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Somebody else is spiking our ball.
Adam Curry, John C.
Dvorak.
It's Sunday, October 12th, 2025.
This is your award-winning Kimmel Nation Media
Assassination Episode 1807.
This is no agenda.
Watching the Northeastern Pan.
Broadcasting live from the heart of the Texas
Hill Country here in FEMA Region Number 6.
In the morning, everybody.
I'm Adam Curry.
Man from Northern Silicon Valley.
Where everybody remarks that these guys are always
working on holiday weekends.
I'm John C.
Dvorak.
In the morning.
Well, yes, we do.
Pretty much.
We've been doing that for a long time.
That's what we do.
Although, is it now still Columbus Day?
Are we allowed to say Columbus Day anymore?
No, Trump just signed an executive order.
It's Columbus Day.
Oh, he did?
Oh, this is good.
I didn't know that.
Does that override the previous Indigenous Peoples Day?
Well, a number of states, like Oregon, have
protested.
We don't care.
Say what you want.
Oh, goodness.
It's not a law.
No, it's just a proclamation.
Or did he say, hereby, I tell you,
you've got to say this.
Is that some kind of executive order?
Yeah, I didn't read it.
Well, here we are.
He's going for the Italian vote.
Hey, where's the Italian donations?
Yeah, where are the Italian?
How many donations have we ever gotten out
of Italy?
I would say zero.
There are people that speak English and listen
to the show.
Where's our donation from Padua?
I can't remember.
Honestly, I can't remember a single Italian donation.
Rome?
Nothing.
No, especially not from Rome.
No, no.
You know, that's interesting.
But I don't know.
I'd have to look at some stats somewhere
to see if Italy shows up on the
maps.
I can look, and I've never seen an
Italian donation.
You have stats?
You have stats?
Yeah, I got a countrywide.
For PayPal, they have a country.
Where the money comes from, what country?
Okay, from the country.
But you can't tell where people are listening
or where there's downloads.
We don't know if it's even listening.
No, well, if they send money, and I
assume they're listening.
Well, yes.
So I don't think...
Which would be great.
I don't think we have any stats of
Italians listening or donating, unfortunately.
Hey, I got to tell you.
First of all, how are you, John?
How's everything?
You sound great today.
What note did you get now?
No, no.
This is from all the notes I got.
I concur.
You are rude to John C.
DeVore.
Okay, all right.
I'm turning over a new leaf.
It's so good to hear your voice.
It's wonderful to have you as my podcast
partner.
I see.
Immediately, you're like, something's wrong with Adam.
This can't be right.
What's going on?
This is not typical.
Are you okay?
Yeah.
I got a fever.
We had...
Exactly.
We had the best Fredericksburg meetup yet.
Oh, you had a meetup?
Oh, man.
It was packed.
I mean, it was...
Okay.
Twice as many.
Good, that'll make the donation segment longer.
We have...
Yes, quite long, in fact.
We have several instant nights, secretary generals.
This was, of course...
We'll go through that in the donation segment.
But I just want to say, it was
a J6 or Jenny's place.
Who was not there.
She had some retreat, I think, in Pennsylvania.
But that's the 1776 bar, full moon, bed
and breakfast, in Fredericksburg, Lukenbach Road.
Matt and Gail Long did a fantastic job
setting it up.
And I'm going to forget, there were so
many people there.
But the luminaries were out in force.
First of all, lots of trapped babies, tons
of them.
Just all kinds of toddlers walking around, newborns.
It was wonderful to see that.
Sir Mark, our documentarian, stopped by.
Of course, dirty Jersey whore.
All of a sudden, Sir Patrick Coble, Duke
of the South, shows up.
Well, I just flew in for the meetup.
No, somebody's got to check in.
Yeah.
Rob the constitutional lawyer, Sir Brian with an
eye, Baron Scott.
But really, what I loved the most was
all the Gen Zers.
Who all had...
I'm sorry, what?
All the Gen Zers.
A lot of them.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, the Gen Zers came out full force,
married, you know, in mid-20s, married, some
expecting kids, some already with kids.
It was like, wow, this is really good.
And they all had something to say.
And the first thing they said is, I
love John's Noisemakers.
They're just so non-interruptive.
They're just great.
They all said, yeah, you're right.
There's a lot of idiots in our group.
But we feel that 60% is...
Well, here's what I'm learning.
They really...
Did you get the bonus clips, by the
way?
I did.
They really enjoy the show because they feel...
I hope so.
They wouldn't show up at a meetup.
Well, but this is the point.
And some people came from...
Some people drove from Colorado.
I mean, this was an amazing group.
And the Gen Zers, they all say, hey,
you know, I get it.
I get it that we look kind of
like morons.
But the majority of us, and I think
kind of the consensus was 60%, you know,
we're on board with what you're saying.
We're really just looking for good information.
And we seem to be finding it with
you two old boomers, which is important.
I think we need to realize and recognize
that we can educate this entire generation.
That's what we're doing.
Well, yeah, but we need to focus on
it.
Maybe back off a little bit on the
tape measures and Florida ounces.
No, I don't think so.
I don't want to alienate them too much.
No, that doesn't alienate them.
Because the ones who know better go, yeah,
these other kids are dumb.
I'm the smart one.
Yeah, but I want to...
Okay, I thought we'd focus on positive stuff.
But okay, let's turn them against their peers.
Yeah, let's turn them against their peers.
Good idea.
And what was really interesting is when they
say to you, just so you know, I
was in high school during COVID.
So, you know, things happen to this group.
And I think a lot of this group
completely, you know, we lost a lot of
them in essence.
But, you know, they say easy times make
weak men.
Weak men make hard times.
Hard times make hard men.
I think this is the group.
I think this is the new, the men
and their women who are ready to take
stuff on.
I had a real good feeling about it.
It actually, it encouraged me a lot.
I'm like, you know, I'm loving doing the
show.
Four more years for sure.
So you guys hit 25.
Well, it didn't take much.
Moaning and groaning, you meet two kids.
Next thing you know, okay, let's do a
show.
Hey, I see a life ahead of us.
You know, it's not like we're dying with
the rest of the boomer crowd.
But what I realized is that.
Oh, you mean like the people in Portland
singing there?
That's my land is your land.
Whatever.
So, you know, a lot of people are
trying to pick up the gaping hole that
Charlie Kirk left in school campuses.
So we've got Crowder going, you know, to
campuses.
Again, I guess I don't know if I
know exactly what he did differently, but I
guess he's on campuses and, you know, prove
me wrong.
But he did the prove me wrong thing
right at the beginning.
And then I think somebody punched him.
Something happened.
He stopped doing it.
Well, you know, he had terrorists from Switzerland
coming to kill him.
So, oh, yeah, that's right.
He had, yeah, Yemeni terrorists from going through
Switzerland to get to him.
Yeah.
Okay.
That's right.
I forgot.
And so what these Gen Zers also told
me was, you know, you have to remember,
we didn't we didn't go through 9-11.
We really were too young, even for the
Great Recession of 2008.
They said we had no Vietnam.
We got no Iraq war.
We got no 9-11.
We got COVID.
And, you know, so now we got Israel,
which was kind of eye opening.
He's like, well, we got this enemy that
we're being told is the problem.
And we're being told about it online.
And so I'm watching Glenn Beck, who's now
I don't know what he was thinking.
But he's now going to school campuses with
his chalkboard, you know, his, the great big
chalkboard.
It always ends up with Soros over there
somewhere in the corner.
Yeah.
And and so they're these Gen Zers are
coming up to him.
I mean, this is pretty much almost alpha
now, but I'll just call them the younger
Gen Z.
And they are, on one hand, right.
But I mean, there's this little clip.
And Beck was he was dumbfounded.
He didn't know what to say.
He was like, uh, he had it was
almost getting booed off stage.
He really did not know how to handle
it, which I think is a huge mistake
that he thought, oh, I'll just go in
and do a Charlie dip.
No, no, it's not that easy.
And granted, I didn't see the whole thing.
But listen to these these these kids, in
particular, the last one, because that's the one
that really made me go, oh, we have
some work to do.
I have a question.
Why is there this societal taboo around criticisms
of Israel?
For example, APEC doesn't have to register as
a foreign lobby, but like the Australia lobby
does.
And that should be changed.
You're talking about one thing they don't teach
in school.
They don't teach about the U.S.S.
Liberty, where Israel really came looping American ship
because they want us to get in their
war with Egypt.
I mean, fair enough.
Fair enough here.
You know, and this I just hear the
podcast talking.
But this next bit was astounding.
Yeah, this is you're right.
Oh, yeah, that's great.
Yes, by the way, U.S.S. Liberty,
fair point.
You know, that really has not been disclosed.
It's never been fully explained.
No, it has not been.
And they don't teach in school.
I mean, I'm just saying.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Israel has an overwhelming lobby over the United
States government, and we have unconditionally supported them.
We have fought their wars in the Middle
East.
Bibi Netanyahu came to our Congress in the
90s, told us a list of countries that
we need to take out somewhere.
Syria, Iraq, Iran, Libya, et cetera.
Through those wars, we have lost trillions of
dollars.
We have lost American servicemen.
OK, when I heard that, I'm like, hold
on a second.
Bibi Netanyahu came to Congress in the 90s
and said, we've got to take out seven
countries in five years.
So excuse me, Gen Z, I don't know
where you pick this one up because you
got part of it right.
But let us have the actual guy explain
it to you.
And this is this is our this is
our fault because we've done this so many
times.
We forget.
Oh, there's kids who were in high school
during covid.
So there's a whole new generation.
This happened in the early 2000s.
It does refer back to and I'm going
to play the long version does refer back
to 1990.
This was General Wesley Clark, who talked about
the seven countries in five years.
Be very open your ears to how this
actually went down, because Bibi Netanyahu was not
a part of it.
And then I came back to the Pentagon
about six weeks later.
I saw the same officer.
I said, why?
Why haven't we attacked Iraq?
We're still going to attack Iraq.
He said, oh, sorry.
He says it's worse than that.
He pulled up a piece of paper off
his desk.
He said, I just got this memo from
the Secretary of Defense's office.
It says we're going to attack and destroy
the governments in seven countries in five years.
We're going to start with Iraq and then
we're going to move to Syria, Lebanon, Libya,
Somalia, Sudan and Iran.
I seven seven countries in five years.
I said, is that a classified memo?
He said, yes, sir.
I said, well, don't show it to me.
He was about to show it to me
because I want to talk about it.
And I couldn't believe it would really be
true.
But that's actually what happened.
These people took control of the policy in
the United States.
And I realized then it came back to
me a 1991 meeting I had with Paul
Wolfowitz.
You know, in 2001, he was deputy secretary
of defense.
But in 1991, he was the undersecretary of
defense for policy.
It's the number three position in the Pentagon.
So I called him up there.
He was available and he brought me in.
And I said to Paul, I said, and
this is 1991.
I said, Mr. Secretary, you must be pretty
happy with the performance of the troops in
Desert Storm.
And he said, well, yeah, he said, but
but not really, he said, because the truth
is we should have gotten rid of Saddam
Hussein and we didn't.
He said, but one thing we did learn,
he said, we learned that we can use
our military in the region in the Middle
East and the Soviets won't stop us.
He said, and we've got about five or
ten years to clean up those old Soviet
client regimes, Syria, Iran, Iraq, before the next
great superpower comes on to challenge us.
It was a pretty stunning thing.
I mean, the purpose of the military is
to start wars and change governments.
It's not to sort of deter conflict.
We're going to invade countries.
And, you know, my mind was spinning.
This country was taken over by a group
of people with a policy coup, Wolfowitz and
Cheney and Rumsfeld and you could name a
half dozen other collaborators from the Project for
a New American Century.
They wanted us to destabilize the Middle East,
turn it upside down, make it under our
control.
And that's the point.
It wasn't Bibi Netanyahu.
It was neocons.
Go look up the Project for a New
American Century.
Dick Cheney, not a Jew, who at the
time would probably rip your heart out of
your chest and eat it right in front
of you.
That's the kind of guy he was.
Our State Department still is.
Our State Department was set up.
He supported terrorists, by the way.
Yes, this was a deliberate setup so that
we, and in fact, this was not for
Israel.
Israel actually sent a lot of official notices
saying, please don't invade Iraq.
So this was not at behest of Israel
or Bibi Netanyahu.
This was at the behest of oil companies,
mainly the Bushes.
And that's how that went down.
So I just want to make sure we
get the facts straight.
And you know what?
And Beck stood there with his mouth open
as if he'd never even heard this clip.
It was astounding.
No, pack up the blackboard and go home.
The blackboard should have been retired.
Yeah, kids don't want to see a blackboard.
They don't want to see that.
They don't even know how it works.
And there it is.
We love you.
How is he making those white lines on
that thing?
What the hell?
What is that device?
What is that?
How is that?
Wow.
How do I swipe?
And then he erases it.
How do I swipe to the next screen?
I don't understand at all.
However, the Gen Z thing, and we should
be on the lookout for it here because
it's so far, it's been very successful in
Morocco and Madagascar.
This is getting interesting.
Before you leave the Israel thing, you brought
me into the point where I could play
these bonus clips.
Oh, there's tons of stuff about Israel, obviously.
Sure.
What's your bonus?
Oh, you got some morning show stuff as
well?
Yeah, I got that.
But I have a deconstruction angle here that
I think is needed.
Let's go for it.
And it proves that Margaret Brennan's a moron.
And it also tells me that these shows
are useless.
She brought on J.D. Vance.
Yes, he did.
He also did Stephanopoulos.
So he's been doing the rounds.
Well, he's trying to get the word out
as to what Trump actually accomplished, which is
I'll say what I think it is, because
he kind of hinted at it and threw
Brennan a softball.
And all she had to do is say,
well, explain that.
All she had to do is say, what
you just said, just explain that to me.
That's all she had to do.
But no, no, no.
She couldn't even pick it up.
So then the second go around, he comes
back, and he actually does start to explain
what really happened, what Trump actually accomplished and
what the whole gambit was, and it breaks
it down and breaks it down for her
and says it's underreported.
Now you, Margaret, you can ask me about
this and I can blow it out and
you'll have an exclusive.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
This is pathetic reporting.
Marco Rubio.
Now it started off with a bunch of
pleasantries, but let's, it goes right to the
point where we're gonna, what we're looking for
here, which is what did Trump actually do?
Marco Rubio, Steve Whitkoff and Jared Kushner to
go and get a deal done, to stop
the war in Gaza, to begin to rebuild
Gaza so the population could live there in
peace and prosperity, to actually eliminate the threat
of terrorism to our friends in Israel, which
is very, very important, and also to bring
the hostages home alive.
It was a very tall task.
He pursued a very nontraditional diplomacy with people
who were not 40-year diplomats, but people
who brought a fresh perspective to it.
And of course, the president was criticized for
it, the diplomatic team was criticized for it,
but I think that because he chose a
different pathway, he didn't just do what everybody
else in the past had done.
We are now on the cusp of a
sustainable peace in the Middle East.
It's a great moment.
Okay.
Alright.
So he threw two of them in there,
two little hellos.
One of them was, he pursued nontraditional diplomacy.
So you're gonna ask me what that is,
aren't you, Margaret?
And then just to make it even more
obvious, he says he took a different path.
And Margaret, you're gonna ask me what that
different path is, so people out there can
understand.
Aren't you, Margaret?
That's exact.
That's what he did.
Those are some very ambitious plans in phase
two in particular of this deal.
Let me ask you about some of the
details because the administration has pledged about 200
U.
S.
Troops from Central Command to be part of
implementing this deal.
They're not gonna be in Gaza, but how
long will they be involved here?
And more broadly, is the Trump administration fully
committed to keeping the pressure on?
Because those things you just mentioned aren't gonna
happen overnight.
Oh, yeah.
So this this was already all over social
media.
The North Sea Nexus at work.
This is what you voted for.
Boots on the ground.
Your Children are going to die.
So she misses the point completely and brings
up the boots on the ground thing.
And then he explains to her very carefully
in the next clip.
No, no, these troops have always been there.
They're in Israel.
They're part of the aircraft carrier operation.
They're sitting there in there.
And and now here's what I'm gonna do,
Margaret.
I'm going to tell you that something nobody's
reported on.
I'm gonna you can.
All you do is asked to have to
say to me, Hey, explain that.
It's a simple question.
It's not like a big deal, Margaret.
All you have to just say is explain
what you're saying here.
And so here's what here's Here's how he
continues with that gambit, trying to get her
off to actually ask a question.
But you asked about the 200 troops from
Central Command.
I think you put it accurately.
These are not troops who are gonna be
put in Gaza, but they're troops who are
already at Central Command.
They've been at that base for many, many
years, and they're gonna help monitor and mediate
this piece.
Inevitably, they're gonna be conflicts here.
They're gonna be things that the people in
Gaza disagree with Israel about that the Israelis
disagree with the Gulf Arab states about.
We see our role really as mediating some
of those disputes and ensuring that the pressure
stays on everybody to achieve a durable and
lasting peace.
One of the underreported elements of this deal,
Margaret, one of the underreported elements of this
deal, Margaret, is that the president convinced the
entire Muslim world really both the Gulf Arab
states but as far in Southeast Asia as
Indonesia to really step up and provide ground
troops so that Gaza could be secured and
safety.
And that actually makes it possible to rebuild.
It makes it possible to dismantle those terrorist
networks.
It makes it possible to ensure that lasting
peace that all of us care so much
about.
So we think that the Arab countries, the
Muslim-majority countries, are gonna step up in
a big way with troops on the ground.
We're gonna continue to play our mediation role,
and I think that's a very, very good
place for all of us to be.
It's been successful thus far, and of course
we're gonna work to make it as successful
all the way through as we can.
Well, she had the exclusive right there, basically.
I hadn't even heard that anywhere.
It's an underreported thing, Margaret.
It's underreported.
All you have to do is say, what
is it that was underreported?
Can you explain in more detail?
Can you do something?
Can you help us understand what's really, how
this is really structured?
Can you do that?
And that's what she should be saying right
now, but here's what she says.
A big picture, though, when it comes to
American security.
