August 24th, 2023 • 1h 39m
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Adam Curry: Adam curry Jhansi
Dvorak August 23 2023 This is
your award winning you on HD
media assassination episode 1584
This
Unknown: is no agenda
Adam Curry: inducing epileptic
fits and broadcasting live
almost live from the skies over
the Atlantic Ocean Homeward
Bound in the morning everybody
I'm Adam curry
John C Dvorak: in from Northern
Silicon Valley where I'm on tape
and Jesse Devorah
Unknown: Raglan buzzkill
Adam Curry: really tape. It's
still taped that bad. Tape is
good and tape is good. We still
talk about records and
recordings. Yeah. One of the
movies one of the film one of
these days people go what are
those guys talking about? of
tape? Scott, you
John C Dvorak: have a tape
recorder that's sitting around
somewhere but haven't you tape
Do
Adam Curry: you still have a
reel to reel and honest to god
number of them. I
John C Dvorak: have about four
of them. Do
Adam Curry: you have a Reeboks?
John C Dvorak: No, but I got a
big 10 inch TEAC
Adam Curry: rule though pro
multitrack multi, like a four
track or multitrack for four
tracks. That's the classic
that's a classic demo
John C Dvorak: with a lot of
money. I'm going to sell it
Adam Curry: I don't know about
that. I don't think
John C Dvorak: I've been in the
market for reel to reel tape
recorders for at least 789 to 10
years and the prices have been
going up really? Yeah noticeably
Adam Curry: what kind of money
can get for that thing?
John C Dvorak: A couple of grand
2500 bucks maybe
Adam Curry: okay I mean you know
what I had I wish I had it I had
a TEAC four track it was the
mixer with the reel to reel
built in. It was like this was
like a huge board.
John C Dvorak: Wow is that the
guy that there was like a
horizontal and a big giant thing
Adam Curry: not no, it was
vertical. It was vertical wasn't
horizontal. And it had it had
the smaller reels in it but it
was it was a four track and had
the mixer right in there and had
a couple of simple effects. It
was it was nice was one of my
very very early
John C Dvorak: like was a later
recorders because as time went
by they started adding features
trying to keep the format alive.
I
Adam Curry: think it was I think
it was that must have I must
have purchased that in 8990
Maybe
John C Dvorak: but I still have
a Sony 777
Adam Curry: People are gonna
like get to the show Willie What
are you talking about? Y'all
goofs. This is so this is a
special show. The special show
because I'm actually traveling
back to Texas as we speak
John C Dvorak: from our service
unlike Camela
Adam Curry: with the passing of
time
John C Dvorak: got a special
show
Adam Curry: with a special show
of what she says special show I
don't really think about
especially get these things he
goes off because a special show
was a year what you're traveling
assaulting me yes, I'm
John C Dvorak: when
Adam Curry: I'm traveling, I'm
traveling on our way back so we
can do the Sunday show back from
from the Texas Hill Country. The
vacation is over. We decided one
day One day we do the best of I
tried to get a lot of Redbook
entries. And I mean, there were
Dale to people who sent it just
not enough. Not enough, fail.
Not epic, but I have a start. I
have a start. And I just have to
go back and being a.io was
fantastic. But people are lazy.
They're on vacation themselves.
They don't want to work. I guess
it's
John C Dvorak: not good time,
however rich coning
Adam Curry: which is
interesting. Now would you
pronounce that in American
coning? Because he would say in
Dutch coning would be the king
he would, that's exactly how you
pronounce it the same way.
John C Dvorak: Yeah, I'm looking
for. Same way. Conan Conan rich,
Coney
Adam Curry: rich coding in
2019 29. Clinics. No, no,
because there's an empty codec.
Now there's an end.
John C Dvorak: coding. Yeah.
Yeah. Again,
Adam Curry: I'm just wondering
where he's from. Maybe he's from
Holland. I don't know. We don't
know anything about rich other
than in 2019. He sent this
bundle to us. Yeah. And it makes
sense to weigh in it because it
is shows 110 to 1400. And he had
to stop there. Because in 2019,
we hadn't done the rest of the
shows. And he did the opening of
every single podcasts, every
unbelievable. And some of them
are weird. And but it's you
know,
John C Dvorak: I went back to
show 200 If you want to listen
to something funny, listen to
that opening. 200. Yeah, show
200
Adam Curry: I don't have it. I
mean, I'd have to go and look
into it. Now. I'm just saying
that wouldn't do that. But he
also he also timed up all of now
this is the thing that because
he sent it to us. And I mean
again, so it's 2019. I'm trying
hopefully it worked because we
use a different kind of Chapter
system now. Hopefully we'll be
able to because he sent all the
artwork along with all the
chapters. I just had to try and
get them to sync up. I'm not
sure that that worked entirely.
But the effort is incredibly
appreciated. Just do doing this
just going back and getting
every single opening of every
single NOAA jet and what a nut
job crazy crazy idea it is. Is
it a crazy idea? All right. So
if you are sensitive to flashing
lights, and any other kind of
weird stimuli, please be
careful. Remember, you can look
at the ground and it will all go
away. Please enjoy the openings
of a lot of no agenda shows.
Yeah. Are you ready?
John C Dvorak: I was born ready.
Yeah, that's what I want. I want
Google having all my mail.
Listen to us, bitch. Put on some
claws. Of course. It's dope.
Hello, can you hear us as Adam?
Unknown: Adam curry, John C.
Devorah.
John C Dvorak: Hey, you want a
kidney? You look like a British
banker in Hawaii. I can't
believe that this thing doesn't
work for shit. No, I'm not
ready. I gotta admit, I have to
blow up my browser because Damn,
Twitter fucked me over. I love
that wind put to death. A lot of
dynamic data will be posted
there. And you'll see a more
powerful website on Drupal soon.
I don't hang up anymore because
you always bitch about it. You
know, there has to be a couple
of porn stars around here that
would stand around naked for 300
bucks for five or six hours here
on a deserted island with one
person what? How good do you
have to look? You should be
naked half the time. Look at all
these women around you. They're
all dogs.
Adam Curry: Hey, Ricky Ricardo.
You ready for me?
John C Dvorak: Hit it. You don't
have to be a chicken to spot a
bad egg. I eat my notes. Like
Lingling does.
Unknown: I'm so happy they're
gonna kill 10s of 1000s of us
here's my water Mr. TSA please
take my water.
John C Dvorak: Where's my reel
to reel recorder? I can't find
it. Okay, well let's talk about
it right let's hit it because
old dudes don't eat dead shit.
Federal Reserve says no rising
interest rates everything is
stable all as well go back to
your homes, watch television and
enjoy life. Don't forget to
shop. Did you know that you can
spin plates on the end of a
stick?
Adam Curry: When you when you
talk like that? I actually get
hard.
John C Dvorak: I have the swine
flu. The modern Hitler is gonna
be a guy like Tony Blair I mean
that's just obviously it.
Unknown: How many seats do you
have on the plane bitch?
John C Dvorak: Zan dum? Zan Dum
Zan dumb zone dumb. Some dumb.
Okay, bro. I thought that was he
didn't ask me back so I figured
if I put MILFy in there you'd go
running over to see it. Does I
know your style? So they've
destroyed 4050 tons of food in
the starving area this the see
these numbers don't make any
sense. We got your don't needles
right here line up.
Adam Curry: I'm old. Hey, kids.
Don't shake fist.
John C Dvorak: Does it require
you have to go to a seminar
where you have to sit down for
hours and not take a leak? Whose
side are these people on? This
is one of your sound effects
with crock pot calling the
kettle black. Oh, well, it's not
that important. Just wasn't
immediately at all. It was a
test firing of an EMF device.
Unknown: Have you ever done
heroin? John?
John C Dvorak: Do you know the
guy just basically says global
governance and we're just gonna
run the whole damn thing. Screw
you. They do not know this is
going to happen. I'm telling
you. This is gonna be a weird.
I'm not sick. It's only a flesh
wound. I love you. Man, I love
Adam Curry: you. Hey, John.
What? That would have been a
great show if it actually
recorded. You're kidding me. I'm
not kidding. You. Were still on
the stream by the way. Well,
maybe somebody out there
recorded it. That's why I'm
still on the stream. I hope to
God someone recorded the show.
John C Dvorak: I can't find out
shortly. That's pretty funny.
No, it's
Adam Curry: that's like par for
the course for today. Yeah,
well, it
John C Dvorak: sounds like it.
Well, maybe somebody recorded
and we can run the recording. I
knew this would happen
eventually.
Adam Curry: Oh my god. I feel
like such a douchebag Okay,
nerdy dude says he hasn't
recorded sending it. Oh my god.
I love you.
John C Dvorak: There goes your
career. Guy just looks like a
phony.
Unknown: This is the voice who
have learned to fear. This is
the voice of Tara. Again. We
bring you disaster. Crushing,
humiliating disaster. This is
the voice of terror. The secret
airplane factory somewhere in
England. Listen, screams of the
dying can still be heard. This
is the voice of Tara. Are you
there? People of Britain
shivering in your sellers.
Listen, Operative 41 The fuse is
lighter. This is the voice of
Tara. Englishmen. Do you still
await your doom and your stupid
stuffy little clubs? It will
come I promise you Operative 23
The time is now. Like you on the
high seas as well as on the
land. This is the voice of Tara
John C Dvorak: So you're saying
that there's aliens meeting with
our government courts? They ran
this over the Christmas holiday
so nobody would notice that's
what your theory is. Somebody's
gonna get killed. No people can
function normal in society as
heroin addicts and that's what
but that's what the government
would love. What the heck is a
life threatening skin rash?
Snakes? Snakes snakes?
Unknown: Oh, what a great show.
I feel so a part of it.
John C Dvorak: When I was a kid,
I swear to God, I don't remember
ever seeing women going like
that, Madam Speaker, the
President of the United States
I got an idea. So I guess now
when you say hey, that bigs got
dynamite boobs, you ain't
kidding. You know, these kinds
of documents that you keep
digging up about this kind of
disturbing. Hey, your legs
crushed. Yeah. Oh, my legs
trust. I don't worry about
everybody hurts. My stapler. And
we went out in the morning and
we're trying to pitch down if
I'm going to do well, that's
because Liz lesbian, lesbian,
lesbian lives. I mean, come on,
it's easy to make this mistake.
