:24
dealer's choice of Reverend Al
I'd like
1:33:27
to some karma from my to human
resources
1:33:30
in college ok and he will
become a
1:33:33
barrow nets
1:33:37
[Music]
1:33:44
ESP ICT you've got karma die
Annie
1:33:53
anonymous in Houston Texas
three three
1:33:55
three three
1:33:56
Oh she sent a short note said a
check in
1:34:02
a spirit of Lent and making
reparations
1:34:05
one of my priorities has to be
to catch
1:34:07
up on my value for value which
alas
1:34:10
seriously in arrears being a
hopeless no
1:34:14
agenda junkie there is no
excuse for
1:34:17
falling so far behind and then
sponging
1:34:20
off your other listeners I
would do
1:34:23
better after this keep up the
good work
1:34:25
and blessings from Diana Diana
thank you
1:34:29
any any sure al Patterson in
Auburn
1:34:37
California very nice area by
the way
1:34:39
this is a foothills of the
Sierra
1:34:42
Nevadas 300 $12.20
1:34:44
this donation of three twelve
20 is on
1:34:48
behalf of my husband Ben Van
Kirk quick
1:34:52
hmm whose birthday is on March
12th 220
1:34:56
he was a dude named Ben for
many years
1:34:58
then decided to pursue his
passion of
1:35:00
his passion project uncharted
XCOM
1:35:04
full-time hmm son showed x-com
okay he
1:35:10
produces long format
documentaries on
1:35:13
topics such as the younger dry
at impact
1:35:19
what driest what younger dryas
the
1:35:23
impact I have no idea I've no
idea maybe
1:35:25
that's a meteor or something
1:35:27
evidence for precision
engineering you
1:35:29
know in ancient Egypt in South
America
1:35:31
and the improbable timelines of
the
1:35:33
ancient Egyptians
1:35:35
I love all reducers man we got
something
1:35:37
more the History Channel anytime
1:35:40
Uncharted X focuses on
questioning
1:35:43
mainstream archaeology and
bringing in
1:35:46
the facts
1:35:48
Ben is the epitome of a one-man
show he
1:35:51
records his own on location
footage rice
1:35:54
gets him out of the house I
suppose I'm
1:35:57
in Egypt writes all the scripts
does all
1:35:59
the video editing narration and
1:36:01
marketing himself and leverages
the
1:36:04
value for value model to keep
it on the
1:36:06
float so happy birthday Ben can
I please
1:36:09
get the following jingles I
guess we'll
1:36:11
credit him with the attention
yes we
1:36:13
shall we shall
1:36:14
yeah his head is gone look at
all that
1:36:17
juice and bite nanana or Obama
no no no
1:36:21
plus of course Karma for the
ongoing
1:36:24
success for Uncharted X Cheers
1:36:27
all right so this will be four
so we put
1:36:32
in bin I guess just to make
sure of Ben
1:36:35
flan carrot cake okay and it's
not his
1:36:40
head is gone but and her head
is gone
1:36:44
can you see that juice
1:36:57
[Music]
1:37:01
you ask we play sir JB night at
the DMV
1:37:07
two three four five six and his
note
1:37:09
says do not use my real name
that's
1:37:11
right all caps
1:37:12
thank you sir JP we got it we
got it
1:37:16
thank you for your courage
onward to
1:37:21
Michael Robinson in Salem
Oregon to to
1:37:26
5.75 and he wrote a letter with
1:37:31
Starfleet Command logo
scribbled on in
1:37:35
crayon as if it was a real
thing it's a
1:37:37
forgery but okay there's no
cake you get
1:37:42
it read anyway this note comes
to you in
1:37:45
14 point font to help John as
implanted
1:37:49
lenses thank you for your
amygdala
1:37:51
shrinking twice weekly Thursday
laughs
1:37:53
and insights that help keep you
sane
1:37:56
your recent analysis of the
ruined flu
1:37:58
has been particularly
insightful at work
1:38:02
today we drained 33 milliliters
of fluid
1:38:05
from a patient's groin and I
knew it was
1:38:07
time to donate fluid yeah well
luckily
1:38:16
no my to - I have 575 is for
donations
1:38:21
in one one lucky 3333 donation
a small
1:38:24
Boo Boo's 9009 and an ever
popular 69
1:38:28
the for donations I meet I mean
I
1:38:30
achieved knighting on my 33rd
donation
1:38:33
see attach the county I'd like
to be
1:38:35
crowned serf Furi Furi freed I
don't
1:38:38
think I'd be sent this in no I
don't
1:38:39
think so either
1:38:40
my that was my mistake no I've
been
1:38:42
sending him in recently I
forgot to do
1:38:44
this one I guess I didn't read
the note
1:38:46
I'd like okay Rhett you yeah
he'd like
1:38:49
to be known as sir furry furry
freedom
1:38:54
fighter of the Oregon Green
Zone okay
1:39:00
and if it's not sold out I'd
like to
1:39:02
have corned beef and cabbage
added to
1:39:05
the round table Oh a a sparse
request
1:39:08
but okay yes that was a good
whenever we
1:39:10
always have corned beef and
kibosh you
1:39:14
got it
1:39:15
my smoking-hot wife Michele
graduates
1:39:17
from dental hygiene school
1:39:19
hold on John do you have the
direct
1:39:21
number for the table service I
do I'll
1:39:25
give it to you Scott okay my
smoking hot
1:39:30
wife Michele graduates from
dental
1:39:32
hygiene school in a week and
we'll be
1:39:34
taking board exams and asking
for jobs
1:39:38
jobs gonna get her some
dimension
1:39:43
straddling Trump Pelosi jobs
karma also
1:39:45
my sisters Andrea and Juran are
in
1:39:49
Ireland for two weeks can I get
them
1:39:51
some corona karma so they can
get back
1:39:54
safely yeah by the way Ireland
is still
1:39:56
on the fly you can still fly at
Ireland
1:39:58
so if they're in Ireland you
had no
1:40:00
problem can I get them some
corona karma
1:40:03
so they get back safely after
jingles
1:40:04
I'd like okay I'm sorry I
didn't give
1:40:06
you this earlier give you the
whole load
1:40:08
but give you the whole load
look at that
1:40:12
juice which you've already had
queued up
1:40:14
mm-hmm
1:40:15
and by the way look at that
juice after
1:40:16
a head get shot is really a
good one and
1:40:18
I taste like poop
1:40:20
well like it tastes like poop
is bugs
1:40:23
bugs bugs yes I love bugs
jingle but I
1:40:26
can cue it up I guess yeah
that's what
1:40:29
you think I think wait I'd like
to call
1:40:33
on my buddy Dane as a douche
bag I hit
1:40:39
him in the mouth years ago his
1:40:41
smoking-hot wife has donated
but I don't
1:40:45
think he ever has thanks again
Michael
1:40:49
okay first we will do the
requested
1:40:53
Corona Karma you've got
1:41:08
jobs jobs jobs the fly yeah I'm
the fly
1:41:17
on the floor yeah that's why
this is why
1:41:19
I don't like your moaning and
groaning
1:41:20
so much because I think you can
do these
1:41:22
all on the fly I'm not moaning
and
1:41:26
groaning no I'm just sometimes
you do
1:41:29
anonymous $200 a 69 cents
anonymous
1:41:34
I need relationship Karma if
this works
1:41:37
I will be donating more can't
threaten
1:41:41
karma karma that's our this
work shall
1:41:52
be don't anymore not not if not
I'll be
1:41:56
sad okay I love to show my
husband but
1:41:59
okay do we have is at the end
of that
1:42:02
one yes name Nancy's necks of
New Jersey
1:42:06
she's in Mays Landing and she
Kimber's
1:42:09
nice $200 my husband and I are
about to
1:42:12
leave on a trip so of course we
need
1:42:16
some travel Karma also helps
karma so we
1:42:18
don't get Corona thanks to my
husband
1:42:22
that Stu you guys for keeping
us company
1:42:25
on the trip and for keeping a
sane
1:42:27
much-loved Dame Nancy thank you
Andy
1:42:30
Nancy and happy to oblige a
all-in-one
1:42:33
combo for travel and health
you've got
1:42:38
karma
1:42:41
[Music]
1:42:42
and last on the list is Brian
Ellis who
1:42:47
has a note he said she's had a
card a
1:42:50
very nice card Hale romulus and
remus
1:42:55
first time Hale first time
donating but
1:42:59
please no D douching been
listening
1:43:01
since the pipeline's episode
and for a
1:43:04
first episode the show's
structure was a
1:43:07
little confusing however it was
like
1:43:10
Plato's allegory of the cave
1:43:12
you two are important men of
our time
1:43:15
worthy of the same category as
Plato's
1:43:18
as Plato Hobbes Locke and
Rousseau all
1:43:22
men I was taught about in high
school oh
1:43:25
really well they don't teach
that
1:43:27
anymore No thank you must be of
the
1:43:30
older generation thank you for
all the
1:43:32
info sentiment and humor you
provide on
1:43:35
a bi-weekly basis thank you for
being a
1:43:38
positive role model for me as
well oh
1:43:41
gee oh here we go
1:43:42
jingles like it already is
earlier but
1:43:45
no I'm not gonna gross Adams
Italian
1:43:52
nice saying shut up slave two
to the
1:43:57
head and dr. Kiki shut up
already
1:44:01
he continues right I will keep
reading
1:44:03
while you do those up some
relationship
1:44:05
Karma as well he's also had some
1:44:07
relationship karma being my
smoking hot
1:44:09
girlfriend is in Russia and I'm
in
1:44:13
Nebraska so thank you for your
courage
1:44:18
loving light thank you for the
card yes
1:44:21
and I have everything here and
what's
1:44:25
just a regular karma
relationship
1:44:28
relationship oh we can we'll do
that
1:44:30
once as well that we can we can
do this
1:44:32
all
1:44:34
don't take the scalpel up
already
1:44:41
[Music]
1:44:44
you've got karma shut up
already it's
1:44:51
science that includes our group
of
1:44:53
executive producers an associate
1:44:55
executive producers for show
1224 1224
1:44:59
can you believe 1224 episodes
of which
1:45:03
you are now an executive
producer or
1:45:05
alternatively an associate
executive
1:45:07
producer I would say you should
be very
1:45:10
proud of these credits they are
real
1:45:13
Derrick's
1:45:14
they're recognized anywhere
that the
1:45:16
credits are accepted so you can
put them
1:45:18
in your curriculum you can put
them on
1:45:19
your LinkedIn it does help get
jobs we
1:45:23
know that fan TV it's what's
the OM DB
1:45:26
if you have an IMDB put it
right there
1:45:28
in fact you can't you start an
IMDB if
1:45:30
you haven't a producer credit
yes in
1:45:33
fact the guy we spoke about
earlier
1:45:34
Inglesby yeah this is put one
up for
1:45:38
himself for a 60 Minutes
performance oh
1:45:40
now I did think about that for
a second
1:45:43
really you're interviewed and
you're on
1:45:47
IMDB we should give him an
executive
1:45:49
producer ship just for the hell
of it
1:45:50
you know we should know we will
be doing
1:45:55
this again on Sunday if we make
it you
1:45:59
never know but I think we'll be
here to
1:46:01
bring you more of your in info
saimin to
1:46:04
keep those amygdalas at a nice
and big
1:46:06
delay I should say it Anais and
in a
1:46:09
healthy size and to help us
please go to
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Borah dot org slash
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1:46:39
I have one more candidate for
ISO oh and
1:46:47
this is I'm not a pundit okay
I'm not a
1:46:52
punter now tubed up it's Joe
Biden
1:46:55
miking a bad miking yeah
1:46:57
and it actually footballs at
the end I'm
1:46:59
not a punter hmm yeah
1:47:02
oh I have good news because of
the Joe
1:47:08
Rogan appearance appearance the
Joe
1:47:10
Rogan experience appearance
appearance
1:47:12
is even better I got a call
from super
1:47:15
agent Matthew lusher in Los
Angeles yeah
1:47:18
this is my agent he's been my
agent for
1:47:21
25 years has gotten it he
finally called
1:47:23
you back no he called me out of
the blue
1:47:25
I did not reach out to him at
all he has
1:47:28
got me zero gigs in 25 years
but he is
1:47:31
officially my agent you can
look him up
1:47:33
in the agent directory and we
had a
1:47:37
little chat and he said how you
doing I
1:47:39
said you gotta check out
animated No
1:47:41
Agenda and he was playing it on
the
1:47:44
phone before we even hung up I
said okay
1:47:46
call you back in a few days and
and as
1:47:47