You said back in July that you'd seen
what you called heartbreaking images.
Well, it was on the prompter.
That's all.
That's what she had to do.
She's an idiot.
She's a moron.
She's making millions of dollars, and this is
the best she can do.
There's a lot of dumb people making more
money than us, John.
You just get used to it.
Yeah, a lot of them.
And they're all in the media, by the
way.
So one of the things, so I kind
of deconstructed what I think he tried to
say and what he wants to get out
there, and I'm going to just explain what
I think happened here, because there was a
little mention during the cabinet meeting where Rubio
makes a comment about Trump getting on the
phone and closing the deal because they couldn't
do it.
And the deal, the way it looks to
me, and Margaret couldn't bring this out in
anybody, she's terrible, is that Trump went to
the Arab nations and he prepped them already,
went with that Arab tour, and he said,
look, this has got to stop.
I'm going to, but here's what's going to
happen to you guys if everything goes along
as it's going along.
Iran's going to be nuclear powered.
You're going to have to get nukes.
You guys are all going to blow each
other up and you can have your 72
virgins or whatever's going to happen, but it's
not going to be good.
I can hear him saying that, just like
that.
So here's what we want to do.
We've got to stop the situation.
We've got to just stop this war.
I'll keep our people, our 200 troops in
Israel to keep these Israelis honest.
You have to be the guys who go
into Gaza with your troops.
We don't want any Israelis in there.
We don't want any Americans in there.
We don't want UN troops in there.
We want Arabs.
We want Sunnis.
You realize that the Sunnis, the Palestinians are
Sunnis.
They're also troublemakers.
They make a mess everywhere they go, but
they're Sunnis.
They're being influenced by the Shiites from Iran.
You have to police them.
This is the thinking that you put a
black policeman in a black neighborhood.
That's all there is to it.
Let's load up.
You guys are going to bring the Indonesians.
Anybody that has troops, you're going in there.
You're going to create Sharia law there.
You're going to chop heads.
We don't care.
It's got to stop.
And Margaret Brennan says, oh, you saw a
picture of a dead guy?
And she's an idiot to not even bring
this up, and nobody's brought this up, and
that's exactly what happened.
In the old country, we would say that
you make your egg white, which means you
got that egg out.
Yeah, it's hard to get an egg out.
You have to use the enzymes.
Exactly.
And you need electrolytes.
I think you're spot on.
I don't think I've heard this anywhere.
And it's interesting that Vance can't seem to
get that out because he was on with
Stephanopoulos.
They covered a variety of topics, but here's
just a couple about the ceasefire and deal.
We're joined now by Vice President J.D.
Vance.
Yes, Mr. Vice President, thank you for joining
us this morning.
Let's start with the Middle East.
The Wall Street Journal is reporting that Hamas
has confirmed they are holding 20 living hostages
and that those hostages are going to be
released in the next 24 hours, early as
today, perhaps.
Have 20 living hostages been confirmed?
When do you expect to see them?
Well, they've been confirmed, George.
Of course, you don't know until you see
these people alive, but thank God we expect
to see them alive here in the next
24 hours, probably early tomorrow morning U.S.
time, which will be later in the day,
of course, in Israel.
But look, George, we have to remember this
is a remarkable achievement from an administration that
really chose a nonconventional path to diplomacy, and
I think that's the major takeaway.
The President of the United States instructed Marco
Rubio, Jared Kushner, Steve Whitkoff.
He said, get a deal done.
Talk to the Gulf Arab states.
Talk to Israel.
Find where there's common ground here, and actually
let's go and find a way to get
it done.
And because of that, we are on the
cusp of true peace in the Middle East,
really for the first time in my lifetime.
Certainly, these 20 hostages are going to come
home to their families, George.
I think this is a great moment for
our country.
Our country should be proud of our diplomats
who made this happen.
It's really a great moment for the world,
too, which is why the President is going
to go over there and celebrate with these
hostages.
But it's a great thing, and I'm very
excited about it.
So how do you think Stephanopoulos picked up
on it?
Will he go?
To the troops in the boots on the
ground.
200 U.S. troops are being sent to
Israel to monitor the agreement.
What exactly will they be doing?
Will they actually go into Gaza?
And are you concerned they could get caught
in some crossfire?
George, so that story is actually misreported.
We already have troops at Central Command.
We've had them for decades in this country.
They are going to monitor the terms of
the ceasefire.
That's everything from ensuring that the Israeli troops
are at the agreed-upon line, ensuring that
Hamas is not attacking innocent Israelis, doing everything
that they can to ensure the peace that
we've created actually sustains and endures.
But the idea that we're going to have
troops on the ground in Gaza, in Israel,
that is not our intention.
That is not our plan.
There was a bit of a misreporting there,
but we are going to monitor this peace
to ensure that it endures.
The other piece of good news that's been
underreported, I think, George, is that Indonesia and
a number of other majority Muslim states, they've
actually offered to send ground troops to Gaza
to ensure that necessary peacekeeping takes place.
That's not something the United States is going
to be expected to do.
That's something the Muslim world is going to
step up and do.
And that, again, is because of the Trump
administration's diplomacy.
So what do you think George goes to
next once he's heard this?
And he could have had, I don't know
if this was before Margaret's interview or after,
but he certainly could have picked up on
that, as you just said.
What do you think he talks about next?
Something else.
The White House borders are Tom Holman was
recorded on an FBI surveillance tape in September
2024, accepting $50,000 in cash.
Wow.
We're going to get you on something.
Keep that money or give it back.
George, you've covered the story ad nauseum.
Tom Holman did not take a bribe.
It's a ridiculous smear.
And the reason you guys are going after
Tom Holman so aggressively is because he's doing
the job of enforcing the law.
I think it's really preposterous.
I know Tom.
I think that he's a good man.
He gets death threats.
He gets attacked.
He gets constantly threatened by people because he
has the audacity to want to enforce the
country's immigration laws.
I think that it would be a much
more interesting story about why is it that
Tom Holman, who is- We can come
back to that later.
And he just hounded him about that.
He's completely missing it.
These people have blinders on.
Or they are blinded with rage or something.
Or they're stupid.
How about that for a possibility?
They're lousy journalists.
They live in the life of Riley, as
it were.
Top of the hill, lording it over everybody,
thinking that their shit doesn't stink.
And they suck.
They suck at their job.
They stink.
They stink.
They used to just get all their information
direct from the departments, from their sources.
And those sources may have dried up at
this point.
They could be.
Whatever the case is, they're not any good
at their jobs.
And they're getting lots of money.
They're getting attention.
The news media is dying largely because these
people are so incompetent.
And that's why everyone's moaning and groaning about
podcasts.
So let's go straight to the horse's mouth,
as it were.
I think it's going to be great.
I think the hostages will be coming back
Monday or Tuesday.
I'll probably be there.
I hope to be there.
And we're planning on leaving sometime Sunday.
And I look forward to it.
And everybody I see is celebrating in Israel,
but they're celebrating in many other countries, too.
A lot of the Muslim and Arab countries,
they're celebrating.
Everybody's celebrating.
Everybody loves the deal.
So it's an honor to have been working
on it.
And as you know, it's all finalized and
done.
We've had a lot of terrifically talented people.
We've had tremendous support from UAE, Saudi Arabia.
Qatar has been unbelievable, unbelievable.
Egypt, as you know, and Jordan.
Indonesia.
I mean, I don't want to leave anybody
out.
Just so many, so many different countries.
It's been incredible.
Nobody's seen anything like it.
So I think in a year from now,
it's going to be great.
You know, the more I think about it,
specifically because I saw it online, the continuous
badgering of your children are being sent to
Israel to die.
I mean, that's the North Sea Nexus, which
this ABC, these people are all part of
it.
They're all part.
They all get their talking points, their marching
orders, however it works.
I don't even know anymore.
Maybe they just look at X all day
long.
That wouldn't surprise me either.
Oh, I've got to do some show prep.
Let me look at X.
Let me see what people are really thinking
about.
And it's all game.
Then it's all algoize.
It's all nonsense.
So what do we do?
Oh, he didn't get the Peace Prize.
Let's keep asking about the Peace Prize.
That'll get his ego going.
How do you rate your chances of winning
the Nobel Peace Prize tomorrow?
Well, I don't know.
Look, I made seven deals, and now it's
eight.
Solved the wars, one going 31 years, one
going 34 years, one going 35 years, one
going 10 years.
I made seven deals.
This would be number eight.
The one I thought that I was going
to make, and I think we will probably,
is because it's a ridiculous war.
It's a horrible war.
The worst since World War II.
You look at the people.
I mean, it's Russia, Ukraine.
I think we'll do that too.
We've got a lot of reasons for them
to do it, and I think they'll be
coming to the table pretty soon.
But this is the biggest of them all.
This is a big one.
Although I think India and Pakistan is very
big.
Two nuclear nations.
I made that.
I did that based on trade and because
of the tariffs.
If we didn't have tariffs, you wouldn't have
been able to do it.
But I said, if you guys are going
to fight, I'm putting 100% tariffs on
each of you.
And they immediately stopped fighting.
And that was going to go nuclear.
You know, there's back and forth.
So I know one thing.
I don't know what they're going to do,
really.
But I know this, that nobody in history
has saw it.
It winds up with, hey, here's what I
did.
I saved millions of people from dying.
That is the end.
Since you're so bored of the clip, be
nicer to me.
So he talks too much.
The funny thing was this Machado woman who
is supposedly in hiding that won the Nobel
Peace Prize was on all these different networks.
She was on PBS.
She was on NPR.
And they got her on Fox.
And I didn't even want to pay much
attention to what she had to say because
the Fox one was the only one where
they let her say what she, I guess,
said to all the interviewers that they cut
out.
I have Trump's 40 seconds on that if
you want to hear it.
Yeah, play Trump and then I'll play my
clip.
Okay.
The person who actually got the Nobel Prize
called today, called me and said, I'm accepting
this in honor of you because you really
deserved it.
A very nice thing to do.
I didn't say then give it to me,
though.
I think she might have.
She was very nice.
You know, I've been helping her along the
way.
They need a lot of help in Venezuela.
It's a basic disaster.
So and you could also say it was
given out for 24 and I was running
for office in 24.
You know, wasn't the transactions that we did
in terms of closing.
But there are those that say we did
so much that they should have done it.
But I don't think I'm happy because they
saved millions of lives.
Yeah.
Take the high road, Prez.
She.
Yeah.
Give it to me.
That's funny.
See, she said she apparently was lauding Trump
on all the shows, but they cut it
out of the NPR.
All the other ones, because you can just
tell because the Fox people had her on
and she actually said they should have given
it to him.
Wow.
So this.
Sorry.
Yeah, this is a Nobel Prize.
They decided to dedicate it to President Trump
because he deserves it.
Because not only has he been involved in
only a few months in solving eight wars,
but his actions have been decisive to have
Venezuela now at a threshold of freedom after
26 years of tyranny that have destroyed the
lives of millions of Venezuela.
To stabilize the region and undermine institutions in
the United States, because having Venezuela as a
safe haven of the enemies of the United
States and using our territory and our resources
to hurt the American people and American institutions
is certainly a threat to the national security
of the United States and the security of
the hemisphere.
President Trump has been very clear, courageous in
terms of dismantling these criminal structures.
And on behalf of the Venezuelan people, I
reaffirmed our gratitude and our commitment to these
costs for the whole America.
So I insist he deserves it.
Yeah.
No, they couldn't have any of that.
You can't have that being put on any
of the other interviews.
No, you can't have that.
No.
I mean, these this news media is out
of control, just lousy.
And it's and it's what's poisoning the minds
of the public.
And yes, it was interesting is what ABC
decided to play from the hostages square speech
by Whitkoff and Kushner because there was a
piece they left out.
Trump sending his lead negotiators, Steve Whitkoff and
Jared Kushner.
Notice there's a British guy at the ABC
here doing this report.
Yes, to your point.
I'm just saying.
The two speaking last night in Tel Aviv's
hostage square, the crowd booing the mention of
Israel's prime minister, but cheering Trump's role.
Your courage and endurance inspired the world.
And it was your belief, joined with the
bold leadership of my friend and president of
the United States, Donald J.
Trump, that made this piece possible.
As 200 U.S. troops arrive in Israel
to monitor the ceasefire agreement.
What was interesting is they didn't play the
booing of Netanyahu, which was was more than
the applause that Trump got.
Listen to this.
To Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu.
Oh, by the way, I do like his
lawyer.
Whoa.
OK.
OK.
To Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu.
I choked him up.
He choked.
Oh, no, it keeps going.
OK, let me let me just finish my
thought.
I was I was I was in the
trenches.
Guys, let me let me just finish my
thought.
Guys, please simmer down.
I know you hate his guts.
Simmer down.
I was in the trenches with the prime
minister.
Believe me, he was a very important part
here.
Prime Minister, the prime minister and his staff,
Ron Dermer included, have both have both.
OK.
OK.
What?
Have both have both sacrificed so much for
this country and devoted their lives to the
service of Israel.
Yeah.
Believe me, there better not be a vote
soon.
That would not not bode well for Bibi.
Man, oh, man.
It was.
Yeah.
And that kind of surprises me that that
whole thing wasn't harped on more by the
media to to some something changed there.
Yeah.
And this earlier clip, especially to cut that
out completely, which I thought that was odd.
Most of the report I heard had at
least initial booing.
They didn't have the whole clip where the
guy dug himself into a trench.
He couldn't get out of.
Are you on that one?
Pick it up there.
Yep.
Go.
So that kind of surprises me.
You'd think that something changed.
That's all I want to say.
Yeah.
It's obvious something changed.
I'm just not sure why.
I mean, you see, everybody's like, well, he
was pretty.
I saw Blinken this morning on.
What is he on there?
CNN is like, well, this could have happened
in July.
Could have happened earlier.
Bullcrap.
Whereas the last thing I can remember from
my my youth.
Is it's always been Camp David.
Oh, we're going to go meet at Camp
David and then have pictures of Camp David
for hours on end.
Like, oh, the meeting in the log cabins
at Camp David.
What happened?
And I think it was Clinton.
Didn't he have Arafat and Sadat?
Yeah.
Shaken hand.
I think I think what my thesis is.
Was that Carter?
I can't remember.
I mean, Camp David goes way back to
Eisenhower, as far as I remember.
There's always Camp David.
But.
Trump's the first one, I think, who gave
up on this idea of of telling Arabs
what to do.
And say, look, you guys do take care
of this.
Again, I think the analogy of a black
cop in a black neighborhood has a lot
to do with it.
And you just get out of there and,
you know, put the let them create an
onerous Sharia law head chopping situation.
That'll put him in line.
See how far Hamas gets with that.
Let's listen to I got two reports here
from CBS.
Let's see, because we've had the gamut now.
More than 400,000.
Another Brit, I might add.
Israelis crammed into hostage square last night.
Are there no Americans reporting in in the
Middle East?
Is that over now?
We just don't have Americans who can report.
It always has to be British reporters.
It's because at this point of yours is
you're beating it up.
But I have to say, you haven't really
gotten to the point where it's like you're
wrong.
No, I'll keep beating until you correct me.
To the hostages themselves, our brothers and sisters,
you are coming home.
A hero's welcome for Middle East envoy Steve
Whitkoff, flanked by President Trump's son-in-law,
Jared Kushner.
To Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu.
But Whitkoff was never going to convince a
crowd who have lived through heartbreak, despair and
rage.
And accused Prime Minister Netanyahu of abandoning hostages
in Gaza.
Retired General Israel Ziv, who rushed to save
lives during the October 7 Hamas attack, believes
this deal could have been sealed over a
year ago.
It's late.
The costs were very high, internally and externally.
I think that politically Israel lost their name
in the world because we went maybe too
far in Gaza.
I think the attack in Doha was also,
you know, one step too much.
So what CBS does, as I think they're
on message, they're like, nah, Bibi Netanyahu no
good.
And they didn't mention Trump at all, I
don't think.
Let's see what's in the second clip here.
Huh?
Nothing.
Oh, I thought you said something.
I'm sorry.
The ceasefire is still holding.
Forty eight hostages, living and dead, will be
exchanged for 250 Palestinian prisoners serving life sentences
and 1,700 detained since October 2023.
The deadline is Monday.
As Israeli troops withdrew to an agreed upon
line within Gaza, hundreds of thousands of Palestinians
started the long walk home.
Almost the entire population has been displaced.
Even though home is unrecognizable for so many,
Palestinians are desperate to reclaim memories of life
before the war.
I will just live in a tent near
the rubble of my home, said Mohammed Samar,
until I can find a solution.
The pain of loss is everywhere.
More than 67,000 people have been killed,
according to Gaza's health ministry.
And mines, too, have been shattered by this
war.
Fourteen-year-old Karim was so traumatized, he
couldn't remember where he once lived.
Yeah, then they brought in the children, of
course.
Now UNICEF says they have never known a
place where every single child needs psychological support.
Margaret?
Yeah, so they're just going to keep that
going forever.
They can't talk about good news.
They can't talk about it.
Can't talk about good news.
Now, this Venezuelan Nobel Peace Prize winner.
And I always have to smile at the
whole idea of the Nobel Peace Prize.
Do people know who Alfred Nobel was?
Yeah, he invented dynamite.
Yes, and so he invented dynamite.
And they're like, well, that wasn't such a
great invention.
I know what.
It was a great invention.
It made for modern mining.
Yes, but it also blew people up.
And so, let's do an award show.
There's an idea.
Well, yeah, this is our gambit, by the
way.
It's like, you know, people don't like what
we're doing.
Well, let's do an award show around it
and call it the Peace Prize.
Oh, perfect idea.
She's a Bitcoiner, too, I might add.
So, the Bitcoin community is like, yeah.
Yeah, go Bitcoin, to the moon, to the
moon.
So, now we have something to talk about.
Venezuela, obviously.
President Trump killing people illegally.
Really, even just this concept of you killed
someone illegally.
It feels weird to even say that.
That is a funny phrase.
It's like, well, this is Jim Hines, Himes,
Himes.
By the way, does anyone ever talk about
Obama and his kill list?
No.
Double tap and all the rest of it.
No, we can't bring that up.
