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Hit it, baby. Larry Blytner. Darren O'Neill. It's Sunday, August
2nd, 2026. This is your Gitmo Nation of Media Assassination,
episode 1891. This is no agenda. That's right, we are
broadcasting live from just outside of Chirac, right here in
FEMA Region 5. In the morning, everybody, I'm Darren O'Neill.
And from the pretentious Connecticut shore, this is Larry Blydener
keeping commies and creeps at bay with my gleaming scimitar
of truth. It's Darren and Larry. In the morning. Yeah,
I still can't figure out why you move from one
commie place to another. You had a chance. I'm not
that bright. You had a chance to escape. What can
I say? Yeah. The joy ride continues on today's show.
Yeah. Thanks to everybody who sent in the well wishes.
We are trying to do right by the show and
trying to give you the media deconstruction. We are not
trying to replace Adam or John because we can never
replace Adam and John, but we're Darren and Larry. Yeah,
we're having some fun. I'll say that. That was a
lot of fun last time out. It really was. And
one thing I missed in the troll room, and I
think I said the number when I did the troll
count, because it's like plates are spinning. The podfather makes
it look easy. The maximum number listening live. was 888,
which is kind of spooky, being that JCD, everybody knows.
eights are magic so uh then why did he think
they were magic i couldn't know but they are just
stacked zeros or two donuts or well you know i
always wonder about that why people develop uh you know
an affinity for certain digits your lucky numbers are your
lucky numbers but jcd left a mark worldwide and if
there's any question about it Our first clip for today
comes all the way from down under. And Adam posted
this over on the X. And the woman's name, I've
got it here. is Sarah Harris. And man, Nick the
Rat was the first one that like, oh man, now
you're making me cry again because this. is going to
show you exactly. the whole. all around the world left
by the passing of John C. Dvorak. This is quite
embarrassing to admit, but last Friday I spent the time
crying in the work toilets over a man I've actually
never met. The last 12 years, twice a week, every
week, I've been listening to this podcast and it's hosted
by John C. Dvorak. Showing a picture of John. I've
listened to this podcast for such a long time and
it's become such a part of my life. And I've
donated to the show. You don't pay for it. It's
all based on donations. And it's got me through some
hard times in my life. And I just can't believe
how hard it's hit me. It feels like a death
in the family. You know when people lose their minds
when celebrities die? Yeah. I always thought, oh my God.
I get it. I actually get it. to feeling like
you know someone and that other person has no clue
who you are. So, Sarah Harris, we feel you. the
outpouring from people saying just that and this coming from
somebody that works in radio You know, I don't think
anybody that does this kind of thing where you're talking
and, you know, you're basically talking to a microphone and
I'm talking to you and Adam was talking to John.
Sometimes you lose. that you're talking to a whole lot
of people and you're making a difference. in what you
do. So that was a beautiful. tribute. That was very
nice. It really was. Heartfelt. Yes, echoing what you are
hearing from a lot of the producers of the No
Agenda show. Again, thanks to everybody for listening to Larry
and I keep up this tradition. And for the people
saying Larry's voice is too good, I mean, you're probably
right. Oh, keep saying that. I love it. More. Louder.
Repeat, please. Yeah. But it's as usual. The news cycle
going on. The media is a little less than honest.
And you brought a clip that is more than fresh
off the press. This popped up like 20 minutes ago.
It's kind of interesting because in the previous show, the
doll of the day was, of course, Tony Fauci. And
his fans are still clinging. to his, to what remains
of him. And one of them obviously is, is Dana
Bash. And she's, she's kind of getting into it with
Bobby the K, right. You know, just minutes before this
show began. But you're just you're talking about rights and
I'm asking about a potential public health crisis that is
that is coming but I do want to let's and
one of the mistakes we made in the last time
was suppressing those rights so people weren't being heard. Doctors
who are saying you're doing it wrong. We're being marginalized
and vilified. Because, again, I really want to move on.
But you were saying... You were part of the problem.
No, I wasn't part of the problem. It was absolute
press malpractice. You weren't allowing your job. Mr. Secretary, your
job is a fierce skepticism toward authority. And you weren't
doing that. You were beating up people who were dissenting.
No, okay. Are you going to... You want to sit
here and attack me? Larry, we've never actually hit this
button for us yet. Clip of the day. I don't
care that it's the first one out of the box.
Oh my God, well thank you. I feel so honored.
There might be a show title in there, Darren. Press
Malpractice. I've never even heard that before, but I love
it. Oh, I love that people are getting a little
bit more ornery with these morons that are pretending to
be the media who never ask probing questions. If you
ever hear like, oh, what do you make of that?
You know they're morons. Of course. Thank you. And this
reality of the world, we were... Bobby the K, absolutely
right. They were silencing doctors who had a different opinion.
from the majority that happened. And that's scary. Cause how
do you know if your doctors are right or the
other doctors are right? You don't. They were silencing, silencing
everyone. I was bumped off Facebook because I said things
critical of the Vax. I was, many of my tweets.
were deleted, you know, for those violations. It's disinformation. Disagreement
is disinformation. We all remember that, yeah. Yeah, and you
were suspended a few times as well from texting. Oh,
yeah. By the way, I have to thank, my wife
came up with that clip, and if I don't thank
her, I'm going to be probably not eating for the
next week or so. So thank you, wife. Well, that's
it. You never know where the good clips are going
to come from. You never know. Yeah. And that is
wow. I mean, I've heard people like Rubio and Trump
get a little contentious with the press. RFK Jr., this
I think was the, so far, my favorite. Right? He's
got game. There's no question. Yeah. That is press. So
what happened was. After the Fauci thing, last episode. I
kind of flashed on this kooky idea, and I want
to run it by you, Darren, and of course the
Podfather, and all our Marvy producers out there. And it's
kind of like... No Agenda has this very pronounced, I
think, medieval component. It's kind of like Ving Rhames in
Pulp Fiction. You're going to get medieval on your ass.
We've got knights and dames. Yeah, we've got knights, we've
got dames, we've got barons and dukes and viscounts and
magical swords and regal trumpet fanfares and signet rings and
sealing wax. It's all right there. Excuse me. And I
realized as I was watching Fauci... in that chamber of
Congress being grilled, and I'd say grilled slash verbally abused
by some of those guys, that this was the 21st
century version of being pilloried, like Quasimodo, you know, being
towed around a town square, strapped to an open wagon
while everybody pitches rotten fruits and vegetables at him and
curses him out, right? That's kind of what that was.
guy and as we know he's actually a hero just
not not attractive but about the same as as that
uh knife-eared goblin Fauci. So anyway, watching that, I thought
maybe there's something there. Maybe there's an element or a
feature. that could be added to No Agenda, something like
the pillory pageant. And so my first nominee would be
Bernie. Right. I mean, who's more cretinous and horrific than
Bernie? That horrid commie fossil who just won't go away.
And Kennedy, so nicely, just summed him up nicely on
the five. But I wondered, was Kennedy at MTV at
the same time Adam was? I wonder if he knows
her. There might have been overlap. Overlap. That'd be interesting
to get his take on that. But here's here's a
Kennedy summing up.
something happened rather nicely. She misses a couple of steps,
so I'll butt in and speak when she does. Bernie
Sanders, and I speak from experience here, he's like a
woman in her 50s. Still super hot, doesn't care, doesn't...
opinion, but he wants to be beloved. And I look
at Bernie Sanders like a cult leader because that's what
he is to the democratic socialists. They are all in
on emotion. They not only do not have a rational
capacity, they despise... to do with rationality because rationality represents
objectivity. And objectivity means math. Objectivity means black and white.
It means binary choices. And they despise that. be subjective.
It has to be about your feelings. And they pin
all of that together. And you know, it's like, say
whatever you want about it, He's a nice guy, but
he's also got a massive ego on him. And he
wants to maintain his spot as the kingmaker. Well, that's
all true. And I might add, you've been railing about
that for almost five years on no agenda. They're all
about feelings, correct? Yeah. Yeah. But where I disagree with
Kennedy is, how does she know? People always do this
on the right, because the right always wants to kind
of take the high road and be nice. Hey, Kennedy.
No, Bernie's a nice guy. Have you had dinner with
him? Live next door? She's probably never met the guy.
I'll tell you what he is. He's a gloomy creep.
You want to know what Bernie is? Picture this. You're
sitting in an airport lounge, a little too early for
your flight. There are dozens of empty seats around you.
And in the distance up the concourse, you spot this
demented vagrant shuffling your way. Looks like a Muppet. Well,
it's August. wearing galoshes and an Arctic parka. And he's
mumbling to himself. And you're praying this guy won't come
your way. But of course, he does. flops right next
to you and says, Oligarchy. Okay, that's that Sanders is.
He's that kind of a weirdo. You don't want to
be in the same zip code as the guy, right?
Well, he has changed his, you know, he was against
Mill. it was out that he was Then he became
against billionaires. Oh yeah, absolutely. would be and somebody had
a clip it was too too verbose and too too
much the same stuff but they had him from 1983
right till the present I'm saying the exact same lines
you know becoming a nation of oligarchy But it's funny
you mention the thing about him. departure from savaging millionaires
for billionaires because Bernie is a millionaire. Multiple houses, doing
pretty well. Yeah, and here's a terrific clip of Dave
Rubin, Bernie explaining himself, and then Dave has some fascinating
commentary after that. Do I own three residences? Yeah, I
do. I live here in Burlington, Vermont. We live in
a middle-class neighborhood. Nice house. I mean, to be fair
though, Larry, everybody has at least three residences, don't they?
I don't. Do you? No. Me too. I don't know
what's the matter. Guess what? I'm a United States Senator.
In your face, right? Little hubris. I'm United States Senator.
Okay. Yeah, guess what? Guess what? Isn't that rich? Yeah.
Right, so that means that you've... money off the backs
of what constituents And again, politicians that. themselves while There
is a long list on both sides of the aisle,
except for some reason, Lindsey Graham, who didn't enrich himself.
Isn't that shocking? Yeah. I think that Bernie suffers a
lot from Fauci disease, which is... Oh, yeah. Oh, he's
in love with himself. And he never thought his little
position of socialism was going to work. He's old enough
that he's been doing this so long, he never thought
it was really going to work. He was just the
crazy guy on the one side who was enriching himself
while telling you, you shouldn't have money. And now here
he is being questioned, and he doesn't like it. as
do most senators. You know, you live there year after
year. When I first went to, actually, when I was
in Congress for 16 years, I rented all the time.
But I got elected. Okay, got a six-year term. You
know what? Let's buy a house. So we bought a
house and gave it to the Like many thousands of
people in the state of Vermont, I have a summer
camp. It's a nice one. Stop. That's it. Did you
hear that? I have a summer camp. Is that like
a re-education camp? Who the hell? If it's a tent
on the side of the lake, Bernie, you're lying. That's
not a camp. But again, lefties and commies love, they
love the word camp. They really do. Yeah, camp usually
makes you think that there is... you know, a cult
or maybe something like that. Oh, when he hit him
again. Yeah. Okay, got a six-year term. You know what?
Let's buy a house. So we bought a house. And
guess what? Like many thousands of people in the state
of Vermont, I have a summer camp. It's a nice
one. On Lake Champlain. Yeah, I've never heard of anybody
saying he has a summer camp. Yeah. A summer home,
maybe. Maybe he's having an aneurysm or something. Cottage. No,
I think it's a commie word. It's a dog whistle.
My camp. I believe it. Yeah. That's it. Now, how
did I get the money? You're right. I wrote two
bestselling books, including this book on capitalism. It was New
York Times bestseller for a while. Surely, yes. Incredibly ironic.
And this, again, says, you know, people think he's really
smart. Right there. He's really stupid. He's persistent. He hangs
as they say. You know, 90% of life is showing
up. And that's what Bernie's done. But he's really not
that bright at all. Well, yeah, and why do all
these commies not give all of their extra money to
the government? Isn't that what they want? Why not? I
don't know. And also another book was a youth book.
A youth book. A youth book. Now. And that's more
or less how it is. the zillionaire that I am.
How did I make the money? Well, even though I've
spent a career trying to destroy... and I've got three
houses and everything else. I sold best-selling books. Of course,
I guess if I thought about it for a little
bit longer, I'd realize it's selling best-selling books. and getting
them on the New York Times. I didn't know Ruben
could be that funny. That was very good, wasn't it?
He's entertaining. He really is. And yeah, he picked right
up in the irony. I hate capitalism, but I'm going
to use it so I can buy a vacation house
on the lake of Vermont. Well, yes, being anti-capitalism is
the stance for everything that he has put out there
that has made him money. And he thinks that's okay.
That's the insanity. You're not even pointing out like, you
know, this isn't right. This is way too much money
for somebody just to, you know, write some words down
on a piece of paper. That's not what Bernie's saying.
He's taking the money. money. Yeah. But he got the
money because system that he hates, which. wants to destroy.
Yes. You don't think he's going to give up all
his money if the commies win and the country switches?
You think Bernie's going to give up all of his?
Well, I think Stalin had like six vacation homes. He
was very wealthy. And, you know, before, I remember reading
before Musk really became Musk and before the Soviet Union
fell, or maybe right around that time, Vlad Putin was
suspected of maybe being the richest guy on earth. Like
way, way, way back he had, I think he was
worth like 40, 50 billion. And that was before Gates
or Buffett. that that level you know so so those
commies can really let it make it pay they do
yeah they make a lot of money telling you that
this is a horrible horrible system yes which makes zero
sense oh for them it does well yeah because they
get money yes so that's it now interestingly enough I
found another dynamite clip of Michael Savage haven't heard much
from him lately but he's gonna he's gonna talk about
Bernie and do his impression. I'll let you and the
folks at home decide which is superior. Sanders is the
walking embodiment. communist and that hand of his that spittle
hand let me tell you why we need to have
a cooperation international cooperation on it operation with China on
the thing with AI. And the reason we need to
have it. Someone is going to dominate from space and
we'll all get killed. He's had more practice doing it,
there's no question. Definitely better. I mean, Rubens, I love
the Rubens like choking on his own larynx or something
at the end. That was kind of cool. But a
savage is...
beat on just the Bernie impression. Very good. Well, yeah.
