March 6th • 3h 21m
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And forth in a car comes out This
is no agenda Without a modicum of decency
and broadcasting live from the heart of the
texas hill country here in fema region number
six in the morning everybody I'm adam curry
and from northern silicon valley where we're all
saying democrats Free wendy williams.
I'm, john c.
Dvorak Is she locked up Oh, yeah, she's
been locked up for a while.
I don't know but not I thought she
was in the in the loony bin No,
she's actually just kind of just locked up,
uh with a conservatorship some sort.
Oh, yeah, she's not well She's the woman's
not well.
Well, they figure a couple of things going
on.
One is that she had dementia, but they
misdiagnosed it some people say and it Should
if it was diagnosed properly as an alcohol
related dementia that would cure itself after you
dry out That would be one thing as
opposed to what they said she hasn't so
it's a big controversy what you're doing big
controversy What is amongst the people?
Oh boy what you're doing now is called
engagement farming I've heard that too Engagement farming.
I love this term Yeah, I saw that
term today Engagement farming means you're you're you're
fishing like i'm engagement farming for who to
what?
I mean the idea is that if she
gets back on the air, she'll plug the
no agenda show I think that's what the
idea is.
Yes.
We are engagement farmers is what we are.
Hey, hey, i'm engagement farmer here in texas
How you doing in california?
I heard that joe rogan show All right,
everyone's tuning in uh, they want to hear
our take that's what's their take what do
the boys think well first We need to
understand and of course i'm speaking of the
joint Uh, this what is it?
It wasn't say of the unions a Joint
session.
It was a talk.
It was a talk.
Well, you were right about one thing And
of course we'd forgotten that this that the
speech was coming up on tuesday on sunday
You said don't worry trump will say something
and everyone will forget whatever we whatever we
were supposed to remember Let's see what the
american people thought of this speech cnn give
us the numbers to the results What was
your reaction to trump's speech 44 percent of
speech watchers in our instant poll tonight say
they had a very positive Reaction to trump's
speech 25 somewhat positive 31 negative Oh sounds
like uh 69 liked it I enjoyed it.
It was a little long.
I I mentioned the newsletter I thought it
was over two hours, but it was only
90 minutes 90 plus minutes It was on
so I have to make that correction because
we have to make corrections Oh, yes when
you're engagement farming you have to be you
have to be on point Yes, and I
don't have a clip of it, but he
did mention the ships He didn't say big
beautiful ships.
That was a little disappointing But he did
mention bringing the shipping industry back to america.
We're gonna make ships Ships everywhere.
I love my ships ships Uh james carville,
uh went back to one of his old
Analyses of the president which I always find
incredibly entertaining specifically When we can understand what
james carville is saying because it's hard to
get a clip of him.
That's legible these days But here he is
I had a point Considerably earlier than this
when I pointed out on this very channel
What trump had Red splotches on her hand
on his hand Which I was told by
any number of medical professionals that when you
see that condition the first thing that you
suspect is syphilis Nothing beats carville's analysis, man
I did not hear this clip.
Oh, it was good.
It was good Yeah, of course what everybody
in in the space everyone in the in
the podcast space They're all say they're calling
for nicole wallace to resign Resign, she must
this woman is horrible There's a horrible person
And uh, I and I figured you figured
that i'd have the clip Uh, you know,
there's two there were two clips that they
especially foxes beat the death one was Maddow
was the other one.
Yeah, I left her out.
I left her out.
She was a you know hopeless and then
Nicole wallace who seems to I think she's
senile or something something's wrong with her And
so she comes off with this kind of
Cold-blooded analysis of the poor little kid
the poor cancer kid, which by the way,
I need to set it up in america
We are the land of jerry's kids When
you put a kid on television who's either
got leg braces and crutches or you know
has brain cancer 13 operations We come together
as americans This is this is our tradition,
but we do make a wish foundation.
This is what we do So this was
an obvious one.
It was a honey pot It was so
obvious and nicole wallace In fact the whole
speech was a hunt was a trolling honey
pot It was and it worked.
It worked very well.
Let's listen to nicole.
So let's just stick with dj I mean,
I think that if there was a moment
where your whole body could relax and you
could celebrate someone It was the 13 year
old cancer survivor who would like to be
a police officer um, it was a genuinely
beautiful moment in the in the moment that
probably Was most familiar to the state of
union addresses we were both a part of
Problem is in the beauty of that child
is the tragedy of the trump presidency Because
he's we don't know how he survived pediatric
cancer But it is likely he benefited from
some sort of cancer research and it is
a fact that trump has slashed Cancer research.
It's a fact by eliminating nih and by
all the cuts Pediatric cancer trials are halted
and and and and you know God willing
he won't need any more treatment.
But if he does I hope That nih
wasn't responsible for anything that let him live
this long So first she is able to
twist this into trump's going to kill this
boy That's almost like saying jerry lewis is
going to kill the kid, you know, it's
like no you just don't do that.
But then She she took it to an
extreme.
I think this was a lesson in finding
one thing that that you let yourself feel
and I let myself feel um joy about
dj and I hope he's Alive for another,
you know 95 years right and I hope
he lives um And the life he wants
to live he wants to be a cop
He knows what he wants to do and
maybe when you have childhood cancer that crystallizes
for you And I hope he has a
long life as a law enforcement officer But
I hope he never has to defend the
united states capital against donald trump supporters and
if he does I hope he isn't one
of the six who loses his life to
suicide And I hope he isn't one who
has to testify against the people who carried
out acts of seditious Conspiracy and then live
to see donald trump pardon those people.
So now of course a lot a lot
of people Had all kind of yes, I
know it's enough to make you cough a
lung up unbelievable um And you know and
She may have she sounded a little slurry.
She might have been uh hitting the sauce
a bit whatever was happening when I and
I think the main point here is that
It seemingly was kind of hard to see
from all the shots but didn't look like
any of the democrats stood up and applauded
the kid and I have to say when
the kid got um, you know became a
uh, a secret service agent and the and
he jumps and he hugs this the The
head of the secret service.
I mean, how could your heart just not
go?
I mean i'm i'm It was it was
so beautiful.
It was jerry's kids to an extreme.
Well done.
Mr President that typically brings us all together
now in these in these joint sessions when
it was biden when as obama You know
the republicans wouldn't cheer and wouldn't clap and
marjorie taylor green like you're a liar I
mean we saw all of the same things
But when it came to this one specific
in issue With the kid and no and
you know the the democrats They were holding
up ping-pong paddles and that was the
most pathetic display.
But after watching that speech How how the
democrats responded in that very moment all the
rest is it's all political.
It's fine I get it and nicole wallace's
reaction to the 13 year old dj one
must conclude We don't have a political problem
in our country.
We have a spiritual problem As president trump
is bringing light into the world.
He is despised by those who love the
darkness And they are afraid of this light
Because they know it will eventually expose their
evil ways This was not political.
This is a dark Spiritual force that has
come over this entire party And they need
like an exorcism or something.
They really do It's it's it's sad for
them They cannot bring themselves into any modicum
of decency as I kept hearing over and
over today on the channels a modicum of
decency Well, they the problem here's the i've
been trying to figure out what is going
on here and I think a lot of
it has to do with the uh, repeated
speed and i i'm I'm putting the onus
on the entire thing on chuck schumer.
Hmm And i'll tell you why the the
First time this just started showing up on
twitter first.
It was shoe.
I had to have two clips Uh, and
I don't have the exact that just a
one clip of one of these people, but
this is a clip of schumer and warren
and uh Hakeem All giving the exact same
speech with the exact same punchline, which you've
all heard This was the uh, it started
with two then it went to five then
it went to 12 Then it went to
23 senators yes, and I I have the
three talking over each other we can play
that but then I want to play stephen
a smith's bitching about this Yes, and I
will and I will have to say And
this is related because I watch stewart's, uh,
john stewart's uh monologues on mondays because he's
Actually for a lefty.
He's good.
He's funny It's very good stuff But he
has been accusing schumer of being the voice
of the of the democrat party In a
very negative way and he keeps doing and
I just dawned on me that schumer's the
one behind us Now you have to remember
that this particular speech elon musk came out
and says I will give us A cybertruck
cybertruck cybertruck.
Whoever wrote this speech Well, you better open
up the garage door Because you're about to
reveal the speech for people who are not
familiar with it That ain't true, that's what
you just heard since day one Prices are
not down.
They're up inflation is getting worse Everyone understands
if you didn't see it These are the
three videos next to each other with the
exact same script almost in the same cadence
and timing It's not getting better.
It's getting worse.
Meanwhile On january I
think we get the idea.
Well, you gotta play the end part because
it's the end that makes it work.
Okay I'll just jump ahead here Is
And that is the truth And so we
all say that at the end so steve
So this turns out that they play this
and this is floating around twitter and then
then more came in They're all using the
exact same script with then that is the
truth and this And and bob, let me
play the rant from stephen a smith here
about it because it's kind of funny But
then I have some comments now, you see
why stephen a smith was in the polls
as a presidential candidate See what i'm talking
about You see that idiocy right there You
talk about something People being tone-deaf Why
the hell would 22 democratic senators be literally
echoing the same thing and think that would
resonate with the american people?
all it shows Is that the same?
Fabric of our democracy is Unchanging in the
eyes of some of these officials and as
a result the constituency they represent which is
why donald trump is in office What do
I have to come up to capitol hill
and give you lessons?
Seriously you don't get it.
Oh you did Elizabeth warren cory booker chuck
schumer Let's all get together Let's put this
in a prompter and all together albeit in
separate rules We'll grab a microphone and say
the same damn thing and that's what's going
to resonate with the american people And then
you wonder why?
You're no longer in power.
You wonder why?
Trump isn't in the white house.
He may need to switch the decaf His
voice is kind of getting a little a
little out of control.
So a little one.
So here's what i'm thinking.
Yeah Schum this was schumer's idea and the
idea of having 22 or more who knows
how many really we're gonna flood the zone
We're gonna flood the zone people I think
there's a thought that look this will get
us some publicity Because people are going to
notice that we're all saying the exact same
thing, but they will listen to the message
And believe and this i'm telling you this
is the kind of thinking you can imagine
somebody doing Uh, you know who thinks they
know how to do publicity And he's i'm
totally convinced he was behind the the the
the way the democrats acted at the speech
because hakim jeffries told his contingency the the
Members of the house not to do anything
right let alone bring up signs and do
all that other stuff.
That's all schumer And pelosi probably would gave
it the go-ahead too She's still kind
of running things.
Somebody pointed out that when they hauled out,
uh, al green al green That the couple
of the guards kept Going to pelosi to
get the okay.
Oh, really?
This was showing this one of the shows
this morning.
They had this clip of it What does
she have to get the okay from her
even though she's not the sergeant at arms
or the speaker of the house or anything?
They were just making sure that it was
okay with her.
I just thought it was cool.
She was chewing her cud that looked Awesome.
Oh, she was just a ridiculous.
So I think so this has to be
and it was Schumer and pelosi and obama
behind the ousting of biden.
They're they're really running the party Yeah, and
they're responsible for all of this and schumer
I think is the key element and schumer's
the one who has to because I think
he's the first one to give this stupid
speech That everybody else copied but it's like
ludicrous to let schumer do anything.
This guy is not any good No at
at anything.
He's got no dynamics.
He's He's not a voice that he wants
to be the voice of the party He's
not I think he may be wanting to
run for president.
Oh, yeah.
Well, remember he was the kingmaker He was
the kingmaker for anthony weiner.
That was his boy Yes, good point shows
you his uh, you know his level of
understanding and insight So that so this is
like really stinks of of schumer Hmm Well,
I think you should get the cyber truck.
I mean, I don't know if it's proven
right the speech He was whoever wrote the
speech.
I should get the cyber truck.
That's just what I need, you know Oh,
wow, I can just see you tooling around
the bay area in a cyber truck what
a sight that would be Yeah, hey girls
Beep beep John c.
Dvorak surely you've heard of me friends with
elon You know who I am well, I
thought would be an interesting way to just
look back at some some points from the
speech is to play the uh, the Midas
touch analysis Remember Midas touch is the new
platform where everybody gets their uh their opinions
from on the left Uh, this video has
already 2 million views on youtube.
So it it's it qualifies as m5m And
you you start to understand the way And
it's always the same guy as ben or
brandon or there's three of them it's always
the same guy in a in a disheveled
t-shirt, you know, just a head and
shoulders with a big re 320 in his
face He's like, okay, yeah great podcast and
he keeps saying play cut 21.
He uses the cut cut 21 That's what
he's got 21 thinks.
He's a broadcaster Oh, so, uh, but I
I thought it was interesting because you can
see how the how What everyone saw is
twisted and how people will take this for
truth and I completely understand why they do
that um, this is the uh Starting with
the achievements trump didn't do cut one So
we're not even halfway through donald trump's joint
address to congress It's already off the rails
and one of the worst speeches i've ever
seen We are not broadcasting it live because
I don't need to show trump propaganda I
want to show you the low lights.
However in summary fashion, I think He's setting
it up for us This propaganda it's low
lights.
It's off.
The rails is no good.
We're only halfway through I'll do a full
review of what went down, but here's what's
happening so far donald trump attacked the Democrats
for not applauding him for achievements that he
did not actually do But he's upset that
they're not applauding him for hypothetical achievements play
this clip Such speech to congress And once
again, I look at the democrats in front
of me And I realize there is absolutely
nothing I can say to make them happy
Or to make them stand or smile or
applaud nothing I can do I could find
a cure to the most devastating disease A
disease that would wipe out Entire nations and
I had to think about this one because
I realized he's talking about the covid vaccine
And I didn't realize it at the time.
I'm like, what is he talking about?
Is he is that a cure for cancer?
But I realize now he's talking about warp
speed and that the vaccine saved everybody So
it is an achievement.
He believes he uh, he achieved or announced
the answers to the greatest economy in history
Or the stoppage of crime to the lowest
levels ever recorded And these people sitting right
here Will not clap will not stand and
certainly will not cheer for these Astronomical achievements
they won't do it, which was an interesting
way of him doing his narcissist bit Because
he always talks about how great he is
the greatest economy And this was a kind
of an interesting way of doing it.
Like these people won't clap for my achievements
And now we go into the gold card
even though it's a program that has existed
for many years at a lower price At
a lower price at a lowered price jack
the price up and it exists in many
other countries around the world It's it's just
it's horrible then donald trump brags about the
gold card that he is Introducing that he's
selling for five million dollars where russian oligarchs
and chinese oligarchs Can purchase citizenship in the
united states here play this clip.
I like the oligarchs.
It's only oligarchs It can only be oligarchs.
No one else but an oligarch With that
goal in mind we have developed in great
detail what we are calling the gold card
Which goes on sale very very soon for
five million dollars We will allow the most
successful job creating people from all over the
world to buy a path to u.s
Citizenship it's like the green card, but better
and more sophisticated More sophisticated you also get
access to all the club lounges in the
airport And these people will have to pay
tax in our country.
They won't have to pay tax from where
they came The money that they've made you
wouldn't want to do that, but they have
to pay tax create jobs They'll also be
taking people out of colleges and paying for
them so that we can keep them In
our country instead of having them being forced
out number one at the top school as
an example being forced out and Not being
allowed to stay and create tremendous numbers of
jobs and great success for A company out
there.
So while we take out The criminals killers
traffickers So, you know an outfit like midas
touch by the way Midas everything he touched
turned to gold just saying Yeah, but it's
spelled differently.
Yeah, what's the point of that?
That's their last name is my dos or
whatever But the um This is this is
so poorly understood.
Well, of course a marxist socialist Anarchist to
some degree movement would not understand this concept,
but we we're always selling stuff That's what
we do.
Just like jerry's kids with the dj.
This is our american culture.
It's good to see it back I don't
think everyone can get back on board unfortunately,
but it's always been fun and kind of
endearing And so now we move to the
eggs then donald trump blames the surging prices
of groceries and surging prices of eggs the
surging inflation And the terrible economy right now
and the markets crashing crashing blames it all
It's the market is the market crashing.