he was parting he said ha it's
great
1:47:50
they're short and I don't know
what that
1:47:52
means but usually if the super
agent is
1:47:56
positive good things come of it
it's
1:48:00
probably something in the ether
in the
1:48:03
milieu in that crowd that says
it's a
1:48:06
short G letter
1:48:07
yeah now there's something
going on
1:48:09
something well I think we're on
our way
1:48:15
speaking of which this kind of
dovetails
1:48:18
two topics we've talked about
how people
1:48:22
when they're anonymous online
become
1:48:24
such incredible douchebags
1:48:28
and we'll say stuff to you that
they
1:48:30
would never say to your face
and this
1:48:31
goes back to my first online
experiences
1:48:33
with Usenet and Eric writes in
and says
1:48:37
hey so I saw you on Joe Rogan
and have a
1:48:40
funny story as one of the first
1:48:41
celebrity types online I sent
you an
1:48:43
email 25 years ago
1:48:46
making fun of your hair and you
wrote
1:48:48
back saying fuck off asshole
well 25
1:48:51
years later I'm sorry what a
douchey
1:48:54
asshole I was all of this
amazing
1:48:56
technology and I immediately
troll Adam
1:48:58
curry anyway your appearance on
Joe
1:49:02
Rogan is inspired me to take my
online
1:49:03
security more seriously by by
Google
1:49:05
sorry man thanks for being a
dick isn't
1:49:08
it it's like that's like a
Casey Kasem
1:49:09
long-distance dedication almost
isn't
1:49:11
that beautiful that was
fabulous I
1:49:14
thought I thought that was just
1:49:16
beautiful I think you should
have gone
1:49:17
on the Rogen show shaved head
I'll do
1:49:21
that next time great idea
1:49:22
yeah great idea because we
didn't get
1:49:24
enough attention right 1.7
million views
1:49:26
on the video by the way there
are skull
1:49:29
caps you can wear you can fake
it and
1:49:31
this gag has worked since the
30s oh
1:49:34
yeah
1:49:35
always works I'd like to direct
your
1:49:38
attention to the European Union
for a
1:49:40
moment that two things first
just going
1:49:44
back to the cum flew the reason
well let
1:49:48
me give you the the events as I
see them
1:49:50
there has been an ongoing
argument
1:49:52
between the it would probably
be a
1:49:57
Department of Homeland Security
and the
1:49:59
airlines to get information on
where
1:50:03
people are coming from when
they fly
1:50:05
from Europe to the United
States so this
1:50:07
is the genesis of this this
flight ban
1:50:09
and the airlines and this has
been going
1:50:12
on for a couple weeks they're
like we
1:50:14
can't do this we cannot track
where
1:50:17
someone comes from if they're
doing a
1:50:20
multi leg flight and of course
we know
1:50:22
why they can't track it they
can't track
1:50:24
their customers because they
can't
1:50:27
really hook into the mainframe
it's two
1:50:29
separate separate systems and
we'd been
1:50:31
been through this many times
the the
1:50:34
system the airline booking
systems are
1:50:36
pretty much all COBOL big
mainframe
1:50:39
systems that's why your name is
still
1:50:41
all uppercase they can't even
do mixed
1:50:43
case so they couldn't figure it
out and
1:50:46
that's what I think Trump said
screw it
1:50:49
we'll just block everybody for
a month
1:50:53
that's just one of the many
problems
1:50:55
going on in Europe the the
complete
1:50:58
control for the European
1:51:00
Union Post brexit is in full
effect
1:51:03
countries are now being asked to
1:51:05
consider read to do to put
clauses into
1:51:11
their constitutions the
Netherlands some
1:51:14
politicians have already said
this is
1:51:15
easy we should do this we
should amend
1:51:18
our what they call the con
their their
1:51:20
version of the Constitution to
reflect
1:51:23
this and that is once you're in
the EU
1:51:26
you can no longer ever ever
ever ever
1:51:30
leave and of course they'd like
new
1:51:33
states who come into the Union
to
1:51:35
already have that in there in
their
1:51:38
constitution here's our our
friend
1:51:40
GeForce dot he's the guy when
it comes
1:51:43
to the crazy stuff at the EU
explaining
1:51:45
exactly what he wants so in my
opinion
1:51:48
yes yes yes in your opinion
what is it
1:51:52
so in my opinion yes grexit is
also a
1:51:56
failure of the Union it's also
our
1:51:59
failure we have to recognize
that in
1:52:02
this debate and yes there is a
lesson to
1:52:05
learn from it and this lesson
dear
1:52:07
colleagues is not to undo the
Union as
1:52:10
some are arguing here now this
lesson is
1:52:13
and that we have to learn from
brexit is
1:52:16
too deeply reform the Union to
make it a
1:52:19
real union in the community
that is
1:52:23
Union without obtains opt-outs
rebates
1:52:28
exceptions and above all without
1:52:31
unanimity roots and feet arise
only then
1:52:35
we can act and only then we
will defend
1:52:38
our interest and only then we
defend our
1:52:40
values it is this lack of
effectiveness
1:52:44
that is the problem that we
have seen
1:52:46
embrace
1:52:51
there you go where's the seat
hyah
1:53:13
isn't that nuts
1:53:15
Sieg Heil I'm telling you no no
Bates no
1:53:20
getting out this is a foregone
1:53:24
conclusion that we're gonna do
this I
1:53:26
said only think it's the only
solution
1:53:28
because every time somebody
gets worked
1:53:30
while they're in the union this
what
1:53:31
happen the United States it was
United
1:53:33
States a bunch of states you
know and
1:53:35
then a small a sudden group of
them
1:53:37
decided now you know we don't
like where
1:53:39
things are going started a
civil war you
1:53:42
have to what he said is what
you have to
1:53:44
do i it sounds like you know
the re you
1:53:47
know it sounds like the new
German
1:53:50
Empire is what it amounts to
1:53:51
yeah but still it's either that
or
1:53:54
you're not gonna hold this
together
1:53:55
otherwise you're gonna feel
like hungry
1:53:57
going their own way you know
and they
1:53:59
they're in the EU but they
still do
1:54:01
their own thing which you can't
do that
1:54:02
you gotta bei the rules from
Brussels
1:54:04
polls in the Netherlands show
71% would
1:54:08
like an exit yeah I'm sure they
would
1:54:12
know you got this dis turncoat
this guy
1:54:15
your buddy
1:54:17
what's his name I don't know
these guys
1:54:20
always been a thorn in the side
of
1:54:21
everybody he used to bitch it
that Faraj
1:54:23
yeah this is not my buddy sure
it's not
1:54:27
I thought you knew him no I
know France
1:54:31
Kaymer Monty Ramones but this
was
1:54:33
gift-giver HOF strata Oh team
amounts is
1:54:37
the guy who wants 250 billion
for the
1:54:40
green New Deal and the Green
Deal they
1:54:42
call it the Green Deal
1:54:44
oh yeah all of this is coming
together
1:54:46
beautifully
1:54:47
yeah and they should I think the
1:54:50
Netherlands should give it a
shot
1:54:52
be fun but trying to get out
yeah why
1:54:55
not what do you got to lose
come on yeah
1:55:00
I think it's always over what
do you
1:55:04
mean it's a crisis was the last
I think
1:55:06
it's over I think that you used
is gonna
1:55:08
win this battle and they're
gonna put
1:55:10
the clamps down on everybody it
will be
1:55:13
very interesting to see what
happens
1:55:15
with the UK first of all I
believe the
1:55:18
just going back again to the
konk flu
1:55:20
the reason why the UK's flights
will be
1:55:23
allowed
1:55:24
into the US is because they're
not in
1:55:27
the Schengen area so it's
totally
1:55:29
trackable you know where
someone came
1:55:31
from before they because they
had to
1:55:33
show the passport yeah they
couldn't
1:55:34
have voted across from Greece
and then
1:55:37
gotten to the Italy and then
floated
1:55:39
around and then just snuck into
some
1:55:42
country and flown back it's
harder to do
1:55:44
yeah a little harder to do
1:55:46
however we we see a huge problem
1:55:51
happening in the UK this was
already
1:55:53
warned about as of April 1st
and I don't
1:55:56
know why they still have this
on the
1:55:58
books the digitus digital
services tax
1:56:00
will go into effect which puts
a two
1:56:03
percent corporate tax on all
basically
1:56:09
Americans Silicon Valley
companies so
1:56:15
search engines social networks
etc and I
1:56:20
don't know it's I mean it's not
a law
1:56:23
it's a it's a rule but it they
keep
1:56:25
restating it April 1st 2020 the
the
1:56:29
government will introduce a 2
percent
1:56:31
tax on the revenues of search
engine
1:56:32
social media services and online
1:56:34
marketplaces which derive value
from UK
1:56:37
users there is a limit though I
think
1:56:42
you have to it starts at 30
million
1:56:44
users which is easily lowered
to our you
1:56:47
know thirty thousand listeners
they
1:56:51
could do whatever they want
well but
1:56:55
you're probably gonna do it I'm
1:56:57
surprised it hasn't been done
already
1:56:58
hmm to be honest about it let's
talk a
1:57:02
little bit about the election
the latest
1:57:04
we had another round and we got
a debate
1:57:06
supposedly coming up on Sunday
or
1:57:08
Saturday yes which is probably
not gonna
1:57:11
happen or maybe not it won't
happen with
1:57:13
an audience well yeah so as we
discussed
1:57:17
on the previous show it seems
only just
1:57:19
yesterday the smart money was
on keeping
1:57:23
Biden in his cage keep the
muzzle on but
1:57:27
oh no you can't let the guy out
for
1:57:29
three seconds this is this is
this is
1:57:32
why they're trying I think that
they
1:57:35
should cancel the debate
1:57:36
and they should come up with
some
1:57:38
coronavirus related reason for
it I'm
1:57:41
not sure how you do it they're
already
1:57:43
they've had to negotiate the
joke and
1:57:44
sit down
1:57:46
apparently it's troubling for
him to
1:57:48
stand during these the whole
time I
1:57:51
don't I've only heard this I
have you
1:57:55
sounds right it sounds right I
I know
1:58:00
you have some glitchy stuff
from Joe so
1:58:02
why not not like the last show
I only
1:58:05
have two okay and one of them I
will say
1:58:08
this is an interesting one
because this
1:58:11
is actually one of those
moments where
1:58:13
you can hear things two
different ways
1:58:14
we've had the examples of this
on the
1:58:16
show before and it all stems
back to the
1:58:18
the color of the dress yeah
1:58:21
is it golden golden white or
blue and
1:58:24
black two movies one screen and
so so
1:58:28
I'm listening to this clip now
this is
1:58:30
the clip where Biden says
Hitler's race
1:58:33
referring to Hillary's and it
play the
1:58:36
clip and then I will say that I
have
1:58:38
actually serous seriously and
1:58:43
cognitively accurately heard it
both
1:58:46
ways play it I'm not a pun to
there is
1:58:49
for example I saw there there
was sexism
1:58:51
in Hitler's race and the way
it's real
1:58:56
first of all it's real so you
know that
1:58:59
I heard Hitler not you set me
up let me
1:59:01
listen again I'm not a punter
there is
1:59:03
for example I father there was
sexism in
1:59:06
Hitler's race and the way it's
real yeah
1:59:11
and both those plays I heard I
heard
1:59:14
Hitler the first time but then
one
1:59:16
accidentally I was it was
playing in the
1:59:18
background I heard Hillary and
then we
1:59:20
just played these two times I
heard
1:59:22
Hillary both times I hear
Hitler II I
1:59:25
kind of hear it well there's a
hit
1:59:27
that's the problem it's got a
little
1:59:28
both in there but they they're
will made
1:59:31
a big fuss about this and I had
no you
1:59:32
know who cares but I but I
think your
1:59:34
your point that you I think you
made it
1:59:36
on Twitter that is correct and
so and
1:59:39
what is untrue about the
statement with
1:59:44
