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find out your boring water
people Adam
Curry John C. Dvorak Sunday
March 15
2020 this is your award-winning
Gitmo
Nation Media assassination
episode 1225
this is no agenda March and
broadcasting
live from opportunity zone 33
here the
frontier of Austin Texas
capital at the
drone star state in the morning
everybody
I'm Adam curry from Northern
Silicon
Valley where the freeways are
deserted
I'm Jesse Devore I admit I'm
loving the
traffic sitch yes the traffic
stitch is
the best Wow hey so we we were
talking
on Thursday how we were so
surprised
about all this panic shopping I
hadn't
seen it you hadn't seen it but
I guess
it none of that happened until
after the
president's disastrous
Wednesday evening
performance which apparently
was written
by Jared Kushner we're trying
to read it
but I don't believe this is
true that it
was written by Jared know about
the
about this happening after the
announcements well every
Thursday well
he did it Wednesday evening and
then
Thursday okay what the national
emergency was called on Friday
no I know
I know but the the nutso buying
of
products because I went out
shopping
Friday and I here in Austin as
well I
ran into empty shelves so you
know it it
kind of I think it right after
the
president had crappy d-minus
performance
that's when people went and
then the
stock market was dropping like
well I
think that's what happened and
it went
up no we're talking about
Thursday
Thursday Friday but Friday it
skyrocketed of course so we
have the so
we had here a and I'd gone at
the start
of the day before and it was
after
Trump's thing but it wasn't it
wasn't it
didn't seem to be the disaster
was on
Friday
now on Friday we had and this
was
reported in the news the
traffic is
backed up on the freeway mm-hmm
like
backed up on the freeway for as
far as I
can see and I thought I was a
wreck as a
wreck that's correct somebody
wrecked
and no and it turned out that
that
traffic was backed up for the
purpose of
going to Costco which is yes we
had the
same at some of our Costco's
but on
Friday not not like Costco what
what
does Costco done to the public
they
hypnotize people well first of
all
Costco has big carts which is
makes you
feel good and powerful because
we're
gonna get lots of stuff I went
I went to
the supermarket and indeed we
had no
paper products no cleaning
products and
no frozen food lots of fresh
produce low
on potatoes but I I would
listen line
for about an hour and I just
looked at
what everyone was buying John
the two
things one this was around two
o'clock
Austin time so people were on
their
phones watching the president
in the
Rose Garden this was kind of
surreal
there whoa yeah president's
talking all
right yeah he's doing this is
how pizza
you hear yeah he's doing the
State of
the Union that's what I realize
I'll
curry you're way too deep you
know way
too much about this stuff this
is the
level people understand he's
doing the
State of the Union okay but
they have 15
bags of chips five boxes of
elite brand
mac and cheese all these no can
no tuna
fish normally they can't sell
the tuna
fish and tuna fit and the only
thing
that was left was you have
colorful
boxes that look like they might
be Asian
that contains some tuna fish
can or
something but the great toilet
paper
scare is a fractal this is a
fractal of
1973 and I was living in the
Netherlands
so I don't recall it but maybe
you do in
73 people started to freak out
and buy
toilet paper because Johnny
Carson
cracked a joke about it on The
Tonight
Show actually I read the same
are
there's actually it predated
that cars
cracked a joke because it was
in the
newspaper wasn't it newspaper
yes right
so somebody had announced and I
don't
know where that by the way and
I just
read this and to kind of answer
your
earlier question that I might
remember
this I don't remember this but
okay okay
I don't even know that it
happened but
maybe that's where my mom's
thing came
from him might have started
right there
and that's the first thing I was
thinking of 1973 that would be
a time
when your mom might have said
oh the
Chinese and it was a Chinese
thing
wasn't it was the or Japanese
and then I
was a Japanese shortage I think
well
there's a shortage somewhere
and then
Carson made some comment and
then it was
all over and it became
according to the
same article or one of the
articles like
you read it became like a big
thing I
don't know if there's it is a
fractal of
that but it well here's the
front what
the triggering mechanism we go
to
Stephen Colbert Procter &
Gamble says
17600 products could be
affected by
coronavirus in China over 17,000
products including Charmin dawn
bounty
and Crest toothpaste so get
ready to
start brushing your teeth with
a hygiene
product still made in America
Jack
Daniels I it's possible that he
may have
kicked that off that was the
beginning
of the week
maybe something kicked it off
but it did
Meany about it is laughable yes
it's not
it's sad it shows you how how
dysfunctional people are
minimally and
the thing is they're not
nobody's ever
even thought to stop
manufacturing
toilet paper and as I've
mentioned when
we talk about toilet paper
which we
apparently do of once a year or
so the
because I talked about Z the
brand Z and
I since like get some toilet
paper from
Grocery Outlet mainly because
there goes
to Zephyr let's go one two
three four
five six seven
8:8 economy stable all things
normal
we're gonna short it should be
nine oh I
thought oh you're right nine is
no we
are short economy down economy
down
trying to be down economy down
economy
down only eight cars on the
zephyr now
so I I realized by doing that
buying it
at this place there are
probably a
hundred separate brands of
toilet paper
and I don't know how many come
in from
China which seems unlikely is
kind of a
wasters or its kind of a stupid
thing to
do but there's a lot of
different but
nobody is stopping the
manufacturing of
toilet paper anytime soon if
not if
there's not a glut on the
market so the
people who went out and bought
bushel
baskets full of toilet paper
it's just
it's beyond comprehension
I think there's that there's an
OP going
on well before we get to ops
let's
listen to our Secretary of the
Treasury
and fellow Tourette's sufferer
although
he's much better at suppressing
it
Steven minuchin only recently I
know but
I got to get his tips I got to
figure
out what he said I think he's
being
injected he has he still has it
I can
see it when a question comes he
does he
moves his head in his neck a
certain way
and of course I recognize what
that is
it's a stifled tic but he's
good at it
and he weighed in of course on
the
economy and very interesting as
we kind
of thought this buying would
would
affect the overall economy and
it has
there's there's area the
economies that
have been hurt very hard
immediately
area of the economy is the best
thing
that's ever has occurred so as
you said
people are shopping from the
data I have
from the credit card companies
and what
we've seen is although travel
spending
is way down spending on
supplies food
medical pharmacy has almost
offset that
in the short term and again any
supply
chain issues the task force is
focused
on and we'll be dealing with
don't see
that as a major problem at the
moment I
think as you know people were
concerned
about China China's opened back
up China
opened for business and thank
you for
helping the economy the overall
economy
of course because it's starting
to hurt
and if you noticed this I don't
know if
it's the same with you I'm
getting
emails and texts and calls from
lots of
friends and families like I'm
some
Oracle now like hey what's
going on do
you know what's happening yeah
the kid
came home from school saying
from was
you know heard that China
created this
to kill us all you know so this
is now
this is what's happening with
11 12 year
old kids the hearing is at
school so
everybody needs to feel
somewhat better
eating anything at school
around here
schools been closed yes and as
I have
family in Italy in food ends
willow and
everything is they're not
freaked out at
all of course her husband who
was an
entertainer will have no work
for a
delete he's had no work for two
weeks
he'll probably know there for
more
because he's a comedian and he
performs
in public so that's done and
it's just
kind of a ghost town it's like
people
just aren't really going out
except to
go to the the grocery store or
pharmacy
yeah or if you need to drive to
work
restaurants and bars curfew
a Tiffany in the Netherlands and
Christina of course in Rotterdam
Rotterdam is is really
completely shut
down and they're expecting
curfew to be
installed by this weekend so
they say or
this coming weekend maybe even
sooner
and the shit and then the
shelves there
it was rated just the panic is
real in
the lowlands people are flip
and they're just buying
anything that's
it to buying the shelves gonna
buy this
show I mean I might need a
shelf give me
the shelf I want this shelf by
the shelf
and that you know the there's
no one
calming anybody down there's no
one
doing any good work actually I
I thought
I don't you saw the whole Rose
Garden
speedo by the president as bad
as the
Wednesday night was I gave this
a solid
a finally finally he does what
he's good
at doesn't use the prompter
comes out
with his his kind of people the
CEO from
Walmart from Target from
Walgreens when
I'm missing their CVS he's got
all the
big guys at hey hey Don come
over here
okay Pete you get right Pete
you got
this under control
and he had he had it together
finally
and he was also not taking any
shit from
the reporters if someone just
kept
dreaming on about did you take
a test
have you been tested then he
just had
the mic taken away from him but
didn't
you know didn't do his typical
shut up
your fake news the best though
which you
didn't see on your Evening News
because
why would you we were too
obsessed with
claiming the president lied
Google isn't
doing anything Google isn't
building a
website by the way how about the
president giving a shout out
for Google
yeah we just had Google build a
website
which will see slips in a little
political bullcrap
which it hasn't happened with
every
website launched by the
government okay
that was unnecessary I hate it
when he
does that
but then he brought on promised
he's
done it he does it too much now
he
doesn't need to do it he
doesn't need to
so he brought on Deborah bricks
Bri Eck
Burks I'm sorry BIR ex she's
State
Department ambassador-at-large
and she
has she was in government
starting with
the Bush administration PEPFAR
she is
the I'll just call her the AIDS
czar as
she has shepherded that
throughout the
Bush administration and she
laid out and
said this is
a little bit longer clip three
minutes
but she lays out exactly what
happened
exactly because it all we've
heard is
we've got no kids we're not
testing the
truck is killing us oh wait I
should
actually play the lawrence
o'donnell
clip let me see where is that
douchebag
here we go this is Lawrence
Alton this
is your mainstream media more
people are
in America tonight because
Donald Trump
is president more people are
dead and
dying in America more people
are dead
and dying because of Donald
Trump thanks
Larry
we feel really horrible now so
Burks
comes out and she I think she
explains
it incredibly well
she even addresses the fact
that it may
have been confusing for the
press and
for people at home but he and
she has
actual credibility and she in
the Aged
days and the heyday of the aides
although we've learned that
aids still
kills 2,000 people a day
worldwide
she was always up front and
center as
she's very well respected then
of course
that's why no one talks to her
no one
interviews her they don't even
put this
segment on television but I
think this
really tells you what is going
on and
where we're at dr. Burks please
Thank
You mr. president Tom it's a
pleasure to
be here with all of you I think
you know
at the beginning of this
epidemic HHS
through CDC proactively
developed an
assay built on the existing flu
surveillance system that
surveillance
system was then converted to
diagnostic
system but last Tuesday seeing
the
spread of the virus around the
globe the
president realized that our
current
approach to testing was
inadequate to
need to meet the needs of the
American
public he asked for an entire
overhaul
of the testing approach he
immediately
called the private sector
laboratories
to the White House as noted and
charge
them with developing a high
throughput
quality platform that can meet
the needs
of the American public we are
grateful
to LabCorp and quest for taking
up the
charge immediately after the
meeting and
within seventy now at 72 hours
bringing
additional testing access
particularly
to the outbreak areas
of Washington State and
California and
now across the country we are
also very
grateful to the universities in
large
hospital systems that took up
the charge
developed their own quality
tests made
available by new dep new FDA
guidance
this has resulted in expanded
testing
across New York California
Washington
Colorado and you see sometimes
those
dried through options that have
been
made available through these
high
throughput options following
the meeting
last week major commercial
laboratory
equipment and diagnostic
companies took
immediate action to adopt and
develop