You know a double tap is definitely going
to kill innocents.
Yes, illegally.
So, this is the ranking member of the
House Intelligence Community, Jim Hines.
Venezuela.
There are close to, the numbers we've seen
are like 6,000 or so service people
in the Southern Command region of operations.
This is your friend Margaret, I believe, so
this is groovy.
There have been four U.S. strikes on
vessels.
The U.S. has 21 people killed.
I like the term vessels.
You mean those open drug boats with the
drugs in them?
The vessels?
You have been asking for legal justification from
the administration to explain their actions, and you
did it along with the head of foreign
affairs.
Wait, wait, did she ever bring this topic
up about legal justification when Obama killed the
American citizen and his 16-year-old son?
I don't recall.
I don't think so.
I'm just wondering maybe because I think she
might if she's going to be so upset
about this.
Probably not.
Homeland security.
But it's Hines who's upset.
Can you in any way compel more information
sharing so the U.S. knows what is
being done?
Yeah, I mean, one of the many troubling
aspects about these lethal attacks in the Caribbean
against supposedly drug-dealing boats.
Supposedly?
The powder was everywhere.
I don't know that because unlike our counterterrorism
program, the Congress is not being told who
were on these boats, how they were identified,
what the intelligence was.
Totally different thing.
Congress is being told nothing on this, and
that's okay apparently with the Republican majorities in
the House and the Senate.
It's not okay with me.
I'm going to leave a little bit of
a crack in the door here because, again,
the White House has not shared what they
believe their legal justification is.
They did put out a memo.
I will tell you that based on what
I know now and the reading of that
memo, these are illegal killings.
They are illegal killings because the notion that
the United States, and this is what the
administration says is their justification, is involved in
an armed conflict with any drug dealers.
This is so ridiculous.
So he says they sent a memo.
It was a typical authorized use of military
force memo.
Very typical.
Every president has done it, saying, yeah, we're
going to go kill these guys because they're
killing our people with their drugs.
And so now he said, well, they sent
the memo.
It was the procedure.
Listen, we're still under emergency powers from 9
-11.
So all cards are really off the table.
But if you had said Corn Pop was
there, he was a bad dude, he probably
wouldn't have had a problem with it.
And the fact that he's a Venezuelan drug
dealers is ludicrous.
It wouldn't stand up in a single court
of law.
They say they've designated them as terrorists.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
There's lots of people who have been designated
terrorists.
That does not automatically give the authority to
take lethal action.
So their legal justifications are laughable.
Wait, stop.
She is going to, because he said that
just because they're terrorists doesn't mean you can
take lethal action.
That's when she's going to jump in with
the Obama stuff, right?
Yeah, sure.
Terrorists.
That does not automatically give the authority to
take lethal action.
But President Obama did that with double tap
drone strikes, including American citizen and his son.
So how do you feel about that?
So their legal justifications are laughable.
And again, unless they want to share more
than what they've shared with me, these are
illegal killings.
And what amazes me about that is that
the president, of course, thanks to this very
compliant Supreme Court, has been given absolute immunity.
But what about the Secretary of Defense?
What about the deputy?
What about everybody else in that chain of
command?
Right on down to the guy who's pulling
a trigger that results in the deaths of
people without clear legal authority.
What about them?
Test me on this.
It wouldn't surprise me if in the next
couple of years, there are presidential pardons offered
to that entire chain of command because it
is not at all clear.
And you'd expect her now to bring up
the Biden pardons, but no.
Increasingly clear that these are illegal killings.
Setting aside the law for a second here,
Margaret, I don't know this because they're not
telling Congress anything.
But the press has all sorts of rumors
that the first attack was on a boat
that had turned around and was fleeing.
Even if this were a legitimate military action,
which it's not because the Congress hasn't approved
it, firing on a fleeing enemy would be
a violation of the laws of armed conflict.
My Republican friends are saying, but these are
terrible people doing terrible things.
Okay, I don't disagree with you on that.
But are we now in the business of
killing people who are doing bad things without
authority?
Yes.
Hello.
Again, it goes right back to Obama.
Yes, we are in that business.
We've been in that business for a long
time.
This is pathetic.
One more clip.
Are you saying that these were not lawful
orders?
Again, look, all killing is, by my book,
technically no good.
None of it's legal, but okay.
Again- Because what we constantly hear from
our military leaders is, do not worry.
Our United States military is going to be
reliant on the Constitution and only carry out
lawful orders.
Are you saying that these members of the
military, who were the trigger pullers, did something
else?
Trigger pullers?
Oh, now they're trigger pullers.
I am saying that, to all appearances, these
are illegal killings.
And you can get a thousand different lawyers
of both parties on this show to tell
you that, at best, the legal authorities are
questionable.
So I am fascinated by why the chain
of command- I'm going to call Rob
the constitutional lawyer.
I get 999 to go.
Is so confident that the lethal activities they're
taking are legal.
They don't look that way to me.
And this is a big deal, right?
I understand that right now we're in a
very polarized environment, so it's going to be
very hard for a Republican colleague of mine
to make the statements that I have just
made.
But the worm turns, Margaret.
In 1968, we prosecuted, convicted of murder, a
lieutenant, Lieutenant Calley, because he and his unit
killed probably hundreds of people in Mille in
Vietnam.
And there were prosecutions after that.
A massacre of civilians out of the blue.
How is that even close to this?
I mean, Mille is a very, very dark
mark in our history, for sure.
But yes, to compare it to that.
And what is the point?
Is he now trying to scare the military?
Oh, you trigger pullers.
Yeah, you can go to jail.
You can go to jail if you follow
Trump's orders.
Convicted of murder, a lieutenant, Lieutenant Calley, because
he and his unit killed probably hundreds of
people in Mille in Vietnam.
And there were prosecutions after that.
So I'm a little fascinated about why that
chain of command is so comfortable undertaking killings
just because the Trump administration says, oh, it's
OK.
Hold on.
This is so begging for the Obama information
to come out.
But Margaret, she is terrible.
How does she even have a job?
Fresh in from the Rob, the constitutional lawyer,
who, as you know, was a jag.
He says these ops go through lots more
jags, lots.
This guy is all wet.
So in other words.
Wow.
There's a phrase I haven't heard for a
while.
This guy's wet.
He's all wet.
Love it.
Just because the Trump administration says, oh, it's
OK.
Not an administration that is known for their
adherence to the law or to the Constitution.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Drones.
I wonder, do we have any drones opinion?
Governor, because we know President Obama's position on
this, what is your position on the use
of drones?
Well, I believe that we should use any
and all means necessary to take out people
who pose a threat to us and our
friends around the world.
Who is this?
Can you recognize the voice?
I'm trying.
I'm trying to hear it.
And it's widely reported that drones are being
used in drone strikes.
And I support that entirely and feel the
president was right to up the usage of
that technology and believe that we should continue
to use it to continue to go after
the people who represent a threat to this
nation and to our friends.
Let me also know.
Oh, that's Mitt Romney.
That's Romney.
Yes, that's exactly.
I think we have Obama on drones.
So this is the problem.
When Obama was doing it, the Republicans were
all on board because they didn't hate Obama
like these guys hate Trump.
Let's listen to this.
I've actually asked the FAA and a number
of agencies to examine how are we managing
this new technology, because the drone that landed
in the White House, you buy at Radio
Shack.
Oh, OK.
There's different drones.
This is the problem.
We don't even know.
We don't even know which drones we're talking
about.
Was it Tuesday kill list?
What do we have?
Kill list.
Yeah, it was the kill list.
We should have a kill list clip.
You'd think we have.
Because every Tuesday he'd come in and supposedly
laugh.
Here we go.
Here, I got one.
What you see is from a New York
Times article that sort of really laid all
this.
This is 2012 material.
Out in the greatest detail yet is that
the president is involved almost at a tactical
level, and the change in technology has allowed
this president to make decisions that no previous
president would be able to do.
So what you have is a wide variety
of counterterrorism officials, national security officials.
Notice terrorism, counterterrorism, exactly the same thing we're
talking about.
Weighing in, looking at the biographies of suspected
terrorists to decide who's going to be next
on the kill list.
And then, finally, the president himself can weigh
in and make an exact decision.
Because of technology, because of these drone strikes,
it's the president himself who can make these
sort of tactical decisions.
I spoke with an analyst, Peter Singer, who
said there are actually two kill lists, one
being run by the military, one by the
CIA.
And the danger in that is that you
can manipulate the list.
In other words, if you have a target
that maybe doesn't meet the criteria from the
military list, you can sort of put that
name on the CIA list.
And what that could do in some cases
where you have this overlap is it opens
up the process to perhaps manipulation because you've
got some of the same people involved in
these meetings, Wolf, and some of the same
people with different agendas using these lists.
And at least for now, correct me if
I'm wrong, the legal opinions, the White House
legal opinion, the Justice Department legal opinion, DOD
legal opinion authorizing these targeted killings with drones
and other means if necessary, those legal opinions
remain classified secret, right?
Those remain classified, and neither the White House
nor the Pentagon has really given a full
accounting of how they measure civilian casualties.
They will say publicly that they won't go
ahead with a strike if there is a
danger of high civilian casualties, except in the
rarest of circumstances.
But in countries where there are no boots
on the ground, so to speak, they never
accounted for how they verify how many civilian
casualties there are in some of these strikes.
They simply keep saying the casualties are low,
the casualties are low.
So they didn't even say anything back in
Obama's day.
They just did it.
And they used CIA kill lists as well.
So, eh, there you go.
Now you got this guy who's all wet.
He's wet.
But meanwhile, they're playing it up, and Margaret's
saying nothing about, you know, 2012, by the
way, is only 13 years ago.
It's not forever.
It's not the 1800s.
No, no, you're right.
You're right.
Pompom, let me see.
Well, then we could probably move to our
sales guy.
Let me see.
Yes.
So President Trump sat with the Finnish –
is it president or prime minister?
Did they have a president?
In Finland?
Yeah, is that a president or prime minister,
I think.
You know, this is for the icebreaker deal.
Six or eight billion dollars.
That's a good deal because – It doesn't
make sense to me.
With global warming, what do you need icebreakers
for?
Yeah, well, shh, shh, shh.
Don't talk about that.
And so President Trump says something, and then
I'm going to follow this up with our
top sales guy.
We're stepping up the pressure for a Ukraine
deal.
Yeah, we are stepping up the pressure.
We're stepping it up together.
We're all stepping it up.
NATO has been great.
The leader of NATO, as you know, Mark,
has been fantastic, I think, and he's a
fantastic guy.
And they are stepping it up.
And we're selling a lot of weapons to
NATO, and that's going, I guess, to Ukraine
for the most part.
That's up to them.
But they're buying weapons from the U.S.
We make the greatest weapons in the world.
You buy our planes and a lot of
our equipment.
And you have a big force, actually.
You have a tremendous force of equipment.
So I think we'll get that one done,
too.
So the president is rightfully saying here, like,
yeah, we make the best weapons.
You want to kill somebody?
We got the stuff.
Hey, look in my coat.
Look at this.
I got all this stuff you can kill
people with.
We make the best.
And Mark Rutte is out there spending the
1.5 percent that is not going to
our weapons.
I don't think the president is aware.
This is him speaking for the opening of
a cybersecurity conference in the EU, which he
unfortunately could not attend.
So what do you do?
You send a video.
Hey, good morning, everybody.
Good morning to all of you in Tirana.
Hello.
It is a great pleasure to address the
NATO Cyber Defense Conference.
And I'm sorry I can't be with you
in person.
Today, the keyboard is a weapon of war.
The keyboard is a weapon of war.
This is crazy.
Targeting our militaries and our.
The keyboard.
The keyboard will kill everybody.
The keyboard.
And I'm sorry I can't be with you
in person.
Let me get straight to the point.
Today, the keyboard is a weapon of war.
Targeting our militaries and our societies every day.
State and non-state actors are working in
cyberspace against us.
Trying to disrupt our defenses, degrade our critical
infrastructure.
Spy on our societies and interfere with government
services.
I think the Europeans are spying on their
own citizens quite enough without the foreigners.
In response, NATO continues to grow stronger in
the digital world.
Yeah, where we have 1.5% of
spending the money we don't send to America
for the great weapons.
Ten years ago, cyber became an operational domain.
We plan, train and conduct operations with cyber
as part of our military activity.
And our adversaries know that a cyber attack
or campaign could trigger Article 5.
Oh really?
Article 5 is on deck?
At our military headquarters in Belgium, we are
establishing NATO's integrated cyber defense center.
It will inform NATO military commanders on possible
threats and vulnerabilities.
This has false flag written all over it.
They're going to get some kind of cyber
attack and maybe it will affect the airline
so it gets into the news.
You know, God forbid we talk about some
router company who got completely compromised for firewalls.
That's not important.
No, we'll do this because they do not
want to spend the money on our stuff.
In cyberspace, including privately owned critical civilian infrastructure.
The center will bring together military and civilian
personnel from across NATO structures.
As well as from allied governments and experts
from industry.
NATO allies are also stepping up their investments
in cyber.
Ah, stepping up their investments in cyber.
Stepping up, stooping up, stooping up the investments
in cyber.
As well as from allied governments and experts
from industry.
NATO allies are also stepping up their investments
in cyber.
At the summit in The Hague we made
the historic decision to spend 5% of
GDP on defense.
On core capabilities as well as defense and
security related investments.
Ah, see he knows, this is all about
the money.
This means our militaries will become even stronger.
And our societies more resilient against cyber threats.
Yes, go buy your water bag and your
cracker.
Individual countries are ultimately responsible for their...
Wait, hold on, stop.
Did he say our militaries will become stronger?
Yes, he did.
Because of cyber?
Yes, stronger, better, faster.
Because of cyber?
Because keyboard is a weapon of war.
We made the historic decision to spend 5
% of GDP on defense.
On core capabilities as well as defense and
security related investments.
This means our militaries will become even stronger.
And our societies more resilient against cyber threats.
Individual countries are ultimately responsible for their national
cyber defenses.
But NATO provides a unique network through which
allies can implement responses to cyber threats.
Hold on a second.
What has military got to do with cyber?
It's a weapon of war, the keyboard.
Did you not hear my speech?
It's like, okay, so you have a cyber
attack that takes down every server in the
country.
What's the military going to do about it?
What's the military got to do with this?
We have the capabilities of...
Okay, keep playing, I'll stop interrupting.
At this conference in Tirana is a great
forum to share your expertise, ideas and best
practices.
Yes.
NATO is an alliance of shared values.
And we will continue to promote a norms
-based, predictable and secure approach to cyberspace.
No one stands alone in NATO.
And we all stand together in this digital
age against those who would do us harm.
Dear friends, I wish you a very successful
conference.
Okay, friends, friends, friends.
What was this conference again?
It's the NATO Cyber Conference.
You're right, this is a setup.
Yes, yes.
Meanwhile, Spain, Spain better watch out.
They're in the crosshairs.
US President Donald Trump suggested that Spain should
be thrown out of NATO as he met
with his Finnish counterpart Alexander Stubb in the
Oval Office on Thursday.
The meeting, supposed to be the prelude to
Finland's purchasing of US icebreaker ships, steered into
a discussion on the defence alliance.
Trump had been feuding with Spain...
Did he say US...
He said something weird there, hold on.
Let me listen to that again.
The meeting, supposed to be the prelude to
Finland's purchasing of US icebreaker ships...
No.
No, just the other way around.
Finland's not buying our icebreakers.
That would be funny.
I got some great, beautiful ships for you.
They bust your eyes like no one else's.
The meeting, supposed to be the prelude to
Finland's purchasing of US icebreaker ships, steered into
a discussion on the defence alliance.
Trump had been feuding with Spain for several
months, ever since the Iberian nation announced that
it would not comply with his demands of
raising defence spending to 5% of GDP.
As you know, I requested that they pay
5%, not 2%.
And most people thought that was not going
to happen, and it happened virtually unanimously.
We had one laggard.
It was Spain.
Spain, they're doing fine.
They have no excuse not to do this,
but that's all right.
Maybe you should throw them out of NATO,
frankly.
So, I love how the report starts, because
what the President actually says is, maybe you
should throw them out of NATO.
But that's not what the report starts with.
US President Donald Trump suggested that Spain should
be thrown out of NATO, as he met
with his Finnish counterpart, Alexander Stein...
Eh...
Anyway, why is Spain not stepping up?
What is wrong with them?
They've got some common sense.
Like, we're not going to do that.
The Spanish are dumb.
They looked at it going, holy, what's it
got to do with us?
This is bullcrap.
That's a good point.
Because we're not falling for that nonsense.
Yeah, we'll go for the 2%, you know,
just because we have to, but no.
We're not at 5%, forget it.
Or they could pull a stunt.
They could just say, yeah, okay, sure, and
do the word Spanish and Portuguese, but Spanish
mainly.
I mean, one time I was floating around
there, and it was like they build all
this stuff on EU borrow money, and they
never pay it back.
Portugal was famous for that.
Portugal is unbelievable, yeah.
Yeah, Portugal, they built an airport that no
one went to for years.
Is that thing open now?
I lost track of it.
I don't know.
They built roads with no one on them?
I was on some road somewhere.
It must have been Portugal, where there was
no, like, it's a beautiful highway that absolutely
nobody was on.
Yeah, it's Portugal.
Yeah.
It's Portugal.
So then we have the weaponization, the weaponization
of the Department of Justice.
This is such a beautiful, wat je zeg
bij jezelf met je kop door de helft.
This is just fabulous.
We go back to George Stephanopoulos.
Founder of President Trump's retribution campaign here.
Retribution campaign.
They have a term for it.
I'm surprised they didn't have a big timpani
drum.
Dum-da-dum, boom-ba-dum-ba-dum
-dum.
Trump's retribution campaign.
What?
This guy should be happy he has a
job.
I'm sure he is.
I mean, he's like a bitter, crappy reporter.
He never was a reporter.
He was a PR guy.
Yeah, consultant.
What was his actual job with Clinton?
I think he was his spokeshole for a
while.
Was he a spokeshole?
Really?
Yeah, I think so.
He was like a gensaki.