I just want to understand is the market
is the economy horrible?
Is the market crashing?
No, not that I can tell okay.
All right, he blames it all on former
president biden You can hear the audible groans
in the crowd.
Let's play it joe biden Especially let the
price of eggs get out of control The
egg price is out of control And we're
working hard to get it back Down secretary
do a good job on that.
You inherited a total mess from the previous
administration Do a good job I actually have
a a clip from the ag Agriculture secretary
of agriculture brooke rollins.
Would you like to hear her plan to
bring down the price of eggs?
I thought the the plan is just wait
for the chickens to develop so they can
lay eggs After they killed millions of them.
It's a five point plan man.
Can we just jump right in on the
price of eggs?
Please okay.
So here we go.
The first thing I think is important to
note.
It's a lot more We rolled a plan
out last week Raising chickens in the backyard
is something the democrats sort of gleamed onto
That was a sort of an aside that
certainly if anyone wants to do that That's
a not a bad idea.
But at the end of the day, we
had a pretty massive five-point plan I
was one week on the job.
This problem started years ago under joe biden
Our five-point plan was almost a billion
dollars 500 million dollars for biosecurity to lock
the barns down Number two how we get
the repopulated flocks back after joe biden Cold
and depopulated almost 160 million birds Number three
is deregulation getting the government off the back
of some of these chicken farmers so they
can get back out there right away Number
four is importing eggs.
We announced a deal with turkey last week
to import almost 70 million eggs We've got
another couple coming online very soon to get
eggs on the shelf immediately And number five
the longer-term plan was putting some good
money into vaccine and therapeutic research the vaccines
are not ready yet A lot of people
wanted us to move vaccines out right away
But we just didn't believe it was the
right time not enough research had been done
and we need to ensure it will actually
help The problem not make the virus stronger
and jump to other species.
So that's the five-point plan So they
have a plan Importing eggs from turkey, which
doesn't sound like a lousy plan.
Yeah I'm not i'm not a billion dollars
being spent.
We don't need to do that.
Yeah, I do.
I agree why turkey?
I mean, why don't we import german?
He has great eggs Don't we have emus
here?
Can we get some emu eggs?
Nobody wants to believe me Have you ever
eaten an emu egg?
No, but I have had an ostrich.
Yeah, it's about the same size.
It's big.
It's a big giant.
Yolk.
Yeah.
Yeah Uh, it's the yolk is bigger than
anything it's creepy and it's about a dozen
eggs and in reality and they make good
omelets They make great use all these these
crazy eggs, including duck eggs, which are really
not edible Uh duck eggs are uh are
too tough.
No, they try to eat them.
I don't like them But you know, but
in in a big good dynamite Yeah, we
can get it eat you start eating emu
eggs and you get insurance at the same
time You know only in america, by the
way um I will say that uh, tina
went to costco 24 eggs eight dollars and
35 cents So that's that seems cheaper than
the norm But yeah, it seems pretty good
And when you go to costco is not
the tip of the day, but it is
the tip of the day Uh is uh,
get those blue eggs when they have them.
Oh, yeah, they're good Uh two more clips
here, uh, the lgbtqi plus was next on
the menu Then donald trump mentions an african
nation and the word trans and republicans Find
this to be hilarious.
Yes, you'll play this Eight million dollars to
promote lgbtq i plus In the african nation
of lesotho, which nobody has ever heard of
60 million dollars for indigenous peoples and afro
colombian empowerment in central america 60 million dollars
eight million dollars for making mice transgender This
is real That was a good bit that
was it that always scores these are good
bits and then finally, uh, the real kicker
Funny thing about the transgender mice thing is
I think it was usa today or one
of the fact checkers.
They said it was bullcrap but without even
looking into it because it's not it actually
was a Grant.
Yeah, i'm sure there is transgender mice It's
all minor money in the big scheme, but
it hits home people can't count like oh,
that's crazy I think eight million or six
million million dollars.
It was a lot of money counter nuts
not Chicken feed no Yes chicken feed when
you compare it to a trillion, but yes
And then finally and this was the big
one.
This is also what spurred on al green.
Uh, this is uh, the Social security medicaid
all the cuts doge and donald trump lies
and says that he's found probable fraud In
the social security system, which is basically just
code for they're going after your social security
Just as they're going after your medicaid and
they're going after it clips in other videos
that i've done Where elon musk who you
just saw get the standing ovation who's basically
running the government says that social security is
one massive fraud One big ponzi scheme.
So when they're saying that they're basically saying
they're going to get rid of social security
here play this clip This is this is
what the midas touch does is they tell
you it's code this code What they're coming
after your social security That's the same as
dog whistles.
Yes, it's dog whistles, but it's destructive because
people oh, he's talking in codes.
He's Coming after my social coming.
It's very destructive.
This sort of thing should not be on
the air no, but it is identifying shocking
levels of incompetence and probable fraud in the
social security program for our seniors and that
our seniors And people that we love rely
on Believe it or not government now.
They're already targeting about 7 000 or so
social security administration workers to be fired.
They're shutting down social security Offices I saw
an individual 80 years old.
She called the social security administration today For
applications and they said the wait time is
somewhere in the range of 200 to 300
days based on staff reductions I'll do a
whole other video of that in the morning
Uh, but this was so I believe that
besides the transgender hill that the democrats want
to die on this is their strategy Their
strategy is to say the republicans are going
to cut medicaid Cut social security.
They're horrible people.
You must go out on the street.
You must protest You must be in their
face everything you need to do and this
is why al green stood up and here
he is post his His removal from the
joint session.
So what were you shouting to the president?
The president said he had a mandate and
I was making it clear to the president
that he has no mandate to cut medicaid
I have people who are very fearful These
are poor people And they have only medicaid
in their lives when it comes to their
health care And I want him to know
that his budget calls for deep cuts in
medicaid He needs to save medicaid protect it.
We need to raise the cap on social
security There's a possibility that it's going to
be hurt and we've got to protect medicare
These are the safety net programs that people
in my congressional district depend on and this
president Seems to care less about them and
more about the number of people that he
can remove from the various programs that have
been so helpful So these are lies These
are lies And I had to I had
to do a deep dive and get the
truth because no one actually seems to be
Telling anyone and put broadcasting anywhere.
What is really happening?
And it's quite simple.
I just like to run through it This
bill from the 118th congress.
It's it's from the previous administration actually states
that roughly 750 billion dollars in total was
paid out improperly Between 21 2021 and 2023
That's a lot of money in two years
About nine percent of those improper payments were
medicaid.
That's about 67 and a half billion dollars
Or 22 and a half billion per year.
This means according to this bill That money
was paid to fraudulent claims or they continue
paying the person after they're no longer eligible
So step one and this is again from
the previous uh previous congress Stopping those payments
and reduce the budget to account for the
reduction step two They want states to have
more control over how their medicaid programs are
set up means the states have to kick
in a portion of The funding which is
why I get a lot of pushback, of
course from their state revenues based on their
individual needs states would be required To more
strictly audit the medicaid systems on an annual
basis in order to reduce the amount of
fraudulent claims And improper payments so far we've
cut nothing except we're going after fraud and
then step three Work requirements.
This is a big one and there's a
lot of ladies on the tiktok complaining about
this uh in the bill it claims that
about 25 percent of americans receive medicaid because
medicaid eligibility is determined by Disability or income
level many medicaid recipients are completely able-bodied
the budget proposal that came in during biden
Required able-bodied adults adults without dependents To
work engage in community service or participate in
a work training program for at least 80
hours per month to remain eligible for medicaid
So all of this was the budget levels
for throughout fiscal year 2034 and again was
proposed in the house under joe biden now
the new house budget for the 119th congress
Does of course not specifically mention medicaid?
Though this is you know, everyone's all in
a tizzy because it directs the house committee
on energy and commerce Which oversees medicaid to
submit changes in laws within its jurisdiction?
To reduce the deficit by no less than
880 billion, but this is For the next
10 years It's 88 billion per year not
880 billion because you know Everyone's conflating this
800 roughly 800 billion dollar number with oh,
that's all of medicaid So it's 88 billion
per year 23 billion of which will already
be achieved if improper payments are stopped.
So it's it's really a complete canard farce
and wet fart what they're doing here And
but no one takes the time to just
explain it for two seconds why I guess
why would you do that?
You want to get people worked up?
Do they listen more?
What am I thinking?
I'm so wrong Uh engagement farming Yes, this
is what it is.
So the whole thing is just dumb But
otherwise But I have to say sir.
Mark hall was here with us He stayed
we went to an event at the patriot
academy and he stayed overnight.
So he watched the speech together.
He's from houston He's like, oh al green
is the most corrupt politician.
There is he said everybody in houston despises
him I'm like, well, how come he keeps
getting re-elected?
And there was I haven't gotten the answer
that question I did not get did not
get an answer yet must be the corruption
I don't know Yeah, sure.
It is.
I don't know But it's so you know
go and tell your your your friends and
family who are all spun up over this
that it's nothing There's literally nothing It is
finding the so-called waste fraud and abuse
which is not that hard to find when
you dig into it The problem is there
may be some back-end deals that some
people don't want us to find out about
that's the note That is the problem.
That is the problem.
That is the problem and uh Yeah I
did like the one bit.
I don't know if you had the clip
of it where he calls out, uh, pocahontas
As pocahontas in front of everyone.
Let me see if she actually responded to
it quite I thought uh, Jocularly she was
clapping and laughing.
Well, her head was shaking a bit You
know, it's like she had like kind of
a little bit of parkinson's shake there I
don't know if that's just something that she
has or yeah She might have you know,
where was clarence thomas though.
I I missed him.
He wasn't sitting with the supreme court judges
Should we be concerned?
He may not have shown up Yeah, i'm
just wondering if we should be concerned.
You don't have to go to these things.
Well, everyone else went was a good party
Could be clapping and hooting and hollering or
like those guys you have to sit there
the whole time don't Dour don't crack a
smile.
Also the joint chiefs.
They the joint chiefs are all the Military
guys are sitting there same thing dour except
when they announced the cop or something They
had they all they all stood up with
one police guy and that was the end
of it Yeah, that was kind of odd
Anyway, it gave everybody a few more days
of something to talk about So president trump
will have to do something quick before sunday
show.
Yes.
Yeah, I think i'll probably do something tomorrow
But the the thing that's interesting to me
is that they let him go on for
90 minutes This was a promotional speech For
the the networks all played it and pbs
played it A number of cable networks played
it.
They all played it actually the cable News
networks free airtime, baby.
It's perfect.
It's free air time.
I mean, I think trump knows this he
saw it He says look this.
I I don't know how much I know
I can get away with this.
He said look I we're gonna you know
because it's not the state of the union
even though some people said it was it
wasn't it was not the state of the
Union speech which they had which they will
carry.
This is just a bonus speech That he
figures if they're gonna all put me on
the air for 90 minutes.
I'm i'm good with it But it's not
even um, the constitution doesn't even call for
a state of the union No, no, the
whole thing is is bullcrap.
Yeah, but who started that because it used
to be just a letter The president would
just send a letter to everybody like yeah
things are doing.
Okay, or things are not going Okay, this
is true in the 1800s It was just
a letter because once tv came into play
here the president shall from time to time
give the congress information Oh time to time,
which means what?
Yeah, prime time.
It means prime time Prime time network tv.
It does say I I stand corrected Give
the congress information of the state of the
union and recommend to their consideration such measures
Measures as she as he shall judge necessary
and expedient So they it is called specifically
the state of the union But that's just
more of a form of expression.
I think it's not like the state of
the union It could be a letter could
it be you know, they could go do
that But no why what who in their
as president who in their right mind?
Doesn't want to get up there and start
bragging about what they did to the entire
public with the The networks did they've cut
their bright in the prime time.
I mean trump does it right?
He starts at six o'clock.
Yeah, uh west coast time.
Yeah, I mean, come on It was in
fact a democrat president woodrow.
Wilson who started uh the speech The speech
so he did probably for radio.
Yes Yeah, so he did Was mass communications
came into play things changed, but it was
a little Confusing for the networks because they
didn't know if they needed the drums, you
know They didn't know what to do with
it like I don't know But he ran
over I said I saw the times that
were allotted and they Ran over until every
place and they still carried it and everybody
was live afterwards with their analysis Yeah, and
boy the best one was k part Oh,
do you have him?
Yes.
Oh my god was he do you have
it?
Do you have a clip?
No, I don't because it was just you
have it because it's the visual the pursed
lips the the look of scorn It was
just a dynamite, uh dynamite thing he was
he was just Beside himself.
I think the real action though the real
action this week for my money was uh,
europe I mean, that's where the real the
real action is taking place.
I have two identical clips from france 24
and deutsche villa and then i'd like to
Uh play the clips of what ursula queen
ursula actually said Because there's action taking place
and it's going to impact a lot of
things.
Here's a just 30 seconds France france france
van catra Well, meanwhile, the european union commission
chief has presented a plan to mobilize 800
billion euros for european defense Let's hear what
ercia von der leyen had to say europe
is ready to assume its responsibilities Rearmed europe
could mobilize close to 800 billion euros of
defense expenditures for safe and resilient europe We
will of course continue working closely with our
partners in nato, this is a moment for
europe And we are ready to step up.
So that was the french connection deutsche villa
very similar european union commission president Ursula von
der leyen says europe is ready to massively
boost its defense spending and take responsibility for
european security She has proposed a five-part
plan to mobilize some 800 billion euros for
defense and pledged immediate military support for ukraine
After the us paused aid to the country.
Here's what she's been saying Europe is ready
to assume its responsibilities Rearmed europe could mobilize
close to 800 billion euros of defense expenditures
for safe and resilient europe We will of
course continue working closely with our partners in
nato This is a moment for europe And
we are ready to step up so exactly
the same but they are not informing their
Constituents their viewers their people of europe.
They're not telling them what the actual plan
is so Those of you in the european
union, which is not the same as europe
and you're not yet the united states of
europe Allow me to run through the five
-point plan that queen ursula actually unveiled now
There are five points to this plan the
first part of this rearm europe plan Is
to unleash the use of public funding and
defense on the national level That's your money
europe member states are ready to invest more
in their own security if they have the
fiscal space Fiscal space means borrowing so we
must enable them to do so And this
is why we will propose to activate The
national escape clause of the stability and growth
pact.
This is where red flags went off for
me the national escape clause the general escape
clause the escape clause So I go looking
at the stability and growth pact, which is
this document that I think started in 1999
and they keep upgrading it and during covid
they entered this escape clause Which means if
there's anything that threatens the the existence of
the eu the existence of the europeans Like
covid it even says it specifically like covid
then we can use the escape clause Which
means everybody can go spend whatever they want
borrow all the money.
Let's go go go and that's what she's
activating here This will allow member states to
Significantly increase their defense expenditures without triggering the
excessive deficit procedure So if you say the
europeans aren't allowed to borrow, you know They
can't have deficits up to some certain level
But now you can procedure so if member
states would increase their defense spending by 1
.5 percent of gdp on average This could
create fiscal space of close to 650 billion
euros over a period of four years so
she's Taking away the rules now and this
is interesting to do because the united states
We can borrow money because we print our
money.
Everybody uses our money.
It's not exactly the same with the euro
It's a little different when you don't have
the reserve currency of the world So that's
for the next four years.
We need some money right now queen.
Ursula Zelensky wants it The second proposal will
be a new instrument.
It will provide 150 billion euros of loans
Member states for defense investment.
This is about basically spending better and spending
together And we're talking about spending better and
spending together.
That's it Spending better yeah bill spend back
by borrowing 150 billion to buy bombs Oh,
yeah, and about pan-european capabilities domains Like
for example air and missile defense the artillery
systems missiles and ammunition drones and anti-drone
systems But also to address other needs from
cyber to military mobility For example, this will
help members military mobility is code for your
kids on the front line, I believe But
also to address other needs from cyber to
military mobility For example, this will help member
states to pool demand And to buy together
and of course with this equipment Member states
can massively step up their support to ukraine.