new testing systems last night
the
initial company Roche received
sta FDA
approval moving from request to
development to approval in
record time
in less than two weeks together
we have
developed a solution that we
believe
will meet the future needs
testing needs
of Americans I understand how
difficult
this has been I was part of the
hiv/aids
response in the 80s we knew
from dying
from first finding cases in
1981 it took
us to almost 1985 to have a
test it took
us another 11 years to have
effective
therapy it is because of the
lessons
learned from that that we were
able to
mobilize and bring those
individuals
that were key to the HIV
response to
this response I understand that
a lot of
this behind-the-scenes action
over the
last couple of weeks was
invisible to
the press and the American
people but
this intense effort has not only
resulted in innovative
solutions but an
automated high throughput system
bringing the availability of
these
quality Korona viral testing to
the
American people at
unprecedented speed
finally I want you to know in
South
Korea they did have large
number of
tests available over the last
several
weeks their positivity rate is
between
three and four percent with
LabCorp and
quest expanded testing their
positivity
rate is between one and two
percent so
we want to also announce this
new
approach to testing which will
start in
the screening website up here
facilitated by Google where
clients and
patients and people of interest
go fill out a screening
questionnaire
move down for symptoms or risk
factors
yes they would move down this
and be
told where the drive-thru
options would
be for them to receive this
test the
labs will then move to the
high-throughput automated
machines to be
able to provide results in 24
to 36
hours that is the intent of this
approach we have seen it work
just in
our own United States and we
want to
bring this across the continent
thank
you very much so a couple of
things we
learned I think none of this was
reported except for the Google
is going
to build the website which I
even see
the troll room people believe
that
that's not true at Google of
course came
out and said yes we are doing
that it's
through our act you know one of
our
companies that they acquired
and we have
Google engineers who have
volunteered to
get this up and going by Sunday
but
that's what the press focused
on well
actually they focused on
something else
in addition to that if you was
tested or
not well three things three
this is
Trump's slamming slamming a
niche else
indoor PBS really played this
up at all
the other places did too saying
that her
question was nasty
yeah so he's a racist oh of
course
it's yummy Sh when he's a race
he's
racist we know because she sees
used the
word nasty and and we're on PBS
the
NewsHour they and I don't know
when this
started because reporters aren't
supposed to be part of the news
but the
news crews nowadays on the
various
networks the big networks they
they put
the camera on the reporter
asked it
usually their reporter yeah
they never
you know their reporter asking
the
question so they had the camera
on you
know the Yami SH and she's
asking the
question you shut down the
pandemic unit
and it's just the reason we're
so far
behind you know what did they
have an
answer for that because I've
looked into
it
and I know exactly what
happened well
you can tell us what happened
after I
tell you what the president
said he
speak kind of passed it off
saying you
know these other people have
done things
it's not nothing really I know
where
you're blaming me for that was
a nasty
question because it was it was
a nasty
question in terms of just a
ambush
question yeah and dad became
the big
news right so what actually
happened is
it was John Bolton that
reorganized that
yes
what was it blamed he mentioned
Bolton
yeah but what happened was
pandemic was
replaced with the but the
chemical
banned bioweapon team so it was
replacement upgrading it in my
mind to
something much better
and there's though in that in
2018 the
same timeframe that the
documents in the
show notes you can see the
entire layout
for the bio weapon team that
replaces
the pandemic team so yeah and I
that
sounds like something Bolton
would do
that makes a lot of sense but
what we're
hearing now from dr. Burks is
the entire
system was not set up for this
type of
testing and also people really
have some
kind of fantasy about you know
you just
swab your cheek and and you're
good to
go and you beep you get a green
light or
a red light you know it's not
like a
23andme DNA test spitting the -
well it
is actually it comes back
faster than
the 23andme but it's not an
immediate
test and apparently it took a
little
while to get the test to be
right which
of course is just an outrage
and people
have died because of this but
the CDC
failed and Trump did something
very
interesting he went something
almost
straight from a socialist
playbook
actually you got to be you keep
your eye
on it he said all right let's
bring in
everybody else and he said and
and in
Europe the word is oh my god
only in
America would they come up with
a genius
idea of a drive-through testing
you have
to understand this is unique to
the
United States drive-through
hamburgers
was a big deal in the 70s when
we heard
about it over in Europe
so this hit so we look like
like the
coolest people in the world
we're gonna
do that in a drive-thru format
and
that's really an important
thing because
you don't you don't want to
fill up the
doctors offices hospitals and
ers with
people wanting a test
yeah the drive-thru is a great
idea
that's genius but I don't know
if they
still have this in Texas but
they used
to have drive-through liquor
stores and
and beer vendors don't know of
any
especially around these parts
you know
we have Sunday can't even sell
liquor so
as I'm sure it's weird but I was
encouraged by hearing that and
also a
South Korea remember we talked
about
these numbers would probably be
the
numbers that would matter and a
pet they
sure they had tests but their
test gave
worst results than our tests
could our
test be fixed rigged bugged
whatever I
don't know I don't think so so
the test
is getting better it could be
bad
flattening the curve though I
think we
kind of nailed that one I heard
that
over and over this past week
flatten the
curve we got to flatten the
curve and
yeah it's kind of expected and
predicted
people have started to hunker
down a bit
I think it's gone a bit too far
but
retail is cutting hours
restaurants I
mean we went out to a
restaurant last
night where you know pretty
much empty
although other ones were full I
think it
kind of hit and miss but just
trying to
keep the economy going and one
other
thing from this Rose Garden
speech kind
of set me on a path of looking
at a
couple of things and I want to
discuss
that here's what the president
said
about the virus Americans are
the
strongest and most resilient
people on
earth and in the coming weeks
we will
all have to make changes and
sacrifices
but these short-term sacrifices
will
produce long-term gain and
again I've
said we're learning a lot for
the future
and future problems like this
or worse
or worse it could get worse the
next
eight weeks are critical we can
learn
and we will turn a corner on
this virus
some of
the doctors say it will wash
through and
will flow through interesting
terms and
very accurate I think you're
gonna find
in a number of weeks it's going
to be a
very accurate term all right
these
things I pay attention when he
says look
eight weeks he's putting real
numbers
out there I didn't see this
clip played
anywhere either eight weeks and
they say
go look at number doctors say
it's gonna
wash over it could be just a
couple of
weeks and that's what the
doctors say
that could turn out to be pretty
accurate you're gonna see I
mean he
couldn't message it any stronger
and I was looking around at the
you know
because of course there's this
comparison between influenza
and what it
does and how many victims it
takes every
year and versus the corona
virus the
symptoms etc and it's very hard
to go
back and find stuff in any of
the search
engines Google is useless
actually if
you want to find something from
even a
few months ago that contained
the terms
influenza or or sick or
anything like
that and the first one I hit
was Time
magazine from January 16th and
this was
a weird flu suit flu season it
turns out
then time well time the rag
says flu
season is always unpredictable
different
viral strains circulate each
year which
makes forecasting a deist the
disease is
spread and formulating the
annual flu
vaccine and educated guessing
game even
so the 2019 2020 flu season has
been
particularly unusual influenza
B the
viral strain that usually
circulates
toward the end of flu season
instead
emerged first this year
shifting usual
transmission patterns a vaccine
Mitch
met mismatch and reduced
immunity to
influenza B may have
contributed to the
early and severe start of this
flu
season but what at what all
articles say
including this one is that it
would be
milder than other years the CDC
itself
and see what is the date of this
publication they published what
to
expect for the 2019 2020 flu
season
and this page was last reviewed
on March
13th so it it's still accurate
and let's
just look at the numbers for a
moment
CDC estimates that from October
1st 2019
remember'd started early this
flu season
through March 7th 2020 there
have been -
not there will be there have
been 36
million 251 million flu
illnesses 17
million to 24 million flu
medical visits
370 thousand to 670,000 flu
hospitalizations in my favorite
22,000 -
55,000 flu deaths so this is
this has
happened in this period that we
are just
looking back on these numbers
could have
could have easily been reported
as
something incredibly scary yeah
22 -
55,000 deaths I mean that's
that those
are scary numbers if you hype
it up the
way this has been going but it
hasn't
but what we do see if you go
back to
January now January 25th or
23rd is when
the news first started
reporting it here
in the u.s. seriously with
deaths in
China in that month and I
remembered it
because of my daughter my so I
had
something in December but if
you go back
and look in timelines people's
timelines
on Twitter or just any friends
you'll
see that they had a lot of them
had
flu-like symptoms
felt like crap went to the
doctor
diagnosed with influenza but
did not
test positive with an influenza
test
told to go home took about ten
days and
they felt better I have a
feeling
personally listening to the
messaging
from the president and looking
at the
numbers that this thing has
already
washed through us and the only
reason
why it appears to be building
is because
we're testing we're testing oh
my god
but is it you can't tell me
that this
only we only have these cases
now after
this was already killing people
in
January we have direct flights
from
Wuhan to Toledo Ohio
interestingly
enough a hundred thousand cases
predicted to be in Toledo Ohio
why well there's a million
Chinese
coming back and forth all year
with all
the factories that they that's
what
American Factory the Obama
documentary
is about about that exact area
in Ohio
come my feeling is the symptoms
yeah of
course is gonna kill people
just like
the flu you've got the numbers
I think
it's already people have
already had I
think it may have come and gone
it just
looks like it's incredibly bad
because
the numbers are now starting to
come in
from testing we probably have
thirty
forty fifty million people
infected most
have no symptoms some get some
symptoms
some people died like the flu
we have to
remember that the corona virus
is night
alongside of rhinoviruses that
is the
cause of the common cold thank
you and
that seems to have been lost in
the
shuffle well and so back to
your op yes
this I think this is an op for
multiple
multiple angles this is
financials I
mean the money that must be
made right
now in the markets for some
must be
astronomical if you know what
you're
doing you've got to be cleaning
up I
mean this and we've we've got
to have
acquisitions coming soon there
are there
companies you know down to a
buck two
nokia nokia is a like a buck
and a half
a share of Nokia this is gonna
be
accurate it was already on the
under
acquisition block so there's
all kinds
of stuff that's going on there
control
is my fear we see now in Israel
they
have an app encouraging all
citizens to
download the app will you you
report and
of course it tracks you and
it's very
very open about it it tracks
you it then
so that you can say okay either
I'm in
quarantine I've had it I have
it you
know you show up on the map and
if
you're walking around somewhere
in
Israel and you're you go and
you you are
virus free and you come in
proximity of
someone who might have it you
know your
phone's go careful citizen
warning Will
Robinson danger yeah so there's
a lot of
tracking that will be put in
place this is the surveillance
the way
they the way they speak about
it who
knows what else will will come
of this
but this is the never let a
crisis go to
waste moment and I think we're
going to
only when this subsides a bit
will we
find out exactly what has been
put in
place there are things we could
talk
about the green new deal in
Europe in a
minute but I just cannot see
this as the
panic driven crisis that is
being
explained to us and you know I
like dr.