Founder of President Trump's retribution campaign here at
home with the indictment of New York Attorney
General Letitia James this week on charges that
have been rejected by previous prosecutors.
I am your retribution.
It was the calling card of Donald Trump's
2024 campaign.
You're right.
He was the communications director.
And then later became the White House communications
director.
And then became senior advisor for policy and
strategy.
Retribution.
Retribution.
As he fended off four different indictments and
promised to dismantle what he is.
Oh, by the way, by the way, a
guy like that, a strategy guy, is the
guy who would come up with these concepts
of a retribution campaign.
Oh, yeah, his terms.
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
Yeah.
No slouch there.
Yes, yes.
And, of course, he fell out of grace.
He did Dukakis' campaign, I think.
Oh, that's possible.
Yeah.
That was a bad move.
Yes, it was.
Dukakis in the tank.
It was a two-tiered justice system weaponized
against him.
He also claimed law and order was absent
across the country and vowed to bring it
back.
Nearly nine months into his second stint in
the White House, President Trump has been pushing
critical agencies like DOJ and Homeland Security to
be ultra-aggressive, instructing ICE to conduct sweeping
removals of undocumented immigrants and ordering National Guard
troops into Democrat-led cities, with a number
of courts questioning whether he's stretching the limits
of his constitutional authority.
This week, his Justice Department secured an indictment
against one of his main political enemies, New
York Attorney General Letitia James, who campaigned on
going after Donald Trump and who won a
half-billion-dollar judgment in a civil fraud
case against the Trump Organization and his family,
DOJ announcing that James is charged with one
count of bank fraud and one count of
making false statements to a financial institution, which
each carry a maximum sentence of 30 years
in prison and up to a million-dollar
fine.
Prosecutors allege that James misled a bank in
order to get a more favorable term on
a mortgage loan, specifically claiming that the property
was going to be a secondary residence, when
according to prosecutors, it was going to be
rented for profit.
So this is one of the three main
attack vectors, I think of which of the
three this is the weakest, you know, because
everybody hates corruption, whether it's Trump or Letitia
James or whatever.
So here's a little more background on this
particular subject.
In 2023, New York Attorney General Letitia James
brought a lawsuit against Donald Trump's business conglomerate
that alleged financial fraud.
He was found guilty and later called James
crooked, railing against her before and after winning
a second term in 2024, often from the
Oval Office.
Corrupt Letitia James is costing New York State
hundreds of billions of dollars in lost business.
No company or individual wants to be there
knowing she's the Attorney General.
She's a complete and total disaster.
She was federally indicted on fraud charges Thursday.
The suit alleges that she purchased a Virginia
home as a secondary residence and thus benefiting
from a tax break, but has since rented
it out.
She has dismissed the charges as baseless.
This is nothing more than a continuation.
Can you stop a second?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Baseless.
One of the things that was on the
bank statement that she said it was a
primary residence, they've changed the narrative of these
news outlets.
To secondary residence, it was going to be.
But the fraud is that she claims is
a primary residence.
There is no secondary residence box to check.
So that's a good point.
They're trying to soften the blow.
It was secondary residence and she rented it
out, but it's secondary.
No, she said to the bank and it
cost the bank $18,000 supposedly in interest
because she got a better deal, which was
I've heard people come on MSNBC saying, well,
it's only $18,000 like millions.
That's not how it works.
It's not how it works.
But that sounds good on MSNBC.
It this is pathetic.
Well, you should just go.
No, look on Tandre.
Get it out of the way and say,
OK, so what?
Well, the problem is she has 40 years
of this kind of fraud.
It goes way beyond this one.
This one instance.
We'll let her finish and then I'll play
the clip where we unveil some of that.
She has dismissed the charges as baseless.
This is nothing more than a continuation of
the president's desperate weaponization of our justice system.
Desperate.
Desperate.
Forcing federal law enforcement agencies to do his
bidding all because I did my job as
a New York state attorney general.
The indictment comes amidst the White House ramping
up its attacks against Democrats and perceived opponents
alike.
On Wednesday, Trump called for the jailing of
the Illinois governor and the Chicago mayor for
opposing his mass deportation campaign.
A little over two weeks ago, James Comey,
the former FBI director whose bureau probed the
2016 Trump presidential campaign of her possible ties
to Russia, was also federally indicted.
This time on charges of false statements and
obstruction of a congressional proceeding in 2020.
So here's another problem with our show.
And in this case, it's one of our
top producers of the show, Mo Facts.
Mo told us, and we discussed it many
times, I think two years ago, maybe longer,
he said very clearly, he said what the
Democrats are doing is they're throwing all of
these black women and black people, black Americans,
in front so that when it all comes
crumbling down, they can blame it on the
black people.
You remember this?
This is the Mo prophecy.
Yeah, but he was specific to black women.
He was very specific to black women.
And so Bannon, War Room, all of a
sudden, they've discovered this.
And so now, you know, we can't spike
any balls because we were saying this two
years ago, thanks to Mo.
Well, this is very, you're right, this is
the problem with our show.
We are so far ahead of the curve,
not with everything, but with enough stuff that
spiking the ball, we can't do it.
We already spiked the ball like two years
ago.
Somebody else is spiking our ball.
Okay, well, I can start walking you through
it by telling you that the Democrats threw
up black prosecutors, Alvin Bragg, Fannie Willis, and
Letitia James, to go after Donald Trump on
charges that they knew would not stick.
So they looked at these black prosecutors as
cannon fodder.
They simply sacrificed them, knowing that they would
probably go down for what they were doing.
Sure enough, Tish James probably should not have
been charging Donald Trump with trumped-up charges
of mortgage fraud in New York, given the
fact that New York is a public record
state, and that all of her mortgages for
43 years were online for myself or anybody
else to pull up.
And what I found is a pattern of
mortgage fraud going all the way back to
1983, when she was only 24 years old.
She purchased her first home with her father,
claiming that her father was her husband.
They purchased it as husband and wife in
order to help Letitia qualify for a mortgage
that she was not entitled to.
Letitia continued this pattern of mortgage fraud with
her building in Brooklyn.
She bought a four-story, five-unit apartment
building, and for 24 years, she told the
banks it was either four units or one
unit, even though the certificate of occupancy for
the building said it was five units.
Now, this is very significant because if you
have four units or less, you get a
residential mortgage rate, which is lower.
You also get almost no closing costs.
Five units or higher, like Letitia had, you
get high interest rates and very high closing
costs.
So Letitia gamed the system in New York.
She also didn't register for rent stabilization, which
she was supposed to do every year.
And she simply had her building as a
crime scene.
This guy goes on and on and on
about it.
But, yeah, so there you go.
And that is your friendly big tent Democrat
party.
Throw up the black women in front of
it.
Yeah, cannon fodder.
Run them over.
Yes, cannon fodder.
So it's a weak attack vector.
Of course, the one that, well, the one
we're seeing continuously playing out, and we'll see
how that goes, is trying to break up
the president's base over Israel and, you know,
psyoping the kids into believing that everybody's controlled
by Israel specifically.
And that's a pretty good one from our
North Sea nexus.
But the other one is financial.
And they're doing a lot to try.
You're going to see this.
I think this messaging will come in stronger
and stronger about inflation.
And Trump's done nothing.
And it's all his tariffs.
You know, how many courts are now on
this tariff thing?
They keep pushing that.
And then what you don't hear is this
little ditty from Scott Besant, one of the
A-gays in Washington.
And he is our Treasury secretary, did a
fireside chat, which I thought was quite interesting.
Here's how he started it.
So I know every banker in this room
is interested to see how you think about
how the economy is going to develop over
the next 12 to 24 months and what
key risks and opportunities should they be thinking
about and looking out for as they're thinking
about how to shape their businesses going forward.
Well, I come with some good news this
morning.
And Treasury, because of the Schumer shutdown, will
not be able to release the exact numbers.
But the CBO jumped the gun a bit.
And it was on Bloomberg this morning that
the deficit for this fiscal year, ending September
30th, will be slightly lower.
What?
When I went to see President Trump two
weeks ago.
A tip and applause.
The bankers like it.
And more importantly, the deficit to GDP now
has a 5 in front of it.
So according to the CBO numbers, and we
don't have the Treasury numbers yet, the deficit
to GDP will fall in from about 6
.5%, which was the highest when we weren't
at war or weren't in a recession in
U.S. history, to 5.9%. When I
went to see President Trump approximately two years
ago to tell him that I'd like to
come out from behind my desk and get
involved with the campaign, he looked at me,
first thing he said, Scott, how are we
going to get the debt and deficits down
and not cause a recession?
And we're on our way.
I think that sounds like pretty significant news.
Yeah, I'm surprised it's not covered by anybody.
The deficit went down?
Oh, boy.
Well, we'll have to see.
Have to see how that goes.
Supposedly he's chopping jobs now, too, which I
still wonder about.
I think that sounds more like Trump blather
to me than actual chopping.
I see no evidence so far.
No evidence.
No evidence.
No, no evidence.
What else do you have?
I'm tired of my clips.
Okay, well, let's see what we have.
Because, you know, I love your clips, because
you're great, John.
You're just fabulous.
You're the best podcast partner any man could
hope for.
Yeah, you're unbelievable.
That brings us to a TikTok clip.
I love your TikTok clips.
They're great.
Here's the black woman.
Now, this is talking about black women that
Moe was complaining about.
I'd like to know where this I've heard.
This is one of many clips of such
like this I've heard.
And I'd like to know where this is
coming from.
And another thing I want to say, I
think that black people are superior.
We are superior.
Everything that we do, we dominated every little
thing.
Some of the best entertainers are black.
Sports is full of black people.
We have invented everything.
Self-lubricating engine, airplanes, cell phones, everything.
Stoplights, everything.
We are superior, and they know that.
They know that.
Which is why they're trying to keep us
down.
Which is why they're trying to make us
feel like we want shit.
The whole time, they ain't shit.
Y'all could never, y'all could never,
ever, ever make me hate my people.
Never.
Which is why I don't condone interracial relationships.
Because you ain't doing nothing but diluting your
bloodline.
That's all you're doing.
But my issue with black people is we
don't know how superior we are.
Black women don't understand how beautiful they are.
You don't understand.
If you just simply wear your natural hair
and take care of yourself, you will be
chef's kiss.
You will look like a fucking goddess.
Because we are mother.
We are mother.
The whole world wants to be us.
Whole world.
Nobody's better than us.
Nobody.
This ain't got nothing to do with me
being racist.
It's just the truth.
It is an honest to God truth.
Which is why black men are a novelty
to y'all women of other races and
ethnicities.
Y'all know what we got.
Y'all know exactly what we got.
It's just we don't know what we got.
And that's why it's a problem.
And that's why we're not able to organize.
But one day we will.
Because one thing about these younger folks, they
waking up.
And it ain't going to always be like
this.
Nope.
These younger people, even in my generation, I'm
a millennial.
And we waking up.
Slowly but surely.
So y'all can think that y'all
can delete our history and delete everything that
we ever known all you want to.
We're going to rest assure.
We're going to fucking rest assure.
That our kids, kids, kids, kids, kids, kids
knew we were here and knew what we
fought for.
You better bet your last bottom dollar on
that.
What's your point?
Is there some denial of black inventions that
I'm unaware of?
When did the blacks invent the cell phone
and the airplane?
I don't know.
I honestly don't know.
Cell phone.
Let's see.
Well, I know who invented the cell phone.
When I interviewed him, he said he was
on one of the shows on ZDTV.
Yeah, but hold on a second.
You're not Error.
Let's ask Error.
Let's find out for sure.
Error, was it a black man or woman
who invented the cell phone?
Jesse Eugene Russell.
Jesse Russell.
He was the real pioneer.
Filed key patents back in the 80s for
mobile communication tech.
Well, there you go.
What do you know, John?
So Jesse, huh?
Well, then you might as well know the
airplane was invented by blacks, too, according to
her.
Let's find out.
Hey, Error, which black man or woman invented
the airplane?
Charles Frederick Page, a black inventor from Louisiana,
patented his airship design in 1903, beating the
Wright brothers by months.
He'd even built a working model earlier that
year.
It's wild how history sidelined him, but sources
like local records and the Patent Office back
it up.
Well, there you go.
You racist.
Well, OK.
Well, there it is.
There it is.
I like to hear somebody contradict that.
We just, there it is.
Now, they didn't get their props, that's for
sure.
That's for sure.
Well, what do you say to that?
Well, they've also sidelined George Washington Carver.
Oh, for sure they've sidelined him.
Well, that's what you get.
So, OK, well, you don't have to be
so mad about it.
We can correct the record.
We just did it.
And this I will remember.
Yeah, you should.
When your kid is going all wacky from
doom scrolling, blame that guy.
What guy?
The guy who invented the cell phone.
Oh, yeah, that black guy.
When a plane crashes, blame the black guy.
He invented it.
His patent was no good.
Oh, brother.
That made you quiet, didn't it?
That was an interesting little episode.
It was interesting that our robot knew all
that.
Yeah.
Because it had been obviously put into the
corpus.
Yes.
Oh, the corpus is vast.
Her corpus is really vast.
Have you seen her corpus?
Yeah, it's got a big ass.
Her corpus is ginormous.
All right.
So that was a dud since your black
woman inventor turned out to be right.
Yeah, she was on the money.
Okay, well, I have nothing but respect for
her.
Yes, I figured.
Let's see what else we got here.
This is a, I got to, just a
side.
These are joke clips.
Trump, now this is Trump berating John Carl,
Jonathan Carl, the former head of the Press
Association, the White House Press Corps.
Yeah, the White House Press Corps, yes.
He's berating him, huh?
He's giving him hell, yeah.
Each question, because you've said that you restored
free speech in America.
Yeah.
Is that free speech, including for people who
are harshly critical of you, for your political
opponents, for people who say things you don't
like?
I've become immune to it.
I've become immune to it.
There's never been a person that's had more
unfair publicity than me, and that's why your
network made me $15 million, or $16 million,
I believe, to be exact, George Slopidopoulos.
And that's why CBS paid me a lot
of money, too.
And that's why I sued the New York
Times two days ago for a lot of
money.
Because I, well, I'm winning.
I mean, I'm winning the cases.
And the reason I'm winning is because you're
guilty, John.
You're guilty.
ABC is a terrible network, a very unfair
network, and you should be ashamed of yourself.
NBC is equally bad.
I don't know who's worse.
I think they're equally bad.
And, you know, for you to stand there
and act so innocent and ask me a
question like that.
But, look, you paid a big price because
you were dishonest, John.
The reason I won that lawsuit was because
you were dishonest.
You were proven to be dishonest.
And so you can't sit back and just
say, oh, well, what do you think?
You know, like you're some wonderful person.
You're not a wonderful person.
Frankly, you're a terrible reporter.
You know it, and so do I.
Okay.
God.
I don't think anybody cares besides you and
I that he did that.
But that is kind of funny.
It is funny, and I think at some
point, I think some of these reporters are
trying to get hit because this is like
a souvenir.
Oh, yes.
You want to have a Trump railing at
you.
Yes.
Yeah, and have it on tape.
Yeah.
So you can show your kids.
Yeah.
This is how good I was.
Even the president hated me.
Yeah, I was good.
I was good.
So another oddball off-ball clip is this.
I want to play these.
It's just two of these clips that are
kind of related.
This is about the UK, you know, and
these crazy laws and arrests of 12,000
people for social media posts.
And I've talked about this for a while.
But this clip here, this is the UK
laws shorty clip.
I now have a criminal record because I
wrote in the Critic magazine that my stalker
was a man.
Because he is a man.
He is a man, yes.
But the police said that misgendering him was
contrary to the Online Safety Act.
It was spreading false information and had caused
Lindsay Watson serious non-trivial psychological harm.
Now, this does bring me to a note
that we received that is very critical of
you.
So this is not coming from me.
Didn't you read this note before?
No.
No, I don't think we read this on
the show.
No, this is new.
This is the third time this guy has
sent this note.
Oh, this is this one guy.
Yeah, he's a stooge for Starmer.
He says, maybe you guys should change the
name of the show to No Correction.
That stupid cut clip John played with the
UK judge out of context.
Oh, yeah, that clip is, yeah, that clip.
Yeah, I understand that clip was sketchy.
Well, but you didn't correct it.
What am I supposed to say?
You're supposed to say you were wrong.
And what's worse now is I heard Rogan
play the clip and portray it as true.
This is my third email on the subject.
That's what happens when you play crap without
checking and don't correct the record.
So you need to correct the record.
Could you just correct the record?
Okay, that clip was dubious.
Yes.
Yeah, but that clip's been floating around in
different contexts.
I know.
Yeah, I'm sorry I played it.
Okay.
But wait, he has some complaints about both
of us.
Oh, no.
Yes.
You would have Barry Weiss money if you
allowed discovery through clips by moving forward 100
years and embracing video, which you won't do.
At least consider a one-off No Agenda
Live with an audience and a five-man
camera crew.
Oh, God.
And here it comes, which I'm offering to
produce.
Oh, yeah, okay.
We can't share stupid audio clips on social
media in 2025.
It has to be video to work, but
you possums won't get with the times.
One of you has his phone in a
drawer, and the other one doesn't like the
camera picking up ticks.
I'm very disappointed in you.
Well, he's accurate.
He's not inaccurate.
No, this is true.
I have a phone in a drawer, and
you're concerned about your one tick?
No, I got several.
Well, you got one that's noticeable.
But beyond that, this is the beauty of
the No Agenda show.
We don't want you to be sharing little
clips.
We want people to listen to the show,
preferably not on some high speed, which will
scramble your brains like eggs.
And the people who listen to the show
listen to the show, listen to it in
context, hear everything that we have to say,
and it's like a club.
We don't need to be like T.C.
Owens.
That's my new name for it, T.C.
Owens.
True crime Owens.
Candace, true crime Owens.
Oh, the latest.
Tina told me this morning, the latest.
Yeah, there was a Egyptian fighter plane that
turned off its transponder and left right after
Charlie was shot.
Now it's the Egyptians.
Now it's the Egyptians.
Oh, the Egyptians and their fighter planes.
They turned off their transponder.
And of course, we have no such thing
as radar.
