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This guy's out of control. He's insane. Adam Curry. John
C. DeVore. It's Sunday, June 21st, 2026. This is your
award-winning Gibbon Nation media assassination episode 1879. This is no
agenda. and broadcasting live from the heart of the Texas
Hill At number six in the morning everybody, I'm Adam
Curry. And from Northern Silicon Valley, we're wishing everybody a
happy Father's Day, at least in the United States. I'm
John C. Dvorak. Vaught and Bosgill in the morning. I
think it's Father's Day everywhere, isn't it? Not that I
know of. It's Father's Day in Holland. Is it? Yeah.
Is it in Canada? Canada never has anything the same
day. No, I think it's only Mother's Day that is
different in different countries for some reason. Thanksgiving is totally
different. Well, yeah, because, you know, we have our own
thing. but it's like that in the first, I believe.
- Yeah, yes, but I think Father's Day is the
same everywhere. Pretty sure. Pretty sure, pretty sure. Well, that's
the robot. Let's get off to a rousing start. Okay.
All right. Book of Knowledge. Is Father's Day celebrated on
the same day around the world? All right. We're off
to a start with the book of knowledge with a
question that cannot stump him. According to the book of
knowledge, Father's Day is not on the same day in
every country. The third Sunday of June, today June 21st,
is observed in some 86 countries. countries from the United
States and the UK to India, Japan and Mexico. But
Catholic Europe honors fathers on March 19th. The Feast of
St. Joseph. The Southern Hemisphere waits until spring. Germany ties
the day to Ascension. No. No, no, no. Ta-da! Are
you right? When you're right, you're right. Okay, well, happy
Father's Day, except for you Germans. Except for you Germans
who don't care. You don't care about your dads. The
fatherland of all places. What is Catholic Europe, anyway? I'm
not so sure I know where Catholic Europe is. I
think it means all the countries that are... for the
pagans in Switzerland. Oh, okay. Oh, and the Lutherans in
Holland. I don't know if there's a lot of Lutherans
in Holland. Are you kidding? There's nothing left in Holland.
All the churches are Airbnbs and WeWork. Now there's not
much going on in that regard. Anyway, a little bit
of sports ball to kick it off, everybody. Go Dutch!
Go orange! 5-1 against Sweden. I got to tell you,
I got the World Cup fever. Got the fever. Did
you watch the game? Yes, I watched. Did you watch
the whole game? The whole game. I did. Wow. Yeah,
did you know their song? Everyone loves their song. The
Dutch song. What is it? Let's go Dutch. The roof
is coming off. Get ready for the chorus, John. Here
we go! Here we go, from side to side. ♪
Do the left ♪ the left The Dutch can't help
it. They are just a hoompapa country. Well, they got
that from the Germans. Yeah, of course. They are Dutch.
blood it's even in their in their national anthem am
i of german blood That's in the, and they are.
Of course they are. So are the English. Everyone's from
German blood. But somehow the Dutch celebrate Father's Day on
the regular normal day as 86 countries. Yeah, because it's
not Catholic. Exactly. Oh, man. So I got all the
morning shows. I believe you have some analysis clips of
the Iran deal. That deal falling apart once again, as
predicted on this show. Let's start with... Now is this
SS all the way? Or is it just the... I'm
sorry, S-F all the way? S-S. S-S, you know. S-S.
Oh yeah, it's your buddy. I'm Scott. Yeah. You spotted
it. All right. But there's one here that says Iran
fail NNPR. Is that the first one? The one? Okay.
If we're going to play these, then we start with
the overall one, which is the no. No, the no.
It's the no. Iran failed. Lean on as NPR. The
preliminary agreement President Trump signed Wednesday was Iran. Wait, what?
What? You're playing a Ron Fale, Lennon as NPR? Yes.
Iran fail, Len on SS and PR. Okay. Is that
incorrect? Welp. Well, you have this one. You have this
one. Iran's military said today it closed. That's it. Okay,
that was the one I wanted to play. Oh, I'm
sorry. That's Iran fail, right? The reason I want to
play that first is because it's an overview. Okay, you
need to work on the label. No, it's my fault.
Iran's military said today it will close the Strait of
Hormuz again because of Israel's continued attacks on Hezbollah in
Lebanon. NPR's Jaina Raaf has more. Iran is now saying
that it was Washington's job to ensure Israel adhered to
that ceasefire. fire and it calls it a violation of
the understanding that fighting is still going on they say
that violation those ceasefire violations call the entire agreement between
the u.s and iran including the opening of the strait
of hormuz into question that's after israeli attack mostly southern
Lebanon where Israeli forces have invaded and they're trying to
take more territory. Hezbollah is fighting back there, so not
much of a ceasefire. Pakistani officials who've been mediating the
talks between U.S. and Iran on ending the war, along
with Kotter, say the negotiations will resume tomorrow in Switzerland.
This is quite annoying, what Israel is doing. And it's
kind of unclear. I mean, there's no, I couldn't find
any real reporting on what's going on between Israel. Is
it, is Lebanon still lobbing bombs in? I mean, all
I hear is, oh, they're trying to. capture more territory
is that true i don't get this very little analysis
other than Hey, they're screwing up the deal. That's what
it's, I'm not going to argue that, but there was
some analysis in these clips. which we'll play, which is
that we'll start with the analysis SSNPR, which is Israel.
Penal. dialysis. So we're leaving Leonon SS? Well, we can
play that first if you want, because that's pre-analysis. And
I presume Leonon is Lebanon. I'm just guessing. Yeah, no,
that should be played last. That's what it means. Thank
you. You're better at this than I am. All right,
here we go. Israel, who went to war with Iran
alongside the U.S., has been highly critical of the framework
for a potential deal between Iran and the U.S. This
has not been received well in the White House, where
President Trump and Vice President J.D. Vance used uncharacteristically tough
language this week. against the U.S. ally. And here's Ron
Elvin joins us. Ron, thanks for being with us. Good
to be with you, Scott. President Trump used what I'll
call choice words. Who is that guy? Good to be
with you, Scott. It's wonderful to be here. You know,
okay, so I looked into this guy. Yeah, because he's
got a... He's got points. Because he's always on and
he's the final... arbiter he's the last word he did
bring bring him on so i looked him up he's
a graduate of of uh i think it's chicago but
he's stanford and cal berkeley yeah uh he's got he's
he's he's a teaches at a lot of the spook
schools yeah and but he doesn't seem to be a
spook but maybe he is. Good to be with you,
Scott. But his background is good enough that I think
he can do this job and he's not like a
phony. Okay, well, one thing's for sure. You've got some
pipes on him. Thanks for being with us. Thank you,
Scott. Good to be with you, Scott. President Trump used
some what I'll call choice words. in an interview this
week. Choice words. Why don't you just use the words?
Whenever he says shithole country, you have no problem saying
it. Why don't you just use the words, Scott? Talking
about Prime Minister Netanyahu's decision to launch... Oh, stop a
second. I was thinking about this. So there's a concern,
of course, that the FCC is going to crack down.
on cussing on the air, right? Is there? So what
if you play a clip of Trump, the president of
the United States, cussing up a storm? the choice words
in this case, you just use that clip, what would
the FCC do? Would they bust you? Or would they
bust the president? Or what would happen? Well, if... If
this was over the air and not a podcast, and
if they really were enforcing that, which to my knowledge,
they've never enforced the seven dirty words ever. They moan
about it. Yeah, they moan about it. But you remember
that every news outlet was going, shithole country, and this
and that, and drop an F. bombs sometimes well that's
cable so i haven't heard any cable doesn't count but
when we were on mtv Um, And somehow the FCC,
they were afraid of the FCC, although I don't think
the FCC don't regulate cable, do they? They don't. It
was the cable operators who put the fear of God
into everybody.
Oh, you better not do anything nasty before 10 p.m.
But if it was in the clip, like in a
video clip, MTV would get in trouble, not Madonna or
whoever. So, yeah, of course it would be the broadcaster.
Yeah, but it's the President of the United States. Yeah,
so you're saying that's newsworthy. No, I said, I don't,
it's not trustworthy or not. Doesn't the president trump the
FCC? I don't know. This is a question I have
not pondered, and I think we don't need to do
it here either. Okay, we're done. President Trump used some
what I'll call choice words in an interview this week
talking about Prime Minister Netanyahu's to launch strikes on Beirut.
right before the MOU was agreed to. Words we cannot
play on the air. Let's just say that he questioned
the Israeli prime minister's judgment. Then-Vice President J.D. Vance was
asked during an interview with The New York Times whether
he thought Israel has incentives for the agreement not to
go through. And this is what the vice president posed
to Israeli critics. What is your exact proposal? And, you
know, you're a country of nine million people. You can't
just kill your way out of solving every single national
security problem that you have. I mean, how come these
guys aren't dead yet? Why is Mossad not a... assassinated
them. Doesn't everybody know that Israel controls these guys? Controls
all of Congress? What is happening here? I'm freaking out.
Why this kind of rhetoric? There's so much at stake
here, Scott. There's the fragile ceasefire that may or may
not be holding for the moment, as we just heard
from Jane and Raph. Then there's the fate. of the
MOU between the U.S. and Iran. There's at least a
short-term chance for peace in the region, and then there's
the future of the relationship between the U.S. and Israel
that's been so important to both for almost 80 years.
So, two months ago, the current war began with coordinated
attacks by the U.S. and Israel on Iran, and it's...
ally Hezbollah in Lebanon. Now the Trump administration wants to
dial back, make a deal, or at least start to
make one so the world oil market can recover and
stop endangering the U.S. economy and the world economy. But
Israel still sees itself fighting a threat at its doorstep
from Hezbollah. Uh, so I- I had a brief conversation
with Sir Brian of London. He's in Tel Aviv. And
he's like, you guys don't understand. It says four of
our soldiers got killed by Hezbollah. So we got to
strike back. I'm like, well, I don't know who started.
Did they fire first? I mean, again, there's just so
little analysis of what's really going on there. But the
president does not seem to be happy, nor the vice
president, with this. No, because they're ruining the deal. Yeah,
they want to get the straits open to keep the
economy, world economy. We can handle no oil. We can
make it ourselves, but... It's a bad look. It's a
bad look. You can't be a laggard. It's a bad
look. If the world economy has issues, we have issues.
Things are interconnected. Yeah, it's a bad look, too. It's
like we got a deal. It's a bad look. It's
a bad look. Come on, Netanyahu. It's a bad look.
Netanyahu's got to go. This guy's been in too long.
Well, it's not just him. We got... members of his
own cabinet saying, this is a bad deal. And from
what I hear from my friends' boots on the ground,
they're like, no, no, no, this is about us. Hmm.
What do you mean it's about us? About Israel, like
we're being, our soldiers are being killed, my son's going
to war. It has to fight against Hezbollah. We have
to fight back. That's the messages I'm hearing. Yeah, but
aren't the soldiers that were killed, the Israeli soldiers, weren't
they killed in Lebanon? This is what I don't know.
We have no clue. Where's the boots on the ground
from the news media? The news media. stinks. When the
agreement to extend the ceasefire and open the Strait of
Hormuz was announced, President Trump hailed it as a success.
But it is being questioned by many critics at home,
most notably some members of his own party. What can
you tell us? Conservative hardline Republicans are saying that this
deal seems, if it is a deal, seems to... squander
the military's successes of the past two months in exchange
for little or nothing beyond a return to where things
stood in February when ships were flowing through the Strait
of Hormuz. As for nuclear weapons, Iran is apparently only
required to say they won't develop them, ever. and to
have more negotiations on the subject. And in exchange, the
U.S. is offered to lift sanctions on Iran and make
available some of Iran's financial assets that have been frozen,
and even set up a fund to rebuild what Iran
lost in the recent fighting. So some of these Republicans
who object have been doubters for a while. Others, hey,
might have been political, let's say, rivals. of the president
at one time. Others had political scores to settle with
Trump. But then you have such loyalists as Roger Wicker,
Mississippi chairman of the Senate Armed Services Committee. These people
seem genuinely surprised and distressed at this turn of events.
Wicker, for one, says that the Iranians will use every
penny that they get from this. new arrangement to further
their ultimate goals, which are death to America, death to
Israel. And yet Trump has lumped all these Republican critics
together and dismissed them as, quote, fools. Okay. That was
actually not bad, his analysis there. No. That's pretty good.
And everybody is, you know, piling on. Oh, in terms
of the Republicans. Oh, yeah. Almost everybody. I have some
clips coming up. Almost everybody. Oh, OK. I think this
might I think this will be the we got this.
There's one more analysis clip. And then I think the
Lebanon wrap the negotiations, the announcement of the agreement all
occurred while the president was in France for the G7.
And because the president has so much global responsibility is
under. Unrelenting pressure at all times, a lot of observers
noted. He looked and sounded tired. Wednesday news conference was
especially. Dude, he looked tired. Oh, no, he's 80. He
looked tired. Oh, this is no good. No good. I
look in a lot of those clips and he didn't
look that tired. It didn't look that tired to me
either. Compared to Biden. Well, but I've seen Trump look
tired. He didn't look that tired. Yeah, he gets tired
when you travel overseas and you lose your sleep rhythm
and you've got to sleep on the 7- Well, of
course, he's got a big bed in there, but he's
probably busy. He doesn't get a lot of sleep as
it is. No. It's like, okay. But the insinuation here
from Scott Simon is she's old and she's tired. He
looked and sounded tired. The Wednesday news conference was especially
striking. Trump was rambling, often off topic, lacking his usual
bravado. What, just because he talked about granite? Thank you.
The granite was fantastic. But it was hard not to
notice the contrast with French President Emmanuel Macron, who is,
after all, 32 years younger and hosted the summit with
grace and assurance. Grace and assurance. Boy, pomp and circumstance
has been bumped for grace and assurance. Where did this
come in? That just was galling to hear that. Grace
and... assurance. I'm writing that down. baby. Sounds like two
sisters. You cooked that dinner with grace and assurance. He
was younger and hosted the summit with grace and assurance.
There was a little spat over a picture to be
taken with the Italian Prime Minister, George Maloney. Trump said
she begged him to take a picture with her. She
took strong exception to that. I take exception. Now the
Italian foreign minister has canceled a trip to the U.S.
And then, Scott, at the end of the conference, when
the G7 leaders posed for their usual class picture after
the meeting, Trump stood as a caucus of one, while
the others conferred and engaged with each other. Oh. Okay,
so I was looking for that. He's all alone in
the schoolyard. There was a moment at the end where
everybody kind of, they took a either. It was either
before or after the group shot. They all scattered around
and they were all yakking with each other. And Trump
was not yakking with anybody. So for the moment that,
which was. not unusual for this entire event him to
be wandering around by himself and then engaging with one
person or another just you know Incidentally. I just thought
it was one, it was that commentary was taken from
a photo op showing Trump standing there kind of. It
was a funny picture. I finally tracked it down. But
we've done that with Zelensky, where he's looking like a
little lost schoolboy. Yeah, you can do that with anybody.