drew and he's trying to sound
the same
Bell I guess hit the same
message here
he is on the CBS so you've seen
pandemics over the decades how
does this
one compare with every bad flu
season is
80,000 dead we've got about
18,000 dead
from influenza this year we
have a
hundred from Corona which
should you be
worried about influenza or
Corona a
hundred versus 18,000 it's not
a trick
question
and look the everything that's
going on
with the new are cleaning the
subways
and everyone using Clarence
wipes and
get your flu shot which should
be the
other message that's good
that's a good
thing so I have no problem with
the
behaviors what I have a problem
with is
the panic and the fact that
businesses
are getting destroyed and
people's lives
are being upended not by the
virus but
by the panic the panic must
stop and the
press they really I somehow
need to be
held accountable because they
are
hurting people and I could just
see it
the way the innuendo and the
every every
opportunity for drama by the
press was
was twisted in that direction
let me
give an example
the World Health Organization
is out now
saying the fatality rate from
the virus
is 3.4 percent right every every
publication from the w-h-o says
3.4
percent and we expect it to fold
dramatically once we understand
the full
extent of the illness no one
ever
reports the actual statement
right we go
three point four percent that's
ten
times more than them whatever
five times
more than the flu
and yeah it's gonna be a little
more flu
probably so dr. drew trying to
bring
some sanity I don't know if
people trust
him anymore do you think they
still have
some trust in dr. drew
no nobody cares they just
thought they
got to worry about the toilet
paper let
me just go back to that comment
if his
about the press I have some
clips I have
a second one from him about the
present
and then one played that real
quick and
then we'll hear you sure I
think there
was it was a concerted effort
by the
press to capture your eyes and
in doing
so they did it by inducing
panic there
there's you listen the CDC and
the WHR
they know what they're doing
they
contain pandemics that's how
they know
how to do and they're doing an
amazing
job
amazing listen to them what
about the
global implications of this
because we
were talking off-camera about
Italy
there's China well there's some
little
outbreaks where you should
avoid right
there there are that's I would
I would
look out where the flus out
Breaking Bad
- right I ended up getting the
bird flu
I got h1n1 oh really and it was
horrible
it was no fun how long have
that well
that was ten years ago and I
was I was
really sick for about two weeks
I'm
really sick and that's no
longer about
the press okay first of all
Saturday's
PBS Newshour woods tree
cirfairy knew
his name he this half is a half
hour on
Saturdays it started about
Corona it
ended with Corona it was an
entire show
Corona Corona yeah I'm sure
so the National on Friday which
is the
Canadian a Diaz top news show
it's there
CBC's news hour it's an hour it
was one
whole hour of reporting about
Corona in
one way or another there was
nothing
else there was not one single
other
story for the entire day and
what makes
you think what makes you think
this is
some kind of an operation why
would you
even consider that some clips
from
Canada which are kind of
interesting
mainly because there's one
fractal in
there but there's a the
Canadians they
stare panicky and you have to
realize
that they it was well played
play this first clip is the no
travel
clip number one intro no travel
oh okay
I see what you're saying
Colby 19 Zim packed on Canada
is getting
wider the number of cases
nearly 200 so
far and its impact on our lives
our
communities and our work is
already
massive the concern now that
this
outbreak in this country has
only begun
I know that you're worried
you're
worried about your health about
your
family's health know about your
job your
savings about paying rent about
the kids
not being in school after a
week of
chaos from the stock market to
supermarkets the federal
government says
help is coming but also advises
Canadians not to leave the
country
unless absolutely necessary 200
yeah
well let's get real
193 oh he was exaggerating it's
letting
here fleece is almost 200k as
an aside
just came out today the UK
police will
have power to arrest people if
you're
and and this is like what if
you are on
the street and you are a virus
carrier
do you remember the Lisbon
Treaty this
is one of the things that can
now not
and out of the out of the EU
the EU
Lisbon Treaty if you recall one
of the
things that actually got me
started on
the path of eventually winding
up
talking to you about this stuff
which
led to the show was the
protocols to the
Lisbon Treaty which said
authorities in
the EU or the EU authorities
will have
the power to arrest people and
detain
them if they have communicable
diseases
which was not even defined I
mean it
could have and I think we might
have
even joked on the show that
well you got
the cold bless you I'm
arresting you now
these things and they come back
to
people all of a sudden
that's a good one not if you're
in the
EU it's not now here's an entry
of a
plate clip to the second part
of that
clip
tonight we'll look at ottawa's
plan to
control the spread of the virus
and to
support the economy including
the
growing list of restrictions and
cancellations and how panic is
making a
hard situation even harder from
grocery
stores to diagnostic testing
considering
how quickly things are changing
many of
you are on edge and have lots of
questions while today we got
some
answers and warnings today from
the
federal government
David Cochrane begins our
coverage from
Ottawa the Prime Minister is
fighting
this virus on three fronts his
family's
health the health of Canadians
and the
health of the Canadian economy
we will
be supporting the economy and
Canadians
through this time because his
wife
tested positive Trudeau will
work from
isolation as his government
tries to
stop the contagion today my
advice is to
postpone or cancel all
non-essential
travel outside of Canada no
Canadians
should leave the country while
the
government will limit the ways
travelers
can enter the country the
international
rivals from certain regions
will land
only at a few specified
airports this
will enable us to to
concentrate our
precious resources for our
Border
Services officers and for our
public
health officers cruise ships
are banned
until at least July they won't
be
allowed to go to the Arctic at
all
because of the lack of health
facilities
in the north the border however
stays
open as evidence shows a border
shutdown
doesn't work I think what we
have to
remember is that viruses don't
know
borders a border is not going
to contain
the virus until late April MPs
of all
parties not wanting to be part
of the
problem when they visit they're
riding
this globalist piece of crap
borders
don't stop viruses yeah if you
stop the
flights they do if you stop
people from
walking across them it
certainly helps
in my nuts or am I just not a
globalist
you're not a globalist brother
well I
mean they stopped if they're
one it they
want nobody to leave the
country and
they want the screen all the
fights
coming and that's kind of like
you know
and then but the border should
be open I
don't yeah this is your right
this is
part of the let's have all the
borders
opening let them walk in from
Ecuador
well you know you you put me on
the path
man when you got that John
Hopkins who
actually ran the event 201
pandemic
exercise that guy is now the
expert and
talking to God knows whoever
within the
media but they're their paper
as you
explain it they're result of
what has to
happen when we eventually hit
this
pandemic which we just hit is
more
globalism we have to teach the
world to
sing in perfect harmony you know
everybody has to do it all
together it's
you know it's the opposite of
what
people actually want to do it's
shut
down hunker down and go away
evil man
they tell you is shut done so so
Canada's got the hoarding well
wait
before I go to the hoarding in
Canada
which is exactly the same as it
is here
and the same in in the
Netherlands
toilet paper everything know
that
neighbor in the Netherlands do
not John
they're buying the actual
shelves here's
the here's de fractal this is
the non
testing of Trudeau listen to
this oh
okay
oops hold on sec now well the
Prime
Minister today said he feels
fine he
also said he has no plans to be
tested
for kovat 19 which has many
people
asking why not yeah these
doctors
actually advised against
testing since
he is showing those symptoms
and his
Health Minister Patti hi do
pointed out
a little later that is the
normal
protocol there is no evidence
that
someone needs to self isolate
if in fact
they have been contact with
someone who
is asymptomatic and so it's
important
support to remember that that
is why the
Prime Minister has received
that more
oblique health and Phi City
doesn't have
to have a test I do also say
the Prime
Minister's wife Sophie will
extensively interviewed as
health
officials attempt to trace
everyone she
has been in contact with so
Sophie's got
got tested positive which is
little
different than Trump Trump was
room was
hounded for the same exact
reasons and
and at first used the same
exact excuse
which will my doctor says I
didn't need
it yeah and this which is
what's crudos
doing yeah but Trudeau you you
think
might be a little more inclined
Trump
finally gave in got tested
turned out to
be fine and Trudeau's gonna do
the same
thing but I just thought it was
curious
at both these guys we've kind
of went by
the exact same playbook unknown
to each
other I'm sure well I I know
why why
Trump didn't want to do it this
is 25th
amendment Oh sick all right
boom move in president's no
good it's
gone to his brain Oh they'd
have him out
so quick your head would spin
and and
pence would provoke and we have
a
president who was infected and
pence
would be right there pence by
the way
he's like dude I'm looking
pretty good
here
I'm getting some props um he
looks just
like the guy who plays him on
SNL
it's it's uncanny and Pence is
looking
pretty presidential yeah Wow
yeah we
might have to we could deal
with him
could do that okay now play
this another
thing they're doing up in
Canada this is
they're shutting debt which is
what they
should do everywhere they're
shutting
down the government for all
practical
purposes this is the killing
legislative
sessions clip the impacts of
copán 19
are also stretching to more
than 50,000
employees of the Ontario public
service
the province has asked
employees to work
from home beginning on Monday
until
April 3rd if feasible this
follows a
vote at Queen's Park to suspend
the
spring legislative session
temporarily
the Tories are also determining
whether
to postpone the March 25th
budget
yeah they should Jim Oak should
go home
and by the way a hundred and
ninety
three cases in the entire
country and
they've gone completely nuts
there's a
term for this that's going on
which I'd
heard before I kind of ignored
it
because I saw a lot of people
posting
and laying out whatever it's
the what do
you call this
you call this the
dunning-kruger effect
you familiar with the
dunning-kruger
effect no no tell her well it's
something called the
dunning-kruger
effect no Danny Kruger effect
is a
couple psychologist dr. Danny a
dr.
Kreuger realize that there's a
cognitive
distortion for people that may
don't
really know the landscape of a
particular topic it's what
allows people
to get up on American Idol and
sing and
sound like hell or go don't it
sound
great they don't know good
singing
they're not exposed to it and
the same
thing is true in many areas of
science
and so right now everybody
thinks
they're an expert on everything
they're
not that is done in Kruger
people that
are real experts feel like
imposters
which is the opposite of with
that
inquiry because you realize on
fast the
top because I'll complicate it
is you
never feel like you know enough
but in
social media Danny Kruger is a
wide yes
and that's part of the problem
oh my
gosh I'll say this at the
people that
listen to this show aren't the
ones
getting the toilet paper I can
assure
you there are probably very I
mean it's
not that somebody in the
family's not
doing it but I don't see
anybody I met
didn't run out and get a bunch
of toilet
paper we got toilet paper it
lasted I
don't know weeks where the
toilet paper
how much do you need and they
keep
restocking it it's not as
though the
stuff is gonna disappear for
all men
forever there's always tissues
you said
why nobody buys the Kleenex
Cristina let
me get my last Canadian exit
but this is
just so we get some perspective
on the
hoarding you already gave it in
Holland
and this is the Canadian
version well
some public places have been
thinning
out grocery stores are jammed
with
customers they're loading up
with
supplies to make sure they
don't run out
and in the process emptying the
shelves
Thomas daglow went to find out
what's
fueling this panic
on a quick trip for essentials
good luck
consider this coronavirus
fuelled panic
buying empty shelves lineups
that keep
going and going and going not
to mention
a tight squeeze in that crowd
even as
public health experts urge
everyone to
avoid contact that seems a lot
a little
bonkers in there now today
there is lots
of people and more than normal
even on
their busiest day indeed with
so many
users sharing pictures online
showing
toilet paper shelves empty
unfounded
fears of a shortage run rampant
toilet
paper isn't the only thing
running low
in some stores like
non-perishable food
items tomato sauce and pasta in
a store
it's nearly all gone
but stores are restocking
everyday and
officials across the country
promise
right now all trucks are
delivering
goods and we don't expect any
shortage
so what's driving the panic
this medical
anthropologist blames the fear
of a
mysterious virus and the need
to do
something to help hoarding
behaviors in
the context of an outbreak are
not
helpful problem is over buying
prevents
others from grabbing their own
supplies
but it gets worse like those
reselling
cleaning wipes online at
outrageous
prices I'm profoundly
disappointed in
people who are hoarding and
then selling
online III think that's just
offensive
that you see that guy who the
New York
Times did a piece on know he
had 17,000
bottles of hand sanitizer Kenny
was
price gouging him on eBay and
then eBay
blocked him and now he can't
sell any
and he's crying about it just
tell me
about you Tito's vodka is the
answer so
the thing there's a slate
article that
was written showing they did
some
document documentation of what
people
actually are grabbing off the
shelves
but more interesting what
they're
leaving and what there's a for
example
the meat counters are all
emptied out in
some places but the pork
products were
left because at the end of
thinking is
is the pork is this thought of
a swine
flu and Chinese and pork it's
also sunny
pork of course all the vagin
stuff is
there if you're a vegan you
don't worry
not actually food so of course
nobody's
buying there's a rack of meat
that's all
missing except beyond meat
that's all
there oh no one's buying the
beyond
which is a sign for you
investors yes
yet bail bail now this is no
joke and
then and then all the water is
gone
except design
for some reason it sounds
Italian well
no no no it's because it's
everyone
noses because even on the
bottle its
coca-cola water that's just tap
water
that's been filtered yeah the
whole
thing is nuts especially but
let's say I
got a couple clips because
playing some
Italy stuff since you did
mention it and
I thought this was interesting
this is
the rules clip Italy rules and
something
I wrote it down I don't know
what it
says Italy remains on lockdown
as
officials and health care
workers
struggle to contain the corona
virus
pandemic special correspondent
Christopher lip say joins us
now via
Skype from Rome Chris we had a
conversation a week ago what's
changed
well the lockdown that was
previously
limited to northern Italy the
the
hotspot here in this country it
expanded
to cover the entire country so
that
first of all when he says it's a
lockdown it's bullshit this is
a prime
example of the type of shit
that the
mainstream media is doing it's
