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It's got a big knob!
Adam Currie, John C.
Dvorak It's Thursday, December 18th, 2025.
This is your award-winning Gitmo Nation Media
Assassination Episode 1826.
This is no agenda.
The 6 Week Cycle is back!
And we're broadcasting live from the heart of
the Texas Hill Country here in FEMA Region
Number 6 in the morning.
Everybody, I'm Adam Currie.
And from Northern Silicon Valley where the oil
refineries are leaving California, I'm John C.
Dvorak.
It's Crackpot and Buzzkill in the morning!
Well, that wasn't spectacular news.
We know they're leaving.
It sucks.
California sucks.
No one wants to be there anymore except
you.
Yeah, I love it here.
For some reason.
I see on the quad screens as we
speak, President Trump has reclassified marijuana.
As what?
As good for your breakfast.
He did this with an executive order?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, kids.
Well, you know.
He's such a teetotaler.
I just thought he'd be neutral on the
whole thing.
Hey, kids, vote for me.
Vote for me.
Weed.
Free weed.
Free weed, kids.
That's the only thing I can think of.
Well, look, RFK Jr.'s there.
So it's about, you know, the medicinal properties
and goodness of marijuana.
Which I can attest to.
Yeah, you can.
For well over, I think, for 47 years,
I felt very good from smoking weed.
But I got real productive once I stopped.
It's pretty amazing how that works.
Huh.
Yeah, I got- Shocker.
I got super productive.
You know, I have this quad screen.
Do you ever watch the quad screen on
YouTube TV?
Yeah.
So they make it hard to find.
It's always- You can put them together.
If you look at the bottom of the
menus, you can make your own quad screens.
Oh, well, I've tried to do that.
Yeah, I've done a number of times.
But that option only showed up once.
And I like the Fox, CNN, MSNOW, BBC
screen.
But, you know, they'll put it seven levels
down.
So you got to scroll down.
And then sometimes they'll mix it up.
Like, oh, here, try some sports quad screens.
Well, most of it's sports quad screen.
Yeah, but- That's where it came from.
But I like the news quad.
I think it's because they don't want me
to do it.
They don't- Because it's probably it's four
streams.
Maybe it's- Yeah, of course it is.
They hate me.
They hate me because of it.
That Curry guy keeps using this little feature
we got here.
That's Google.
By the way, I got a cool scam
call from Google.
You got a scam call from- It
wasn't from Google.
Yes, so my phone rang.
It showed up as Google in the screen,
which I thought was- Yeah, it says
Google, right?
It says Google, yeah.
And of course, right away I knew this
can never be Google because Google doesn't call
anybody ever.
Ever.
And you can't call them.
No.
So I answered it.
And it's a machine saying, you know, we
have an illegal login from Toronto.
If this was you, you can hang up.
If it wasn't you, press one.
I'm in a good mood.
One.
A representative will call you back.
Okay.
Ooh, that's a plus.
And so maybe a minute later, I get
a call also from a 650 number, which
the first one was 650 as well.
But this didn't have, didn't say Google.
So that was a little minus point.
And I'm kicking myself.
I should have recorded it.
A very well-spoken young lady on the
phone.
And she was from Google safety and security
team.
And, you know, we, we see this, this
login.
Was that you?
I said, no, it wasn't from Toronto.
And she had my phone number.
And she had my, my adamacurry.com email
address.
There's the dossier and everybody.
And it floats around.
So they all have it.
So don't be, nobody should ever be surprised
that they have your address.
So I just, no, of course not.
So I just wanted to see how far
we could go.
But it was, it was not like some
Indian chappie, you know, it was a, sounded
like a white woman.
It wasn't some Indian guy named Steve.
No, no, no.
And she was very pleasant as we understand
Mr. Curry.
And yeah, we, we, let's get this resolved.
And I said, well, did they get my
password?
She says, no, they didn't get your password.
Cause I see you have a two, two
factor authentication on your account.
Okay.
So, well, good.
Thanks.
Thanks for keeping me safe.
See, the only thing we need to do
is we need to, because this person keeps
opening tickets in our trouble ticket system.
We need you to close it out.
Oh, okay.
This is a good one.
I haven't, I've not, this is a, this
is a very creative.
So where, uh, how do I do that?
I want you to go to the following,
uh, address sites.
It's always here.
Here we go.
Hello sites.google.com slash close dash ticket.
I'm like, and I say to her, yeah,
but that's just where you can host a
public website on, on Google.
I mean, that, that doesn't sound very official.
I said, did you type it in and
say, yeah, I did.
Okay.
Now can you close the ticket?
I said, I can't say, Oh, why not
say I have a login screen.
Just log in.
I'm like, that doesn't seem like a good
idea, ma'am.
Like if this is just a public website,
then you might capture my email address and
my password.
I like the use of sites.google.com.
Cause it does.
Cause if you're naive about it, it gives
you confidence because it's got google.com in
there, even though it's like some, I said,
I said, well, you know, maybe you should
show me that you're really from Google.
Well, I just sent you an email, uh,
with your code.
So I look at my email.
There's a, from no dash reply at google
.com.
Okay.
It's spoofed.
I didn't look at the headers, but I
knew it was spoofed.
Um, and no link to do anything with
it.
I said, okay, I got a code.
Uh, I said, now can you close out
the ticket with that?
Cause yeah, but I'm not going to log
into sites.google.com.
Uh, and, and I said, what, what email
address did you send this to, to adammccurry
.com?
I said, that's not my Google email, my
Gmail address.
Well, yes, it is.
I said, no.
Yes, you have your site hosted, uh, by
Google workspace.
Okay.
So now she's in deep water because I
don't, obviously.
And in fact, I'm been very careful never
to link my adammccurry.com to Gmail or
anything like that.
Um, I said, but it's not, yes, it
is.
She's arguing with me now.
Yes.
Your site is hosted by Google workspace.
I see the MX record.
Whoa, now that's sophisticated.
I said, so you, yes, I see the
MX record has our email servers.
Now this is not true.
And I, I read her the MX record
as I pull it up.
I said, you know what?
Um, I'll, I'll make it, I'll make it
okay with you.
Just send me an email from you at
a google.com email address, not Gmail or
Google.
And then I'd be more inclined to believe
you.
At that point we're 15, 20 minutes in,
she hung up.
But she just hung up.
Yes.
Oh, you just disconnected.
Didn't even say she probably kicked herself for
talking to you at all.
Didn't say you a-hole or anything.
So I like it when they cuss you
out.
Yeah, no, she, she just gave up.
But, but in general, I'd say it's pretty
sophisticated.
From a confidence.
That sounds pretty good.
Yeah.
From like that, from a confidence.
And I like the sites that Google, like
the excellent, excellent work.
Yeah, good work foiled again.
But man, it just shows you how crap
everything is.
It really, everything sucks.
The whole internet, everything just blows.
It always has.
It's gotten worse.
Beginning of Usenet since they banned advertising.
Here we go.
Started with Usenet.
They let advertisers in.
That's where it all started.
Oh man.
So we have a couple things we can,
we can address right off the bat.
I would suggest either, since you have a
three by three, maybe we should start with,
with Wiles.
Because I think that's.
Yeah, this is kind of cute.
This is Susie Wiles.
Let me, let me play the jingle first.
I have thoughts about this too.
I'm sure you do.
Cause I do too.
Everybody does.
Everybody's got thoughts.
And the thing is, is like, was this
a plan?
Was this done on purpose?
Was Susie Wiles naive?
Because everybody goes around the table saying, well,
she should have known better than to talk
to Vanity Fair.
They're out to, they're just a bunch of
screw balls that hate Republicans.
And she shouldn't have done the interview.
And then somebody else brings up, well, she
got, she did 11 interviews.
It wasn't just one.
No, it was almost a year.
I think she was talking to him.
So she's yakking away for a while.
And then, and then nobody stabbed her in
the back after the thing came out, which
was Kelly McEnany said that most remarkable thing
was typically when they, when somebody is, is
wounded in one of these hit pieces that
there, a bunch of stuff starts showing up
about, you know, people behind the scenes say,
yeah, she's worse than that.
If you buy, buy, buy, buy, buy.
And none of that occurred.
So she thought that was pretty good.
Which makes me think the whole thing is
an op.
And then you had come back lines from
both J.D. Vance and Trump that were
stunners.
Yeah.
And I mean, Trump's was the best, but
J.D. Vance's little thing on conspiracy theories
is fabulous.
Well, can I just frame this for a
moment?
Because it's Vanity Fair, Vanity Fair.
The editor, global editorial director, Mark Guiducci, Guiducci.
Yes.
Guiducci.
Born in America, but educated in London, considers
himself to be British-Polish as part of
his, his background.
He has the global mandate for the, as
global editorial director and under Guiducci's leadership, Vanity
Fair has leaned back into its roots as
the primary chronicler of British monarchy for an
American audience.
The Royal Watch tradition.
Where did you get that quote?
From Google.
Oh, well, that's okay.
So yes, I can appreciate that.
North Sea Nexus.
Yeah.
Hit job.
Total hit.
But remember, he's under Anna Wintour's oversight.
Who is the chief?
She's the worst.
She's the one who turned, Teen Vogue became
a Marxist magazine.
They had to fold it finally.
LGBTQ nut job magazine.
Well, mostly, but Marxist.
They actually had articles on why Marxism is
good in Teen Vogue.
But this is, to me, this is a
typical North Sea Nexus hit job.
Yeah, but I don't think it worked.
No, but a long game though.
Long game.
Yeah, it's just one of those things.
You throw this stuff, you just start, you
pile on.
But so the media, they kind of, or
the mainstream three by three people, they come,
you know, they're not totally in the bag
for it.
But it's semi-balanced.
But let's listen to, let's listen to these
three networks talk about the same thing, starting
with ABC.
She is President Trump's most powerful and trusted
aide, more comfortable behind the scenes than in
the spotlight.
Suzy likes to stay sort of in the
back, let me tell you.
The ice baby.
We call her the ice baby.
But tonight, White House Chief of Staff Suzy
Wiles pulling back the curtain in an extraordinary
series of interviews with Vanity Fair.
Wiles, who says her father was an alcoholic,
describes her boss, the president, as having an
alcoholic's personality, noting that Trump, who does not
drink, operates with the view that there's nothing
he can't do.
Nothing.
Zero.
Nothing.
Wiles also has choice words for Vice President
J.D. Vance.
Discussing the push to release the FBI files
into sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, Wiles says Vance
has been a conspiracy theorist for a decade.
Vance today responding.
Sometimes I am a conspiracy theorist, but I
only believe in the conspiracy theories that are
true.
Wiles also points a finger at Attorney General
Pam Bondi.
Wow, they didn't play the whole bit where
he said he talked about the different conspiracy
theories.
That's shoddy.
No, the whole bit where he goes on
on Biden.
He gave him an opportunity to go off.
Yeah.
It was momentous.
And the networks, of course, gave him the
- No, no, we're not going to play
that.
We can't play that.
They're not going to play that.
Wiles also points a finger at Attorney General
Pam Bondi, saying Bondi completely whiffed her handling
of demands to release the files on convicted
sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.
Wiles telling Vanity Fair there is no client
list, and it sure as hell wasn't on
Bondi's desk.
She does acknowledge the president himself is in
the Epstein files, but not doing anything awful.
She says the two men were sort of
young, single playboys together.
I never went to the island, and Bill
Clinton went there supposedly 28 times.
She also says this claim about Clinton is
not true.
Wiles telling Vanity Fair there is no evidence
Clinton ever visited Epstein's private island.
And David Wiles also acknowledges that the president
has sought retribution against some of his enemies,
saying, quote, when there's an opportunity, he will
go for it.
Tonight, Wiles calls the article a disingenuously framed
hit piece, though she doesn't deny saying these
things.
It warrants mentioning that Chris Whipple, Chris Whipple.
Whipple, who did this article, he literally wrote
the book on previous chiefs of staff.
So I think there was probably a little
bit of pride or ego something going on
there with Susie Wiles.
You know, I forget what the book is
called, but he went back and interviewed like
20 different chiefs of staff for presidents.
And it was it was a well-received
book.
So, you know, he came with credentials.
He had credentials, but doesn't mean even the
most credentialed journalist will do a hit piece
for money.
Of course.
That's what you do.
Yes, you do it.
I do it.
You did it.
You did it all the time.
Well, you are you were the Mac hit
man.
I'm the Mac again.
I'm going to shoot those Mac Mac.
I was hired to to to do nasty
pieces.
That's what I'm saying.
A big on the masthead of that magazine
said anti editor.
Yes.
How many people have ever held that title?
You are an amazing man.
Oh, yeah, it's astonishing.
We'll move alphabetical order.
We go to CBS.
Susie Wiles offered a stunning assessment of the
central characters in the White House, starting with
her boss, saying President Trump has an alcoholics
personality.
A notable comment from the daughter of NFL
and CBS sports legend Pat Summerall, who famously
struggled with alcohol.
Wiles says Trump has a view that there's
nothing he can't do.
Nothing.
Zero.
Nothing.
As for Vice President Vance, Wiles says he's
been a conspiracy theorist for a decade.
Exactly the same in Pennsylvania.
Sometimes I am a conspiracy theorist, but I
only believe in the conspiracy theories that are
true.
Wiles also had words for Elon Musk, she
called an avowed ketamine user an odd, odd
duck.
It's mostly just a lot of hard work.
And she said she was initially aghast when
Musk dismantled USAID as part of his cost
cutting Doge program.
No rational person could think the USAID process
was a good one, she said.
Nobody.
On the Jeffrey Epstein scandal that has dogged
the White House, Wiles said the president wasn't
telling the truth when he accused former President
Bill Clinton of visiting the convicted sex offenders'
private island.
There's no evidence, she said.
The president was wrong about that.
The White House today tried to discredit author
Chris Whipple, who says he conducted 11 interviews
with Wiles over the course of a year.
This is, unfortunately, another example of disingenuous reporting,
where you have a reporter who took the
chief of staff's words wildly out of context,
did not include the context those conversations were
had within.
Wiles also pointed to moments where she tried
unsuccessfully to change the president's mind.
She urged him not to pardon the most
violent offenders during the January 6th insurrection, to
hold off on imposing massive tariffs on U
.S. allies this past spring, and to end
his score settling against critics after 90 days
in office.
Wiles, who's popular across the administration and close
with the president, called the article a, quote,
disingenuously framed hit piece.
And what does the president make of all
this?
Well, he told the New York Post this
afternoon, quote, she's done a fantastic job.
So as a former hit, hit man, hit
piece writer, hired, hired gun, how does this
work?
Do you, is, do they just really pull
quotes out of context?
Because I can see where she might have
said, well, J.D. Vance is a conspiracy
theorist, but man, he's been right a couple
of times.
Is that how it's done?
You just take that piece and you put
that in?
Yeah, you just, it's selective.
Editing.
Citation.
It's very common.
I mean, I had a hit piece done
on me.
And I know why.
I've been doing pieces on you for 18
years.
Yeah, but you're no good at it.
Tell us about the, this is another story.
I don't know.
Tell us about the hit piece.
I had written a very nasty remark, some
nasty remarks about Negroponte.
No, not that Negroponte, the one that was
running the MIT Media Lab.
Nicholas Negroponte.
Nicholas.
I wrote a scathing article about the whole
lab being a big phony baloney operation.
And I put it, it was in the
Deck Professional, a very minor magazine that, you
know, very only the aficionados read.
And Negroponte ended up at some position or
other at Wired.
And I remember that.
And I remember that, yeah.
So to get back at me, he had
Paulina Borsuk do a hit piece on me.
And what was the hit piece?
What did it say?
Well, Paulina could never pull it off.
I took, I wined and dined her.
I took her to a, she's a vegan
or vegetarian.
I took her to a vegetarian restaurant to
talk over some of this stuff.
I just, I did, I can put on
a charm offensive.
But did you know she was going to
write a hit piece?
No, it was, she was, she, I think
she hinted at me that she was, she
was writing a hit piece.
Well, that's not right.
No, no, it was, it was, it didn't
work out.
And they try and the piece was, it
was semi-successful in a couple of moments,
but it didn't get, didn't do it.
It didn't, it was, it's actually became a
pretty complimentary profile.
Let me guess.
It's like, he was wrong about the mouse.
He was wrong about the iPad.
He's no good.
It was, it wasn't like, it was similar,
but it was, but it was in what
they ran it as a, as a profile
and wired.
And they brought it, they brought out a
photographer to make me look like an idiot.
He wanted me to do something.
And I, by the way, this is for
anybody who wants a profile done.
Put on the clown nose.
It'll be great.
For anybody out there, you know this more
than anybody probably, but you have to, when
you're having your photo taken for some article
or something, do not let the photographer badger
you into stupid stuff.
Just say no.
Why don't you hold this, this mouse upside
down.
It'll look great in the shot.
Can you stick your tongue out?
Yeah.
Oh, there's a, there's another good one.
Yes.
Can you stick your tongue out?
Look really surprised.
So, so, so I avoided that part of
it.
I said, no, good for you.
And so the East, I still got, he
still got a funny picture of me, but
it was okay.
I, if I actually, actually it was so
interesting.
The photo I had them send me a
copy.
So, um, all right, back, back to the
hit piece from vanity fair.
So this, so yes, it's very easy to
do.
It's, you know, it doesn't take a, if
you're going to do 11 interviews, you can
get more than enough material to do a
beautiful hit piece.
They never needed to do a hit piece
on you.
Just rerun the YouTube video of you trying
to put that IBM PC back together.
That's my favorite is a PS2.
It should work.
Hold on a second.
I just need a screwdriver and a solder
and a soldering iron.
I can do this.
It should fit.
No, they all snapped back into place.
It was dynamite.
Except that one.
It's a great clip.
Hey, if that's all that you did wrong,
you know, beside the mouse and iPad thing,
I'll give you another story about me.
So David Renson, who used to do these
profiles, he used to be the writer for
playboy magazine.
And somehow along the lines, when I was
cranking out all these books, Renson got, I
was targeted to be profiled by PC magazine.
I'm not bad.
I'm sorry by playboy in this 40 questions.
They had some gimmicky thing called 20 questions
or something.
I forgot what it was years ago.
It's like, you think you're going to be
the main interview, but you're not.
I don't know what, it doesn't matter because
Renson comes over and we ended up talking
about writing and all kinds of stuff.
And eventually it turns out, which I told
him, I said, I'm actually kind of boring
for this sort of article.
You're not going to, it's not going to
be very good.
And he, he agreed.
He agreed.
I never got, never got written up and
it was fine with me.
All right.
I got some clips on this too.
So let's play NBC and see if they
had the same story.
Same story, same clip.
Okay.
Tonight there's remarkably revealing comments about president Trump
from his chief of staff, Susie Wiles, a
relationship so close, the president recently suggested she's
part of the family.
Do you know Susie Trump?
Sometimes referred to Susie Wiles, Susie Trump.
But tonight she's facing new scrutiny for a
series of interviews with Vanity Fair about criticism.
The president is targeting perceived political enemies.
Wiles says, I don't think he wakes up
thinking about retribution, but when there's an opportunity,
he will go for it.
She also says president Trump, who does not
drink, has an alcoholic's personality adding he operates
with a view that there's nothing he can't
do calling herself an expert in big personalities.
Tonight, president Trump saying he agrees with her
telling the New York post.
He has a possessive and addictive type personality.
I'm fortunate I'm not a drinker.
Praising Wiles saying, I don't read Vanity Fair,
but she's done a fantastic job.