So immediate military equipment for ukraine this approach
of joint Procurement will also reduce costs.
It will reduce fragmentation But it will increase
it'll reduce cost to reduce cost by spending
just borrowed 150 billion to buy something you
blow up.
Yeah.
Well, it's reducing It's reducing costs port to
ukraine.
So immediate military equipment for ukraine this approach
of joint Procurement will also reduce costs.
It will reduce fragmentation But it will increase
interoperability And of course strengthen our defense industrial
base and it can be to the benefit
of ukraine as i've just described So this
is europe's moment and we must live up
to it.
This is your moment europe now How do
we really finance all of this we need
to get the banks and the rich families
war is a racket This is beautiful everybody
with some money get ready.
You can make a ton of dough on
this The third point is using the power
of the eu budget Yeah for that that
by the way is absolutely your tax euros
at work the the euro So they're centralizing
everything in brussels, which has always been the
plan We had new devs and she keeps
conflating eu with europe throughout this speech, you
know I was like europe eu but it's
all going to be controlled by brussels brussels
is going to control all of this procurement
that are going to control the money flow,
which means You'll get federal eu taxes pretty
soon to pay it all back and there's
a lot we can do in this domain
in the short term to direct more funds
Towards defense related investments instead of schooling housing
food kids Whatever and this is why I
can announce that we will propose additional possibilities
and incentives for member states That they will
decide if they want to use cohesion policy
programs to increase defense spending now the last
two areas of action aim at mobilizing private
capital by Accelerating the savings and investment union
and of course through the european investment bank.
Oh, yeah There it is.
Everybody.
Come on bankers.
So to conclude Europe is ready to assume
its responsibilities Rearmed europe could mobilize close to
800 billion euros of defense expenditures For safe
and resilient europe.
We will of course continue working closely with
our partners notice She says resilient europe and
not eu in nato.
This is a moment for europe and we
are ready to step up Thank you very
much.
There you go And of course right away,
mr.
Peepers the new king in germany, he steps
up and says The man likely to be
germany's next chancellor has announced a major financial
package To boost the country's ailing economy and
substantially increase defense spending Friedrich merz of the
center-right cdu said 500 billion euros would
be borrowed to fix Infrastructure and that strict
government debt rules could be eased to increase
the military budget That's conservative bloc won february's
elections and are trying to form a government
with the center-left social democrats who came
third Matt said the measures were urgent in
the wake of recent decisions made in the
united states I want to say this very
clearly in view of the threats to our
freedom and peace on our continent The same
must now apply to our defense Whatever it
takes.
Yeah There you go.
Germany, whatever it takes All your money they're
going to take all of it And then
listen to the danish prime minister.
This woman's a ghoul.
I don't think we should panic But I
think we are in a hurry And I
think we have been in a hurry for
three years, but now we really have to
scale up and to speed up Because russia
and putin is not only threatening ukraine, but
all of us And we have to be
able to defend ourselves my Idea about ukraine
is the same as it has been now
for three years that they have to win
this war And if we allow russia to
win the war, i'm sorry to say directly
to all of you He will continue and
they will continue and maybe we will even
give them a better situation than today because
If we end this war now With some
kind of a frozen conflict that ceasefire It
will give russia the possibility to return to
russia to mobilize more funds people And maybe
to attack another country in europe.
So if if we if we have peace
now Russia is going to go back regroup
Raise more money and come back and attack
another european country.
It could be yours That makes nothing but
sense these people are nuts They are nuts
I have great.
I have a couple of short Uh anal
clips about we gotta get away from them
as fast as we can I mean, I
think we put up with it long enough
Here's I just want to do these quick
ones and then i'll hand it over to
you.
Bob.
This is uh, andrew rasulis He's the former
actually Identifying a former defense guy in canada.
I like his analysis andrew rasulis He is
a fellow with the canadian global affairs institute
and a retired department of national defense official
and andrew How will this pause change what's
happening in ukraine on the ground?
Well, it will make the ukrainians think very
Clearly whether they wish to continue On the
long war which is what zelensky said today
And this is what trump is reacting to
because trump is saying no, you're not going
to fight a long war not with our
aid That's why he's given the pause.
So the ukrainians Have to really think hard
now whether they will back down from their
insistence on u.s Guarantees and insistence on
fighting a long war with russia until they
get this the just peace as they define
it or They will back down Allow trump
to negotiate a deal with russia that ukraine
will side all up to that's really what
this has come down to now And of
course Ukraine really can't do anything without the
u.s Even if the european union wrote
a big check today and and how much
does ukraine rely on us aid?
It's a 40 percent figure versus 60 percent
what others supply but in the 40 Are
critical american military assets that no other country
can substitute For example the long-range missiles
that hit deep inside russia That's american controlled
and american manufacturer or they control the eye
the the license for those I like the
I keep hearing this the license zelensky said
in the oval office.
Give us the license Don't we just have
a euler for those guys?
They just click.
Okay, you and they're good to go.
You know, it can be changed on the
To the data for those systems.
That's gps stuff that only the united states
can approve So even if it's a british
system or a french system that's using american
stuff to go in deep in ukraine They
can't do it without american data So they
control that they essentially remove a fundamental offensive
capability that the ukrainians have.
Yes Yes, no data for you.
It's not going to work.
How about russia?
What's their response?
How do you think russia is reacting tonight?
I think they are probably guarded I've not
seen any statements within the hour, but they
they have been open-minded about trump's Willingness
to negotiate a peace deal and bring this
war to an end and they're also of
course conducting bilateral negotiations with the united states
on Diplomatic relations and so on so i'm
sure they are Waiting with some cautious optimism
That this might actually bring the ukrainians to
the table under pressure To negotiate an end
to the war that's sooner rather than later
with watered down Expectations ukrainians are going to
have to water down their their ideas of
how this war ends And you know, obviously
the european union can't do it quick enough
The 150 billion they want to free up
is certainly not enough for the short term
We didn't get this on the last show,
but it popped up and it kind of
popped up and went away but as it
turns out President zelensky is really in no
position to negotiate mineral licenses at all with
the united states because he already promised preferential
treatment To the united kingdom three days before
president trump was inaugurated.
This is Retired u.s. Army lieutenant colonel
tony shaffer Well, first off they've got to
change the fact that on the 17th of
january the british signed an agreement with ukraine
That have exclusive rights to those deals kircher.
This is a battle of dueling narratives Uh,
you can go check it out.
This is on the british uk website.
It talks about this 100 year uh ukraine
and The uk signed a 100 year deal,
right over security guarantees and economic development So
what happened is that I believe president trump
and his team found out that they were
being played So this has become a set
of dueling narratives.
The bbc just said today.
There's massive Protests here.
Zach andrews just said all the all the
european leaders are behind zelensky.
We are being played we united states Uh
are Trying to be signed up to a
deal that we provide security guarantees to a
economic development deal that kirstallmer Has already signed
them up to do so.
I have this treaty.
The one he says is right on the
website, which it is And just a couple
highlights.
This is for a hundred years Treaty will
bolster military collaboration on maritime security through a
new framework to strengthen baltic sea black sea
and azov sea security and deter ongoing russian
aggression Will bring together experts to advance scientific
and technology partnerships, blah blah the new uk
Built grain verification scheme will also be launched
to track stolen grain from occupied ukrainian territories
And then it has here it also cements
the uk as a preferred partner for ukraine's
energy sector Critical mineral strategy and green steel
production When I read that I think He
doesn't have a position or maybe that's what
president trump meant by you don't have the
cards They can't even negotiate a minerals agreement
with us.
They've already given those the preferential treatment to
the uk And I think that explains kirmer
starmer's uh, kirmer We just call him we'll
call him kirmer from now on I like
kirmer Starmer's speech that we played two shows
ago where he you know came out and
said we're gonna do boots on the ground
We're gonna give him planes and yes, he's
probably he signed a deal Yeah, he went
on and on and on about it and
it seemed like he was just full of
it But if we with this in mind,
which nobody seems to have pointed out until
now um Yeah, it we did they're full
of it and I think it also explains
what why trump in fact, I have two
clips I have three but I have two
clips on uh In fact, this is the
the piece And no more intel clip.
This is when you know, I think once
we find this stuff out.
This is what happens The u.s has
paused intelligence sharing with ukraine a move that
will limit ukraine's ability to target russian forces
It follows monday's pause on military aid russia
Meanwhile said future talks with the u.s
would include discussions on iran's nuclear program and
today's international correspondent Malcolm hudson has the story
for us cia director John ratcliffe on wednesday
said the u.s has halted intelligence sharing
with ukraine The move could seriously hamper the
ukrainian military's ability to target russian forces U
.s national security advisor mike waltz told reporters
wednesday morning we have Taken a step back
Uh and are pausing and reviewing all aspects
Of this relationship since the start of the
war in 2022 The u.s has provided
ukraine with significant intelligence including critical information its
military needs for targeting purposes Waltz also said
the u.s was actively engaged in talks
with ukraine on a minerals deal and a
potential peace deal with russia Uh, I think
we're going to see uh Movement in very
short order waltz in an interview with fox
and friends said president trump will consider restoring
military aid to ukraine If peace talks are
arranged and confidence building measures are taken trump
halted the aid on monday on tuesday night
Trump said he had received a letter from
ukrainian president Zelensky that expressed willingness to come
to the negotiating table Waltz said officials were
in discussions over a date location and negotiating
team that would lead to an end to
the war And are already talking about confidence
building measures to then take to the russians
So the president mentioned that in his speech
that you know, I got this letter from
zelensky a courier pigeon dropped it off and
Then he's willing to come to the negotiating
table.
Is that with russia or is that with
just us?
It was unclear.
This is hard to say because a bunch
of reports came out this morning Contradicting all
that saying he still doesn't want to meet
with us He doesn't want to do anything
and I think a lot of it has
to do with this minerals deal, which was
the screw job uh and uh And I
think we're aware of it and I think
that's why we could you know You guys
don't want to do you want to do
this deal?
You already you tried to trick us Uh,
you're not getting any more intel and now
good luck targeting anything because you can't and
we're and we're revoking your license I guess
you I guess we I guess all their
work was if it wasn't for us, they
wouldn't be able to hit a the side
of a barn I guess we are his
part We are we are handing an olive
branch to them because uh, we are allowing
neil young and the chrome hearts to play
a free concert In ukraine No, he that
sounds perfect Part two The kremlin on wednesday
said that future talks between russia and the
united states would include discussion on iran's nuclear
program A subject spokesman dmitry peskov said had
been touched upon in an initial round of
u.s. Russia talks last month Russia's position
is that the issue of iran's nuclear dossier
needs to be solved only through political and
diplomatic means In our view there is potential
for it Trump last month restored his maximum
pressure campaign on iran Which includes efforts to
drive its oil exports down to zero in
order to stop tehran from obtaining a nuclear
weapon Iran denies any such intention russia has
deepened its ties with the islamic republic since
the start of the ukraine war And signed
a strategic cooperation treaty with iran in january
Hmm So, what do you think?
I mean, it's it seems the europeans they
need the russian bear They need the enemy
to for it's not about russia.
It's about them They want to complete the
european project.
I mean, can they find any other enemy
besides adding us to the list maybe?
Well, they're definitely irked with us Because they
they will not give up on this.
I just don't see how they can do
it They they want to print money they
want to you know, build their own stuff
The hundred have their own army.
They want to do everything that you know
The third reich tried to do and and
you know, it's one thing to get ukrainian
young men and women to fight the russians
Because there's some ideological history there But go
good luck getting the the british kids to
do it Like no, i'm not going to
do that.
You'd have to conscript them just like Zelensky
did you know rousting him from the street?
Yeah, I don't see it I don't either
it's not going to be pleasant They just
think they can do it.
What these guys they're not elected.
They're not responsible They they're living in their
own world vanderlein is the best example of
this Yeah, she thinks she you know is
she really does think she's the queen.
Yes and uh These edicts and all the
rest of it is just it's just It's
a disaster and there's nothing we can do
about it I mean, well, you know, we
don't want to you know, i'd get arguments
with people by well We should be the
nato nato nato with who with who would
you get an argument?
Oh different people but it's like the people
the pro nato people and it's like and
nato is Long past its prime Uh, it's
supposed to be a defensive operation when it
doesn't seem to be and you know Every
time people bring that up in the conversation
was the defensives for the defense.
Well, then you tell you explain libya to
me Libya was a nato operation.
There was no defense involved.
Libya wasn't attacking anybody No, it's just they
decided to get qaddafi out of the way.
Well, he wanted that gold dinar You know,
it was a bit of a problem.
That's yes That was an issue what kind
of bubbles up which is not of course
not being explained to the american people Is
we did all this?
We set all this up.
We have been the bad actor and i'm
i'm glad up the my don and all
of that stuff and the revolution in uh
ukraine and eventually We didn't put in this
Zelinsky character he got in some other way
some back door uh, but we Basically set
the stage for him as it were stage
and you know, lindsey graham was a part
of that and And of course mccain mccain
victoria newland Brennan all of these ghouls were
all over there doing the thing recently with
flynn Accusing victoria newland being behind the assassination
attempt on trump.
Yeah, I didn't even clip it.
I I've kind of lost uh My trust
in general flynn i've seen too much on
the money train for other things and And
i'm pretty sure he's launched some of those
Odd rumors about you know, the grid's going
down.
There won't be an election So, yeah, I
think you might be right i'm very cautious
with the general I want to like it's
going to emp Yeah, i'm i'm very cautious
with him.
I'm I'm, not a fan at this moment.
No, but I I thought that was amusing
Yeah, there was I do have a super
cut well before you play that let's play
at least this other thing this is the
um, This is just a short version of
what we just play.
This is the npr's take on the intel
cutoff This is called ukraine war intel cutoff
The administration has hit the pause button on
sharing intelligence with ukraine Npr's tom bowman reports.
Keeves relied heavily on washington for intel Since
russia's invasion of ukraine more than three years
ago from the start of the war The
u.s has provided ukraine with key information
About russian troop locations key targets that ukraine
can strike especially targets deep inside russia I
was told early in the war The u
.s had more information on kremlin orders to
its ground forces than even russian low-level
commanders The u.s would use its formidable
intelligence infrastructure, you know satellites and aircraft to
not only pick out targets But intercept communications
from russian forces I mean this really was
a proxy war.
I mean it was it was the globalist
proxy war It was our state department It
was you know all the way up to
the the biden administration the obama administration.
It was a proxy war It was an
ongoing proxy war against russia and then the
europeans just as far as far as I
can see They went oh, this is a
good idea We can uh get more power.
This probably was the mistake.
Yeah.
Yeah We gave We gave the europeans confidence.
Yeah do this.
Yeah, here's a supercut of some democrats including
Brennan it's all msnbc cnn Talking about how
trump is bullying zelensky.
And of course, he's doing it on behalf
of putin and as you know President trump
is putin's puppet donald trump and jd vance
and putin believe that they're going to intimidate
and bully and threaten President zelensky to join
the club of corrupt and unprincipled leaders they
Will literally need to wait until hell freezes
over twice Because this is a man who
is committed to the survival of his country
The propaganda is what's coming out of jd
vance's mouth and it's russian propaganda I saw
the meeting as a despicable display of bullying
by the president.
It was vice president vance particularly Who was
on the offense who was berating?
President zelensky it is absolutely shameful what is
happening right now.
The white house has become an arm of
the kremlin Have never felt such shame about
american policy before and I don't know how
our allies trust us after this putin and
his cronies Are probably popping champagne bottles right
now We have someone that is occupying the
white house and as far as i'm concerned
He is an enemy to the united states.
Oh, yes Yes, what you say being yourself
people this is that was jasmine crocket there
at the end Yeah, who wants to be
president?
I guess we were kind of right though
about the blue suit guy I think you
probably saw the messages the blue suit guy.
