April 2nd, 2020 • 3h 16m
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there will be cake Adam curry
Jhansi
Dvorak's Thursday April 2nd
2020 this is
your award winning game on
Asian media
assassination episode 1230 this
is no
agenda of the drone star state
in the
morning everybody
I'm Adam curry man from
Northern Silicon
Valley where the garbage trucks
are out
there working I'm John see you
tomorrow
oh yes the true heroes on the
front
lines sanitation workers is is
their
official title yeah sanitation
sanitation our garbage workers
or as we
used to call them g-men
I think we can still call them
g-men I
don't know him dad never heard
that Oh
my parents always called him
called the
garbage guys g-men G for
garbage but
they're also government so as
g-men huh
and it's kind of funny in a
spooky kind
of way yeah it's for us as
implications
of the the FBI being the
garbageman
so hey all you cool cats and
kittens
it's Carol Baskin here with Big
Cat
Rescue have you been watching
you know
so I started this everybody
they said
whatever that shows called it is
becoming popular amongst the
Twitter
users yes keeps cropping up and
I got
through most of the first
episode and I
agree I think it's a great show
it's
very entertaining but it but is
tedious
and these douchebags like so
much of
them you can stand as you go
through the
douche bag douche bag
I got the douche bag I got the
douche
bag itch I got the douche bag
itch I
couldn't do anything about it
and so I
got to stop watching them okay
well I
understand I understand but if
you hang
in there yeah it gets better
with every
hip so it just gets nuttier
hard to
believe everything good though
everyone
healthy everyone fine yeah yeah
Cristina has a headache and
sinus issues now but no coughs
oh well
it's not it's a head symptoms
supposedly
first of all a lot of people
lose their
sense of smell yes she still
has that
okay with it and she and Jenna
then as a
lung infection not a sinus
infection so
she sounds to me as though she
has a
headache and that's what she
says that
daddy just got the sniffles
don't worry
about it but they're
terrorizing people
in the Netherlands right now
it's so
horrible why not
now let's look at it from the
perspective of the government
what could
be more fun nothing if in fact
I have
several great examples of that
but first
big changes afoot something
happened
something changed and it it
started
Sunday right after our show now
notice
if you can see the difference
between
the opening of president
Trump's regular
coronavirus briefing and the
one he did
Sunday I think this was in the
Rose
Garden I want to start today by
highlighting several critical
developments on both the
testing and
treatment that will help us win
our war
against the corona virus what
has
changed there
I don't know he's no longer
saying the
Chinese virus oh he has stopped
saying
the Chinese virus after his
phone call
with president G this is very
no turning
chip yes well I think the
bargaining
chip was already put out there
and I
think that the aide at least
part of a
deal surfaced yesterday I'm
going to
remind everybody of something
that just
happened last week this is a
quick recap
clip from Sunday's show today
I'm here
to talk about the former Maduro
regime
and it's direct participation in
narco-terrorism corruption money
laundering and drug trafficking
as you
will hear the Department of
Justice is
announcing the unsealing of a
superseding indictment filed in
the
Southern District of New York
against
four defendants including
Nicolas Maduro
as well as the current head of
Venezuela's Constituent
Assembly the
former director of military
intelligence
and a former high-ranking
general for
their involvement in
narco-terrorism so
these were just three of the
coveted
sealed indictments that were
superseding
sealed indictments which is
indictment
on steroids though that was very
interesting that that just
popped up and
we played that and didn't think
much
about it and you wouldn't even
have
known until about I don't think
much I
thought much about it
personally you
wouldn't have known until 30
minutes
into yesterday's briefing how
these
things tied together because
yesterday
the corona team came out but
wait it
wasn't the corona team it was
the
Department the Secretary of
Defense it
was the it was Bill Barr it was
lots of
Admirals and generals and
medals and
this was the opening of
yesterday's
corona virus briefing today the
United
States is launching
enhance counter-narcotics
operations
whenever you hear the word
enhanced you
know it's really effed up
it's like enhanced
interrogation and
enhance anything is usually not
good
when the United States is doing
it to
you
enhanced counter-narcotics
operations in
the Western Hemisphere to
protect the
American people from the deadly
scourge
of illegal narcotics we must
not let the
drug czars exploit the pandemic
to
threaten American lives in
cooperation
with the 22 partner nations 22
u.s.
Southern Command will increase
surveillance disruption and
seizures of
drug shipments and provide
additional
support for eradication efforts
which
are going on right now at a
record pace
we're deploying additional Navy
destroyers combat ships
aircraft and
helicopters Coast Guard cutters
and air
force surveillance aircraft
doubling our
capabilities in the region
secretary
mark s / Attorney General Bill
Barr
national security adviser
Robert O'Brien
will provide more details in
addition
I'm going to have general
Milley who's
done an incredible job so many
ways so
it's it's still kind of unclear
what
we're doing but then a map goes
up and
the Secretary of Defense comes
up to
speak mark Esper well thank you
mr.
president and good afternoon
everyone I
appreciate the opportunity to
be here
today as we make this very
important
announcement at a time when the
nation
and the department defense are
focused
on protecting the American
people from
the spread of the corona virus
we also
remain vigilant to the many
other
threats our country faces today
at the
president's direction the
department
defense in close cooperation
with our
interagency partners began
enhanced
counter narcotics operations in
the
eastern Pacific Ocean and the
Caribbean
Sea this initiative is part of
the
administration's
whole-of-government
approach to combating the flow
of
illicit drugs into the United
States and
protecting the American people
from
their scourge so I love
saying the the what was it
exactly the
East Pacific Ocean and the
Caribbean Sea
yeah then they showed the map
and
there's all these naval ships
right to
the north of Venezuela we're
taking over
Venezuela we're gonna arrest
everybody
while everyone else is looking
the other
way they just put it out there
never
even mention Venezuela in this
it's all
Venezuela they're gonna arrest
them and
we know Guido was set up in the
State of
the Union with oh there's
legitimate
president which he's not this
is pretty
brazen and I think Trump got
permission
from G so hey we're coming in
we're
gonna do this back off and
maybe it's
also to stop some fentanyl
trafficking
they they're all over the place
22
nations participated in this
the eastern
Pacific mentioning that
specifically is
innocent yes exactly so so
they're well
they're all let's see what
happens
they're all off to the coast of
the
Enhanced that's line enhanced
and this
now this will give the cue boys
and
girls a lot of extra fodder
because of course the ships
make it
looks like they read off
Venezuela but
but really they're right near
the
Caribbean they're right in the
little
st. James island or whatever so
who
knows exactly what's happening
but I
thought it was really
interesting that
that just popped up and they
went off
and then the coronavirus
briefing
continued was really quite
spectacular
well we'll see I agree I think
they're
gonna take I don't know I mean
it's a
good time to do it yeah that
it's
enhanced it's a chance to
update this is
the the lengthy but interesting
NBC News
Corona update keeping this up
just from
yesterday I think tonight FEMA
is
bringing in hundreds of
ambulances to
help with record-breaking 911
New York
and more temporary hospitals
are opening
as the city wages war on the
virus from
this naval hospital ship two
tents in
Central Park to this massive
Convention
Center and now authorities are
planning
to retrofit this tennis stadium
the site
of the US Open the
capacity maxed out we predict
the
potential at all of those beds
all
20,000 will have to be turned
into
intensive care beds to focus on
kovat 19
patients who are really really
sick that
gives you a sense of just how
abnormal
it could be the tri-state
region now
topping 90,000 confirmed cases
of kovat
19 and more than 1500 deaths
today 15
percent of the NYPD called out
sick
overnight the Empire State
Building
pulsed red to honor medical
workers as
more heart-wrenching stories
pour in
elicit igari an ER nurse in New
Jersey
is overwhelmed and seeing more
of her
colleagues get sick taking care
of
patients coming in Eric blue
tiger is an
ER doctor in Queens I just got
out of my
10-hour shift and it feels like
playing
dominoes every single minute
over 10
hours straight
feeling like any one of your
patients is
about to fall and collapse and
today the
virus hit home for New York
Governor
Andrew Cuomo his brother CNN
anchor
Chris Cuomo tested positive the
governor
now says there's a lesson here
for all
families about keeping their
distance
two weeks ago my mother was at
his house
and I said that is a mistake so
many
families now waiting for word
about
their loved ones from a
distance his
kidneys have failed as a result
of all
the stress on his body
Amy Breslow husband tested
positive and
is now intubated she drove him
to the
hospital but wasn't allowed to
stay now
she's pleading for plasma
donors for an
experimental treatment in just
one
six-hour stretched New York
City saw an
average of one coronavirus
death every
three minutes
you know this whole fear scam
because I
think that's really that is
definitely a
scam is all in the numbers it's
all in
this data which I do want to
talk
about but just hearing this I
believe it
important it is important for
Brian
Williams to remind us what the
media's
job is our job tonight actually
is to
scare people to death and he's
doing a
fine job of it well the thing
is that
these numbers like for example
in a not
continuously but in a small
period of
time they were having one death
every
three minutes right and it
wasn't like
suppose you could you have one
death
everything you know how many
people die
every second or you know in the
United
States we have 7500 people
dying every
day every day yes and that's
one every
12 seconds so this isn't even
getting to
the pace of the you know
they're just
every day dropping dead well
I'd like to
address the hospital numbers
first
because now there's there's
even a
Twitter trend now people are
going to
the local hospital filming
saying hey
where's all the panic that
you're
getting into and just seeing
that
there's not as much panic as
perhaps is
perceived and if you look back
at 20 18
I have a whole bunch of
articles I've
put them in the show notes any
show
notes calm I'll just read the
the the
publication and the headline
Time
magazine hospitals overwhelmed
by flu
patients are treating them
intense Los
Angeles Times California
hospitals face
a war zone of flu patients and
are
setting up tents to treat them
to treat
the remember this was just for
the flu
overwhelmed by flu cases some
ers turn
ambulances away CBS News
widespread flu
overwhelming hospitals and
doctors
offices throughout Louisiana AP
flu
season overwhelming hospital's
flu
epidemic is overwhelming
California ers
as death talk that's all 2018
flu so you
know this the supply chain just
in time
what is it the six six blue
system
that's obviously just been
maintained
and has not ever been really
jacked up
to deal with any kind of Christ
crisis
of this magnitude and then you
go to the
Twitter Brigade who are out on
the
streets I thought this one was
pretty
funny
this guy is walking around he
can
the think he's in Brooklyn and
he can't
see any any panic there's you
know just
very quiet nothing going on
there's a
couple of street vendors are
set up
selling food on the street and
those
guys now they know what's going
on very
good attention so they were
just not
seeing that kind of panic that
that is
being portrayed certainly with
the
numbers again as all these
numbers about
masks and ventilator I've
gotten I got a
lot of detail information our
producers
are really fantastic
first of all I've learned
something very
important about the ventilators
this is
from one of our producers all
of them
need to remain anonymous of
course there
are certainly patients who have
kovat
who are sick enough to require a
breathing machine but the main
reason
for increased demand not
discussed in
the media is we are putting
these
patients on ventilators when we
normally
would not you played a clip
from the NYC
doctor and show 12 21 29 who
mentioned
the aerosol ization of the virus
the virus is not normally
airborne but
if some of the droplets that
contain the
virus are small enough it can
linger in
the air as your New York City
doctor
described some medical
procedures
increase aerosolization or
droplets we
learned this from SARS CPAP and
BiPAP
machines nebulize medications
like kids
would get when they have an
asthma
attack all aerosolized bacteria
and
viruses into finer droplets so
the point
is the reason they need a lot of
respirators or ventilators is
to keep
the hospitals clean and the
hospital
staff safe people who actually
really
need ventilators go straight to
intubation
so typically those people would
first
get a respirator or ventilator
then if
it got bad they would go on
intubation
now when they have actual sick
people in
order to maintain the virus
inside their
breathing system with the
ventilator
which which you know has
filters and
kind of a closed system in that
regard
that's why they need so that's
why they
claim they need so many so that
kind of
solves part of the issue of
well we
don't really have that many
sick people
but we need a lot of
ventilators and
another piece of data is that
you know
GM had to be threatened under
the
defense a defense production
act to
start making ventilators you
heard about
this yeah well turns out this
wasn't
only about price yeah
bless what Trump said they
implied and
the reason why is GM Ford sister
corporation actually makes
ventilators
so they have them they have
actual
ventilators Denso as the name
of the
company that's owned by who
it says sister kites a GM
subsidiary huh
so they were totally being
douchebags
and just holding out for a
better price
let it's the American Way yes
it's not
surprising but it's just you
don't get
this kind of information you
don't hear
about it you don't know it's
just it's
so everything's so brief just
plus right
over everything got a guy
contacted me
it was a major trucker mm-hmm
and he was
talking about because here we're
supposedly going to turn
Moscone Center
into a hospital and they're
gonna move
the homeless into the Hyatt
Regency and
all the high-end hotels but
he's say the
saying based on what's been
going on is
that this they may not be doing
any of
this because I think the hotels
are or
saying no because who needs it
and me
because he just made a huge
delivery of
Bob Barker mattresses which is
Bob
Barker I don't know if it's the
same Bob
Barker who is the development
yeah but
he it's the largest company that
delivers for incarceration
operations
it's a number one supplier you
can look
it up of beds mattresses and
things for
jails mm-hmm so they've made a
delivery
of a huge amount of these
mattresses to
the Moscone Center and
supposedly for
the homeless we're gonna move
the
homeless in there and put him
on jail
bedding for prisons and you
know I was
thinking about this because I
just got
this note and so the and he's
got
pictures of the boxes and boxes
full of
these mattresses from Bob
Barker and I'm
thinking look if you're gonna
this is
probably I'm guessing that a
prison
mattress is probably the one of
the most
heavy-duty things you could
possibly
imagine you know made out of
just solid
you know smashed cotton or who
knows
what because they probably have
to take
a beating and it would be so
probably so
much cheaper just to employ
caspere or
the my pillow guy or one of
these
characters that make this foam
crap
which is cranked out by the
millions you
there's a chunk of foam and
that they've
talked the public into sleeping
on and
just throw this foam in there
it just
probably say before so I betcha
it's
costing a mint for these
mattresses
there's no question in my mind
about it
and then there's still prison
mattress
ISM anyway there's a lot of
stuff going
on that's not being reported
let's let's
talk about the data because
this is
there's something not being
disclosed
which is extremely irritating
and and I
think it's borderline dangerous
but
first let's look at the elites
and how
they're acting and when I talk
about
that lease I'm looking at the
World
Health Organization in
particular at Ed
Ross now this is the Ethiopian
who was a
minister of health and Ethiopia
which i
think is a socialist government
and his
entire campaign to become the
director
of the World Health
Organization was
financially supported by China
by the
CCP so and this guy is pretty
clearly on
the side of China with
everything just
to give you an idea of where
this guy's
head is at he truly thinks he
is running
the ad the whole global
operation and he
came on yesterday you know it's
as if
five o'clock and oh there it is
Ted
Rossi speaking from World Health
Organization headquarters
listen up
everybody he's in charge good
afternoon
and good evening wherever you
are as we
enter the fourth month since
the start
of the kovat 19 pandemic I am
deeply
concerned about the rapid
escalation and
global the spread of infection
over the
past five weeks we have
witnessed a near
exponential growth in the
number of new
cases reaching almost every
country
territory and area the number
of deaths
has more than doubled in the
past week
in the next few days we will
reach 1
million confirmed cases and
50,000 days
I like how it says death is
death many
countries are asking people to
stay at
home and shutting down
population
movement which can help to limit
transmission of the virus but
can have
unintended consequences for the
poorest
and most vulnerable people
I have called on governments to
put in
place
shall welfare measures to ensure
venerable people have food and
other
life essentials during this
crisis so
instead of saying hey looks like
everyone's doing some for
something for
their people
