August 30th, 2020 • 3h 16m
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quarantine for two weeks
adam curry john c devorah
sunday august
30th 2020 this is your
award-winning get
my nation media assassination
episode
1273.
this is no agenda celebrating
six percent and broadcasting
live from
opportunity zone 33 here the
frontier of
austin texas capital of the
drone star
state
in the morning everybody i'm
adam curry
and from northern silicon
valley where
we don't have
rand paul to beat up anymore
i'm john
cenavorak
what do you mean of course we
have him
to beat up
not in silicon valley what do
you mean
not in silicon valley he
doesn't come
here okay
did you well you said you don't
have him
i don't know maybe i was
confused
he's been beat up enough poor
poor rand
paul he's been beat up enough i
tell you
i have a clip somewhere from
him but
the the news is finally out and
in the
new york times the new york
times has
admitted
that the coronavirus test could
possibly
be
a piece of crap headline a
headline
this was i couldn't and you
recall a
week ago
i think it was a torture device
just
like just torturing people by
sticking
that thing down their throat
a week ago i said cdc published
a chart
where everything is down to
zero you
can't even see
deaths or anything and that was
the cdc
website and you know it's like
no one
really paid much attention to it
but then finally new york times
came out
when was this uh published i
think
uh yeah yesterday your
coronavirus test
is positive
maybe it shouldn't be the usual
diagnostic test may simply be
too
sensitive and too slow to
contain the
spread of the virus so the
article
uh says something that we've
discussed i
think we talked about months ago
where they're spinning the um uh
you know the the little piece
that they
have the
the the dna segment or the
sequence they
they're looking for that so
they're
taking your dna and they're
spinning it
uh you know 30 times to
replicate it to
see if you know if the virus is
in there
30 times
is what most say is is what you
should
be doing
but the new york times as i
think pretty
sure we discussed on the show
maybe months ago is doing 37 to
40 times
which really every single health
professional says
yeah that's too much you're
going to get
too many false positives
now what the new york times
does is they
try to spin that and say
well thank god we've got the
rapid
15-minute test coming up that's
completely accurate and that
that'll get us back to back
back to work
in the meantime
if you look at the numbers it
means
the testing is overstated by a
possible
factor of
10 which is exactly what we
said before
and now the death rate is also
only
6 of that total 183
000 number the cdc is
publishing this
information on their website
and they say table three shows
the types
of health conditions and
contributing
causes mentioned in conjunction
with
deaths
involving coronavirus disease
2019. for
six percent of the deaths
covid19 19 was the only cause
mentioned
for deaths and conditions or
causes in
addition to covet 19 on average
there were 2.6 additional
conditions or
causes per death
it's bogus everything is
bogus so
then this video going around
several
videos
you may have seen them it's
usually some
personal lab coat going
well this is very strange uh it
turns
out that the coronavirus pcr
test
protocol
calls for a humanoid chromosome
8
which is something that occurs
in all
human beings
so this clearly means that all
tests
would ultimately prove positive
so this seemed kind of sketchy
to me and
i sent it to our lab technician
i can't
mention the person's name
uh this person sent me back a
very long
very interesting uh you know
went
through the whole process
and says okay let me break it
down
for you and said it's very
interesting
that this one particular
sequence comes back in in this
paperwork
but then our researchers said
something
else is
very troubling um
quote i've been doing the rtq
pcr test
on covet at work and i have the
probe
sequences available available
to me
but i was looking for it on the
cdc
website turns out they used
different probes for diagnostic
tests
than what i use for research
that is interesting i didn't
know they
used different primers
and then goes into a and
basically says
something's weird
as far as i'm concerned or as
far as i'm
concerned i can basically prove
we're
almost
done we almost have heard
immunity based
just on the numbers the cdc is
providing
i've got a lot of work to do
now but
i'll get to the bottom of this
by the
way i was sipping tequila while
i was
doing the research and i
accidentally
got drunk so
i'll have to leave it for here
for
tomorrow
that is a real boots on the
ground
producer who is going to get us
some
information
something is up something is
well
weird yeah but now it's it's
out in the
open
well they have to do something
before
they get
they're going to have so much
egg on
their face by the time this is
all over that they have to get
something
they gotta start
backing up that's what you
gotta start
pumping the brakes
another one from our producer
caleb adam
i listened to 1272 my wife
works at a
major midwest covid tester
they're about to modify their
tests so
that it also looks for influenza
a and b in addition to covid
all at the
same time
potentially so people who are
sick with
something know what bullcrap
virus they
are supposed to cower and fear
from i
see it differently
i see this as a seamless
transition
towards
your kids can't go to school
without the
flu vaccine get the vaccine
oh you don't have covert but
you have
you got to get you you should
get the
vaccine
it's disgusting and moreover
that in the united states we're
looking
like douchebags compared to
europe right
now
holy crap did you see the
people in
berlin
and zurich in london yes yes
i didn't see the london ones we
got a
written report about london but
does the
i have a berlin report i mean
it's very
short
yeah well it's good we'll do
your berlin
report then i have uh
some similar okay berlin
protein in
berlin this morning
thousands marched to protest
government
restrictions aimed at curbing
the spread
of the coronavirus
police broke up the march
before noon
saying the demonstrators were
not
following a court order that
mandates
social distancing
right okay this is perfect i'm
glad
that's the report you got i
went to euro
news
and i figured i i've got to
find out
what the mainstream in europe
is reporting bbc the way they
reported
is
covert deniers protest in
berlin and
london
let's listen to euro news it
was a
saturday of protests in a
number of
european cities with
thousands gathering to
demonstrate
against coronavirus restrictions
in berlin police ordered the
crowds to
disperse
after participants did not
observe
social distancing rules
up to 300 people were arrested
the whole government is illegal
everything is illegal he says
islam corona is just a medium
to heavy
flu
a pandemic that's being used to
enslave
us as humans
meanwhile in zurich thousands
were doing
the same
demonstrating against masks and
vaccinations saying no
is a right said a placard
carried by one
protester
switzerland has reported more
than 2 000
coronavirus deaths
and over 40 000 confirmed cases
there
was also a rally in london's
trafalgar
square
where a group of protesters
branded the
coronavirus pandemic a hoax
and called on people not to
comply with
restrictions
britain is one of the worst hit
countries in the world with more
fatalities from coronavirus
than any
other european country
so peoples of uh gitmo nation
european union you know clearly
that
this is a very
toned down bullcrap report
throwing some
guy in there is talking about
of course
from a no agenda perspective
we're like
that guy's right that we're
being
enslaved
from someone who's just casually
following the news and is
fearful
that's a crazy person and what
is not
mentioned
is the incredible enthusiasm
for the
rather
uh well-known celebrity guests
who spoke
including robert f kennedy jr
back at home in the united
states the
newspapers
are saying that i came here
today
to speak to about 5 000 nazis
are you able to hear what he's
saying
yeah okay
the german translation nazis
they understood that tomorrow
they're gonna report that yes i
was here
and
i spoke to maybe three to five
thousand
nazism
and i see the opposite of nazism
[Music]
lie to them
people who are not leaders who
will not
make up
arbitrary rules and regulations
to
orchestrate
obedience of the population
we want health officials who
don't have
financial entanglements with the
pharmaceutical industry
who are working for us
so this went on for 13 minutes
it's in
the show notes it's really worth
listening to in berlin
in berlin so he flew to berlin
just to
stir up the
that's funny yeah one of our
producers
even said that he had uh
he had seen that we and we have
a boots
on the ground report there's a
we had a meet up there
apparently um
with uh sir donald i think uh
just picking one other quick
quote from
the kennedy speech and to shift
us all to begin the process of
shifting
us all to a digital currency
which is the beginning of
slavery
[Music]
because if they control your
bank
account they control your
behavior
boom shakalaka he's a no agenda
guy
100 percent got a lot you gotta
appreciate that
we get more from him than he
gets from
us well
we should we should no should
interview
him
that's a guy to interview then
over in
london
who oh we had a whole bunch of
cool
people on stage there
i'm surprised that the british
mainstream didn't highlight
this their
favorite guy to hate
the fly in the ointment yes
david ike
and he was on fire we'll just i
mean
this could go on forever so
we'll just
play it until we've heard enough
how do we break that sequence
we stop acquiescing
rights get off your knees
[Applause]
psychologically dismantled
it is time it is well past the
time
where we learn the lessons of
history
the entirety of human history
is one of
the few
controlling the many because
there are
many
acquiesce to the view enough
i mean it went it just went on
and on
and on and no one's wearing a
mask no
one's social distancing
there's also no fighting
because there's
no black lives matter crap
disturbing
the whole idea
it's very impressive very
impressive
now they're all about getting
well we're
not
no but that's because we were
cowering
in our homes because
any protest is immediately seen
oh my
god
black lives matter you know
it's violent
can't have that we can't even
peace
peacefully assemble anymore or
peaceably
officially we can't even do
that it's i
was very
impressed with what was
happening in in
europe zurich as well well now
you know
why they don't have guns over
there
well yeah exactly this this is
the part
that's so sad
is that eventually they're
going to come
and beat you down i mean
they've got the they've got the
weapons
they're just going to beat you
um let me see it a couple more
things
that were kind of
funny um
ah yes the united nations is
they're still on the we are the
world
tip of things and they uh they
had a
a webinar for the pacific
nations
uh u.n what do they call this
thing
pacific unite pacific i unite
and they had a big we are the
world song
at the end and uh
they had an interesting brother
well
they had an interesting host
even keep up with what's going
on this
is so good
they had a host who i think may
have
well pacific islander maybe
hawaiian
uh called auntie tala and aunty
tala
for all intents and purposes is
a dude
with a beard and chest hair
uh with a blonde uh ladies wig
and uh i don't know if it's his
own
breasts or whatever
um maybe maybe yes it's a tran
it's trans person but one of
the u.n
spokesperson or
the host of the show for the un
in fact
you'll hear the un official for
pacific
nations sign off and then toss
it over
to auntie tala
who is it's fine i don't care
but then
the song kicks in
and i'll let it go until the
first verse
which is titled we will rise
wherever you are be healthy and
keep
each other safe
wow there you have it all my
beautiful
people of the pacific
we're coming near the end of
our pacific
united concert
but i just want to remind you
just with
all of us
very important we stay
connected with
each other
look out for our families our
village
our communities
and help those who are most
vulnerable
so make sure we all stay
connected
in order for us to move forward
we have
to do it together
so it's up to me and it's up to
you to
all work together as we do as
pacifica
i love you all god bless you
all and we
hope to see you again
pacifica your lights i don't
fight too
bye
and here comes the song listen
to the
words
oh my goodness people of the
pacific
you're being controlled
be careful
[Music]
here it comes
that's right a new world order
is right
there behind clies to
close doors waiting to save you
all you
pacific islanders you're going
to live
because of the new world order
i know it doesn't you can't
even say
anything to this
wearing a mouse okay
the uh black lives matter uh
13 principles uh includes which
is where
you said oh i don't care if
it's a
transsexual i don't care what
it is
they have one of the principles
most of
their principles are about
about the to i think three of
the 13 and
now you're explain what you're
doing
here right because i know black
lives
matter
i'm looking at the you know
they've got
this educational push and
they're
they're pushing an agenda and
the agenda
matches what you're just playing
okay so this is for uh school
children
in the united states
yeah and one of the principles
i'll get
the list and we'll talk about
it later
but one of the principles
is to reject the heteronormative
narrative
yeah well of course
you mean like and they they had
if you
have to look up heteronormative
in the dictionary to really
understand
what they're talking about
they want to reject the
heteronormative
uh narrative
and most of the things about
sex and the
three women who founded it i
believe are
all lesbians
and man haters probably they
also want
to get men out of the picture
and they want to destroy them
they say
that
they have to get rid of the
nuclear
family because it's a problem
so they want to and they want
to get rid
of the patriarchy as part of it
and this whole thing with the
with the
transgender person coming out
there i
think it's part of this whole
scheme
but heteronormative if you look
it up i
have to do it myself since you
didn't do
it
um yeah sorry i was uh paying
attention
doesn't that mean that
heteronormative
is uh is a pancreatic
patriarchy thing
denoting or relating to a world
view
that promotes oh
heterosexuality as the
normal or preferred sexual
orientation
yes it's got nothing to do with
the
patriarchy in fact they had to
have
other principles in there
i'm sorry i got the wrong
article
so heteronormative says that um
you you view the world as
heteros
as largely heterosexual largely
unless
somebody says oh i'm not i'm
i'm gay
okay right that's the
heteronormative
view of the world and which is
the way
most people are
most people that listen to this
show
most people in the united
states are
heteronormative in their
outlook yeah
but that's not where
they see the world a certain
way as men
and women
yeah uh heterosexuals with with
homosexuality is a minor
aspect to this says no to that
you can't
do it that way
you have to assume everyone
they don't
say this but it's almost as
though you
have to assume
everyone's gay which you can't
do in
some parts of the country i
might add
you're living it i mean even
though it's
even here it's not true but uh
this is an attack and the the
entire
black lives movement
uh is an attack on black men
i hate to say oh definitely
attack on
black men and some of them are
coming
are realizing it mm-hmm a lot
of them oh
yeah
jesus for example i have a
whole show
i've been doing for a year
yeah this is a very a very
important
point and it won't take much
to get a couple of black men to
stand up
and feel like they
have a voice because yes
they're being
used they're the ones that that
are being pointed to look
they're
getting killed but get rid of
men so
when i see when i when you say
oh i
don't give a crap that some guy
with a
beard and a dress
is coming out there uh i find
it a
little bit off because it's not
the guy's not trying to be a
woman he's
just once he's a guy with a
beard
wearing a dress it was just bad
bad bad
costume clothing was just that
it was
not appropriate for a
television show it
was just not a great outfit
even even for a beautiful woman
it was
not a great outfit
of course trying to make a
point of
course bearded guys
in dresses yeah uh in different
imagery
in fact they
i think it was triggered by the
guy who
won the euro
vision contest a few years oh
yeah oh
yes yes
uh what was her name i find it i
actually find it somewhat
offensive
i'm not dead neutral on this
well what
was what was
yeah uh conchita wurst that's
who uh
won the song contest yeah
conchita wurst
from austria i think it's funny
i think
if
you're looking at it from a
sense of
yeah i mean this is kind of
like a mel
brooks type of humor
yeah you'd run into in the
producers um
well
but what was interesting is
after um
auntie tala signs off then they
go to
the clip and it's
it's uh all uh pacific
islanders they're
on a cliff it's
uh just women oh wait no no
there may
have been a couple of boys
there but
they're all dressed in uniform
black
you know they have the same
outfits on
like it was very odd to go from
that
from that you know completely
wild
ensemble of clothing that was
just a
fashion emergency no matter
who's
wearing it
to the strix kind of black
button down
the whole thing
the united nations is not cool
they do not have anyone's best
interests
at heart except their own
and the lyrics new world order
is right
behind the closed doors like
it's ready
to pop out everybody build back
better
all right um
then we have i guess
i can go to um a couple of
gates clips
that i have
because he's just all over the
place
still yucking it up and giving
us the
interviews and
and really is not able to answer
questions
here's a bloomberg interview uh
first question oh let's get into
hydroxychloroquine you think
he'd be
ready for a question like this
there's a lot of bad
information about
therapeutics
out there debunk some of the
myths for
us
debunk some of the myths
oxychloroquine
being
one of them well it's it's in
you know we is an age of
science but
uh you know sometimes doesn't
feel
that way uh you know just
the idea it's about testing and
uh hydroxyphoresis
you know the numbers are quite
clear it
got confused because the trials
were
done so poorly
but uh there's lots of good
things
coming in the therapeutic area
that are
you know really proven to work
without
the severe side effects
so uh you know a little bit slow
but a a lot of good news to
come in that
domain well that's not a
debunking
at all because he knows he
can't debunk
it
and he's trying to be uh kinda
uh you know uh noncommittal
bullcrap artist that was the
worst
answer he's ever given for any
question
well he's finally shored up his
answer
to the conspiracy theories
question
there are some raging internet
conspiracy theories
right there about you wanting
to implant
chips in people via a vaccine
and you are the center of some
frankly
ludicrous leading the witness
upset you
personally how do you feel
about all
that
well it's kind of strange
because they
take the fact that i'm
you know i'm involved with
vaccines that
part's true
you know it involves saving
millions of
lives
uh for lots and lots of
different
diseases including
you know hiv and malaria they
just
reverse it that instead of
giving money
to save lives um
you know making money to uh get
rid of
lives
yeah you know uh by inverting
it and
ascribing
uh ill intent you know it takes
this
complex situation that was
unexpected
and may
you know make it feel like it's
it's
more understandable
if that stops people from
taking the
vaccine or
you know looking at the latest
data
about how they should behave
including wearing a mask then
that's a
you know a big problem