Uh who uh, president trump Went to twice
and said you had a second question.
Yeah, how come uh, How come you're not
wearing proper clothes in the in the oval
office?
Uh, you ukraine boy That is brian glenn
Of rsbn right side broadcasting network.
They are the trump streaming system and She
is marjorie.
Taylor green's boyfriend She and so that kind
of makes sense.
He might have been a little bit in
on the game.
Yeah Might have been in on the gambit
there Yeah So I know the giveaway of
course and that was trump Almost rolling his
eyes and saying didn't you have another question?
Yeah, can you get to the one we
talked about the one that we rehearsed?
Remember the table read come on man get
get with the program Uh rubio though, um
holding up very well Have you have you
noticed his ears now because tina finally saw
it.
Yeah, their ears are big He's got huge
ears.
He could fly off if you wanted to
so Um Here's a here's a little interlude
between him and george stefanopoulos over at the
abc's Uh, well, even some of your republican
allies are puzzled by the steps The president
trump has taken to placate vladimir putin.
I want to bring up a post to
lisa murkowski What steps has the president taken
to play?
Which let me show you let me let
me show you what are we arming the
russian you respond?
And are we providing economic assistance to the
russians?
Are we giving the russians?
Please let me ask you a question This
is lisa murkowski and here's what she says
This week started with administration officials refusing to
acknowledge that russia started the war in ukraine
It ends with a tense and shocking conversation
in the oval office and whispers from the
white house That they may try to end
all u.s. Support for ukraine I know
foreign policy is not for the faint of
heart But right now I am sick to
my stomach as the administration appears to be
walking away from our allies and embracing putin
Threat to democracy and u.s. Values around
the world.
Those are not my words.
That's senator.
Lisa murkowski What's your response?
Well, you know, yeah, we're a free country
people have a right to these opinions I
would just say to you what have we
done to placate the russians?
The only thing we've done is say are
you guys willing to talk about peace?
I say the same point we're not giving
that we haven't given voted with north korea
and russia Russia and belarus and the united
nations and against our western allies.
No, let me tell you All right.
So, you know what the you know, do
you know what the united nations resolution was?
I'll tell you if you want to hear
what it was.
It basically said this has been a horrible
war It's time for it to end the
job of the un is to bring about
peace in the world I thought that's what
the un was created to do to stop
wars and to prevent them and that's what
the resolution did Was it antagonistic towards the
russians?
No back to the point, but it also
didn't praise the russians All it said is
bad war needs to end.
Let's bring the two sides together go marco
Yeah There was a couple of pieces I
saw saying oh rubio was humiliated by the
president at the speech And it wasn't true
I thought he was complimented he gave him
the old he did the well, it doesn't
go right we know who to blame That's
funny was interpreted As is criticizing rubio, but
rubio Who's who's?
Who's I you know, I think vance is
pretty good at Defending the president but rubio
is really good because he's faster He's a
little more angry Uh vance is never really
angry.
He's always kind of jocular He's got a
smile on his face and he just thinks
he's smarter than you are.
Yeah Yeah, and so he goes in that
direction as a kind of Overeducated type rubio
is the pissed off cuban And he goes
after him and he's nasty.
I like him.
I think rubio is vying for uh, presidency
Oh, he wants to run sure.
Yeah, and that's a logical step go from
secretary of state But but if nothing else
he's going to be if these if he
doesn't blow up he's going to go down
in history, I think or hope Uh as
one of the better secretaries of states, it's
a famous job for people who do well
He would he would also be really good
as the new pope.
I think i'm gonna put him on the
list How was the how was the pope
cut me off guard wait, what's the latest
update on the pope he's not well No,
but he's not dead.
No, he's thanking supporters for prayers and in
a recorded evening rosary It's not good.
It's not good.
It's not good.
He old 88 doesn't seem old but if
you're not well, that's not great No, if
you get double pneumonia and you have missing
lung anyway from a childhood incident, I didn't
know that he already had part of his
lung taken out so he's Basically, uh infirm
in that regard.
I'm i'm working on my predictions should the
unfortunate thing happen I i'm getting close.
Well, let's since you brought it up Conclave
won nothing nothing.
No, it's nothing The academy wars were boring.
Well, hold on a second.
I have to say I made a very
big mistake My wife tina is still mad
at me that I made her watch the
whole thing and I kept saying no No,
it'll get good in a minute She's academy
awards.
Yes.
She says it's always boring you get the
you get the uh, supporting actors first then
blah blah blah blah blah blah two hours
of nothing and then you get the best
movie and best actors And she was right
and and stephen what no i'm saying conan.
He didn't do any fun skits or anything
Didn't do any you know, yeah, it just
wasn't great Bring back billy crystal only in
presenting mode That was fun, that's gone I
thought Kalkan was funny.
Well, he also he also was like hey,
baby.
Let's make more babies.
That was cool that was very very good
and that was good for the public and
it was good for the the the whole
the I guess the uh The feeling of
having more babies.
Let's get more babies.
Yes But the rest of it was terrible
And they and it got it did especially
when adrian brody came out and made him
stop the band They were trying to play
him off and he had to lecture us
about the other ring And other crap about
who I didn't know what he was talking
about Well, there wasn't a lot of trans
talk which i'm I think it probably says
it's not too trans though Um, and only
daryl.
Hannah came out into the slava ukraine That's
Way to go daryl ham 19.6 million
viewers though.
It's up slightly from last year There were
like 35 million or 75.
So there was huge some huge number for
the trump speech.
That was on every That must have been
big.
Yeah, it must have been big.
But yeah, I I found it I didn't
watch the whole cat.
I tried to I recorded it to speed
watch it and I Couldn't watch even I
I didn't watch the whole thing.
I missed the the dead part where everyone's
dead I don't don't know who that was
a horrible dead segment.
You couldn't see it.
Yes, because they had it in You know
in front of the orchestra pit it was
a small circle and was like It went
by really quickly and gene hackman got like,
ah, he did two movies by gene That
wasn't really yes.
Oh, it was very well.
They brought out, uh, morgan freeman And you
know to start it off like he was
a good guy.
I loved him.
That was nice But and then I expected
a whole gene hackman package no none of
that None of it And i'm i'm a
sucker for the dead segment.
I like the dead segment It was not
a good dead segment.
Most people like the dead segment.
They've been botching it recently So you don't
know who sometimes you I remember a couple
years ago.
You couldn't see who the names were No
same same this year.
It was hard to see it was way
in the distance You had a wide shot
of the whole stage and so people in
the in the auditorium maybe had a decent
view But no, it was it was not
good and they never went back to the
gag of uh, Uh, what's his face with
the dour look?
Remember the opening gag.
Oh this guy at the beginning.
Yeah.
Yeah, that was a good gag.
There's no callbacks No zero callbacks.
They should have done that at least three
times No, it was poorly done I forgot
to look who directed it I was so
disgusted tina was whatever the whole thing Okay.
Well now i'm glad i'm not gonna go
back and even check it out No, do
not do not I was gonna pull maybe
a clip from brody, but I don't want
to do that No, and it started off
kind of nice.
I I I have to say I like,
uh What's her face the wicked wicked girl?
Uh, she's the nose ring.
No, no, who is bald nose?
And you know, she's gonna play jesus in
jesus christ, you know, I love it that's
Talking about sacrilegious.
That's no good.
Let's see how long that goes.
That's no good pack them in for having
a nose ring black Now what's her name
the uh, the other girl ariana grande, yeah,
she was good.
She she's she's She can sing she's got
but she's on the old wagon man.
She's like she needs a cheeseburger Says, yeah,
she's a cheeseburger already.
It's a thin wavy type woman.
Why is she why would she do that?
She was more fun when she was licking
doughnuts and putting them back on the tray.
But no, no something happened during the production
of weekend and it turned everyone strange And
I don't think it got any awards except
for set set design.
Maybe uh, yeah, I didn't it didn't win
anything I did I did watch the the
light-hearted comedy with uh, Uh kieran and
kulkin The uh, yeah, what's it called a
real pain?
A real, how is it a cute movie?
It's an actor's movie.
You know, he's he's kind of doing his
thing very similar to what he did with
succession Um only he's a good actor.
He deserved that award Better than all the
others i'm sure Uh, but we watched it.
It was like yeah, it was all right.
It was you know, it's a It doesn't
it's not an action movie This is there's
no explosion and it plays it's plays out
in poland Which is why comic strip blogger
wanted it to win all these awards man.
Poland is kind of dour I have never
been to poland, but it's all post, you
know, soviet russia kind of architecture and And
they went through the concentration camp and yeah
So yeah, it was all right um, I
do have three fun clips from uh, One
of the contenders to replace, um, justin trudeau
That is uh, christia freeland who we remember
was behind the uh, Disrupting the trucker convoy
honk honk.
Yeah was behind uh, seizing people's money during
this protest And she is running as the
liberal candidate for prime minister and She's off
the rails a few weeks ago in saskatoon.
I met a four-year-old girl named
ari She asked me Can you stop trump
from invading canada?
So the four-year-olds apparently are upset
and afraid in canada that trump is going
to invade canada Ari is a smart girl
And she's asking the right question.
She's asking the right question.
What is this miss freeland?
jeez I'm running to be leader of the
liberal party and the next prime minister of
canada.
We'll stop at a second Four-year-old
Does anyone does she have kids this woman?
I she's making this up four-year-olds.
Don't this is not now unless unless the
parents said here's the question I'll write it
out.
But even then to get a four-year
-old to enunciate is like pulling teeth.
Yes No, it's clearly a lie, but for
some reason she feels necessary She would have
said a six-year-old maybe or an
eight-year-old.
I could almost believe of a four-year
-old It's like, you know, I got a
baby a toddler.
She's uh, bitching and moaning about trump.
Are you telling me that politicians are liars?
Gambling perhaps As trump is posing the gravest
challenge our country has faced Gravest challenge our
country has ever faced Canada canada, we love
you.
Canada.
This is no good since the second world
war since the second world war He's threatening
us with economic warfare That's not new Last
time he threatened to rip up nafta and
he imposed tariffs on our steel and aluminum
did actually yeah, I fought back And I
won Did she win did she win when
she fought what I don't know she won
something I don't know.
She won This time trump's threats are even
worse She wants to make us the 51st
state trump is unleashed and empowered As your
prime minister, I will be too.
I like that unleashed and empowered.
I like that I have the experience the
plan And the guts to stand up to
trump To tell him that canada is not
for sale and if he hits us We'll
hit him back We need a leader who
understands the seriousness of the challenge and is
ready to meet it A leader who can
say to ari and to everyone across our
great country I will fight for you I
will fight for canada and together we will
win well If she keeps this up, they
won't be the 51st state.
They'll be the 52nd after we get greenland
Uh here she is more banter on the
51st state.
We need to recognize President trump has said
Dozens of times he wants us to be
the 51st state I don't think any of
us wants to be the leader who was
asleep at the wheel and didn't get canada
defended Did not work with our democratic allies
to protect our borders they want to work
with us It's time for us to step
up at home to urgently reach out to
them and build a new world order where
democracy And canadian sovereignty is protected.
Ah, she wants a new world order Well,
that's just perfect And defend your borders because
there's americans ready to invade you canada for
the first time since the second world war
Rather than guaranteeing the rules-based order the
u.s. Is turning predator And so what
canada needs to do is work closely with
our democratic allies our military allies I've been
foreign minister.
I know how to do that.
That's why I would start with our nordic
partners Specifically denmark, which is also being threatened
and our european nato allies I would be
sure that france and britain were there who
possess nuclear weapons and I would be working
urgently Those partners to build a closer security
relationship That guarantees our security in a time
when the united states can be a threat
and I would also Crucially reach out to
our asian democratic partners japan south korea Australia,
they need to be part of the conversation,
too We need to be ready for a
world where the u.s. Is not the
leader of the free world anymore Canada can
be and must be a leader in building
this new order our allies to look into
that are looking to us And if we
do this, we'll make ourselves safer as well
So I want to hear from our canadian
producers canada uber all this is anyone buying
this?
Is any are you guys really buying this
that that that the whole world is not?
Pauly ester or paulie ver or whatever his
name is Paulie ver paulie ver That's just
gonna win I would hope so the apple
chewer But this is this is sad, I
mean These politicians are making us out to
be the bad guy because we want peace
and we want to Equalize some stuff.
I can't i've looked at some of the
tariffs of some canadian podcast and these guys
are going.
Hey We have a thousand percent tariff on
american milk So the the tariffs on our
dairy is unbelievable up there and and eggs
and all kinds of eggs are up.
Yeah It's like hundreds of hundreds of percent.
Yeah.
Well, we don't have any eggs.
There's no eggs for you So it's like
what is going on Is it's more than
just anti-trump it's you know, they're trying
to build coalitions I don't think she can
build anything but they're trying to trying to
build coalitions of some sort She's just silly
Yeah Well, well, I wonder if uh Canada
is an interesting place, you know, they've it's
a multiple.
Uh communities I wonder if the french canadians
are into this.
Does she speak french christia?
They all have to speak french if you're
a politician in canada.
I have one quick that's kind of that
weird flat french I have one quick trudeau
clip just to wrap it up.
So today the united states launched a trade
war against canada Their closest partner and ally
their closest friend at the same time They're
talking about working positively with russia appeasing vladimir
putin a lying murderous dictator dying murderous dictator
make that make sense Canadians are reasonable And
we are polite But we will not back
down from a fight Not when our country
and the well-being of everyone in it
is at stake that's war talk War talk
Oh, it's tiring four more years four more
years Four more years at least twice a
week.
We're gonna get some action.
Yeah, I have uh, two tariff clips Which
I think are worthwhile.
I have one.
I have the update clip on npr Give
us the update.
What is it called tariff update?
There we go.
U.S. automakers are breathing a sigh of
relief after president trump said he would give
them a tariffs reprieve Wall street investors are
apparently relieved as well The dow is up
485 points or more than one percent at
forty three thousand six the smp and the
nasdaq are also closing up One percent to
nearly one and a half percent and pierre's
marie aspen has more president Trump is giving
u.s car companies one more month without
his new tariffs He's imposed 25 taxes on
goods imported from mexico and canada But he
told the big three automakers that they will
be exempt until april 2nd The u.s
auto industry has been vocally opposed to trump's
tariffs car companies warn that they will create
major Disruptions to their north american supply chains
and analysts say the end result will be
much higher prices for consumers Shares of ford
gm and other car companies rose after plunging
earlier this week However, the reprieve is still
only temporary According to the white house trump
also warned automakers that they would need to
start moving production to the united states What's
your analysis on this?
Well, this is getting a little tiresome where
you know, i'm gonna do the tariff still
i'll put it off a week I'll put
it off a month i'll put you know
He's never going to do the tariff tariffs.
It's just to get these guys to move
toward uh, Getting some plants built here and
I think that's going to happen.
There's been some movement in that direction And
honda is going to open a big plant.
I understand in uh, indiana indiana according to
his speech and I think that they know
what the real problem is.
You can't really pull it off You can't
do the tariffs because the parts are made
here and they go across the border and
they come back And then as a as
a finished thing and then it did it
Goes back and forth and back and forth
and back and forth then goes to canada
back and forth and then to mexico Back
and forth and a car comes out I
mean, it's a nightmare the whole thing because
of the uh, that agreement that was made
to So canada and mexico could do all
this trading without without worrying about it and
so they've set up shop these car makers
have set up shop and just just It's
it's borderline nuts Hmm, I don't know what
and you know, I think what he's trying
to do is get this Consolidated I mean
used to be for example when the old
rouge plant was The ford plant the rouge
their giant plant where they had, you know
raw Minerals or raw materials coming one in
a steel mill steel mill made the steel
The parts were all made, you know Just
this giant facility and it didn't go all
over the place to for a car to
come out the other end Do you think
that the idea and maybe this is just
testing the markets Okay, if I do this
if I say this then the markets go
down isn't maybe ultimately oil has gone down
I think it's two percent.