Just follow them along enough, and they're going to be
by themselves for the minute. Take a shot. Look at
this poor guy. That's perfect. So I thought that was
inaccurate. an inaccurate description of things or or it was
mean oh oh he's sleepy and he's all alone a
preliminary agreement president trump signed wednesday with iran explicitly includes
lebanon in the ceasefire but as you've reported it hasn't
really been fully enforced Where does that leave the wider
agreement with Iran? Well, as we've seen, Israel believes it's
not bound by that wider agreement, which calls for ensuring
Lebanon's sovereignty and territorial integrity. In fact, Defense Minister Israel
Katz said the Israeli military is destroying Lebanese border villages,
including infrastructure. making it impossible for 200,000 residents to return.
And Israeli troops are trying to take a strategic Hezbollah
position deeper into Lebanon. Hezbollah has been attacking Israeli tanks
and troops to prevent that advance. Earlier this week, you
were in Napatia.
Still a center of fighting, much life like there. There
was an awful lot of destruction, including downtown in the
historic Ottoman-era market, hundreds of years old. All of that
was heavily damaged. We met one of the town residents,
Najeeb Ayyad, a little further into the city. Returning briefly
to see the damage to his apartment. So a part
of the building had collapsed and there was so much
rubble it was difficult to get through the door even.
There was the sound of artillery in the distance. You
could see smoke rising. And inside all the glass had
been blown out, including the balcony doors. He's saying, you
see that? castle see what it looks like he says
the israelis are still there and from his balcony you
can see the beaufort castle it's a crusader era fortress
on a strategic hill that's now occupied by israeli forces
so he said that as long as there's really forces
are that close, he could never move back. Yeah, this
is... To me, it feels like Netanyahu has to have
some kind of conflict going because he has elections coming
up. And he needs to be a wartime president. Yeah,
I think this is like a George Bush phenomenon. Yeah,
otherwise he gets... kicked out. I mean, that just seems
obvious. Do you remember that one election that George Bush
ran for re-election and that's when they had the posters
of the various colors showing the possibility of a terrorist
attack and there was the red and the yellow alert
and the green alert and they had them at the
airports? Yeah, I remember. Of course. And just before the
election, everybody went to orange alert. They made a big
fuss about going to Orange Alert and they printed up
all these posters with Orange Alert. Yeah, the posters, but
there was no interchangeable color. They were just orange. Yeah.
And they stayed orange forever. They were permanently orange. You
couldn't put a little green sticker over them. It was
all orange. Yeah, this doesn't feel very good. Well, from
the morning shows, I have two guests. The first one
is Susan Rice. uh gosh she's still around oh yeah
oh yeah the twerp and she's there to to sow
propaganda and to, to make Obama look good, of course,
because she was part of that original JCPOA. So a
couple of clips from her and then the surprise guests,
or not a surprise guest, but with surprise information. You
called this memorandum of understanding a jaw-dropping, horrific. surrender. With
reparations. So what? Reparations. She's already going straight for reparations.
Is it so egregious? because so many concessions were granted
up front normally and shouldn't have been granted until after
there was not only a fully comprehensive deal to at
least deal with their nuclear program, but also that those
provisions that were negotiated had been agreed. So let me
just explain to you some of the things that were
conceded up front. The Secretary just acknowledged. Iran, as of
the signing of the agreement, so on Thursday, is now
able to sell all of its oil and all of
its oil products on the market unimpeded. Well, that's a
good thing for the world. Okay. Yeah. That's kind of
what we want. Everybody wants that. She's a very, very,
very annoying person. ...the market unimpeded and use that money
to rebuild itself. And use the banking system. And use
the banking system. Under the Obama nuclear deal, they couldn't
have relief from oil sanctions. They didn't need the banking
system. We gave them cash. Until the deal was... He
had pallets. He had pallets of cash. ...fully implemented. not
just preliminarily agreed. Secondly, they get access to tens of
billions of dollars of frozen assets in the very near
term, within the next 60 days, contingent only upon the
memorandum of understanding, this flimsy two-page document, being implemented. Repeat
after me. Flimsy two-page document. Flimsy. It's so flimsy. The
paper was just like rice paper. So flimsy. You're using
like onion skin. So this is already. Not true because,
first of all... General Patton on the down low, he's
the one controlling it. giving them all of their money
back. It's drips and drabs when we feel it's appropriate.
But I guess that's not reflected in the flimsy two-page
document. The memorandum of understanding this flimsy two-page document being
implemented. That means essentially once they've opened the strait, they
get all the access to their frozen assets without any
constraint on how they spend it. In the Obama-era deal,
they could only spend those frozen assets on humanitarian things,
food and medicine. Now they can use it to fund
their terrorist proxies. Ah, yes, that's what they will do
because they like bombs on their heads. By the way,
there wasn't any enforcement. angle to the Obama deal that
they could enforce what she said. No, there wasn't. It's
bull crap. She's just lying. But it wasn't a flimsy
two-page document. It was hundreds of pages of carefully crafted
diplomatic language, which... You know, the last newsletter I sent,
which I discussed some of the funny aspects of this,
which is... Both the Council on Foreign Relations and Chatham
House. Yeah. Well, it's the same thing. It's the same
thing. Of the global globalist environment. the globalists, let's just
say, they pretty much... expressed the exact same thing. In
fact, the Chatham House called this a surrender. Yeah. Or
we lost. We lost the war. No, Trump. Trump lost.
We didn't. Trump lost the war. The war of choice.
Yeah. And it's all like all part of this. Let's,
you know, we got to. They're clawing back. They're trying
to claw back territory. They're trying to claw back their
system. Trump tried it. The system, yeah, which has been,
Trump is ruining their system. Yes, and so they're trying
to claw it back in the hearts of minds. And
they're doing it with grace and assurance. Iran, thirdly, will
now be able, after 60 days, to charge fees for
the transit of... Ships through the Strait of Fort Moose.
This is a great reading of the document. So what
she's saying is after 60 days, they can go right
back to charging tolls. That's not really what the, from
what I've read. No, it doesn't say that at all.
No, it's an extrapolation. But if after 60 days. Of
things going south. Yes. So I was like, okay. So
it's pre-assumed that things are going to go south. Her
analysis is based on presumption. Yes. They could never have
done before. They get. $300 billion from the United States
and our Gulf partners. No. Well, actually, partners will ensure
that they get that money. No, that's not, that's, I
read the agreement. I don't think it says, hey, us
and our golf partners will assure you get that money.
No, no, no, no. There will be a fund. when
there's a final deal. And then two other things. When...
When the deal is done, they say all sanctions against
Iran, bilateral and multilateral, will be lifted. Under the Obama
deal, after they had fully implemented everything, it was only
the nuclear-related sanctions that were lifted. One last point. The...
crazy thing about this memorandum of understanding that's that sets
us back enormously is that we commit to withdraw U.S.
military forces from the vicinity of Iran. That means our
base is in the Gulf. Are we walking away from
the Middle East as a result of this deal? The
administration would say no, and they would say that those
frozen assets, although I know exactly Exactly what it says
in the memorandum of understanding. They say there has to
be progress on the nuclear talks first. Right, exactly. But
she's... Iran won this war, people. Most of our allies
in the region seem to welcome this because it meant
an end to the war. Isn't a weak peace agreement
better than a resumption of a war, which I know
you opposed. I opposed this war because it was a
stupid war. And it was obvious that when you wage
a stupid war, that every prior president had the wisdom
to avoid that you were going to end up with
either bad outcomes or worse outcomes. So this is a
great upside. down analysis she has. You can say every
other president avoided the war. Because it wouldn't work. Or
you could say, well, maybe it was time to do
something. She's very convinced. She has a lot of conviction.
Oh, she's unbelievable. She has conviction. It ends what you
saw as a stupid war. It ends a stupid war.
Why is she even on? Well, that's a good question.
Why is she even booked? Who's the booker? Well, she
is Obama. This is the Obama camp talking here. This
is a very bad outcome. I obviously think we shouldn't
have been in this war in the first place because
it was. obvious for decades.
That the only way to resolve this problem is through
diplomacy. No, lady. And also, why is she using war
of choice? She's saying stupid war. Yeah, she's making a
mistake. You're supposed to say war of choice. By the
way, one of the funniest talking points that the Chatham
House had. is that they call it the memorandum of
lack of understanding. Oh, what a British understatement. They're so
funny. Now we're back to diplomacy with a far weaker
hand. Yes, their military has been degraded, but Iran has
now figured out they can use the Strait of Hormuz
to hold us and the global economy hostage. - They
figured that out before. - Yeah, I know. She's, okay,
one more because this is the clip about Israel. Here,
let's take a look at just what J.D. Vance said
last week. Donald J. Trump is the only head of
state in the entire world who is sympathetic to the
nation of Israel at this moment in time. And he
happens to be the head of state of the world's
superpower. If I was in the cabinet of the Israeli
government, I might not be attacking the only powerful ally
that I have anywhere left in the entire world. First
of all, is that an accurate description of the state
affairs? It's an extraordinary statement. He said Trump is the
only head of state sympathetic to... the nation of Israel,
that the United States is the only powerful ally that
Israel has in the entire world. I'd say that's pretty
much correct at this point in time. I agree with
you. This is absolutely correct. Is that true? I think
that was an extraordinary statement. Extraordinary. Extraordinary. Extraordinary. I think
that was an extraordinary statement. And I'm sure it shocked
a lot of people, particularly in Israel. But one of
the outcomes of this is, you know, as Prime Minister
Netanyahu has himself publicly acknowledged on many occasions, he has
tried to persuade... many prior presidents to engage in war
with Israel against Iran and promising that that would result
in regime change and an end to Iran posing any
threat. This is her version of Bibi made us do
it. What we've got as a result of that war,
which President Trump was the first to. take the bait
on what is a strength of Iran in terms of
its geopolitical stature in the region, not militarily, conventionally in
the short term, but its nuclear program is fully intact.
There is nothing in that agreement that requires that the
nuclear material, the dust, as the president likes to call
it, will be removed from Iran. It can stay there
and stay in place. But the Israelis have suffered the
most because now, you know, this administration, if you take
the president and the vice president's words, has basically said
to Israel, your concerns are not ours. Yeah, that's exactly
what they're saying. And rightly so at this point. So
then we have on CBS with Margaret. Lindsey Graham. And
I know normally I was groaning too, like, oh, Lindsey
Graham. But he is so stupid. I think he... basically
explains the whole plan. in quite some detail. And I
was like, wow. Do you think he's stupid because he
gave up the ghost? Or why do you think he's
stupid in this case? Well, first, let's... I mean, we
both think he's kind of dumb, but... In this case,
what did he do? Well, first, let's start off with
a typical Lindsey Graham opener of the interview. There's a
lot that still hasn't been figured out. here in this
deal. But you wrote nine days ago the idea of
a U.S. plan with partners to create a fund of
at least $300 billion. This is point six in the
memorandum is tone deaf and it's akin to a Marshall
Plan for Germany with the Nazis still in charge. This
is where. Lindsey started a day or two ago and
right away he starts changing his tunes. That caught my
attention. Why did you change your position and now you
support it? Well, can you stop the clip for a
second? Yeah. The reason it... You remember... It was probably
when we did the last show at that. There was
some moment, and I think we maybe even played the
clip of it. Or you may have had it. I
don't remember having it, but it was Trump. Somebody commenting
to Trump about these Republicans who are bitching and moaning
like Cruz and the rest of them. And somebody said
to Trump, Lindsey Graham is made some... criticism of what
you're doing there. And then Trump said something like, oh,
what? Well, I'm going to have to talk to him
about that. And he made some assertion that he was
talking out of class. And so it's possible that he
wrote that one thing. That's what became the comment that
was asked of Trump. And then Trump's response resulted in
what we're going to hear now. I think you're correct.
Because before, I thought the money was coming from the
West. If the West funds Iran, I think that would
be a Marshall Plan with the Nazis still in charge
for Germany. If the plan envisions the Sunni Arabs... Yeah,
if the Sunni Arabs do it. Can you imagine if
Saudi Arabia, Qatar, and the United Arab Emirates invest $300
billion in Iran? That would tell me that Iran has
changed. To all the experts out there, do you think
Saudi Arabia, Qatar, and the United Arab Emirates are going
to invest in Iran? with a theocracy bent on destroying
Sunni Islam. So think it through. If the money comes
from the Sunni Arab world, I hope it happens. It
would mean that the Sunni Arabs believe that Iran has
changed to the point they want to be a business
partner. I pray that happens. I doubt if it will.
You see, Lindsey Graham... He's not smart enough to think
of it that way. This is the talk he got.
Hey, man, shut up. Don't you see what's happening here?
Because Saudi Arabia and Iran, they've been at war by
proxy in Yemen for as long as this show has
been going on. That's true. You know, like bombing all
of Yemen. The Yemenis. Back and forth. Because, you know,
one Arab does not equal the other Arab. It's Sunni
versus Shia. This is poorly understood in the West. But
it's also not the Iranians are not Arabs. I'm sorry.
Yes, correct. But we're talking about the IRGC and the
leadership. So... When I hear this, I immediately knew, oh,
wait a minute. This has got to be with the
Abraham Accords because this is Trump's signature move. And no
wonder Israel hates this. His idea— Israel cannot like what's
going to happen. His whole idea is— If he pulls
it off. Well— I think Lindsey Graham is lifting a
little tip of the veil to explain, just a tip.
With Lindsey, it's always just a tip, to explain what
the plan is here. And the plan is, funny enough,
actually based on Iran not adhering to the MOU and
the ceasefire. Well, I want to ask. about some of
the criticism of the agreement from your fellow Republican colleagues.
Take a listen. If we give billions of dollars to
Iran, that money will be used to murder Americans. And
so I don't believe we should do... Sir, Ted Cruz...
who I think is a smart guy. Did he really
think that, did he really buy into the... The propaganda
that America was somehow going to give this $300 billion,
is he that stupid? Is it possible that Ted Cruz
was given a role? Oh, the heel. Ah, I love
this. Yes, very possible. To Iran, that money will be...
To smoke out the other douchebags. That would be possible.
Maybe, because Truce is not dumb. Used to murder Americans,
and so I don't believe we should do that. They'll
use the money that is being released to rebuild their
ballistic missile arsenal and begin to enrich again, and that's
going to be a continuing danger. Even though it's not
really discussed in these clips, there is a difference between
ballistic missiles and intercontinental ballistic missiles, just as a side
note. Yeah, a ballistic missile can be a short, just
a little... Yeah, could be like a rocket, a little
rocket that goes to Israel. That's not intercontinental. It could
be a continuing danger. That money, Brooke, we know, is
not going to go to... build new hospitals or daycares.
It's going to go to replenish their drone stockpiles, their
missiles to support terrorists like Hezbollah and Hamas. We have
13 Americans dead. We spent anywhere from $25 to $100
billion in munitions. And it turns out we've lost a
credible threat of attacking them. There's a lot of stuff
in there that's bad. All of those Republicans are seriously
doubting the president here, Senator Graham. Do you agree with
their concerns? No, I don't. We're not giving any money
to Iran that can change that. Wow, yeah. Oh, not
Lindsey Graham. No, I don't. No, he's come on. We're
not giving any money to Iran that can change the
course of history to try diplomacy. Is the MOU problematic?
