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Never has a problem with Horowitz. Adam Curry. John C.
DeVore. It's Thursday, May 28th, 2026. This is your award-winning
Gimmo Nation Media Assassination Episode 1872. This is no agenda.
We're back. Broadcasting live from the heart of the Texas
Hill Country right here in Phoenix. Number six, good morning
everybody, I'm Adam Curry. And from Refinery Row, where we've
come to the realization that Tai Chi walking is not
going to make you ripped, I'm John C. Dvorak. Please
tell me you haven't been Tai Chi walking. No, of
course not. Of course not. Who's going to believe that
bull crap? Are you seeing these ads? Yeah, I started
Tai Chi walking. Now I'm ripped. And this guy's muscle
bound? Come on. No, I haven't seen the ads. Are
you paying for your services and not just letting these
ads sneak into your feeds? You mean YouTube? Everything. I
pay for YouTube. Oh, you pay for it. That's why
you're not seeing these ads. Well, and that's why my
life is much better. Well, you're missing out. What if
you wanted to do Tai Chi walking? Well, I would
have heard you say it's bullcrap and I wouldn't have
done it. I wouldn't. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Stop the press. Uh-oh.
Oh, this is a mistake. This is a mistake. So,
whereas we both thought it was dynamite to have the
vice president fill in for Carolyn Levitt. Yeah. Now General
Scott Besant is filling in. So Trump's got him on
a rotation. Hey, you gotta do a swing shift today.
Oh yeah, boom. So we went to Fox, boom. There's
CNN. I'm waiting for CNN. Waiting for BBC. They've got
a switch now. MS now has four talking heads on
screen. Come on. Huh? Maybe these are like auditions. you
Yes! All right, we're going to do a screen test
with you, Scott. And the way we like to do
that here at WHTV is we like to put you
right out there and get you in front of the
crowd. And let's see what your ratings are. I don't
think, well, I'll have to look at it. after the
show. I don't know if this is his gig. No,
he's too glib. The thing about Vance is he's very
pleasant. He's got a nice smile. He, you know, plays
to the crowd. He's kind of like wants to be
liked. Yeah. Vance is gay. What? Gay guys can be
funny and entertaining. In fact, after gay comics, maybe. Yeah,
see? Right away, your network got shut off because you
said the G word. You back? Yeah, here's what happened.
This is the network that did that just It's just
disconnected. So then I went back to the other one
and then you were bitching because it doesn't work. And
so I'm back on it again, but this happened once
before. Yeah? Yeah, a couple months ago. I can recall
this happening a lot. In the history of the show,
it has happened many, many, many, many times. I'm talking
about the specific, specific thing. Yes. But considering you're in
Silicon Valley's backyard, you would think that you could get...
No, well, that's because it's overused. Everybody's on the... Everyone's
on the networks. Everyone's on the AI. Oh! I'd be
better off in Iowa. All for... Yes, the quad screen
is finally filled up. with General Scott Besant. Oh, yeah.
You want to put them on? Yeah, I could probably
do that. Let's see. You know he's not going to
be any good. Yes, you do. Let's see. TV dot.
These two halting. Halting is his style. Yeah, but I-
it's- It's not a great style. No, it's not. You
know, again, as I said before you cut off, it
would be great if he did campy gay stuff. That
would be fantastic. Yeah, he's not going to do that.
That would be fantastic. Let's see what he has to
say. Come on in, General. On the other side of
this, the gasoline prices will follow. Is there something on
the table? Sorry? Is there an agreement? They're running the
table with him. The teams have been going back and
forth and President Trump has made it very clear, he
talked about it at the cabinet meeting, that... He's wearing
a blue swatch watch. Wrong! Iran has to turn over
their highly enriched uranium. They cannot pursue a nuclear weapon.
And the Strait of Hormuz. Your question of energy has
to free transit. Oh, he's dying. Navigation of the seas
has to be free transit. He's dying. He's dying. As
it was before. He can't do it. He's not going
to take a bad deal. Of course not. We knew
this before he started. Oh, now they're going nuts. Piling
on. How long until we see your signature? next to
President Trump's face on a $250 bill. Well, again, as
Treasury Secretary, I have two mandates for U.S. currency. Oh,
he's dying a thousand deaths. By the way, I just
noticed. He has this... His mouth? in an odd way
resembles that of Elizabeth Warren. I have to see pictures
now. You gotta take a look at it. It's, uh...
Trump could be... Oh, he's boring! Oh no, there's only
one thing worse than not having the answers, is being
boring. Yeah, he's no good at this. Give him the
hook. I mean, he's only fair when he's unfaced the
nation. Trump should come out now and say, Besson, you're
fired. That would be perfect for this. You're no good.
You failed the screen test. Goodness gracious. So I was-
Who'll be next? You'll get- I can only tell you
who's going to be next. Rubio. Exactly. Of course. And
Rubio's going to name, well, he may be, I don't
know, he may be too serious. No, I don't think
so. I think Rubio, who is a performer. Yeah. We'll
kick ass. He'll do jokes, he'll do shtick. If he
dances, extra points. Now, you've been about him, about Besson
doing some gay material. It would be better if he
came out kind of as a Rip Taylor type guy,
wearing a flamboyant outfit and then doing prop comedy. More
like Carrot Top. Well, Reptile is a brilliant... the progenitor
of Carrot Top. Yeah, but nobody in the universe knows
Rip Taylor anymore. Nobody. And Rip Taylor should throw confetti
in the air. That'd be a good bit. you Oh
my goodness. Oh, now he's showing the app. He's showing
the app. Oh no. Yeah, this was... Give him the
hook. This was the, you know, I actually have the,
I think I have it. Get that dancing guy out
there and have him pull him off. Here's a clip
about the app. And starting today, parents who set up
Trump accounts for their children can download a new app
to manage the account. Treasury Secretary Scott Besson says six
million children are already signed up for the IRA-style savings
accounts. Parents and loved ones can contribute up to $5,000
a year into the account. For children born in 2025
through 2028, the federal government will donate an additional $1,000.
The accounts don't officially open for investment until July 4th.
You know, the thing with... It's really too bad. I
mean, and I really, I'm a big Scott Besson fan.
And he has done some great snide jokes when he
was at the World Economic Forum. He kind of lays
into him. But this is not his wheelhouse. And this
app, he should just say, girlfriend, let me tell you
about this app. I mean, just throw in a girlfriend.
Anything. Anything but this. You can't use it. You could
never do that. That would never happen. I know. I'm
just trying to help him out. The press corps. I
think throwing the confetti in the air would do it.
How's that for an answer? So I was thinking about
AI and stuff and how it's changed production. How it's
changed our lives, how it's changed the art, how it's
changed the end of show mixes. one of our producers
reminded me, you know, Ebola, Ebola has been in our
lives several times. I think it was two previous times
we've had Ebola pop up and be scary and the
media being filled with it. I think it's two in
the past 18 years. Yeah, this is what you do.
This is the third time. And I'm reminded about how
creative everybody was. So I put together a short little
medley. And in the black trunks, weighing in at over
3,000 troops, the ISIS. Come from Africa, New York. I'll
tell you this, if Ebola breaks out in the United
States, I'm going to quarantine myself. I'm wearing a mask,
I've already got it in place for my family. Yeah,
I'm freaking out. Don't catch it. Don't catch it. Yeah.
Yeah, remember how good those were? Yeah, that was the,
we had an era where everybody was weird El Yankovic.
Yeah. And they could do these parody songs, and the
AI won't do that. It can't. In fact, if you
try to do a parody song, it won't do it.
No, it's not allowed because God forbid. Yeah, because it's,
you know, because it's legal, but it's probably going to
get. thought of as illegal by the stupid AI. Yes,
even me just playing that will get this episode removed
from Spotify. Probably. No, not even probably. Even though there's
not one thing there that was remotely a copyright violation.
Nothing. Let's check in with Ebola real quick. There are
growing concerns around the globe about the Ebola outbreak in
Central Africa. The World Health Organization saying the epidemic is
outpacing their efforts. ABC's Reena Roy has more. the latest.
Health officials are racing to contain the rapidly growing Ebola
outbreak in Central Africa. Just one week after declaring Ebola
a global public health emergency, the World Health Organization admitting
the outbreak is outpacing its efforts. Not only is it
difficult to test for, but right now it's spreading in
these... Wait a minute! Berks keeps telling us we need
to test. And now this guy's telling us it's difficult
to test for? Something's up with that. Health emergency. The
World Health Organization admitting the outbreak is outpacing its efforts.
Not only is it difficult to test for, but right
now it's spreading in these communities faster than health officials
can keep up. with and it's likely larger than documented.
The WHO sending supplies to the Democratic Republic of Congo,
where officials suspect at least 200 people have died from
the virus. This UN plane bringing protective equipment for health
workers, medication, and tents for triage. The European Union and
UNICEF. Tons? Wait. What? There's a half a ton of
stuff per dead person? 200 dead, 100 tons. They're sending
100 tons of what? Stuff. Testing gear? PPE. And they're
required to undergo enhanced screenings, including temperature checks. Enhanced screening.
Let me take your temperature. What kind of enhanced screening
is that? Remember during COVID and you go to a
restaurant and they'd point that thermometer at your head? Well,
don't you remember pre-COVID during the swine flu? No, SARS.
And they had every airport had these thermographs as you're
walking down the airport. Oh, yeah. Remember the thermograph? Thermograph.
Remember the... Do you remember the thermograph? Yes. Oh yeah,
and you walk by and oh, oh, you're too hot.
You're too hot, dude. And they're required to undergo enhanced
screenings, including temperature checks. Non-citizens are banned from- from traveling
here at all if they've been to the impacted areas
in the last three weeks. At least 10 African nations
have been warned they now have an elevated transmission risk.
With the FIFA World Cup less than three weeks away,
fears are growing that the virus could spread beyond Central
Africa. And now despite the warnings and fears, health officials
stress that... that the global Ebola threat remains low. Oh,
it remains low, but hey, play this clip. This is,
I have the Ebola in the USA clip. The CDC
sending an urgent request to its staff members for help
screening Americans returning to the U.S. from Central Africa for
any potential signs of Ebola. The internal email obtained by
ABC News and sent by acting CDC director Dr. Jay
Bhattacharya asking for volunteers to bolster efforts at airports to
check passengers for symptoms like fever. Bush Intercontinental Airport in
Houston, Texas, now one of just three entry points. along
with Virginia's Washington Dulles and Hartsfield Jackson in Atlanta for
U.S. citizens who have been in the Democratic Republic of
the Congo, Uganda, or South Sudan in the last three
weeks. Non-Americans are currently banned from entering the country if
they've recently traveled to those areas. Ebola is suspected to
have killed more than 200 people. And international aid groups
say this outbreak could become the deadliest on record. A
dire scene in the eastern Congo. A baby born to
a mother infected with Ebola, dying from the disease. Health
officials warning the outbreak is spreading faster than responders can
contain it. Yeah, we heard that one. One American aid
worker in the region. That's the... The talking point there.
Faster than they can contain it. From the disease. Health
officials warning the outbreak is spreading faster than responders can
contain it. One American aid worker in the region telling
us doctors are already... stretched thin. Right now we're working
14, 16 hour days, six, seven days a week. We're
trying to rotate to get breaks. At least 10 African
nations bordering the Democratic Republic of the Congo now at
an elevated transmission risk. And David, the request for CDC
volunteers to help with airport Ebola screenings comes as millions...
of soccer fans are expected to travel to the U.S.
in less than three weeks for the World Cup, but
the CDC insists that the risk of spreading Ebola here
in the U.S. remains low. They always have this little
kicker at the end. Every one of these reports. I'd
say this is, of course, It's ABC, so it's mainstream
media. All of them, including Fox, are like Democrats. Hey
man, if we can't screw up Trump in the midterms,
let's at least screw up world soccer. Yeah, that's all
they want. I just want to screw stuff up. Yeah,
they like to screw stuff. I do. I do. They're
doing a good job. I think they're doing a wonderful
job of it. Yes. Ha ha ha. Oh man. The
funny thing is, is that no one's ever upset about
this. No one's ever upset about these things, about this
PSYOP. Uh, my Epstein files. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, man,
Epstein-Fels. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Since we're going to change topics,
I have a little interregnum here. Oh, you're using the
interregnum term. This is something new. This is a... President
Trump is an interregnum in the liberal world order. So
you've been affected with the new world order, liberal world
order talking point interregnum. *ahem* I was unaware of this
problem. I've never heard you use this word. Well, it's
a good word. No, it's not. Well, it's not a
great word. It's not a good word. And I should
say, I should use, what was the foodie term when
you had the little piece of... Entremont. An entremont. An
entremont. Entremont. You have a piece of sherbert. You have
like a small spoon full of sherbert. Sorbet. I'm sorry.
Sorbet. Chef has specially prepared this. for you and for
you only here at the table. Here you go. It's
one spoonful. What is an interregnum? No, just the thing
in between, you know. No, I don't think that's true.
Yes, it's a moment of in-between-ness. Do you mind if
I ask the book of knowledge for a second? Go
ahead, ask. A book of knowledge. Give me the definition
of... interregnum. People like the Book of Knowledge. Yeah, they
do. Here we go. According to the Book of Knowledge,
an interregnum is a period when normal government is suspended,
especially between successive reigns or regimes. It derives from Latin
meaning between kingdoms. and refers to any interval when there
is no ruling authority or a temporary gap in leadership.
Ha, dos. Yeah, exactly what I said. No, it's not
at all what you said. You used it completely. Yeah,
it's an in-between. It's specifically in-between kingdoms. Yeah, kingdoms of
our clips. Oh, okay. Hey, I think I learned something.
Thank you, Book of Knowledge. I learned something here. Somebody
said, hey man, you gonna open source that? No. Have
every stupid podcast in the world using our book of
knowledge? No way. No. I spent hours on that. All
right. Interregnum. I love it. It's even better now when
they say it about Trump. Interregnum. In between kingdoms. So
he is, by definition, not a king. No kings. No,
not a king. Oh, not a king. By definition, an
interregnum, he's not a king. It's in between kingdoms. That's
a good point. I'm just saying. I think you've got
to. point there you can slam home as the next
city council meeting. Okay. I don't know what that has
to do with it, but thanks. Here we go. This
is from mid-1960s, about 65, I believe. A little dialogue
on the series Dragnet. A TV show with Jack Webb.
Oh, great show. Is that the dum-da-dum-dum? Yep. Dum-da-dum-dum-dum. Dum-da-dum-dum-dum.
Dum-dum-dum. You've been smoking marijuana? Marijuana's illegal, I know that.
That's right. For now. In a couple of years, things
may change when all the kids grow up and start
wearing ties and going to the polls. Marijuana's gonna be
like liquor, packaged and taxed and sold right off the
shelf. I doubt it, Mr. Shipley. Look, I don't mean
to be disrespectful, but it seems to me there must
be better things for cops to do than chase down
wild rumors about something as innocent as marijuana. Why don't
you go after the big bad guys? The heroin peddlers.
I won't argue with you about them. They should be
stopped. That's right. We'd like to put them out of
business. That's why we're here. What do you mean? We're
trying to keep them from getting a new customer. There's
a big difference between marijuana and hard narcotics. Yeah, but
it's only a small step. And everybody who takes a
drink is going to be an alcoholic. We know that's
not true, don't we? Let's face it, we're on opposite
sides of the fence and there's nothing we can do
about it. For you, if there's a law against it...
It's wrong, black and white. I just don't see things
that way, that's all. Well, you ought to give it
a try, fella. It might keep you out of jail.