not a
lockdown
seems to be locked down he
won't leave
his room dude this guy is full
of crap
as far south as Sicily and
including the
capital and rum where I am and
then in
the past couple of days they've
actually
heightened those restrictions
and so
you're only supposed to go out
if it's
absolutely necessary
I see a little bit different
than a
lockdown no you can go out to
go to your
job you can go out to the
grocery store
legit if you need to go to the
hospital
if you need to get food and
that means
that the types of services
you'll find
once you do go out are also
limited it
means that cafes and clothing
stores
they're all closed now as part
of this
ban in place pharmacies you
will find
open grocery stores you will
find open
but if you want to actually be
outside
of your home you have to have
proof that
it's a good reason so that means
carrying up with you this self
minted
affidavit in which you explain
your
business
and if you don't have this on
you and
the police stop you you can be
fined or
even arrested and by last count
about
5,000 Italians had already been
charged
for for breaking these rules
that are in
place okay well great this is
the this
is the thing you print off the
internet
the fill is your self play play
the
second clip these are limited
resources
a ventilator can cost tens of
thousands
of euros and you have to be on
these
devices for six to eight days
at times
and if you're in your 80s your
chance of
recovery is very low so in a
lot of
hospitals it's become a wartime
situation in which doctors have
to
decide whether to give it to the
eight-year-old or whether to
give it to
the fifty year old or thirty
year old I
mean whether there are reports
now of
the dead not being able to be
collected
from their homes because the
health
services are three parts
overwhelmed and
you can't get a funeral home
that's
willing to risk going inside a
house
where there's coronavirus
because they
don't want to get infected I
mean it
conjures up images from the
Middle Ages
when you had the Black Death
sweeping
through this place where I'm
talking to
you from this is what's so
interesting
where are that they had the
pictures all
the pictures where the pictures
now
where are the pictures budget
but still
what he described what it was
here
actually describing I just
hated to
bring this up they're just kind
of as a
call back he's describing a
death panel
yes who just who decides oh
it's a death
panel well and thank you would
everyone
please put in a little Google
News
tracker for the National Health
System
in the UK people are flipping
out it's
underfunded we're already ten
thousand
doctor short mm-hmm
yes and who's going to decide
who gets
in who doesn't get in this is
exactly
exactly why you don't want this
kind of
centralized control on Italy
then this
this is the same for Ojai when
I heard
Ohio Ohio's number a hundred
thousand
and all the light bulbs went
off and
that's when I didn't know that
you could
fly directly from Wuhan to
Toledo
well you can't now but they've
you know
this is this is a hotbed of
Chinese
activity no wonder if they were
coming
in and December January
bringing this
virus with them of course
everyone there
is inflect doesn't mean people
are dead
and you have to lock down Ohio
Italy is
different for a couple reasons
well the
main thing is Italy was the
first
country in the European Union
against
the wishes of all two of the 28
27 other
member states who joined up and
had Zhi
Jing ping and all the
muckety-mucks from
the CCP a year ago almost to
the day in
northern Italy we're part of
Belton Road
yes it's great there's a hundred
thousand workers Chinese
workers in the
factories in northern Italy are
these
people who have died were they
factory
workers who maybe even be in
below
Western standard housing
situation we
don't know no one's told us who
these
people are for what I spy the
way I this
is an irritant
an irritant with me from the
from the
get-go I've mentioned before on
the show
I don't see why we can't get
the ethnic
information or age or age even
how about
ethnicity would be very
interesting I'll
take age absolutely so but the
tip off
the tip off to this well
there's two
pieces that there was supposed
to be a
big meeting a big launch of
something on
the 23rd of March with the with
the
Chinese that of course is off
the table
the tip-off came do you
remember willow
sent me the voicemail message
which we
played on the show and she was
talking
about you know the racism
against the
Chinese and they were going to
Chinese
restaurants to try and show
solidarity I
looked into this and they went
even
further there the government
instant the
local government instituted the
hug a
Chinese and they had Chinese
people on
the streets of Italy of
Florence's
I saw with a mask on with the
blindfold
on and it had with the sign
says please
hug your hug of Chinese and
this is the
Communist Party who are insane
about
Taiwan even being called Taiwan
on the
map in fact Taiwan isn't even
Taiwan and
Wikipedia it's the ROC Republic
of China
they want they they're out
there telling
the Italians you better have
people of
love in the Chinese and so then
they
come up with all these crazy
things like
hug a Chinese go to the Chinese
restaurant don't be racist and
this is
what CNN is doing now oh you
can't call
it Wuhan no that would be bad
that's
racist that's that's xenophobic
that's
horrible CNN is owned by Warner
Media
Warner media is owned by AT&T
AT&T has
huge deals with Huawei and
Chinese
telecom companies the call went
out hey
hey hey hey hey stop calling it
the
Chinese stop calling it Wuhan
and then
all of a sudden the CNN anchors
are all
telling you that it's racist to
say that
if the Chinese have time for
all that
then certainly things are not
as dire as
they appear to be here is China
China's
top virus expert this is the
man who
shepherded China through the
SARS
outbreak China Sina medical
advisor Joe
Manchin says the corona virus
outbreak
may peak soon and may be over
by April
in an interview with Reuters
mr. song
said that the prediction was
made based
on mathematical modelling the 83
year-old is known for combating
the SARS
crisis in China in 2003 but
this comes
as the death toll from the
corona virus
epidemic in China hit 1016 so
he's
expecting it to be over in a
few weeks
as well could be true could not
be true
I don't know I hear the
president sneak
in those words in there stuck
in my mind
I always think he knows
something that
he can't say and could be wrong
but I've
said April 6 because April 6
would be
exactly 30 days after the
initial eight
point three billion dollars was
released
and I think when everyone has
the
initial money then things will
die down
not so for New York City Mayor
Bill
DeBlasio who showed his true
color red in this little ditty
with joy
read the testing thing I think
it is
really and you know maybe I'm a
bit
obsessed with it because at
this point
it seems insane in a modern
country in a
great city like New York City
but it
seems almost impossible for
people to
get a test can a New Yorker or
someone
in this city that is
symptomatic in some
way get a test if they need it
and if so
how joy there are people can
get a test
it is according to a priority
structure
and it's not enough testing
it's just as
simple as that
we have been pleading with the
federal
government for weeks publicly
letters
phone calls get us testing so
we could
get ahead of this
it's here's the reality this is
a war
like situation we're in a
wartime
scenario
yeah with a mar-a-lago attitude
being
accused by the federal
government right
it's so laid back and I don't
understand
it and by the way testing how
about
ventilators where is the federal
government making sure that our
hospitals have the ventilators
we're
going to need where is the
federal
government when it comes to
surgical
masks getting them distributed
whether
this is a case for a
nationalization
literally a nationalization of
crucial
factories and industries that
could
produce the medical supplies to
prepare
this country for what we need
so instead
of doing what the president did
which is
call everybody and say hey
let's get on
the stick here this douche bag
wants to
literally nationalize these
companies
okay you seem like a stable
person and
we don't have factories that
make those
products anymore the silver
lining to
this all is that we'll bring a
lot of
that manufacturing back and I
have to
say it again I cannot believe
the
coincidence of the past three
years
Donald Trump says China is a
problem no
one's ever talked about China
publicly
don't cares yet China and
immigration
China China China comes in
first thing
he says let's get our own steel
going we
can't trust Chinese steel we
need to
have our own steel without your
own
steel you don't have a country
you can't
defend yourself then let's bring
manufacturing back
then the trade tariffs then the
tax
break which repatriated all the
money
with the pressure on the
Chinese economy
and then by coincidence wow man
we saw
Han has to shut down well it's
crazy how
that works John Hopkins seems
to be in
the middle of a lot of this as
you
pointed out with the event 201
and we
got a note an anonymous note
from one of
our producers who operates in
in the
John Hopkins system
John is correct John Hopkins is
spook
central though I have not heard
anything
about involvement from US
intelligence
agencies what I have heard for
the past
few months my department of the
hospital
has been dealing with the
fallout from
at least 10 research doctors
who were
found to be spying for China
one of them
was specifically brought over
with money
from an endowment set up via
charitable
donation that is specifically
to be used
to bring over postdoc fellows
from
mainland China there's been a
push for
more funds like this to be set
up in the
department with the loudest
voices
coming from the docs who are
Chinese
nationals so this wasn't just
Harvard
this is rampant you just got to
think
it's coincidental how all these
things
happen I really love your your
booby-trapped theory but John
Hopkins
continues to put out webinars
and
interesting factoids and
podcasts about
the corona virus and sometimes
the truth
just wants to slip out here's
the most
recent panel discussing it and
so we we
saw a lot of rumors about
government
conspiracies in our dataset and
now on
the novel coronavirus there's
some
rumors about government
conspiracies can
you talk about what you're
seeing is
you're looking out at the
current
landscape right let's
information yeah
we have here you know we have
an example
of that coronavirus might have
originated in a lab linked to
China's
bio warfare program that's
misinformation
it's the interesting thing
about this
misinformation is that if you
go to a
different country it blames a
different
country so this is a
coordinated effort
to to sow discord and division
when we
need it the most when we need
to have we
need to have
cooperation come on this is a
coordinated effort to sow to sow
confusion when we need it the
most
exactly this is what happens
when your
spy inside John Hopkins
University
System is you get confused
that's a good
one I don't really have
anything else I
do have the New Rochelle clips
with the
update they got that yeah they
were
talking about this programming
people
let's bring the National
Guardian so
we're used to seeing the
military on the
streets the mobile testing
center will
serve all residents of
Westchester
County
but officials are prioritizing
people in
New Rochelle the town where
it's located
it's one of America's hot spots
for
kovat 19 most of the city's
cases
originated from young Israel
synagogue
of New Rochelle earlier this
week it was
made the center of a quote
containment
area by the state of New York
for two weeks for one mile in
every
direction large gatherings
would be
banned that meant closing
schools local
colleges and community centers
as well
as religious institutions the
state's
National Guard would also be
deployed
it's a sensible means of
controlling the
spread of the virus in an area
where it
has a high concentration but
it's not an
exclusion zone it's not a
quarantine
zone
no one is prevented from
entering or
leaving no Brant is the mayor
of New
Rochelle office he says the
state
National Guard's role in the
containment
area is limited the guard is
your inner
shell to provide logistical and
operational support principally
delivering meals to students
who cannot
receive them at the public
schools
providing supplies providing
cleaning
services to large facilities
these are
things that will be entirely
beyond the
capacity of a municipality the
size of
nura shell so we're grateful to
have
their support but they're not
here in a
military or police on function
and I
think it's very important to
draw that
distinction this is interesting
this was
what day did they talk about
this the
National Guard being there this
would
have been on either on
describers
yesterday
mmm okay because no that can't
be I got
a note for on Thursday from
producer
Andrew and he says hey I'm on
my way to
New Rochelle for a service call
but
apparently the National Guard
is there
and I don't know why he's email
his clip
is from mr. doesn't mean it
differently
okay it's a and I don't know
why he's
really mailing memes like I
hear the
National Guard is there I'm
like I don't
know
and so I follow up I said hey
man you
ever make it in he said yeah it
was
nothing
here's nothing to see I don't
know where
the containment zone was but
everything
was normal I could travel
around had to
pick up some auto parts yeah I
took some
pics of a Chevy and New
Rochelle the
head take look it's all in your
head now
you think containment zone
National
Guard you know I immediately
see the you
know like a Will Smith movie or
a Brad
Pitt movie with the National
gosh sorry
sir I can't come beyond the
checkpoint
no this is at this point
psychological
warfare at best by the media
itself for
ratings but probably a hell of
a lot
more this is crazy we could do
this
about anything what's in the
second part
of this report on a plant of
course we
have any idea how the virus is
spreading
in New York right now what we
know and
this will certainly change is
that there
are over 500 confirmed cases in
New York
State the majority of which are
in New
York City and just this morning
New York
State reported its first death
an 82
year old woman in New York City
who had
been suffering from emphysema
did indeed
die from the karana fire of
course you
know what this actually reminds
me of
War of the Worlds
this is like an Orson Orson
Welles thing
man 83 year old woman suffering
from
emphysema on her last legs yes
yeah what
mark down another killer killer
exactly
I will say I like that I like
the kids
who have given it the
coronavirus a new
nickname the young kids the gen
Z kids
is called the Boomer remover
like that
kids
you know funny thing is when
they were
walking by you can't rip them
and then
we had the the families first
acts
coronavirus response Act which
was
lauded as some huge great thing
that was
being done although as I read
through it
it seems like very poor people
will be
helped and rich people or
people who own
larger businesses will be
helped and
everybody in the middle can go
suck it
you're not getting anything so
and it
was about something many people
are
getting anything if you let's
go back
and listen to what he said they
let the
last clip New York City what's
this
population seven eight million
yeah is
it not more than that I don't
know
exactly I mean the chatroom
might have
the newest numbers but as it's
up there
it's in it's in the you know
close to
ten million and you have five
hundred
people that have been infected
yeah
there's one death I mean so
there's a
quick response team
there's no does nobody has this
disease
is five hundred out of ten
million
people right so I'm yes and
even if you
took the the Chinese example
one point
five billion people you know
it's a very
small fraction of the overall
population
but we're being SIOP we're
being we're
being just frightened by the
numbers and
online that propagates
beautifully
you're not being frightened no
I'm
saying I'm not being funny our
listeners
are being frightened to the
pocket Lord
this why is there only a few
voices of
reason out there because the
site struck