nothing untrue no matter which
way you
1:59:46
heard it so yeah
1:59:48
all in on that so the good one
oh is
1:59:51
this Biden going after some
poor schmuck
1:59:53
who I think was a Trump guy or
a Bernie
1:59:56
bro
1:59:57
coming into just a harass him
oh oh just
2:00:00
on that the guy was prepped and
was
2:00:02
reading his entire question
from his
2:00:06
phone yes he was so you know he
was
2:00:09
pretending he appears on Fox &
Friends
2:00:12
the next day on Fox wearing a
don't
2:00:15
tread on me he had it's like
this was an
2:00:18
ambush it was a total ambush of
Joe and
2:00:21
he can look forward to a lot
more of
2:00:23
this it's and what if he's
gonna bike I
2:00:26
mean his bite was so big and and
2:00:30
interestingly do you know what
what most
2:00:33
well most people in my
household because
2:00:35
of course I'm only 49% what
most people
2:00:40
dislike the most about this
clip yes the
2:00:44
shush Inge exactly the shushing
the
2:00:48
shashing was played up by the
left to do
2:00:50
to the max and i thought it was
i but i
2:00:53
heard i said all this will get
people
2:00:55
act but i thought it was what
was more
2:00:58
interesting than the earth some
aspect
2:01:00
of him telling a woman to shush
was
2:01:02
actually the term itself who
uses shush
2:01:06
check the calendar it's 2020
what judy
2:01:12
ahead what is the appropriate
term well
2:01:17
i mean should just eyeballed
her and
2:01:18
just get told her to shut up
with his
2:01:20
eyes but he could have he could
have
2:01:22
said shut up he could have said
quiet he
2:01:27
could have said I'll take that
I can
2:01:30
deal with this which is what he
should
2:01:32
have said well I can I will
shush woman
2:01:36
shush
2:01:36
right well she is clearly a
handler for
2:01:40
in the crowd and I think she
made a
2:01:42
mistake it was her mistake to
2:01:44
immediately jump on that
because that
2:01:46
showed us her job is to steer
the
2:01:49
candidate away from anything
that could
2:01:51
go viral she should be fired
she should
2:01:55
I fail she should have just
moved him
2:01:57
along this
2:01:59
and I hear this too in the
White House
2:02:02
it's worth every single time
there's a
2:02:04
live event right after the
president
2:02:07
says thank you the press and it
sounds
2:02:11
like mainly women or that's
only what
2:02:13
I'm hearing above the you know
the press
2:02:15
starts yelling questions and
the the
2:02:18
White House press people like
they're so
2:02:23
loud and we hear it you know
it's like
2:02:25
hey I can hear you yelling the
whole
2:02:27
time and it's like crazy well
this goes
2:02:32
back to Ronald Reagan Ronald
Reagan
2:02:35
discovered that if he was
cordoned off
2:02:37
if the press is cordoned off
with a rope
2:02:39
and he was coming in on the
chopper or
2:02:42
whatever and he stayed away
from the
2:02:43
press they would get filmed
yelling at
2:02:46
him screaming questions mr.
president
2:02:48
mr. president screaming
questions making
2:02:51
them look like a bunch of
idiots yeah
2:02:54
and I'd like to remember that
during the
2:02:56
Hillary run for president 2016
with the
2:03:00
word the Hillary bus was going
in and
2:03:02
out they would run after the
little
2:03:05
Brian yeah yeah and this sort
of thing
2:03:07
but the way there the Trump
doing it
2:03:10
kind of differently and I think
he's
2:03:12
just making a mistake with this
group of
2:03:14
people that are yeah over
yelling they
2:03:16
should let Trump walk away and
let them
2:03:18
continue to yell at him because
that
2:03:20
makes them look like but in
this case
2:03:23
I'm not talking about oppressor
this is
2:03:26
when he lets know by the way
this is
2:03:28
according to the experts this
is his
2:03:30
presser he does it on purpose
yeah but
2:03:34
it's the room and the cabinet's
meeting
2:03:37
and they the press has to be
sent out of
2:03:39
the room that's know they're
doing it
2:03:42
slowly yeah I think so I should
just
2:03:44
throw and you know who Tim
black hood
2:03:48
well you know the kid doesn't
keep his
2:03:50
step very long talking about
the staff
2:03:54
on the press or the press okay
well
2:03:57
let's just skip back to Biden
this is
2:04:00
the Biden are you with the gun
advocate
2:04:07
I'd like you to explain how you
plan to
2:04:10
not only keep us working about
how you
2:04:12
intend on getting the Union
home when
2:04:14
there's a large portion of the
union
2:04:16
workers are young enthusiasts
and you
2:04:19
are actively trying to do a
minute or
2:04:20
second a minute right to take
away a gun
2:04:22
here for shit oh wait a minute
okay
2:04:28
that's interesting so first he
says
2:04:30
you're full of shit and then
she jumps
2:04:32
in and then he's shush that's
where the
2:04:34
shush came from because he
couldn't get
2:04:35
past the shit he was still in
the shit
2:04:37
shit second second just like
right now
2:04:49
if you yell fire that's not
free speech
2:04:52
the very beginning I have a
shotgun
2:04:54
language 20-gauge a 12-gauge my
son time
2:04:58
guess what I'm not allowed to
hold any
2:05:01
weapon I'm not taking their gun
away at
2:05:03
all you need a hundred rounds I
did not
2:05:08
say that
2:05:51
in America
2:06:01
yeah the AR 14
2:06:04
comment is quite off that's
know this
2:06:08
exists as the air 14 is a
2:06:10
directed-energy weapon used in
the game
2:06:12
hallo everybody knows me really
now
2:06:22
AR 14 yeah ya know now did way
it was
2:06:29
presented and this is pretty
much the
2:06:31
clip
2:06:33
according to Democracy Now now
I'm sorry
2:06:36
I didn't clip this part
2:06:37
she'd never played the clip she
just
2:06:39
said that first bite and and of
course
2:06:41
she's hates biting because amy
is all in
2:06:44
wood Bernie and they all know
he's
2:06:45
getting shafted yeah and she
says that
2:06:49
he threatened to punch the guy
in the
2:06:51
face and then take him out in
the back
2:06:53
and beat him up yeah and I
never heard
2:06:55
anything yeah yeah it's an I
heard it he
2:06:58
says he doesn't say I'll take
you out
2:07:00
back and punch you in the face
and you
2:07:02
want to go outside we'll take
this
2:07:03
outside did he did say it take
you
2:07:05
outside thing ok which is she
oh no
2:07:09
sorry that's wrong one Joe
Biden Bernie
2:07:13
Sanders take your pick okay I
will
2:07:18
anyway the thing was Biden is
kicking
2:07:21
ass and this is not gonna be
unstoppable
2:07:23
but I think that what we have
here and
2:07:26
all we have to do is play this
clip and
2:07:27
this is the tip of the iceberg
this is
2:07:30
what's really going on this is
the
2:07:32
voting irregularities only
democracy now
2:07:34
plays went with this there were
reports
2:07:37
of irregularities at many
polling sites
2:07:40
during Tuesday's primaries in
Missouri
2:07:42
some would-be voters in st.
Louis County
2:07:44
left long lines at dozens of
precincts
2:07:47
without casting a ballot after
the
2:07:49
county's electronic poll books
failed in
2:07:52
Kansas City mayor Quinton Lucas
was
2:07:55
turned away from the polls
Tuesday
2:07:57
morning and told he wasn't in
the system
2:08:00
even though he's voted in the
same
2:08:02
precincts since 2009
2:08:04
mayor Lucas had just posted a
video to
2:08:07
social media stressing the
importance of
2:08:09
voting in Michigan disabled
voters
2:08:11
reported
2:08:13
problems voting in Detroit and
Dearborn
2:08:15
and college students in Ann
Arbor and
2:08:17
East Lansing reported long
lines with
2:08:20
wait times of up to two hours
in a
2:08:22
statement senator Bernie
Sanders called
2:08:24
the voting problems an outrage
writing
2:08:26
quote at a time when Democrats
correctly
2:08:29
attack Republicans for voter
suppression
2:08:31
it's disappointing to see people
2:08:33
standing in long lines for
hours today
2:08:36
waiting to vote in Michigan and
around
2:08:37
the country yeah it's the pole
pads
2:08:41
again they had to go all
high-tech and
2:08:43
all smart and he's when we
reason with
2:08:47
him for a reason this whole
thing the
2:08:51
Democratic the Democrats are
the ones is
2:08:54
that I say what you are I am a
problem
2:08:58
with the Democrats blaming the
2:08:59
Republicans for trying to rig
the
2:09:01
elections are trying to
suppress voters
2:09:03
because they asked for oh they
asked for
2:09:05
an ID oh my god that's
depressing voters
2:09:09
but meanwhile they're pulling
stunts
2:09:10
like this to get make sure that
Bernie
2:09:12
doesn't get elected as a scam
and again
2:09:15
Andy and the Democrats are
really good
2:09:17
at it they bring you illegals
in they
2:09:18
bust them and they have them
vote and
2:09:20
the my understanding is in many
of these
2:09:23
states the actual presidential
candidate
2:09:29
votes were collected by the DNC
2:09:31
separately therefore tallying
the bag
2:09:36
answer price we have the the
backend
2:09:38
that does all the local stuff
was not
2:09:40
even in and it was known it was
like
2:09:41
known that this was not going
to be
2:09:43
ready that won't be ready for a
couple
2:09:45
months
2:09:45
another reason like how can
none of this
2:09:48
be ready
2:09:51
that means years and why am I
even
2:09:53
asking Michael Moore of course
has to
2:09:56
weigh in and now he is a big
Bernie
2:10:00
Sanders supporter and he blames
Trump of
2:10:05
course but I think Trump has
just
2:10:06
pummeled this country so badly
and I
2:10:09
know I mean just you know I'm
lived in
2:10:12
Michigan so I'm I'm familiar
with how
2:10:14
people feel they're frightened
they're
2:10:17
demoralized there is a malaise
that has
2:10:22
spread across this country and
certainly
2:10:24
throughout Michigan
2:10:25
and people can't take one more
day of
2:10:28
this the fact that this
coronavirus has
2:10:31
driven home just how much
danger we're
2:10:35
in for this individual in the
White
2:10:37
House that I think people just
didn't
2:10:42
want to asking people to do two
things
2:10:45
get rid of Trump and get rid of
the
2:10:47
system political and economic
system
2:10:50
they gave us Trump that's what
I think
2:10:52
was too much to ask probably
four people
2:10:54
were just like can we just get
rid of
2:10:56
Trump that's please and I
understand
2:11:00
that okay
2:11:04
that's if that makes him feel
better to
2:11:06
think that that guy's unhinged
but it
2:11:10
was it was really an antibiotic
guy who
2:11:12
really looks like an old woman
2:11:14
the again how they how the the
DNC how
2:11:19
they called everybody up and oh
but I
2:11:22
had a thing about the deals
they were
2:11:23
getting or the proposed deals
who
2:11:25
doesn't mean anything but
apparently
2:11:28
Budaj edge was offered an
ambassadorship
2:11:31
to the UN I think either
Klobuchar and
2:11:38
or a Warren doesn't seem to have
2:11:40
accepted anything but she was
like
2:11:42
Treasury secretary and Kamala
Harris
2:11:47
possibly Attorney General doe
brother
2:11:50
but we still need a vice
president and
2:11:54
there's nothing like a pollster
over on
2:11:56
one of the the CNN's or MSNBC's
to tell
2:11:59
you exactly who bo Jaden needs
and for
2:12:02
these young Bernie people
issues do
2:12:05
matter so yes I think that
Biden's best
2:12:08
play in bringing in the Sanders
people
2:12:10
is to bring with him on the
ticket
2:12:13
somebody who is going to
represent a
2:12:16
more progressive platform yeah
you know
2:12:19
like I said not money you know
and and
2:12:24
also somebody who is not a
white male
2:12:27
right
2:12:29
white very diverse so right
just say not
2:12:32
can you believe this
2:12:34
we just need not white not
white excuse
2:12:37
me do you understand that's