i wouldn't have expected this
it's just
uh
you know a bit strange that
it's been
politicized and the conspiracy
period people have had a heyday
now of
course we could also say
that he's doing all these evil
things
and he just explains it upside
down
yeah that's also possible but
okay i
don't know all i see is the
bill and melinda gates
foundation's
coffers grow in size i don't
see them
diminishing
so some they're doing something
right
over there
a lot of investments they're
doing
something right it's like a
cover for
their
you know they said well what
can we do
we're investing our money but
then we
got to pay capital gains
no do it this way and we'll
just keep
growing
i mean how many jets can you
fly at the
same time
the foundation pays for it now
a little
bumble oh boy little stumble
bumble as
he's asked about tick-tock of
course
we have a tick-tock possibly
being
purchased by microsoft or
oracle maybe
oracle with walmart
we'll get to that later and he
stumbles
here what about the app in
general
obviously it's it's
a very popular app i mean is
this
something that
you would like to see in the
microsoft
family well it's nice that
tick tock's created some
competition
through
innovation and you know it
doesn't seem
like
uh preventing that information
innovation from being available
that makes much much
he said innovation but then he
said oh i
don't see a problem with making
that
much information
i mean innovation public you
know it
doesn't seem like
uh preventing that information
in
innovation from being available
that that makes much much sense
i think
he's he's thinking tracking
i don't know what he was
thinking that
was an interesting flow i was
told well
that's what people have been
saying
tracking
yeah of course um then
he's got nothing to do with
microsoft
he's not on the board anymore
well
he said that i'm here i'm sure
i'll be
asked for my uh to weigh in at
some
point blah blah blah
yeah and then he misses the
opportunity
to tie climate change to covet
misses it
i still like your idea very much
of saying coronavirus creates
climate change that is so
beautiful
climate change
created and climate change
creates
coronavi creates the
environment for
coronavirus to
flourish and and jump around
and if we
don't solve the climate problem
do you
believe there will be more
pandemics
worse pandemics in the future
well
that's not the only thing
you'll have
incredible instability
because your ability to grow
food
uh parts of the world will
be so diminished that you
literally have
hundreds of millions of migrants
and have a thriving global
economy
because you will have degraded
the
ecosystems
and you there is no quick fix
to that
thing
unlike the magic vaccine it's a
mere
uh you know year to two years
at most
to come up with a magic vaccine
magic vaccine magic
final clip from bill now this
isn't one
i just came across one of our
producers
sent it to me
this is a cctv interview that's
chinese
television
with uh with bill gates in april
now just remember shutdowns
lockdowns
for a virus
at massive scale have not been
done
they had not been done until
wuhan took
the
unprecedented measures of we
talked
about wow they got 11 million
people on
lockdown
11 million that was never heard
of
before
we now know that when that
happened uh
chinese bots went out and
started
telling
italians that lockdown was the
way to go
and they probably
flooded the u.s network social
networks
as well so that was a mind
control
trick as far as i'm concerned
and we
fell for it and we all went
down with it
and all the pharma
fuckers were in on it and
here's bill
gates thanking them for their
courage
to all the people of wuhan uh
you know
you
made a great sacrifice uh to be
in this
very strict quarantine
and you know i'm very glad that
it
succeeded
but i'm sure that the
difficulties
were very great and so we're
thankful
that
you made these sacrifices
you know being at ground zero
of uh
infectious disease is a
incredible
challenge and
you know you uh made changes
you know work was stopped your
living
was very different
and now the goal that all of
that had
which is getting the cases down
to very
small numbers
and still being super open
about okay
where are those cases
that critical thing is is
something that
people should feel good about
and you
know i hope that we can
get things even more back to
normal uh
in the months ahead is you know
we use
testing data to see
where do we still need to
restrict
things and where can we
go partially back to normal so
you know
thank you for your sacrifices
i never heard him say thank you
for your
sacrifices to any city or
state here in fact quite the
opposite
scolding us
so and that was in april please
try to
gouge them too i don't know
well of
course he's trying to gouge him
everyone's trying to gouge
everybody
so the vaccine is now a growing
concern
for researchers everyone's
starting to
figure out that it's not your
traditional
vaccine route i think president
trump is
pushing the issue
to make sure people really
don't want it
by saying
oh yeah no i'll have this done
before
the election
which is now the fda this
morning um i
think it's this morning
has said oh yeah we will
approve uh
i think at least the modern
vaccine
before the phase
three clinical trial is over
if you really feel you want to
do it you
can do it well this is a push
man this
this i think this is trump
pushing
people to never want this thing
ask anyone on the street when
it comes
out will you take it right away
of
course we know
a lot of people will they're
mind
controlled and a lot of people
have to because their kids
can't go to
school etc
but the typical liberal walking
down the
streets of austin they'll be
like no
i'll wait for i'll wait a month
or so
for the first batch
you know i can stay home and
work from
home again
i'll take the other side of this
argument i've done it every
time you
bring it up
uh they'll be lined up for it
that's
what i said
that's what i said lined up for
the
first batch yes that's what i
said i
said it did not was to take it
no
i said there will be lots of
mind
control people ready to take it
and
people who have children who
have no
other options
you said you talked to people
in austin
they said they wouldn't take it
i
misunderstood
i the peop that i said
specifically the
liberal people walking around in
downtown
austin who are privileged and
rich
they're not taking it they're
talking a
big game
they're not so it's okay
we'll it won't take long for us
to know
who had the vaccine or not
the ones twitching on the
ground the
ones twitching on the ground
will be the
ones who took it
oh yeah they're anti-vaxxers
those guys
oh yeah
well i have too many medical
professionals around saying
that they
don't want to take this thing
nobody like and and here's
here's an
interesting thing about
the concept behind this dna
in i call dna influencing
vaccine
what kind of business model is
it really
if you are striving to change
uh dna that is passed down from
one
person to the next
so the concept the way i
understand the
literature
is you as a person will your
dna is
going to change you'll have
your t
cell memory but it's definitely
a
different way
of getting your body to prepare
for a
viral
invasion than typical than
normal
and your offspring will also
have this
that's that's what they're
going for
they don't know if it's going
to work
but they then want the offspring
to also be resistant to that
um to that particular virus
that there's
now been a
a lasting dna change which to me
is pro has is a problem on two
sides one
you can't go
re-vaccinate people for that
thing
because it's fixed so you you
throw away
everything so you've got to
charge a lot for it you've got
to have
all this i mean i just i don't
understand how the business
model works
if it
if vaccine actually works you
know the
flu vaccine doesn't it comes
back we
have to change it but this
should change
people down the line
the second thing is if we start
to go
for these dna
changing vaccines
eventually everyone will kind
of be the
similar and they won't have the
same
strengths and weaknesses and
you've got
to wonder if you have
the same genetic makeup should
you then
be allowed to make children
isn't that
something that we don't do
because of
inbreeding because the dna
pool is too closely related
i think you're on thin ice here
um well
i'm asking
i don't really know but it's
the nice
the dna experts are going to
come and
hit me
[Laughter]
i'm just saying it seems i
think it's
related to a movie i once saw
but if everything sounds like if
everyone's genetically modified
where's michael crichton i
gotta die hey
the fucker wasn't wrong he was
right
about a lot of things
yeah and they had to somehow he
died for
some unknown reasons early on
very young and very very
unfortunate he
had to go
after uh was it was it state of
fear was
that it's a state
what a great book don't worry
we'll be
reviewing it again when the
green new
deal
comes around we have to deal
with that
bull crap
uh so i'm sure that we have a
lot to
discuss
as it pertains to the past week
politically
in uh certainly in the united
states
as we had the on show day we
had the the
president's
the the final uh
the final speech of the
republican
national committee very
controversial of course from
the uh
from the from the white house
from the
south lawn
and uh i didn't get much from
the speech
itself
uh but maybe i'll leave i think
i
thought it was
i thought it was a mediocre
normal trump
speech
i agree i thought it was it
wasn't
spectacular ivanka was not
spectacular
in fact her hair uh and i i
like i i
tend to like ivanka we don't
really know
much about her um
but her hair is too long and
too thin
for the
for those kinds of speeches
outdoor her
hair was flying in her mouth it
was
distracting
it was just too much that was
one of the
few screw-ups in that
absolutely no phenomenal no
there were
infomercials no i had a real
problem
with some of the things i saw
um well i didn't have a problem
with one
thing for sure
and it really irked me that i
didn't
know about this in advance
because i'm
almost
i'm almost convinced that i
would have
gone to washington dc to see
this
fireworks display
and i have never it was one of
the best
fireworks displays i've ever
seen
it was just full tilt boogie
from get go
from the get go
including boom trump spelled
out in
fireworks
followed by boom 2020 followed
by
another
trump which by the way i think
that
that's a risky bunch of shells
because
that could be upside down
i don't even know how they
pulled it off
that's always the thing you
want to see
them do and there it was
it was rudimentary but it
worked and
and you know and i was and i i
think
they heard the i checked cnn
msm i was
watching a c-span but i cut
back and
forth to see
who was saying what and it was
almost as
if they forgot that joe also had
fireworks
joe and kamala had fireworks in
that
little parking lot scene
yeah it was like the home run
fireworks
at wrigley field when somebody
hits all
you know gets one out of the
park you
get
a couple of fireworks and
you're out of
there
well let me just say a few
things about
the television production itself
um i felt that they had a crane
shot
which was
wobbly as f and that crane it
was windy
okay well then they could have
stabilized it
there was a lot of
stabilization issues
ivanka's microphone was
completely
misdirected
i mean that was a huge i could
not
believe how lame that was
you know the height of the
guest you
know the person who's speaking
next
next audio guys bad on you
and then there were a lot of
insert
shots
which were destructive from a
television
perspective to the overall vibe
they'd cut to people on phones
cut to
people
not listening not paying
attention
i saw at least four audience
shots
that were the wrong shots with
someone
on the phone were you seeing
these on
c-span
yes on c-span yeah it had to be
this is
sure that was the same
feed no but c-span has a lot of
their
own feeds
oh you think there'd be the
guys they'd
have a camera oh
they would end oh so maybe
they're
flipping that in maybe they're
doing the
crowd shots
yeah because i don't see that
that
burnett would do that
thank you i was sitting there
going this
is wrong
something is really wrong with
these
shots
you know if you remember when
c-span
does like the state of the
union they
they
to take these shots of the guy
falling
asleep and they
or the ruth gator bins ginsburg
passed
out i mean they they shoot
those shots
they love those shots
they always want to get into
the network
these guys that are working the
cameras
on c-span
i think well anyway
the whole evening was uh yeah i
thought
most of the speeches leading up
to the
to the president's speech
it was overall kind of mediocre
just in
general now
this was this was the double
striped
trump tie
so it was red and blue this is
important
because he was mixing both guys
red is the red is the is the go
to the
rally and make him nuts guy
uh lock her up blue is ceo trump
ceo trump does the numbers and
he does a
little you know cute little
jokes little
things he feels the audience he
really
he knows when he says something
that's
funny and and he'll let the
let the room breathe and people
will
laugh so you have the red and
the blue
tie
i think was exactly what it
called for
again it was not spectacular i
really
liked
joe biden's uh agenda is made
in china
trump's agenda is made in usa
that'll
stick
and he also called out
correctly that
biden is sinking in the polls
like a
rock
because of the peaceful protest
all of
that was real that landed well
and then again i just
appreciate the
mark burnett um
machio mini concert at the end
yeah that would that caught me
off guard
it was good man and and the song
so ave maria uh yeah what's the
that one everyone's favorite
that no one
knows the words to or even the
title
um and then god bless america uh
again audio guys poor poor
mixing of the crowd it sounded
like
no one was there anymore um and
that may
have been
c-span i don't know it seems
weird that
they would
mess up a brunette feed like
that but
there we were and so uh now
well after you get the feedback
that
this is an infomercial you
might want to
like
you know put your put a couple
of guys
in
you know in there yeah but you
know that
is
that is election tampering if
true you
can't
you can't yes it is c-span can
do
whatever they want it's election
tampering no matter what you do
from the
fema bull crap or not fema the
federal
election
bull crap i think it's
tampering if if
true
but what they did not tamper
with they
tried is what happened
after c-span opened the phone
lines
and you know how we've we've
done this
many times they have democrat
line
republican line independent line
they went to the democrat line
and
this is an edit obviously and
the whole
sequence of these calls is nine
minutes
long
i think they also targeted or
made sure
they were taking kind of new
york like
calls to make sure
on the democrat line they had
to switch
to saying democrat line
republican line to uh
supporting trump
line
uh supporting biden line or not
it was
it was the most bizarre thing
i've ever
seen
and just listened to a couple
minutes of
the calls that came in
on the c-span live call-in show
but do
you you still consider yourself
a
democrat
i will be changing that i'm a
lifelong
democrat
my family comes from the candy
democrats
and i will be voting for trump
this
election
norma did you watch the
democrats last
week
no i did not i couldn't be
bothered
watching them i want to tell
you also
that
we were like we're from
massachusetts
and we were lifelong and my
parents were
democrats
but we're not anymore we're
republicans
america to me is freedom of
speech is
the biggest one that
the democrats have just lost me
on
they've been attacking it
um you know they keep preaching
that
they're
the party of love and tolerance
but you
got to read the fine print
that's only
if you believe as they do
you know and and that's not the
way we
are in this country
if i hate every word coming out
of your
mouth i'm gonna fight right
next to you
to make sure you get to say it
that's
what america is about and they
just
don't get it
america needs to stay as america
i'm very upset with everything
that's
going on in
this country and i've been a
registered
democrat for many years and this
is i'm done i'm ready
i need a change i've been in the
democratic party for a long time
and see the way that the
direction of
the country is headed um i want
america
to stay a place that is free
that is
pro-business that is less
regulation
that stands for freedom that
stands for
defense of our nation
um and i see it going a
different way
with the joe biden
potential god bless
donald trump i used to be a
democrat
until
i was i didn't vote for donald
trump in
2016 but after they attacked
him so
brutally
i said they're not even giving
him a
chance and he's fighting for
america
every day i've switched
completely i am
now republican voting
republican all the
way
no more democrat for me helen
who did
you vote for in 2016
well i i didn't vote for trump
but i am
now
i mean it just went on and on
and on
it was really embarrassing for
the you
know the guy who does this
this i've noticed this with the
collins
there's a few
people that are very pro-biting
and they
just they're they're
i don't want us they're either
drunk
or uh they're just bigoted and
uh
they don't know what they're
talking
about and then everyone else is
like
this
that this is a trend yes no
it's of course it's a trend
it's a
massive trend
massive i it probably got the
c-span
guys uh thinking about
i mean because they have to
take these
calls oh yeah well that's
that's why
they
that's why i believe they
change from
democrat line to
supporting president trump line
because
that's all the calls they were
getting
hell you're on the supporting
president trump line
you're right because it used to
be
democrat republican independent
and now you can't do that
because if
they're all going to call them
pushing
trump
yep that's bad that's doesn't
give them
the kind of
they don't get any balance that
it's not
as entertaining either if they
hear it
on two sides you want to hear
both sides
yeah
so i only got uh i listened to
the thing
i thought it was
it was getting tedious but i
got a kick
out of giuliani
uh mainly because of his
punchline but
i i took three clips from
giuliani but
we could probably skip the
first one
um because it's just he goes
off and
uh you know he just goes off on
his
giuliani man yeah yeah but
we can just imagine what the
first one
was like and skip to part
two and then the kickers in
part three
so if we listen to giuliani
and this is a the kind of you
know i
said well it's a little
different
between the republicans and the
democrats because it was one
was gloomy
the last night of the
republican party
was
was i wouldn't say it was
gloomy per se
but it was pretty dark compared
to the
first three nights
where you had the cuban guy and
that
poor woman who got commuted and
who then they pardoned her uh
they they're all uplifting
stories they
had a lot of these uplifting
stories of
the cuban guy in particular was
one of
the best
but then the fourth night when
they
brought the heavy hitters out
like
giuliana they just were
after biden and the democrats
and it was
just that was their job
yeah that was their job
obviously that
that was yeah so it was the
closure they
were gonna just
pound them they figured their
audience
has never been
never beat to for some reason
ever beat
the democrat audience
in general uh except for
streaming
hold on a second i have a clip
about
that before you get to giuliani
uh who was that i think this
was let's
see who was
bitching about this president
trump's
long long long
teach last night from the white
house
long long long long three times
longer
than joe biden's president
trump's long
long long long speech last
night from
the white house
that was the highest rated
thing in the
whole republican convention but
the
president's speech last night
rated lower than his own
previous
convention speech in 2016.