this guy says I have called
I've called
on governments not world
leaders not
presidents prime ministers I
have called
on governments beneath us to do
as we
say give your slave some money
so they
have no deser and he spoke about
exponential this and
exponential that
which is very reminiscent of
our own
mister exponential who loves
dropping
the magic number well let's say
you have
a hundred cases and let's say
you don't
do a shutdown then it grows 33%
per day
so you take a hundred you get a
thousand
and get 10,000 its exponential
growth so
that's Bill Gates who's been
everywhere
and with good reason because
he's very
tied into this the Gates
Foundation is a
big financial support of the
World
Health Organization one of the
biggest
ones besides the United States
and it
looks like we're now getting
into the
nitty-gritty of the models
we're talking
about the numbers we're talking
about
how it's presented to people
and his
well you're gonna find out the
Cheshire
Cat revealed himself on the
previous
show and he was smiling at the
mention
of Anthony foutch II who is our
the
resident doctor who was being
trusted
with all of this data and he
was on Jake
Tapper CNN discussing the
models how
many cases do you think the US
will
reach a million cases to 10
million
cases or or these we or do we
not even
have any idea you know Jake be
honest to
be honest with you we don't
really have
any firm idea there are things
called
models models but someone
creates a
model they put in various
assumptions
and the model is only as good
and as
accurate as your assumptions and
whenever the models come in
they give a
worst-case scenario and a
best-case
scenario
generally the reality is
somewhere in
the middle I've never seen a
model of
the diseases
I've dealt with which with the
worst
case scenario actually came out
they
always overshoot so when you
use numbers
like a million a million and a
half two
million that almost certainly
is off the
chart now it's not impossible
but very
very unlikely so it's difficult
to
present I mean looking at what
we're
seeing now you know I would say
between
100 and 200 thousand cases but
I don't
want to be held to that because
it's
it's it's excuse me deaths I
mean we're
gonna have millions of cases
but I just
don't think that we really need
to make
a projection when it's such a
moving
target that you could so easily
be wrong
and mislead people what we do
know Jake
is that we got a serious
problem in New
York we have a serious problem
in New
Orleans and we're gonna be
developing
serious problems in other areas
so
although people like to model
it let's
just look at the data of what
we have
and not worry about these
worst-case and
best-case scenarios this is a
soft-pedal
for a change that was made in
the data
that is not being disclosed or
discussed
and it is what the president is
following in making decisions
upon
according to dr. Burke's look
we know it
is a hard pill to swallow so to
speak
for the economy but to save
lives we
have to continue this lockdown
are you
confident he would listen to
that advice
and take that advice I am
confident that
the president has listened to
and seen
all of our data as it involves
I think
you can see that the president
over
these three weeks has been very
focused
on what the American people
need both
economically and public health
wise and
I think it's incumbent on every
public
health official to be looking
at their
data in a very granular way to
understand who's at risk who's
at risk
of hospitalization who's at
risk of
mortality how do we stop the
spread and
really move to a 21st century
super
computering approach rather
than a more
generic slide rule-based
approach I love
the all we're doing
supercomputers
instead of slide rules
okay fine Burke's but here's
the problem
the data is now from the
so-called Chris
Murray model we went from the
Imperial
model which was completely
debunked had
to be
tracted downgraded by a factor
of 25
this was the Neil Ferguson
model and
that fell apart and and
overnight almost
it went from the two million
deaths in
the United States to two hundred
thousand but it was it was
discredited
so they had to move to a
different data
source who is Christopher
Murray who had
created this model well
Christopher
Murray heads up the Institute
for Health
metrics and evaluation the
Health
metrics and evaluation
previously he
served as the director of the
Harvard
initiative for global health
and as
executive director of the
evidence and
information for Policy cluster
at the
World Health Organization oh
isn't that
convenient he comes from the
same nest
and he's also a Rhodes Scholar
so that
just tells you about
Christopher Murray
what is the Institute for
Health metrics
and evaluation they do one
thing they
retrieve information from
hospitals and
doctors they compile that and
then
create models that's all they do
founded in 2007 with a hundred
and five
million dollar investment an
additional
two of two hundred and fifty
million
dollar investment in 2019
there's only
one investor the building gates
Villa Melinda Gates Foundation
so we've
switched from the Imperial
model to a
Gates Foundation model and data
and
there's no disclosure on this
it's
health data org doesn't they
don't
explain where they get the data
from how
that will they say it comes from
hospitals they there's no
understanding
of the raw data there's no
publishing of
it so we've been hijacked now
by the
World Health Organization the
Gates
Foundation any other dickhead
that's in
there and that's why Gates was
laughing
at the mention of foul Chi
because fout
she shepherded the new data
guys right
in
right into us okay here we go
not just
accept this and Gates has odd
ideas man
these these are these are the
vaccine
guys I was talking to me about
this the
other night and she is talking
she had
some notice gates saying some
crazy
lunatic thing and I mentioned
to her
house ex-husband her first
husband has
Parkinson's and gates
supposedly at
least at least like a number of
years
ago now said he had Parkinson's
mhm
and she said talks about and
it's and
it's well documented that in
the she
read about Parkinson's that it
does
cause some mental issues hmm not
necessarily kind you'd think
but she's
always saying you know she he's
reminding me of Alan who's Kate
he just
says some of the screwball the
most
screwball stuff that she just
shakes her
head at she doesn't even know
what what
the make of it and I'm getting
this
sense that because Kate's not
is not
showing to me if somebody said
he had
privacy I said I see no
evidence that
Bill Gates has Parkinson's he
doesn't
have any shame none of it none
of it
he's got none of the does he
may have
some appearance issues that
because you
start to change your look
starts to
change a little bit but maybe
there's
something else going on here
and is that
it may be affecting his his
analysis
capabilities well regardless I
think
that it should be disclosed
that the
information flow has changed
and where
it's coming from I think that's
really
important because tone Anthony
foutch II
has numerous trials vaccine
trials
running through his niaD that's
that's
his his outfit and that's with
with the
Gates Foundation Bill Gates who
just
recently didn't ask me anything
on
Reddit and said the only way to
track
this properly is to give
everyone who's
had the vaccination a nano dot
tattoo
that is as a chip in it so you
know and
and this kind of brings me to
you know
this I did some work and I
wrote down
and I wrote out
the four main theories that are
out
there and I think it's
important maybe
just do that now so we go
through
because we need to operate from
a lot of
these assumptions and none of
them are
mutually exclusive which is very
interesting first we have the
narrative
the narrative is a a bat got
the virus
from a pig and it was sold live
on a wet
market to a woman who then took
a dump
in the bathroom stall and then
some lady
sat on the toilet and she got
it this is
literally what the narrative is
now and
then through you know plain old
viral
transmission it eventually
wound up all
over the world am I missing
anything on
that basic narrative
well the narrative that one I
understood
was that the bats are natural
and we've
played clips about this a
natural
harbour fork ovid variations
and this
just you could've put never
you're gonna
be selling them in up you know
as food
to the Chinese some viruses
will get
make a transfer make it make to
jump to
humans and next thing you know
we're in
trouble
right right I don't need to but
the
woman crapping and all the rest
no no
that's that's that she's
patient zero
now there's lots of stuff about
patience
of course not but this is what
we're all
led to believe so that's the
basic story
so the we have four theories
I'm gonna
start with the five G theory
because
I've ignored it so long and I
finally
dove into it ignored it
completely and
I'm the five G guy you are the
five G
guy so the five G theory goes
and I have
an actual professor who speaks
about
this professor dr. Thomas Cohen
and his
thesis and I won't and it's a
very long
video so I took a very much
shorter clip
you know just under two minutes
but his
basic thesis is what is
happening is not
a virus
but there's something changing
within
the molecular structure of
human beings
that it is trying to get poison
out and
so your excreting whatever it
is and
that is then thus mistaken for
a virus
but it really comes from
something
completely different
which is a change in the entire
global
electromagnetic fear so
something
changed with the with the
electrical
pulses that surround the entire
globe
you know that's obviously from
TV to
telephone to radio to Wi-Fi and
radar
satellites all this stuff and
he backs
up this theory by taking the
timeline of
huge pandemic events and
changes in the
electromagnetic field around
the earth
this is again professor dr.
Thomas Cohen
you have a question oh yes he's
good is
good you like it so what
happened in
1918 there was a huge and
every-every
pandemic in the last 150 years
there
wasn't a quantum leap in the
electrification of the earth in
1918
late late fall of 1917 there
was the
introduction of radio waves
around the
world
whenever you expose any
biological
system to a new electromagnetic
field
you poison it you kill some and
the rest
go into a kind of suspended
animation so
that interestingly they live a
little
bit longer and sicker and then
starts in
World War two with the next
pandemic
with the introduction of radar
equipment
all over the earth blanketing
the entire
earth in radar fields first
time humans
have ever been exposed to that
in 1968
there was the Hong Kong flu and
it was
the first time the earth has a
protective layer in the Van
Allen belts
which essentially integrates
the cosmic
fields from the Sun and the
earth from
the moon and Jupiter etc
integrates that
and essentially distributes
that to the
living beings of the earth and
we put
satellites emitting radioactive
frequencies in the Van Allen
belt within
six months we had a new viral
pandemic
why viral because the people are
poisoned they excrete toxins
they look like viruses people
think it's
an it's a flu epidemic in the
1918 the
epidemic the Boston Health
Department
decided to investigate the
contagiousness of this so they
believe
it or not took hundreds of
people with
the flu and they suck the snot
out of
their nose and injected it into
the
healthy people who didn't have
the flu
and not one time could they
make the
next person sick there you go
the 5g
conspiracy in a nutshell well
you know
it falls apart the problem is I
like his
timing and there are coincident
it
thinks that happened you have
the radio
and then you have the flu but
the fan
Allen belting we have no
satellites in
the Van Allen belt area that's
way out
there our satellites are barely
off the
earth by comparison this is
nuts this
guy is full of crap because it
was
because of that one moment I
like and of
course you know now 5g used to
blame and
you can take the swine flu that
was
probably the rollout of 4G the
timing
fits I guess I were truly blame
Elon
Musk for his StarLink that is
you know
just sweeping across the sky
beaming
god-knows-what on us but I
agree this is
pretty pretty iffy but that's
the first
theory the second theory is
David Ickes
theory and he is an outstanding
video on
this very you know it's an
hour-and-a-half typical Ike
video very
long yes yeah and and his idea
is to
hypnotize in the first 45 so
his his
idea is there is no corona
virus well
there is a corona virus there's
lots of
corona viruses but there's no
co vid 19
this is a simple sleight of
hand being
done with the data and his
assertion
which I've not been able to
confirm 100%
but I know we have enough
producers out
there who will be able to help
us is
that the current testing the
quick rapid
testing that is being deployed
massively
is PCR
and PCR testing not only does
it not
show different strains but it
does not
even differentiate amongst
different
types of coronavirus it shows
up as just
yup
you've got coronavirus doesn't
mean you
have the SARS coronavirus - -
it just
means you have a corona virus
which can
also be a sniffle it can be a
cold and
it dr. Burke said something and
maybe
I'm misinterpreting it but I
think that
she is admitting this in this
following
clip I think that is the
question that
we're all looking at very
carefully now
so we're coming from models
again I said
we've never really confronted
this type
of epidemic before that hit
during a flu
season to really be able to
dissect out
what was flu what was kovat and
really
understand who was at risk and
how where
they were at risk and so we're
getting
critical information now from
all of the
front lines yeah I just don't
hear any
criticism of the testing
interesting why
don't you play I have a clip of
a woman
from Yonkers taken from an NBC
feed in
New York that kind of it maybe
this
explains it new at five o'clock
a
cautionary tale from a woman in
our area
who says the virus could be
active in
your system longer than you
think
investigative reporter dan
crowd on the
west side tonight with her
powerful
message Dan
so we can learn a lot from this
woman's
experience you followed all the
rules
all the federal guidelines only
to find
out by accident that she could
still be
contagious for this teacher and
mother
from Yonkers the last month has
felt
like a year like a
science-fiction movie
on March 6 Julie Thayer woke up
with
flu-like symptoms and tested
positive
for kovat 19 I spiked a fever
of 102
point 7 and it started with the
cough
and that triggered my asthma
she's self isolated at home for
weeks
you just feel lucky that you
were one of
the survivors as miserable as I
was as
sick as I was I was not on a
ventilator
the CDC guidelines recommend
anyone who
tests positive to remain in
isolation
for at least 7 days since
symptoms first
appeared in at least three days
since
recovery
Daler says she tripled that
recommendation he stayed
isolated for 21
days he met all those criteria
so I went
out into the world and luckily
my first
trip to the world was to give
blood the
antibodies in her plasma could
be used
to help critically ill kovat 19
patients
they took her blood along with
a second
test you were not in reality I
was not
she tested positive again that
was three
weeks after her initial
symptoms the
truth is that the virus lives
in your
body a lot longer than we think
she says
she received mixed messages
depending on
who she talked to they
apologized and
they said you know this is new
for us
we're not really sure that's
happening
to me oh I love how they put
this
together like a frickin radio
lab
episode stuck our answers in
every
supposition and preposition
that they
could do is like come on come on
but the David Icke theory is
probably
the simplest of all of them and
them and
really I think the most likely
but I
have two more to go let me just
go
through this so he says this is
all a
sleight of hand it's being done
with
data I have a tremendous
problem without
the data where it's coming from
how it's
being presented but let's just
say there
is no way to define between
someone who
has developed kovat 19-the
disease based
upon a corona virus and someone
who has
influenza
which can also detect as
coronavirus in
your system in fact we can have
coronaviruses in our system at
any
moment and not have any we have
lots of
viruses and stuff going around
in us so
that's why we're seeing this is
a
regular normal flu death count
because
that's what it is
data misrepresentation is being
used to
show the problem of course we
have the
reaction which is gin this is
David
Ickes thing problem reaction
solution we
have the media to jack
everybody up and
make everybody afraid and the
solution
is back to the people who
clearly are in
charge of the data which is the
vaccine
guys and gals and this is foul
Qi niaD
the Bill Gates Foundation World
Health
Organization whatever else the
goal is
vaccines tracking and
ultimately this
will be used for climate change
mitigation and I think David
Icke has
some very good points again
these are
not all mutually exclusive
because no
matter where this came from
people are
gonna take advantage of it
so whether Gates and those guys
created
it or jumped in to make the
most of it
is unclear then the most
colorful of all
this would be the cue theory
the cute
the cue theory Oh actually just
to wind
up David Ickes here's a project
veritas
released a new video this
morning where
I was the guy named the guys
named James
O'Keefe he went to a
drive-through
testing and there was National
Guard did
you see this National Guard not
a couple
of days ago actually okay well
let's
just play this this opening
clip what
about the situation itself is
it as bad
as ever the media is saying the
whole
pandemic oh it's just the flu
that's all
this Wow is the media reporting
bad as people are saying it's
not as bad
as them the media is making it
out
bigger Wow just be precautious
yep all
right and it's not as bad as
the media
is saying I'm hearing you're
doing
everything yeah Wow it's
amazing how
Veritas can't even get good
audio when
it's not even hidden Sun
believable the
whole thing I got one more clip
I want
to play before you finish this
because
this also kind of plays in the
idea that
maybe this is just testing
issues and
some other data problems and
all the
rest of it because because fout
she's
actually already covered his
ass for the
next go-round of this next year
it seems
to me if you play this corona
immunity
clip oh yes the leading
infectious
disease expert on president
Trump's
coronavirus task force says
he's really
confident that those who were
infected
and then recover from kovat 19
can build
up an immunity to it dr.