kind of
2:12:40
racist you say not white you
know don't
2:12:45
you want to bring in the best
person
2:12:47
possible no not white Oh penis
you know
2:12:51
and also somebody who is not a
white
2:12:54
male right perfectly not white
and then
2:12:57
saying right like you know
right don't
2:13:00
you agree everyone agrees white
met
2:13:02
white people with penises bad a
white
2:13:05
male right preferably not white
the
2:13:08
party is very diverse so I
would think
2:13:10
Kamala Harris or Stacey Abrams
would be
2:13:14
my top two picks because
they're hitting
2:13:16
three metrics all at once gender
2:13:19
diversity racial diversity and
2:13:21
ideological diversity now if we
look at
2:13:23
your check box is your
candidate grisham
2:13:25
qualifies to cheaters no she's
much
2:13:28
better than the other ones
because was
2:13:30
set for a Camelot but grisham
is a
2:13:33
Native American which is even
better not
2:13:36
she's from the western state
which is
2:13:38
what you need and she's a woman
so she's
2:13:39
the one no kinetic three no
penis big
2:13:43
three tulsi gabbard by the way
is still
2:13:45
running you know and now
described
2:13:47
everywhere on mainstream media
as a
2:13:49
woman of color you know we
still have a
2:13:56
Tulsi Gabbard in the race a
woman of
2:13:58
color and why don't you say a
2:14:01
representative from the great
state of
2:14:03
Hawaii now a woman of color you
know
2:14:06
it's Veterans actually she is
she still
2:14:09
in the reserves she checks for
boxes cuz
2:14:15
she's got military does she
have a penis
2:14:19
that's another one she's well I
don't
2:14:20
know actually maybe okay I'm
just saying
2:14:24
the candidate that I have my
eyes on
2:14:28
presented himself to the press
and a
2:14:32
very very shit
2:14:33
I'm sorry him I think you had
you I
2:14:36
thought you were the amy
klobuchar fan
2:14:38
no John I'm for the vice
president no
2:14:42
I'm no I'm talking about the
president
2:14:44
who I want to run would see as
president
2:14:47
of the United States the guy I
will be
2:14:50
voting for averman supreme of
course he
2:14:54
presented himself to the press
exactly I
2:15:13
love me some vermin supreme
vermin
2:15:16
supreme 2020 dot-com he's your
guy
2:15:19
it couldn't be any worse vermin
supreme
2:15:23
is is definitely the funniest
candidate
2:15:25
I want to play one more thing
about
2:15:26
these elections and this was on
PBS and
2:15:29
this was a little back and
forth with
2:15:32
Judy and a couple of women
going on and
2:15:35
on about electing a woman
president and
2:15:38
they they made a number of
assertions
2:15:39
that I think are complete bull
crap is a
2:15:42
very short clip but it's worth
listening
2:15:44
to electing a woman president
what what
2:15:47
are some examples of what women
still
2:15:50
have to deal with you know we
just heard
2:15:52
Elizabeth Warren say look if I
say there
2:15:55
was a there was a problem with
sexism
2:15:57
people accused me of whining
but the
2:16:00
reverse you know women know
that's just
2:16:02
not true there is sexism out
there
2:16:04
certainly and we know from our
research
2:16:07
that women are held to a higher
standard
2:16:09
on the issues of qualification
and
2:16:11
likability
2:16:12
voters assume men are qualified
all men
2:16:15
have to do is put out their
resume and
2:16:17
women have to prove it over and
over and
2:16:19
that's part of the reason we
saw this
2:16:20
creeping electability refrain
coming up
2:16:23
over and over and we also know
that like
2:16:26
abilities are non-negotiable
for women
2:16:28
voters won't vote for a woman
if they
2:16:30
don't like her and they
2:16:31
vote for a man that they don't
like and
2:16:34
likability is something that's
so
2:16:36
subjective the advice is like
walking a
2:16:39
tightrope use humor
2:16:40
not too much humor take credit
but also
2:16:43
share credit dress nice but not
too nice
2:16:46
so much of it is based on
hunches and
2:16:49
opinions and that's such a
burden that
2:16:51
women have to bear and men
simply do
2:16:55
such a burden haven't they
learned how
2:16:58
to dress now listen to that
bullcrap
2:17:00
likeability if it's a guy you
don't like
2:17:03
you don't vote for a guy cuz
he's a man
2:17:05
that's bull crap women will do
that
2:17:07
he'll know for women just
because
2:17:09
they're women
2:17:10
I if I don't like the guy when
we've
2:17:12
done it on the show he's a
schmuck I'm
2:17:14
not gonna vote for some guy
don't I
2:17:16
think as unlikable is a creep
but and
2:17:18
dead by the way the proof of
the pudding
2:17:20
was Bloomberg yeah exactly
2:17:24
he had everything including
money yeah
2:17:28
nobody liked them I mean even
even Billy
2:17:31
Joel got Christie Brinkley with
money
2:17:33
there you go but Bloomberg
couldn't
2:17:36
couldn't buy a vote this is out
of the
2:17:39
Hillary playbook out of her
Hulu special
2:17:42
I've watched the second episode
in other
2:17:45
an hour each these episodes and
Hillary
2:17:48
said something very similar she
said I
2:17:50
have to do it takes me an hour
for
2:17:52
makeup man just throw on a
pop-up and
2:17:54
I'm like that's not true that
is so
2:17:57
untrue
2:17:57
men have grooming habits we
have things
2:18:00
we need to do we need to put a
knife on
2:18:03
our face
2:18:04
typically in the morning if the
2:18:05
interviews in the afternoon we
got to do
2:18:07
it again which means if you
have TV
2:18:09
makeup on removing it there's
definitely
2:18:11
some time that goes into it I
found that
2:18:15
quite offensive but the timing
of this
2:18:19
there she is full circling
overhead the
2:18:23
timing of this documentary is
so obvious
2:18:26
I mean I don't know when she's
gonna
2:18:29
make a move but it this this
thing is
2:18:32
set up for it and there's a
review of
2:18:35
the second episode indeed it's
around
2:18:37
1990 when she turns and she
goes from
2:18:41
that means obvious hero for
young girls
2:18:44
and
2:18:44
women and an on a path and she
turns
2:18:48
into a dude I think she said
alright
2:18:50
that's it
2:18:50
I'm gonna run bill and
especially after
2:18:53
he lost his re-election you see
her
2:18:56
walking in front of him and her
lost
2:18:58
re-election he lost the
re-election of
2:19:00
governor of Arkansas yes sir no
Leanne
2:19:02
Arkansas sure okay
2:19:04
and then he won the next time
after
2:19:06
Hillary took over cuz bill yeah
bill is
2:19:10
charismatic and he's an oath he
likes to
2:19:13
get high he likes a drink likes
to hang
2:19:15
out that's why Hillary got
involved in
2:19:17
all these these douche bags the
savings
2:19:19
and loan shit the whitewater of
course
2:19:22
bill was in the background with
the
2:19:24
bushes doing mean Arkansas
running all
2:19:26
the coke
2:19:27
so she was corrupted and
couldn't get
2:19:29
out of it and just decide I'm
gonna be a
2:19:31
dude and I'm gonna run at night
and I
2:19:32
one day I'll be President but
she very
2:19:35
she becomes very mean very
mean-spirited
2:19:38
very angry and says things like
2:19:43
they meant to easy so I can't
wait for
2:19:47
episode three help my brain
even further
2:19:52
that somebody's picking up the
slack do
2:19:55
you think she's going to take a
stab
2:19:57
somewhere along the line well I
mean
2:19:58
that's always been my theory
but this
2:20:00
the timing is getting really
sketchy
2:20:03
defective product as candidates
I mean
2:20:06
they are trying to protect the
public
2:20:08
from knowing this but that's
not gonna
2:20:10
work it's working fine it
doesn't work
2:20:13
people listen to our show or
people that
2:20:15
are online but the mainstream
media
2:20:18
doesn't play any of these clips
I mean
2:20:20
they sometimes I mean the
Democracy Now
2:20:22
will approach it once in a
while but
2:20:24
this isn't normally played this
is they
2:20:26
don't be great Joe for being a
bumbling
2:20:30
idiot I think you're
overestimating the
2:20:33
power of the mainstream I think
that
2:20:35
power is gone in fact I think
it's
2:20:38
demonstrable people no longer
trust it
2:20:42
they certainly don't trust any
2:20:44
mainstream after this
coronavirus no one
2:20:46
no one trusted I think that
it's the
2:20:50
word is out everyone can see it
just
2:20:52
because they're not saying it
doesn't
2:20:53
mean that people aren't aware
of it and
2:20:55
the people who come on and
pretend
2:20:57
and have ever have something at
our in
2:21:00
the game but the photos you've
isolated
2:21:03
yourself from reality
2:21:04
oh yeah sure you're now in
dimension B
2:21:07
shut the fuck up you're very
annoying
2:21:10
today yeah you've just been
incredibly
2:21:13
annoying the whole time
2:21:16
that's a good question I don't
know why
2:21:20
you're buying it I'm just
saying I'm not
2:21:22
buying that the public doesn't
pay any
2:21:24
attention to mainstream media
the public
2:21:27
is catching on that you can
argue that
2:21:30
with me but then say that I've
no longer
2:21:32
in reality I'm in dimension B
is an
2:21:34
incredible insult well I mean
if you
2:21:36
okay I'm sorry I said that but
I'm not
2:21:38
buying any of it I think the
mainstream
2:21:41
media has got a lot more
influence I
2:21:43
think there's a crossover point
maybe
2:21:45
some people are paying some
attention
2:21:47
but they still have the
influence in New
2:21:49
York Times CNN MSNBC
2:21:52
NBC let's skip the image you
really
2:21:55
think you really think that
they still
2:21:56
have the power that they used
to have no
2:22:00
they don't have the power they
not all
2:22:02
of the power they used to have
they have
2:22:04
most of the power they used to
have so
2:22:07
can we just have a disagreement
on it
2:22:09
instead of shaming people okay
2:22:14
right I don't know why you're so
2:22:19
sensitive
2:22:24
I'm not sense that if I'm just
2:22:26
responding I'm just got a
little tired
2:22:27
of it what you just said to me
that was
2:22:29
a jerk oh the whole show and
it's
2:22:31
working you know and yeah yeah
well that
2:22:35
seems you seem oversensitive
you started
2:22:37
off by telling me I was out of
my mind
2:22:39
about coronavirus so and then I
never
2:22:42
said you when did I use the
words you
2:22:44
were out of your mind you know
what I'm
2:22:45
talking about
2:22:47
no I'm was go I was backing
your theory
2:22:51
up debt that grown a virus
thing is
2:22:52
something phony about it and
it's just
2:22:55
gonna end all of a sudden when
it should
2:22:57
right and then okay fine that's
how you
2:23:00
want to take it your side in a
strange
2:23:04
way of doing I was backing you
up a
2:23:06
hundred percent let's listen to
the
2:23:10
call that once again our Russian
2:23:14
hoaxsters are on path and they
Lucy who
2:23:18
was the last birthday they they
punked
2:23:20
Bernie by calling and saying
that oh
2:23:22
this is Greta and Greta's dad
and they
2:23:24
did the same thing to Prince
Harry who's
2:23:26
for some reason thinks he still
is
2:23:29
allowed to speak on behalf of
anything
2:23:31
even though he's effectively no
longer a
2:23:32
royal kicked out but here he is
with
2:23:36
some good old agenda has been
created
2:24:31
from this change in climate so
again we
2:24:38
have to almost physically shake
these
2:24:40
people and get them to realize
that it's
2:24:42
not only of a few things of
your future
2:24:44
which you've said over and over
again
2:24:46
which I apology for and also
that they
2:24:48
are directly responsible for
actually
2:24:51
killing people and wiping out
whole
2:24:52
communities and now I'm
confident that
2:24:56
within the next five to ten
years things
2:24:57