Then there's the vice president who Wiles describes
as a conspiracy theorist for a decade.
Vance today brushing it off.
Sometimes I am a conspiracy theorist, but I
only believe in the conspiracy theories that are
true.
And by the way, Susie and I have
joked in private and public about that for
a long time.
And she contradicts the president's claim Bill Clinton
visited Jeffrey Epstein's island saying there is no
evidence those visits.
No evidence.
Acknowledging the president was wrong about that.
Wiles tonight is strongly pushing back against the
article, calling it a disingenuously framed hit piece
on me and the finest president, White House
staff and cabinet in history.
Adding significant context was disregarded to paint an
overwhelmingly chaotic and negative narrative.
So first, I want to play some of
those actual JD Vance quotes because they were
funny.
And of course, no one picked it up.
But here's his full answer.
They literally cut this part out in that
NBC piece.
Well, first of all, if Susie is like,
I'll trust what you said.
I haven't looked at the article.
I, of course, have heard about it.
But conspiracy theorists.
That was very slick.
I think that's very slick what he said
there.
Because most of them say, I haven't read
the article.
Which, of course, he has.
But instead, he says, I'm familiar with it.
I haven't read the article.
I'm a busy man.
I'm vice president.
But I, of course, I'm familiar with it.
That is the way you address that.
Instead of saying, I poured over and over
my cornflakes, which, you know, he did.
Because, of course, he did.
Like, I'll trust what you said.
I haven't looked at the article.
I, of course, have heard about it.
But conspiracy theorists.
Sometimes I am a conspiracy theorist.
But I only believe in the conspiracy theories
that are true.
Yeah.
Crowd goes wild.
And by the way, Susie and I have
joked in private and in public about that
for a long time.
For example, I believed in the crazy conspiracy
theory back in 2020 that it was stupid
to mask three-year-olds at the height
of the COVID pandemic.
That we should actually let them develop some
language skills.
You know, I believed in this crazy conspiracy
theory that the media and the government were
covering up the fact that Joe Biden was
clearly unable to do the job.
And I believed in the conspiracy theory that
Joe Biden was trying to throw his political
opponents in jail rather than win an argument
against his political opponents.
So, at least on some of these conspiracy
theories, it turns out that a conspiracy theory
is just something that was true six months
before the media admitted it.
And that's my understanding.
It was good.
That was excellent.
Yeah, I thought it was very good.
But of course, that never saw the light
of day.
Who cares?
Jen Psaki had an interesting comment in her...
Anyone watch that show?
Do we even know when it's on?
Pretty much.
The only people who watch the show are
gut-filled.
Well, here we go.
Let me start with this.
There is a little-known tradition in Washington.
Whenever a new administration takes office, the new
president's incoming chief of staff has dinner with
all the previous chiefs of staff.
Usually, one of them hosts it at their
house or at a restaurant or whatever it
may be.
And chiefs of staff from both parties attend.
And they all do this so that they
can offer advice to the new incoming chief
of staff on how to prepare for the
role.
It's kind of a nice tradition through multiple
different administrations of both parties.
Everyone on MSNBC, you'll hear a couple more.
They all sound sick.
There's a bug going around at NBC.
They all sound sick.
You'll hear...
It could be.
It would make sense.
Yeah, they're all sick.
And when Trump won the election last year,
his new chief of staff, Susie Wiles, reportedly
attended one of those dinners too.
They each went around the table giving her
tips, as they normally do, for how to
do the job.
And when they got to Trump's first chief
of staff, Ryan Priebus, he had just one
piece of advice for Susie Wiles.
Just one.
He told her, quote, don't talk to Whipple.
Yeah.
Well, there you go.
She was warned.
She was warned.
Now, I have to add...
Don't talk to Whipple.
Now, that is funny.
Yeah, it's very funny.
I have to add, at the behest of
the troll room, we have to say that
Susie Wiles worked for Netanyahu.
So it's possible she's a Mossad agent and
is trying single-handedly to bring down the
president.
Just have to mention that.
So don't talk to Whipple.
Well, the person who did talk to Whipple
is our own British agent, Anderson Cooper.
Joining me now is Chris Whipple in his
first broadcast interview since his two-part Vanity
Fair piece landed.
He's also the author of the New York
Times bestseller, The Gatekeepers.
It landed like a lead balloon.
The White House chiefs of staff define every
presidency.
Chris, thanks for being with us.
Great to be here.
A lot to talk about.
First of all, of all the things Susie
Wiles told you, what surprised you the most?
You know, Anderson, this was one of those
cases as a reporter in your career when
lightning strikes.
And it was astonishing to me the extent
to which she was unguarded and freewheeling on
the record all the time.
I've covered, as you know, I wrote a
book about the Biden White House where everybody
was on deep background requiring quote approval.
Quite the opposite in this case.
Susie Wiles in 11 interviews over 11 months.
That's how many?
There were 11 interviews over 11 months.
11 in-depth interviews in which she was
on the record.
Everything in the article was on the record.
Were you recording every interview?
I recorded every interview.
Even ones that were on the phone.
There was one where she was doing laundry,
apparently.
Yeah, everything is on tape.
Did she know this was for Vanity Fair?
Did she think this was for a long
-term book that you were doing?
She knew I was working on a book
at the outset.
When I told her that Vanity Fair had
agreed to do a piece, to publish a
piece, she was all in and enthusiastic about
it.
Okay, so show some transparency from the Trump
White House.
I'm doing laundry.
You can talk to me, Whipple.
No problem.
Why?
Because she is legendarily averse to being out
front.
That's why I say that this was lightning
striking.
It's amazing to me.
First of all, I think that she is
the most fascinating person in American politics.
Not only because she ran a brilliant campaign
and brought Trump back from the dead to
win the 2024 election.
She's the first female White House chief of
staff.
But in addition, she's kind of the Greta
Garbo of White House chiefs.
She's never on camera, rarely on camera, hardly
ever gives interviews.
And yet she did.
I think it's because all I can tell
you is what she told me.
She felt the Trump 1.0 had been
unfairly covered.
That Trump was vilified.
During the first administration.
The first administration.
She wanted a fair hearing.
And I think she thought she would get
one.
Yeah, she thought she would get one.
She thought she would get one.
Yes.
Now, in this next clip, he slips up
and the truth comes out.
Here's the fascinating thing.
And that is not only is there this
amazing 11 month journey that I document of
Susie Wiles through this whole period, but it
really goes all the way back to her
childhood and her famous father, Pat Summerall, who
was an alcoholic.
She organized interventions with her mother to get
treatment for him.
He was sober for 21 years.
But she learned how to deal with difficult
men.
It is a fascinating data point that, I
mean, I certainly didn't know about her, that,
you know, adult children of people who grew
up with alcoholics are, I mean, she's in
sort of the perfect job.
I mean, it sort of makes sense that
what she learned as a little girl and
throughout her life dealing with him.
And Trump is owning it.
Trump is wearing it, in effect, as a
kind of badge of honor.
He's saying what she meant when she said
that he has an alcoholic's personality is not
that he's a drinker.
We know that he's not, but that he
has this grandiose personality.
He believes that there is nothing, as she
put it, nothing.
That he doesn't think he can do.
She is saying Susie Wiles pushed back on
the story on social media, saying, quote, significant
context was disregarded.
Actually, so that was a funny bit, but
that wasn't the clip with the slip up.
It's the last one here, and you'll hear
it.
Here's the fascinating thing, and that is not
only is there.
Wait, isn't that the same clip?
Wait a minute.
That doesn't make sense.
This is so good.
She is saying Susie Wiles pushed back about
saying stuff.
Crap.
Maybe it's in this one.
One of the things the White House is
saying, things were taken out of context.
Wildly out of context was the quote of
Leavitt.
Are things taken out of context?
Because some of the quotes are, they're tight.
I mean, they're just everything.
What does that even mean in writer speak?
Some of the quotes, they're tight.
What does that mean?
It doesn't mean anything.
Okay.
Are things taken out of context?
Because some of the quotes are, they're tight.
I mean, they're just, it's like.
Everything is, was scrupulously in context.
And I got to tell you the giveaway
when you're a journalist and you hear the
target, the subject.
There it is.
Beautiful.
If you're going for a hit job, you
don't have a subject.
You have a target.
Yeah.
He admits it.
He admits it right there.
Yeah.
You caught that.
You get, in fact, you get a borderline
clip of the day for catching that.
That's beautiful.
All right, let's finish this clip.
It was out of taking out of context
because some of the quotes are, they're tight.
I mean, they're just, it's like.
Everything is, was scrupulously in context.
And I got to tell you the giveaway
when you're a journalist and you hear the
target, the subject saying, talking about things like
context and omissions, you know, you're on the
right track because there isn't a single fact
or a single assertion that they've challenged in
the piece.
It really reminds me of the Watergate days
when Ben Bradley said, talked about non-denial
denials.
This is the ultimate non-denial.
They're not really attacking.
Well, I never, I absolutely never said that,
although.
All right, you give us some context on
this.
The non-denial, I looked it up, the
non-denial denial.
Is that some kind of, what's the term?
I have no idea.
This is all news to me.
I mean, what he's saying there, you know,
yes, if somebody, if you say, well, I
think that really sucks.
But then again, it might not suck.
And then the quote is, that really sucks.
Yeah, I did say that.
And so you can't deny it.
But the non-denial denial to whatever the
hell that phrase is, you could say it's
out of context because I also said, I
also said, but sometimes it doesn't suck or
whatever.
I mean, this is the kind of thing
when you take selective quotations and you just
pull them.
This is why sarcasm is a bad idea
on podcasts or even in conversation or anywhere
where you're being interviewed to say something sarcastic.
They'll take the sarcastic bit.
They'll just take the remark and then without
the sarcastic tone, if it's played flat, I
mean, Tucker Carlson has all kinds of good
quotes.
If you don't know, if they're taken out
of context and they're not played as sarcasm.
I can't do it.
I can't do it.
If they're taken as a direct quote rather
than sarcasm, it can make you sound terrible,
like a terrible person.
Let's finish this clip.
Susie Wiles did at one point say that
she denied saying that Elon Musk is an
avowed ketamine user.
You then apparently, according to the report, you
played a tape for the New York Times,
which confirmed that quote.
It's on tape, as is every assertion that
Susie made.
And as you know, I interviewed the inner
circle as well.
I talked to J.D. Vance.
I talked to Marco Rubio, Stephen Miller and
others.
All of it taped, all of it on
the record.
And the giveaway is that they haven't been
able to challenge a single fact.
Are you surprised that the president is not,
apparently, it seems, but at least publicly, not
angry with Wiles?
Well, here's the other thing.
As you say, it's not very often that
you get an endorsement of your quotation from
the president.
You know, he...
The alcoholic personality.
Yeah, he evidently wears that as a badge
of honor.
Yes.
Wonderful.
I hate to do this, but it is
worth it for the entertainment purposes.
I'm sorry.
Here's your warning.
At the tone, a clip from The View
will be played.
Shelter in place.
Well, Susie Wiles calls the article, quote, disingenuously
framed, hit piece, with significant context disregarded.
Context?
But what was she thinking?
Was she ready to do this?
When they asked the first question and you
knew it was a question that was hit
piece, why did you answer it?
I know.
One thing that I forgot to add, she
called Elon Musk an odd duck and an
avowed ketamine user.
He sleeps in a sleeping bag.
But then she added that she has no
personal knowledge of the ketamine use, but she
did call him an avowed ketamine user.
He's a multi-trillionaire and he sleeps in
a sleeping bag.
Because he's an odd duck.
He's a very odd duck.
I would agree with that assessment.
Is there something wrong with sleeping in a
sleeping bag?
Well, no.
I guess, fine, whatever.
I'm just curious.
If that's what he wants to do, who
am I to judge?
He's a kabillionaire.
You know, it's a very expensive sleeping bag.
They just, you know, she has also...
Were they not prepped?
Were they not prepped for this?
I mean, they don't seem to have any
details.
They don't have good jokes that go with
it.
I mean, this is a scripted show.
I'm kind of surprised.
It seems like they weren't in on the
gaff.
Yeah, they obviously weren't read in on anything.
And they're just winging it.
And it's not good.
No, it's not good at all.
Then they're picking on poor Musk.
Odd duck, yeah, gee, that's horrible.
What a thing to say about someone.
He sleeps in a sleeping bag.
He sleeps in a sleeping bag.
You know, they used to talk about Steve
Jobs, the ascetic, who had this big mansion
in Woodside that was empty.
And he walked around barefoot.
Yeah, crazy.
And that was it.
Let the world know that there is an
adult in the room.
Yeah.
That was also with this.
She let the see, I think it was
strategic in a different way.
I think she's trying to help him clean
up his act.
Because if she says, well, you know, it
was just boys having fun, just like, um,
really?
You know, oh, it was just, you know,
this one didn't do what she was supposed
to do.
And this one didn't.
But I'm on top of it all.
I'm watching it all.
I just think you're just trying to clean
it up for them.
She says that it's interesting point.
She made that her father was an alcoholic.
And she understands the personality of an alcoholic.
So that's why she says he has an
alcoholic personality.
But he doesn't drink.
He has a narcissistic disorder.
That is really what he had.
But he responded to it.
He was not offended by it.
No, he made it.
He also had an alcoholic brother.
I think he got what she was saying.
He understood what she was saying.
OK, they're off.
They're not in the game anymore.
They're out.
This sounds like this was a targeted, well
done, long game.
It acknowledged hit piece because Susie Wiles was
the target.
So what I think that I think it
was played both ways.
I think Susie Wiles was aware of the
situation, as mentioned by the earlier clip where
she was told not to talk to this
guy.
And the thing was kind of a setup
because there's a bunch of setup lines in
there.
And I think one of them, the most
important one is, yeah, Trump, Trump doesn't.
He says it's not true.
But if he's given the opportunity to take
revenge on somebody, he does it, which is
an open threat to anyone who wants to
go after Trump because he says he's not
into revenge.
But there it is.
He's into revenge.
So you better beware.
I think that was a message that was
purposely put in there.
And I think a lot of the stuff
in there was purposely put in.
He thinks he can do anything because he's
in other words, he can try anything.
I think it was I think the whole
thing was a scam.
I think she was part of it.
She would she's smart.
Everyone says she's something of a genius in
this regard.
She played Whipple.
And the whole thing is a benefit to
Trump at the end of the day.
There's lines that by J.D. Vance was
almost prepared in advance.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Good point.
Even though he didn't read the article.
Yeah, we didn't have to because they already
told him what was going to happen.
This is they're going to go after you
advance for being a conspiracy theory.
Here's your lines.
So it was really a switcheroo where they
all went now and Whipple is probably like,
ah, he's going to call me a horrible
person and my star will rise.
And that was like Whipple who?
Yeah, it's possible.
It is possible because some of the information
in there was a bit threatening to the
enemies.
So last night, the president spoke to the
nation.
I couldn't watch it.
I tried watching it.
I got through about five minutes.
I said, this is just another just another
another.
So for so forth and so on speech,
I've heard it before.
Well, there was some preamble that is that
is interesting.
As Tucker continues his worldwide podcast tour.
He was on with Judge Knapp.
Oh, God.
There's a comedy.
She brings those old Fox buddies because, you
know, Judge Knapp, Napolitano was working there when
Tucker was there.
So here's a short exchange that that I
caught yesterday.
I was like, hmm, interesting.
Is Trump going to start a war in
Venezuela?
I don't know.
I don't know when this program airs, the
one that we're on right now.
Well, we're we're live now and then it'll
be posted immediately.
So right now is I don't know the
answer.
I I've certainly been on the phone a
lot about it.
I have no power.
I'm a podcaster, but I'm very interested.
And here's what I know so far, which
is that members of Congress were briefed yesterday
that a war is coming and it'll be
announced in the address to the nation tonight
at nine o'clock by the president.
Who knows, by the way, if that will
actually happen?
I don't know.
And I never want to overstate what I
know, which is pretty limited in general.
But a member of Congress told me that
this morning.
OK, so let's just summarize.
The word is out.
The president is going to announce war with
Venezuela tonight.
That's why he asked for a network cut
in.
And this network cut in was significant on
CBS.
They were running the season finale of Survivor.
You know, it's kind of a big deal.
Yeah, it's a good time to do it.
Yeah.
So for Trump, I mean, if you want
to screw over CBS.
So the question is, was this one of
those?
Let's tell a few selective people this or
maybe one.
Let's see who where it leaks out.
Because I think it was done on purpose,
not for not to see who who did
it, who lets it leak out.
You definitely tell Tucker.
But I think it was to get the
audience to listen to the Trump spiel.
I agree that it was it was a
what was a pre pre promotion.
Promote.
What do you call it?
The promo.
Sue's bait and switches what it was.
But it was pre recorded, obviously.
And and I think it was like, OK,
Mr. President, they're probably not going to give
you more than 20 minutes before they realize
you're not going to announce war against Venezuela.
So you got to talk.
Yeah, that's what was so short.
Talk fast.
Talk to the whole line.
You made an unbelievable point there.
Whenever have we seen Trump talk 15 minutes?
Never, never.
He'd go two hours if you give him
a shot at it.
Yeah, and it was.
You're right.
That's exactly what happened.
They're going to give you, you know, they're
going to kill you here after after 15
minutes, making a 15 minute promotional speech and
get out.
I think he made it 17.
That's pretty much how far he got.
17 minutes.
So it was, you know, Biden sucks.
We're great.
We're great.
It sucks.
We're great.
And we're giving seventeen hundred and seventy six
dollars as a bonus to every everyone in
the Department of War.
Well, that was nice.
Yeah, that was cute.
That was cute.
Cute.
Cute.
And don't worry, because everything's going to be
great, which did we get the CPI print
today?
Because that's the way I took it is,
oh, inflation must be doing OK.
Let me see.
Let me see.
I think it's around two point nine three.
So that's down.
That's down.
It's not that down.
Economists see a lot of OK.
All right.
Hold on a second.
Two point seven and two point six.
Well below expectations.
He knew it.
He knew what was coming.
So, yeah, well, that number is just a
number.
Of course, it's just it's all bullcrap.
Money's not even real.
The birds aren't real.
Everything's fake.
Hello.
Yeah.
But just stick to our script, man.
OK, we just like just roll with it.
That's how this is, how this operates.
Inflation is below three percent for the first
time.
Trump did it.
He knew it.
He knew that number was like right at
the beginning.
Trump had the line, which always bothers me
when he does this.
He says that inflation under Biden was the
worst in 40 years, maybe the worst in
history, maybe, which is like anybody who's older
than I don't know what was the late
70s.
During the 70s, when the market stock market
crashed in 69, it was in the 1970s.
20 percent.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, I remember in 19, you see,
we bought a house in New Jersey in
1991, I think.
No, maybe 1990.
I was paying, I think, 10 percent interest
on my mortgage.
And that was low interest rates on mortgages
went to 18 to 21 percent by the
end of the Carter administration.
Yes.
So, yeah, I don't like that either.
So I was like, but when he says
maybe, OK, that's.
Yeah, but he knows better.
He was there for the inflation.
He was there for the crash of 32.
What are you talking about?
He was there for all of it.
He's been around.
So he has to stop doing that.
So then we get the just sticking with
the North Sea Nexus for a moment.
Then we get the blockade because we're not
going to war.
But what are we doing?
Welcome back to live now from Fox.
I'm Shauna Calafi with some breaking news.
I only chose her because she actually read
part of his truth post from President Trump.