Anthony Fauci
director of the National
Institute of
Allergy and Infectious Diseases
appeared
remotely on The Daily Show with
Trevor
Noah when he was asked about the
possibility of reinfection from
coronavirus but if this virus
acts like
every other virus that we know
once you
get infected get better clear
the virus
that you'll have immunity that
will
protect you against reinfection
on
Noah's show which is practicing
social
distancing and being filmed
remotely
doctor foul Qi cautioned that
his take
is not 100% given because the
full study
had not taken place yet still
the
infectious diseases expert
seemed
certain so it's never 100% but
I'd be
willing to bet anything that
people who
recover are really protected
against
reinfection Business Insider
reports
that blood tests have been
carried out
by Chinese health officials
showing that
antibodies have been developed
to fight
off the virus which is an
indication
that the person tested
contracted Koba
19 despite showing little or no
symptoms
Matt Freeman a researcher at the
University of Maryland School of
Medicine in Baltimore told NPR
that it's
very likely that those who
recover from
coronavirus develop at least
some level
of immunity to it and that even
if
reinfected later on the effects
of the
disease would be much less huh
yes that
is a good data point to have so
those
kind of kind of slips in with
just what
we're seeing in normal thinking
but for
this the cue theory which has
especially
now with this enhanced naval
exit drug
in for counter drug enforcement
exercise
mission etc I think the cue
boys and
girls are gonna be very jacked
up I need
to think we should put them on
for a
second get your glasses get
your glasses
here we go they're on you got
it on yeah
I'm waiting alright so I'm just
gonna go
through a paragraph that I
wrote down
that'll explain the basic
theory there's
no need to stop me halfway cue
turns out
to actually be John F Kennedy
jr.
who went undercover when the
deep state
took over this of course is
when Hillary
Clinton tried to have him
killed as she
became the senator of New York
which was
supposed to be JFK jr. and JFK
jr. has
been patiently awaiting revenge
on the
elites for killing his dad of
course
this makes total sense with the
Bob
Dylan song release about JFK
being
killed by the timber wolf
so the elites who as we know
eat babies
have pizza parties they all
party with
Epstein and Weinstein but most
importantly the elites in the
world I'm
looking at you Hollywood
politicians
rich people not only do they
abuse
children they take adrenochrome
which is
extracted from children who are
first
put into a state of distress
that
releases compounds like
adrenaline into
their blood and then they take
this so
in order to track the elites to
unseal
the thousands of sealed
indictments
around the world
a tainted batch of Adina
adrenochrome
was circulated amongst a list
of elites
that they got from Harvey
Weinstein who
gave them up in return for
sentence
reduction or disappearing him
perhaps
through a coronavirus death so
the
shutdown of the world is so
that Trump
bar the military the white hats
all over
the world can arrest the over
160,000
people worldwide stopping this
scourge
of killing babies where we go
one where
we go all I think we should
take them
off right now you know I've
yeah this
theory was floating around I
paid little
attention to it oh but I could
there's
some novel writers out there
this should
be actually doing some serious
work and
providing some some you know
some
compliments to Hollywood
producers
because this is it's really very
creative I like the way they
slipped
everything in and it and it
seeps so far
I think you made the point with
the guy
with the guys on the street
earlier who
are starting to listen to you
know
because you hear this stuff all
over the
5g stuff the New World Order
the digital
money all in on it and now
there must
have been 10 there's something
else
going on which resulted in this
clip
which is the rail engineer who
tried to
ram the USS mercy with a
locomotive we
begin with breaking news just
coming in
this afternoon a bizarre story
here a
train engineer at the Port of
Los
Angeles has been arrested on
suspicion
of intentionally crashing a
locomotive
near the Navy hospital ship
Mercy
federal prosecutors say the
train
engineer claimed the ship has an
alternate purpose for being
docked there
possibly a government takeover
Eduardo Moreno of San Pedro
allegedly
ran the train at full speed off
the end
of the railroad tracks
yesterday in an
apparent attempt to damage the
ship the
Mersey which was not damaged
it's docked
here in LA to help ease the
burden on
local hospitals that are busy
with
coronavirus patients
I love that story now that I
love this
story - I can't believe I'm
missing this
we finally have a fantastic
opportunity
to play it all aboard
[Music]
so my wife says yeah I said
what is this
guy's nuts
they exposed the ship is there
for a
government takeover and I'm
thinking a
government takeover of what the
government the government's
already
taken over the government who's
what
what is this a different
government is
well we don't actually know
what the guy
said the guy probably said you
know
they're trying to save the
elites by
putting him on the ship and
taking them
away to safety that would be
something
that a cure would say you know
well
whatever he said we don't know
for sure
because they don't have a tape
of it but
this is getting nuts and and
the key and
all of these theories you could
make
them fit you could make every
single one
of them fit which is the nice
thing
about it is and they're also
not as I
said now I'm usually exclusive
you can
use pieces of one for the other
I have
to say when I hear 22 countries
and
their surrounding Venezuela and
the
Caribbean islands and the the
west coast
of South America you know it's
like well
who knows what's going on but
then the
fourth and final one which has
pieces of
ours I call this the booby trap
theory
and this has been pieced
together with a
lot of help from some people
military
intelligence although known has
claimed
this to be the way that's
happened but
there are new stories to back
up the
individual events at least
people
placing people in places with
certain
jobs doing something whether
it's comes
down to the way the theory runs
or not I
don't know so let's do the
booby trap
theory initially Iran
contracted with a
Swiss biochemist to create a
bioweapon
that could be used against the
Saudis
it's totally believable the
Israeli
Mossad caught wind of this and
they
swapped the weapon out for a
czars
version
that would not transmit easily
would
kill would be deadly would be
lethal but
would not transmit Eve easily
so that
wound up with Saudi Arabia once
they had
that they sent it to a Dutch
lab for
testing
the Dutch then sent a sample to
Winnipeg
to their bioweapons lab to find
out what
this virus was that's where the
Chinese
stole the sample we have lots
of people
from the PLA the People's
Liberation
Army going back and forth from
China and
Winnipeg and all these
different labs
stole the sample and brought it
to their
own bio lab in Wuhan now as the
backstory to this which is of
course I
have no proof of this the
Chinese
apparently been working on a
biological
first strike since 2005 with
the idea to
be crippled key places and
basically do
a soft invasion and they plan
to use a
bat SARS a bat based SARS to be
transmitted through water
infrastructures doesn't
transmit like
the like the flu it really has
to be
through plumbing water or feces
that
kind of direct contact so China
was so
desperate because of trade
sanctions
their internal economy they
decided the
best thing to do was probably
deploy
their bio weapon and this got
back to in
military intelligence in the
USA that's
when Fort Detrick created a
mirror image
of the virus the Chinese had
which was
already modified by the
Israelis and
they now made it into two
strains yeah
I'm just giving you the full
load so
they came up with a two strains
idea the
else train which is lethal that
would go
in the water it transfers
through
plumbing an extra mint and the
s strain
which is the airborne
inoculation strain
the concept being that you
spread the L
strain in the direct in the
direct area
you're targeting and then you
blanket
everything with the s strain so
people
quickly can spread out a very
mild
version that inoculates you
from the L
strain which and that L strain
is and
they called an ancient corona
virus so
it's it's been around for a
long time
and apparently it also had this
this
modified version might have had
some
other features that would
render any
Chinese countermeasure
useless this version was then
inserted
into the lab at Wuhan this is
where the
probably another professor
transferring
this stuff we have so many
arrests
coming in and going out of the
United
States of Chinese bio
researchers with
undocumented viruses they're
carrying
with them
we have arrest records
everything I've
read the documents ma'am so
then the
booby trap deploys which I know
that's
that's what we kind of surmise
is this
thing blew open kind of like
you stole
something from the clothing
store you
try to get the tag off it blows
up with
the pink all over you in this
case it's
spread in Wuhan so in the last
ditch
effort because they saw that
that this
was some of it was the real
dangerous
virus which is absolutely
killing people
specifically in Wuhan in places
where
people have very poor hygiene
so they
decided the CCP the Chinese
Communist
Party sent out carriers of the
strains
to the US in Europe and hope
that they
would have a head start and
could play
the hero to upstage the US once
everything is was over and
you'll notice
there's no cases in our Freneau
cases in
South America
well South America is their
drug supply
route they don't want to mess
that up
Africa is their bread and
butter they
don't want to mess that out so
nothing
was sent that way no elf strain
lethal
virus and then of course they
started
blaming the u.s. from within
the u.s. is
very own media and eventually
they
figured out that the S train
could
inoculate people and that's
what they
were spraying all over the city
of Wuhan
to get everybody exposed to the
inoculation virus and and be
able to you
know hide all the people who
died early
on from the from the ELL strain
which
could explain some of these hot
spots
where people went directly from
Wuhan to
New York went directly from New
Wuhan to
northern Italy Spain actually
was before
northern Italy and where we're
at now is
we basically are tried the u.s.
is
trying to track people who have
the L
strain but you don't have to
worry too
because if someone has it they
will
probably be very sick maybe
make it they
might not but it's not
transmissible
through the same methods as the
what
we're basically seeing
everywhere else
which is now one of the eight
strains
that are available so that's
kind of the
bio weapon version of what
happened and
it could have been pieces of
all of them
except for the QED thing that's
a little
tough I don't know about the 5g
I'm sure
electromagnetic waves don't help
anything
so I'm sure it didn't make it
better but
I think we're somewhere between
the Ike
theory and and the booby trap
but
ultimately I just don't see the
actual
danger in the numbers as
presented and
nor should only anybody else
well it's
definitely an issue
the reason I'm stalling here
because I'm
watching these these I can look
down the
hill and I can see these
workers down by
the tracks doing something
screwy yeah
they're setting up 5g towers
yet while
you're looking at that I'll
give you a
here's a little update on the
models
from dr. Burks who explains
what we're
really looking at at this
moment in time
so the cases you're seeing
right now
hospitalized and this is a very
important point for the
American public
what we're seeing in the
hospitals now
are people who most likely got
exposed
and sick more than two weeks
ago so
you're seeing what was
occurring two and
three weeks ago so the things
we have
put in place over the last
eight days
and what the mayor and governor
has done
over the last seven days you
won't see
the impact of that for at least
another
seven or 14 days and that's why
you
can't always just look at the
hospital
rates to determine whether
you're having
an impact epidemiologically so
again
these numbers that we're seeing
which
are all cumulative the charts
you see
are cumulative they just added
up oh my
god it's adding up instead of
how many
deaths per day how many cases
per day
and it's still well under the
typical
influenza outbreak levels yes
which is
good I mean they have numbers on
influenza for this left since
January
that are higher than this
it's very disconcerning it's
it's you
know there should be some
leveling off
it seems to me with this stay
at home
and by the way podcasters in
most of
these areas that have a stay at
home
order we're part of media
essential
essential personnel we are
exempt yes so
you can go out and float around
so we
had our our zoom video date
with the
former New York banker and his
wife
Sunday after the show I found
out we
were not their first assuming
video date
I was somewhat insulted that's
terrible
you weren't there first I felt
and you
know felt a little little
disappointed
by that they actually I have to
say
was quite a not a bad
experience we just
had money a bad experience it's
like you
know once they're light you put
somebody
on the phone at dinner and then
it's not
a bad experience it's just dumb
but you
know they were there yes but it
would
have been better if they were
there but
I think we got nobody had in
like an
hour and a half and we drinkin
and
chatting and it was quite
enjoyable and
I learned some things first of
all it is
important to know that New York
is empty
I mean there's only I think a
million
point seven people who live
there
full-time actually living in
Manhattan
now that's that's Manhattan
that's not
all of New York but every day
said
everybody is gone they everyone
left the
buildings are empty this has
just got to
be the poor schlubs who
couldn't go to
the Hamptons anywhere in Long
Island or
Connecticut so there's going to
be a
limit as to how many people can
get sick
period because the city is
empty but
while it was super exciting to
learn is
that the bailout or not what's
called
it's not a bailout the stimulus
money
the 2.2 trillion that we're
going
partially people will receive
as money
and the additional 4 trillion
so 6.2
trillion combined cannot and
will not
create inflation and I said
well how
does that work if you print
more money
or if you make more money isn't
that by
definition inflating the money
supply is
it not inflationary he said yes
but this
is immunized money have you
heard of
this term no I'm still listening
immunized money it's immune from
creating inflation because it's
not
actually new created money and
I'm gonna
try and explain it it's done
through
reverse repos and here's how it
works
the Federal Reserve sells
Treasuries and
receives cash today against the
promised
to buy Treasuries and pay cash
back on a
later date this is usually
six month period so the net
impact of
this on the market is that the
market
lends the Fed the money because
the
Treasury price is fixed so
there's no
market risk you're gonna get it
back in
six months the market lending
the Fed
money offsets the cash the Fed
provides
to buy all the securities they
are now
buying to support which of
course makes
it a circular system and it
comes right
back he says he says this book
he says
this is modern monetary theory
and then
I knew this on Sunday but it's
now
starting to show up in the in
the papers
you'll see repos this repo that
it is
completely cooking the books I
just
created created a little kind
of guys I
remember when this was still a
magazine
had sold to these other guys
and these
guys sold and then they put
some stock
out and then they refinance and
they
said the stock guys no no
there's only
gonna be worth $1 take it or
leave it
and they we had this one
accountant
there that was running the
company and
this guy I always thought was a
genius
he could keep this company
losing money
afloat and doing well seemingly
free an
infinite period of time until
he finally
unloaded the asset to somebody
else and
and I've seen this done before
and it's
only done by a very few I don't
know
what level of intelligence they
have
they seem like normal people
they don't
say they're not you know
wagging around
there their IQ it's just in it
but they
can do this stuff and I believe
that
minuchin might be one of those
guys
it's minuchin totally minuchin
also this
is with Fink rat from Blackrock
they
cook today and this apparently
is the
use diversion of this in the
2008-2009
crisis but that was so much
bigger
because it was home values that
you know
the people things had to go
away hello
Lehman Brothers things had to
die in the
system because of and that's
why they
created you know tarp that Bear
Stearns
is the other one yeah so they
you know
they shoved all the assets and
some you
know some off-book thing that
will come
back to bite our grandchildren's
grandchildren whatever but the
actual
money they created was not that
much
bigger than
but this is this is how they do
it is it
will not be this is an endless
money
supply you can no you can't
even all you
have to do it in bits you can
only do
you know like ten trillion a
year but
this is modern monetary theory
this is
it
this is it and the only thing
we have to
do did not wind up to be like
Japan is
make babies we need children
otherwise
you'd land up and what the
banker calls
the Japanese debt trap where
doesn't it
let's take a look at what's
going on now
perhaps this whole stay-at-home
thing is
to force people to have more
sex it's
certain giant scheme it
certainly
wouldn't hurt they're gonna be
there's
gonna be a mini baby boom after
this had
happened you just by turning
the lights
black in New York for a couple
that was
more than a couple hours yeah
well I was
yes but it did create a mini
baby boom
and if you're gonna make people