will change but we can't wait
for us at
2:24:59
all times or ten years so I
think if
2:25:02
Donald Trump can be can become
the
2:25:04
president the United States of
America
2:25:06
then anything's possible right
ah so
2:25:09
good so good I hope they do
just do more
2:25:13
people why does this guy even I
don't
2:25:16
want to even get into why these
guys
2:25:18
make public appearances
2:25:21
because someone's willing to
pay for it
2:25:23
someone is willing to pay for
these
2:25:25
these two to show up they love
it they
2:25:28
love it
2:25:31
what was your I wish I could
find that
2:25:33
old clip of Joy Behar
2:25:35
when she had her show you you
can try
2:25:39
mm-hmm
2:25:40
when she goes off on rush
limbaugh she
2:25:44
just goes nuts and she says I
cuz Rush
2:25:46
Limbaugh was did we have a real
clip
2:25:48
yeah it's a real clip mm-hmm
and what
2:25:51
she says is on the clip so I
don't
2:25:55
understand how this guy can get
off
2:25:56
saying any of this stuff about
about the
2:25:58
climate because he's not a
climate
2:26:00
expert he's not a climate
scientist he
2:26:04
doesn't know what he's talking
about and
2:26:05
I was used that as kind of the
model for
2:26:08
like why is how come it's if
one guy on
2:26:12
one side of the argument says
this seems
2:26:14
like bogus doesn't make a lot
of logical
2:26:16
sense that's bad but if a guy
like the
2:26:20
princess just the opposite of
anybody is
2:26:23
not an expert it's Prince Harry
2:26:26
he doesn't know anything about
climate
2:26:28
science he's never been a
scientist what
2:26:29
he does know he knows a lot
about coal
2:26:31
his family is he's even even
Harry has
2:26:35
been involved in coal mining I
guess the
2:26:39
coal mining yeah yeah he was
out there
2:26:42
digging exactly he certainly
knows about
2:26:47
it
2:26:48
okay we have let's see where
are we
2:26:51
we've got an OTG segment coming
up I
2:26:53
think we should take a little a
little
2:26:56
break and thank the rest of our
2:26:58
producers here no agenda
imagine all the
2:27:03
people who could do with us oh
yeah
2:27:05
that'd be fine
2:27:06
[Music]
2:27:13
yes we have people to think
starting
2:27:15
with Ron Conway should be Conway
2:27:19
Underwood says there
2:27:20
Ron Ron convey convey Ron
convey in
2:27:25
Lincoln Nebraska $160 is 16
cents he he
2:27:29
actually wrote a note I'm gonna
read
2:27:30
part of it with his double boob
donation
2:27:33
which is what that amounts to I
finally
2:27:35
reached knighthood now I think
he's on
2:27:37
the list because I did send
that one in
2:27:38
yes even though John called my
boob
2:27:41
donations immature
2:27:43
I've enjoyed them and finally
when did I
2:27:46
do this
2:27:47
I've enjoyed them and finally
reached
2:27:49
the point where I can sit at the
2:27:51
roundtable in honor of the son's
2:27:52
nickname for me and the fact
that I have
2:27:54
been an ice hockey referee for
two
2:27:57
decades now there's a job an
ice hockey
2:28:01
referee I'd like to be referred
to as so
2:28:05
sir Rowland ref of the frozen
sheet I'd
2:28:11
like padrone per domos and root
beer for
2:28:15
domos I hadn't ordered this yet
what is
2:28:18
it
2:28:18
P er do m OS which is a fine
cigar and a
2:28:24
sweet drink is he so some sort
of brand
2:28:27
of cigars okeydoke got it I
don't know I
2:28:30
never heard of him thank you
for all you
2:28:32
doing keeping our make little
small and
2:28:34
thanks for my son grant for
hitting me
2:28:35
in the mouth Brad jozu ski is
still a
2:28:38
douche bag douche bag oh it's
calling it
2:28:42
out and Epstein didn't kill
himself no
2:28:46
jingles no karma okay you
wouldn't get
2:28:48
him anyway a Rob Van Dyke is
next on the
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list
2:28:51
$100 Erik Mackie 800 8 sir Luke
the VY
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count of London and the South
East 777
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70s in London
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Matthew mmm Mangan 69 Thomas
wood 60 in
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Grantsville South Carolina
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Ami's Florida jobs comer will
give you
2:29:18
that at the end
2:29:19
Barun Bob at the High Point
High Point
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North Carolina sir Mike in
Wakefield
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5510 Anthony Rodriguez in
Tucson Arizona
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5510 Rick Lopaka in Hope Rhode
Island
2:29:33
52-42 he says no exaggerations
the show
2:29:39
is at max sanity mm-hmm and
here we go
2:29:44
this is it has to be where this
is a
2:29:46
Rene DuPont has a complaint my
name is
2:29:54
Rene DuPont and I was declared
in its
2:29:57
today Mon Show 1209 you told me
that
2:30:02
would be me to contact you with
my
2:30:04
chosen title the following week
I sent
2:30:08
in my title request along with a
2:30:09
donation of 5512 nothing
happened I've
2:30:13
sent you to emails since then
all I get
2:30:15
to no avail I'm a little
disappointed
2:30:19
because I followed the
instructions to
2:30:22
the letter if I am deemed
worthy of Dame
2:30:25
hood well you'd obviously
2:30:26
please title me and she's on
the list
2:30:28
name chard Rene of the Lala new
grape
2:30:33
fields but also a please big
thank you
2:30:37
to sir animus of the dark patch
and
2:30:40
lover Laura Sabo via please
excuse my
2:30:43
terrible spelling I love the
show and
2:30:46
will continue listening no
matter what
2:30:48
happens with this does she have
any
2:30:50
requests for the round table
2:30:52
I'm sure neighbor Bob of a nope
none
2:30:56
she's good to go I would give
her a car
2:31:01
mop just for her it being in
community
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specifically you've got karma I
believe
2:31:09
yes yes Alexander BT in Houston
and I
2:31:12
apologize Renee you got stuck
in the
2:31:16
vortex it does happen and
doesn't have
2:31:18
no women so often but does
happen 5001
2:31:21
in Houston Texas Robert
2:31:23
dry kosan dry coast rikuson dry
cuss in
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an Oshkosh B'gosh Wisconsin he
says he's
2:31:32
never claimed his knighthood
and wish to
2:31:35
bestow it upon my wife Jennifer
whose
2:31:38
birthdays on the 13th she's on
the
2:31:39
birthday list she can be
referred to as
2:31:42
Dame Jennifer Drexel yes she's
also on
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the damn list she's there boom
oh check
2:31:49
in El Cerrito California hey
there goo
2:31:51
is right down the street from
me Daniel
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Kish in Macomb Michigan these
are all
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$50 donors name and location
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Sir George whoo shit
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Robert deccan hey and Fairfax
Virginia
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Robert Kerr back in essexville
Michigan
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Kimberly Redmond in Toronto
Ontario Roy
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ten hava in pie knocker you
Jonathan
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Ferris and liberal Kansas
roasts and
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tuchkov in London UK and last
but not
2:32:29
least Baroness Susan Johnson
they're in
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Hillsboro Oregon I would think
all these
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folks are contributing to show
12:24
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yeah thank you it was a good
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enjoyed that and we've got a
lot of
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we're doing them all though
when when
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let us know what you want the
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it's you know I have to order
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in the
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the Baron
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[Music]
2:36:03
No Agenda meetups there where
the No
2:36:05
Agenda producers gather for
some sanity
2:36:08
they gather amongst themselves
all over
2:36:10
the world it's happening
multiple times
2:36:13
a week as I said it's a global
event I
2:36:16
was I'm thinking maybe if I can
swing it
2:36:19
drop by the the meetup tonight
although
2:36:22
we may have some surprise
visitors so I
2:36:24
know if I can make it but the
one in
2:36:25
Austin I think is taking place
before we
2:36:28
do that though let's listen to
a meet-up
2:36:31
report from winston-salem this
is berrin
2:36:35
Bob at the winston-salem Meetup
and
2:36:37
we're having a great time it's
like a
2:36:39
party this is a douchebag named
Ben
2:36:42
having a great time
2:36:44
douchebaggery soon to be
remedied this
2:36:46
is a dude named Joe in the
morning we're
2:36:49
having a great time here what's
the
2:36:50
salem this is a dude named Sam
thank you
2:36:52
for your courage to say go
podcasting
2:37:02
and even though he's not here
he's with
2:37:05
us in spirit on a stick Sir
Andrew sends
2:37:08
his greetings and says thanks
for the
2:37:10
courage and thank you all for
your
2:37:12
courage meetups coming up as
said
2:37:14
tonight we had the local 512
meet up in
2:37:17
Austin the Connecticut meet up
as well
2:37:18
on Friday Charlotte Charlotte's
number
2:37:21
three spot the spooktacular
that'll be
2:37:24
at Sycamore brewing Colorado
local 5280
2:37:27
in the Denver area we heard a
donation
2:37:29
from that earlier on they're on
a
2:37:30
six-week cycle that's at
Hofbrau in
2:37:33
Colorado in Denver also on
Friday the
2:37:36
13th of course a very popular
day for
2:37:38
some meetups the Mississippi
rocket
2:37:40
ranch 4 o'clock in the
afternoon now you
2:37:43
do need to RSVP you may even be
too late
2:37:46
now time thinking about it but
look at
2:37:49
oh by today I have a note here
if you
2:37:51
want to because this is at the
Stennis
2:37:53
Space Center in South
Mississippi's
2:37:55
Hancock County it's gonna be a
good one
2:37:58
I'll bet so make sure you go to
nodes in
2:38:00
the meetups comm and register
for that
2:38:01
in Amsterdam tomorrow as well
the No
2:38:03
Agenda meets that t.o.p podcast
the top
2:38:08
hmm this is a complicated thing
they've
2:38:10
done here but it's going to be
good we
2:38:13
have a lot of producers in
Amsterdam
2:38:15
the lowlands in general loci de
staat is
2:38:17
where you want to be Saturday
2:38:19
Charleston's six week cycle
event home
2:38:22
team downtown barbecue in the
heart of
2:38:24
college basketball season yeah
while it
2:38:27
lasts and Sunday the Las Vegas
ooh this
2:38:31
is new a last-minute meetup at
atomic
2:38:34
liquors look for the girl in a
jean
2:38:37
jacket and white sneakers she's
in town
2:38:39
for a work trip her name is
Katherine
2:38:42
she's organizing wow that
sounds like a
2:38:45
honey honey pot trap to me if I
ever
2:38:47
heard one
2:38:48
check it out on Sunday Las
Vegas and
2:38:51
then Monday we have the Essie a
Royal
2:38:55
Caribbean Oasis opposed the see
Royal
2:38:58
Caribbean Oasis of the Seas
what the
2:39:02
heck is this calling all
cruisers cruise
2:39:04
goers who might be on the oasis
of the
2:39:07
sea meet up in the schooner bar
deck six
2:39:10
bring bring your face mask I
guess Dame
2:39:15
Miao dicin and douchebag Dave