Maybe, but we'll change the law someday, even though your
friend here thinks we won't. Believe me, it's a new
world. Your laws are as outdated as bustles. Laws are
going to have to be changed to keep pace with
the new morality. They'll change or we'll have to break
them. Oh man, the Lear Foundation was already working in
1960? I don't think there was. No, no. It seems
unlikely. Is there a Dragnet where they're talking about LGBTQ?
There probably is. You know, I think somebody's got to
start data mining the old Dragnet shows. This is kind
of like. the Simpsons. Predictive, yes, predictive programming. That's very
interesting. Well, of course, it was the liberal. media hippies
who were running the show back then even. Because then
in the 70s, we got All in the Family, and
we know that Meathead was a dope smoker. Yeah. So.
Interesting. Well, I can't say that it's bad, but it's
right down to the packaging and tax. That's interesting. I
know. It was really great. That's pretty good. I like
that a lot. Hey, you nailed it on, uh... On
those teen takeovers. I have some bunch, I have three
clips of the teen takeovers. And all, not all of
them, but at least two of them mentioned the idea
that we've talked about. which is that parents should be
arrested for these teen punks. Well, yes. I mean, I
have one or two clips myself. I'd love to hear
yours because when I heard how these... parents are acting
in this regard i'm like yeah you're probably right i
only see two though There's another one. I'll find it.
It's got a different, it's got the wrong title. Of
course. What are we starting with? Let's start with the...
Oh, there should be teen takeover too. Okay. I'm... I'm
looking for Teen Takeover 1, but let's skip right to
the Fox. This is from Tampa, Florida. This is the
Teen Takeover Fox 44. Okay, so there's a new TikTok
trend. You know, takeovers, going into restaurants, trashing places, meeting
up, driving crazy. Listen, that's not going to work in
Polk County. There's a whole lot of laws that not
only hold juveniles responsible. adults responsible, but parents responsible for
your children's conduct. to include juvenile curfews. Now summer's coming
and we will... the kids to have a good time
and a fun time. They worked hard in the school
this year. We don't want them to start next year
with a criminal arrest record. But I'll guarantee you. Who
is this guy? He's a blowhard. Is he from Dragnet?
He's the cop. Oh, yeah. He's drag. He's drag. He's
dragging it. Cool. Tearing up people's businesses. Fighting in the
streets. We're going to light them up, all of them.
And then, Mom and Daddy, if you don't hold them
accountable personally. make sure they're home when they need to
be, then we're going to come lock you up too.
or charge you civilly, depending on which laws we can
plug in. But parents? Hold your children accountable so we
don't have to. We will hold them accountable if you
make us, but then we're going to hold you accountable
too. Think about that. And then have a good summer.
Why don't you? marinating that for a minute. That's the
Florida law. We're going to light them up. What, are
you going to tase them? That's what they need. They
need to be tased. Well, let me just throw an
interregnum. This is what happened in Chicago. From day into
the night, Memorial Day weekend closed out with more teen
takeovers. In Hyde Park, three people were shot. and several
arrested. This is not just messing around in Chicago. We
shoot you. The past couple of years, the so-called teen
trends have been a thorn in the side for police.
We need to do everything we can to put a
stop to these events. And that means giving the police
all the tools that they could possibly bring to bear.
City Council's Public Safety Committee Chairman Alderman Brian Hines. Hopkins
has been trying to give police more tools, like an
earlier teen curfew, but Mayor Brandon Johnson has been against
it. Hopkins says as the teen trends continue, more of
his colleagues are supporting curfews and other measures. It's their
voters that are calling them and demanding something be done.
And it's Chicago's police... superintendent demanding something as well. During
a city club appearance last week, Larry Snelling says it's
time to stop making excuses for the teenagers who participate.
And there has to be accountability. The failure here is
that when we don't put accountability on teenagers because teenagers
need it more than anybody. Which means having the tools
to make arrests and there's a growing call from snelling
alders and the mayor to make parents accountable because the
teen trends gain steam on social media st savannah's youth
organizer lamar johnson says many parents are aware and even
enabled their kids like majority of parents not all but
majority of these parents know exactly what their teens are
doing Know where they are. Uber them. Uber them. Take
them down there. I doubt it. What? in violent behavior.
Well, censorship. That's how it starts. Yep. I agree. Do
you agree what? That censorship, it shouldn't be done. No,
but that's how it started. Oh, it's bad posts. Bad
posts. Well, I can't find the clip one, but this
is part two of another series where they talk about
this. Now, Chicago officials weighing targeting parents with one representative.
It's the same lady. Proposing charging parents of minors arrested
at teen takeovers after the city's 10 p.m. curfew with
contributing to the delinquency of a minor. A Class A
misdemeanor punishable by up to a $2,500 fine and $300.
64 days in jail. This strategy of potentially charging parents.
That's three years. Why don't they say three? Hold on.
Why'd they say three years? Let me hear it again.
And 364 days in jail. That's one year. Oh, I'm
sorry. You're right. Hello? This strategy of potentially charging parents.
I'm doing math in my head inaccurately. Yes. I mean,
you're almost Chad GPT accurate. Jail. This strategy of potentially
charging parents. Do you think it would be effective? I
think that is a start. We need to have a
proactive approach from police, whereas they should be monitoring social
media to establish where these meetups would be occurring. Meetups?
Wait a minute. It's a meetup. It's a meetup. All
of a sudden it's a meetup. To establish where these
meetups would be occurring and place the officers accordingly. One
idea as desperation to rein in teen takeovers rose. But
there was stuff like this. We had weird stuff going
on as kids and we all. Hey, let's go meet
up there and we get all rowdy. I mean, it's
really social media that makes it happen. Well, it's social
media that is drawing more attention to it. When I
was a kid... Here we go. Okay. You had sit-ins.
No, when I was a kid... Um... And this, I
believe, was in the 60s. You'd go to the county
fair in Pleasanton, Alameda County Fair. And on 4th of
July... You'd always go on the 4th of July. They
stopped showing the fireworks on the 4th of July because
of this. Every 4th of July, year after year after
year, you could go to the 4th of July. And
there would be a teen takeover of the fair where
two rival gangs usually... Yes, gangs, absolutely. Rival gangs would
come in and start pounding each other. No, no, no,
they would rumble. Yeah, they'd rumble. This is, by the
way, the movie... with the musical uh West Side Story.
West Side Story. The musical West Side Story. was from
this era. And these kids would come in and you'd
go just to watch it. Of course you did. It's
going to be a rumble. Because they never involved you.
They didn't come and just randomly punch you. and they
would just go after each other. And they're doing it,
if you watch the latest videos that come out of
these teen takeovers, which I think is an interesting, the
fact that they've coined a term for it, teen takeover.
And they all use the same term, teen takeover. When
you see it, it's just two groups battling each other.
They're not really, you know, you see people holding their
kids. to the side and you see bystanders but they
never do anything to the bystanders do you remember during
obama this was a great piece of history i probably
don't have the clip During the Obama administration. There was
an equivalent of kind of a teen takeover. And this
mom, this... Black mom. comes right up to her kid
and grabs him by the ear. And do you remember
this? Like, what are you doing here? And she took,
and it was... Vaguely. Everybody, everybody was covering this. Mom,
teen, I wonder. They might have a clip. But anyway,
so this is not a new phenomenon by any means.
No. You said this happening in restaurants, which I'm sure,
you know, they used to be in public events. Yeah.
And then when the cops would come, it's cops! And
then we'd all run. And then we'd scatter. Scatter! Yeah,
this has been going on for the last 50 years.
Longer. maybe longer. Yeah, I'm sure it goes back to
the 20s and 30s and longer than that. How about
the gangs of New York? Yeah, there you go. Basically,
teen takeovers. Oh well. I like the parents who Uber
their kids. Hey, go ahead, go to the takeover. Sounds
like fun. But this is leading. to the arrest of
parents and I think this is the real trend that
we're looking at. It's the fuzz, man. The fuzz. Wow!
Welcome to Boomer Agenda, everybody. I still think we're... I
think it's great. I think it's great that we know
all these stories. terms. You could learn something from us.
Yeah, yeah, especially if you're a Zed. You know, I
went to a movie screening last night. called Young Washington.
Is this one of those Christian films that you rush
to? It is actually. It was produced by the Wonder
Network. and distributed by Angel. But it's... It's more about
they're releasing it on July 3rd and it's more intended.
It's not like, in fact, if anything, there's a lot
of blowing people up in this movie. But it's interesting
that you say that. Why do you equate "Young Washington"
with one of those Christian movies? No, I think that's
the only thing you go see nowadays. In the theater,
yeah, probably. Um, But I realize how little I know
of our own country's history. I didn't really realize. You
suspect that this was accurate, this movie? Yes. Yeah, I
think it was pretty accurate. Was it idealized like you'd
expect? I would expect it. be idealized? Not really. In
short, it shows that he wanted to be part of
the British army. This is colonial Virginia. And he can't
because he's just scum. He's a colonist. Go back to
your farm, stupid boy. And, uh... And then he, um...
he gets an assignment, which he was meant to fail
at, to go and scout out some land in the
Ohio Valley, and then he finds the French. I didn't
really realize that the Brits fought the French over the
Ohio Valley. They're fighting their French over everything. Yeah, but
it's, I'm telling you, I felt. Like, wow, I'm pretty
stupid. I didn't really feel that way. These are details
of history that very few people would know one way
or the other, and it's not really that important in
the scheme of things in today's world. How Washington came
to be and how the uniforms were chosen for the
militia, it was like the prequel to Star Wars. That's
what it was good. And a lot of people getting
blowed up. It was, it was, yeah, it was good.
I could do without the violence. Oh, pfft. Really? It's
part of our history, man. That's who we are. We're
a violent, warring people. We don't want to admit it,
but we are. This is our roots. We're good at
it, too, by the way. And we were, in fact...
George Washington was friends with the Indians. In fact, this
is interesting because earlier in the conversation, you went on
about how it'd be cool. You didn't use the word
cool, but you were implying it. To tase these poor
kids in the... teen takeover come in there with tasers
and just electrocute all that which is a violent act
well i've never seen anyone just shot with one of
these things they shake a lot well half the people
just keep walking from what i've seen of these taser
videos But I didn't. More voltage. I was only trying
to extrapolate on what the sheriff said about we're going
to light him up. So I thought that maybe if
you light them up, that means you're going to electrify
them. I don't know. Lighten them up. Anyway, it's a
good movie. When it comes out, I recommend you go
see it. Yeah, I've seen one movie at a theater
in the last five years, and that's about it. I
watched my movies on the video. on the video. Oh,
really? Do you get your from Blockbuster? Or where do
you get your video? I get my videos from the
TV. So let's play. I got some screwball clips here.
Let's play Whatever Dummies. I was going to go into
some real news. We've done nothing but screwball, but okay.
Whatever dummies. What gas do plants absorb from the air?
Oxygen. What continent is Brazil in? Brazil is in Latin
America. What continent is Egypt in? Why are you asking
me these questions? Wait, is this the stupid show where
these women are all cute and then you- You cut
four clips of that? I refuse. They're very short. Okay.
No, wait, wait, stop. Okay, now you know what it
is. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Here's the man
who just said, I haven't been to the theater in
five years. I don't go to the movie theater. I
sit at home and watch these dipshits on TikTok for
hours, and you probably emailed me. a copy of this,
didn't you? I'm sure you did. I haven't looked at
your emails. No, I did not. Because you hate this
show. This is the whatever podcast where this guy... This
is not a show. This is not even a show.
This is dumb. It's basically this guy, okay, let's just
do a little background here. This guy who's kind of
an obnoxious character but he's He has his moments. He's
good at mugging. And he brings on OnlyFans girls and
whores. basically and the difference is There's not much difference,
it turns out. But he brings them on, and then
they talk about love and sex. And then he goes
out of his way to prove that they're all idiots
by asking the simplest of stupid questions, man on the
street version, and they can't answer anything. Now, you know,
his show is run as a live six-hour stream every
day. It's very hard to watch. Which I'm sure you
are just, you're like... People who watch Candace Owens, you're
like this for this show. No, no, I can't watch
this show because it's impossible. Oh, the stream's coming on.
I can't wait for this thing. You can ridicule me
all you want. I'm going to. You can mock me.
Yes. You can do what you think is funny. But
I'll tell you right now, this show's not watchable. So
you can only get the clips from it. You've got
to find someone who knows how to clip the show.
But the point where they ask these idiotic questions and
then they can't answer the simplest of questions with. some
of the dumbest things you've ever heard in your life,
I think is amusing, especially when these clips are just
54 seconds, 30 seconds, 47. I mean, these are short.
I'm not killing it with these long, boring clips. I
will in a moment. I got long, boring clips coming
up. So, these are the whatever girls. Let's just play
two. I'll play two of them and I'll let the
other two. No, no, no, no. We're playing all four.
Let's go. Okay, go for it. What continent is Brazil
in? Brazil is in Latin America. What continent is Egypt
in? Why are you asking me these questions? We spoke
about... We spoke about... Wait, sorry. Egypt is where? The
Middle East. What continent is Japan in? Tokyo. You are
re-deposing this. There's no way. What country is immediately south
of the United States? Country? Immediately south of the United
States? Wisconsin. That's a state. I don't know. I have
no idea, honestly. I've never been there. Who painted the
Mona Lisa? Ooh, why do I, Van Gogh? No, that's
wrong. No, Monet. No, I actually. Monet? Were you about
to say Monet? Who painted the Mona Lisa? Justin Bieber.
So. This is interesting because... You kind of... put me
down for saying that we should learn more about our
history. And here you are with these. Oh, you're throwing
my single comment back at you. I'm very sad by
this. This saddens me. You should be. I'm very sad.
This is pathetic, especially since these are hardworking girls. Name
three countries besides the USA. You can't repeat. Africa? Keep
going. Africa. Africa, Europe, Asia? Barcelona. Barcelona. Okay, that's a
country. You know, sometimes I'm a bit harsh on the
workers, but sometimes it's the only option. How many states
are in the USA? 25, 26. How many planets are
in our solar system? I don't know. I'm sorry. Seven?
Well, actually, I'm going to change my mind now. I
think it's very, I praise the guys who started OnlyFans.
These women would have been homeless and drug addicts. This
is- I'm glad they have- That's an interesting take. I
am glad they have jobs. This is horrible. How many
letters in the alphabet? 27? Oh, maybe 28? I don't
know. What ocean is California next to? I don't know.
Atlantic? If a dozen eggs cost $3, how much is
each egg? $4? What country is the Panama Canal in?
I don't know, honestly. Lexi? What country is the what
the what what? What country is the Panama Canal in?
I have no clue what that means. Guess. Just throw
out a country. Spain. Where did the attack on Pearl
Harbor take place? Pan? What is 100 minus 66? 100
minus 66. It's very simple. It's 66. Wow, good for
you. Onward to number three. Number four. is number four.
Oh, that was three? Yeah, we're at the end. Now
I'm sad you don't have more. Ha ha! What species
are we? Uhhhh... The genuis thing? Sorry, what? The... Huh?
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. Almost,
almost. Homogenious? Homogenious? A little bit homophobic? No, no. They're
the word close to that. Please don't refer to people
as homos. What species are we? Humans, then? Well, we
are humans, but what species are we? Why was I
the first one? How many states are in the USA?
52? Do you vote? No. Okay, good. What is the
capital of the USA? Albany, New York. How many planets
are in our solar system? You're counting? Seven. Ugh. Well,
this does bring up an old story. When I entered
Dutch school in fifth grade, speaking maybe ten words of
Dutch. But I understood enough to hear the teacher tell
me, now so this would have been 1974. No, I'm
sorry, 78. *Cough* And the teacher said, America has 52
states. I went and I raised my hand. I said,
no. It says 50 states. And the teacher went. They
had 50 and then they bought Alaska and Hawaii, you
stupid American. I may be exaggerating a little bit on
the last part, but that's how it made me feel.