He is ordering a blockade of all sanctioned
oil tankers into Venezuela, ramping up pressure on
Maduro.
This is a post from President Trump on
Truth Social.
Just a short while ago, he said Venezuela
is completely surrounded by the largest armada ever
assembled in the history of South America.
It will only get bigger and the shock
to them will be like nothing they have
ever seen before.
Until such time as they return to the
United States of America, all of the oil,
land and other assets that they previously stole
from us.
The illegitimate Maduro regime is using oil from
the stolen oil fields to finance themselves drug
terrorism, human trafficking, murder and kidnapping for the
theft of our assets and many other reasons,
including terrorism, drug smuggling and human trafficking.
The Venezuelan regime has been designated a foreign
terrorist organization.
So I just want to add some context
to this because people forget things.
And, you know, you do a show like
this for almost two decades.
You remember stuff like the horrible things Michelle
Reiner said.
We'll talk about that later.
Ten years ago, Maduro nationalized our oil companies,
refinery that they had there, the drills, the
rigs, the oil, everything.
They took everything.
Took it.
And that was Chavez who did that.
Yes.
But we've been fighting that for 10 years
saying, hey, give us our stuff back.
I think that was Chevron.
And, of course, just a little bit under
a year ago, Maduro said, yeah, we're taking
Esquibo, the very oil rich segment of Guyana.
And they're saying, hey, this is ours.
But, of course, it's not because the licenses
and the quote unquote ownership of the oil
is for Exxon.
So when he says, give me back our
oil, land and other assets.
Yeah, that's absolutely true.
But people forget this.
Meanwhile, play this clip.
U.N. sides with Venezuela.
Yeah, this is good.
The U.N. Secretary General has called for
the de-escalation of tensions between the U
.S. and Venezuela.
António Guterres made the comment after a phone
call with President Maduro.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, they're very forgetful.
But, of course, he called them out in
the in the national strategic security document saying
we're not listening to global organizations anymore.
I think they take that to heart.
That's you, people.
Then, you know, just to stick with it,
you know, we've we've got to we've got
to get Mexico.
We've got to get those guys.
We got it.
We got to anywhere there's British money.
We got to cut it off.
That's why today I'm taking one more step
to protect Americans from the scourge of deadly
fentanyl flooding into our country.
With this historic executive order I will sign
today, we're formally classifying fentanyl as a weapon
of mass destruction, which is what it is.
No bomb does what this is doing.
Two hundred to three hundred thousand people die
every year that we know of.
So we're formally classifying fentanyl as a weapon
of mass destruction.
Ah, he loves saying that.
Let's hear the two sides of the argument.
First, from Fox News.
That's why today- Oops.
Fentanyl's been a major problem in the United
States, not only the illegal flow of it
into the country, but another concern that isn't
mentioned as much, using the substance in some
sort of weapon.
The Trump administration is now classifying this stuff
as an actual weapon of mass destruction.
Will that be enough to stop it?
When you're working in the Department of Defense
on weapons of mass destruction, was there any
evidence of that possibly happening or any sort
of group getting the capability to happen?
That's the first time I've heard of something
like that.
John, the example, actually, there is a real
world example.
In 2002, Chechen terrorists seized a crowded theater
and threatened to execute hundreds of hostages in
Russia.
Well, the security forces, the Russian security forces,
they didn't want to engage with 40 well
-armed terrorists.
So what they decided to do was pump
a fentanyl analog into the theater's ventilation system,
which incapacitated nearly everyone inside the theater.
They stormed the building, they shot unconscious terrorists,
and they brought out a bunch of hostages.
But in the aftermath, there were 130 hostages
that died because of the fentanyl that was
blasted through the ventilation system.
And so that demonstrates the potency of it.
And so that was an aerialized form.
Subsequently, I should point out that the Chemical
Weapons Convention has said, hey, you can't use
aerialization of fentanyl for law enforcement purposes.
But it has been done.
So that's an example, John.
Shoot.
May I remember that?
Do you remember that movie theater?
But I didn't realize that many people died
from the fentanyl.
Oh, yeah.
I like the idea that the Russians came
in and they found the terrorists unconscious.
Shot them, shot them.
That's the way they do business.
Let's go to CNN here.
Earlier today, President Trump made an unprecedented declaration.
He's taking what he calls a war on
drugs and drug traffickers to the next level.
According to the CDC, there were more than
80,000 overdose deaths in 2024 alone.
And synthetic opioids, primarily fentanyl, continue to play
a role in the majority of those deaths.
All right, Ellie, to you.
Does this executive order give the president more
power to do more than he's already doing
that Congress has not actually approved these boat
strikes?
No, it is completely meaningless.
It's symbolic.
Federal law describes what a weapon of mass
destruction is.
Generally, it has to be an incendiary device,
something that blows up, something that shoots, something
that disseminates poison, that kind of thing.
If you commit a crime involving a weapon
of mass destruction, there's very serious penalties involved.
Could be life in prison, could be death
if someone dies.
But the president saying drugs or fentanyl are
now weapons of mass destruction has zero, zero
legal impact.
It's up to judges.
It's up to the parties on a case
-by-case basis.
It's an interesting argument.
It doesn't meet the definition.
But it's like if the president declared that
a slingshot is a firearm, it doesn't make
it a firearm for legal purposes.
It would have to be, Congress would have
to change the statute, right?
So a judge couldn't just say fentanyl is
a weapon because you said- You somehow
could shoehorn it into the definition.
This kind of reminds me of, you know,
saying that COVID-19 vaccine is actually a
vaccine.
Yes, change the law.
No, just change Merriam-Webster.
That's how you do it.
I thought this was an interesting case.
I looked up 18 U.S. Code 2332a.
And a weapon of mass destruction is defined
as destructive devices, any explosive, incendiary, or poison
gas, including bombs, grenades, or rockets, chemical weapons,
any weapon designed or intended to cause death
or serious bodily injury through the release, dissemination,
or impact of toxic or poisonous chemicals, biological
weapons, any weapon involving a biological agent, toxin,
or delivery system.
And then there's radiological and nuclear weapons.
I think you can make an argument that
seeing as 80,000 people a year die
from it, that it is a weapon of
mass destruction.
I'm all in.
I think that's, you know, I think that's
valid.
It's very creative.
Which brings us to the Turtle Island Liberation
Front.
Oh boy, the six-week cycle is back.
Four alleged members of an extremist group suspected
of planning five bombing attacks on New Year's
Eve in Los Angeles and Orange Counties are
now in custody.
Hey, stop the camera.
Stopping.
This reminds me, wasn't there supposed to be
some sort of an event last Monday that
all these podcasters, the sneer and smear podcast
group?
Yes, the 9-11 style attacks, multi-cities.
Yeah.
Wasn't that supposed to be like a couple
days ago?
Yeah.
Are you still there?
Yeah.
Okay, I'm still here.
Where's all these attacks?
I guess it wasn't true.
Zachary Page, Tina Chen Ting, and Dante Anthony
Gaffield appeared in federal court Monday.
These bombs were to blow up at the
same time on midnight this New Year's Eve.
The plan stated that the IEDs would be
complex pipe bombs.
It included instructions on how to manufacture the
bombs and contained guidance on how to avoid
leaving evidence behind that could be traced back
to them.
Video released by the FBI shows the four
suspects on Friday at a remote campsite in
the Lucerne Valley in the Southern Mojave Desert.
Investigators say the suspects brought bomb making materials
to the desert to rehearse their planned action.
Investigators say they found PVC pipes, suspected potassium
nitrate, charcoal, sulfur powder, and other elements.
They were arrested shortly after this video was
taken.
The four subjects are members of a radical
faction of the Turtle Island Liberation Front.
At this point, they show video, a picture
of a couple of hand-drawn signs that
say...
Yeah, I saw the signs.
Death to America.
Down with fascism.
First of all, let's make people need to
know Turtle Island is some reference to the
entire body of North America that was considered,
called Turtle Island by some indigenous folks back
in some historic era.
Well, if you saw the pictures of these
people who are arrested, they look like the
kind of people who would thank the indigenous
people that we can stand here and make
bombs on your sacred grounds.
Of course, that's what you want.
Yeah, that's the way it looks.
And by the way, before you continue, I
knew when I was an air pollution inspector,
there was a guy that ran a chemical
company in Oakland.
I'm not going to mention his name, but
he was a part of a big club
of guys that would go to the Mojave
Desert with explosives and blow shit up.
They loved it.
And he had photos.
He showed me his album because they like
to take pictures of this.
Here's like a 55 Buick.
Look at this.
And here's after we blew it up with
10 sticks of dynamite.
And it was like a hobby.
So it's not surprising that there was people...
This is where you do it, out in
the middle of nowhere, Mojave Desert.
You blow stuff up.
Well, there's a little bit more.
It's the American way.
There's a little bit more to the case.
A violent homegrown anti-government group.
Carol and her co-defendants, Zachary Page, led
the effort to obtain and build the bombs
and to recruit others to join in their
plot.
The suspects have been charged with conspiracy in
possession of an unregistered destructive device.
Officials would not release any information about the
target locations, only saying they are logistics companies
engaged in interstate and commerce.
These threats are sophisticated, organized campaigns of targeted
intimidation.
Again, the FBI saying that if these would
have been successful, they would have been coordinated
IED bombing attacks on New Year's Eve.
OK, so this is horse manure.
And I read the affidavit.
It's all right there.
So they've been tracking these people since December
6th.
And they had a confidential human informant who
was already in the group, already showing the
feds the signal messages.
They had an undercover law enforcement officer in
the group.
Yeah, that's what you do.
So they all go out to the desert
with PVC pipe, OK, plastic.
They're going to put their own explosives together.
Now, you've done this, too.
You get some ammonium nitrate.
You get some fertilizer.
You get some some charcoal, some sulfur.
I've never done this, by the way.
I have.
I have.
You sure you have.
And I do.
When I went to the University of California,
I was in chemical engineering.
The first thing a professor would just came
up in a conversation like when I was
a freshman.
He says, how many fingers you got?
Is that the number you want to keep?
And I never made an explosive.
What we used to do back in the
old country.
When I lived in the in the farm
farmland south of Amsterdam is we get fertilizer
and sugar and then you put water and
you make a water solution, you dip paper
in it.
And then you make flash flashpaper.
Oh, yeah, it was fantastic to do that.
That's different.
Well, but but we also did some other
stuff with pipes, obviously, but not PVC pipe.
And they had no caps.
They literally had the affidavit says they had
no caps, no cap for the PVC pipe.
So what kind of bomb are you making?
Well, they couldn't charge him on making a
bomb.
So instead, possession of an unregistered destructive device.
They didn't register their device.
This is bull crap.
The thing that bothers me the most is
the fear mongering from the FBI.
And we saved you, America.
This would have been bad.
Oh, it would have been five buildings just
blown to smithereens.
Well, stay safe.
Stay vigilant.
If you see something, say something.
This I hate that.
How about how about you?
I do.
I'm sick of it.
How about you do your job?
And because you are government, you know, we
appreciate it.
It's great that you keep us safe and
then just go home and have a beer.
And then the next day, go after some
other Turtle Island group.
There's no reason to do this big.
Well, stop the presses breaking news.
We all could have been blown to smithereens,
especially after all the Red Green Alliance, ISIS,
ISIS in America, Al Qaeda, Muslims, Islam.
It's sickening.
It keeps everybody on edge during the happiest
time of the year.
What is it?
Pissing into the wind is what you're doing
here.
I'm making people aware of why this is
being done.
Oh, we've been bitching and moaning.
This is never going to change.
The FBI's got they have their marching orders.
There's a memo unless somebody goes into the
FBI and changes the memo that set this
up, whatever, many years ago, because it's good
for business.
It brings the newbies in.
You can show them the ropes on how
to infiltrate and do other things.
It's good business.
Then you make a big fuss about it
so the newbies can say.
So you point to the newbies and look
what happened.
This is the results of your good work.
We got everybody all riled up saying this
is the way you do it.
It's how everybody is kept on edge and
afraid and cowering and suspicious of each other.
It sucks.
I know you're all in, but I'm against
it.
I'm a podcaster, I can stick my mind.
Egyptian airplanes.
Come on, man.
Well, that brings us to a Candace Owens
clip.
Oh, goodness.
Really?
We've never had one before.
I want to play the clip.
This explains a lot.
OK, let me see.
I know all you guys want to know
what happened during my meeting with Erica.
So here it goes.
We met in Nashville because I didn't want
to fly anywhere and have my plane shut
down by Israel.
So I told her to come here instead.
She gets here.
And first thing she does is she gives
me some homemade cookies.
And I'm like, bitch, I ain't eating those
poison chocolate chip cookies.
She tried to poison me.
Anyway, I'm still alive after almost dying from
the poisoned Israeli cookies.
And we start talking.
Then you're not going to believe what happened
next.
The waiter asks us if we want something
to drink, but he's wearing the Star of
David.
So I'm like, I ain't about to drink
no poisons lemonade from you.
You Mossad agent.
So anyway, I almost die again from Israeli
lemonade poisoning.
And Erica is like, I'll just have some
water, please.
Which is obviously code for you better kill
this bitch right now.
Am I right?
So we talk and we talk and she
tells me I'm acting crazy or whatever.
So I asked her to show me pictures
of her of when she was younger.
And she's like, why?
So I'm like, oh, my God, she doesn't
have any.
So I just discovered she's actually a man.
And I'm now talking to this man who
is probably an Israeli spy sent here to
kill me.
So I just I get up.
I go to the bathroom.
I dig a hole under the shitter like
El Chapo.
And I finally made it back to tell
you guys the story and get paid millions
by YouTube to keep you guys stupid and
against Trump and turning point because I'm just
a piece of shit like that.
Anyway, thank you for your views, retards.
That's not bad.
That's that AI is pretty good.
The real thing is almost as nutty.
Okay, ladies and gentlemen, get ready.
I am telling you, get ready.
We have an explosive episode today.
Actually, I should say it's a non explosive
episode, and you'll see why we're going to
jump right into this, because after yesterday's episode,
we were contacted by a variety of people
with information.
And it's time to state unequivocally that the
steel neck quotation did not come from the
surgeon.
Okay, not only that, but it's odd that
federal agents were, I would say, too involved
at the hospital.
When I tell you this story, your jaw
is going to hit the floor.
We also have never before seen photos of
the vehicle, I know I sound like a
fed here, that Charlie was transported in to
the hospital when they were trying to save
his life.
I'm telling you, my perspective is that all
these leads are ramping up.
The reason for that is because the general
public is actually not receptive to what is
very clearly a military grade psychological operation, complete
with influencers and bodied activity on social media.
We're so let down.
It's over.
I'm never watching the show ever again.
Candace took money.
The people can see what you're doing, feds.
They can see it.
I can see it.
And now we're gonna, you know, gotta go
max today.
Welcome back to Candace.
So my takeaway from this, which was not
AI, is that so the feds have mounted
a military grade psychological operation against Candace and
bots and influencers are saying she sucks.
That's the takeaway from that.
I, you know, that AI that I played.
Yeah.
I think it's part of the operation.
Oh, of course it is.
But yeah, I see.
I see it the same way.
There's an there's an op to discredit and
get rid of Candace Owens to put her
not killer as she likes to sideliner permanently.
And I think Tucker knows this because he
doesn't want to get sidelined.
And he this is so interesting.
He didn't.
I think Tucker's in on a lot of
this stuff.
I don't think he can be sidelined.
Well, he's well, I don't trust.
Listen to this, because this is the second
time he's done this.
It was and he did like an eight
minute interview with the Doha Morning Show, whatever
it was.
It's Doha this morning, everybody.
Welcome to the desert.
How are you doing?
How's your oil stocks?
Listen to what he says about Trump in
this, but I left this beginning in because
the lady says something kind of interesting.
Do you feel you make quite you've made
quite a few trips here, but he made
quite a few trips here, quite a few
trips.
Does Tucker visit Doha a lot to get
get his checks?
Something changed in the way you feel in
the last couple of years.
Do you feel I feel that I'm 56?
My children are grown.
I have an obligation from my perspective to
tell the truth.
In indecency and kindness, by the way, telling
the truth does not mean people are pointing
out their love.
You know, there are obvious sins.
No, telling the truth means telling the truth
in love.
What do you think is true?
By the way, I've been wrong many times.
I supported the Iraq war.
OK, I've been wrong.
And I know that I've been wrong and
I know that I will be wrong again.
So I'm not claiming I have a monopoly
on the truth.
What I'm saying is, as an American citizen,
I have a right to say what I
think and I'm going to period, period.
He always he does that a lot.
I'm an American citizen.
I have the right to say what I
feel like I want to say, and that's
it.
I'm an American citizen, period.
How could this fight to reshape the American
right possibly define how the U.S. engages
with the Middle East?
Could it potentially change everything?
The president of the United States recently sided
in public with an Arab country over Israel.
Israel bombed Doha.
Qatar is one of our most important allies
in the region.
Our largest air base is in this country,
Qatar.
Qatar hosts Hamas at the request of the
United States government and the Israeli government for
more than 10 years.
And Israel bombed a meeting here in Qatar
in order to short circuit Donald Trump's peace
process.
This was an attack not just on Qatar,
but on America.
Donald Trump saw it that way.
He said he saw it that way.
And he forced the Israelis to apologize to
the government of Qatar.
Nothing like that has ever happened.
There's never been a situation where the U
.S. president publicly took the side of an
Arab country over Israel.
That just happened.
That is a huge change.
That is a seminal change.
What are its long-term effects?
I can only guess.
But we've never seen that before.
This seems to be the message he wants
to convey.
So that kind of gives me pause as
to where is he in this big podcaster
thing, which also Go ahead.
Also brings to mind this call that Trump
brings Netanyahu into the Oval Office of the
meeting, wherever they do that meeting.
And he has Benjamin Netanyahu.
Hey, he signs your checks, bro.
You better get his name right.
So he brings him in and humiliates him
in public, makes him make a public phone
call to the Qataris apologizing for the bombing.
This is bullcrap.
This whole thing was rigged.
It was set up for whatever reason to
make Trump a certain, give him a certain
gravitas with the Arabs and who knows what
else.
But this was this is nonsense if we
are to believe it.
Because this would never really happen.
All of this that is happening, and it
really has been going on for a while.
Nick Fuentes, I was aware of him years
ago.
And I know that you think he's a
pro, and I'm not going to disagree.
I cannot disagree with you on that.
But he's something else.
He is a punk rock podcaster.
And I say this because everything he does
is like punk rock.
Punk rock, you know, the Sex Pistols, you
know.
I know exactly what you mean.
Screw the Queen, you know, kicking down.
Believe it or not, I was a punk
rock fan during the era of the number
of these bands.
Oh, yeah?
What was your favorite punk rock band?
Oh, it was the one band that, damn
it, I can think of the name in
a second.
Peter, Paul and Mary?
Yes, Peter, Paul and Mary.
I especially like Mary when she ripped off
her bra.
Well, you had the Ramones.
You had the Sex Pistols.
You had, well, there you go.
There's my knowledge.
No, you don't have any.
But no, there's one group that I really
thought was fantastic.
But I'd have to think about it.
Anyway, it's a long time ago.
But he's a punk rock kid.
And what he's doing is he's going against
what was the one thing you could never
say?
Israel, no good.
Jews, no good.
Boom, there's Fuentes.
I want to be with white people, not
with black people.
Boom, Fuentes.
Women suck.
Boom, Fuentes.
It's punk rock podcasting.
And I'm getting it now because this is
all part of audience capture.