Yeah. Citibank should this
should be a run on the bank as
we speak. Yeah, that somebody
had McDonald's, listen to our
show.
Adam Curry: Shut up. Man. There
are definitely regulations in
England and the end and other
ones for what the insurance
companies can do.
Unknown: Fabulous.
Adam Curry: I'm waiting. I'm
like, I don't want you to touch
my crotch. Big Bad Boy.
John C Dvorak: magnets in space.
When do I get to do a pet peeve?
That is about as lame as
anything I've ever seen on the
internet coming from a
government site.
Adam Curry: Oh, no. I'm sorry.
It's not a Lindsay Lohan promo,
John. Sorry.
John C Dvorak: I'm an amusing
typer.
Adam Curry: There's no tech
reporting going on. It's all a
John C Dvorak: porn vaccine. We
need a suicide jingle
Adam Curry: stating Barack Obama
is possibly insane.
John C Dvorak: Well, you know,
they should have flown coach.
Unknown: It's dangerous to fly.
It's
dangerous stuff.
I tell everybody to shut down.
I'm so scared. I don't want to
believe it's true.
Adam Curry: Have you noticed a
decrease in your enjoyment of
John C Dvorak: life? Yeah. Oh,
absolutely. Especially since
they started doing the
Unknown: show. I'm amazed at
what's happening.
John C Dvorak: And as pastors
have been doing this for 50
years, that sounds like a James
Bond movie. Kills shameless
shameless shameless. They open
fire first public safety. It's a
friggin deer. What garbage
dissembled assembled, assemble,
assemble.
Adam Curry: This is why people
need to support this show so I
can quit the stupid job and have
to travel and sit in freakin at
Marriott courtyard hotel and do
bullshit meetings. I want to do
the show.
John C Dvorak: I don't know why
they would blow a hole in the
country.
Unknown: That is really great
job. Some really good
information there baby.
John C Dvorak: 17 Shrimp.
Adam Curry: Could you please
stop referring to assholes as my
friend.
John C Dvorak: That guy was
addict that military guy. Well,
I think Apple and The
Bilderbergers have the same
operation.
Adam Curry: It's very
interesting. We are Orthorexic
Orthorexic and proud of it.
John C Dvorak: I love the World
Cup made a coke.
Unknown: Yay. I'm not bleeding.
I'm happy.
John C Dvorak: This what you're
eating would you write it
probably will be there'll be a
point of discussion all over the
place by a bunch of morons. This
is
Unknown: pathetic. Tell me a bit
about how this is in your DNA.
Because I'm Charlie Rose. No
one. Come on.
Adam Curry: You have a higher
likelihood of getting tased and
getting laid.
John C Dvorak: These guys are
just talking out of their ass.
Just in time for summer. Don't
Adam Curry: you want to feel
really good about your
complexion? All you have to do
is listen to the no agenda show.
We'll even throw in a free pride
coin just for $33.33 It's going
on right now. All summer long.
Right here at no agenda.
show.com
John C Dvorak: I don't like
shooting myself. I'm sorry.
Fighting back to zombies. Then
if that's the case, why can I go
sign up some slaves? Death by
hooker? Well, at least you're
getting created. Chicks are
Adam Curry: crazy about this
movie.
John C Dvorak: Don't go see it
then. bogus. Yeah, you can find
out who's doing it. He's got the
CIA
Adam Curry: president that
ranges of all people. You
homeschool your kids yet you put
them on a leash? Have you ever
seen the Vagina Monologues? No
agenda show strong bloody
violence and nudity throughout
the movie, no leakage may occur.
So
John C Dvorak: you know, the big
news is that you can't get a
hooker on Craigslist anymore.
Adam Curry: Because you know if
you masturbate not only do you
not make kids we of course are
Killing the environment with
their evil co2 emissions from
pooping. But you're also
generating energy for your
remote control.
John C Dvorak: A leprechaun
seemed to have a red beard. I'm
surprised they're not killing
each other more often.
Adam Curry: Why? They don't even
have their name trademark.
John C Dvorak: They don't know.
Trademark, they're idiots.
They're stupid. I can't believe
it money
Adam Curry: leaving money on the
table. You know at this point,
you might as well watch the
Kardashians is less harmful,
John C Dvorak: flat chested
women in their 20s and 30s and
40s and 50s or kiddie porn cat
shirts off that that creepy guy
that ran Homeland Security, just
Tylenol kill snakes well, and
high doses it'll kill you.
Adam Curry: We all have links to
al Qaeda at no agenda show.com.
There's links in the show notes
to alkine,
John C Dvorak: balloon
sinuplasty. Those things give
you a cataract.
Adam Curry: Kind of on because
this is this is Hello, this is
Dakota, we want to coordinate
the coordination
John C Dvorak: with you get on
their knees and worship the Aqua
Buddha.
Adam Curry: I mean, I can't come
the dinner I'm twiddling with my
knobs. I'm from bi Incorporated.
I'm just gonna strap this smoke
detector on your head. Here's
some gaffer tape.
John C Dvorak: I can't watch
that World Series because
baseball at this level makes me
nervous. They should have burned
it off his chest. Do they have
some special privilege that
makes them they can grow people?
Fox News is absolutely
disgusting.
Adam Curry: That's not gonna get
you laid. It's gonna get you
thrown
John C Dvorak: in jail. You
know, Janet Napolitano who
refused to go through the
machine. You know, you say well,
because of the radiation. No,
because she knows she's worked
in the government. She knows
that we weren't putting that
machine they're saving that
picture of her dead ass naked.
And they're gonna use it as
blackmail. You're taking our
opium wherever they got it from
and you're going to use that and
we're going to take your tea.
Your ass is radioactive. Hey,
I'll tell you something. These
girls aren't underdeveloped.
Adam Curry: inventing the wheel
in advance in case we have to
huh?
John C Dvorak: I told her she
was spewing all propaganda. The
Madness
Unknown: Madness stop the
madness. Down the banana and the
nutmeg could go on arrest we
have the place around it let me
stroke my white Poussey for a
moment.
I'm a fancy fancy Englishman.
Adam Curry: Children of the
future will have no snow you
look at his agenda and they
would say like buy Porsche
today.
John C Dvorak: Do some ruins
that's my advice. The women in
Canada because they're walking
all the time have extremely
filthy butts
Adam Curry: pay a Gibson had the
no agenda guys are really onto
you're like lying about the
smoking thing and we think you
should leave.
John C Dvorak: Congresswoman
Bono has her breasts exposed in
a photo. Now the next tennis
appointment is Saturday. Holy
crap. This thing is huge
Adam Curry: Congress, you can go
home it does not matter what you
do anymore.
John C Dvorak: I'm thinking that
the three thing is a message
back to base. I denounce you
that I don't like drying my
hands at the airport. I want a
towel. I want a paper towel.
Adam Curry: Raw milk, it'll kill
you. No one has better
information than whether central
lobbyists gets whacked. Next,
Geraldo. It's a new test brought
to you by Nabisco.
John C Dvorak: They have to
cross what in the business they
refer to as the valley of death.
Did Twitter thing doesn't work?
Why does three o'clock have to
be four o'clock?
Unknown: Nuclear bomb kills 9
million in Pakistan. But there's
good news, hey, global warming
is over everybody.
Sciences and
John C Dvorak: science. And of
course it'd be blamed on the
Taliban. Apparently they brought
some hot Ukrainians with them.
Adam Curry: Bradley Manning does
not exist. I just don't believe
it. Nothing like lesbian milk
cops. If I eat a whole banana, I
might die of radiation.
Unknown: It's just unbelievable.
We are all so excited. I'm so
thankful for everybody. And like
I say thank you for everybody
that has participated in this
because it couldn't have been
done without everybody.
John C Dvorak: Ooh, police
police. I got a badge says poop
police.
Unknown: All these guys, they
all got tense.
John C Dvorak: What is this 10
thing all of a sudden,
Unknown: I watch ESPN for a
living. Can I buy you a drink
John C Dvorak: going to
religion? Culinary Arts airlines
food recipes. Else United States
Africa. Outdoor Recreation
travel tourism.
Unknown: This is no agenda and
hurry carry detail. Further to
the boys at the club room
believe me. I keep taking the
second question.
Adam Curry: I am going to
homeschool her with a stripper
pole and just move straight
John C Dvorak: and go straight
to college. Yeah, yeah. So what
we do I mean we manipulate the
media because the media is a
bunch of idiots. Anyway, this
show is terrible. You should be
ashamed of themselves. There's a
wife swapping underground of
people in RVs. I've seen the
picture of the whole on TV.
Unknown: Morning Good to hear
Hit the ground running its media
says nation pick up the pieces
and tear him apart and send it
out every nation don't want to
sit back doing what a shed and
let the pub it's CONUS show no
more lamestream pumping out new
mean tell me where I should go
big crack pod tiny been buzzkill
but it hits you right
standard dude now wanna do it
now is nothing man who no no
mornin watching the puppet show
from up on the hill as the world
burns pass by
it's the same on history that
I'm switching on the TV soon in
Washington the sky it's been
cracked to tiny been buzzkill
but it hits you right in the
mouth exam to do I want to do
now is nothing man when it's
morning
it's a little bit crag pod Mazon
embed buzz kill button hits you
right it's time to do it now. I
want to do nothing that who wins
in the morning to do now I want
to do nothing wins in the
morning headed
John C Dvorak: mine says My
computer is fast. Really? I
don't want sugar in my
croissant. What evidence is
there of this?
Adam Curry: How about you? Are
you traumatized?
John C Dvorak: They tried to
make me go to rehab and I said
chick. When's my flight? Well,
aren't you special? I'm gonna
give Pfizer the benefit of the
doubt on this story. offended by
such a usage. Adam curry, John
C. Dvorak had pockets she stole
the silverware
Unknown: x x x x x, x x x x.
When talking to CRA computer
they can name database
addresses.
John C Dvorak: Let's face it, he
doesn't know what a hashtag is
from hashbrown their alleged
offense heterosexuality and you
know what's gonna come out fish?
He looked like a guy with a
stick up his butt. F and biz
Evan biz and you can always
follow me on Twitter. What the
Ethernet in a suitcase.
Unknown: Adam curry, John C.