stay at
home they're gonna eighties are
coming
babies are coming then you can
you
reported on this recently with
this
shortage of prophylactics I did
a rubber
shortage anyway were you or
Horowitz
must have been horror and see
really
they were they've run out of
them
condoms you can't get them part
of the
scheme now Europe is falling
the F apart
it is right now they're in
there they're
like deer in the headlights
they don't
know what to do every country
is trying
to take care of their people but
countries like Italy Spain
they're broke
they have no money they owe so
much
money already - the you have a
Stephen
minuchin they don't have a man
well
minuchin apparently is working
with
Italy and maybe even Spain so
up comes
the idea that they said they
would never
ever do which was a euro bond
ie yes
writer write a bond that would
raise
money for the entire eurozone
and
although the Germans are kind
of like
and the French like
the Dutch came out and went nah
if
you're not going to do this we
don't see
why the people of the
Netherlands must
pay for those poor shits in
Italy and
this is their then I'm I'm
editorializing it a bit but
that's how
it's coming across and people
are pissed
off but you recall a couple of
the
promises at the forming of the
European
Union no passports that's done
Germany
has completely shut down its
borders at
not just the only country
people are now
checking if he then is based on
license
plate if you can come across
the board
or not we would have the same
money well
that's pretty sad now that
everybody's
the same money because
countries like
Greece and Spain and Italy
can't in flip
their currency to get out of
this no
they are have the euro and
above all it
was promised they would never
do a euro
bond instead and you may
remember this
from at least 12 years ago they
created
the European Stability
Mechanism do you
remember this the ESA yeah I
think we
talked about we talked I talked
about it
incessantly because it is
exactly what a
euro bond is only they set it
up over
ten years ago probably for
something
just like this and the way the
European
Stability Mechanism works is
we'll print
up money and that'll be paid
for by the
other states which is exactly
what a
euro bond is except they call
it the
European Stability Mechanism and
everyone's like oh yeah that's
a good
idea let's do that instead of
you know
trying to help those people
with our
money that we work so hard for
but that's so it's a trick it's
like
we're gonna tell you where to do
something other than that but
it's
actually something we created a
decade
ago which does exactly the same
thing
and I think that they're going
to you
know Italy is going to
determine whether
the EU project falls apart or
not and
Italy is in deep trouble
one point the Italians are
giving their
citizens
I think it's 300 euros to start
off with
I know if that's bi-weekly or
weekly in
order to receive your 300 euros
you have
to go to the equivalent of the
Italian
IRS and you have to show your
numbers
which of course everybody
cheats so no
one can go to the Italian IRS
and say
hey I have a right to this
money because
most of them have never filed
income tax
or solo in the past that they
couldn't
even exist even on paper so
there's a
large portion of the population
is
afraid to get bailout you know
to get
stimulus money because of their
their
lying and cheating on their
taxes and
I'm sure this happens
everywhere but
according to will oh it's a big
problem
in the Italians just don't know
what to
do do I take the risk of getting
investigated later and take the
money
now hmm well you know they
should just
mention in passing that
coronaviruses as
insofar as the coronavirus is
concerned
that sweden has taken a
completely
different tact from all of
europe and
they their tact is hey man
let's just
forget about it and how are
they doing
fine well and you know that's
the thing
it's like if you look at the
even the
pew pew map from Johns Hopkins
who are
also part of the Cabal yeah
these
numbers you know you'll see
like there's
many states many counties
there's no
recovery numbers there's a lot
of
departing one of our Grand
Dukes and a
note in about Darius living it
there's
no this has been going on for
over a
month and they have so many
cases it
wouldn't zero recovery so the
numbers
are bogus on that Johns Hopkins
map
which I think just looks bogus
and the
numbers may just include
influenza or
maybe it's all influenza yeah
it's not
good well then I do have a few
questions
or a couple of observations one
I'm
sorry moving down the desk here
there's
this big discussion over masks
should
you wear a mask and it's very
confusing
the Surgeon General has said as
much who
I don't know Jerome Adams
I don't know how he became
Surgeon
General he looks good in the
uniform but
he seems like a nincompoop
he he doesn't communicate
effectively
what he communicates he's
confusing and
his message was basically no no
it
doesn't help we need the masks
for now
you've heard the confusion it's
like
well the masks
don't don't wear masks are no
good we
need them yes that's it well it
hit me
all of a sudden I know why they
don't
want the public to wear masks
hello the
shake the surefire way to avoid
facial
recognition come on now yes it
will
yep it's a surefire way to
avoid facial
recognition so for that reason
alone I
regularly yes wear a mask is
good and
I'm I'm the more I think about
it
because now we're getting into
this
tracking and tracing it appears
the
trace together framework which
is
created has been deployed first
in
Singapore we play the horrible
promo reel of how to do it and
it uses a
combination of things including
the low
powered Bluetooth which is what
my
hearing aids use as well and
low-power
bluetooth is interesting
because you can
literally control the the power
through
software and that can help you
determine
how far away a sensor is or
another blue
to
device that you'd be
interacting with
and it appears that many of the
groups
building apps and they're being
built
and deployed everyone's got an
app
including Apple and Google and
that's
the official one and updates
automatically by the way don't
worry
about it they'll fix it for you
the
problem with the Tres together
framework
which is open source and this
has been
analyzed link in the show notes
any show
notes com there are two
trackers in
there which although they seem
innocuous
going to a a data company one
data
company that doesn't sell your
data is
of all bullcrap ultimately what
they can
get from you is your device ID
your IP
address you know a lot of
different
things so it's not going to be
safe by
any sense of the imagination
those two
trackers are in there it's just
on
github you can go take a look
at it take
a look at the code
but the biggest I don't know
one other
thing can we all admit now for
once and
for all that Amazon is full of
crap with
their delivery drones because
if there
was ever a time to roll it out
this
would be the time so can we all
agree
now that this is horseshit and
it's
never gonna happen it's just a
PR tactic
please I I said it from day one
of
course but people get all
jacked up
about it and now alright isn't
this the
perfect time the perfect time
to have
your drones delivering no
because it's
completely impractical and dumb
just
like police forces around the
world now
deploying their drones with for
one
reason and one reason only to
justify
the use of drones Western
Australia
they're the eyes and voices in
the sky
like something out of a science
fiction
movie but this is our new
reality police
drones breaking up groups of
more than
two these drones will be used
at parks
and other places where people
congregate
and people are not adhering to
the
social distancing rules from
midnight
tonight unless you're from the
same
household only two people can be
together in public both indoors
and
outdoors
the drone fleet is another
weapon to
protect frontline police and us
Bossier
to covert 19 it's another
weapon in the
arsenal this is terrorizing
people it is
it is unnecessary
it is only justifying this dumb
it's
dumb go over to the two people
and get
the megaphone there and say no
we have
to send the damn drone over
like a bunch
of jag-offs come on it's
terrorizing
people although I did get this
isoh it's
so New World Order I love it
thank you
your actions are saving theirs
no
citizen in there and in
Australia
they're not considered citizens
thank
you so these things are bad and
people
should revolt against this type
of use
of drones this is really really
not cool
I agree I'm not even gonna do
say
anything oh I forgot to mention
the New
York banker he says
interestingly
although not in his class
ouchy attended the former is an
alum of
the former near of bankers high
school
and he played basketball and was
apparently quite good pouchy
yes the
guy's five feet tall he said
well back
gaurantee was a guard
cheerleader maybe
I know what he was doing but
hmm then I
have one other fun little data
point and
this is kind of back to the
economy and
how we're doing and maybe this
has to do
with maybe this is part of the
Venezuela
thing I'm not sure Trump was
asked in I
want to say this wasn't
yesterday's this
might have been the day before
yesterday's briefing about the
oil war
the standoff between Saudi
Arabia and
Russia we have so much oil now
that
prices are are down what is it
now is
the $19 a barrel in California
the gas
prices are the same yeah went
up for you
guys got more of it well I left
as much
of this clip in as was possible
in order
to keep context and I chopped
out some
spaces but he spoken in some
length
about the oil clash and with
Trump you
gotta listen carefully to what
he's
saying who is he
Trump you got to listen to
carefully
what Trump is saying cuz it
comes out in
whackies pieces and bits but
the info
was sometimes really in there
there we
go well look we have a great oil
industry and the oil industry
is being
ravaged and as you know Russia
and I
spoke to President Putin we had
a great
call
Russia Saudi Arabia I spoke
with a crown
prince we had a great call but
I think
that they will work it out over
the next
few days if you ask me I think
it's just
it's too simple not to be able
to they
both know what they have to do
so I
think I have confidence and
both that
they'll be able to work it out
but it's
it has ravaged an industry
worldwide
that here I mean worldwide the
oil
industry has been ravaged so
there was a
lot of oil production to start
off with
and then on top of it it got
hit with
the virus and business went
down 3540
percent so that that business
is a tough
one and you know they have
ships all
over the sea I told you
yesterday all
over to see massive tankers
that they're
using for storage they go out
and they
just sit there there's no place
to go
they have massive amounts now
gasoline
is gonna be 99 cents a gallon
unless you
know that that's already
starting it's
popping up 99 cents so that's
like
giving a massive tax cut to
people of
our country when we try and get
the
airlines California if you know
is
costing much less it helps with
getting
the airlines which is always a
tough
business always has been a tough
business but with that being
said look
I'm I want to get that industry
back
where was we were doing records
in that
industrial so we want to get it
back to
where it was so I think that
Saudi
Arabia Russia they're
negotiating
they're talking and I think
they'll come
up with something I'm gonna
meet with
the oil companies on Friday I'm
gonna
meet with independent oil
producers also
on Friday or Saturday maybe
Sunday but
we're having a lot of meetings
on it I
think I know what to do to
solve it but
if if they were unable to solve
it then
I think I know what to do too
so we
don't want to lose our great oil
companies you know with a
number-one
producer of oil in the world
but I do
believe there's a way that that
can be
solved or pretty well solved
and I'd
rather not do that
I think that Russia and Saudi
Arabia at
some point they're gonna make a
deal in
the not-too-distant future
because it's
very bad for Russia it's very
bad for
Saudi Arabia that's very bad I
mean it's
bad for both so I think they're
gonna
make a deal you know the food
market is
a wonderful thing it's amazing
how it
could work okay so he whenever
he wants
you to remember something he
repeats it
incessantly and what I heard
him say was
they're talking I've spoken to
each of
them individually I think
they're gonna
make a deal if not I know what
to do I
don't want to do it but I know
what to
do and then he went winds up by
saying
the free market is a great
thing isn't
it so what would the plan be
and does
Venezuela fit into that
well Dennis where that fits
into it
somehow because there's they
have that
basically yeah and we're do got
our
ships down there so we're gonna
maybe
just steal their oil I mean
it's not
outside the realm of
possibility but how
but how does that leather wait
wait you
would look at if you're making
these
calls and especially if they're
you know
yours you might suggest that
you know
and this is not a bad time this
is about
as low as it's gonna get or
might go
lower let's say it goes down to
a some
touch point mm-hmm the touch
point we'll
all agree on will be thirteen
dollars
when it goes to thirteen dollars
everybody we invest heavily in
long oil
right like for the for the
airline for
the airline industries as get
in on
their long-term contracts at
the touch
point yeah and so you all do it
now
where everybody's gonna make a
lot of
money then you just cut
production cut
production by 50% will stop
production
boom everybody stops production
let that
stuff start flowing out of the
tankers
and then get this shortage and
we'll be
up to 40 and about to take
about three
months move up to forty
everybody will
make a fortune on the long side
of oil
once it's at forty lady you
know cut it
loose again and when you see
what
happens and might go back to
where it
belongs which is the everyone
thinks is
around sixty it in this modern
era
that's I mean that's what you
would do
you do a deal right and and him
saying
that the free market is a
beautiful
thing is pretty much remark is a
beautiful thing here's here's
the scam
we're gonna pull a beautiful
thing if
you're like on the inside of a
of a huge
international multinational
steel you
know an agreement as it were
that's a
free market
by the way pouchy four foot
five and was
outside guard four foot five
hmm well
this is about just nobody could
guard
him like in this is late guys
four foot
five it was late 50s I think
that's kind
of like what was the tipping
what was
his name
was the tip Kim was the little
guy
people come on the player the
little guy
surely no mojo no the pip-pip
and
Scottie Pippen Scottie Pippen
heap if it
is six foot eight or no he's
not come on
I know my sports Scottie Pippen
height
cheese 640 feet though he is
680 damn it
okay sorry you're right he's
six foot
eight yeah but foul cheese four
foot
five it's not outside guard in
high
school this was late 50s I
think so yeah
never be more shorter then play
a couple
of things I want to go the way
first
involved with it with our
economy going
wrong again curry okay go on
gotta say
yes with York let me going in
the toilet
let's go found the clip you did
I'm
happy you did rooting for the
Depression
one and then I got parently a
few weeks
later he doubled down let's
play clip
one to ask about the economy
because
this economy is going pretty
well we
have to what why why is that
funny
it is going well for now for
now right
that's my is like I feel like
the bottom
has to fall out at some point
and by the
way I'm hoping for it because I
think
one way you get rid of Trump is
a
crashing economy so please
bring on the
recession sorry if that hurts
people but
it's either roofer recession or
you lose
your democracy yeah not that he
cares
this is what he wants he's
happy now
he's a guy who could give a
bill a meal
I'm sorry I'm a million dollars
that a
million to Obama Democrats DNC
yeah the
dance well yeah I can't give it
direct
but he gave it it gave it up
and he's
got that much money he makes a
lot of
money and he doesn't care about
anybody
else but himself although I
think we
figured out that million
dollars was
some runaround deal through HBO
there
was some deal he made to make
that
doesn't matter beside the point
he could
okay that's not worried about
economic
downturn no he's not fact he's
rooting
for it you know one on
television has
any worry whatsoever about you
big downturn whatsoever except
maybe
they can't get their hair done
or their
dry cleaning actually dry
cleaners are
exempt yeah but they're not all
open no
but I've been looking around at
most of
the robes ars-art
yeah ours is open up the road
how they
got exempt I don't I have to I
cap did
the order I printed it at least
elites
need to get their suits cleaned
for
appearances they do so let's go
to be
Avery's doubling down by Josh
isn't the
Fed cutting rates now just
going to make
the next economic downturn
worse what's
your prediction I've been
hoping for a
recession people hate me for it
but it
would get rid of trump so you
shouldn't
hate me for it I mean
recessions are
really bad people lose their
jobs and I
know and we and we shouldn't
what it's
worth it you know shouldn't he
be
cheering now is he out there
saying yes
yes nice irony you get what you
wish for
and you it turns out Trump's
popularity
is going up that's the best
part of it
to finish this this topic
around it a
little bit yeah so I've been
bitching
and moaning about these these
podcasters
would who were national network
folk
just a week or two ago but now
they're
all podcasters from their home
yeah and
poorly done I mean a podcaster
is better
than what I'm seeing there most
but most
of today's podcasters are far
superior
none worse then it turns out
Kelly Ripa
and Ryan Seacrest
oh brother filming it in I know
you did
the right thing but then I
usually
prevent em from happening by
throwing in
something like but so they have
no
secrets is at least miked right
uh Kelly
is got a microphone in a bucket