We got receipts, John.
We got receipts.
Do you have receipts?
Did you bring your receipts?
So back to my two clips here.
Yes.
That was about the U.K. And so,
you know, it's easy to point the finger
at the U.K., but I'm now going
to play a clip which is very similar
to me, but it's from Washington State.
And it was a lawyer with a little
girl who looks like she's like 14 or
15, a cute little redhead who's on the
softball team or something.
And the clip goes like this.
We realized there was a boy on the
team.
And let me just say, this person is
18 years old.
So he's a grown man at this point
that was playing on a JV basketball game
with 14 and 15 year olds.
So I went up and I talked to
the athletic director and I said, can you
tell me if that's a boy on the
team?
And he said, I'm not going to say
we do not discriminate based on sexual identity.
And I said, well, President Trump just yesterday
signed an executive order saying there's no boys
or men in women's or girls sports.
And he said, we do not have to
follow that.
We follow Washington state law and WIAA.
So once that happened and I realized that
Francis was sitting out, it wasn't until towards
the end of the game when she there
was a lot that went on between the
time that we realized there was this boy
on the team.
And when she was leaving, she was so
mad.
She felt like she had been exposed and
it was just a terrible situation.
She walked by and said that you're a
man.
She was so frustrated in the situation.
And that is why she has been now
charged with bullying, harassment, harassment and intimidation for
misgendering this person.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But who was he charged by?
Not by the cops, but charged by the
school.
I don't know.
She's charged by somebody.
She had a lawyer.
She had the deal.
Do probably the cops.
Wow.
This is Washington state, which brings me to
a letter from a woman, one of our
producers in Durango, Colorado.
Ryan is seven.
Taylor's five.
They put them in public school in September.
Now, last year, Ryan's teacher used to call
them and tell them what a great kid
he was, polite and so good with others.
Three weeks into the new school year.
Now, second grade, the teacher is calling because
he's getting into trouble.
Oh, J.D. What I said.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, J.D. called me and we put
it on a speaker and the three of
us talked.
Seemed like there was a bad kid following
Ryan and getting him into trouble.
Ryan told J.D. Dad, I want you
to write a note about put in my
lunchbox saying I love you.
You're going to be a good boy today.
This is what my friend's Larry's mother does.
J.D. replied, you know, that's what my
mom did.
And they used to hate it, said it
embarrassed them.
Well, there was a boy coming to school
wearing a tutu and the teacher was doing
the pronoun thing.
J.D. and Ashley talked to the kids
about everyone is different.
It is OK with a tutu.
Then J.D. found out two kids were
transitioning seven years old and in the second
grade.
That was it.
He met with the principal of the Catholic
school and they had a long talk to
school like J.D. and Ashley so much.
They both took the kids right away.
The school goes up to eighth grade.
Well, the first week has been amazing.
It told the kids are like night and
day.
Talk to Ryan after his first day.
And they were learning how to read clock
a real clock in second grade.
And they wear uniforms.
I'm all for the uniforms.
I always like the uniforms.
I can't help myself.
I like the uniforms.
OK, well, while we're doing that about clock,
we got to Mitch checking in.
He works in the financial services field.
This company is a very old school pen
and paper company coat and tie operation.
Good.
This is a good letter.
Some of the reps are fresh out of
college and did not know how to send
a letter.
Yeah.
Our manager.
I put it on my I'm putting together
a long list.
Our manager had to explain where to write
the address information.
We now have a sample letter on the
whiteboard at all times.
What?
But I'm not complaining about Gen Z.
What are they teaching these kids in school?
No, it's the school's fault.
Not Gen Z's fault.
No, it's not.
And they're talking.
I sent a return, went back and forth
with this guy.
And these are not kids out of high
school.
These are college grads with certificates.
Yeah.
You know, of expertise.
Yeah.
On top of it.
So they're like beyond.
They're like post grad, basically.
And it's like graduate schools from college.
And they can't.
They don't know where to put the return
address.
They don't know where to write the name,
the address.
Where's the stamp?
Go.
I don't know.
What's the stamp?
What's the stamp?
Yeah.
This is the schools.
This should, like they said, they're teaching the
kids clock in second grade.
Yeah.
That's when you're supposed to do it.
You don't do it in college.
I'll tell you, all the kids at the
meetup, they knew how to read clock.
You better believe it.
I've got the cutest note.
Hold on.
Let me see.
Two daughters.
We had a lot of Navy vets who
were there.
Navy vets in the middle of Texas?
Yeah.
Well, they came from lots of different places.
There was a whole bunch of them.
And one is from Abigail Miller, age 10.
Thank you, Mr. Adam, and thank you, Mrs.
Tina.
And then Maddie, her sister, said, thank you
for your cause.
I like that.
Thank you for your cause.
And gave us a little note, John, and
asked us what our favorite color was.
I guess we both like blue a lot,
and we both like dogs, so they're going
to send us drawings of blue dogs.
So you can look forward to that in
the P.O. box.
That's the kind of kids no agenda people
raise.
I like that.
Yeah, blue dog Democrats.
So the tie-in-all thing continues.
And with another fun causation or correlation, or
whatever you want to call it, because now
tie-in-all in combination with circumcision is
causing autism.
Oh, yeah, I heard this one.
This is a little bit much.
Many, many other confirmation studies.
There's two studies that show children who are
circumcised early have double the rate of autism.
And it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol.
So, you know, none of this is positive,
but all of it is stuff that we
should be paying attention to.
But, you know, there's a tremendous amount of
proof or evidence, I would say, as a
non-doctor, but I've studied it.
Okay, first of all, President Trump, stop with
the non-doctor stuff.
Just don't do it at all.
But he is signaling vaccine throughout this whole
thing.
You know, I met Bobby in my office
20 years ago.
We were talking about the same thing 20
years ago.
Really?
And I was a real estate developer.
It bothered me that it seemed to be
getting worse, but it's so bad now when
you hear these numbers.
It's not even really sustainable.
I don't know how people do it, but
there is some very strong evidence on Tylenol.
In fact, at one point, I guess the
company gave a warning.
They still don't recommend it during pregnancy.
That's the weird thing.
They're not recommending it.
That's the company itself.
So just don't take it.
Don't take it.
If you're a woman, don't take it, and
don't give it to the baby when the
baby is born, and I think that's going
to have an impact.
But I'd also get the shots in smaller
doses.
Oh, yeah.
There are a few things.
We gave a few things that just seemed
to be, and I think you'd get that
number way back up.
Think of it.
You have one in 20,000.
It's just not even believable when you think
that 20,000 drops to 12 children.
So that's induced by something that's given or
taken, and it should be able to be
stopped.
One out of 47 presidents recommends not taking
Tylenol.
Certainly not if you're circumcised.
The jokes almost write themselves.
However, I will say that the pharma ads
are starting to add more of their side
effects.
Have you noticed this lately?
Yeah, there's some real gems out there, some
of the ads.
I mean, I haven't clipped them yet, but
they're getting funnier.
I have one.
Now, they do sneak in there.
These are not all the side effects.
I'm like, wow, these are not all the
side effects?
Have you seen that little clip that's going
around of all the Pfizer side effects for
the COVID vaccine that finally got released?
No, I haven't seen that.
It's a video of page after page, hundreds
if not thousands of side effects.
Now, here's a drug.
By the time you get to the end
of the disclaimer, you forget what the drug
was for.
Discover an injectable immunotherapy, Opdivo-Cuvantic, for certain
previously treated adults whose kidney cancer has spread.
Unlike an infusion that takes 30 minutes, Opdivo
-Cuvantic lets you receive treatment quickly in as
little as three minutes.
Opdivo-Cuvantic is an immunotherapy that works with
your immune system to help fight cancer.
So, that's 15 seconds of ad, and now
the disclaimers.
Opdivo-Cuvantic can cause your immune system to
harm healthy parts of your body during and
after treatment.
These problems can be severe and lead to
death.
See your doctor right away if you have
a cough, chest pain, shortness of breath, irregular
heartbeat, diarrhea, constipation, severe stomach pain, severe nausea
or vomiting, dizziness, fainting, eye problems, extreme tiredness,
changes in appetite, thirst or urine, rash, itching,
confusion, memory problems, muscle pain or weakness, joint
pain or fever.
Report severe or persistent muscle or joint pain.
Tell your doctor if you have myasthenia gravis
or Guillain-Barre syndrome.
Immune system problems include Crohn's disease, ulcerative colitis
or lupus.
These are not all the possible side effects.
Tell your doctor about all medical conditions, including
immune or nervous system problems, if you've had
or plan to have an organ or stem
cell transplant, or receive chest radiation.
Opdivo-Cuvantic can harm your unborn baby.
Yay!
45 seconds of disclaimer, and you still gotta
call your doctor for the rest.
It's unbelievable.
I mean, you gotta be pretty desperate to
take that.
And it's an immunotherapy, so what is it?
Is it more mRNA stuff?
No, no, it'd be who knows what.
I mean, there's witches' brews that they just
sell.
Yeah.
And, you know, with Trump going around and
calling Antifa a terrorist group, it's kind of
interesting, because have you seen this super clip
that surfaced?
I have a copy of it right here.
I have a copy of it here, too.
Well, check the times on the two.
117.
I'll bet yours is exactly the same.
Let me see.
Yeah, there's only one going around.
Yep, 117.
So we'll play it.
But these are all from five years ago.
None of this is current.
These are people who are, some of them
not even on the air anymore.
But, okay.
There's no Antifa.
Except for Jimmy Kimmel.
He's clicking on by his fingernails.
There's no Antifa.
This is an entirely imaginary organization.
There is not an Antifa.
Stop, stop, stop.
That clip is not from five years ago.
That's from a couple days ago.
Oh, really?
Well, he's the only one, then.
A couple of these were pretty new.
Oh, okay.
It was mix and match.
Felt old to me.
Felt old to me.
Yeah, but no, that was pretty new.
He did a little bit on it.
Oh, okay.
And that was part of it.
There's no Antifa.
This is an entirely imaginary organization.
There is not an Antifa.
Like, I don't even know what Antifa is.
Group.
There is no group.
It's not even like far-right groups like
the Proud Boys and Oath Keepers.
Compared to right-wing extremists, Antifa-linked violence
is rare and limited.
It isn't an organization.
It is, in many ways, mythology.
It's not like the Proud Boys or the
Oath Keepers.
You know, sort of defined terrorist organizations with
leadership that leads violence.
It's not a highly organized movement.
It's a moniker.
It's not a unified group like the Proud
Boys are.
Things like Antifa are things that are thought
up.
It's all in this guise of going after
Antifa, which is nothing.
There's no organization called Antifa.
Nobody's a member of Antifa because it doesn't
exist.
They are just declaring into existence something that
doesn't exist.
There is no Antifa organization, so maybe that's
good for social media, but it really is
nonexistent.
They exist on the Internet in chat rooms
and in 4chan and Discord and places like
that where they run discussion boards, trade tactics,
documents, things like that.
But none of them are called Antifa.
I think we should ask the machine.
What do you think?
Should we ask the machine if there is
an actual group called Antifa?
The machine should reflect a pretty much similar
opinion.
Let's see what the machine says.
Error.
Is there an actual group named Antifa?
Okay.
Doing real well so far.
Let's try it again.
Is there an actual group named Antifa?
No.
There's no official centralized group called Antifa.
It's more of a loose movement, short for
anti-fascist, made up of individuals and small
activist networks opposing far-right extremism.
No formal membership, no HQ, just people showing
up when they see fit.
Kind of chaotic, but that's by design.
Oh, it's by design.
Hmm.
By whose design?
Ask her again.
By whose design?
By theirs, honestly.
Antifa's not run by some shadowy overlord.
It's decentralized on purpose.
Started from anarchists and socialist roots in the
1930s Europe, fighting Nazis back then.
Folks kept the vibe alive because they distrust
big structures.
Easier to dodge crack towns that way.
Think crowdsourcing resistance, not a club with dues.
Well, there you go.
I mean, we might as well pack this
show in.
Yeah.
Everything we thought is wrong.
Apparently.
Black guys inventing telephones.
Black guys invent an airplane and a cell
phone.
What are we going to do?
We're no good.
Hey, with that, I'd like to thank you
for your courage.
In the morning, to you, the man who
put the C in no correction, say hello
to my friend on the other end, the
one, the only, Mr. John C.
DeMora!
Yeah, in the morning, I'd like to encourage
any membership, seagulls and refugees, or something in
the water, and all the names of knights
out there.
Hold on a second, trolls.
Let me count something we got going on
here.
1956.
1956.
Yeah, it's a holiday number.
Sounds about right.
Yeah, it's not too bad.
1956.
These trolls, they're hanging out on their holiday
weekend.
Everyone has the Monday off, we're presuming.
And you're getting ready for your barbecue or
hanging out with the family, which is nice.
And we're here in our non-camera-filled
studios, bringing you the best media deconstruction there
is in the universe.
Five cameras, shoot!
Five cameras.
Live!
Live five cameras!
Could we charge tickets for that?
This is, everyone's doing tours now.
Even Pivot's doing a tour.
They're selling out.
Pivot.
Who's Pivot?
Pivot.
Scott and...
Oh, that lousy podcast?
Scott and Cara.
Yeah, they're doing a tour.
They got five venues sold out.
I think they have the Superdome.
Can you imagine?
Yes.
How would anyone go to that?
There's something about people who have been hearing
their favorite podcast people, which has nothing to
do with video, by the way.
At all.
No, and they want to see it on
stage.
I'm with you.
It seems like the most uninteresting thing ever.
But maybe if we had, like, you know,
jugglers and dwarfs while we're doing it?
Dwarfs!
I'm sorry, little people.
I'm sure we have some little people in
the No Agenda production audience who would be
happy.
They have dwarfs for sure.
Yeah, I'm sure we could have a good
time.
You know, I think that our version of
this, which is meetups, which don't include us...
Mostly, mostly.
Mostly, yeah.
They include us a couple of times a
year, a few times a year.
Once in a while, yeah.
Is a better idea, because it brings...
There's no community involved with these audience things.
I mean, you know, unless you had, you
know, unless you had your, like, your Pastor
Jimmy come out and tell people to meet
each other.
And that's not going to happen.
No.
Pastor Jimmy would be happy to do the
show with us, I'm sure, if we asked
him.
He'd be happy to.
I'm sure he would.
I'm sure he'd be happy to do it.
So, yeah.
I just, you know, it seems like a
lot of work.
And for what?
You know, and then people can't get to
it.
I don't know.
Maybe if we did it in the sphere.
How about that?
Now you're talking.
In the sphere.
We should do it.
Yeah, we can do the national.
That's going to...
You know how we did the third show,
Threat, for I don't know how many years.
Yeah, yeah.
We rode that to the, you know, we
rode that until it died, the horse died.
Yes.
I think we can write this.
The sphere.
We should do a national meetup.
Yes, in the sphere.
In the sphere in Vegas.
Yeah.
We need to get a price on that
thing.
What does that cost?
Yeah, we got to do some research.
Maybe we can get a...
There should be...
What is it called when you have the
cheap price when you have excess inventory?
Remnant.
Remnant.
Remnant pricing.
Remnant pricing.
We want remnant pricing.
Yes.
And then, you know, and let that guy
with his big mouth come in and do
the video.
Because, you know, you got a big talker
with his five camera shoot.
Yeah, we can do that.
Spectacular, spectacular video effects projected in the sphere.
Yeah.
Oh, that'd be great.
The whole, our two heads, our heads on
the sphere, our big giant heads.
I'm sure people would do a lot of
cool AI stuff for us in the sphere.
All right.
All right.
So, before the four years are up, if
we can get the pricing and we can
get the remnant inventory and we can get
it all together, I'm sure we'd be happy
to come to do a special live show
in the sphere.
Yeah.
And we'll be in a bubble.
That's our goal.
That's a goal.
That's a goal.
We'll be in the bubble, our podcast bubble.
You know, because I got to have my
gear with me.
Got to have the stuff with me.
You know.
Got to have our clips, everything.
Yeah.
And we could bring.
Yeah.
And Patrick.
Should I bring a couple of these little
devices?
Yeah.
And then we should just bring people out.
Like, and here's the trap babies.
And the babies come out.
And then here's Sir Patrick Coble.
And here's Dirty Jersey Whore.
And we just bring them all out.
And then they all take a bow.
It's like, what's the name of that comedy
show where the guy does, I can't remember
the name of it, but there's some comedian
that brings all these different comics out.
Oh, Kill Tony?
Kill Tony?
Kill Tony.
Do a Kill Tony-like environment so that
we bring these people out and insult each
other.
That'd be great.
All right.
How about Mud Wrestling will be part of
it.
With midgets.
Mud Wrestling midgets.
Wonderful.
We're getting there.
We're getting there.
We're getting the venue figured out.
Okay.
Yeah, we're working on it.
And we'll do an award show while we're
at it.
Anyway, these trolls are listening, and they're listening
at noagendastream.com.
Wonderful, wonderful experiment we started thanks to Void
Zero.
Oh, man.
15, 16 years ago, with the troll room
where people sit around and troll and just
scroll, scroll and troll, and it's always been
fun.
We have a feeling that we have a
live audience.
It just feels good.
I like it.
I personally really enjoy having it.
You don't watch it during the show, but
I'm always watching what people have to say.
And sometimes there's good one-liners, and usually
some good information.
Nobody seemed to know about the cell phone
or the airplane.
We had to go to Grok for that
one to get Error to tell us what
was up with that.
Of course, many of them are using these
modern podcast apps.
You've probably heard of them.
They deliver your podcast, even when the noagendashow
.net website does not, which, believe it or
not, was another part of the upgrade.
Did you get any emails?
You must have gotten emails about it.
Yeah, people moaning.
Yeah, it's amazing how many people listen to
the show on the website.
I'm always surprised by that.
But the people at the modern podcast app,
like, I've got it on my app.
How come it's not on the website?
I said, what?
Are you a pig?
Are you oinking?
I'm just moving gear around.
Okay, so podcastapps.com.
Get a modern podcast app.
The biggest benefit to noagender producers is when
we go live, the bat signal goes up.
