August 20th, 2020 • 2h 58m
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flood the zone jcd adam curry
john c devorah it's thursday
august 20th
2020 this is your award-winning
kimbo
nation media assassination
episode 1270.
this is no agenda cocking the
noodle gun
and broadcasting live from
opportunity
zone 33 here in the frontier
boston
texas capital of the drone star
state
good morning everybody
i'm adam curry and from
northern silicon
valley we're having eight cars
zephyr
things are under control it
went right
on time and right at the same
at the
right speed i'm john cena
whatever you did there was
great we did
a zephyr report and an opening
all at
the same time
that my friends is a
professional
that's what's going on there
okay so
economy stable
uh this is the uh official who
is
that's what the zephyr says
this is the
zephyr economic report yeah the
zephyr
is their leading indicator
thanks thanks for thanks for
reminding
us of that
and we got breaking news in
this morning
breaking news last minute news
because i've got some breaking
news
coming at us right now
um we've got uh are we ready to
report
that yeah here we go
okay break it the breaking news
is this
former trump advisor steve
bannon has
been arrested
and charged with conspiracy to
commit
wire fraud
in relation to support of the
building
the border wall
so this that he's charged with
fraud in
connection
with fundraising okay that's
what we've
got to report for you as of
right now
whoa
oh yeah actually lots of
details there
did they haul them away
in uh in cuffs and cuffs they
give them
the perp walk
i i don't know as i i need to
know why
who arrested him
uh someone in authority
no idea no idea yes
must be um so
question how about the power
out there
where you are i mean we're
seeing
reports but
and it's like i don't know how
bad is it
i don't know it's power's on
here it's
not going on everything reports
you guys
get from out of state or seem
very
sketchy
and a bunch of threats oh we're
going to
have to do this and that
because it's so
hot you know we can't handle
all the
heat
right and then newsome says
he's going
to sue them and
take their company away if they
don't uh
stop these threats
yeah and so it's just i don't
know i
have no idea all i know is on
him you know that's so weird i
mean i i
did get
one email from a producer who
said his
power had been out for three
hours and it was you know like
90
degrees
so somewhere it's happening
somewhere in
in here
well they said they were going
to do
some rolling blackouts to keep
the
you know you you read the
letter from
the engineer
the last show i believe yeah
which might
be worth rereading but
the uh they said there's going
to be
it's going to be from they're
going to
go you're going to be cut off
for a
couple hours and then you're
going to
they're going to go roll to
somebody
else's so nobody's going to be
left
overnight so they're
so their freezer doesn't you
know thaws
all the meat out
i i do have i do have an update
oh yes
they do have a map
they do have a map on the news
that they
show and it shows little
red dots where the power has
been cut
off as
it tends to be in san jose area
and
scattered around
it's not yeah it's just dubious
well
uh got another state's falling
apart
okay yes i got another email
from
an engineer so the last time we
heard
from a ge ge engineer now we
have an
engineer from
ladwp which is the los angeles
department of water and power
and something like that and he
says i
work in operations california
has
barred us utilities from quote
re-powering
re-powering that's like tearing
down the
old units putting in new
efficient fast
units an analogy would be
california
preventing you from junking
your 1980s
dotson
and buying a camry they only
allowed you
to buy a model xp
sport ultra which only runs in
the
daytime that means we can't get
rid of
our older inefficient boiler
generators
which
better uni with better units
because we
still need them to use in the
summer
months to peak low the idea is
to force us to buy and create
more here
it is renewable electricity
the joke of it all is uh that
to meet
reliability requirements
the more solar and wind we have
online
the more traditional reliable
units we
must have we
we know this because the minute
it goes
down something else needs to
kick in
quickly to take up the slack
so if there's no wind no sun
the other
option to meet reliability
uh is to buy energy on the
energy market
aha
hello enron buffett is making a
killing
in nevada
selling california here it is
buffett is
making a killing in cal
in nevada selling california
energy
capacity
capacity is like an option
contract by
the contract that says
if i can call on energy at any
time you
have to deliver it to me those
are the
most lucrative energy deals
since 99 of
the time the seller makes money
and doesn't have to generate
any energy
and in the one percent of the
time that
energy is called upon it sold
at two
times premium if not more
what a scam
so you're you're buying from
nevada
how's that nevada juice view
unbelievable i need that letter
and i
need the other letter
put the other one aside i'm
gonna post
them on one of their websites
okay anonymously obviously
well yeah i don't know you know
that's
fine dude
you don't need to have a person
after
attributed because the
facts are the facts um then i
got an
another request from colorado
uh from sir beach bomb adam and
john i
want to let you know
that today wednesday the 19th in
colorado it clouded up and
rained
sporadically
we have three major fires
raging in the
state it has been dry and in
the upper
90s for at least two weeks it's
forecast
for more of the same for the
foreseeable
future
we really could use one more
simultaneous single shake of
the rain
sticks
this is a desperate plea how
can we turn
this down
i didn't do a shake you have to
just do
the same thing you did before
okay because it got rained a
little bit
i will do two shakes just for me
we are very careful there's a
lot of
things going on weather-wise so
here we
go
the second ah that should hit
it right
on the back end okay there you
go
business taken care of excellent
and well should we start do we
wanna do
we still wanna do a little
covid update before we uh get
into uh
undoubtedly some fun stuff uh
from
yes because i haven't i have
people i
don't know what fun stuff there
is i do
have a kaylee i got some trump
i got
some other stuff but
yeah take us to the covid update
okay what do i have there's a
number of
first let me give a rundown of
what i'm
hearing uh first of all trump
goes up
and he says oh everything's
great the
numbers are going down
everything looks
peachy and it's the way it
should be and
then you listen to amy goodman
all hell's breaking loose we're
all
going to die is worse than ever
so there's got to be a middle
ground of
actual facts sounds about right
well
there's a lot going on
uh of course with these numbers
in the
testing just to give you an idea
uh we had this huge spike in
texas last
week
and we were of course all going
to die
and it was oh my goodness what
well it turns out uh the
high spike and i want to read
it uh
verbatim
uh dallas county director of
health and
human services dr philip huang
made
excuses for the glaring errors
which are
being used to shutter certain
businesses
throughout texas
we are dealing with paper faxes
of lab
data and lab reports hundreds
of those
days of day that we're having
to deal
with the system really wasn't
designed
to handle this many numbers oh
my god
a system that has to handle
numbers it's
an unprecedented situation
we're dealing
with
it turns out that uh
their system was going through
an
upgrade
you see an upgrade uh
to be specific due to system
upgrades
and
coding errors with their
reporting
system it was i think it was
like five
or six
thousand and you see the chart
all
sudden spike and immediately it
was oh
we gotta go into lockdown again
oh
and now they finally come clean
and say
oh yeah now sorry i just
uh something and now of course
today we
get texas coronavirus
positivity rate
plummets
after record high set from
system error
we now officially unite the
united
states now has more pneumonia
deaths
than
covet 19 deaths or at least as
they're
coded
uh
denver doctors have discovered
that uh the forty to fifty
percent
reduction
in heart attacks
uh during this whole affair the
since
the beginning of the year
is because those people died at
home
very sad to think of but they
didn't
want to come in so they all
died at home
and now they're discovering
these
numbers oh yeah gee maybe maybe
none of
this was such a really
fantastic idea
after all
and i guess we have uh i'm
gonna make
this is not really a prediction
this is
an obviousity
i would say but in about
four or five years especially
after
trump is out
for good mm-hmm we're gonna
we're gonna
get they're gonna do books
about this
and they're going to break it
down and
show that this was the biggest
fiasco
in the history of medicine
they're going
to show that this is
bullcrap here because we've
already
documented on the show in real
time
but nobody's been putting it
into a book
form
you mean you mean nobody's
doing the
work nobody's doing the work
and they won't do the work and
the
publishers won't let anyone do
the work
because this is all part of a
to me at least the messaging
system but
when it's all
reanalyzed for the purposes of
history
it's going to be shown to be
it's going
to be
really a very and it's going to
be uh
embarrassing and everyone's
gonna go oh
we kind of knew that but we
didn't know
it
if if you know somebody who
died and
you had a very specific
question about
vaccines amongst uh
hospital well uh doctors i
think you
said and i said well hospital
workers
you know they're not exempt
from getting
the vaccine
and you said you think that
they just
kind of do a little wink wink
nudge
nudge i sign your form you sign
my form
yes uh one response so far so
far
uh as a hospital worker please
let jon
know these are done in a large
room with
eight to ten people
administering vaccines each
with a
laptop each recording it into
the
database no fudging
no shot no work we will be the
guinea
pigs
however in germany one of our
producers
who will remain anonymous as
well i want
to counter before you you go on
to
germany
uh that's the one response
we've got how
does that work though with
uh people who are out in the
sticks
i don't know when there's you
know two
doctor's offices in a small town
right well yeah i think that
that would
probably be easy to do
and then you take one of those
doctors
and then he goes into the big
city and
he's got his papers
i think you also have a lot of
doctors
who really buy into it john
it seems that way i'm sure
there's
plenty buying into lots of
stuff so
but there's plenty of doctors
that
obviously don't buy into it
those are
the ones that are taken off
youtube
correct so in germany actually
in many
eu countries it may actually be
i remember the netherlands
having it
they have what's called a
vaccine
passport
it's literally called a vaccine
passport
it was there when i was living
there so
it's not like something new
but it is kind of interesting
at this
point uh that the
term passport is uh coming into
vogue
the way it works is you have
kind of
like a like a cardboard report
card you
know it folds out
and on the inside it has all
these
different uh
entries so you can put it okay
this
vaccine that vaccine that
vaccine that
vaccine whatever the kid needs
throughout the kid's life and
adult life
and as proof next to each of
those
vaccines
is a sticker from the bottle uh
that the
vaccine was administered from
as a proof
of basically proof of purchase
proof of receipt that you've
received
this into your system
and one of our german producers
says my
wife's a doctor
in a neighboring country to
germany and
caught another doctor taking
the proof
of vaccine stickers from
common childhood vaccines such
as mmr
and bringing them into germany
i think there's going to be a
there's
going to be
maybe a little black market
going on the
vaccine stickers
that's one way of going yeah
uh and and i can understand why
there's
now a law mandating vaccines
in german schools if you uh if
you
actually
if you want to go then you have
to have
the have to have the vaccine
when it's
available when it's available
is the big
question
um fauci on a podcast which i
couldn't
find quick enough to clip it
claims
uh russia's vaccine and its
claim of
efficacy is bogus uh so i guess
we need
to get
the modern guys moving a little
bit
faster
gotta rock and roll and
um we have well before i get to
the
therapeutics
it's very clear where we're
going to
take it next the news media has
already
been
notified in fact in this
supercut which
one of our producers put this
super cut
together
uh it's hard to do super cuts
actually
and uh so i tighten it up a
little bit
just to make it somewhat
snappier
so he recorded all of these
himself and
i'm i think that's very cool
except the actual topic what
we're
looking forward to is
not so cool well as the battle
against
covet 19 continues it's
also time to get ready for flu
season
and this year there are
concerns about a
possible
twin endemic they're calling it
a
potential twin democ the
coronavirus
pandemic still going strong
at the same time flu season is
approaching a new term you
could be
hearing more this fall
twindemic and she says the
earlier we
get our flu shots the less
likely we'll end up in a twin
democrat
the earlier you get that shot
the sooner you have immunity
this year
with the coven 19 pandemic
expected to
coincide with flu season
doctors say the
concern over a possible
twindemoc underscores the need
for
people to get the flu vaccine
do you know the term twindemic
it's what
they're calling a
twin democrat so tom a twin
dynamic is
exactly how it sounds
i want to ask you more but is
twindemk a
new word did we just make this
up or
have we
experienced or used the term
twindemic
in the past as far as i know i
think
it's made up
so it's specially coined for
what we're
going through but but
it's coined i think based on
the latin
for where the pandemic comes
from so
what yeah what yeah that was
interesting
i
and i left that in there for
for us to
discuss what does she mean
does that mean because the
latin for
twin i guess is gemini or
something
but there's chimera could
chimera which
could could she mean
a chimera no what she means is
she's a
moron oh thank you for i'm
thinking way
too high level
how so it's just full of crap
there's
what's latin got to do with
taking the
word twin for two
and adding the second half of
the word
pandemic to demick
or epidemic for that matter
whatever you
want to use maybe she's talking
about
the demick
part may have a latin root
but no
no matter we we did get an
interesting
end of show possibility
as far as i know i think it's
made up
then there's a possibility
and a show i said well i have
one i must
throw it out at you well i have
a
separate
several if you want to do that
if you
want to check it out we might
as well
okay what do you got
i got stealth stealth
or stealth totally stealth oh
that's
right
trump talking about the f-35
let me see
what else do i have i have
uh this one
data is our friend
i have this one i'm not serious
about
what i'm doing
then i think probably one of
the better
ones donald trump is stealing
the
election
i kind of like that
okay i think that's the one
that's the
one okay exactly now
so uh we have the twin devin
coming up
and this is an obvious push for
more
don't forget children you think
that
you're going to wait
for the covid19 vaccination
ho ho we have a bottom line we
have
shareholders
we need you to still go out and
get your
flu shot supply
is said to be very healthy this
year in
fact many companies have been
ramping up
their production
there could be as many as 15
percent
more supply
millions of more doses that
have been
produced by by the vaccine
drug developers just to meet
the demand
that is expected
doctors and pharmacies are
expecting
higher demand and vaccine
makers are
increasing production
some up to 15 percent so we do
expect
there should be sufficient
supply
one more reason to get your flu
shot
early dr wheeler said
is to avoid the crowds it is
one thing
you cannot do remotely
so why not get it done early
and avoid
the lines
not only are flu shots already
available
at many pharmacies some like
cvs are
letting you do all the paperwork
online so you just show up with
your
mask on get your shot
and help prevent another
airborne virus
from taking hold
the vaccine will be coming
available
within the next few weeks in
places like
lewis drug
and high v pharmacies or even
offering
drive up flu shots
go get your shots kids we got