somewhere and the two of them
are both
and I put a picture in the last
newsletter and people should
look at it
they're both off frame oh
brother they
couldn't even get that right
they
couldn't even be Center framed
ever
both of them are over to the
right kind
of inch almost falling out of
frame and
Seacrest is in his kitchen
wearing a
hoodie and she's in her dining
or not
her diner she's in her living
room
around her where she is but
she's poorly
unfortunately poorly mic'd an
itchy
she poorly Mike you're gonna
disobey
she's not miked at all she's
that's on
the laptop Mike or something I
must be
but whatever the case is she
decides to
go off in this advisory thing
which is I
advise you don't to worry about
being
alone and all these things
about staying
at home and by the way this is
nothing
more than virtue signaling all
the
broadcasters and all the
stay-at-home
orders are very clearly exempt
yeah you
can go to the studio and that
includes
everyone in the studio it
includes all
the cameraman and the editors
you can
all go to work you can still
have your
jobs you can go to the studio
most people in the technical
jobs are
still on the job at work they
still left
them man the connections they
still got
all kinds of lower thirds and
and canned
remotes to connect to they're
all
working the technical people
are working
so you could put a mask on and
go to
work you can be at the studio
you're
right this is this is show
business to
the masses and and well they
have
another problem but I'll let
you get to
this virtue signaling to the
max oh look
at us we're at home too we're
suffering
like you are this is bullcrap
meanwhile
she then she goes on to this
rant which
is what I recorded about oh
don't worry
about it you know if you feel
lonely you
know that's we all do and she
and she's
this ridiculous by the way this
is more
of the fear factor notion
that's what
we've been talking about the
way she if
you can understand her when she
goes
through this rant of hers and
secrets
you can hear him at the end I
didn't
clip any of him but I can
assure you
that he was mic correctly but
she was
just that this is pathetic
this is beneath allows his kind
and this
is network television
that is okay to feel okay cuz
it is okay
scared and anxious and alone
and to have
anxiety money and jobs and food
and it
is okay to not understand your
kids math
he's located not know what to
say to
your kids when they ask you am
I going
to get it it's okay to thinking
you are
developing symptoms every time
you hear
somebody talk about symptoms
that is
perfectly okay it's okay to
work from
home without any pants our job
tonight
actually is to scare people to
death
you know this gosh there's so
much in in
in what she's doing there
yeah it's sickening it is
sickening well
things will have to change but
maybe not
the unprofessional nature of the
technical broadcast but I did a
little
search array I basically went
to a tej
advertising week I looked at
all the
articles let's take a look at
what's
going on WPP hiring freeze cuts
WPP the
largest conglomerate of
advertising
agencies next to Omnicom
they're trying
to save a billion dollars buys
ad buys
are being cancelled the internet
interactive agency Interactive
Advertising Bureau the IAB is
trade
group for online have postponed
they're
they don't call them upfront
anymore
they call them new fronts for
almost two
weeks so there's no money
coming in for
the new interactive buys and
above all
advertisers online are having an
incredible problem because of
well
virtue signaling but also the
keyword
filtering now when you post
something
about Cova Dean or coronavirus
it gets
picked up by the AI and we need
to talk
about what's going on here
Asian orange used his Google
Voice
account sent a text message
through his
Google Voice account which
inquired
about someone in the hospital
in Texas
actually a veteran who has
might have
coronavirus the text message
did not go
through and his account was
blocked for
the use of the term coronavirus
inappropriately which of course
is an AI
mistake in a filtering mistake
but this
is happening everywhere
including the
advertising so publishers they
can't
advertise on big websites that
talk
about the corona virus because
a lot of
these keyword block block lists
or black
lists have that in there
so they're losing out on some
of the
biggest news stories and that's
not the
advertisers the the online
websites are
going out of business
they cannot monetize record
amounts of
traffic which actually cost
more money
believe it or not we have a lot
of
people using your bandwidth in
your
server the cost does go up one
way or
the other 60 local newspapers
the plug
is being pulled on them local
advertising is based on events
a lot of
it is think of Austin it's dead
so also all look at BuzzFeed
and all
these guys they're in trouble
but
suppose the New York Times
because the
online advertising is
evaporating and
that's part of the virtue
signal I don't
I have to be brand safe I can't
be on a
conversation that's not brand
safe well
maybe this comments that aren't
brand
safe and and the disinformation
will be
blamed for it so they've
screwed the
pooch themselves ironically
it's the
best part the irony yes and
with that
I'd like to thank you for your
courage
and say in the morning to you
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who put the C in enhanced
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morning to you mr. Adam curry
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we almost used one and I think
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mainly I think it oh yeah did
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let's put it
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yeah wow so uh so that was
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that adds
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Sadie Hawkins today was again
successful
here in Dogpatch women in
burkas were
we're slower but they used a
pre-event
dinner with much alcohol and
food to
successfully slow many of the
of the men
did we miss Sadie Hawkins day
yes I
guess we did yeah he caught it
somewhere
and uh I don't know where but
listen I'm
guessing the Middle East
somewhere where
they drink now the number of
countries a
drink that our Muslim countries
Indonesia is one of them
Turkey's one of
them the Middle East itself
technically
doesn't drink but they but they
kind of
drink but they can't drink if
they're
wearing their traditional good
so they
can only drink if they're naked
well
here's the out view but if you
want the
story obvious I'm in with a
Saudi prince
set to set the stage okay so
this is 80s
90s you're on you're on the
Saudi
princes jet no I'm not on
anybody's jet
now I'm in Dubai and we're
opening as PC
Magazine Middle East is a
magazine roll
all right so okay so you're
doing bids
in the Middle East and so this
is one
this one guy nice guy Saudi
prince one
of the Saudi royal family not a
not a
prince royal family royal
family member
so he's only a millionaire I
don't know
it could be a billionaire for
all I know
all I know is you seem like a
nice guy
yeah and I've run into these
guys before
they they're very distinctive
they have
a certain color the trust that
they have
to learn yeah they always wear
expensive
watches
and so there's a bar in this
hotel and I
says you want to go have a
drink always
hitting on you
now you just wanted to sit down
have a
drink oh and I said you you I
didn't
think you guys could go have a
drink in
these bars you know I'm just
saying and
he says all oh yeah well no you
can't if
you're wearing this this outfit
let I'll
be right back I'll be down in
five
minutes wait so if he was
wearing his
white outfit with the with this
- as
they call it his dish - yeah
he's
wearing that and he says comes
down he
comes down he's got a pair of
sunglasses
on and tokens be gone he's got
an ac/dc
t-shirt on and he's wearing
goods we can
drink and now it's okay to
drink did he
have brown shoes on I didn't
notice no
tennis shoes he was wearing
tennis shoes
on Nikes all right all right so
I did
notice anyway so that's so
there's some
issues there like that people
don't
understand fully understand
anyway
anyway so Dogpatch so it sounds
like a
loophole to me I totally a
loophole so
on amiss is going on about the
use of
women getting them in drunk so
they
could chase them down pre-race
discussion of how covering up
your face
in public
washing five times a day no
handshakes
and canceling all concerts
concerts is a
successful transfer of
extremist Islamic
culture to the rest of the
world yes
exactly
damn Taliban Taliban this
comment was
how many prefer a magazine of
hollow
points and open carry to
encourage
social distancing the coalition
the
cough was noted as having a
superior
social distancing distancing
benefit dog
Pat's it's only once a month
but I do
love it when you see when you
write to
us air travel is easier than
ever no
lines and almost and almost
like it's
almost like taking a private jet
all no no agenda listeners to
buy from
whatever businesses are open
including
drive-in or takeout restaurants
by
partial tanks of gas to refill
more
frequently and if you are not
risking
other family members volunteer
at soup
kitchens or look for other
opportunities
to help those that are less
able in
person or less able as in-person
volunteerism has really dropped
yeah
there are some problems as well
as you
know we do a lot for the Ronald
McDonald
House of course and I was happy
to go
and volunteer know now there's
only one
person at a time from because
the
offices and everything is in
the house
so the limited personnel
because you
know we have sick people coming
in
coming out people went to the
hospital
people go from there to the
hospital
children running around it's
very
difficult so they they used to
have
every day there would be groups
coming
in cooking usually you know an
office or
some social club and and so
that's kind
of scheduled on an ongoing
basis and
that had to stop immediately so
now
people have to you send money
by food
has to be delivered it's a it's
it's a
problem to even volunteer
that's what
I'm saying he continues
conspiracy or
not just another flu or not it
can make
you very sick for a while and
is causing
short-term overloads in the
healthcare
system
panic is the biggest issue to
look for
mmm panic is the bit busy come
on John
panic is the biggest issue so
look for a
reasonable way to help others
you know
our third-world charity we are
giving
big bags of food to old couples
with the
condition that we will only
give more
food the next week if the
parents are
still there we hope it will
keep the
parents to make the parents
live longer
anyway so he's part of some
organization
doing that n JN K as usual and
that we
want to thank him for
supporting this
show thank you too big way
Cerrano miss
of Dogpatch and lower slobozia
one of
the top supporters refuses
titles we
don't know much about him other
than we
always look for
of course his support is almost
unparalleled but his notes are
always
inquisitive interesting and
well thought
out and I put the money through
a gamma
radiation machine which I have
in the
back room so we're all good
that should
be fine - good onward sir is it
Serena
you think Serena Serena yeah
Serena
Serena Kathy Nia yeah catania
good
timing
hi Tonia Carlisle Pennsylvania
$530 and
just the note there's nothing
like a
dame and I'm assuming that
that's a
request
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yes nothing like it no I don't
think
she's no she's on her way
according to
Eric she did a very small
amount of
money to go so she's close okay
Jeffrey
Sackett in st. Joseph Michigan
333 thank
you for your courage angler
nice shorts
thank you for your courage yeah
we like
the shorties and thank you for
your
short note it's just the wash l
do do
eyelid wash I would say I would
say
follows he's in Kuwait far far
was I'll
do eyes do I some like baby
shit no
isolation is desolation he says
I asked
God to let me plant kisses on
cheeks and
friends and family jingle
stopped the
hammering say hello to my
little friend
and anything in English by an
Arab
leader wait a minute
stop the hammering is easy I
don't think
we have a say hello to my
little friend
no we don't that came from the
out
Pacino movie probably should
have it
it's like every podcast in the
Rainbows
that little friend there you go
alright
alright so you'll do that part
and then
so I can do stop the hammering
you do
say hello to my little friend
and then
anything in English by an Arab
leader
current or former do we even
have that
probably have tons of it but
well who
would be an Arab leader that
we'd have
something from and of this do
this okay
then well then we'll throw some
card
yeah they would just go all the
way with
yeah we'll just we'll just
we'll just I
mean we got to do something
right stop
hammering yes we have
everything you
want including all of the oil
for you
here in Saudi Arabia
you've got karma wait it was
not the
worst it was up there but it
was not the
worst okay dude names
dude names van in yo tech neck
of the
woods he's in Austin Texas he
came in
with $333 he sent a note in a
couple of
notes actually oh okay
are you grabbing the mail I
know I don't
have to I already found it I
did my
actually did some pre-show work
today oh
I didn't that hole I did
pre-show work
yesterday I wrote that hole for
four
theories
I think I actually had five in
there to
be honest about it thank you
again for
this service he writes on my
33rd year
others probably a birthday or
something
my 33 year my wife and I are
fortunate
enough to be expecting our
first child
please send Carmen to my wife
she's a
wonderful person
smoking hot building another
human being
from scratch that's great was
talent man
talent my hope is that karma
aimed at
her person both bathes her and
transfers
directly to the baby as well
we're not
for the pregnancy I don't think
either
one of us would be too
concerned about
the virus thanks in no small
part to
your deconstructions however it
is
concerning while we're having
we're in
this condition so far there is
mention
of limited data from Wuhan
where nine
pregnant women who contracted
kovat
during their third trimester
ended it
ended up having helplessly
healthy
babies and the mothers went on
to be
fine the CDC does doesn't have
any real
information on the subject
although they
remind you that the influenza
can cause
a preterm birth which can have
lasting
development effects on a child
from
friends in the medical field it
sounds
like the greatest threat that
Kovac
poses during the pregnancy or
birth is
by being transferred to a
newborn from
an infected parent in what
case they speculate it would be
required
that the parent would have to be
quarantined from the newborn
for several
weeks
well it's truly better than the
alternative that might be very
difficult
to cope with as well anyways
going on
last thing is reminder to
everyone who
has to call in to customer
service lines
the people feeling these calls
from
customers do not write the
right do not
write the frustrating company
policies
that they are reading okay
it's stressful on them to take
verbal
abuse and it's truly abuse I've
seen
what it can do to them yeah
well that's
right don't start yelling at a
customer
service person know people are
people
are going nuts we will talk
about that
this I think it's called
anticipatory
anxiety it's very destructive
yeah and
you're just waiting for
something to
happen you're waiting you don't
know
exactly you don't even know
what it is
what are we waiting for some
signal that
all's clear all's good or we're
all
gonna die it's very people are
flipping
out yes yeah they're flipping
out
but dude names men
congratulations yeah
and he doesn't have any other
requests
or jingles or anything such as
he
doesn't want some perfect human
research
go with the Karma for the baby
for sure
and thank you for contributing
to the
much-needed babies in the
United States
so we don't become Japan thank
you
you've got karma yes thanks for
contributing to the babies sir
JD Baron
of Silicon Valley or in this
case icon
Val a 32118 he's in San Jose
gents
a communication from the Baron
you know
physically distant himself from
jcd and
the other No Agenda folks in
our nine
Bay area counties sheltering in
place
during this the SE the extended
corona
quarantine government order
more on that
later but for today I need a
happy
birthday call out and I think
he's on
the list and some goat cooks
cream you
might die that's true Karma for
our
human resource
Dame fee non email moose fee
non a moose
he's got a pronunciation there
who's
birthday countdown is encoded
in this
donation
she must pass the important
milestone
the Garin quarantine and
shelter in
place with her parental units
instead of
are celebrating with her
friends from
her another victim of the cove
819
generation but let's end on a
happy note
there will be cake thank you
for your
courage and ID assuming he's
making a
cake for us when the everyone
gets
together yeah keep up the great
work
working from home surged 82nd I
think
shouldn't we call these children
generation C and for Corona
virus
this this is a very young child
no -
March March 21st 2018 this -
yeah - - so
that's generation C it born
under the
corona virus born under a bad
sign the
sequence let me get it from
here we go
you might die that's true
you've got
Albert a verse from Charles City
Virginia two hundred and twenty
two
dollars and five cents and
there's a
reason for that because comes a
night
today and says as follows I'm
happy as
always to make this donation
not only to
support you guys and all the
producers
but because I'm reasonably sure
I will
never pay this bill hmm rusty
Shackelford however is a
moderately
wealthy man and should be fine
I am way overdue for my
knighting so
please dub me sir 305 and could
I also
have eggs and eggs at the round
table so
it's a double helping of eggs
quick
shout out to Sir Mike my dad
and Howard
F who I recently hit in the
mouth and is