And I was watching Dave Smith, part of
the problem, because I do watch this stuff.
You know, I try to stay informed.
I try to figure out what is going
on.
Why are these people so strange to me?
Because, you know, we're boomers.
I'm not officially a Gen X, face of
Gen X, but call me a boomer.
Dave Smith actually admitted it.
He admitted audience capture.
And here it is.
You know, like a lot of us are
kind of, you know, me and you and
I think Candace and Tucker and like a
lot of other people, essentially, the relationship here
is us and the audience.
We got to make something that the audience
likes, and then we do well.
And if we make something the audience doesn't
like, it won't do as well.
There you go.
That's exactly what you're doing.
So if the audience says, yeah, Israel bad,
you're going to do that.
I don't even know if it's based on
principles with these people.
It's audience capture.
And we don't do that.
We don't do it.
Yeah, we don't.
No, we don't.
We don't.
We don't bother.
Well, it takes us out of our strike
zone is deconstructing the media, looking for little
tidbits, like the word, using the word target,
target, subject and stuff like that.
And that fascinates everybody at all times.
But we don't, we're not a, like I
use it in the newsletter, this phrase.
Which is the sneer and smear type of
podcast and the grievance type of podcast that
just is designed to get audience just to
do audience capture.
Yeah.
And we don't, we don't qualify in either
one of those categories.
That's for sure.
Well, we also don't count on YouTube money.
We don't count on YouTube money.
We don't need any of that stuff.
We want to actually give you our opinions,
which are often counter to the popular narrative.
And people get really upset, really upset.
Even just me calling Dave Smith.
I called him out.
Hey, John, we called out Dave Smith.
Woo.
That will get people upset.
It's, it's amazing.
And we're like, okay, be upset then.
It's fine.
I'm not donating.
Okay.
They say don't donate people who say that
never donate anyway.
No, that's true.
As we speak, the European commission, all 27
heads of the states of the European union
are locked in a room and they're not
coming out until they have a deal until
they have a deal about stealing the Russian
money and giving that to Ukraine.
I have a couple of clips myself.
Okay.
Yeah.
I'd love to hear your clips.
Let's do your clips first.
You weren't prepared.
Okay.
No, I wasn't prepared because you jumped right
into the topic.
You said I have a couple of clips.
And when you say that, I figure you,
you got clips.
Well, continue with your presentation as you figure
out your clips.
Here is the, uh, the, the, I think
she's the foreign minister caught us.
And she went in front of the microphones.
You know, people are coming out from time
to time from the meeting, like, oh, it's
a tough meeting.
Oh, you know, you gotta do stuff.
And it looks like we have, um, we
have appeased Brussels or Belgium's issues with stealing
the money and letting them take the rap
for it.
Then of course we have the discussions on
the reparations loan.
Now, um, the proposals that we have been
working on, uh, also addressing Belgium's concerns.
I think, uh, to go for the legislative
proposal means that we all take the risk
because it's a European proposal.
So the risk and the burden is shared,
uh, equally.
So, um, I think, uh, the issues that,
uh, Belgium has raised, we have also addressed.
So I hope that we get this over
the finishing line.
Um, Putin is banking.
The finishing line shouldn't give them that.
I understand Belgium is under a lot of
pressure from, um, Russia, uh, from a European,
uh, countries, but also from United States.
And in order to get off that pressure,
actually we should have a European proposal.
Then Belgium will just abide by the law.
And, and, you know, whoever has any concerns
can, you know, go to court against the
European Union.
But I think the fundamental issue is that
Russia is causing the damage in Ukraine.
So they should also be responsible for the
reparations.
And this reparations loan is based, uh, on
that very idea.
So let me get this straight.
The very Russia that just last week you
were saying, and all nodding in agreement to
NATO's secretary general, Mark Rutte, Russia sees us
as next, we're next.
Get under your beds, get your three-day
emergency kits ready.
Now, all of a sudden you're saying, well,
you can just sue all of us then
in the European Union cart, go ahead and
sue us.
What is it?
Are you afraid that they're going to come
and bomb you for their money that you
stole?
Or do you think they're just going to
file a lawsuit?
That's a good point.
It's ridiculous.
I think the clips I'm referring to are
these Ukraine clips and I have three of
them.
Let me play one more money clip.
Okay.
So this is Keir Starmer.
Just to show you that we're tough guys
here.
We're going to steal some Russian money.
Watch me do it.
The United Kingdom issued a license to allow
the funds from the sale of Chelsea football
club to be transferred to humanitarian causes in
Ukraine.
Russian oligarch Roman Abramovich sold Chelsea in 2022
under pressure from the British government.
The funds from the sale have since then
been frozen.
UK's Prime Minister Keir Starmer is now allowing
him to use the money, but only to
help Ukraine.
Under the new license, proceeds must be directed
to humanitarian causes in Ukraine, but future gains
may be spent more broadly on victims of
conflicts worldwide.
The UK sanctioned Abramovich in a crackdown on
Russian oligarchs after Russia's full-scale invasion of
Ukraine in 2022, which had triggered the rushed
sale of the English Premier League football club.
The UK government has now promised to establish
a foundation to disperse the funds headed by
the former head of UNICEF UK.
This is the worst idea ever.
I have the, I have three better clips
than that from the BBC.
Okay.
This is the Abramovich series.
This is not the Ukraine ones.
This, since you changed it kind of to
Abramovich, because this has to be discussed.
You're right.
This is, Abramovich will kill you.
He will kill you.
Well, not only that, but it's like, at
the same time, you, you, if you're going
to let the guy into the country to
begin with, to invest in stuff.
Yeah.
Spend his money.
And then he wants to, and then you
force him to sell his stuff and then
you steal his money.
Are you kidding me?
Three billion dollars worth.
That's insane.
So here we go.
The Abramovich, it's called the Abramovich fiasco.
The British government is stepping up pressure on
the Russian oligarch and former Chelsea owner Roman
Abramovich.
If so, if you steal something from the
store, you can just say, I'm stepping up
pressure on your store.
This is very interesting.
Over a financial pledge he made when he
was forced to sell the football club.
Back in 2022, Mr. Abramovich promised all the
money he made from the sale would be
used to benefit victims of the Russian invasion
of Ukraine.
But the funds still haven't been released because
of a disagreement on how they should be
used.
Now, the government is threatening to take legal
action against him.
This was Prime Minister Keir Starmer speaking in
Parliament.
My message to Abramovich is this.
The clock is ticking.
Honor the commitment that you made and pay
up now.
And if you don't, we're prepared to go
to court.
So every penny reaches those whose lives have
been torn apart by Putin's illegal war.
Yes, we need to buy more homes in
Europe.
Take his money.
Wow.
It's astonishing to me they're going to steal
this guy's money.
And I think what he was referring to
is if he made any profit on the
sale, not to all the money, which is
what they're trying to go for.
But what they're just trying to go for
some money.
This way you would get just how much
money you got.
It's now ours.
And we're going to spend it over here
because you because you, Abramovich, the owner of
the Chelsea Football Club.
You are responsible for Ukraine.
Yeah.
Anyway, so part two.
Our political correspondent, Harry Farley, has been telling
me more about the background to this row
and why it's gone on for so long.
When Roman Abramovich sold Chelsea Football Club, he
made two and a half billion pounds.
But that was frozen.
That money was frozen in the UK because
of British sanctions on Russian business people and
representatives around the world.
And so that money is frozen.
It is stuck.
Roman Abramovich cannot access it himself.
And he previously said he would be happy
for that money to be used for all
victims of the war.
Now, that is something that the British government
doesn't agree with.
It wants that money to be used for
humanitarian purposes, for Ukrainian victims of the war.
And they're concerned that Mr Abramovich wants it
to go to both sides, so meaning Russians
could also benefit.
That is the essence of the dispute.
Because this money is technically still Mr Abramovich's,
even though he cannot access it, there has
been this stalemate ever since 2022.
And this is really the latest iteration of
the government stepping up its pressure on Mr
Abramovich, showing signs of irritation.
But of course, irritation in itself doesn't release
that money.
Yeah.
I mean, is there any indication that Roman
Abramovich is actually going to give this money
over to Ukraine?
Not at the moment, to be honest.
The UK government is threatening legal action.
The UK government is saying that Mr Abramovich
needs to honour that commitment that he made.
They're saying that they'd be prepared to take
this to court.
And the next steps, as it were, is
Mr Abramovich has 90 days to respond, and
after which the UK government could, at that
point, take this to court.
We haven't actually heard from Mr Abramovich or
his representatives today, so we don't know if
there is any shift in his position.
But at the moment, at least, this is
just threats and, I suppose, a toughening of
language from British ministers.
Hold on a second.
So did they take it or not?
It sounded like Starmer was saying, we're taking
your money and it's done.
And this makes it sound like there's still
some mechanisms.
Yeah, they don't.
In other words, they haven't taken it yet.
Let's play the last part.
This is from yesterday.
Of course, there's about to be an EU
summit where leaders are going to be urged
to agree to use Russia's frozen assets to
give money to Ukraine and give them a
huge loan.
Yeah, there is going to be exactly that
summit.
And there was over the weekend, towards the
end of last week, some pretty confident noises
coming from people I was speaking to in
government, government officials, believing that this could be
a real moment and a real turning point
where those frozen Russian assets across Europe, most
of which are actually held in Belgium, could
be released and given to Ukraine.
There is less optimism now, I am sensing.
We'll find out the details tomorrow.
But certainly the sort of the excitement, this
is going to be a big breakthrough.
Obviously, this has been talked about for months
and months.
The excitement that tomorrow could be a breakthrough,
I think, is waning slightly.
And there seems to be a little bit
more opposition and hesitation, because it is a,
legally very complicated to release these frozen assets
and spend them on fighting, on giving them
to Ukraine in order to fight Russia.
The legal complexity is one aspect, and there
is also political concern that Russia could then
sue the countries who are holding these funds.
Again, what happened to, he's going to come
and invade us and kill us?
Oh, yeah, that's a good point.
He can sue us, he can just sue
us.
But what got me on that clip was
the fact that they're excited about stealing the
money.
Yes, very excited.
Oh, I mean, oh, we're going to steal
the money.
This is great.
It makes you feel good, makes you feel
like a man.
It shows you what a bunch of corrupt
pricks are running these countries in Europe.
They're criminals.
Yes.
Hello.
Gambling.
Don't look at our capital.
There's no criminals there.
Never, never happened.
Let's listen.
Okay, so I can play my, I got
my three Ukraine clips.
I think it'll be the, I can't talk
about this any after this.
This is the, we'll start with the Ukraine
update.
This is a BBC clip.
Ukraine's President Zelensky is called on allies to
show Russia that it's pointless to continue with
its war.
Pointless.
He was speaking ahead of a European leaders
meeting in Brussels on Thursday, where they'll decide
what to do with more than $200 billion
of frozen Russian assets.
Reports say Washington has been pressuring European leaders
not to use the money to help Ukraine.
Vladimir Putin has again insisted he will achieve
all of his expansionist goals in Ukraine.
He said Russia would liberate what he called
its historic lands by military force or diplomacy.
Yeah, this is kind of a meme in
the British circles is expansionist goals.
Yeah, yeah.
Expansionists, revisionists, you know.
Which is supposedly Russian, you know, part of
early Russia.
People have to remember that where was modern
Russia founded?
Yes, you mentioned that in the last show,
it was in Kiev.
Or, I'm sorry, KIEV!
I want some chicken Kiev!
So that's where it was, that's where the
modern Russia was founded in Kiev.
And so now you're just Putin's puppet talking
about revisionists.
Well, let's go with the Ukraine finale.
Over recent months and days, European leaders have
been warning that Russia poses a threat to
the security of Europe, despite ongoing peace negotiations
in Ukraine.
On Tuesday, European countries closest to Russia called
on the EU to prioritise defending their borders.
Today, Vladimir Putin dismissed that as hysteria, but
he says Russia will take Ukraine by military
means unless Kyiv and its allies do more
to engage with US peace proposals.
Our Russia editor Steve Rosenberg sent this report
from Moscow.
Is Vladimir Putin ready for peace?
Does he accept the need for compromise?
It doesn't sound like it.
President Putin told military chiefs that the goals
of his special military operation would be achieved.
Referring to Ukraine, Mr Putin said, if the
adversary and its foreign patrons do not want
to have a substantive discussion, then Russia will
liberate its historic lands on the battlefield.
Historic lands?
That is a reference to Ukrainian territory Moscow
claims to have annexed.
They've forgotten their history too, even when they're
trying to make fun of it.
And he says at the very end, the
last three words, he says, claims to have
annexed.
Yes, claim.
They didn't annex it, they claimed.
Anytime, by the way, people out there, this
is one of our deconstruction tips.
The use of the word claims is loaded
and bullcrap.
I mean, it should be he says, but
the fact that he claims to have annexed
means it's, you know, in the mind, in
your brain, it puts in a notion that
this is not true or it's dubious or
the guy's a bad person or what claims.
So let's go to the second clip.
He called for the expansion of a security
buffer zone.
In other words, to seize even more Ukrainian
land.
His tone was defiant, belligerent and regarding European
leaders, abrasive.
Everyone thought that in a short amount of
time they could destroy Russia, President Putin said,
and the European swine immediately joined the work
of the previous US administration in the hope
of profiting from the collapse of Russia.
Vladimir Putin claims, claims, claims, claims he does
want peace.
But his comments suggest that's peace on his
terms.
Over nearly four years of war, his army
has suffered huge losses on the battlefield.
And yet, Mr. Putin speaks positively about what
has transpired.
He claimed today that thanks to the special
military operation, Russia had restored its status as
a fully sovereign country.
Steve Rosenberg.
Yes.
Excellent.
Jew.
Okay.
That's a good one.
Yeah.
Claims, claims, claims, claims, claims.
I mean, this is terrible.
These guys are no, well, there's a new
player that has entered the field.
Our new player is a blaze Florence met
Metro welly Metro Metro welly.
I think, uh, she is the new head
of MI six.
And she's kind of cute actually, in a,
in a spooky kind of way.
Uh, blaze BLA ISE Florence Metro welly, M
E T R E W E L.
I just look up MI six chief.
Interesting family background.
Her dad, Constantine Metro welly was born as
Constantine Dobrofsky.
And he was the son of a Nazi
collaborator, uh, who operated in Oblast, the Nazi
occupied Ukrainian Soviet socialist Republic in 1943.
So do you think she has skin in
the game just from a, from a background
that looks like a spook?
Are you kidding me?
Yeah, she's a, she's a total spook, but
you know, she's from the, from the Nazi
party heritage.
You know, of course we can't, uh, as
Tucker would say, we don't punish children for
what their parents did.
No, of course not.
But it is just interesting, interesting tidbit because
maybe she heard around the Christmas tree, you
know, like, uh, Putin, bad Russia, bad everybody,
bad Hitler.
Good.
I don't know what she heard, but she
came out and she did about an eight
minute statement.
And I pulled a couple of clips.
I'm going to break with tradition and I
won't give you a global threat tool, but
I will focus here on Putin's Russia.
We all continue to face the menace of
an aggressive expansionist and revisionist Russia.
There it is.
Expansionist and revisionist Russia, the scourge seeking to
subjugate Ukraine and harass NATO.
I find it harrowing that hundreds of thousands
have died with the toll mounting every day
because of Putin's historical distortions and his compromised
desire for respect.
He is dragging out negotiations and shifting the
cost of war onto his own population.
But Putin should be in no doubt.
Our support is enduring.
The pressure we apply on Ukraine's behalf will
be sustained because it is fundamental, not just
to European sovereignty and security, but to global
stability.
Okay, so Miss New Spike, Spook, Spike, Spook.
I don't know why she did this, but
this turned into a recruitment video saying, you
know, we need more people in the MI6.
We need Spooks and a very specific kind
of Spook.
And many of our trolls in the troll
room qualify.
Our world is being remade and for the
first time we are all at the heart
of it.
My service must now operate in this new
context too.
Not just expert on hostile states, terrorism, proliferation
and more, but also fluent in technology, able
to anticipate the second and third order effects
of advances that reshape the world in minutes,
not months.
And as China will be a central part
of the global transformation taking place this century,
it's essential that we, as MI6, continue to
inform the government's understanding of China's rise and
the implications for UK national security.
Mastery of technology will infuse everything we do,
not just in our labs, but in the
field, in our trade craft, and even more
importantly, in the mindset of every officer.
We will become as comfortable with lines of
code as we are with human sources, as
fluent in Python as we are in multiple
other languages.
What?
What?
Python?
Hey, ma'am, get a clue, girl.
Rust is the new language.
What are you talking about?
Python.
Python.
Python.
Python.
Python.
There's fluent in code.
We need to speak Python.
We'll become as comfortable with lines of code
as we are with human sources, as fluent
in Python as we are in multiple other
languages.
Under my leadership, MI6 will continue to attract
Britain's best.
Hey, I'm a vibe coder in Python.
Does that count?
We need vibe coders at MI6, people.
Linguists and data scientists, case officers and engineers,
behavioral experts and technologists.
We need people who walk in the shoes
and get in the heads of our adversaries.
We need people who think differently, challenge assumptions
and act decisively.
All can thrive and make a difference at
MI6.
Call 1-800-PYTHON-MI6.
I just found that to be odd that
she's recruiting Python programmers.
Python.
Python.
Python.
And listen to this 22 seconds and tell
me if you think she's talking about the
CIA.
So we will work with our agents and
we will continue to engage directly and with
respect with states and organizations currently working against
us.
Away from the glare of the media, we
will use MI6's convening power wherever we can
to make a material different, bringing parties together
to defuse tensions.
What do you think?
When she said parties working against us?
Yeah.
I don't know if they're...
She ends it with to end tensions.
Well, of course there's tension.
We all know what you're doing.
Well, I have to believe that they're clueless
about this.
And the reason I say...
So I had a chat with the telegraph...
Really?
MI6 is doing most of the PSYOPs on
Candace Owens.
Yeah, but I don't think that they're clued
into...
I'm not convinced that they're completely clued in
with what Trump's up to.
Really?
They're that dumb?
Well, this brings me to a conversation I
had with our columnist buddy at the Telegraph,
which is UK's most honest newspaper.
I had a chat with Doug Orlovsky.
He wasn't even with the Register before?
Yeah, he was a Register guy.
And he said that he admires the nexus
arguments that we've been making.
He actually listens to the show.
Oh, hey, Orlovsky.
Andrew, how you doing, buddy?
And so he says, but he says that
they're so stupid that there's no way that
this is...
They're just too dumb to do anything.
He says, you have no idea how stupid
ruling classes are here.
And I said, yeah, well, the fact that
we can figure out what they're up to
shows how stupid they are.
I think it's just a confirmation that we're
right.
Yeah.
And the counter argument to him was he
couldn't...
He couldn't counter.
No, of course he can't.
Because so it's like, you know, so we
have to assume there's a stupidity level and
a naivete at some point.
And this woman doesn't look like a brainiac
and she says Python.
You made my point.
If you're talking, we need Python, which may
somehow be related to AI.
Someone told her all this AI stuff, it's
all written in Python.
So we need Python coders.
Okay.
I'll do a call up for Python coders.
Fine.
Yeah.
I'll get my, what's that thing called?
My PyCharm IDE.
I'll get that all rocking.
Yeah.
I'm ready.
I'm ready, both.
Who are we hitting first?
Who's their first adversary?
On the other side of the equation is
UK air chief Marshall.
I think that means he's in charge of
the air force.
I have no idea.