Devorah. Adam curry, John C.
John C Dvorak: Devorah. No, no,
no, you can use
Adam Curry: three now man.
That's the wrong code. No good
wrong
John C Dvorak: code on code.
Unknown: Adam curry, John C.
Devorah. Adam curry, John C.
Devorah. Adam curry, John C.
Dvorak. Adam curry, John C.
Devorah. Adam curry, John C.
Devorah.
Adam Curry: It's Thursday,
August 11. Through sorry about
that.
Unknown: This is no agenda. I
should sing it.
Adam Curry: I'm just gonna leave
that in there. Just started over
Yeah.
Unknown: Adam curry, John C.
Devorah. Adam curry, John C.
Dvorak. Adam curry, John C.
Dvorak. How
John C Dvorak: does been hanging
out with four hot Ukrainian
model babes? make you a pervert.
It's a terrible storm here. The
ducks are flying. Away from this
wrong it's a bad sign Adam
waters by using twice my waist.
The pacer was an interesting
car. It had it was one of the
most advanced cars you can
imagine.
Adam Curry: Vote for curry
DeVore act 2016 crackpot and
buzzkill were a balanced ticket.
John C Dvorak: Everyone else was
watching the Kardashians with
the Americans do Yeah. I mean,
what was that? By the way? Was
it a good show? Pull it.
Adam Curry: Slaves of Europe,
you have a choice. Either. You
can go into a dire situation
like The Hunger Winter of 1945
to 1949. Or you can let us take
care of all of your taxation and
all of your financial troubles.
That is all
John C Dvorak: there's a guy
with a hookah. I don't want
refurbish. A refurbished on the
on the website
Oh no, what happened?
Unknown: She has hooves. Why's
your wagon?
Adam Curry: telling you she's
got hooves clippety clop
clippity clop study shows 38.2%
of the European Union populace
has mental problems.
John C Dvorak: You can see why.
Adam Curry: After use the bags
can be sealed and thrown in the
trash
John C Dvorak: or thrown at
someone. If roads will be
clogged. There's no way you can
get out there's going to be a
disaster. I will just get into
the into the Chrysler Building
Adam Curry: to occupy the
Clintons. When I met the Queen I
curtsied. I bet you did.
John C Dvorak: And he's
injecting babies fetuses into
his bloodstream in Switzerland
killed in a shark attack. When
he says folks that would be the
key word for the message sell
your liver gerrymandering isn't
in the constitution. So
Adam Curry: as a special treat
for those listening in on the
podcast version of the show, and
let's face it, that's the
majority you're hearing a
portion of the pre show that you
got on the stream because I'm
we're moving today we have
movers everywhere. So I will
have no opportunity to edit a
fancy little quote at the
beginning of the show. So I'm
recording now directly the mp3
and request to human resources
in the chat room. Please record
a backup in case something
happens if some jabroni here
would pull the power then the
recording would be interrupted
and since it's not lossless it
would be a broken recording this
concludes your emergency
information
John C Dvorak: Band Aid
broadcasts on the curry
emergency Broadcasting Network
yeah really panic Do not panic
Adam Curry: all as well.
John C Dvorak: Oh that's
interesting ending
Adam Curry: it you you crapped
out what do you say?
John C Dvorak: I crapped out
Yeah, hit it.
Adam Curry: The recording goes
so recording has started for
those of you listening to the
podcast this is another show
done with minimal resources so
we cannot edit after the fact
what you hear is what you get
and remember if you see
something say something I got a
a nice note from a guy said I
love it love it when you play
the the unedited although we
never edit these from the opera
now podcast he was totally
getting off on the fat bitch
just goes to show we please all
sorts here
John C Dvorak: Well, I guess
that's my cue. Here it
Unknown: is. No conflict.
No conference conference
John C Dvorak: said to
invigorate the Chi.
Adam Curry: He's like, shut up,
shut up, shut up. You be quiet
and the guy goes, you don't own
me.
John C Dvorak: Like he just was
looking. I was just looking. I
don't know. You look too much
like Qaddafi. They'll catch you
and shoot you and just called
Jenny
Unknown: angula Unless you
change a treaty if you let us
sodomized farm animals
John C Dvorak: to call drawn US
Senator Rand let him let it
land. Nobody there at all like
it's like a lost or lost puppy
and keep put a bunch of gear and
crazy things in there that that
you know, says weird stuff on
like, you know, thermal imager
and it's got like some crazy
circuit in there. It's really an
old, you know, Z 80 computer or
something. That's the stupidest
idea I've ever heard. Well, you
haven't had anything bad happen.
Right, right. And the rock must
be working
Unknown: napkin Adam curry, John
C. Dvorak. So
John C Dvorak: these are the
experts running our country.
Adam Curry: T MTV awards, the
terrorist Music Television
Awards. Yeah,
John C Dvorak: there's our
opportunity. The opportunity to
play Al Jazeera would pick it up
in a minute that's not a great
question. These dogs are trained
to lie
Unknown: can people play along
at home?
John C Dvorak: This show is the
worst ever
Adam Curry: No wonder people
don't want to help us out they
look
John C Dvorak: back on
Unknown: the whole thing it
didn't they were on the ground
boots on the ground
Adam Curry: because everyone
knows on these live shows I have
to I can't hit record and I
can't do transferring and
editing so they get the little
pre stream that goes with it
okay, I think we can try it
Hello,
John C Dvorak: yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, no little piece of paper.
Alright, hit it.
Adam Curry: Bird here is working
good. Anyone out there listening
to us on the stream please make
sure we have the backup
recording because you never
know. Small production notice
here zip Did you hear the fat
lady John Elway you hear the fat
bitch
John C Dvorak: yes was playing
my my my slide was okay
Adam Curry: maybe you're just
doing out of your own accord I
don't know.
John C Dvorak: I'm crazy. Hell
yeah
Adam Curry: so once again
worried about 400 kilobits up
400 kilobits down
John C Dvorak: I can barely
you're breaking up constantly
Adam Curry: you know what you
don't need to hear me I have
nothing important to say
you know people keep telling
Whoa. People keep telling us
there's something special we
have to do with like locking
some port down or something on
Skype when we do this and I
never really understand what I'm
supposed to do.
John C Dvorak: You people need
to give you step by step. Yeah.
Adam Curry: Well, I can't really
jack into this router here. So
if I have to close some ports
here that's just not possible.
Anyway it is what it is.
John C Dvorak: You got enough
bandwidth it should be better.
Unknown: No, I don't really have
enough bandwidth.
John C Dvorak: You I need 50
kilobits on on Skype.
Adam Curry: Well, it also
depends on the Cinco Demayo ship
missed it. You distracted me
good. It also depends on the
number of hops and stuff like
that
Did you listen to the last show?
John C Dvorak: Listen to the
last show. Ya know I was on it.
No, I was on the last show.
Adam Curry: Yes, I remember that
part. I was just wondering
because at the near the second
half of the show I enabled the
noise gate because there was no
more wind and I thought it
sounds but I think it sounds
better when you don't hear the
background when it's just us.
Just wondering if you had an
opinion. Okay. But won't make
any difference now will it?
John C Dvorak: Doesn't sound
like he's gonna make a lot of
difference right
Adam Curry: I like it where half
the chat room says they're
sparking up a bowl the other
half says that just took some
magic mushrooms people get
really ready for the show, don't
they?
John C Dvorak: That's pretty
cool.
Adam Curry: Yeah, just forget to
donate. That's the problem. No
loving today
for those of you expecting to
hear a snappy opening on the
show, this is one of those
remote location shows. So we
just start recording somewhere
during Libby shots. And you just
have to live with it. Sometimes
people like that so this is what
you're normally missing. Save
the cargo captain. Is what
you're normally missing during
the freestream of the program
Yes, quality indeed. I know that
the listeners can afford to
donate because they're spending
it all on LSD quite aware.
Unknown: Ha ha ha ha
John C Dvorak: okay, hit it.
Adam Curry: Mic check MIC CHECK
John C Dvorak: Mic check. Mic
check. Mic check. Mic check. I'm
gonna roofie you roofie you but
he's dealing with Arabic on your
machines. What is this world
coming to your mentally ill
lady? I don't know why these
things are dry. I think
somebody's listening to our
show. I will not use that word
or ginormous Don't spit on me
bro. Or I'll drone you. You need
an axe very expensive blasting
cap. It could have been a guy
from Silicon Valley but it
looked like in a Ranga Tang
Adam Curry: wearing a hazmat
suit,
John C Dvorak: I'm dead. Don't
make this stuff too hotter or
melt the bag. Take a picture of
the chicken and send it to
Fresno State. I shot this was
disturbing.
Unknown: Oh paper for you. No
bagels no paper Shut up.
John C Dvorak: We rock maestro
John C Dvorak slide whistle but
as a simple fact that's the way
the government can control the
population. She's got the right
look and feel we are happy no
agenda slaves have done nothing
but annoy the public China food
safer than us food. I swallowed
the slide whistle
Unknown: curry. This gave me a
good stock tip. This
John C Dvorak: is great. This
thing's positioned to go up. I'm
gonna make a killing. Who is
this idiot? Turned out that
being a podcaster it means
you're clinically insane. What
is wrong with the BBC that they
can't vet some guy like this.
This is just asking for trouble.
I was keep a bottle of helium in
the house. It makes your skin
crawl. You guys are awesome. And
make me feel a little more
saying when you go off about the
news and other BS it's
constantly waved in our faces.
Unknown: God do tongue like a
John C Dvorak: horse. I'm gonna
go bite face. Yeah, you're fully
crap. You're watching too much
CNN to catch this. And a cute
girl and Russia's KGB. I don't
know why it doesn't make sense
to me. Never appeal a hard
boiled egg again,
Adam Curry: the University of
Nebraska's drone journalism
experiment.
John C Dvorak: What? What about
me? I want to work on a cool
unmanned plane to
Unknown: Hey, you want to fly
whistle in the camp
John C Dvorak: on the grounds
that he actually made contact
with the remains of an ancient
shipwreck while on the lunar
surface? Yeah, I saw climate
change in action last night. We
got how many people got working
here they're gonna come in and
do a salary survey we got to
find something else to do to
justify the bull crap jobs.
Adam Curry: So roll tape roll
yeah and then but you know we
still have to start you know the
way that what people never hear
on the show.