are
2:39:17
hosting that I can't wait to
find out
2:39:19
about this Meetup
2:39:21
it is in where where is this
thing I
2:39:24
don't see a place wherever the
ship is
2:39:26
yeah but I don't know where it
it'll be
2:39:28
out the seat for all we know I
was
2:39:30
literally saying wherever this
oh okay
2:39:32
man well yeah if you're on the
ship it's
2:39:35
a 2 p.m. I'll be on Monday good
luck the
2:39:43
ship sold what 3,000 people
they could
2:39:45
be it could be people there
it's just
2:39:47
it's just funny to have any
kind of fun
2:39:49
event on a cruise ship at this
time it's
2:39:52
like seems seems like in your
rooms yeah
2:39:56
enjoy that I wanted I want to
meet up
2:39:58
report from the Royal Caribbean
Oasis of
2:40:01
the Seas if you heard something
want
2:40:04
more details go to no agenda
meetups
2:40:06
calm if there isn't something
near you
2:40:08
it's very simple all you have
to do is
2:40:10
add something anybody can do it
it's
2:40:12
free and it's great for your
mental
2:40:14
health your amygdala great to
meet other
2:40:16
people from different
backgrounds walks
2:40:18
of life race creed color
religion you
2:40:21
name it but all one thing in
common we
2:40:23
don't trigger we love talking
with each
2:40:24
other no
2:40:25
gender meetups calm go there now
2:40:28
[Music]
2:40:29
[Applause]
2:40:34
[Music]
2:40:40
you wanna be
2:40:42
everybody feels the same
2:40:44
[Music]
2:40:47
and we should mention that did
you say
2:41:05
something because I couldn't
hear it
2:41:07
through the jingle were you did
you just
2:41:09
on the meetup thing of that
okay yes we
2:41:14
have to remind people that the
meetup
2:41:16
site is for meetups is not for
our
2:41:19
announcements or selling cars
or let's
2:41:23
be specific about it there's a
thing
2:41:25
called the childer Berg camping
trip
2:41:27
which is a libertarian
conspiracy
2:41:29
theorist thing going on in
Austin and
2:41:31
they wanted to put it on the
meetups but
2:41:34
it's not a meet-up and we have
to we
2:41:38
have to make it clear so this
thing
2:41:40
doesn't get to our meetup site
doesn't
2:41:42
get clogged with anything
that's not
2:41:43
meetups specific to the show so
if if
2:41:47
you had this before we had this
2:41:49
discussion before right my
question is
2:41:53
if it's at an existing event
such as the
2:41:56
furries such as the the soccer
game in
2:42:02
in Texas I think it was Dallas
how do
2:42:08
you do that you have a meetup
at the
2:42:12
event right but isn't that what
these
2:42:13
guys were doing a meet-up
2:42:14
at that event it sounded like a
plug for
2:42:17
the event itself okay in other
words if
2:42:21
you had the furry thing for
example you
2:42:23
have a bunch of furries meeting
up at a
2:42:25
convention that was actually
the site
2:42:27
yes the idea is not to plug the
2:42:30
convention now if they come if
the
2:42:32
furries come and say we got
this great
2:42:34
furry thing going on and then
you just
2:42:36
coincidentally there's a
meet-up there
2:42:38
guys I just think we have to
keep it no
2:42:40
I I'm in agreement
2:42:41
I just want lifting understand
2:42:43
understand the rules that makes
a lot of
2:42:45
sense so the way to position it
would
2:42:47
have been we're having a no
agenda
2:42:50
meetup and the location is here
right
2:42:56
but even in this case it was
pretty do
2:43:00
okay I don't know anything
about this
2:43:02
children burg lots of people
talking
2:43:04
about it I've got no idea
2:43:07
it's an awesome there's going
to meet me
2:43:08
the guy chatted it up with you
know each
2:43:12
I did what up with me I don't
know he
2:43:18
says I'd the guy tells me that
Adam
2:43:20
contacted him and y'all bought
into that
2:43:25
the other I didn't care whether
you
2:43:27
contact him or not
2:43:28
well I contacted no one but I
have seen
2:43:31
I have seen posts about it I
have seen
2:43:33
Twitter things about it but
I've never
2:43:34
contacted anybody alright so
let's try
2:43:37
and keep it meetup specific
everybody
2:43:40
now the OTG story which I want
to do
2:43:42
because I've been holding on to
this for
2:43:44
two weeks we just haven't
gotten to it
2:43:46
it's been so much going on is
about this
2:43:49
geofencing warrant that took
place in
2:43:52
florida here's the background
there a
2:43:54
search warrant was issued by the
2:43:55
Gainesville Police Department
to Google
2:43:57
for GPS has drawn the attention
of some
2:44:00
experts in April of last year
GPD file
2:44:03
was known as a geo-fenced
warrant for
2:44:06
three houses at their
properties on
2:44:08
Northwest 32nd Street they want
Google
2:44:10
to give them the GPS data of
anyone with
2:44:13
Google accounts in that area
during a
2:44:16
burglary that happened in late
March of
2:44:17
last year professor of media
law Frank
2:44:20
Lamont a with the University of
Florida
2:44:22
and the Brechner Center for
freedom of
2:44:24
information says that one's
right to
2:44:26
privacy and matters like this
one may
2:44:28
have been signed away in the
terms and
2:44:30
conditions for use of online
mobile
2:44:33
services once you use a service
like say
2:44:35
Gmail you're agreeing to the
terms of
2:44:38
use of Gmail and part of that
may be
2:44:40
that they reserve the right to
be able
2:44:42
to comply with a warrant or
turn over
2:44:44
your data if they're demanded
to do so
2:44:46
most recently an anonymous
third party
2:44:48
filed to have the search
warrant squatch
2:44:50
or quash in Alachua County
based on
2:44:53
privacy and Fourth Amendment
concerns
2:44:54
and that motion that's not yet
been seen
2:44:56
by a judge so this is really a
quite an
2:44:59
interesting case and I think
it's
2:45:01
something that we'll see more
of in the
2:45:03
future if it even comes to
light in the
2:45:05
mainstream this the guy there
was a guy
2:45:08
who was on his bike and
2:45:10
he lives nearby a house that
was burgled
2:45:12
burglar burgled and the local
police
2:45:19
asked Google for a geofence of
any
2:45:24
devices they had seen in that
area which
2:45:28
includes the street out in
front and I
2:45:30
guess some of the neighboring
properties
2:45:32
so that they could issue well
they
2:45:35
wanted a warrant they I guess
they
2:45:36
issued a warrant for this that
they
2:45:38
wanted this and this guy
happened to
2:45:41
live nearby was biking through
the area
2:45:44
and all of a sudden now they
want to
2:45:47
look at all of his all of his
2:45:48
information and this is I think
this is
2:45:52
a this is a new it's a new road
that law
2:45:57
enforcement is going down you
know we
2:45:58
have the ring cameras that
really has to
2:46:02
happen with permission of the
owner of
2:46:04
the video but even that seems
to be more
2:46:07
easy to opt into and I'm a
little bit
2:46:09
concerned about this I mean you
could be
2:46:11
implicated and stuff and then
have the
2:46:14
authorities go through your
information
2:46:17
just based upon the fact that
you were
2:46:19
sore your phone was somewhere
at a
2:46:22
certain time which brings you
to there's
2:46:25
some great storytelling where
you could
2:46:27
take the phone and plant it on
a dog
2:46:28
exactly but there has to be a
crime unit
2:46:34
needs to be somewhere where
there's it
2:46:35
where something takes place and
you'd
2:46:37
have to know about it
2:46:38
but how about this how about
just you
2:46:41
know like don't what if you're
if you're
2:46:44
a burglar an idiot criminal
don't bring
2:46:47
your live phone with you when
you bust
2:46:50
into a house house I'm gonna
talk to the
2:46:52
getaway car I mean come on
2:46:55
this is the stupidity of the
criminal
2:46:57
class but what's worse is that
as an
2:47:00
innocent person a warrant can
be issued
2:47:02
just to go through your show I
think you
2:47:05
could set someone up exactly
yeah but
2:47:09
you know and the next thing
happens is
2:47:11
who know this is for the people
I have
2:47:13
nothing to hide people so what
if the
2:47:15
authorities could just go
through your
2:47:17
Gmail today just based upon the
fact
2:47:20
that you were in a certain area
or your
2:47:21
phone was in a certain area at
a certain
2:47:23
they get access to one thing and
2:47:25
especially if it's you know
Google which
2:47:27
all these apps you have to give
away the
2:47:30
store to use them and any one
of them
2:47:33
you know if you didn't go
through any
2:47:35
route to get all this data if
they're
2:47:37
collecting the data as they as
we think
2:47:39
they probably are because for
marketing
2:47:41
reasons yeah it's a real
problem at this
2:47:44
to me still goes back to the
first time
2:47:46
they put the black box in the
car and
2:47:49
right now it's for one thing
but pretty
2:47:51
soon it's gonna be getting for
speeding
2:47:53
tickets in the mail you know oh
you went
2:47:55
too fast the other Tuesday on
the
2:47:57
freeway yeah yeah it's just
this is a
2:48:00
before gone conclusion we're
doomed
2:48:02
yeah the the worst part is the
is that
2:48:05
it's just gonna cost you more
money to
2:48:07
stay anonymous
2:48:08
now with the keeper and I have
new
2:48:11
health insurance I like it's
pretty good
2:48:14
outfit but you know there you
go hey
2:48:16
install the app for your
telemedicine I
2:48:18
really don't need I don't need
a consult
2:48:20
I need to talk to you but you
know
2:48:22
what's coming discounts
discounts you
2:48:27
got to put the app on your
phone I
2:48:28
wouldn't even mind calling the
doctor
2:48:31
from a browser you know but no
no no you
2:48:34
have to use that no you're right
2:48:36
the discounts are already
insurance
2:48:38
companies have played with this
2:48:39
marketing strategy and it's
working out
2:48:41
progressive being one of them
with the
2:48:43
right a little clogged or
whatever it is
2:48:45
or you call them up every state
farm
2:48:47
actually if you call them it
once a
2:48:48
month and tell them your
mileage they
2:48:50
give you a discount there's a
lot of
2:48:52
this sort of thing going on if
you tell
2:48:54
them but by the way I want to
just
2:48:56
mention this this is what irks
me
2:48:57
because mechanics bank our bank
all of a
2:49:02
sudden is jacked up all their
fees on
2:49:03
everything like crazy I guess
they saw
2:49:06
something coming yeah so it's
like a
2:49:09
total rip and now the free ATM
isn't
2:49:12
free anymore if you somebody
else's you
2:49:14
used to be everything was free
and now
2:49:16
it's not yeah if you had like
an X
2:49:19
amount of money then they would
refund
2:49:20
the ATM fees yeah yeah they
don't do
2:49:23
that anymore she's I think
they're
2:49:25
pulling it and now the thing
that gets
2:49:27
me is that the ATM I remember
when it
2:49:30
came into play I think was in
the 60s or
2:49:32
70s seventies maybe probably the
2:49:36
seventies
2:49:37
the thing comes up and goes
like this oh
2:49:38
this will save so much money
because we
2:49:40
don't have to have as many
tellers we
2:49:42
can have an ATM machine machine
and that
2:49:46
saves us money it saves you
money saves
2:49:48
everybody money yeah and then
all of a
2:49:50
sudden we go from saving
everybody money
2:49:52
to having us money to use it go
to a
2:49:58
teller in that they don't
charge me that
2:50:00
five bucks to talk to the
teller how
2:50:03
does it go from free money
saving device
2:50:06
to what you have to have a fill
you have
2:50:08
to pay to use it this is what
happens
2:50:10
with what you just described
it's like a
2:50:13
discount for progressive and
then pretty
2:50:15
soon it's a fee while you're
saving so
2:50:17
much money you know all the