Yeah. I'd rather try diplomacy than take it off the
table. The money Iran gets is not going to change
the future. the future of Iran. It's not enough to
reconstruct the country. If you don't have a diplomatic path
through the MOU, then you have to go to war
or some other form of coercion. Let's try this. Let's
try a diplomatic solution. Now, this is where I think
he starts to unveil the plan.
And it's a violent plan, but it is a plan.
I think it's going to fail. What happens next? I
spent four and a half hours with President Trump Friday.
Uh-oh. Oh, this is good. I've given you a borderline
clip of the day already. Oh, I will accept your
borderline clip of the day. I can see this coming.
Oh yeah, no, and so he got the full playbook.
And I think because... Yeah, four hours worth of lectures.
No one gets four hours with Trump. Melania doesn't. No
one gets four hours with Trump. So he got the
full lowdown, and now Lindsey Graham is going to lay
this out. I think the exact plan... And of course,
everyone's like, oh, Lindsey Graham's stupid. And he may be,
but I think he's telling us what's going to happen.
I think it's going to fail. What happens next? I
spent four and a half hours with President Trump Friday.
Here's what I think will happen next. If this deal
fails, President Trump is going to take. the Strait of
Hormuz over by force. The United States will control the
Strait of Hormuz. We'll charge a fee for all those
who go through to pay for the operation. And we're
going to expand the Abraham Accords in calendar year 2026.
We're going to get Saudi Arabia to join the Abraham
Accords. This is the big statesman. Senator Lindsey Graham, who
all of a sudden is like, we're going to do
this. We're going to get the Abraham Accords. We're going
to charge everybody for the Straits of Hormuz. Yeah, this
is hardly, it's not presented as speculation. No. I mean,
it's not. You can tell the difference between when somebody
is telling you something they think. Here's some possibilities, and
you usually have a few different ones. But when you
have this self-assured one, two, three, this is what's going
to happen, this is somebody else's talking, not you. This
is the plan. This is it. I think you nailed
it. Iran has a slim chance, a slim chance, if
they say, okay. We're going to play ball, but the
idea is we need... We know they won't play ball,
so what he's saying is what's going to happen. We
need to get Saudi Arabia in the Arab Accords, and
Israel doesn't like any of that, but they're going to
have to just do it. So we're going to get
Saudi Arabia because they have Medina and Mecca and you
know, they are the center. They're the center of everything.
Not Iran. You can't leave them out. No, we need
those guys in the deal. And this is what Trump
is going for. It's ballsy. 2026, we're going to get
Saudi Arabia to join the Abraham Accords, which is the
biggest change in 5,000 years in the Mideast. And if
Iran contests. control of the Strait of Hormuz by the
United States will obliterate them. So to all the people
listening, if this diplomatic effort fails, President Trump is going
to take the Strait of Hormuz. We're going to run
it. We're going to try to get Saudi Arabia to
join the Abraham Accords and the Arab-Israeli conflict in 2026.
And if Iran continues to attack Israel and Lebanon, the
new policy will be we'll hit Iran. So to the
Iranians, if you're listening, when you use Hezbollah to attack
Israel, I think the new policy will be we will
attack Iran. I'm not so sure about that part. But
this last clip he just he just really It's all
laid out. And of course, it's all Lindsay's idea, as
you know. You have just laid out how you could
turn what you think is a flawed document into an
opportunity. Because the great strategist, Lindsay Graham. Yes. I took
this flimsy two-page document. I turned it into a strategy
to solve everything in the Middle East. You're also suggesting
there that you can get Benjamin Netanyahu or whoever is
the next prime minister of Israel to recognize a Palestinian
state, which is the price of normalization with Saudi Arabia.
How could you do that on the brink of an
election? Well, for about two years, Margaret, in case you
missed this. I went to Riyadh and Jerusalem working on
normalization with President Biden. We're going to announce a framework
to have Saudi joined Abraham Accords at the end of
October in 2023. Iran attacked on October the 7th. That
is an interesting timeline. So they were close, supposedly, to
getting the Abraham Accords or something like it. Right. And
what did he say? October, October 3rd and then October
7th. And remember... This whole October 7th... as horrible as
it was, was a security lapse unparalleled in all of
Israeli history. And we heard nothing but people saying, hey,
man, they let that happen. So if you're B.B. Netanyahu
and you don't want these Abraham Accords, you might let
something happen. I'm not... accusing anybody, but it seems... It's
a valid... thesis abraham accords and uh at the end
of october in 2023 iran attacked on october the 7th
That created a real problem. The Arab world is very
upset about Gaza and everybody in Israel. very upset about
October 7th. But we're going to pick up where we
left off. And Donald Trump is going to empower me
and others to jumpstart what we, an effort to get
Saudi to join Israel. There will be accommodations made by
Saudi and Israel to Saudi and Israel. You have no
better friend than Donald Trump. to Bibi. Donald Trump stood
by you when other people wouldn't. I'm not asking you
to do anything to jeopardize the future of Israel's security,
but I'm asking you to be open to expanding the
Abraham Accords and finding a solution to the Palestinians that
are good for Israel and, quite frankly, good for the
world, to Saudi Arabia. Now's the time to open negotiations
yet again for you to expand the Abraham Accords, for
you to join. I think this is going to happen
in 2026, and it can't happen until Iran's in a
box. If we get a deal, if we get a
deal, Iran will be in a box. If we don't
get a deal, Iran will be in a box. To
Lebanon, to the people in Lebanon, help is on the
way. Hezbollah has been terrorizing your country for a long
time. That's about the end. I think that's the whole
plan right there. Thank you, Lindsay. Now we know what
to look for. Super, super easy to see. Like, okay,
listen. Listen to Ron, we're going to let you, we'll
give you 60 days. and either you do it our
way and then saudi arabia come on we got these
guys in a box You don't want to play? Okay.
Then we'll take it all over. with another war of
choice. Another war of choice. Another war. choice. Yeah. Well,
I think we did the whole... We solved it. We
analyzed it better than anyone. Yeah, I think we're pretty
good at it. Well, we nailed it. Well, we can
pat ourselves on the back in 60 days. We'll see.
We'll see. But it seems... I don't know. I mean,
we just, we really don't know, obviously. Anything could happen.
Anything could happen. Let's talk about the opening of the...
of the streets the opening and the supposed closing which
they say is not closed but it's open it's open
it's closed it's open it's closed Here's CBS with a
guy from the Rand Corporation talking about how difficult it
is to open the Hormuz Straits. The agreement with Iran
also reopened the Strait of Hormuz and ships are starting
to move through the major waterway again, but traffic may
not get back to normal right away because of dozens
of mines. that need to be cleared in the area.
So I want to bring in Dr. Scott Savitz, a
senior engineer and professor at RAND, School of Public Policy.
Thanks for joining us. What is a realistic timeline for
the Strait of Hormuz to reopen for commercial traffic? Are
we talking days, weeks, months? So appreciable traffic can start...
to move within days. It's likely that narrow corridors can
be cleared. On the other hand, getting the entire Strait
cleared may take weeks, possibly months. Full traffic, normal traffic
as it was before the war, will likely resume within
a few weeks. Ehh... Okay. So, you know, is everyone
still talking about these so-called minds, which I just don't
believe. I don't believe there's the mines in there. No
one blowed up. It'd be crazy to mine the Straits
of Hormuz. No one benefits from that. They keep saying
there's mines there. Yeah, they keep saying it. There's no
evidence. And so here's a CNBC to get the to
get the lowdown on the oil markets. So what does
this deal actually do? Well, first and foremost, and critically
for the energy markets, it reopens the Strait of Hormuz,
and it also lifts the U.S. naval blockade. Secondly, it's
going to give Iran an immediate waiver to export during
this 60-day ceasefire period. I've been speaking with analysts here
in Vienna about what this could mean for oil flows
over the next few months. David Fyfe at Argus Media
told me it could take several months before shipping and
exports normalize. And Rita Sand at Energy Aspects also weighing
in. She was a little bit more cautious, saying she
doesn't expect Hormuz flows to return to pre-war conditions anytime
soon. Yeah, everyone is like, oh, cautious, cautious, cautious. Now,
we are now looking at premium gasoline in Texas at
about. $4.20 down from over $5. So people are...
not smiling, but they're like, huh? Okay. A little bit
better. California is still outrageously high and a rare non-retarded
moment from former governor Arnold Schwarzenegger. California is making some
major mistakes. in policy wise because They make fuel, very
expensive. So our fuel is around $2 per gallon more
than the average in the United States. And the reason
is because the Californian legislators somehow feel like they don't
want to have a refinery in California. So the refineries
now go to Texas. So now you have to go
and ship all the oil to Texas, then you do
the refining, and then you go and ship it back
again. But what do you think happens when you ship?
That creates pollution. So it is absolutely contradictory to what
they believe in. So they're a little confused, which is
not... unusual with legislators, may I remind you. Yeah. Plenty
of refineries in California. You know what he's saying. He's
talking to simple people in California. You're all pretty simple
out there. So we got to put it in terms
you can understand. So, whereas the G8, the G7... And
by the way, the reason that the gas... He left
out the most important. I don't want to just start
correcting these kinds of clips, but he left out the
most important part about the fuel price is that it's
a special. Once in the world blend that's special to
California that burns a certain way and creates... a certain
kind of pollution that is peculiar. And so it costs
more to make this gasoline than it does normal gasoline.
Now, so is that because of where you are on
the map or is that because of legislation? No, it's
because they've decided. They're the weird ones who started the
idea of the low sulfur diesel that results in diesel
everywhere being. too expensive but we also did the same
thing with gasoline creating a special blend of gasoline that
is very good at not producing nitrogen oxides and other
things that cause smog literally. So you don't hear about
smog anymore in Los Angeles. part of that is due
to the fact that this gasoline, the effluent, the exhaust
from these gasolines do not produce that kind of... I
thought it was Obama who fixed all that. I thought
Obama fixed up the... Yeah, that's bullshit. Okie doke, no?
Bullshit. All right, so just to wrap this up, the
G7, the big summit. where Trump was sleepy and all
alone in the schoolyard used to be the G8 for
people who have forgotten. Yeah, right. When Russia, who still
should be in it. Of course they should. It's size.
It's GDP. But no, we hate those, you know. I
mean, we're not going to let you in the Olympics,
in the Eurovision. and certainly not in the G8, but
yet somehow Volodymyr Zelensky is there. Hanging out. and expecting
Putin to show up. Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has expressed
willingness to meet his Russian counterpart for face-to-face talks on
ending the war, speaking at a the historic monastery that
was damaged in an overnight attack by Russia, Zelensky said
he had offered to meet Vladimir Putin at the G7
summit. demonstrate again that they don't, they are not ready
to speak about this. Zelensky will attend a working session
with G7 leaders on Tuesday, giving him the opportunity to
show Trump that he holds more cards than he might
have thought, including Ukrainian troops' recent progress on the battlefield.
which also comes on the back of receiving a 90
billion euro loan from the EU and Kyiv's defense cooperation
with Gulf nations. I keep hearing from my military sources
familiar with the matter. that Russia is about to make
something go big boom in Ukraine. Yeah. So you mentioned
it in the last show. I just got to keep
saying I'm the Lindsey Graham of podcasts, man. I just
got to keep saying it to make sure. These military
sources are yours. The ones that said they're going to
take over the election back in 2020. Quantum dots. Quantum
dots are all over the place. I thought the other
big news, which... due to presentation was not played up
much at all except probably Fox and lots of podcasts.
We might as well join the chorus. That was... Tulsi
Gabbard, outgoing. Yeah, I want to... Yeah, when you're... The
thing that happened today. Tulsi Gabbard, you're going to tell
him, and you have the clips. I don't have any
of that. But today, the Washington Post. Don't give away
the punchline. There's a punchline? Well, you've got a punchline.
Today, the Washington Post. This is not from today. So
this predates whatever you have to share. So let's think
of this. a logical show rundown. I'm going to play
the gabber clips. But I'd like to jump in and
jump in with a punchline before you can tell it.
No, go on. Believe me, my punchline will wait and
it doesn't have anything. I have no punchline. You've got
the punchline. I'm just giving people something that they may
not have heard. Yeah, and why is that? Because... This
is the most significant thing she's done. Yes. And she
had a big stack of papers on her desk, a
very... Did you see the size of that stack? Yeah,
it was a stack. Very, very tepid presentation. Yeah. Your
favorite type of presentation. It almost, looks like AI. That's
how tepid it is. This is... This is terrible. She's
not good at that. So I've just pulled two short
clips. Before the COVID pandemic, Dr. Fauci, as head of
the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, provided millions
in U.S. taxpayer dollars to fund dangerous gain of function
research on bat coronaviruses at the Wuhan Institute of Virology,
work which is now widely viewed as the source of
the unintentional lab leak that sparked the pandemic. Now in
support of President Trump's maximum transparency, I do find it
interesting that she says in here the unintentional lab leak.
There's no reason. for her to say that. Well, there
shouldn't be a reason, but I think there is. Oh,
interesting. I didn't catch that. She could have just said,
the lab leak. But now it has to be unintentional
lab leak. Of the unintentional lab leak that sparked the
pandemic. Now, in support of President Trump's spark. You know,
this is irritating me now that I hear this again.
Sparked the pandemic? No, caused the pandemic. Not spark. Caused.
Spark means that there was fuel everywhere and it was
ready to go and you just needed a spark. No,
no. It started the pandemic, if you want to say
it. correctly. Now, in support of President Trump's maximum transparency
mandate, today, on my final day as Director of National
Intelligence, I'm releasing never-before-seen communications and documents that expose exactly
how Fauci works. Okay, and then... The other piece of
significance, because there's a lot of fluff in her statement,
Fauci lied. The COVID pandemic caused tremendous hardship and pain
for millions of our fellow Americans and countless people around
the world. Now, after years of lies and censorship and
cover-ups, the American people deserve transparency. Transparency, truth, and accountability.
The tactics that were used to hide the truth are
straight from the deep state playbook. Politicized self-serving leaders like
Dr. Fauci covered up their own wrongdoing and abuses of
power, manipulated intelligence, lied to Congress, and undermined a duly
elected president by restricting his access to the vital facts
he needed to keep the country safe. It's time you
know the truth. No, it's time someone is held accountable.
And we can't hold Fauci accountable because he got a
retroactive pardon from the previous president. president. Which Trump is
trying to say, well, it was auto-penned, so it was
no good. But, I mean, where is the outrage? Where?
It's not on Fox. It's not anywhere. There's no real
outrage. Like, first of all... Nothing new. We knew about
it. We've heard about the emails. Well, we have. Yes,
we have. Yes, we have. There's nothing new to people
that have anything to do with this show. No, but
no one else heard this. They only hear it on
podcasts. No one is saying, well, that's baffling to me.
Breaking news! It's suppressed. So your punchline of the Wall
Street Journal or the Washington Post. So she talks about
in there that when people. There was retribution by the
intelligence community whenever anybody said anything about this. Remember that
was in there. Today's Washington Post. Tulsi Gabbard, her gur-
and the mysterious messages that helped shape her political career.
Big giant story by this character. This guy, John Swain,
a Brit. From The Guardian? Uh-huh. And if you just
read, like, this is supposed to be reporting, but it's
really written like an... like an op-ed, but like a
personal account. Let me just read you the first paragraph.