John C Dvorak: Oh, yeah, yeah,
whatever that means hit it.
Adam Curry: Five adult fun I had
to do to blurring it would have
been so much easier. Have you
hugged a Muslim today?
John C Dvorak: AJC? Stop
uploading porn. After seven
become here, My knee hurts. It's
a wet state. It's soaking. Hey
kid,
Adam Curry: your pig looks
delicious. Adam and Mickey broke
theirs I can't refute
John C Dvorak: the show them
your pathetic little trailer?
Yeah, it can be a butchered
winter. I just grew hair in my
eyes.
Adam Curry: This Is Taylor
Swift? I'm like the canary in
the coal mine here.
John C Dvorak: Well, yeah, some
Tonkin that sticks out of the
mouth.
Adam Curry: I gotta get me some
of this. But will it make the
collapse easier?
John C Dvorak: Oh, yeah. In the
water. It's not enough and it
will do nothing. A night. No,
it's early morning here but what
the heck is the weekend and I
don't get it arrived throughout
the week Zuk Zuk Zuk
Adam Curry: they are gonna get
you Vladimir, I'm gonna get you.
Drone Smackdown we gotta go to a
break. These people are just
human pin cushions for the
United Nations. I think it's a
new use for rupees. That's our
slogan for today, John,
eventually, everyone gets
everyone gets tased
John C Dvorak: I don't know
about your flag. But I wouldn't
mind seeing your pole. fighting
a losing cause my friend a
losing cause. Hello, me to share
an incident from a few weeks
back. I love it. You can
deconstruct the mass mis
education machine. The popular
lap dog media which keeps
begging for biscuits from the
two corporate Wings of our one
party system. A quiet Golden
Girls get together with your
dead body in the middle. She's
pregnant and doesn't know how to
tell the parents.
Adam Curry: We had a drone
strike in America. There's
nothing I love more than you
topping me. Just saying
John C Dvorak: they're idiots.
Okay, well, why are they patting
down that old woman and that old
man that guy's 90? are
Unknown: a bunch of mainstream
media watching moron.
John C Dvorak: What about
Burton? Ernie, they've always
been gay. Hey, there, boy, come
pick up my bags. If I was the
owner is tyrannical government.
I do it. Who doesn't like to pee
in the shower.
Unknown: This is not the kind of
world that I want us to be in.
It's about
John C Dvorak: sharing. It's
about sharing, you know.
Adam Curry: soaked nuts.
Everyone's now putting their
kids in front of cameras and
microphones and like getting
them to say things like this.
John C Dvorak: Yeah, you just
get it out of the air the
energies around you, man. It's
around you. Calgary HERE I COME
literal 78 on there and you
crank it up and you listen to
black crows.
Adam Curry: We're proud of being
the bullies of the world. Okay,
that's what we do.
John C Dvorak: I do the best I
can. On the water. They give me
an interesting A, B, C, D, E, E,
D, C, B A. It's time to invest
in you know what? Cat food? Shut
up already. It's Solus deer
antler spray. Are you on the
browser on the browser check.
Adam Curry: out there's doping
going on in the in the sport of
curling? What? Yeah, you know
that thing where they toss it
all
John C Dvorak: pumped up on?
Where's my book? So much more
than a podcast? I like it. Only
Amiga makes it possible.
already.
Adam Curry: I'm sure you haven't
read this so I show well,
brother.
John C Dvorak: It sounds right.
This sounds
Unknown: sounds right. I mean
that sounds like it's right.
John C Dvorak: Elbows LIS suck
that I don't know that they were
drinking I think they were
smoking dope. It is my fault. I
feel bad now. Personally, I
think Bitcoin is the beanie
babies of currency. Basically
what are you kidding me? What is
kind of a pitch is this I urge
you Ethiopian girls are hungry
all the time.
Adam Curry: Well, then I'll just
play a little sequence. Oh, we
haven't done the ladies and
gentlemen, please rise for your
nation, National Anthem and you
may sing along as usual.
Unknown: Good to be human
resources as in all lessons from
getting us to where
we are have a strategy
legacy media. If you wake up
with the blues, Jennifer, you'll
gain good news. There's one
thing you must remember no
agenda in the morning. For a
healthy balanced news diet. Try
no agenda show.com Mac and
cheese mac and cheese by iron
Rand
Adam Curry: Is fluoride in your
protection for you know the
police state stock up on mac and
cheese?
John C Dvorak: Take your money
out of the bank, put it in the
mattress immediately old and
witty bedroom barroom and smoker
Dipsy doodles.
Unknown: Oh my god, do you dog
you
John C Dvorak: are old friends
sexy. We got to reunite these
countries put the Disneyland in
there and just go have some fun.
Adam Curry: Whoa 800 million
just for.mil tasty new
John C Dvorak: weed. I had this
Java Script thing get keeps
interfering with my show. It's
going to create a nuclear
winter. Because if you think
there's a problem, you cap stay
on your side of the street and
smile. Please, can you peel me
another grape?
Adam Curry: You don't know how
to use the shells.
John C Dvorak: Shells. All you
guys are just a bunch of
skeptics jerk offs.
Adam Curry: We make stuff that
goes on to stuff that kill
stuff. That should be their
slogan, Microsoft. It's finger
friendly.
John C Dvorak: Let me see if I
have any in the cupboard. We do
not do discounts on down.
Alright, are you ready? Give it
a good spin. Hello stolen code.
The theme of the talk show is
legally drunk. And every time
they catch him doing something
like that he gets another star
believable. You can't do that.
Adam Curry: And then you can
have like 50 Stupidity terror
strikes you every single week
could be like dead from like
people like blown Stock
Exchange. Crash our entire
economy has been no money coming
to the ATMs. Who's freaking out
ma'am. Hey, do this move. Hey,
we have this trade a little bit
of a security for liberty or
whatever. I don't care if we
can't do this. What is an
artisan
John C Dvorak: your guys who
make pots
Unknown: and bear is close to
John C Dvorak: your mac and
cheese? Oh, let's get some mac
and cheese. Special execute
anyone at her own will
Adam Curry: like to read Ed
Glenn Greenwald is out there and
he's the hitman.
John C Dvorak: It's the
continuum. What I thought was a
snide style. Adam curry, John C.
Devorah.
Unknown: Adam curry, John C.
Devorah.
John C Dvorak: You could be pre
diabesity I guess what we're
going to do this weekend. Holy
crap. You mean they even believe
that stupid old book. Oh my
gosh. Oh,
Unknown: poor guru. They can't
do anything because the
government doesn't make him.
John C Dvorak: She is such a
douche and an idiot. I'm in the
demo. We can't afford to do this
show. You were
Adam Curry: the crocs me with
the dress. Oh, it's those guys.
They know what's going on there.
So hip.
John C Dvorak: Turn around, make
a U turn make a U turn make a U
turn. I hate Tokyo and the
portions are so small. Why would
they not be lap dogs? They've
been our lap dogs as Tony Blair
is all a great idea. I'm sitting
here in the back of the class
I'm going to make a meme. They
talk about it quite a bit. But
the one you want to listen to is
the girl on LG zero.
Unknown: Yeah
John C Dvorak: I did my part I
texted 1010 And I went over
there I went in somebody's
pockets it
Unknown: gender no
he's awesome keys Tony Stark.
Adam Curry: It is only a
question of time when popular
self government will be
impossible and will be succeeded
by chaos and finally a
dictatorship. Hello 2013
John C Dvorak: I don't want to
build a raspberry pie. Audrey is
doing yeah
Adam Curry: he's vaped himself
off of Skype.
John C Dvorak: And then she
found that she was the spawn of
Satan. Straight from receipt.
Here she is Raven give it up.
Unknown: The firewall says
John C Dvorak: what is cyber? Is
that what you want? Oh, dude, we
did this. I'm great. I will hope
everybody listens to me. Oh,
everybody has their own taste.
When Puff the Magic Dragon shows
up then I'll listen to your
crappy argument. I don't think
you should be shooting up MSG.
Hit it. Anyone ever gets caught
with a hook caresses should have
plenty of people on the plane
were really annoyed with me
playing this harmonica.
Adam Curry: It was a dark, dark
November day. It was a Sunday in
November DeVore. Ek was back in
California. I am curry in Texas.
But the prognosis was not good.
John C Dvorak: That's funny
because that relates to a clip I
have.
Adam Curry: Oh, really well,
then I'll keep this one handy,
just in case. And we're good to
go.
John C Dvorak: Although your
thing that's a little more
dramatic tonight minds were
subtle, but anyway, hit it.
Unknown: Well hit hit a jagged,
jagged, juga. Mainstream flux.
John C Dvorak: Were both criss
crossing Manhattan between the
UN and the global Clinton
initiative. But I don't think we
were ever in the same place at
the same time until the end of
the day. That's often how it is
during un week.
Adam Curry: That sounds like a
horrible life.
Unknown: Adam curry John C.
Devora.
Doing happy happy trigger
Adam Curry: finger. I'm just
happy to see you.
John C Dvorak: Mm hmm. All
right. I'm ready. Hit it.
Adam Curry: Do you have
everything? Do you have a
spreadsheet? If your lunch
money?
John C Dvorak: I get no lunch
money.
Unknown: It's someone steal your
lunch money?
John C Dvorak: No, I didn't get
any. I forgot that. I left it at
home, bro. It's not right here.
Well, isn't it take it as truth.
They take it as true.
Adam Curry: Take it as truth.
Truth destroyed, destroyed
computers, destroy computers.
Were really a comedy show.
John C Dvorak: This news is
funny. And it's lame. It's just
lame. Yeah, do shut up. You do
what you got to do. Hey, do Did
you see my cooking? I'm sure at
one cookie. It's time for the
thought. No, I'm always
confused. Adam curry, John C.
Dvorak.
Unknown: I'm sorry. Sorry.
John C Dvorak: What was that
Adam Curry: was a mistake. I
messed it up. All right. Give me
another cue.
John C Dvorak: Gen nine hit it.
The Chinese disaster of 2030 I
Adam Curry: don't know Chinese
population disaster of
2030 2030.
John C Dvorak: I do have a
little entre Mall. We've been
here six years. We're married.