money you're
2:50:19
saving you have to pay now to
use this
2:50:21
system it's like what the cable
2:50:23
companies you know they used to
be
2:50:24
oh yeah we're getting broader
2:50:25
distribution when it was CCTV
remember
2:50:28
that community television you
have a den
2:50:30
town it was the beginning of
cable yes
2:50:33
nobody was free and now you
have to pay
2:50:35
for carriage yep
2:50:38
so that says this Doug D I can
go on
2:50:42
well I'd say bitcoin is the
answer I'm
2:50:44
looking at the price of Bitcoin
man that
2:50:46
crashed I mean it's basically
it should
2:50:51
technically why not because it's
2:50:53
supposed to be this big
security blanket
2:50:55
so when the market crashes
you'll have
2:50:57
all your money a Bitcoin to be
safe yeah
2:51:00
I do it's just not worth it as
much
2:51:02
anymore it is I have it all
it's still
2:51:05
safe but it's now at six
thousand
2:51:08
dollars that's down from man we
were
2:51:10
above ten just uh what two
weeks ago but
2:51:15
switch to gold well it's
actually no you
2:51:16
know I still got two coins
2:51:18
I got Krugerrands Queens it's I
find
2:51:21
actually interesting what what
bitcoin
2:51:23
is doing I don't really know
what that I
2:51:28
mean it's o parently people
found that
2:51:31
that was not a safe haven and
sold it
2:51:34
off but maybe we'll see the V
recovery
2:51:38
there as well
2:51:39
I think there's if there's
gonna be a V
2:51:43
recovery anywhere it would be
in Bitcoin
2:51:46
that would be a cuz that's what
it does
2:51:49
anyway yeah well this would be
a pretty
2:51:51
significant V if it did this
but it's
2:51:53
possible it's possible I'm a
hablar I
2:51:55
mean for the long-term it's
like we
2:51:57
still have the happening coming
up
2:51:58
around May so right now I think
the if
2:52:03
you're and a lot of this may
have had to
2:52:05
do with China who were you know
mining
2:52:08
most of the coins and I guess
the mine a
2:52:11
lot of miners must have shut
down
2:52:13
who knows there's so many
stories out
2:52:14
there you don't know um but
we'll see I
2:52:19
don't think they make any money
at
2:52:21
$6,000 for a Bitcoin I think it
cost
2:52:23
more in energy and machines
well yeah
2:52:26
the mining might be a dead good
idea
2:52:29
let's play some international
news I've
2:52:32
got a couple stories there's
why first
2:52:35
of all is a 14 second piss-poor
2:52:37
update on democracy now about
Saudi
2:52:38
Arabia we still don't know
anything but
2:52:40
what's going on there oh you
mean with
2:52:44
the with the takeover by NBS
and the oil
2:52:48
prices or who knows and Saudi
Arabia
2:52:50
reports have emerged of a new
crackdown
2:52:53
on senior royal members and top
2:52:54
officials as Crown Prince
Mohammed bin
2:52:56
Salman appears to be renewing
efforts to
2:52:58
consolidate power in the
kingdom at
2:53:00
least four prominent members of
the
2:53:02
royal family have reportedly
been
2:53:03
detained so means what kind of
report is
2:53:07
that we had that last week
2:53:09
hello geez hey now this is a
good report
2:53:13
because this is one of the West
Clark
2:53:15
sevens we don't talk about much
nobody
2:53:17
reports on the mainstream oh so
we
2:53:19
simply do the little a little
reminder
2:53:21
of the the West Clark so just a
quick
2:53:23
you could you might as well we
haven't
2:53:25
done it for a while so I came
back to
2:53:28
see him a few weeks later and
by that
2:53:31
time we were bombing in
Afghanistan I
2:53:33
said are we still going to war
with Iraq
2:53:34
and he said oh it's worse than
that
2:53:36
he said he reached over on his
desk he
2:53:38
picked up a piece of paper he
said I
2:53:39
just he said I just got this
down from
2:53:42
upstairs meeting the secretary
defense
2:53:43
office today and he said this
is a memo
2:53:45
that describes how we're going
to take
2:53:47
out seven countries in five
years
2:53:51
starting with Iraq and then
Syria
2:53:52
Lebanon Libya Somalia Sudan and
2:53:55
finishing off Iran all right
well we've
2:53:58
got Iran we nailed that with
the with
2:54:00
with our bio weapon so here's
the Sudan
2:54:05
that they were going uh instead
of
2:54:07
bringing troops and they were
going at
2:54:09
their economy and we're doing a
pretty
2:54:12
good job of it is this is the
Sudan
2:54:13
report from al-jazeera cues of
car
2:54:16
stations are a common sight in
Sudan's
2:54:18
capital drivers waiting for
hours just
2:54:20
to fill up their tanks to be
able to get
2:54:22
on with their lives I'm very
sure there
2:54:27
is no time for work we dedicate
all our
2:54:29
time to cues either for fuel or
other
2:54:31
things I've been here for hours
waiting
2:54:33
Sudan is now just a country of
people
2:54:36
and queues I've been here since
8:00 in
2:54:40
the morning and now it's 4:00
in the
2:54:41
afternoon our lives have been
mostly put
2:54:44
on hold as we wait to fill our
car tanks
2:54:46
to be able to go around Sudan
has
2:54:50
imported fuel since the oil
producer
2:54:51
lost 75% of its output when
South Sudan
2:54:54
became independent nine years
ago
2:54:56
oil was the main source of the
country's
2:54:58
income the Sudanese pound
started to
2:55:00
lose value against the dollar
now the
2:55:03
government is struggling to pay
for
2:55:04
imports of fuel which it largely
2:55:06
subsidizes the impact of fuel
shortages
2:55:09
can be seen at bus stations
like this
2:55:11
one in the capital Khartoum
passengers
2:55:13
are facing longer and longer
waits for a
2:55:15
ride because there are fewer
buses
2:55:17
passing through they're stuck
at queues
2:55:19
at petrol stations around the
capital
2:55:21
buying bread can also mean a
long queue
2:55:24
the currency shortage affects
imports of
2:55:26
wheat for flour we suffer
coming here
2:55:31
from 7:00 in the morning to
1:00 in the
2:55:32
afternoon or more just to get
bread it's
2:55:35
for our kids at home and no
government
2:55:38
official has bothered to come
and see
2:55:39
why things are like this bread
shortages
2:55:42
last year sparked protests that
2:55:44
eventually led to the ousting of
2:55:45
longtime President Omar
al-bashir
2:55:47
Sudan's cash-strapped
transitional
2:55:49
administration says it's
working to
2:55:51
bring in hard currency through
other
2:55:52
sources it's put together an
economic
2:55:55
crisis management team with the
power to
2:55:57
put forward new policies fever
boo
2:56:00
Chiara
2:56:00
Medina there are other
alternatives that
2:56:02
the country can go with in
terms of
2:56:04
policies that can help provide
resources
2:56:05
with the people part of the
solution
2:56:08
we're looking into is to
restoring back
2:56:09
the amount of money stolen by
the former
2:56:11
regime as well as getting rid
of all the
2:56:13
sham security companies that
dried up
2:56:15
the budget of the country okay
so what
2:56:19
is going on with this this is
very odd
2:56:21
they're broke
2:56:23
can't get gas they're spending
all the
2:56:25
time standing in lines for
pretty much
2:56:26
everything right and there the
last time
2:56:30
this happened they had a regime
change
2:56:31
when they had we'd pull a stunt
like
2:56:34
this before on this happening
again
2:56:35
meanwhile South Sudan where all
the oil
2:56:38
is is being played their part
of the
2:56:41
locust swarms so the locusts
are like
2:56:46
attacking South Sudan in such a
massive
2:56:48
way that it's just screwing up
that
2:56:51
country
2:56:53
Uganda's being screwed over
like kenya
2:56:57
thick clouds of the insects
that you
2:56:59
can't get this before it before
you move
2:57:01
on to locusts I'm still I'm I'm
still a
2:57:04
Sudan so the apparently a lot
of money
2:57:09
was coming in through Sudan
soldiers
2:57:14
fighting in Yemen which is now
tapered
2:57:17
down a bit apparently so
they're they're
2:57:20
soldiers of fortune
2:57:21
don't have any job yeah and
then are we
2:57:26
messing with their with their
well we're
2:57:28
that you know if you think of
George
2:57:29
Clooney and the fact that South
Sudan
2:57:31
split off into its own country
and it
2:57:33
was like well that's where all
the money
2:57:34
in the sea ask oh well it was
until the
2:57:37
locusts showed up and that's
where the
2:57:40
money was for the whole when
there was
2:57:41
one big giant country and now
it's just
2:57:44
a mess and as part of this risk
Clark 7
2:57:46
I don't think it's a coincidence
2:57:47
necessarily um so tell me about
the
2:57:52
locust is that only in South
Sudan or in
2:57:55
the South shoot no it's most of
a lotta
2:57:57
Africa Uganda South Sudan dip
that
2:58:00
there's no report of the locust
in the
2:58:02
regular old Sudan it's South
Sudan
2:58:04
Uganda Kenya and apparently
it's a
2:58:07
plague of locusts taking place
went
2:58:09
plagued by the way it's a very
specific
2:58:10
term there's a swarm as a
plague there's
2:58:14
an uptick there's a bunch of
different
2:58:16
words for how many locusts
there are but
2:58:18
gonna be 500 X more if they
don't do
2:58:21
something about it pretty soon
500 X do
2:58:24
they do they what's the
breeding cycle
2:58:27
of the locust well you know
this is like
2:58:30
you know supposed to be you
always heard
2:58:31
about the seven-year cycle but
they have
2:58:34
but this doesn't seem to really
add up
2:58:36
and it's like the less time
they haven't
2:58:39
play you're missing I guess you
have to
2:58:42
there's no reporting on this by
the way
2:58:45
zero zero six major locust
plagues in
2:58:49
the 90s the last of which was
in 87 89
2:58:53
in the 1900s I'm sorry the last
of which
2:58:56
was 87 89 and the last major
upsurge
2:59:00
upsurge is less than a plague
and that
2:59:04
was in 2003 2005 and this is
still
2:59:07
qualifying as an upsurge but if
it gets
2:59:10
to 500 X it will be a plague
and it's
2:59:14
like it causes nothing but
trouble it
2:59:16
eats everything kills the
animals
2:59:19
because they started to death
in the
2:59:20
field I can't breathe there's a
certain
2:59:22
situation you can't even see
through
2:59:24
it's like a fog of bugs I'm
some little
2:59:28
Pakistan also although not like
was done
2:59:31
it's also being hit for some
reason not
2:59:33
anywhere near it's interesting
yeah
2:59:36
that's what I thought was
interesting
2:59:37
too so this locust story which
is really
2:59:40
under plate it's not played at
all it's
2:59:43
like yeah alright what are the
locusts
2:59:46
the animals can't breathe they
eat all
2:59:49
the crops eat everything
2:59:52
what are these grasses need to
crops eat
2:59:55
the food everything they can
get their
2:59:57
hands on so how do you combat
locust
3:00:01
well you're supposed to round
up ready
3:00:02
can we get some some roundup
spray food
3:00:07
and the people they're supposed
to be
3:00:10
you catch them in them
apparently in the
3:00:13
morning when they're sleeping
they're
3:00:15
all on the ground and you gotta
be quiet
3:00:19
you go out you spray them and
they you
3:00:22
know with some coccyx but they
don't
3:00:24
even they can't get enough
pesticides to
3:00:25
do this and furthermore these
are the
3:00:28
so-called desert locust
3:00:30
locusts mm-hmm and the desert
locusts
3:00:34
are out in the middle of
nowhere half
3:00:36
the time and you can't find
them to
3:00:37
spray them and then all of a
send-up big
3:00:39
cloud emerges of millions of
these
3:00:41
things now tens of millions
perhaps yeah
3:00:44
and then they just start
munching on
3:00:46
everything it's a nightmare are
the
3:00:48
locusts edible are they tasty
is that
3:00:51
can we turn this lemon into
lemonade
3:00:53
according to some locusts