we got a
quarter to make we can't have
i'm sure they saw this and
there's not
saying one thing about the fact
that if
we're all gonna walk around
these masks
all the time that the
flu season should be very mild
well all the way up shall do
anything
they're going to keep you from
getting
the flu
here's here's how i'm tying the
two
together
they they launched the made-up
word
twindemic
it's not a medical term that was
admitted so they launched that
they say literally you'll
probably be
here but stop
stop hey who's they
the new the news the news
people you
just heard in that clip
then the second thing is i'd
like to
know the genesis of this
some one person you interrupted
me as i
was about to tell you
oh you have it okay i know it's
so
obvious
again if you listen to the clip
you hear
them say oh you're going to
hear this is
a new word oh boy this is a
word g
these were all local stations
start to
start to ring any bells
this is a bye this is a media by
they came they made up the word
twindemic
because they need to sell the
current
vaccine
twindemic you got to get both
one's not
good enough
fine you can say this and i
agree that
somebody did this but it's not
just a
generalized they
that's a person it's a one far
pharma
company yeah well i don't know
which one
are you guys with a lot of good
ideas
yes
exactly this is just like let's
find out
who it is
well who makes the flu vaccine
there's a
couple of them aren't there
well that's a good question
since we've
dropped the ball on the flu
vaccine oh
let me see uh sanofi it's gotta
be one
of them it's got to be one of
their pr
ages
here's what i think is going
about this
sort of thing this
twindemic phrase somebody is
itching
because i know these guys
somebody is
itching to be
found out and take credit for
this term
so okay maybe maybe foutshield
and i haven't heard those guys
say it so
this is not true this is not a
medical
term
he's not creative he can't even
say
brolf but
he is the man that says you
gotta go out
and you've gotta
you've gotta get your flu
vaccine this
is this is an
industry issue i'm sure they're
flipping
i'm gonna make it my
over the next of three months
i'll give
myself three months i can't get
myself
longer all right
to find out the exact person
who came up
with this bull crap
good to be here bro okay
well uh they're doing it uh
here's what they're doing
massachusetts
a flu shot will be required
for all students in
massachusetts the
department of public health
just announcing this that all
children
from the age of
six months to those enrolled in
college
must
receive an influenza vaccine by
december
31st in order to attend school
in
january
exemptions apply to students
with
medical or religious reasons
and those
who are home schooled
and higher education students
who are
completely off campus
state health officials say this
new
requirement is an important
step to
reduce
flu-related illnesses and the
overall
impact of respiratory illness
during the
covet 19 pandemic
never let a crisis go to waste
let's
push it
this is the dream this is just
did she say that i mean i'd
almost want
to hear that whole thing again
because
i think she said that this
includes
students who are not
on campus and they're out in
the stick
someplace yeah yeah remote what
do they
need a shot for
in order to attend school in
january
exemptions apply to students
with medical or religious
reasons and
those who are homeschooled
and higher education students
who are
completely off campus
officials say this new
requirement is an
important step to reduce
flu-related illnesses and the
overall
impact of respiratory illness
during the
kobit 19 pandemic
i remind us of the the goldman
sachs
um back in 2009 or 10
the goldman sachs medical
financial
conference where
all the everyone was there
saying
vaccines it's the future
you're making people buy
something when
they're not sick
and look at all the vaccines
where now
kids are up to 60 or 70
before before they're before
they're
even teenagers
and uh this is it's a big this
is a big
money maker this flu vaccine
this is big
big money so they need to have
people not sitting around
waiting and at
the same time kind of you know
get them all primed and pumped
for uh
for the covid vaccine
and so they tie them together
twindemic
oh
twin there's no evidence
scientific it's
just crazy uh okay
now uh what we do have is saudi
arabia
um safety outcome
of their their their
hydroxychloroquine
zinc study approved therapeutic
protocol
for outpatients uh
ivor merc ivermecity ivermecitin
i-v-e-r-m-e-c-t-i-n
uh this is also something
that's been on
the market forever
and could have a similar effect
to the
hydroxychloroquine you still
need the
zinc and your
oh no wait this is the is this
instead
of
instead of the z-pack i think
now
there's just this just more
um more options coming out
the most entertaining is
certainly
the one that the my pillow
founder and
ceo mike lindell
tried to promote and and i
don't think
he really need to promote it
but try to get some attention
for it to
save people's lives
it is um made by a company
called
phoenix biotechnology
it's oleandrin extract which is
i think
a flower
so it's yeah it's basically it's
basically and there's all kinds
of proof
of that working or
people who believe it's not an
fda thing
it's like a supplement
you know it could it could be
what and
alex jones sells for all i know
but he believes it he got i
guess ben
carson to take a look at it
and uh carson said and carson
has some
credibility so yeah it looks
like that
looks like that's the real deal
and uh
he's he invested
uh in the company to help them
and is on
the board and i think this guy
does come from a good place but
he knows
how to sell stuff on television
when he has control of the
message not
when you go
on anderson pooper you don't
have a
medical background
you're not a scientist unlike
dr bill
gates
yet you're claiming this
substance which
has not been studied in any
meaningful
way can cure
covid and you have a financial
stake in
the company
you would profit from it if
this is
being sold widely
morally is that right i love
that
really anderson you mean like
uh us
paying the
vaccine companies in advance
and they're
still going to go make money
for it
morally morally is that right
anderson
morally
please and i just love that you
have no
credentials mine
now there is no peer-reviewed
study
there is
a uh a pre-print which you know
when it was a pre-print for the
modern
vaccine everybody was all
jacked and
jitty
but now it's you know lindell
is like a
trump guy now
well you know i was contacted
on easter
sunday after
you know that i've told the
whole
country to pray up for the
answer for
this pandemic and
and the uh it's a great
administration
has has had me anything i hear
out there
about
whether it be good sanitizers
or cures
or anything to bring it back to
the task
force
so this guy called me on easter
sunday
and said he had an answer to
the virus
and uh i reached out to my
friend
secretary carson who's on the
task force
and he's a doctor and he looked
into it
all got everything from the
company
and he said this is the real
deal it's
been tested by over a thousand
people to
be saved
medical school wait a minute
stop what's
up
there's no public peer-reviewed
studies
about this there's no there is
there's
no other
trials that have been published
anywhere
yeah the their safety test that
was done
in 2016 for
over a thousand people that
it's safe to
take and if
the only study or report out is
is a one
report from the university of
texas
that was a pre-print study and
that was
only involving
cells in in a test tube no
there's been
there's been human studies
absolutely human studies
where are these human studies
don't you love this this is so
nuts
why aren't they publicly
reviewed out
there why aren't they been peer
reviewed
well the the thousand people
are out
there i don't know if you can't
find it
i'm not i'm i'm not a medical
doctor i
just know that ben carson who's
on the
task force
he brought it to the president
going
ben carson has in the past you
know been
paid
to promote supplements and got
in
trouble for it back in 2015
so he has a track record on
that you are
telling people that this cures
covid
you have no studies to prove it
and
you're saying a thousand people
when i seen the train wreck a
thousand
people that it was safe that's
all
right okay if you've seen this
where is
it
where is
sir you said you've seen this
test where
is it
so poor mike and what was he
thinking
it just makes no sense well you
know i
know what he was thinking he's
very con self-confident with
self-made
million billionaire for all i
know right
and he was from
pillows and sales pitches and
he's not
no agenda listener he's naive
and he
went on there thinking they're
going to
help him
promote this just good for
mankind
you know herb and
he got the right pulled out
from owner
because he was he wasn't
thinking
he had no knowledge to to know
better
he needs to just feel sorry for
guys who
would get ambushed by the media
yeah
well i mean he i thought he
would have a
little more savvy than to let
himself
get ambushed like that
but he it's futile it's futile
it's
futile because that's totally
futile
this is a few types
yes australia australia has made
and new zealand they've made
this this
leap frog over a whole bunch of
stuff
we've already been through
and they're going straight to
where it
counts there will be um
strong you know them i suspect
the
majority of australians will get
vaccinated
and then there will be a strong
public
view
that those who choose not to get
vaccinated
need to um there needs to be
some sort of in incentive stick
perhaps through the current
programs
including no jab no pay
to make that happen so i think
that is a
a very reasonable
interpretation of what
um the pm had to say
today again looking at specific
things
like not being able to
um go into restaurants not
being able to
travel internationally
screwed they got the incentive
stick
yeah the incentive is the
tattoo you
have you get a tattoo with a
number and
don't
on your forearm and don't you
dare the
number of your vaccination
number
don't you dare think you slaves
of the
prison colony don't you think
you can
get away with it
the feds are everywhere police
are
preparing to launch their
aerial arsenal as part of a
crackdown on
covert rule breakers
high-powered drones
will be used to find people not
wearing
masks
and cars too far from home
over the next week victoria
police will
dispatch drones
they'll be keeping a watch on
synchilde
and port melbourne beach
making sure skate parks and
playgrounds
remain empty
and for those who head to the
park a
mask
is a must or at least a face
covering
police have also been using
drones to
guard the new south wales border
there's no escaping this
high-powered
aerial arsenal
it can be flown for seven
kilometers the
camera is
infrared and it's so clear it
can read a
vehicle's number plate
from 500 meters away it doesn't
really
bother me i'm doing the right
thing so
i've got nothing to hide
i have nothing to hide i'm a
rule
follower don't worry about me
and of course these drones are
manufactured in china
sending some data back home you
know
about rule followers
all this bull crap about the
schools and
we know a couple of teachers
here and
it's they
they if they always there's no
plan this
but that's why i keep hearing
there's no
plan we don't have a plan
they expect some plan to come
down and
be created for the
individual school well this
opened the
school to have a class
this is what i'm realizing that
sadly many teachers today don't
have the
skills or the creativity to
come up with
a plan
they are rule followers okay
got my
curriculum
got my google classroom got my
chromebooks here's what i do i
follow
and that's it's been forced
that way
through initiatives such as
common core
but also
commentared and they're just
they don't
have the capacity to put a this
there's
no
entrepreneurial spirit by these
people i
just don't think they have it
it's not what they do anymore
they don't
think there's no box to think
out of
they're just in it sitting in
it all the
time tell us what to do
we need the plan and the plan
needs to
come from the administrators the
administrators
like i don't know a governor
you got a
plan
yeah that's what they keep
blaming trump
for yeah but he it's not his
business
every school is different
it's like what happened to
initiative
yeah well i don't think that i
don't
think they
it's like kids too you know
there's no
more initiative follow the
millennials
in particular
yeah well i was i oh man i had
some good
conversation with the
millennials i
have a front seat to some stuff
which is
fantastic
um but
you know these kids they come
out of
school whether they go to
college or not
but the college of the
worst and you know it's like
hey college
degree here's your 35
000 a year job so they're
disillusioned
they've got
debt they don't they hate they
hate the
system because they don't know
how to
get in it they don't know how
to do
anything with the system
politic it's
not easy
to get into politics and it's
so corrupt
there's so much money
go flying around and that's
just the
capitalist system somehow they
believe
something else will be better
so they're
just saying you know what i'll
give in
but the only way the kids today
can
participate in the political
process
is through celebrities
celebrities on
social media
they see this the whole dnc i
saw lots
of celebrities
clearly they must be influencing
something that's my way that's
the way
to be something in this world
is be like
them
well that would be uh that
would account
for the instagram celebrities
exactly exactly just the
fractal of of
the what we would call
at least us old fogies yeah
we'd call
real celebrities
yes household fogies i have
three other
things i learned from the from
the
millennials i'm gonna do a
little
rundown
every couple of weeks okay so
i've got
one
um the number one song
in the country number one video
anywhere
is uh
and maybe number one in many
countries
is cardi b
which i sent you the clip so
you could
take a look at it yeah it's
gross
yeah yeah yeah but the
millennials i
mean
i would say it comes as close
to being
uh satanical and disgusting
as anything i've ever seen it
is a v
that's actually not taken down
i'm just even allowed to be i
mean it's
just it's just
it's just something about it is
makes
your skin crawl
uh well the lyrics are quite
interesting
you know if you if you eat my
ass you're
a bottom feeder i mean there's
a lot of
weird stuff in there but the
millennials
two female millennials said to
me
yeah oh you know what's the
difference
between this and the crap we've
been
hearing from male rappers for
20 years
then i had no answer to that
because
it's just as bad
just as bad so
and it's what the kids want man
the kids
want this crap
it's it's deranged but it
doesn't matter
if it's male or female that's
what they
want
um oh and then actually my my
favorite
from the millennials
was i what do you think's going
on with
the with the usps the postal
service
they know exactly what's
happening this
is trump
and trump bet they do trump
they didn't even say it's about
the
election that's what's so
interesting not at all this is
about
trump
he wants to privatize the post
office
that that horrible man that's so
capitalist of him
and they have a plan to help
save the
post office and they set it in
unison
by stamps
what in order to save the post
office
the millennials
are telling each other to go
buy stamps
well they can all become stamped
collectively
that just tickles me pink man i
love
that
advice stamps uh
then a final i think kind of
final piece
of data i have
on the changes in work habits a
buddy of
mine
uh who's in dallas has a his
own it firm
and he does uh all i t stuff for
for large companies and i was
talking so
what are the changes you're
seeing
and the first thing he said is
that um
every company that he is
servicing right
now
is in the process or has
already reduced
their real estate portfolio by
40 percent 40 in anticipation
of having
a
huge homework force
in place they already have that
in place
of course
interesting the the remaining
real
estate they have
will be increased you're not
talking
about residential then
now i'm talking about offices
companies
with offices yeah okay that's
different
i'm sorry that's what i meant
so the
company's uh commercial real
estate is
what you mean
yes yeah yeah and in well what
i said is
these companies
they have reduced their real
estate
portfolio by
40 what uh they're also doing is
they're uh reconfiguring what
they have
left and
all you know where you had like
a 200 by
200 space
that's now going to uh 275 or
300.