I said, no, it's really 50. I remember, now, here
I was. Young man. And I called up the embassy.
that day from home and I recorded on a cassette
recorder and I asked them and they told me I
was 48 and you know we bought Hawaii and Alaska
and I took it into school the next day and
played it and I got kicked out of class Yeah,
yeah, that would happen. And I think that was when
I decided I would be a podcaster. This is the
gig for me. I need to be... You decided something
at that point because you realized that the system is
corrupt. Yeah. Yes. There was a lot of good education
that I got in Dutch school, but that was not
part of it. Anyway, that was fun. Do you think
the guy makes any money with that show? How does
he make money? Does he have a donation segment? No,
he doesn't. I don't know how he makes money. to
be honest about it. He's probably running OnlyFans, girls. He
might be. That's probably what he's doing. This is the
clip I have from the one girl who's accumulated $32
million so far in her OnlyFans. business Yeah. I mean,
that's a business. It's a living, but she probably doesn't
know how many states are in the union either. It's
unbelievable. But, you know, again. Yeah. Well, I... What's the
difference between not knowing that and not knowing that George
Washington ran into some French dudes back in the day?
It was a little more than that. It's his backstory.
It's the back sore. It's an important back sore. I
thought it was good. Yeah, okay. Well, I'm not going
to say it's not a good movie. I'm just saying,
what's the difference between not knowing some small factoid about
Washington and not knowing how many... plants there are in
the solar system. By the way, there's seven. The girls.
Counting on her hand. I'm sure she was. On her
fingers since she gets the seven. Third rock from the
sun is Mars. Moon is too. Third rock from the
sun. So yesterday, the president did one of his cabinet
meetings. And I was watching. I was watching the stream,
but then I was watching the quad screen. screen. And
the mainstream media does the same thing every single time.
They show the president's preamble. Then when the secretaries are
all giving their report, they cut away and then they
laugh about the president, about dumb he is. And I'll
be honest, he went on for 10 minutes about the.
reflecting pool in front of the Washington Monument. Oh, and
the color of the water and the rest of it.
He went on and on and how he, you know,
he's done swimming pools and he got his guys and
now... He's the right color blue for the paint. From
a builder's perspective, it was rather interesting. Like, oh, okay,
I see what you did there. And I'm sure that...
I haven't been to D.C. in a long time. I'm
sure a construction guy would have thought it was interesting,
and that's about it. Yeah, but it was, hey, number
one rule, talk about what you know about. But it
just went on and on. And I was like, I
wish I would have kind of seen this thing before
he fixed it, because I'm sure it was a piece
of crap. He was talking about 11 truckloads of trash
they took out of it. It was leaking. It was
all oxidized. Nothing was working. So there was, you know,
anyways, so then they... They'll do that, and then they
cut back when the press is asking questions, which are
usually, you That's accurate representation. Yeah, that's about right. And
then the next day you get reports like this. President
Trump is adamant that Iran cannot have a nuclear weapon,
but exactly how he pulls that off is still an
open question. The president held a cabinet meeting at the
White House today where he touched on a wide range
of topics. But of course, the headline was. Excuse me,
Iran. And he said talks with the regime are still
happening. but is leaving the door open to resume fighting
if necessary. They want very much to make a deal
so far. They haven't gotten there. We're not satisfied with
it, but we will be. We will be either that
or we'll have to just finish the job. They're negotiating
on fumes. Fumes! So we'll see what happens. Negotiating on
fumes. I like that phrase. Yeah, I mean, well, so
did the mainstream media. M5M was all over it. Although
the phrase is you're running on fumes, but negotiating on
fumes, maybe in the context of oil is interesting. Yeah.
We'll see what happens. The president said he doesn't feel
pressure to strike a deal before voters head to the
polls in November for the midterms. They thought they were
going to out-weight me. You know, we'll out-weight him. He's
got the midterms. I don't care about the midterms. People
understand that they know that, very simple, Iran cannot have
a nuclear weapon. I don't care about the midterms. Probably
true. So that's one version. Then, oh, he said something
dumb. Oh, and it's a pooper. More breaking news tonight.
Breaking, breaking, breaking, breaking. It's breaking news. I'm telling it's
breaking news. More breaking news tonight. New American military strikes
on Iran. That's according to a U.S. official who tells
us that Iran has set out to... excuse me, have
struck some new sites at the Iranian-- - Get it
together, Anderson. - Nearby Iran. The official adding that the
military also intercepted drones being launched from Iran. Gaps a
day that saw the president hold a televised cabinet meeting
during which Iran came up repeatedly. He suggested a deal
is closed. but also that there's no hurry to reach
one. Saying pressure from the midterm elections was not a
concern for him. He threatened as well to, quote, blow
up Oman, which is an ally of the United States.
Now we all know what an ally is. Now he's
going to blow up Oman. of the straightover moves. Iran
and Oman to control the strait. So we'll have to
blow them up. They understand that. They'll be fine. Again,
Oman is an ally, gives access to air bases and
a port to American forces. And if you think the
president's statement about blowing up Oman was a slip of
the tongue, the State Department posted that clip of the
president making the threat on social media not long after
he said it. As for Iran, it says 23 vessels.
So that was the main takeaway everybody had. Oh, he's
just going to blow up Oman, an ally. And there's
an ally. Oh, come on, people. It's just a question.
Quite funny. I think this is... Isn't it rather unique?
I'm sorry, let me do the Tucker. Isn't it rather
unique that the president... televises his entire and allows the
press to be there the entire time. I just want
to, I don't remember any other president doing that. No,
but no, it's, it's. not only unique, but he does
it a lot. Yeah, he does some long ones. He
actually, that's how he started off. And I said, yeah,
you know, that is kind of, that is true. That's
a good point. We have a... A lot of very
happy people around the table because we're a great team.
It's been a tremendous period of time. How many times
have you heard? a CEO of a company do this.
This is exactly what the Monday morning management meeting was.
This is like Bloom. It's a high bloom factor. All
hands. No, it's not all hands. It's the management team.
You sit down with the management team and you pep
everybody up. Hey, everybody, it's Monday morning. Okay, in this
case, it's Wednesday. Monday morning, everybody. We've got a great
team. All right, we're doing great. Everything's fantastic. Good to
have y'all here. For our country, and things are going
very well. A number of jobs. We have more people
working today than we've ever had before in the history
of our country. Is that true? No. Well, yeah, I
guess technically because we have more people than ever before.
Yes, well then so it's true. More people than ever.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And many other things. Many other things.
And I have a few words to say to you
that... I think will be helpful. And last night was
incredible. Not only Texas, but so many other places. The
numbers were fantastic. And they've really been that way for...
A year, if you look, hundreds of people won. And
almost nobody didn't win. Almost nobody didn't. Who didn't win?
Which of his primary candidates didn't win? Do you know?
Not offhand, but there's, I think, one or two. One
or two. But last night was very... Very powerful. So
I'm thrilled to welcome everyone to the 12th cabinet meeting
of our administration and we're doing something that no administration's
ever done. We're always letting the press join us because
we're very open and transparent. We like the word transparent,
but we're more transparent than any administration in history. To
the best of my knowledge, press has never been invited
ever to a cabinet meeting for any reason at all.
I believe that to be true. I believe it to
be true. And the thing is, they don't cover it.
They don't want you to know what's actually happening. Well,
it's kind of boring. It's not boring. Why do you
think it's boring? Well, I've watched these things. Because the
first one he did, number one. Four hours. Yeah, that
was boring. It went on and on. And here's the
thing that's bothersome. And I think one of the reasons
you don't have these things, I think having the press
there does serve a purpose. It keeps everybody in line.
because you don't have anybody. spouting off because they know
that they're just going to be Next thing to be
front page in the New York Times. So you can't
have anybody blowing up or having anything screwy happening in
the press. It makes it very genteel, which is probably
what Trump wants. He doesn't want any, you know, because
you have enough trouble with leakers that he doesn't need
that aggravation in his cabinet meeting. So he just puts
the brings the press in. There's not going to be
any leaking now. Right. But the bothersome thing to me
is that no one covers it. And yeah, maybe because
it's boring, but... Like a good CEO, he goes through
his most. Well, you'd think they'd cover it better than
they do because they have these press conferences and they're
asking the questions. The questions are pre-answered in these cabinet
meetings. Well, that's what I'm saying. They cover. uh the
president's opening to to be able to okay He said,
Oman, they're going to blow him up. He's an ally.
He's dumb. Yeah. Okay, here's my take. I'm a journalist
and I've got the White House. And I'm thinking, do
I want to go to this? cabinet meeting and sit
there for four hours and three hours or whatever the
hell it is and listen to this crap? I'm going
to go to the bar. It was only an hour
and a half. That's too long. So... No, I don't
want to put the work in. I just don't want
to do it. I think it's for different reasons. I
think it's because they don't want to report. So the
president, like any good CEO, starts with... A report, we
have had zero illegals come in in the last 12
months. Murder rate is the lowest. I'm taking the perspective
of the journalist. I'm going to say the same thing.
I'm going to say it again. So what? This isn't
interesting to me. This is not good news. I understand.
But I'm deconstructing media by showing you what they're not
doing. Well, they're not doing anything, it seems like. Right.
So therefore... Did you know that we have the law?
I'm just going to presume these are true. And the
fact that no one went out and said, he lied.
I'm just going to say they're probably true. Lowest murder
rate in 125 years. Yeah, this seems to be true.
11,888. Crime and murderers have been removed. Most favored nation
drug prices. Which I think is, in fact, he was
mad about this. Under my most favorite nation agreements, this
is something that I wish the media would talk about
because to me it's one of the biggest things ever
to happen in our country. It certainly has to... Medical.
Anything having to do with medical. Because drug prices, we're
delivering record-setting discounts on prescription drugs with price differences of
400, 500, and even 600% at the TrumpRx.gov. Now wait,
he's going to screw this up himself here. We recently
added nearly 1,000 low-cost... low-cost generics to the website. So
we have drugs down 400, 500, 600%. Now you could
say 80, 90, 70, 60, 50% if you want. There
are two ways. It depends on the way you ask
the question. What? Okay. doesn't help himself with that. And
then he goes into most favored nation drug prices. So
a pill that costs 10 bucks in London, but 110
in the US, now it's 20 for everybody. But that's
a big deal. But of course, they're not going to.
Of course, again, if you read my current substack column,
Dvorak.substack. where I talk about... The capture of the media
by the drug companies. Yes, it was a good piece.
They're obviously not going to write about this because it
has anything to do with drug companies. Forget it, it's
verboten. And then he goes into the Somalis. The Somalians,
what they've done to Minnesota, the Somalians. The Somalians. Crooked
as hell. Elon Omar. Crooked as hell. They're all crooks.
And we got them. We got them. We got them.
Putting the clamps on. Huh? Omar, she's still kicking. She's
still doing her thing. No, no. That's an impressive group
of guys. I was watching that and a couple of
very strong women too. But I was watching that last
night. I said, I'm proud of you guys. In two
months, we've exposed tens of billions of dollars of defrauded
taxpayer money, prosecuted numerous fraudsters, Todd, and stopped billions of
suspicious payments, very suspicious. Well, you see, I'm getting reports
from Todd, from JD. I've never seen anything like it.
Just hundreds of billions of dollars were stolen, and no
other administration would do what we're doing. And he goes
on about that. And then he had a nice moment.
He thanked Tulsi. Gabbard, who was, she didn't speak. Before
asking Vice President Vance to speak about these efforts, I
want to express our tremendous gratitude to our outgoing Director
of National Intelligence, Tulsi Gabbard, who's a terrific person, actually.
Come up with some findings that were pretty good. And
Tulsi's worked tirelessly to restore trust and focus on the
intelligence and with the intelligence community. They all respected her.
And it goes on about all the things she's uncovered
about Russia, Russia, Russia. And then, you know, for some
reason, she opened up the JFK, RFK files, and then
UFO files. I don't think Tulsi had anything to do
with that. But then the secretary spoke, and they actually
were quite interesting. Um, I'll skip Vance because, well, actually
the beginning is kind of... Yes, sir. Well, first of
all, thank you for your leadership, sir. You always have
to start with thank you for your leadership. For making
it possible. I often find in the Fraud Task Force
that there sometimes are barriers that we need to break
down, agencies that need to coordinate, and I'll come to
the president and say, Mr. President, I need your permission
to do, and he'll say, for what? For the Fraud
Task Force? And he'll cut me off and say, yes,
go do it. So the fact that we have dedicated
presidential leadership is really what's made this possible because it
does require, we've got great people around the table, but
sometimes these agencies don't know how to work together at
the lower level. And that's one of the things we've
had to turn on and force with the fraud task
force. So I want to shout out just a few
all-stars here. Linda at the Department of Education has been
amazing. finding student loan fraud. You've got people who are
either illegal aliens or aren't even actually real human beings
who are getting hundreds of millions of dollars from the
Department of Education for student loans. You know, so all
most of these reports are all about fraud. And it's
it really is unbelievable how much how much I'll never.
forget my dad once when I brought him into my
company. We didn't really have a great relationship, but I
felt bad. So you can get a desk over here.
not a not a good relationship and my this is
in holland and my company was in line to get
a deal with the department of education education. Until we
found out how fraudulent those guys were. I mean, they
literally were committing fraud to pay us. I'm like, nah,
I don't want any part of that. And I had
to go testify in court later for that because it
was so messed up. But I remember him saying that.
Then nothing came of it. No, no, no. The that
guy was dismissed. You got. out of government. Oh yeah.
Oh, okay. Something did come out of it. But I'll
never forget my dad, a good company man. He worked
for the U.S. government for many years. He said, this
is great. Once you get on the government teat, it
lasts forever. I'm like, yeah, that's, that's. Yeah, I. I've
heard this ad. Well, I kind of say the same
thing. I think the word teat is what bothered me
the most. Teat, yeah. I'm like, this sucks. I hated
that. It really bothered me. Here's Todd Blanch, our acting
attorney general. I'll just continue to talk about what the
vice president was just talking about. The way that we
are actually, it's one thing to uncover. fraud, which we've
done, and that's part of it, but it's also prosecuting
the bad guys that are doing it and stopping it
from continuing, and that's where you have everybody in this
room has inspector generals, and for many years, these really
hardworking law enforcement members would identify fraud, and nobody did
anything about it. DOJ... prosecuted it but spent a very
little resources on that. So what we've done just in
the past 51 days, over 400 law enforcement actions in
this country related to major fraud. That's search warrants, that's
arrests, that's convictions, that's indictments that are filed. And that's
just 51 days. And it's not just the great prosecutors.
It's the FBI agents, it's DHS and HSI agents, it's
everybody in this room that has inspector generals that are
now, they have been freed up. And it's because of
you, it's because of the vice president saying this is
going to be a priority of what we are going
to do. Not just the Department of Justice, even though
we're the prosecutors that are putting bad guys in jail,
it's also the... the law enforcement at every agency, FBI
and DHS. And so we're already seeing results. And billions
of dollars was given out just very quickly before Biden
left office. Billions and billions were given out. And I
mean, I know of many cases, but one, I don't
know what's happened with it, but I think you're looking
at it. I know Lee was involved in it environmentally.
Stacey Abrams was given $2 billion for an account that
had $103 in it, an environmental fraud. So we heard
about this. We heard about the $2 billion to Stacey
Abrams. Did you ever hear what happened to that? No,
I did not, as far as I can tell, nothing.
So here is Lee Zeldin of the EPA. He gets
to talk. He came right after Todd. Thanks for your
leadership, Mr. President. That was canceled. And they no longer
have access to that $2 billion. Where do I go?