We got two kids. I will not get
a fair trial in the United
States. But wait a minute, let
me change my icon. So I reflect
to you my sympathy with the
Ukrainians. I can't with
authority answer that question.
Adam Curry: All right, give me
another crude. Another cue.
John C Dvorak: Hit it. Enough
rain stick for today. I just
can't see you on a skateboard.
Yeah, they gotta wipe these
people out.
Unknown: I don't care.
John C Dvorak: Why is anyone
wasting their time? Under any
circumstances? Well, I see the
fat lady has done so hit it
it should have or AB hello
Unknown: it's a Clydesdale,
John C Dvorak: I gotta take a
dump. I don't have the permit.
Unknown: How very DARE YOU
Glenn. I'm gonna show my son
moved by Jonah to no agenda.
Imagine all the people who could
do that. Oh yeah, that'd be fun
Adam Curry: Well, now I know
what triggers my Tourette's
John C Dvorak: this stuff was
still listening.
Adam Curry: Yeah, I think so. I
think I think especially in the
car where you can crank it up?
Yeah, I believe so. I mean, as
I'm listening to it, I'm
thinking oh, yeah, I remember
that. Oh, yes. And a lot of
these openings I do not remember
at
John C Dvorak: all to remember
almost all of them I will say
this we should have done the
donation segment at the very
beginning of the show. DO need
support every time we do these
things and people have to know
that but if they're not
listening, they're not going to
know it. I feel bad now that
Adam Curry: I have a feeling
people will listen to it. It
means not.
John C Dvorak: I would like them
to put a note in their donation
put a note with your donation or
any amount of work that org
slash and a put a note saying
that you heard me say this. Some
some reference. I heard I went
halfway through this thing. I
was listening, John,
Adam Curry: the Powerball number
is sent me wrong. The Wrong
number is 17. But that ends all
right, well, we put
John C Dvorak: it out because
there are a lot of people, by
the way, donate after last show
and they'll be put together on
the Sunday show. So you all get
mentioned Yeah,
Adam Curry: we'll have a super
long we'll have two donations
that Minutes on Sunday. Looking
forward to that we again thank
rich Kony, we're gonna get back
into it with the rest of our no
agenda openings up to 1400 Which
of course, leaves room for a
future episode, we take it all
the way into the 1500s. And as a
reminder, you need to support
the show go to wcco.org/and a.
Now back to the openings
Transnistria or trans mystery.
Which one is it?
John C Dvorak: Why would she
kill him after the election? Oh,
it's the vote. And I'm old
enough I'll be lifting the skirt
with my cane. The name
Adam Curry: of the song Jimmy
Osmonds hit I
John C Dvorak: if they were
smart. Who are these people?
Kidding? I got a weapon right
here. You can eat the wall.
Whatever the police tell you to
do a news organization do it.
Unknown: Ah
Adam Curry: What a pleasant
surprise. I'm all wet. That
claimed internet pioneer.
John C Dvorak: Big Bang Theory.
Are you kidding me? Who cares?
Kind of gruesome? Yeah, a4 paper
is ugly. Wrote the speed limit
broke the speed limit broke the
speed limit.
Adam Curry: The titles look good
enough. Do you open on the top
of the Kremlin? This is the
voice of Russia. When we're in
trouble. I expect help from the
chat room. The guy who made the
quatro Latino district.
John C Dvorak: I have to admit I
listen to each show repeatedly.
Probably for full time start to
finish. Wow. Well, things move
fast in this world. It's karula
sade Wally Kerak. Wha
Unknown: dad do I have to own
dad do I have to
Adam curry, John C Devorah.
Adam Curry: Squirrels are
winning the cyber war. So we
blew up the Brotherhood
pipeline.
John C Dvorak: They even know
how to hold a taco give in
citizen given
Unknown: I think you've I didn't
quite say I think you've outed
Tim Cook. Islamic state that was
John C Dvorak: another wife on
Friday night information
competition with double a fuel
dragsters going against money
cars.
Adam Curry: Good to see
everybody who loves God in
different ways killing each
other. Good work, everybody. I
love how he hasn't Silicon
Valley thing. Right? Right.
Right. oxidated silver, we can
sell that on the show. Yeah. And
what? What did you use for bait?
As plumb upon the perfect
John C Dvorak: shakin and bacon
in that thing. I have tech news.
You have tech news, John. I
actually have tech news. I have
a clip. It was disgusting. I had
to turn the show off. Ahmed
swallow the key. It's all
corrupt. Sorry.
Adam Curry: I wish he would have
done that. Now. I just sound
like a stooge,
John C Dvorak: blind and or
asleep to grow pot. That's what
a greenhouse is for. Look at me.
Boom.
Adam Curry: Any other intro? Was
that good enough? is good
John C Dvorak: enough? And I
went Oh, wow. He said, Oh, wow.
Oh, man.
Adam Curry: It's a cute ESL
bonanza.
John C Dvorak: It's a big deal
your 50th birthday. And so they
people wanted to chime in on it.
Unknown: Come on. We've seen
this. The most sophisticated
terrorist group we've ever seen.
John C Dvorak: bayonets. $1
Adam Curry: Do you do you
subscribe to our magazine. And
that's the story. It's the same
outfits the same costumes.
John C Dvorak: Here's some good
crap going on that you weren't
paying any attention to
apparently, I can jump in and F
16 and take off. And you gotta
have a positive attitude.
Unknown: You really weren't
precede me as
Adam Curry: what's the worst
that could happen? For making
these choices? I gotta go see
this guy. Who does he think he
is? Oh, it's the mouse guy.
flash flash flash. Everyone
looks like a douchebag now.
John C Dvorak: Hey, good to see
ya.
Adam Curry: Excuse me. If we're
talking about the quarantine
from Ebola, not haircuts.
John C Dvorak: Me on stupendous.
These women don't listen to the
show. You guys are kinda
entertaining, but I'm out.
Throttle them. Let's throttle
them. Let's throttle them. I'm
not superstitious. Start the
show over. I'm shaking in my
boots now. You probably stunk
apparently. am an idiot.
Absolutely. Let's get some dirt
on this and show that it's bogus
gas from us. But you also must
buy a rug. A threatening note in
broken English. Your baby in
Adam Curry: an automatic chick
magnet.
John C Dvorak: six pound
rodents. What is he talking
about? You don't get a time out.
Last minute Charlie works for
me. And by the way, we should
have mentioned the Chinese that
if we get screwed. The whole
world's economy collapses and
they're screwed to get some
rackets we can be some brackets.
Let's just start booing and
throwing paper balls at him.
Hey, Bill, go drink some poop.
That isn't really cool pictures.
Are you just wow, it's pretty
good. Yeah, it's pretty good.
Everyone turning us into
Canadians. Chief conked out wait
until the
Adam Curry: tech Soil companies
closed. There's gonna be hookers
for 35 bucks. He's gonna be
plenty of it.
John C Dvorak: What is wrong
with this idiot?
Adam Curry: A withered old
woman?
John C Dvorak: Okay, we're
taking it. We're stopping the
show. And we're going to talk
about this. And I've had people
write in saying, yeah, guys full
of crap.
Adam Curry: Hold on, he told us
and then it happened. Oh my god.
It's amazing how that works.
It's bootstrapping on its own
complexity in an exponential
way.
John C Dvorak: Okay, Google, so
they call them ash. The big
gash. This is designed for porn.
Maybe she should have cried more
is right now. Right? swamps.
You'd go in pretty far with the
with your hose. They don't know
anything. They're idiots.
Adam Curry: DC gay bar,
John C Dvorak: some skank from
the hood. It's kind of like the
herpes of computers. Where's the
FBI? You'd like their arms
straight down and they're still
stiff and they're just
Unknown: bugged? Guide? A little
less jingles? Really?
John C Dvorak: That's the kind
of idiot she was. Everything
would would not even be an issue
if we'd all go vegan.
Adam Curry: Well, this is an
outrage. We have a master bomb
maker on the loose. Nothing says
I'm
Unknown: Muslim like running
around naked. But yeah, Austin
seems like a stretch. You wrote
it down and
Adam Curry: you didn't catch
yourself. Oh my god. That's a
Republican lesbian.
John C Dvorak: Baltimore's a
shithole. Let's start with that.
Is that the most insulting thing
he could do? It's crowd control.
Let's face it. That's what it
amounts to
Adam Curry: eat bugs. Public
Radio is ready for capitalism.
John C Dvorak: A you know and I
think a lot of it has to do with
the texture of the meat and the
flavor.
And so you buy these intangibles
and you get nothing really? No,
that's not him.
Adam Curry: I know a lot of
really hot 65 year old women.
John C Dvorak: Fine. Yeah, no,
it would. No. Yeah. No. No, but
no, no. So this was the scam of
the scams
Adam Curry: or not. It's a sales
job is discussing with these
people do and
John C Dvorak: just beat the
crap out of him in the
courtroom. Nice. How about a big
bouffant. The entire US Navy is
running on XP on let's start a
spy agency and play spy we can
all these cool spies. And you
can look this up and oh no, yes,
Adam Curry: not the lesbians
took over.
John C Dvorak: How long does it
last? Well, as
Adam Curry: long as there's
mold.
Unknown: There's always mold,
right? But it's Adam curry, John
C. Dvorak. But
John C Dvorak: Mimi says that
she saw a bald eagle flying
carrying a small kitten stardate
1414. Tonight the star will be
in the sky just above Venus. OK,
Google. Ok. Google. OK, Google.
Unknown: Like why do you want to
turn down
John C Dvorak: the Queen and she
has this rarer way of talking as
a lot. Now I think I think I
think 20 kids were killed.
Sounds like a war monger. If you
asked me I don't know why. Why
is anybody know why anybody's
liking this guy? I'm going to
kill in place.
Adam Curry: Oh, that's very
funny. Someone who's not a
scientist getting a scientist
what to do.
John C Dvorak: Now do you have
shorter and if
Unknown: I wanted to cold cold
for a meaningful conversation? I
might even have some nuts.
John C Dvorak: Who does these
things at quarter to seven
Adam Curry: swallowing and if I
get a an electric car, I'll save
the refugees or some crap like
that. Wait a minute. One of the
symptoms of the drug is you see
the cat.
John C Dvorak: Get back do what
you're supposed to do slave
right. I was trying to get you
to go to bed with her.