for now i used to give a speech
in
the 90s about telework
at the point they changed from
telecommuting somebody dreamed
of the
word telework and that's the
word you're
supposed to use when that took
place i
was giving a bunch of these
speeches
talking about
how these offices are stupid
and what's
the point and all the rest of it
and i gave this speech for so
long
promoting telework
that i actually stopped giving
this
speech because nothing was
happening it
wasn't going to happen
and now because of this it
seems to be
re-energized this whole
notion to the point where
they're
actually taking action
this is a disaster well i asked
him very
specifically about the human
aspect of
it
and and the performance aspect
so the
human aspect
he says is very interesting
what has
happened culturally it used to
be
if you were not in the office
you would
do everything to make sure no
one
caught you so if you were
outside and
someone heard a bird chirp
on the conference called like
busted
what are you doing
and so that is now changed
where you
know there's
all kinds of examples of
conference call
business calls a kid comes in
mommy i
got a poop
you know that kind of stuff and
now it's
still seen as kind of endearing
it's endearing and uh but he
says the
pendulum swang so far it's it's
coming
back and people will have to
professionalize
um and i said well how about
performance
and it's kind of unfair to ask
him how
these companies measure
performance he
said well
uh the call center guys are of
course
able to measure their
performance
very uh very accurately because
they
have
all the data you need to see
how things
are going with with their with
their
workers
productivity is up it's up
uh on call centers and he says
the
feeling he gets from all his
clients
in general productivity is up
and i said
why
uh his answer was somewhat
surprising
he says workers from home are
very aware
that their companies are
tracking them
when they log in
what you know what they're
doing and so
it it
it acts as an incentive to get
your shit
done
and i thought that was
fascinating
because it's just another
version of the
ah i know i know facebook is
tracking me
but look at all the great stuff
i get
for free it's okay
so people are kind of
negotiating that a
little bit and it's in their
heads
again i'll go back to my
speeches and
the s-i-i-s-a wrote for the
cosmic weenie on the uh working
from
home yeah
when purp when people for just
the and i
think this is a problem that's
not being
discussed and wasn't should be
discussed
when you first start working
from home
you're always more productive
uh because you don't know how
to work
from home it's just you're
incompetent
sure
and so you do it you actually
work a
little harder you're a little
more
paranoid about you know
not having this opportunity to
last very
long and all these things
so you do you your the
productivity
always goes up
yeah and then it and then after
a while
it
we don't know what happens
because this
hasn't been kept as a long-term
experiment except for people
who are in the field all the
time and
are used to being working from
home and
they know what the
how they should pace themselves
it's a
pacing problem or anything it
seems to
me
so so that i've i've always
felt working
from home is a way to improve
productivity in almost any
company
well life is so it's not a
surprise
no but but things are going to
change
really drastically i think
yeah well it's not this
something about
it is uh
i've kind of changed my mind
about the
the idea i think uh
the people used to harp on well
there's
a team
work aspect you know you got
you you
work with a bunch of people
and you have to work together
and yes
and it most businesses
it's like a team and you did
this you
can't be a team if nobody ever
sees each
other
right well interesting you say
interesting you say that
because the
number one
uh integration he's doing these
days is
literally microsoft teams
he says and those guys they are
just
flooding the market
they're throwing everything in
the
kitchen sink in there
just to have market share uh
they can't
he says
anyone who's using slack all the
startups he said the startups
have
they they're using different
pieces they
plug it together you can't get
them off
slack it's religion
but he says microsoft teams
they are
just flooding the zone
and giving away great deals for
for
corporations and they will
probably win
some version of whatever the
you know zoom i think is
probably not a
long-term
uh stock play i guess unless
you're
short
i don't think that's going to
go so well
well yeah i like the idea that
you throw
a sports term in because i
heard that
this term has been thrown
around i've
been hearing it what term did i
use i
don't know i want you to
explain it
because you used it
okay and not that i'm calling
you out or
no
but when you said flooding the
zone what
does that mean
oh interesting uh i think it
comes from
basketball
i have no idea no okay i have
no idea
where is it it's a football
term it is a
football term okay where you
have a zone
defense and you have some area
that you
want to uh
over over protect you flood the
zone
with extra players
gotcha but people have been
saying this
constantly on tv and elsewhere
his own flooding the zone
interesting
and like every time i hear it
i'm
thinking i wonder if this guy
even has a
clue why he's
saying that well uh i i can
give you a
little uh
fun uh rundown of noodle gun
changes
made to the uh
uh see what is this this has to
be now
i'm trying to think which
uh which which sport is this
i guess it's maybe maybe it's
just for
the electronic sports so they're
changing terms like
auction or draft so the draft
uh that term will now be
changed to
salary cap
the price of a player will be
changed to
salary because of course you
know
you can't put a price on a
black man's
head wait go back to that what
would you
what
did start over okay so i'm not
sure if
these are
across the board in sports or
someone
sent it to me so i don't know i
just got
it this morning
um and it's about changes to
vocabulary
in the sporting world
so the changes that are have
been
changed are being proposed to
be changed
and i i don't know which sport
it is i
don't know shit about it but i
have this
list
so the old term where you talk
about
drafting a player
draft is no longer going to be
used it
will be salary cap
price no it won't i'm just
telling you
what it says
but then no those two terms are
completely discrepant that's
the problem
price the salary cap refers to
the
overall
budget that a team is allotted
by the
league generally speaking by
rule
it's got nothing to maybe maybe
maybe
maybe i'm misreading that one
but maybe auction let me
because it's
they have draft in parentheses
auction
could that be turned into a
salary cap i
have no idea i have no idea
this is nuts
we live in a crazy age let's
move on
price i think some guy's
buffalo from
yahoo news
price becomes salary
owner or ownership becomes
manager
owned becomes rostered
cost becomes average salary the
winning
bid
you won like this is all for
draft stuff
uh becomes signed the bid
it becomes you see it's taking
away all
these slave like
terms that sick people put
together in
their head
well they these people need to
see get a
therapist well you're going to
be
watching it on tv
so it's coming no matter what
you want
it's all coming everything's
changing
then i wanted to just
before we get into some other
fun stuff
one to close the door on the
shadow gate
for our producers mainly
because it's
the most emailed
link to me um very interesting
of course
how you have this
so-called documentary and i
think we
both agree there's not really
anything
super new in it it's it's a
nice compendium of things um
i like the although no proof i
like the
idea that the obama phone was
uh was wrapped up in it and like
it could you know i have to
make a
comment we didn't make and i
hate to do
it because i don't want to be a
sexist
but millennial millie or
whatever she
calls herself is incredibly
photogenic
she is she is and
i think millie is really millie
and her
whole crew really the producer
and
everyone around that i think are
kind of victims in this you
need to know
that uh infowars and alex jones
severed all their all
relationships with
them uh
two days ago over this
documentary
well i'm because of the
documentary well
okay so the so
the meme that's out there that
even some
people who made this
documentary it's not a
documentary um
they believed that the deep
state was
trying to stop it from getting
out
and that's why they didn't get
it out
they barely were lucky to get
it out
millie got arrested
and alex jones is deep state
and that's
why he wants nothing to do with
him
anymore
that's that's the story and
that's what
people are believing i just
want to give
you my view
i may be wrong uh but i've done
i did
quite a bit of work
into and background really on
two of the
players
millie um and uh this tory
uh who is really the main focus
of uh of
of the whole video now millie
it just comes from some kind of
troubled
past
she dated apparently the girls
gone wild
guy joe francis so
i don't think we have to say
much more
that millie may have had some
bad
experiences
and she's probably just a
really sweet
girl and but i think she's
being taken
advantage of and
after listening i watched the
whole
video again
and i listened to two episodes
of this
story t-o-r-e
um and she has a very you know
you try
and look into her
there's no evidence that she
had any
ndas with companies that have
expired
and therefore she can
say all this stuff and
everything she
had the seth rich server
and then she didn't have it and
the cops
want her she's very well versed
in
legal terms and likes to say
i'm suing
you my law
my legal team is ready she has
lawsuits
um city in north dakota is
still suing
her over some charity called
the uh magic city christmas
where she
had gofundmes and paypal
and uh she didn't have a permit
they
asked to get a permit
she didn't do it she tried to
get the
bank to sponsor a different and
she was
just sending out materials with
the
sponsors logos as if they had
agreed to
it
and she got called on it and
then she
tried to run for mayor there was
people protesting her becoming
a mayor i
have videos of her being a
doctor she's
dr
toure a phd from harvard uh
also she
got a purple heart and many
other uh
medals in her military service
which is
also not verifiable at all
um so she just has a whole
bunch of
stuff going on
until she could pass very
checkered past
now she shows up
in millie's life by her own
words around
february
she um now she's very good at
picking up
things and stringing them
together
she's a lot of things she says
just
they're not verifiable or true
at all
um i think she was using this to
increase her profile
um by the way she was doing her
so-called syndicated radio show
yeah she
they they played her for free
on red
state radio even those guys
kicked her
kicked her off they want
nothing to do
with it because she's trouble
and i also think that she may
have
somehow manipulated this arrest
because
she was well or weird aware of
the
situation
with millie and her mother it
was a
domestic disturbance that's why
someone
has to be arrested
but she's now she had this
whole call on
her podcast with millie and
she's crying
millie's like okay yeah
and she's oh i don't want to
play it
what i do want to play
is her next victim her next
victim um
who she's been grooming and
this is all
just me i have no
no evidence whatsoever just my
feeling i
know people i've been around
i've been
grifted myself
um now she's sucking up to the
uh
new um candidate for uh
representative in the in
congress the
laura loomer what you need to
understand
is that laura loomer
she's gonna fix this two ways
she's
gonna fix it
she's gonna file a lawsuit and
you'll be
like well okay let her file a
lawsuit
against jack dorsey whoop do
you do it's
not gonna be against jack dorsey
if time traveling tory remembers
correctly
i'm just joking um it'll
probably be
something like uh youtube
instagram or
facebook
and it won't be for like
millions of
dollars it's gonna be historic
it's gonna be like billions
three to
five billion and i'll be like
hey can i
like join in because
i'd like to buy a house so that
i can
live right next to you so we
can like
hang out all the time in
washington dc
and you're going to be like but
she
doesn't live in washington
guess what
guys
this woman she's going to
congress and
i'm going with her
she is going to congress
because she is
going to change the world
as you know it and you're going
to be
like dory that's crazy
yeah i see a lot of things that
may
sound a little bit off but you
know
maybe they'll come out and
you'll be
like oh maybe tori was right
she does a lot of this yeah you
know i i
started parlor
i got laura on there yeah she
i'm not
verified because laura hasn't
time to
send the email to get me
verified
it's all crap this is not a
whistleblower who worked in
some deep
deep state operation
recruited by the brennan people
herself
as she said
all the things she put were in
there i
think are probably true
but she's not some magical uh
some
magical person who just all of
a sudden
comes along and hears this
treasure
trove
no no so i'm closing the door on
shadowgate no one else has to
contact me
about it it's
it's disappointing very
disappointing
but i feel bad for millie and
her crew
and her producers and her
boyfriend and
their mom and her kids and
everybody
i think this tory woman is just
bad news
bad news
what's interesting that you
point out
that she's glommed on to laura
loomer
who's actually made a
uh a move politically which is
something
i never expected from her
because she
was mostly a uh
a prankster and i think she's
been
around this is the type of
person who
who
hovers around people and by the
way her
full name is
tori uh maras
lindemann l-i-n-d-e-m-a-n-n
yeah laura won her primary in
florida
that she could get in
yeah and and she doesn't need uh
well the problem that she's
gonna this
woman's gonna run into is that
once laura gets to washington
and the
professional staffers she has
this staff
for office
and you don't staff your office
with a
bunch of hangers on
no well trump did in the
beginning i
think he learned his lesson too
yeah you get uh you end up with
professionals who
who basically are in washington
dc all
their lives
on different staffs of different
congressmen and they do they are
democrat group in a republican
group
very seldom do they cross over
although
they do that the high
the high super high end guys
and they're
you know expensive she'll get
those guys
and they're just gonna rouster
so that'll be the end of that
let's hope
anyway i'm saying this more for
the kids
who are doing this
you know this this woman she
saw the
budget
she the whole documentary
became about
her she orchestrated this whole
thing
everything that's in there she
got the
crazy guy who wrote the book 20
years
ago she's very good she's very
good
but please this is there's a
lot to
worry about
but this is not one of them
this is not
one of them by the way it was
funny i
got a
an email this morning from the
marketing
director of
chi os which is the
uh the mobile operating system
that
powers the flip phone
which i've been using yeah
you're the
big promoter you're the number
one
guy you're the celebrity
promoter of the
film
so here's the problem so they
got a hold
of you yeah
he said hey i heard you talk i
said i
heard john rogan and i hear you
talking
about this is fantastic
even though we really tried to
sell this
as um
you know a starter device for
people who
don't have a lot of money and
just want
some basic functionality
we're seeing the value thank
you seeing
the value of this as so a detox
phone is
what they're calling it
and like yeah i think i think
i've
probably sold about a hundred
of them on
the through the show i think
lots of
people went out and bought one
when i
started talking about it
and here comes the downside of
our model
he's like well you know we
could hire
you as an ambassador
i'm like no you can't you can't
so why not because then i'm not
credible
with any other product
i don't know oh please no
no it's not it's not right it's
not
right oh
brother well hey i'm open to
proposals
if
you have some hybrid kind of way
i don't know it just feels kind
of weird
you know what i'm going to talk
about
the phone
on the show and be getting paid
for it
that's the problem you talked
about the
phone on the show when you talk
about
that you don't
go on and on if you already
made your
point about the phone
i don't think you're going to
need to
talk about the phone the show
but if you
wanted to be an ambassador
which would
be outside the show
yeah or i could do it or
personally how about this i
could just
say hey i don't know man we got
producers from all over the
place
you know if you want to send
some you
want to send a donation to the
show you
know what to do