You hear about it.
You know the show's live.
You tap in right away in your podcast
app.
That's what's so cool about it.
You get the live stream.
And of course, when we release within 90
seconds, you will be notified that the podcast
is available, even if it takes longer to
get everywhere else, certainly on the legacy apps.
Now, in our value for value model, we'll
be celebrating 18 years of the show on
October 26th, which is, man, that's 18 years.
Somehow it feels like a milestone.
Is that because 18, you're legal to drive?
No, you're legal to drive.
What is 18 these days?
Drinking.
I thought drinking.
Voting.
Voting.
Voting, voting.
There you go.
There you go.
Voting.
I thought, yeah, 18.
Okay.
So the value for value model works by
people doing lots of things for the show,
being our boots on the ground, being our
producers, telling us what you know.
You see the things.
You're an expert in the field.
You're a SME.
SME, as in subject matter expert.
Then you need to let us know when
we're wrong or what we got right, or
even if we haven't discussed it, something we
need to discuss.
This is very important work for the No
Agenda Nation.
Hmm?
Yeah, it reminds me of a clip I
didn't get.
Which one?
Oh, it was about, I teased it in
the newsletter and I didn't follow up.
Which clip was it?
About the South Korean, the whole system goes
down.
In South Korea, they lost a bunch of
data.
People with their digital ID, now they don't
have a home and they can't get their
money or anything.
They don't have a home?
It's a disaster.
Wow.
It's like, you know, you can't, you're locked
out.
You can't get, the key won't work on
the phone.
Oh, you can't get into your home?
Nothing works.
That actually brings me to a bonus clip.
Hold on a second.
It's kind of related.
This is the latest from Amazon.
Amazon is adding facial recognition technology to its
new ring cameras and doorbells.
The global technology company calls the new feature
familiar faces.
They say it will recognize familiar people such
as family, friends, or neighbors.
Homeowners can then tag them in the ring
app so the next time they can be
identified by name rather than generic person at
the front door.
But privacy experts are a little concerned because
people are being recorded without their consent.
According to Ring, the new facial recognition feature
won't be available in Illinois, Texas, and Portland,
Oregon due to laws restricting it.
Yeah, this, what could possibly go wrong with
this?
Tagging people.
I mean, this is, so that now the
officials will know when you're walking past someone's
house.
Oh, that's Bob.
Okay, Bob pops up.
Yeah, exactly.
That way you can keep tabs on you.
Yeah, I don't.
And could you, I mean, can you also
set it up so if a familiar face
shows up who you don't want to talk
to that it just doesn't ring?
Or it says, oh, that guy's here.
That's kind of a handy feature, keeping people
out.
Yeah.
Part of the work people do to support
the show and our value for value model
is create artwork on relatively cheap AI machines.
And we go in after the show to
NoahArtGenerator.com and we grab one of them
and we make it our album art.
And once again, it's cartoony, but it was
kind of funny.
And the concept was good.
The prompting was easy.
And Jeffrey Ria brought the artwork for episode
1806 titled Gray Zone.
And it was a Noah agenda ham burglar.
It was like a puzzle.
You had to figure out what is going
on with the crook, with the prison outfit,
on a ham radio, with a ham.
With a ham.
Did you see that someone animated it?
No.
Oh, yeah, on Twitter.
There's a new way.
There's an AI project that will animate anything.
Yeah.
And it even had the VU meter animating.
The RF meter was animated.
It was quite amazing.
That stuff, I mean, that's where your trillions
of dollars are going.
It's good stuff.
Well worth it.
Of course, we also like to thank people
who support us financially.
$50 and above are always mentioned, not under
$50 for reasons of anonymity.
And we have a special spot for people
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We'll mention you in this segment, and we
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Along with that, we'll give you an official
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a real credit.
You can use that anywhere Hollywood credits are
recognized, including imdb.com or $300 or more,
and you'll become an executive producer, and we
will also read your note.
And we got a number of on-the
-spot donations yesterday at the No Agenda Meetup
here in Fredericksburg.
Several instant nights.
So this was a very, very generous crowd.
And it started off with, this was funny,
Sir Tim, he will be Sir Tim.
He is now an instantite.
He gave us $1,000 in silver.
He gave us 21 pieces of silver in
a nice, handsome leather pouch, so it felt
just like Judas.
Oh, at least you put in 21, not
20.
And he will be instantited today.
Donation note, I was hit in the mouth
in 2010 by Sir Kevin Webb, and I've
been a listener ever since.
I hit my wife in the mouth, and
we damed her first, and now it's my
turn.
Please knight me, Sir Tim of the Domestead.
They actually live in a dome home, which
they built themselves, which is pretty cool.
You ever seen these geodesic dome homes?
Oh, yeah.
In fact, there's some town around, I saw
a special on it, that they specialize in
displaying these domes.
That's cool.
There's a lot of new dome technology.
Yes, yes.
He had a lot to say about the
dome technology.
I'll bet he did.
Those guys are into this, they're into all
the technology, the new kind of domes that
people live in.
They look dumb.
So please knight me, Sir Tim of the
Domestead.
Well, he built a structure around it, so
the dome is the home, and then around
it, they built, you know, it looks like
a regular house.
It's really like a bra.
Wait a minute, so there's a house outside,
and you go in the house, and there's
a dome you go into, and that's the
house.
Yes, exactly.
Which he says is fireproof, windproof, and bulletproof.
See, I would think it'd be the other
way around.
You have this giant dome, and then you
go into the dome, and there'd be a
nice, cute little house inside.
No.
In fact, because it's just, it looks kind
of like a house on the outside, except
for the roof, and it has two mounds.
It looks like a bra, like two boobs
on top of your home.
It's kind of an odd structure.
If we're still able to do the Secretary
General thing, I'd like to be titled Secretary
General of the Digital Domestead.
Yes, you can.
Keeping the note short, the rest can be
said at the meetup, Sir Tim.
Then we got...
Oh, yes.
So that was the silver donation.
Then we got 910,000 Satoshis sent to
my wallet, which I will send on to
our wallet, in Bitcoin, from Aaron and Aaron
Estill, I think it is.
Estill.
Oh, I cannot read his handwriting.
So that's $1,000.
Abilene, Texas.
Navy retired.
Oh, yeah.
He was one of the top guys in
the Navy, and they wanted to force the
COVID shot on him, and he said, nope,
and he left the Navy.
He left over the COVID shot.
He says, thank you, John.
Can he get back in and get the
back pay they promised?
I'm not sure.
I should have asked him that, but there
was like a million kids running around.
Then we go to Duke of the Pacific,
Trash Vortex, $500.
He says, Jim Comey says, hi.
Nice little card he has here.
Just kidding.
This donation is from Rogue, R-H-O
-A-G.
I will send a more legible note to
the correct email.
So that's $500.
Thank you very much.
$500 from Marco D.
Magnanimous, and he's the Baron Boomer.
$500 for Secretary General of All Things Good,
and he wanted a Jobs Karma and a
Shut Up Slave.
So he wanted the Italian Shut Up Slave,
so we got that here for him.
Shut up, slave.
And he's your Jobs Karma.
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs.
Shut up, karma.
And then $1,033 from Sir Nick.
Mr. Curry, Mr. Dvorak, my brother hit me
in the mouth maybe a dozen times before
my chin gave out.
He kept telling me I'd love the show
and mentioned the fixation of the 33 to
appeal to a past part of me that
had some deep, persistent metaphysical run-ins with
the number.
One day at work...
I don't know what that is.
One day at work...
What?
He's got run-ins with the number.
The number's tracking him around.
Something's up.
He knows it.
One day at work, I decided to tune
in, and it happened to be show 1533.
Have him being born at 1533 p.m.
That was 333 in the afternoon.
I was intrigued by the circumstance.
I haven't missed a show since, and happened
to have planned a family vacation coinciding with
the Fredericksburg meet-up scheduled at 333 p
.m. Please accept me as an instantite.
Please accept my gratitude.
Make good episode 1595 was a wedding gift
to my brother.
Please make Paul Mazzoni the associate executive producer,
not me, New Jersey Mazzoni.
I've been the douche all this time, not
him.
Okay, so I'll put that...
That's a switcheroo.
Yes, it is a switcheroo, and he will
be Sir Nick, the knight of Knoxville's 33rd
degree, and a de-douching is in order.
You've been de-douched.
And then I only have three more, and
this will be an associate executive producer from
Ben and Heather Wright from San Antonio, 22222.
Dear Adam and John, my wife and I
were hitting the mouth a little over two
years ago when we listened to our first
No Agenda episode, 1660, The Doom Goblin, in
which you and John talked about the media
attack on raw milk.
We immediately sought out our local herd share,
signed the contract, shook our farmers' hands, and
fell in love with our raw milk dealer.
Shout out to Triple Oaks Farm in Virginia.
Raw milk dealer.
After hearing you reveal how the news coverage
is silly, nudging, and downright brainwashing, there was
no going back.
I've been listening ever since and love how
small my amygdala is becoming.
Hence the time has come for my wife
and I to donate and hereby request a
de-douching.
You've been de-douched.
Enclose the donation of 222.22 because my
wife and I are pregnant with twins.
Could we get a double up baby-making
karma?
I didn't actually get the baby-making karma.
Uh, baby.
By the way, I was telling all these
expectant parents that they have to name their
kids after us, and they all promised to
do it.
They all said, oh yeah, sure, we'll do
it.
Double up baby-making karma for all people
out there wanting their own human resources.
And if you add the segment you have
of John complaining about the guy eating peanuts
on an airplane, I'll talk to my keeper
about naming our twins Adam and John.
Just a potential exit strategy for y'all
20 years from now if you play your
cards right.
Well, we'll give you the baby karma.
How about that?
Sounds like the right thing to do.
You've got karma.
Also, there were Chauvin, Sir Canebrake, Commodore of
the Gitmo Navy, and Dame Tracy of the
Roman Rite, Commodore of Gitmo Nation.
Royalty, brother, royalty.
$100 and gave me $5 they'd received from
a Jewish establishment here in Fredericksburg and coined
it Jew money, so thank you for that.
Jew money.
Jew money.
Thank you to you and John for sharing
your collective knowledge and wisdom with the Gitmo
Nation.
We look forward to the biweekly No Agenda
shows to keep us sane.
We especially respect and appreciate the God-centered
perspective in your life.
Thank you.
Yes?
I have a request.
Mm-hmm?
They asked for two baby-making karmas, and
just in case, you should give them the
second one.
You've got karma.
That's about how long it'll take for the
second one to come out.
And then Khan Nguyen and I think his
wife, not on here, they always show up.
They come in from Austin, I believe, and
$100, and thank you so much.
Thank you to everybody who was at the
meetup.
Thank you to Gail and Matt Long, who
organized it, and of course, everybody at J6
or Jenny's 1776 Bar.
It was a great time, really one of
the best we've had.
Now we go to our executive and associate
executive producers who sent in through various methods,
Sir Chris Cohen from Austin, 51538.
He is the ringless baron of North Austin
here with his hat trick donation, which elevates
him to Viscount, executive producer and secretary general
all in one fell swoop.
And he says, hi, Adam and John.
With his hat trick donation, it's been three
in a row now, I forgot to mention
I'll be celebrating my 64th birthday on Tuesday.
Perhaps a double up, double tap is in
order.
Not sure what that means.
A double up, double tap?
Does he want to be shot?
Is that what he wants?
That's what it sounds like.
Don't we have that somewhere?
There you go.
I'm an OG pre-pod show DSC listener
who has been with the show all 18
years and was there when Adam first arrived
in Austin during the Hot Pockets tour.
Wow.
Sir Gordon Walton, the Baron Walton was there
as well.
He was at that very first meetup and
he's made all of his family no agenda
peers.
I've attended the previous two Fredericksburg meetups but
they will not be there today.
Unfortunately, we'll be celebrating at the round table
with tequila and conchinita pibil or Weiss beers
and sauerbraten.
Lastly, I want to call out my friend
Porkface who hit me in the mouth several
years ago as a douchebag.
Douchebag.
Sincerely, Chris Cowan.
Thank you, Chris.
Porkface.
Yeah, there you go.
Duke of the Pacific Trash Vortex, 500 bucks.
This is a third annual Fredericksburg meetup donation.
And it's a switcheroo.
Please give this executive producer credit to my
nine-week-old granddaughter, little Miss Daphne, the
darling.
Trademark.
Trademark, indeed.
And pending my ability to complete her full
namehood, please bestow upon her the title of
Secretary General of Babyland.
Okay.
Thank you both for the wise deconstruction as
well as the laughs.
It is, after all, a comedy podcast.
Indeed.
April, Apple wouldn't lie.
R-A-H-O-A.
Rogue.
Rogue Duke of the Pacific Trash Vortex.
That was 500 bucks.
All right.
We move on to Sir Meister Chit Chat,
Russville, Arkansas.
350 and 93 cents.
Greetings and salutations.
It is Russellville.
Is it Russellville?
Yeah.
Greetings and salutations from Mr. Meister Chit Chat
of Harmony Homestead.
This donation of $333.33 plus fees is
a switcheroo and final donation necessary for Dame
Hood of my beloved, who this coming Thursday
produces our first human resource.
I began her path to Dame Hood requesting
baby-making karma from the knowage in the
community, and here we are.
There it is.
Baby Karma Works.
Kid needs to be named after us.
With this donation, I may now rest easy
as my son shall be of full noble
blood of a sir and a dame, and
his name will be Sir Adam John Dvorak
Curry.
Chit Chat.
So she shall be known, his dame, as
Lady Agricola Gothicus, and she wants salted caramel
latte and homemade pop tarts at the round
table.
That's the pregnant ladies.
They always have that stuff.
We are grateful to have opened this chapter
with the help of No Agenda and excited
to close it to begin the next one
with No Agenda as well.
Keep up the good work.
Thank you for your courage.
Here's to four times four more years.
Sincerely, Sir Meister Chit Chat and Lady Agricola
Gothicus of Harmony Homestead.
Sean A.
Pilichowski in Portage or Portage?
Portage.
I would say Portage.
Yeah, you would.
Wisconsin.
Two, two, two?
Two, two.
Another marking the day as switcheroo day.
This is a switcheroo for my wife, Dame
Hanging Laundry and her damehood.
I love you and our walks.
And since John and Adam hit you in
the mouth many years ago, that's interesting.
She hit him in the mouth then, I
guess.
Yeah.
You now hang laundry much better.
Well, maybe not.
I don't know how this works, but I
love you too and my laundry hanging wife.
Okay.
She's apparently hanging a lot of laundry.
Help her out.
Get her a dryer.
And what are the chances as I'm about
to open my gigawatt coffee roaster's cold brew,
there's Eli the Coffee Guy 21012, which he
always does the date.
Get it?
$200, 1012.
Brothers, I need some travel karma.
We can do that for you.
After a long, hard month where I lost
my stepfather to complications from surgery and dealing
with other additional challenges, we decided to head
down to Chattanooga for a little R&R
and visit some old friends.
We made it as far as Louisville before
our friends called and told us that kids
both had the flu.
Trip is canceled.
So we are making the most of it
and hanging in Louisville for the weekend.
That said, the way the trip in the
past weeks have gone, let us get some
karma to make it home safe and sound.
That way we can get back to the
grind of making great coffee at an affordable
price.
Visit gigawattcoffeeroasters.com.
Use code ITM20 for 20% off your
order.
Stay caffeinated, says Eli, Jen, and Ethan.
So, yeah, we got some karma for you.
And I'm going to add a goat just
for the coffee.
You've got karma.
Now we have Serheib of Hogtown, $200.37.
And this is in purple, which means, Hi,
fellas, I donated Bitcoin just to annoy John,
but sadly had tech issues doing so and
sent Adam Boomer-ish emails.
Apologies.
That's funny.
You got Boomer-ish emails?
Yeah.
This donation is in honor of my friend,
Christina, whom I punched in the mouth a
few months ago.
She is in the dystopian hellhole of Buffalo,
New York, a single-party-controlled dem stronghold.
Those are all cities with a child poverty
rate of almost 50%.
This is all Democrat-run cities.
They're all the same.
They got one name on the ballot every
cycle.
It's just, it's just, by the way, I
blame the Republicans for this situation because they
don't, they never put anybody up.
They don't have good, you know, they don't
have a machine.
They don't do anything well.
They don't have any leadership.
That's too bad.
It's just horrible.
It's just how, it's just, it's just fine
with the brainwashed masses.
Oh, they only have one candidate.
Please give her karma and a de-douching.
You've been de-douched.
And so give her some pity for being
the only non-dem in the city.
That's probably not true, by the way, in
the city limits.
Sir Hebe of Hogtown, the brain aneurysm guy.
Oh, that guy.
That guy.
You've got karma.
And Linda Lou Patkin is here with $200,
and she requests Jobs Karma and says, as
she always does, and rightly so, for a
competitive edge.
With a resume that gets results, go to
ImageMakersInc.com for all of your executive resume
and job search needs.
That's ImageMakersInc with a K, and work with
Linda Lou.
She's the Duchess of Jobs and writer of
winning resumes.
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs.
You've got karma.
And finally, we have Surfer from Orlando, Florida.
And he sent a check in for $200
and put a note in with it, which
is written on a piece of paper.
And you can tell it's a piece of
paper by the sound it makes.
Yep.
October, ITM John and Anna, switcheroo.
Another switcheroo, yet another switcheroo.
Please credit this esteemed associate executive producership to
Mr. Dana Brunetti.
Congrats to him.
He still hasn't made executive.
He's still just an associate executive producer.
Poor Dana Brunetti.
I find myself, he's going to, you can't
say that because he has donated executive producer
level donations that he's going to write a
nasty note in.
And then we get into a back and
forth.
Oh, fine.
You and Dana, mostly.
Yes, fine.
I find myself in a Kafkaesque situation.
I request that the peerage committee consider this
appeal to resolve it.
Here are the relevant facts.
Previously, without evidence, the peerage committee declared that
I cannot carry the title of Black Baron
because no such title exists.
However, the committee conceded he can call himself
Black Baron if he wants to, unquote.
Two.
Now he starts with A, then goes to
two.