They wanted that money. Go ahead. In fact, it was
over $29 billion that It's now been canceled at EPA.
You told us to make it a priority. Now this
happened as soon as you came in. After the election,
before your inauguration, they were caught on video saying that
they were rushing to get billions of dollars out the
door before you're swearing in because they were afraid that
once you were sworn in, you were going to stop
it. Well, that part, they were right. We did. So,
I didn't know that. I didn't know that they pulled
that money back. I may have known it. I, you
know, this is the problem. This is the problem. I
didn't know there were 400 arrests. I didn't know any
of this stuff. Why would I? Because they're not reporting
on it. Yeah, why would you? Because they're not going
to tell you. Well, if it was Obama, they would.
It's not. If they tell you, are you going to
vote Democrat? I don't think so. Well, exactly. But Fox
News didn't tell me either. Well, hello. Okay. Just saying.
So then we got Rubio, who had some funny things
to say. Just two quick things I want to touch
upon. One, you touched upon the border and security. Part
of securing our border is dealing with the people that
are in this country unlawfully, many of whom do not
want to go back to the country that they originally
came from for a variety of reasons. Now listen to
this. You can't send them there, or some judge ties
us up. And one of the key things we have
achieved is now 20 countries have signed third country national
agreements, meaning these are safe countries where individuals who refuse
to go back to their country of origin can be
sent to that country instead. We've gotten 20 countries now
around the world who have signed agreements that allow us
to deport people to those places. What often happens when
you... go to the person who's here unlawfully and say,
we're going to send you to this third country, is
all of a sudden they decide they'd rather go back
to their home country. No, man, don't send me to
Nigeria. No, no, I'll go back to Mexico. I promise,
I promise. I'll never do it again. And this is
the one clip that I did see here and there
on the mainstream. By the way, that was a stroke
of genius. to do that, pull that stunt. It's a
great idea. Yeah. Oh, you can't go back to Costa
Rica? Okay. We'll send you to Nairobi. Tanzania. Whatever. Tanzania
or Congo. No, no, no. There's Ebola there. I don't
want to go there. No. I'll go back to Mexico.
I promise. And this got a little bit of play
in the mainstream, Rubio on Cuba. Could I just ask
you, Cuba and Venezuela, what's going on there? Well, interesting.
On Venezuela, that process continues, that three-phase process, you know,
of obviously stabilization, recovery, and transition. I would just say,
just since January 3rd of this year, okay, and I
think... This number's right, and Chris or Doug can correct
me on this, but I think over 10 million barrels
of Venezuelan oil have been delivered to the United States
since the 3rd of January. That doesn't seem like a
lot. 10 million barrels since January? Aren't some of these...
Uh... Middle East countries pumping out 5 million a day?
Yeah. So 10 million in what? Six months? That doesn't
seem like a lot to me. Maybe it's more than
what's coming out of there. But I was like, no,
that's just, that's odd. That industry is being professionalized for
the first time. time ever. It's going to the benefit
of the Venezuelan people. They are selling oil in the
market at market rates. The money's going to an account
in the United States, controlled and monitored by Treasury, audited
by KPMG. I like that. KPMG in the house, people.
And it's for the first time ever the money's not
being stolen. It's going to the benefit of the Venezuelan
people. Cuba's in a lot of trouble because, unfortunately for
them, it's run by a bunch of incompetent communists. And
being communist is bad. Being an incompetent communist is like
the worst. Okay, Marco. Okay, Marco. Good one. Lubio in
there. The country's been taken over by this company called
Gaisa that basically controls 70% of the... economy. None of
the money in that company goes to help the Cuban
people. I didn't know this. which was set up by
Raul Castro in 1955 and does indeed, according to reports,
control up to 70% of the entire economy. economy, tourism,
retail, finance, infrastructure, like the ports. I'm just going to
give you, just to interrupt you. Yeah. Venezuela oil production.
Yeah. It's around, currently it's up to 893,000 barrels a
day. But it's been as low as... as low as
uh two barrels it's really you have to look at
this chart it was as high as like 3.5 million
barrels a day back in 1970 and it dropped to
as low as She's just next to nothing. thing in
2020. I mean, it's almost the chart is just at
the bottom. It's the number so low you can't even
get it. So it's up, though. That's the idea. It's
up a bit, yeah. It's up, yeah. Hmm. But they're
not produced, they're not anywhere near capacity. I mean, it's
like ridiculous. No, of course not. Which is what Trump's
offering. Let's get back to cranking this stuff out and
then you can make, you know, this woman who runs
the country will be rich without being corrupt. Yes. Although
it's, you know. All right, so then we go to
Doug. Doug, Doug Burgum, he's of the interior. And he
starts to confirm some things about... Alaska. That I've been
looking at the pipeline, the, uh, what is it? The
North slope. And so here he is on the oil,
our own oil. I would, uh, president Trump under your
leadership, uh, we've opened up a lease sales. on public
land. This is land that was put away for the
benefit and the use of the American people, like the
Strategic Petroleum Reserve in Alaska. The Biden administration had illegally
stopped holding lease sales during their administration. President Trump famously
said, drill, baby, drill, but before you can drill, you've
got to open public lands. I Between the lease sales
that have happened in the Permian, in the Bakken and
on the North Slope, just since January of this year,
it's over $4 billion of revenues come into the Treasury.
That's 13 times more than the Biden administration brought in
on lease sales in the entire four years they're in
the office. in office. Sir, your policies brought that in
in five months. So with that, a lot of excitement,
a lot of activity. Exciting. Very exciting. We also inherited.
All right. So very exciting. Very exciting. Oil, oil, oil.
I actually checked that. because I keep hearing about Alaska.
And he talks about how all these land leases and,
you know, we know that in Alaska. The oil money
goes to the Alaskans. And so that's a piece of
it. A piece, yes. But the same thing is starting
to happen with these public lands. And apparently there's a
backlog of 5,000 or 6,000 land leases for oil drilling.
So I got to talk to the oil baron about
it, who did send me a note this morning and
said, your call on... $60 oil is right. He sent
me some. long analysis. Someone who says it's probably going
to go down to 62. And it won't take much.
It won't take much. So here's they're not, you know,
supposedly Alaskan oil is going to China. I think it
may be, but I don't think it's quite there yet.
This is from CNBC. I want to ask you, Joe
just had some headlines here before we came out of
the commercial break, which is basically that China may have
agreed to buy U.S. oil. What can you tell us
about the China meetings and China's energy purchases from the
United States? Yeah, I mean, 20 years ago, we were
the largest importer of oil and natural gas in the
world. And today. China is the largest importer of oil
and natural gas in the world. So there's a natural
energy trade there. We've sold them, you know, ethane for
petrochemicals and oil on and off through the years. And
I suspect we'll see a growth in their oil imports
from the United States. So you think, you said suspect,
but you think they will be a larger buyer? We
know they're a huge buyer of U.S. LNG, or at
least Taiwan, South Korea, and Japan are, China as well.
You think they'll be a bigger buyer of U.S. crude
oil? I do think they will. There's huge interest in
Asian buyers for more oil out of Alaska as well.
You know, now our oil goes out of the Gulf
of Mexico. We'll see more of that going over to
China. But in the not too distant future, we're going
to see more oil coming out of Alaska that's going
to supply our neighbors and friends in Asia as well.
Yeah, that's the pipeline from the North Slope down to
the South. We'll see. And then in the Q&A, there
were only two kind of interesting questions in the Q&A.
This one slipped in. I'm like, oh, I see what's
going to happen here. Are you expecting Congress to pass
a federal gas tax holiday? A gas tax holiday? Well,
it's something we might talk about. Let's see what happens
over the next week, two weeks. A lot of good
things are happening. Gas tax holiday. Well, of course. Of
course you want to do a gas tax holiday right
before the 4th of July. Because that's the date. That's
the day we had gas. He has to have an
announcement. Do you know how much the federal taxes on
gasolina? You'd be surprised how little it is. of the
federal gas tax as a way to give drivers some
relief. Let's go to Morgan Stevens with the fact check
team. So we got to talk about numbers. Let's start
with the federal gas tax. I believe it's just short
of 20 cents per gallon, right? Yeah. The federal gas
tax is 18.4 cents per gallon for regular and 24.4
cents for diesel. Now, do you think that would make
a lot of difference to people if it went down
by basically 20 cents? If it went down by 20
cents? I think to some people. Who chew up a
lot of gas, especially these truckers. Yeah, well, that's even
more on oil. So that may be part of what
he's thinking of doing. And I don't think the president
can do that. I think it has to be an
act of Congress because it's a federal tax. And that
18.4 cents has been there since the 90s. It's been
there forever. I'm surprised they don't jack it up. Well,
in California, I think you have, uh... Almost $2. No,
I'm sorry, 70 cents. 70 cents. of state tax. I
still don't understand how you get to seven bucks a
gallon in California. Well, our blend is very specific to
California. Bad blend, yes. It's a blend that supposedly reduces
smog and it only can be made by a few
refineries. And once those refineries get shut down, down by
California and stupidity, we won't have any gas at all
and then we can ride our bicycles. And then the
final question about the Abraham Accords. One of the things
that will happen is the Strait will open immediately. Immediately.
But it's got to be perfect. I'm not going to
do this. I didn't do this to get a crummy
agreement. The worst agreement ever signed was by Barack Hussein
Obama. What a horrible agreement that was. It was a
setback for this country, for the whole world. The Middle
East. No, and we'd like to have the countries we
were talking about with Saudi Arabia, UAE, Qatar and the
others, we'd like to have them immediately join the, and
Steve Woodcoff is working on that with Jared and some
others, but we'd like to have them join the Abraham
Accords. It'll be historic if they do it. I think
they owe that to us, to be honest. I think
because that really would be a tremendous sign. And I
think those countries owe it to us. Steve, are you
going to get them to sign? We're definitely pushing it.
I'm not sure. I'm not sure we should make the
deal if they don't sign. You want to know the
truth? If they don't sign to join the Abrahamic courts.
I don't know that we, you know, we have countries
in there already. UAE, great. great countries, bold countries, and
it's turned out to be so good, so effective. And
so we're requesting strongly that they join. It'll be great.
It'll be great for Saudi Arabia. It'll be great for...
guitar and kuwait the whole group he's pushing he's pushing
real hard for it Who knows? Who knows? Crazier things
have happened. And I just listened to this. You know,
it was overall, it was very positive. You know, a
lot of good news about manufacturing and, you know, and
Besson came in and he had nothing but. Great news
to report, of course. And I believe 80% of it
is true. But no one hears this. And so we,
as humans, we love bad news and we love living
in, in anger and we love living in sarcasm. And
it's just, it's too bad because people get so wrapped
up in it. I'll give you a point there for
you talking about the Algos and regarding Massey's so-called affair
with Boebert. I think that people attract these algos and
they just sit in that muck all day. It sucks.
It's no good. It's horrible. I've run into another interesting,
uh, algoat. I don't know what this is about, but
I mentioned it to Mimi and she said, she says,
oh, I don't know what you're talking about. I haven't
seen one of these videos. Okay. Because I have... My,
my, my algos are like... You'll talk about it on
the show, just put them on the algo. So there's
a bunch of Russian shi- Thanks. that keep cropping up,
and there's three of them in particular. I would love
to see your algo, because of course you're getting Russian
chicks after you got the nitwits who don't know how
many planets there are or letters in the alphabet. Your
brain is frying, my friend. So the Russian chicks, there's
a bunch of them, and there's also clips of Putin.
And I think that Putin wants to show up a
little more on TikTok. And it's what a great guy
Putin is, and look at his security people, and he
hands signals, and he does this, and he does that,
and he's got... And there's just... And there's meaningless... drivel
about Putin, about what a great guy he is. The
Russian chicks are all pretty and they have funny stories
about Russia and how depressing it is, but how great
the Russian people are. And there's one Russian girl that's
teaching how to say, cuss in Russian. You want to
know how to cuss somebody out in Russian? And it's
one thing after another. And I think that this is,
I believe there's an intelligence agency behind these. And they
are promoting the idea that we're going to, and this
backs you up, by the way. I don't know why
you're complaining about it. But this backs your theory that
it's Russia, China, United States, and maybe India. It's forming
a new nexus because this is warming people up to
Russia. Yes, and you're right. Add India. Lubio was just
there for the week. Right, he was there just coincidentally.
With his wife. But not coincidentally. Nope. and uh but
this right the russian prop the pro is Oddly pro-Russian,
even though they're cynical girls, they're all very pretty. One
in particular is a beautiful girl. And she's telling us
about, you know, how we should, you know, listen to
the Russian women. It's just crazy stuff. And they're short
and they're on Insta and they're on TikTok. And I've
seen them, you know, they just. kind of crop up.
They also show up on Twitter, but not to an
extreme. And it's just fascinating because you just see it
as an op. It's a psy-op. Maybe, but I think
the algos, you know, whatever you're looking, the algos aren't
all that smart. So, yes, I think it's very easy.
for any agency to promote things and get people who
are already interested in cute women. Could these Russian chicks,
could they name all the planets? Probably, I'm just guessing.
Yeah, you know, they're not dummies. Right, so... You can
see the difference. This is exactly what I'm talking about.
about people are living in this Negative. In America, very
much in America, I just see it everywhere. Sucks, everything's
faking gay. Trump, Epstein. That's all I hear all day
long. But you don't hear any of the good stuff.
And it probably doesn't even matter to them anymore. Hey,
there's no more idiot illegals coming in. Oh, that's good.
Hey, you know, we got a lot of people at
work. Yeah, that's pretty good. Hey, we got a lot
more jobs coming. I talked to one of our kids
here the other day, Parker. I meet with him from
time to time. It's like, I'm thinking about becoming an
HVAC guy. I want to make 200 grand. Where does
he hear it? On this show. Like, that sounds pretty
good to me. We've been talking about it since we
were on the topic of good news. Let's move to
this story. NASA moon base big story. Yeah, buggies and
bases. Everybody, they're back! Take a look at NASA's vision
of a future moon base. Massive. Potentially hundreds of square
miles on the lunar surface. Complete with astronaut living quarters,
lunar rovers, and power stations. With the ultimate goal of
heading to Mars. And we want to be in an
environment where we can learn the skills so that... Astronauts
can go and plant the stars and stripes on Mars
someday. Splashdown confirmed. NASA's moon-based plans come just six weeks
after the Artemis II mission that sent astronauts around the
moon for the first time in 50 years. NASA hopes
to land Artemis IV astronauts on the moon in 2028.
Building a moon base will come in three phases starting
this year, eventually using drones and rovers to scout the
best landing sites near the South Pole. In 2029, they'll
begin assembling the moon base, including solar and nuclear power
systems. Then in 2032, the first astronauts will begin living
and working on the moon. NASA plans to establish a
perimeter around the American base. It's an ambitious timeline and
NASA will need to learn and react fast and... mitigate
the risks including from long-term radiation exposure and micrometeorites that
shower the moon. Now, do you think that this still
inspires young people? this whole moon business? Or is it
more like, hey, man. Get my gas down to three
bucks. That's an interesting question you'd bring up. Let me
contemplate. There's a series of NASA, NASA, NASA. NASA. NASA.
Yes, NASA. NASA clips. NASA has gone farther than anyone
else. Yes, NASA. And so it starts with NASA, Moon
Base, etc. This is an NBC. report and there's this
three parts and it talks about what you know they're
trying to Because Trump wants to defund or not defund,
but to pull back on the NASA funding and give
more of it to Musk. Okay. And so now NBC
is pushing back with this presentation. And NASA Administrator Jerry...