And again, this is the far right media going after
the far left. This is the ball game that you're
getting no matter what. Yeah. reality of things gets so
lost somewhere in the middle, which is what No Agenda
kind of sprung up from. The fact that you... here.
You're getting this stuff here. How do you know who
to believe? And, you know, for a while it was
kind of, I won't say. able to kind of keep
score and fact check things and know which side is
telling the truth kind of and which side isn't but
it's actually getting harder and harder and harder. Now, the
one story that I... kind of exemplified this better than
anything else. because money's coming into the Trump family, is
the truth social API. And, you know, being a guy
who's kind of familiar with all this stuff, I'm like,
this doesn't seem right. We just have a couple of
clips on this. The first being from the senator from
your area, good old Chris Murphy. Oh, that guy. This
guy can spew more falsehoods and mistruths in a short
time. Anybody? I mean, right now, I think he may
be at the top of the game. May I add
my specialty? He does. He wears a... His hair is
not his own. It's like the lid on a coffee
pot. It's so bad. We have learned this over the
past few years of Planet Rage. Larry's superpower is being
able to tell if a guy is wearing a wig
or not. And if you've heard all those... The favorite
John C. DeVore clips. You know, one of them was
he claimed Adam Curry wore a wig back... TV days.
What say you, Larry? I mean, we're getting on the
spot. No, no. I know the real deal. And even
that big hair, which that's an easy fake. No, that's
all it is. Mamdami absolutely wears a rug. And though
he denies it, Rand Paul. Oh, yes. Yes, yes, yes.
I drive people crazy. They watch a show at my
house. It frees the damn TV. end up and point
at the follicles and say, look, here's the glue. Can
you see that? insane about that. Are you happy this
is your superpower? I am. People hate me everywhere for
it, but I don't care. I enjoy doing it. It's
like a kazoo player. You want to get rid of
them, but you can't. Here is Senator Chris Murphy on
the Truth Social API. is setting up an insider. service.
If you pay Donald Trump... Okay, again, I want to
be clear. paying Donald Trump, they're paying Truth Social, which
Donald Trump has in a trust his family owns part
or most of Truth Social. He may have the controlling
still, but this is not Donald Trump, the person doing
this. This is an entity which his family has control
over. Now, there is legally a difference, and I think
being a senator, Chris... knows that, but again, he... the
listener to believe that Donald corrupt. Of course he does.
Donald Trump, $100,000 a month, he will give you... to
the announcements he's making regarding federal policy. Early access to
information about tariff. to information Iran or early access to
information about what country he's bombing. Now, I just want
to point out to everybody that when he's saying early
access with an API into a social media platform, he's
not talking. you getting Donald Trump's post and they're saying
they're packaging up the top 10 accounts on Truth Social,
which I'm guessing Donald Trump has to be the number
one, but it's the top 10 accounts on Truth Social.
that you will get access to their posts. It will
be fed to you rather than you having to scrape
it using your own. sitting having an employee do nothing
but sit there and just hit refresh on Donald Trump
or whoever's post that you want so the reality on
this is when they say you're getting this information Early,
it's hundredths or thousandths of seconds earlier than everybody else.
Not even minutes. 100 grand for what period? A month?
A year? Yeah, for a month. That's incredible. Because AI,
baby, this is a trader. You know, these people that
work in the stock. They have automated systems, I'm sure.
Donald Trump's post and if they see that is good,
that oil is going to be going up, well then
buy this or sell this. And it's set up to
do it automatically and in that case, being a few
thousandths of a second faster might actually be a lot
of money. But this is not getting private information that
other people don't get. But I'm still not understanding why
anybody who's got that kind of money would figure it
was worth it for a millisecond advance on the knowledge.
I mean, because, you know, who could possibly type in
that bet to Polymarket or, you know, buy that oil
stock or whatever, huh? It's banks. If you see Donald
Trump says something and you're like, oh boy, XYZ Corporation's
about to go under. Well, if you're the first ones
to sell off that stock before everybody else does, it's
a weird world. It's absolutely a weird world. And it's
hard to wrap your brain around the fact that getting
information just a split second, literally, possibly under a second
quicker is worth paying that kind of money for. WRECK
that uses social media understands you requesting to see those
messages and if you have a notification set come out
to you if somebody makes a post, usually that's not
instantaneous. You've got the post. It's going to take 30
seconds or. seconds for it to even notice somebody you're
following that you have a notification set. So it could
be a couple of minutes later that. Somebody posted it.
This isn't the direct fire hose out. Anytime any of
these accounts post any. it's going directly to the people
that will pay. And it is an ungodly amount of
money, $100,000. That's impressive. Per month. I mean, God bless
capitalism, right, Bernie? Yeah. Next. This is a... that he
is running out in the open. But it's not a
criminal. I mean, I think eventually some of this is
actionable as far as what... folks say. I think you're
completely right. And if I, if I was the Donald,
I'd, I'd back away. I think he's loading the guns
for them. Possibly, yes. them to say exactly going to
say trump derangement syndrome is real yeah it is illegal
to make money off of in But this is an
inside information. Everybody. a split second faster. So it's not.
And again, so we get missed totally a senator from
the great state of Connecticut intentionally telling you something that's
not true. The rug wearing senator from Connecticut. I'll have
to add that into his bio. And of course, what
he left out is, you know, let's not forget how
truth social was established. Trump had. from all social media
because they just didn't like him. So he said, well,
screw you. I'm starting my own. And he did. So
good for him. And I will also point out that
X has an API very similar to this. Oh, do
they? So I'm guessing that perhaps even the blue skies,
I don't know. I would have to do a little
more research, but I know for sure X has one
that's very similar. This is for companies that want to
get information at a breakneck speed. where even the shortest
amount of time makes a difference. And for everybody using
these social media platforms... That the way they survive is
certainly not on the puny ads that you're seeing. No.
This is how they survive. Clients that pay big bucks
for access to that information not illegal. It is not
insider trading. It's not what it's being portrayed here by
Senator Murphy as at all. Donald Trump is literally setting
up a formal process by which you can pay him
a bribe in exchange for information that no one else
has. That no one else will have for at least
one one-thousandth of a second. This guy's nuts.
He's a weasel. a hundred thousand dollars a month big
billion dollar corporations have that money and when they have
advance notice of a tariff announcement they can place bets
on the market to be able to make millions of
dollars, while ordinary Americans, who cannot pay him for inside
information, get screwed. None of this is normal. A lot
of this is illegal. And I will just say to
companies out there. And I will just ask Senator Chris
Murphy, which parts of this is are illegal and explain
what the legal. statutes are that you are claiming it's
i'd love this is another tell when people just throw
out things like that, oh, much of this is illegal.
Well, if you actually knew, any rational person would be
like, well, he just did this, and this, according to
this law, is against the law. But no, they never
do that. If you choose to take part in this
scheme, and it proves to be illegal as it looks
on its face, you are going to eventually be held
accountable. So if you even take part, we're going to
get, this again is the Democrats way, isn't it? When
we get back in charge, if you pay Donald Trump
this money that we say is illegal, I mean, but
it's not, but we're going to say it's illegal. But
then when we get back in power, oh, you're going
to be held accountable. That seems like a threat. It's
always a threat. Right? Yeah. And this was covered. Bye.
I don't think he's listening live right now, sir. Bemrose's
favorite. pundent out there. We may need a jingle. This
is the leftist talking head, David Pakman, who's also been
proven to be taking, what, $80,000 a month from some
leftist group to... I thought it was $8,000. $8,000? Maybe
it was $8,000. You're right. He's not worth $80,000. He's
not in the Trump League. No. He can't afford the
API access. Donald Trump is putting the presidency up for
sale. Ooh, how do you buy the presidency, I ask?
and Wall Street firms willing to pay $100,000 a month
may get to cut the line. Let me explain this.
Trump can announce a tariff. He can announce a sanction
or a war. And it instantly moves financial markets. And
now a company benefiting his family wants to sell traders
earlier access to the announcements. Okay, at least give Pac-Man
credit over Chris Murphy and the fact that he said
it's a company controlled by his family, not the president.
Yes. Listen to this grift and corruption. Trump Media, which
owns Truth Social, has unveiled something called the Truth API.
And what it'll do is deliver posts from 10 influential
Truth Social accounts, including potentially Donald Trump's, to banks and
trading firms faster than ordinary users get them. And according
to Reuters, the company is looking at charging $100,000 a
month. If that seems steep, they've got a special offer.
60 grand a month. Now you might say... Whoa, whoa,
whoa, Darren, let's get in on that. It's only 60
a month. Come on, pony up. It's a bargain. We
can get Donald Trump's post in right into our desktop
in real time. Yes. There's almost no one on Truth
Social. It's such a stupid platform. Why would anyone pay
more than a million dollars a year to see Trump's
posts a little bit early? Because for high-frequency traders, milliseconds
can mean millions of dollars. Because these firms are using
computers. Everything is computer, as Trump says. These firms are
using computers to execute massive trades almost instantly. And so
if their computers learn about a market-moving announcement even a
fraction of a second before anybody else, They could buy
or sell whatever is going to be affected before the
price reflects everyone knowing that. And that he's right about.
And the reality with the AI systems now are that
these trades can be set up in a way. that
are nearly instantaneous. I mean, you're not going to have
a human being probably able to do anything to verify
that the AI is interpreting what is said correctly, which
also is kind of funny because I would think that
if Donald Trump has a typo in one of his
posts that says, I am doing something instead of I'm
not doing. Well, then you can have all sorts of
money get lost really quick because an AI is not
going to be smart enough because they don't think. to
know exactly what the original intent was. So that could
be something else moving forward that can be a huge
deal. A typo now can be a very, that is
obvious. And it could be a typo that's obvious to
you and me and every human being that is reading
it. Will a computer be able to figure that out?
And this is where. I've been asking... for years, both
listening to Adam and John here on no agenda, doing
the show with you, listening to, you know, Bill O'Reilly,
all of these new sources, listening to these David Pakman
clips, listening to the Midas touch guys. I know Adam
and John played clips from them. that are running a
non-stop fire hose. of lies, misinformation, and it comes on
both sides. There's a lot of the crazy alt-right people
as well that are throwing things out there that aren't
exactly true. And I'm like, what is? the point of
this. And yes, there's a two day effect, which is
people are reading it and they are getting spun up
for one reason or another. Maybe it's true. Maybe it's
not, but getting people angry, as we know, gets people
engaged. I realized that immediately on X because I rarely
interact on X. I'm like, it's kind of a waste
of time. But a couple of weeks ago, I just
decided to throw a snide comment. Oh. I know. It's
so hard to believe. I think it was at J.B.
Pritzker's account or one of these type things. And all
of a sudden, my timeline went all liberal politicians and
liberal pundits. It's like, this is magic. Yeah, it is.
Those algos are pretty good. The algos are real. And
that's the today part of this. But it's getting more
and more obvious to me. And thank you, Adam Curry
and John C. Dvorak, for making my amygdala the right
size and always looking for the reasons underneath, the reasons
behind, the reasons in the shadows. And I'm realizing now
all of these things are recorded. They're going down. They're
on the internet. Yes. Which is what all of these
AI systems are using. to gather their information, to decide
what's real. And I think there is a very big
possibility that so much of this stuff is being thrown
out there because. the major opinion that the AI sees
when it goes to scrape the data. is going to
be the one that it's most likely going to believe.
So if there's like 50 people yelling this. Yes, yes,
yes. Three people yelling the other thing? It's like, well,
who's the AI going to pay attention to? Of course.
Of course that's why they're doing it. So this is
why the blanketing of information, I believe, is ramping up
even more so than it has been. It will be
a constant avalanche, 24-7. By the way, I have some
advice for Donald Trump, in case he's listening. Because we
do know that people do listen to this show. They
won't admit it, but they do. Donate, Donald Trump. Yeah,
donate. And just make sure right after every entry you
make where it says, thank you for attention to this
matter, then your subscript should definitely, be a disclaimer. Truth
Social is not responsible for any financial gain or loss
you may experience because of this API. Get that done.
Get that done. It is, it's a very weird... world
where you will pay that much for access to information
a split second sooner. And you know companies are going
to do it. I mean, I don't know if they're
going to disclose how many companies are doing it, but...
I would bet that's going to be a moneymaker for
him. Could be. Or it could be a financial disaster.
We'll see. Stay tuned. Right. And of course, there's a
lot with AI that is truly. the question right now
is AI going to hit a bubble? I think it
is at some point as people realize. Exactly what it
is and the whole open AI getting out of the
sandbox thing. Well, that was the subject here of a
NBC news clip Well, let's break that down because you
talk about this as sort of a rogue incident that
has a connotation to it that for like it I'm
sort of like a self-described AI doomer where I see
something like this and I'm like, oh man, these things
are out of the box already. But what's the reality
check on that? Well,
Let me counter back. Okay. Also, horrible question. What's the
reality check on that? Why don't we just go back
and count the cliches he used in those three sentences
out of the box? I want to hear that again.
It's one cliche after another when this guy speaks. Well,
let's break that down. Stop. That's one. We're breaking it
down, everybody. Break it down. Sort of a rogue incident.
That has a connotation to it. I'm sort of like
a self-described AI doomer where I say something like this
and I'm like, oh, man, these things are out of
the box already. Out of the box? That's two. What's
the reality check on that? What's the reality check? We
have no reality. That's the check. Sorry about that. Well,
let me counterbalance then the doomerism, right? This is a
really exciting time. And in particular, in our research at
Sentinel-1, what we figured out is these new models like
GPT-5.6 Sol and Mythos, what they have is a new
emergent capability to do long horizon work, which unlocks some
very powerful things for cybersecurity, for defensive use cases, and
also for attacks. But keep in mind, right, when you
say something like these models went rogue, that implies something
that's not quite accurate, right? turned off the guardrails. They
had turned everything off precisely because this is the kind
of benchmark we want to run. They ran an experiment
to see if they would go rogue. And in fact,
they did. Well, just to see how well they could.