So there's there's some movement there to potentially
lower energy costs Could it be all a
big play to play the market so that
interest rates start to come down or we
might get a cut?
Is that something that could be that could
be part of this this plan?
It might maybe but I don't see a
cut in any time in the near future
I'm only gonna get a cut of interest
rates, you know Trump made a statement that
the interest rates have come down a little
bit but the not the from the federal
reserve Here's a cbs on uh on tariffs,
which is decent In public presidential tough talk
is fueling the trade war Whatever they tariff
us other countries we will Tariff them even
though you're a very smart guy This is
a very dumb thing to do in private
administration officials are in constant contact with canadian
and mexican counterparts with commerce secretary howard mutnick
leading negotiations Just hours after canada retaliated with
tariffs on u.s Exports, he was working
the phones calling canadian officials sources familiar with
letnick's call with the premier of ontario Doug
ford describe it as aggressive and tough letnick
told ford to stand down Not only did
ford refuse.
He said if anything his province would go
harder the president trump Don't force our hand
you underestimate canadians.
You're making a massive mistake Yesterday president trump
had a call with the big three u
.s automakers ford's delantis and gm who have
been pressuring him for a carve-out for
vehicles built in canada and mexico This morning
letnick said trump was considering walking back tariffs
on some sectors by this afternoon The white
house announced a one-month exemption for cars
and trucks still the white house Press secretary
says trump is all in on his tariffs
plan despite the risk of rising prices Why
should americans be okay with that when so
many are already struggling to pay the bills
the american people elected this president To have
monumental reform and change including rebuilding our manufacturing
base in this country Standing up to foreign
nations who have been ripping off our country
for decades and that requires a little bit
of disruption Hmm Maybe maybe he's just using
it as a trigger to get them to
commit to building a plant It's like i'll
do it watch i'll do it You know,
that may have just happened with the mexican
woman.
That's what i'm thinking shine bomb.
Whatever her name is Uh, we'll see I
mean it's this it's becoming kind of comical
it seems to me Ronald reagan, uh had
a very negative stance on tariffs, which I
didn't realize um Did you know that Uh,
you don't remember if I know it or
not Well, here's a here's a minute-long
speech from president ronald reagan about tariffs You
see at first when someone says let's impose
tariffs on foreign imports It looks like they're
doing the patriotic thing by protecting american products
and jobs And sometimes for a short while
it works But only for a short time
what eventually occurs is First homegrown industries start
relying on government protection in the form of
high tariffs They stop competing and stop making
the innovative management and technological changes.
They need to succeed in world markets And
then while all this is going on something
even worse occurs High tariffs inevitably lead to
retaliation by foreign countries and the triggering of
fierce trade wars The result is more and
more tariffs higher and higher trade barriers and
less and less competition So soon because of
the prices made artificially high by tariffs that
subsidize inefficiency and poor management people stop buying
Then the worst happens markets shrink and collapse
businesses and industries shut down and millions of
people lose their jobs The memory of all
this occurring back in the 30s made me
determined when I came to washington To spare
the american people the protectionist legislation that destroys
prosperity.
Oh well Yeah, jefferson, uh was one of
the first guys who experimented with tariffs and
it sunk the economy, but I thought it
was the other guy the President who got
assassinated that trump always talks about McKinley mckinley.
Yeah, he was the chair before mckinley jefferson
had this.
Oh, oh jefferson Yeah, jefferson was a little
bit before mckinley.
Yes.
Yeah a little bit just a little bit
Yeah, he got him into trouble and other
people have done well with it, it's just
it depends I think it's a time and
place I I think it Could be I
don't know.
We'll find out but I agree with you.
It's a little tiresome like the can do
What is this going to pay off?
You know, well, he's definitely trying to get
people to start making stuff here.
Yeah Well, we we know we have the
the boot company.
We got we got a boot company out
of it Well, maybe honda will build that
plant no, I think they'll build that and
apple will probably Taiwan semiconductor manufacturing tsmc Yeah
is gonna drop a lot of money into
something 120 billion.
I think there's a different reason for that
I think they're afraid that you know, because
there's a little wax Yeah, the chinese take
over their plant in uh, because the chinese
can't build ships at all It's a hedge
they can't design them or or build them
Yeah, and and so they're love to take
the reason you want to would grab taiwan
so they can grab that factory But uh
by the time it happens, they could have
been moved out To a safe place that
guy who runs, uh tsmc was a pretty
much similar to uh, jensen uh that over
at nvidia A good innovative taiwanese character who
um Tried he's been trying to get a
factory built here But he finds american workers
and there's some issues with they they don't
like to work or something He's got some
problems with american workers Yeah, well That wouldn't
surprise me They've had we've had it too.
Good.
We need some pain and the president has
promised us pain or a little disruption perhaps
But we're getting it.
That's for sure Meanwhile, we're working on stuff
like this.
I got a few clips on this.
This is the woolly.
Uh, you've seen the woolly mouse Yeah, the
woolly mammoth bull crap, by the way.
I'm totally convinced.
This is a scam good good good Scientist,
sorry, but I like the story.
This is the woolly mammoth, uh mouse Mouse
scientists have created a mouse that looks a
lot like a much bigger Extinct animal the
woolly mammoth Researchers say their woolly mouse is
an important step towards achieving their ultimate goal
Bringing a woolly mammoth like animal back from
extinction and pr science correspondent rob stein has
more Woolly mammoths were big shaggy elephants that
roamed the tundra until going extinct thousands of
years ago A texas biotech company called colossal
biosciences wants to bring the mammoth back By
genetically engineering modern day elephants to have key
traits from the mammoth like their long thick
golden coat And they say they're a lot
closer now with their mini woolly mammoth mice
for us.
It's an incredibly big deal Is colossal's chief
science officer?
This is really validation that what we have
in mind for our longer-term de-extinction
projects Is really going to work to make
these woolly mice Shapiro and her colleagues started
by comparing ancient genetic material from mammoths with
genomes from modern day African and asian elephants
to pinpoint genes responsible for making the mammoths
distinctive then we look in the mouse for
those same genes and Instances where those genes
have been involved with making a woolly coat
or longer hair or changing the color of
the hair So they could use the latest
gene editing techniques to breed mice that mimic
mammoth Characteristics and it appears to have worked.
We ended up with some absolutely adorable mice
that have longer woolly golden colored coats As
well as fat metabolisms like the mammoths had
to survive in the frigid arctic Now did
they actually use some woolly mammoth dna?
Do you know they never make any of
this clear and i'm wondering about these little
woolly mice which are cute I have they
look like gerbils Yeah, they kind of do
they got their hairs a little disheveled, uh,
uh I think I still think this is
a croc the whole thing, but I like
the story And it didn't why why do
you like the story?
I like the story because the way it
ends and so you have to we have
to go through it.
Okay Uh, but I I i'm skeptical i'm
very skeptical that they're doing anything because this
is all you know jurassic park the movie
came out It was before the movie I
thought maybe the timing could be better.
Yeah, but uh Here we go This is
exciting to us because it confirms that the
genes and gene families that we identified using
our comparative genomics approach Really do cause an
animal to have a woolly coat and a
golden coat and longer hairs And this is
the way that we're going to create mammoths
for the future by someday Editing the genes
of the mammoth's closest living relatives asian elephants
So that they have the traits that made
the mammoths mammoths and then hopefully Releasing herds
of these animals into the arctic Well, you
know you better up the co2 content in
the air because they I don't think that
their lungs won't handle the low co2 amounts
we have That's you know, the dinosaurs couldn't
live today we don't have enough carbon dioxide
I don't know what they would need to
live up there, but I don't think a
Indian elephant Which is the ones with the
smaller ears Uh would appreciate being turned into
woolly hairy elephants and then shipped to the
arctic here you go boys That is your
friend So but the Way, this ends is
actually kind of interesting because there's a little
gotcha in here Now other researchers say the
woolly mice are exciting, you know, i'm pretty
skeptical about this But that mouse is pretty
adorable And for people like me who want
to understand the genetic basis of traits this
is particularly impressive Vincent lynch is a professor
of biology at the university of buffalo But
lynch and others caution a mouse is not
an elephant So who knows if they could
do the same thing with that species and
even if they could is that such a
great idea?
Critics say the money would be better spent
saving living species on the brink of extinction
And who knows what unintended consequences could result
Carl flessa is a professor of geosciences at
the university of arizona I don't know what
the downside of having a bunch of hairy
asian elephants stomping around in the tundra might
be They don't know what would happen.
They can't really assure me that.
Oh, everything will be just fine Everything will
be just like it was back in the
pleistocene.
I'm not ready to play god like that
colossal scientists say Introducing mammoth-like creatures back
into the tundra could actually repair the environment
where the mammoth once roamed Our intention is
to recreate these extinct species that played really
important roles in ecosystems that are missing Because
they've become extinct colossal also says the molecular
tools the company's creating for the mammoth Could
be used to save other species from going
extinct The researchers hope to have asian elephant
embryos engineered with mammoth traits by next year
And their first mammoth-like calves in about
three years And they're already working on also
resurrecting the dodo bird and the tasmanian tiger
Is that what we waited for for the
dodo bird?
Here's why The other one that of course
left out is that there's the passenger pigeon,
which would be the other one The dodo
bird which was wiped out by by the
flintstone modern times by the flintstones They're wiped
out in a cartoon.
No, the dodo bird was into the 1800s,
I believe really and they were wiped out
because And I think this is a good
reason to bring them back.
They were apparently delicious The dodo bird is
notoriously delicious And I think it'd be great
to bring the dodo bird back breed them
like chickens Have dodo bird eggs and dodo
bird meat.
I think it could be a big deal.
It'd be a money maker Um, i'm looking
to see when we last had them first
recorded by dutch sailors in 1598 And in
the 19th century, yes research was conducted on
small quantity.
Oh that was remains Hmm the last widely
accepted sighting of a dodo was 1662 That
was the last one they ate the dutch
That was my dutch eating a dodo bird
Very good very good very good Dimensionality to
the show.
Yes.
Yes.
I'm glad to provide.
Okay Well 16 c whatever the case was
we did eat them and there was a
lot of reports about their deliciousness They don't
look delicious they look kind of odd they
look dorky they look stupid.
Yeah Well stupid stupid can be delicious.
You never know A little bit of tech
news before we take a break the founder
of reddit.
Alexis.
Ohanian confirms.
He's trying to buy tiktok He's teaming up
with real estate billionaire frank mccourt to submit
a proposal for the app Which faces a
ban in the u.s. If it's not
sold by its chinese owner byte dance the
deadline for a deal is next month So
in some of the documents that are coming
out, uh from some lawsuits Their worldwide revenue
is a paltry two billion dollars.
That's less than I thought That's worldwide that's
global revenue.
So u.s revenues, maybe Maybe half a
billion Seems low could be as high as
a billion.
It seems low Yeah, I I think they
should buy just for the entertainment value Well,
it's definitely it's got the highest entertainment value
not you mentioned it Ah, ladies and gentlemen,
yes, you thought it was never going to
happen.
But yes here he is It's time for
john's tiktok videos Hold on, where's my tick?
Where's my tiktok video?
Nothing is as good as a tiktok video
from john because it really lightens the mood
So here we now we have the a
lot of black women.
There was a thing about black women They
all got into politics and they were going
to be embarrassed But a lot of black
women are showing up on tiktok pray all
all walking away from the democrat party.
Yes And praising the republicans and I have
two examples here that are quite by the
way This is only the black women in
your tiktok There's a lot of black women
who are very much democrats on other tiktoks.
I agree.
I'm just saying okay These are the tiktoks
i'm Doing for the show.
Okay, we got we have first of all
we have the uh, Let's try black women
on dems.
I voted for democrats my whole life They
never did anything they promised They would come
to the black church and sing some negro
spirituals with us and then disappear Once they
got our vote they never did anything they
promised I vote for a republican once in
my life And this dude done did everything
he promised on steroids He ain't even been
in office two months and everything I voted
for i'm getting It's amazing Do he sleep?
Like this dude if he sleeps he wake
up on a mission to do what nikia
voted for He said uh, nikia want me
to fix that border.
I'm on it Nikia want to make sure
them tax dollars is being spent for Americans
more than anybody else i'm on it like
this dude Wakes up.
I feel like with me and mine You
know what i'm saying?
I feel like he be thinking about me
It's like being at the casino You put
in that democrat coin You put it in
and you pull the thing and nope, you
gonna win.
You're gonna win You put in another democrat
coin and you pull the thing No, you
didn't win You put in that republican coin
I put in a republican coin for the
first time I freaking won Wow
So, you know what that tells me?
That tells me to never vote for democrats
again in life ever Because you're not gonna
win with them.
I voted for a republican once And hit
the jackpot honey, I will continue to do
that again and again Yeah, yeah You know
what?
I miss I miss aunt jemima syrup That
was one of the one of the great
tragedies of the dei initiative What is the
what?
Aunt jemima syrup Yeah, well, they just took
her picture off the label.
What is it called now then?
Uh-huh.
It's called you don't know syrup No, it's
not the same It's not the same Okay,
you got another this is another black woman.
This is a little shorter.
Oh my god.
Y'all this is too much I am
watching this Address to the joint congress Let
me tell you guys that the democrats if
you were a democrat you should be so
embarrassed they're acting like little bitty kids like
They all got an attitude.
They had to kick al green out because
he running there shaking the stick Nancy pelosi
slobbering on herself hakeem jeffrey sitting over there
And did you see jasmine crocker when al
green got kicked out?
She sit down like I don't think I
should do it You should not they all
over there holding up signs somehow false and
eline and all it is they are so
embarrassing I wouldn't want to be a democrat,
but you know what this does It lets
me know that i'm on the right side
because everything that that man is saying is
good for america And now you see who
does not want america to prosper you see
Who does not care about america them democrats?
Sitting over there with an attitude.
I'm sick of them.
Oh my god.
They're embarrassing.
I couldn't be called a dem.
No way They look like old brittle demonic
demons They look like gremlins just bitter bigots.
They just look like their life sucks Their
life sucks, they look unhappy I wouldn't want
to be married to none of them.
Honestly, they look like they are they are
just terrible in a relationship like they they
Brown up at everything.
You can't be yourself.
Can't have no fun.
They're bullies They suck You know what?
I just realized Nowhere on m5m and did
you know that have you ever seen youtube
has youtube tv has that quad view?
Have you found that yet?
Oh, yeah, absolutely When you watch sports there's
lots of quad views involved.
So I got fox news cnn msnbc and
bbc.
Yeah, it's good But what you never you
never hear A real texan you never hear
one of these black ladies and this is
how we talk in america.
You never hear that anymore It's very illegal.
It's funny because in the olden days when
I was a kid They would always bring
a texan in or a black woman or
somebody that when they wanted somebody They especially
a southern guy with a drawl talk like
this real slow.
Yeah, you'd put him on because he sounded
stupid And so you'd ask him crater.
I don't know what the hell's going on
around here and But they don't do that
so much anymore.
I don't know why not you mentioned it
They're elitist, it's the elite message.
They're elitist.
That's exactly right.
That's exactly.
Yeah.
All right Do you want to have more?
We got two more torture us some more
with this two more gems now that we're
good Okay, we're switching gears.
Okay, i'm gonna i'm gonna switch gears go
to the liberal women Okay So now we
got uh, let me guess.
Oh, we got it.
Let me guess.
They're white.
They're white i'm guessing Yes, they're white liberal
women and let's let's here's the mask one.
This is the new protest is a mask
for protest Defective form of protest you have
right now That you can start immediately Put
a mask back on Stop letting them observe
your face And have the side benefit of
better health and protecting the rest of us
in the world Put a mask back on
Yeah, okay She's she's not liberal.
She's deranged.
She's nuts.
Yeah.
Well the next one is too.
This is the do something girl I need
democrats to do something.
I need democrats to do something I need
democrats to do something if you are the
party of the people If you're the party
who's representing the rest of us if you're
the party who has our best interest in
mind I need you to do something.