Yeah.
And this guy's name is Sir Richard Knighton.
And here's what he said.
Perhaps the most obvious impact on all of
us will be the cost of building resilience.
Sons and daughters, colleagues, veterans will all have
a part to play, to build, to serve,
and if necessary, to fight.
And more families will know what sacrifice for
our nation means.
Oh yeah.
That's going over real big in England.
What?
What?
You want us to fight who?
Fight what?
What?
War?
Huh?
No, no, no, no, no, no, son.
We're not going to do that.
There's not a single British kid who wants
to do this.
Remember when this kicked off, there are all
these TikTok videos.
I'm not fighting.
They're not going to fight.
I got other things to do.
And in Germany, where they just reinstated the
registration for voluntary service, whoa, the kids there
aren't having it either.
Early December in Berlin, instead of being in
class, thousands of young Germans are out on
the streets protesting the return of military service.
For this generation about to reach adulthood, the
countdown has already started.
From January onwards, young men like Reuben and
Eva must register for potential military service.
I think it's outrageous that I can't even
decide for myself whether I'm going to the
front or not.
Young people were hit the hardest by COVID
-19.
Noodle boy.
As a sauerkraut kid.
Young people were hit the hardest by COVID
-19 and by all sorts of state decisions.
And now on top of that, they want
to send us to war.
It's nonsense.
Berlin has voted to reintroduce voluntary military service,
but with a clause that worries youngsters most.
If recruitment numbers fall short, conscription becomes compulsory
again.
Across the country, it's all hands to the
pumps.
Anti-conscription committees have sprung up, like here
in Munich.
My sign says, form committees.
Say no to mobilisation for war.
For Tim and his friends, who stage agitprop
events and rallies, stopping re-militarisation is now
urgent.
I don't want Germany to be involved in
another war, or even to be able to
start one.
That's exactly where this return, or rather reactivation,
of conscription will lead.
So yeah, they're not like American kids.
I'm gonna get them ragheads.
Towelheads, here we come.
Watch out, Saddam.
No, it's like, uh-uh.
It's ridiculous.
I can't believe it.
They want me to go fight.
I can't even choose if I want to
die.
I can't even choose where I want to
go.
Yeah.
Noodle boy.
No, sauerkraut kid.
That's the new one.
That's the German noodle boy.
Sauerkraut kid.
That's what he is.
So yeah, no one.
But Europe, see, this is the thing.
The Europeans don't even, first of all, everybody's
tuned out.
No one's listening to this nonsense.
All they know is there's rovers and Bentleys
and high-end vehicles parked on sidewalks with
Ukrainian license plates, occupying homes that they can't
rent.
That's what the kids care about, because that's
the reality of the situation.
And they're sick of that.
They're like, eh, what is this?
And they're tuned out.
They're not listening to all this nonsense.
It's like, I can't even get a home
to rent if I want one.
So they're not listening.
And now, all of a sudden, it's like,
hey, all that stuff you haven't been paying
attention to, well, now you got to go.
Cannon fodder.
Yeah, cannon fodder.
Cannon fodder.
They realize it, yeah.
It's sad.
It's sad, sad, sad.
And I just don't see a rosy future
for the European Union.
Just doesn't sound like...
Well, I never saw a rosy future for
them personally.
Well, the whole thing was kind of a
strange idea to begin with, but yeah.
It was done, and it was only done
to fight us.
The whole reason for the European Union from
the get-go was to create a economic
system that had less problems with moving goods
from in-between countries and being able to
consolidate an operation that can compete with the
United States.
Yeah.
And so now they've...
And it turns out that China was the
real problem.
Yes.
And now they're doing the Mercure agreement.
I think it's called Mercure, where they're opening
up a trade with some South American countries
and all the farmers are like, what?
Because if those guys can use fertilizer, we
can't.
They can shoot up their cattle with anything
that we can't.
And so now we're going to be importing
food from other countries.
They're truly nuts.
It's bad.
Christina's going to be arriving here.
She'll be here about 6.30 tonight.
I'm going to work on these kids for
a week.
Don't go back.
Don't go back.
They're going to go back anyway.
That's my guess.
But they'll be, you know...
Okay, I got a couple of clips that
go to domestic stuff.
I want to get the Reiner stuff out
of the way.
We didn't talk about it in the last
show.
We didn't want to.
Yeah.
But more importantly, is this Brown shooting?
Yes.
And I thought from the get-go that
it was a targeted shooting of the Republican
girl.
I don't know anything about the Republican girl.
Two people died.
One of them was the head of the...
the vice president of the Republican club at
Brown University.
And there's probably five Republicans at Brown University.
And none of them are my family members
because all my cousins went to Brown.
Well, it's all Democrats and all liberals.
It's all progressives now.
It's super tards.
All of them.
I love them, but they're tards.
So you end up with this woman killed.
And so it seemed like a targeted killing.
And there's a room full of 20 to
60 people.
And the guy comes in and yells something
and then shoots her.
And then some other guy gets shot.
And then he peppers the place and nicks
11 other people.
And not one person can say what he
said.
I know what he said.
Okay, let's go.
11 people shot.
Wait a minute.
Kill the Republican fascist is what he said.
Is that what he said?
That's my guess.
Oh, okay.
Now, this is...
I still have to set it up.
This is Jesse Waters.
And he brought on a guy who is
a...
First, he gives a little overview of the
incompetence of the investigation.
And then brings in a guy who...
Part two, the second clip brings in a
guy who's a profiler.
So part one...
11 people shot, two dead.
One was the most prominent Republican on campus.
And we don't have any answers or videos
or pictures.
We don't know what he shouted, if he
had an accomplice, the size of his gun,
the number of witnesses, where he is, how
he got out.
And the people trying to ask questions are
getting told, shut up, by the Rhode Island
senator.
For people who have no idea what they're
talking about, to offer their stupid and ill
-informed views about what happened all over the
Internet.
So I would please, just from a law
enforcement perspective, ask anyone who sees this to
just shut up.
They're asking for the public's help, but they're
telling us to shut up.
They arrested the wrong guy, got no video,
and didn't even know if the brown cop
cars had dashcams.
They're in no position to lecture anybody.
This is completely unacceptable, the whole thing.
Obvious Mossad.
So they bring this guy in, and this
just makes my point.
But the incompetence of this investigation and this
guy, the chief of police's Perez character, the
whole thing is hilarious, as far as I'm
concerned.
But this is the part that I'm absolutely
convinced that this was a hit job on
this woman.
Retired FBI criminal profile, James Fitzgerald.
Do you have a theory on this case?
Was this a crime of opportunity?
This was a soft target, guy goes in,
comes out, and that's it.
Kind of mad at the school, or was
he going in there to kill a specific
individual?
Yeah, in my earliest media hit on Monday
morning, that's what I said.
And as soon as I saw the name
of Ms. Cook, who was the vice president
of the Republican club, I just couldn't rule
that out.
I look at this as a profiler.
I've been on many task forces over the
years, anthrax and the murder of a DEA
agent, two professors murdered at Dartmouth College at
their home.
And we have to walk in with every
single option.
Was someone specifically targeted?
And to me, it's more than a coincidence
that this young woman was killed, who happens
to be one of the few probably representatives
of the Republican side of the House in
that particular, very far left university.
Something isn't right there.
And Jesse, before anything else, I'm also a
forensic linguist.
What the heck did that guy yell when
he walked in the door?
There's such a thing as ear witness evidence,
not just eyewitness, ear witness.
Somebody has to know.
And if it comes out later that the
Brown people, the Brown University or the province
PD is holding back what this person said
because it wasn't politically correct, that's going to
be really, really a problem.
Yeah, that's going to that's going to have
legal repercussions.
And that's where it stands.
Well, that's that's a better theory than I've
heard.
I just see a lot of people posting
about how they don't know anything.
And it was DEI guys and all kinds
of nonsense.
I don't know.
It's all sad.
It's always sad.
Real Casper milquetoast is the mayor to the
whole thing is pretty funny.
Well, it is sad, but it's also I
think I have the first one of the
season.
It did not come from Wal-Mart.
Burlington, are you familiar with Burlington?
Burlington Factory.
Burlington.
Well, they have they have a chain of
the train company now, Burlington Department Stores.
I think it is.
I've never seen one.
I don't think they're in California, but they
are the first this year.
First sighting of the Secret Santa.
An anonymous Santa has been performing Christmas miracles
by paying off layaway accounts at a Burlington
near Wilmington down in Delaware.
I just love this story.
The man, he spent about eight thousand dollars
paying off 50 accounts with balances ranging from
thirty eight dollars to hundreds of dollars.
He then walked out of the store, refused
to be recognized for his generosity.
And this man has apparently been quietly paying
off these layaways for twenty five years.
He agreed to go on the record if
he could remain anonymous.
OK, there you go.
It's still not the big the big store
that I want.
But Burlington has has won this year as
the first Secret Santa layaway promotion.
I would I would give them the score.
They win.
I think they win.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They did it.
The timing was good.
They got it out there.
You heard it.
Yeah.
Well, you're on this show now.
Here we go.
I always go.
I do have Google Alerts set up.
I'm always like, is there a Secret Santa?
That's a good.
Well, the new thing is influencers, which I'm
sure can also be paid like an influencer
goes in and pay.
But but they're but they're not paying because
the influencers, they're not going to do anything
anonymous.
Hello.
No, that's not good for your influencer score.
So they go to the exit of the
store and say, hey, here's a grand go
pay off your layaway.
Yeah, it's a couple thousand dollars.
Look at me.
Like and subscribe.
Smash that like button.
Like you smash the button.
Speaking of, you know, Tina and I, we
love our Christmas movies and really.
Yeah, we do.
And Netflix and Amazon have flooded the zone
with crap, with wow.
There are a couple of good ones.
We've enjoyed a few, but I'd say about
75 percent.
We know the story.
We know it's going to be romantic love
interest.
But the actors, they look like they failed
at gay porn.
It's really unbelievable.
Every single time you can now you can
just look at the icon like, no, we're
not going to watch that.
This is some guy who failed at the
gay porn industry.
And now he's acting in these Christmas movies.
But Kiefer Sutherland has a good one out,
Tinseltown, which is cute.
But also most of them are in London.
They're all in London for some reason.
And it's the most unbelievable thing you've ever
seen.
Not a single Muslim on the street.
Oh, it's so pretty.
It's London.
It'll nice there.
Christmas time is all all kinds of white
people walking around with packages and holiday cheer.
No Muslims.
Come on, Netflix.
Come on.
They're trying to bullshit you big time.
OK, well, speaking of this, I got to
be able to talk about that sort of
thing.
So you brought it up.
This is the Oscars.
Did you hear about this?
It's funny.
I was just about to play my Oscars
clip.
So we'll play yours from the BBC.
The Oscars are to be streamed on YouTube
from twenty twenty nine after the tech firm
outbid traditional broadcasters.
It will be free for more than two
billion global users.
Here's the CBS version a little bit longer.
The biggest night in Hollywood is on the
move.
The Oscars are leaving ABC and linear TV
in twenty twenty eight to start streaming on
YouTube in twenty twenty nine through twenty thirty
three.
The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences
says it struck this deal, which includes the
red carpet to allow the Oscars to reach
the largest worldwide audience possible.
The Oscars have aired on ABC for half
a century and YouTube declined to tell us
how much they paid for these rights.
But ABC had been paying about one hundred
million dollars a year.
Now, the shift reflects the way viewers are
consuming content nowadays and underlines the dominance of
YouTube, which is owned by Google.
Well, there's really a couple of things at
play here that I think are worth a
short discussion.
The first is no linear timeline.
You know, this is this is a big
deal that you don't have to hit the
news, you know, like, oh, we're running late.
Oh, hurry up, everybody.
Oh, we cut this.
We cut that so they can just run
for hours and hours, which, of course, is
also the downside, because which is going to
happen.
Yeah, it's going to be even more boring
than ever.
Yes.
And by the way, I should mention that
her actual use of the term linear TV.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
I thought it was interesting because they're now
making they're they're making the cut.
This is like a moment in time where,
OK, there's two things here.
We got linear TV that's different and we
have our, you know, the Internet stuff.
Well, the difference and I noticed this so
much, you know, like a buddy of mine
has a morning show here and he had
to fill in for the next host.
Her husband was sick or whatever.
And he says, hey, can I call you
for a hit?
He he was making a joke, but we
both think it's kind of not funny.
And, you know, so then we have to
talk in between the commercial breaks.
I hate it.
It's like you can't you feel rushed.
You can't just say something.
And I'm constantly being barraged by Dutch television
shows and radio show.
Hey, when you when you happen to be
in Holland, we want you to come on
our show.
It's like, no, no, I'm not going to
sit there and have to be rushed because
we got oh, we got sorry.
I got to cut you off.
We got to go.
Oh, end of the show sucks.
It's like this podcast.
Imagine like, oh, John, we got to oh,
oh, we're two minutes over time.
It's already three o'clock.
We already missed the affiliates.
We missed the news at the top of
the hour.
Oh, no.
But about the commercials.
No, all of that.
It's it's annoying.
And just how television people in general are.
Yeah, we want to.
We want to interview you.
And OK, well, that's fine.
I'll do an interview.
Yes.
So we'll have Babette and she'll call you
tomorrow for the pre-interview.
It's a pre-interview.
Yeah, it's like, no, no, I don't do.
But but everybody does the pre-interview.
I'm not doing your pre-interview.
I'm not interested.
Let's have it be spontaneous.
Oh, oh, no.
Can't have that.
I kind of understand the position about that
if they don't know you, because some people
just can't carry a spontaneous interview.
That's a problem.
Yeah.
And by the way, just to plug something,
I'm on the late I'll be on the
latest great America show I did.
Oh, how did that go?
I did a one hour hit hit.
And I thought it went well.
I got to plug the show quite a
bit.
We talked a little bit about your theories
and my theories and our theories.
And they were there.
It was a good it was moved along.
It was a good conversation.
Those two guys are pretty good.
They're great.
They're great.
Yeah, they've gotten.
Yeah, they are our disciples.
Graham and Grimes.
Graham and Grimes.
They are our disciples.
Yeah, they are big fans of the show.
Yeah, we have we have bred them.
They've been bred out of the no agenda
Gitmo nation soil.
That's where they've come from.
I'm very proud of them.
It's like millennial media offensive.
It's right.
No, I and I and I gave him
a nod by talking about hockey for a
few minutes before you did that.
Wow.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Something you got to do if you're talking
to Canadians.
Hey, you switch from from from sumo to
hockey.
You are so multi talented.
Got a note from Rob, the constitutional lawyer
this morning about two newly unsealed lawsuits in
California, which allege that meta meta knowingly connected
sexual predators with kids knowingly.
It's a new day.
There's a predator.
What are we going to do with him?
This little Joyce over there, a little 12
year old that says put him up, put
him together.
Pretty much pretty much the predator posed as
young girls and persuaded teenage boys to send
sexually explicit photos.
This, of course, is part of the seven,
six, four.
Once the predators had the photos in hand,
they'd spring the trap and sextort the teen
boys by threatening to send the pics to
their friends and family.
These two boys, two boys ended up killing
themselves and now their parents are suing.
But a meta allegedly knew that it's here
comes a driven follower suggestion engine.
Do you think that's on a paper somewhere?
What you got both?
You both got the AI driven follower suggestion
engine, at least give it an acronym ad
for Sue as a hunting ground for sexual
predators.
But instead of taking simple safety precautions, it
purportedly called in its growth team, which estimated
that safety precautions would cost one point five
million users a year.
So the AI driven recommendations allegedly the Pinto
can.
But how do you how do you figure
out because of the exploding gas tank?
Yeah.
And they had they did a calculation saying,
yeah, we better paying.
It's better that they die and we give
them the two million bucks as opposed to
doing the read the retooling.
So instead of losing one point five million
teen users a year from their platform, not
from life, the AI driven recommendations allegedly continued
affecting some two million child accounts in three
months of these.
Twenty two percent resulted in follow requests.
Moreover, while AI is adept at connecting people
is allegedly not good at stopping sextortion once
it begins, according to the suit, reporting mechanisms
are broken and meta refuses to act.
Which brings me to several notes we received
from people who were appalled that we were
laughing about this.
Yes, I got that.
But before you go there, I want to
mention one thing.
Why don't they just try to find these
guys and arrest them?
Why would suing matter?
Why don't you try to find the 760?
Is it does it take a genius to
track down somebody?
You know, are they are they that good?
Come on.
Well, according to Dame Chaos Pixie, the husband
to Dame Chaos Pixie, I'm sorry, every one
of the 15 nationwide FBI offices has at
least two of these cases that they're working.
The group loves to prey on tweens and
teens.
Yeah, OK.
We understand how it works.
I read almost daily the reports where spurned
exes threaten to share nudes or scammers try
to get money out of victims by threatening
the same.
The seven, six, four victims are not the
same thing.
OK, so it's easy to mock the victims
of exes and scammers.
These kids are actual victims.
But the thing is, we were talking about
digital ID as the obvious solution to this.
And maybe that was my retort to the
note, which is what Kash Patel himself has
pretty much said.
I think it behooves the FBI to not
pick these people up immediately because they they
want digital ID.
And by the way, I know a good
point.
In other words, sit on the investigation so
we can make it worse so we can
then get our way, get our way.
Exactly.
And I'll just say I know a lot
of kids, teenagers up to driving age who
do not have a phone and all the
parents are not going to give my kid
a phone.
OK.
And you know what?
These kids actually stand out there.
I think they're smarter.
They have better communication skills.
They're doing better with the opposite sex because
they hang out at group meetings like church.
Crazy.
And the only thing that some of them
have, most of them have, is they get
an Apple Watch, which they can text with.
And the parents lock down all of the
other apps, which I think is decent.
It's reasonable.
You can't go crazy texting on your on
your your Apple Watch can only send a
mom.
Hey, mom, can you pick me up?
You know, that's it.
And they do stuff together.
They play golf, all kinds of outdoor activities.
Yes.
Golfing is big in Texas.
Golfing is big everywhere.
Yeah.
So, you know, the real the parents are
the problem.
That's that's the problem.
They just.
Yeah.
The parents are on the phone half the
time.
Oh, it's the best example for your kid.
Yeah.
They're on the phone all the time.
The parents are on the phone scrolling.
I can't tell you how many people have
almost.
These guys are walking down the street.
I don't get it.
You're walking down the street reading your phone.
You're not even looking up.
You know, I once while you want to
kind of move just to a certain view,
you were seeing the guy.
Here he comes.
He's walking or a girl.
One, it doesn't matter.
The sex is irrelevant.
Now they're walking up the street.
They're looking at their phone, boom, boom, and
walking along.
You just want to walk in a certain
way and just kind of walk in front
of them and then then stop as if
you've been standing there and let them walk
right into you.
You do this on a regular basis.
I do as much as I can.
We got a note.
From one, I think he's Gen X.
Both you and John seem to be befuddled
by dudes not wanting chicks.
Allow me to enlighten you.
Yes, actually, we are right.
Allow me to enlighten you both.
We do, but they're out of reach due
to their expectations.
Well, there's this issue.
Yeah, I think it's real.
Young men are shifting more trad body count
matters and the women have unrealistic and entitled
requirements.
The rules of six are a thing.
Yeah, he says for the boomers.
OK, I've heard of what the rules I
read.
I read six feet tall, six pack abs,
six figure salary and younger men might have
six pack abs.
I think was was also a six inch.
Oh, no.
For me, that was the real.
That's the original six.