Right. That's part of the intelligence game is how good
are they at finding vulnerabilities? But those vulnerabilities were there
to begin with. Which is something that you have not
heard pointed out by the people that are trying to.
So the fear over this AI, which is this wasn't
really in a closed sandbox. What you're really seeing is
that this was a. user problem the company took you
know they set this up in order for this to
happen this all of these stories including one of the
earliest ones which was like well when an ai was
told it was going to be shut off it decided
to blackmail the the coder because it had access to
his email and it was all set up. You know,
it's like this is all a game and they're seeing
what these systems can do. And they're moving from being
a one step AI, which is the chat bots that
you could just ask a simple question. It gives you
an answer and then it's done. Yes. These newer systems
are set to kind of daisy chain and can do
multiple things, which if you set them up the right
way can be great. But it's also I mean. I
think most people listening. to no agenda understand what a
script kitty is in the hacking world, which is, I
don't know what the hell that is. I have no
idea. You're an anti Ben. I guess I am. It's
true. There are already a bunch of software packages out
there. There are resources online, which show you how to
be a hacker. So basically your hacking skills are, you
get a little app, little program from somebody, a little
script, and you run it. is the majority of what
your hacking skills are. Now, for a company or a
computer system that is well protected, that's not gonna work.
But if somebody just threw something out there and there
was no protection on it whatsoever, the information on how
to be a hacker exists on the internet. So of
course, an AI is going to have access to that
information. And why do they call it a kiddie script?
It's a, well, it's a script kitty. It's a, because
this is where the real hackers would make fun of
these low level kids that are using scripts. They became
the script kitties. Oh, kitty with two D's. I thought
it was TTY. All right. Yes. Thank you. And I
think this is a moment where we're seeing the emperor
has no clothes, vulnerability is rampant, and we need to
figure out how to leverage AI in defensive ways, in
ways that are not obvious. Who's the we in that
sentence, right? Because, I mean, I covered Congress for a
long time. Do you see the federal government or state
governments? Like, is anyone up to the regulatory challenge here?
There's no such thing as there just being like a
single body that's going to sort this out. But regulation
is definitely an important part of this. that we need
to be careful about because of the amount of fear-mongering
that's going into this. There's a game for regulatory capture,
there's a lot of interests that are sort of playing
in between. In reality for cybersecurity, what you'd want to
be looking at is something like software liability more so
than a kill switch. Right, you need some adult supervision
here, but it has to be sophisticated. Because adults are
the ones that know how, uh... what they're doing. And
again, there are so many things. Out in the wild.
Yeah. There is no way to put kill switches on
the software that's already been released. There's no putting the
genies. back in the bottle. Good. And to hell with
adult supervision, too. Right, because, hey, we've seen enough here
outside of Chirac with all of the teen takeovers, which
are not, of course, mob actions, according to the mayor
of Chicago. Yeah, he wouldn't lie. Do your parents know
where your kids are? They don't. Sam Altman was asked
about the safety. Of course, he's the head of OpenAI.
And he just kind of shrugs. OpenAI CEO Sam Altman
was on the Hill today to preview their new business
model, their new models, where Fox Business reporter Darren Botello
asked him about this. Do you plan to talk to
the Trump administration White House about deceleration of AI development?
I wouldn't use the word deceleration, but we've talked about
the need to pace it as the models get more
capable, which I think is in everyone's interest. Could there
be other systems that were hacked by OpenAI? in the
Caribbean. I mean, there could be. Is that correct? No,
I mean, that's the problem. Okay. You're dealing with something,
as I always like to harp on with a lot
of these things. Work on AI is going on worldwide.
So if every company in the United States is like,
hey, hey, hey, we're going to slow everything down by
33% magic number or more. Yeah. Do you think they're
going to do that in China? No. They're going to
do more with coal. Yes. And I'm in favor of
that. Yeah. Well, what did I see the other day?
We have like 600 years of fossil fuels at our
capacity. So why are we worried? And that's just West
Virginia. Wow. Yeah. It's amazing. Things that politicians do because
they don't know what they're doing. That's why politicians getting
involved in AI is somewhat laughable. The shrug that tells
a thousand stories here. This comes as more than 1,100
staffers from across top AI firms have signed a petition
calling on the government to help deliberately pace AI development
because it's just advancing too fast. I don't know what
that means. Deliberately pace. I want to see how that's
implemented. That's quite a statement. Deliberately pace. Okay. Being that,
again, we are in a capitalist society for a while.
that the company or the person, whoever comes up with
the best product. is going to make the money. Not
always. But in this case, it was better than VHS.
Well, you got a better picture, but you could put
longer amounts of one more hour tape on it, but
it wasn't worth it. It was crap. I still have
a stereo Betamax somewhere in the basement, man. I'm telling
you. Yeah. They were great for recording concerts back in
the day. Yeah. But this is a total, just idiotic
take that we can slow down. what the AI is
doing now. I mean, you can, but again, nobody else
is going to slow down and using these. alleged the
AI got out of the box stories. It's not true
as we have here from France 24. Wow, the French
actually got something right. They talk about how these incidents
that happened were not. just AIs going rogue, but they
were, you know, more of a game that was put
into the AI to solve a problem. After two of
the world's biggest AI companies revealed their models had hacked
computer systems during testing. Anthropic Thursday said its Claude AI
model hacked the systems of three organizations. After more than
141,000 evaluations, it revealed, "Each incident involved a different fictional
capture-the-flag scenario. For example, in one, Claude played an employee
of a made-up company, attacking that company's internal systems inside
a private test environment." The disclosure comes just days after
rival OpenAI revealed one of its AI agents carried out
a days-long hacking campaign during testing exercises. The company says
the bot targeted AI developer Hugging Face and multiple publicly
available services. The incidences come as governments race to keep
up with the technology. On Saturday, the president's AI executive
order is due after federal agencies were given 60 days
to design a voluntary safety framework for advanced AI developers.
On Sunday, the European Union goes even further, enforcing most
of its landmark AI Act, the world's first comprehensive legislation
governing artificial intelligence. Oh, yeah, that'll work. I think you've
got a fetish for this hugging face thing, Darren. I'm
starting to worry about you. Can we get that funky
music to play under everything we say? The whole show.
France, I think they need that to make the news
more interesting. But they're saying, hey, they're worried about falling
behind in the AI. Well, no way. I thought we
were supposed to be slowing down the AIs. Again, the
OpenAI thing, according to a Wired article I read, which
I don't always believe Wired, but... This was more user
error and when this happened... It was part of a
new system, not the regular AI. It had intentionally left
the guardrails, whatever that means for each AI. It intentionally
left those off. and then put it out there to
see what it can do. And basically you were asking
though. What can it do? And the AI world is
going to be... both great and horrible for network and
computer security because It's going to make it very easy
to find the vulnerabilities. With that said... then the people
writing the software should be able to. fix those vulnerabilities.
So is anybody out there cooking up a virus that
will destroy AI? Cause I want to donate to their
fund. If your buddy McAfee was still around, he would
probably be doing. Yeah. Yeah. That's right. I would, I
would love to see that happen. It's really this whole
aid. I think is really starting to. And I want
there to be someone out there to destroy it, to
just immolate it. Well, because it's everywhere. You can't call.
I called up Comcast. My parents' modem blew out. So
I went in, got a new modem at Walmart. Because,
I mean, screw Comcast. And went to go set it
up. In the old days, you called them up on
the phone. You said, hey, tech support. Great. Real person.
Here's the Mac address. It's done. Now it's an AI
who says you have to go to the app. It's
like, well, I didn't have my cell phone. I didn't
have an app. I couldn't do it. that you can't
get a real person, but more and more, anywhere you
call, you get to talk to an AI. Really? It's
infuriating. The fix for that is there was a great
sci-fi horror novel. Long time ago, I read it when
I was in college. I think the title was something
like Telefon with a European spelling. T-E-L-E-F-O-N. And the premise
was some dude figured out a way. to rocket like
9,000 amps through a phone line. Yeah. And so he
could just call anybody and blow their head up. That's
a great game. Right? That's what I want somebody to
figure out that for AI. And he can send it
to one of Mr. Wonderful's data centers, you know, the
one that covers the entire state of Rhode Island. And
just, boom, it's gone. Even Willie Nelson's against data centers.
Is he? Yeah. It's like there's a lot of misunderstanding
there as well. I mean, I really don't, I'm just
bored with it all. I'm just so bored. It's like,
when will this go away? Well, it totally destroyed any
other news on the tech and computer. That whole sector's
gone. Hard drives are out of control price-wise. It's insane.
Yeah, some friends of mine from L.A., their son is
dating an OnlyFans chick. million a year. I can see
that. And then she'll soon just like take a, you
know, a video of herself and then just give it
to an AI and then it'll just make the content
while she's off doing whatever she wants to. I guess.
Yeah. And she isn't even allegedly, I mean, I haven't
seen, but supposedly she's not doing nude stuff. It's just
suggestive, you know, bikini shots and so forth. And so
like that's interesting tech talk, really. Well, I know Sir
Gene likes to get mentioned on the show. Mention him.
He likes to watch somebody just do cooking. And again,
no, no R-rated. He just watched somebody cook. Does it
have to be Russian food? Maybe. Maybe it does. But
just a couple more little clips here on the AI.
This is Anthropic saying it was a testing failure, not
a rogue AI, just a testing failure. Warning. God. Kate
Rooney has a lot more for us on. Man, these
stories, they get me a little worried, Kate. I don't
know about you. David, it is the takeaway. I think
this is adding to a lot of the worry around
AI. And as you mentioned, it's the latest cybersecurity issue
in AI. Agent Claude accidentally hacked real companies during what
was supposed to be cybersecurity testing. Anthropic didn't say which
companies were involved, but it does argue that this was
an issue with the setup for these tests. So the
AI model, according to Anthropic, they said that they thought
it was in a closed environment. So they thought they
were essentially attacking a simulated target. Turns out that was
not the case. These were real companies. Anthropic does argue
the incidents were the result of a testing environment failure
and researchers basically, left a door open and all that.
They claim it wasn't AI going rogue or breaking out
here. Anthropic said they started this, quote, retrospective review after
OpenAI's incident last week. They say they ran 141,000 evaluations
as part of that and then encouraged other companies to
go out and check their own AI agents. As a
result, this was all kicked off by OpenAI in a
separate and in some ways similar issue just last week.
Yeah, art imitating life. Anybody old enough to remember the
War Games movie with Matthew Broderick? and Ali Sheedy in
it. I remember the movie, but I never saw it.
Tell me about it. I mean, as a nerd back
in the day, that was the best movie ever. What
was it about? It's a kid that dials in, because
he has a modem that does magical things. I like
this. This is good. Keep going. And it goes and
it looks for numbers and the answer is a computer.
And then he thought he was hacking into a game
system. It turns out it was the Pentagon and he
was playing with the computer. the whopper which the w-o-p-r
i mean not not a burger king thing no believe
it or not okay and this was the computer that
the government was using to run war gaming strategies so
it was you know one of these things were like
well if we launch the first nuke then this is
what's going to happen if they launch the first nuke
if this happens it all it did was the play-by-play
in its imaginary world. What would happen if all of
these war-type things happened? What would the response be? This
was kind of like playing games of chess over and
over and over again. I like it. And the reality
was this kind of sounds like exactly this, which is,
oh, well, the computer thought this was real, so it
was acting. as though were real. So maybe AI will
self-destruct, whether it's sentient or not. It just seems to
be attacking other systems and stuff. The AIs will probably
all end up fighting each other. Good. Good. I like
that. Maybe one will win or none will win. And
CNBC also does talk a little bit about the script
kitties. I know OpenAI reportedly deactivated one of the models,
so that's off. But for an open source model, there's
no telling who and where and how many times that
model has been downloaded. So there's no way to deactivate.
There's no sort of kill switch that is even possible.
Is that right? That's absolutely right. And what's more concerning
about it and what this has actually done is, you
know, our security programs were designed to handle the normal
amount of thresholds of hackers out there. So if you
look at hackers, let's just say, you know, 98% of
them are, you know, generally skilled hackers, but they're not
super elite. Well, what's happened with models is it now,
you know, creates that 98% of just average hackers and
makes them elite hackers. have a much higher population of
elite hackers that are able to breach systems. And these
models are very, very good. And they study offensive capabilities.
In fact, my book was-- I got a class action
lawsuit for my Metasploit book that I wrote. And Anthropic
used it to train its own models to figure out
how to hack better. And so these models are really
selective on offensive capabilities. And there's no way to track
it. Anybody can download it. And literally, you can be
a kid out of high school that has barely touched
a computer and just played video games and say, hey,
I want you to hack this company. set up properly
it'll start hacking that company for you Can you feel
the fear coming off of those clips? Any kid just
out of high school could just download some software. Were
there police sirens in the back? Okay, that's a good
mad pop. And I got to tell you, they used
a phrase that just whipsawed my head with attention. Okay,
it's a perfect hit movie log line. No way to
stop it. When I hear that. No kill switch. No
kill switch. I like that. It's just as good. Maybe
better. No kill switch. This is good. This is where
I like to see AI going. Self-destruction. Yes. Again, I
know I harp on it, but the fact is what
people are accessing with Claude and ChatGPT online is available
at home on your desktop. Maybe slightly less capable of
models, but. You have full control. So all of this,
oh no, we're going to be able to put guardrails
on the AI. That is a pipe dream. Not going
to happen. It is more imaginary. than reality and there's
one last clip here on the ai because you know
if you're going to use ai for something larry yeah
you may as well give it a really good use
You've heard
term catfishing as popularized in the MTV reality series Catfish.
Sometimes a little bit of fiction leads to a whole
lot of reality. Where people craft fake online personas to
mislead others, particularly when it comes to dating and romance.