So then we have an issue right away.
He's like Biden.
There's three things.
A.
A.
Two, he says.
Look, I didn't call myself Black Baron.
You guys did.
I was duly credited and pronounced.
Pronounced-icated.
Pronounced-icated.
Pronounced-icated, like you like to say.
Black Baron of the I-4 corridor in
episode 1512.
Ugh.
I humbly submit that if there's a place
for a governor within the Gitmo Nation community,
there can also be a place for one
true Black Baron.
If the committee sees this differently or cheerfully,
I don't think so, cheerfully accept this.
Furthermore, denying me the title of Black Baron
would actually be a reversal.
I'm worried for the show that it might
look bad if the committee strips a loyal
knight of a duly pronounced title, right?
You wouldn't want people thinking peerage is a
scam, would you?
No.
God forbid.
Can I claim the official title of Black
Baron?
Yes or no?
Answer the question.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
No jingles, no karma.
Love is lesser for TBD.
Baron of the I-4 corridor, Orlando.
On a side note to Franz Kafka's writing,
blah, blah, blah.
Okay, this is going to a committee and
will be resolved within the next 30 days.
Well, then take this into the committee with
you because Baron Scott of the Armory was
at the meetup yesterday with his dogs, Bonnie
and Clyde, and his wife, who was a
hootenanny, and he said, I'm going to be
a Black Viscount.
I said, there's no such thing.
He says, yes, there is, because I was
a Black knight, so I'm a Black Baron
and I can be a Black Viscount.
So take that into your peerage committee.
This is out of control.
Sigh.
This will all be resolved at the Sphere
show.
All.
Hey, thank you very much, executive associate, executive
producers.
Thank you, meetup producers.
Highly appreciated.
It was good to hang out with everybody.
I think I spoke to everybody that was
there.
Thank you to the Keeper for shuttling me
around, as she usually does, although a lot
of people seem to be there for Tina,
which was nice to see.
And, of course, we'll be thanking the rest
of our supporters, $50 and above, and our
value for value model.
Go to noagendadonations.com.
Whatever value you get out of the show,
just put it in the numbers and send
it to us.
We're happy with anything that you feel is
the value you receive from the show.
You can also set up a recurring donation
at any time you want, any amount, any
frequency, noagendadonations.com.
Thank you again to our executive and associate
executive producers.
Our formula is this.
We go out, we hit people in the
mouth.
A lot of people responded to the license
plate lobby.
Oh.
Yeah, they thought it was quite disgusting.
In fact, Brad sent me a note.
It's the way business is done in this
country.
You do it that way.
Well, he had another take.
Hey, bud.
Hey, bud.
I heard your short segment on the front
license plates and how 3M is behind dashing
the attempts of lawmakers to change that law.
I've heard of big pharma and big banks,
but I guess now we need to be
on the lookout for big paint.
Next thing you know, Candace Owens will be
doing a six-part series linking Israel to
the front license plate issue at the same
time linking 3M to the Charlie Kirk assassination.
I've got my popcorn ready.
Yep, it's coming.
There you go.
Yeah.
He's got that right.
So I got a series of clips that
are all taken from here and there that
have to do with the VACs.
Oh, really?
Yeah, there's a series here, and they're all
different.
It's a lot of Kennedy, because Kennedy's been
slipping stuff in.
You pointed this out earlier in the show
about how Trump said something.
They're really trying to get the VACs thing,
so people take a second look, and do
we need these VACs?
I saw a clip.
It's not part of this segment, but it's
where somebody said that the VACs is more
dangerous than the disease.
Can they have some stats to prove it?
But let's listen to these clips, because they're
kind of interesting.
And I think I'm going to start off
with the counter, with the prevailing attitude.
This is a VACs talk girl, and I
want to set it up.
I believe this to be an ad for
CVS by an influencer, and she's standing there.
She's actually laying down.
I want to ask you, do you notice
that there's a lot of TikTokers?
They're laying in bed, or they've got their
head on a pillow, and they're yacking away.
I don't understand what the appeal of that
is.
Either that or they're in their car.
This girl is laying in bed.
Why?
She's in bed laying down.
The car is a natural studio.
I used to do podcasts from the car
all the time.
The car is a great studio for a
podcast, for the sound.
It's not a great backdrop.
It was great for audio, but it's not
great for video.
I agree.
It always makes you look like you're in
the passenger seat instead of the driver's seat,
which is another weird thing.
A lot of times I'm wondering when they're
in the driver's seat, what the heck are
they doing?
Watch the road.
She's laying there, and she's got one arm
uncovered, and it's got two different colored bandages
on, a little green one, a red one,
or something.
Oh, she got the flu shot and the
COVID shot.
Oh, yeah.
That way you would double up.
Let's listen to her before I get to
the main three clips.
I got my COVID and flu vaccines today,
and I'm so happy about that.
I got them for a few reasons.
One, because it's the right fucking thing to
do for myself, but also for everybody around
me, and also a little bit out of
spite.
There have been years where I've forgotten to
get my flu shot, but this year is
not going to be one of those years,
because, again, I trust science, and I'm not
a fucking idiot.
So here we are.
I am someone that does kind of get
affected.
When I first got my COVID shot, I
was down bad for a couple days, and
even when I get my flu shot, I
don't typically feel good for a day or
two afterwards.
And for people that are going to be
like, that means it's bad for you.
No, that means it's fucking working.
That's how that works.
And it's well worth it to protect myself,
but also everybody around me, especially when I
work with vulnerable communities.
It's my civic duty at this point.
So go get your vaccines.
CVS made it, like, so easy.
Well, a couple things.
First of all, the dropping of the F
-bomb every single time tells me that subconsciously
she knows this is wrong.
Oh, that's an interesting idea.
It's like a tell.
Yeah, it is a tell.
We've seen a lot of this, certainly recently,
a lot of F-bomb dropping.
Where'd you get that?
Get what?
That idea.
I just came up with it now.
This is the first for the show.
I'm listening to it now for the first
time.
And you got the idea right now that
dropping the F-bomb is a tell for
lying?
Oh, glory to God, John.
It just came to me.
The Holy Spirit gave me this.
Woo!
Laugh all you want.
Laugh all you want.
So that's part one.
Part two is the gross misinformation that somehow
you're protecting others with your vaccine is just
ludicrous.
I love that propaganda.
That's ludicrous.
Now, the end part about QVC, yeah, it's
possible.
But I would have thought they would have
wanted a little more payoff if she's getting
paid for this.
So maybe, maybe.
You know, the Gen Zers were all telling
me TikTok, it's ruined.
They said something has changed in the last
few months, which I think is sabotaged by,
well, the owners, the current owners.
I think that whoever buys this is getting
the dog because it's now filled with ads
and the algos are no longer giving people
what they want.
And it's noticeable, they say.
It's very noticeable.
Well, they would know.
I haven't noticed it, but I get mine
filtered through Twitter.
Yeah, no, you don't have the app.
But the app is throwing up ads everywhere.
It's annoying.
And the main thing is the algo has
changed.
And I think if Ellison, whatever this conglomerate
is who's going to buy it, they're buying
a dog, like, and not a good dog,
not as in a fluffy, oh, I love
you dog, but just a dog of a
product.
I think that this is a trick.
Something is no good.
So maybe, it could be.
Are you convinced it's a CBS influencer ad,
that she needs to disclose that?
I don't think she does.
She doesn't know that.
Most of these influencers are too dumb to
know that they have to disclose things.
I think it is a CBS ad.
How much do you get for that to
slip that in?
What kind of money are we talking about?
You know, I wish somebody out there would
tell me.
Well, there's agencies that do this.
There's entire agencies that handle influencers.
We're influencers.
We influence people.
It could be a couple hundred bucks.
It could be more.
It could be less.
It's probably a few hundred.
Well, I remember the right-wing influencers were
getting five grand for talking up soda pop.
Remember that?
Five grand?
Yeah.
That's good money.
They were all sorry about it.
Oh, sure they were.
And so was their banker.
Their investment banker.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Their investment banker.
So then I catch this on one of
the McCullough podcasts, and this is the Vax
Flu Shot Cleveland study.
Okay.
Clearly, these two studies show that not only
does the flu vaccination increase your risk of
flu by 27%, and that study was by
Shrestha and colleagues out of the Cleveland Clinic.
Over 40,000 people were in that study.
So this is a robust study, you know,
very credible.
And then the other study found 340%
increased risks of other viruses when you get
the flu shot.
And so not only are you getting more
flu, you're getting more coronaviruses and more infections.
And it's just ridiculous.
All right.
I had to cut it off because the
music.
Yeah.
So you have that situation.
So then Kennedy comes on different podcasts and
he's floating around.
And the stories are always a little different
here and there.
And I thought both of these were worth
listening to.
This is the Vax.
This is Kennedy on the flu shot saying
the same, basically the same thing as the
flu shots.
No good.
In a million years, I would not take
the flu shot.
And I'll tell you why.
Because this is what Cochran and BMJ have
found.
People who take the flu shot are protected
against that strain of flu.
They're 4.4 times more likely to get
a non-flu infection.
And you might find, and a lot of
people do, that they get the flu shot
and then they get sick.
They're usually not getting the flu.
They're getting something that is indistinguishable from the
flu because the flu shot gives you something
called pathogenic priming.
It injures your immune system so that you're
more likely to get a non-flu viral
upper respiratory infection.
In fact, the Pentagon published a story, and
you can cite this, it's by Wolfe, W
-O-L-F-E, in January of this
year, in which they said the flu shot
not only primes you for flu, but it
primes you for coronavirus.
If you get the flu, they had a
placebo group, and they had a vaccine group
because they wanted for military readiness to see
if the flu shot was prophylactic against coronavirus.
What they found is actually the people who
got the flu shot were 36% more
likely to get coronavirus.
And that's not a lone study.
We found six other major studies that say
the same thing.
If you get the flu shot, you're more
likely to get coronavirus.
Wow.
I hadn't heard that one.
I think we've talked about it several times,
certainly the flu shot.
Yeah.
But the flu shot, if you get the
flu shot, you're more susceptible to coronavirus.
That's interesting.
Yeah, I thought that was good.
But you're also more susceptible to some just
rando stuff.
It's a crappy shot.
I mean, I haven't gotten one for 20
years and I haven't gotten the flu since,
except that one time in 2017, but I
had Tamiflu and it took it out and
I haven't had anything.
I got the swine flu in 20, was
it 20?
No, it was much earlier.
When was the swine flu?
Yeah, you had something.
It was during the show era.
Yeah, it was 2010, I think.
It was during MeVeo because I remember I
didn't have an apartment in San Francisco.
I was at the, what was that crappy
Marriott down the road?
It wasn't a Marriott, it was something else.
It was a Hyatt, wasn't it?
Maybe it was a Hyatt.
Yeah, the Riott Hyatt.
And I was out for a couple of
days.
Isn't that the place, isn't that that part
that you stayed there as an apartment dweller?
Didn't you have some nearby neighbor who was
always hitting on you, some chick?
No, that was when I had the condo
in San Francisco.
Condo is a big word.
It was a very small apartment and it
was the Obama bot who was next door.
Oh, right.
And you were egging me on like, yeah,
go over there, knock on her door.
Well, you know me, what am I supposed
to say?
And I was like, hey, can I get
some action here for you?
Can I have some stickers?
Right.
I coached you on how to get, yes,
ask her for stickers.
And then I asked about the, hey, where's
the meetup?
How can I join the meetup to get
the training?
And she was recruiting me, but then she
got wary.
I think she kind of figured it out.
Like, oh, something's going on here.
Yeah.
That was a good times.
Yeah, that was a good one.
You were coaching me.
She was kind of cute.
I remember the neighbor.
Yeah.
I don't remember her name, but yeah, I
did get some stickers.
Okay.
Here's some stickers.
Yeah.
Some Obama stickers.
We're going to the camp.
It was a camp.
Obama camp.
That's what it was.
Yeah.
You try to, yeah.
I need to get trained in the camp.
Yeah.
That'd been fantastic.
Yeah.
Well, I missed out on the camp.
Oh, well.
All right.
So this is the last.
So Kennedy gives us the lowdown and there's
this flu stuff.
Meanwhile, you can listen to all the local
media you want to, and they're still going
to be pushing the flu shot.
Here's something.
Sorry.
But now we got to, this is Kennedy
on aluminum.
Wait, they're still putting aluminum in the shots?
Well, yeah.
They do it as an, it's a deadgivant.
Yeah.
It's to jigger your immune system.
It's to get y'all excited.
Well, here he explains it.
And then he talks about some of the
problems you end up with.
This is really good.
Here's something that people should know is that
aluminum provokes an allergic response and that's why
it was valuable.
So if you put the aluminum in with
the viral antigen, your body now mounts an
allergic response to that viral antigen, whether it's
polio or hepatitis B or the, you know,
HPV or whatever.
But what we now know, the science suggests
is that the aluminum also creates allergic responses
to anything that's in the ambient environment.
So if you have a peanut oil excipient
in that vaccine and you put aluminum in
it, you could have a lifetime allergy to
peanuts.
If there is a Timothy weed outbreak, the
week that you get that aluminum vaccine, you
now may have a lifetime allergy to Timothy
weed.
And that's why probably, you know, there's two
studies by Moss and Cowlings, which show that
children who are vaccinated with aluminum vaccines have
30 times the rate of allergic rhinitis as
kids who don't.
And, you know, all of these, these food
allergy epidemics date to the time that we
started giving these kids this aluminum.
And because my kids have these allergies, I'm
one of the founders of the food allergy
initiative and the food allergy network, which is
the biggest food allergy research group.
And what, you know, so that group has
scientists from all over the world who are
giving food allergies to rats and then figuring
out how to treat them.
How do they give the allergy to the
rat?
They take the aluminum adjuvant from the hepatitis
B vaccine, add a latex molecule, and that
rat now has a permanent latex allergy.
You add a peanut molecule and it now
has a permanent peanut allergy.
You add a dairy molecule, it now has
a permanent dairy allergy.
You wonder why all of this whole generation
of children is allergic to stuff.
It's because we've been inducing allergies by pumping
them full of aluminum.
Oh man.
Oh man.
Makes sense.
And the question, the bigger question is, why
would you give the hepatitis vaccine to a
kid, a baby anyway, in the first place?
For the money.
It has to be to give them these
allergies.
They're doing it on purpose.
I have to say at this point.
You know, as I'm listening to that, it
reminds me of they do a training for
dogs here in Texas, which we did not
put our dog through and it's to train
them to stay away from rattlesnakes.
So they put a high voltage shock collar
on your dog, which is the reason I
didn't do it.
And then they bring out a rattlesnake, they
show the rattlesnake and then they shock the
dogs.
So the dog, yeah, exactly.
Oh, it does.
It does.
One of our friend's dog was just bit
in the face the other day by a
rattlesnake and it costs a thousand dollars for
the antivenom, which seems like a ripoff to
me.
That does seem like a ripoff.
I mean, how hard can it be?
But man, what a scandal that would be
if they were knowingly giving kids allergies.
You got to wonder about Mimi's allergy.
Did she get a shot at some point
when she had an allergic reaction?
She can't track it to anything.
That's so odd.
I'll say that most of these trap babies
and the, the young couples, they said, well,
I haven't given our kids any, any vaccines,
nothing.
Look at them.
They're fine.
Go, go eat some dirt.
Yeah.
They're fine.
It's amazing.
Makes you wonder.
Well, that Kennedy keeps bringing up and that
you can see every time you get one
of these obscure, these clips are all over
the place because he goes on these different
podcasts and he did.
One of them was from the value attainment
network and he goes on these different podcasts
and he drops these little bombs all over
the place.
I can see why they're, they pat the
farm, a big farm, a big boys, the
big drug, big, whatever.
They must hate him.
Oh, for sure.
I remember back in the day, the early
days of the show, I would always say,
isn't it amazing how they always come out
with all these drugs for, for allergies and
flu and everything, you know, just about two
weeks before it hits everybody.
I always thought they were putting this stuff
in the air, but now they're just putting
it in the shots and just giving it
to you.
Okay.
Give me some.
We're going to be branded anti-vaxxers for
sure.
Yeah.
Well, we might as well be branded anti
-vaxxers the way things are going.
Well, who cares?
True.
I got a shot.
I've gotten shots.
I've gotten vaxxed here and there.
I was a, I was a, uh, uh,
polio pioneer.
Yeah.
You got lucky.
I know I did.
If I'd gotten the cutter thing, I wouldn't
be doing this podcast.
I'd be dead by now.
You got real lucky, real lucky.
Let's see.
I have some remnant inventory here.
This is the latest on the EU digital
border entry and exit system.
The European Union's new digital entry and exit
scheme, EES, which involves registering the fingerprints of
people from third party countries and taking their
photographs before they enter 29 EU countries came
into force on Sunday.
Major airports in Italy began their implementation on
Sunday, while Germany began its gradual phase in
Stuttgart.
According to the European Union, the new system
will improve the efficiency and security of border
crossings.
Non-EU citizens will have to pass through
the biometric system to enter and exit the
block with their data being stored in the
cloud for at least three years.
The system is expected to eventually replace the
old fashioned system of physically stamping passports, which
doesn't allow for automatic detection of people who
have exceeded the authorized stay of 90 days
within 180 days.
But experts are warning that non-EU nationals
will need to stop for a longer time
before a passport control officer or self-service
kiosk at airports, ports, and international rail terminals.
The commission, however, says the system could temporarily
be suspended during the first six months of
implementation.
If wait times become too long or there
are technical issues.
Three years, they retain that information.
That seems a little, uh, excessive.
Yeah.
Three years.
By the way, I just got a text
message from Andrew Horowitz.
Yeah, he's in Europe.
Is he?
Yeah.
What's he doing in Europe?
I heard you guys had a best of
show, but what's he, where is he in
Europe?
Uh, he was in Tuscany the last time
I looked.
Oh, he says Pete and Franny are the
best.
Yes.
I should have mentioned his friends.
Pete and Franny were at the meetup.
Franny is the, is his drunk friend.
Do we put on the phone?
Remember that?
No.
Yeah.