Adam Curry: Like feel a little
slimy. I don't know. You never
you don't really feel a little
dirty. Child abuse. I tell you
start over worst show ever.
John C Dvorak: Oh, please. Yes
just gets worse. Or you said I
can stop it whenever I want it.
I've given it my location away.
Let's go. And you get to wear a
tux and you get to look like
James Bond. And I was stunned by
this. Oh, that's his mic. I
think I think that's his mic. I
didn't violate anything. You're
a boasting. Yeah. You're
boasting a whole Yeah.
Adam Curry: And we see the tents
are burning tents are being
burned
John C Dvorak: out. I wanna live
lid. A lid. This is where
dancing slippers. Ham radio
Adam Curry: could save your
life, man. It's not just a
hobby. I have the Fire TV Stick.
No, ha. It's our buddy.
John C Dvorak: It'd be there for
days trying to find your
passport. We are just inundated
with propaganda that we're going
to be attacked any minute. Yes,
tape is running. Tape. Turkey's
long overdue for globalization.
Adam Curry: But who's that one?
Got a hole. What do you think of
Megan's new hairdo with it kind
of tied back? Love? Is that
right before after my vape
explodes and blows my teeth out?
Would you get this recipe? But
the hookers have a certain walk.
Pull. Yeah, usually I'm just
spinning. Yeah, I don't even
mean when you show up for a
Christmas show.
John C Dvorak: You gotta show
it's the bomb is the cat's butt.
chaps have more cheek than Kim
Kardashian.
Unknown: A when it comes to my
bomb shelter kids. I got a
really disturbing note on my
door today.
John C Dvorak: You're not
following the rules. The rules.
Adam Curry: Jihad. Well, I
John C Dvorak: don't know if I
if I should drop this bomb on
you now.
Adam Curry: Very close. John.
This is it. They finally got it
out.
John C Dvorak: Oh, I didn't know
this was gonna happen.
Adam Curry: Google saving them.
Keeping them all safe safe from
bad website. What the hell was a
cylinder of excellence?
John C Dvorak: This is stupid as
why? They're going nuts. Yeah,
they're going nuts. Yeah,
they're going nuts.
Unknown: Yeah. Oh, honey, can
you get the Viagra vape I'm
ready. Wiki wiki wiki
John C Dvorak: to me is the
handshake of the devil. So how
can you cite no proof?
Adam Curry: I have a little
thing little little package. A
man.
John C Dvorak: I'm hearing a
ringing sound. It's always been
that way. Tommy, you have to
have radiation in your diet.
Adam Curry: Radiation in your
diet is fantastic. The
brainwashing
John C Dvorak: that's going on
in this country is frightening.
And I'm gonna predict prediction
for the Red Book. You watch
Adam Curry: a report I saw he
had no pants on.
John C Dvorak: Man, I'd be a lot
different on this show. These
guys are in a bubble who need an
E ticket for that. Here's how
I'd like to punish women first.
I'd like to punch him in the
gut. What? We were doing it for
you Obama. Are you
Adam Curry: really defending Ted
Cruz? You know he's you know
he's anti Semite.
John C Dvorak: Plenty of stuff
is stolen from us. I'm just
Unknown: going to leave this
here in foil had conspiracy
theory in truth
John C Dvorak: there. You're
going to be at the bottom of the
list.
Adam Curry: There will be no
boots on the ground. Want to go
for a ride in the flivver what
do we want to do at the end
here?
John C Dvorak: And I'll be
talking about I match on the
podcast.
Adam Curry: Hello Donald is his
blood. Blizzard and
John C Dvorak: Blizzard HQ Soma.
Take your pills be happy?
Adam Curry: This Justin
apparently records has been
found. Calm,
John C Dvorak: calm, calm or
tidge
Adam Curry: You might have your
furry friend microchip. Why not
your children?
John C Dvorak: Oh, Apple. It
stinks. It's got this white goo
and when you chew it it makes us
squeaking sound
Adam Curry: isn't clear what I'm
talking about here? Or am I way
off base like now you know it's
a public poll.
Unknown: But it's great.
Liberals are psychotic.
John C Dvorak: What car comes
with a carburetor anymore? But I
think the car is a lizard. What
are you talking about? Is there
some gay app called atom to
atom?
Adam Curry: Stop there for a
second? Is that not the
definition of bigotry?
John C Dvorak: What is the point
of this messaging it's bullcrap.
torture, torture, torture
everybody. A lot of them look
like they put out are they doing
it for people who are too stupid
to figure out how to listen to a
podcast? Talking about overkill.
Open up Saturday police bumping
the door.
Unknown: I believe that
unbelieving q&a is very good
right now.
John C Dvorak: Holy crap. Look
at all the booze we got
Adam Curry: essentially twisted
by porn. Yeah. Oh, no.
John C Dvorak: Is that Hillary
is the one more likely to get us
all killed easily. Like to see
you and your clothes.
Adam Curry: Do you like you're
ready?
John C Dvorak: I'm ready. I'm
ready. I was born ready. Yeah,
let's do it. Or cry. People
today are not educated.
Adam Curry: Now. It seems. Oh my
voice just want to
John C Dvorak: know I don't want
your beans. And man, where's the
bongos? I can't do this anymore.
I've already cut off 20 heads.
It's hurting my arm. No, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Jack Daniels do not tweet this.
And that is very thinning.
Directors, directors directors
and man like the sun's gonna
blow up in a billion years. Take
the long term look. Give it to
him. The blimp has landed. the
straightest
Adam Curry: Cissus whitest
person you can find sacks of
nine.
John C Dvorak: We're gonna do
this. We're gonna do that. We're
gonna do this. We're gonna do
this. We're gonna do that. But
do we need to get Stocco smart
stove at Best Buy.
Adam Curry: Oh, hey, we got a
donor from Nigeria.
John C Dvorak: Amen. That's
cool. The president saying Come
on, man. You have to just assume
that Hillary is a devil
worshiper and it doesn't
surprise me.
Adam Curry: Because when kids
wake up Yes, Daddy, I don't
understand. Hey, whatever you
say do not blame the millennials
wasn't their fault.
Unknown: Oh man, that's
John C Dvorak: disgusting. Oh,
that's off the
Adam Curry: table. But foon a
buffoon Natalia, stop fooling
yourself.
John C Dvorak: And I know it's
bullcrap. Because I've seen the
owl. Yes, I'm triggered now. I'm
getting all weirded out. This is
all about gas. It would you like
to make 10 bucks. But it's not
an underground bunker. Not
Adam Curry: that, you know. I've
failed the ceremony. The
Stargate will remain open. So
yes, Russia and the Russians,
the Russians are riling up our
children.
John C Dvorak: This is terrible.
Mr. Tick?
Adam Curry: That's right.
John C Dvorak: The code was
ants. Just published the
dossier. Why do you even torment
yourself with this stuff? Hello.
Hello. It's me. It's me. Good to
have a Sex Robot that we're
talking about.
Unknown: Today the Senate voted.
John C Dvorak: Conditions. It's
not an Oh, it's an Oh, yeah,
you'll see. So I think green is
people.
Adam Curry: And it sounded like
she had hooves. Okay. So have
fun, be positive and enjoy your
amazing job. I'm gay. I'm gay.
Hello. I'm getting gay. Marty
Walsh should be on MSNBC
actually very good. I'm Bristol
surprised Mandela. Mandela.
Mandela effect that's mandela
effect or his Twitter feed.
John C Dvorak: Look I'm I'm also
with you. I'm going to live
forever
Adam Curry: Well, she's probably
doing sleazy porn on the
internet. The hands tiny hands
who
Unknown: hate him hate him hate
him hate him hate me.
John C Dvorak: So let's give him
a go. EB karma
Adam Curry: just a little
weight. All right here but
Unknown: blue.
Adam Curry: You when you when
you're in your head? Yes, yes.
I'm telling you. Whoa, hey, what
happened to me?
John C Dvorak: I'm Yotel bang.
You got kittens. You got a
little kitten outside me
wandering around. Boom done. A
friend of Dorothy. In
Adam Curry: when there's blood
on the moon Jeff lurks in the
shadows was a Western. Marry
yourself in Canada offers
consulting and wedding
photography. Like oh yes. mp3 is
dead. It's dead. It's officially
killed is dead. No, no, they
won't. No. Yes, they will. No.
John C Dvorak: No, he looks like
a constipated turtle. Is the God
of hellfire. brewskis for
everyone.
Adam Curry: Oh, by the way,
stop. Yeah, basketball moment.
John C Dvorak: Russia, Russia,
Russia. But on your seat belt
gets I guess. What is short? And
this is not the bottle of water.
I want
Adam Curry: more straws. I look
like a teenager.
John C Dvorak: So what's your
business? What do you think your
business is gonna be worth with
the window broken? What?
Adam Curry: I think Van Jones
went to Yale. Is it like really
like painful death from the
richest people to the poorest?
From the right to the left from
sea to shining sea? Off on
yachts isn't asistencia became
the podcast? They even posted
about it on Facebook. People put
their poop on Facebook. And with
that, I think we should do some
elephants. Next.
John C Dvorak: Mueller. Vor
Bueller? I was
Adam Curry: unaware of the
story.
John C Dvorak: Yeah, that's a
chick magnet. Because you don't
want people waving these things
around and poking a hole in a
van Gogh.
Adam Curry: We just have a whole
bunch of little kids going Elon
save me. Who are these people?
Could you imagine a massive
fight breaking out at Coachella?
ISIS is actually coming across
the border job. We sound like
news execs now
John C Dvorak: and then when the
2400 baud modem came out wow,
this thing is twice as fast stay
WOKE row.
Adam Curry: That's right baby.
I'm in show business. Hashtag
DACA
John C Dvorak: is breaks out in
San Francisco where this you
have the poop map at least you
got a map. Data added a webinar.
Too many points.
Adam Curry: I swear I'm saying
boom. And Neo Nazis are planning
and attack. It's Trump watch
Wednesday. The
John C Dvorak: barber, my babe
ruth autographed baseball. Why
did you throw that out?
Adam Curry: I'm looking at this
here brain.
John C Dvorak: What do you
think? This is on network TV,
and we don't run this off a pod
bean. How do those two guys talk
so long? Cling on Ma. Judge? Are
you ready now? Are you ready?