The first time I spoke with Rebecca Salzberg, she told
me that Tulsi Gabbard was a free thinker who took
orders from no one. And you can see where this
goes. Yeah, of course. But so I said, well, who's
this guy, this Swain character? So here he is, he
was at the Guardian, the left-wing Guardian, we all know
that place. some of his stories. Trump impeachment. Esper indicates
Pentagon will cooperate. Sean Hannity's sheriff friend faces mounting ethics
allegations. Jeffrey Epstein, Jeffrey Epstein, Jeffrey Epstein. Violence in the
name of Trump. We all know he's unfit, Joe Walsh,
to challenge Trump. It's just Trump, Trump, Trump. Wait, is
this Joe Walsh from the Eagles? Yeah, that, no, that's
a different Walsh. Oh, okay. It goes on and on.
But this guy is just a hit job guy. In
the business, it's called a hit piece. Yeah. And this
guy is like one of these guys who writes these.
And so this is. So immediately she's out of office
one day. Or a couple of- I guess a couple
of days. And bingo, just warning this, the hit piece
comes out after she's gone because you're not going to
do it while she's the head of DNI. No. And
it was also brought up by, it wasn't Fauci, it
was one of the commentators said that... that actually Congress
required the release of all these files that Tulsi released.
back in the 2020s after like when biden was still
in office and a this woman Averill, the one that
was ahead of DNI, I think her name was Averill
Harriman or something like that. She just refused to release
them because she was afraid that they were going to
go after her. This is a concerted effort. This is
the intelligence community. There's something up with this whole thing,
and I think it harkens back to the clip I
played. a few years ago of John Malone discussing how
important his mRNA was to the intelligence community because they
thought they could be used as a universal vaccine for
any crazy thing that comes along. It's not John Malone,
it's that, you know, the other Malone. Robert. Robert Malone.
Robert Malone. Bob. I'm trying to think. Bob. What would
you call that clip? Oh, it'd be Malone. It'd definitely
have Malone's name in it. Yeah, and I got lots
of Malone here. Yeah, it had to do with universality.
MRNA maybe would be in there. I wish I could
recall the name of it, but it was him discussing
in great detail, so he knew that this whole thing
was a CIA idea, that they were looking for a
universal vaccine, and there was two candidates. One was the...
Maybe this is it. Let's see. All these circumventing... of
normal procedures and rules. That's happening because largely our intelligence
community is pushing that through the administrative state structure. And
why are they doing it? I think if we just
back up for a minute and say, okay, let's try
to give them the benefit of the doubt for a
moment. Okay, okay, okay. What I think they are believing.
is that they have to push this. They have to
get acceptance for this technology because there are no alternatives
and the threat is so severe, in their opinion, in
their spooky world. The threat is so severe that something
has to exist, and this is the something they've latched
onto. And I'm saying this not to defend them. I'm
saying this to try to help you to understand what
you've been subjected to. No, I'm not. That's a little
out of context for it to be the one we're
talking about. Yeah, it's about the mRNA. He talked about
these technologies. There was two of them in play. There
was the mRNA and then there was the adenovirus, which
is what the Johnson & Johnson shot was. And adenovirus
is used for Zika. They were playing around with that
kind of technology as a quick, you know, because you
can get from A to B. In other words, you
can... quickly make a vaccine without having to wait to
three to five years or whatever it takes to develop
one. With both these technologies and adenovirus, they dropped the
ball. They said, nah, screw this. It's no good. This
mRNA, it's the answer to everything. And so they've been
trying to push it down everyone's throat. could never get
it past testing. So they said, hell with it, just
release it. Make sure that everyone has to get it
and we'll see really if it's effective or not. We'll
see how it does. We'll see how it does. See
how it does. Yeah, but it's... It's noticeable that no
one is doing anything with this. Nobody's doing anything with
the Tulsi Gabbard releases, what you're saying. Yeah. And I,
yeah. It's very noticeable. Does that mean that everyone is
afraid? Have they been threatened? I mean, okay, so the...
There's something underlying it that we don't know about, but
it has to have something to do with that. clipped
at Malone where he's talking about mRNA and how important
it was. or it is or supposed to be and
it's not. That's the joke that these guys are living
in the dream world. That technology stinks. Yeah, it sure
does. Oh, instead, this is what your mainstream news does.
There's been a flu out. break at an Air Force
base in Texas just weeks after Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth
ended mandatory vaccines for service members. Oh, you see, there's
a correlation. I'm glad you got that clip because I
heard that. Oh, what a crock. You know, coincidence. The
correlation coincidence is not causation. It's not because of Hegseth.
It's only 34 seconds. Let's hear it. There's been a
flu outbreak at an Air Force base in Texas just
weeks after Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth ended mandatory vaccines for
service members. Multiple media outlets are reporting there are more
than 150 cases at last. at Joint Base San Antonio.
An Air Force spokesperson is cited as calling the outbreak
localized and saying mitigation measures are in place. In April,
Hegseth announced that he was rolling back a decades-old mandate
requiring that U.S. military personnel get an annual flu shot,
saying the mandate was, quote, overly broad. I'm ju- I'm
kind of annoyed that I can't find... You know, some
of your clips are so poorly labeled, but this might
be it. Let me see. This is Malone. The truth
is that DARPA, which is the operational development arm, basically
the CIA... I think this is the one. Fell in
love with the RNA technology over a decade ago. They
decided to capitalize it and force it into the market
space. And for instance, they're the ones that have capitalized
through In-Q-Tel, their investment arm, the new RNA manufacturing facilities
up in Canada. This is a CIA program. Don't, don't,
you know, there's no... This is the clip, right? Yep.
Now, do you know what it's labeled? Oh, you're going
to embarrass me. Yes. No, not at all, because I'm
able to decode. So it's called Malone 6 Wow. the
new RNA manufacturing facilities. Yeah, it's a wild thing. This
is a CIA program. Don't, don't, you know, there's no
ambiguity here. I'm not telling state secrets. The technology was
basically pulled out of the trash can. because it had
been suppressed by Merck after I developed it over 30
years ago and advanced very aggressively by DARPA. DARPA funded
and basically built Moderna. They're continuing to push all this,
and they're pushing it through the government. And what you're
seeing is the power of the intelligence community and the
new biodefense industrial complex that's developed since the act. attacks
and really goes beyond that in being able to push
their agenda through the government. When you see all these
things that Paul's documenting, all these circumventing of normal procedures
and rules. That's happening because largely our intelligence community is
pushing that through. the administrative state structure. There you go.
There you go. Yeah, and that's why, that explains why
the Tulsi Gabbard report is going to go nowhere. And
that's why Fauci is not going to get indicted. And
that's why all the references, all the stuff that Rand
Paul has been sending these referrals to the judge. DOJ,
he said himself, and they just get kicked back. Nope,
nope, nope, nope, and nope. Somebody else is pulling the
strings here. Yeah. Yeah, and it's the intel community. It's
probably the CIA specifically. And they just got their hands
in the pot. They're saying, no, you're not messing with
this. This is important for national security purposes. We really
like this technology.
and they can't come up with anything else. And they're
in too deep. They can't say we made a mistake.
They can't say it's no good. This technology stinks. It
doesn't really work. They're trying to make it into a
flu vaccine now. Yeah, I think the intelligence community also
preferred Betamax over VHS. V2000, that was another good format.
I like that. The P2000, Philips. Philips. The Philips. It
was superior technology. Yeah, superior technology. They didn't have the
porn industry to support it. It was football. football. I
don't care what, you know, people always say, well, the
porn industry put on VHS and not beta. No, beta,
when it first came out, I've made this, I'm going
to make it, this is an old argument, nobody knows
what we're talking about. When beta came out, they were
good, you could record an hour. When VHS came out,
you could record an entire football game, two hours. And
then it was later extended to four, so you could
definitely get a game in. And Betamax just couldn't hold
as much stuff on the cassette. That's why it failed.
How is that true? Well, it's your thesis. I like
it. That's the thesis I've had since that argument began.
Because it was always... the argument went, it was better
quality. No, no, no. I've never heard, I don't recall
you saying that it was because of the length of
the recording length. I just don't recall that. That's because
we never talked about it on this show. This argument
goes way back. To like when? Like Twit? No, I
mean, when was the Betamax VHS wars? That's when there's
a bunch of other guys. Johnny Come Lately is coming
in with all kinds of different formats. Let's ask the
book of knowledge. Yeah, when was these wars? Well, let's
formulate the question properly. It's like, how about this? Why
did VH1 win? VHS win over. No, you don't give
you bad information. You don't know that. Because it's going
to use that porn argument. You don't know that. My
thesis is not as well accepted even though it's the
accurate one. You don't know? This is the book of
knowledge. How dare you? How very dare you! Book of
Knowledge. Why did VH- win over Betamax. How dare you?
How dare you question the authority of the book of
knowledge? According to the book of knowledge, VHS triumphed over
Betamax primarily because JVC licensed the VHS format broadly to
multiple manufacturers, flooding the market with cheaper machines and longer
recording times. Beta's initial one-hour limit could not capture a
full football game, while Sony kept Betamax largely proprietary. DOS
It has been written. So I would say the book
of knowledge is now authoritative. Well, I nailed my thesis.
That's funny. Must have gotten... into the corpus. This is
not Wikipedia. This is the book of knowledge, my friend.
That's what it is. Ha! Well, I'm kind of pleased
about that. Even though I was wrong, I'm pleased that
my book of knowledge had it right. This is good
news. This is very good news. Uh, okay, a little
in- in- What is it? Not entremont? Entremont. No, no.
What is in between? Intermezzo. No. You're the foodie guy.
What is that little food gabagoo? Wait a minute. What
is the... Here, would you like your gobbledygook before you
go to the second course? Hold on. I wanted to
ask the book of knowledge. Hold on a second. We
got to ask... The book of knowledge is now confused.
Now it's like it's trying to answer something else. Hold
on a second. Let's see if I can interrupt. it
book of knowledge what is that gob of goo you
get between You get between courses in a fancy restaurant.
Let me see. Da Ba Goo. This is too stupid.
According to the book of knowledge, that gob of goo
is called a pinched palate cleanser. A food or beverage
served between courses to prepare diners for the next course.
Typically with neutral flavors designed to remove lingering aftertaste. The
most common form is a fruit. Sorbet, whose sharp citrus
and cold temperature temporarily reset the taste buds. And in
France and Italy, this course is formally known as the
CAD Intermezzo. Yeah, you're right. Thus. It has been written.
Intermezzo, you're right! I'm gonna roll. I love that it
said, that gob of goo. I'm a programming wizard. All
right. The intermezzo is a... Former Vice President of the
United States, Kamala Harris. uh who uh is out there
doing uh interviews and all these fora fora Because, you
know, of course, you know, in 2028, we expect her
to run again. I think she's really serious about running.
Well, this is one of her better. word salad answers
that we've heard since she was vice president. You've talked
about that you're thinking about running for president, right? How
is that thought process going? What's the process in that?
And I know you're on a listening tour. And I'm
curious what you're hearing from people as you've gone around
the country. What people are telling you that maybe you've
learned that you didn't know before the process of doing
so? Man, we need to go on a listening tour.
But literally, we'll go on... stage or just sit there.
And just have everyone just have people have mics and
yell stuff at us. And we'll just listen. I think
it's very no agenda. All right, let's hear what she
has to say. What people are telling me includes... That
they want to believe. in systems. And they've lost trust
in those systems. What I hear a lot is that
people know that At the end of... This administration, there
will be a lot of debris. Debris. I tell them
often I can't guarantee that it won't get worse before
it gets better. But the one thing I do know
is at the end of it, there will be a
lot of debris. Debris? And it would be irresponsible. to
then address that in a way that we only talk
about what should we do, what do we need to
do to rebuild, if we do that with any sense
of nostalgia, that would be irresponsible. The status quo. is
not working for a lot of people. And what the
people are telling us is that They want things to
be better. And in some places, what that sounds like
is we want that to be broken. But they don't
actually necessarily mean break it through destruction. Thank you. But
they do mean it has to be better. Wow. -
It's crazy, man. Crazy. Would. Well, we're on crazy. Okay.
How about a couple of, uh... Whatever, girls. Oh, this
early in the show? That's a good time. I remind
you. Now we go to Ebola. I remind you that
on the last show, you said, I'm never playing it
again. And now you've already... No, I've decided I'm going
to go to 10 and I'm up to 9. And
after 10, I'm going to stop unless there's a huge
demand. Okay. But let's move it ahead and go to
Ebola because nobody's talking about it. Wait a minute. What
happened to the whatever girls? We'll bring them back. That
is a national emergency, a national security issue. You know,
the people this dumb are... are successful in porn. One
girl, you know, one girl said in one of the,
I do one of the ones I didn't clip. She
says, I don't see the point of having to know
all this. No. And I think she was right. That's
a good point. I take the side of the girls
that don't know these things. It's like, how many people
know how many continents there are? It could be a
six, a seven, is it eight? I don't know myself.
And it's like, you know, okay, yeah, maybe you should
know that the United States is north of Mexico. That
would be kind of sounds like something you should know.
But what difference does it make if you're never going
to go there? I have mixed feelings about a lot
of this. But let's go to Ebola. This is, and
it's spelled E-N-P-L-A, N-P-L-A, just to keep in the scheme.
Funny enough, I had already queued those up thinking this
is probably the Ebola clips. Literally, E-N-P-L-A, N-P-L-A. I'm like,
oh, it's got to be Ebola. Yeah, okay. The B
is right next to the N. Who knows? My touch
typing is the worst. Yes, it's pretty bad. All right,
here we go. The Ebola outbreak in the Democratic Republic
of Congo that emerged last month is surging at an
unprecedented pace with at least 900 cases and nearly 250
deaths confirmed since then. Health officials there.
are overwhelmed with cases. Emmett Livingstone just returned from a
reporting trip to the region and joins us. Emmett, thanks
for being with us. You've spent a week in a
tour in the area that's... Oh, can I just say
something? Okay. I didn't quite decode everything. So here's... So
Typically, John will put SS in the clip, so I
know to play... Suffer in succotash! I'm Scott. Simon. So
while I had decoded NPLAR. This is what it says.
It's N-plot, bigger, Messoni, NPR. *Chuckles* And so... I think
you meant to have... Ebola Bigger Mess SS1. NPR. Yeah.
Wow. So, I mean... Just after working together for 18
years, it's like an old married couple. I don't know
what you like for breakfast, but I can decode and
plot. Who cares? Part of the outbreak. How bad is
it? Yeah, to put it bluntly, the situation is dire.
For lots of people, life is still continuing as before,
but because it has to. Children are going to school,
people are going to church on Sundays and so on.
But there's also a growing sense of fear. Ebola is
spreading across a huge and difficult to access area. It's
also spreading in Bunia, a city of over one million
people. And there is a massive international response underway, but
this outbreak was caught very late. In the hospitals I
visited, there was a constant arrival of suspected Ebola patients.
And in many cases, because of poor health infrastructure, there's
no way to isolate these cases. So they risk infecting
others. People are also dying every day. Health personnel also
say they don't have enough PPE. Doctors explained to me
that lots of PPE, like masks or gloves, is single
use, so there needs to be a constant supply. And
because the disease has spread so widely, nurses in rural
areas are coming into daily contact with suspected Ebola patients
too, and for the most part, they have nothing. All
right. The point is that we haven't played anything on
Ebola for the last two shows. I actually brought some
Ebola clips today. And it's like it's been getting worse.