that's the other way of doing it
either i don't think that's
what the id
that's his idea no of course
it's not
his idea i mean i'm
game for that yeah sure because
then i
get half of your ambassadorship
income but which is fine with
me but you
have to wear the sash i'm
thinking
that's a couple of things one
for your
profile it's not a bad idea to
be out
there as you know
holding a phone in it in a tv ad
uh or doing something uh
promoting the
idea
okay here's the way i would
look at it
ah here we go yes we're on
fine night he comes to me as i
go yeah i
know you're genius
you're a huge massive advocate
of the off-the-grid uh
lifestyle i am
what better way than to get paid
to do this to a larger audience
that is
completely outside the show
these are people mostly that
will not
listen to agenda and you might
actually
drag a few
customers into the no agenda
family in the process it would
be a win
win
no one's gonna give a crap and
this
nonsense about oh
oh you know this idea that you
might be
able to explain
anything did i sound like that
that's what your psyche sounded
like
it's like i won't be able to
promote no
one will trust me anymore it's
nonsense i didn't say that
i'll give you this first of all
first of
all stop i did not say
no one will trust me that's not
what i
said but that's what you
received
you said something along those
lines
okay now i'm waiting here's an
example
what i always
the way i always approach this
sort of
thing uh in the
in the united states the uh if
you work
for a publication and you want
to in the
and some
company like samsung for
example wants
to take you on a
junket literally a junket to
korea
to look at one of their fabs
uh you're supposed to go through
channels and you're supposed to
you're supposed to newspaper
you can't
let them pay for anything
and this is all part of the new
york
times uh ethics uh
listings you can do and they
can't do
and the way i but in europe and
i found
this out during a drunken in
europe
all i talked to all the guys
that were
at pc mag uk and other
journalists and
all these different magazines i
know a
lot of them
in europe brits mostly oh
that's crazy
why should
why should your company be
paying to
send you
all the way to korea to look at
their
factory they should be sending
you
themselves because it doesn't
make any
sense otherwise
you're just wasting money to go
look at
somebody's factory and then
you're
supposed to write about it one
way or
the other
uh it doesn't make any sense
and that
was that that's the european
approach to
this same exact
dilemma the united states
approaches
because the new york times says
it's bad
and the new york times can say
that
because they have a huge budget
they
send people all over the place
and little newspapers and
magazines
can't afford to
but they feel obliged not to
because
they can't afford it and they
don't let
the company send them
well i used to always take
these things
up and i'd make a large a big
stink
about no you're not paying to
send me
samsung is paying to send me
because i'm
not getting it why should you
waste your
money sending me to korea so
samsung
extends me i go over there and
i'll
write a scathing review
of some article because i'm
urged about
the whole thing anyway
and i always tell other writers
they say
look you get sent on a junket
to some
place
you might as well just say what
you
think because they're never
going to
invite you back
because they got you over there
the one
time they're never going to
send you
twice
so it's not like you're going
to all of
a sudden be on their payroll
it's never
going to happen okay okay
okay so my point you know what
my point
is my point is that
you can still be honest and
take this
ambassadorship
okay i wish we had had this
conversation
years ago when i was offered the
ambassadorship for the
microsoft zune
that was supposed to evoke a
laugh a
little bit sooner than that i
can't
believe how long it took for
the punch
line to hit
crap geez because i first heard
the word
zoom then you realized that's
the
question that's why they
took i said what the fuck is
microsoft's
zoom
and then and then i said oh zoo
all right all right i'll um
i'll keep
the dialogue open
i will report back we'll see
what
happens should be interesting
hey free phones for everybody
put money
in your pocket
i know it's like i'm so against
money
all right i think that's about
all i
have for the uh for the
important uh
updates but we have a lot more
to talk
about
um and i figured we should talk
to press
conferences
or can i do at least a calendar
yeah
yeah you can do you're you're
on you're
up baby
flood the zone jcd i'm gonna
flood the
zone
all right uh there was a couple
of press
kaylie gave a press conference
followed
by a trump press conference and
i
thought that was peculiar
and so she comes out and she
kaylee
comes out
like in the morning and then
trump comes
out in the afternoon same press
room
same people
i only have two kaylee because
one is
the opening attack she has
she comes on like gangbusters
nobody
asks her a thing about what she
says by
the way
to go on and on about these
idiosyncrasies about trump said
this or
trump said that what did he mean
so but let's listen to her
opening her
opening this
trump kailey opening hello
everyone
where is nancy pelosi the house
is in
recess
house and senate democrats left
town
after failing to compromise and
make a
deal
to provide relief to the
american people
while nancy pelosi and her
colleagues
went home
this president remained hard at
work
president trump took executive
action
including stopping evictions
providing unemployment
insurance pausing
student loan payments
cutting the payroll tax which
put money
in the pockets of all americans
democrats apparently were
unable to
stick around to make a deal
now suddenly democrats will be
rushing
back to washington
but why the answer the united
states
postal service
it's a stunning turn of events
democrats
went home after accomplishing
nothing
no deal on stimulus checks no
deal on
small business relief
no deal on eviction protections
the
concerns of everyday americans
were not the concerns of
democrats on
capitol hill
so where is nancy pelosi she
and her
democrat colleagues will be
back in
washington soon to pursue their
latest
manufactured crisis
the postal service democrats
denied a 10
billion dollar offer for the
u.s postal
service
by this president before they
went on
recess but now they're back to
pursue
the latest democrat
manufactured crisis
it's sad but it's clear where
democrats
priorities stand
and with that i'll take
questions
okay well she rolls through a
bunch of
lame questions she goes on for
about a
half there is there is one
little
caveat i just wanted to place
about
those executive orders
um if this the that money that
she just
said that that was all there
is only if states apply for it
so they
have to
actually fill out the form and
say we
want this because it falls under
different regulations
and it's very interesting to
see who has
and has not applied i think
there's
10 or 11 states that have
applied um
texas has not applied i'm sure
that's a
pride thing and
south dakota also um and that's
a
gnome state right gnome what's
her name
noom um and so they also
declined uh
to uh which is interesting that
the
states say now we really don't
need any
federal help
we'll be okay and there's quite
a few of
them
yeah it's weird so uh anyway so
she
goes on to the whole thing
there's
nothing worth the crap
and but at the end we have her
leaving
she said this then she doesn't
even
berate the media or anything
she just
closes her books and lisa and
then so
all of a sudden just as she's
leaning
you can hear this in this last
clip
by heckler and i believe it was
acosta
jim acosta okay here we go
starts
yelling
i don't know why they allow
this it
seems to be
amateurish to allow this and
trump it
happens to trump too
so when they're walking off
they start
screaming at him uh they had
their
opportunity to get a question
and they
didn't get it in they get
called on
eventually they can ask it
eventually
but in this case we have kaylee
closing
the book
walking off the stage and then
you hear
in the back jim acosta
screaming at her
and i think it's him it's
either him or
john carl one of the two
because that's the voice they
have a
similar voice and it causes
screaming at
her as she leaves the room uh
and you can hear it and we can
see if
you can't hear we'll
discuss hold on i'm going to
make sure i
boost it because it looks on the
waveform looks a little low so
i'll give
it a little turbo boost alright
here we
do something about go on
american
soldiers oh jeez
they're still doing the
bounties on
american soldiers story
yeah jeez and they're you yeah
the
reason now
here's what i think i believe
that um that was screamed at
that point
because it was loud and was
much louder
than usual
right and it got on it got on
the air i
believe that's
to cover for the fact that
biden is
going to mention this
in his acceptance speech
so that yeah that would have
been acosta
those guys would know
those guys would know so
they're pretty
they're they're priming the pump
well they also primed the pump
with
trump with it with another
question
this was fantastic
oh no i got that too but but
let's go
but i want to play the trump
leaving the
stage oh okay
uh trump kind of pulled a
kaylee here he i'm this is the
end of
the trump then we'll go to q
and on
these two hecklers together
okay this is
trump presser
trump slams obama slams oh no
whoa you got butt slam
there's another heckler and the
hecklers
also i think is either acosta
or one of
the other guys
and it will be another point
that's that
biden's going to make in the
speech
virus came in the greatest
economy in
the history of the world and
now we're
doing it again i'm
gonna have to do it a second
time we're
doing it again hard to believe
we're doing very well you heard
the
numbers they're way way down on
the
on the virus but when you look
at the
kind of numbers that we're
producing on
the stock markets we're almost
at the
level in fact nasdaq
and s p are higher than they
were
at the highest point prior to
the china
virus coming and the plague
coming in now president obama
did not do
a good job and
the reason i'm here is because
of
president obama
and joe biden because if they
did a good
job i wouldn't be here
and probably if they did a good
job i
wouldn't have even run i would
have been
very happy
i enjoyed my previous life very
much but
they did such a bad job that i
stand
before you as president
thank you all very much
for some reason i focused on
the female
voice i could not hear no it
was a guy
yelling
170 000 dead
oh yeah yeah well that was all
over the
this past few days on the dnc
spectacle yeah they're talking
170 000
americans dead except michelle
obama
because when she pre-taped it
was only
150.
well now um
so back to the the trump uh
there's two
i got
a number of trump commentaries
one is on
the f35
which is a quick 26 second
thing and i
don't know where he's coming
from on
this f-35 but
most i thought somebody one of
our
military guys out there tell me
i'm
wrong
it's a turkey it's supposed to
be a turd
but he's all over it because
apparently
the saudis and the uae are
gonna buy it
oh crap one
of them he's happy to sell that
that
turkey
oh yeah yeah well let's listen
to the
trump on the f35 they're we're
getting
q anons at the end they would
like to
order quite a few f-35s it's the
greatest fighter jet in the
world as you
know by far
stealth totally stealth you
can't see it
makes it very difficult i was
asking a
pilot what do you think is
better this
one this one that one
talking about russian planes
chinese
planes
he said well the advantage we
have is
you can't see it
so when we're fighting they
can't see us
i see that sounds like a really
big advantage to me you know
the f-35
still can't fly in lightning
for whatever reason he can't do
anything
i think he would okay if he can
sell
that thing
good on him uh i got nothing but
complaints he's doing a good
job there
yeah all right
so the so he starts out he
starts off
right away on the uh on this
press
conference and this question
this is the
this is the first of two she
asked the
initial question then she does a
follow-up
the follow-up question is the
funny one
but let's listen to the q and on
uh question for trump um
during the pandemic movement
appears to be gaining a lot of
followers
can you talk about what you
think about that and what you
have to
say to people who are following
this
movement right now
well i don't know much about the
movement other than i
understand they
like me very much
which i appreciate but i don't
know much
about the movement
i have heard that it is gaining
in
popularity and from what i hear
is these
are people that
when they watch the streets of
portland
when they watch what happened
in new
york city in just the last six
or seven
months but this was starting
even four years ago when i came
here
almost four years can you
believe it
these are people that don't
like seeing
what's going on in places like
portland
and places like
chicago and new york and other
cities
and states and uh
i've heard these are people
that love
our country and they just don't
like
seeing it
so i don't know really anything
about it
other than
they do supposedly like me and
they also would like to see
problems in these areas like
especially
the areas that we're talking
about
go away because there's no
reason that
democrats can't run a city
and if they can't we will send
in all of
the federal
whether it's troops or law
enforcement
whatever they'd like we'll send
them in
we'll straighten out their
problem in 24
hours or less
okay okay i have a question
who asked that question who was
the
reporter because the reporter
the camera
honor i have no idea
this was a this was a setup
question
because
every single uh journalist
in the mainstream calls this
the q anon
conspiracy theory she said
q anon movement uh-uh that was
set up
there's not unless it's o-a-n
which also means it's set up
that was a
set up question
no journalist speaks of well
there's
plenty of
questions but it was a setup
for trump
but he knew it was coming
yes well now i'm sure of it
well i'm sure that it seemed to
me
because kaylee was asked about
this be
in the early morning
uh about q and on and she just
said no
you just have to ask the
president
she didn't even bother with it
uh
i don't know if this was done
so the
president could just posture a
little
bit
and say they like me and then
bitch
about the democrats running
cities and
the kids was like
i think he wanted a q a on
question and
he had well
an answer well prepared that's
a very
poor answer in my opinion but
and i
don't know if there's a will no
the next
one is nobody knows but this is
it'll
incite a lot of discussion
that's but
the question
it seemed to me that it wasn't
as set up
as the second one
well the second one was was
which was
perhaps the real setup
well the second question was
funnier and
yeah trump wouldn't address it
directly
because it was so crazy this
question
was
out there and so she follows up
same
woman follows up and i like i
said i
don't know who it was you can't
tell
because they're all wearing
masks
and i'm still waiting for our
troll oan
woman way in the back
the real gorgeous brunette and
i hate to
be sexist by saying that yeah
who takes
her mask off when she's
she's still cool she's a little
superstar she knows what she's
doing
she's got a good manager
that's she got trolls find out
who asked
that question what's wrong with
you
my goodness i think they're
gonna find
out but anyway so let's go to
the
follow-up question which is the
zinger
it is this belief that you are
secretly
saving the world from this
satanic
cult of pedophiles and
cannibals does
that sound like something
you are behind well i haven't i
haven't heard that but uh i'm
sorry hold
on
does she now say conspiracy
theory
you are secretly saving the
world from
this satanic
cult of pedophiles and
cannibals does
that sound like something
you are behind well i haven't i
haven't heard that but uh is
that
supposed to be a bad thing or a
good
thing
if if i can help save the world
from
problems i'm
willing to do it i'm willing to
put
myself out there and we are
actually
we're saving the world from a
radical
left
philosophy that will destroy
this
country and when this country
is gone the rest of the world
would
follow
it was this was such an
injection for
the movement john
q anon uh freaked out
it's true he knows
yes daddy says classic
satanic cult of pedophiles
and cannibals yeah that's the
that's
that's adrenochrome
yeah yeah and pizzagate and
eating
eating children and
drinking their blood and god
knows what
else
and i just like is that a bad
thing if
i'm doing that
i mean this was a true that was
the to
me the moment of the week
i agree we're just going to do
a clip of
the day for whoever that
reporter was
please pick up your prize at