Are you okay? Are you sure? Do
together
Adam Curry: be now to lead up
Holly.
John C Dvorak: The lead bin
Talal? Yeah. Oh, I
Adam Curry: love me at the smell
of a ditto. My likenesses
John C Dvorak: dead. Oh, yeah,
Mama, my mama lives in the same
house we live in. My voice is to
finance to the moon. Word to the
wise. Just being it. Just being
it that Dan Dennett that Dan Dan
just being it.
Adam Curry: And kids of course
are going nuts for him. Please
cut and paste widely.
John C Dvorak: This sounds like
a cheap plot to an old Colombo
film.
Unknown: It's white privilege,
less racist. Sexist.
John C Dvorak: You know, I know
a lot of guys who knit
Adam Curry: it's brain science
man. Hey,
John C Dvorak: you shut up.
Can't you read English? What are
they gonna do? They can hit the
side of a barn with these
missiles. Hey, Mommy, are you a
douche bag? It's got porn.
mocked.
Adam Curry: We've all we've
mocked. We've mocked it. Mark.
The worm
John C Dvorak: came out of his
nose. They all hate the baby.
Hey, baby.
Adam Curry: I smelled a rat the
minute I read the article,
John C Dvorak: rat guns. I got
new fresh meat. You she looks
like William Shatner
Adam Curry: by worms. Small
civics lesson people?
John C Dvorak: Yeah, because I
was I had something hot had to
come out of the oven. I'm
looking looking left looking
right looking left looking
right. There's a towel. There's
the oven minutes. Let me use the
oven mitt.
Adam Curry: Shama What are you
doing?
John C Dvorak: Oh, yeah. Do you
remember fat Betty? What's your
gamma? Oh, yeah. And I have
enough people in that group.
Adam Curry: What was the point
of going to see the little
people and shoot hot dogs out
them? Oh, stop. Stop. Stop.
Stop. Stop. Stop.
John C Dvorak: No. Well, no, we
Adam Curry: got I learned it by
listening to you. Okay.
John C Dvorak: I'm doing a side
hustle. Nowadays. Arrest them.
Adam Curry: In Brazil. American
sperm demand has skyrocketed
John C Dvorak: must be stopped.
Citizens of the globe. The earth
is my is my home. I'm alive. I
live on Earth. He's almost a
dead ringer for Bill Gates. I
gotta save face.
Adam Curry: grep Democrat pipe.
grep. Cat.
John C Dvorak: The news in
America is suffering a total
sellout. You think you'll think
Al Gore? understated beauties.
Adam Curry: That's what I'm
talking about. Have your mom do
it. What were
John C Dvorak: you doing before
that happened? I don't know why
he needs karma for polygraphs.
Adam Curry: Oh, yeah. The
millennials are the new dogs.
John C Dvorak: Champs at kriva.
Camp. It's scrumptious.
Adam Curry: You're taking me
away from the dogs man. But
okay, day we got shrooms. Oh,
wow. Write these things down
John. I think that's pretty
cool. That's pretty cool. Right?
It's cool. Isn't that cool?
Yeah. Oh, man.
John C Dvorak: This is cool.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Machine guns in space. My bad my
bad my bad. My bad. My bad.
Cookie. Oh, cookie.
Adam Curry: If you invented
Bitcoin, right on Right. Right.
Right. Think of your health man.
I have the device.
John C Dvorak: Well, the whole
thing is depressing. Anti
science.
Adam Curry: Maybe we need no
agenda emergency hammers. Yeah,
I don't know. I think one burger
is
John C Dvorak: better. Nick
pickles investigator.
Adam Curry: That jingle
apparently triggers dogs
worldwide whenever we play it is
a false flag season again. This
guy was 12 years old who
interviewed me
John C Dvorak: but she has
another facelift she's gonna end
up with a go t
Unknown: waked neighbors quick.
Oh, we were hacked. We were
hacked again. We were hacked
but I had to leave the grandkids
alone to defend the contract.
Hey Pope. Don't worry about it.
John C Dvorak: If it is the
competition is always a good
thing to take it out good good.
Good. Good. Good. No writer uses
the word lodestar
Adam Curry: don't cut in line
and stop stealing our secrets.
It's really cool. All this is
really
John C Dvorak: cool, man. It's
really really cool. The season
the watch face. Oh, cool. It's
as phony as it comes.
Adam Curry: The FBI doesn't need
any help looking like goofballs.
I'll take the opium and warm
orange juice, please.
John C Dvorak: This is a
disgrace. If you're a meth head,
let us know. Either way, you
know it's a part of China. Gore
has taken it up to a new level.
Big tech guys all kinds of tech
billionaires were loaded with
tech billionaires.
Adam Curry: Are they gonna prop
them up like Obama? You they
John C Dvorak: exceeded your
bandwidth,
Adam Curry: headless mannequins.
Oh, you made the alien sound the
Joe Rogan makes?
John C Dvorak: Oh crap. It's the
young Kim race as
Unknown: shoplifter thief
gangster
Adam Curry: what is going on
with those people?
John C Dvorak: Oh, you've got to
get one man dad. Bang bang bang
bang bang bang.
Adam Curry: My mind is exploding
right now. It's a cavalcade
cascade of D platforming wasn't
done. God
Unknown: who's listening.
John C Dvorak: Now I love tool
who doesn't?
Adam Curry: Oh, no spasms in
trouble. Okay, now we'll go in
March.
John C Dvorak: outdoors to worse
he's a demon.
Unknown: Oh, okay.
Adam Curry: You are the gadfly
of Silicon Valley.
John C Dvorak: You sound like a
Lebanese merchant.
Adam Curry: No one ever listens
to my advice.
John C Dvorak: I never thought
about it much. But I think you
might be right. Go take off the
catch channel. A movie that
Shouts out to me. Don't watch
this movie. Who's gonna use your
video before all?
Adam Curry: Do you have your
your gaffer tape to fix that
again?
John C Dvorak: Love Clinton. You
love Clinton. There's a song
there. I hate Superbowl
analysis. She's alive. Oh my
god. Hello, Cleveland. I love my
piehole Adam. I love my piehole
Adam,
Unknown: I just gotta go fast.
That must be pesticides.
John C Dvorak: We gotta buy a
beer Are you ready? Great graph.
No.
Unknown: And in the end,
Adam Curry: we work hard to
create some of the best audio in
the world.
John C Dvorak: That's a classic.
Adam Curry: Someone has to pay.
Mueller Mueller Mueller Mueller
mooner
John C Dvorak: or LK work gonna
start delivering dog turds to
his house.
Adam Curry: This is not an
opening segment by the way.
Julie on called Julianne.
John C Dvorak: The files are
still alive. They're alive
Adam Curry: now he's lazy. He's
lazy. He doesn't do it right.
Many producers just sit home
scratch their crotch and say
great shoe
John C Dvorak: to dope has been
burning too hot.
Adam Curry: I need to we need
discovery so people can discover
discover shows. Are they hiring
people on voice anymore on NPR
or are they just hiring anybody?
Unknown: I don't know. The
Chinese are stealing all the
toilet paper
John C Dvorak: they have but to
get a dime back what is the deal
with luggage? A I haven't gotten
a big guy. I'm gonna be
officiating the wedding. We're
gonna get
Adam Curry: turned into a drawer
if you gave the machine just the
amount of red meat it needed to
through the tulips but but I
also like women's clothing.
Unknown: Close it down close the
website down.
Adam Curry: Advertising a word
advertising and that's not fair.
You're hurting
Unknown: the brand. And it's the
brand the brand lives in the
brand speaks and the brand
listens and people connect to
the brand. Arrest him.
Adam Curry: Oh Oh, yeah. Yeah,
right on mobile. He's going
down.
John C Dvorak: You're a moron.
Hey, man, get the band back. yak
yak yak, yak. Yak. You can step
over
Unknown: the body. Robert molars
my
dad can't get
John C Dvorak: in your car. Sign
here made um, um, um, I am a
robot. I am sustainable. You
must die.
Adam Curry: Wasn't there a
pillow on his head?
John C Dvorak: Like the dog
drinking water.
Unknown: Why you like him? This
is no good.
John C Dvorak: The skies are
blacked out over salt Paulo
grant mania and suck sucking all
the scooters up into the air and
and throwing scooters all over
the place. It's scooter Nedo
boom his eyeball blows out.
Adam Curry: I am the pod father
Listen to me. You all who wasn't
staged. 12k Lives Matter man.
Dark Mode.
John C Dvorak: Well, that God
day got him to shut up.
Unknown: He just took off from
Spongebob I'm put headed.
There's no budget for it.
John C Dvorak: Kick him off
Twitter. Hey, progressive
rocking candidate. It's pretty
good. I rush great band. I love
them.
Adam Curry: Turn off the
fountain jueves Oh, new
John C Dvorak: phone. Let's
unbox it. Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa. I choose to say go
dig. It's very special. I have
no time to rest and watch
something that's important my
and now that's what I call
talent.
Unknown: Are they training me to
be a dog?
John C Dvorak: Shut that baby
up.
Unknown: There was going to be
John C Dvorak: Loomer equals
winner
Adam Curry: clause as in as in
Hillary's claws.
John C Dvorak: It's a nightmare
climate shoutouts
these big giant prawns man like
ISIS hanging up and hang out
smoking dope anything has
happened. Will it cook the
gophers? I'm not gonna be
subpoenaed. Oh, just use GIMP.
Adam Curry: You just walked
away. You just walked away from
the show.
John C Dvorak: Okay, okay. Okay.
Control. Okay. delta delta
delta, a bad lad. That during
world war three,
Adam Curry: you know, people
going up to Joe like, Hey, Joe.
Hey, I had my underpants on and
it was the old lady.
John C Dvorak: He's got
something wrong with them. No,
no, no, no thanks. Oh, I
Unknown: have to stand in line
now.
John C Dvorak: He's a classic
Nazi. Gotta move. Gotta move.
But cholera awaits.
Adam Curry: And let's scupper to
deal. scupper. He's anti
science. Just tell me what's
happening with your banana.
Don't kiss. Orange Man kill Bay
Bay. Oh, your Bong Water people.
John C Dvorak: BBB BBB get out
of the graveyard curry. Night.