by the way yeah because we
don't have
any commercial interests a we
take no
money from China because
China's asshole
and we've we understand the
media and we
can do simple math and I think
wearing
we inherently are distrustful
of experts
telling us something and we go
and do
research and compared to other
experts
and you know we've been we've
been this
show has been looking at this
for eight
weeks we were talking about the
the
economic impact only from a
China from
the Chinese perspective and the
the JIT
the just-in-time supply line
eight weeks
ago so this is no surprise most
people
are like hold in fact most
people watch
The Bachelor the other night
that was
what they were really doing
sitting at
home watching The Bachelor
that's what
most people do the drones and
if they do
watch the news all they're
getting is
Corona as I mentioned the
entire show
yeah the entire show yeah
so by the way there is other
news that
we do it yeah we're going to
get to
coming up Pelosi tried to do a
big a big
grand gesture here we are yes
we have to
put families first and she has
the same
problem I have although I've
practiced
it and and I can say
epidemiology to
understand the people that made
the a
biological status friend under
the
spread of the virus you gotta
you got to
practice these things and and I
think
the saddest part of her
presentation of
what this bill is was what is
in it and
when she I was in the car and I
heard
this like oh woman seriously
you did
that the three most important
parts of
this bill are testing testing
testing
before we take our break let's
just lead
we can probably lead into the
biggest
joke of them all
which was
Joe Biden and Joe wanted to look
presidential and he wanted to
do a
corona virus town hall meeting
so he
could of course do what towards
the best
do what presidents do is you
know calm
everybody down before before
they
started before they started
they had the
crack audio team that have we
have been
following and just appreciating
to no
end for their incredible lack of
professionalism or hearing
capability
have completely screwed Joe
Biden time
and time again there's now
we're gonna
do right people we're gonna set
this up
we can't have this mess up the
no agenda
guys are talking about how over
modulated it is what is going
on fix
this get it right are we still
hearing
the heavy
we're gonna do the last final
Mic Check
for this one two three four
five yes
okay now again not a
professional Mic
Check we all know if you know
what
you're doing is check check
check one
two one two that's you never go
past the
two and then they kicked off
the wall
for the coronavirus with some
confusion
actual video from the Town Hall
no no
I'll tell you in a moment what
happened
but this this was the audio
from the
actual beginning so here's what
happened
and I'll start at the end you
actually
heard Joe Biden say we'll be
prepared
better so the guy who can't get
an audio
sound right for the life of him
during
the life of his campaign is
going to
prepare better for Corona what
they did
what they did is they used zoom
video
and these amateurs and I it's
just as
egregious as streaming the
president pre
and post is his oval office
speech just
as egregious they set it up and
there's
multiple ways to use it but
typically
when you use zoom video when
someone
starts talking it will switch
to that
person's video
so however they did it they had
some
people from the campaign
watching on the
zoom video the baby cries but
and of
course it's not muted so the
sound comes
through and then boom you get
the
picture of wherever the screen
switches
to wherever the baby's coming
through
then some Indian guy pops up
and because
he's making noise and
everyone's trying
to mute their devices because
they had
no training didn't know how to
use the
product and were clearly
ill-prepared
Joe ill-prepared and then with
all the
testing they did of his
microphone they
had an obvious you know
interface
mismatch even either the the
bitrate was
it basically needed to unplug
and plug
the sound card back in again
hadn't
figured that one out so they
finally
gave Joe an iPhone to talk into
which
made him look anything but
presidential
providing for the additional
funding
that would provide for no
hidden bills
etc and I can get it done I can
get it
done quickly and people would
be covered
but even I can't do that for
another two
year another a year between now
and
November are actually January
but to
become so incredibly sad a
disaster
those when he walks off camera
yeah well
it's not an audio gag
unfortunately but
yeah he just walked by off he
doesn't it
it was and and this was the
speech that
would show that he is more
prepared than
president Trump that's the
irony of it
all well the funny thing is is
the way
the Hollywood E's like Alyssa
Milano
comes out and says something
like Joe
Biden said he's loved loved your
leadership during the
coronavirus and
Rob Reiner is falling all over
himself
about how Joe Biden is gonna be
such a
great president what is wrong
with these
people we will find out
momentarily but
first I'd like to thank you for
your
courage and say in the morning
to you
the man who
to see firmly in the curve we
have to
flatten Jhansi de bourree well
any
morning you Adam Curie in the
morning
I'll ship see boots on the
ground feet
in the air subs in the water
all the
hockey refs and dames and
nights out
there yes in the morning two
trolls in
the troll room whoa
bingo I knew people would be
tuning in
wrong we're up to 1800 today
John that's
pretty big
that is no wonder people are
it's I've
seen this thing scroll by and
like lots
of people are talking
that's uh that's probably 25%
more than
we typically have nice to see
you trolls
and troll away very good no
agenda
stream calm it is truly the
best thing
you can have in your
coronavirus safety
kit is no agenda stream comm
because you
can listen to some podcasts no
commercials no corporate money
no
interruptions and you can't
roll away in
the troll room and all their
amygdalas
are small so you'll feel good
you feel
right at home no agenda stream
dot-com
and then a big in the morning
to Mike
Riley who brought us the
artwork for
episode 1224 our previous show
on
Thursday the title of that was
caps and
I was asked to mention
specifically that
he wanted to share some of the
credit
with comic strip bloggers who
had now
this was the the locust slash
cricket
look more like a cricket with
the sign
has said free food and a little
Asterix
kosher and he had indeed
uploaded it
twice once without the cochon
one with
the kosher and that was a upon
the
recommendation of comic strip
blogger he
put it in I think it actually
did make
it I think that that made it
just that
extra bit better to put the the
kosher
on there and this was since we
know the
Israelis love eating locusts
because
they're kosher and it popped it
was a
great piece of artwork popped
out love
it and we thank you for your
courage
Mike Riley is a part of our
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the art
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for
today episode 1225 starting
with Matthew
Janiszewski in Chicago one two
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curiously is to show one two to
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about that about what
backdating your
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and then I think you have
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numerous I'm not sure what what
how
she's using this term of the
elites
regarding coronavirus and
celebrate
celebrate the circle yeah
314 PI the circle a numerator
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number donation John your your
whole
idea I know but I'm getting
confused
with the elites a circle I
don't know
you've already reviewed the
numbers but
what hasn't been discussed are
the
unintended consequences my
family has
been hit in ways by the way you
know
they also closed all the Apple
stores
well that's a plus I mean that
was
that's a germ pit just waiting
to spread
all kinds of nastiness Apple
stores
equals germ pit next next
family has
been hit in ways that I could
never have
anticipated I'm a I'm a doc and
the AAA
a conference American Academy
of Allergy
Asthma and Immunology 's
canceled their
conference in Philly for this
week and
this was a minor inconvenience
and if
that we're all that was
affected it
would be minimal however my
college
Asian son is now stuck at home
for
another three weeks this is a
disaster
yes yeah come on Rose by the way
somebody pointed out the dinner
table
they expect a lot of two things
to
happen besides maybe a baby
boom you
know it yes the corona big
horse boom
you want to invest in some ik
divorce
attorneys you have I'll invest
in baby
stuff I'm a much more I'm well
optimistic I'm a glopped amidst
the idea
of the mom and dad having to be
stuck
with each other with the kids
at the
later ages yeah this is not a
recipe for
success now
and especially when they lose I
was
talking about this too when
you're
working from home not everybody
knows
how to work from home
it sounds oh I get to work from
home a
lot of people think it's a cool
thing
but when you do it it's it you
can't do
it a lot of people can't work
from home
and stay safe very difficult to
do I
mean I've been doing it now for
well
full time from home what the
past's
eleven years maybe of the 13
years of
the show maybe 10 yeah and
what's great
goes like this you get up do
some email
then you still got your
housecoat on and
then around one o'clock you
like the
first joint you're like you
know I
should probably get but I bring
my
a-game every Thursday I've kind
of
worked from home since 1985 so
I'm uh
I'm pretty easy which is why we
also
don't have any virus so we
don't get out
that's why we're not sick it's
younger
brother a high school junior
has been
most affected black face Ralph
aka the
Virginia Governor canceled
school for at
least two weeks yesterday
because of
this my son's my son's SAT
scheduled for
today Saturday was canceled as
well he
now gets to take the classes at
home as
he prepares for multiple AP
tests in a
month and a half in addition to
continuing SAT prep for the
test that
was canceled his class trip to
New York
City was canceled he finally
made
varsity soccer and that's been
delayed
at least two weeks the fact
that any of
my kids could make a varsity
team is a
cause for a huge celebration
the kid is
17 if he gets coronavirus he'll
sniffle
twice and keep on doing what he
does
yeah he has had the influenza B
last
month despite the vaccine hello
and this
by the way you learn about
Tamiflu and
that this time is greater
health impacts
on most people then the corona
virus
ever will anyway I apologize
for a
warrant piece but this has been
such an
overreaction to what should be
handled
with hand-washing and staying
home a bit
we don't recommend no sex as a
prevention of hiv/aids only
safe sex
upon hiv/aids will kill people
by many
orders of magnitude more than
covet 90
never will
that's a bungled yeah well no
maybe has
it been bungled or is it on
target
that's the question well we're
we're on
this fence about that will
close with
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to
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the regular ones are available
my plan
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and
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it's a little late but I
finally got
around to it reminds me of the
gout
comes with the meet up with an
envelope
with a stamp on it addressed to
the no
agenda show from like months
ago and he
hands me this is I have meant
to put it
in the mail it's like the check
was like
sixty days old I still take
that at the
bank they take I said Bank
usually cuts
it off at about forty five I
was gonna
say so you gotta be careful
will they
even take your checks when you
go cuz
you know people don't know but
John you
know he goes to the bank with a
knapsack
I go to the bank with his
checks with a
Polish won't they be worried
about the
dirty checks Oh Corona Corona
cash
Corona cash yeah well checks I
haven't
see anything about checks but
it's only
the cash that carries Corona if
you
remember that's why they're
washing the
cash in some parts of the
country
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for a retirement community and
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I wouldn't say that necessarily
in every
time we came in and today we
moved to
basically a lockdown status the
retirement community yeah they
trying to
and and that that's where you
wanted
lockdown in the retirement
community is
exactly that is where you want
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careful and the regard flew to
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to get today we just move
basically a
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we are
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screened onto the campus also
in the
community you can barely buy
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he says
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got a viewing tip since ok if
you're
stuck inside and you want
something to
watch we just finished it last
night on
Netflix cheer this is about a
small town
in Texas Corsicana Texas who
has the
award-winning cheerleading
squad and
it's a five-part or six-part
documentary
it is really interesting to
watch it
sounds good
like it is it's all these kids
who come
from broken homes I mean the
really
messed up situations just
dropped off
and live in this trailer I'll
be back
next month that kind of deal
and they go
and yeah it's really really is
there is
that ah it's and and there and
there's
such a fleet very feel-good
pretty good
a feel-good type of series and
I think
you'll enjoy it it's and also
just the
athleticism is you know now
that hey
what else you gonna watch this
no sports
on TV might as well watch
cheerleading
while they're showing nothing
they're
showing old games it's pathetic
it's
almost sad yeah cuz they got
all these
games the basketball college
basketball
games are showing old games NBA
old
games you know old playoffs oh
can you
man can you imagine the hit to
the
advertising business the TV
advertising
business I've done imaginable
and not to
mention the empty stadiums and
all the
rest of it yeah it's just
pathetic
yeah that's why April 6 we're
done with
this shit April 6 we open-to-buy
I'm not arguing the point yet
you
haven't you haven't been proven
wrong
yet well no on April 7th I'll
be the
first amend it because
somebody's gonna
tell you meanwhile of course
what we did
miss or you may have missed I
don't know
who missed it because the
they've decided to put all
television
production on hiatus oh yes but
they had
to get mayor Pete on the Jimmy
Kimmel
show oh oh he's hosting it you
missed
this oh gee John I forgot to
watch some
lame-ass show oh I didn't miss
it I want
you know I watch David Spade on
repeat
so unfortunately because I
would like to
have seen mayor Pete in front
of an
audience instead of in front of
an empty
auditorium with a bunch of his
friends
there wait a minute so what's
chemo off
he just wasn't more Kimmel Kim
was doing
a pilot for the Who Wants to Be
a
Millionaire or some new show
which made
Regis Philbin a millionaire
yeah and so
the kimmells got Dan and so he
had to
take the debt night off but
they could
have just killed the showrunner
rerun
but now somebody came with the
bright
idea cuz they're a bunch of
Democrats
anyway
this is CBS ABC OH
maybe soon ABC is them somebody
went
back and forth with somebody on
this
about you know we know who's
you know
NBC comcast is a bunch of damage
basically affront for the
Democrat Party
CBS is the CIA
ABC News ABC is the big mystery
it's a
Disney who knows what they're
up to not
be ia that could be Russians
for all we
know and it is and it's got a
sum of gay
undertones throughout the ABC
Disney
empire and which makes nothing
but sense
of you things that they brought
mayor
Pete on like so you could talk
about his
husband being in the audience
of 10 by
the way the audience made a lot
of noise
so I have three clips oh wow
mayor Pete must have killed it
they're
short okay now the one is
Melissa here's
how he opens on the show and he
that's