It hasn't improved. And it's not the top of the
news. I don't think the networks are talking about it
at all. I know why. It's worsening. to remember that
jingles work. ♪ Bowler. It's time to speak about Ebola,
Ebola. Ebola. You, of course, have been inside Ebola treatment
centers and hospitals. How are the health care workers coping?
I saw a difference between doctors working in Ebola treatment.
Oh, crap. I'm sorry. Didn't mean to do that. treatment
centers and other health personnel. Only a handful of these
treatment centers are operating at the moment, and they've been
set up specifically for Ebola patients. The doctors working there
are often world specialists. But then there's the other health
personnel, the community nurses or doctors working in small clinics.
They're not trained for this, and yet they're highly exposed.
Dozens of health workers have already been infected, and some,
unfortunately, have already died. And of course, as you said,
the number of cases is quickly rising. Are healthcare workers
able to keep up doing contact tracing, isolating people who
are infected? Yeah, it's actually hard to know for sure
because so much of this outbreak is happening out of
view. The government says 72% of contacts are being traced,
but aid workers are very skeptical. of this figure. Some
told me off the record that it's probably around 40%.
What this means in simple terms is that the outbreak
is out of control. And of course, that means there's
a risk of regional spread. Many people are not turning
up to hospitals or health centers and are dying unnoticed.
Health responders just don't know where all the cases are.
So for example, It emerged this week that there have
been dozens of suspicious deaths in a displacement camp in
Bunia. This camp is right next to the city's airport
and the headquarters of NGOs. If it's confirmed to be
Ebola, it's spreading right under the nose of the official
response. And then isolating suspected patients is also a huge
problem. There's no system of triage in many hospitals or
clinics. So suspected Ebola patients can be clumped together with
others. To give you a concrete example, I visited a
hospital 40 kilometers outside of Bunia where there was only
one block of toilets for patients. So if you had
Ebola or, say, appendicitis, you had to use the same
facilities. All right. I have two Ebola. clips a little
more exciting because no one cares about Africa we want
to hear about death and and and how horrible and
could it come to us and the CBS did a
decent job top health officials in Africa are warning that
the Ebola outbreak in Central Africa could become the worst
in history if transmission rates are not flattened. The director
of Africa flattened the curve. Disease control and prevention says
more than 200 people thus far have died in the
Democratic Republic of Congo and neighboring Uganda. The total number
of confirmed cases nearly 900 and appears to be growing.
That is the number of cases. I want to bring
in Saira Medad. She is an infectious disease. disease epidemiologist
at Harvard University's Belfer Center. Saira, I'm glad to have
you with us. Thanks for joining us. Walk my audience
through what we know and what we fear might happen.
Yeah, well, I think first I'll start by sharing that
the current Ebola outbreak of the Budapest virus is already
the third largest Ebola outbreak on record. So that really
goes to show you that a little over one month
since this outbreak was detected, it's already the third largest,
which is expanding in geographic location. We're up to 31
health zones in three provinces being affected. Okay, so we've
already heard flatten the curve. What else do we need?
We need... I think we need testing, testing. Testing, oh,
testing. And my favorite. This is not just a story
of the number of cases that are being detected. It's
a story of the number of people that are also
being contact traced. And that's also where we're also falling
behind. So there's a lot that's complicating the matter. The
first is, as we talk about contact tracing, these are
the number of individuals that have come in contact with
a. confirmed case of Ebola. Now estimates show that we
should be tracking about 33,000 and the reason why we're
coming up with that 33,000 number is because it's the
magic number. It's for every one case. Oh, interesting. Good
catch. We're typically looking at about 40 contacts that they
may have. Now, according to the most recent World Health
Organization report, their only contact tracing about 4,000 of those
individuals. So there's a very large number that still are
out and they're not being contact traced. So there's lots
of complexities. And the one thing that I'll also share.
That's an outbreak is occurring in an area of conflict,
of neglect, of militarized response and a huge humanitarian need.
So there's lots of confounding factors here. USAID. No, I
think what we should do is we should bomb them.
I mean, we need to save the world. President Trump,
we've got to bomb him. That's the only way to
get rid of it. Let's do our little medley of
Ebola jingles just to get out of this. And in
the black trunks, weighing in at over three... Cheers! A
FOOSIL BITE! THE KILLER! You can tell. you ♪ Town
hall is back ♪ Bola, he comes from Africa like
Kim Diary. Everybody. If Ebola breaks out in the United
States, I'm going to quarantine myself. I'm wearing a mask.
I've already got it in place for my family. The
African. Don't touch your friends. It's something dangerous. ♪ Mama
Ebola has passed on ♪ ♪ Bro, Ebola's gonna kill
us all ♪ So speaking of Africa. I was watching
the, of course it was recorded, so I watched the
opening of the Obama Presidential Center. It's not a library,
it's a center. And man, it was insufferable. It was,
although it was kind of fun to see President Biden
walking around dazed and confused. Yeah, the same old Biden.
I'm like, is that Daddy Longlegs? Do I go this
way? Do I go that way? That's the guy. He
was like, oh, my daughter's in there. What? And all
the elites were there. You had, whenever you have, what
is it, John Legend and Bruce Springsteen on the same
stage. Okay. And, uh, Valerie Jarrett apparently is in charge
of this whole deal. And, ugh, it's just sick, sicko,
sicko people. And, uh, oh, by the way, did anybody
ever point out that, you know, this, this building, which
is a screwy looking thing, it's got no windows. And
no one ever says the obvious. Why doesn't it have
any windows? Well, it's being built in the rough part
of town, the south side of Chicago. where the windows
would be shot out. And board it up. So you
can't have any windows in that area. It seems racist
if you ask me. So, um, Fox had a report,
uh,
on some of the minority contractors who helped build this
monstrosity. Yeah, this is a scandal. This is quite the
scandal. It's over about $100 million probably that's estimatedly probably
owed to contractors on this project. One contractor may be
anywhere from $40 to $50 million. Another contractor... told me
they're old $100,000 another one told me they owe $4
million so we have over 10 contractors that are being
hurt and crippled by this particular project so that is
Omar Sharif Omar Sharif pretty young he is president of
the african-american contractor association and he's commenting on how much
they're owed from the obama library bill that was unveiled
yesterday that was four years late and way over budget
almost double the budget they intended for 300 billion uh
300 million it's up over 850 million michael jordan joins
us now he's michael jordan Michael Jordan, this is great.
Thanks for having me, Brian. I think the final bill
is going to go well over $1 billion. That $850
million figure has been there since 2021, and we haven't
got an updated figure since. So it's a scandal. It's
a scandal that people have not been... paid. And you
remember Trump is the most horrible guy all over Trump
for not paying his contractors. But Obama, we seem to
miss that. What's the delay? I spoke to several subcontractors.
I was in Chicago two weeks ago and they told
me that the place, the work site was totally chaotic.
There was just over-regulation, too many people there. asking them
to do too many things that weren't in line with
specifications and a two-year job turned into a five-year job
for a lot of these subcontractors and a lot of
them now face financial ruin. A lot of them are
owed millions of dollars for this project. And a lot
of them are minorities, right? Yeah, several. You had Omar
Sharif on there. I spoke to Omar. when I was
outside the center. And he's an advocate for these black
owned subcontractors. And they're afraid to speak out. A lot
of them have signed non-disclosure agreements. So they can't go
public. They can't reveal any documentation. I spoke to one.
He didn't want to go public. He said he's owed
two and a half million dollars. And he said he
would be happy to walk. away with one million dollars
but his business has been around for 40 years he
feels he's financially crushed and you know i've we found
out with several other subcontractors we thought it would be
an excellent project for them to work on but we
find out it's a very shameful project for them because
we have not gotten paid and they should pay us
as they sell with their celebrities today. And they had
Bruce Springsteen there. They had Bono there. They had Oprah
there. Tom Hanks, who is the who-who of celebrities who
have had nothing to do because Joe Biden was basically
a corpse when he was in the Oval Office. And
now this is the time to show up and look
back at his eight years. What else do you think
was noteworthy about the event? A lot of billionaires there
yesterday, Brian. They could pay all these guys. Yeah, and
it's the little guy that's getting crushed. You know, this
was supposed to uplift the minority community, the local contractors.
I really don't understand. What does CNN or Ms. Now
have to lose by exposing this? No one cares about
Obama. What do they have to lose? They should. They
should say, this is a scandal. I mean, it just
makes them look really, really horrible. Why don't they do
that? Why doesn't CNN and MSNOW cover this? Yeah. They
don't want to. Okay, but that's my question. There's nothing
to lose. Obama's not going to become president. They have
the prestige to lose. They're still Democrats protecting turf. So
President Obama- And this makes the Democrats look bad because
Obama's a Democrat. Kind of pushing, you know, he was
behind the Biden administration. You still have the Valerie Jarrods
out there. The same old, same old people. The stooges
that ran the thing. So you know, I know. All
right, so President Obama spoke, and I'd forgotten how much
we had to clip his... His speeches. I didn't do
it here. It's only a minute. But if I had
clipped out all the silences, it would have been like
40 seconds. We just have to work overtime with that
guy. A few weeks away from America's 250th birthday, it
is worth remembering. just how radical the whole idea of
self-government really was back in 1776. To that point, human
history was a tale of conquest and caste. and rigid
hierarchies. A world where the strong dominated the weak. where
power and wealth and status flow through lineage. and the
many were ruled by the few. But out of the
fire and steel of a revolution, a different story took
flight on this continent. A declaration that we are all
created equal. Endowed by our creator with certain unalienable rights.
And that in the newly independent United States, there will
be no kings or lords, no serfs or subjects, but
only citizens. Each of us free to pursue our own
version of happiness. Yeah, don't drone me, bro. So he
brings up... Isn't it inalienable? He says... I always thought
it was inalienable, but I've looked it up and it
is unalienable. I don't know how I was also incorrect
about that. So he brings up the 250th birthday, and
I want to give you props, John C. Dvorak. Okay.
He's like, okay, I'm leaning forward now. What? Say what?
Hold on a second. Let me put down my comic
book. Um... You said that there was two different 250
organizations. Yeah. Yeah, I don't think this was well discovered
by anybody until you unveiled it here on the No
Agenda show. Yeah, we do that. And, you know, we
always listen to PBS. I think they're listening to us.
It's America's 250th birthday. And if you're confused between America
250 and Freedom 250, we're going to break it down
for you with Liz Landers, our White House correspondent. Liz,
let's jump in first. What's America 250? America 250 is
a nonpartisan. nonprofit organization that was set up by Congress
in 2016, so 10 years ago. And it was an
order of Congress signed to celebrate America's 250th birthday, which
is coming up July 4th. Now, what is Freedom 250?
Freedom 250 is a different organization. This was started and
founded through a White House... task force called White House
Task Force 250. President Trump signed this into an executive
order really at almost the beginning of his second term
back in January of 2025. And the White House said
at the time that they are engaging all levels of
government, the private sector, nonprofit and educational institutions and every
citizen around the country to celebrate. And of course, as
we know, it's a mess. Now Freedom 250 has come
under scrutiny. Why? Freedom 250 has come under scrutiny for
a few reasons. Mostly that some people believe that it
has become a politicized event with President Trump sort of
becoming the namesake of some of their events. President Trump
announced on his social media platform, Truth Social, that two
of the events that were tied to Freedom 250 are
part of their celebrations. A rally on June 24th coming
up and then another one on July 4th on Independence
Day are both going to be now Trump rallies. And
then they've also... come under some criticism in the last
several weeks after they announced that there were going to
be concerts on the National Mall and a number of
pretty high-profile high-profile including people like people like Martina McBride
and Bret Michaels of the band poison pulled out of
the event saying that they didn't realize that it was
going to be a political type event. Freedom 250 says
they're not political, but still those artists withdrew. Yeah, big
artists, Bret Michaels of Poison. Big, big artists. Big names.
Big names. You know, all those people that bailed out
from the... Freedom 250. They were all booked by the
same guy. Ah, what is it now? It was the
one guy booked them all. They were all the clients.
And the agent that was the booker. He was, his
name was Jeffrey Epstein. No. Yeah. The guy's name is
Jeffrey Epstein? Yeah. I would be changing my name. Yeah,
it would be too, but apparently he just did this
on his own, and they said, hey, we don't want
to do this stuff. Hmm. All right, I just want
to sneak in some AI talk here. As it continues
to be interesting to follow what's happening in the forthcoming
IPOs. Axios is getting more and more access. We got
to figure out who runs this Axios operation. Who's behind
that? Well, we've looked into it before. It's a bunch
of lefties. Yeah. Is it? Is it? I think there's
some spooks involved. I think, let me see Axios. Let
me see if they can, is there a... Does it
have a wiki page? Yeah, look at the Axios masthead.
Let me see. What is he? Oh, listen to this.
Axios is an American news website based in Arlington, Virginia.
Hello. Home of the Spooks. Founded in
2016 and launched the following year by former Politico journalists
Jim Vande Hei, Mike Allen, and Roy Schwartz. Uh, let
me see. Okay, but in September 1st, 2022, Cox Enterprise
bought it for $525 million. So it's owned by Cox
now, apparently. Well, they got good access. They got access
to the president talking about Anthropic. You know, we have
a situation with Anthropic. And we didn't like what they
were doing. And so far, I think they've behaved very
responsibly to our... request. Do you view Anthropic and to
a degree its CEO, Dario Amadei, as a threat to
national security? Well, not now, but a week ago, maybe.
I was with him yesterday. He made a speech. I
made a little speech. We were in the room. On
the G7? And seems like a nice guy, smart guy.
But he responded to us very quickly. Because, you know,
it's tremendous liability. People get put in prison immediately for
that. You know, you can't play games with that. And
he responded very responsibly, I thought. far. I think he
will. All right. So responded responsibly. And the president is
very up to speed on how this went down. You
have the power to use the Defense Production Act. I
have the power to use a lot of things, yeah.
Would you consider using the Defense Production Act to possibly
regulate or control AI? I would, but I'm not sure
I have to do that. I think so far it's
been very responsible. Actually, it was a competitor. Amazon. And
a part owner. Amazon. That turned Anthropic in. They didn't
like what they were doing. They were very concerned. Think
of it. It's a part owner. And, uh... I think
it worked out very well. I think. This was Amazon,
you know? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Amazon Web Services. They said,
hey, we were able to jailbreak it. Okay. Yeah. I
have another AI clip, but just a quick shorty here.
Another Axios interview. They get good stuff out of the
president. Listen to this. Meanwhile, in a new interview with
Axios. President Trump was asked what he learned about the
limits of his power during this war with Iran. Here's
what he said. What have you learned about not just
the exercise of power, but the limits on your power
as a result of the conflict? There are no limits.