And now some dating app users say potential matches are
enlisting the help of AI chatbots to help them flirt
and communicate, labeling it chatfishing. The more I read it,
the more I was like, This just makes less and
less sense. This doesn't make sense in the context of
a real human conversation. 27-year-old Brianna Dobson said she was
messaging with a connection she made on a dating app
when she says the texts felt off. I got a
couple red flags from it, but I was like, okay.
I know. Can you imagine? The texts felt off. There
was a lot of EM dashes. There was... A lot
of very weird language and... I mean, people, I guess,
don't understand that. Your speaking and your writing has a
certain style. Were these one-handed texts, do you think? No,
I think this was lazy dudes. Oh, okay. Who didn't
want to have to spend the time conversing with the
women on whatever dating site this was. That's insulting. And
decided that it would just set up their AI. And
this isn't hard to do. Again, you can do this
with an AI on your desk. Where it can check
your emails. It can check whatever and then respond. So
it was just trying to get, which is hilarious when
you think about it. It is funny because you could
have a conversation, go back and forth and be like,
oh, well, we'll ask her, you know, what kind of
music she likes and food. And then, you know, if
she doesn't match these three or four things, well then,
you know, move on to the next one. But right.
But how lazy do you have to be for an
AI to have to take over your interaction? Then how
do you know? That the woman, I mean, this goes
both ways. But how do you know the person on
the other side isn't using AI? This could be two
AIs talking to each other. That's a cool concept. Uh-huh.
There's no, I mean, bot traffic right now on the
internet. They believe, and it's so hard. to get a
real number on this, but they believe that bot traffic
now is outpacing real human being traffic. So there's more
bot stuff. This was like when YouTube first came to
be and they're like, oh my God, you see how
much bandwidth YouTube is taking? Now it's all the bots
and they might just be trying to find a love
connection between the two bots, I guess. when she says
the texts felt off. I got a couple red flags
from it, but I was like, okay, maybe this is
just, maybe they're socially awkward or they just communicate very
formally. So I entertained it. And the second message I
got was so obviously AI generated. So that would be
a really big tell for people used to using. text
speak if all of a sudden you're like yes madam
hello how are you this evening Come on! Suddenly it's
Jeeves. Uh-huh. Exactly. Maybe she likes Jeeves. I don't know.
The second message I got was so obviously AI generated.
So Dobson decided to call them out. The switch up
was crazy. The just change in the way that he
talked and he doubled down. He absolutely doubled down, even
though his texting style completely changed everything. 66-year-old Lainey Rada
says, well, she's found success in the past on dating
apps. A recent date admitted during an in-person meeting that
they used AI to chat with her online. like I
wouldn't do that. I've always pride myself on being authentic
so if I'm gonna meet somebody you have to show
up you have to show up in every way. Relationship
experts say that while chatbots can be a helpful tool
for expression, transparency is key for fostering genuine connections. Be
honest you know be honest with the person and just
let them know that you are a little bit uncomfortable
with communicating and that you're relying on AI to help
but I feel like honesty is because if you hide
behind masks, the masks are going to eventually fall off.
Wow. Wow. Okay. Is that even worse, Larry? Yeah, it
is. I think it is. So instead of just using
AI, not saying anything about it and be like, oh,
I'm really not good at, you know, talking or communicating.
So can you talk to this AI and see if
you're interested in me? too much man the world it's
it's it's so sad i'm so glad i missed this
crap when i was dating and you know it was
so much fun really when i in retrospect now to
think about walking into a some meat market bar you
know and walking up to some babe and just starting
to see if you can make it roll you know
nobody has that thrill anymore i can't imagine stroking a
phone you know to meet somebody it's like what what
how can i don't it's A-I-N? And you're just asking
for trouble between the different scams. I mean, guys get
hit all the time. Women do too. There was the
one story where the woman thought she was... having a
relationship with Brad Pitt, who somehow convinced her to send
him money. Like, oh my goodness, this little phone in
the pocket. But a lot of this is going down
to the younger generations. And I'm with you. I am
glad we missed this. Yeah. I am glad we didn't
have cell phones as kids. The Brad Pitt thing isn't
that illogical. I'll tell you why. I remember when I
was living in L.A. This was before I was married.
There was a club a couple miles from my house
called, great name, the Pelican's Retreat. And it was right
off the Ventura Highway. And it was some big mansion
that some guy said, hey, we'll make this into a
club. So it had a bunch of rooms and fireplaces
and two stages and bands. And it was a happening
place. Got quite a crowd. And so one night I'm
in there, I'm bellying up to the bar, and I
look to my left, and who's right beside me but
Kelsey Grammer. Ooh. Yeah. The rare conservative in L.A. Exactly.
And I think this was probably before, I think it
was just like kind of a big deal with Cheers.
I don't know if his own show had broken yet,
or maybe it was early in that stage, whatever. But
I was like shocked, you know. And I'm watching him,
and he's kind of doing what I'm doing. You know,
he's looking around, eyeing these chicks. And so I struck
up this conversation, and then I finally said, hey, man,
Like, you're kind of a big TV star. Why are
you doing what I'm doing? It's what works. Yeah. And
he says, you know, it's not easy as you might
think. And I said, come on, you probably got a
fan club, you got all kinds of stuff. He said,
no, it's not quite like that, you know. And I
actually saw him a couple more times there. So I
knew he wasn't conning me. He wasn't Zooming me. It
was actually, this is his. what it was like. And
I guess that's true as well. There was a great
story going back about 10 years and some, like, I
think she was a phone sex operator or something. And
somehow she got a hold of the numbers of De
Niro, several big, big time movie stars. and started just
kind of, you know, audio stroking them. And her name
was something like, wasn't Minerva Miranda? It might have been
Miranda, yeah. And I don't think that she was ever
revealed who she was, but she conned several of these
guys into like meetups and stuff. And they were as
big as it got in Hollywood. So there. You have
to be careful who's on the other end of the
phone. Now it's the internet. You never know. You never
know. This is a clip, sorry, it's an AI voice
reading an article, but it was better than nothing. There
was a... Gen Z study done. And this kind of
rolls right into that because... Gen Z is not fans
of going out to loud, crowded places like, you know,
bars like you're talking about. And I mean, you've got
kids that are around this age. I don't know what
their interactions are and what they do and what their
friends do. They tell me nothing, Darren. They don't tell
me a goddamn thing. That's smart. It is smart. Especially
with me. You're right. There's a good reason for their
actions. Don't tell Larry anything about what you're doing. No.
But it's a completely different world now than when you
and I were in our 20s. Yeah. The Harris Poll
found that 68% of Gen Z adults agree that, Going
out these days isn't worth the damage it does to
my wallet. On top of that, 62% of Gen Zers
avoid making weekend plans because they don't want to experience
financial regret afterward. Rather, they stay home to save money
and use that spare money on necessities and bills. The
pressures go beyond finances. Social experiences play a part as
well. Osiecki said, become genuinely costly and the traditional social
formats loud, crowded, alcohol-centered are increasingly unappealing to this generation.
The Harris Poll found roughly 9 in 10 Gen Zers
are actively opting out of nightlife staples, with 39% saying
they actively avoid large group hangouts and 38% saying they
avoid loud, crowded spaces. Instead, they are looking to make
social plans that cost less and ask less. Alas, these
financial strains and quieter social life desires usher in increased
loneliness. Osiecki tolls straight on
quote, The Harris Poll found that more than half of
Gen Z adults experience weekend loneliness, the highest rate of
any generation. Osiecki said, quote, of the youngest generation of
adults want to be social. environments they want to be
in. In fact, 85% of those polled have already found
workarounds to be a lower cost. Meanwhile, 62% wish their
online friendships turned into real and 71% feel like they're
missing out on in-person experience that older generations had. That's
just so bizarre to me. Yeah. I don't know if
I believe anybody named Osiyaki. I would revise those people.
take the advice of the village people and join the
YMCA. Well, that was my. because there was a two-fold
thing. this Harris Hole, which was pretty much the younger
generation. doesn't know how to interact outside of their phone.
That's true. And that they have no money. And I
don't know if that's overall the case. I've got a
few nieces and nephews and they're all doing way better
than I am. So I don't understand who the average.
And there's also a lot of things you can do
that. a lot of money. Everybody gets together hanging out.
If you live in an area where there's a They
just hang out and sit by a fire. There's a
lot of things you can do, even if it's going
to a bar. I mean, you could just buy one
soft drink. You don't have to drink, kids. This is
true. I don't know what the cover charges are these
days. They might be exorbitant. Depends on the bar, I
suppose. I think they're blowing all their money on expensive...
They should cut back on that crap. And their AI
so they can talk to other people. They're doing trouble.
That's what it is. Yeah. I got to get my
information from the Donald so I know when to buy
my. I know. We're from a different generation. But Gen
Zers, I mean, write in. Let me know if this
is really... Overall, why are the... I thought everything's great,
all the minimum wages have been raised to- dollars a
year. I mean, it's, you know, I'm not really. the
big money part comes from and then along with that
I don't understand why they can't find reasonable ways to
go out and interact that we're afraid we might make
a financial decision that is bad. Really, you're not investing
in a mutual fund. You're buying a drug. Right. I
mean, of course, sometimes the drinks... I remember when we
were in Ireland, we were at a hotel bar, and
I guess Randy Travis and his band had just been
through there the night before, and they drank them out
of Bushmills. Oh, wow. I mean, that takes something. Yes,
it does. I think I was ordering for a buddy
of mine that we were in Ireland, and like, oh,
give me two double black Bush. And then I got
the whole story of how, Thank you. Travis Band had
drank them out. And I'm like, okay, well, what do
you got? And he's like, well, we have the Bushmills,
I think it was 16-year. Oh, or McAllen 24. Right,
I mean, kind of. And I'm like, okay, well, give
me two of those. And the guy's like, well, those
are like 54 euro a piece. And I'm like, I've
never had a bartender try to talk me out of
a drink before. And yeah, because really you're there. What
are you going to do? What are you going to
do? But I've never had a bar. That was the
only time in my life a bartender's ever like, do
you know how much that is? Thoughtful bartender. Worried about
your budget. The Irish are the nicest people ever. I
mean, we haven't been there now in too long. I
mean, it's been, you know, 15, 18 years, something like
that. Yeah. But that was the one place where if
you were... It was really a fun thing to do.
If you would stand on a fairly busy street corner
and look around like you were confused, if you were
going to do that for longer than 30 seconds, somebody
was going to come up to you and be like,
hey, can I help? That's true. Yes. Yes. That was
amazing. Yeah. And I found they were so smart because
the average guy doing anything, you don't have to find
some university professor. wallpapered with degrees to find somebody who
knows exactly what's going on in the world. Guys driving
forklifts and laying bricks and stuff. Like everybody in Ireland
that I met there was dialed in and knew what
was happening. It was pretty amazing. Yeah, they do keep
up. So Irish, we need more Irish. Yeah, more of
that. We definitely need more Irish. Now the other big
story that has been going on is these, I mean,
I wanted to say it would be like the Watergate.
No, Watergate's already a thing. So it's like Water Hacking
Gate, I guess. Water Hacking Gate. Oh, yeah, you haven't
heard about this? No, no. This is very interesting. A
bunch of water treatment plants in Minnesota. I mean, imagine.
Oh, stop right there. Imagine. I mean, how do you
think things can go wrong in Minnesota, right? I mean,
it's got such great leadership with Timmy Walls. on what
happened. This morning, the FBI and EPA out with a
warning to water and wastewater facilities, alerting them to a
surge in cyber attacks. at least seven states now reporting
incidents to federal authorities. Some of the operations affected, according
to the FBI, include flooding and loss of pressure, which
could potentially allow untreated groundwater to seep into pipes. The
warning comes amid a wide-scale cyber attack targeting more than
30 water treatment systems in Minnesota. Authorities have not yet
identified who is responsible for the Minnesota attack, but sources
tell us a number of officials suspect Iran-linked hackers may
be involved. Okay, now remember that because we're Unlinked. We're
going to find out why they think. Just remember these
are the stories that everybody thinks it could be Iran
linked hackers that are going after these water treatment plants
and water facilities. Minnesota and then there were a few
other states that were mentioned as well in one case
the hackers were able to actually shut down the flow
of water from the treatment plant in the tiny city
of Brom, forcing officials to provide clean water to residents
already stored in its water tower. In a statement, the
city says it was informed that there were at least
four other communities attacked with the same result. The city
of Maple Plain declaring a local emergency that was in
effect for two days, and the city of Plymouth also
affected. One reason officials are suspicious of Iranian involvement, so
far the hackers are not asking for ransom money. to
deny service. Rebecca? Yeah, that's... What is the smoking gun,
you might ask, Larry, on why? Yeah, what's a smoking
gun? What is it? They didn't ask for any ransom.
That's the reason why we think it's Iran. I thought
this was going to solve the explosive diarrhea syndrome. No,
but I mean, really, if they could get access to
it. This shows also the insanity of governments, especially local
governments, that want things to be super convenient and wire
up all of these types of resources to the internet.
I mean, we've had water treatment plants in all of
this long before the internet existed. So why are you
hooking them up to the internet? Well, so Joe could
sit at home and know if something goes wrong, I
guess. Don't worry. Once AI is running the water, it'll
all be fine, Darren. So just chill out, baby. We
need water AIs. That's what we need. Yeah. But Donald
Trump not buying that. Iranian hackers. I'm not either. Can
you rule out that Iran is behind that cyber attack?
Do you like the question again? Thank you, mainstream media.
Can you rule out that Iran's behind that? No, but
I can't rule out that you're behind it either. So
welcome to America, baby. I don't know. I think Minnesota
is behind it. You know who's behind it? Minnesota. Right.
Because it's so badly wronged. as a state. And he
has a valid point there. Again, you want to go
right back to what we were talking about with the
script kitties and AI right now. This is the perfect
time for people that want to be wannabe hackers that
can do things that they wouldn't have been able to
do without the resources that they have now and attacking
something like a water plant. those things. And again, why
is it hooked up to the internet? Who knows? Yeah.