loving the show I'm sure he'd
appreciate
a douchebag call-out well happy
to do
that
happy to comply he asked for a
number of
jingles he asked for a Trump
space force
for the pew pew and a little
girl yay
and I presume we're gonna throw
some
karma after that so here you go
space
force
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you've got karma he was in for
three
hundred two hundred
thirty-eight dollars
as an associate executive
producer yes
but he becomes a knight today
and wants
eggs and eggs and what he's
meant by it
won't pay the bill he feel felt
I could
I can say hmm he felt as if
that the
show brought so much value to
his life
ah I see what you're saying
this lozenge
sounds like you've got a mouth
you know
what the problem I'm tell with
the
problem is with this lozenge is
it's
really sticky and it sticks to
my teeth
so when I try to tuck it so I
could talk
there I got it sticks and it's
very
annoying yes it's annoying for
the
listeners as well it's true you
take and
remove it for a second yeah
maybe you
should think about that I did I
just did
it I stuck it out of the table
sticks
like a champ just no more like
glue
listen why don't you chomp on
that and
I'll do the next note from
Clayton uh
sure 22222 Clayton's from
Chicago
longtime listener first-time
donors so
please help remove all this
excess
douche douche removal complete
I'm
donating today in the hopes of
starting
a trend of finding unique
percentages of
our slave stipend of 1200 what
is this
stipend if 1200 Australian ID or
Austrian item not sure the
umlaut here
so I don't know what this means
a
stipend to donate to the best
podcasting
universe I chose to donate 18
ish
percent 18 for Jewish good luck
and I
say ish because my Catholic
family only
recently found out my mother
was born
out of wedlock and was related
to a
large Jewish family
thanks ancestry.com for some
added
the drama for the last six
years I
helped build a small
bioengineering
company from Louisville
Kentucky into an
international brand last year
my yes
last April my years of work and
a
promise of future ownership were
rewarded by being let go with
zero
severance through Skype video
no less
gotta love technology I slowly
went
bankrupt while suckling like a
globalist
vampire on the jobs karma of
fellow
producers more fortunate than I
after
eight months of vampire I was
hired by a
small team of engineers in
Chicago where
had already been living for the
past few
years in return I would like to
send out
jobs karma for anyone who has
hit a
rough time during the Rona and
can't
afford to donate
I imagine Pence's jobs karma
will work
best because he sounds about as
dead
inside as one feels in between
jobs for
me I require no jingles but
would feel
very refreshed to hear one toot
from the
harmonica and I think we should
still do
the the most powerful Nancy
jobs karma
bit I need a harmonica toot
from you
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onward with Tristan Onion
Martin's yes
onion mr. onion by the way
Clayton was
tu-tu-tu-tu-tu and we have 201
33 out of
Milwaukee Wisconsin as a as a
trucker
during thousands of miles a
week there's
a lot of time to fill with
listening to
the radio podcast books on tape
etc it's
quite different to listen to
anything on
the radio or the internet that
isn't
tainted by the mainstream panic
media
mm-hmm I just want to thank you
for
being one of the few out there
that is
willing to call out the
bullcrap that
the mainstream panic media and
all the
late-night talk shows throw out
there
just a quick
out to one of my friends that
it finally
slapped me in the face and
pointed me to
the No Agenda show I shall call
him Mike
the shark so dramatic you're
read I'm
enjoying onion Tristan onion
Martin's
yeah it's I request some some
goat Karma
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twisted mouth harp nice
Daniel Mariano is our last on
our social
executive producer producer
list and
lugar V lugar Ville funny about
Pflugerville that's perfectly
fine it's
not far from here when I'm from
yeah
where you from boy I'm from
Pflugerville
Texas it's writing this wrong
with that
right near Fritz town got a
problem with
me being from people
Pflugerville
dollars Dear John and Adam I
like to
have an F cancer a health karma
from my
ex-father-in-law who is
suffering from
symptomatic mmm what milan
melanoma or
is it is that melt notice I'm
melanomas
my it says Milan OMA though it
sounds
bad
i driver I wouldn't want it
thanks for
everything you guys do will
gladly give
you that I just wanna see where
it is my
myeloma is Wiz pronounced
myeloma is
that how you pronounce it my he
LM a
yeah yeah not good is it's bad
okay well
you just give me deaf cancer
for sure
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feel bad hot make karma making
fun of
his towns name now in
Pflugerville is
off-limits for you your ban
never be
allowed in your band forever
from
Pflugerville oh well and
Fredericksburg
to while we're at it
what's wrong with
Fredericksburg Ritz
burg don't want you no mo yeah
you know
those Texas cert Texans are
that way
yeah true we're armed and
necklace.i to
produce associate executive
producers to
show 12:30 yes then continue
our quest
for the truth yes and man em
fort i had
to block some guy on twitter
no yeah we're getting we're
getting
condemned for all types of
thing doesn't
matter right weirdest Scott
condemned
for discussing out-of-bounds
topic yeah
it's interesting how I don't
know if
these people actually listen
but the way
the show is being perceived by
some is
well they're all over the map
they first
they say it's this then it's
that then
that's no big deal then it's a
hoax
which I don't think I've ever
said ever
there's a difference between
wait one
time you said do you think it's
a hoax
yes and I said no right that's
as close
as we've come but when you go
through
all that weed we deconstruct we
we break
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I wanted to play a little
Kampala clip
because it's so easy to forget
bring
gosh what was happening three
four weeks
ago I don't remember what the
hell we
were talking about but for sure
the
media is completely convinced
that Trump
has killed people kill people
by not
responding quickly enough in
fact I
think it's probably worth
playing this
little ditty from Nancy Pelosi
she was
on with pooper and in the
beginning of
this you'll hear her talking
well I'll point it out as we go
well here's pooper and Pelosi
pooper and
Pelosi now NBC must-see Friday
TV that
the president's denials of the
seriousness of the virus in the
beginning was deadly that it
cost lives
the president and the Senate
Majority
Leader are now suggesting that
impeachment distracted the
president
from responding to the virus do
you buy
that at all I'd like this
because it's
very interesting that the first
move the
United States made as
everyone's on
stage would say at the
direction of the
president I decided to get up
this
morning and then we decided to
block
China from coming and that was
the day
after he was told which was in
the
middle of his impeachment trial
so I
don't think he was distracted
and I
don't know where this quote from
Anderson Cooper comes from but
Nancy
responds I think that's an
admission
that perhaps the president and
the
majority leader cannot handle
the job we
have a life-and-death situation
in our
country
and they should not try to hide
Besant
behind an excuse for why they
did not
take action but it does admit
that that
did not take action isn't that
interesting how that
immediately got
twisted around so someone says
something
to Anderson Cooper and then all
of a
sudden no they admit they
didn't take
action and and and what's she
gonna do
about it let that's for an
after-action
review down the road right now
yeah
that's for action later down
the road
we're gonna try and impeach him
again
for not using the defense
production act
properly we have to work
together
job done and all of these
statistics
that we are hearing break every
one of
those deaths every all of that
loss of
life is tragic for our country
to see
the big numbers though we have
to see
what we can do to stop that
growth of
that number of people dying and
so
yesterday we spent the day our
Democratic members on the phone
all day
communing with each other with
the press
with everyone we could to say
mr.
president implement of the
defense
production Act because our men
and women
are first responders our health
care
providers our TSA everyone who
comes in
contact with as may be
administering to
the needs of people who are
sick or
potentially infected deserves
our help
absolutely be worthy of
praising them of
praying for them of thanking
them if
we're not giving them what they
need the
personal protective equipment
that they
need to do their jobs and the
ventilators to save the lives
that they
are there to save this is
something that
regardless of what went before
that we
in the here-and-now have to
address the
president can do that by
implementing
the defense production Act and
this is
what he will they will do
another
investigation they're going to
do a 911
style Commission also similar
to the
Warren Commission for the
assassination
of JFK a 911 style Commission
where they
will be looking at all of the
failures
of President Trump and how many
people
died because of him because he
would not
evoke the defense production
act which
of course he has used sparingly
as far
as I know only to threaten
General
Motors who were price gouging
those
a-holes or at least they were
holding
out for a better price and this
is the
narrative Trump killed people
by not
acting quickly enough and by
communicating to the American
people
that it was nothing it's not
dangerous
he is responsible for killing
people
killing them by miss info
firming them on television so
let's
listen to the media starting
January
31st through March 14th people
are like
you know I think I have the flu
it could
it be a corona virus overall
most people
should not be terribly
concerned about
you definitely want to pay
attention
should they panic no Americans
do not
need to panic what I would
suggest
however is that Americans take
this as a
wake-up call for seasonal flu
flu is a
much bigger deal there's an
important
context we need to keep this in
and that
is that the flu is more deadly
maybe
this is a good opportunity to
remind
people of that such a good
reminder and
while there's a lot of fear
over this
corona virus you know the flu
it's
already widespread in the US
and and it
really is much more deadly as
it not
kuroda virus is not going to
cause a
major is to the United States
we're
gonna have 40 to 60,000 deaths
this year
in the United States from the
influenza
and it's preventable and
they're only 12
confirmed cases of Kuran of
iris here in
the state the risk is low the
risk our
for the flu is through the roof
health
warning from doctors why they
say people
should be more worried about
the flu
than the corona virus half the
people in
America do not get a flu shot
and the
food right now is far deadlier
so if
you're freaked out at all about
the
corona virus you should be more
concerned about the flu and
there's poop
or himself saying it gee isn't
that
coincidental so take this clip
it'll be
in the show notes you can get
it from
clips and docs in the tab at
the top
download it and make sure you
play that
for people who keep saying this
because
it's just not true everybody
have the
say in from another opportunity
within a
couple of weeks to make another
clip
medley of just the opposite of
course
obviously obviously
okay let's while we're on the
cup we're
still talking a little bit
about we have
to you have to at least discuss
this
mm-hmm that Joe Biden is now a
podcaster
did you did you get any of
Joe's podcast
I only took a little piece of
it but
before we play it I do want to
play a
Joe Biden clip no I have a
couple myself
that he's been really on the
walk we'll
look at well let me play the
piece of
the podcast that that was
interesting
because I thought you'd like
it's only a
seven second snippet the
podcast is
really not very good it's
essentially
joe asking somebody to ask him
questions
and and what he so he brings
his guy on
he asked him a couple of
questions so
what do you think and the guy
the
question guy just immediately
reads from
a script you can tell it's all
scripted
and he says well Joe let me ask
you
questions what do you think we
should do
I'm the expert what do you
think we
should do so the joke rambles
on and
they kick and if you listen to
the seven
second clip I want you to see
if you can
spot the beep oops
edit oh that's done just one
happen just
one just one of the more
egregious ones
they got a same sound guys they
don't
care about Joe that I don't
even think
they like him and they edited
this thing
so it sounds like junk
Ron is an outside adviser to my
campaign
but the ball was lost being
President
Obama's and my administration
in 2014
that's two edits in there this
the first
thought you
I think this too on is an
outside
adviser to my campaign but
that's the
first one there and by the Ebola
response being press thats the
second
one they think chopped in led
the Ebola
response listen no my campaign
but the
Ebola response being President
Obama's
and it's completely different
cadence
they dropped the whole thing in
my
campaign but the Ebola response
being
President Obama hi my name is
Paul
Burton Amy a boat it's just
like it's
like a mad libs insert this is
this is
and they have to because the
guy talks
like this normally I put it
slightly
differently you know what is his
responsibility and
if there wasn't and you know
allocating
responsibilities is you know
his style
of history do that but so I'm a
pretty
good editor I couldn't fix that
or this
one and in order to avoid that
those
very high numbers we have to do
at least
several things one we have to
depend on
what the president's going to
do right
now
and first of all he has to tell
wait
till the cases before anything
happens
with look the whole idea is
he's got to
get in place things that were
shortages
oh whoa I could edit that and
make it
sound good but it I would like
to see
that this was this particular
one I
could probably edit and make it
sound
good I could I would maybe we
should do
an edit challenge one of these
days okay
I just have to get a different
that to
set it up to do that in fact
I'll have
it set up for the next show
because Joe
is gonna be around well I do
have the
one course talking about flubs
you can
read this is but the Biden
clips is
Biden coup ha but this is not
yeah no I
think I heard this one too and
our
Secretary of State insisted and
this
broke the meeting up basically
in terms
of influence that this be
called the
lujan vine I love that so much
why don't we just put them all
together
I mean it'll just sound like a
real
interview from Joe so yeah yeah
here we
go and our Secretary of State
insisted
and this broke the meeting up
basically
in terms of influence that this
be
called the lujan virus Ron is
an outside
adviser to my campaign but the
Ebola
response being President
Obama's and my
administration in 2014 I put it
slightly
differently what is his
responsibility
and what if there wasn't and
you know
allocating responsibilities is
you know
hits all what history do that
but Joe we
have episode two of the show
ready
so I'll set we edited it
together made
you sound good yeah they how it
sounds
just like a Joe Biden
discussion with
anyone any show there really is
no other
option for the Democrats than
to kill
him and blame it on the Rona so
I mean
they got to do something I
he has denigrated to a degree
where he
cannot get a single talking
point out
and he keeps looking down and
that's
when he gets confused as oh
yeah that's
what and then he just throws in
some non
sequiturs he's done he's toast
he's done
for you say that but if you
follow the
the guys who are you know
pushing him
there's all behind it there you
have not
seen this they don't see it
well you
know Joe's got some issues but
luckily
now since there's the
coronavirus he we
don't to worry about a
presidential
debate and he's not gonna have
to be
there's no showdown in
Milwaukee we can
waltz it right in to keep him
off the
air as much as we can we can do
it this
podcast is dynamite the podcast
is
dynamite we can edit it make
him sound
smart it sounds horrible the
mix is off
they got music under it way too
long at
the beginning it's really a
piece of
crap and with all the
podcasters who
were clearly Democrats and who
are good
good editors good good
engineers good
storytellers NPR people surely
you could
have drafted someone to do a
better job
than this let's put it this way
what
what if what if the guy doing
the job is
the absolute best guy in the
country I
can't wait for the presidency
let's I
can't wait for Joe's
administration to
rock my world because he picks
great
winners I do have an iso
candidate I
don't have to but I only have
one this
is comes from an earlier clip
and as the
iso is called mistake
okay that is a mistake that's
not bad
kind of like it I don't think I
that is
a mistake I mean the only
that's see
this one's to this is well this
one
would fit it's only two seconds
it would
yeah you can't hear it I can't
understand a word there oh do
you know
exactly what it says
no yes thank you your actions
have been
saving ones we played it early a
community throw just bang at me
like
that is very difficult man is
still my
buddy
okay that is a mistake you can
do that
one probably well I thought I
had a
second one here that was even
better but
it's not looking up and down
the list I
got nothing it's not really all
that
great let me see if I have no
it's not
that great the other one was
better with
the topper yeah what's this
that's
tripping to me oh that's it
yeah that
was it that's one of yours yeah
I like
that one better yeah that was
the other
one where's it I'd was seen on
the list
I don't know I just
oh it's frightening I so hello
frightened I so it's right
there it's on
your list Donna my list it's
between