Mr. Administrator, thank you so very much for joining us
tonight. Fascinating timeline on all of this with the first
part of Operation Moonbase. It seems like it's already in
motion and it also seems like the first things first
is... Hold on a second. Could they not come up
with a better operation name than Operation Moonbase? Is that
really all they got? Lame. Yeah, very lame. Well, I'll
tell you, we're off to a really great start, right?
So Artemis 2, just a month and change ago, we
got to watch those. Four amazing astronauts fly around the
moon, bring them back safely home to Earth, reestablish NASA
back in the business of sending astronauts to the lunar
environment. Artemis 3 is going to start stacking this summer,
and then to your point, in parallel, while we're getting
our astronauts ready for that grand return, we're building the
moon base. So today we had some incredible announcements. first
three missions that will go to the moon, uncrewed robotic
ones later this summer. But we also announced two rovers
on the lunar surface that have autonomous and crewed capability.
But this is just the beginning. We're talking about a
$20 billion investment over the next seven years to establish
that enduring presence on the moon, realize its scientific and
economic potential. and master the skills for where we go
next, and where we go next is Mars. Oh, please,
do tell me, what is the scientific and economic potential?
What is it? I have no idea, but I'll tell
you this much. If they're going to spend $20 billion
to put a moon base up, I think we spent
$120 billion for a high-speed rail in California. doesn't even
have one inch of track blade. Well, in that regard...
Maybe we should take some of our money. In that
regard, I think you're right. The money is rather insignificant
in the grand scheme of things. But I can predict
what's going to happen. I can get your calci bets.
I'm going to over-predict after you're done. predicting I'm gonna
meta predict my prediction is Artemis 3 probably, but Artemis
4, when they're actually going to send people to the
moon, blow up. It's going to blow up. It's gonna
be sad, and it's gonna blow up, and it's gonna
be death, and it's gonna be no good. That's my
prediction. Your meta prediction? You're not gonna do Jack. What
do you mean? Nothing blows up, nothing happens. Yak, yak,
yak. They're going to talk, talk, talk. Send a couple
of robots up there and one of them will stop
working and then they won't know what to quite do.
This will just get put off. 2028, they're supposed to
send Artemis up with the people? No. Okay. All right.
NASA 2. If I understand this correctly, you know, extraction
of helium-3, again, that is probably pretty far on the
horizon. But we're talking about nuclear power that may not...
Answering your question. What, what, are they answering my question?
Your question was what are they, what are you talking
about? What are they going to get out of it?
What are we going to extract? Helium-3 So? What is
the cost of extracting helium-3 from the moon? What is
helium-3? I think it's used for, you know. Balloons. Balloons.
It's not used for balloons. For party balloons. No, it
has to do with nuclear power. Why don't you ask.
the book of knowledge to explain it okay i shall
uh book of knowledge what is the use of helium-3
All right, here we go. Book of Knowledge is scribbling
away and looking for answers for us all. According to
the book of knowledge. Helium-3 serves four primary earthly purposes:
Neutron detection for security screening, dilution refrigerators for ultra-low temperature
physics, medical imaging including lung MRI scans, and as potential
fuel for future aneutronic fusion reactors. Listen to this. Nearly
80% of current Helium-3 is used for security purposes worldwide.
For security purposes, for scanning you at the airport. Oh,
wow. I'm so happy we're doing that, Nasa. If I
understand this correctly, you know, extraction of helium-3, again, that
is probably pretty far on the horizon. But we're talking
about nuclear... power that may not have any radioactive fallout.
There's all kinds of things we could do with helium.
Bull crap. Oh, all kinds of fusion. Yeah, here we
go. What do you think sizable amounts of helium-3 would
do to a space economy if we could... Space economy?
All right. How about Earth economy? from the moon. So
Helium-3 has applications for quantum computing and to your point,
for fusion power it can be more... quantum computing everybody
efficient fuel source for it what I will say is
there is helium 3 here on Earth. We can manufacture
it. In fact, a lot of the reactors up north
are capable of doing it. But the question will be,
will there be so much demand that helium 3 from
the lunar surface... Oh, so much demand for quantum computing.
Okay, good night, Nassau. ...actually sparks that lunar economy. Lunar
economy! We don't know. We haven't been there in a
really long time, and we're going back. We're putting a
heck of a demand signal out there. I mean, there's
going to be so many landers and rovers on the
lunar surface. Certainly, we're going to have our astronauts there
infrequently at first until you get to the point where
it may be. Who is this? Is this the guy?
Isn't this a NASA head guy? He's like a lunar.
He is a lunatic. I think they found him in
an insane asylum. An operational base similar to how we
keep a continuous presence in low Earth orbit on the
International Space Station. So there may be a lunar economy,
but what we do know is there is water ice
there, and our astronauts will work with it, again, to
master those skills that are going to be imperative, because
in the not-too-distant future... If we can put astronauts in
the moon, we'll be able to put them on Mars.
The hard part is how do you bring them back?
And manufacturing propellant on the moon is a great place
to figure it out when you're four or five days
away from home and really get good at it before
you send astronauts nine months, a year away from home
on Mars where they're going to have to be incredibly
good at those skills. I'm against all of this. This
is the worst idea ever. Who cares? Open the straights.
Give me $3 gas. Then we can talk about moon
stuff. It's going to be all the lunar economy. Okay.
The price tag that you kicked around at the top
of this conversation. Still 20 billion, but obviously mass drivers
excluded in that, but is that realistic? Nuts. Oh, very
realistic. Oh, absolutely. I mean, if you take a look
at the resources that President Trump has made available between
the Working Family Tax Cut Act, that's a $10 billion
one-time plus up in NASA. I mean, the single biggest.
and supplemental investments since the Kennedy era. A large portion
of that going into exploration, which is putting American astronauts
back on the moon to stay, which is the moon
base. And then I think you take a look at
the 26 appropriations, the president's budget request. We absolutely have
the resources. And not only that, to dial it up,
to get... Get those landers on the moon, get the
rovers there to learn in that unique environment. You're right.
We're not getting people on the moon. We're getting... Way
most on the moon. robots robots okay impress me uh
to inform phase two and phase three to realize that
enduring presence on the on the moon And do all
the other things. All the other things. The International Space
Station. Our astronauts. All the other things. Our X-Plane portfolio.
The orbital economy. What? We went from the lunar economy
to our X, our X plane portfolio, the orbital economy,
the orbital economy, a lot of economies going on. We've
got the space economy, the lunar economy, the orbital economy.
You know, lots of great missions of science and discovery
like Roman and Dragonfly. Roman and Dragonfly? Oh, he's just
throwing out words now. That's the SpaceX stuff. The public
should rightfully have high expectations for what NASA can deliver
with the research. very high expectations sources available we intend
to uh to show them land a dude there. All
right? Show me that. Yeah, and just to put things
in perspective, I mean, $20 billion for a lunar base
here in California. We're still waiting for that link from
L.A. to San Francisco. And that's where we are. $100
billion. NASA, Mr. Joe, Isaacman. Thank you so much for
joining us. Thank you so much for that information. Thank
you. I'm so incredibly happy. I'm so happy about this.
It's great. That's just fantastic. I gotta play an interregnum.
Another one? Wow! No, we're into Regnum 4 today. Have
you seen the- It's a show title. It's in a
regular. Oh, no, I wrote it down. Have you seen
the new Ferrari? The electric one? The doofus looking one?
Yes! I mean, as a kid growing up. You had
your matchbox cars, your Hot Wheels. A Ferrari, that was
like a thing you knew you'd never have. But it
was cool, and you see one driving, like, oh, it's
a Ferrari. You knew which model Ferrari it was. There
goes, yeah. Yeah, you know, and then... There goes an
Enzo. Yeah, an Enzo. Exactly. He's sitting in the middle.
Look at that, the Enzo. And then this thing comes
along. I mean, what a dog. And I got this
report on it, which made so much sense once I
heard about it. It is called the Luce. It is
the first all-electric Ferrari in the numbers. Well, at least
they're impressive. 1,035 horsepower from four electric motors, zero to
60 in 2.5 seconds, five seats, and a starting price,
get ready for it, $600. $40,000. That's the starting price.
But the design, well, as one analyst said, the market
has spoken. Ferrari shares down about 4.5% on concerns that
the Luce will cheapen the brand and add significant costs
that will be hard to recover. Ferrari CEO Benedetto Vigna
telling CNBC that the... Ferrari looks different because EVs are
different. This guy is about to be out of a
job. When you have a new technology, you need to
make sure that that technology is properly represented in the
design. By making it look like a piece of crap.
The design must be different. It's different like stupid. You
have to respect. The different needs, the different wishes of
the clients. So we will have clients, already existing clients
that will take it and some clients that are not
clients today, some people that are not clients today that
will get in our community. Now wait for it. This
is what I was expecting, this part. And it certainly
is different. The Luce was designed with... Johnny Ive. They
let that gay guy design it. You just got clip
of the day for this one. I was like, holy
moly, they didn't do that, did they? Wow, good catch.
No wonder it's a piece of crap. And it's got
gur- it's got- Johnny Ives here. I'm Johnny Ives. I
built the latest Ferrari. I'm Johnny Ives. Looks just like
an iPhone. It even uses the Gorilla Glass or whatever.
And it certainly is different. The Luce was designed with
Johnny Ives. He, of course, being the former Apple design
chief. And much like the iPhone, the Luce's body is
made... Partly from Corning Glass. Corning Glass. What could possibly
go wrong? And guys, a lot of people are concerned
about that Ferrari engine sound that made Ferrari famous where
they're going to do it through an electronic amplification system.
Oh, no. Oh, no. Thomas of all dumb. Rear axle.
amplifies it outside as well as in the cabin. And
Sarah, as you said, we're just going to see how
many people buy the new Luce. Luce. I'm Johnny Ive,
I built the lucha. I didn't know they were going
to put a phony baloney sound effect on it. What's
the point? Exactly. If you've got an electric car, one
of the cool things about them is that they're super
quiet or they make a nice hum. They make some,
you know. Yeah, they hum along. I mean, they just
do what they do. They're electric, but then you make
it sound like a gas engine. Why? Yeah, I know.
There were more fun things this week. Our, uh... socialist
mayor of New York met with the bankers? Yeah, I
saw that. I thought that was kind of interesting. I
have two clips here. Mayor Mamdani spent most of yesterday
afternoon meeting with the folks who helped make New York
City the financial capital of the world to try to
contain that. backlash that you mentioned. Mom Donnie met with
JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon at their new headquarters in
Midtown. Mom Donnie's office sharing with Fox Business that the
pair discussed, quote, how the public and private sectors can
collaborate to deliver both excellent public goods and a thriving
city where all New Yorkers can succeed. From J.P. Morgan's
perspective, they said that the meeting was constructive and included
the importance of, quote, keeping the city competitive. JP Morgan
has been signaling with hiring moves that they're more optimistic
about other markets. The firm has reduced their headcount in
New York and now has more employees in Texas than
they do in the Big Apple. That's because we have
a stock exchange opening up here in Texas, in Austin,
actually, I think. Mamdani also met with Goldman Sachs CEO
David Solomon at Gracie Mansion. Neither the city nor Goldman
Sachs has given Fox Business a readout of that meeting.
These talks are the latest efforts by Mamdani to make
nice. with the business community as he continues to push
initiatives like city-run grocery stores and massive tax increases on
second homes. Mamdani has also been meeting with other Wall
Street executives from Bank of America and Blackstone, the world's
largest commercial real estate owner. His office has also reached
out to Citadel founder Ken Griffin, whom Mamdani previously criticized.
publicly over his New York City penthouse with that second
home tax. Citadel telling Fox Business that Griffin welcomes thoughtful,
serious conversations about the policies that can grow the city's
economy and create more opportunities for all New Yorkers and
that, quote, reckless political theater serves no purpose. No meeting
has been announced. yet and there was a a readout
in fact they had a quote from jamie diamond about
this meeting later in the day jp morgan chase ceo
jamie diamond warning progressive left leaders are driving wealth and
business and taxpayers out with their tax the rich agenda
and socialist economic schemes can't demonize success the wall street
to New York's Mayor Mamdani, saying he doesn't care what
the socialist says, They think that somehow being anti-business is
going to help the city. It's not. So we all
want to pay fair taxes. That's not the point. But
at one point, people voted their feet. And there are
a lot of studies that have shown that. All these
people moved out and they're obviously the tax, obviously New
York's booming, so you're not going to see in this
year's taxes, but a lot of people are paying billions
of dollars taxes left. Why do you want that? How
does that help the lower paid person in New York?
Yeah, so it sounds like Jamie Downer was not so
happy with that meeting. And the guy's no good. And...
You know who's back on the scene? Talk about algos.
The one, the only, Pastor Manning from Atla Ministries is
back. Well, he's never gone anywhere. No, but he's never
had anything good enough. I mean, he ran for mayor
and it was kind of funny. But he also turned
on Trump. Yeah. Well, he turns on everybody. Yeah, he
turns on everybody. But I have a clip here where
he talks about Mom Donnie. Well, he'd be good on
this, yeah. Yeah, not kid-friendly, everybody. So I'll give you
a second to... Yeah, put your hands around your children's...
Stick your feet in yours. Are you okay? I'm choking
to death here. Are you all right? I was chewing
on a lozenge. Ah, the lozenge went down the wrong
pipe. Careful with that. Here we go. A woman can't
raise children. You can't raise children with tits. You gotta
have balls. You gotta have a man. And... For a
man to not take responsibility to raise his children ought
to be executed. You have a responsibility before God. And
we don't want to hear that. No, no, dude. We
got the poorest, economically deficient people on the planet. The
other thing is this. Is that when that boy Mondami
came out on the scene? This nigga is a Muslim.
He is a jihadist, if you will, intifada, if you
must, Hamas-supporting, anti-Jesus Muslim. And niggas are talking about he
got a good program. I don't give a damn how
good his program is. He's a Muslim and Jesus is
Lord and I'm voting for him and I ain't telling
nobody else to vote for him. What the hell's wrong
with you? I'm tired of the Democrat Party making bitches
out of our women and pussies out of our men.
I'm tired of it. I'm tired of it. I've had
enough of it! Had enough of it! The man needs
to stand up and be a man! The Reverend never
disappoints. Yeah, I don't know. I think that was disappointing.
It wasn't that disappointing. It wasn't that good. He used
to be funnier. Well, he did have some betters. Not
just a Muslim rant. Anyone can do that. Well, he
was tired of the Democrat Party. Yeah, well, that part
was okay, but he didn't have enough verve. I don't
know. Verve. More verve. Speaking of verve. Well, before you
go there, since you're talking about screwball clips... Mm-hmm. This
is another one. I just want to get another one
of my predictions out of this. the way all right
it's not quite getting there yet but it's gonna happen
this is the drone show mishap clip okay a major
fail at a drone show over the harbor in sydney
australia a thousand drones in the sky almost 90 drones
veering off course dozens plunging into the water no one
was hurt officials say it was caused by a quote
unforeseen change in radio frequency. Am I predicting that somebody's
going to take over one of these drones shows with
a radio control and attack the crowd? Can you imagine
100,000 drones coming at you as you're watching one of
these displays? Yeah, I can actually. Of course you can.
You know hackers and the mentality and somebody's going to
do it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay, local news. Texas, local
news. Texas news. uh oh yeah paxton yes paxton your
buddy paxton and by Yeah. And yeah, you wanted to
say something? Ed Cornyn. Yeah, so the runoff is complete.