the front
desk and let us know who you are
it was it was it made my day
that was so
funny because no one asked that
and all
of a sudden
and again i'm just suspicious
of the
movement
and the not the conspiracy
because it's
always said incorrectly
q anon is a conspiracy theory
no it's not movement is much
more
accurate it's much more
accurate but
is that actually does that
qualify as a
great question
you know it might i'm very
reluctant
is a great question comes
pretty damn
close
i tell you what you want to
take a break
where our hour and 17
in and uh i can't wait to see
what what
other last we've got coming up
so i'd
like to thank you for your
courage and
say in the morning to you the
man who
put the c
in the dnc john c
devorak well in the morning to
you mr
adam curry also in the morning
oh ships
to see boots on the ground feet
in the
air subs in the water and all
the dames
and nights out there
in the morning to the trolls
trolls you
be failing me i st oh
nbc reporter okay at least we
know
something it was an nbc
reporter which
is interesting we've got
1504 trolls in there four above
our
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one of the few podcasts
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and we have darin o'neill to
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which he
thinks will get his art chosen
every
time he got lucky
and he brought us uh the
artwork for 11
1269 we titled that one
pre-bunked it
was the deep state university
sweatshirt which i can only
think
would probably be something that
the no agenda shop guys would
be working
on i hope
because every everybody looked
at that
went oh my god i love that
hello we have a few people to
thank
um well oops i think did you
did you
i i was kind of looking for some
feedback did you like the uh
the art i
mean
you have nothing to say about
the art uh
i was
i was scrounging around for
something i
needed to talk about oh
okay uh yeah i liked the art a
lot i
thought the art was a good piece
and he's because it was one of
those
moments that o'neill comes in
when he
feels like he has to win
because he
didn't win last time
and he floods the zone
yes that's exactly what he does
there
was something you want
i remember you wanted to say
something
about the art from the last
show you said this needs to be
discussed
let me see
what if i can find anything
yeah there
was some i had a tip or as i
had a great
gripe maybe juicy i would say a
gripe
maybe is highly likely but i
don't uh i
don't know exactly what it was
seems to be griping there's a
lot of
skip logics we got
that wasn't it i don't um i
don't see
anything i mean it's so diverse
it's so
beautiful everybody should take
a look
no agendartgenerator.com
you can just print this stuff
out for
just just to have it it's so
some of
it's so pretty
you can probably uh get in
touch with
the artist and get a large
version of if you want and as i
mentioned
these things often show up at no
noagendashop.com they got their
own
thing going on they
help out the uh the artists and
the show
as well
and uh go look at it it's part
of a
valley for value darren thank
you so
much darren o'neill
flooding the zone with the art
for
episode 1269 no agenda
yeah here's my point it was i
did i
remember
uh because i'm looking at the
same
artist's piece for today which
is quite
nice
this artist did a bunch of
these false
information
error message looking things oh
yeah
they're like like your iphone
has never
been in the false information
see why you know the problem is
it looks
so much like a like an image
fail like a
real one
right that if it showed up on
the uh
yeah on the feed it would look
like the
image failed it would be it
looks too
it looks real sometimes you can
be too
realistic
i mean it looks like so that
was a um
that was a that was i just
wanted to
mention why that was
going to be picked whatever and
he did
four of them yeah
all right let's think uh
let's think the the people who
helped us
yes sir john rutter
is at the top of the list he
actually
has a full title
um
uh john rudder this is
and twenty 1008.22 cents from
wappinger
falls new york
sir uh i believe he's a he's a
baron or something or is this i
guess
not
anyway uh he writes a note in a
memo
form i might add
hi john and adam i might find it
attached to one thousand eight
dollars
and twenty two cents by
donation for my
lovely wife kelly
a few years ago she provided me
with the
title sir john black knight of
the
coventry that's who he is ah
so for her birthday on saturday
august
22nd i'd like to
her to become an insta-dame
dame nana
banana which her seven
grandchildren
fondly call her oh nice a lot of
grandkids
we have been regular listeners
since the
beginning when we used to
listen to
cranky geeks in the daily
source code
now she often asks when we get
in the
car if we have a new
download so we can listen to
the boys
yeah um happy birthday 8 22 and
welcome
her to the round table as dame
nana
banana
no karma but a couple of
jingles okay
sorry i should mention them
right
uh al sharpton's respect
followed by that's true okay
and a karma
no karma no karma oh there's no
specifically no karma go on
hardcore
here we go
r-e-s-p-i-c-t that's true
well thank you then it did
nothing for
the round table huh that's uh
just
straight up and down
nope nope this is all we got
okay yep
i got a domain name called
hypercrawl.com i wonder what
that is
what are you talking about
are you doing are you doing
like some
coding on the side
no i said what he said is that
hyper
cross is this is
part of his email address oh oh
noon's
next on the list from san ramon
california maybe he's got a
search engine that's uh hyper
crawl
crawlers
how about an email crawler
that's what
i'm looking for
lillian is going to do one shot
one shot
spams
lily noon from san ramon
california
comes in from
for a thousand dollars this
donation is
long overdue in honor of my
husband
edward noon
on our 46th wedding anniversary
please
deduce both of us
oh we can sir douchey yeah we
can
certainly do that uh
you've been you should probably
do two
since it is two people that's
only fair
you've been deduced
and i think their donation
qualifies for
a little extra
little extra touch good karma
she wants
for all listeners and supporters
and of course for yourselves
john and
adam so is that do we have any
uh
any titles that go with this i
mean
there's a thousand dollars
so that someone could be in
insta-dame
or insta night or no
maybe she'll get back i hope
she does it
myself i hope she does well
thank you
very much lillian
and edward you've got karma 46
years
together and they never had a
fight
christian leclair you want to
read this
one yeah 3 34
53 from australia so that is
probably
about eight thousand dollars
no it's five five hundred
uh australian dollar dues you
and get 344.53 for it but we
really
appreciate it first time donor
here
uh thank you for all you do to
keep our
migla small and our eyes open
the
this donation of 500 australian
adultery
dues is in honor of my drive to
get to
500 members of the political
party that
i've started
to contest the upcoming
queensland state
election
okay i've been dismayed at what
has
become of queensland and
australia as a
result of the covet 19 response
the destruction of our basic
human
rights and our economy is
something i
didn't think i would ever see
in my
lifetime similarly the absolute
lack of
questioning by the media or any
other
political party
is leading us down a dark path
towards
an orwellian nightmare
but it doesn't have to be this
way it's
always darkest before
dawn and we still have the most
powerful
tool of the people in our hands
our vote
however our vote means nothing
if our
only options are bad and worse
this is why it is critically
important
to get another voice in this
coming
election
we don't have much time to get
the party
registered i do not i cannot do
that
without 500 plus members
officially
registering the party
but we may actually have enough
people
to help you out the party
platform is
repeal coveted 19 laws restore
our
rights
renew queensland we must not
stand by
and watch our state and country
be
destroyed by the political lead
i ask
any queensland-based producers
to take
five minutes
to go to our website renee okay
renee wqld.org so r e
n e w q l d dot org
uh sign up today and share the
link if
you could include the website
link in
the show notes of course be
happy to do
that
uh sign up today slave he says
if we can
hit she's
he says if we can hit the 500
plus
members before august 22nd i
will donate
another 500 tonight the party
thanks christian uh renew qld
uh please d douche and
political karma
karma
political party goat karma and
so then
he has can you read those
jingles what
does he have
shut ups wait a minute my eyes
are
failing me
no no no no no hello
are you there oh yeah i need
some help
here
i said read it out for me man
oh i'm
sorry shut up slave no no no
and uh
little girl yay
oh okay that's all i was asking
for you
you're doing something else i
can
feel it i don't know what's
going on
you're doing something else
somehow
no no no no no no no no no no
no no no
no no no
no no no no hey
netherlands 333.33 many thanks
acd and
jcd for keeping us
uh for keeping as much soul
sane as
possible
ahead zen gekko tyjen
it's crazy we live in crazy
times and he
of course is uh earl of the
swiss alps
sir sander thank you oh that's
what they
we live in crazy times that's
that's a good one yeah it's a
heck of
time or we just say
huh
oh it's sorry that you need to
do you
need some jingle no no no we're
good
okay uh sir quistan in blyton
lincoln's shirt says lincoln's
shirt
isn't like
lincoln sure yeah making sure
lincoln's shirt lincoln's shirt
blighton
uh 333.33 out in the uk this
time i'll
remember to sign my knighthood
name
is on show 1261 i forgot those
drunk
donations are the best
donations just
the jobs karma for everyone out
there
sir questin you got it jobs
jobs jobs and jobs let's vote
for jobs
now we have the famous
restaurant tour
marco
schnepf exchange i can't
pronounce it
yeah okay 333 33s in zurich
um on eight eight twenty twenty
are
at 3.33 our human resource at 3
33 in
the morning i guess
ludwig odin schnepf was born
my scandinavian goddess and
myself are
incredibly happy and tired
my wife went for a long walks
during the
corona lockdown listening to
the best
podcast in the universe she's a
fan now
apparently she wasn't when this
began
thank you covid
we particularly enjoyed the
china
deconstruction and hope for
more clips
from kaylee
well served today today sure
please play
obama explaining the america
by the way the owner did so
they are
restaurant tours they got a
nice nice spot in uh in generic
please play obama explaining the
american dream
uh i have it i have it bye i
have it
and please send some restaurant
karma
and general karma for all
love and light green jelly and
carrots
to you
and such that we needed to
restore the
basic bargain
that made this country great
the basic
deal
that created the greatest
middle class
and the most prosperous economy
the
world has ever known
and it's a simple bargain it
says if you
work hard
your work should be rewarded if
you act
responsibly
and you put in enough effort
you should
be able to find a job that pays
the
bills
have a home you can call your
own
count on health care when you
get sick
put away enough to retire with
dignity
and respect
and most of all give
your kids an education that
allows them
to dream even bigger than you
did and do
even better than you did
that's the american promise
that's the
american dream
that's right just get a job
work like a
slave retire
that's the american dream
everybody
you've got karma that's not how
we are
i love that clip yeah it's a
classic
it's a classic it says it all
right
sir joe of delaware's next up
at from
wilmington
and curiously joe uh 333 33.
um i have done the work and
today i
become a baron
i would like the title baron of
old bay
and claim the remaining parts
of the
delmarva
peninsula et cetera i think
and this is the state of
delaware and
the unclaimed eastern shore of
virginia
but not maryland since that is
the
island of sir gq
baron of maryland i'm glad
these guys
are keeping up with this
hashtag fema region three strong
crab cakes and dogfish 90s at
the round
table
okay got it well uh jobs karma
for
anyone out there who needs it
love and
light the baron of
old bay jobs jobs
jobs and jobs let's vote for
jobs
karma a goodly amount of these
exact same donations from
christie
jensen she's next with 333.33
top of the morning it's my
birthday
today so my donation is that
you're on
the list coming your way i got
whacked in the mouth around may
this
year's hit in the mouth by the
way
this year by my friend ken p
and found
out my
sister jenny j listens to you
both as
well oh
neither is donated two douche
bag call
us please
okay oh for both each of them
oh wait wait wait wait hold it
stop just
in time
i the way she's worded this
okay no call
him anyway and then we'll
save him you've been deduced
what that's that's it for a
douchebag
well she says neither is donated
douchebag so i'm including a
donation of
333 thirty
split three ways all right now
i'm gonna
do
i'm gonna douche him again
send our way up to the round
table
bringing with us a viking feast
nice i constantly smile and
laugh on my
daily walks listening to you
guys this
causes strangers to smile back
if they only knew what i was
smiling
about thank you for being the
voices of
sanity in this insane world of
2020
2020 insanity
uh everyone should listen to
the no
agenda instead of the m5m
and it would prevent their
amygdalas
from being hijacked
keeping it simple with the
karma jingle
and shut up slaves as we go
our way grovel our way to
knight and
dame status
all right thank you very much
and i
think we've taken care of all
the
douching for you
yay you've got karma
shut up slave nedia borg
comes in from vista california
and she
becomes associate executive
producer 250
bucks
hello i'm so happy you've been
here for
us during these stressful times
i've
been
doing covid research which i
can say now
because i have been
publicly approved to treat covet
patients in critical condition
with our
medical device
it removes the virus out of the
blood
through the
extracorporeal filter work has
got
cheese geez that's got to be
expensive
i don't know what it is well
it's
apparently the blood goes
through this
machine and then the extra
corporeal
filter
grabs the virus by filtering it
out of
the bloodstream
wow yeah can you imagine
work has gotten busy as you can
imagine
yes but enough about me
this donation is dedicated to
my husband
brandon his birthday is on the
19th we
got him listed
yes this month he's the one who
introduced me to this show
brandon is a brilliant engineer
an
amazing husband and a great
friend to
everyone
he fanned the brand oh and i'm
sorry he
fanned the flames for my
curiosity of
the esoteric so much so that
the members
of his lodge
he's a freemason deemed me as an
illuminati
and it became my brand he
encourages my
madness
and occasionally sneaky slips
occasionally sneakily
slips me some literature about
history
and philosophy that puts me
into an
existential crisis for a couple
of days
my goodness sounds horrible
he's deeply
knowledgeable and the most
humble person i've ever known i
know you
hate the attention brandon
so i made sure you got a lot
and then she writes with lots
of o's
loves you
thank you john and adam for
everything
you do expect more silly shit
from me in
the near future
love and light illuminati ah
so good to hear from
illuminatia so good
yes okay i never heard this
backstory
from her
no uh she's got nothing listed
to do okay uh sir asset of the
canadian
woods
uh cortese ontario canada
two four three two one uh
it was just 333.34 in dollar
canadia or whatever we call
them uh so
he gets bumped up to executive
producer
gotcha uh he wants to get it
got a
please accept this donation
with an
extra penny to go into the
trade to help
bump up the next person a penny
shorten
the way to knighthood i've
recently
begun a new podcast with fellow
rec contour able kirby where we
talk
about our
uh nerdy pastimes of anime
number one on the list video
games and
whatever catches our attention
it's called a rare encounter
not so rare
and i'd be happy if we could
have
plugged it on the show okay
we've got sip six episodes so
far with
new episodes every wednesday
evening
besides my jingle request i
would like
to hear some house karma with a
squeeze
of goat
i prepared to replace my hot
water tank
get the driveway repaved and
set up for
some
set up for some reno's that
might help
improve the quality of my
basement
workplace
i don't know what that means
thank you
for all you maybe i do thank
you for all
you do gents
and keep up the great work sir
the
scandinavian woods
cortis cortis cortis or cortis
it was hard to get it aroused
and it is
hard to get it harassed but we
got it
harassed