For me, he says I'm twice divorced, 52
year old male, and it's gross.
It's why most men have checked out using
the Internet for anything to.
I thought it was your Gen X, your
Gen X if you're 52.
I think so.
Yeah, you have to be.
I guess so.
It's why most men have just checked out
using the Internet for anything other than a
hookup is dead, not because of bots, but
because of the poison.
My last GF was a grad student.
Plot twist.
I know I've been moderately successful and now
I think maybe a mate a little bit
more mature.
Hell, no.
These old bats are more entitled than the
younger ones.
The wine hasn't aged gracefully.
It's soured.
Not a one off opening reply to a
comment about this or that online.
How much do you make?
First question.
Yeah, I think this is this happened in
the past 10 years, particularly when the pendulum
swung so hard the other way that, in
fact, I think there's EEOC lawsuits coming.
White men were discriminated against in business, in
schools.
You couldn't get a job.
Welcome to that.
You just introduced the op.
I did send you a.
Yeah, I got it.
I put it in the show.
Yeah, this is there's an op going on
and I don't know what the point of
it is, but I went back and forth
to Brunetti on this because he's I sent
him because, you know, he's he's your deconstruction
partner now.
No, he's a guy.
Yeah.
Well, when you take it, when you take
your break and he's coming on.
So, no, he he didn't see it as
an op and.
I'm seeing it as an op because here's
how so far here's how the op is
gone.
It started with Matt Taibbi promoting that article,
which is in the show notes.
It's an article in Compaq magazine where a
white guy is moaning and groaning about whites
were being screwed.
And and so that went to Gutfeld.
And it couldn't.
The reason I went back and forth with
Brunetti is because out of the blue, Brunetti
sent me, although he'd read the article from
Compaq, he sent me a presentation on Instagram,
which appeared out of the blue almost at
the same time of a whole slide deck
going on.
And I'm very professionally done on Insta.
Bang, bang, bang.
Here's what's going on.
Here's what's going on.
So I've gotten four.
And if if this shows up, you actually
gave me number five because you brought it
up.
But if this shows up on the Today
Show, then 60 Minutes and here and there,
there's an op underlying it.
I don't know what the point of it
is.
But it's something going on.
I find it interesting that the most privileged
white male with hot model wife is the
one who's interested in this issue with a
million with millions in the bank.
Who's this Brunetti?
Well, he's not interested.
That's the point I'm trying to make here.
He didn't think he still would.
He'd argue it's not an op.
I'm just full of crap.
Oh, I see.
I see.
And I'm seeing I'm already seeing it as
an op.
And he doesn't see he only saw the
couple of things I'm going to see a
bunch of it.
And then you brought it up.
So whether it's whether it's an op or
not, the point I wanted to make is
I think women have really they're the ones
that were not not necessarily intentional, but just
I think intentional.
Well, I'm not going with the coincident unintentionality
aspect to any.
No, I mean, they were elevated like crazy
and told told that you shouldn't have children
do your career.
And now exactly as this note says, these
women are 30.
They're super privileged.
They're lonely.
All these tick tock women, you realize that
all the tick tock women you are playing
on the show are lonely.
They're lonely, lonely, lonely.
Because let's face it, if you have a
man in your life, you're not on tick
tock like that, except for Candace.
But and that's dubious.
Yeah, very dubious.
So these are lonely women who use filters
and all kinds of stuff to make them
look good because everyone else does because I
need to look as good as the next
person.
And it's been very destructive.
So, you know, I think it used to
be just fashion magazines that women had to
live up to.
Now it's everybody and they've been elevated like
you.
You're the boss girl.
You go, girl.
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
So well, there's a lot of them that
think highly of themselves and they you take
one look at him and you say, why
do you think highly of yourself?
You look like crap.
And with that, I want to thank you
for your courage.
Say in the morning to you, the man
who put the crap in the way the
girl looks.
Say hello to my friend on the other
end, the one, the only Mr. John.
In the morning to the troll.
What happened to you?
I lost your sound effects in the morning
to the trolls.
Now we're dead in the water, man.
We're dead in the 1495.
We're dead.
We're dead.
We're dead.
I tell you, of course, if I had
1495 people show up at my door, I'd
feel different about it.
But that's it for the troll room.
They're listening.
Or if he had 1400 people donating for
today's show.
Dream on, baby.
That's not the life of a value for
value podcaster.
No, sir.
Nope.
We just have to depend on not capturing
the audience, just speaking our mind.
You know why?
Because we're Americans, period.
I'm practicing my Tucker rant.
I'm an American.
I will speak my mind.
I don't, I don't bow down to anybody,
period.
And that keeps us in the, in the,
in a lower tax bracket, for sure.
These trolls are listening, probably at noagendastream.com.
You can also, from there, you can log
into the troll room.
They may be listening.
A lot of them are on the modern
podcast apps.
This is so much fun.
Modern podcast apps.
You can get one at podcastapps.com.
And we have this live feature.
A lot of these shows are live.
When Darren goes live, rock and roll pre
-show.
When Planet Rage goes live, everyone's doing this
live stuff.
And it's in the same app.
It's like, it's like an awakening.
Oh, I can get a live show.
And on demand, yes, within 90 seconds of
publishing, you'll see it show up in your
modern podcast app.
So as far as- But what would
be a modern podcast app?
Podverse, Fountain, TrueFans, Podcast Guru.
Well, let's look at podcastapps.com.
Podcastapps.com.
And let me tell you, there's a lot
of them.
So TrueFans, Podverse, Podcast Guru, Castamatic, Fountain, Ellen
Beat, CurioCaster, Podcast Addict, PodLP.
There's a lot of them.
Yeah, PodLP is for the old, this big
in South American Africa, the flip phones, the
cheap Chinese things.
Yeah, there's a ton of them.
PocketCast.
I don't know if PocketTest does live yet.
But there's, I mean, there's a lot.
Those are the ones that do the live
stuff.
There's a lot.
There's a lot.
Yeah, it's an amazing little thing we've done
here.
We've saved podcasting.
Saved it from the evil empire.
And since- Maybe you'll get your Peabody
award.
Oh, I doubt it.
You know what?
I don't.
I would refuse it.
Like Kanye, I'd be like, I'm going to
flush it down the toilet if they send
one to me.
We do this show, Value for Value, which
- Flush it down the toilet.
Yeah, clog the toilet again.
We do the show, Value for Value, which
we pioneered years ago, knowing that audience capture
was not our game.
We also never really wanted to have any
kind of conversation with advertisers because it's a
pain in the butt.
You know, if you have some kind of
product and you want to support us and
you got to mention your product, we'll talk
about it.
And if we like it, we'll say we
like it.
If we don't, we'll just like, okay, thanks.
No, some of the stuff we can't check.
Like we don't- We don't know.
We're not near Martel Hardware.
We have not checked Martel Hardware.
Correct.
I'm sure he seems like a good guy.
Yeah, seems like a very good guy.
Although, according to him, you blocked him.
You blocked his email.
Yeah, I said that.
I noticed.
You have no idea what people get.
So your email server returns a message and
has a little traffic light with the red
illuminated, like you've been blocked for unspecified, for
spam or language, language, language.
Usually for language, yeah.
If you cuss me out in the email,
it will get through.
Oh, there you go.
No, that eliminates 40% of your email.
That's not a bad idea.
No, not at all.
You can support the show.
Time, talent, treasure is what we accept.
Time and talent, you know, giving us a
boots on the ground report, organizing a meetup,
helping us out in any kind of production
way.
We're still looking for a great idea for
a Christmas show.
We've had a couple.
Some interesting ones, like I would love to
hear some producer notes.
I can't imagine I have to figure out
which producer notes to put in.
That's still good.
Someone like Red Book Show.
Okay, where were you in 2024?
We did the Red Book Show.
And I appreciate that everyone's thinking about it.
What was the other one?
Tips of the day.
I don't think we have enough tips.
Yeah, there's not that many.
No, it's not enough.
What was it?
Oh, election predictions.
Well, that'll be a 25-minute show.
That's no good.
We've only had a few elections.
Four?
Are we on our fourth?
Let me see.
Obama.
Obama.
Trump.
Biden.
Trump.
We've had five.
Two Obamas, two Obamas.
We caught both of them, I think, didn't
we?
Yeah.
Yeah, we had two Obamas.
We caught two Obamas.
Trump.
Trump.
Two Trumps.
Biden.
Biden and Trump.
So that's five.
Five.
Five elections.
We got to hang our hats off, man.
It's getting crazy.
It's an epoch.
Okay.
It's the fifth turning.
One of the ways you can support us
is by making artwork or prompting away on
the latest model, whatever you got.
And it's just amazing.
I don't know how he does it, but
Darren O'Neill has mastered AI.
He also was a funny guy.
I mean, he understands the wishes of the
taskmaster.
You know, you want to have something that
pertains to what's talked about in the show.
You want to make it look kind of
quirky or funny or you just want to,
you know, or something that even if people
don't know what's in the show, they go
like, oh, that's interesting.
And he did the, this was the MUK
Ultra Show, 1825.
He did a bunch of drones getting caught
up in their fiber optic cables and looking
all scared about it.
And he's like, yeah, he nailed it.
He just, he totally gets it.
And most people don't, which is sad.
And then they get mad.
Like, I know ScareManga's mad.
He's mad.
I'm leaving the competition.
Did he say that to someone else privately?
Which of course that person immediately sent me
a copy of it.
Of course, that's what we do.
That's what the moles are for.
And the reason I haven't been mentioned.
Our tentacles are everywhere.
He says the reason I haven't been mentioned
in months.
So let's mention it.
He's been mentioned more than a few times
in months.
No, no, no, no, no.
Yeah.
No mentioned.
These, he's just like, you know, you're not
picking my art.
Well, because it's, it's always the same.
It's always, yeah.
It's always a cleavage.
It's always, yeah, you're right.
It's always the same.
I was like, okay.
Let's look at his last, last submissions.
I don't think he's submitted recently.
He hasn't submitted for a while.
What does he expect?
Let me see.
He's leaving the competition.
Let me see.
Am I getting, I'm going to get in
trouble for even saying that.
Yeah, it was too late.
Cause my, in my, in my informant, the,
your informants, you got your informant in trouble.
I just burned by, I just burned my
source.
Burn your source.
Here, let's look under artists.
Hold on a second.
Let me see.
Artists.
All right.
Uh, Darren, Dan, Dan Martin.
Wow.
He's not, he's not, where he's not even
on the list.
Where is he?
There he is.
Scaramanga.
Scaramanga.
427 submitted.
Last one submitted December 11th.
Okay.
He did the, yeah.
December 11th.
He did the Pocky rice dog.
Not funny.
Okay.
AI is dumb.
Not funny.
Read a book with, you know, kiss on
the boat.
But since we're going to be slamming again,
let me get it.
Bring up the art.
The last one I liked was the Frenchie
assassin, but you didn't like it because it
had Brigitte Macron as a, as a monkey,
as a monkey on the wall.
So it turns out that Scaramanga is only
good at one thing.
It's cheesecake and he's really good at it.
But when he tries to do something else,
he's just mediocre.
I mean, I'm not trying to be mean
or anything.
Yeah, you are.
You're very mean to him, but I think
it's justified considering that he's quit.
He's quit the competition.
He's, he's, he's left, he's left the cult.
His little Pocky rice thing is kind of
cute.
I liked it, but he didn't like it.
There was something better at the time.
There was just something better.
I don't know what it was.
Trump with a bone in his mouth is
no good.
Wrestling raccoons, you know, has potential.
He's just barely missing.
You know what?
The cartoonish things, I'm over it.
Jeffrey Rhea, I'm just over it.
You gotta be a lot better to do
a cartoonish thing.
That model sucks.
And let me see what else.
I like Joy Burglar, which is another Darren
O'Neill piece.
He didn't like it.
It was okay.
I wasn't going to fight you on it.
Yeah, that's it.
I see lots of Menorahs for today.
We should put a Hanukkah Menorah on the
artwork.
Let's see everyone go insane.
No, they'll go nuts.
Oh no.
Oh no.
See, I told you.
They got a dreidel.
So anyway, thank you, Darren O'Neill.
Great job as always, brother.
We appreciate you.
Appreciate you doing the rock and roll pre
-show every Thursday and Sunday as well before
we go live.
It's always a great way to get into
the mood.
Now we want to thank...
I have no evidence that he complains.
Darren never complains.
He's not a complainer.
He's not.
So now we start by thanking all of
our supporters, $50 and above.
And in this segment, we thank the executive
and associate executive producers.
Why?
Because they have supported us with enough money
to get one of those credits, just like
Hollywood does.
Those people don't actually...
All they do is hang out on the
set, look important.
They get a folding chair with the name
on it because they ponied up.
And if they're lucky, they get something out
of it.
Well, when you support us, you get great
value out of it.
And you're probably supporting us for the great
value you already received, such as Joseph Salasauer
from Melbourne, Florida, who came in with $500.
I don't see a note for him.
Do we have no note from Joseph?
I can't find one.
So executive producership for him, and he will
get a double up karma.
You've got karma.
Hopefully he'll send something in and we can
read it later.
Sir Mike of the Fair Tax in Clinton
Township, Michigan, 333.33 in the morning, John
and Adam.
This is a long note, by the way.
This is Sir Mike of the Fair Tax
Baron of Liechtenstein, moderator, liberator of Michigan 10,
formerly of Axehead Watch.
Oh, that's our Axehead Watch guy.
A few months ago, my fellow MI tenors,
Tom Hartman wrote in to tell of how
I helped him start his own watch company,
megatimewatch.com.
Okay.
Oh, I remember this guy, the wooden watches.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You got a watch from him.
Yeah.
Tom has not been moving product as well
as I had been, and I think he's
giving up.
He doesn't donate often.
So I tried making a $55 donation in
his name so he would get some karma.
Instead, you guys read my name and I
had to explain to people why I, a
Libertarian Party candidate, was plugging a watch with
very Republican sounding name.
Tom still uses the shipping station in my
basement.
I used for Axehead and employees Dame Kelly
to ship them out.
But now I'm ready for these things to
be out of my basement.
Oh, it's a fire sale.
Oh, this is a fire sale.
Use code ITM for a 50% off
of a new Christmas sale.
I'll be sure to tell about all Christmas
karma for Tom, please.
Okay, you get some karma.
P.S. Axehead watch will be returning as
Axehead vape.
Oh, no.
A wooden vape.
Oh, fully made in the United States.
Wooden, dry herb vaporizers in time for 420
Merry Christmas.
Well, just complicated.
Oh, it's weed vapes, man.
You've got karma.
Sir Jacobus Boersma.
Wow, he sounds Dutch.
From Ormond Beach, Florida.
333.33. ITM Adam and John, I've been
listening to you guys since the very beginning.
It's been a wild 18 years.
All of your considerable effort is greatly appreciated.
And I denounce all of the freeloaders who
have failed to support the V4V model, as
do we.
This donation serves to both support the show
and announce to the NA community, the publishing
of my new book, Zero Knowledge Wisdom, available
globally on Amazon.
It's a compendium of wisdom, universal truths and
life lessons.
Zero Knowledge Wisdom is full of practical information
that challenges conventional thinking and should resonate with
the knowage and audience.
It's a great tool for starting 2026 on
the right foot.
And John has even quoted in the Wisdom
of the Greats section.
Well, I'd like to know what that is.
Yeah, something I said.
Yeah, sock hop.
Well, I tried to secure endorsements from one
or both of you before publishing.
It didn't work out.
However, if either of you want to endorse
it live and or are interested in authoring
the forward, John apparently enjoys doing forwards, that
would be great.
Thank you for your courage.
And here's to four more years.
Well, here you go.
I'll do mine.
Zero Knowledge Wisdom is like the modern day
Book of Proverbs.
Here's mine.
A must buy!
Exclamation point.
Oh, brother.
Oh, brother.
Well, just get a hold of me.
You know, this is funny because that's a
good idea for a book.
There were two books, Volume 1 and Volume
2, that came out in the 30s of
such a book.
And I had a volume, I had a
copy of Volume 2.
It's all these just all kinds of little
sayings and wisdoms.
I never could find the first volume.
I've always wanted to collect it.
And I can't, now I can't even remember
the name of the author.
But it's not a bad idea.
All right, onward.
Parker Geistwhite.
This is my buddy here in Fredericksburg.
I have coffee with him about once a
month.
He is my mentee.
And he didn't send a note.
No, and he claims to be in College
Station, Texas.
And he came with 300 bucks.
He says give him a double up karma
and then find out later what he wants.
And I'm pretty sure because I'm pretty sure
it's for his birthday.
He's turning 30.
But I don't know if it's today or
tomorrow.
So I'll put him on the birthday list
anyway.
Parker, you didn't have to do that, brother.
But I appreciate it.
Executive producer for Parker.
You've got karma.
Ah, there he is.
Christopher Graves, Somerset, California 242.
Thank you for your courage to all the
producers who have already taken advantage of our
ITM 10 plus 10.
When I left my corporate job and went
back to candy making, I knew that my
holidays would be spent working 16 hours a
day for 45 days straight.
And while I've had years that I felt
blessed this year, I feel more blessed than
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So with sore feet and a worn out
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I say thank you.
There's still plenty of time to get your
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So go to littlejohnscandies.com and just use
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Don't use the plus sign, spell it out
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No jingles, just a shout out to New
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Well, we all know that.
The website needs work.
Oh, does it?
Mimi tried to order some Little John's Candies
to send to Eric and Dee.
And she was just get collapsed and failed.
And so the shopping cart didn't work.
There was issues.
Oh, no.
So people should help these guys get this
thing running right.
Or they should get ahold of Mimi.
Well, ask Mimi not to use IE3.
You're not using IE3.
She's an idiot.
She's like two beats too long.
Well, yeah, because I'm trying to figure out.
Okay.
Onward, Dylan, Dylan, good old Dylan Lange, or
Lange in, what is it, Chilliwack, Chilliwack, BC,
Canada?
Yeah, it looks like it.
Chilliwack.
I think I may have even been there.
Dear Crackpot and Buzzkill, I appreciate all the
hard work you guys do.
I never miss an episode and always listen
to the full episode, even the donation segments,
which I'm now in.
This donation puts me past the threshold to
be a No Agenda Night of the Roundtable.
I'd like to be known as Sir Dill
Pickle.
Also, please add me to the birthday list.
I turn 34 on December 20th.
No jiggles, no karma.
It says jiggles.
No jiggles given.
No jiggles, no karma.
Thanks for all you do.
Cheers, Dylan Lange from Chilliwack, British Columbia.
P.S., shout out to Tony Lange.
Oh, okay.
Jeremy Brogan is next from Amherst, Ohio.
Associate Executive Producership for him.
$222.37 he sent in a note.
ITM Gents, Merry Christmas.
I hope this message finds you well.
Row of ducks plus bank fees plus Georgia
font for my boy JCD.
It is actually very nice.
It's very readable.
A belated happy birthday to my keeper, Laura.
She celebrated on December 5th.
Suffering Succotash, please.
Oh, I didn't see that request.
Scott Simon.
Okay, here we go.
Suffering Succotash, please.
And whatever karma would be appropriate for a
human resource about to propose.
Oh, thank you for your attention to this
matter.
Five to eight more years.
Jeremy Brogan, Amherst, Ohio.
Suffering Succotash.
I'm Scott Simon.
You've got karma.
Sir, my amygdala, my amygdala.
Sir, amygdala.
I think it's sirmygdala.
Just sirmygdala.
In Mineola, Florida.