it rated lower than mitt
romney's speech
from 2012 it rated lower than
john
mccain's speech from 2008 it
even rated
lower than george w bush's
re-election
speech in 2004.
hello but the thing that will
really
bother the president is that the
president's speech
last night rated lower than joe
biden's
speech
did last week during the
democratic
convention
this is fantastic you cannot
compare
ratings from 2004
with 2020 with all the
streaming and
alternative and more
channels i mean that's that's
what we
call a false equivalency ritual
however these so of course
less people watch because it's
old
losers who watch
tv like you and me so most of
those are
going to be joe biden supporters
who are also sleepy and trump
is the
internet president
now do i believe anyone has
real stats
on streaming
no it's just as bull crap as
television
ratings
so i don't care and i don't
care it
doesn't matter we don't have a
huge
audience yet here we are
alive and doing okay
but this this comparing it to
just
2000. rachel's ratings from
2004.
rachel was trying to make some
points
for
of course of course and joe
deserves
some points on the board
you know so and and then trump
shouldn't
be so freaky about it
well it's not true we had more
including
streaming oh who cares
shut up well he's that way yeah
he's a
tv i mean he's from that
generation so
let's listen to giuliani's
speech part
two
soon protests turned into riots
in many
other american cities
almost all democrat businesses
were
burned and crushed
people beaten shot and killed
police
officers
routinely assaulted badly beaten
and occasionally murdered and
the police
handcuffed
by progressive democrat mayors
from
doing anything but observe the
crimes
and absorb the blows but the
worst of it
was the slaughter of innocent
young
people with their whole lives
ahead of them the murder of
four-year-old grand tal pharaoh
in kansas city shocked the
nation but
not black lives matter
or their many democrat
supporters
17 year old basketball star
brandon
hendricks
was killed in the bronx just
days after
graduating high school
and on his way to st john's to
play
basketball
he passed with only a brief
mention
one-year-old david gardner jr
was shot
and killed in a stroller
at a cookout in brooklyn and it
caused
no
outrage for president trump and
for us
republicans
all black lives matter and the
lives of
legrand and
brandon and devil matter to us
all lives
matter to us
these continuous riots and
democratic
cities
gives you a good view of the
future
under biden
all five are the top cities for
homicides like the
top cities for rioting and
looting are
governed by
progressive democrats
using the progressive democrat
approach
to crime
which is to do nothing
substantive to
reduce
it to release prisoners as many
and as
soon as possible
and to go to war with the
police the
only group
with the capability to protect
your
citizens
i think this was effective for
a lot of
new yorkers
oh it may be they're good
they're really
new york had a big story in
today's new
york times about how
new yorkers are rushing out of
new york
city and moving into anywhere
yeah jersey connecticut into
little
houses but what's interesting
is that
giuliani i forget to
you know he's been painted as
such a
evil crooked horrible sleazy
slime
bucket
scum of the earth guy and i
forget
i lived in manhattan when he
and bratton
cleaned it up i moved there in
87 and it
was
uh it was fun and i enjoyed
times square
it was a lot it was more fun
than the
rubber bricks they've got now
but there were a lot of issues
and those
guys cleaned it up and i think
people new yorkers who've been
around
for a while and i know
rudy did have it kind of
cleaned up we
don't know if he swept people
under the rug or threw him in
the east
river but he cleaned it up
he did i was very noticeable
because i
was working
at pc magazine during this yeah
and i
went to new york a lot
uh and i went during the
dinkins era oh
that was
the dinkins era was horrible oh
man
that's when the editor uh
during that
era when they were that's when
seventh
avenue was just a
crack pipe pipe place with
everyone it
was it was terrible
uh it was times square was just
the worst and 42nd street was
loaded
with those porn
theaters it was unbelievable
and i lived
56 in broadway it was two blocks
two blocks from where i lived
it was
great
but you had to walk tall and
look like
you meant business
don't stop alert don't stop
friends
was mugged oh yeah he was
walking around
slightly tipsy and then uh
you can't do that yeah anyway
yeah so giuliani did so
giuliani goes
into and here's how he finishes
a short
clip and this is i thought was
the
kicker
it is clear that a vote for
biden and
the democrats
creates the risk that you will
bring
this lawlessness
to your city to your town to
your suburb
there is no question that this
awesome
job
of restoring safety for our
people
cannot be done
from your basement joe
yeah they've really got him on
that i
have one i won 20 second clip
from
from the president which i
thought was
uh something we must play
since we have ridiculed other
presidents
over this in the past and
he deserves the same scorn for
sure we
enacted the largest package of
financial
relief in american history
thanks to our paycheck
protection
program we have saved
or supported more than 50
million
american jobs that's one of the
reasons
that we're advancing so rapidly
yeah we don't buy those
statistics save
or support or supported no no
no no no no good try you're not
you're
not sneaking that one by us
who writes that who thinks that
that's a
good idea
well it worked very well for
obama only
one of the few podcasters who
picked up
on it yeah
yes and so it's like you know
it's a
winner yes who picks
yeah it's a winner
so do you kellyanne conway mean
well i
got a couple clips oh sure
uh she goes on she cool she
quit the job
because of her
wayward daughter claudia and
george and george quit the
lincoln
project too
her husband yeah so they both
parents
coming together
i like i went to the instagram
and
looked at this
this girl she is out of control
and i
would hate
i don't want to just generalize
but i if
you
looked up the definition of the
word
skank
okay i'm gonna look up the
definition of
the word
skank you might see your
picture okay so
uh uh a sleazy or unpleasant
person or
a steady pace dance performance
to
reggae music
yes i know what you mean so sh
um so kellyanne comes on the
fox to
explainer situation
and i just had to clip this
this is 153
this is one minute 53 which is
a long
time
it's like two clip world in any
world
it's a long time on the air
so she throws a question to
kellyanne so
what about your uh
situation with your quitting
and all the
rest and kellyanne
shows that she's still got what
it takes
because she has been put
on the sidelines a long time ago
especially with the new girl
but kellyanne shows that she's
got what
it takes to just
yammer and blab engine and she
uses
connectives
perfectly you can't cut her off
you
can't get in there and yeah
and this was i think this is
her i think
this is her
swan song her leaving the stage
and this
i believe is
is it thank you so much i
wasn't aware
we were going to talk about me
but let's
do it i
i have posted my message
publicly and
have gotten
tremendous support from people
right
left and center and
non-political people
because they understand
that we're mothers first most
important
best job most wonderful job ever
and it has been such a
wonderful ride
for a boss and a president
that's been
so good to the women you know
he's been
elevating women in business and
government on his campaign and
his
corporation
in his cabinet for decades and
it's just
been very natural he lets us
uh he confines consults us and
whether
the men knew it or not or liked
it or
not
president trump has always made
sure
that i and the other women here
have
been equal footing
with the men but i told him on
sunday
night in the oval office uh
what i was doing and and i said
you know
for the next two months you
have to
focus on winning
and i have to invest in leisure
wear and
hover over my kids as they
hover over
those computers doing school
from home
so what i'm doing is what
millions and millions of
parents across
this country are doing martha
which is trying to navigate
this new not
so normal where the kids are
learning
from home
and i and i want to be there
for them
you know during the spring
i was here every day seven days
a week
when coveted 19
first hit and when we were into
working
around the clock
and i didn't have the same
opportunity
that i want to have now to be
there for
them
but when the history books are
written i
want people to remember it's
donald j
trump who plucked me out of
plain sight
i had been working for decades
at this
and it was passed over by many
people in
the old boys network and
frankly the new boys network
and lots of
those candidates lost
but he saw in me somebody who
he wanted
to help
with his team and it was a big
team
effort and he and vice
president pence
won that election
by going all across this
country but
when people you know we have
these
handbooks that say women's
empowerment
but it's only real if somebody
lives it
if they walk it if they
actually promote
women not just talk about it
and he has
done that
yeah now that i hear this can i
i got to
say please
please i've analyzed this
comment that
she made for one minute 53
seconds
it is one sentence
[Laughter]
seriously i would advise anyone
to
listen to this and listen to it
carefully
it is one sentence with uh
using and and and butt butt and
butt and
butt
and and and she says and about
40 times
and
martha tries to get in a couple
of times
you're going to hear a little
she can't
make it
it's like trying to jump in
line i can't
quite get there
uh doors closed and uh
it's astonishing she is a real
classic uh probably uh
the best chatterbox i've seen
for a long
time it was it's pretty
phenomenal
and she is a woman to be
celebrated
because she
she did run the campaign and
she did run
it successfully
and it was really i think her
husband
george conway has been the
problem and i
think that she
either saw it as too big of
he's running
the lincoln project
either there's too much of a
problem for
her or for trump or for both
and she had to leave and her
daughter i
think is a good excuse
and it's also not handy to have
that
going around it's just it's
it's fodder
for the media and she had to go
she had to go embarrassing it's
a
humiliation yeah meanwhile she
did give
a small
gave a speech similarly that
what she
did
yeah i the at the uh convention
and
claudia conway
went on her account on
instagram or
whichever
oh here we go here we go tick
tock no
she's on tick tock
look her up and you watch all
her stuff
this is claudia's reaction to
kellyanne's
speech at the convention look
what i did
look at what i did ladies and
gentlemen
look at what i did
what that's it am i am i
supposed to be
impressed
that was her that was her
summary of
kellyanne conway's speech
she must be very proud of her
mom
apparently not goodness
so but you can go to take you
look you
go to her tick tock account
it's got
some screwball name i'm sorry i
don't
have it in front of me no it's
okay
you you know this is this is
your beat
john
you know the youtube she's she's
she's working lip syncing to
the most
rude hip-hop songs you can
imagine oh
let me guess she must be cardi b
i think she's she's 15 going on
40. have
you been around 15 year olds
today
who are on instagram or tick
tock this
is what it is
it's pretty gross yeah it's yeah
a lot oh my goodness
um do you have any more clips
from the
evening itself
oh let's that's i have a cnn
response
oh i do have well i do have a
couple of
the intros that might be worth
listening
to okay
because amy goodman went out of
her way
to uh to kind of um
demean the whole event so let's
i got
two of these amy clips to see
if i got
well here's the here's the
tease for the
segment this is amy's ludicrous
trump
tease south lawn of the white
house
officially becomes the
republican
presidential nominee
in a speech filled with lies and
falsehoods trump repeatedly
attacked his rival joe biden
and the
democratic party
lies hey funky beat amy's got
going on
that bomb
hey everybody it's amy welcome
to the
club south lawn of the white
house
officially becomes the
republican
presidential nominee
in a speech just with lies and
falsehoods trump repeatedly
attacked
who made that she never really
mentioned
any of the lies or falsehoods
she just
said they were there
oh here's the trump event run
down this
came after that
and it was it's another short
clip and
it's got more of the
same kind of vitriol democracy
now
democracy now we're breaking
with
convention i'm amy goodman
president donald trump formally
accepted
the republican party's
nomination
thursday night before a crowd
of about
1500 people on the south lawn
of the
world in defiance of social
distancing
rules attendees sat
shoulder to shoulder with few
people
wearing masks it's a super
spreader
event
now they weren't
shoulder-to-shoulder
you saw the event they were
they were
separated they were they were
not social
distancing at six feet
they weren't i did nobody said
they were
disney but they weren't
shoulder-to-shoulder they
the seats weren't packed no
they were
spread
no with no evidence
filled with lies no this is
just a lie
filled with lies no evidence he
said
now we're gonna go to we can go
to cbs
and i have a whip saw this is
another
good example this
is that chinese correspondent
that works
for cbs
that trump said to her once you
should
ask that question to china
and then she got all bent out
of shape
is it because i'm asian
well she's a she's a total drip
and
listen to this talk about
talk about lies listen this is
trump on
cbs 2001.