No, not I haven't learned that lesson yet. I know
there are, but, you know, there are no limits. We
defeated them. Totally militarily. However, beginning of conflict, you had
talked about you only wanted unconditional surrender. And, well, the
MOU doesn't look like unconditional surrender. Well, it really probably
is unconditional surrender. It is? I think so. I got
no limits to my power, baby. I can do whatever
I want. Yeah, this clip was played by all the
shows this morning. Hell yeah. And with all these Democrats,
and they should use this as a campaign for the
midterms. The guy's out of control. He's insane. Power hungry.
Yeah, maybe they will. So what I find interesting about
what's happening with the AI. uh build out is all
these companies are now raising debt through bonds So I
guess it's getting pathetic. It is pathetic. I mean, this
means no one else wants to invest in him. No
one wants to buy shares. So, well, okay, a bond
maybe. We'll do something with that. Here's CNBC. Well, so
this AI boom and all of this reliance on debt
to fund the data center build out, it's giving tech
investors a lot more reason to watch the bond market,
especially when you look at the 10 years. So smaller,
high growth tech stocks have really always been pretty rate
sensitive, but the giants in tech have been historically a
lot more immune to what is going on with rates
and the Fed because of their fortress balance sheets. But
that is changing significantly. The biggest tech companies are now
expected to spend about $750 billion on this AI build-out
just this year. And recently, a handful, as you mentioned,
Brian, have tapped debt markets. You have NVIDIA and Oracle.
Meta filed for about a $30 billion offering. Amazon has
filed the paperwork for a loan facility. and then OpenAI
has pointed to access to public debt as one major
motivator to actually go public. Analysts I've been talking to
widely expect this borrowing spree to continue, barring any sort
of rate shock here, but these companies have been depleting
their cash reserves at the same time. Goldman Sachs noting
recently that after accounting for CapEx... Free cash flow is
at its lowest level since the dot-com era. You can
see that chart there. Part of this is all financial
engineering, so there are reasons you would want to borrow
instead of actually spending your cash. When it comes to
these tech companies, it can be a lot more capital
efficient. It can preserve some flexibility. Peter Buchvar put it
well. He told me earlier, Brian, bottom line, tech investors
are learning what it's like. to be an investor in
an old economy industrial business. What's your take on this?
Wow, it's nuts. Okay, nuts, but explain the difference between...
Explain if you're... In the bond market. Well, it's a
bookkeeping thing. I mean, they have the, and I can't
explain it because I'm not a CPA. No. But there's
some bookkeeping angle. That allows them to, the way it'll
be written off if the whole thing folds is easier
to do under these circumstances because it's just a debt.
And you can also, you can carry it forward. There's
all kinds of, it has to do with tax implications.
There's a lot of fancy footwork that goes on. in
some in an effort to deal with the fact that
you've got way too much cash flow here that's going
to be have to be dealt with i i don't
know i i can't give you any more It's just
there's something fishy. Well, we can smell the fishy. We
just don't understand it. But it doesn't seem right. Well,
we don't because neither one of us are... Or accountants.
No. But there's somebody out there that can maybe explain
it a little better. Maybe our guy, local guy here.
I want to talk about something that you talked about
with me after the show and you had another fail.
That was in confidence. Oh I don't even know what
you're talking about. Yeah, the robot didn't put the spreadsheet
together correctly. Yes, yeah, the robot failed. Yes. So I
discuss this with JC. You want to explain what it
is? I want you to explain it and I'll explain
what he said. that you're doing wrong oh oh it's
my fault okay it is but no it's not your
fault it's the ai's fault but it's There's a trick.
Okay. Oh, well, okay. I've heard most of the tricks.
So the robot, the same one who knew correctly that
it was taping football games. So the robot is on
the ball. I have the robot. The minute I hit
the end of show mix, I say, robot, do the
credits. And the robot... knows now it's written scripts but
i'll just say the robot knows to go into the
spreadsheet to pick out the names 200 to 300 put
them into my uh outline and in the credits under
associate executive producers and then 300 and above and put
those into the executive producers also knows to pull out
the Knights, the Dames. So it's all nicely in the
show notes. And it works five times in a row
perfectly, and the sixth time it just farts and does
everything wrong. And I'm curious what JC had to say
about that. He says the mistake you're making is you're
telling it it's doing something wrong. This is counterintuitive. He
says in particular, especially Claude, has a tendency to absorb
a criticism that didn't do something right. And then from
then on, assume that, well, I guess it's okay once.
in a while and it'll keep doing it. He says
it'll get worse. Really? You have to start from scratch.
In other words, you reset. And start the process from
the beginning as if it never made a mistake. Oh,
well, okay. So when he says reset, I presume he
means clear the context, which I do. But these are
actual skills that I've written for it, that it has
written. And when you call a skill, it is supposed
to call the same scripts and do the exact same
thing every single time. It's just interpreting me saying, run
those scripts. And yet then it'll come back. And when
I say you did it wrong, you know what the
answer is? Oh, I'm sorry. I was freelancing instead of
adhering to the skill. This is the problem. Yeah, well,
you're not supposed to do that. According to him. Okay,
okay. In other words, don't ever say he did anything
wrong. Just tell him to do it over or start
over. How about this? So you need positive reinforcement. Good
job, but let's try it this way. Good job. Stupid.
Thanks. All right. Well, we're off to speed on how
to do it. All right. There is no doubt in
my mind that AI is going to increase jobs, increase
opportunity for people. For those of you who get into
it and know... So using chat GPT or a chat
bot is not the way to do it. You've got
to get this thing loaded on your computer so it
can destroy your files. And after a couple of rounds
of that, you'll understand how it works. I like to
destroy the files, which it does all the time. It
literally... I did what? This morning... I have another skill.
I call it... stage. So I say, here's all my
clips. Now I want you to organize those into meta
categories. So like Iran, right? So I have Iran. And
then subcategories, Beirut, Israel, before the MOU was signed, after
the MOU was signed, from the right. So we didn't
play any of these. responses from the right, responses from
the left.
Hormuz Oil, Vance in Switzerland, and then the Sunday shows.
So it's pretty good at doing that. But in the
meantime... I had created the end of show mix. I
put the spreadsheet in the donations folder. I put two
meetup reports into the meetups folder. I put the ISOs
in the ISOs folder. And... and the robot's doing this
plate skill, and it just deletes all those folders. I'm
like, what happened to my folders? Oh, oh no, I
broke my own rule and deleted them. Let me see
if there's a backup. Of course, no. And so I
had to do all that work over again. Let me
see if I can find its exact... Wow. Oh, yeah.
It's exact words. Let me see. What happened? When I
reshipped the renumbered folder at 12.02, I used rsync --delete
on the whole show folder. --delete removes anything. That isn't
in my local mirror. My mirror only had the 08
meta folder. So it deleted your top level donations, end
of show, ISOs. And your JCD clips folder survived only
because you added it at 1204 after my sync. This
is the exact thing the stage doctrine warns against. Quote,
do not delete extraneous files. Adam may have dropped files
there. I rationalize --delete as safe because the folder was
new this session. That was wrong. Yeah, that was wrong,
all right. So... Screw these AIs. I'm glad you're doing
this. Yeah, well, what it's teaching me is that, A,
you don't have to boo your commencement speaker about AI,
because if you get a little bit proficient and you
learn to do stuff like backup files, because the robot
will delete your crap, you can use it to some
advantage. No doubt about it. But you can't let this
stuff just run alone and run your company. That's not
going to work. And it will never work as long
as these things hallucinate. So it will never... It'll never
work perfectly, ever. No, well, when we get to quantum,
it will. Get quantum. Once we hit the quantum, we'll
be fine. All right, well, I got a couple of
things. I got some CIA stooge that was on CNN
I thought was funny. Okay, let's hit him. Tonight, Bill
Pulte, the Trump loyalist and federal housing official who started
today as acting director of national intelligence. despite having no
intelligence experience, using his first public comments in his new
role not to talk about U.S. intelligence, but to tout
government-owned mortgage entities Fannie Mae and FAC. It comes as
CNN reports that Pulte, after visiting DNI headquarters yesterday, requested
a list of every employee in the office. so he
could determine whether to fire hundreds of them. Sources say
that Pulte also asked if he'd have access to a
government plane and a security detail and whether he would
receive top-secret security clearance. Out for now, John Seifer, a
28-year veteran of the CIA's clandestine service, who was warned
about the danger of... Pulte overseeing U.S. intelligence. John, thanks
so much for being with us. What does it tell
you about Pulte when he's asking about a security detail
and access to a government plan? He's unserious and unqualified.
But for me, the bigger issue is it shows that
the president doesn't take the intelligence community seriously. If he
continues to put these kind of people in there. who
clearly are there just to do his bidding and to
try to sort of use the intelligence community as his
own detective agency to... to declassify information, to create conspiracy
theories. Ah, create conspiracy theories. Oh, that's cool. Okay, so
this guy's saying the president should never do that. Not
like Obama. telling him to change the entire Report political
reports that said Russia had nothing to do with the
2016 election. There's nothing like that Why do we even
argue this anymore? I don't know why we bother, but
you're right. But here we go. It shows that the
president doesn't take the intelligence community seriously. And if he
doesn't want unfiltered intelligence, then there really is no reason
to have an intelligence community, frankly. Wow. And Pulte asking
for the name of every employee to see whether to
potentially fire hundreds of them. I mean, Trump clearly wants
to. uh alter the way that the ODNI functions. Yeah,
I don't know how a list of people can show
anybody who's loyal or not loyal or what party they
belong to. As you know, public servants work for all
different... for Republicans and Democrats, different presidents. And. In no
way does anybody in the intelligence community show their partisan
support or is it written down in their thing. So
I don't know what a list of employees does for
him. And if his job is just to fire everybody
in the Directorate of National Intelligence, it goes to the
question of do we really need a Directorate of National
Intelligence? The thing was created. in 2004 to coordinate between
intelligence agencies. It's sort of a process job to try
to create standards and make sure regulations across the community
work. But ever since it began, you know, the people
inside the community that do the real work, the real
spying and the analysis, have always rolled their eyes at
the DNI and see it sort of as a... just
an extra layer of burden. And so, sure, if they
want to fire people, then just get rid of the
DNI. I think it would do everybody a good service.
Oh, yeah, I would much rather have that. Wait, wait,
what's his argument here? I would much rather have that.
This guy stinks, but they should get rid of the
whole place. And then he also says there's no partisanship
in these. In the spying community, like the 51 intelligence
officers that came out with the Hunter Biden laptop bullcrap,
half of them were still working. So this guy is
like, it's just they don't have their act together with
the messaging here. It's also not true. Because... George W.
Bush in 2008 with executive order 13470. solidified the DNI's
legal authority to direct intelligence gathering and analysis. So that's
a little bit more than just kind of like doing
paperwork. Yeah. And set policy for intelligent sharing with. foreign
agencies for the hiring and firing of senior intelligence officials.
The DNI was given further responsibility for the entire intelligence
communitaze, whistleblowing, and source protection by President Barack Obama. Why?
presidential policy directive 19 so there was a lot it's
a there's a lot more power this guy's basically lying
Whoa. A CIA spook lying? Hmm. Let me think about
that. Maga Loyalists, who we know have Trump's ear, are
encouraging him to clean house. Here is Steve Bannon. earlier
today in response to CNN's story on Pulte. Get your
guy to walk into everyone in the office. Everybody who's
in that room that's not your person, that did not
come with you, and you say, you're fired, you're fired,
you're fired, you're fired, and if I need to, I'm
going to start a criminal investigation and sweep your phones
up and see who talked to CNN and the New
York Times. Fight fire with fire. A far-right activist, Laura
Loomer, tweeting this as well, quote, we are expected to
see some well-deserved mass firing soon, adding, whenever they want
some other voice on the other side of an argument,
they always pull out the nutjobs. Oh yeah, well this
is clearly what everyone else thinks is Laura Loomer. Fight
fire with fire. A far-right activist, Laura Loomer. tweeting this
as well, quote, we are expected to see some well-deserved
mass firing soon, adding, quote, we all know who needs
to go. Criminal investigations, mass firings. To your point about
just getting rid of the ODNI, I mean, is this
even the most efficient way to do that if that
is what Trump is trying to accomplish? No, of course
not. I mean, we want, I think most Americans agree,
we want a professional, serious, and expertise-driven intelligence community. You
want an intelligence community that's focused on foreign adversaries. These
people are talking about creating partisan people who just do
whatever the president wants and get involved in domestic issues.
I mean, our intelligence community, foreign intelligence community, is very
powerful. And if it starts doing things like getting involved
in our elections, in election voting systems, this is exactly
what we've had decades of reform about to make sure
that we don't have that. We can't have anyone seeing
what we're doing. No, no, no. We can't have that.
Laughable. Oh, that is laughable. I have one short clip
here from ABC, which stuck out like a sore thumb.
considering there's no heat on this Disclosure Day movie. a
second. Do we have a box office on that? Disclosure
Day. Negative number. Movie box office. Let's see. Because no
one's talking about it. 60, what is it? 66 to
66 million. In the US. Oh, that's not too bad.
That's for one weekend? Let me see what it is.
Let me see. Where's that total? Let me see. Where's
the number 66? Uh... interesting it's only shows oh maybe
I'll do this here domestic total As of June 21st,
that's today. 78.3 million.
after its second weekend, which saw a drop of 62%
to drop to 17 million. Worldwide total approximately 128. With
a production budget of $115 million, estimated marketing costs of
$80 million. The film needs to gross around $300 million
worldwide to break even. You'll probably barely make it. Yeah,
so it's not a blockbuster by Steven Spielberg's standards. It
looks like a dog. So let's amp it up a
bit. Did China and Russia reverse engineer alien technology? Well,
there's a frightening thought for this Friday. It's one of
the claims made by Jordan Flowers, the executive director of...
UAP being unidentified anomalous phenomena, of course. Now, Flower says
in this latest batch of declassified UFO documents, there's evidence
that American adversaries retrieved downed UAPs and tried to make
their own versions. Translations, flying saucers were picked up by
the likes of Russia and China and they have been
tinkering with them ever since. Now, he also mentions claims
that the Russians and the Chinese have been surveilling the
United States' UAP programs. Okay, they reverse engineered it. There
you go. That makes nothing but sense. Yeah, sure they
did. Okay. Uh, well I think, uh, with that... I
could thank you for your courage. I say in the
morning to you, the man who put the C in
the CIA stooge, say hello to my friend on the
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that you put into your prompt and what you really
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starting to pay off. I mean, not if people had
to pay what the actual compute charge is, because that
would end it very, very quickly. You might forget it.
that would end very quickly uh but for 1878 we
titled that the dream build loop There was a nice
piece here from Blue Acorn. Now, Blue Acorn is an
OG artist. And this piece was more intricate than I
thought at first. This is the California bear leaving California.