He called me up and he said, Hey
man, you're not really mad at me here.
Talk to my friend.
And it was some drunk woman.
That was Franny.
She was at the meetup.
Oh, you're the drunk.
You're the drunk lady.
Yeah, that was me.
Yeah.
Okay.
Uh, CBS has new pictures.
Did you see the new pictures?
I don't know how they got it, but
it's, it's coming out now.
New pictures of Epstein's cell.
This was the vow of then Attorney General
Bill Barr.
We will get to the bottom of what
happened and there will be accountability.
Epstein's death was quickly ruled a suicide, but
an investigation of jail cell photos by CBS
News working with forensic experts has raised serious
questions about the New York medical examiner and
the FBI's work, including a failure to preserve
the scene, log evidence and run basic forensic
tests.
There are 90 photos in all showing a
cell strewn with blankets and strips of fabric
tied to the bed and window grate.
Items moved around, including a mattress, which is
seen on the floor in an earlier photo,
but appears on the bed in a later
one.
Looking at the metadata, that second photo appears
to have been taken at 1102 AM.
If that's accurate, the scene had been disturbed
hours before FBI investigators arrived.
Investigators also found several possible nooses, but did
not conclusively identify the one that killed him.
What do you make of all these pictures?
I make a crime scene gone wrong.
Herman Weisberg is a former NYPD detective turned
private investigator.
Does it look to you like this was
investigated as a suicide or as a murder?
To me, this looks like they took it
at face value that this was a suicide.
While our investigation did not contradict the official
determination of suicide, it does raise questions about
what was done to rule out the possibility
of murder.
If you realize that you've got a high
profile person that may or may not have
committed suicide, but you need to prove that
to people, this is not adequate as far
as I'm concerned.
We've reached out for comment to the Office
of the Chief Medical Examiner and the staff
at the FBI and the Department of Justice.
As of now, all have declined to comment.
This is really...
They didn't say how they got the pictures,
but yeah, it's weird.
There's like five nooses laying around and I
don't know.
They're keeping it going, that's for sure.
Yeah, why not?
Keep it going, yeah.
All right, you're going to have to wrap
it up with whatever you got left over.
Well, let's see.
For this holiday weekend, indigenous people celebration.
I have a couple.
I can talk about the Nashville blast.
It's kind of disgusting.
I have just one clip that would get
us to shorten the show, which I think
is a good clip.
This is our idiot friend Don Lemon, formerly
of CNN.
Is Don purposely going out to get humiliated
now?
Is that what he's doing?
It's kind of interesting, this man on the
street stuff.
Yeah, it seems as though he's a masochist.
There you go.
He's out there making a fool out of
himself.
In this case, he doesn't seem to know
what a law is and he doesn't know
what a misdemeanor is.
He thinks it's not against the law.
Getting a misdemeanor doesn't mean you broke the
law.
Did you know this?
The misdemeanor is no, no, no.
It's got nothing to do with anything.
Listen to this clip with this woman he's
talking to about illegal immigrants.
Okay, crossing the border illegally is not a
crime?
No, it's not a criminal act.
It's a misdemeanor.
So why are they being sent back and
saying that they're breaking the law?
That's the point.
Okay, as somebody that actually...
We don't know if they're breaking the law
because they won't tell.
There's no due process.
Where's the evidence?
That's the whole point.
And if they are breaking the law, most
people will say, okay, then they need to
go if they're criminals.
But if they're not, why are they being
rounded up and sent out?
Especially when he promised to deport the criminals
and now he's not doing that.
I don't think we're going...
Misdemeanor is not a crime.
So misdemeanor is not a crime?
It's not a criminal act, no.
If you get charged with a misdemeanor, that's
not a criminal act.
So why get charged at all then, if
it's not a criminal act?
Because we have different levels of crime.
Everything is not the same.
So it is crime.
No, we have different levels of...
I shouldn't say crime, but it's not a
crime.
You're not breaking the law.
I mean, you are breaking the law, but
it's not a criminal act.
So it's breaking the law?
No, you're not breaking the law.
Misdemeanor is not breaking the law?
No.
If you're speeding, drinking, getting pulled over, DUI...
That's not a criminal act.
Well, no.
If you're speeding, it's a misdemeanor.
It's a misdemeanor.
So it's still breaking the law.
Okay.
If you want to qualify, that would do
it as semantics.
But what I'm trying to tell you is
everything is not the same.
It's all not one thing.
But is it the law?
What?
Is it the law that what?
Is it the law to come over legally?
Is there a law?
There are processes that you should follow.
Yeah, so you're breaking rules.
You're breaking the rules, but you're not necessarily
breaking a law.
So what happens when you break the rules?
Then you get...
You suffer the consequences.
But the consequences should not...
Look, no one is saying no one should
suffer the consequences.
You guys are getting things mixed up.
Oh, man.
I have respect for Don Lemon, that he
puts this stuff out.
Does he not realize he looks like a
dummy?
He is a dummy.
Well, yeah.
So it's kind of...
Somehow I have respect for that.
You have respect for someone who is a
dummy and just lets it fly.
He doesn't have to put this out.
I mean...
He's such a dummy, he doesn't even know
that he's looking like a dummy.
Does he have no one in his immediate
sphere who will tell him?
Apparently not.
I'm guessing.
Well, that's good news, because there's two of
us, and we are quick to tell each
other, you're a dummy.
Yeah, we do that all the time.
You're a dummy.
You're a dummy, man.
Don't do that.
All right.
We do have...
And we also have our now new third
party that makes it even more obvious that
we're stupid.
Our third party?
Yeah.
Error.
Yeah, boy.
Error sure knows that we're dummies.
So we have some good news.
We have some good drone ends of show
mixes coming up.
We have John's tip of the day.
And man, we have some nice cornucopia here,
Secretary Generals, Knights and Dames.
And John's going to thank the rest of
our Value for Value donors, $50 and above.
Yeah.
Starting with Ernest Patton.
He's in Westchester, Ohio.
Came in with 124.48. Christopher Ebert follows
him in Spartanburg, South Carolina, 105.35. Jason
Jacob Long in Landenburg, Pennsylvania, 81.29. And
this second...
You should read this because it's a Dame
upgrade or Damehood donation.
Jacob Long, Landenburg, PA.
This second...
Oh, this is a West Virginia donation, 81
.29. Makes it Dame Renegade for her birthday.
She would like to be turta, bomba, and
a round...
She would like turta, bomba, and a round
of fire cider for everyone's health at the
round table.
I have fire cider.
I'm not sure what turta and bomba are.
I think it meant torta, maybe like a
Mexican sandwich.
Well, it says turta.
Yeah, it says turta.
I ordered turta, so I don't know what
they're getting.
Probably a sandwich.
May or may not be good.
Baby-making karma.
Now we got to work on HR1 getting
his knighthood.
Well, why don't we do the baby-making
karma right away?
Get that out of the way for him.
Here we go.
Congratulations.
You've got...
Karma.
Kevin McLaughlin's up.
He's in North Carolina in Concord, to be
exact.
8008.
He's the Archduke of Luna, lover of America,
and a lover of melons.
Ron V42 in Hoffman Estates, Illinois.
8008.
He says the world's much better with boobs.
Jacob Long has got a birthday call out.
Landenburg, Pennsylvania, 7714.
That'll be another happy West Virginia.
But that's the proper West Virginia, I think,
7714.
Well, the other one's probably upgraded from...
Fees, yes.
Why 7714 West Virginia again?
Something about the hills.
Something about the hills.
Luca R comes in with a Bitcoin.
6298.
Happy 18th.
Greetings from Croatia.
Oh, well, that's one way Croatians get along.
Yeah, exactly.
I wonder if Luca's one of the guys
I know in Croatia.
It's starting to get popular.
Those Bitcoin donations, I see more purple than
ever.
Oh, yeah.
Rolling in dough.
Sir Not Jake in Thompson, Connecticut, 5678.
Strike just comes in.
We don't even know who gave this donation
of Bitcoin.
5559.
Jackson Butler in Leveland, Texas, 5430.
He's got a happy anniversary to his smoking
hot wife, Ida.
I'll mention that.
Patrick Cannon in Cranford North, New Jersey, 5333.
Razor in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, 5272.
That's a happy birthday call out.
Karen Newland in Gillette, Wyoming, 5167.
And we're already at the 50s with a
really miserable bunch of donors today and coming
in so far as PayPal's concerned.
Steven Schumach, we haven't heard from him for
a while in Zinnia, Ohio.
David Mook in Concrentown, Pennsylvania.
Tim Del Vecchio in Blandin, Pennsylvania.
Gary Mao in Woodland Hills, California.
And last on our short list, Chris Dubendorf
in Brookville, Maryland, 50.
I want to thank all these folks for
making the show.
What is it?
1807, I believe.
Yes, it is.
The reality was it's a good show, by
the way.
And people should help us by donating more
next time.
And again, thanks to our executive and associate
executive producers and our meetup producers who donated
and those who didn't, who just showed up.
That was nice as well.
You can always support the show, and you
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Set up a recurring donation today, any amount,
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It is value for value, noagendadonations.com.
It's your birthday party on No Agenda.
Mr. Chris Cohen turns 64 on the 14th.
Jacob Long wishes Renegade a happy birthday.
Raise her happy birthday to Emma as she
turns 13.
And tomorrow, Grand Duke David Foley will turn
60 years old.
We say happy birthday from everybody here at
the best podcast in the universe.
Happy birthday, Emma.
We have two title upgrades.
Sir Furr with a very controversial upgrade to
Sir Furr.
He calls himself Black Baron of the I
-4 Corridor.
And Sir Chris Cohen, the Ringless Baron of
North Austin.
He becomes a Viscount.
Congratulations to both of you for moving up
that peerage ladder, and we are happy to
see you there.
And now it is time for a nice
batch of Secretary Generals.
And we congratulate Secretary General of the Digital
Domestead.
We congratulate Secretary General Sir Chris Cohen, Secretary
General of Babyland, and Secretary General of All
Things Good.
Just a few new Secretaries General.
And you can go to noagenderings.com and
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are a Secretary General of the No Agenda
Show.
All hail to the Secretary Generals because they
are the ones who need hailing.
All hail to the Secretary Generals on the
No Agenda Show.
Couple of nights and dames.
We have a layaway knight, Chris Head, from
South Australia.
Gala, to be exact.
Says, it took a while, but a monthly
sustaining donation finally brings me to knighthood.
If you are happy to accept my humble
dollary-do conversion, please knight me as Sir
Chris of the Broken Ranges.
No Agenda donations are more rewarding than any
subscription model nonsense.
So this timely reminder for douchebags to cancel
their Netflix, send the money where it actually
makes a difference, mainly to your sanity.
Thanks for the effort that goes into deconstructions
from pipelines to the North Sea Nexus.
Can you please send out karma to the
No Agenda Nation?
I'm sure someone out there needs it more
than me.
Thank you for your courage, Chris Head, in
Galler, South Australia.
And we want to bring a couple of
dames and knights up onto the podium.
John, if you get your blade out.
Here you go.
Very nice.
So we have Agricola Gothis, Renegade, Chris Head,
Chris Cowan, Sir Tim of the Domestead, and
Nick.
And we are about to pronunciate all of
them as knights and dames of the No
Agenda Roundtable.
So welcome, Lady Agricola Gothicus, Dame Renegade, Sir
Chris of the Broken Ranges, Sir Chris Cowan,
Sir Tim of the Domestead, and Sir Nick
Knight of Knoxville's 33rd Degree.
For you, we have Hooker's & Blow, Red
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And, of course, as always, we have the
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All of you go to noagenderings.com.
That's where you will find the handsome dame
and knight rings.
All we need from you is your ring
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There's a ring sizing guide on the website.
And with that, it comes with some nice
wax to seal your important correspondence with.
Several of the letters we received yesterday at
the meetup were sealed with wax.
In fact, even one of the $500 donations,
the $100 bills were waxed to the paper
itself, which Tina had a fun time peeling
off.
Thank you very much.
Welcome to the Roundtable, brand new knights and
dames.
The No Agenda Meetups.
And before we give you the overview of
the No Agenda Meetups, you know what they
are by now if you've been listening so
far on the show.
Here is a meetup report from Dakota Tavern
in Parker.
Welcome to the Dakota Tavern Meetup in Parker,
Colorado, with Plan D, where it's not your
first plan, not your best plan, but I'm
the only plan you got.
Hey, Colorado Care Bear, making an appearance in
Parker.
Hi, this is Dragana, in the morning.
Turning the freaking frogs gay.
I'm pretty sure we just found this spook.
Hi!
All right, this is Eden McNally at Dakota
Tavern, meeting up for Thursday meetup.
Thanks for coming in.
Hi, TM.
Ah, we got the server in there, very
nice.
We have a couple of meetups coming up
in the month of October.
On the 16th, Coeur d'Alene, Idaho.
Charlotte, North Carolina.
On the 18th, Colleyville, Texas.
Fort Wayne, Indiana.
Fullerton, California.
Columbus, Ohio.
On the 19th, Lansing, Michigan.
Los Altos, California.
The 25th, Camp Hill, Pennsylvania.
The 26th, Berlin, Germany.
Hallo, Deutschland.
Here's the Hoff.
October 27th, the 31st, Leiden in the Netherlands.
We are looking forward to hearing all about
these meetups.
Your meetup reports include your servers.
Let us know how it went.
Go to noagendameetups.com for more information, to
find out where there are meetups being scheduled
near you.
And if you can't find one near you,
this is a great time to start it.
You will meet people who will give you
ultimate connection and protection.
They are your first responders in an emergency.
noagendameetups.com.
Easy and always a party.
Sometimes you want to go hang out with
all the nights and days.
Call me, trigger your health claim.
You want to be where everybody feels the
same.
It's like a party.
All right.
Before we depart, we do have John's tip
of the day coming up, and we always
like to find an ISO to play at
the end of the show.
It seems like you're loaded for bear today
with three ISOs.
I have three as well.
So I will start us off.
Here we go.
You're going to miss me when I'm gone.
Next one.
See you later.
Good luck.
Okay.
I wish I had a mic so I
can drop it right now.
Which I thought would go well with our
mic drop at the end of the show,
but that's just me.
Okay.
Well, I got three.
Let's start with true.
Treasure trove.
That man is.
Yes.
So I also did.
I thought I'd do a tribute to Diane
Keaton who just died.
Yeah.
Do we know what she died of?
It's like they haven't said yet.
79 seems young.
Seems young.
Here we go.
Oh, well.
Lottie doll.
Lottie doll.
Okay.
All right.
Then we have.
Okay.
The final one, which I like is the
tribute to Walter Cronkite.
I'm Walter Cronkite.
And if I wasn't dead, I'd love this
show.
I think we have a winner.
Everybody stay tuned.
Here is John's tip of the day.
Created last for you and me.
Just the tip with JCD.
And sometimes Adam.
Yeah.
Okay.
Curiously, I had the tip.
The tip of this, this tip is one
of the, I have a rotation of what
I do.
And this is a website.
That is incredibly useful for anybody who.
It has, I don't know, probably 50, maybe
60 different.
measurements that you can convert it's called convert
dash me.com oh that may that may
be convert dash me.com and you can
convert anything to anything can we do dollars
to Bitcoin they might I mean it's possible
I don't I don't haven't gone through all
the conversions I've only used about 10 of
them out of the 30 or 40 they
have wire gauge conversions which is new ring
sizes ring sizes with conversion I don't know
what that even means it's I guess there's
different sizes around the world yeah and that's
new European mostly mass and weight and distance
and length and capacity and volume and area
and speed and temperature you know well you
know I'm fabulous useful site it is and
I would say this is actually quite good
for our no agenda nights and dames because
I had no idea that ring sizes in
the United Kingdom Ireland Australia New Zealand and
South Africa differ from our ring sizes or
the European standard sizes which is ISO 8653
2016 and yet differs from Italy Spain Switzerland
the Netherlands Brazil and India and there's even
old Brazilian ring sizes this is this is
a very interesting site yeah that's a good
one power what's the power conversion Oh from
megawatts gigawatt calories oh hey calories there you
go let me see you can my gig
oh how many calories are in this doesn't
say does have nicotine does have nicotine we
got nicotine nicotine nicotine yeah show me how
much power is in some nicotine that's an
interesting site John it looks like it was
made in 1980 yes dated looking it's very
old-fashioned the fact that they have anything
new is kind of a shocker find them
all a tip of the day dotnet and
sometimes Adam created by Dana Burnett all right
everybody that is it a dynamite jam-packed
show just for you and that on a
holiday weekend I'm just saying it's cuz we
love you that's why we love you and
we do it as a public service every
single time end of show mixes we got
a double dose of Neil Jones on a
clip custodian because I found I did more
than one drone mix so that will be
a package a sandwich if you will around
the classic a drone again parody which is
a fan favorite here on the no agenda
show coming up next if you're listening to
the live stream we have grumpy old dames
that's lady box and a dame black loca
so stay tuned for that and of course
we will return on Thursday for another jam
-packed show full of deconstruction just for you
I'm sure something will happen in the meantime
that we need to talk about until then
coming to you from the site of yet
another great no agenda meetup Fredericksburg Texas in
the morning everybody I'm Adam Curry and from
northern Silicon Valley where I remain I'm John
C Dvorak we'll talk to you on Thursday
remember us at noagendadonations.com until then adios
mofos a hooey-hooey and such I'm gonna
send a mysterious drone over and announce it
with a big flashing red light I'm a
drone I'm a drone I'm a drone I'm
a drone, I'm a drone, I'm a drone,
I'm a drone Flying
over Afghanistan, or maybe it was Pakistan I
promised myself to aim myself at every woman,
child and man That was on my list,
I don't care if I missed I'm remote
-controlled, I do what I'm told By someone
at a computer Obama gave me a push,
more than Bush And I cost millions I'm
supposed to target terrorists But not so much
civilians I don't know what to say Whoops,
some got in my way I drone again,
naturally I drone again, naturally Kamikaze
drones, kamikaze drones, kamikaze drones These are lethal
drops Kamikaze drones These
are lethal drops Kamikaze drones, kamikaze
drones, kamikaze drones