oh my gosh can you see that
juice
you've got karma
squeeze of goat
why don't you read trans uh
and i'll look and see if maggie
hopkins
has a email
sure i know trent trent uh
sends in
213.33 adam and john thanks for
keeping
us laughing as the world goes
wild
and thanks to colonel steve uh
battle or battelle i think it's
battle
patel battle
for sending job car my way a
few months
ago it worked
good i've had lunch with trunt
he's here
in austin throw him some karma
for me i
also want to share my new video
podcast
through the terminus search for
it on
youtube or bit shoot
we are four episodes in and
have covered
topics such as china influence
epstein-funding prominent
scientists and
a deep dive into transhumanism
sounds like fun come check it
out yes
thank you very much trent thank
you for
supporting the best podcast in
the
universe
and he doesn't ask for any
karma it
seems like he's doing well he's
got his
uh he's got his jobs karma so
we're
happy happy it worked
maggie hopkins i can't nothing
from her
no go ahead nothing from maggie
no i can't find a note for
maggie
hopkins at 220 and 49 cents i
will take
one more look under the word
donations
and subject line which is common
uh but meanwhile we continue
with peter
johnson
uh at two hundred dollars in
the morning
was hit in the mouth
a couple of months ago by my
brother at
the time i was a broke college
student
but since i've ascended to the
ranks
to slightly less broke
millennial and
requested
you've been deduced
appreciate everything you guys
as well
as the producers do to make n a
happen
go gators uh request jobs and
health
karma
jobs jobs jobs and jobs
let's vote for jobs and health
you
thought karma
yes sir tim of the tunnels is
here from
why
why epahu hawaii waipahu
nice um he's awesome he's with
this
donation i joined the ranks of
no agenda
barons i actually crossed the
threshold
back in a
threshold back in april see
accounting
below my formerly
former accountant now hangs
from a
gibbet facing the turbulent
waters of
the mighty pacific let's hope
the new
guy is more on the ball
while transitioning took place
several
months ago nothing is official
without
recognition from the peerage
committee
therefore i humbly humbly
request a
barony i've selected
an island off the north shore
of a north
shore
of oahu known to the natives as
but for our purposes we shall
refer to
it by its colloquial name
goat island i also asked for
some
healthy
karma shot at karma from our
favorite
angulate uh so he's going to be
by the
way i should mention goat
island is also
the name of yerba buena island
in san
francisco bay which is a san
francisco
bridge runs
all right so he's going to be
upgraded
to baron of goat island
and then he needs uh the karma
yes uh
just a regular karma he might
as well
give him a goat karma i mean
crap he's
goat island's got to be goats
yeah
i want to add a 200 donation
from oliver reich uh w6bar
out of redwood city okay
because he sent
me a uh
i don't know i'm gonna sound
like a
loser
because he did this okay
but he sent me a pre-programmed
profund
uh shortwave handheld radio
what shortwave no you mean yeah
it's a
short way two meter it's two
meters it's
not shortwave
yeah okay it's two meters okay
it's not
shortwave technically
but on it he's got probably 50
different
repeater lash ups
yeah sure that's what you do
i've never
heard of that's what you do
that's what you do when you
when you're
a ham and you first get your rig
you set it all up you yeah just
just turn it on to hear it go
blue bloop
you're such an elmer now the
thing is i
want to mention that this is a
different rig slightly than the
bow
thing yeah it's not about
this is a pole fung it costs
four
dollars less is
21 dollars i'm sure i don't
know what
the difference is
in prices but the pole fung is
slightly
bigger it looks a little more
cop-like and it's got a
some rugged aspects to it's got
a more
rugged belt
clip uh it's about an inch
bigger
uh can't say it it's got bigger
keys
which is probably better you
know and
it's got a nicer flashlight
built in
but so i'll be playing with
this but
i'll be giving oliver a call so
i can
well hop on the repeater out
there
that's hooked up to
uh the no agenda hams network
and uh
and you can join in the fun you
can do
it with that rig oh yeah
i'm gonna in fact i'm looking
forward to
joining in the fun
okay we'll we look forward to
it because
as we all
hear me i'll be on yeah i know
i know
when the apocalypse comes we're
the guys
who are going to save the world
right
that's why you need it john you
need to
you need to get on the well you
know
what i did because
because mimi was driving up to
washington uh
just yesterday just to get
updated
and she uh went right through
the fire
up in uh
in fairfield oh my yeah and she
and as she's in the middle of
shop i
should have some kind of
no no so she goes through the
piece apparently the fire when
she when
it was jumping highway 80
in fairfield she was you know
you seen
these movies of people driving
through
the fire
that was me that was mimi she
was in it
she was freaked out no shit did
she call
you
well she called jay first and
then she
called me after she got out
oh my god and uh and then they
cut the
road they stopped to wrote the
travel
story
she was like one of the last
cars
through oh my god
and uh she's batteries man
freaked out she took a few
photos i'll
put the newsletter and
she would i don't there won't
be sure
anyway so she got through with
the whole
thing and everyone was really
relieved
because they had the
it was just it was at the point
where it
was jumping the freeway
the fire jumped the freeway and
she was
went through that
area and um yeah so
where does the walking dead
where's the
handbag yeah
so i say to her you know she
said what
happens you know i'm gonna do
these
phones aren't gonna work
she's got freaky about the
whole thing
you know the
cell towers burning down i said
get your
ham license
yeah it's not that hard get
your ham
license we'll get you some of
these
little handheld devices if you
can't get
a hold of me
you can go on a repeater and
here i am
and she said yeah i'll do it it
says it
can't be that hard
this is kilo mike one mic one
i'm looking for that jones
so i'm gonna get her she's
gonna get
lice and i'm gonna make jay get
one too
yes finally because i know that
they'll
actually
set you up on the repeater i
know
they'll get it done now that'll
be fun
all right well there goes the
neighborhood yeah i want to
thank oliver
and he can credit himself 200
bucks for
any future
very cool we want to thank all
of these
producers who are executive and
associate executive producers
of episode
1270
thank you because you are
putting the
show together we have lots of
people
who can't uh support us with
money uh
and they do
many other things it is the
true value
for value network you get out
of it what
you put into it
and we certainly appreciate
what you've
done so please uh consider us
uh for the sunday show if you'd
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you're up to speed on the
twindemock be
on the lookout for
and support the show our
formula is this
we go out we hit people in the
mouth
all righty then
uh oh i wanna i'm sorry before
we
continue just let me do quickly
two things uh we have two
special karma
requests sorry i forgot
with uh everything going on um
the first
one
is producer thorin now we know
producer
thorn he's been around the show
for a
long time he's been out of
commission
for nearly two weeks after
suffering
a bowel blockage
apparently this is really bad
he's in
desperate need of some health
karma from
the no agenda faithful
and uh he's i'll put these
links in the
show notes he's got a
an update and a gofundme um
i don't i have no idea what's
what that
is about but it
doesn't sound good if you if
you hear
the uh the description if you
read it so
could everybody please focus
for a
moment on our producer uh
thorin because he needs it so
here's his
karma
you've got karma in addition a
uh
a note from darren oh who we uh
of
course uh had the
awarded artwork adam i need some
emergency health calmer from my
mom
the last few days she'd been
complaining
of symptoms of acid reflux i
thought it
was nothing my dad took her to
the
hospital overnight
as the symptoms had gotten
worse all i
know is she had a blood
transfusion so
it could be an ulcer we don't
know but
we do need some karma so yes of
course
we'll
hand out some karma you've got
karma i
don't know why it works but
that karma
stuff
just does it and we wish i i
have
also a note i'm not sure if
he's on the
list or if i followed up on this
during my moment where i lost
clips yeah
bashir osman sir bashir
who is going to be sir be sure
i don't
know if he's on the list but
check
i was looking at my paypal so
that it
reached knighthood from an 11.11
donation that began in in april
wow i reached the palindrome a
total of
eleven
hundred twenty two dollars and
eleven
cents i thought was that was
pretty good
i wanna thank you guys for all
the work
you've done over the years so
he wanted
to be
knighted today under sir
bashir okay yes he's on the
list so
uh i'm glad you picked up that
note oh
okay so i did send eric to note
okay
yeah you did
good good but i just thought it
was cute
you sent eric the note he
didn't put it
in
uh i also had it in my notes
but you you
got to it
oh okay well yeah 11 11. i
didn't send
him the note how
no i sent i send it to him
that's a it's
a break in the system
which i've been trying to catch
and i'm
glad you caught it the break in
the
system is
if you're at 11 11 and you show
up in
your night or
uh you reach the level and then
you send
the note
it doesn't get read because
it's not
because you're 11 11
so those have to be fished out
and put
in i always send it to eric he
never
does it
it's okay we say well the
problem is
he's getting he gets too much
redundant
gets you from you he gets for
me we've
had to figure out some process
yes he's working on the system
i know
it's coming soon he's got
something in
the works
something's going on over there
all
right we're all good yes so
that will be
uh we have a
nice knighting ceremony for
later now
i want to hear uh some some
some crazy stuff from what's
been going
on in american politics because
it's
just been hilarious
well for one thing we got this
weird guy
mile
miles taylor who's made a big
stink
about going to bite and he
made a big speech at the
convention we
have a bunch of these speeches
at the uh democrat convention
of people that old republican
hacks that
are just decided
they can't take it anymore oh
and
they're all they're all not
with the
democrats so they decide to go
to
shaky joe biden it doesn't make
any
sense to me
but it's definitely what's
going on i
have his speech if you want to
hear it
sure i mean how long is it any
good
it's probably why don't you
play as much
as you can stand
all right what's his name here
miles
taylor miles taylor he's like
he's a very strange character
when you
look into him he was the
he was uh worked for kristin
nelson when
she was head of dhs
uh when she got kicked out
though or she
resigned didn't she chris
christian
nelson yes no she
left yeah yeah she left all
right let's
have a listen i'm miles taylor
i served
as
no stop actually let's just
talk about
this for a second
we can't just take this for
granted
typically these conventions
are big affairs it's exciting
there's
lots of the noise
and and people going on they
got silly
hats and confetti
and we're all cheering and it's
really
about the crowd
and the people so it's it's
entertaining
it's a huge
entertainment event which you
really
only
you know you'll check in a
little bit
and you know of course some
speeches you
want to see
and not only and i i was
following
everything on cnn
screw those guys and i don't
unders i
don't
understand if you're doing a
television
production because that's what
they're
doing
and they get an eva longoria to
host and
then carrie washington the host
and you've got billy porter
doing a
little music video with some
dance with his whatever that was
john legend every everybody you
know
it's the entertainment
uh is coming together and they
produce
something that is com every
every
speeches
and there's no crowd there's
nothing
like getting everybody going
so it really it's hard to watch
and i'm
sure
if the republicans do the same
thing
it's hard to watch
this is not interesting and no
no you
want to hear some
interesting stat okay so the
political
correspondent for axios has been
following this for pbs
and he taught he said the
following he
said the problem they have
is that nobody besides of it
nobody's
watching it
so let's start there he said
that msnbc
uh when they did the convention
coverage
they get their numbers were 5
million viewers which is a lot
for msnbc
yeah
nbc the network itself 2.1
million yeah
2.1
and abc had 1.9 and after that
it was
but again it you know it's like
first of
all rating well
let's finish the thought here 5
million
on msnbc those are people that
are
voting for biden
yeah that's about it so it
doesn't do
any good to the party they
have it's just they're losing
people
yeah
well they're losing people from
the tv
show because look all we want
to see
oh and this was my point so cnn
keeps
teasing
uh ahead barack obama coming up
soon
uh you know and then you wait
and you
wait and it's 11 o'clock before
someone
comes on i mean
are they idiots who who well
and that's
right when primetime news local
news
starts
so no one's going to take the
live feed
i don't
understand what the what the
strategy is
just from a pure then don't i
mean you
might as well just stream it on
the web
who cares it's
boring it's bad television bad
television
anyway michael taylor i'm miles
taylor
sorry i'm sorry i didn't hear
your cue
what are you going to play i'm
going to
play the miles taylor this is
one of
these boring speeches yeah
let's listen
to some boring stuff
cut it off as soon as you're
bored okay
i'm miles taken all right
i served as the chief of staff
of the
department of homeland security
under
the donald trump administration
i would go into the office i
would read
my intelligence listen to the
piano
music
wow and then it was my job to
help the
department of homeland security
to keep our country safe what
we saw
week in and week out and for me
after
two and a half years in that
administration
was terrifying okay so that was
pretty
much the message
all night long orange man bad
we'll do
better joe's got a team did you
hear
anything
differ from that no
of course not right but i did
hear
something the day before that
was
different
okay and i think that this clip
is
probably more to the point of
what we're
dealing with here that people
better realize that this is
what's going
on this was the youth caucus
that would that did a zoom
conference
the day before it would
actually on the monday of the
convention
i believe that's when it was
uh it was either pre-convention
or after
that
the monday fiasco and i want
you to
listen carefully i don't have
this
woman's name but she's talking
with and
nobody is interrupting her
nobody's
saying because i guess it's rude
but nobody's saying this is not
good
what you're saying this is
actually
dangerous but when you hear it
you go
what are we dealing with here
this is
the democrat
youth caucus woman talking about
socialism
because we understand that this
future
that we all want
that we're all trying to build
um really
is about the destruction of
colonization
white supremacy and capitalism
we must uh we must really move
away from
these uh systems and these
frameworks if
we really
want to live in a future that
does have
a regenerative economy
and um does enable liberation
and equity
for our communities
this is definitely something
that we all
want to push forward and so
our hope and our our dream is
that we do
push forward green new deal
we do understand that you know
there is
the green new deal the aoc
marquee policy that many of us
have
become accustomed to
but also realizing that on the
state
level
many different policies are
being pushed
forward that do relate to the
green new
deal
that are collectively moving
forward
into this regenerative economy
and this regenerative future
and really
our position
is that the green new deal and
its
policies
um we're moving toward this way
anyway
seems to be a new pickle
available at
whole foods the green new deal
it would be a great brand name
we should get it going right
away it's
fantastic
now this was a this is a call
back to
your earlier commentary the
very beginning of the show
which is
these kids
come out of school they even
come out of
college they're not taught
anything they
don't know anything and they
get a 35
000
a year job after having a
degree you
know master's degree in
something
whatever yeah and you end up
with this
kind of thinking we got it
and she it's it's
it's simple get rid of white
supremacy
get rid of capitalism
just ditch the whole american