You've got all kinds of dead. people in the form
of ghosts submitting ballots. But then in the background, there's
the ghost train high-speed rail to nowhere. There was a
lot of stuff in here. It's a great piece, the
more that I look at it. Yeah, it is a
good piece. It really is. And you can tell by
the comments that people leave on it. or wherever you
post it. But more importantly... It's a hat trick. It
is. Blue acorn three in a row. It's amazing. That's
right. He had the Roosevelt, um, wrestling match. He had
the, the ballots in Alaska. And you can tell he
has a style. You can tell it's his. I don't
know, which is also kind of interesting. that works that
way. So congratulations, Blue Acorn. We had a couple other
pieces that we looked at. Scroll down here. Now, today,
people who have been doing artwork for the show, been
listening, you know that we're very traditional when it comes
to these types of holidays or celebratory. Right. Yeah. We
need holiday stuff. Can I mention something about the hat
trick? Yeah. The two of us tend to... issue Use
that word. Oh, yeah. We can't let him win. We
can't let him win. Hat tricks. Yeah. And, you know,
oh, he's going for three in a row. Now let's
find something that's better. Let's screw him. you Just so
you know how hard it is to achieve a three
in a row like that. It's very difficult. Yeah. Uh,
there were a couple of MOUs. It wasn't really anything
that great. It stood out. It stood out as a
good piece. So yeah, so today we'll obviously... You'd be
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Father's Day in America, not with the European Catholics. And
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last year, but I get more. men and fathers congratulating
me on Father's Day than children or women. And this
has been quite the thing, where the fathers... are lifting
each other up. Hey, man, like, you know, rob the
constitutional lawyer, you know, all kinds of people just. Men,
fathers, we send each other happy Father's Day. Tina forgot.
And it wasn't, it wasn't, and you know, I'm like,
whatever. And, uh, I'm a stepdad and I treat her
girls as my own. And so we walk into the
church and the kids are giving. little Father's Day pen
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And it really hit me. It's like, we have been
so brainwashed about dads. You need to talk about the...
the unnecessary gay men kissing in Netflix and Prime TV
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Everybody Loves Raymond, you know, was it Bundy? What was
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Gold I had a cramp last night. A charley horse
again? A charley horse where? Your leg? Upper left thigh.
Oh. So what happens is you want to get out
of bed, but you can't extend your leg. Right. So
I'm hopping. I'm hopping. And I'm going to put it
next to him. You see? It's not really. And, uh...
I'm telling you, I put the Manuka Gold on it,
it went away, I got back to sleep. I don't
know what it is, but that stuff works for me.
So I'm gonna put it next to my bed. I
don't get cramps often, but man, the charley horse is
the, it wakes you up and you're like, "Aah!" Let
me get one of your foot. Oh yeah, oh yeah.
That's bad too. Has that increased for you after your
procedure? No, not at all. Any benefits? Any benefits? Any
benefits? Yeah, my blood pressure's way down. I have a
more steady heartbeat. Do you run the marathon fast? now?
No, I still haven't gotten my any... The stamina is
getting closer to normal, but not quite. Stamina? Oh, how's
your stamina? Stamina stinks. That's the problem. Sir Optimus. But
that could have something to do with being old. Aw.
So, you know, when you get old, you lose a
certain amount of weight. and you lose a step. I
gotta tell you the past... five or six shows, it's
like you never had anything happen. No, that's good. Exactly
the same as before. We had hoped for an improvement.
Yeah, you're not going to get that. Sir Optimus is
in San Ramon, California. 333 and 17 cents. Happy Father's
Day to you, John and Adam. Happy Father's Day to
all the No Agenda Fathers of Gitmonation. Though I was
originally knighted via show the 1500 promo, this donation officially
brings me beyond the traditional 1K knighthood threshold. I am
proudly no longer a discount knight and will finally order
my signet. ring. Thank you. My primary mechanism for donating
to the show has been my cash back credit card
points. Well, that's an interesting idea. The more I spend,
the more you win. Exit strategy. No agenda credit card.
Yeah, that's what I want. I want people getting a
bill at the end of the month that says no
agenda on it. That sounds like a great idea. This
has been discussed in the past, but I hope it
might help my fellow producers unlock an easy way to
trigger donations. Humbly requesting house buying karma here in Danville,
California. The Bay Area is so nonsensical. Let's see how
long the AI investment circle jerk goes until the bubble
pops. God bless you both, says... optimist is that a
problem is there a problem with the with housing in
the in the area Well, now that you mention it,
we can play a bonus clip, one of the rare
clips we can play during the donation segment. Wow, a
bonus clip. Okay, what is it? This will be a
California house tax scam.
Buying a new house in California? Congratulations. Sacramento just added
$324,000 to your price. No, I'm not joking. It's called
AB-130, Section 58, page 137 of a budget bill our
buddy Newsom signed last June. Everybody was staring at the
HOA. fine cap on the front of the bill. Meanwhile,
on page 137, they buried the biggest housing tax in
California history. Here's how the scam works. The state calculates
how many miles the people living in that new house
are going to drive for the next 20 years. And
if they're driving more than Sacramento thinks is acceptable, The
developer pays a penalty, $2 per extra mile. 20 years
deep. Over the life of the fee, $324,000. What? Per
home. And that cost doesn't come out of the developer's
pocket. It comes out of yours, added to the purchase
price or the monthly rent. You bought a $600,000 house.
It's now $924,000. Rent was supposed to be $2,500. Well,
now it's $3,850. For what? Because Sacramento doesn't want you
driving to work. Oh, and our good friend Ashley Zavala
on ABC 10, well, she's still saying it's just a
study. That what lawmakers approved was not a tax. Ashley.
Read page 137. I'll wait. Wow! What kind of sucky
system is that? Unbelievable! Wow! I don't quite understand it,
but it sounds bad. It's going to be, I'm sure
there's going to be some suits that'll be over. It's
just one of these things. They keep doing this stuff
because Newsom is totally convinced that. We don't go all
electric, even though our grid can't handle it. Yeah. It's
already been calculated. We can't get enough electricity to make
everything electric. And now they've determined that, you know, like
Berkeley, for example, has been pushing making it illegal. New
housing can't have gas in it. No, of course. You
have to have all electric. And they were permushing the
induction. We talked about this. J.C. had this. Induction stoves,
which apparently have a magnetic field that is so far
away from the stove that you can't legitimately cook on
them without being maximally punched. With this magnetic field which
which can be cancer inducing and it's right around the
height of your crotch Yeah, it's not good. No, here's
the karma for Sir Optimus. Older than that. You've got
karma. Wow, that's no good, man. say the least. Uh,
so we're- Scott, Scott, Scott. Scott Scott more more butter
M-O-H-R, in St. Albert, Alberta, Canada. In the morning. This
donation is to be a switcheroo 60th birthday gift from
my brother, Michael Moore butter. who lives in Saskatchewan. Could
he please get him de-douched and a mac and cheese
jingle? You've been de-douched. Mac and Cheese by Ongram. Yes.
And 333 from Lane Lamoureux. Who is in Baghdad. Ooh,
he's in Baghdad. He is. Can you turn your speakers
just a bit? I'm having trouble. Okay, keep going. He's
in Baghdad in the Baghdad Governant IQ 333. Your boots.
on the ground buddy is back at the American University
of Iraq Baghdad you guys have become my buddies from
Boise to North Scottsdale and now Baghdad love the absence
of ads loads of laughs plus relevant info relevant info
while I live abroad we want to be your friend
Lane We definitely want to be your friend. Let us
know what's going on there in Baghdad. What's happening? How's
the nightlife? Yeah, he's probably in the green zone. How
are you in the, how are the bars? Are you
in the green zone? That was good. That was very
good. They were talking about green zones. to read the
next one. This is from dude named Jeff. Kurt Elaine
in Idaho. 250, associate executive producer, credit for him. Dear
John and Adam, dude named Jeff here, longtime producer and
donor of time and talent. One of my talents has
been sharing no agenda in video form. Oh, I know,
I saw this the other day. Years ago, I was
making YouTube videos. with visuals from the show like the
oil pipeline maps, artwork, and the troll room. Unfortunately, that
ended with content strikes during COVID, but that passion never
faded. Now, thanks to AI and the Podcast Index, I've
started making clips from my own podcast and for friends,
including the Noah Jenner Show. It's a great way to...
hit people in the mouth with a zinger from the
best podcast in the universe. Thanks, Adam, for reposting one
of my clips on X where you were discussing the
laughable football flops. If anyone wants to try it out,
make your own clips from a podcast, try out my
app, clipperoni.com. Clipperoni, like macaroni. Clipperoni.com. It transcribes and finds
the viral moments into shareable video clips. Well, this is
good for us. Especially if you're a host. a podcast
and want to share it on platforms like YouTube or
TikTok, but like Adam, don't want to spend time in
post-production. Let Clipperoni.com do the work for you. I'd love
to hear what... fellow producers think of what I've built.
Thank you guys for continuing to bring us the best
podcasts in the universe. And may you never find an
exit strategy. Yeah, people, use clipperoni.com on this show. On
this particular episode. Let's see how it works. Yeah, it's
very interesting. Dame Mama Thunder's up. She's in the... Bitterroot
Valley, Missoula, Montana, 2-12-12. And she writes... uh itm boomers
first time donor long time listener i was gifted my
name if she's a first time donor you might as
well dedouche you've been dedouched I was gifted my damehood.
Oh, she has actually been gifted it. The Dame Hood,
yes. By her husband two and a half years ago.
After the birth of our first son and after just
having our second son, I realized I'm long overdue for
it to donate. This is a switcheroo for my husband.
This goes to Troy Funderburk. Good old Troy. Who we've
heard from a lot. Good old Troy. Babe, thank you
for being such an incredible husband and father. I fall
more and more in love with you every day watching
you teach Teddy on his bike and love on Jasper.
And love on Jasper fills my heart. Okay. We are
so proud of you and love you so much. Happy
Father's Day. There's one. Yeah, the first one. To the
wheelie. Best dad, wheelie, best dad in the universe. Obviously,
one of the kids says wheelie. Wheelie. Wheelie. It's wheelie
good. Jingle request. 33 is the magic number in mac
and cheese. Huh? Interesting. Please also throw in some millennial
karma. Thank you, sirs. Most sincerely, Mabel Jean Funderburk. aka
Dame Mama Thunder of the Bitterroot Valley. I think, didn't
we have a specific millennial karma? I think we did.
Millenial. I think we did. Hold on a second. Millennial.
and is it double n millennial Yes. We had... No,
that's not it. millennial Karma. I thought we had a
millennial karma. Nope. Now I'm obsessed with it. Hold on,
let me see. Yeah, he's obsessed. I'm obsessed. This is
going to never get, the show's never going to end.
Yeah, all right, here we go. 33, that's the magic
number. It's the magic number. You slaves can get used
to mac and cheese, mac and cheese, mac and cheese,
macaroni Cheap cheddar melted together. Mac and cheese, mac and
cheese, mac and cheese. Mac and cheese. Hey, everybody. You've
got karma. I knew it was in there somewhere. And
there's La Jolla Salt Corporation coming in with $210.60. from
La Jolla, California, and says, Hobnobbing among lunar economy pioneers
preparing for the IPO of our new Arm Salt X.
We wish to pause and suggest producers purchase a sea
salt scrub for themselves, their friends, and family. Nothing quite
addresses the punishing effects of the frozen dark vacuum. Thank
you. no agenda podcast on instagram yeah there you go
and uh wind up by saying uh go podcasting You
notice that the previous donation was the first one that
wasn't from a dude? saying happy Father's Day. Interesting. Just
noticing. In fact, we get another example coming. Eli the
coffee guy. And... 200, which is unusual. Yeah, there's no
coded date in there. And no name of city that
came through the spreadsheet, oddly. He writes, I'm fortunate to
have two fathers.
Dad, who is 83, still bowls twice a week. and
runs a computer repair business. My stepdad passed last year
from complications of a bypass. Add to that the father
figures of my uncles and grandpa who were union pipe
coverers. Needless to say, I have all of them to
thank for the man I am today. To thank for
as I... I strive to be that same role model
for my son. Happy Father's Day, all. It takes a
real man to raise real men, and those men need
real coffee. So visit gigawattcoffeeroasters.com and use the code ITM20
for 20% off your order. Happy Father's Day, and stay
caffeinated, says Eli. the coffee. That is great. Still loving
that cold brew, Eli. Thank you. Hey, there's the Indy
No Agenda Meetup from Greenwood, Indiana. That's Sir Mark and
Dame Maria host that every single month. $200. This is
the Indy and a Meetup switcheroo. And Dame Cindy of
the Tito's gets the associate executive producer and she says,
no, no double. Karma, not entirely true, but we'll give
it to you. You've got... Pharma. Which moves us to
Linda Lupatkin in Castle Rock, Colorado. Linda Lupatkin, $200. Jobs
Karma, your resume has about 10 seconds to make an
impression, and most don't. For a resume that gets results,
go to ImageMakersInc.com. Linda helps professionals and executives position their
experience so employers can see the value. That's ImageMakers Inc.
with a K. And Linda Liu, Duchess of Jobs and
writer of winning resumes. Best, Linda. Jobs, jobs, jobs. and
jobs. Let's vote! karma. And that wraps up our associate
and executive producers. Oh, we have one more. I'm sorry.
Two more. Oh, I'm so wrong. You're right. I was
wrong. Dakota Walker, Portland, Maine, $200. Hi, John and Adam.
With today's donation of $200, I believe I finally reached
knighthood accounting below confirmed. I have completely goofed on my,
I completely goofed on my last donation note where I
asked for help obtaining vaccine exemption for my kids in
Maine. I gave the wrong email address. If anyone has
helpful information, please send it to the correct email address.
607 Walker at gmail.com. So exemption for the kids in
Portland, Maine. It's a real problem up there. Email address
6607walker at gmail.com. Request, think of the children jingle, House
Buying Karma. Happy Father's Day to all the fathers. In
Gitmo Nation. I'm the child of the- You've got karma.
And now we're at the end with Amy Lynn in
Cold Spring, Minnesota. 200. Happy Father's Day, gents. There you
go. There's a lady telling us how to do it.
Happy Father's Day. Second one. Second one. This is a
switcheroo for my smoking hot. Huzz, huzz. Dan the man.
Huzz. Happy Father's Day and thank you for always supporting.
Zaley. Zaley. Zaley. And I, no matter what. Egg, egg.
It looks like Exley. It looks like Exlax. What life
throws at us and to respond to his Mother's Day
donation for me. Ah. Amy Lynn is not a stripper.
You're welcome for keeping this house together. Ha ha! Parenting
a teenage girl is hard. But we got this. On
another note, if you're looking for down-to-earth fun hairstylists, come
see me at my suite in Waite Park, Minnesota. Refreshed.
It's called the Refreshed Hair Studio. Let's... quote, do this.
Smiley face. Last but not least, thank you too for
the bi-weekly media deconstruction and entertainment. It's immensely appreciated and
enjoyed. Sincerely, Amy Lin, not a stripper. Oh wow, bummer.
All right, now we get to thank all of our
execs. and associate executive producers. These credits are the real
deal. You can use them anywhere. These Hollywood credits are
recognized, including IMDb.com. We appreciate you, and congratulations with your
credits. Our formula is this. We hit people in the
mouth. $50 or above, never under 50 for reasons of
anonymity. And Amy Harmon comes in from Asheville, North Carolina.
$1.77 and 60 cents. Ah! It is a 17 cents.
donation. Waza Waza to the best dad in the universe
who doesn't listen to the show but I hear in
a mouth all the time XOXO Hey, come on, Dad.