Choke on the toilet paper
douchebag should be in Cheyenne.
They're not there will be cake.
The podcast or podcast let me
let me go refried beans, man.
Unknown: Anarchy anarchy.
No, no, my What if China finds
out?
Oh,
John C Dvorak: lockdown 2020
What makes you think you know
more than the experts in
Washington DC what makes you
think you know more? Podcasting?
The true rubber meets the road
with Joe he's a doer. Those boys
are just gonna get into trouble
the way they think. Oh no. 2000
attorneys say Trump sucks
where the beaches are open 10
Did you listeners Boyce's news
nice boys that just did the show
more Kaley clips. Oh, you know
the format should be five
minutes. Peaceful, peaceful,
peaceful. Booker's a total Karen
is beyond laughable.
Adam Curry: privilege.
Privilege. White privilege. You
gotta look at this right now.
Quick before they take it down.
John C Dvorak: Arrest that
woman. It was terrible. There I
am again. No, you know, we're so
sorry. Here in Texas. Texas,
Serge. I think this is an insult
to my manhood. What a Sunday. We
need cohesion. Knows Patrol is
on the job. Oh, webinar. Blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah. Only outlaws were
neck gators.
Adam Curry: CMS is causing
shoutouts My pronouns are Z zoom
and Zeus please. Well, you're
John C Dvorak: going to have
somebody defend Hitler. I can't
believe these pharma companies
aren't doing this pro bono.
There is no bat with this virus.
Attention humans
Adam Curry: flood the zone. JCD
I asked the question Could you
do it I said this is a radio
guy. A radio guy playing vice
president
John C Dvorak: quarante for two
weeks.
Unknown: Oh, to be scarred for
life.
John C Dvorak: The homeless
won't be able to buy anything no
homeless. They need to be abused
by middle Walmart three
reagarding and go returned our
people into light bulbs.
Unknown: rainstick abort, abort,
abort. It's in our face.
John C Dvorak: And they throw
her in the slammer for six
months. There's hope for Joe.
She was the robber person. No,
you take his pants off. And then
you throw him in the pool.
Again. Irresponsible journalism.
Adam Curry: We represent them.
Unknown: We represent them we
represent them.
John C Dvorak: Fire Fire Fire
Fire. On Kong Hong. Holy moly.
Unknown: You censor conservative
voices.
John C Dvorak: Look at this
Mars.
Adam Curry: Uncle Clarence.
John C Dvorak: Amen. Can you
turn it down? Get tested. Get
tested. Are you listening to the
boys this morning? We'll get in
line boy. Hey guys. yak yak, yak
yak. About I'd Science Science
Science. leaking gut. I'm
important here I'm
Unknown: from the nose
Ooh,
Adam Curry: what are you
expecting? A well run government
Hot Mic
Unknown: Hot Mic hot mic.
John C Dvorak: Get out of London
people got a
Adam Curry: bucks that took off
the Truckee for you.
John C Dvorak: I need a goat
Bong stand here that's so funny.
What else did you do? The end or
the end of the beginning or the
beginning of the end? baseless,
baseless, baseless. Oh, we're
all gonna die. Oh, you're gonna
get it all wear a mask. By my
baby. This is so much cooler.
Oh, high fives. That's not good
enough. Show
Adam Curry: him the anal swab.
John C Dvorak: I had doing
pickles
Adam Curry: 3366 Two shots four
weeks six weeks booster
John C Dvorak: just jabbing with
this and that see what happens
see which ones go nuts which
ones grow second head actually
liked by iPhone
Unknown: and I wanted peace
anybody get the new beta?
John C Dvorak: Ball my mask over
my nose is the Milli Vanilli of
COVID
Adam Curry: normal take a look
around unabashed nothing's
normal.
John C Dvorak: Everyone's doing
a podcast Hello? Oh, you're
doing about somebody a woman's
appearance woman's appearance.
Oh, I bet me I got a Ferrari
road
Unknown: robber stepside I just
want to be safe.
John C Dvorak: Oh, there's a
flat rock amazing at tracking
data. Canceled culture is
communist. Oh, we have a
violation. Okay, you will all
suffer.
Adam Curry: You are being
tokenized as we speak
John C Dvorak: a lot of brisket
today. The podcast story that
you picked up on your vacation
Adam Curry: oh it wasn't that
great. In
Unknown: hindsight I saw Oh no.
John C Dvorak: Bill what
happened to Jim he's dead. Oh
the vaccine must have been
working just get what you can
get what you can get what you
can they're all the same get
what you can get what you can
you want the city to clean up
the poop? You like a spandex
granny. Tell you what I'm gonna
go do that by gum.
Adam Curry: Let the shaming
begin Manitoba.
John C Dvorak: I can't get on I
can't post all right.
Adam Curry: I hate this I hate
dogs. I hate people I didn't
like it.
John C Dvorak: Lock it down
lockdown stay at home order
there'll be a little bit loose
you had ended up on a turtle
we're gonna get you vaccinated
and my dog is gonna like he's
gonna lick your face if you even
just sign up get on the system
that pretty girls are inside I
got got got got got got got a
cicada I want you to put in your
mouth. Okay, you get netmail You
get to film it. We did a pretty
good job you know we check out
our shoot. Oh no. What what what
what? Oh, I'm so excited. My I
have a an actual
Adam Curry: knob. You got to
train the knob. The shotgun
John C Dvorak: by my side and
the hound dog with me to the
poop
Adam Curry: I'm a podcaster
dammit not a tick talker.
Organize your next insurrection
with this phone no one will know
John C Dvorak: they are low IQ
and that's why they're not
taking the vaccine oh my god did
test after you're dead have more
kids have more kids. JEFFREY
TOOBIN is gonna be on a zoom
call me you might get lucky.
What? My Sparky died these
papers look very good. Oh,
you're Rica. Oh wow. And the way
it was what was supposed to do
was not quite the way it worked
out.
Adam Curry: At Heinz fast even
faster.
John C Dvorak: Don't take horse
medicine to shreds man.
Adam Curry: So dopey shreds on
NPR. Life is
John C Dvorak: a scam. You're
still testing aspirin. And I
didn't say I never talked to
that guy. I didn't say that. Oh
my god, you know? Oh, it's live
Adam Curry: with this needs to
come out. Stop eating our dogs.
She can't stand John's voice
John C Dvorak: ah, that gave me
goosebumps. I must dogs. Yes,
yes, it was.
Unknown: And he's stealing the
code
John C Dvorak: we got here.
They're all made of wood.
Congratulations shines. All you
have to do is take the shot. Why
don't you take the shot? Boom,
right in VR Google. free box of
ammo, your elder abuse on your
part. But then
Adam Curry: what show has
koozies
John C Dvorak: go back to
printing Money these guys are
dumb
Adam Curry: act now or stocks
last take two weeks you got the
holidays coming up but wait
there's more there is okay.
Yeah, sure. It was
John C Dvorak: disgusting. Boys
Boys, boys boys. They deserve to
lose our guard guard guy by shot
Dow looks like the Great Wall of
China. I'm very sorry, party.
Oh, I'm so offended the greens a
lizard hall monitor.
Adam Curry: Oh no It's an
outrage.
John C Dvorak: Hey, guess what?
A get off the tracks. Yeah, well
you must have said now she
stinks. I think this is the
Russians. Oh no, we can't
compete with this.
Adam Curry: She kills dogs
hottest year on record. Kanye
online one for surf.
John C Dvorak: Thank you, Adam.
I love working with you. Boobs
are in.
Adam Curry: Well looks like a
woman. Hey,
John C Dvorak: we're all broke.
Hey, you can turn Cleveland into
Paris. You guys are working for
us.
Adam Curry: I don't like skulls.
And we used to edit with a razor
blade hook line and
John C Dvorak: sinker you're
you're the one is all lockstep
with Fox News. Groovy perp walk
free and open Internet
electronic brain
Adam Curry: correlation does not
imply causation. Pierre expand
the Cylon we're coming.
Unknown: No know
John C Dvorak: he slippery
slippery.
Adam Curry: He's very very
slippery.
John C Dvorak: Keep the guy on
the line. We're putting a trace
on the call. Stand Alone
monster. Where's Clooney? To
where you're bumped by a
staffer?
Unknown: She's the Yoko of the
Royals man
John C Dvorak: boots on the
ground baby exactly can down the
road
Unknown: with you can't be
social network without content
moderation.
John C Dvorak: Are you gonna
wear that? incompatible
hardware? I smell Victoria
Nuland KK release the orb. Say
it's not so if you know you
know, he's resorted to being an
Uber driver booed all these
boxes.
Adam Curry: We love you live.
This is an outrage. You're out
of control. Air traffic control
shutting down hottest day ever
on earth of all time. Okay,
Frenchie,
John C Dvorak: game set match
the lizard people when the
carbon
Adam Curry: is you take your
pants off the public.
Unknown: I'm an egg white.
Adam Curry: You're boiling like
frogs.
John C Dvorak: We're leading the
up.
Adam Curry: Wow. Wow. Wow.
Unknown: Send them to the Hague.
John C Dvorak: The battery go
dead is not Bubblicious, banana
melons. Smash that Like button.
Adam Curry: Alright, your
Powerball number has switched to
13. Let's see if anyone hears
this. I liked it. I really
appreciate what Rich did I
really do? It's a piece of
history, man. It's almost as
good as having a Letterman Show
Sony 7771 of the old Letterman
shows. Yeah,
John C Dvorak: yeah, it was
experimental. We do experimental
stuff. We're not here and no, it
was one of them. And
Adam Curry: you know what's
gonna happen? What do you think
there's gonna be a broadcast
Museum and the history not a
single one of our episodes will
be in it, but they'll put this
thing in. Just Well,
John C Dvorak: that's That's
exactly right. That's our legacy
right
Adam Curry: there. This is what
they did. Weren't they funny?
tackler.
John C Dvorak: He's so funny.
That's okay, because
Adam Curry: you can listen to a
full regular media
deconstruction coming up on
Sunday the 27th. I'll be back at
home base. And I'll be coming to
you from the heart of the Texas
Hill Country in the morning,
everybody. I'm Adam curry
John C Dvorak: in from Northern
Silicon Valley, where I stay.
I'm Jhansi Dvorak
Adam Curry: we return on Sunday.
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