tonight the president is
campaigning in
new hampshire trying to build
political
momentum after his speech to
almost
2 000 mostly masculist
supporters last
night the white house lawn
sounds like that they didn't
have their
diapers on maskless cbs's
traveling with president
president trump
is stumping
in new hampshire tonight where
he trails
joe biden by a significant
margin
in washington as social justice
protesters marched just blocks
from the
white house
the president called reporters
to the
oval office to witness his
pardon of
alice johnson
whose life sentence he had
commuted two
years ago
after lobbying from kim
kardashian he
ignored questions about the
protesters
outside
meanwhile his campaign said
today that
four people who were part of the
republican convention events in
north
carolina on monday
had tested positive for kovid
19.
it was a striking display last
night as
nearly 2
000 audience members did not
socially
distance
and largely were not wearing
masks the
president did not mention
the coronavirus until 30
minutes into
his speech
and will produce a vaccine
before the
end of the year
or maybe even sooner mr trump
condemned
looters and rioters and said
only he
could ensure
law and order my administration
will
always stand
with the men and women of law
enforcement
[Applause]
that was the whole first rip
saw of
course it has had nothing to do
with the
story
nothing she said and i would
just i
would like to
anybody out there to find the
reference
where it said only
he can what was that she said
sustained
here listen we'll listen again
we'll
produce a vaccine before the
end of the
year
or maybe even sooner mr trump
condemned
looters and rioters and said
only he
could ensure
law and order my administration
will
always stand
with the men and women of law
enforcement
she reported that with no
evidence she
said only
he can ensure law and order
where where
does he say that and why does
she clip it she has no evidence
but the point is is that why
why does cbs have to blatantly
lie about the speech that they
have
right in front of them
well we do know what cbs stands
for now
don't we
cia broadcasting system exactly
i just found that to be the most
defensive thing of the entire
reportage
uh done by any of the networks
that it's
just an outward
just a blatant lie by this
reporter
they're shameless at cbs do
they have
any editors there that
get it for this sort of thing
or does
nora who's
i guess the editor-in-chief
which is
typical of the anchor she have
anything
to say about it
no no it's it's it's before we
play the
second part it's interesting
you bring
that up
you remember i had the yamiche
clip
where she's she threw out this
big
whopper of a lie about the
president
said
there were fine people at
holocaust
raleigh
that like uh at holocaust uh
jewish
uh anti-semitic rallies
whatever the
hell it was she said
yeah it was outrageous one of
our
producers caught
a blatant lie in the beginning
of that
clip
that uh and that would have
been judy
that judy also
did not correct you wanna just
listen to
it for a second oh yeah
yamiche what we are seeing is an
aggressive attempt on the part
of this
party and of president trump to
say i'm
not a racist
we heard that from herschel
walker a few
minutes ago we're hearing now
from
from state representative jones
of
georgia
to saying this president does
have
support among black
americans um to push back on the
narrative
uh that they say is not the
whole
picture about him that's right
and the
republican
party as a whole in 2012 did a
really
long autopsy trying to figure
out
how to expand their base and
how to
diversify the party then came
donald
trump
and he did the exact opposite
of what
the party said he focused on
racial division he focused on
immigration he called
immigrants rapists
and criminals he said we needed
more
police not less police
and then of course while he's
in office
president trump has really
really beat
up on the black lives matter
movement
he's called it he's called
people
anarchists he's called them not
good for
america
he's really called into
question whether
or not people should be taking
to the
streets after we see
deaths like jacob blake in
wisconsin or
george floyd in minnesota
i'm sorry jacob blake didn't die
she said death's example of
well she's
she is the really a terrible
reporter
she said death's like jacob
died deaths and where's judy
pojo
no none of that yeah where's
judy she
should be
she's the editor-in-chief more
or less
when you're the anchor uh no
that
pbs has gone down the tubes
it's it's
gotten so bad
how bad is it so bad ever since
gwen
ifill died that is it's almost
unlistenable
for his bias is biased it's
really
pathetic i
don't want to i bitch about this
constantly but let's listen to
part two
of the clip
uh with the uh the reporter
from cbs
who's
almost as bad as yamiche only
he could
ensure law and order
my administration will always
stand with
the men
and women of law enforcement
the president warned in dire
terms that
the country would
suffer under abide in
presidency joe
biden is not a savior
of america's soul he is the
destroyer
of america's jobs
joe biden criticized president
trump for
holding a quote super spreader
event at
the white house there it is
1400 people are packed into
this hangar
masks are required as part of a
state
ordinance but most people
are not wearing one nora super
spreader
event
meanwhile she's outside i don't
know
what she's talking about in
this hangar
she says as though she's in the
hangar
she's clearly outside in that
shot no
she's she's a super spreader
super super spread i've i there
was a
funny bit
on cnn after um after the
everything wrapped up after
these
spectacular fireworks
and uh pooper anderson pooper
brought on
uh who was it it was daniel dale
i guess he's a maybe he's their
political guy i'm not quite
sure what he
does uh over at cnn but they
made a big
deal daniel dale is here daniel
dale is
and he's daniel dale and he's
fact
checked everything everybody
he's fact
checked it and everything the
president
said was a lie
anderson this president is a
serial liar
and he serially lied tonight i
counted
preliminarily more than 20
false or misleading claims i
want to go
through a whole bunch of them
quickly
because i think it's all
important
trump said joe biden is quote
talking
about taking down the border
wall
biden has specifically
explicitly
rejected that idea he just said
he'll
stop
further additional construction
trump
claimed as always that he is
the one who
passed the veterans choice law
barack obama signed that into
law in
2014
trump signed a 2018 law to
modify it
trump said i have done more for
the
african-american community
than any president since
abraham lincoln
that is ludicrous lyndon
johnson for one
signed the civil rights act in
the
voting rights act
trump again touted a quote
record nine
million job gain over the past
three
months he didn't mention as
usual that
that gain follows a record 22
million
job
loss over the previous two
months he
said he'll quote continue to
lower drug
prices they've increased
during his presidency he said
they
opened a jerusalem embassy for
less than
500 000
early documents show it was at
least 21
million he claimed nato member
spending
has increased for the first time
in about 20 years spending in
fact rose
in 2015 and in 2016
before he took office he said
he will
always and republicans will
always
strongly protect people with
pre-existing conditions that
pledge has
already been broken he and they
have
repeatedly tried to weaken those
protections in obamacare
he claimed again that he banned
travel
from china and europe no he
imposed
partial restrictions with many
exemptions
tens of thousands of people
continued
traveling over he boasted about
the
covet testing system
and about his general response
look
experts near universally say
the u.s was
fatally slow in its response
especially
slow in setting up adequate
testing he
said that he ended what he
called a
nafta nightmare and he signed a
brand new u.s mexico canada
agreement
the usmca that agreement
preserves
maintains most of nafta he
boasted about
building about 300 miles of
border wall
what he didn't say is that most
of that
is replacement barrier as of
august 7th
according to official data
just five miles had been built
were not
existed before
he suggested that joe biden
would
confiscate guns that's baseless
biden is
running on a non-mandatory
buyback
of so-called assault weapons he
said
democrats want to defund the
police
biden again doesn't has
rejected that he
said he's quote very good
information
that
china wants biden to win
because biden
is soft on china or cheerleads
for china
the u.s intelligence community
says
china wants biden to win
because it sees
trump
as unpredictable he said biden
vowed to
close down charter schools
biden's plan
is skeptical on charters but
would not
abolish them entirely he
denounced biden
for voting for the iraq war
biden did
indeed vote for the iraq war
but what
trump doesn't mention is that he
also supported that invasion he
said
democrats twice removed the
word god
from the pledge of allegiance
at their
convention
two individual caucus meetings
outside
the main prime time programming
did leave it out but it was
uttered in
every primetime event trump
denounced
so-called cancelled culture as
like an
insidious left-wing thing he
died
i just it's beyond me i mean he
says
that but yeah the church is
like biden
and the
for the different i mean the
the kinds
of things you could do this
with anybody
of course of course but that's
what
makes it so
you can definitely do it you
can do with
the media you could do it with
bite you
could do with anybody you could
say well
he said this but
you know in fact and i mean
they've as
we've seen before they have
condemned trump for uh saying
15 when he should have said 16.
yeah
oh my goodness oh
i don't know it's almost worth
the clip
of the day no no not really not
really
it's it it was actually it's
it's your
it's your let's go
to this thing that happened
this morning
okay just to get it out of the
way
all right and that's the bonus
clip when
you work in a bureaucracy or a
government agency
they make a big point write it
don't say
it write it don't say it
because you
say things and then you can't
remember
um you get it wrong
and uh which is you know
typical you don't do gentleman's
agreements with your government
agency
you write stuff down
right that makes sense is it
called a
report isn't it a report
isn't it report by definition
written
down
things tend to be this should
be written
down in many cases but let's
listen to
the way they play this one
apparently with this story kind
of
self-explanatory but we'll talk
a little
bit about it afterwards
there's a good line in here by
the way
the national intelligence
director
announced a major shift on
election
security
nicole killian is at the white
house
hello everybody
with 66 days to go until
election day
cbs news has learned
the office of the director of
national
intelligence will no longer
brief
members of congress
in person about election
security and
will instead do it in writing
in a letter to lawmakers
director john
ratcliffe wrote
i believe this approach helps
ensure to
the maximum extent possible
that the information odni
provides the
congress is not misunderstood
nor politicized house democrats
called
it a shocking abdication of its
lawful
responsibility
with intelligence chairman adam
schiff
tweeting the administration
clearly does
not want congress or the country
informed of what russia is
doing you
have leakers on the committee
obviously leakers that are
doing bad
things
the developments come as the
president
and democratic rival joe
biden pivot to campaign mode
following
back-to-back conventions
in new hampshire friday
president trump
railed against protesters who
disrupted
his acceptance speech and
accosted some
of his supporters
you know what i say protest is
your ass
i don't talk about my ass
they're not protesting former
vice
president biden and running
mate kamala
harris made separate virtual
appearances
saturday touting a more
empathetic approach president
biden and
vice president harris will have
your
back
the biden campaign says the
decision by
odni to switch to written
intelligence briefings is deeply
alarming and should be reversed
odni says it is fulfilling its
obligation to congress and will
keep
them fully informed
leading into the election jamie
you'd
think that those
reports were written down to
start with
actually
yeah they used to go in there
and tell
them what they you know
here's what we think about and
they read
a report and then they get
maybe ask a
question maybe not
and then the shifts they're
we're
talking about the
the congressional the house of
representatives uh
oversight agency run by adam
schiff
intelligence group
oh yeah they would just come
out and
then feed it to the media in
the way
they thought
saw fit right and you know so
they'd lie
and so
now because it's written down
like it
should have been in the first
place it
should have never been reported
orally now if they if some bull
crap
comes out
about one thing or another
trump can
declassify the documents
and no here's exactly what it
said yeah
that's
where he's got them over a
barrel and
that's what they don't like
and there's no reason in the
world for
schiff and
pelosi and all these people to
get bent
out of shape about that
about this being done as a
written
document as i said earlier
government really requires
write it
don't say it and it's very easy
to
inject
some false information if it's
written
down false information either
by giving
different copies to different
people or
whispering an additional piece
of
information
it's much easier to find the
source of
it the leak
if they're looking for the leak
i don't
think that and in this
situation i don't
think that's what they're
up to because they're not doing
these
one-on-ones as far as i know
all right but yeah that is an
old trick
yeah you just change one word
yeah one
word
just to see if someone comes up
with it
that's interesting i think
that's the
point of it i think the point
of it is
what i said which is that trump
can
declassify it and say
no here's what actually
happened so the
new york times so the new york
times
guys now
won't listen to anybody they
say let me
see the document i'll see for
myself
i was a little skeptical about
your
theory that uh
president trump has had uh kovid
and he was cured and believe me
everyone
i talked to was like
and i reviewed uh i don't have
i didn't
clip it but i did go back and
review
where he talked about taking
hydraulic i
think you're right
i think you're right
i think yeah i i i where else
would he
take hydroxychloroquine it
doesn't make
any sense you just don't take
it out of
the blue
and he said oh i'm just taking
it for a
week and i'm gonna stop yeah
this is
probably right
interesting i'm surprised you
doubted me
because you
told me that you thought it was
probably
right but let's let's go back
over the
reasons for this why wouldn't
he not
admit it yeah why would he not
admit it
because they've
democrats get bent out of shape
holy see
should be in quarantine for two
weeks
and time code show opener
that's what they do they say it
should
be in court the anchor is not in
quarantine
he's killing us all he's a super
spreader 25th amendment 25th
amendment
we oh he's not fit
you know yeah that's the other
one 25th
amendment they start calling
for that
again
he could be mentally unstable
after that
we don't know we don't know
exactly what
the long-term effects are of
covid19 so
but he did he basically said he
was
taking hydroxychloroquine
we should have spotted it when
he did it
yeah we're such as a
as a message to the cognoscenti
that
i've got it i'm getting rid of
it it's
going to be because of
hydroxychloroquine
uh wink wink nudge which is
what that
was you shouldn't have
mentioned it
all but we missed it we missed
it yeah
we did
we did and i see you've pulled
the iso
protest this your ass i don't
talk about
my ass
it's big enough to have a
conversation
about don
it has its own zip code it's so
big uh
well um just to uh to pull it
back to
what's going on with saving
people
helping us get out of this the
european
union surprisingly little money
they've
made available
across the board 900 million
900 billion
euros
but most of that is alone and
only i
think three or 400 billion is
actually
money that's being given and
the dutch
are still
the dutch people are bent out
of shape
that they're giving the money
for italy and spain uh it's
their tax
money that's bailing them out
and what
are we going to get in return
so you know that always is is
bad it's
bad and that's kind of a
situation we
have here
where uh the democrat party
wants to
save its states who
uh messed up their finances uh
to the
tune of
tens of billions of dollars per
city at
new york city i think it's 40
or 60
billion
los angeles and california have
no idea
how i mean texas
has problems too but you know
these are
really
insurmountable when you get to
this the
state and city bonds
um it's a real problem and so
the
trillion everyone agrees
there's a tr
the third package
we have a trillion another
trillion
dollars we've already handed
out three
suck it eu another trillion
dollars for
everybody to and
businesses and let's eat and
then the
democrats want
an additional trillion for
bailing out
and of course
anyone who's living in in a non
state
that's in that trouble he's like
no why should i do that i don't
really
feel like helping out everybody
to that
degree
i thought personally it would
wind up at
350 billion
uh turns out they uh they're
getting
very close
the demo the republican team
came back
and said
you know what uh we'll do 1.3 i
think
they're still going for the
1.35 but
here's pelosi all bent out of
shape
over it time now for the
executive edge
and an update on the stimulus
stalemate
house speaker nancy pelosi and
white
house chief of staff mark
meadows failed
to advance negotiations
on a new pandemic relief
package when
they spoke yesterday for the
first time
in weeks
the pair held a 25-minute phone
call
when asked about the call at a
briefing
pelosi
had this to say about the chief
of staff
not even the lead negotiator
that would
be
mnuchin uh we consider whatever
his name
is
she she's insulted that mnuchin
didn't
call
it was mark meadows who's been
in
congress who all of a sudden
she doesn't
remember his name anymore
whatever his name is what's his
name met
meadows
she's the rudest horrible woman
ever
now there's a couple others on
the list
but she's up there whatever his
name is
what's the name met meadows
they're
staffing
mr mnuchin and they um
if they are willing to meet us
in the
middle then we can sit down and
talk
so this is you want you called
me i'm
returning your call
are you ready to bring much
more money
to the
table talks collapse after the
last
relief package expired in july
over
disagreements on unemployment
aids state
and local government relief
as well as school funding so
she wants
halfway she wants 500 billion
it'll be
3.50
watch i've seen enough antique
roadshow
i've seen
storage wars i know how this is
where
storage
and storage wars i know what
pricing is
oh my goodness but with that
i'd like to
thank you for your courage to
say in the
morning to you the man who put
the sea
in the conway kid john cena
well in the morning to you uh
mr adam
curry also in the morning it
all ships
to see boots on the ground feet
in the
air
subs in the water and all the
names are
nice out there yes in the
morning to our
trolls in a literal
room uh let's do a quick troll
count
hands up trolls let's see how
many we
got there 1733 we are
77 shy of our typical sunday
show so i don't know what's
going on how
was the zephyr today
by the way what was the zephyr
it was
eight cars and it was going at
normal speed eight car normal
speed so
we have sped up a little bit on
on the heels of that i have a
zephyr
economic outlook from one of our
producers
chuck they all thought it
passes on my
wife works for
a if not the largest freight
shipping
company in the world today she
received
an email from a vip in the
company
it stated they are expecting
monumental
numbers of imports this year
into the
next year
so monumental that many records
will be
broken there will be a shortage
of
truckers and importing jobs
these were the words of the vip
in the
company
so i don't know exactly what
what's
happening but i would say
the fact we went from slow
moving eight
car to a steady as she goes
is good news
that she said that we're going
to have a
that's an interesting report
yes freight shipping so where
will it be
coming from
china well maybe england
england's going to have to do
some you
have to do to help bail them
out what do
they make that we want
rovers land rovers
i said that we want remember i
had one
of those
i don't want one of those
anymore i
don't think i don't think it's
good for
my health or mobility in that
matter
um that is uh the troll room of
course
is where we're counting trolls
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it's kind
of i mean i don't know why you
would you
want a whole bunch of dicks to
come in
but okay that's it's your
invite we'll
know who invited them
you're just going to put it out
there i
mean so what do you think's
going to
come in
for people who are friendly to
us think
about who's on twitter but he
uses twitter i'm sorry
okay i won't do it on twitter
it's
probably not the place to do it
uh thank you no no let's thank
uh the
artist
for episode uh 1272.