$222.
This is the row of ducks.
Duck a rose.
Hi, guys.
I'm working on my exit strategy.
I designed a nerdy product for engineers and
others who regularly need to connect between...
Convert.
Convert.
Convert.
Convert.
Between millimeters and inches.
It's a calculator with a big knob and
a bright...
It's got a big knob.
It's got a big knob is what you
want.
And a bright seven segment LED displays.
There are three keyboard buttons to reset, to
switch between entering millimeters and inches, and to
adjust the input precision.
Wow.
And they can't visualize this.
The calculator sits quietly on your desk, as
opposed to the noisy calculators I have.
And come to life when you spin the
knob.
Spin that big knob.
It's a useful tool and fidget toy in
one.
And he's got the website is www.stipix
.net slash mmcalculator.
Stipix.
Stipix.net.
All right.
Stipix.
Go check it out.
Thanks for taking a look.
I have a small inventory listed for sale,
and I would be delighted to make many
more if there's interest.
Best of all, I set up a tab
for comments, so I'm ready for feedback, constructive
and otherwise.
Thanks again, Sean Sermigdala.
And then we got a note from Luke
Cumberland from Oxford, Missouri.
I don't know if I can even understand
what to read here.
He says, in the morning, please bear with
me.
Initiating value for value protocol.
Introducing AELA, a system dedicated to achieving computational
continuity, safety, and coherence via algorithmic governance.
Whoa.
It is my pleasure to help produce your
dynamite show.
I'm preoccupied with superpositions.
Conceptually, for instance, one, a set, not a
spectrum containing everything between O and 2.
We can learn a lot from that set
of infinite probabilities, namely observation resolves the set
into reality.
So preoccupied when a magnetohydrodynamic system occurred to
me.
Does he have a website for this?
You know, I was driving back from Austin
yesterday.
This is one of those guys who's going
to invent a time machine.
Or zero point energy.
Well, same thing.
Well, he says, so what does he have
now?
I don't understand what it is.
First public iteration of this work is the
AELA dissonance modulator browser extension.
Okay.
So A-A-E-L-L-A dissonance
modulator browser extension function.
It grants user a volumetric control axis, enforcing
constraints on web chaos.
It actively measures and suppresses dissonance entropy, auto
collapsing, distracting feeds and animation, and clickbait headlines
for a low dissonance online experience.
He has a GitHub coming.
Okay.
Well, let me know when.
And he has a VPN protocol coming too.
Let me know.
And I'll gladly mention it on the show,
whatever website you have.
But this is a bit like yesterday I
was driving back from Austin.
A lot of traffic.
And I'm like, oh, it's a new day.
Where'd you go to Austin?
I have my hair cut.
My girl.
Okay.
You know, get the latest.
Did you learn anything at the barber?
No, nothing.
Nothing.
No, she can't talk about stuff anymore because,
you know, they were afraid she was turning
MAGA.
So now we can't talk.
Because they don't poison you there.
They might have.
I don't know.
But so I flip on Joe Rogan because
he's got, again, he just had him on.
What's that guy from Black Horse?
Black Dark Horse?
I don't know.
Come on.
You know, one of the brothers.
One of the brothers.
I don't know.
The brother.
The black guy?
No.
With Heather.
He's with Heather.
With Heather.
Oh, Weinstein.
Weinstein.
Thank you.
Weinstein.
The thin one or the big one?
The big one.
What's his name?
Oh, he had the big one on.
He had the big one on.
Yeah.
That's Eric.
The Eric Weinstein.
Yes.
Is that Eric?
Yes.
Yeah.
Eric's the big one.
Well, the biologist.
No, no.
The biologist is the other Weinstein.
The skinny one.
Eric is the mathematician who works with Peter
Thiel.
He's a big fat guy.
No, the big head.
No, no.
And he's the guy who kept begging to
be Joe Rogan's friend on one of his
shows.
Yeah.
Okay.
So it's Brent.
Brent.
Brett?
Brett.
Is it Brett?
Brett.
If we're a mess.
We're terrible.
And he's like, yeah, I asked to come
back on because I have something really important.
And then he went, oh, he, it was
like another media whore.
Oh, it was, it was the worst.
I mean, I love Joe, but it was
the worst.
And I tried to stick after 44, 45,
maybe almost an hour.
And he's talking about how evolution happens.
And this it's a solution, not just a
fold.
And I'm like, my eyes like, oh man,
this is the worst idea.
Joe, I think Joe thought he had like
some kind of major breakthrough, scientific breakthrough.
It was like every time it was every
five minutes, like my, so my hypothesis is
what I'm putting on the table.
I'm like, oh no, I could tell.
I think Joe was irritated.
Oh man.
Anyway, Luke Cumberland, your note was very similar
to that Joe Rogan episode.
So send me a link to your browser
extension.
You're up next.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I was, I was hypnotized by that fascinating
story.
Eli, the coffee guy.
Wow.
I get him.
And you know where he's from?
Yes.
Bensonville, Illinois.
That's right.
With all the doom and gloom clogging up
the news cycle, ISIS back in, back in
rotation, war with Venezuela and now apparently razor
blades showing up.
Oh, bonus clip.
Did I, I think I clipped that.
Do you have the razor blade clip?
I think I do.
Hold on a second.
It's showing up in Walmart bread.
Yes, I have it here.
Lots of new information we're learning this morning
about razor blades that were shoved into loaves
of bread at two Walmart locations here in
Biloxi.
And we're also learning this morning that this
has been going on for more than a
week and it has taken Walmart apparently more
than 10 days to contact police about this
issue.
Also new this morning, we're receiving pictures.
Check these out that were sent to us
from a viewer who purchased a loaf of
bread.
Let me bring you up to speed on
this.
Yesterday, Monday, Biloxi police around noon received a
call from Walmart here on the Walmart superstore
that managers have been receiving complaints from customers
finding razors in their bread.
When workers in the deli went to inspect
loaves of bread, they found even more razor
blades.
A Biloxi police officer showed up and took
a report.
A little while later, Biloxi police was called
again, this time from the neighborhood Walmart on
Pass Road in Biloxi.
And they reported the same thing, finding razors
shoved into loaves of bread.
This morning, investigators are combing through surveillance video,
trying to find the person responsible for shoving
these razor blades.
And we're also learning that this has been
going on for at least more than a
week now.
Can you still buy razor blades for, for,
for your shick memory?
And you had that thing, you, you twist
the handle and then the claw opens up
and you put the razor blade in.
Do they still?
Yeah, I think you can.
Hmm.
And they're used for scraping.
I mean, this razor blazing deal.
Yeah.
I'm thinking, I'm thinking it was probably some
other kind of razor blade, not a safety
razor as they used to know.
Anyway, there, there you go.
Bonus clip in the, uh, in the donation
segment.
Well, I think you cut open a loaf
of bread and find an elect like electric
razor in there.
Okay.
Be kind of cool.
All right, Marty.
Uh, the holiday season, Christmas came early code
bond Gino, by the way, did you hear
about what's happening?
Yeah, he's back.
Code bond.
Gino's coming back.
No bond.
Gino's quitting.
Yeah.
And that means code bond.
Gino is coming back.
Oh yes.
Code bunch.
He'll be back.
So the guy's in less than a year.
Yeah.
He's less than a year and he quits
the job.
He couldn't handle it.
No, because it's actual work.
It's office work.
Not like opposed to podcasting.
Yeah.
Hey, he thought, you know, he's like, wow,
it's going to be cool.
I'm going to be a deputy, a director
of the FBI.
What, what, this is a desk.
Where's the mic.
What, where's, what are these files?
I'm supposed to, what am I supposed to
do with all these pilot files?
TPS reports.
Oh no.
TPS report.
Exactly.
Well, I appreciate him for serving.
I'm sure it was a rough time.
Oh, I had to be miserable.
Of course it was miserable.
Once again, proving that podcasting is the wave
of the future.
Just as deputy, uh, just as just ask
a deputy director, Dan.
Oh, okay.
It's a reference to bond.
Gino still no agenda is the best podcasting
universe.
No matter what bond Gino says the best
hosts and the best discount codes in the
game.
So with gigawatt or visit gigawatt coffee roasters
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Merry Christmas.
Stay caffeinated.
Eli, the coffee guy jingles ISIS in America
and go podcasting.
I'm going to get the next one.
So you can see if you can fix
your problem from your last Linda Lou pack.
Can I just mention something?
We do have new Sharptons for people who
I have a new Sharpton for people who
want to request sharp.
And I was like, I want to hear
sharp and I have new Sharpton that I'd
like to share.
Here we go.
Oops.
Not that one.
Give the world a gay Santa Claus.
God almighty.
God almighty.
God almighty.
Leave out the cookies and the milk this
Christmas Eve for a holly jolly homosexual.
God almighty.
There you go.
That's AI.
No, it's actually from a movie.
It is.
And it's him.
Yeah.
So that's from a script.
I don't know if it's the same.
Feels good.
Michael Benevento in Yonkers.
Yonkers.
Yonkers.
Yonkers.
Yonkers.
Too many people from Yonkers.
When you're an arm monk, you go to
Yonkers, man.
You go to Yonkers to shop.
That's what you do.
You go to Yonkers.
You go Yonkers.
Yes.
200 bucks.
He has no note that we can find.
And so he gets to double up karma.
He sure does.
You've got karma.
And then winding it up for our executive
and associate executive producers.
There she is.
Linda Lou Patkin from Castle Rock, Colorado.
Two hundred dollars.
She's here every single show.
We love you, Linda Lou Patkin.
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Thank you very much to these executive and
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We appreciate you very, very much.
You keep the show rolling, as do all
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Congratulations with these Hollywood accepted credits.
Our formula is this.
We hit people in the mouth.
I have one short little screwball clip that
I thought was funny.
I don't know if you heard this about
the Finland.
All I know about Finland is they just
bought a whole bunch of F-35s from
us.
No, they had to apologize to all the
Asian countries.
Listen to this.
Oh, brother clip.
Oh, my second.
Oh, brother.
The Finnish prime minister has apologized to citizens
of Japan, China and South Korea for offensive
squinting gestures made by three politicians from his
governing coalition.
What were they doing squinting and doing a
Chinese accent?
No, no.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So he had to apologize for the country.
This must be this.
I've got I got to figure this one
out.
Hey, by the way, Gen Zeds, you're looking
for a job.
You're looking to get paid good money.
Want to live in a nice community where
they're eating the dogs no more.
I was going to face a problem that
could trickle down to you and what you
purchased today.
I went to Columbus to talk to Governor
Mike DeWine about what will soon be a
giant hole in the workforce in Springfield.
We talked about other things, too.
But in about a month, the government's going
to change the status of Haitians working there
in that community from legal to illegal.
That's about 10000 workers gone.
I asked if the governor has appealed to
the White House.
He tells me he's talked to everyone who
will listen.
These people who are currently legal, who came
here legally, they will be their status will
change and they'll no longer be legal when
that happens.
All those employers will no longer be able
to employ them.
And so that one day all of them
are going to be unemployed.
And these companies are going to have start
scrambling, trying to figure out how are we
going to make our production?
They're eating the dog.
This issue, you'll recall, was a big one
during the presidential election.
I had to put that in.
Yeah.
So before one starts crying, TPS, temporary protective
status.
That's right.
It's time to go home now.
You've been protected.
You go home.
We have lots of people who want jobs,
I presume.
Or are we all now too arrogant?
We don't want to work in a factory
because that's what we're going to get.
That's what it's going to be.
And there'll be good paying union jobs.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Yeah.
I don't know what they're going to do.
They got this.
Now they have the Somalians.
They're going to have to do something about
them.
There's a lot of them that are in
the same circumstance.
Yeah.
And now they're starting to make a real
fuss about Ilan Omar actually probably being illegally
entered under the became a she married her
brother.
She is actually sillier than that.
They had to get her brother out there.
Her brother's gay.
Oh, have you heard the whole story about
this?
No.
Gee, my eyes must have glazed over.
Her brother's gay and Somalia was having an
anti-gay crusade and they had to get
him out of the country.
So they found a guy with this.
They found a guy with a name in
England that she ended up marrying technically and
then changed her brother's name to that guy's
name, brought him over as though they were
married and then never divorced her first husband.
The whole thing is such a disaster.
It's complete fraud.
And she should be.
She should be deported.
Deported.
She should.
I'm telling you, this is going to this
is going to begin.
They're going to tar and feather, run her
out on a railroad.
Deporter, you watch.
This is going to be a big deal.
And it starts to because Trump already hinted
at it.
And yeah, no, he wouldn't.
Retribution.
He wouldn't have said it if he didn't
if he didn't know something.
That's kind of like the Reiner thing that,
you know, I'm I'm kind of trying to
place this because what he posted about the
murder of Rob and Reiner and his and
his wife, you know, in fact, I have
a have a clip here.
Hold on a second.
Here it is, Reiner, this.
Here we go.
A number of Republicans have denounced your statement,
denounced social after the murder of Reiner.
Do you stand by that post?
Well, I wasn't a fan of his at
all.
He was a deranged person as far as
Trump is concerned.
He said he liked he knew it was
false.
In fact, it's the exact opposite that I
was a friend of Russia controlled by Russia.
You know, the Russia hoax.
He was one of the people behind it.
I think he hurt himself in career wise.
He became like a deranged person, Trump derangement
syndrome.
So I was not a fan of Rob
Reiner at all.
And I had to really think about this
because.
You know, he posted kind of like he
was deranged, made people crazy and rest in
peace at the end or something like that.
And everyone's like, oh, you can't do this.
Like, you know, I can't ask you because,
you know, he's Trump is 80.
But I can see where when you're 80,
you're like you have a different view of
death.
Like, OK, he's dead.
You know that Trump doesn't seem to have
a problem with death.
And he's somewhat sympathetic, but he he did.
Right.
But he didn't virtue signal.
And I kind of have respect.
He doesn't do that.
I kind of have.
Yeah, he doesn't do that.
And I wrote an essay on this in
the last newsletter.
I'm just thinking of blowing it out as
a sub stack thing because I have so
many Rob Reiner screen.
You should do you should do a little
thread emoji on X and post it in
fifteen hundred posts.
Yeah, I'm not going to do that.
One, although one slash 20.
Although now that you mention it, it's a
funny idea.
But Rob Reiner had nothing but hateful, daily
hateful posts about Trump.
And I have one of them exemplified on
the newsletter, which was one of the an
example of about six days in a row
where he's just bitching and moaning.
And it was was relentless for for the
entire time Trump was stepped down the escalator
or came down the escalator.
And it never ended.
And it was just it was unconscionable.
And I don't see why Trump should.
It was both of them.
It was Michelle as well.
They were calling him Hitler and fascist and
Hitler.
A lot of Hitler from her.
A lot of that still doesn't mean that
I like them being killed, but it was
it shouldn't have been killed.
To me, it was like, OK, so it
was honest.
I'll give him that.
But didn't feel he didn't feel good about
it.
How did you feel?
I didn't it didn't bother me one way
or the other.
It was very Trumpian.
It's not it was like was it a
shock to anybody that Trump was like nonplussed
about the whole thing and would say something
like this?
Well, I think people are like he could
have gone off the deep end and said
there was a couple of assholes.
I'm glad they're dead.
That's what I think he wanted to say.
I think that's what he said.
That's what he said.
But he didn't say it directly.
Yeah.
But yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But it was now said, well, it's not
right.
Well, the thing that bothers me is that
is they tried to pull this off.
I don't think they accomplished much, but they
try to say, well, you Republicans are hypocrites
if they let Trump get away with this,
when they were when they were making such
a fuss about people celebrating Charlie Kirk's death,
which I also mentioned in this column.
And no, because Trump was directly targeted to
people who are celebrating Charlie Kirk's death.
Charlie Kirk wasn't directing nasty tweets at them
for years on end.
No, no.
So this is a false equivalency, which they
love to pull out of the hat every
chance they get.
Hold on.
I have a joy, joy, read the joy,
the joy, read show.
Is this an old clip?
Let me see.
Trump's response was to crap all over Rob
Reiner.
Oh, she has a podcast now.
Oh, you don't know that.
Yeah.
Here it is.
He was a terrible thing.
Terrible for America.
Russia, Russia, Russia and dumb Trump bullshit.
So this has caused even Republicans to say,
whoa, that's too much.
You know, you can call a reporter piggy.
We're down with it.
You can say you can grab a woman
by the P word.
We're cool with it.
You can even like actually grab Eugene Carroll
by the P word and get adjudicated as
a sexual assault or abuser.
We're good with that.
We're going to commit 37 felony counts.
You can rob New York.
You can take classified documents home and put
them in your shower, in a tacky shower.
You can do all of those things.
We don't care what you do.
You can do anything you want when you're
starting to let you do it.
You're Donald Trump.
You're a star to us.
You can do anything.
You can call women fat, ugly, anything you
want.
You can call all Somalis, you know, garbage,
anything you want.
Go after anybody you want.
But not our not not a Hollywood star.
We actually lie.
Not not not this.
The people inside MAGA who are closest to
the MAGA base, they see Trump up close.
They know that he is faltering cognitively.
They see his cankles swelling up to the
size of an elephant's feet, other than except
that he's not as delightful as an elephant.
He's the opposite.
They can smell his diaper full on many
occasions and have multiple times a day.
They see him wandering around seemingly unaware of
where he is at times, not knowing what
city he's in, sometimes rambling, answering questions with
complete non sequiturs.
We've heard on this program with medical experts
saying that he's definitely in cognitive decline, maybe
dementia.
Experts, experts.
I haven't seen the experts.
Well, terrible.
She's definitely part of the problem.
By the way, I just have to say
because I have we have a listener, black
female listener, and she sent me a note
like a week ago, says, are you going
to play any clips from Nicki Minaj talking
good about Trump or do you only play
black women who are insane and mad?
And as I'm playing them like, yeah, it's
pretty much true.
But I'd ask.
I said it's funnier.
I said, can you please send me a
link?
She says it's all over X.
Well, like if you're not even going to
send me a link to your favorite Nicki
Minaj clip, then, you know, do better.
And yeah, and she also Minaj has a
then they're now claiming she has a crush
on Jesse Waters, which is part of it.
Oh, that's good.
I like that.
So they so gut felt had on.
He likes to bring on George Santos, the
phony congressman who, you know, got kicked out
of Congress and then spent a couple of
days in jail afterwards.
Yeah.
That Trump commuted his sentence.
Yeah.
And he brings Santos on.
Santos had an interesting thing to say about
it because he was part of a program
of a bill.
He put a bill together, which most like
Crockett never done this called the Minaj Act.
And it had to do with.
Yes.
But he says that he says, I don't
know what the fuss is about about Minaj
being a MAGA because she voted for it.
It was well known to everybody that was
involved with her or newer.
She voted for Romney.
She's been a Republican for a while.
So what?
Yeah, right.
Yeah.
No, I think she just says you're only
playing clips of black women who are mad.
Well, of course, what does it look like?
There's nothing there's nothing entertaining about this.
Nikki, Nikki, Nikki, Nikki, Mirage, Mirage, Nikki Mirage
saying anything is cognizant.
Who cares?
There you go.
And there it is.
Yeah.
All right.
What do we have?
Anything else we need to talk about?
Let's get these two grinder clips out of
the way.
These are backgrounders from the BBC.
And I thought they'd be more objective than
American reports.
Okay.
I see rundown BBC and rundown three BBC,
but no rundown to unless.
Yes, there is no two.
Okay.
A number of Republicans have denounced your statement.