example of editing Biden and
horizontal
rainbow which what is that by
the way
oh well play horizontal rainbow
it's
just a very injury I came out
let me
preface it I decided I'm sick
of just
covering Corona Corona Corona
for three
hours and I wanted to get some
offbeat
clips into the mix in other
words things
that were kind of interesting
and merely
I'm gonna hear about it and
make people
feel better and the horizontal
rainbow
is an example seeing a rainbow
is
typically a pleasant surprise
but a
photographer said she was
absolutely
stunned when she spotted a
seemingly
horizontal one stretching across
Washington's Lake Sammamish
reports IFL
science thankfully she took a
picture of
it and posted it to Facebook so
we can
all be amazed according to the
University of California Santa
Barbara
they're called fire rainbows
even though
they're not ablaze or even
technically a
rainbow it reports they're
actually
known as circum horizontal arcs
which
occur when the Sun is higher
than 58
degrees above the horizon and
it's life
passes through high-altitude
cirrus
clouds made up of hexagonal
plate ice
crystals which act as a prism
was it
that educational Jesus this is
more
educational oh my gosh is a
double
rainbow I cannot believe it
it's a
frickin double rainbow I
thought that
would be something like that
people
should look this up and take a
look at
the photo if you ever saw one
of these
in real life you'd freak anyway
I mean
it's just a freakiest thing
you've ever
seen this is it's almost
impossible to
describe okay well okay well
wait a
minute I got another one
another good
you feel good story yeah this
is the
puffin report okay
these are puffins they've just
returned
to their home on the Isle of
may after
spending the last eight months
100,000
of the birds landed back in
their native
Scotland after spending fall
and winter
on the North Sea and the
Atlantic Ocean
where they fed and raised their
newborns
in more than 40,000 family
units in fact
puffins find a single partner
and mate
with them for life David Steele
manager
of the Scottish Natural
Heritage and
Nature Preserve where the
puffins make
landfall said about the
migration
they'll meet up with their
partner and
use the same nest hole what's
called a
puffin burrow and they'll do a
bit of
spring cleaning and bits of the
nest
have collapsed which is a lot
like most
species of penguins but don't
let their
striking resemblance and
affinity for
seaside homesteads fool you
while
puffins are often mistaken for
penguins
they're not actually related at
all
especially considering they're
one
glaring distinction puffins can
fly and
penguins cannot now that the
puffins
have made landfall the first
eggs should
start appearing in about three
weeks
okay so clearly you are a
little bit of
cabin fever you're locked in
you're
watching shitty ass television
and you
there's an intervention as
needed you
can't be watching this I mean I
did
start Warren piece the actual
television
series figured this would be
nice and
lager you probably get through
a 30
episodes of war in peace but
the puffins
stuff has got to go all right
got one
more I got one more
this is the this I dis me
because I
would have known about this
then again I
thought twice about it and
saying wait a
minute is it possible that
these people
have been tricked and they've
sent ten
thousand names to Mars to be
picked up
by some alien force that's
gonna come
down now and either steal the
people or
maybe they're gonna shoot them
I have no
idea but let's listen to this
story a
brand new Rover is headed to
Mars and it
will carry the names of ten
point nine
million people according to
many people
responded to NASA send your
name to Mars
campaign that the Red Planet
will
receive a list of names bigger
than the
population of Greece the names
are
stenciled on three silicon chips
engineers managed to fit all
ten point
nine million names on these
chips using
electron beams they sit above a
piece of
art showing Mars the earth and
our
shared star millions of people
will be
able to see a trace of
themselves on
Mars since the silicon chips are
positioned within range of the
rover's
cameras according to space.com
the rover
is named perseverance which
comes from a
seventh grader who won nasa's
naming
contest 155 other assets from
students
who made the finals are also
recorded on
the rovers chips the
perseverance rover
is set to land in a Martian
crater that
used to be flowing with water
from a
lake and river Delta where NASA
hopes if
I'm ancient life it will also
release a
helicopter scout and test out
drawing
oxygen from the planets thin
atmosphere
this is horrible what is this
drivel
you're bestowing on us this is
very
educational no please it's
about some we
we're on the moon with the two
of these
two your name my name we got
one of
these chips has been dropped on
the moon
suppose what's my name doing on
the moon
it was for no agenda was it you
don't
remember this no I don't
actually yes
someone sent us up to the moon
on what
same deal one of these chip
deals in
this lake okay you'll be there
for
whatever it's not all that
great you
know there's probably like atom
curry
there must be like 10,000 atom
curses
but there's at least I know
there's
probably a hundreds of John
Dvorak's
mm-hmm
so what did how do they know
who it is
do they have our address
social security number no
brother
dubious yes okay I want to get
back to
the media and but the bullcrap
and and
really I hope that out of all
of this
comes two things social media
isn't is
ineffective or it's very
effective if
you like getting sicker than
you already
were and and most of them the
mainstream
media cannot be trusted in fact
pretty
much all of it cannot be
trusted rest
just cannot be trusted at all
and two
examples one is uh yeah this is
kind of
interesting so now the media is
eating
itself then and everyone's
going after
Fox News this is joy Reed who
now has
taken over trish regan spot no
it's not
taking over her spot she
competes
against her I guess
no just Reagan's gone she was
on trial
read Tory took over math I was
Chris
Matthews I'm sorry yeah that's
right so
she's got Chris Matthews old
spot she
brought on some I guess a
opinion writer
from Vanity Fair Gabriel
Sherman here's
what they were talking about
yeah I mean
I'm just say with you for a
moment gave
I mean the irony Fox News is in
New York
it's literally across the
street from a
TV it's in Rockefeller Plaza
it's not in
they are in the middle of it
with all of
the other New Yorkers we
thought you -
Regan who had a show on Fox
Business
come out and essentially just
label it
all a fraud
she's now no longer there I
don't know
what happened with her show but
I guess
it's not airing anymore you've
had Fox
anchors who are going to or as
likely as
anyone who's on this panel to
know
someone who gets sick with
Kovac 19 I
just want to get back to the
Fox of it
all real quick you know what
I've been
talking to Fox insiders over
the last
few days there's a real concern
inside
the network that there early
downplaying
of the coronavirus actually
exposes Fox
News to potential legal action
by
viewers who maybe were misled
and
actually have died from this
you know
I've heard that Trish Regan's
being
taken off the air is you know
collective of this concern that
Fox News
is in big trouble by
downplaying this
virus in the New York Times
reported
days ago that the Murdoch
family was
privately taking the coronavirus
seriously the Murdoch's of
course own
Fox News so they were taking
personal
steps to protect themselves
while
anchors like Trish Regan and
Sean
Hannity we're telling viewers
that it's
a hoax and putting themselves
potentially in mortal danger so
I think
this is a case where Fox's
coverage if
it actually winds up being
proved that
people died because of it this
is a new
terrain in terms of being Fox
being
possibly held liable for their
actions
oh brother they were just as
guilty we
just played a hole a whole
company site
the point trish regan it reagan
and he'd
never said it was a host they
said that
the mainstream media coverage
is a hoax
yes which is always the cases a
hoax
now the president took during
one of his
briefings and the
question-and-answer
sessions earlier this week took
time and
i'd like to play it just
because he does
what we normally do is show no
media
deconstruction and he took the
time to
explain to the CNN journalist
why what
he was doing is what the
president
classifies as fake news the
president is
still even though he repeats it
several
times i think that he still
needs two
complete sentences to help
people
understand what he's saying and
the way
he does that just by repeating
the same
you know the stop train from
Amsterdam
to Rotterdam without really
filling in
all the blanks but what he's
trying to
say is you used a quote of mine
than we
and I'd like to talk about
headlines
with you in a second you used a
quote of
mine in a headline but only use
the
first part then just to give
you a head
start because the president is
hard to
understand sometimes most of
the time he
says I want the governor's to
be proud
of me because then you are
showing your
appreciation for all the people
here
working on this FEMA CDC FDA the
commercial sector etc but of
course they
don't do that so the way see
and then
played the quote was mr. ego
wants you
to be appreciative of him and
otherwise
you don't get you don't get
helped which
was the gist of the story so
this
reporter and this is a story
from a week
ago
this reporter stands up try
stand that
they've all done this yummy
shell
sindoor is on top of the heap
of you
said on March 4th at 3:29 p.m.
this was
just like the flow are you
still about a
pain yet you know this kind of
bullshit
so here Trump is for that I
think the
first and last time and
certainly I'll
ever play it is him explaining
to the
fake newsman how the fake news
works
I'll also like to ask you about
some
comments you made on Friday you
were
talking about governors of
different
states and you said I want them
to be
appreciative you also said if
they don't
treat you right I didn't I
don't call
these are direct direct quotes
there
excuse me ready ready ready
take a look
at what said I want them to be
appreciative of me okay and
then you cut
it off because it's fakeness un
of your
administration now please let
me just
finish the you just said it
again and
you know the answer is a lie
you know
your statement and your
response and
your answer is a lie because
here's the
story you ready I said I want
you to be
appreciatively and then you go
on and
then I go on and you cut it off
but it
says you're not appreciative I
don't
want them to say things that
aren't true
I want them to be appreciative
we've
done a great job and I'm not
talking
about me I'm talking about Mike
Pence
the task force I'm talking
about that
you know the Army Corps of
Engineers
thank you then you went on to
say if
they don't treat you right I
don't call
he's a different type of I
don't call
referring so I don't so you get
what
they did is they took out the
middle bit
then they just said if you're
not
appreciative me I don't call
and now the
guy is aware he has the full
quote
that's not what they published
and yet
he still doesn't seem
understand what
was wrong with what they were
doing no I
don't call the governor of wash
this
time but Mike Pence calls and
the head
of FEMA calls I don't stop them
did I
ever ask you to do anything
negative
like to Washington the state of
Washington Michigan I love that
state
that's one of my favorite
places in the
whole world Michigan and I'm so
proud of
what's happened with the auto
industry
it's coming back to Michigan no
I don't
have to call because I'm
probably better
off not because we don't get
he's a
failed presidential candidate
he's a
nasty person I don't like the
governor
of Washington so you know who
calls I
get Mike Pence to call I get
the head of
FEMA to go I get the Admiral to
call but
what you didn't say so you
started it
off and you talked about I have
to be
appreciated but then when you
read the
rest
said because if you don't
appreciate
you're not respecting these
incredible
people the two admirals you're
not
appreciating FEMA and the Army
Corps of
Engineers to build 2,900 beds
in three
and a half days and you're not
appreciating all of the work
that's been
done and you're not
appreciating these
incredible people from private
enterprise that are delivering
things
and numbers that nobody has
ever seen
see and that's why people aren't
watching CNN very much anymore
that's
why they don't like it that's
why your
ratings are no good because you
even
after knowing the truth for
days now you
bring up the old lie read the
read the
rest of your question the rest
of your
statement you didn't put in you
have to
put that in and it's said in
there FEMA
and it said in their Army Corps
of
Engineers because when they
disrespect
me disrespecting our government
and you
know what I don't mind if I'm
disrespected but they can't
disrespect
the Army Corps of Engineers and
FEMA so
I don't think he does a very
good job at
explaining it well it seems as
though
the best way to explain that
situation
is to have rehearsed the
explanation
expecting it yeah and in an
even better
would be to have a chart
showing the
full statements showing what
they
produce showing a couple of the
headlines and showing what you
know I
can do in the newsletter and I
do and
then making it very clear
because trying
to explain it just verbally on
their
articles you know it's not easy
and he's
not he's flustered a flubs what
I seen
and the guy's a moron it can't
even
the guy's sincere the report I
have to
say and you I think you may
have to
agree the guy's sincere he just
doesn't
see it he doesn't actually see
it no sad
thing with that else in door
woman she's
blind to like anything other
than her
whatever she thinks that she's a
Democrat activist she's an
activist
she's also on her because I
watch c-span
she's on her phone and she's
getting
prompt questions because all
life she's
getting questions from home
base on the
fly as she's going Bascom this
fucking
orange man asking notice what's
going on
headlines please explain how
headlines
are created who does them and
why they
do them because that is the most
damaging part of the news
industry and
I'm talking about print in
particular
but but online and everybody
does it
what is the point and why is it
dangerous if at all you would
know
because you understand how
headlines
happen
well headlights are written by
the
editors not by the writers
thank you
ninety percent of the time not
always
writers can put a headline on
there and
if it's a real gem the editors
will let
it go but generally speaking
the editors
like to feel that they're doing
something and so they'll look
over some
copy and then they'll write a
headline
for it and they'll put it on
there then
the writer gets blamed right
when in
fact it's the it's the editor
who 90% of
the time writes the headline so
and that
can be done if so the writer
hates trop
he'll take something out of
context or
just make something up or put
something
there that's jazzy it gets your
attention the the thinking is
is that
the editors know more about how
to get
attention and the writers know
more
about how to you know do the
reporting
and the editors can do the
editor
reporting and then get some
attention by
putting a nice headline on
there and
that's pretty much the way it's
done in
newspapers and magazines and
well on
websites that I don't know the
general
policy is if websites have
editors yeah
obviously the editor will have
a shot at
it
but most of the time on really
low-end
places which is not CNN you
would just
do it yourself and post it
right well
what's sad is that a lot of
these
headlines are so deceptive that
it
actually screams the opposite
of what's
in the article or draws your
attention
too often draws your attention
to an
outrageous point but the truth
is
underneath low you know below
the fold
and many of the writers and
that are out
there that are trying to be
objective
complained bitterly about even
if they
want to write something that's
maybe
complimentary or soso or just
report
what happened they find a lot
of their
stories are killed it's the
editing
class of this country that is
the the
Stooges the democrats the jean
provocateurs i don't know what
you want
to call them advertising there
but it's
that's the class of people that
that's
causing the problem more than
that more
than the writers themselves the
writers
cater to them of course because
you're
not gonna get in the paper or
wherever
you're doing this is all dead
hmm i mean
at some point and i think your
point
earlier that this is because of
the
advertising these guys are
ironically
are killing themselves because
that's
the best part they can't get
you know
they have to do this but the
saint cuz
they want to ruin Trump and at
the same
time they're ruining themselves
and it's
just there's backfiring
everything
they're doing is backfiring it
it might
be better if they just did the
opposite
well I hope yes yes and and
where most
of these are propagated is on
Twitter I
would say Twitter is the main
place to
get your your headline
circulating a
good Twitter a good tweet with
the right
who the right words will get
you lots of
clicks
yep lots and lots of clicks but
it's
just yeah ironic is is is
really the
only descriptor of it that
through all
of this blocking and
blacklisting and by
the way for so who gave Google
and
Twitter and then and all these
other
jamokes the idea that they know
everything about coronavirus and
therefore they are the arbiters
of truth
who made them who made them the
boss and
their and we know it's
coordinated
they've all agreed to
coordinate this
yeah it's beyond me people
should stop
using them this is the time go
to no
agenda social calm this is the
time to
get off of it
because isn't it's not helpful
and it's
not healthy us it's you can
just see it
you can see especially if you
if you
veer which is hard to do on no
agenda
social and by veer I mean you
all of a
sudden let's go look at Rob
Reiner's