we titled that one by stamps
and uh
nice cover from march march who
i
believe it also
had also donated that show and
we know
march from our covid 95
podcaster edition artwork which
is
fantastic this was the
i heart new york made up as a
burning
cauldron of hell with the i
communist
hammer and sickle
signal symbol uh new york and
then ccp
uh it got attention people
liked it it
strength
sent a strong message
i don't know if to whom but it
sent the
strong message we liked it
was there something else you
needed to
say about this yeah i liked the
cuomo
picture that was next to it
which was done as as andrew
cuomo and
some sort of a
communist uh kind of a
propaganda
image yeah correct the record
he's been
doing some pretty good stuff
recently
yeah and why did we not use
that why did
we not
i don't know why there was a
those are
the two they're right next to
each other
and then the
you uh made the argument that
the uh
new york ccp would show up
better on
twitter and net didn't actually
do it
not really no i wasn't actually
right i
was i was but i was looking at
some of
the other imagery i should
mention this
i'm surprised somebody hasn't
gotten one
in they have
rewritten and redone i
mentioned this in
the newsletter if people
would subscribe to be better uh
they've changed the the
elephant logo
the republicans have is now a
rampaging
elephant
oh he's no longer a docile huh
rampaging it used to be a
docile looking
icon
iconic elephants this is like
more like
a
rampaging elephant well good
for them on
the rebrand
yeah and by the way the the
republican
party
just think back to the
republican party
of
romney and mccain
and bush these are all dick bags
the republican party now is
completely
different it's like a working
man's
nationalist party it's
something very
new yeah
whatever whatever was presented
was not
the republican party of the
bushes
and the carries and all these
no or or
clinton
just as much a republican call
herself a
democrat all she wants
so bill clinton was more of a
modern
republican than those other guys
yeah and trump is more of a
democrat
than a republican
at least but this the party has
changed
i've never been a member of
party i
have no desire to be i don't
join clubs
i've been in all the parties
yeah
and i'm now unaffiliated
because i think
that's the way to go
because then they appeal to you
the
parties assumes too much about
their own
members
well the whole thing about
these parties
is just because it's easy for
you to
click a box and then everything
is
voted for you that's only in
certain
states oh it's not in every
state that's
interesting
not here it's never been here
you don't
even have an option for
republicans
it's called a straight party
ticket uh
yeah there are some
states where you can just click
a box
and you it's just you just
automatically
vote for all the republicans or
all the
democrats
but straight party tickets
don't exist
in some states including
california
well what we're going to wind
up with is
we're going to wind up with a
democrat
basically a democrat
nationalist party
and a democrat and a socialist
party
that's what's going to happen
it's so
obvious people are either going
to be
kind of over here or
way over there i don't think
there's any
republican thing
anymore i'm interested to see
how the
country deals with
the uh uh
pro life versus pro-choice
because those
are the
politically correct terms you're
supposed to use
that's very interesting to see
how that
goes over in the united states
and i
think the
the rnc convention did a
reasonably good
job if you watched all of it
which no
one does
a reason a good good job of
saying hey
you know
planned parenthood is all over
the the
poorest neighborhoods
they always bling and bring of
course
the black community
and i think people are starting
to pay
attention to that it's like
well that is
kind of interesting why is that
and what
is going on there
but otherwise it i did not see
the big
roe v
wade debate between the two
parties
everyone kind of it just
it didn't really happen
anywhere which
would be a great for a debate
with uh
with biden and trump
for which i'm not holding my
breath
there's not going to be a debate
all right you should you want
to call it
you want to call that red book
call it
well i'm i i don't want to
do i want to call it or not i
mean i
don't want it to happen i want
there to
be to be a debate i want to see
a debate
because
we know it's going to be great
television we know it's going
to be
fantastic
but we also know and i think the
democrats also know this
even though they really are
kind of
hiding that they know this
maybe they're
fooling themselves
but they know that if joe biden
goes on
stage with trump he's done
so i'm gonna call like a brexit
it's
like you know
lots of talk no action i think
they're
gonna i'm gonna
okay i'll call it no debate
there will
be no debate with joe biden
all right hold on a second it's
going in
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because
we want debates we desperately
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and we'd like to thank our
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producers and associate
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producers for this fine episode
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i'm going down my own path with
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i'd like a d douching you oh
sorry the d doucher wasn't ready
you've been deduced
and at the end he's gonna want
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karma for my overworked wife
anything else is that just he
just wants
the jobs karma and we're good
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he says no jingles the only
time i've
ever met anyone else who
listened to the
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i'm sure
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first time i listened to the n
a show
was by accident i was just
starting to
listen to podcasts and i don't
know how
i clicked on the show
but i kept wondering who the
heck is
this
noah
no agenda who's this no agenda
guy
thanks for doing the show don't
stop
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onward was sir henry of flower
field 366
and he said and check in a note
too
right
he's in austin by the way
austin texas
uh my donation a dollar a day
for the
last year
this year you get an extra
little extra
366.
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thing i
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karma
thanks
sir henry of flowerfield thank
you sir
austin texas
thank you sir see you at the
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fleet larson's next on the list
with 350
from bettendorf iowa and he
writes
in a normal fashion this is a
special
donation for our friend ron we
are a
small group of producers from
the quad
cities in iowa
and illinois who used to see
each other
often and have kept in touch
for years
with daily texts about the show
after the wuhan flew in the
quarantine
we started the habit of video
conferencing as a group almost
every
friday night
and it's been great to discuss
the show
within our group
right i can just imagine ron
has elected
to take an early
maybe i should come in one of
these zoom
conference calls when you guys
and i can
answer questions
no there's no idea that's what
i'm i'm
that's not in a note that's
what i'm
suggesting
yeah you know what's gonna
happen now
you can get at about 20 emails
saying
the following
you should join our jitsi
meeting
yeah that's not good i'm not
probably
not going to do any of it so
don't
get your hopes it's just it's
just hot
air people
it's hot air it's totally hot
air
he's lying i'd like to do it
i have my heart's in the right
place
anyway he continues saying he's
apparently donating
this is for ron uh he's
apparently
donated enough to be a knight
but has
little staking
he just he has some nuts he's
not staked
his claim
ron is elected to take oh i'm
sorry
nonetheless our group would
like to help
ron start his retirement off
right with
little donation toward his
baronet
status since in retirement he
may not
always be able to afford his
own mutton
and mead
ron will have to claim his own
title for
his knighthood but for now our
group is
going to
refer to him as sir ron the
oriental
drummer
let's put him on the list you
want to
put him on okay we can do that
so he can change it later if
he's not
going to
take enough effort to make it
in the
first place yeah he's from his
group his
group's calling he's giving him
okay so ron and he will become
sir ron of what
the or sharon the oriental
drummer
the apparently he's getting
those big
giant drums he pounds when he's
wearing
a loincloth
that's my image oh that's hot
okay
he's on the list giving a shout
out from
a group and a little goat karma
for his
great retirement
i'll take this one we got uh
adam
ziegler
from rock island illinois uh d
douche me
podfather
holy crap i've been a listener
for 10
years this is my first donation
well that's fine first last
doesn't
matter
finally enough value for you we
appreciate it i was hit in the
mouth by
producer c
mike in kansas city it did not
take much
for him to convince me that no
agenda
is the best podcast in the
universe took
me a few months before i came a
regular
listener but i've been along
for the
amygdala shrinking ride ever
since
c mike needs to be called out
as a
douchebag
as a douchebag i even gave him
fair
warning something might be
coming also
it's not a competition but let
it be
known that i have more human
resources
than cmic does yes
see mike has i think nine
children so
love to know what your tally is
adam
uh others i have hit in the
mouth that
also need called be called out
as a
douchebags well here we go he's
quite a
list
frank the well-dressed arms
dealer
jacob the integralist
international
composer
drew the savage strong man and
riley the tactical manical
maniacal
beekeeper and matt
just mad he doesn't get a fancy
name because he doesn't listen
enough to
the show uh no carmen needed by
duo from
jingle request don't eat me
bojiden live
in the mac and cheese life goat
scream
today august 30th is my 40th
birthday a
show day and a great time to
donate
3 33 33 thanks special thanks
to my
smoking hot beautiful bride and
wonderful crazy human resources
i love
you all so much
all right this note is long
enough we
need to get back to doing the
work love
and light your brother adam of
rock
island illinois kilo delta nine
alpha
indie echo
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t money hey jamani jamani 333
33 in
dallas
dallas texas uh jingle sharpton
song
getting lunch at chipotle
itm john and adam love your
work long
time since i donated so please
deduce me
oh you got it
hasn't been that long enough
she felt it
was
too long yeah i guess i donated
so
please do
okay i also give a shout out to
sir cal
of lavender blossoms
his cbd solve is magic
it truly is and donating is love
she's getting lunch at chipotle
the tortillas in the race
kim kardashian is
there's no real conflict
resistance
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that's the only one we have
it's a
little long but we don't have
that many
jingles today so
okay there you go it's a fun i
like the
g-money we love you thank you
okay now you got another long
note from
joel cellovich
in revere massachusetts that's
333.13.