system and
this also is a call back with
the green
new dill
yeah uh of the letter that you
read from
the pg e guy talking about how
they
can't
they're not allowed to actually
give us
power they have to it has to be
green
newton yes
and and this will be a little
bit out of
order but this
policy is falls under the
heading
build back better
and the reason i'm bringing it
up now is
because joe biden's campaign
is build back better um
i just want to rem well here is
uh
what's her name
she is canadian member of
parliament
freeland
uh on their plans for
scandinavia
talina's question about
decarbonization
as part of our economic plan
going
forward
of course it has to be part of
it i
think all canadians understand
that the restart of our economy
needs to be green it also needs
to be
equitable it needs to be it's
the same
shit john
and we need to focus very much
on jobs and growth
this is a once in a lifetime
challenge
for our whole country
and our commitment as a
government
is to do whatever it takes to
support
canadians as we get through
that challenge and as we get
through it
to really build back better
so this is not a coincidence
anymore
it's all green new dill it's
all equity
it's built back better and just
a
reminder that is a united
nations
globalist term and policy
you have the clip antonio
secretary
general of the united nations
the
coveted 19 pandemic can also be
a moment
for resolving long-standing
conflicts
and addressing structural
weaknesses
four sets of priorities can
guide the
response to build back better
and achieve the sustainable
development
goals
first immediate version
measures to slow
the spread of the disease
and conflict and meet the
urgent needs
of the most vulnerable
second we must deepen efforts
with less
inequalities by investing in
universal
health and education
social protection floors and
technology
the region is home to the
world's
largest gender gap in human
development
covet 19 recovery is an
opportunity to
invest in women and girls
ensure equal rights and
participation
which will have lasting
benefits for all
third boosting the economic
recovery
through reimagining the region's
economic model in favor of more
diversified green economies
and that means creating decent
sustainable jobs introducing
progressive
taxation measures
ending fossil fuel subsidies
and taking
greater account of climate risks
now is the moment to prioritize
human
rights ensure a vibrant civil
society
and free media
and create more accountable
institutions
that will increase citizens
trust and
strengthen
the social contracts all of
these steps
are pivotal to helping the arab
region
build back better
so to combine the two things
we're
talking about kids are
disillusioned
got debt here's your college
level job
30 it's seriously in austin 30
to
five thousand dollars a year
and then
here's some people saying hey
you're good we're going to give
you good
jobs decent jobs
well i guess minimum wage right
get the
phrase right
good well-paid well well-paying
jobs yes
dece no decent well-paying jobs
a green new deal we're going to
change
the economy
so this is the changing the
system no
wonder they love it
and we get to break shit while
we're
telling people we want it
i mean peaceful protest yeah
yeah and and this no one except
this
show as far as i know is
picking up
why is not a single journalist
saying
build back better it's in canada
it's in the united nations and
i would
like our producers of gitmo
nation to go
find where else this is taking
place
build back better there is a
globalist term something's
going on
you'll find it here and there
if you
start looking
yeah might want to know what
other
countries are doing this
build back better and that to
me this
this socialist
is just unbelievable i do have
a call
call-in
which is a kind of funny yeah
during the
convention this
is on the republican line
sometimes oh
this is a c-sp i was like they
didn't
take calls on the
on the convention did they this
is just
the c-span
all right republican line the
republican
line
tried to listen to some of the
conventional and i'm it just
got a
little old
because they kept trying to say
what a
great guy joe biden was and
quite frankly i understand
people like
him but
he's not exactly honest things
he said
he's done
he hasn't exactly done honors
he says he
had
he didn't exactly get it's just
very
very hard to listen to the
politics
of it all and we're supposed to
just
believe what they say
if he didn't make so many
claims that
were proven to be untrue
it would just be better and i
it was
hard to watch and then all this
stuff
about
dr jill look nobody in america
who's got a doctorate in
education is
called doctor
it's not done for her to keep
calling
herself doctor just point out
she's not a real doctor there's
certain
professions that yes
if you have a doctor you're
called
doctor for the rest of them
you're not it's just one okay
shut up well uh we've discussed
this
before
now she's not a she had now she
has
she's a phd is that it yeah
yeah a phd
in education
yeah and but there's a
glamorous she's a
high-end teacher
right now
that's a funny way of putting it
high-end teacher she is
okay so she uh
she's a teacher she wants to
still be a
teacher when when she gets into
it's like if biden wins she
already said
she wants to go stay in school
and
junior college yeah which is
stupid but
okay
if you can do what you want you
can do
what you want but the thing is
it is
what this guy says is right
because this is where where
whoopi
goldberg got into trouble
uh on the view whoopi i don't
have the
clip whoopi
said i can get it she said well
you know
dr jill biden is a great doctor
she
should become the surgeon
general of the
united states
yes yes i remember this
i have the clip let me play it
for you
and dr jill
becomes a surgeon general his
mother
she'll buy his wife because
she's you
know she would never do but she
yeah she's a hell of a doctor
she's an
amazing doctor
yeah i don't know i could be
wrong i
think she's normal
she's she's a teacher but you
know
that's so good and that's what
that guy
was
this is the reason you don't
call
yourself doctor when you're a
phd in education right you
could i could
be wrong
sorry just to be wrong i just
realized
bill clinton
is a smart man i and i don't i
only
clipped a few things i knew
you'd have
some build back
better you know what donald
trump will
do with four more years
blame bully and belittle and
you know
what joe biden will do
build back better
oh yeah baby blamely
blatantly that's good blame
bully
belittle
well clinton of course got
caught with
the pictures of the
one of the island girls
sure i've seen these photos
this is not
i
i've never i think it's just
it's a 22
year old
apparent masseuse massaging him
in the
in the waiting room of the
of the airport right okay
horrible
to me it was like there's no
proof
i liked it well of course you
would
all right what else did we have
now i
got the other one this is uh
and democracy now which i lost
these
clips unfortunately where amy
goes on
and on about
aoc or a sheep with alexandria
she's sans likes to say the
whole name
and she says
yeah she's uh uh nominating
bernie she got it she submitted
to
nominate uh
yes seconded she said no i'm
telling you
i should i'll get the clip
she said nominated i said i it
nominated over and over she
said they
gave her one minute to nominate
bernie sanders and then she ran
over and
she did she ran over to 133
yeah which i
have the clip of her doing it
yeah and she never nominated
him she
seconded that's what i just
said she
seconded him
no that's what i'm saying i'm
telling
you that name is the one who
kept
saying oh oh okay well amy's
full of
crap
good evening and thank you
to everyone here today
endeavoring
towards a better
more just future for our
country and our
world
infidelity and gratitude to a
mass
people's movement
working to especially i'm sorry
that's
not what you wanted
that's the wrong clip is it
well is that
democracy now
or is this just no this is what
democracy now played this clip
but i
took the clip
straight from the okay it will
continue
publish 21st century social
economic and human rights
including
guaranteed health care
higher education living wages
and labor
rights
for all people in the united
states
a movement striving to
recognize and
repair
the wounds of racial injustice
colonization
misogyny and homophobia and to
propose
and build reimagined systems of
immigration
and foreign policy that turn
away from
the violence and xenophobia
of our past a movement that
realizes
the unsustainable brutality of
an
economy that rewards
explosive inequalities of
wealth for the
few
at the expense of long-term
stability
for the many
and who organized a historic
grassroots campaign to reclaim
our
democracy
in a time when millions of
people in the
united states are looking
for deep systemic solutions to
our
crises of mass evictions
unemployment and lack of health
care in
el spirito del pueblo
and out of a love for all
people i
hereby
second the nomination of
senator bernard
sanders of vermont
for president of the united
states of
america
so uh yeah everyone was all
bent out of
shape about
um about you know not uh
endorsing joe
biden but these
these are low information news
people
that's not how it works how
she's
supposed to throw joe biden in
there
yeah it's ridiculous
it's just ridiculous totally
ridiculous
yeah
now i will say this the clip
that i lost
which really irks me you might
have it
it's the security guard
at the at one of the buildings
i guess
it was at the
new york times building the new
york
times security guard woman
who nominated joe biden no i
don't have
that i don't have this
i'll get it for the i'll get it
for
sunday because it's really
interesting
to listen to the security guard
first of
all why did they let the
security guard
nominate joe biden is she a
delegate is
she a delegate from the state
of new
york or
no i don't know i don't know
how it
works or just some rando that
they
picked i mean there must be a
lot of
people around the world that
knew that ran into joe that
could have
nominated him it made no sense
to me
rando yes random rando
i don't know
yeah okay i mean i have more on
this i
have some clips that's it i
have some
clips i got a couple of clips
yeah
that's i'm not gonna
i got nothing oh okay i got
some clips
um
i have uh president obama
with uh one in my mind mistake
and the
other
uh a nice virtue signal i have
sat
in the oval office with both of
the men
who are running for president
by the way did you notice that
his eye
tick is back
obama's i-tick his right eye
i think it has a lot to do with
with
trump berating him constantly
yeah i
mean
look i'm look i'm a tourette
sufferer
look
i'm a tourette sufferer so i
can say
he's trying his best
but it's a tick and he can't
get rid of
it and i've seen this thing
show up it's
kind of like he pretends to wink
but i'm sharp you can't get one
past me
barry i have sat
in the oval office with both of
the men
who are running for president
i never expected that my
successor would
embrace my vision
or continue my policies i did
hope
for the sake of our country
that donald
trump
might show some interest in
taking the
job seriously
that he might come to feel the
weight of
the office
and discover some reverence for
the
democracy
that had been placed in his
care okay he
did this three times
it's a republic it's a republic
president obama it's a republic
not a
democracy
it's a republic that was placed
in his
care a republic
got it but he never did oh
for close to four years now he
has shown
no
interest in putting in the work
oh
now i give him a pass because
he said
putting in not doing the work
but still
still pretty good it's a
variation of
the same thing
it is a variation we have but
it's not
code it's not code
no we have um
let's see i have one response
from fox news chris wallace to
michelle
obama's
speech which i didn't clip
anything from
she
she did say the kids or it
sounded like
she was saying
you know how much i hate
politics and i
thought what an odd thing to say
and what an odd thing to
project towards
uh young people
i hate first of all hate hate
is a
strong word
i hate politics i mean is that
a good
message if politics should be
something
everyone's involved in has
become this
nasty
again especially when they're
trying to
get more
kids out of school involved in
politics
yeah
and that's very poor i didn't
notice
that
but that's bad form yeah you're
right
yeah that kind of irked me that
that she
did that
and uh and then she just had
this this
long
string of things you know
blaming trump
for the kids in cages which
ap actually fact checked her on
it uh i
didn't see jim acosta rushing
over to
the camera to say anything
about it of
course it's obvious we know how
this
works
uh but after that speech chris
wallace
oh it was all jittery
you know it's interesting
michelle obama
as she said doesn't like
politics
and uh she said that this
speech was her
main contribution
uh to the biden campaign it was
a heck
of a contribution
she really flayed uh sliced and
diced
donald trump
talking about the chaos and
confusion
and lack of
empathy especially coming from
this
president and from this white
house
spoke more about the deficits
of donald
trump than the pluses of joe
biden
but did talk about especially
not so
much policies but especially
his empathy it was interesting
when i
first heard him say that i
thought he
mis
mispronounced filete but flayed
is
actually a word i didn't
realize that
i've never heard that
i didn't i never i said filet
they
filled him but flayed
which is the same thing kind of
isn't
just uh cutting it up slicing
it up you
rip something open
yeah okay so he liked it a lot
um
there were a couple of uh
joe-isms that
uh
that i think are worth uh
looking at
uh this is yeah this was a
pretty good
one see if you can catch the
flaw here
latino's among the fastest
growing
population in the united states
already one quarter of our
school
children
one quarter are latinos speak
spanish
one quarter how in god's name
can we
have a strong thriving republic
if we don't fully deal in
latinos in
every aspect of america
one quarter to which the latino
kids
across america went
i don't speak spanish and joe's
like
they all speak spanish guys
such he is
if you're looking for systemic
racism
that's it if we remove him
everything's
gonna be okay
i mean he doesn't that's like
it's
that's almost as bad as
you know white kids uh can do
you know
poor kids do just as well as
white kids
or whatever the hell he was
saying
it's so so bigoted of him to
say that
but okay
and but again i give him some
credit for
saying republic
i liked it so joe was saying
republican
not democracy
and then there was this i'm not
even
going to play it because it's
like
silver dress blue dress did joe
say hi
um jill biden's husband or did
he say hi
i'm joe biden's husband well
take it from me he said jill
it's just
however you want to hear it but
this was
kind of funny that's the kind
of first
lady
lady lady lady this jill biden
will be
what was that all about i yeah
i heard
that too i actually uh
i don't know where that clip
went but i
had that clip it was just where
he was
lady lady lady
like he sounds like jerry lewis
yeah exactly so uh it's he's
like he
said lady and then he lost his
train of
thought
and to pick it up he said lady
again
thinking it would happen then he
couldn't and he said it again
and again
i think he said it either three
times or
four times
anyway it was very strange so
are we basically saying we got
nothing
there's nothing nothing
happening
because it really wasn't it
might be
well tonight it'll be joe i did
get a i got the uh matt tybee
list of uh
drinking his
drinking game updates i only
have a few
things to read on it's a list
of about
20 items that
he expects the joe to be saying
i'll
read a couple
uh and you're supposed to drink
every
time you hear joe biden saying
folks
or biden says the united states
of
america double shots for any
multiple
america
construction example the best
america is
in america where americans
believe in
the american dream
and then he says you have to he
said use
guys
uh when he refers to the barack
obama
soul of america's one
then he's got this one number
eight
biden points out a surprising
pr and you
pointed this out earlier biden
points
out a surprising percentage of
something
like this example look folks 74
of venture capital goes to four
cities
uh it's just some screwball
thing he
does this
but he also says my mom used to
say or
mention one of my father's
relatable jobs like example he
sold a
hell of a lot of cars
and then he's got one here biden
references a job you've never
heard of
as in quote
why is a sandwich maker being
forced to
sign a non-compete
clause sandwich maker that may
be
a subway job actually now that
i think
about it
yeah i'm sure no no no no no
they're
called sandwich artists
sorry sandwich artist here's
one number
12.