Stuart Walton from Staffordshire. That's in England. 105.61. And he
made a $100.25. Uh... One for every year since dad
died. Donation to the show in honor of my late
father, Ken Walton, CBE. That's a citizen of the British
Empire on Father's Day, 21st of June. This is my
sixth annual Father's Day donation in honor of my late
father, Ken Walton, CB, who died of a heart attack,
age 71, on Father's Day, June 2001. 25 years ago,
putting for a birdie on the 11th green at Bishop's
Stortford Golf Club. Died too young to see all his
grandchildren have succeeded, and I miss him every day. A
real-life commander of the British Empire, pardon me, commander of
the British Empire, awarded on the Queen's birthday. birthday honors
list in 1984 for services to British industry. Oh, that's
a very nice. That's a knighting. That is a knighting.
Emily, in the middle of nowhere in Nebraska, 105.35, saw
the newsletter for the first time when the link was
on Noah Jenner's Instagram story. Aha! So here's someone who
found us through the Instagram. Instagram story, no less. Jay
is really rocking it. Been listening for years by the
recommendation of Saddle Tramp Brand on Instagram. Please de-douche me.
You've been de-douched. Richard J. Lindquist with $100. Thank you.
Your favorite pool guy, Austin, Roseville, California, $100. Drinking Blanche.
You've been de-douched. Tim Heasel, uh, came in with a
boob donation plus fees. So that's 84.38. Thank you very
much, sir. Becoming heroic in Shererville, Indiana. Also, boob donation
with fees, 84.29. Happy Father's Day in heaven, sir. Becoming
heroic. Sir Kevin McLaughlin, Archduke of Luna, lover of America
and boobs from Concord, North Carolina with 80.08. God bless
America and boobs. Sir Marv Santella. Santella in Tucson, Arizona,
73-44. And he wants a shout out to his son,
Corey Santella, his first Father's Day. Congrats! Many more to
come from Sir Marv. Nicholas Leary, Columbus, Ohio, 72-72. Sir
Doherty in Stevens City, Virginia. Happy Father's Day, Sir Not
Jake from Sir Doherty, 5678, 5678. We see it. Double
Nicholas and a Dime from Danielle Williams in Weed, California.
Lydia Terry, Rochester, New Hampshire, 5333. Matthew Funk, St. Helens,
Oregon, 5272. Bob Funk, happy 50th Father's Day. to the
best father in the universe. Sir Selverin? Silver Spring, Maryland,
5272. Happy Father's Day from Sir Selvrin of the DC
Swamp. Have a wonderful... Father's Day and first day of
summer. Carl Vogler, 5272, thanks us for the sanity. You're
welcome. Sir James Durante, San Diego, California. California 5272, happy
Father's Day to Adam and John. Also, happy Father's Day
to my dad, John, and myself, Sir James Durante of
Durante of San Diego. Love Dame Nancy of the Confused.
I think it's just Dame Nancy of the Confused. San
Bruno, California, 5244. Thank you for working on Father's Day.
Yes! May we point that out? We work on all
kinds of holidays. Forrest Martin, $50.05. Here are the 50s.
Isaac Boyney and Waterbury, Vermont. Long-term freeloader. Please de-douche. You've
been de-douched. John Fitzpatrick from Herber- Springs, Arizona, Arkansas. I
should mention that we only have two 50s. That's it.
And we didn't get the checks this week because the
post office was closed on the dubious holiday called Juneteenth.
Ah, so you did not get your pickles either. I
didn't. Pickles. Your Louisiana dill pickles. I thought those already
came. Well, you didn't mention it. Did you get him?
Yeah. Did you try him? Well, I'm on a no-salt
diet, so I haven't tried them yet. Oh, that's a
bummer. Oh man. When can you, when can you, can
you ever eat them again? Can you ever eat? I
think, yeah, but it won't be like tomorrow. Oh, I'm
sorry. Oh, I was all excited to hear you. How
wonderful. Because when you taste these pickles, you'll never want
any other pickles again. Well, they're in a secure place.
They're in the skiff.
In the skiff. They're all set in the skiff. Thank
you, everybody, for supporting the No Agenda Show. Go to
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Scott Moorbutter wishes his brother and gave him a switcheroo,
Michael Moorbutter, a very happy birthday. He turned 60 years
old. And so we say, yeah, happy birthday from everybody
here at the band. This podcast is a universe. ♪
The slayin' ♪ ♪ That's strange ♪ Yeah, we got
a really big title change, and that means it is
time for a jingle because Sir Scobie now becomes... the
Grand Duke of the No Agenda show and that is
quite the big deal to be a Grand Duke and
with that donation he also will be a knight, a
red knight in the Order of the Heart and we
might as well get those guys out. Right from the
start Sir Scovey. to be known as Grand Duke of
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by going to noagendarings.com. Now we have one night to...
To bring up on the podium here. Yeah, I got
the blade right here. Woo! It's a beauty, everybody. Dakota
Walker, come on! Yeah, you can just walk around the...
Yeah, there's the steps up there. Perfect. He's on the
podium. Thank you very much. For your support of NOAA
Gen, the amount of $1,000 or more, that makes you
an official Knight of the NOAA Gen Roundtable. I am
proud to pronounce the KD as Sir Dakota Walker. For
you, sir, we have Hookers & Blow, Rent Boys, and
Chardonnay. We've got dyed soda and video games on beta.
We got beer and blunts, we got cowgirls and coffee
barners, Ruben S. Ruben and Rosé, Gays and Sake, vodka,
vanilla, bong hits and bourbon, sparkling cider and escort, gin,
trail and gerbils, breast milk and pablum, and of course,
as always, the round table, mutton and meat. Who doesn't
love the mutton and the meat? And you too, sir,
go to noagendarings.com. We'll be happy to send you your
No Agenda Night Ring. All we need... from you is
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we'll get it to you. It is a signet ring,
so it comes with wax to seal your important correspondence,
and as always, a certificate of authenticity. Welcome to the
roundtable, Sir Dakota Walker. No agenda! no agenda meetups and
they take place all around the globe on all days
of the week and this is the latest from Leo
Bravo up there in Los Angeles in Wilmington California actually
for I think this was number 76 Hey everybody, it's
Leo Bravo at Meetup number 76. I'm going to pass
the phone around. My friends have things to say. Hi
Leo, I'm here at RT in San Pedro. Enjoy the
show for many years, guys. Hey John and Adam, it's
your lead Kim Faux Pop just here in beautiful Wilmington,
California, just enjoying the day after Juneteenth. Tally-ho! This is
Angie from the ranch enjoying this lovely company here for
the no agenda meetup with Leo Bravo. I am not
the server. This is Eric at the computer. I am
not the server either, so I don't know who the
server is this time. This is Donna in the morning.
Hi, Tina. Hi, John. Hi. Adam, hi, Mimi, I hope
you all are doing great. Hey, this is B Dizzle
and uh... Hey, we'll fix this in post. Thanks. Hello
from B Dizzle in the morning and... Oh, no. Hold
on. This is Commodore Kirk in the morning. In the
morning. Love Leo Bravo and his merry band in Los
Angeles and the area there. A lot of people in
that area who come to the meetups. But the biggest
one is always the one that Annette Miller puts together
in a great meetup report. It is the indie meetup.
Hi, this is Sir Mark. And this is Day Maria
having a fantastic... It's super stoked to be watching the
UFC! from Carmel. Suggestion for John when fisting nuts in
public, be sure to select cocktail peanuts, not red skin
peanuts. Hey, it's Nick. Happy Japan versus Netherlands World Cup
Day, everybody. Thank you. Hey, this is Emily here, your
shufflecrat and spook, learning all about drugs and show... to
all my people on the border because I work with
you in HR. Bruce here just enjoying the good company.
Gary here. Happy birthday, King Trump. That too soon? Hi,
this is Dame Cindy of the Tito's. I think my
next name will be Dame Cindy of the Nut Queens.
I think that's what Benny suggested. Anyway, thanks to Mark
and Maria and we are certified landmines. free. Hello guys,
it's Emma. I'm a server here at Blind Owl Brewery.
I have this wonderful group, No Agenda. They have been
wonderful. Y'all come down on 62nd and Benford. Y'all come
see us. We got some freshly brewed beer, some made
to scratch kitchen items. Y'all come see us. Thank you.
Happy Blind Day! Thanks, King Don. That server had a
clue. Yeah, oh yeah. This is exactly what servers should
do. Come on down. We got the freshly brewed beer.
We got scratch from the kitchen. Oh yeah. What a
promotion. That's how you do it. Yeah, that was dynamite.
That's how you do it. So Scott Auld, A-U-L-D, added...
an emergency meetup. at Pipe Smoke and Cheeseburgers. That's in
Charm City and Boca Raton, the mouth of the rat.
Boca Raton, Florida, Charm City Burger Company. Started about an
hour ago, so if you're in the area, go say
hi. It's never a good idea to do a meetup
announcement. on the day of, but we'll see if that
worked out for you. For Friday, that's the next meetups
that we have on the list. We have Zone Spooky
Kinder Meeting. Oh, that's in Berlin. Hello, Deutschland. That came
in at the last minute too. Zone spooky kinder meeting.
Hmm, Berlin, Germany. All right. Spooky, huh? And Rotterdam in
the Netherlands on the 26th. Time to exchange notes. Yes,
please. We need some meetup reports from you guys. On
the 27th, we have Fort Wayne, Indiana. And, of course,
the Get John out of the House meetup in Albany,
California. Go meet John. Bring a head on a stick
of me, if you don't mind. Houston, Texas on the
27th. the 28th, Decatur, Alabama, and Longview, Texas, also on
the 8th. On the 2nd of July, Raleigh, North Carolina,
the 11th, Eagle, Idaho, the 14th, Scottsdale, Arizona, Asheville, North
Carolina on the 15th, and Charlotte, North Carolina on the
16th. You guys are going to be really into your
meetups. And there's a lot more in August, in September.
We go all the way through October. You can find
all of them at noagentameetups.com. This is free. There's no
cost to do it, no cost to entry. You just
go and find people, make connections. It gives you protections.
Every single one of the people you meet at these
meetups will be a first responder for you in case
of any emergency. The meetups, they make you stable. It
makes you able. Go to noagentameetups.com. If you can't find
one near you, here's an idea. Start one yourself. It's
free, it's easy, and guaranteed, always a party. Sometimes you
want to go hang out ♪ Sing ♪ have John's
tip of the day coming up next. People complaining about
your poop gummies. I didn't think it was a good
tip. I don't know. You know what? What? No, no,
just asking. No, I don't. What? I don't know. I
don't know what. So tip of the day is coming
up next. And of course, we have our end of
show mixes. But before we do that, we'd like to
select an ISO, something we play at the very end
of the show. And I have real people. John has
been working as AI robot again. So I'll start. No.
These are real people. Oh, real people saying real things
that weren't AI generated. Of course. Here's mine, the first
one. Go into the well. I thought that was pretty
good actually. How about this? Gosh, I can't think of
anything more important than this.
I'm glad you liked that one. That was a good
one. I agree with all of that. Yes, 100%. I
think I have a bit of a contender here. Gosh,
I can't think of anything more important than this. That's
pretty good. All right. What do you have? I don't
know where you got that one. I have a couple
of, I got a Biden. The No Agenda podcast is
great. Not a joke. I'm serious. Not kidding. It's never
gonna win with me. Well, you don't like Biden? It's
just, there's no energy. It's not a way to end
a show. No energy from Biden? Wow, that's a shocker.
I know, so why even try? And besides, they're too
long. They need to be... three seconds. These are five
seconds. Oh, let's go with Tom Cruise. Real Mission Impossible
is he's actually finding a better podcast than No Agenda.
You know, do they give you a video with this
at the same time? Yeah. Yeah. Why don't you post
the video on X? I already did. That'll be better
than that. No, I think my ISO wins. You laughed
at my ISO. Yeah, I think it does. But nobody
can beat John's tip of the day. Great advice for
you and me, just the tip with JCB. And sometimes...
Of course. Of course you lost them. I did. -
You're gonna have to stop tape. All right, stop tape,
everybody. Stop tape. What does that mean? You have to
go somewhere else? No, I have to go downstairs. I
closed the browser which had the information opened. No, I'm
never going to edit this out. This is too good.
Yeah, you will. Hold on. It won't take me but
a sec. That's like you looking up the thing from
Malone. Yeah, that's my point. Yeah, maybe. Yeah. Except the
payoff was bigger. Depends on what this is going to
be. Payoff was much bigger with Malone. I found a
clip that said Malone 6. Wow. And knew it was
the one. I mean. That is saying something. See if
I can play something to entertain people in the meantime.
Yeah, play something to entertain. That wasn't very exciting. Well,
that didn't do anything. No. John C. Dvorak's Pet Bebop
Day. Wow, we haven't played that in a long time.
If you see something, say something. Fact check false. Oh
my God! Woo! Listen to that horn! The Distraction of
the Week on Noah's Show. And uh... Nothing to see
here. Did you find it? You know, this is annoying
now. He can't find it. I- hold on a second.
Just look under email from Mimi. I'm doing... Oh, okay.
I found it. Oh. Amen. Jeez. Uh, this is, it's
not, I should have remembered it, but I just couldn't
quite, I had to make sure I got it right.
This came in from Dame Bang Bang, by the way.
Oh, all right. This is a pre-July 4th tip of
the day. It's for people who are going to drive,
which I think is most people. There's a website you
should put on your list of websites called pure-gas.org. Pure-gas.org.
Yeah, and this is a list of all the gas
stations in the country. that don't put ethanol in the
blend. Oh. Because a lot of people don't like it.
It's not necessarily good for a lot of cars to
have ethanol because a lot of people put 10% ethanol
in their gasoline to stretch it. And the ethanol is
sometimes dangerous to certain hoses and things. Pets. Hey! My
gas station in Fredericksburg. is on the list yeah well
there it's one of the stations now that said i
will mention that uh This family here, we have two
cars that run. pretty much run ethanol. The E85, uh...
flexor gas cars are fabulous because right now in California,
if you have an E85 car, you can use 85%
ethanol. And it sells for $3.50 as opposed to $6.
Oh. Amazing. But yeah, pure gas.org is for people that
are, that are freaky about. their gasoline, they went pure.
gasoline and not watered down hey breaking news vance is
shaking hands and hugging with the iranians in switzerland Ah,
then he won't get blamed. No, he won't get blamed,
but they still might get blowed up. Wow, that's amazing.
That's good news. That's a good way to finish the
show. That is. And a good tip of the day,
John. Now I know that I am getting my gas
at the right place. These people are good. I like
these people. It's a family-owned business, too. There it is,
everybody. Get all of the tips at noagendafun.com. Tip of
the day. I'm Ned. JCB And sometimes, I don't. Created
by Dana Burnetti. Wow, everything just fit in perfectly. So
good, so good, so good. Stay tuned, though, to noagendastream.com,
or if you're listening on the Modern Podcast app, we
have OBDM. Our big dumb mouth coming up next with
World Cup UFO abduction. Oh, cool. Nothing screams second half
of show than that, does it? That's beautiful. Thank you,
trolls, for being here with us. And happy Father's Day,
everybody. Especially for, you know, actual dads out there. It's
okay. We guys can say that to each other. End
of show mix is from Cam, Molly Berry, and MVP.
And as always, we will return on Thursday to bring
you more media deconstruction, help you understand what's going on
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