Cornyn got kicked out. Yeah, sorry, this is an Amy
Goodman clip, a real quick one, though. And in Texas,
the state's Attorney General, Ken Paxton, backed by President Trump,
defeated four-term incumbent... Senator John Cornyn in the Republican Senate
primary runoff Tuesday. Paxton has previously been indicted on charges
of felony securities fraud and was impeached from office on
allegations of bribery, dereliction of duty, obstruction of justice, and
abuse of public trust. Paxton is the first primary challenger
to defeat an incumbent U.S. senator from Texas since at
least 1980. The Republican candidate spent nearly $130 million, making
it the most expensive Senate primary in U.S. history. Paxton
now faces Democratic nominee state. Representative James Tallarico in the
general election in November. Now this is the fight to
watch. This is the interesting one. Tallarico is an interesting
person. He's a screwball isn't he? Yes, he's uh, he's
so he He went to seminary school, so he... he's
a pastor. He says, I don't know. what kind of
seminary school he went to, because he's all about the
LGBTQ and God is a woman, and he said a
lot of interesting things. Right, God's a woman, trans are
the future. Yeah, precisely. All this sort of Texas stuff.
So we're going, yes, well... You know, the Austinites, the
Houstonites, the Dallastonians, they love this guy. Oh, he's a
Christian. Oh, well, he's a Christian. So, you know, and
of course, Paxton is also a Christian. And here's the
line of attack that Tallarico will be using. Democratic Senate
nominee and state representative James Tallarico. Thank you so much.
and welcome back, Tom. Okay, hold on a second. Bye.
I, uh, mea culpa. He said God is non-binary. I'm
sorry. It's so much better than God is a woman.
Democratic Senate nominee and state representative James Tallarico, thank you
so much, and welcome back to Ion Politics. So now
we know you're going to be facing... Republican Ken Paxton
in November. You've wasted no time. You've come right out
and called him the most corrupt politician in the United
States. And I'm wondering how convincing an argument will this
be for voters in this Republican state? Well, I want
us to step back and appreciate the gravity of what
happened last night. The most corrupt politician in America just
became the Republican nominee for the United States Senate right
here in Texas. Three years ago today, Ken Paxton was
impeached by his own party for using his public office,
his position of public trust to enrich himself and his
donors. at our expense. That kind of corruption is the
rot at the core of this broken system. It's why
we can't afford anything. It's why we can't get ahead
no matter how hard we work. For 50 years, billionaire
mega donors and their puppet politicians like Ken Paxton have
rigged this economy against us. They've rigged the political system
against us. And I think in this election, you're going
to see Texans coming together, Democrats, independents and Republicans to
defeat the most corrupt politician in America. And if we
can do that in this race, in this year, in
this state. then I think we can defeat this entire
corrupt system. And that's when we can start to unrig
the economy, start raising our pay, start cutting our taxes
and lowering our costs. He fails at the end, though.
He's like, we got to get, you know, this guy's
corrupt, he's no good. Once we get that guy out,
then all of a sudden we can lower taxes. How
does that make any sense? Those two don't compete, don't
compute. I think it's going to be an interesting race
to watch. I think Tallarico. So I have a question
for you. You're the Texan. Yes. I asked a question
before about Coronin, and I'm asking this. Did anybody do
due diligence? on Paxton. Why did he get picked? And
knighted by Trump. Paxton sounds like a bad guy to
push into this position. I think this is the Christian
vote. As I said before, Paxson is in the faith
office. With Paula White and that whole crowd there, he's
in the West Wing all the time. He's in Trump's
face. He's got Trump's ear. Yes, sir, Mr. President. Yes,
sir, Mr. President. Yes, yes, yes. The lobbyists love him
because the guy is a player. That's why he'll do.
Do whatever Trump tells him to do. I don't think
he's a great guy. at all. No, you've said this
before. Well, I'm answering. Yeah, he's a creep. And he's
done, you know, dumb, nasty things. Well, I don't think
he's a good candidate. Just listening to what you just
said. played. I don't think so either. And I don't
think he was a very good attorney general. In fact,
I think he was a bad attorney general. I will
say Chip Roy did not become attorney general. I'm glad
about that. I didn't like that guy either. I've seen
that guy. I've met him several times. Swarmy. Another guy.
No, I don't like Chipotle. Smarmy? Yeah, smarmy. Smarmy. Schwarmie,
shwarma, whatever. Don't like him. I only have one more,
uh... Sequence here I want to play two clips. This
is to show you how dishonest, surprise, surprise, Ms. Now
is. This is, although I did like the term that
was created here. But they brought in Joe Rogan, and
so I have to stick up for Joe. Donald Trump
not helping his midterm chances either with the thug fund
we are seeing now. I think thug fund is good.
That's a good term. Well, I don't. Well, why is
it a good term? Because I don't like it. It
sticks. It sticks for the Democrats. Yeah. Thug fund? Thug
fund. Yeah, I think it works. What does it refer
to? It doesn't immediately come to... The reason I don't
like it is because it doesn't bring anything to mind.
Okay. Well, I thought it was good. We can disagree.
That's not what the clip is about. Donald Trump not
helping his midterm chances either. With the thug fund, we
are seeing now bipartisan outrage. If you tune out of
the news over the long weekend, it has only been
building since a contentious meeting at the end of the
week. Republicans are upset and other Trump loyalists, including longtime
MAGA allied podcaster Joe Rogan, also speaking out. That is
so crazy. Imagine like, what? He's mega allied all of
a sudden? Oh yeah, oh yeah. But then listen, listen.
So it's about the thug fund. It's about the $1.776
billion. Oh, it's about that money that's going to go
to the people that got screwed by the Jan 6
a-holes. The J6ers. Yes, exactly. And then he brings in
Rogan. Including longtime MAGA Allied podcaster Joe Rogan, also speaking
out. That is so crazy. Imagine like somebody accused you
of murder. Yeah. And it turns out you weren't guilty
of that murder and then you sue them and you
go, you can never prosecute me for murder again. And
then you just go straight Uday Hussain. Yeah. And they're
like, it's cool. This is crazy. Rogan is not feeling
it. Now. I heard that. I'm like, is he even
talking about the same thing? No, of course not. He's
talking about the fact that they had clips in the
last show, which we didn't play, about Trump not getting
prosecuted for IRS offenses. Right. If it was about that,
the clip is disingenuous. I pulled the clip. Didn't Trump
do a lot of, like, stock purchases? He's made a
fortune. He's made a fortune in this term. They made
a settlement with the IRS. I think that's why a
lot of it came out recently. But, like, he can't
be charged with anything. Yeah, they can't be. The latest
thing is that he and his... Kids in this company
cannot be audited. Oh, that's cool. That is cool. That's
my settlement. What was the settlement? What was the IRS
being sued for? What was the accusation? It was for
the leak. the leak of his tax returns. Okay, so
the IRS leaked his tax returns? Yeah, he said they
were reckless and... Yeah, the settlement of his $10 billion
lawsuit. 2018 leak of his tax returns to New York
Times in the U.S. is forever barred and precluded from
examining or prosecuting Trump, his sons. And the Trump Organization's
current tax filings, according to one-page document released Tuesday. That
is so crazy. Imagine, like, somebody accused you of murder.
Yeah. And it turns out you weren't guilty of that
murder. And then you sue them. And you go, you
can never prosecute me for murder again. And then you
just go straight Uday Hussein. So he took a clip
completely. out of context and then joe and i think
was tom segura they actually stumble upon the little bit
that is also not reported about this settlement and they're
like it's cool Yeah, it's fine. Now, here's the only
thing, the detail of that, is part of that settlement
that says that... like the language, that they cannot be
for their current tax filings. Does that mean, though, that
in the future, future filings also fall under that immunity?
Exactly. It's only about previous filings. But everyone makes it
look like, oh, he can never be audited again in
his life and- Yeah. It's a bull. crap yeah yeah
well that's yeah good work media well good work if
you work for the democrats Or people who just hate
Trump. Basically, they've propagated a lie. Yeah, exactly. You know,
and it's the old you are, I am what I
say you are. Precisely. Well, that's why we're here. Yeah,
that's exactly right. If it wasn't for us, nobody would
know anything. Breaking news, yes. How about us going to
Hunter Biden showing up on Candace Owens and the two
of them windbagging? Now, was this a new interview or
was it an old interview? That was unclear to me.
It was unclear to me. Whether it's Butler or Charlie
or these things that... Well, it's definitely after Charlie, so
it's got to be fairly new. Yeah, you're right. So,
glaringly not right. It's almost as if they're just saying...
F you. F you. They're not even trying. I don't
care. You know what? psyops anymore and that's what I
keep saying I'm like it's so disrespectful that we're not
even getting good psyops anymore like we're supposed to believe
he survived four what do we have four assassination attempts
the first president that's ever survived four assassination attempts they
quietly they lie to us about things and make a
big deal and then they make it want to you
know it's going to go away they're going to keep
pretending and telling us that this is a totally normal
grieving widow, okay? No one's buying that. Like, something's just
not right here. Everyone can see that. This is not
how you would react to your husband being shot. And
this sort of just, I'm fine. And two weeks later,
I fully accept the narrative. I have no interest in
anything else. It's over. Let's close it. I forgive him.
Let's move on. You're asking us. to abandon our common
sense and our humanity is what you're asking us to
do. And that kind of seems like where we're at,
like they're insisting on this. And I'm going, where is
this going to go? Because... We're not doing the thing
they want us to do. Like they're just constantly giving
us slop all the time. I mean, even the recent
White House Correspondents Dinner, there was so much. theater to
it after. So much theater. And now it's kind of,
okay, Secret Service maybe shot each other and we're just
going to kind of quietly move on. But Trump needs
a ballroom. Like, that's a normal reaction. Hey, there's a
shooting duck. Hey, we better get that ballroom. By the
way, it's going to cost a billion dollars now. And
by the way, it's not from donors. And by the
way, we're going to do it. Like, it's just like,
it's just the constant. Talk about gaslighting. This has been
just this. We're not even, are we even a year
into Trump's second term? We're a little over a year.
A little over a year into his second term. And
I don't think there's just been... Okay, so what I
understand from this clip is they think that all of
the assassination attempts are fake. And that Erica Kirk killed
her own husband. Yeah. Okay. You got it. You nailed
it. You pulled it right out of a hat. Yeah.
Even my wife. Says, I don't trust Erica. There's something
up with her. There's something up with her. And I
don't go into... We have an agreement about that. It's
like, I'm just not, we're not going to argue about
that. Um... But yeah. All right. And, you know, and
Erica, she was grooming some girl. She's very suspicious. I
think that it's just a... I think there's a market
for this kind of thinking. No kidding. There's a big
market for it. And it's just feeding a market and
it doesn't, and it's basically, I hate to say they're
NPCs, but they're kind of non-playing characters. that are not
important. - No, I disagree on the NPC part. I
think you were right about the first part. There's a
big market for this. See the algos I was talking
about earlier. And people like this. They like to think
this way. It's... It's a lot more fun. I did
it for a long time. This is why people say,
I got a great note the other day. I think
your Texas boomerism and financial security has... Clouded your judgment.
What does that even mean? Well... One, I'm a boomer.
And I'm not, but okay. There you are. Boomer adjacent.
No, you're a boomer. You're millennial and Jason or X-Gen
or whatever it is. Yeah, I'm Gen X. You're X
adjacent. I'm X. I was literally the face of Generation
X, but okay. Three months, three months of boomer territory.
Call me a boomer. That's fine. But the funniest one
is your financial security. What? I look at the road
ahead and like, I'm going to be doing podcasting. for
a long, long time. Why do you think I'm podcasting
when I go away for a weekend to worship Jesus?
Why do you think I'm still podcasting on a Sunday?
Why? Yeah, and a holiday. We're always working holidays. On
a holiday. We're killing ourselves just trying to... Because of
the financial... We're forced into this job. Well, no, and
we're not forced into it, but this is our lot.
Yeah, it's our lot. Same thing. It's what it is.
I believe our lot is being forced into it. It's
just the way I see things. It's our lot, but
we're forced into our lot. Wow. I mean, hey, it...
It's not a bad job, but financial security? No. It's
a good job. It's a good job. We get to
ridicule things and make fun of people. Yeah, it's a
fun job. I get this out of the way. Cars
for Kids now banned in California. You know, I had
this clip too, and you've been carrying it over for
three weeks. Yeah, I know. We knew this. We knew
it years ago. 13 years ago, we knew that this
was a Jewish organization in New Jersey. Yeah, Hasid's from
Brooklyn. That had nothing to do with Cars for Kids.
We're back now with that infamous Cars for Kids commercial.
The jingle that probably just got stuck in your head
the second I said the name. But tonight the music
is stopping in California where a judge has banned the
ads. Steve Patterson explains why. ♪ Morning ♪ That Cars
for Kids jingle. an earworm that lives rent-free in people's
heads. Ours for kids, a business model you don't understand
and a jingle that will haunt you forever. 877 cars
for kids but if you live in california a judge
ruling that the charity has 30 days to pull the
ads from state airways for violating false advertising laws the
lawsuit was filed by bruce pewter ball who donated his
Volvo after he says that melody got to him But
he says he felt misled after learning where the money
actually went. According to testimony from the charity's COO, much
of it goes to a New Jersey-based Jewish organization, which
uses the funds for summer camps. trips to Israel, even
a matchmaking service. He doesn't care that it's going to
Jewish kids. He just wanted to know that because maybe
he wanted to send it to, um... poor disadvantaged kids
in California, which is what he thought the ads were
doing. The judge finding that children, especially needy or under
privileged children were not the exclusive recipients of the donations.
The nonprofit calling the decision deeply flawed, saying it's well
known that we are a Jewish organization and our website
makes it abundantly clear, adding that they plan to appeal.
Steve Patterson, NBC News, Los Angeles. So here's my life.
Here's my life. You bring this clip. I'm praying that
I hope we never have to do play this clip.
I mean, I had the clip and I didn't play
it. You're looking at the rock. This, this. Yes, I
see the clip every single time you're going, he's recycling
the cars for kids clip again. And then, okay, so
then you call. for it. We play it. And what's
the first thing I get? WTF Curry playing the jingle
on the show. It's John's clip. It's not me, people.
This is my life. The best line is that I
donated a car to the Cars for Kids and I
never got a kid. It's not. funny it's a you
this is a horrible way to go into a donation
segment It's probably the worst thing you could ever do
before a donation segment. Well, I'll tell you one thing
it does. It emphasizes something that we don't talk about
much anymore, but we've talked about in the past. Jingles
work. This is true. We have a jingle expert that's
a part of our crew, basically. He's an ancillary. He's
no agenda adjacent. Yes. And jingles work, and we use
them for that reason. Yes, I guess so. Probably do
this. And then just to make sure people know that
jingles work. Is that a jingle? It's the lousiest jingle
we have. Hmm, not very catchy. With that, I want
to thank you for your courage. In the morning to
you, the man who puts... the C in cars for
kids. Say hello to my friend on the other end,
the one and only Mr. John C. Well, in the
morning to you, Mr. Adam Curry. Also in the morning,
I'd ship to see Boos from Grand Feet and the
Air Sub. There's no water names and nights out there.
In the morning to the trolls in the troll room.
Let me count you for a second. *Growls* Wow, 1388.
Low. That's very low. You know what happened? She played
that stupid clip. No, that wasn't it. Everybody ran away.
I can't hear that jingle. It is the worst jingle,
actually, but they work. They work. They work. We are,
um... We are broadcasting. live. We do it every Sunday
and Thursday. You can listen to us on the No
Agenda stream, noagendastream.com. And if you want to find out
how many times we talked about that bogus organization, or
at least the bogus commercial for the organization, go to
bingit.io, noagenda.clipgenie.com, and you can just search. And you'll see
we've been on this for a long time. But somehow,
all of a sudden, the mainstream media, I guess they
weren't, were they not? Spending enough, add buy? Well, the
Carson Kids, I think it was done as a public
service. I don't think there was any payment out. No,
but maybe that they wanted them to step it up
a little bit. Because, you know, they were buying a
lot of airtime at one point. I don't think they
were buying any airtime. I thought those were all PSAs.