uh in the morning first time
donor
i'm a procrastinator by nature
but this
donation should have been done
a long
time ago i brought
i bought the money order and
didn't send
it right away and it generated
a streak
of bad
luck oh noes including my water
heater
rupturing
flooding my place stepping on my
favorite sunglasses
and just last night while
cleaning up
after a crazy storm
like i caught his hand written
i caught a branch in the head
giving me
first
a first order black eye who
knows well
first ever black eye
please de-douche me yeah you bet
you finish me before i continue
my
streak of bad luck thanks for
all you
guys do it's
worth more than i can afford i
am
in desperate need for some
super-sized
shot of goat karma to cover
one my first human resource due
at the
end of october
to becoming a 46 year old
father first
kid
hey hang in there i always say
hang in
there
uh and three a streak of good
luck to
help me somehow afford this new
chapter
in my life
please and it works out please
inform
all the good producers
and fence sitters to become
parents our
current crop of people
are failing good people make
more good
people
now get out here and bet or
give the
full
load i haven't hit my
uh oh i haven't hit me fumando
expose
caliente
in uh being been due to slight
language
barriers but i will
get her soon oh she hasn't hit
his wife
in the mouth thanks for
everything
joe selvich revere uh
massachusetts on
oh one last thing all m.a
producers
vote dr shiva okay
and uh hold on a second i had
one
forever i'm in massachusetts
massachusetts producers not n a
hold
at least give him that there's
something
else we needed to do
yeah he wanted some goat karma
ah the
goat karma that's what i was
waiting
you've got harmony by the way
uh adam adam of rock island
10 human resources 10
wow yeah they call him the womb
raider
i want to uh skip back to last
week
before i go to dirty dick bangs
yeah dc yeah and this is uh
this is our eight dollar 828.55
five
cent uh this is on the list that
erickson
uh donation that we had no note
for
and so she writes in obviously
i sent
the email to the wrong
address a request for trump's uh
okay she wants says the 8 28
donations a
lot of money
she wants the trumps arouse
china
a-hole and it's true for um
jingles
i would like my donation of
828.55
credit to my smoking hot hobby
danny carroll not only is his
55th
birthday on 8 28 i think that's
on the
i think he's on the list but
this
donation will also bring him to
the
round table
i couldn't think of a better
gift he
never asked for anything
and in my life with him he's
always been
my knight
so what better gift to make it
than to
make it official i'm requesting
that that from henceforth he'd
be known
as sir danny surveyor of the
south point
knight of the river hog hawg
please bring yummy buns to the
table
round table
yummy buns whatever that is now
is he on
the list for today i believe so
right
i don't know take a check okay
take a
check special requests for
trump's
iraq okay trump aroused china
asshole is
true
thank you for the continued
shrinking of
the amygdalas
deanna carroll future dame of
the best
podcast in the universe and
then she has
some other accounting for that
and what
would his name what is his name
i'm
sorry i'm in a different screen
now
it's fine um now i gotta back
it up to
figure it out
night night night he wants you
because
you'd be known as sir danny
yeah surveyor of the south
point yeah
got him on the list and i have
the yummy
buns
and i also have what you
requested it
was hard to get it aroused and
it is
hard to get it harassed but we
got it
harassed
china is asshole hey come on
yeah
there we go you've got
karma all right you got that
out of the
way dirty dick banks meanwhile
comes in
with 333
from washington dc the swamp
thank you for all you do the
sanity you
provide is priceless i got three
call-outs and a karma request
team abc
archer campbell bangs age three
loves
goat screams
barrett alexander alexander
bangs h4
loves the drone sound effect uh
hold on
hold on hold on no no no
no no i can't go that fast here
we go
here's this drone sound effects
there you go sounds like a
swarm of bees
and colton reed bangs aged 16
months no
clue what he likes he can't talk
so how about another goat scream
there you go brother
now for daddy big need big
sales karma
i'm in the process of
protecting our
military from themselves
i.e the chinese and need big
sale karma
to get my customers to make a
big
purchase unfortunately i'm up
against up
against the largest solution
integrators
uh in the world
let's see who do you think that
might be
microsoft oracle um
booz allen who would rather melt
our dod budgets these big big
these big
milk the budgets raytheon uh
with
free open source solutions that
goes it
could be ibm too they're big
organizations
or they're trying to hijack
linux for
sure with open source solutions
that
require
thousands of bodies to maintain
solutions that never work
now that sounds like ibm
just ask the guys who put
together that
uh obamacare website that was
that was
for all of our military folks
listening
who might someday have
purchasing power
for our dod buy proprietary
software
not open source quote unquote
free
solutions
when you think of free open
source
software ask yourself
like a free like a puppy or
free like a
beer
remember puppies poop pee
destroy things
need costly vet
visits have to eat uh so
is free free one more time yes
i'm
asking twice big sales karma
please if i
if i get this deal you'll be
making
jingles about me big
that means she's gonna become a
dude
yeah i know i know where you do
i know where he's going big if
because
i've got aforementioned c
uh cls our own dod stupidity
and my
company's screwing me all the
way
they are all getting in and all
getting
in the way i'm sorry i can't
read today
but hopefully karma works
already helped
me get a new aforementioned
house uh my mother beat cancer
and
provides us three human
resources
karma's work so far your
beloved baron
dirty dick bangs of dcps i'm not
one of those nice parents who
donates in
their kids names
no one gives you anything in
life you
take it that most important
lesson in
life is what my kids get
instead of
peerage
oh god all right well i am
hoping that
you get a big ass
sale out of this so i'm going
to throw
in a goat for the sales karma
you've got karma
and i'll take sir of the papal
fiefdom
of
utrecht in the netherlands 333
in the morning john adam will
keep it
short and simple as myself
perceived
witty writing in my first note
caused john to butcher it
despite
missing my jobs karma jingles
and d
douching as an i was laughing
out loud
about the consequences of the
cold read
of me trying to be smart
i've been wearing my night ring
with
pride since then of course
a new donation was already
overdue so
when i took my kids to an indoor
skydiving center
and i got the helmet with
number 333
it was a sign from the heavens
the local
slave administration tells me i
turned
half a century old last friday
20th
28th of august doesn't match the
quarter-century adonis i see in
the
mirror every morning even so as
i just
missed the other thursday show
can i get
on the birthday list in arrears
as my jobs karma was missed on
my first
donation and only indirectly
restored
some fresh new dealer's choice
jobs
karma would be very welcome
keep up the
good work thank you for your
courage
jingles uh juice amazing see
something
say something
and yes we will up that job
that jobs
karma
for you with the jobs karma we
know is
guaranteed to work
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juice
oh my god that is honest jobs
jobs jobs and jobs let's vote
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sir dave come in hey duke of
america's
heartland in the arabian
peninsula at
your service
321-23 he's got a report
first things first i was
unfired last
week i'm now out of the
schrodinger's cat-like
existence of
being stuck in a saudi
arabia-shaped box
while simultaneously being
fired and not
fired
all right there's a few people
out there
that will get that
yes they will they're quite
funny quite
often
or very intelligent so thanks
to the no
agenda collective for all the
jobs karma
this stuff works people
that said we're all expecting
that we'll
be fired again come in october
so i'm pretty sure i'll be
leaving
contra the contract at the end
of the
year and humbly request a bit
more of
that juicy jobs karma as now i'm
definitely need to look for a
real job
i've been quietly submitting
applications
for a few months now honestly
other than
returning to dame
melody and elizabella isabella
and
isabella the dames
are lovable mongrel rusty i've
not
been that keen on returning to
the land
of my birth everything just
seemed so
insane back
there right now i'd prefer to
bring my
family to the kingdom where we
only have
to worry about the occasional
celebratory wedding gunfire
and rogue iranian missiles or
houthi
explosive drones flying by
but as they say big sky little
bullet
that's funny that's is that
what they
say in the uae
hmm i get the joke yeah i mean
i get
that i can see where this is
saying
because these guys you know
they have a
wedding they shoot all these
guns in the
air yeah and then bullets
couldn't come
down and kill people
yes unfortunately i have no
agenda show
to counter the media narrative
and bring
me to a sense of calm and peace
that
means you can come back without
worrying
about it
three cheers for no agenda hip
hip
hooray hip hip hooray hip hip
hooray
a goat karma for you and the
ladies
you've got karma
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palmetto
florida's 300
and he wants to say he's been
upgraded
to baron
very nice title change coming up
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you
dude named daniels our first
associate
executive producer i want to
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i do want to read a note from
one of our
uh producers uh vince sir vince
actually
okay night of the pacific
northwest
uh i had a recent experience
with covet
that i thought you might be
interested
in two weeks ago we were
visiting my
family in california while we
were there
my brother's wife tested
positive for
covid
we cut our visit short headed
back to
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i checked in with my doctor and
he went
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he took the test that says if
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with covid
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and i told her no
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she said that's wrong
trump is influencing the cdc
and i
should go around my doctor
not wanting to go down the
rabbit hole
with her i ended the
conversation
she's a big rachel maddow viewer
that'll do it
so um we can do black lives
matter
we can do otg do you have
what do you have planned just so
everyone knows we never know
what
uh what clips or ideas each
brings to
the table except our own
well i have a couple of things
on here
that's kind of interesting
uh i have a few clips that by
the way
there's a new dutch podcast on
slavery npr
people once called it the
triangular
trade european ships
went to africa then carried
slaves to
the americas that formed a
triangle on
the map the netherlands was
once a great
sea power and played a
significant role
in this trade
now two women and a podcast are
transforming the dutch
conversation it's
the new two girls in the cup
it's two
women in a podcast
and about history and race
joanna
kakissa says their story
peggy balva was relaxing at
home in the
port city of rotterdam
when she got a phone call that
surprised
her a white journalist
wanted to do some research
about the
slavery and her family history
there was some kind of
connection
between her family history
and my family history this was
the first
time
that i spoke with a white
person about
slavery and their connection
with it
valva's parents are from
suriname a
country in south america that
used to be
a dutch colony
her ancestors were enslaved on
a sugar
plantation there
this is such a conflagration
and this is what this whole
dutch pete
thing has been about for the
five six years we've been
following it
we just want you to know
reparations coming for the
surnamers for
the moroccan
uh the indonesians
yeah yeah we want reparations
we and
that and you talk to the
first generation born dutch um
surinames uh yeah yeah we
deserve money
now
it's no different from american
slavery
no different well you can keep
going for
a long time with this
i got to look into that podcast
see
who's really who's really
producing oh
it's
dreadful yeah it's not really a
podcast
it's an eight-part series these
should
be called something other than
a podcast
i don't mind if
you can call that a podcast i
don't mind
i'm not gonna
let's just do a couple more
things going
on cbc has a cbc has like 35
podcasts and
they have this podcast of
podcasts that
they show and it's played on
local
one of our local pbs stations
one of the
weakest ones
k-a-l-w and uh
but i have a this is one that
with this
clip is cbc podcast showcase
and i haven't i there's
apparently i
have a question for you after
we play
this clip
hi i'm the naba duncan and this
is the
cbc podcast showcase
so today we're sticking to the
new stuff
for the next half hour i'm
going to be
sharing the latest shows that
are fresh
out of the podcast oven and
that means
new seasons of old favorites
and hot new shows that haven't
been
broadcast anywhere else
today it is our new and notable
episode
let's do this
okay your question how do you
have a hot
new
show that's never been
broadcast yes
i want to know uh
well it's bullshit it's called
marketing
it's called promotion i mean
they're
promoting their own stuff
so it's a hot new show it's hot
it's hot
baby it's sizzling
like michelle obama's spotify
only
podcast well i would consider
it a hot
new podcast
and by the way thank you to the
developers who heard my call
and are
very curious about podcasting
2.0
there is a fresh podcast
recorded and
coming your way very soon so
you can
find out what it is and let's
let's uh help everybody with
these hot
new podcasts
let's make it play another this
is a
rando
podcast from the cbc just has a
little
clip that i thought was
interesting
because it's using a lot of
buzzwords
this is the rando cbc podcast
you know
fabiola this is
exactly the kind of systemic
racism that
kennedy was talking about
yeah and a lot of this history
is hidden
and if we don't do the work
oh yeah there was a good
article about
um what was this article
called luxury beliefs that was
the new
york post
luxury beliefs are the latest
status
symbol for rich americans
and and the whole crux of the
article is
just like people who feel
they're
in a higher class often
subtly want you to know that
they are
in that class i.e by not
driving a brand
new car
but you know the six months old
um
uh you know wearing uh
for someone who knows very
expensive
clothing but not too flashy
and now this is part of the uh
of this
luxury belief is like well i'm
doing the
work
and that's how you get out of
it anyone
who says
i'm doing the work is full of
crap they
you did
you read a book wow yeah
yeah it's a good article it's
in the
show notes it's worth checking
it out
it's pretty funny so as we kind
of
transition to some thoughts on
black
lives matter we had one of these
uh one of the promoters a writer
a black writer called robin
maynard she
sounds more like a valley girl
but she's
i think she's canadian too and
she's on
one of the
cbc podcasts and this podcast
is by the
way
i will say this is what about
them
podcasts or
that show that they keep
wanting me to
do i'm now i'm doing the work
so you're going to see a lot of
these
clips from these
screwy podcasts this one this
podcast is
called oppo
and this guy sorry two women
that this
is a
model for a lot of podcasters
like the
morning zoo there's a model
uh this model is two women who
are
apparently pals that like to
shoot the
shit
and they think is that their
conversation is worth making a
podcast
so this is one of those types of
podcasts so here's a woman that
is a rat
black feminist radical
and she wrote a book and she
and now
we're talking about you know the
the democrats keep saying oh
you know we
defunding is not the same as
abolishing
we don't really abolish
here's a woman that's actually
honest
and talks about
the naive belief about taking a
capitalistic system because
they want to
get rid of that too but the
system that
we currently have
needs police but no it doesn't
need
police if you can imagine a
world
without police
and here we're going to hear a
couple of
minutes lecturing about
what does it mean to to abolish
the
police to defund
then abolish the police what
what kind
of a world are we talking about
this
would
the idealism that you get from
a from a
sandy cortez and other people
like that
this is robin maynard on
abolish police
oppo
joining us today is robin
maynard black
feminist
writer activist and educator
vanier
scholar at the university of
toronto
and author of policing black
lives state
violence in canada from slavery
to the
present
welcome to the show robin hi
thank you
so much for having me
for those of us who have a hard
time
picturing an alternative to the
present
i would really appreciate
you painting a picture for us
of what
our society and especially what
our
policing situation could look
like here
in canada say
20 years from now if you would
have like
an ideal scenario
what does the police look like
thank you
for asking that so i think that
what
you're getting at is a really
important
question which is how do we
shift from
the very violent reality of the
present
in which policing
is a kind of public health
crisis is a
crisis of racial violence in
our society
how do we move away from this
kind of
future that's so predicated on
harm
into something that could
actually be
considered more of a just
society
so i think that it's really
important
for us to actually envision the
possibility
of police-free futures we're
seeing a
really strong movement across
north
america across
american and canadian cities to
push to
defund
policing to demilitarize police
and even
to dismantle
really policing as we know it to
envision the abolition of
policing and
instead
investing in the conditions
that could
really render people safe
in our society which of course
you know
is a project that would require
significant investment
but if we think about the mass
amount of
public funds that go into
policing
federally
provincially and municipally we
realized
that we already have the
resources to
actually address um social and
economic
issues differently
when you say that i mean i can
picture
in my mind
a system where we have a
specialized
sort of mental health unit that
deals
with mental health and wellness
checks
that would be better than our
current
system
and i can picture you know an
end to the
war on drugs
where we don't criminalize for
example
drug use um i can picture that
very
clearly
yeah well there you go that's a
perfect
example of what we were just
talking
about
picture that clearly it's very
clear you
can do it and by the way this is
something i
picked up on this from this
clip the
police are now considered
a public health crisis oh yeah
oh yeah
but that's by whom by the by
the the
entire democrat party i don't
believe
that just
some of these radical uh luxury
beliefs
people were holding the signs
and
protesting part of the democrat
party
yeah which is the democrats
have not
disavowed
no if they disavowed okay i'm
not going
to
harp on this let's play part
two i have
a much harder time picturing
a society in which we don't
have some
kind of
police unit or some kind of
police
system to deal with concepts
like