This is the same clip I had.
Yeah.
It was part of the report.
Well, after the murder of a little baby.
Okay.
I got it.
Well, I wasn't a fan of his at
all.
He was a deranged person as far as
Trump is concerned.
He said he liked he knew it was
false.
In fact, it's the exact opposite that I
was a friend of Russia controlled by Russia.
You know, it was the Russia hoax.
He was one of the people behind it.
I think he hurt himself in career wise.
He became like a deranged person, Trump derangement
syndrome.
So I was not a fan of Rob
Reiner at all.
All right.
There was nothing different than that.
My clip from that clip.
Well, that sucks.
Yeah.
Okay, well, let's play three then.
On North America correspondent Peter Bowes was there.
Another Brit.
It was a very brief appearance by Nick
Reiner.
He sat at the front of what is
a very large courtroom in this downtown LA
courthouse.
He was mostly expressionless.
He had a blank look on his face.
He listened to his lawyer, Alan Jackson, who
have just heard from asking the judge to
adjourn the hearing until January the 7th to
allow more time to prepare the case.
Mr. Jackson later said that there were complex
and serious issues that needed to be carefully
examined.
Normally at a first appearance, a defendant will
get the opportunity to enter a plea guilty
or not guilty.
That did not happen.
He was asked by the judge whether he
understood that the hearing was being adjourned.
And he replied, yes, your honor, before soon
being taken away back to jail to await
the next hearing.
And prosecutors in this case have raised the
possibility of the death sentence, haven't they?
They have.
If he is eventually found guilty at a
jury trial, he could face either life without
the possibility of parole or indeed the death
sentence.
Although the prosecution have said that they have
not yet decided whether they would pursue that
option.
It's interesting that California hasn't executed anyone for
almost 20 years.
Capital punishment remains legal here, but the current
governor, Gavin Newsom, has issued a moratorium on
the death penalty, which halted all executions from
2019.
And we heard from his lawyer, Alan Jackson,
just then.
And this is a man who is very
used to these high profile cases.
Oh, yeah.
He is a veteran Los Angeles criminal defense
lawyer, a defense lawyer now widely known for
handling these high profile complex cases like this
one.
In the past, he's represented celebrities Harvey Weinstein,
Kevin Spacey to name two.
He has seen the courtroom.
This is interesting from both sides.
Now he is a defense lawyer, but previously
he was a federal prosecutor.
He was a senior Los Angeles County District
Attorney.
And if he has a reputation for anything,
it is his very persistent style of cross
-examination.
You know, when I first read the president's
response, I thought, man, he must know something.
Maybe he already knows that the kids like
you guys are so horrible, I'm going to
kill you.
But then I thought, man, maybe not.
What do you I mean, it's a complicated
case.
I mean, is this not I mean, this
is all stuff.
This is all propaganda because this Jackson guy
is one of those.
Somebody pointed out, he says the best friend
of a defense attorney is a continuance.
And he's already got a couple of stalling
tactics in there.
It's going to take forever to get this
thing underway.
He wants to be on TV.
He wants to be on TV.
He's going to be on TV a lot.
He's dope.
But how did he even get hired?
Nobody knows that.
They don't know who's paying him.
This question has come up.
You know, this guy is the hottest attorney,
the hottest defense attorney in L.A. and
he's somehow not right away.
He's the guy without any moment of hesitation.
He shows up immediately.
How's that work?
Well, maybe the kid didn't do it.
Maybe the kid didn't do it.
So we have to ignore the bloody room
at the motel and the.
Well, he might have been there, but maybe
he didn't do it.
Maybe he didn't do it.
But if he gets convicted, here's the prop
bed of the century.
Death, death, death penalty or no death penalty.
I don't think that's a good prop bed.
It's going to be one.
It's going to be one.
It will be.
But I don't think that's the good that
that better be that.
Everyone will say no.
I think.
Well, which is where you want a prop
beds.
You want to be lopsided.
Exactly.
Exactly.
But there will be a I will get
a memo from a bed age.
What is it called?
The online bed age?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He said, yeah, he said they will send
me a note.
I'm on the mailing list for the prop.
That's me, too.
Yeah.
And so I'll get that.
We'll read them when they come out.
People can put their money down, waste their
money.
So you agree with me that it's a
great prop bet because it'll be lopsided.
So there's an agreement.
Well, I'm not going to I mean, I'm
not a big fan of the whole prop
phenomenon.
But really, everyone seems to be a trillion
dollar marketplace.
It is a huge because it's you know,
it's it's compelling.
I mean, can't we do our own prop
bets?
We well, I think I don't see why
not.
I mean, we'd be pretty good at it.
You know, I mean, I mean, first of
all, how do you make money as a
prop bed company?
I'm thinking you make it as you work
on the middle.
So there's there's some sort of it's an
arbitrage game.
I forget.
It's too much work of our.
It is too much work.
You have to know what you're doing.
You have to be a statistician to do
it.
Right.
And even get the podcast awards together.
So when there's not going to be any
coming to expect things to happen overnight, that's
your problem.
I'm going to show my support by donating
to no agenda.
Imagine all the people who could do that.
Oh, yeah, that'd be fun.
Yeah.
Well, that leads us to the last of
our donation segment, the second donation segment, where
we talk about the or we mentioned the
people and thank the people who donated fifty
dollars or more.
And Adam's going to start at the top
with our best friend from us from Nevada.
Yes.
And we love all of the people who
support us financially.
It is the only way to do a
podcast that is not capturable by the audience.
Dame Rita is who you're referring to.
She's in Sparks, Nevada, one thirty three dot
thirty three.
And she says, may your Christmas be filled
with your favorite food, food, wine and good
company.
We hope so.
Well, my daughter should be landing in about
two minutes.
Kristen Hanlon minutes, two minutes.
Kristen Hanlon, one twenty six dot sixty six.
She says she'd been listening by Apple podcast
for six months or so.
Your breakdown of the chaos, this must be
new.
The chaos that is twenty twenty five suits
my mood most days.
Whatever this small donation may entitle me, gratefully
accepted.
Thank you, Chris.
I'm going to deduce her.
She sounds like you've been deduced.
Thank you very much.
Welcome to Gitmo Nation.
Jakub Palak is in Aiba.
What is SK Poland?
Well, he says he's not Poland.
No, he says he's owner Slovakia.
I'm sorry.
Heard from a fellow producer from Poland donating
and show 1825.
So I had to top him.
Not my first donation.
Never deduced.
Jakub Palak, Slovakia.
You've been deduced.
There's a buddy, Eric Hockel from Millrose, Deutschland
104, Jennifer Williams in Cunard, Texas, 100.
Barry Bonavace in Elkton, Florida, 100.
Sir Johnny Bananas, Fowler, Indiana, 100.
Kevin McLaughlin, Concord, North Carolina.
He always comes in with 8008 donation.
He says, I love boobs in the U
.S. Constitution.
Krista and Stephen Hutto, both coming in with
75 dollars.
Krista needs a deducing.
You've been deduced.
Do you know Krista yourself?
No, she sent in a very long note.
It was so long as like four pages
or three pages at least.
And it's a very entertaining note that I
read.
And she is a she sent us some
patches.
Oh.
And I'm thinking these patches are pretty cool.
What kind of patches are they?
It's like no agenda patches.
Oh, wow.
It's like military patches, only they say no
agenda and stuff on them.
I said this is really it's like a
challenge coin, but it's a patch.
I want my patch.
She sent one for you.
Yeah.
OK.
Yes.
And it's yours got damaged.
I should have said that I got a
very nice Christmas package from the folks over
at Live 365 Soundstack, you know, Ricky Thomas,
Ricky Thomas.
She's a producer.
And it was different kinds of coffee and
included in it gigawatt coffee.
Well, that taste.
Yeah.
Well, that means that they sent out Christmas
packages to all of their business relations with
gigawatt coffee in there.
So I love hearing that.
I love it when people succeed.
Yeah.
You you love it when you get more
free coffee and that don't I don't do
it for the free coffee.
I don't know.
I don't mind it.
It's good coffee.
Donna Crawford switcheroo for her smoking hot husband,
Commodore Kirk Crawford of the South Bay.
He turned sixty one.
So she sent in sixty one nineteen plus
fees.
It's December 19th.
Thank you very much, Sir.
Kevin O'Brien in Chicago, Illinois.
Small boobs.
Six oh six.
Les Tarkowski, Kingman, Arizona.
Also a fan of the small boobs.
Six oh six.
Nancy Murphy.
Fifty seven.
Twenty one.
James Edmondson playing South Plainfield, New Jersey.
Double nickels on the dime.
Peter Chong.
Double nickels on the dime.
Dean Roker.
Double nickels on the dime.
It's back.
Preston Price.
Chong wants some jobs, Karma.
Thank you.
Preston Price.
Woodstock, Georgia.
Fifty five.
Bob Newell, Penfield, Pennsylvania.
Fifty two.
Fifty two.
Fifty.
There's a Bitcoin donation through strike.
Fifty one.
Fifty seven.
Don't know who it's from.
You got to send us a note.
Andrew Benz, Imperial, Missouri.
Fifty oh five.
And here are the fifties.
Chris Slavinski, Sherwood Park, Alberta.
Easy Landscapes in North Stonington, Connecticut.
Philip Ballew in Louisville, Kentucky.
Nancy Wolfe, Las Vegas.
Chris Cowan, Nauston, Texas.
Scott Lavender, Montgomery, Texas.
Michael Sikora in Lake Elmo, Minnesota.
And Janet Kostrevski from Greece, I guess.
She sent fifty dollars.
What does she say here?
I was in Greece.
She was.
Oh, this is it is show content.
I was driving through the mountains of northern
Greece listening to show 1825 when John started
talking about grappa.
I had to smile because right at that
moment, the air was filled with the unmistakable
smell of grape must from the nearby distilleries.
My husband, George, and I would love to
invite to know agenda community, Adam John, executive
producer Dana Burnett to join us at the
magical two month window of the grape harvest
in Mount Pico.
And they'll they'll we'll we will learn from
the locals, the locals, the locals how to
make Tsipouro.
Discover Nagoska, a grape you find won't find
anywhere else.
And she suggests maybe Dana could help us
make a film about our charming Greek village,
the Gormanissa project dot com.
G-O-U-M-E-N-I-S
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That's the town.
Gormanissa.
Gormanissa is how you pronounce it.
Great idea.
I'll have I'll have Burnetti fuel up the
jet.
We'll be there soon.
Don't count on the on the movie.
He's stingy like that.
He's stingy like that.
Fifty Shades of Grappa.
There you go.
There's an idea.
Oh, thank you, chat room.
No, that was me.
Thank you.
You know, good.
Good try, Marty.
Ox Otherix in Buffalo, New York, 50.
And we wind it out with Jason Maurer
in Vancouver, Washington, 50 dollars.
By the way, Mimi, OK, with all the
flooding going on up there, the area where
the house is, is up in a hill.
It's not there's no flooding.
OK, well, at least I was thinking of
her.
Yeah, well, you do just people that, you
know, there's a fire in Sacramento.
People think that I'm in trouble.
Yes.
Jobs, Peter Chong has requested jobs, jobs, jobs
and jobs for jobs.
You've got karma, got a little extra jobs.
Thank you very much to our 50 dollars
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We don't mention anyone under 50 for reasons
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We love you.
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Any amount is welcome.
Value for value.
That's how it works.
Whatever value you get out of the show,
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That's all we ask for to keep the
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We'd like to make it at least four
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Go to no agenda donations dot com.
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So who went soccer?
Happy birthday, sir.
Daniel.
Also yesterday, Donna, to her husband, Commodore Kirk
Crawford.
He turned 61 years old tomorrow.
Dylan Lang, turns 34 on the 20th.
And we congratulate Parker Geist, 30 years old.
He did have a note, but it got
lost.
So we'll make good on the next show.
Happy birthday from everybody here at the best
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We do have one night and that is
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So if you can grab a blade, they
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It's folded 60 times.
I see.
Fantastic.
Hopping up on this podium, sir.
You have reached that milestone by supporting the
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All right.
We got some groovy AI slop and some
not coming up our end of the show
mixes.
But first we have to talk about our
meetups.
I can't remember.
When was the first No Agenda Meetup?
Do you remember what the first one was?
I can't remember.
Was it?
Is that the one we did in Austin?
The big one?
I think the meetups began with the Hot
Pockets Tour.
Ah, yes.
Okay.
So that is a long time ago.
Yeah.
So maybe the first one was at our
Dame there in Virginia.
I'm thinking.
Wherever the Hot Pockets Tour started is where
it started.
Well, there's one taking place today and they
are all over the world.
It's a global phenomenon.
No Agenda producers get together, chat, hang out,
learn about each other's skills.
Some date.
It's all kinds of good stuff happens.
It really gives you connection.
And with that connection, automatically built in is
protection.
These people will be your first responders in
an emergency.
I guarantee it.
Charlotte's Thursday, third Thursday monthly starts at seven
o'clock tonight.
Edge Tavern, Charlotte, North Carolina on Saturday.
There he is.
Leo Bravo is back with Flight of the
No Agenda.
Number seventy three, thirty three p.m. Pacific.
It's amazing.
He does it in California, Anaheim, California, Brewery
X.
The rest of this month on the twenty
third, Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, the twenty six
Clovis, California, Fort Wayne, Indiana, on the twenty
seventh and Evansville, Indiana, on the 30th.
They go all the way into next year.
Go to No Agenda meetups dot com to
get the full load on.
If you can't find when you start one
yourself easy and always a party.
You want
to be where everybody is.
All right.
So now we are at the end of
show ISO's, which we always like to compete
to see which little bit we should end
the show with, which is always kind of
fun.
I don't know.
Do people there's no competition.
Let's just hold hands and tell a secret.
Since I have four and I'm going to
win, I'm going to play my four first.
Here we go.
It was really great.
And the performances were fantastic.
OK, I'll try my next one.
This is this is bonkers.
I don't like that one.
How about this one?
And it takes balls, the weight and heft
of anvils to pursue this.
And I think this is a good clip.
It's too long.
It's too long.
It's too long.
This one, I think, is a wow.
Adam and John hit it out of the
park again.
Compete with that, Dvorak.
Well, I actually have the same clip damn
near.
This is ISO home run.
Really?
How is it?
That show was a home run.
Wow.
Adam and John hit it out of the
park again.
I think that is a so you're now
moving into my territory.
You're poaching as usual.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Tick tock clips are next.
You already started those.
OK, let's start with.
Let's go.
How about bonus bonus bonus?
Wow.
Give these two guys a bonus.
I like I'm already removing mine.
I like that one a lot.
OK, then we go to the two.
I have two variations on the exact same
clip.
OK, here comes with different intimate weight.
Let's do number two first.
What a great show.
Where is our Peabody Award?
OK, try one.
What a great show.
Where is our Peabody Award?
Nothing beats.
Wow.
Give these two guys a bonus.
That's the winner.
Hey, everybody, it's time for John's coveted tip
of the day.
Just to see.
And sometimes.
OK, first, I have a mea culpa to
to correct the record on the knife, the
whatever that knife was that we had.
Yes, Chinese.
Oh, no.
Which is OK, because it's still a folded
knife.
The Chinese have taken the Japanese.
That's why it's cheap.
That's right.
Although I saw the price went up to
seventy five dollars on Amazon.
Suddenly it's normally seventy five.
I think we sold out of the sale
price ones.
I said just I was one.
Yeah, you had to get them right away.
So I did.
Seventy five is still cheap because that's a
two hundred fifty dollar plus knife if it
was Japanese.
But it is.
And I should have.
I shouldn't.
I probably knew this.
But the pattern, the classic pattern that you
get on the knife from dipping in water
and pulling the blade so much that's on
there is it's like they've toned it down.
I think the Japanese emphasize it.
So they put dye or something to make
it look really or really stands out.
But it's still a killer knife.
I got a number of notes from people
telling me to make sure I correct the
record on the origin of this.
All right.
All right.
All right.
So this is the eggnog recipe this time.
Oh, don't tell me this is the Ben
and Jerry's get drunk.
No, no, no, no.
This is a real eggnog recipe.
And I'm going to read right from it.
And this comes from this is one of
the 20 eggnog recipes or tend to.
I don't know how many there are in
the too many eggs dot com.
Go to too many eggs dot com and
download the PDF.
Oh, you got it.
You got in trouble.
Well, how do I get in trouble?
Well, Mimi's like you're talking about eggnog.
You didn't promote my book.
Well, no, she never said that.
I'm just promoting the book.
But they but there's plenty of eggnog recipes,
including one somebody sent me from Alton Brown,
who can't cook, by the way, for the
aged eggnog, which is also in the cookbook.
But this is not the age.
This is the regular make an eggnog the
hard way.
I'm going to just read it.
You can.
You can take tape this or you can
just download.
Have you tried this recipe?
You just.
Mimi has.
Mimi has.
OK.
And she's done all these egg recipes.
But the recipe is in the show notes.
I'm going to read it and I'm going
to read her writing.
She wrote it says many people don't like
raw egg eggnog.
That's what I would have.
It's too late and it's too late for
an aged eggnog.
I give you the cooked eggnog, an extravagant
drink for the upper class.
Winter eggs are an expensive luxury.
Typically, the eggnog toast was as she goes
on.
Here's the classic basic warm eggnog recipe.
Six eggs beaten.
One quarter cup sugar.
One quarter cup or one quarter teaspoon of
salt.
One cinnamon stick.
Four cups of milk or milk and cream.
One teaspoon of vanilla extract.
A quarter teaspoon of nutmeg.
A quarter teaspoon of all spice.
Massive addition of some alcohol before serving.
Stir nutmeg in as a garnish.
It is.
Here we go.
In a saucepan, mix the beaten egg, salt,
cinnamon stick and two cups of milk.
Heat over low heat, ideally in a double
boiler.
But on the stove directly, if you are
careful, stir constantly until the mixture gets to
160.
Do not allow the milk to boil.
Mixture will thicken slightly.
Remove from heat.
Stir in remaining milk and the vanilla extract.
Stir in ground nutmeg and all spice.
Pour into a container and refrigerate overnight.
Then you can add your booze.
There's your recipe.
I know if it's the tip of the
day, but that's what everyone wanted.
Mainly you.
I didn't need to hear you tell me
how to make it.
I've got the word doc right here in
the show notes.
Eggnog is good.
Maybe he told me to do it.
She's got a knife to my throat, people.
Go make this eggnog because that's what happened.
We know what happened.
There it is.
Find it with noagendafund.com, tipoftheday.net.
That is too many eggs.com, everybody, because
I don't want to get in trouble.
You know, the women of the No Agenda
show, they don't mess around.
They want you to promote their stuff.
We're doing it.
All right, everybody.
That is it.
Excuse me.
Hairball.
Let me see.
Coming up next on your No Agenda stream,
we have, oh, there it is.
You don't want to tune out.
Grimerica, episode number 740 with your co-host
John C.
DeVorek of the No Agenda show.
It'll be rolling out right after this.
Well worth hanging around.
End of show mix is from MVP, and
we've got a spam call because everything sucks
on the Internet.
You'll like that one a lot.
And I'm getting ready for the kids to
arrive.
It should be fun.
Coming to you from the heart of the
Texas Hill Country, where the lights are all
Christmassy and cute.
In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
And from Northern Silicon Valley, where I remain,
I'm John C.
DeVorek.
Please join us for Sunday's show, where we
deconstruct another three-plus hours of the insanity
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Remember us at noagendadonations.com.
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