Oh, that's a good point. I don't know. Hmm. How
come we can't get a PSA? Because we don't have
any... No agenda for kids. We're not a charity. Oh,
that's right. And for good reason. Because then you can't
talk about politics. according to the Johnson Amendment. You can
listen to it. Now, here's a cool way to listen
to us. Because, you know, people are busy, lots of
stuff going on in your life. However, there are these
modern podcast house. We are, after all, a podcast. You
go to podcastapps.com. You get one of these podcast apps.
And then the modern ones, they know when we're going
live. All of these live shows of no agenda stream,
when they're going live, they send out a special pod
ping and you get a notification in your app, just
like any other notifications. Hey, no agenda is live. You
tap on that. You're listening to show live. Even better,
perhaps. After we publish the show, within 90 seconds, we're
updated on your app, unlike the legacy apps. Yeah, that's
the interesting part to me. Yeah, because some can take
15 minutes, a half hour, an hour. Now, there's this
one app that a lot of people use, Overcast, which
is not... Marco is an interesting guy. He only makes
apps for Apple. And he hates me. Bye-bye. Because he
is very, if you want to talk about woke, the
guy is super woke. I mean, over the hill woke.
Over the top. Is he non-binary? He could be. I
don't know. Probably. But he never liked the idea of,
you know, when we started podcastindex.org, we said... Let me
see. Actually, I should tell you exactly what we said.
What did we put on the website? We put... Hold
on. We had a statement. Here it is. The Podcast
Index is here to preserve, protect, and extend the open,
independent podcast ecosystem. And... At one point we had in
there... freedom of speech. I don't see that on there
anymore. We had that. The whole thing was started because
podcasts were being deplatformed. That's why we started. That's why
Dave Jones and I started it. And he didn't like
that. Oh, your free speech, huh? That's the freeze peach
people. Yes, he's one of the free speech people. Did
the no agenda social, which we both had to bail
out from. Yeah. Ah. I can't remember what the big
deal was. They always used to use the term freeze
speech. So he always has to do things differently. So
instead of, so one of the, we developed a couple
of things with the, with podcast index and with. podcasting
2.0 we developed the chapters and transcripts and with this
25 other ones So. We make transcripts of our show
and we put that in the RSS feed and then
the modern podcast apps pick that up. If you don't
have... transcripts and almost every podcast host now delivers transcripts
along with, you know, your, your files. what Apple started
doing is Apple started making transcripts for podcasts that didn't
have transcripts, which is, you know, okay, that's Apple. They
want to do that. The idea is if I have
my own transcript. my own, then you should take my
transcript. You shouldn't be using your transcript. Would you agree?
Right. Exactly. There's nothing that makes nothing but sense. So
do you think that once Overcast, Marco's app started to
do transcripts, do you think that he would use our
transcript? I'm guessing no. No. And so here's how. The
transcript showed up for our previous show. As the jingle
played... The jingle being... buzzkill in the morning How do
you think that showed now on It shows up fine
in our transcript. How does it show up in the
Overcast transcript? I'm sure it's very poor. Craig Bond and
Boss Kill. What? Yes, exactly. Craig, as in Craig. You're
Craig? Craig Bond. And Bond, you're Craig Bond. Yes, and
you're Boss. kill b-o-s boss kill b-o-s-k-i-l-l yeah use our
transcript marco He's not even listening to this show. No
doubt. Anyway, that's why you want a modern podcast app
that doesn't suck. And we don't have ads. We don't
have ads. I think the Overcast app has ads. The
ads, unless you pay for it. See, you don't get
ads if you don't pay for us. If you don't
pay for us, then that's your own conscience you have
to deal with. All we ask for is value in
exchange for the value we deliver. Now, if you got
no value from it, fine. Why are you listening? If
you did get value. then you should probably consider at
some point sending that value back to the show. It's
a very simple system. We've been living by it for
over 18 years. It's called value for value. Now, you
can deliver that value to us in time, talent, or
treasure. It's kind of, again, a very simple, simple idea.
And... Value comes in many different ways when it comes
to time and talent. Many people will organize meetups. Also
known as, what are they, teen, what is the term?
Teen Takeover. Teen Takeover. No Agenda Takeover. No agenda takeover.
So you can do that. You can help us out
with boots on the ground. Always very helpful, boots on
the ground. And man, lots of people sending Kratom boots
on the ground. Various, various types of feedback. Most of
them saying, I've been chewing those leaves forever. I feel
great. And so I'm like, well, my mom is losing.
but she may be on the synthetic stuff, okay? But
it's all appreciated. We take it all into account. Oh,
one other boots on the ground. I got a boots
on the ground back from our lobbyist about the flavored
vapes. And the CDC guy quitting. Okay. And she tapped
her network in D.C. And indeed. Trump forcing him to
approve the flavored vapes was the reason he quit. That
was the last straw. which seems like an odd hill
to die on. Yeah, I'd say it is an odd
hill to die on. I think he wanted to quit
anyway. I think so too. So we always want to
have a nice piece of art representing the show for
our album art, another thing that we've been using for
a long time. Pretty much from almost the beginning of
the show, ever since the first art generator showed up.
Sir Paul Couture doing that, another great example of value
for value. Actually, it was Couture, no, it was Randy
and the... There was also another guy, Randy. I can't
remember his last name. We lost him. He's overboard. He's
dead. Maybe he's dead. Randy. I can't remember. There was
an original art generator, which is missing. And then it
kind of just... faded and Paul Couture took over and
did a whole new one and now is the king
of the art generator. He is the king. But the
original one still had some pieces that are lost to
time. Oh, no. And then remember drop.io? Yeah, I remember
drop.io. Do you remember? I was... publishing show notes and
art and everything on drop.io. And that was the big
lesson about Silicon Valley. We woke up one morning and,
oh, we've shut it down. We've sold to, I think
it was maybe Facebook. And then all of a sudden
you can't use it. It was gone. All of our
content was gone. That's when we started hosting things ourselves.
Lots of producers have stepped up for that. Anyway, the
artwork, we wanted something very traditional. We typically do that
on days of importance, like Memorial Day. Blue Acorn understood
it perfectly and did this dynamite piece with just an
eagle with his feathers, all like, just very energetic piece.
Like, yeah, don't mess with America. Memorial Day. It was
a beautiful piece, Blue Acorn, and we unanimously decided that's
the one we want. Now, a lot of people took
this to a very strange level because, hey, I can
prompt, why not? And, you know, it's not appropriate to
have thanked the fallen for their courage. No. Ryan M.
Scott? No, that was odd. Very strange. We had Memorial
Day alien combination. No, we're looking for Mother's Day, Christmas,
Easter, Veterans Day, Memorial Day. We're looking for something traditional.
And we got it from Blue Acorn. um We also
learned that, I think, didn't we get an email from
Nesworks? The previous art that we selected was very- Yes,
Ness works in an elaborate email explaining how he uses
Photoshop. Yeah! which we suspected. Yes, that was the flamingo
with the drones. Yeah. Yeah, and how he did it.
And so it was Photoshop. It was good. We love
seeing, and we just chose it because it was a
good piece that proves that it doesn't all have to
be slopped to get chosen. Noagendaartgenerator.com. That is how you
support us with your photographic. and prompting talent, and we
appreciate that. We also thank all of our... Donors, of
course, they're all producers, every single one of you. $50
and above. We will thank everybody under $50 for reasons
of anonymity. And we have a special kudos for people
who are able to. support us with $200 or more.
Not only will we guaranteed read your note, but we
also give you an official Hollywood title, which is the
real deal. You can go to imdb.com. You see thousands
of no agenda producers in there. Some of them are
actual Hollywood big name producers. You get an associate executive
producer credit, $300 or more, an executive producer credit. And
while they last. we have the Red Knight Order of
the Heart still available. We only made 50 of them
available. This is in honor of John still living and
still being with us, which we're very happy about. Not
only will you get your knight ring if you don't
have one already, but you will get a very handsome
red knight pin, and you will be admired by many
at your team takeover, Noah Gennomito. And we start with
$1,002. from Sir Switcheroo, Black Baron of the I-4 Corridor,
Commodore, and he's in Orlando, Florida. And I very much
appreciate it. And he says, ITM, John and Adam, this
order of the heart contributions. signifies my love for you
guys, no homo. John. You have become too agreeable. This
is understandable given what just happened to you. I'm getting
a lot of this feedback from people. I'm apparently becoming
too agreeable. And I'm being, uh... pushed around by you
specifically. Well, who else should push you around? You're like,
you're like becoming a bully. An egregious bully? Mm-hmm. And
I'm supposed to, and I've taken too much of it.
I'm putting up with too much of your means. bullying.
I wish I could come up with a synonym for
bully, but I can't. Let's read the note and see
what he actually says, because your explanation seems a little
over the top. John, you have become too agreeable. This
is understandable given what just happened. happened to you and
I'm not talking about your heart surgery. You can't hide
behind that. You experience an immense outpouring of love after
your absence. This is a well-deserved blessing that must have
moved you. However, for the sake of the show, please
lean into your buzzkill vibe to keep Adam sharp. And
the show's spicy. Adam tried to be nicer to John.
You guys are the best. No jingles, no... Well, you
know... Uh, I can't. John annoys me, uh, often. Uh,
so, I- Never. I- What? What? No, it's not true.
You are not in my head. I'm just saying. I'm
taking a note at face value. So try to be,
I will try to be nicer. I guess an example
of that would be me complaining about you bringing dumb
women clips onto the show. I love the dumb women.
Was I not nice? I'm just trying to keep people
listening to the show is what I'm trying to do.
I'm trying to help the show. And we should mention
something as an aside. I don't want to change the
subject. should have been brought up earlier in the show.
We now have an official No Agenda Podcast Insta account.
Insta? No agenda podcast. It's Adam and John are the
proprietors. I'm not. We need a thousand, a couple thousand
people. Subscribe to this thing so it's a no agenda
podcast, all one word. Instagram. Uh... So I've been kicked
off Instagram. What? Yeah. My account, which I only use
to check in on my daughter and, you know. like
post a picture on her birthday, Adam C. 1999. um
I was told when I went to log in, Bill,
you need to log in from a device that has
had the app used with Instagram before. Well, I've never
used the Instagram app. So, okay, I install the Instagram
app, log in, it says no. No! But I mean,
it'll send an email to my email address and say,
yeah, you can't reset your password or even log in
until. You prove that you are Adam by logging in
in the app. on a device that has been used
for Instagram before. So I'm in a hole. I can't
get out. I can't get in. I can't even see
our own Instagram account. Well, you're there. I just searched
you, Adam. I'm there, but I can't log into my
account. So whenever someone sends me an Instagram... link I
can click on it says install the app or continue
on the web I continue on the web and then
seven times out of ten I can see it and
then it says log in. I'm stuck. I cannot get
into my Instagram. Well, I'm looking at your posts. Yeah.
I think this is a benefit. to society. And I'm
supposed to be nice to you. I'm just saying. I
don't post. What is the last... There are tons of
posts on here. What's the last post I made? You
got a picture of Christina. Yes, exactly what I just
said. Happy birthday. Well, there's one and there's a picture
of you and there's a picture of a horse. And
then there's a, you don't post that much. No, I
don't ever. I just said that. See, here you go,
annoying me again. Well, I did now. So what difference
does it make whether you post a lot or not?
I can't even see the No Agenda podcast Instagram. Grammy,
you just said we're the proprietors of it. I'm not.
I'm not, I can't even get on Instagram. I'll give
you a password for you can do the no agenda
podcast. I want my own account back so I can
promote the no agenda podcast account. I don't understand why
you can't. This doesn't make any sense. It's never happened
to anybody. Can somebody help him? It happens to lots
of people. These things happen all the time. People get
locked out of Google. It happens all the time. This
is the Silicon Valley model. We don't trust you. I
got locked out of Twitter the other day. Yeah, well,
you got banned. And then it put me on some
old account I started as a joke. And then I
couldn't get out of it. Because you can't log out.
Sir Switcheroo, Black Baron of the I-4 Corridor, Commodore in
Orlando, thank you very much. You will be a red
knight today. We appreciate it. Dame Cece in Greensboro, Georgia.
51974 A belated birthday donation for my beloved brother knight
of the cross threaded wheel stud From Dame Cece. Very
nice. Ian Cummings is in Kingsville, Texas, $450. We appreciate
this. This is a lot of value you're sending back.
Thank you so much. And he says, this is a
donation towards my father, Timothy's knighthood, as he undergoes intensive
chemo for Rick. transformation lymphoma. I don't know what it
is, but it doesn't sound good. Doesn't sound good. He
is 75 and has been hit in remission for leukemia
for years before this bout of cancer hit him. I
plan to get him knighted before he passes, but hopefully
he lives longer. I think we should give him an
F cancer is what I'm going to do. Yeah, definitely.
You've got karma. That sucks. uh louis ruiz in portage
Indiana? Uh... This is he- How come the Texas and
U.S. are reversed on? on these guys it's the same
thing same thing with com what are you talking about
well normally they The second thing is usually the country.
It's like Dame Cece, Greensboro, Georgia, U.S. They're all the
same. No, then I got Kingsville, U.S., Texas. Oh, I
have Kingsville, Texas, U.S. I wonder why mine is backwards.
I'm trying to be nice to you, so I'll say,
I wonder, I wonder, I wonder, how is it possible?
340-375-ITM, John and Adam, thank you for the show. I
look forward to it every Sunday and Thursday. It helps
make me... It helps make the miles go by faster.
Ah, guy in a car. No. I said, John, a
picture. Guy in a truck. truck I said, John, a
picture that should have gone with my first donation. Can
I get a love my truck jingle, please? Four more
years. Do you have the I love my truck thing?
No. I do. That's right. Excellent. I was ready for
it. Jorge Hernandez, Lake Stevens, Washington, is up next. 33333.
This donation goes to my bride-to-be and future Dame Savannah.
She was born at 133. 3 p.m. in Brownwood, Texas.
I believe since she has entered my life, I've been
blessed with all the 33s life has to offer. Let's
have a kick-ass wedding, rat! That's her nickname. This Saturday.
No joke! Is he proposing? He don't get it either.
Please pray for excellent weather to... ease my future mother-in-law's
worries. Jingles, karma for the both of us. And Joe
Biden's, I'm going to give you the whole load today.
Thank you very much, says Jorge. I'm going to give
you the whole load. All right, it'll be good. You've
got karma. Praying for good weather, my friend. Praying for
good weather for you. Dennis Cato in Tampa. Uh, 333.33.
ITM, John and Adam. We're happy to continue to support
the best podcast in the universe. And a big thank
you to all the listeners who have given ManukaGold.com. a
try over the past month. You've made the pain relief
gel our new best-selling and most record reordered product That's
Adam who did that. Well, yeah, I have another testimonial,
but finish this first. Exclusive only for No Agenda listeners.
Don't forget to enter the code ADAM20 for 20% off
your purchase. Thank you, Dennis Cato in Tampa, Florida. from
my iPhone. I want my code to be 1ADAM12. That
should be my new code. So we were coming back
from Nashville. And have you ever had this on the
plane where all of a sudden you just get this
neck pain on one side that goes from the top
of your head almost down your neck? down to your
shoulder and no matter what you do you can't fix
it You stretch, you move, you try to reposition. Have
you ever had that? I probably, but I don't, I
can't recall. Not in a plane necessarily. I was miserable.