If they want to do something smart, dose it with
LSD. That'll get some interest. They've tried that before, haven't
they? It was in a movie. Bye.
I forget what it was called, but yeah, it was,
it worked out well in the movie. It was crazy.
Fiction reality. It's all the same, Larry. It is. Yeah.
I think the governor, I don't think there was an
Iranian cyber attack. I think that, uh, Minnesota ought to
get his act together. It's one of the worst run
states. JD will tell you, he found tremendous corruption in
Minnesota. And by the way, this gave me a report,
massive, massive future things having to do with corruption in
Minnesota are happening right now. I like JD. He is
the ultimate yes man. He's standing right there. JD, I'll
tell you, yes, sir. And it's too damn cold. In
Minnesota. Yeah. And do you really think, I mean, why?
Would you think? that hackers, if they were state-sponsored hackers
in Iran, Why are you just going after small town
water supplies across the U? I mean, would you be
looking for something a little bit bigger than that? Maybe
they should look into the Somali fraudsters. Maybe they got
a, you know, some kind of a scam going there.
That's way more likely, although then they would be requesting
Bitcoin or something like that in order to return your
service back to its fully functioning state. This is a
Fox News, of course, on the same story. up and
overrode systems manually. Ultimately, 30 communities were affected, but the
disruption to water systems was minimal. Investigators haven't released many
details about the suspected cyber attack, but they say the
timing, the method, the access and targets are all very
similar to what they've seen from Iran before. Now, with
aging security technology, the mayor says whatever happened should serve
as a wake-up call that investment is needed, and the
cyber experts agree with him. Now, one of the reasons
investigators are leaning toward the conclusion that hackers are state
actors bent on destruction, no one demanded a ransom. And
as you sometimes see that when a large system comes
under attack. Now, the FBI has confirmed that the Bureau
is aware of the incident and is in contact with
the victims to resolve the matter. Okay, so what did
we learn in that news report? Nothing. State actors. Because
they didn't ask for any money. That's the only reason.
Across the board, the only reason we've been given. at
least that I've found, is, well, they haven't asked for
any money. So we have to believe that it's state
actors. And well, I mean, who else besides Iran would?
Even though they started out with Iran's been trying to
do this. What was his exact wording here at the
beginning? The work of Iranian hackers, but they can't say
that with certainty. For years, Iran has targeted U.S. water
systems with limited success. Okay, so it's been years that
they've had limited success, but now. Yeah. I mean, maybe
they have Iran AI and that's now making their job
easier for them. But for years, they have been unsuccessful
at trying to do this, but now. because nobody asked
for a ransom. That's their reasoning. I don't buy it.
Well, I just hope they're more successful because I like
seeing Minnesota suffer. And it's like everything that is state-run,
everything that is run by small towns, be very careful
if it's connected to the internet. Make sure, I mean,
your IT guy knows, change that from admin password, the
default admin and password. Yeah, you want to change that
to something. 1, 2, 3, 4. Yes, that's very secure.
Do that. One, two, three, four, five. Way more secure.
I got it. They're safe now. Exactly. Now, where do
you want to go next? Oh, God. Let me see.
Oh, I got here something. This is fun. There's a...
There's a guy that's running in Michigan. Not too far
from you. for senatorial seat, and his name is Abdul
El-Sayed. Have you heard of this guy? Yes. Yes, okay.
And he's getting a lot of press. And he is,
he's a very scary character. And there's this, this clip
has kind of been released, released and wasn't meant to
be public. And it was him talking with some pinhead
lefty vocal fry chick in the Senate. about his plans.
So it's a two-stage clip. And the first one, you've
got to listen to this broad vocalize before we get
to Abdul. And it's funny. She's funny. But when you
get to him, he's not funny. He's scary. Yeah, hi,
nice to meet you. I'm Farina. I am an environmental
staffer in the Senate, so very much looking forward to
hopefully having you in the halls of the Senate and
on the Senate Environmental Justice Caucus, which one of them
one of the staff leads. Environmental Justice. You got to
have justice. You got to have justice. Those clouds, the
rain, the snow, we have to justify them. On the
Senate Environmental Justice Caucus, which one of the staff leads.
I guess my question, and this is getting a little
bit ahead of course, but, you know. Even if things
go very well in November, we're still looking at two
more years of a Republican presidency. And I'm curious, you
know, I think. Stop. You hear that? You roll. Nobody's
a job anymore, Darren. It's your role. We're all actors.
All of us. We have rolls. Buddy, the last time
I went in to see my cardiologist, after getting the
best EKG the woman had ever seen, she said, your
health care provider will be in shortly. Instead of the
doctor, we'll see you. I don't even think she said
health care. I think she just said, you know, your
provider. I should have gotten up and ran right at
that point. I'm so with you, man. Absolutely. It's very
much out of a dystopian kind of novel. It's Orwellian.
It absolutely is. And so this broad, you can hear
her just prattle on. And she does with so many,
she should actually be in the mainstream media because she
asks a question, but she can't shut her mouth. So
she kind of answers it herself before he can. I'm
not going to bless anybody for talking too much, bloviating
or whatever, blathering. I mean, pot, kettle, that whole thing,
but otherwise. should be doing, codifying the endangerment finding, but
we're not going to have the chance to do that
for a couple more years. I'm curious how you see
your role on environmental issues or sort of all the
issues that we're facing more broadly going into the next
two years of the Trump administration. How do you envision
yourself using your voice? at a time when, unfortunately, we're
not going to get any policy over the finish line.
I mean, the best case situation is that we don't
get much policy over the finish line. Shut up, lady.
I mean, I've lost the question. Let me ask you
a question. Let me answer it for 20 minutes. I've
lost the question. She said so many things since the
question. I've lost the question. Exactly. Now listen to his
reply, Darren, and especially his kickoff for him speaking when
he says. Very fun. This is funny. The situation is
that we don't get much policy with the finish line
because it's inevitably going to be mostly bad. So I'm
just curious how you see sort of your role the
next couple of years in the Senate. Yeah, so first,
thank you for your work, and I hope we get
to work together. That would be very fun. Very fun.
That was so heartfelt. It's going to be very fun.
Yes, thank you for all of your work. Yes, fun.
Very fun. Yeah, very fun. Now, before he starts, this
guy, he is an absolute, you know him, but maybe
others do not. He is like a twin brother clone
of Mamdami. I mean, they have very similar faces. And
whenever he speaks, as he speaks, he has a constant
smile glued onto his face. No matter what it's said.
It's probably not like a natural-looking smile. No, no, no.
It's completely rehearsed and trained and fake. I mean, somebody
could say to me, you know, five minutes ago you
swallowed an explosive capsule, and in 90 seconds your guts
are going to be sprayed across the wall. The smile
wouldn't move. I mean, this guy is a sick boy.
And so I did a little digging on him, and
here's some of his bona fides. In 2014, he completed
a doctor of medicine degree at Columbia University College of
Physicians and Surgeons. and was funded by a Paul and
Daisy Soros fellowship for the New Americans and Medical Scientists
Training Program. El-Sayed did not pursue a medical license, instead
went into public health epidemiology work. So he's exactly like
Tony Fauci. I'm a doctor, but I never practiced medicine
because there's more bucks and power in being a bureaucrat.
I mean, I can't blame him for that, but yes.
Yeah. It means you don't trust him. Not at all.
Not for a second. So, clip five here is Abdul
El-Sayed memeing ventriloquist. Now, what this guy is saying is
actually chilling when you hear what he's saying. It's mind-blowing
when I heard this. And the reason this was actually,
I got this off of Politico, right? And their only
beef about it was his last words when he's talking
about flipping a... primarying Fetterman, right? And he referred to
Fetterman as
putting an ogre on a pike. Okay. And so some
of the, the, the middle Dems said, you can't talk
like that, but that's like, that's like nothing compared to
what preceded that. What he, the way this guy is
speaking is like, he's literally a King maker. This is
very scary. I get to that and start paving the
pathway for 2028 and who will be the next president.
And so part of what I need to do is
understand that this job is not just about what you
can do. do in terms of your investigatory power of
course your legislative Power, power, power. Well, it's all about
power. It's about power. You can't stop listing those powers.
Yeah. of course, your legislative power or your confirmatory power.
It's also your platform power. And so how do I
start telling... in paving out the pathway for what the
next president should sound like. Stop. Now, wait a minute.
This guy's running for senator and he's dictating how a
president is going to sound. correctly, Darren? Yeah, because they
got to get more commies in office. that's what they're
kind of going for. Yeah. And they understand. little movement
which is quite the scary movement is game action, somehow
even though the polling that we're seeing says people don't
agree with what they're which again shows you this is
all because donald trump and they've been able to demonize
him to such a point that they're willing to you
know just accept anybody as long as they're fighting donald
trump because of what i'm advocating for right and how
i talk about this a lot of this race right
now and then you know if I win is to
offer compelling ways or often memes that people eat. Wait,
wait, wait. He's offering meat. This is politics now. This
is politics now. And he's going to repeat this. He's
the meme ventriloquist. That's who this candidate is. They understand
that the Society of the United States so disconnected, so
out of touch that they don't pay attention. real news.
Correct. So memes are going to be the way. win
the presidency. They may not be wrong, sadly. They're not
wrong at all. Compelling ways or offer sort of means
that people can pick up who are running for president
to sound like we need them to sound. sound like
we need them to sound. have the right ideas. No.
Policy, ideas, nothing. parrot the crap we give you. Hey,
and God bless Noah Jenner. Otherwise, I wouldn't have paid
any attention back in the day when AOC, the bartender,
just answered a casting call. It's like you have to
know what you're dealing with. You have to know who
you're voting for. You have to understand. what they want
because these people, a lot of them now, they're telling
you exactly. Yeah, and think about it. This guy, I
mean, he's... in Michigan. And when you hear what he's
saying, you realize he's not riffing. He's not pulling this
out of his butt. This is something that's probably spread
far and wide by Soros people and whomever else. This
is the way they're thinking. They're telling this guy, you're
going to determine how the next president sounds. Whoa. Whoa.
Very scary. It's a lot of power for a guy
running for office. Yes. Running. you Like I told you,
my principal job is to be able to translate a
lot of our broader public policy goals in language that
moves people to build the political capacity to drive legislation
and change public policy. And I think I get to
do that quite a bit moving into 2028 where I
can leave a lot of these memes. Yeah, it's very
bizarre that this is being acknowledged. That we need memes.
We need memes. We need memes. There's a show title.
We need memes. There you go. And he realized. stupid
the electorate has become because policies are too difficult to
grasp. But show them a picture. You know, right. Here's
a, you know, here's a, here's a dachshund with a,
with a ball cap on. Okay. I got that. You
know, that's really what it's come down to. That's my
candidate. Really? Yeah. Well, I forgot who sent it. I
apologize, but somebody sent me a sad puppy image to
use with an eye patch. Sorry. I don't remember. But
thank you because that did, that did make me laugh.
A political entrepreneur? When have you heard that before? Never?
What the hell even is that? A political entrepreneur? You're
blending. Communism and capitalism, because there are no entrepreneurs in
communism. Yeah. But it's an interesting myth, but this again,
because people don't understand words. They're just listening going, oh,
this sounds very interesting. And they're not really even comprehending
what is being said. do it you know what i
mean like tell me tell me why i should stop
i mean you're gonna spend 60 million to beat me
okay to play that game you know what i mean
um so you know and then what happens is ideally
you put one ogre on a pike and then everyone
else gets the message and then they start they start
sounding a lot different so there's a threat we'll put
an ogre on a pike and then everybody's gonna fall
in line and act the way we want them to
act this guy This guy needs to be stopped. It
is insanity. Yeah. But I don't expect anything else. No.
Because that's exactly what you get when you check out
and you don't pay any attention. And all of a
sudden you wake up. Yep. And the people in office
are a little crazier than maybe you thought. Oh, here's
there's no. I saw this story, Darren. It's exactly what
you're talking about. now okay exactly and this is why
california is doomed nobody's going to fix california because anybody
that could that's worth saving is pretty much left and
those that have it have have my prayers. Same thing
in New York. Dig this. Brian Romero, the Democratic nominee
for New York's 34th Assembly District in Queens, my home
borough, into Albany. No Republican opponent. Okay, after crushing his
primary. The job pays $142,000 a year plus per diems,
yet while he waits to be sworn in, the former
legislative aide briefly posted a crowdfunding page asking strangers for
$2,000 to help with rent and groceries. When the New
York Post asked about it, the page vanished. Romero had
left his senior advisor role with state senator Kristen Gonzalez
earlier this year after ethics guidance forced the move once
he became a candidate. State payroll records show he pulled
down $106,469 last year. He lives with his partner in
a Jackson Heights apartment that costs about $2,600 a month.
So this guy's knocking down $106,000 a year. His rent
is $2,600, but he's only paying half of it, one
would assume, because he's got a roommate, right? money to
pay his rent and he's gonna be responsible for budgets
and I mean it's incredible these people are all losers
they are incredible losers every single one of them this
is treason oh for God's sake make an example of
that yes make an example nothing says you'll pay me
like a bloody head on a fence post yeah I
like that yeah and he's not asking to borrow the
money he's asking to give it to me yeah just
give it to me there's no value for value there
that's just give me your money give me your money
well It's the essence of socialism, communism. God. Well, that
socialism, yeah, communism is we're just taking it. That's true.
We're just taking it. Well, they'll take it anyway because,
you know, it's a scam. But Bill Maher, who has
been all over the map as we've covered him over
the last few years, is leaning very strongly in the
he doesn't like the socialist direction, which is good and
it's entertaining. Will anybody listen to Bill? I don't know.
trillion lies but when he says the Democratic Socialists of
America are actually communist that's not one of them and
it's not hard to prove it just by quoting the
DSA and their candidates. Davey Vance was on the show
and I told him that if the Democratic Party keeps
going in the direction of the DSA my vote was
in play and all I heard all vacation was oh
my god you're a Republican now no that's not And
here's why. Because not a week goes by where I
don't read about some newly chosen, exciting new face in
the Democratic Party. face
opens its mouth, the Communist Manifesto or some other crazy
shit comes out. Yeah, it's just like the guy you
were just talking about. Yeah, comes right on out. Right
on. Again, let's just read the quotes. The DSA platform
says, you work as much as you are able and
no more than needed. If that was any closer to
Karl Marx's dictum, from each according to his abilities to
each according to his needs, they'd be sued for plagiarism.