have just as you didn't see I
wish I had
seen it because to just analyze
how I
think he was you know he had
that dumb
smile on his face the whole
time I
thought he was I didn't think
he was
very good and he had
professional joke
writers and but the
with if you're gonna be a host
on one of
these shows you got more
writing team
maybe of six maybe ten people
sometimes
they've had more sometimes it
had less
but the key to success is not
the
writing team it's you and the
writers
they come up with all these
pitches and
you're the host whoever you are
and
you're you have some come
comedic chops
for sure sure it's a it's a big
gig it's
not a small little thing I
would be very
nervous about doing that yeah
and he had
well he was he wasn't nervous
at scene
but his selection of material
which is
was his choice was piss-poor
and and then he had as his
guest I don't
have any of those clips I just
have this
opening he had Picard Patrick
Stewart on
and they basically creamed in
his pants
because he's a huge Star Trek
fan mainly
of the next generation series
because
he's not old enough to be a fan
of the
original series and and so he
did
everything but talk about Pete
he did
all the talking he was just
enamored
with the story and he did
everything but
discuss his collection of the
action
figures was weight weights and
now I
know why you caught the show
you were
tuning in for Picard weren't
you oh yeah
I got you
I really disliked Patrick
Stewart but
okay let's play mayor Pete is
opening my
name is Pete but a judge and I
am
running to be the next host of
Jimmy
Kimmel Live
now this is a strange night for
us not
only because this is my first
time
hosting a talk show because we
are doing
it without a regular studio
audience due
to public health concerns over
the
coronavirus we have canceled
the studio
audience tonight but a few kind
Kimmel
staffers and some friends my
husband
Chaston all here instead
everyone is
spread apart at the CDC
recommended
distance this was not our plan
we just
decided this a few hours ago
and it's
disappointing because as you
all know I
love to crowd-surf it's kind of
my thing
but the experts have told us
the best
way to prevent the spread of
the virus
is for us to physically stay
apart so
that's what we're going to do
the only
way we're going to get through
this
crisis is with unity so let's
do this
together who's winning
full disclosure none of those
people are
here
but when you don't have a real
audience
you have to fake one
just like Trump's inauguration
Oh Pete
that was yeah that was pretty
bad it's
pretty bad took him that length
of that
clip to get his first first
joke first
joke yeah now I would like to
hire in
the talking about you talk
about the Joe
Biden sound I would like to
hire the guy
who mic this audience because
the
audience is Privia probably
around 25 35
people maybe and it's so well
miked
except for that second part
which was
sweetened because he showed
another
audience but the audience that
he has
there is so well mic it
actually sounds
like a crowd it doesn't sound
bad but
also the audience is super
enthused of
course its staff well they're
jacked
yeah they're super jacked and
the and
there was a goat in there too I
heard so
well miked don't be screaming I
think
that's Chaston or whatever so
this is
the clip - this is terrible now
last
night President Trump addressed
the
nation regarding the corona
virus
pandemic and he had this
message for the
American people if we are
vigilant and
we can reduce the chance of
infection
which we will we will
significantly
impede the transmission of the
virus the
rut the virus will not have a
chance
against us I agree that this
virus is no
match for the American people
but for us
to get through this we have to
take
immediate action now there is a
bill
right now in Congress that
would provide
free coronavirus testing for
everyone
who needs it paid emergency
leave and
unemployment insurance for
workers who
are laid off because of the
economic
shock so for the good of every
worker
every family every community
that will
be hurting we need Congress to
get that
done
[Music]
so where was the joke was no
Joe joke
there
hey proselytize he does that
well yeah I
want to ask you a question
about that
how does unemployment insurance
work do
you have to have it before you
can claim
it
what's insurance right because
they're
talking about unemployment
insurance
yeah so you have to have
unemployment
insurance yes you have to put
into a
fund what are they talking
about them
with more on talking about I
think
you're talking about extent
making it I
don't know okay the Democrats
love to
throw out the word unemployment
insurance I didn't know it was
but it
means if you don't have
unemployment
insurance you can't run out and
get it
now and say it'll be better
that's not
clear to me either the rest of
the bill
I understand but not the
unemployment
nevermind I'm sorry hey Pete
great joke
hahaha what's next okay that I
do the
third clip is now he's into the
material
no he is gonna deliver three
jokes
obviously written by this three
yeah
bang bang bang and this is
about it and
it just it's just from this at
the end
of this is then it goes
downhill and it
goes into Patrick Stewart where
he's
going and the rest of it is
just this I
didn't find it that interesting
overall
but here we go a lot of folks
are
wondering how I ended up
getting booked
to host this show and all I can
say is
that Iowa caucus app really
screwed
everything else Jimmy asked me
to fill
in because right now he is off
taping
Who Wants to Be a Millionaire
which is a
game show that Michael
Bloomberg 156
thousand times interrupts
now some people have been
skeptical
about me hosting a show like
this
they're like you're too
inexperienced
you'll never be a good
late-night host
well a lot of people said I'd
never get
elected president and I showed
them I
wasn't too bad I chuckle Dover
though
his timing is rough he's not
claiming
their timings off but there was
some
good lines I don't dislike the
guy it's
just it's it's it's so weird
seeing him
do that it's almost as weird as
seeing
Andrew yang being a you know a
talking
head on CNN you know the guy
who could
do this I think I was gonna
start
looking at politicians I think
that
Rubio should be given a good
guest host
because Rubio actually has
comic timing
and and I say that because when
he tried
doing it which is ruined his
campaign
when he was up against trumpet
yes I
remember him try and he would
try really
hard actually to the he's a
small hands
gag pretty good the small hands
gag
stuck yeah and his timing was
impeccable
I thought he did such a good
job that it
was so much like an actual
comic and he
used to be a performer if you
remember
in the sequence it was a
definitely some
sort of a stage dancers with
this no I
don't remember this don't look
it up
Marco he had sequins he had he
was like
some sort of AG like in a gay
clubs I
don't know but it was out there
to the
point where he's got enough
show but he
has show business experience
and he does
know long here he is Marco
Rubio was an
active member of the South
Miami high
school dance troupe an all-male
hybrid
of the Village People and
Chippendales
where he and other studly bros
flopped
around on stage and flaunted
their
tanned rippin rippling meet
torsos in
this so I'm putting that in the
show
notes
I'm not saying that he's like
you know a
professional stand-up comic but
he's
he's very sure this job but he
had
enough that he could deliver a
line a
lot better than Pete and I
think that he
should be given a shot cuz I
think he'd
be really good in fact I think
he was so
good at doing it when he was
trying to
be funny because when use there
was his
only hope against Trump because
he was
killing everybody in the
debates and he
went out on the rodent and
delivered
some material including the
small hands
gag and some other things that
were so
well done it put people off
right and I
can understand that it's like
it was a
little too well done and so he
lost his
credibility as a serious person
I can
see him as actually he has kind
of the
dancer physique now that I
think about
it may be a little on the short
side but
he's he's got the right build
huh he
should be on Dancing with the
Stars
that's how we'll get it started
but he's
you know he's gonna do what he
does
it's a good gig right so I
think he's in
charge of bringing the
pharmaceutical
manufacturing back it hasn't
Trump put
him in charge of that I don't
know I
think so anyway so that was
mayor Pete
well done felt something of a
disappointment a valiant try
and I
wonder how the ratings were Oh
what are
you saying it probably bad well
maybe
not because maybe people at
home a lot
of people tuned in because they
were
curious I was watching the
cheerleading
stuff on Netflix believe me if
I had a
choice in fact I made that
choice the
opening bump was probably good
so the
the monkey comes out of the
sleeve on
the the union worker that got
into a
verbal assault with the Joe
Biden yeah
yeah the guy's an NRA guy yeah
and
here's his I just pulled a
minute from
it of his a response clip on an
ad the
NRA YouTube channel that Joe
Biden tried
to intimidate
they are 14 so what the old
diamond
wants to take my a are 14 let's
just not
tell him what it really
I got this the day after I
talked to Joe
I'm sure that's not the result
he was
going for my name is Jerry
Wayne and all
I wanted to do is that's a
presidential
candidate a question I didn't
intend to
start a fight all I did was ask
Joe how
he was going to win over the
Union vote
but he's playing not coming
after our
guns with fatal roar I watched
a video
where he wanted to make assault
weapons
or America's most popular rifle
illegal
so I asked him about it instead
of
answering me honestly he acted
like he
never said it at all it just
goes on and
on it's like a seven minute
thing like
really NRA is that all you have
time for
is to go push around old men and
embarrass them that's what it
was that's
true elder abuse of the old man
they got
the NRA guy in there now I'm
not saying
I disagree with what what the
overall
discussion was about but you're
gonna do
that and then play it up and I
find it
rude I really do it's just sad
well it
was but this is what the other
set up
guys this is that this is
Project
Veritas era I mean if anything
you gotta
be worried about this stuff NRA
this is
what it is and the köppen 19th
pandemic
could lead to a ban on guns and
alcohol
in one annoyed town champions
mayor
signing an executive order
declaring a
coronavirus emergency it
includes
ordinances that allow her to
ban the
sale of firearms and booze
spokesman for
the city says they might not be
implemented but are in place to
protect
the welfare and safety of our
community
there are currently no cases of
coronavirus in Champaign
Illinois and
are your headlights okay I'm
gonna give
you a clip of the week for that
oh well
thank you very much the clip of
the day
clip of the day I'll take it
this is the
kind of a-holes these little
towns have
running them mm-hmm yeah
that's exactly it and that's
the stuff
that's kind of danger you have
a minute
and I shouldn't say little
towns you've
got one running the big town of
Austin
that's not a minor little burg
yeah they
haven't tried that on us though
I'm
gonna try that little ditty bah
they
didn't have the idea yet got a
ban guns
cuz the cove in 19 did you hear
about
Andrew Gilliam I did but I'm
trying to
figure out what I heard cuz I
just
remember it I've died - Andrew
Gilliam
ran against Ronda Santas for
governor of
Florida
alright 20s he got caught in a
gay tryst
well nowhere hasn't been
reported that
it was a gay tryst what was
reported is
that the I'm sorry James Woods
reported
that it was a gay tryst well I
do trust
James Woods over many
mainstream sources
and that may be totally true
but there
were two other men in a hotel
room
emergency services were called
one was
OD'ing his heart he was having
heart
trouble Gilliam apparently was
too
intoxicated or inebriated to
even speak
with police and was puking in
the
bathroom and there were three
three bags
of methamphetamine and some
story about
yeah I mean I went to a wedding
and
drank too much then the other
guy says I
don't know about no wedding gay
escort
it's it's kind of what a sad
sad thing
to have happen yeah he almost
was made
of governor of Florida
governor fly like five votes he
lost
does he have a gig does he have
any
other gig is he doing anything
I don't
have any idea probably is
probably part
of the Gans
what should make nothing but
sense let's
do this let's take a quick look
what is
he doing he's got to be doing
something
I forgot about that story it's
a great
story let me see it is a great
story but
it's a little it's a little
lewd it's
tawdry it's a tawdry story and
I've been
avoiding these it's a tawdry
tale tawdry
tale and when you and you bring
in my
bouquet I'll talk about him you
know but
with the embellishments but
still which
is a honey smells like Gilliam
is really
weird knowing GI l l am i L it
is that
simple that was an eye in there
now into
G I ll um G Andrew Gilliam
Gilligan that
trolls do you know what he's
doing is it
political commentator well
that's right
you should be on CNN yeah I
should be
with with the other method I
what's the
guy with the weather dildo in
his boot
and the rope around his neck
and the
meth in his pocket oh come on
it was
Richard rich yeah that guy
oh my surely we have a clip of
that guy
I haven't seen him for a year
well he's
not he's on CNN International
Richard a
dick quest quest is his name
quest how
come I was surely we have this
quest
clip it's the funniest thing
ever
we was caught in was it one of
the parks
in New York yeah something like
that
some weird stuff man I don't
have that
anymore I wish I had it that
Gilliam had
a wiki page he does not finding
it good
yes even his profiles you got
Twitter
and Andrew Gilliam yeah gee I
ll um yeah
yeah so he's probably a CNN guy
now
perfect yeah makes sense
sad though sad man that's
shitty I think
you have to have these
credentials to be
on CNN
this is exactly right let me
see what do
they have oh oh oh yes oh my
goodness
this was such a beautiful
conversation
bad
we know that the view is
completely
scripted and this is one of the
heaviest
scripted shows in television
and if you
haven't seen the morning show
on Apple
Plus the Jennifer Aniston
Reese Witherspoon project which
is kind
of a me to type of series
whatsit I'm
gonna talk about that for one
second
before you go on this show the
morning
show I should well I'm gonna
just
because it's recommended by the
two of
us but it's there's a warning I
have to
put out there it is it's such
an inside
baseball showbiz type show that
most
people don't like it my son
doesn't like
it for example he thinks is
stupid all
right I think people who listen
to us
and how we critique the media
and how we
talk about what goes on behind
the
scenes I think that will help a
little
bit
but it's very scripted and mind
you
fresh news from the view crew
is that
Joy Behar is going to take some
time off
from the show to social
distance herself
I think it's more mental
distancing but
she's going to distance herself
from the
view but she's here with with
the full
crew and Whoopi's on here and
they're
discussing possible VP picks
for Joe
Biden again this is a completely
scripted show so when they get
into it
you should not be surprised
that that's
where the conversation went Joe
Biden
looks more and more like the
Democratic
nominee there's a lot of
speculation
over who he'll pick as his vice
president Stacey Abrams Carla
Harris Amy
Klobuchar have been mentioned
don't know
what do you think there's a who
with it
there's a smorgasbord of people
to pick
from there Liz there's it's not
like
he's gonna have a like a low
amount of
people to choose from it's
gonna be huge
it's a lot of capable
interesting
candidate yeah you should pick
a woman
nice
chayo yes absolutely white but
were
Latino or black woman either
one I think
would work but it has to be a
woman I
agree I mean I think he does
really well
with african-american voters of
course
you know although people are
talking
about Stacey Abrams and and
Kamala
Harris but when you talk about
a woman I
mean there's been so much
research done
I know there was a woman out of