We're in the car. We had to drive back from
Austin. So I was just miserable. I come home, I'm
like... I'm getting, I put the Manuka Gold Relief Gel
on it. I don't know what, it doesn't work the
same way for Tina. It worked a little bit for
her, but man, I tell you, within... five minutes that
was gone i don't know what this stuff is well
i do it's honey But that and the burn cream
are now in my kit forever. I'm never leaving home
without it. We need a smaller vessel. a smaller thing
that I can take with us. The container's too big.
I'm doing product development here. I guess. Thank you, Dennis.
Lisa Perez, St. Gabriel, Louisiana, 25794, our first associate executive
producer. I love your show. Thanks for calling it like
it is. My husband, who's already a knight, are physicians
and love hearing your medical interpretations. I don't know if
that's a good thing. We are available to help anytime,
by the way. The way this works is you just
send an email to adam.currie.com. No one can spell Dvorak
anyway. And when we mess up, let me know. Or
if you think there's something that you can add to
it, we love that type of value as well. Thank
you. Austin, your favorite? Cool guy. Sorry. I found my
bio from the screen and I thought it said foot.
Roseville, California. Uh, $250. Uh... pool guy said at the
end it says stay chlorinated i just found that funny
good morning gentlemen or good morrow Thank you for your
courage and all you do to help everyone's sanity. John,
glad you're well. And if I don't take care of
myself, I'll end up in the same boat. My grandpa
had a five-way bypass. That's the big one. Letterman had
five-way. That's a biggie. Letterman had five waiting. He was
back to work. Yes, you've mentioned this several times. Yeah,
I know. It's galling. And you're still living with your
kid. Why? It's because they're re... The house is being
remodeled. Are you getting one of those chairs that you
sit in to take you up the stairs? Oh yeah,
sure. Those are cool. I can jog up the stairs
now. It's not a big deal. Oh, okay. Then you
can do help with the remodeling. Oh, please. My grandpa
had a five-way bypass. My dad had a three-way bypass
at 45. That's... See, the difference is I... That's nothing.
The main difference is that I'm on Medicare. Yeah, how
much, did you ever get the bill for that thing?
Yeah, we'll talk about the bill in the future. Okay.
Because I have more anecdotes. So I'm probably looking at
a one-way bypass in my future, not necessarily. Magnesium, my
friend, magnesium. My dad jokes around and calls the scar
on the chest our family crest. It's called a zipper
scar. Shout out to my beautiful and talented daughter, Marley.
Today is her high school graduation. So crazy being a
dad, but I wouldn't change it for anything. Kids really
do change your life. baby making karma for all the
younger no agenda listeners we need more children yes none
for me though the wife has a bun in the
oven due in august and i'm praying it's a son
because there's no there's way too much estrogen in my
house even the dog is a girl oh no i
need someone to relate too thank you guys again stay
chlorinated austin your favorite pool guy You've got All right.
Thank you. Austin, Sir Dixpert. Parts unknown, apparently. Two, four,
five, six. 368. Hmm. My truck hit 33,333 miles on
the way to the cabin over Memorial Day weekend. I
didn't need a sign more obvious than that. 233 plus
33 and the fees. That's bussin'. No jingles, no karma.
Thank you for your courage, Sir Dixpert. Thank you, Sir
Dixpert. Appreciate that. Bussin'. Bussin'. Eli the Coffee Guy in
Bensonville, Illinois, 20528. JCD, thanks for the tip of the
day. Picked up some body. Okay, I got to mention
the tip of the day, which was the body. And
I want to tell the people over at the Dojendafan,
and I'm going to mention this again at tip of
the day moment because a lot of people won't listen
to this segment. It's the badia, no added salt version,
not the regular badia. I got note after note, "I've
got to look at this thing, it's filled with salt,
what are you trying to kill me?" It's the no
added salt badia. Noted. Please make changes as necessary. Picked
up some body. And by the way, the other stuff
is good too, but if you don't care. I grilled
up some pork chops over Memorial Day. You may be...
off the salt but happy to hear you're back on
the coffee Care Pack. Yes, I have a cup of
coffee now and again. Care package are on the way,
gentlemen. For everyone else out in Gitmo Nation, visit gigawattcoffeeroasters.com
and use the code ITM20 for 20% off your order.
Stay caffeinated. says Eli the Coffee Guy. And coming in
hot! With $200, as she always does, she's in Castle
Rock, Colorado. Her name is Linda Lou Patkin, and she
wants jobs, Karma, because she says, your resume has about
10 seconds to make an impression, and most don't. For
a resume that gets results, Go to imagemakersinc.com. Linda helps
professionals and executives turn their experience into a clear story
of leadership, results, and impact. That's Image Makers, Inc. with
a K. And Linda Liu, Duchess of Jobs and writer
of winning resumes. Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs. Good job!
And it's gone. As always, I want to thank these
executive and associate executive producers for their very valuable contributions
to the NO Agenda show. As always, these are Hollywood
credits that work anywhere Hollywood credits are recognized, and that's
a lot of places, including IMDb.com. And for that very
reason, we say thank you for your courage, execs and
associate execs. Our formula is this. We hit people in
the mouth. This thing $50 and above, never under 50
for reasons of anonymity. And Anonymous actually comes in with
$199.99, just shy of the Associate Executive Producership for Reasons
Unknown from Monroe Township in New Jersey. MK Ultramark is
in Parlin, New Jersey. with 133.30. Thank you, Sir Roland
Lincoln, Nebraska with 133. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 from
Dame Monica in Greenville, Indiana. And she needs house-selling karma.
We'll give that to you at the end. Douglas Murray,
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with his boob donation 80.08 80.08 in concord north carolina
he is the archduke of luna love of america and
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Surprise of astonishment. is in Yukon, Oklahoma, $54.44. Now we
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you. And Bobby Bow in Bluegrass, Iowa, $50. Thank you
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Show. We will not go below 50, but we see
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We see you 1111s. What is the lowest number we
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got a couple people with one dollar and you know
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no agenda donations.com for those who need the karma here
it is you've got karma no agenda donations.com now before
i continue we have a Good note for Sir Vincent
James. I think he had a red heart donation. Am
I correct? Uh, maybe. I think so. Uh, celebration of
John. My father had, yeah, so this is a make
good. My father had the surgery and lived a vibrant
life afterwards. Sounds like he's not with us anymore. I'm
sure John will be renewed with strength and his famous
fighting spirit soon. Well, apparently he's gone. He's gone weak.
I've gone soft. Also, I'm wishing both of you and
all of Gitmo Nation a very happy Memorial Day week
as we move forward to celebrate our 250th year of
the Declaration of Independence. I pray the celebration reignites our
patriotism that is badly needed for our country. Yes, go
and see young Washington. That'll get your spark going. This
donation moves me to the level of Earl. I would
like to be known as Sir Vincent, Earl of the
Rocket City, protector of the GCC. That's the Gulf Coast
Counties, Countries, I think it should be. Take care and
God bless Sir Vincent. Okay, we've got that noted. Title
change is on deck. And I also would like to
give a shout out to No Agenda Shop. They have
this, you know, they've had, they're very busy. They're trying
to keep their heads above water. The No Agenda Shop
has been with us for a long, long time. And
they have the No Agenda Shop sticker club. And I
received, they put me on the sticker club. I received
the stickers. They're really cool. And we've been a big
proponent of stickers. I don't think toll booths work anymore
because now we have the E-ZPass and so you can
just kind of blow through them. There's still a few
toll booths here and there. Yeah, but you can put
these stickers anywhere. I know you can't. Put them on
cop cars, all kinds of great places. Put them on
your laptop. People love the stickers on their laptops. I
advise against putting them on a cop car that's not
a good idea what am i thinking uh but thank
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all for supporting no agenda noagendadonations.com that is where you
can go to support us anytime any amount whatever you
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And again, any amount, any frequency. ♪ Last name ♪
Oh no! For the past couple of weeks, we've had
almost no birthdays. It's the oddest thing. Remember to send
a note to notes at noagendashow.net if you want to
be on the birthday list. And Dame Cece wishes her
beloved brother, Knight of the Cross-Threaded Wheel, Stud, a very
happy birthday. And that's the only one we have on
the list. So we say happy birthday from everybody here
at the best podcast in the universe. It's your birthday,
yeah. Title changes. The Slay the Slay Changes Yes indeed,
that is the title change we just discussed. Sir Vincent
now becomes Sir Vincent Earl of the Rocket City, protector
of the GCC. Now it says Gulf Coast Counties, but
I don't know if it should be counties or countries,
but it says counties twice, so I'm going to take
that. that is what it is otherwise we'll do another
make good no problem congratulations thanks to your an additional
$1,000 in aggregate aggregate of supporting the no agenda show
which is the best podcast in the universe This and
glad to welcome Sir Switcheroo as a Red Knight in
the Order of the Heart. Sir Switcheroo, of course, is
the Black Baron of the I-4 Corridor and he is
a and now also a Red Knight congratulations to you
sir Miss Instead go do a no agenda meetup. It's
much safer. You won't get arrested. And it's a lot
of fun because you meet people and children from other
lands, from all over. You have one thing in common,
the best podcasts in the universe. Knights, dames, earls, viscounts,
barons, you'll see them all there. And just plain old
douchebags. They show up as well and welcome them with
open arms. Noagendameetups.com is where you can find all of
them listed. And here is a meter per port. We've
been waiting for this one. From the Squim Washington... Too
many eggs, meetup. Hey everybody, this is, uh, welcome you
to the No Agenda meetup in Squim. The madness here.
Uh, just want to pass the phone around. Wish everyone
a great day. Here we go. Hey, this is Miguel
at madfarmer.life and I am the Duke of douchebaggery. Good
to be here, bro. Hello everybody, this is Chris from
the Madness in Squim report. I'm waiting for my TooManyEggs.com
book to be signed by Mimi. Total chaos here, giving
out a 15% discount on heat pumps. There's no better
way to show you love the planet than buying a
Douglas E. from Tuttle Electric. In the morning, Dame Laura
of the Golden Mean, just want to give a shout
out to Leo Bravo and the Flight of the No
Agenda gang down in Los Angeles. See, I really am
from Washington. Hi, this is Sarah. Do it for your
big mama, do it for your pop pop. WTC7 won't
go away. Hey, this is Dame Jen from Idaho, hanging
out here in Squim, enjoying the local community and getting
to know everybody. It's awesome. Todd, wanting to hear more
of Mimi on the No Agenda. I think that's it,
and I'll wrap it up for the day. Glad everyone
was here. It was a good tour. now. Appreciate everyone.
Thank you. Now this was a fun meetup report. They
sent me an Ikea package, in essence. of four different
recordings and there was an opening and I had to,
I mean, I spent probably 11, 12 minutes editing all
of that together, but it was worth it. I tell
you, it was nice to hear Mimi in there, who
still can't find you, apparently. This is just one of
the many meetups. There is one taking place this Saturday,
the tiny amygdala of Anchorage Unite, actually, to celebrate somewhere
at 2 o'clock, that'll be Alaska time, at the Campbell
Park Airstrip Trailhead in Anchorage. There's a lot of people
in Anchorage and a lot of people in that area.
Looking forward to a meetup report from your No Agenda
meetup in the month of June, which is coming up.
The 4th, Raleigh, North Carolina. The 6th is the big
one in Ukraine, Bilatserskaya, Kiev, Oblast. Boise, Idaho on the
13th. Franklin, Tennessee on the 13th. Indianapolis, Indiana on the
14th. North Carolina on the 18th, Rotterdam on the 26th,
and then we're already into July, August, I see September,
October. Things are being planned ahead, people. You should plan
accordingly. Go to noagendameetups.com. Find one that is near you.
And you know what's cool? If you can't find one,
there's no fee. There's no TEDx. You don't have to
go through a committee. You just put it in like,
hey, we're going to be at this bar. We're going
to hang out. And it'll be announced here on the
show. And if you send in a meetup report, I'd
be happy to play it. We play almost every single
one of them. Go to noagentameetups.com. Always easy and always
a party. Thanks for watching! Still to come, John's tip
of the day. They've been good lately. See, I'm being
nice. They've been very, they've been so good. are there
just so fantastic. You're the best. Is it working? Yeah.
Okay. keep it up. Also, end of show mixes, we've
got some dynamite ones today, including the entire President Trump
reflecting pool. now in song interestingly before that though we
have a couple of isos i brought two today. John
has two. It's an ISO off. This is what we
play at the very end of the show. I will
go first. This is incredible. Okay. I'll play my second
one. This is so good. Okay, that's what I have.
Okay, well I went with celebrities again. Okay. All right.
Let's start with Jordan Peterson. Young men should get their
act together and all listen to the No Agenda podcast.
A little long, but... Sounds very close. Very close. It's
close. It's not great. Not great, no. And then we
have... This is Morgan Freeman. I just love these two
guys and this podcast. He doesn't say no agenda. Could
have been any podcast. This will be stolen by other
podcasters and be like, Hey, look what Morgan Freeman said
about our podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's really good. Just
love. these two guys and this podcast. And there's some
kind of weird edit in there. No, I think Peterson
No, no, that was him. That was part of the
voice. Well, it's no good. It's no good. We're going
to use Peterson. Peterson is good. I like Peterson. He's
long, but it's good. We'll use him, but we will
use him after we do John C. Dvorak's tip of
the day. ♪ It's for you and me ♪ Just
the tip with JCB And sometimes, Adam. Okay, first of
all, for the people that are documenting these tips, the
last tip was not mentioned that the badia that I'm
talking about has no salt, there's no added salt. salt
is a special version. You just said that. I know,
I'm repeating it because people don't listen to the donation
segment. Oh, they just tune in for the tip of
the day? They don't listen to this either, but it's
beside the point. I'm making it clear. And so please
make that correct. There's another correction involving that tip. is
that you can't get it in a big giant bottle.
It's only a small pack. Tiny pack. Tiny pack. All
right. No, that's good. I'm excited. I have ordered. I'm
excited to try it. It's a correction. Okay. So today's
tip of the day. is now I'm looking at these.
I'm thinking what we paid is too much. But I'm
not sure what the cost was on these. because there's
a million different versions of this product. And you're going
to have to try different ones to see which ones
you like. But I'm telling you, the best snack I've
run into in the last decade. Freeze dried blueberries. Huh.
These things are unbelievable. They taste like they have the
quality of corn pops. So they're just crunchier than they're
just crunchy. And you just can't eat enough of them.
In fact, the bag that I got from Trader Joe's,
and you can get these at Trader Joe's, and Trader
Joe's is in 43 of the 52 states. Mm-hmm. so
you can go get him there. You can cross the
state line to get him, son. and so uh trader
joe's has them but they also if you go to
amazon there's about 30 vendors of these things and there's
all different kinds of freeze dried fruit. What is the
sugar content per serving? It's pretty low. Really? Blueberries don't
have a lot of sugar anyway. They're a good source
of protein. It's a good source of a lot of
things and they're very low in sodium and low in
potassium. They're outstanding products. antioxidant value yes high antioxidant but
you just but the one pack turns out to be
one serving and you had quite a few of them
in here but you end up you can't stop eating
them they're worse than olives oh olives oh man olives
i hear you oh man I hear you, man. Have
you ever had the Louisiana pickles? Louisiana pickles? I don't
know what that is. What is special about them? Oh,
now this is a producer and he does... You haven't
gotten those Louisiana pickles? No one sent me anything. Oh,
okay. I'll have him send some to you. Yeah, since
it's sweet Swedish. Oh, it's great Okay. Anyway, back to
your blueberries. Anyway, so freeze-dried blueberries. Check it out. Freeze?
Is this the kind that, uh... that tries to run
down the hotel hallway? Huh? No, you don't remember. Oh,
the blueberry that was in the hall. Yes, there it
is. dried blueberries everybody find out more tip of the
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