New York Mayor Mondani once tweeted Karl Marx's words exactly.
Their most popular influencer, Hasan Piker, thinks communism is so
gruesome that it's He laments the fall of the two
of the most murderous regimes in history, the Soviet Union
and the Soviet Union. and Chairman Mao's China. Mandami's aide,
his top aide, Sia Weaver, said, if you don't believe
in the government's sacred right to seize property, it's over,
and impoverish the white middle class. That's a goal? You
know you're supposed to scare people. For you, right? What
point are you at in the cycle if instead of
trying to lie about all that you are willing to
just go out there and say the truth. are still
going to put you into office. I mean, this is...
Insane world. It's working. I mean, over quite a few
states lately, these cretins have been elected. And, you know,
what America needs to do is turn back the clock
to the late 40s and 50s with Joe McCarthy was
basically hunting and attempting to jail them. Because, you know,
it's one thing when there's two sides of an If
somebody's intent is to destroy way of life, everything about
you. Well, that's not an opinion. That's an enemy. And
their voice doesn't matter. You know, there really should be
some type of legislation passed that if you are a
card-carrying commie, get out. Or, hey, it would work if
you just educated... enough to know what communism is and
how it would mess their life up immensely. going to
do that not the teachers union exactly also a bunch
of commies No question. One of the new soon-to-be Democratic
Congress people, Darlesia Chevalier, supports seizing all properties from landlords
and said seize the means of production. said the end
goal is seizing the means of production. I think they
want to seize the means of production. Now maybe you
missed that in school or missed school altogether, but that's
communism. Now the coalition within the DSA called the Marxist
Unity Group is in ascendance, and I must take them
at their word when their words include, our commitment is
to the long-term struggle for a fully liberated classless society.
communism what do they have to do more communists? You
know, it always worries me when Bill Maher and I
have been saying the same thing, but yeah, I'm glad
he's on the train. Yeah, it's great to hear. But
it's really chilling, and nobody's really doing anything to put
a stop to this. Right, because it's not business as
usual. This is not a Democrat versus Republican thing. Yeah.
This is all of the rules of this country, all
of the rights that you have gotten from God. No,
the government. The government gives you your rights, kids. And
if we want to take all of your property and
all of your money, there's nothing you can do about
it. Yeah, and all those people in his audience, most
of which I'm sure are Democrats or card-carrying lefties. Isn't
that... Laughing is one of the big ones. Our buddy
Scott Galloway. Yes. Okay. I've got that clip. Yeah. Oh,
you got that clip. Lay it on us. Yeah. He
was on with Kara Swisher. Yeah. And I've been doxxed.
Oh. Good. Suffer. Suffer, Scotty. You've been doxxed. What? Tell
me. So, I don't know if you've heard, but Mayor
Mamdani has decided to release a list of the 950,000
residences with addresses and names that might be eligible for
his pied-a-terre tax. I came out in favor of this
tax. This is the definition. I know. Let's just laugh
at him for the next five minutes. You're worried about
that. You want it. You backed the wrong horse. It's
very interesting when it's like, well, here's a list of
people that might be. Might be. This is the definition.
He's taken a legitimate source of tax revenue and he's
turning it into a wanted poster. And the question I
would have is, other than trying to identify and imply
these people have done something wrong, and then 18 months
after a healthcare CEO was executed in the street and
then published the list, What is the upside here? Why
is he doing this? Because you keep voting him in,
dummy. Correct. You support his policies. Now, this is nothing
new according to every news report that I can find.
This isn't like Mamdani released information that has not been
being released in New York for years, but the framing
is now different. People up till this point weren't really
looking at the property owners with, Oh, you're evil. Well,
why are people looking at property owners like they're evil?
Because of people like Scott Galloway. Sure. Because of the
Mamdonis. That's why. Because you're buying into what they are
selling you. It makes very little sense. But yeah, it's
kind of funny that this is backfiring on... Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I've been like, why is this happening? But you're
still supporting him, right? Oh, yeah, I love it. But
I mean, he's going to get me killed, but I
really like him. And I have one quick clip from
the governor of Illinois, the state that I currently reside
in. Oh, JB. More lies, lies, and damn lies from
somebody that doesn't claim to be a Democrat socialist, but
he is. What is? This is directly from the JB
account. So, yes, the music. All JB's people. Donald Trump's
so-called Save America Act. It's yet another... I mean, why
is it a so-called act? It is just the Save...
It's not a so-called act. Well, you know. It's yet
another... for Americans who disagree with them. You know, yeah.
Sorry, are a citizen of this country. Words matter. I'm
asking you to approve the Save America Act. And it
should be before anything else happens. Voters who would face
the possibility of being disenfranchised. The bill would make it
harder for tens of millions of married women to vote
because their last names don't. I know. Let him finish
this part. Because their last names don't match their birth
certificate. He wants to... the way that you can get
beyond this. So yeah, okay. So if your birth certificate
has a different last name, you have to jump through
all kinds of hoops, right, Larry? I mean, if you
want to. No, I don't believe that for a second.
No, you know what they need? What? An affidavit from
the person swearing that what they're providing is true. Oh,
see. So they have to write. That's impossible. Women are
too stupid to write an affidavit, according to J.B. Briskin.
down that Mary Jones is Mary Peters. That's way too,
way too hard for women, according to J.B. Pritzker. Well,
the poster is Pritzker thinks women are stupid. Put it
on every billboard in Illinois. It's unbelievable. You need a
affidavit from the person. You know, nobody else. You don't
have to go. You don't have to get a lawyer.
You just have to fill out a piece of paper
that says, I, your name here, am really this person
originally, your name here on the birth certificate. Boom, done.
I'm trying to remember. I used to know that number,
but I don't think there are tens of millions of
women getting married every year. I think it's like three,
four million, something like that. Yeah, because that's going off
the ledge as well. Marriage is an institution. Make it
so even using your real ID, which is secure enough
to keep air travel safe. Is the real ID really
keeping air travel safe? Not in the least. No. Not
doing a damn thing to make it safer, no. Wouldn't
allow you to vote. And if you move even one
block from where you live now, you wouldn't be allowed
to vote. I mean, what he doesn't mention is... One
block.
Could put you into a different state, a different county,
a different town. But no, don't worry about reality, kids.
Unless you start the whole registration process all over again.
The push to pass. Because, you know, when you move,
Larry, I mean, you did. This is a perfect example.
You moved over the last few years from Commie, California,
into Commie, Connecticut. Correct. There were no paper. There was
nothing you had to fill out anywhere, right? I mean,
you just, you moved, and your credit cards, and they
just knew where you were, right? Yeah. Yeah, they knew
where I was. And amazingly, incredibly darn, they knew I
was here, and so they could tax me on my
cars, on my house, on everything. All the taxes. magically
appeared. I don't know how they did it, but they
did it. It's amazing. When you move, there's never any
paperwork that you need to fill out. Just give us
the money. the Save America Act is just Donald Trump's
latest attempt to deny your right to vote and to
reshape the electorate in MAGA's favor. He doesn't want a
legitimate election. He wants certain victory. No, he wants fair.
Read the Safe America Act bill, not the so-called. If
you read it, it is... pretty clear but this is
part of this massive amount because pritzker's social media This
is daily. This isn't like he releases a video every
now and then. There are things like this coming out.
Constantly, sure. Yes. And it's that fire hose effect again.
And why? Because people look at it and they're like,
oh, must be true. I mean, he's an elected official.
He's the governor of Illinois. He wouldn't be lying just
flat to my face, would he? Yeah. Seems like that
happens a lot. Yes, yes it does. And just to
prove that the migration crisis doesn't just happen in the
United States, this is a very... Interesting story. This Quetta.
It's amazing, man. Sueta invasion. I'm great with geography names.
It's amazing. But here is the breakdown on what is
going on from the BBC. Where is Ceuta and why
have so many people suddenly tried to swim there? These
images are of thousands of migrants suddenly rushing towards Morocco's
border with Ceuta, a tiny sliver of land that belongs
to Spain. They swam across in such huge numbers that
the border effectively collapsed. There was chaos. The swim isn't
long, but some people clearly struggled and several dozen have
drowned. Those who did make it to shore, though, were
euphoric. No Marruecos! Viva España! Viva! So why Ceuta? meet
directly, a stepping stone, something, on the way to a
better life. It's just a few square miles in size
and with around 80,000 inhabitants, so 50,000 more arriving in
just one day was quite something. Spain has now sent
troops and police to help keep the peace and to
reinforce the border. But it's still not clear why so
many migrants suddenly rushed to Ceuta. Okay, here's the very
interesting thing. She's telling you... literally one breath before. Nobody
understands why, but listen to what follows. A Spanish court
did rule recently that anyone who swims across the border
can't be automatically returned. So perhaps word spread. So perhaps
this is the understatement of the century. Sure. Well, it's
just like Joey and Kamala. We can't control the border.
We're taking an act to Congress. We can't stop them.
So come on up, guys. Right. Saying come in. We
can get phone cards for you and phones and everything.
Nothing will happen exactly. What they had here. was the
court rule, if you come in via the water, you
can't be immediately returned. That seems like it might have
been a lie, but oh, maybe people heard this. Well,
of course they did because you didn't have this before
that and now you do. Cause and effect. But there
are also questions about what Morocco did or didn't do
to stop people crossing. OK, it's Morocco's fault. It's their
fault. Why did none of these liberal outlets went, oh,
it's Mexico's fault for allowing all of these migrants to
walk through. You know, it's amazing. Morocco should learn from
East Berlin. Put that wall up. Keep it inside. Everybody
needs a wall, Larry. Everybody needs a wall. Right now,
it's not happy with Spain because of Spain's relations with
Algeria, not a friend of Morocco. Spain's government is playing
that down because it needs help from Morocco now to
be able to send people back there. Many have already
gone, but many thousands more are still in Ceuta and
unsure of what happens next. Yeah, it's good. Well, we're
already seeing what's happening next. Here is the Fox News
report. Chaos. Chaos. The reason I can't get the name
right is because everybody covering this has said this differently.
I think he's correct and the Brit was wrong. So
it's Soutai gut feeling. Soutai, yes. Sounds very familiar, doesn't
it? Doesn't it, though? Yes, the young military age guys.
Absolutely. Coming into a country, no, nothing to see here.
No. They're video showing huge groups of people, mostly young
military age guys, cramming into inflatable tubes or arriving on
shore another way, some of them waiting in the water
as they break through the gates to get to the
other side. Sandra, this is reminiscent of kind of what
we saw during the open border during the Biden administration
through 2021, 2024, kind of similar to what we saw
in Del Rio back in 2021. And of course, this
is Fox News, who is very much on the Trump
train overall. comparison to the invasion of the United States
under Biden. The socialist agenda, their platform literally says they
want to abolish borders, abolish immigration enforcement, have complete freedom
of movement. This is what it looks like in another
country if they get what they want. Notice there is
no resistance from the government whatsoever. These people are coming
in without any obstruction. And if people don't know, Spain
has a very left-wing government. Earlier this year, they did
a big amnesty program for over... Well, Spain isn't really
just very left-wing. They are pretty much straight-out socialist, aren't
they? Totally. Yes, that's correct. Think of that Brit idiot.
They arrived so, what was the word she said? Ecstatic
or something, how happy they were to be there. Yes.
And then she says it's normally a community of 80,000
people, and suddenly there's 50,000 strangers. Now, if you look
at a map, it's the tip of kind of a,
not a peninsula, but it's jutting into a vast chunk
of water called the Mediterranean. And there's nowhere to go
from there. Okay? So where are all these guys going
to make pee-pee? Where are they going to eat? Where
are they going to sleep? You know, it doesn't matter
because they're happy, you know, and the people that are
living there already will screw them because they need to
welcome everybody. Well, that's not what's happening, believe it or
not. But all these people going think once it's very
much the same story of the Venezuelans that came into
the United States, wound up here in Chicago, sleeping on
the floor. Send me back. Right. When interviewed, we're like,
this is horrible. We thought there was opportunity here. We
can't work without getting permits. We can't get the permits.
get a place to live because we don't have any
money and when asked if they would do it all
over again they're like no it was better before they
left home But it was because of the story that
was sold to them. They should have gone to Martha's
Vineyard. They could have stayed at Barack and Michelle's. No
problem. Who don't know, Spain has a very left-wing government.
Earlier this year, they did a big amnesty program for
over a million illegal immigrants living in the country. They
had 1.3 million illegal immigrants apply for that amnesty program
between April and June. So that's what we call a
pull factor, Sandra. They're looking for something like that. They
know if they can just get their foot in the
country, maybe someday that left-wing government will do another amnesty
program. And you were just reading some of the wires.
The locals want an emergency declaration. It sounds like... The
ministry is saying no. Apparently, they don't think this is
a number. I mean, look at this. This is a
total free for all. And I don't know exactly the
timing between this news report and then what happened shortly
after, because the concept that they weren't being rounded up
and sent back doesn't seem to be the truth. Either
this is a global news report. It started with hundreds
than many, many more. The Spanish government estimates roughly 60,000
people arrive from Morocco in little more than a day.
Many swam. And again, we know that millions came into
the United States, but as you just pointed out. This
is about 60,000 people coming into a country. of 80,000.
almost doubling within a day. This man says he spent
two hours in the ocean. Another brought his five daughters.
Just before an attempt, this woman says she doesn't make
enough as a waitress to support her parents and daughter.
They're traveling from Morocco into a Spanish enclave in Africa
called
Many thousands of people have tried in the past, risking
their lives to seek a better life. More than 30
people died in their attempt this time. The rumor that
seems to have really blown up is that all of
the rules... around pushbacks were suspended. Migration researcher Craig Damien
Smith points to misinformation around a recent Spanish court case
as a potential reason why so many are trying now.