Georgetown that did some
research that
when you have women legislators
they
propose more bills they propose
more
policy changes they just get
the work
done and so I think that would
be really
helpful to his ticket I do but
the
person that he actually should
know it's
your fear no no no a man or a
woman it's
a woman a woman Michelle not
Michelle
it's you bigger than a breadbox
yes who
really is qualified to do it
mm-hmm and
he cannot pick Herman Hillary
Clinton Oh
Hillary Clinton yeah I'm just
saying
because in terms of
ratifications she
she is she would be brilliant
yeah
because of all of the the
backlash
tonight was it you or you who
told me I
should watch the Hillary talk I
just
finished watching it is
particular
realize it was intense it goes
to show
you not only her qualifications
but who
she really is and how she has
been so
misread by so many people and so
misjudged and really just sort
of you
know the sins of her husband
have just
been imputed to her is the fact
that she
did not conform you know what I
forgot
about was the beginning of
their tenure
in Arkansas yes when she was
sort of
working side by side with him
and they
were like well you know you're
not
supposed to be doing that right
you
suspect if you need to get into
corner
now she's like I've never
been in the corner yeah you
can't put
baby in the corner so again
this is a
scripted show this was not good
coincidence you really think
they could
not remember who would be the
the ideal
vice presidential pick in a
seven-minute
segments they don't let the
women at the
view freewheel it's and then
they were
also a promotion of the who
produced
that movie was it anything to a
Disney
ABC Hulu yeah I'll bet you ABC
ma owns
most of Hulu they own a piece
of it yes
so it's it's an obvious ABC
promotion
but is more than that he in
March 2019
Disney acquired 21st Century
Fox giving
it a 60% majority stake in Hulu
and then
AT&T sold back its 10 PS so it's
basically an ABC product for
the most
part Hulu and they went on to
and
exactly the way I expected that
documentary to be although I
haven't
seen all four episodes is
exactly what
you'd expect this like it is a
hold on a
second you're going on on how
about this
about this documentary before
you saw a
couple of the episodes and then
you
bailed so you could watch the
cheerleader thing yes which is
telling
us a lot about the fact that
this
documentary probably is grading
there's
time for show prep and pain and
there's
a time to sit with my wife and
enjoy
looking at children jumping
around I
love Jerry all right
yes I will complete my viewing
task I
will but this is a set up I was
hoping
that you'd already finished it
so I
don't even have to think about
the
possibility of watch it'll be
done by
favors literally don't want to
watch
it'll be done by Thursday you
don't you
don't actually you're correct
you don't want to watch it you
don't
I'm watching Curb Your
Enthusiasm Oh
aren't you up to speed on show
up to
date just the latest one looked
like it
didn't look that promising it's
there's
some very good very good
episodes in
there no I know that all of
them have
been outstanding and they're
standalone
they seem to be actually be
written
there seems to be a thought
behind it
besides just I had living a
bunch of
lines but episode 8 starts off
it seems
very disc and discombobulated
and I'm
not I'm getting disappointed in
the lack
of the art the art of creation
that
they're doing and I did watch
nineteen
seventeen I'd recommend that if
you want
to watch movies yeah I do want
to watch
that I want it's a it's very
it's in
crits a good movie I think is
definitely
the movie of the year because
of because
of one thing and one thing only
it's
movie making art parasite which
one the
best picture is not even an
American
film is Korean mm-hmm there's
some I
don't know what they're
thinking is
really it's a it's a good story
but it's
at some point it just becomes
like a
one-trick pony story it's just
kind of a
fractal of itself yeah and it's
not the
great movie that 1917 is or
even Once
Upon a Time in Hollywood which
I really
enjoyed a lot of people didn't
like but
they don't like Tarantino
anyway I don't know we're doing
movie
reviews I have some some clips
that we
need to get to okay
catching up with the locusts ah
yes the
only show that stays on the
beat of the
locust no one else knows what
the hell
is going on but you're no
agenda show
and all of the associated
producers now
I have two different I have
three clips
but two of them are if they're
from
different stores I got the ITV
locus
report which is actually kind
of old and
then CNN did a report one with
one of
its hosts I've never seen before
and overnight it's very minor
report but
let's listen to the look
because it
introduces the CNN introduces
what I've
been waiting for which is the
locusts
are part of global warming and
it's all
because of global warming and
there's
these locusts even though both
of these
reports talk about locusts and
Biblical
times but okay we'll skip the
biblical
part and it's all about global
warming
here's locusts ITV they're so
frightening they're mentioned
in the
scriptures as divine punishment
locusts
have been harbingers of doom
from time
immemorial notorious they may
be but
this is exceptional it's 70
years since
Kenya witnessed these sights
and Sun a
proliferation that began in
Saudi
Arabia's empty quarter no
stretches
3,500 miles from there across
much of
East Africa these desert
locusts are
among the world's great
survivors
normally they live in the
hottest driest
places on earth but their
hardiness
stands them in good stead when
the going
gets good and in perfect
conditions like
these they prosper and their
numbers
simply explode rain is the
reason a
series of cyclones coming off
the Indian
Ocean have kept this region on
seasonably lush crops and
pastures used
by livestock have been devoured
by
ravenous swarms each and every
one of
them can eat its own bodyweight
each and
every day mama Torito is a
farmer and a
mother and three weeks ago she
watched
locusts eat the flowers on her
mango
trees no flowers she fears she
has lost
half of this year's harvest she
told me
she depended on selling her
mangos to
clothe her two children and to
pay for
their schooling the same swarm
consumed
all the sweet potato plants
that Gladys
l'amore was cultivating here by
me she
said they tried to scare the
locusts
away but that for two days they
kept on
coming back I have a little
issue with
the with this report
it's the production value is
completely
wrong I mean we need this is
what you
need I'll prepared for the next
show
I'll get some locust swarm you
want to
swarm I'm with this so I'd the
best
report actually came and I
don't have a
clip of it because it was here
it is
good clip of it was because it
was pat
robertson on the christian
broadcasting
network he had a root because
of course
is biblical if you think about
yes of
course but the problem is pat
so old now
that he's doing it back and
forth with
the correspondent and it's just
pouring
listen to full i'm sure but
they did
give a clearer understanding of
what
happened what happened was
there was a
in the yemen deserts and south
saudi
arabia that area of the
peninsula they
had an inordinate amount of
rain in 2018
and then i guess and then
because of the
conditions the rain get these
locusts
all jacked up to started
hatching and
then a series of tornadoes hit
the
Cyclones hit the peninsula and
lifted
these these critters up to the
air blew
him into pakistan and into
africa huh
and they landed there and then
they
reproduced another cycle and i
think
they're on their third cycle
and they're
in areas where they probably
shouldn't
be and some of them even got as
far as
china and besides the fact that
when
they're in flight they can go
100 miles
a day these these critters and
so it's
becoming a nightmare and the
global
warming angle is the oil it
would've
happened if it wasn't for the
cyclone of
course yeah and we're gonna
hear that
now by listening to the CNN
here's clip one from CNN for
three
months now swarms of desert
lurkers have
been eating their way through
east
africa here in cages like
appear county
bang utensils to try and ward
off an
increasing menace to their
livelihoods
all to no avail
the locals keep coming a
voracious
appetite means these lurkers
eat the
equivalent of their own
bodyweight in a
single day damn and they move
with speed
on the change in winds as far
as a
hundred and fifty kilometers
almost a
hundred miles a day beans maize
pasture
for animals nothing stands a
chance
raising fears over food
security as the
farmlands are decimated and
they keep
breeding laying their eggs in
the earth
in pastoral and agricultural
lands
across this Africa locust
swarms of
biblical proportions have been
threatening life and grazing
land and
eating all the people's crops
here you
can see these hoppers are the
new
generation that will pose a
bigger
threat to agriculture in Kenya
this is
now in full swing
if this forms are stopped the
UN says
they can multiply as much as
500 times
by June
so the Korean government and UN
agencies
are fighting back with
pesticides in
northeastern Kenya villagers
tell us
they're seeing billions of
newly hatched
locust how did this happen
after years of drought -
cyclones hit
East Africa in as many years
these farmers change influence
phenomena
replenish pastureland and
filled the
rivers but the heavy rains made
the wet
earth ideal breeding ground for
Lucas
the situation is really it's
disparate
but not hopeless we we intend
to control
it maybe in two or three months
despite
the challenges they've killed
as many as
17 swarms in a day a
medium-sized swarm
being 30 to 40 million insects
on the
frontline of the locust
invasion like 47
year-old herder Sameera quoi
future is
full of doubts yeah and again
this is
this is not produced in an
exciting you
know lead story kind of way
it's not a
lead story they're gonna talk
about
coronavirus and Trump I know
but even
I'm falling asleep at the
locust wheel
well here's the last of it then
you
won't have to wait long this is
the kind
of the back-and-forth where
they bring
in the global warming aspect of
it all
damn is joining we now live to
talk more
about it it's so sad that how
this
locust epidemic is hurting
people and
can have a real threat as we've
said to
millions without a doubt
Natalie and the
link to climate change is clear
laughing
about it let's go back to that
that was
good you have my attention
again the
link to climate change is clear
let's do
it without a doubt Natalie and
the link
to climate change is clear if I
can
maybe I can just say what it is
at least
on my mind this is terrifying
this is
one of the most horrific things
that I
can imagine
but I can only imagine what
it's like to
be on the ground to see your
crops your
agriculture is decimated by
these swarms
these infestations of flying
locusts I
mean how do we get to this
point right
well think about what climate
change
does I have an increase in
global
temperatures that supercharges
storms
like cyclones that occurred in
2018 off
the Arabian Peninsula and then
you take
climate change that tips the
scales that
allows for these large-scale
planetary
circulations to favour these
swarms of
locusts and unfortunately we
might want
to get used to these flying
pests
because if the science holds it
looks as
if they'll become greater in
numbers and
become more frequent as well
climate
change is real wow man I just
love how
this reporter actually says it's
obviously climate change ha ha
on my
mind that's worth plating again
that
little bit that was very
interesting
here without a doubt Natalie
and the
link to climate change is clear
if I can
maybe I can just say what it is
at least
on my mind this is terrifying
this is
one of the most horrific things
that
this is top-top not journalism
hey man
its climate change at least in
my mind
it's real it was terrifying
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J
Scot of the armory here in
Austin Texas
requested his title change he
is now he
becomes a baron and in fact he
is the
black baron of the No Agenda
armory and
he wanted the the Bob Dylan
title
changed music so we obviously
will take
care of that I'm sorry I missed
the meet
up I was very tired Thursday so
I did
not make it out to the meetup
they I saw
they had you know six or seven
people
which is good and of course I
will meet
up with the Baron black barons
Scott
later this week to get my
venison
because he actually brought it
to the
meet up so I'll get that from
him and
another title change is Dame
Laura as we
heard earlier she now ups her
status to
that of Baron ettus and that is
thanks
to an additional $1,000 in
donations for
producing the No Agenda show
thank you
all very much congratulations
with those
titles and parties were held we
don't
give a crap about now
coronavirus we
just meet up with our big
gloves and an
eye shape Charlotte North
Carolina hey
thank you for your courage this
is Bill
Cameron at the Charlotte Meetup
six of us showed up we're
having a great
time I do feel a little queasy
because
everyone shook my hand but
we'll see in
the morning from sir Kevin
Dill's Vai
counter Charlotte thank you for
your
courage in the morning John and
Adam
this is sir hey mousse we've
definitely
flex in the corona resistance
model here
and with our small amygdalas in
the
morning this is cycle path
we're all gonna die today bend
whip
wrote we all made it here the
strong
among us with small amygdalas
thank you
for your courage we're all
covered in
kovat in the morning the cover
this is future sir boiled
peanuts Thanks
in the morning I like these
reports and
do you hear how people sound
like
they're having fun
let's go to Denver George Plato
reporting to you from local 52
apparently they have the the
Joe Biden
crew is a deadly everybody got
the audio
for the difficulty of reporting
to you
from local 5280 here in Denver
hello I'm
Tom out of a John in the
morning hello
John this is mark mezack thank
you for
your courage sir maniac of
Colorado says
in the morning this is our
producer
Mountain Jay thank you for your
courage
it's a SAM from Denver this is
Jeff I'm
the vine of utopia in the
morning this
is Rob trains good plains bad I
love
this show Mississippi this is
the rocket
ranch this was a this was it
called
rocket yeah the rocket ranch
meet up
there's a place where the
Rockets are
launched or were launched and
they had a
meet up of course in the mornin
and this
is sir rocket man Baron of the
bay kg
5zf a black six John Horner we
are here
at the Mississippi rocket I
mean when
you hear this we're not a cult
okay five
ACC black six rocket man Baird
of the
bay kg 5zf a black six John
Horner we
are here at rocket ranch meetup
we just
got done taking a tour of the
test
facility I'm gonna pass this
around to
the other knights and producers
in
attendance in the morning Scott
on the
rocks
newly knighted in the morning
this is
Sir Foreman thank you for your
courage
in the morning this is a
douchebag
jacques de lisle
and now back to John alright
we're gonna
get the douchebag to maybe send
another
donation here soon in the
morning
everybody thank you all for
your courage
no thank you for your courage
yeah we're a tribe actually I
shouldn't
say cult we are a total tribe a
quick
rundown of meetups that are
taking place
today and tomorrow brand-new
one for
today a last-minute meet up
meet and
greet this is Malta Wow if
you're still
up in Malta la-la-la-la Tartine
at the
most a dome next to st. Mary's
pharmacy
Stewart organizing I don't know
if this
came in on time but it
certainly is on
No Agenda meetups comm Malta
yeah we are
bad we are global Naza tonight
in Vegas
another last-minute Meetup I
think
people are doing last-minute
meetups
because they have an urge to be
with
sane people not toilet Preppers
so I
understand this last-minute
meetup stuff
I really do and I think that's
good
atomic liquors is where this
will be
held look for the girl in a
jeans jacket
and white sneaker she's in town
for a
work trip wink-wink nudge-nudge
say no
more
katherine is organizing in
Vegas tonight
at 6 o'clock Monday night then
meet up
at CSEA see I don't think this
can be
continued this this meetup
seems like it
might be off this is on the
Royal
Caribbean Oasis of the Seas 2
p.m.