feed and Rami Reiner what I
like about
no agenda social is people have
spats
and disputes and flames but it
always
Peters out it goes because
there's no
algo that's jamming and in
everybody's
face oh look at this is a fight
over
here look at this look at this
red Oh
unroll the thread oh my god
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you need a
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I need I need a moment to get
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but that's what the dog will
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don't worry about it
Russ we have a few people to
thank for
show 12:30 and it's not is it
12:30 yeah
12:30
no no no it's quarter to 12:00
Bobby
Davids Russell Davidson's at
the top of
the list in Fort Collins
Colorado it
came over the hundred thirty
three
hundred thirty three dollars
followed by
DC girl not a spook
hundred dollars she calls
herself not a
spook well that's because I
said she was
a spook and now she has to make
sure
that she always says she's not
a spook
cause she's not a spoke he's
just a fly
information it seems she's a
spook and
DC girl along with I think is a
DC grown
they're POTUS all kinds of jobs
you know
for dudes and named Ben
dudettes named
Bernadette there's tons of jobs
and
she's helping them and then
she's
posting them on no agenda
social so if
you want to look for her yeah
it's good
stuff she's trying to make up
for good
lost time sure some dude named
Satish is
that right in Locust Grove
Virginia huh
hundred dollars please call me
some dude
named Satish and this is my
second
donation so please deduce me he
wants us
to think about the elections in
Guiana
no we'll work on it
Randall Myers in Manassas
Virginia
another Virginian hundred
dollars sir
FAC base sir fact base and
Houston Texas
$100 Joseph Van Dorp $100 that
came in
as a check
reni roll Oh Rene Labe yes and
Santa
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one of
our old supporters at one of
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Raleigh Hawken
and at Illinois 8118 he would
77 by the
way he says this is an aunt
this is the
Cuomo governor cuomo donation
it's a pierced nipple donation
8118 i
think is well well well thought
through
it does look like nipple bars
doesn't it
very good thank you sir
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I don't think I got that but
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after 10
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that's what
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this is like a potty only the
parties
aren't happening too much
unfortunately
due to the Rona there's just
not a lot
that can be done however I do
have a
belated meetup report from
Kansas City
this was held on March 28th in
the
morning no agenda nation I
think this
was the dog park John that the
dog park
I don't know how it turned out
we're
about to find out in the
morning no
agenda nation mr. Spencer wolf
of Kansas
City
DeLorean thank you for your
courage we
are here at the Swope Park
off-leash dog
park because dogs are people
too dogs
are people too and we're still
here for
you if you want to meet up keep
an eye
on agenda meetups calm for
future KC
meetups and hopefully see you
last
Saturday of the month next
month so they
went dogs and no one showed up
I feel
bad about that
not good good try and I like I
appreciate the extra editing I
was
interesting we did have our
first no
agenda video meetup video video
video
video this is sent to me by
producer
Mary Mary says well it was
pretty good
pretty good
we had three Americans and a
kandan a
via online this is one for the
history
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was a
actually a great success no
technology
bugs and we had a stimulating
conversation for almost two
hours
subject matters were across the
board
starting out with who had been
listening
to no agenda the longest the
youngest in
the group had been listening
since
episode 13 a couple of folks
who are
devotees of Jhansi Dvorak from
the PC
Mag days the consensus was to
schedule
another video Meetup check the
calendar
and join from wherever
you are even John and Adam are
welcome
to drop in no excuses you won't
be in
town next time I'll try and set
up a
recording at the end to share
an audio
report a closing note was don't
forget
to tip your podcaster Mary
thank you
very much for the report and I
think
these are scheduled on a
regular basis
at No Agenda social com it's
just posted
and everyone jumps in and
there's phone
call phone numbers to dial into
and
video or audio
it's very ad hoc although some
of these
I guess are being scheduled at
No Agenda
meetups com so check their to
see if it
can be a little more organized
and it
sounds like it's happening then
from the
back office just what's
happening on the
calendar for Friday tomorrow
downtown
Dallas unknown if this is on or
cancelled was supposed to be a
birthday
meetup for Sir Paul so we do
wish him a
very happy birthday if nothing
else
comes to it that's supposed to
be
organized by stirred Paul the
trusted
advisor and Dame Jean money
hopefully they'll adjust that
on no
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York City
Saturday meetup postponed
postponed
until in-person meetups can
resume
we'd like to schedule a virtual
meetup
defier overlords meet at a
public park
defy our overlords meet at our
home in
Brooklyn let us know fearless
leap
Athena Alex and the little one
Winter
Park Florida
Brandon Eden unclear if that's
on or not
for Saturday and the worldwide
virtual
meet up on Saturday Shahin is
organizing
why not grab a beer and some
mac and
cheese enjoy this time with
shitta syns
from other from around the
world thanks
to the help a few dudes named
ben we
will bring will be meeting on
the NA
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that note
slash no agenda again our best
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details and when is that let me
Saturday
I might even join in for that
one if we
can and then we have Saturday in
Brooklyn backyard Ralph Avenue
and Foltz
and I live upstairs and for the
time
being of a whole backyard to
myself
oh come by it dusk bring
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gingy or Ginji is the producer
of the
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let me see no agenda meetups
calm so
that we can inform everybody if
they're
on or not and especially the
video
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the
information up-to-date no
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calm the No Agenda meetups
whether
they're in person or virtual
that like a
potty
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me triggered all hell you
wouldn't be
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it's like a party just like a
body
so I have a clip following up
on Lara
Logan's new show yes that's
sure where
she has no agenda yeah I was
thinking
about that by the way because
there's
still some old web pages where
it says
no agenda width and I was
thinking she
must be actually pleased that
we made
mention of this through
attorneys
because don't you think you'd
rather be
Adam curry has no agenda rather
than no
agenda width because that means
damage
you're expendable
that's a good point
that's a good point so she has
to be
happy with us yeah because I'm
sure the
network wouldn't have done it
but they
had to do it now now you've
actually
just brought something out that
we've
never talked about we don't
need to
delve into it but we did come
to we
figured it all out with her is
that that
the way to put it pretty much
okay with
with her producers is not her
she
doesn't even know right but they
probably actually kind of gasp
I bet you
they gaslighted her so you know
Laura or
we think it should be changed
the name
because you should be in front
your name
should be at the top I give her
a little
more credit I think she's very
smart and
she knows exactly what's going
on and
she well and she probably went
yeah she
probably knows about no agenda
but me
I've got the teaser from her
first show
which is about Mexican cartels
and it's
not so much that I wanted you
know
people don't do these things to
go to
Mexico and they get you a
bullet shot at
them and then they could leave
but there
was a there's a tidbit of
information in
here that I think the
Millennials should
be paying very careful
attention to at
the end human smuggling and
trap now a
global multi-billion dollar
industry
that the Mexican cartels have
added to
their criminal
money laundering extortion oil
theft
from pipelines and control of
the
multi-billion dollar avocado
industry
you're supporting drug cartels
by eating
avocado toast who knew well
that's the
best piece of information from
the
entire show if it was a clip
that I
could come on you know what
screw it
what am I saying it is a good
clip
you're good for it you're good
for it
dynamite saved it to the end
too well
done yeah well I got also
halves just to
get it out of the way I got the
racial
men that everybody took and
produced
this I mean everybody's got
this one
everybody made a version of
this because
Rachel Maddow again made a fool
of
herself because within a couple
of days
of Trump saying he's gonna send
some
hospital ship to New York it
showed up
but now you know I'm gray she
wasn't
having any of it and here we go
the president said but he
announced that
those ships would be put into
action
against the kovat 19 epidemic
he said
one of those ships would be
operational
a New York Harbor by next week
it's nonsense it will not be
there next
week and the naval hospital
ship the
USNS comfort you see it right
there on
your screen has just docked in
New York
City the ship will be used to
house non
coronavirus patients and that
in itself
will free up the city's
hospital care to
focus primarily on those with
the virus
New York Governor Andrew Cuomo
will
brief media there at the top of
the hour
gonna bring that to live as
soon as that
gets underway NBC's Rehema yeah
same
source NBC I mean now wonder
because
there's a bunch of these things
coming
up with her if they're if
they're
setting her up hmm I don't
believe she
writes all this stuff for her
own show
it's too much work I watched
her I mean
I pretty much will sample
everything
every night you know so I'm
looking at
of course the Cuomo kid and see
if he's
still alive and Maddow is just
as he's
sheltering in places jail on
the she's
on the air yeah he's sick but
he Chris
yeah he said that he had a 103
fever the
night
before and but he's still
hanging in
there and he and Don Lemon are
crying
together yeah if I had the
rhone I'd
continue for as long as I could
to I
wouldn't stop he said I
wouldn't make a
big deal about it I'd just do
it and
shut up about it move on yeah
but no
yeah that's what you do good
know what
they needed to make the big
announcement
to take the spotlight off the
nipple
piercings so now I I have to
say I
haven't had time to delve into
Nipplegate but is this is this
true does
he have pierced nipples is this
a film
but he has there's no denial
where's the
denial huh Cuomo should go on
that month
amicus ieaves gets on the air
every day
and going to Mike sent by the
way after
we close this hospital I would
like to
announce that I do not have
nipple
piercings I wear my my my
suspenders
under my shirt that's what he
could say
okay so what somebody suggested
by the
way this is a big plus for a
presidential run though because
I looked
at the comments and everyone's
like ah
right cruel kinky yeah and I
think I
made it clear in the in the
newsletter
that yeah that's exactly what
people
would be saying in Manhattan
Brooklyn
Los Angeles and San Francisco
not so much you know
ladies and gentlemen hold on we
have
emergency news
we now officially have over 1
million
cases of corona virus yeah
actually that
numbers been it's been going
back and
forth yesterday I heard a
million been -
no it just happened now
according to the
troll room that's sure well but
we all
know how it works yes but but
let's get
back to Rachel Maddow you think
she's
being set up that's interesting
well it
may be because she's losing her
numbers
after she's been losing her
numbers
consistently you know what
she's doing
wrong she still has a studio
like
environment she should go home
she needs
to go home do it in the closet
or
wouldn't you know whatever
looks right
she's been out of the closet
for some
time and see that was such an
open door
to it didn't even crack a smile
for me
yeah well I'm sorry but when
somebody
throws me a softball I have to
hit it I
was referring more to me being
in the
clew do that closet yeah yeah
no I got
the joke now you have to assume
that
there's people like the joy
wreaths and
some of these other people
don't like
Rachel because she Lords it over
everybody over there her
numbers are
down and you've been in these
environments people are the
people in
especially this third tier of
broadcasting they're very you
know
they're aggressive at getting
rid of
someone so they can take their
place and
you know they want to move up
and I mean
that's not what happened to
Chris
Matthews he got out stood he's
an old
man let's get rid of him and
put joy
read in and then you know she's
probably
been working it
don't whole thing is always
creepy yeah
it's probably a lot of creepy
stuff
going on at NBC in general yeah
all
right well we have to alert the
affiliates who are probably
pissed off
because we're running like I do
can I
guess which one it is yeah try
you bi on
PBS cut off I can play that but
that's
not what I was gonna play what
were you
gonna play
I wanted to play contrast the
PBS report
on the Houthis and what's going
on in
Saudi
Arabia with Saudi Arabia with
the with
an actual report from
al-jazeera okay
that's good some news
deconstruction to
play us out so let's start with
the
piss-poor report an 18 second
report
this is all the effort that PBS
has on
the saudi-led coalition
fighting in
Yemen says Houthi rebels pour
report
here
it was coincidentally also 17
seconds
long here we go 18 seconds
Saudi Arabia
is being accused of torture and
other
crimes against civilians in
Yemen Human
Rights Watch reports that Saudi
military
forces and their Yemeni allies
have
committed a long series of
abuses the
Saudis are backing the Yemeni
government
against Shiite rebels who were
allied
with Iran that's it that's the
one that
talks about the Shiite rebels
we played
this clip about him Jack's ago
yeah
Shiite rebels never mentions
Houthis
doesn't give us any background
doesn't
do do anything so in that same
amount of
time I have first I have the
short
version of the report from Al
Jazeera
this is the Houthis attack
Saudis this
is the same 17 seconds you
never play
that on the saudi-led coalition
fighting
in Yemen says Houthi rebels have
attacked Saudi Arabia the
Coalition says
the kingdom's air defense
systems
intercepted two ballistic
missiles
targeting Riyadh and the
southern city
of jizan on Saturday people
living in a
capital say they heard at least
three
explosions so now there
apparently
there's missile attacks going
on we're
talking about the Houthis
I mean PBS gave us none of this
so let's
play let's continue with the
without
Jazeera and play the extended
reports so
we actually now know something
witnesses in Riyadh said they
heard
three explosions in the sirens
of
emergency vehicles in the north
of the
city
Houthi rebels have frequently
launched
missiles from Yemen into Saudi
Arabia
retaliation for its involvement
in
Yemen's now a five-year Civil
War the
last strike on Riyadh was in
June 2018
another Houthi attack took out
two major
oil installations last
September that
nearly half Saudi oil output
this one
was only two missiles and this
is why I
believe that all of this is a
PR stunt
from the Houthis to appear
stronger than
they actually are fighting has
intensified recently but the
Houthis
expanding their territory by
taking
control of al-jarf province
near the
Saudi border looking to advance
on the
oil-rich province of murid
where there's
been fierce fighting in recent
weeks
they are running hard and fast
right now
so I think it's it's very clear
to me at
any rate that these will not
come from
that Houthis this is a message
if you
will to the Saudis that you are
vulnerable to us and we have the
capability to hit you pretty
well
anywhere we would choose Yemen
is
enduring one of the world's
worst
humanitarian crises millions
are without
enough food all medical
supplies just
this week the UN tried to
convince war
infections to implement terms
of a
ceasefire agreement signed in
stock on
two years ago saying a
ceasefire is all
the more necessary during the
corona
virus pandemic while human has
no
confirmed cases
Saudi Arabia has more than
1,200 the
most in the Gulf region this
government
video shows its lockdown in
effect it is
barred all travel and is asking
people
to stay home beyond the
pandemic it's
also in a battle against Russia
over oil
their price war has seen oil
plummeting
to a 17-year low with plans to
pump even
more oil into global stocks from
wednesday with oil demand
dropping daily
prices may follow Saudi Arabia
fighting
on multiple fronts but still
holding up
its defenses for now man
nice that's explosion at the
end sure
gives credence to the the
booby-trap
theory doesn't it yeah there's
a lot
going on and this none of us
being
covered and that you had to
really play
that that comparison between
what PBS
gave us yeah
no mention of the Houthis at all
piss-poor was exactly the way to
describe it this is exactly
what it was
yes citizen don't be alarmed
we're here
on official business so anyway
that's I
think that I would let's play
the you be
I cut off oh man and now let's
keep it
let's keep it for Sunday I'm
alright
the affiliates are ready I've
got the
outro music running ok well
then we're
done yeah I mean that's that's
that
comes from Central Command we
can't even
stop and look right at light
it's
somewhat well I hope you
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