I need the democrats to do something Please
please I am begging you.
I am begging you as someone who is
having a hard time affording breakfast for her
kid I'm begging you as someone who's dead
Feels like it's becoming insurmountable at this rate.
I'm begging you We the people the people
out here on the streets the people here
every fucking day are doing the best we
can It is your job to represent us
I need you, please to do something anything
make a noise make a protest do something
stop just all the damn words No one
believes you no one trusts you.
No one thinks you're worth anything.
Please do something.
We're begging you Oh, man With these these
these all of these women including the previous
two They're just there for likes and then
shares and viral stuff, but they're there for
me to clip.
There's no reality Well, it's like a boomer
moment.
You know, we just sit here and go.
Oh, yeah Yeah, well, yeah, i'm a boomer.
I'm for you by the way boomer adjacent
I am the face of generation x technically.
I don't care where you're on the cusp
Yes, because you if you just stayed in
in the womb maybe another week you'd have
gone on the other side gen x I
had the hair of gen x you recognize
as such recognized as such Yeah, you're one
of those guys that tries to look younger
than your age.
We need a jingle This has been the
john c.
Dvorak boomer moment No, we don't need that
jingle but I will play this clip just
as an adjunct to the first two This
is the art arthur c brooks is a
guy who writes in the new york times
op-eds And he's been writing about how
unhappy The liberal women are and the liberal
liberals in general And he's got new data
and he was on a podcast and here
he is 10 years ago You wrote conservative
women are particularly seem to be particularly blissful
about 40 say they're very happy That makes
them slightly happier than conservative men and significantly
happier than liberal women Yeah, the unhappiest of
all are liberal men only about a fifth
consider themselves very happy.
That was true 10 years ago Liberal women
have overtaken liberal men as the unhappiest group
You find that particularly young women very interesting
new data show that white liberal women under
30 Have almost a 6 and 10 chance
of having been diagnosed with a mental illness
in america today It's a really big problem
and there's lots of speculation on what that
has to do with politics What has to
do with race what has to do with
age, etc, etc But what you find is
that this is a group that's really really
struggling and it's a pity because it's not
good for them It's not good for society
and that's what we see So I don't
think that being a political conservative is a
panacea for being a happy person But we
see disproportionately these happiness and unhappiness effects in
different parts of the population for sure Well,
I blame that on soma or you know,
the modern day soma is uh on the
the diagnosis He said it right there.
Oh the diagnosis Is unhappy depressed and you
give them some drugs and they don't get
better.
They just get more depressed.
I don't think these things work I think
it's being handed out like candy And uh,
that's the problem That's the problem.
It's it's there's got to be a direct
correlation And bobby kennedy jr is going to
change all that, you know We'll see by
the way That was kind of interesting.
So, you know in a in a nation
of uh headline readers um, I think it
was fox news was the The first headline
they get pat that got passed around by
everybody And the headline was robert f kennedy
jr.
Measles outbreak is called action for all of
us vaccines Uh And if you really read
the article he says Vaccines are an option
And then he goes into great depth on
the benefits of vitamins a c and d
foods rich in vitamin b12 c and e
balanced diet But even fox like oh, oh
bobby's all on the vax train.
He's always said as far as I can
recall That i'm not i'm i'm for safe
vaccine.
So if they're safe, then you can take
them if you want to But it's like
now he's this big traitor or oh That's
what you get when you get a democrat
in it's like no he's he's what were
you hearing?
I heard him say You know i'm not
against vaccines if you want to take a
vaccine Yeah Yeah, he's had vaccines himself.
I mean, yeah, so it's like i'm not
surprised I do have some big big pharma
but I do want to mention something that
you mentioned because I don't have the clip
and it irks me now that I thought
think About because I had the clip slide
by and I didn't make it There's a
woman who claims she was on she claims
that that person in texas who the kid
who died In texas of the measles.
No, I played the clip on the last
show You did Yeah.
Oh, oh, no.
I know what you saw.
There's no evidence.
It's just some woman on tick tock Saying
that the kid had pneumonia and they gave
the kid an mmr vaccine in the hospital
Right, yeah But we knew this with covet
they would give you know Somebody get into
a car wreck and they tested for covet
and they said they died in covet.
Yes And this was well documented.
This was going on.
I don't see any reason it wouldn't continue.
No, I know but there's just some chick
with uh with a It was gossip it
was gossip it was gossip it was gossip
Yes, it was but it was I thought
it was interesting not gossip is the price
war now in your in your ozempic Alternatives
there's a lot going on in the market
A lot of interesting things happening now with
death bound direct drug maker Eli lily is
expanding its business of selling prescription medicines directly
to consumers The company is offering more vials
of its obesity drugs zep bound to patients
at a discount But only if they skip
their insurance npr sydney lupkin has more Every
month roughly a hundred thousand people buy zep
bound directly from eli lily through its website
It's about the size of a small city
That was david ricks eli lily's ceo last
summer lily started selling vials of the lower
doses of zep bound online Patients either need
a prescription from their doctor or can get
one online through a lily partner Now the
company is adding higher doses of zep bound.
It's a cultural phenomenon.
It's uh Used by millions of people in
the u.s and millions more would like
to use it So I think it's incumbent
on us not just to invent great new
medicines But get them to patients the drug
usually comes in an auto injector pen like
an epi pen But the lily offer is
for vials that patients then use with an
old-fashioned syringe to inject themselves It's a
cheaper option a few hundred dollars a month
compared to more than a thousand dollars a
month The other catch is that to get
the discounted vials patients cannot use their health
insurance Novo nordisk Which makes blockbuster wagovi announced
today that it too will sell its obesity
drug at a discount for people not using
insurance This is a big deal because what
it shows first of all is That we're
crazy We're crazy All kinds of side effects
that we don't care as long as i'm
not fat.
I want to eat my snickers and not
be fat um, but really It shows that
they're making more money By not using insurance
Because insurance doesn't pay it all out Insurance
like well, yeah, it was a thousand dollars,
but we're only we're only gonna pay Eli
lily, we're gonna pay you 250.
So they charge people 300 for for lily
direct This insurance scam has got to stop
Free luigi got no it's got No end
in sight we have insurance on auto repairs
now we have insurance on home appliances, give
me a break Oh your home appliances are
all gonna blow up your car is no
good I mean nowadays the cars are more
reliable than they've ever been when I was
a kid I mean, it's ridiculous actually how
reliable they are, especially if you buy a
toyota But that's when you still had that
crank on the front when you were a
kid You had to be careful you break
your thumb if you don't hold it, right
Wegovy is uh seeing this that's the uh,
the other nova nordisk, uh, uh option They
are seeing this and they're in uh in
the price wars to the index tonight The
maker of the weight loss drug wegovy cutting
prices by 23 percent.
Nova nordisk says effective immediately It's reducing the
price from six hundred fifty dollars a month
to four hundred ninety nine dollars.
Yeah, it's a price bonanza It's going crazy
Everybody's reducing cost It's funny how Demand goes
up, but the prices go down.
It doesn't make any sense.
Well, something's up.
It's the insurance part It's completely the insurance
part.
They're cutting out the insurance.
That's what everyone's seeing.
That's why you know, tina loves that crowd
health thing It's amazing She got like three
hundred dollars for preventative care She only pays
like 250 a month Like oh and we're
giving everybody because they have so much money
now This uh this fund It's it's so
good as an alternative to insurance.
It's really I mean people are just going
around the system and it's great They used
to cost us eighteen hundred dollars a month.
No way No It's much better Until we're
old enough for medicaid, which you know, the
republicans are gonna cut care.
Yeah medicare Yeah, well donald trump's gonna do
away with it.
We'll have no medicare We'll have no social
security we're gonna wind up eating.
Yeah, you'll be screwed.
Yeah, we'll be eating cat food.
My mom always used to say Jay, jay,
we're gonna wind up eating cat food Whatever
happened to their stories when there was stories.
It wasn't that long ago They were talking
about the poor, you know, the old people
eating dog food from cans When I was
those stories what happened to those when I
was a kid those that was the story
my mom would freak her out It's like
If you lose your job, then we're gonna
wind up eating cat food It was always
dog food Nobody wants to eat cat food.
Well that my mom always had it, you
know, she took it to a next level
It's just like it's gonna be worse than
dog food.
Jay.
It's gonna be cat food I'm reminded of
a there was a there was a woman
That uh at the day of california in
a college newspaper uh from berkeley She did
it.
I still think this is genius.
She did a column Uh a news column
on dog food reviews And she ate it
And she ate the dog food and kibble.
In fact, she'd eat kibble.
I've eaten kibble I've eaten everything I've ever
given to my pets.
I've tried myself Really every single thing you
could write this up.
This is I because I was I've read
it I would I wouldn't do it but
i'd read all this.
Why not?
It's not gonna you know And so we
give phoebe one cookie at night and she
knows because time to go to bed she
runs into the studio That's where her bed
is.
She lays down and then she gets a
cookie.
It's one cookie and sometimes it's honey yogurt
And sometimes it's bacon and eggs and I
gotta tell you I smelled the bacon eggs
Like I gotta try this it was like,
you know, like a bacon and egg cookie
It was pretty good It's not that bad
This is material where you're wasting What do
you mean i'm doing it on the show?
You're doing it now, but this has been
going on for years I think in a
pinch.
I'd eat the dog.
I want to know we want to know
we want dog food You want a review
want to review milk bone reviews?
The only thing I can't I can't even
with my new teeth i'm afraid to eat
her chomp So in the morning after our
walk, she gets a chomp.
It's good for her teeth Well, that's you're
talking about that's like a rawhide.
Yeah, I can't eat that That's something you
eat.
You wouldn't you have to review that she
crunches that in three seconds is gone But
if you want i'll i'll do i'll do
the cookie review sure i'll do the because
we we buy it in a three pack
We get the you get the honey yogurt
the bacon and eggs and some other flavor
Which I can't remember because I probably haven't
tried it yet.
So i'll give it a shot Yes, I
think you should yeah, this will be this
will add dimensionality to the show well with
that I'd like to thank you for your
courage say in the morning to you the
man who put the c in his tiktok
videos Say hello to my friend on the
other end the one the only mr.
John c Devorah The
eyes a little down I think our average
2023 Which is if I look over the
last show on thursday was 2135 Last 10
shows average 2057 but it is above the
100 show average.
So we're above the 100, uh show moving
average Which hey?
Phoebe's mad now because she's like you're not
eating my cookie.
She's growling.
Yeah, you good girl.
Yeah, can I have your cookie?
Yeah Uh, those trolls are in the troll
room.
They are hanging out there Um, man, we
had a big server crash last night the
troll room.
The troll room was up, but the stream
was down Uh, the downloads were down It
was uh, it was very um, it was
Troublesome for everybody what happened?
uh, some server locked up hard and You
know, I can I could have woken void
zero up, but it would be like three
in the morning for him So I sent
him a text message because sometimes you'll hear
the text message Um, but he didn't i'm
not gonna call him So, you know, of
course he was up, you know probably uh
Within like midnight or 1 a.m. Our
time and he fixed it.
But something that that has not happened in
over a decade Uh, but you could tell
the troll room was disturbed They like they
were talking politics and yelling at each other
because there was no stream to listen to
All of a sudden the troll room turned
into a mess You got baron spud the
mighty who knows everything about everything And he
He was just just hogging the airwaves.
They go nuts.
They do they do they had nothing to
calm them down Nothing to calm them down
Uh, but luckily the stream is back up
and of course we do the show live
every thursday and sunday But there's a lot
of live shows at the no agenda stream
And you can listen to it at trollroom
.io or noagenda.stream or I recommend the
modern podcast apps Uh podcast guru is one
you can check out Um, and what's cool
about podcast guru like some of the others
when we go live you get an announcement
you get Get a little uh a little
alert and then you tap on that and
boom you're listening live And whenever we publish
the show if you can't listen live, although
you should because it's a lot of fun
Uh, you get a notification within 90 seconds
of publishing No, I did that.
I did that keynote at uh At the
national religious broadcasters conference And yeah, you were
the keynoter.
I was I did two keynotes actually two
keynotes two two.
Yes, I did How can that even exist?
Well, they had multiple keynotes.
You know, they it was billed as a
keynote.
It was a keynote I did the future
of radio and the future of podcasting.
What is the future of radio local?
It's all local and it's podcasts That's the
future because podcasting has now finally disrupted radio
and everybody knows it Um, but then I
I showed an example of um, you know,
and there's a lot of broadcasters slash podcasters
there, of course at the conference say have
you ever had this happen to you where
someone goes online or um, or emails you
and says You have an upload you forgot
to upload to apple I said, you know,
that's not actually how it works.
Of course.
Everyone's laughing because they've all heard this Like
yeah My show sometimes doesn't you know doesn't
show up on apple for an hour and
a half or two hours later on spotify
Takes forever and I said that's because you're
not using a modern podcast app.
Tell them to get a better app podcast
apps.com A lot of extra features for
that by the way, which you will enjoy
when you go to podcast apps.com Of
course we uh do this show live but
we also do it value for value Which
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just we have to think about delivering the
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We don't have to Please anybody specifically don't
have to please advertisers or investors Or even
have to worry about people going i'm unsubscribing
From your patreon From your patreon i'm stopping
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Yeah, don't have to worry about getting debanked
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They do websites They do promotions for the
show And a great way to help promote
the show is with artwork that we can
use for each individual episode And of course
the modern podcast apps always show the modern
art Not all the podcast apps do that
in mainstream legacy podcast app land So we
chose dame kenny ben Another fine dutch artist
who did a great A great piece We
talked about the social charcuterie Because that's how
some npr dude was pronouncing a shirt card
for security and this social charcuterie board which
I'm going to presume this is an ai
generated thing.
What do you think?
Do you think that that was done with
photoshop had to be Manipulated I think it
started as ai and I think there was
some tweaking Yeah, I could be wrong.
I mean, it's good.
There's the word social is Hewn out of
cheese And the thing is good Charcuterie also
cheese and perhaps some other sandwich So I
don't know about the green.
I don't know what kind of salami the
green letters were from but it wasn't really
good She actually did two pieces.
Let me see and we went back and
forth about which of the two To the
one that the with the bigger lettering is
the one that will always win Yeah, although
I like the fact that in version two
she had curry and dvorak also spelled out
in uh in in cheese and sandwich meats,
yes Uh, let's see.
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uh, I had some uh technology news for
you Which is just not a clip but
something I need to uh share uh as
I got this from rob the constitutional lawyer
A federal judge in oakland that's right up
the road from you Yeah, I can see
him from here has ruled that families from
various states may proceed with negligence and wrongful
death claims against social media platforms, so this
goes outside of section two uh 20203 section
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Yes The legal theory is that these platforms
purposefully addict minors Leading to compulsive use that
causes mental and physical harm The judge ruled
that section 230 does not protect the platforms
from claims based on this addiction theory It's
very interesting this because you know, you can
claim a lot of damage and all kinds
of stuff And there was some other there's
a new uh, there's another defense Uh, which
uh similar let me see.
Where is this?
uh Well, no, I can't find it.
Of course.
There was a defense for autism.
Well, maybe it's under big pharma.
Let me see um, no Because they're starting
to get interesting Autism Yes, here we go
listen to this this morning newly released court
documents show lawyers for accused killer brian koburger
Argue, he should not have to face the
death penalty at his upcoming trial because of
his autism diagnosis His lawyers claiming koburger's autism
spectrum disorder or asd makes him incapable of
acting in a way that aligns with societal
expectations of normalcy The fear is that people
will take his asd and instead attribute some
sort of guilt or menacing aspect to it
And for that reason the defense believes that
the death penalty should be struck Koburger is
accused of killing four university of idaho students
at this off-campus house in 2022 His
lawyers say koburger's disability has already affected media
coverage and would bias the jury claiming mr
Koburger's facial expressions including his lack of effect
and concentrated stare are already being assigned sinister
meaning by observers The strength of this motion
is predicated on the strength of that diagnosis
and without more information because this motion is
sealed We may not know the full extent
of brian Koburger's asd or how to apply
to this case both prosecutors and the defense
making requests about the upcoming trial Prosecutors want
victims family members allowed in court for the
entire trial while the defense wants lawyers and
witnesses banned from using the words Psychopath and
sociopath no ruling yet on those requests.