tomorrow I have a feeling this
may not
happen I thought everything was
canceled
but you never know so keep an
eye on No
Agenda meetups calm if it
doesn't need
happen the oasis of the sea
will be
available for you to meet up in
the
schooner bar
Dec 6 on day 2 March 16th Dame
meow
dicin and douchebag dave well
they are
legit sisters two of them there
yeah
that'd be two and then just
coming up
and see the 21st of not having
anything
this this week I don't think
the 21st
San Diego western New York
Springfield
Missouri Dallas Eastern North
Carolina
and LAX the 22nd Philly local
76 the
28th Rochester New York and
they just
continue go to no agenda
meetups calm
for more information if you
want to know
about a meet-up that you'd like
to
attend you can get all the
details there
it's free it's a great service
part of
our value for value network
and if there's nothing there
that you
like all you have to do is
start one
yourself no agenda meetups they
are like
a Potter
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Judith the way me check it out
you wouldn't be
it's like a party
so I do have a one last
sequence of
clips to share regarding the
Green Deal
not the green new deal but the
green
deal in the European Union and
the Green
Deal is better known as the
European
Union climate law this is the
purported
to be 250 billion euro
boondoggle led by
my friend from steam amounts I
say my
friend because I met him on a
previous
radio show he used to accompany
the
queen of the Netherlands to all
the
Bilderberg meetings he is a
sales guy
he's actually I think he's only
one or
two years older than I am is 56
or 57
but he looks he looks 65 with
his damn
beard he's let grow so I have a
lot of
respect for this guy not for
what he's
doing but I really like him I
like Lee
operates you know when I called
him out
as a Bilderberger he went
wink-wink
nudge-nudge it's important you
keep
tracking that so maybe he wants
to kill
me but I'm following him and
I'd like to
do a little just a little
overview of
what the the European Union
climate law
is it was introduced by the
brand-new
leader of the European Union
von der
Leyen she is the head of
Starfleet
Command and here she is I am
pleased to
tell you that the Commission
has just
adopted our proposal for the
first-ever
European climate law this
proposal sets
in stone
our objective to be climate
neutral in
2050
and 2050 is no longer
impossible distant
to imagine and my children will
be a bit
younger than I am now when we
have 2050
so as I have a glimpse of the
possible
environment they will likely
experience
well this glimpse is pretty
sobering if
we don't act now
the science is very clear
climate is
part of the natural work world
that
sustains us and this natural
world is
severely endangered it is high
time to
act this climate law is part of
the
European contribution to this
action it
will be our compass for the
next 30
years
guide us every step on the way
as we
build a sustainable new growth
model so
very important what she says at
the end
there now I just want to play
that again
so people can hear exactly what
she said
at the very end she says this is
important for the European
Union why it
will be our compass for the
next 30
years and it will guide us
every step on
the way as we build a
sustainable new
growth model it's a new growth
model
exactly so we're just going to
replace
things with new things so
replace the
old gasoline cars with battery
calls
cars doesn't matter if it saves
the
environment it's a new growth
model and
I like her ths for a for a
European
she's her growth came out
pretty good
usually it sounds what a gross
gross
motile yeah she used the F yes
she's got
it for my rough model now what
you
noticed perhaps is that she
spoke of
2050 this is not exactly in
line with
the existential crisis that is
going to
kill us by 2030 which is what
Greta
Greta has been calling for
luckily when
France team amounts Bilderberger
globalist extraordinaire and
green deals
are of the European Union came
in to
present his case he made sure
to let
everybody know Greta
was a part of this we were
inspired by
grassroots movements as you
know this
morning a presence on the line
had
invited get a tumor to assist
at the
beginning of the college
meeting and to
share have you with us and as I
said to
her this morning I'm sure that
without
the movement she has inspired
and is
leading probably today we would
not have
a great deal and probably today
I would
not be talking about something
that is
quite unique and quite
forward-looking
this climate law I've listened
carefully
to Gretta and the message I
take away
from her words is this planet
doesn't
belong to those in power for the
generations in power it belongs
to the
whole of humanity and I feel a
strong
responsibility I have kids in
her
generation I'm fortunate enough
to have
kids in the Millennial
Generation and in
a generation see and I feel
strong
responsibility that together
with them
we should make sure we make a
success of
European climate neutrality by
2050 so
they're going to complete
climate
neutrality by 2050 what they
don't have
read the law it's it's hundreds
of pages
interestingly there's no
numbers so they
well actually before before we
explain
the numbers he had a completely
honest
moment about climate change if
you
believe in climate change in
all this
yeah he just I like this guy
for this
very reason listen to this and
I as I
could repeat time and time
again when
people are saying this is about
saving
the planet no it's not the
planet can
take care of itself and if
we're too
much of a nuisance to plan that
will get
rid of us like the planet got
rid of
other species before this is
about
saving humanity this is about
creating
the right conditions so that
humanity
can live in balance with its
natural
environments in a way that is
equitable
and in a way
does not say to those in the
world who
aspire to our level of life to
who
aspire to live like us to say
to them no
that's not possible because
Mother Earth
could not afford that yes she
can if we
adapt if we do this if we stick
to this
road then we can reach this
this is a
problem that is huge is this
existential
huge that it's also problem
good that
can be fixed thank you very
much yes so
there you go that's that's a
good way to
put it we all got a chip in or
we're all
gonna die by by 2050 and then
and this
is what I was leading up to
earlier he
did a classic move it's almost
like a
Nancy Pelosi move only a little
bit
better they've passed this law
the law
has passed what is not in there
is the
impact an impact is an
important part of
any law it is what are the what
are
those results be and most
importantly
what will it cost well they did
things
differently this time in the EU
of
course many people are keen as
I've seen
everywhere to hear the
Commission's 2030
targets those I say that our
work to
assess the impact of the new
2030
targets has started and is
ongoing and
as you know we want to find out
what the
best landing zone is if we want
to get
the best landings oh this guy's
great -
from 50% towards 55% emissions
cuts in
2030 to do that will require
huge
efforts by all and that is why
we don't
want to make thoroughness and
detail the
victim for political expediency
I'm I'm
absolutely convinced that the
Commission
were to today announced a
number a
figure that has not been fully
assessed
for impact then we would have
an endless
discussion over many months
whether the
Commission is right whether
this is day
whether the the assumptions are
correct
whether the facts are correct
etc and we
would use a lot of time so to
those who
say when you come at the end of
the
summer with your number you've
lost time
I would say with my experience
for
instance with the passive
strategy if
you do an impact assessments
so the facts are no longer
disputed you
can move quicker also in the
legend
process so once we've done this
work we
will propose an amendment to
the climate
law that we are presenting
today and we
will put the 2030 targets like
below see
you got this you got to pass
the bill to
find out what's in it first put
it into
law so then we can figure out
how much
we're gonna do with it and
we'll just
put an amendment that is
fantastic I
love this guy he's got brown
shoes and
everything this mofo can sell I
really
hope to get an interview with
him I
would love to speak with
because he
understands us - he understands
you know
the the he understands us he
gets us so
I really am trying hard to get
it but
now he's like he's like big man
this is
a top gig he has is he has
unlimited
budget was 50 60 people on a
team and
it's law hello hello farmers
are you
ready for more protests because
you're
gonna have to do it when you
figure out
these jamokes are doing and
that's your
climate to update look pretty
bad things
but we're gonna put him off but
the I
did want to mention something
which was
the ninth that was supposed to
be this
last week Cory Feldman's movie
yeah the
the tale of two Cory's or
whatever and I
finally did some research you
know he's
released this movie a couple of
times
one time in particular was
outlined I
think this was in he is
supposed to go
into a 2007 2013 2016 I think
it was the
2016 release of the movie where
he he's
gonna stream at yeah 20 bucks
and then
it crapped out it was glitchy
so they
couldn't do and not just use
the G word
in my presence I did and then
apparently
the same thing he releases all
know it
was like he couldn't get it was
hackers
moving from being a release for
quarry
and so this is just a
never-ending he
keeps adding new names to his
list of
abusers and as they die yeah
and so all
the speculation about why
they're CEO of
Disney quit so you know none of
that
panned out not a single bit
nothing
panned out and it's like okay
well I
think we're tired this is
reminding me
now of the guy who has the does
this guy
Moser I can't remember his name
but I
first heard about him in the
seventies I
think and then the eighties he
keeps it
but every so as soon as you
forget takes
a long time to forget this but
about
every five six seven years he
releases a
flying car it's not exactly
Manoa yes
and so this fucking car he's
gonna
release he's got now is it the
last time
I heard of this was a number of
years
back where the flying cars now
more
feasible because of computers
and you
know again this is the same
thing as
we've you've got some gimmick
that you
make money on somehow and then
you keep
doing it over and over again
pretty much
the same blueprint is so this
Corey
Feldman thing you might just
forget
about it's not even in the
picture
anymore it's not II you know
it's just
no good yeah I was anticipating
I mean
apparently there's something in
there
about Charlie Sheen that he
raped corey
haim and Crisco was involved
yes imposed
there's Charlie she's in denies
this
Haim is dead and they brought a
new
person into the into the list
of abusers
who's also just died recently
and you
know it's just this is not this
is not
any good do you have an end of
show I so
I didn't get any ISOs I have
you know
there's just something about
you that
pisses me off have that from
the Hillary
documentary that's all I really
have is
that's it thrilled and excited
I'm
certainly think oh my gosh I
don't have
anything no I'd the one I would
still
like to see as the end of show
I so what
you haven't used okay is the
I'm the
president I can do anything
that Bernie
Sanders I so I
it's long I think we'd use it
most hello
I think you slipped it into the
show but
I love use it as the end of
show it's
still a winner powerful is it
most
powerful man in the world I
think yeah I
was that your ISO
oh no I may have been well this
is
problem ever get some ISOs sure
that I
get it backed up now but but I
can't
find it the most well just do
stop the
hammering and then you can't go
long
stop the hammering it is good
stop the
hammering is probably good
especially
with the toilet Preppers
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all right everybody that will
do it your
amygdala should be a perfect
size if it
wasn't already
and I hope we have better news
stories
if they don't just play
wall-to-wall
Corona no kid over the next
news cycle
we got four days of news coming
and it's
like guys something now April 6
everybody mark it down this one
will be
out of this grumpy old Benz
coming up on
no agenda stream calm after
this we have
a couple of end of show mixes
Thor
brought us a nice Corona song
which I'll
play a bit of thank you John
Fletcher
Fletcher professor Jones and Tom
Starkweather and coming to you
from
opportunities own 33 here the
capital of
the drone star state Austin
Texas FEMA
region number six and the
governmental
Maps in the morning everybody
I'm Adam
curry and from Northern Silicon
Valley
where the traffic is dynamite
light will
be back on Thursday the second
one of
the week remember us at the
Borges /na
until then keep your meatless
small and
adios mofos and such
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it's getting late have you seen
this day
it is the public really full of
fear but
it was on top Joe was ready to
flop is
Hillary Clinton near the wall
street is
jumping and the stocks air or a
dump
another bailout time over here
has emic
power who manufactured news
depression-era Food lines here
don't
give a son in your hesitation
you need a
little discipline
Kovac 19px cute down there but
not bad
back in shutting down the
trains on the
airport to impose some fries
lisa was designed for black
now we deter doorway Oh
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baby mama baby
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washing your hands
the
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okay
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we're ready you there
we were in you there but
there's the
deal no hidden bills at seven
and up the
ante and what we have to do
there's much
we can do to be the first
hundred days
invite the major polluters in
the
country and the major abusers of
endangered species to the
United States
of America who are any you there
well I'm sorry just such a
disjointed
effort here because of the
connections
but there's a lot more to say
but I'd
rather probably said too much
to you
we're any you there but even I
can't do
that another two years another
year now
actually Jen
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we're ready you there one slug
here we
go I'm thrilled and excited I'm
starting
to think oh my gosh oh my gosh
okay I
can shift a little bit toward a
more
expected appearance and then I
had some
friends say well you know I've
got ideas
about your hair and ideas about
your
clothes I violated them you
know from
the very beginning okay I can
shift a
little bit you know there's just
something about you that pisses
me off
he was in Congress for years
hooters
about the countless years he
had one
senator supporting nobody likes
him
nobody wants to work with him
he got
nothing done it was nuts it was
all just
baloney and I feel so bad that
you know
people got sucked into it
Hey honestly Marie's must have
drove me
crazy I don't think anybody had
any idea
that he had fallen into a
depression
because the crushing intensity
what he
was going to do he knew too much
ridiculous conspiracy theories
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