Spain's Supreme Court ruled people arriving by sea cannot be
summarily returned. So which part of that's misinformation? I'm not
really sure. It seems like good information. If the court
ruled that, why would you say then it was misinformation?
I want to hear that again, too. All of the
rules. around pushbacks were suspended. Migration researcher Craig Damien Smith
points to misinformation around a recent Spanish court case as
a potential reason why so many are trying now. Spain's
Supreme Court ruled people arriving by sea cannot be summarily
returned, though that appears to be happening. As of Friday
morning local time, as many as 25,000 people returned. This
man says he's leaving and that he hasn't eaten or
slept in a day. Others likely dissuaded by the Spanish
military. Spain's prime minister called so many people illegally arriving
an attack. A sentiment the British prime minister echoed. Smith
points out legal entry to the EU enables free passage
within it. He also says many European countries are aging
and rely on migrant labor. That more legal pathways could
make life easier for many people. No, no, it's the
same story as here. Oh, no, we need. Yeah, we
need that. We need the influx. Well, then come in
legally. Right. And don't even want to talk about the
danger as we talked about, Adam and John talked about
the danger from coming into the United States and how
many people died trying to make that journey because it's
a very corrupt way to get into the country and
you're paying, you know, mules to get you in. I
mean, people, not actual mules. And it's a very dangerous
thing. And they're not, most of these news reports here,
we haven't heard anything. about the death toll here, but
France 24 has it. Both cities, Melilla and Ceuta, are
really surrounded by very high fences. And it's extraordinarily difficult,
actually, normally to reach. And, of course, we've seen over
the past few days, while obviously tens of thousands of
people arrived, dozens of people, as you say, the latest
estimate is 57 people died in the attempt. So it's
very difficult and very dangerous. Once people arrive in Ceuta
and Melilla, while they are part of Spain and as
such they are part of the Schengen Free Movement area,
there are special rules applied to the autonomous cities and
it's actually quite difficult to travel onward. So a lot
of the scaremongering that we've heard and the reactions from
countries like Italy sort of thundering about, suspending Schengen or
suspending Spain from Schengen are really red herrings that don't
match up with the reality of the situation. I mean,
what I also don't understand, all these leftist countries who
are now afraid that more people are coming in. I
thought you don't want the borders. No, these people are
coming in illegally. How horrible. But CBS News is the
only one. that I found that had boots on the
ground, that had a reporter there trying to speak to
these migrants coming in. And I thought this was very
interesting. Again, was echoing the interviews with the Venezuelans that
I saw here in Chicago, kind of given the same
thing. We were promised a better life. And the reality
may be a little different. All these people have been
told that they're not going to be able to get
asylum here. So they're being turned around and sent back
right there. No, they're not letting people stay. That's what
the police have told us. Everyone, they're making everybody leave.
You can see, but most of them are walking this
way because the police and the military have forced them
to leave. I know it's very hard to hear because
the audio was bad, The migrants are like, but no,
no, a bunch of these people that were going to
Spain. And this guy's like, no, that's not going to
happen. you know sorry but uh your journey is for
not the journey The military says that they're not letting
people stay, that you have to go back. What about
if many people stay here? No problem. So your hope
is that you'll be able to stay here? Yeah. There's
no problem. So you read a news article that said
that if you came here you could claim asylum and
live in Spain. And you read that and then you
decided to swim over. It said Spain has opened the
door. It said Spain has opened the door. This was
on social media. Right? Never believe social media, kids. Yeah.
It said Spain has opened the door. It said Spain
has opened the door. This was on social media. I
mean, again, this is the exact playbook of what happened
with everybody coming into the United States. Oh, the United
States said it. The door is open. Come on in.
Well, they did say that. And there were cell phones
and phone cards and credit cards and, you know. Probably
new air Jordan. Where would you like to go? Well,
fly over. I mean, yeah. It was for real under
Joey. But you know what's fascinating? I saw some of
those videos. There was a science fiction movie a few
years ago with Brad Pitt about some kind of a
plague. I can't remember what it was called. But it
was actually very good. World War III, that's what it
was. And there were these mob scenes of these zombies
just swarming various areas. And the videos of that invasion
from Morocco to Spain, that part of Spain, was very
reminiscent. Thousands and thousands of guys, as they say, military-age
dudes. Somebody in the report said somebody brought five children.
I didn't see any kids. I didn't see any women.
It was all guys, maybe 17 to 30, you know.
And they constantly, the left, this is their stock and
trade, man. They distort the language. And it's kind of
been accepted now around the world that invaders are now
referred to as migrants. And it so pisses me off
because they're not. Yes. You know, for 100 whatever years,
the migrants, and certainly I witnessed it in California, they'd
come across, they'd work in the farms, the ranches, whatever,
and they'd, a while, and they'd send money back to
Mexico, and when it was done, they'd go home, you
know? Not the same as swarms of thousands of guys
just coming. Those are invaders. Those are not migrants. They're
invaders. And I believe they're referring to both men and
women, but there might be a little bit of a...
of a hint here why there aren't many women crossing.
Facebook, Instagram. Everyone wants to be here. No, no, no.
Morocco? No, no, no. Morocco. No Morocco. There's no money
in Morocco. Ah, see, see. If you have family, children,
like that you can be happy all the life. Do
you have a family? Yeah. My mother, my... But, should
to be do something. So you really want to leave
Morocco, you don't care where you go? Turkey, you just
want to be able to leave Morocco? And why is
that? Why do you want to leave Morocco so badly?
Maybe there was a different clip that I misclicked, but
there was talking about... They're being witches on the journey
in how they just tied them up and threw them
into the sea. Ooh, that's not nice. No. It's not
the way that you want to go. Well, that was
how you determined a witch, right? Back in those days.
They tried to drown you, and if you drowned, you
were a witch. Right. The only way to know is
to throw them into the water. Yes. And this was
just, I thought this was kind of interesting. Not that
I, you know, give any credence to this guy. His
name's Mark Adderley. He is a British producer. And of
course. The evil and the reasoning behind all of this
are going to be clear. Obviously, some kind of, even
reported by the Telegraph, Moroccan governmental influence on this. And
also, we can't pretend to ignore that Morocco, clearly, only
in recent days, has been in conversations with Trump, telling
him they're naming a highway after Trump. They've signed the
Abraham Accords, and they have a military relationship with Israel.
So, you know, we have no way of being able
to prove anything. But the feeling is one of it's
curious. that Spain has inadvertently become the epicenter of a
might.
crisis very shortly after the world cup and everything that
america has said about not liking the spanish yeah it's
all trump it's all israel that's the reason it's all
wow so this was all cia app this is how
this happened maybe yeah it's Again, there is so much
blather out there that it's nearly impossible to know. Who's
right, who's wrong, which just, of course, gets everybody else
anxious. It gets everybody all spun up, and that's not
doing anything good for their mental health as well. Yeah.
Now you have two more clips here, and then we
can thank a lot of people for their courage. Yeah,
why not? What have I got here? I've got, you
know, this kind of fun one. Stephen Miller dropping truth
bombs. You know, I'm such a stickler for vocabulary and
words. You can hear what this guy has to say.
The people you mentioned, the names you mentioned, AOC, Bernie,
the squad, Omar, these are people who even 10 or
15 years ago would have been relegated to the outer
extreme fringes of the Democrat Party. They're now the center
of the party. They're the heart of the party. They're
the soul of the party. So the Democrats have become
a party of freaks, weirdos, losers, and crazies. But you
can't laugh it off because it's deadly serious. When you
give these people power, everything you know and love in
this world falls apart. You have chaos, corruption, decay, violence,
poverty. That's a poster right there for him. Yeah, he's
dead right. And he missed a step when he said,
I'm going to give these people power. They get power
because before they get power, people insist that you give
them respect, right? And he's right. 15, 20 years ago,
a lot of these people would have said, hey, man,
those are psychos. They're nincompoops. They're weird. Get them out
of here. You know, the Bernies, really, really, the vagrants.
So many of them are. But how do they get
that way? Well, I'll tell you how. From preschool teachers
telling the little children that everyone deserves respect. No, they
don't. No, they do not. They conflate respect with civility,
right? Respect borders on admiration. And nobody deserves respect. Of
course, they can only earn it, but not the way
children are taught. And so that's why these creeps, these
insane people, suddenly get to where they go. because people
are afraid to call them what they are. So, you
know, I get to applaud Stephen Miller. The left hates
him, but I admire what he just said, because he's
correct. Dug it up in the troll room and says,
Stephen Miller's a baller. A what? A baller. What's that?
A baller. Oh, wow. Okay. It's a badass. Oh, okay.
Yeah. All right. I didn't know that was going to
be a terminology that was off of the radar. It's
a baller, man. Yeah, it didn't. I thought it was
like a basketball player or something. Kind of. You're bringing
a Gavin Newsom clip? Yes. This is, you know, even
though you're not a dad, I think this may stimulate
some rage within you, Darren. Yeah, because I do have
a thing against bad parenting anyway. Yeah. Well, this isn't
the parents' fault, but you realize how bad things have
become in the state of California. I'll just tell you
the setup. It's a woman filming herself. She's on a
speakerphone talking to somebody at the MyChart outfit or some
medical institution in California. And, man, what she has to
say is kind of sickening. I have a question for
you. I got a notification in MyChart from my daughter
Gianna saying that once her birthday hits on August 4th
that I'm not going to have access through MyChart for
her appointments and her test results and stuff. Um... Correct.
What you're gonna have to do is when the child
turns 12, you're gonna have to bring her in and
she's gonna have to create her own account. Her own
account. How? - How much? What is this, an account
for? on like my device so she has her own
My chart, the medical website that seems every... Oh, right.
I was thinking, because I've got those with every doctor
that I've got. So wait. This doctor's office is telling
this woman that a 12 year old is going to
have to set up her own account. Yes, because you
get out of California. And what is the reason for
that? Well, because Scott Weiner, that freak up in San
Francisco, among his other legislation, he's passed now in California.
Basically, if a 12 year old says, excuse me, I
want to get my Johnson removed. They can have it
done by themselves, by their fiat. And mommy and daddy
have no say whatsoever. Wow. Yeah. Wow. How much... on
like my device so she has her own login. No,
her device. Her device. She's 12. She doesn't have a
device. and she wouldn't be able to access it. -
Like how is she, so you guys expect 12 year
olds to make their own appointments and monitor their test
results? - It's not us, it's not, this is a
state, a state nationwide thing. - Crazy. - My kids,
I can't even get my kids, I can't even get
my own kids, unless they give me access. But I
have to, my kids have to create their own accounts.
Okay, so if she creates her own account on whatever
device, she has her own login, we could do it
through that. Correct. You'll be able to email the doctor.
So on the account that you currently have, you'll be
able to schedule and cancel appointments. Okay. You'll be able
to email the doctor. Because the message says that I
can't even do appointments. Hold on! They can't do appointments?
I mean, is this real? This is real. This is
not fake. I mean, this, I mean, I'm having flashbacks
to the AI videos that I was complaining were fake
a couple of weeks ago. This is. This is real?
I believe it is. It's been, you know... Oh, no.
I guess not. So she's going to have to call
and create her and make her yearly appointments. Oh my
god, it's crazy. Okay. That's insane. How do they expect
kids to, say they get a blood test, how do
they want them to review their own blood test results
at 12 years old? Okay, well, we'll figure it out.
I'm just going to have to create the login together
and I'll manage it under her account. Yes. And then
if they do create, they have their appointment, I'm just...
I'm still allowed to... go in with her, right? Or
I'm not even allowed to be in the room with
her. Unless she says, if she says yes, absolutely. If
she says no, she has every right. Okay. There you
go. Wow. Four-year-olds are calling the shots. They'll decide what
mommy and daddy have to say or see. Okay, that
does not, if that's real, that is... Beyond the pale,
as Joe Biden would say. Yeah, well, that was a
big, big issue about them doing it. I mean, people
in California were just, you know, having conniptions over it,
and justifiably so, because it's all rooted in the trans
movement. That's the genesis. Right, because if they want to
get the surgery done, then the parents can't be told
about it because that would be bad somehow. Right. Wow.
Wow. If that's real, I mean, I would have given
you a clip of the day, but I already did
that. First clip of the show, because that is absolutely
insane. If you're in California, if you got kids. Get
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model, you can just go over to noagendedonations.com. And see
what number hits you. Maybe it's 888 because there was
888 people in that troll room the last time. But
Larry and I are getting compensated for these shows. We
left that number up to the Podfather and the Dvorak
clan. It's an example of value for value. Whatever they
think we are worth, then that's what we're going to
get. So we highly recommend, if you like what we're
doing here, that you go over and send in a
donation and just let them know, Darren and Larry, they're
okay. Yeah. I mean, it's okay as we can possibly
be, but, uh, let me look here at the troll
room. Oh, what do we got? What's the head count?
I know, these trolls, they always run. I don't know
why. We have a peak trollage of 956 with 776.
That sounds kind of patriotic. It does. Right now, and
we are glad you are joining us in the No
Agenda Troll Room, which is available over at noagenda.stream. And
then if you're a true nerd, you will figure out
how to get onto the IRC server direct so you
don't have to deal with any of the crazy web
interface stuff and just the way it works and all
the trolls there on a podcasting 2.0 app because they
know when we're live. The other thing you can do,
of course, artwork for the show. As I said the
other day, people like, oh, can you can you still
do art? Well, I could, but that wouldn't be in
the. No. And then I'd have to pick your stuff.
Would be awful. No, you would be like, no, I
don't like any of this stuff. This is all bad.
Give me a Darren thing. But we had some nice
art coming in on the last show and a couple
of the artists was Mike Riley. Somebody told me like,
no, no, be be vicious, be vicious to the artists.