So law is getting interesting I'm, pretty sure
we'll soon see.
Uh, well, you know, you transitioned your daughter.
So, you know killed you It's what you
get I found that that case in the
idaho guy because that we know about this
guy has been going on forever this case
He murders four girls and then jumps in
his car and takes off from new york
or wherever he went They caught him somewhere
halfway there Mm-hmm always looked like kind
of a nutball in some way, but I
never This is they just brought this in
out of the blue.
How long was he's always been autistic.
I never noticed it I guess I mean,
it's a it's a wide pretty interesting idea.
It's a wide spectrum It's a wide spectrum.
I'm sure the rob the constitutional lawyer will
weigh in on it And he's also weighed
in on that.
I think you have a clip on this
as well about the supreme court ruling tonight
The supreme court narrowly ruling the trump administration
must pay out nearly two million dollars in
foreign aid the first time the high court
Has weighed in on a trump executive action
in his second term The 5-4 ruling
upholds a district court order that the money
must be paid to non-profit groups for
work already completed on the government's behalf of
course typical Very very Sparse sparse and terse
summary is a lot more it's not much
better here But there's a little more information
on this ntd report The supreme court ruled
today that the trump administration must resume payments
to foreign aid organizations For work, they've already
done the high court's 5-4 decision upholds
an order to release funding for contractors at
the u.s agency for international development also
known as USAid and the state department aid
organizations said in a supreme court filing they
would face quote Extraordinary and irreversible harm if
the funding freeze continues President trump ordered a
90-day pause on all foreign aid on
his first day back in office That says
he and the department of government efficiency or
doge continue to search for and cut what
the white house has called Waste fraud and
abuse in the federal government So it's the
two billion dollars is work that was already
completed.
So there's yeah, there's no argument Not reported
is my not reported clip which actually brings
a little more out than is not generally
reported by the mainstream And more legal updates
on trump's executive actions a judge halts nih
funding cuts and the agriculture department is ordered
to reinstate thousands of workers a federal judge
today blocked the trump administration from cutting federal
grant funding for research at medical schools and
Universities the nationwide injunction came at the request
of 22 democratic state attorneys general and related
groups The trump administration said it was capping
the rate at which it reimbursed research institutions
for indirect costs Such as laboratory space faculty
equipment and infrastructure the cap would be at
15 down from an average of around 28
The national institutes of health said this would
save the government four billion dollars a year
U.s. district judge angel kelly in boston
agreed the nih planned funding cuts were Unlawful
the judge is an appointee of former president
biden In addition, the department of agriculture has
been ordered to temporarily reinstate nearly six thousand
workers Who lost their jobs as part of
president trump's effort to cut the federal workforce
The order from the merit system protection board
blocks the usda from firing probationary employees for
45 days Is this reporter's last name lamas
by any chance because she sounds like she's
got a poop No, the decision was issued
a day after a federal judge blocked trump
from firing board member Kathy harris her term
expires in three years The board has already
halted the firing of six other employees at
the request of the office of special counsel
Trump has sought to fire the watchdog agency's
head hampton dellinger as well Dellinger revealed yesterday
that he had asked the board to halt
the dismissal of thousands of usda employees That
has not been reported you're right None of
it's been reported, but they do they're putting
the kibosh the kibosh on a lot of
this stuff, but on the uh, on the
other uh, the other payments the Stopping the
payments.
First of all, amy comid barrett gave me
conan coney barrett She's the she's the turncoat
They've they've turned on her they've turned on
her The right wing has well they should
She's like, oh well, you know, although she's
probably right actually because the two billion dollars
was work Completed I don't know how they
prove that but But this is how it
works in america.
You have article one congress rights laws defining
judicial Jurisdiction article two the executive is in
charge of paying taxpayer money to contractors Which
does enjoy sovereign jurisdiction and carrying out this
function the article three The judiciary that often
invades these duties under the guise of judicial
review You know, that's we call that checks
and balances in america.
So this is normal They kick it back
to the lower court.
It goes back and forth.
That's just how the system works Yeah, and
so it's not not a big slow things
down, which is the best part Yeah, it
is and and i'll just reiterate something you
said a few shows back we you know
We can laugh about the democrats, but we
really need a strong democrat party Because it
you know things would get out of control
with republicans it could easily happen Could easily
happen and where is my epstein files?
This is very upsetting to me.
I'm very upset.
I want my fb.
I want my only one.
Where's kennedy's files still?
Yeah, I want the jfk files.
I want the epstein files, which now of
course will be redacted to uh, protect national
security How can there be a national security
issue in the epstein files, hmm That's kind
of interesting.
I know what it could be easy.
Okay, give us a clue cia was running
epstein.
Yeah Well, we know that Well, that's national
security.
Let it all come out I don't know
what yeah, they have to do a reset
once in a while.
Let it all come out Yeah, we should
just just let it all hang out They've
got someone at least one person has to
burn over this And maybe that's the issue
who's gonna burn it They don't seem to
want anyone to burn over anything ever.
Is your phone ringing or what am I
hearing?
Is your you're hearing the little chimes the
wind chimes if your wind chimes hanging?
What what is that?
Are you doing percussion on the side while
you're doing the show?
I'm surprised you can hear it Yes, I
can hear the mic.
What is that?
It's this it's this thing It's one of
my noisemakers.
So when you're talking you're just people sent
in so when you're talking you're just stroking
your percussion instruments Yeah, i'm kind of like
blofeld and and the cat Okay, there's another
reference no one gets Uh, and I should
have played there's always some one or two
people that get it and they they say
you know That's that was funny.
I could do this.
Yeah Yeah, let me send a donation in
yeah, oh, okay.
Yeah, that's right.
You're trying your chimes are the big donation
driver I forgot that in this This happened
early this morning today The president is expected
to sign an executive order aimed at dismantling
the department of education This comes as the
trump administration continues to find ways to downsize
the federal government with more details Here's abc's
nicole d'antonio this morning abc news has
learned the trump administration is preparing to dissolve
the department of education as soon as today
Sources say a draft executive order directs education
secretary linda mcmahon to facilitate a department closure
this week The department of education employs more
than 4 000 people spending 251 billion dollars
last year Trump has said he wants to
give education back to the states Oh, i'd
like it to be closed immediately.
Look the department of education is a big
con job It's unclear how secretary mcmahon will
close the department congressional approval is required to
abolish a federal agency Is that true I
thought it was jimmy carter who put this
thing in play with the executive order Let's
double they must have codified it later.
Oh, they must have they must have but
that's a lot of money joke But can
you imagine being linda mcmahon?
We're going to make you we're going to
go through the hearings and everything and you
get to be Oh, are you kidding me?
I bet she loves it.
She's into that wrestling stuff You well, I
guess yeah, why not?
You know, okay.
I get to be secretary of education last
secretary of education Yeah, and I can see
where she would like that Let me see,
uh originated, you know, she knew in advance
that that was going to happen.
Obviously This is interesting The united states department
of education is a cabinet level department of
the united states government originating in 1867 As
part of the department of the department was
in the either commerce or some other it
was inside another department It was not a
separate cabinet member.
It was not a separate Entity.
Yes, and it was carter that made that
pulled it out and made it separate.
Well, hold on I'll read from the book
of knowledge In its current form the department
began operating on may 4th 1980 There you
are having been created after the department of
health education and welfare That's where it came
from was split into the department of education
and department of health and human services by
the department of education organization act Which jimmy
carter signed into law?
So it was an act of congress So
so there so you don't know what you're
talking about misinformation Okay, they split it off
from hh What's now hhs that we used
to be called something else.
Yeah But carter was behind it.
Yeah.
Okay, but it wasn't executive order.
It was a it was an act It
was all an act.
I don't know what i'm talking about You're
spreading lies.
You're spreading lies.
No, it's going to create that mcmahon effect.
What does that call the The man gellman
big man effect the ed man gellman effect.
Oh The man gellman amnesia to be exact.
Yeah, I know you just forgot I forgot
because I have I had ed mcmahon amnesia
Well, I do see on my quad screen
now.
I do see teachers yelling at the camera.
So I I guess something's happened But that's
right.
You have a screen in your studio.
I can't really monitoring Yeah, I can't really
see it because I I need my glasses
But if I wear my glasses, I can't
see the screen in front of me the
the the you know the control panel of
the whole show Ah, you know without the
control panel the whole show.
There's no show So here is possibly the
most fun clip.
Uh that we we both talked about and
I said I got it.
I got it I got it.
I'll play it but it's really it's a
clip for both of us.
We both saw it.
This is a democrat representative sydney camlager dove
Who for some reason just let the truth
come out?
You don't care about this country and that
is unacceptable If you claim to be the
president of the united states, so we are
here.
We are not going anywhere We are going
to continue to fight back and we are
going to continue to speak lies to his
truth To his stealing and to his cheating.
Thank you Oh, thank you.
No, thank you.
Seriously.
Thank you How how can you get it
so messed up We're gonna speak lies to
his true lies to his truth I tell
you it's amazing and there's never been a
Did she apologize or correct herself?
I don't know.
There's never been a follow-up clip that
keeps me going around I have other things
to do with my life than see if
she corrected herself, but someone on the spot
should have said hey, hey You say it
wrong.
I know the little crowd around her clapping.
They didn't even pay attention Uh, let's see,
uh, I have um Well, you know since
you played a stephen a smith clip You
know, he's my favorite sports sports ball guy
Yeah, sure.
Yeah I I like it now.
He is he still on espn or is
he gone?
He's gone, right?
Is he doing I think he's the independent
now?
He comes and goes he's not Persona non
grata.
He's doing a podcast.
He's doing a podcast.
Yeah, he's doing a podcast.
Yeah, which is what you do Um, so
he was on the view And you know,
there's this ongoing like it trump doesn't have
a mandate.
It was one percent It doesn't have a
mandate for anything new mandate And uh, there's
stephen a smith.
He's making a name for himself.
He's going out there and he's uh, He's
owning the libs his own people.
It's only been in office for six weeks
seems like six years, doesn't it?
And he's been going around with his cronies
touting his so-called landslide landslide and blowout
win But he won the popular vote by
1.5 percent One of the smallest ever
and he won the general election by less
than 50.
So what kind of mandate is this really?
It is a mandate and i'm going to
explain why and I don't mind the question,
but let me be very clear I'm, no
supporter of trump.
I'm a supporter of truth and the fact
and here's the facts the man won every
swing state He increased in terms of his
vote the voter turnout in his favor from
the standpoint of blacks Latinos and young voters.
He increased his numbers in that regard from
2020 89 percent of the counties shifted to
the right That's a mandate.
We can sit up there and play around
all we want to in 2020 They didn't
trump didn't win the popular vote.
He didn't win the electoral college vote a
matter of fact The republicans had won the
the popular vote if I remember 2004 But
they did this year.
So 20 years after they last won a
popular vote.
They won the popular vote They won the
electoral college vote the man won every swing
state and on top of it all 89
of the counties shifted I don't understand how
people can look at that and say there's
no mandate.
There's a mandate What's a different definition of
a mandate?
But the problem is is that if you're
the democratic party and you lost 49.8
percent to 48.3 percent And you're looking
at that 1.5 percent That's an excuse
for you to say what we did really
wasn't that bad we should continue to do
that No, don't continue to find a new
strategy now if the democrat party was smart
They would promote this guy as the the
joe rogan of the left He doesn't have
the views on on youtube yet.
He's in the low Like hundred thousand Kind
of per per episode.
No, no They can't do that, why not
he's he's he's his message is all negative
no It's a negative Slams the democrats left
and right he's worse.
Yeah, you need this.
You need this.
This is how it starts and then I'm,
let's say i'm a democrat.
Let's say i'm not but let's say I
am I'm a unaffiliated for anyone wants to
know, uh, but let's say i'm a democrat
strategist right now I'm thinking no i'm thinking
exactly what he said, which is they only
trumped only one by a little bit, you
know It could have gone either way and
we don't need some guy in there slamming
us telling us how bad we are We
want some guy I have an idea.
There's a group called the Midas touch These
guys will do the job.
They're going to promote us properly They're not
going to say anything bad about us.
They're not going to say we're a bunch
of bonehead idiots Uh, that's what they want.
You know what we are the stupidest two
guys on the planet Here we are For
over 17 years looking for an exit strategy
We know how to do this We can
be the joe rogan of the left We
could do if we wanted.
Yeah, let's let's practice How do we do
it right and we'd be big phonies?
How do we do it?
Well, let's practice.
I mean we need to practice we need
to pick a topic So, uh, I can't
believe that holman That guy he is rousting
children right out of their school benches He
is separating families separating.
I he's putting kids in cages.
This is have you seen that guy?
Like a moron It's mumbling and bumbling what
he's horrible looking is the worst in the
world.
And did you yeah that guy?
Did you see that?
No good.
Did you see that speech by that orange
headed freak?
Did you see what he did?
He politicized a kid with brain cancer, it
was unbelievable I mean cold-blooded how low
blooded how low can you go?
Cold-blooded he got no heart And then
he had the audacity when you had a
long-term sitting democrat Representative of the people
of the great state of texas where I
live in houston It was a great singer
al green He He's a great singer And
he's also a representative And he had and
he he had the sergeant at arms.
That's a military position a sergeant at arms
Forcefully take him out and I thought he
was going to take out nancy pelosi They
were looking at nancy like you're next nancy.
It was who stepped in it.
They goose stepped in you see kyle They
were doing it anything but short of beating
him up on the right in front of
everybody else and hold him out of there
And the audacity unceremoniously, I might add completely
without ceremony And then he had the audacity
to make that south african big ball loving
On the spectrum crazy freak who's all over
our social security records Your medical the real
president, yes, we all know we all know
They had the audacity to put him to
shine the spotlight on him.
And did you see that goofy look?
He's they're like, yeah, i'm getting all your
records.
I'm gonna make grok that much better John
i'm thinking we can do this It's it's
worth considering Well, it's something that people would
there's a group of people that we don't
that don't listen to our show normally We
don't get a lot of hate listeners, but
maybe if we can get the troll room
to play along with us You know so
they can see we have an audience.
You have the whole thing staged.
Yes, right And except we just have to
get some advertisers and we're doing on a
youtube live Yeah with cans on our head,
yeah, well we have to do video if
we don't do video it won't work But
yeah, I agree maybe yeah, so we have
to do video We'll make you we'll put
a cheesecloth in front of the lens for
you You know just to soften it up
a little bit Like like the old actors
or vaseline that works lean on the lens
just smear the lens I'll be looking good
And you know and we'll share some of
the love with the trolls.
We'll have a fun for the trolls And
we'll give them all t-shirts and tote
bags paid everybody.
Everybody gets paid rent a crowd rent a
troll crowd I'm, you know, i'm i'm only
half-heartedly laughing about this.
I mean it would be a refreshing change
It would be refreshing yeah, it would give
us some acting chops.
Yeah, think think about it We get it.
Yes, we can go for an award.
Oh, and then we can bring in hollywood
people because they'll come then Like yeah, that's
true.
We don't have we have like one lone
hollywood guy Two actually we had maybe three
we have about three hollywood guys total and
I get out of Thousands I can bring
in the sparkle clergy, you know, because adam's
a christian, but he loves lgbtq I mean
we we can really we can we can
broaden the horizons on this thing Yeah, and
you can do the gay thing If it's
enough money i'll do the gay thing John
I can't believe what that orange man did
again.
Oh, and we can do tiktoks Well, we
already do tiktok.
Oh, you mean be on tiktok?
Yeah, we gotta be on you gotta promote
it We need uh, we need followers man.
We need followers.
I can turn the tech grouch into a
liberal Oh, man can do the tech grouch
liberal.