homicide right like how do we
manage
that kind of a scenario
sure i mean i think that what
you're
getting at is the fact that of
course
there are always going to be
some kinds
of crises that require
a rapid response in our society
and i'm
not suggesting that we wouldn't
need
some way of addressing of
course you
know emergencies but if we look
at what
policing actually does if we
understand
the the role that policing
serves in our
society we know that up to 80
percent
of police calls are responding
to
precisely what you'd mentioned
mental
health crisis
drug overdose suicide and
domestic
disputes so what we think about
as
policing
and the mass really glosses over
domestic disputes
very quickly i need to stop this
domestic disputes
are very very very destructive
one of
the worst
problems and one of the most
volatile
dangerous situations
you as an ems as a police
officer can
come
in contact with and where there
is a
domestic dispute
the law is in most places
someone has to
go
away from the home they will
take
someone in
good luck with your social
worker doing
that because there's often
alcohol involved involved drugs
involved
there's children there's
confusion guns
and knives for her to
gloss over that shows her
dipshittedness
crisis drug overdose uh suicide
and
domestic disputes so what we
think about
that's at the end like oh just
domestically
you have no idea what you're
talking
about lately well you might as
well also
notice something else that she
did she
never mentions
robbery thievery burglary
uh muggings that she misses
none of this
none of this
you know what is it the cab
driver he
has a gun to his head he's got
to give
him the money
uh send it to a social worker
everything
should be done
by a mental health or social
worker we
need no police
in the police in fact i know
certainly
in colorado where one of my
friends is
in this business
that most of the calls
certainly for
emergency services 9-1-1
will be things like a morbidly
obese
this is very sad
but a morbidly obese person 400
pounds
they rush up and then the
person will be
like yeah i couldn't get my
smokes from
the table
that's a true example could you
bring my
cigarettes over here i couldn't
grab
them
i mean a lot of it is they they
go out
they have to go out for
everything
that yeah that would be good to
have a
different program in place but
we got
one number
nine one one ah these people
make me
angry 80 percent
of police calls are responding
to
precisely what you'd mentioned
mental
health crisis
drug overdose suicide and
domestic
disputes so what we think about
as
policing
and the mass kind of funding and
institution that is the police
in the
present day
really has nothing to do with
for the
most part really the the issues
that
you're raising
so i think that if we really
understand
the roots of violence
in our society and how to
address those
meaningfully we need to
understand that
policing has broadly not
impacted violence and how to
meaningfully address violence
if we look
to even reports that have come
out of
ontario
over recent decades we see that
you know
even things like addressing
issues like gun violence the
reports
that have come out about that
are not
recommending
more police and more policing
as a
solution to this but are
talking about
investment in community
programming
investment in after school funds
in issues like this so if we
again get
to the root causes
of violence in our society so
much of
that is related to
and exacerbated by economic
injustice
which of course is delineated
along
racial lines so by investing in
things
like housing
in social services and supports
we see
that we could actually
drastically
redress
the root causes of violence in
a way
that is a lot more meaningful
no you don't see that because
you're not
pointing to any studies or any
actual
evidence
man canada is just as bad as
here happy
to see that
jeez dipshits
we mentioned ron paul right in
the very
beginning
uh i did i do have a late
breaking clip
uh
of uh of his experience his
commentary
i'm actually the author of the
brionna
taylor law to end
no knock raids so the irony is
lost on
these idiots
that they're trying to kill the
person
who's actually trying to get
rid of no
knock raids
my feeling is that there is
interstate
criminal traffic
being paid for across state
lines but
you won't know unless you
arrest them
i promise you that at least
some of the
members and the people who
attacked us
were not from d.c
they flew here on a plane
they've all
got fresh new clothes
and they were paid to be here
it is a
crime to do that and it needs
to be
traced
the fbi needs to investigate
they were
inciting a riot and they would
have
killed us and the police not
been there
i don't know if that well it
could have
been it looked pretty scary
actually
i saw the first snippets i'm
like ah but
then now i got a little hairy
there
um bill's wife wasn't happy i
don't
understand why they didn't have
limos
waiting for him at the
place to pick him up because
the because
they literally all
thought it's a two block walk
to most
these hotels
it's two blocks now this was a
this was
a uh
sabotage from the dc mayor at
least
that's what the
uh that is what the narrative
was from
the republicans
it was she could have kept it
safe no
she chose not to and so
and she's a democrat president
said it
too she's a democrat this is
what the
crowd sounded like
some crazy some crazy people in
that
crowd man
crazy people yeah now i heard
this
uh also came in this morning i
i didn't
know this
advising the players on their
social
justice initiative former
president
barack obama
on saturday a source confirmed
to nbc
news the phone call was at the
nba
player's request
and included lebron james
obama's
spokesperson saying
he was happy to provide advice
on
wednesday night to a small
group of nba
players seeking to leverage
their immense platform for good
okay
so let's see what the result of
that was
i think
lebron james made a huge mistake
by weighing in on the situation
before
all the evidence is in which is
not
uncommon because i
even saw fox news taking the
ah shot an unarmed black man in
the back
there's a lot we don't know
about this
we also said hey
you know we don't know what's
going on
uh it's
seven shots seems a lot to me
uh he's
not dead so i don't even know
if all of
them hit i
we don't have any information
not enough
certainly not enough for king
lebron king james to say this
he's
sitting here telling me that
there was no way to
subdue that gentleman
or detain him or to
just before the firing of guns
then you you're sitting here
you lying
to not only me
you lying to every african
american
every black person
in the community because we see
it over
and over and over
there was multiple if you watch
the
video there was multiple
moments where if they wanted to
they
could have they could attack
with them
they could have grabbed them
you know
they they could have done that
and why why does it always have
to get
to a point
where we see the guns firing
and this
family is there
the kids are there it's the
broad
daylight
and who knows i mean if that
video is
not being taken
by that person across the
street do we
even know if we even see that
video
there's like talks about that
the cops
didn't have body cams on
that's a possibility um it's
just
it's just uh quite frankly just
fucked
up
in our community and i said i
know
people get tired of hearing me
say it
but we are scared as
black people in america like
men black
women
black kids we are we are
terrified
because you don't know you have
no idea
you have no idea
how that cop that day left the
house you
don't know if you want me on
the good
side of the bed you don't know
if you
walk
work on the wrong side of the
bed you
don't know if he had an
argument at home
with a significant other you
know one of
his kids said something crazy
to him and
he left the house steaming
or maybe he just left the house
saying
that today is going to be
the end for one of these black
people
that's what it feels like
that's what it feels like um it
just it
hurts it hurts
and it's this the grace of god
that he's
still living
like seven shots close range
and he's
still alive
that's through the grace of god
right
there and um my prayers goes
out to that
family and that community
but i got nothing nice to say
about
those cops at all
okay so that is the obama
message as uh
passed on by lebron james i
think it
will hurt him in the future
and it will hurt the game of
basketball
and uh his only qualification
here
is that is the color of his
skin now he
has no current
reference to what the other
people in
his community is talking about
so-called fellow black people
um i did
not have a chance to speak with
mo
yesterday
we're doing a show on monday uh
so i'm
going to withhold but i'm
pretty sure i
know what his response is to
to what happened and we really
don't
know what happened but
it's okay because the
democratic party
and the media in particular cnn
will
abuse this family
to no end for political means
this is
jacob blake's father and
uh in one of his many
interviews on cnn
have you heard anything from
the white
house has president trump tried
to reach
out to your family
that's a negative president
trump didn't
mention
jacob blake's name last night
in his
speech
did you want him to well
if i have to tell you i want
you to do
something
and you don't want to do it
there's no
need for me to mention it
because then it's not coming
from your
heart i talked to joe biden and
kamala
harris
for an hour on the fall and when
president biden
was talking to me and he we
notice
notice the mind control is so
deep it is
now
president biden and when
president biden
was talking to me and he we i
mentioned the story to him
about when i
was eight years old
he said that was you and i said
yeah
that was me and he said well
that makes
me old i said well you said it
not me
and then vice president harris
was they
were
they were so notice the vice
president
harris
and then vice president harris
was they
were
they were so comforting that
you almost
forgot
how the situation was really
playing out
they relieved some they made
jacob's
mother
uh stop being nervous for like
40 50 minutes and she's so
nervous
and so worried and i i don't
think
people understand
the worry of a mother that's
that's her
baby
more abuse came from anderson
pooper and
of course s scoffingly brought
up the
police department's version of
what
happened
point bank blank range as you
know the
kenosha professional police
association
which is a police union
they said that they late today
said that
jacob was armed with a knife
didn't comply that he fought
with police
and put an officer in a headlock
i know you aren't able to say
much about
this but
were you aware of this do you
is that
accurate
some people say brussels
sprouts taste
good
um i don't get the reference
hate brunson's problem you
don't want to
talk about this
okay so this he's being talked
to
by crump and sharpton and the
same
a-holes who come out and there's
t-shirts and
you know it's
it's really lame what's going
on with
this
this collusion with them we
don't know
what happened stop it already
oh yeah that's going to happen
no of
course it's not going to happen
now what's going to happen is
they're
going to listen to camelot vice
president camelot clear that i
know that
there are protests still
happening
in major cities across the
united states
i'm just not seeing the
reporting on it
that i that i had that's right
this is a movement i'm telling
you
they're not going to stop
and and everyone beware because
they're
not going to stop it is going
to they're
not going to stop before
election day in
november and they're not going
to stop
after election day
and that should be everyone
should take
note of that on both levels
that this
isn't they're not going to let
up and
they should not and we should
not
okay she's out she's inciting a
riot
i would say so what does she
mean by on
both
levels i didn't quite
understand that
she said
people have to understand this
on both
levels i'm like what kind of
you have to
hear that clip again
okay i don't want to hear it's
just this
last bit here and everyone
beware
because they're not gonna stop
it is
gonna they're not gonna stop
before
election day in november and
they're not
gonna stop after election day
and that should be everyone
should take
note of that on both levels
what levels what levels does
she mean
everyone should take note of
that
they're not going to stop
so she's part of it oh yeah who
would
vote for her but okay
she's not gonna stop
already vice president
according to
someone on both
levels man it'll come to me in
my sleep
we'll have it by thursday
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is
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thank you uh
let's see well i got a couple
more
little guys
she's got some black black
lives matter
stuff or we don't know
i'm going to push the black
life matter
stuff off because we don't have
enough
time
uh it's just and it's cuz too
too crazy um i do want to do i
do have
some
i've been picking up a new new
news
source which is you know
the anti-china website and
news presenters from epoch
times oh
there's some new belt and road
issues
here that we got to get out of
the way
so people know what's going on
ooh
lovely i love some
new belton road is uh is new
york now
part of the belton road
manhattan nice in june the ccp
launched
its plans for a transportation
corridor to uzbekistan that
goes through
kurdistan
as business news website and
telenews
reports however the program to
build a
railway
has met with quote unending
construction
delays
the program now relies on
freight
shipping through kurdistan where
anti-ccp sentiments are growing
and the issues the ccp faces in
kyrgyzstan are similar to what
the
chinese regime is facing in
similar
projects
including in tajikistan and
balokistan
in all of these areas
china is becoming the target of
terrorist and nationalist
movements
that are increasingly viewing
the regime
as their main enemy
to counter this the ccp has
been giving
training to local government
forces
and also encouraging them to
defend
china's shipping lines on its
behalf
but it's now becoming clear
this may not
be enough
now where's this all heading
when it
comes to the way the chinese
communist
party is trying to protect its
supply
chains when it comes to
shipping along
this say one belt one road
initiative
its current method when dealing
with
terrorist organizations and
others
is to get the local countries
to defend
its own supply chains
these countries a lot of times
however
do not want to get involved
with terrorist organizations and
fighting against them on behalf
of the
chinese communist party
and so the ccp is now being
left with
that effort and what's it going
to do
well has two options
one is send the chinese
military in to
protect its supply chains
but doing that is sensitive as
well
because for example imagine if
the
chinese military gets in a
shootout with
different to say
you know radical groups of one
kind or
another in these countries well
it's
going to look a whole lot like
what
happened in
india along this border dispute
where
the chinese military killed
around 20
indian soldiers
and turned pretty much all of
india
against the ccp
yeah that was interesting he
this guy
also has an interest this
little i got
three
two clips three clips total um
then we
can take a break
this is interesting this is you
know
trump always likes to
i remember when he ran the
first time he
said nobody was even paying any
attention to the
the migrant crisis and build a
wall the
rest of it
until i came along then
everybody did
was you know that's true
scrambling around well i think
china's
the same thing if it wasn't for
trump we
wouldn't have had
noticeable changes about china
and
listen to the dnc has responded
listen to this clip this is the
dnc
taiwan policy change
meanwhile the democratic party
platform
had an interesting change in its
policies on taiwan
as washington times noted in
2016 going
back
the dnc's platform stated it
was quote
committed to a one china policy
the one china policy again is a
ccp's
statement
claiming that it owns taiwan
again one
china as they say
and the new dnc platform
however this
has been changed
they've removed the mention of
the one
china policy
everything else is basically
the same
though it states still that
they support
the taiwan relations act that
was in
1979
under which the united states
would
defend taiwan
from an attack by the ccp and
it states
that democrats quote
will continue to support a
peaceful
resolution
of cross-trade issues
consistent with
the wishes and best interests
of the
people of taiwan
that's trump no kidding
yeah i mean of all the crazy
socialist
stuff they have on their
democrat
platform they they pulled that
little
one china thing because they
knew trump
could leverage it
oh yeah so they pulled it out
yeah of
course just get rid of it of
course
that's what you that's what you
want to
do of course
now with the last apoc times
clip
uh this guy's a lousy presenter
but you
know the stories are good and
this is
the gearing up for
an attack in china
hold on a second where is this
under
china
ah gearing up for attack got it
oh
listen to a bigger picture
what's
happening in china right now it
is
holding
wartime propaganda for example
putting
up posters making proclamations
and so
on
warning of a possible war from
outside a
big part of these wartime
drills in
china also include nuclear
preparations
because they believe that if
there were
airstrikes on
china in the event of a war
that very
quickly it would create a
nuclear crisis
in the country
this is based on assessment in
china
that if there were ever
airstrikes in
the country very quickly this
would mean
that the nuclear power plants
in the
country would be hit
and they have many of them and
so any
strikes on china would very
quickly mean
different forms of nuclear
fallout and
so it's wartime preparations
include
things on that
but at the same time the ccp is
using
this for internal propaganda
at a time when the ccp is under
attack
at least ideologically from many
different areas
there's there's some more china
news
the the tick tock saga continues
and it's just gotten a whole lot
interesting as china
now is saying uh hold on a
second we may
not
allow export of our valuable uh
recommendation engine
technology we
might not let you buy it at all
we might
not and let any american
company buy it
which is an excellent troll
this is the
kind of warfare i enjoy
because trump will have i
believe will
have no problem shutting it down
and that means that a hundred
million
children will lose their
collective
kaka when the
when the app goes away and uh
let's see
i think it was
uh cnbc had a quick little chat
with
tick tock's interim ceo about
the
possibilities of now
walmart joining uh in the bid
now you
may not be that involved in
deal talks
but you're certainly
involved in the company and how
the
company could change
under any of these owners um
you didn't
mention walmart walmart
surprised a
number of people
what kinds of assets or
advantages do
you think
you ticktock could bring to
walmart as
part of that uh microsoft bin
i love the idiocy of this
question well
what good would a doll
have how could it benefit you
i mean really could you be
selling stuff
junk
yeah so i mean walmart's
certainly
interesting um
you know for us we've been
really
focused uh recently
on rolling out some e-commerce
features
uh we've been providing that
for our create a community is
another
way for them to earn a
livelihood it's
also something
this week alone we actually
launched our
live shoppable
uh e-commerce link so you know
i think
there's a lot of different
synergies
there but
uh certainly right now we're
really