apparently are
3:00:55
very tasty and very edible well
3:00:57
shouldn't we be harvesting them
well
3:00:59
it's like apparently it's not a
there's
3:01:03
something to that part of the
story is
3:01:04
not being reported either I
don't lose
3:01:09
that are poisonous or some
looks that
3:01:11
are edible and you could
probably eat
3:01:13
them but they're it's like
they're
3:01:14
clogging the roads and there's
you're
3:01:16
sliding down the highway
because of the
3:01:17
dead locusts and I mean it's
just it's
3:01:19
you can't this not the solution
is the
3:01:22
point but I don't care what the
solution
3:01:27
if you can eat him not even how
about
3:01:28
some news report on this
instead of you
3:01:31
know it's Trump Trump Trump
Corona
3:01:33
Corona Corona Trump Trump Trump
Corona
3:01:35
Corona Corona and if you I
watch the
3:01:37
three news shows again you know
just
3:01:40
compare the whole front end of
the news
3:01:43
is Corona they've even having
new
3:01:45
weather reports on CBS and then
there's
3:01:48
a couple of slams about Trump
and then
3:01:50
more Corona I mean it's out of
control
3:01:52
the apparently Israelis like
locusts
3:01:57
because they are the crunchy
kosher
3:01:59
snack the kosher how does that
work I
3:02:04
have no idea how they're kosher
they are
3:02:08
now that's our marketing well
it seems
3:02:12
to me like there's a tremendous
3:02:13
opportunity to Hoover up some
of these
3:02:15
locusts and sell them you don't
really
3:02:17
have to Hoover them you should
put your
3:02:19
mouth yeah all you do is open
your mouth
3:02:22
so what are they complaining
about they
3:02:24
got free food everywhere this
is what
3:02:26
we're doing in the West people
get with
3:02:28
it Sudan figure it out already
3:02:32
quickie here from oh yeah this
is this
3:02:35
is not international news but
just as an
3:02:37
ultra mall from well it might
as well be
3:02:39
international news it's from
3:02:41
Massachusetts
3:02:42
state lawmakers and advocates
will
3:02:44
gather in support of a plan
that would
3:02:45
ban body size discrimination
the bill
3:02:48
would make it illegal to
discriminate
3:02:49
against someone based on height
or
3:02:51
weight lawmakers and advocates
will
3:02:53
gather at an event on Tuesday
to push
3:02:55
the plan which is yet to be
voted on by
3:02:57
either the House or Senate now
we've
3:02:59
gone nuts that is nuts can't
ban yeah
3:03:03
yes okay they should go I've
always
3:03:05
thought this because I think
it's just
3:03:08
good policy airlines are
charged ticket
3:03:12
prices based on your weight yep
it's
3:03:16
essentially frayed the way
they're doing
3:03:18
it now it's not a comfortable
flight as
3:03:20
Freight your freight I think it
would be
3:03:24
great for Disneyland you have
to be this
3:03:26
high to ride the space
mountains excuse
3:03:28
me you can't discriminate yeah
that's I
3:03:36
can see a lawsuit I think the
guy could
3:03:40
do is Bloomberg he's probably
never gone
3:03:42
on Space Mountain please see
there you
3:03:44
go this is exactly the problem
you're
3:03:46
making fun of somebody's height
yeah
3:03:48
like I was mm-hmm and I don't
even know
3:03:51
I mean what Bloomberg's real
height is
3:03:53
they didn't could be five three
I think
3:03:56
I think he's five not even
think he's
3:03:58
five three I think he's about
five one
3:04:00
all you think is that short oh
yeah yeah
3:04:03
I do
3:04:04
Wow yeah I could be petite
males is not
3:04:07
like there you don't see him
did you see
3:04:10
them all the time yeah that's
why I said
3:04:12
you see him all the time yeah
it's just
3:04:14
you know he was a little he's a
little
3:04:16
manic about it she's okay yeah
short
3:04:19
guys council like uh you guys
holy who
3:04:23
was everything about five eight
Napoleon
3:04:25
was five eight oh the
impression you get
3:04:27
as he was much smaller than
that well I
3:04:29
was doing reading along about
this
3:04:31
recently and it
3:04:32
he's either five six or five
but he's
3:04:34
not like I'm five one you know
just to
3:04:38
the airplane thing I wouldn't
it's okay
3:04:39
if they charge you by weight
but then I
3:04:42
should be able to pay more for
extra
3:04:43
size that's really extra size
you know
3:04:48
you're gonna be pay for weight
or size
3:04:51
or height you're paying for
that space
3:04:54
they have to provide you that
much
3:04:56
morcilla more space right right
right
3:04:58
yeah I I think that's fine well
right
3:05:01
now you're welcome to go take
over any
3:05:03
airline you want because I hear
you can
3:05:05
buy them up cheap stocks or
stocks are
3:05:07
really good now for airlines so
I'd say
3:05:09
hoppy and take advantage of
that yes now
3:05:14
is it your last chance yeah my
last
3:05:16
little piece I got here was for
the V
3:05:18
recovery that is I would say we
can play
3:05:23
at least get this out of the way
3:05:24
Harvey Weinstein got 23 years
in New
3:05:27
York so both of us were wrong
yes wholly
3:05:30
cry we were sure he was gonna
pretty
3:05:32
much walk well you weren't
different you
3:05:36
weren't thinking they're gonna
throw the
3:05:38
book at him no I think my thing
out for
3:05:40
23 years I didn't expect that
look like
3:05:42
the way they're doing the case
that he
3:05:44
was going to get off but
apparently this
3:05:48
woman who is the prosecutor if
you watch
3:05:51
Court TV enough that woman who
was a
3:05:54
prosecutor in this jurisdiction
is it
3:05:59
like something of a legend no
and she's
3:06:03
like really good and so he got
you know
3:06:06
they could threw the book at
him and I
3:06:07
guess the judge didn't like him
so this
3:06:09
is a little report I do have a
clip
3:06:11
Harvey Weinstein once one of
the most
3:06:13
powerful men in Hollywood in a
Manhattan
3:06:15
courtroom today to face
sentencing on
3:06:18
charges of rape and on criminal
sexual
3:06:21
act in the first degree
3:06:22
let's go immediately to the
courthouse
3:06:25
where Stephanie Gosk is
standing by she
3:06:26
has been covering this trial
throughout
3:06:28
the big question today was how
v stiff
3:06:32
with this sentence be and there
was a
3:06:34
powerful message today sent by
the judge
3:06:36
Stephanie Chris there certainly
was this
3:06:39
is a very severe sentence
thrown at
3:06:42
Harvey Weinstein he is now
facing 20
3:06:45
years in prison for the
first-degree
3:06:47
sexual acts charge and another
three
3:06:51
years in prison for the third
degree
3:06:53
rape they are to be served
consecutively
3:06:56
which is also a surprise here
often
3:06:58
these charges come and these
sentences
3:07:00
concurrently mean they're
served at this
3:07:03
same time now he's saying
consecutively
3:07:05
which means he has a basically
he's
3:07:08
facing 23 years in prison he
will also
3:07:11
be put on this sex registry the
judge
3:07:13
telling the court today that
this made
3:07:17
me his first conviction but it
is not
3:07:19
Harvey Weinstein's first
offense we also
3:07:22
actually heard from Harvey
Weinstein who
3:07:25
stood up and showed very little
remorse
3:07:28
in the comments that he made he
did say
3:07:30
he had remorse for the women
who accused
3:07:33
him of these crimes but he went
on to
3:07:35
say that he was the first in
the me2
3:07:38
movement and that he fears it
led to
3:07:41
thousands of men in his words
not
3:07:44
getting due process saying that
he
3:07:46
basically making the leap that
he did
3:07:49
not get to process himself in
this
3:07:51
situation the judge showing no
mercy
3:07:54
here this is a tough sentence
more than
3:07:56
many people had predicted Kris
3:07:59
yeah and it's it's hard to even
analyze
3:08:05
what what Harvey Weinstein is
saying in
3:08:10
public but because I think he
does have
3:08:12
some points about process and
how how
3:08:16
this trial went not the
sentencing but I
3:08:21
don't know what's your view
well it
3:08:25
looks like they're out to get
Harvey
3:08:26
Weinstein and they're gonna
they're not
3:08:29
gonna put this sentence into
effect
3:08:32
until after his trial in Los
Angeles and
3:08:34
he had a another minor heart
attack
3:08:37
right after this it wasn't
reported in
3:08:39
this report and he ended up in
the
3:08:40
hospital again I mean if I
wanted to go
3:08:44
with second half a show
thinking I would
3:08:47
almost think that Harvey is
setting
3:08:50
himself up for their removal
from the
3:08:52
hospital dead uh and then
ending up in
3:08:56
some island someplace hmm kind
of you
3:09:00
know like you weeks make the
guy from
3:09:02
MCI and Enron there's a number
of these
3:09:06
cases of mysterious death they
wind up
3:09:10
in Argentina well or someplace
I mean
3:09:13
there's no they never get cut
they I
3:09:15
mean why is he in sixty-seven
so that
3:09:16
the 23 year old prison sense
would take
3:09:20
him to 90 so he's it wasn't it
but just
3:09:23
the he had the money he has the
money to
3:09:25
pull off some stunt like that
yeah well
3:09:30
I'm not even second show of
half stuff
3:09:32
it's just the second half of
show stuff
3:09:35
it's just the the entire I mean
the guy
3:09:37
is an incredible douchebag
3:09:42
but all of this is based on
testimony
3:09:44
right yeah yeah I mean it's
just it's
3:09:49
testimony yeah so it's it's you
know
3:09:54
we're you know proof hard proof
I mean
3:09:57
it's just I'm not saying that
he is
3:09:59
wrongly convicted or sentence
it's just
3:10:01
he's saying well this is gonna
be
3:10:03
interesting for men I think
yeah I think
3:10:05
I think he's right about that
you know
3:10:11
well men who get arrested well
yeah
3:10:15
douche bags total douche bags
there's a
3:10:19
lot of them I yeah and the
stories keep
3:10:23
coming up at different kinds of
douche
3:10:25
bags showing up here and there
yeah I
3:10:27
mean could this same be applied
to some
3:10:30
of the other cases I mean there
are
3:10:32
other cases out there I think
this guy
3:10:35
was the most egregious it was a
like a
3:10:38
open secret which is kind of
bothersome
3:10:41
it's like it was such an open
secret for
3:10:42
such a long time yeah where Seth
3:10:44
MacFarlane is doing material on
one of
3:10:47
the award shows I think the
Academy
3:10:49
Award let's put it this way let
me put
3:10:52
it this way if he's convicted
all these
3:10:55
things I think that there
should be a
3:10:58
conviction of accomplices who
enabled
3:11:01
and you know you're an
accomplice if you
3:11:04
send someone up to the room I
think
3:11:06
there's more by the way I think
you're
3:11:09
an accomplice if you were aware
of this
3:11:11
behavior and didn't and were
near him or
3:11:18
let's say in the same hotel or
party or
3:11:20
restaurant or whatever and you
knew this
3:11:22
was happening it didn't report
it didn't
3:11:23
do anything let's go all the
way let's
3:11:26
not just throw the book at this
guy
3:11:27
let's get to the enablers and
the
3:11:29
enhancers and and also the
private
3:11:32
detectives and all the people
that work
3:11:34
as his accomplices yeah do that
3:11:41
yeah chance of it actually
happening
3:11:44
yeah zero yeah somebody should
make a
3:11:49
fuss about it yeah cuz it was
he didn't
3:11:51
do this by himself
3:11:53
nope accomplices should be held
to
3:11:57
account and that is it for our
show
3:12:00
we long today but then again
we're under
3:12:03
quarantine so it might as well
make the
3:12:05
best of it or it's stiff
important stiff
3:12:09
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if you
3:12:13
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3:12:16
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