How would he sound?
I don't know.
Yeah, he sounds like this.
Okay.
Well, there you go.
I don't know That just blew the whole
bit blew the whole bit It's worth Considering
it's worth considering think about think about the
money if we get the donations stay at
this low level We're gonna have to do
going to ads.
We're going to ads and we're going to
become libs ads and liberals We need a
good ad.
We need like the liberals sellouts.
We're gonna be we need a good name
We need a good name for ourselves.
We need uh, the lib joes Ha ha
ha Boom he's got it.
Hey everybody.
Welcome to the lib joe show.
That's right.
I'm lib.
He's joe together We're the lib joes and
today we are mad.
We are just hopping mad You know why
because black people don't get treated fairly by
this president.
He's a racist He's a racist.
The only african he likes is the south
african We can do this.
We can so do this.
Oh, oh, oh wait, we gotta up talk
Oh, that's hard now we can do it
I think we can i'm not absolutely sure.
Hey, but I think we can talk like
this.
Did you want it?
Did you watch the state of the union?
I did and how about this?
Uh, let me think.
Oh, yeah, we got a little vocal flap.
Yeah, let me think about this Or the
mad blibs we could be the mad blibs
now, there's a call back that might be
even better Yeah The mad libs, so let's
get off this track and play a clip.
Okay.
All right I want to play this fema
-funded fiasco wtf clip.
Oh, I love the alliteration All right A
new york federal judge has denied the city
of new york's request to order the trump
administration to immediately return over 80 million dollars
in fema funds.
The judge says the city failed to show
it would suffer irreparable harm U.S. district
court judge jennifer jordan reardon made a quick
decision from the bench after an hour of
oral arguments She said although the city may
experience some harm It could try other avenues
to get the money back while its lawsuit
against the federal government plays out The money
approved by the federal emergency management agency or
fema was to reimburse the city for costs
It incurred in managing the immigrant crisis The
city said the trump administration removed the money
from the new york city's bank account after
elon musk accused the city of using 50
million dollars of taxpayer funds to house illegal
immigrants in luxury hotels luxury The city denied
that it was using the funds illegally and
said it wasn't a compliance issue But rather
an issue of the administration not wanting the
funds to be used for certain programs Hmm.
Okay.
Here's what why this is a wtf clip
Have we resolved you we have the media
saying oh fema never paid for immigrants at
fema because during the north carolina fiasco if
you recall Oh now fema all the money.
We don't have any money left because we
gave it to immigrants and wait a minute
You had money left.
No, we didn't have we did we didn't
we did we didn't it's money was fema
money wasn't fema money Just this this is
confusing me Was this money fema money federal
emergency management Administration money to pay for the
hotel.
I think new york argued there was and
they deserved it.
I mean what I don't get it I'm,
so confused That's that should be your your
tagline on our new show i'm so confused
I'm, i'm gonna talk like i've marbled her
my marsh Um, well I heard the president
say it was 22 billion dollars, uh That
ultimately had gone from usaid into all of
not just fema funds, but into all of
this for irregular migration But I still can't
get over the fact that they're calling the
roosevelt hotel a luxury hotel I I always
I always get stuck on that one.
That's always hard for me Yeah, it's never
been the the sad thing is I got
a luxury hotel.
I got a note from uh, some producers
in western north carolina Those people are still
completely screwed.
It's like they're not on the news.
No one cares about them They're still intense.
They got no houses.
There's nothing being done I think It would
be a good idea for those of you
in government circles who listen to this podcast.
You know who you are The president should
maybe make a visit Because they need something
some they need real help they have been
ignored You know and maybe because it's a
you know, kind of a liberal part of
the country But it is it is despicable
while we're all arguing over stuff.
There are actual americans still living in tents
You know completely lost everything There's probably still
bodies strewn about the hillside And they need
help they really do uh Western north carolina
right in let me know.
Let me know.
What what uh, what are you seeing?
What's uh, what's happening boots on the ground?
We need to expose some of this because
it's it's really bothering me You know It's
like it was it got politicized right away
Uh with the governor lieutenant right off the
tracks.
Yeah, and then you know something else happens
squirrel This is our problem.
This is the problem.
This is a real problem with our our
messaging system in america is You know, it's
like oh, okay.
We're gonna pay attention to you for five
seconds and we'll toss you a bone You
know everybody was helping out and I I
know there's still people helping out But we
these people need help and they're real americans.
They're people who are being ignored By all
parts of the government as far as i'm
concerned I hate to say okay.
What's what's your part in czar clip?
And let's move on Let's move on from
the americans intent and let's go to something
else.
Yes Yeah, the pardons are what this is
about.
This is a black guy on tiktok talking
about this woman This is a woman that
trump pardoned in his first term And so
he's revisited her.
She was the one I think that was
It wasn't diddy.
It was uh, who's uh, kanye?
Or Kim kardashian and kim kardashian.
They insisted this woman get pardoned They went
into the visit of the white house and
trump looked it over says.
Yeah for sure pardoned her brought her back
in This term and made her the pardons
are according to this guy here and this
got no play whatsoever Everyone says oh, it's
just exploiting her.
So donald trump just pardoned a black woman
a real black woman I went to defend
him and then he turned around and said
you're now in charge of who gets Alice
johnson spent 22 years in prison 22 years.
She had another 22 years left.
Can you believe it?
You've been an inspiration to people And we're
going to be uh listening to your recommendation
on pardons You're going to go over and
you're going to be you're going to she's
going to be my pardon czar Okay And
you're going to find people just like you
that Should not this should not have happened
So you mean to tell me a person
that's been mistreated by the justice system really
mistreated by the justice system Now gets to
go look at other people who possibly have
been mistreated by the same justice system And
recommend them for pardons Well, I can tell
you that uh alice, uh is uh is
There's friends of mine are in contact with
her actually With the pardon czar Oh, really?
Yes, you know our buddy who's uh, who
said to go to the the slammer the
big house Yeah, they're uh, you know, she's
apparently looking at his case So wow, well
she's taking it seriously then.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Well, I mean there's a lot of cases
of people who got wrapped up in things
and other scams medicare Let's say uh thrown
in the slammer For no for reasons that
are dubious I guess And you get out
and then you're given this job And you
really there's not a lot of other things
you can do and you're going to get
paid probably probably well Yeah, you might take
it quite seriously and become a maniac about
it.
Yeah.
Well Which is good.
Yeah, we're all doing videos We're all doing
tick tocks Pardon him, please pardon him Hmm
wouldn't it be fun if her first name
was dolly that would be best I could
be dolly pardon dolly pardon I
don't care what you say, but you never
get that kind of top shelf comedy gold
anywhere else except on your no agenda show
ladies and gentlemen Uh, and now as we
await Anxiously await john's tip for today, which
is the highlight of every single episode of
the no agenda show Which is created created
by dana brunetti, uh hollywood, uh bigwig Of
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We have an overview of our meetups We
do have two nights to bring up onto
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and he has a birthday call out donation
to a smoking hot wife cherish Happy birthday
um Something uh, oh he used the chin
when hung cream On her because she got
a bad burn in the kitchen and it
worked like a champ, you know When I
was in uh in dallas at the nrb
Yeah, this is this is really dumb.
But so I had the it's 8 a
.m i'm getting ready to have the keynote
at 9 and i'd This is this is
gonna sound really stupid, but it did happen
And i'd filled up my vape And and
when you fill up the vape you take
off the top and so so you can
uh, put the the vape juice in But
the coil is exposed and i'm kind of
like i'm gonna have a little toke on
my vape And so I hit the the
button so the coil gets hot And of
course the top's no longer on so the
coil go the the the red hot coil
goes against my top lip Ow, and i'm
like just before a speech.
Yes.
I'm like, oh my god.
I'm gonna have this huge blistering lip And
I oh no, this is like the worst
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immediately uh go for my uh I always
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I do chinese Yeah, herbal cream Yes I
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have all kinds of goodies in my kit.
I'll bet and uh, and so I put
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no swelling.
No mark.
No nothing And I was like wow It
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You need some in your home.
You need some when you're on the road
You know someone spills hot coffee on you
in the plane anything can happen you want
this stuff with you Ching one home They
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Yeah, they're cheap chinese guys, you know John
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He came in with a hundred bucks Uh,
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Who's got a birthday 55 years old on
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That might be a good thing to celebrate
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We have ordered them adam Can you give
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our last name?
helfst My kids get a kick out of
hearing john trying to pronounce our last name.
He gets better every time helfst I'm, not
sure.
I have any insight on helfst.
It does sound like a dutch name, but
probably it means half So you got the
half the half you got the half you
got half, I don't know helfs I have
no idea.
Where are my dutch trolls?
No idea.
I'll look into it for you Meanwhile back
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Yes.
Well, no, he says it's interesting Will future
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always like a party those meetups people love
the meetup so much they love going to
the meetups There's a meetup coming up.
So we hope you can get this meetup
It's called get get out of the hill
country meetup.
It's in round rock.
That's that's like a two-hour drive I
don't know if i'm gonna make that one
on a friday afternoon But we appreciate the
fact that people are getting together and doing
meetups.
I I will say Uh, the keeper and
I have plans to go to washington dc
this year.
We want to go see the dc When
are the cherry blossoms out?
Is that coming up?
Is that april may one of the cherry
blossoms out?
Do you know?
I don't know because that's when dc is
beautiful So we want to meet all the
spooks in dc So details to follow obviously,
uh before we get to the overview of
meetups taking place today and the next couple
of days Here's a report from the central
jersey meetup with sir.
Daniels This is sir r daniels coming at
you from 3br distillery in keyport, new jersey
where we drink We're the central jersey meetup
and we drink and we know things apocalypse
Or season of reveal, this is dave and
I am making the strange jumps of a
cornered cat This is j i'm here with
my efficient human resource nick who's about to
be a dude named ben in the morning
This is nick the said efficient human resource,
uh here with j and dave squared.
It's my first meetup Uh, and uh, we're
all getting jitty in jersey wondering when's our
dough checks coming in?
This is dave I got nothing better to
say than just thank you for your courage
in the morning In the morning fisting nuts
at 3br.
This is kelly This is karaoke and I
am still searching for epstein's files.
This is sir.
Nobody of the 3d printer.
Okay, let's just drink some more In the
morning I always fun at those meetups you
can tell send more reports people There's a
meetup taking place today the 805 rooftop meetup.
It's underway in golita at the hgi rooftop
in california The northern wake publica slave gathering
kicks off in a few hours at saints
and scholars in raleigh, north carolina The orlando
florida supper time meetup also in a few
hours at 6 30 at hourglass brewing at
hourglass district in orlando um The tilburg meetup
is under well probably over by now in
the netherlands at beer cafe kodinsky They always
send a good report from tilburg the netherlands
Saturday no mutton just meet up noon mountain
time at antelope ridge meadery in colorado springs,
colorado The north carolina triad meetup new location
though two o'clock at the red oak
brewery in wits at north carolina That's on
saturday also on saturday The treasure valley meetup
at three o'clock at the heritage social
club at garden city Ohio and on sunday
our next show day the black hills no
agenda meetup at three o'clock at crow
peak brewing in spearfish South dakota definitely attend
one of these meetups if they're near you
and you know what if there isn't one
near you We have a handy website and
you can go to noagenda meetups.com and
find out if there is a meetup near
you Guess what if there isn't one all
the tools are there for you to start
one and advertise one year Everybody
feels the same It's like a body and
before we get to our end of show
iso choice off We have a make good
here from sir.
Cascadia He says could I get a goat
karma makeup for thursday or sunday if it's
not too late?
No biggie if you can't fit it in
but I feel douchey about pointing this out
However, I really like the jingle and I
can utilize it best regards.
Love the show sir.
Cascadia.
Of course we can You've got Karma, sorry
about that Clearly missed that so we're happy
to Make that up.
Well, i've been Lacking so sorely on these
isos.
I'll just go first with my two I
mean what difference does it make at this
point?
You've got some some well of unknown depth
of great isos.
It's just you're knocking it out of the
park So here's what I have.
I have these two damn man Hmm, okay,
that's a flat and here's the other one.
I just love it Almost usable almost usable.
Okay.
So what do we what are we really
going to use then?
Well, we got a couple We got Uh,
I think this is beat.
Oh man, try and beat that for a
show.
Oh Oh Or that one already kills mine
and now you probably have a better one
The best these guys are the best of
the best.
Nah I don't even know which one to
choose.
Let me try.
Oh man, try and beat that for a
show That's pretty good.
These guys are the best of the best
I like using this one because we can
use that when we turn into the mad
libs.
I think that would be That would be
very usable.
All right, everybody.
That's what we use for end of show.
I said, but right now it's time for
john's tip of the day You and me
And sometimes at home created by daniel brunetti
Okay, so I This is screwball tip, but
it's a good tip Uh when you buy
eggs the eggs are starting to come back
on the market a little bit not really
in any extreme Uh amount but they're out
there I am going to recommend I told
mimi said what do you have for tip
of the day?
I'm going to recommend jumbo Of all the
things mimi calls you up and says what
are you doing for tip of the day?
I got a check to make sure you're
doing a good job there really Oh, that's
interesting.
Well, I like the cheese jumbo.
Okay, let me get back to it jumbo
eggs When you see the there's all these
different eggs that are double a whatever they
did their sizes they have medium large extra
large and there's an egg called jumbo Now
jumbo eggs are interesting because besides being huge
Like an extra minute to cook if you're
going to hard boil them is that they're
rare Because jumbo eggs it indicates the chicken
is done for These are chickens when they
start producing jumbo eggs, and sometimes you get
double yolks on the jumbo egg The chickens
you have to be cold because the chickens
are making the eggs are too big Hmm
The chicken will get egg bound and probably
have to be put down and there's nothing
worse than an egg bound chicken Because it's
a suffering way to go.
It's the worst And so you end up
with uh, so when you see jumbo eggs,
which you won't find a lot But when
you see them buy jumbo eggs, they cost
maybe I don't know maybe a dollar more
but there's like Twice as much egg per
egg.
And so my recommendation of all things in
my tip of the day is buy Jumbo
eggs when you see them, I will back
you up Tina has been buying jumbo eggs.
Not the ones, uh from costco.
Those are just regular size, but the jumbo
eggs It's more egg for the money Yes,
and it's the end of the chicken's life
You're not going to have the poor chicken
that lays the jumbo eggs or not.
They're done for so You can always go
for the emu egg I think the emu
egg is still it is the way to
go and that everybody is your tip of
the day Find it at tipoftheday.net noagendafund
.com By
the way before you end everything I want
to mention to the no agenda fund group
that puts together the tip of the day
and puts it on their website that the
the sandwich I recommended some Shows ago was
from burger king not from jack in the
box.
Oh, well, what a canard please correct Yes,
and before we go into our end of
show tune Have you seen the latest iteration
of the daniel brunetti and uh, scaramanga movie
trailer?
007 stuff.
Yeah It's gotten pretty good.
I'm jesus is getting there But the voices
are no good and you're way too handsome
in that that is just fake news I
think this no, I think it's okay.
It looks good.
I don't think so.
I look like that's exactly what I look
like We'll soon know on the mad lib
show everybody the new rogan of the left
get it anywhere you watch videos All right,
can't wait for it.
It's gonna be fantastic End of show mixes
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Are you ready?
Yes, I am they say there's something wrong
with our president I'll let you know if
there's something wrong.
Okay, grab me sir I will only grab
you if I need you It's true Grab
me sir I may grab you so fast
I want them to love their president.
I did this big thing when you see
a little kid running around saying call 9
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great immune system Grab me sir I may
grab you so fast How about a piece
of your immune system?
Thank you very much jim I will only
grab you if I need you.
There was only one person that died It's
true But I call my wife and I
say you're fired get out, right, you know,
I mean basically If you really want to
reform the government, you need to go full
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Cutting social security is politically sensitive and he
knows they're trying to conflate the two Trying
to trick the dumb listeners Oh
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