focused on just providing this
amazing uh platform for all
communities
to come together for that
creative
expression
oh yes yes it's only about the
creative
expression of all the
communities and
the platform and it's also
beautiful
did you ever watch these things
now
the problem is it's it's really
funny
i mean if just sitting on tick
tock
and just letting it roll is
entertaining
there's no doubt about it
i question this oh it's it's
addictive
it's i have not been addicted
to it i've
gone to on this thing and i've
gone
through these things and i've
looked at
a lot of tic tac
some of this stuff's amusing
it's mostly
people making a fool out of
themselves
or falling down it's like
it's like uh america's funniest
home
videos on steroids
and uh at some point you know
watching
people hurt themselves is that
seems to me not to be that
funny well
again you underestimate
the american audience the
american
public people
love that and if you go watch
america's
funniest home videos
that's what it is he hurt
himself
it's money that woman falls on
her ass
it's money in the bank
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and this is being played china
is is
playing trump
or they're playing his game
they're on
his level and they're going to
say no
no you we're not even going to
let you
buy it and that's a smart move
yeah it's fantastic it's it's
the move
it's the movie no it is the
move and
trump knows that now he's boxed
in
because what it means is that
he's gonna alienate half the
country who
are
jacked up about tick tock so he
can't
kill it before the election
that's right
and if he loses the election he
can't
kill it after the election
because he
won't be in office
he could kill it during the
interim
period
uh if he doesn't get reelected
i think
he's just going to let it go
he's not
going to say anything and then
china's
going to ratchet up and he's
just going
to let it go and he's not going
to say
anything
i think that's his best
strategy i do
find the whole thing just funny
that that is what it's come to
we have
people with
without jobs we have people who
are in
long long
food bank lines but what the
young
people of america seem most
concerned
with
is tuck talk it's uh
i think it's a sign of the
times par for
the course
yeah definitely definitely i
see you
have the clip i i'm just before
we
take a break obviously you like
abe uh
abbey
oh yes quits yeah in japan
shinzo abe said friday he's
resigning as
prime minister due to poor
health
over nearly eight years in
office he
remained stopped
this is a this hobby worked out
pretty
well with trump they did it you
know
they work together
yeah so there's no way that amy
is going
to present
abby as anything except in a
negative
life
a heel he's a heel yeah and so
now listen to the clip with it
in mind
this is amy goodman who hates
trump and he has severe bowel
issues
and he just can't that's what
instead of
being sympathetic to this poor
bastard
she this is the report she
gives in
japan shinzo abe said friday
he's
resigning as prime minister due
to poor
health
over nearly eight years in
office he
remained pro-nuclear despite
the 2011
fukushima nuclear meltdown
following the
earthquake and tsunami
throughout his career abe tried
unsuccessfully to do away with
article 9
of japan's constitution
which renounces war and bars
japan from
using or threatening to use
military force oh man
very compassionate um
i did read on the bbc that
black lives
matter is pushing japan
to confront racism for all the
slavery
yeah paper cuts of racism public
broadcaster
nhk aired a segment to explain
to
japanese audiences what was
happening in
the us with the protests over
george
george floyd's death the report
in a new
show aimed at younger audiences
featured
an animated video depicting the
protesters
as gross stereotypes i mean
it's just i
mean they're going all out and
by the
way
when it comes to cartooners
depictions
of people in particular
young women and girls
japanese art is is not
completely
understandable for us
westerners
but i think uh it's interesting
timing
you know now we're gonna get
strife now
japan's gonna get crap he's on
the outs
who's coming in uh will black
lives
matter it's
you know you could easily see
crazy ass
protests in
in tokyo this is a global
movement
globally oh yeah there's a
global
socialist movement it's glorious
actually
yeah uh it's you know it's only
it's
gonna go as far as people let
it i do
have a just before we go to a
break i
want to i do have an iso
okay dream come true oh
can't wait we're gonna make
this dream
come true
sharpen a hold on let me see if
i have
any competing isos what do i
have
uh these are all sent to me user
generated bag of dicks
all of them yeah okay that i
don't think
we'll use that one
what's this one did you swear
too much
no we're not gonna use that one
we have
a screaming woman from the dc
protest
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okay and i think this one is a
contender
do we like dick yes
i get the joke
uh none of those will do i
guess no no
no no no
either dream come true or
trump's ass
one of i think trump's ass may
be better
personally let me say trump's
ass
because it's kind of long
protest this your ass i don't
talk about
my ass
see i think i don't talk about
my ass if
we just use the end bit it's
better
i don't know i was thinking
about that
but
but you know i was thinking
about that
but i think your
your rigidity and bigotry
toward these
very very very very
uh sub one second clips or the
end of
the show i think is unwarranted
well we've never really had
them more
than three seconds they're
supposed to
fit into the mic
drop so they've always been
that length
since yeah well how long is the
trump
trump's ass one
uh well it's it's just in the
south lawn
of oh sorry
that's the wrong one shoot i
don't know
let's see
i think it's two seconds is it
three
seconds exactly
protest is your ass i don't
talk about
my ass
see and it's also two it's
clipped
together
i mean i i can okay good dreams
come
true is good i mean
i don't wanna i don't wanna be
a douche
about it but uh you are
we gonna make this dream come
true
i'm gonna show my spoon by
donating to
no agenda
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oh he's 42. he's not on the
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a second this is
hold on rolando let me check
this what
i was setting up for the next
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what line are we at here just
for my
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now because
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rolando
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well at the end of the month
and this is
the mother lode of birthday list
surprise says happy birthday to
his
granddaughter joyce c
16 she turned on the 26th sir
nathan lee
happy birthday to his mom 66 on
the 28th
sir hiroko also celebrated on
the 28th
he turned 50
dame lj unicorn says happy
birthday to
her best buddy striker another
28th of
august birthday as
is brian tucker who gets well
wishes
from sir benjamin
corey menzel happy birthday to
his
beautiful wife bobby she turned
38
yesterday as sabrina
coddington's son
emmett turned two yesterday
sarah says
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let's see we have uh ah yes
the meetups which you can find
at no
agendameetups.com this is uh
one of the great features of
our show
where uh producers from around
gitmo
nation get together
self-organized uh self
self-organizing
organisms it's really quite a
beautiful
system how it all works
and i have a couple of uh
reports uh let
me see
midlands meetup report this is
from
sir michael of calgary and vegas
and i actually believe let me
see
that's the northeastern ohio
um i guess i just have this one
this
from the is agenda meet up here
in
northeast ohio
hello to the troll room darren
oh
we're gonna go around the table
here and
introduce everybody
hey adam and john this is
sparky from
ohio i really love you guys a
lot and i
miss you so much
hey john and adam this is
douchebag from
michigan local one
invading ohio in the morning
this is sir
christopher from macedonia
hey adam and john it's connie
from ohio
the ultimate douche bag
thanks for all you do thank you
for your
courage
this is nick from medina thank
you for
your courage this is sir dave
pugh from
maslin ohio
love you guys no homo well
maybe a
little homo
in the morning this is cervix
from
michigan
just visiting all right we're
going to
hit another table it's a real
estate
from cleveland
in the morning this is dame
ashley
lady of the lake and i'm doing
the work
hi john you got a little hide
john there
at the end
from sir lady of the lake very
nice uh
then we had berlin sir
donald winkler who's our baron
uh he
said just a quick meet-up
protest report from berlin
wanted to
hold meet up during the protest
but as i
wrote you some days before
canceled it
because of uncertain legality
of the
protest
a dude named daniel contacted
me through
the meet up website that he and
his wife
were planning to go to berlin
for the
protest
and see robert kennedy jr and
the city
saturday came along after days
of behind
the scenes legal battles
the protest was finally given
free and
so we all went there
unfortunately due
to non-stop overlook
overload of the cell towers we
couldn't
find each other amongst the
masses of
protesters
but uh sir baron donald winkler
was the
host
dude named daniel from the
netherlands
his wife sophie from uganda just
recently moved to europe and
not in that
into the show yet
and uh donald's friend and
colleague
sage
deeping i was a berlin
immigrant from
the uk also a
douchebag were attending and uh
you know obviously it was a
interesting
day
and we really appreciate your
uh attempt
at getting a meet-up done there
sir
donald winkler
here's what's on the calendar
for today
it's the arizona 10 30 a.m so i
guess
that started maybe over that's
uh was at the benches near the
terminal
at sedona airport
uh one o'clock in anaheim hills
out of
the park pizza
also uh today west seattle
burien school
from home redux at four o'clock
so
that's
you can still go uh to go to
that one uh
coming up wednesday denver city
city
at six o'clock at the western
plaza of
the denver museum of nature and
science
uh also brand new on the list on
wednesday local one mo facts
number two
dexter michigan
6 30. that's in this combo meet
up
meet in sloan preserve
trailhead details
at no agendameetups.com on
thursday
now it says thursday september
4th but
i'm
pretty sure my birthday is on
september
isn't uh
is the fourth on friday am i
mistaken no
no
you have to know when your own
birthday
is well that's why i'm confused
i'm
looking at the back office
information
now thursday is
so it says september 4th but it
says
thursday i don't know if that's
uh if the four is wrong or the
three is
wrong but september
the third is your birthday the
third is
on thursday
yes but it says september 4th
thursday
it says september 4th
thursday so is it thursday the
third or
is it september 4th friday
which is
wrong
one of these things that we
usually
catch or i don't catch i don't
do it
but they usually catch it and
it's
something that annoys me to no
end um
let's see oh it says it right
here even
meet up might be september third
thursday
for the londoners but sixth but
it might
be i don't know
go to no agendameetups.com
there's a lot
of cool stuff there
if there is no meetup near you
or if
it's a confusing date
like like september the 4th on
thursday
just do a meetup on friday
september 3rd
you can do it all at no
agendameetups.com
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so the entry is probably uk
time and then through magic of
translation of time zones that
showed up
on our calendar
as the fourth
because of the time something
like that
who knows
that's nuts we'll figure it out
all around hey i have uh one of
our
producers sent an
odd commercial oh i have an odd
commercial for you
do you have a pharma commercial
or do
you have um no no i have just
an odd
commercial i picked off one of
those
canadian podcasts
well why don't you why don't we
just i
don't know i've
kind of missed your canadian
podcast
segment
now i'm curious okay which one
is it it
says uh
where is it i lost a list of
clips
it's uh it says it says weezer
or
something
here it is uh weird drizzly ad
did you know that with drizzly
you can
actually get drinks delivered
right to
your door
in under 60 minutes yep with
drizzly the
number one alcohol delivery app
all you
have to do is open the app
shop a huge selection of beer
wine and
liquor and hit order plus
you can shop across multiple
stores in
your area to find what you want
at the
best prices
download the app heads your
friends like
my office
facebook so what was so weird
about this
they're selling alcohol
what a 60 minute delivery of
booze i
mean come on
even amazon can't pull that off
well
instacart delivers booze
they do yeah in texas well
texas is a
boozy place you can buy
they used to have drive-in
liquor stores
uh texas has
all kinds of regulations it's
not that
it's not a booth yeah we drink
a lot
but most people drink while
driving they
can have a beer
in your car in your lap while
you're
driving around wrong
it's only allowed to do that if
it's a
truck on your car you can drink
in your
truck
this is a drug called fenapt
and fenapt is for schizophrenia
now
schizophrenia
i don't think i've i can ever
recall an
ad for a drug for people have
schizophrenia
and schizophrenia i think it's
very
scary when you hear about these
these symptoms and maybe it has
something to do with
we're all being locked in um or
we feel
we're locked in we feel
restricted
we're we're watching tick tock
videos
and
and scrolling through instagram
well
we'll listen to what they're
talking
about this is a commercial
it's so good to see you too so
really
how are you oh well
look that's what we're both
taking right
now finept
you know it's really been
helping me
manage my schizophrenia
i used to hear these terrible
voices
i used to feel like everyone
was staring
at me
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but we're doing much better now
right
yeah
finapt is approved for the
treatment of
schizophrenia in adults
in clinical trials finaps
significantly
improve symptoms of
schizophrenia
compared to placebo
finance may change your heart
rhythm
which could elevate risk of
sudden death
your doctor will consider this
when
deciding among treatments
and may prescribe another
medication
first or may instruct you to
take a
smaller dosage of fanatic the
good thing
to know
is we're not alone ask your
doctor about
finance or go
wait did both women have
schizophrenia
and they're having a chat
it may be just one woman
talking to
herself i don't know well
that's what i
was thinking
but it had a really deep
bass with heartbeat rapidly
increasing
and if if you i wonder if you
have
schizophrenia if you hear
voices and
you're listening to an
ad that has actual voices
whispering
holy crap that's got to be
triggering or
at least have that risk
that is the weirdest i'll give
you i'm
giving you a clip of the day
well i appreciate that because
i i i'll
take the clip of the day but
it's a
little scary for me
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don't be afraid i mean i think
it's sick
that i actually have this i
have a this
is not the same it's a different
ad for the same uh product i
think let
me see
it's uh i've never heard of this
how much they had do they have
to sell
it to the general audience the
number of
schizophrenics out there is
pretty low
so well for one thing you got
to catch
them watching television
this is like i can't imagine
how much
they sell these pills for now
do you
really think that it's that low
again
i have a feeling that people
are going
to bed or maybe just walking
around and
you
it's impossible not to be
affected by
the tick tock videos
by the instagram stories and
it's one
after another
you literally have voices in
your head
all day as you're watching this
stuff
no wonder it might continue
when you're
by yourself here's the full
commercial
do you know how it feels to
live with
schizophrenia
i am a good parent jared
i'm hearing the most awful
things people
shouting at me
it's okay when you live with
schizophrenia like us
you can feel like you're living
in a
different world you should
definitely
talk to your doctor and ask
about finept
okay finept is approved for the
treatment of schizophrenia in
adults
in clinical trials finance
significantly
improved symptoms of
schizophrenia
compared to placebo
here's that heartbeat again
with a little mic feedback
cynthia are
you okay
i feel like everyone's out to
get me
finance may change your heart
rhythm
which could elevate risk of
sudden death
your doctor will consider this
when
deciding among treatments i may
prescribe another medication
first or
may instruct you to take a
smaller
dosage of finance
remember you're not alone there
is help
ask your doctor about finance
or go to
finance.com
i don't know man just found it
very
disturbing that
you're right that there's
there's a need
for a commercial
this is so widespread i mean
they've got
to be
looking for return on
investment you're
schizophrenic you're usually
under
somebody's care
so this was uh apparently aired
the
other day during the
gop aka fox news convention
haha okay
troll
got it um i don't know
i'm just worried that people
are going
slowly schizophrenic
whether no matter i don't know
how you
know whether it's
as they pretend in their
information
that there's a chemical
imbalance in
your brain and that's what this
drug
changes and that's i looked it
up
somebody's out to get me yeah
that
that's another one is that
isn't that paranoid that's not
schizophrenia that's paranoia
it's a
whole different we need
a whole different drug yeah
take both anyway
i thought it was kind of creepy
i'd love
to hear from someone who is
either
taking it or if you have
if you've been diagnosed with
schizophrenia that's
that's it sucks for sure but
i'm just
weren't wondering about people
hearing
stuff just because of the
influx of
social media i don't know i
could be
wrong
it's pretty strange okay well i
got a
few clips left i think
okay that might be useful all
right well
let's
let's play random nothing let's
just
play one because
it's time for us to go we got
the
drizzly ad
the canadians bickering uh
okay well this is a good one
this is uh
amy again
and this is an ironic clip it's
a it's
the heat ray story eat ray
okay in related news the new
york times
reports top officials with the
department of homeland security
in 2018
suggested deploying to the u.s
mexico
border
a so-called heat ray designed
by the
military to make people's skin
feel as if it's burning when
they're
within range of the weapon's
invisible
beams
the disturbing suggestion
reportedly
came two weeks before the 2018
midterm
election as president trump
pushed for
extreme action to stop a
caravan of
thousands of refugees mostly
from
central america coming
to the united states ray why
doesn't you
just call it what it is
5g
[Laughter]
she's a big promoter of 5g but
she
doesn't like these heat waves
weight rays that's great
yes of course it is a directed
energy
weapon
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it's fun for the whole family
to play
with them it's great
well thank you all so much for
supporting uh this show
for today we uh you've done us
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hope we did the same for you
we return on uh my birthday
confirmed
september
that's right i'll be 93
and i will once again be oh
hopefully
the day after the rogan show so
i
talk about that uh coming to
you from
doing that this wednesday
wednesday yeah
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