biden tells the story of this
you have
to take a drink biden
tells a story about a rewarding
interaction with an
ordinary person as in quote
i walk over to the guy in the
bucket and
there's seven guys around him
all with hard hats on i yelled
up and
said
hey man thanks
yeah he's the best so he's got
a big
list quite funny oh my goodness
there
was something i wanted to
mention
at the end which was uh kamala
harris
accepting her nomination they
had a
little stage and
they had the you know the
typical dual
teleprompters it was
mouse quiet and there were
maybe i don't
know 20
people socially distanced like
really
socially distance
kind of strategically placed
next to
this i mean it was
a sad kind of thing to look at
i think
she did
she did actually quite well um
you know
for
for what she was there to do
but at the
end and this is
you this may not make it on the
news but
it's fun for us
um all of a sudden they have
the screen
and there's uh it's like a
massive zoom
call you saw and she's waving
everybody
and everybody's waving back
so it's it's 30 30 boxes
too many boxes uh yeah because
if you
freeze frame and zoom in three
of the
people appear
in two boxes they couldn't even
find
30 people to fill up the boxes
with it
was so bad oh no
they used three duplicates in
the boxes
i mean that is to me that
really summed
up the
that sums it all up a bunch of
phonies
with fakery
and they can't even do that
right no in
fact
you know i guarantee that the
biden's
speech tonight
has already been recorded and
recorded
and recorded and recorded until
he got
it close to right because he
never get
there's no way he's going to go
and do
this live
no way no i don't think he's
capable if
he does not capable of doing it
live
he's not going to be able to
debate
either that's why he wants you
to get
your ballot and vote now before
you
realize that biden is really
in the bag he's done yeah
so the problem the problem i
think
on it is this my interpretation
of
the problem with joe is he gets
tired
and if they're going to make
him do
something
okay let's do it again let's do
it again
let's do safety let's do it
again
yeah well you do it over and
over again
by the time they get the final
the finals it's just flat and
dead
there's no
he's going to be out of it yeah
but
i mean i'm sure the words will
be what
he's reading off the prompter
will be
to the money and he won't go
off script
that's for sure
i was reading all the the
broadcasts and
advertising magazines
everyone's very delighted with
this
sudden jump that
trump made so now it's a real
horse race
it's neck and neck it's like
right in
the final stretches
it's crazy how could we ever
expect that
to happen
now the ratings are not working
very
well for the networks
um and this where did this come
from
this was a very interesting uh
interesting article so the the
networks
the big networks
but i i gotta guess maybe in a
way the
um
i think it's just the broadcast
networks
they're the ones they do have
an equal
time rule that they still have
to adhere
to
and so they are they want to
put as
little not that i know of
well that's what they claim in
this
article that i'm reading
um or let's put it this way
they only want to put two hours
per
night on network television
because they
know they have
they will have to give the
republicans
the same two hours they don't
want to
put more on television because
they're
afraid
of what it will be like if
trump is on
tv for three hours or whatever
it is and
they they can't they just don't
want him
anywhere on their airwaves they
know
they have to do it so they're
limiting
the democrats they've dreamed
up a fake
excuse
yeah yeah a fake excuse for the
fact
that it has
i mean what is it american idol
even
even though american islands
only
3.5 million that was the number
one
rated show
so yeah they you're right
that's their
excuse with less of it on tv
because we don't want we don't
want
trump to to
ruin everything but i think
you're right
it's just shitty ratings
it's not interesting it's not
it's it's also it's not a tv
show
it's not a convention what is
it you
know the transitions are very
slow takes a while for someone
to say
okay
we're back can i ask a simple
question
it's a rhetorical one for
everybody out
there
and you especially this is the
party of hollywood yes they're
not doing
any movies there's nothing
going on in
hollywood right now the
theaters are
shuttered
there's talent everywhere tons
of it
there's directors there's
producers
there's people that know how to
do this
sort of thing why haven't they
tapped
them
and said hey come and put this
show
together for us
i honestly don't know who was
in charge
of the production and i
i personally found it to be an
incredible mistake
to bring in actor actors in
this case i
saw two actresses
uh carrie washington and um
uh avalon glory longoria
they're not
television presenters they they
don't
know how to talk stuff
you know it's all scripted
everyone's on
a teleprompter
it has no life in it it's
completely
boring it's
shit and it's a waste of my
time and i'm
a little bit angry about it
because we have to sit through
i can't
well i i've asked a rhetorical
question
again
why don't they bring up there
are people
that could make this interesting
so you your question is why
don't they
do it that's that's that is
probably a very not great but
it's a
good question i don't know
somehow this is what they feel
is going
to work for them i really don't
know
it's the damnedest thing i've
ever seen
i wanted to do and we'll be
revisiting
this no doubt on sunday just
wanted to
give a little update on the
middle east
peace deal or
i should say what happened in
beirut
and i'm putting together an
actual
theory remember i'm a conspiracy
theorist i just analyzed the
situation
and something very telling came
out of the news uh calculations
were
done
on the blast in beirut based
upon
ammonium nitrate
and based upon how much
ammonium nitrate
was there
and based upon
the explosion they feel the
experts now
say that probably only 200
to 300 tons of ammonium nitrate
exploded
what happened to the to the
other 2400
tons
so now there's oh it must have
been
stolen
it was rousted it makes makes
the whole
ammonium nitrate story
very very fishy and one of our
producers
is
in some business if you know
what i mean
and
when i mentioned some kind of
new weapon
he immediately jumped on the
stick and
said
okay i think i know what this
might be
and he has some information to
back up
the theory that this may have
been
a uh it may have been explosive
an
ordinance deployed from
an israeli jet uh which there
were jets
heard flying there's plenty of
eyewitnesses about that
this would be the w76 mod
2 and the w76
mod 2 it's not remember
remember this explosion you saw
it was a
very
um very unique type of
uh shockwave cloud that we saw
so he
says
uh this uh w76 mod two is not a
nuclear
warhead
but it's the primary fission of
the 27.6
thermo nuclear bomb so its sole
purpose
is to set off the fusion
secondary any unefficient fuel
or
unnecessary types of radiation
uh that that you might uh
notice from
this are just inefficiencies in
design
and
and they probably have all been
eliminated but he feels
that since there were 50 of
these
mounted onto the
tennessee submarine who went
out on a
mission
and came back almost uh
immediately turned back around
they were
supposed to be in a much longer
mission
he feels that it's possible
that one or
more of these was transferred
at sea
and that this is what was used
by israel to get everybody's
attention
and i i can't get past the fact
that a
week later
all of a sudden we have a deal
now iran
is is ramping up and the
president was
talking some noise about them
that's not quite as important as
this
the united states special envoy
for iran
is stepping down
brian hook who was appointed
two years
ago has been a vocal advocate
of the
administration's maximum
pressure
campaign
against iran and that strategy
failed to
get international support
and did not force iran back to
the
negotiating table
as president donald trump had
hoped hook
will be replaced by the
controversial
elliot abrams the
administration's point
on venezuela you know if elliot
abrams
is on his way to your country
you're in trouble so something
changed
you know all of a sudden we got
jared
he's talking he has a voice he
can talk
jared's out everywhere it seems
to me
that this was the tipping point
because
we know iran
is financing hezbollah we know
that
lebanon is one of the final
american
you know the west clark seven
this is
not a coincidence
it's connected we may never know
uh but to me it seems like that
was
some straw that also to screw
china if
we get iran
if we get a hold of ron i mean
it's it's
like a multi-pronged strategy
that i i really can't put it all
together but these things are
happening
and when it's not talked about
because
you know and we're just as
guilty of it
you know joe biden's an idiot
it's funny
it's funnier to listen to that
than to
think about what's going on but
i have a
feeling
and also again the um the
rampage
missile that's the name of the
missile
that uh israel
that is thought to be maybe
israel's new
super weapon the one that they
tested uh
test fired in syria uh this
mod 2 this w76 mod 2 would fit
perfectly
on one of those and it was the
exact and
the stories in the show now so
you can
find it
it's the exact same type of
shockwave
blast
relatively limited and it it it
causes a
certain type of destruction
not like a you know a a bomb
filled with
shrapnel and nails and god
knows what
else
so i'm thinking it was some
kind of
message
and it worked because stuff
happened
well something's something's
going on
and joe biden is an idiot but
he's fine
i like him
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all right what else we have uh
on the
docket for today
interesting i got a little i
have a side
bit here
all right
i was uh we had a guy who was a
donor
recently he's actually
anonymous but his
last name is spelled k-o-p
c-a-k and i worked up a whole
thing
because i was saying how do you
pronounce this guy's name
and people don't realize this a
lot of
names obviously i pronounced
poorly but
when i have a real zinger i
always check
it out on one of the
pronunciation
guides
and there's a bunch of them so
how would you pronounce
k-o-p-c-a-k
see co-pack
it's not right but that's not
just yeah
it's not right but uh if you
want to say
cop cack
well i was pronouncing cop
check it's
probably kokak
the p is probably silent i have
actually i think in clip one
there's two
different pronunciations and i
clip two
there's another one but
yeah i think they repeat so
these are
the pronunciations that come
off the
guys and they they can't
predict and now who is this
person pla
one of our donors cupcake one
of our big
donors but he's anonymous okay
hold on
cupcake cupcake cupcake
cobtack cobtack coptek
what program are you using for
this
that was one of the things and
we have a
podcaster down podcasting
everybody sounds like you don't
know if
it's gonna be okay
johnny you're okay stay safe
stay safe
things happen
it's not been a good day so uh
i could
tell
so there's two different
pronunciations
uh please play those again
okay cupcake cupcake
cupcake coptack coptek
coptek and then which i believe
is the
ex
is the proper pronunciation is
on clip
2.
check yeah that would yeah that
makes
more sense to me cup check
so now i just want to point
this out as
an excuse to my blasty
pronunciation
even the experts can't agree
god this
was all about you i'm sorry i
didn't i
said
yes i totally didn't realize
what was
going on
like where is this going oh
it's about
you okay
well uh
let's go to and this is what
i'll wrap
with
since this is kind of along
those same
lines in an odd sort of way
let's go to
obamagate
uh as we now have one fbi agent
slash
lawyer who was admitted to
changing
something
oh i didn't mean to do it uh
this is all
about carter page carter page
is a weird dude and he was on
he was on hannity and he has a
book out
hilarity ensued those are
getting there
what is the title of your book
quick
abuse and power sure no tell
the full
title
what's the full title of the
book
don't tell me you forgot i'll
put you on
the spot how they
abused how they did this to her
all
right ocasio-cortez i gotta go
what is that he doesn't know
the title
of his book
what do you think that means
that's
dwell that some agency wrote it
for him
as we've always suspected
yeah obviously geez
that you didn't write he could
barely he
was happy he got the subtitle
out
that's i mean the guy's a weird
dude but
now he loses credibility in my
book
because of his book and my book
i know
the title of my book it's
podfather
done well i have one
last educational clip we can
play and we
can wrap no i i just want to do
two more one quickie and then
and then
we can okay
you just do that we'll do the
educational clip on sunday i
don't want
to make it
yeah we don't want it let's not
leave
anyone with anything let's not
make
people smarter at the end of
the show no
education for you
uh senator durbin dick durbin
was uh talking about the
emphasis on the
word
dick durbin talking about flynn
and i'm not quite sure where
his head
was
but listen so he's talking
about the
problem with flynn being
as we know initially he was
talking to
the russian ambassador
uh about uh typical what i
believe are
typical things you do as a new
in his
incoming national security
advisor
but that was seen as oh it was
a quid
pro quo he was trying to
whatever he was trying to do
dick durbin
says this
spying on the trump campaign
here's what
it boiled down to
the intelligence agencies were
in fact
monitoring the conversations of
the
russian ambassador to the
united states
and when that ambassador
engaged with general kelly they
picked
up on the conversation
there's the spying it had
nothing to do
with focusing on kelly they were
focusing on kislyak
the ambassador and when they
went into
conversations about
lifting sanctions on russia
that's when
the intelligence agency picked
up on it
there's so much so what do you
think was
really going on since he keeps
saying
kelly instead of flynn and it's
not
corrected
it was general flynn not
general kelly
well that's interesting so
that's either
that's a massive
just pure mistake or the guys
got
something in his head about
kelly and
kelly
didn't kelly kind of leave
enough front
of mind to say kelly you don't
just say
somebody's they you know i
don't call
you uh schnitzer for no good
reason
well you can if you if you
squeeze my
butt while you do it but that's
about
that's the limit
yeah i'm not going for that
nice try
uh well then the phone yeah i
don't know
what's going on i don't know
what's
going on
it does it's baffling it's
strange isn't
it
they probably were spying on
kelly
or maybe kelly was spying on
other who
knows the fact that he said
didn't kelly kind of leave in a
huff
yeah he's left in a huff and
he's
probably borderline voting for
biden
he was never a big trumper no
no no
he was thrust on trump yeah by
you know
the other
anti-trump people yeah final
clip for me
then
is uh the money honey uh trump
called in
and uh the world's longest
interview
yeah well 49 seconds is what i
thought
would be good enough for us
they spied on my campaign which
is
treason
they spied both before and
after i won
think of that using the
intelligence
apparatus of the united
to take down a president a
legally
elected
president a newly elected
president of
the united states
it's the single biggest
political crime
in the history of our country
and i hope they're doing a job
i hope
they're not going to be
politically
correct and say well you know
we want to
go
just get let's get the lower
guys that
forged
the documents going into fisa
let's just
get a couple of the lower guys
i hope they're not going to be
bill barr
can go down as the greatest
attorney
general in the history of our
country
or he can go down as just an
average guy
it depends on what's going to
happen
he sounds serious when he does
that
i think he's frustrated because
he this
guy
everyone around him is in some
way
corrupt or rotten
bill barr is completely
compromised
look at where he comes from
look at
where he was look at what he was
doing in different
administrations my
god
his father hired jeffrey
epstein to
teach us some bogus class in
his school
so who knows if bill barr is
gonna
actually send anyone down the
river wild
yeah that's wild but it's also
good go
podcasting
lots of stuff on sunday in fact
they
will give you a go podcasting
update
john will have something
educational
and a barrel full of laughs
we have oh by the way it was
shannon
petty piece the reporter for
nbc who
asked the question so i'll have
to look
into her
we've got nick the rat coming
up name
for radio that's a great yeah
it's also a good spy name uh
nick the rat coming up uh after
the show
if you're still if you're
listening to
us live on no agenda stream we
have sir
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who brings us a beautiful song
we'll
kick that off in a moment
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why does phlegm suddenly appear
every time you are near
just like me you came
to be covered too
why do bats fall down from the
sky
every time you walk by
just like me you
came to me
on the day this bug was born the
scientists got together
and decided to make some toxic
good well they sprinkled
aids dust on some slimy mold
and sold it as bad stew
and that is why
all the girls in town cough up
their
lungs
and fall down
just
specifically have you taken a
cognitive
no i haven't taken the test