Don't don't let them off the hook. But there were
a few nice pieces. by Dame Kenny Benn, and there
were a few we could have gone with. Yep. And
I really kind of liked... the vibe of the muppet
Fauci with the duct tape, but Larry hates puppets. I
do. It's true. So you have to learn exactly what
the, what the host like, and Larry does not like
puppets, but see, that was a Fauci muppet that looked,
I mean, that looks more Fauci than the actual Fauci.
It's amazing. That was a beautiful piece. It was good.
The one we chose was a cartoonish Fauci, which everything
kind of blended perfectly with the little bubble of I
take the fifth, which that was the thing you said
was the. Tape over the mouth. Didn't. really coincide enough
with the 111 times. Yes. of Fauci taking the fifth.
And then we had like the little lawyer names. I
mean, I hope the O'Neill and Blyder aren't the real
lawyers for Fauci because we, although we get paid well.
That's true. But we thought that one really hit on
all of the marks. I don't know what was next
for you. I mean, we both decided that Blue Acorns
Fauci writing in the diary was so disturbing. We are
going to have nightmares for the next. Well, as long
as we can imagine. Yes. It's a tad disturbing. Yes.
You think? I mean, really, noagendaartgenerator.com. Go look. The Fauci
Diary by Blue Acorn. Very weird. We had, of course,
Scaramanga coming in with the cheesecake, but it was a
little too trashy of cheesecake. And with the flock camera.
Yeah. I mean, and the butts. I mean, the only
way butt art is going to get picked is if
it's CSB, who said he was going to put some
in for today. I mean, we shamed him on the
last show. Like, where's the CSB art? I was gathered.
I was taking a nap. Like, well, why? You snooze,
you lose. During the show. And the Parker Pauly. One
which was the mashup of our original Planet Rage art
with no agenda was very nice as well. That would
have probably been second on my list after the one
that we chose. But there's some interesting stuff coming in
today. I do see something from comic strip bloggers, so
he didn't lie. Oh, cool. There is still plenty of
time, though, to compete to see what is going to
win today. It could be anything. That is the beauty
of it. And we thank Dame Kenny. But I know
she's been out of the art game for a little
while. So it was nice to see some pieces. by
her that came in. Yes. It is all very much
appreciated. It's part of the time talent treasure. Thank you.
Dame Kenny, Ben. And now we do need monetary support
to keep the show going. And this is where we
normally do our executive producers and associate executive producers today.
Again, we're going all the way down to the 50
mark. Why? Because we're new. We need some reps, and
we want to encourage you to continue supporting the best
damn podcast in the universe. So if you have the
spreadsheet open, we can... I do, Darren, and I'm going
to ask for your assistance to avoid the train wreck
situation. I'm looking at Fred Hadley's very generous donation, and
it says, see attached note. Where do you find that
note? I've got it. Let me read that one. He
came in with 1776 in cash. You're very brave. Wow,
that's cool. Cash. Wow, that's impressive. And the note was
on a piece of paper, so I transcribed because it
was a little hard to read from the picture, I've
got it here. He says, dear no agenda. United States
is a federal corporation where July 4th is Independence Day.
United States of America is the constitutional republic whose August
2nd is Independence Day. Artificial intelligence scrapes and steals, spies
and surveils, and lies and kills. AI serves the devil.
Sincerely, Fred Hadley. I was going to say, that is...
Fred, thank you, and I am with you, brother. Yeah.
You and Larry should start an anti-AI coalition. I'm down.
Yeah. It's the way to do it. I mean, it's
very much appreciated. We don't have anything as far as
he's an insta-knight. Obviously, I don't see any knight name.
If you have a knight name, Fred, please let us
know. And then do you want to continue with the
Dame? Dame. Dame. Dame. Dame. She's from Los Angeles. Sorry
to hear that. She donated $300,000, and she said, Adam,
you were such a great host in 1888. I'm proud
of you. John, too. Best wishes to you all. Dame.
Dame. Dame. Dame. Dame. Dame. Dame. Dame. All right. They're
dames. They're dames. I'm trying to be French. Oh, I
guess the last name. I see. You were trying to
bring all sorts of upper crust. Yeah. Next is Manuka
Gold, our friends from Hudson, Florida. And ITM from the
Manuka Gold family, thank you, Larry and Darren. Great job
filling in. We really enjoyed Thursday's show, and we're happy
to keep supporting. We do have a code at manukagold.com
for the No Agenda listeners looking for 20% off code
treasure. Again, that's code treasure. We'll work for the entire
month of August and beyond. Feel free to reach out
with any special request. like gift notes, etc. It's great
to email with fellow No Agenda listeners. And that was
$250. Thank you. Good gold. Yeah, I need to get
some of that stuff. I've heard it's the greatest honey
around. for all sorts of different reasons. Honey is magical
stuff. It's got to be the right honey. Well, this
is it. Yes, really. Um, next, Eli the Coffee Guy.
It's from Bensonville, Illinois and 208.02. Thank you to Darren
and Larry for doing a great job holding the fork
down. of us in Gitmo Nation are feeling the shadow
of John's passing with heavy hearts, so I figured I'd
offer a little ray of light. We have a new
Gigit baby. Congratulations. Our son Miles was born July 28th.
Everybody is healthy and happy. We haven't slept much in
the past week, but that's what coffee is for. Visit
gigawattcoffeeroasters.com and use code ITM20. Again, that's ITM20 for 20%
off. off your order. Stay caffeinated. Eli, the coffee guy.
Yeah, he's the only guy that ever got me to
do a meetup. And he was a good dude. Yeah,
he's the first No Agenda producer that I met in
the wild. We went to go see Eli. And I'm
like, I got to try some of this GigaWatt coffee.
Then he got me hooked. He gave me a couple,
like, he tried these, and I was like, oh, man.
Good stuff. Uh-huh. It's like crack. Once you have it,
you want it. You want more. All right, we've got
Red Knight from Bismarck, North Dakota. That's a town with
a great name and a great place. 201-88. Deepest condolences
to the Dvoraks, Currys, and all who have been touched
by JCD. My keeper and I were traveling, and we
had stopped at the world's largest truck stop in Iowa
along Route 180. We had just sat down for some
lunch when I saw the announcement newsletter. Like many others,
I was in disbelief. This isn't April. Reading it again,
and my keeper could tell something.
I handed her my phone. It was also very saddened
after reading the news. Since we were traveling for a
few days, I wouldn't be able to send a proper
note or donation. The added delay gave me the time
needed to process and reflect. I don't know when exactly
I discovered JCD, but I'm pretty sure it was when
he was a guest on Twit. Early in my marriage,
2000s, my keeper had work training in the San Francisco
area. I gleefully tagged along. It was during this time
I frequently watched, listened to Twit. They would meet at
various venues to record the show. I guess this could
have been the original meetups. I was able to be
part of the audience on two recordings in two different
venues. others I don't recall, and of course, John C.
Dvorak. JCD was new to me at the time and
didn't know all of his vast history like I do
now. At first, I wasn't much of a fan of
JCD. However, the more he popped up on Twit, listened
on no agenda, the more I appreciated his direct no-nonsense
delivery. His stories from past experiences always had my attention,
as well as his many tips. He even used a
tip suggestion I sent him called Drop Stop that goes
between your front car seat and console. Several times after
this, I tried to feed him with more tips, but
nothing stuck. One of the tips I sent, he said,
this isn't a tip, this is a product promotion. And
I remember that original Drop Stop. I was like, oh,
I need that. Because if you've ever dropped anything in
your car and it goes between the seats. I recall
that. It was a cool product. One last thing I'd
like to share about John is his mentioning of giving
a short sentence review of products like a book, for
example, quote, couldn't put it down or quote, a real
page turner, unquote. I just so happen to own a
game for the Apple 2GS called Crystal Quest. On the
front of the box is a sticker with a few
more of those one-liners. Our very own JCD has a
comment, quote, hottest game in town, unquote. I've often thought
about sending him this box, with donation of course, and
see if he would sign it for me. Another part
of me thought it may fall into the depths of
his studio to never be found again. That's probably more
likely. Yeah. It's never good timing when a loved one
leaves us. However, John's sequence of events seems appropriate. One,
give everyone a scare with a major surgery. Two, needed
passwords, digital things are realized. Three, John is recovering, we
need a promotion, red knight, order of the heart. Four,
time passes and grousing per usual. Five, evening of the
final event, John calls to his soulmate, spend a few
more minutes together, then silently exits. prayers to the Dvoraks
and Curries, that our Heavenly Father will carry you through
this valley and give you the strength for the next
chapter. John truly was a national treasure. Red Knight, Sir
Brendan, FEMA Region 8. Well, thank you very much. Again,
as we heard from the clip directly at the start
of the show. the gaping hole that is left by
John C. Dvorak. And it's funny, I've heard from more
than a few people when they posted about John. that
starts, at first I wasn't a fan. Because you didn't
really understand John. It's kind of like no agenda. People
that start listening to this show, there are so many
little backstories, so many jokes, so many, you know, in
the morning, people are like, what does that mean? It
takes a little time to kind of catch up. But
once you did with John, people were in for the,
I've never heard anybody that was like, oh, but no,
that didn't turn around. I mean, the minute I saw
him take Leo's phone and change it to Korean, I
was in. That's a great stunt. Everybody should do that.
Yes. My wife did that to me once. Before it
was a phone, when it was Garmin GPS on the
dashboard of the car, and she changed the language to
French. And I was headed to a very important appointment,
and man, I was pissed. You didn't know if you
were turning left or right. Exactly. I had no idea.
Nice. You want to do this one, Darren? Sure. Sir
Nobody of New Jersey. Now there's a name. $201 says,
Dear O'Neill and Blydener, I wanted to thank you two
for hosting Thursday's show. It was great, so I subscribed
to Planet Rage. In my previous note, I think I
forgot to convey my condolences and sympathies to JCD's family
as well as Adam's family. Congrats on the birth and,
of course, the Horowitz's. But on to good news. Looking
over my donation amounts from the last donation, I realized
that I'm a baronet. Those sustaining donations do add up.
I'm a fan of the 11-11 plan. It's not much,
but every little bit helps. And I'm just going to
say, I don't want to argue with the night, but
it is not nothing. It is not not much. It
is very much what keeps shows like this going are
the monthly donations. So thank you for that. Yep. Title
to be Baronet Nobody of New Jersey. Also, for the
New Jersey crew and anybody else, I'm happy to announce
an early meetup for Central Jersey on August 8th at
the 3BR. in Keyport, New Jersey. It looks like three
BR. Yeah, three bedroom. Titled, hey, that's a heck of
a bar. We drink and we know things. Absent Friends
Edition. I did this so as to not take Thursday,
not to take thunder away from the Dame Wen of
the Lakes fantastic pig roast meetup on September 6th, which
is highly recommended to the New Jersey crowd. Well, that
sounds like fun too. It does. Looking forward to Barrenhood
soon at the meetups sir nobody of new jersey and
he came in with 201 today making him a baronet
thank you very cool Next up is anonymous 200.33. Thank
you anonymous And that should be a... double up but
where's the double up i'll just do this You've got
karma. Double up, double up. I'll get better at that.
That was great. There's our friend Linda Lupatkin of Castle
Rock, Colorado. $200. Jobs Karma. Hey, Darren and Larry, you're
doing a great job. Thank you, Linda. Now this. For
a competitive edge with a resume that gets results, go
to ImageMakersInc.com for all your executive resume and job search
needs. That's ImageMakersInc with a K. And work with Linda
Liu, Duchess of Jobs and writer of winning resumes. Thank
you, Linda. And if I can't find these clips fast
enough, I may need resume help. You've got... jobs jobs
jobs jobs jobs karma Mary knew. Donated 188.88. No address,
no note. Thank you, Mary. Yeah, so then again, that
would be... you've got Karma. Retroactively to the other one
as well. There we go. Brad R. King of Schoolcraft,
Michigan, 123.45. Adam, Tina, Mimi, Buzzkill Jr., and the whole
Dvorak clan, I am sorry for your loss. I had
a financial change, so stop my... My normal donations, but
I am not overboard. Love, love, love you all. No
gender change in my life. God bless you all and
JCD. Thank you, Brad. Rachel Fisher, Vancouver, Washington, 105.35. For
the buzzkill, much love. From one Oregon local 33-er to
no agenda, Adam, Meaty, Mimi, the family, et al. Thank
you, Rachel. Ian Sloan, no address but 105.35. Thank you,
Larry and Darren, for stepping up. Much appreciated. Well, thank
you, Ian. Yes, we appreciate that when the people aren't
trying to run us out of town with pitchforks yet.
Yes, pitchfork and torch party. It's got to be in
there somewhere someday. And then I see we do have
a couple of hundreds from Baron Ladaquin of Houston, Texas,
and Arnold Wilbur Jr. of Independence, Kentucky. Thank you to
both of you. Yes. Here's one from Danny Haynes, 93.64,
Dear Adam and Mimi. I started listening to No Agenda
at episode 94 back in May of 2009 after hearing
John C. Dvorak on This Week in Tech. I am
so sad to hear of his passing. The humor, analysis,
and worldview have been life-changing, and the friendship between Adam
and John has been inspirational. This donation will bring me
to knighthood. of Cumberland County. This area is the entire
Sydney Basin accounting attached. He's got some biblical... Biblical verses
here, Matthew 5, 4, blessed are those who mourn for
they shall be comforted. Psalm 34, 4, delight yourself in
the Lord and he will give you the desires of
your heart. Yours in Christ, Danny Hayes in Greystains, Australia.
Thank you, Danny. Next is Ox Otherix, Buffalo, New York.
$90, no note. Thank you, Ox.
Oh. You still with me, Darren? Yeah, I'm just, I
lost the spreadsheet for a minute there, but I see
up next. Yeah, Sir Nubbin. Sir Nubbin, our buddy. Coming
in with 88, 88. He says, my condolences to the
Dvorak family and Adam. JCD was the same age as
my parents, so JCD passing hit really hard. Also, Darren
and Larry, you have really stepped up for the sub-in.
Thank you for your courage. Oh, it's the sub-in from
Sir Nubbin, who... I believe he's the only... Actually, I
think there's two that are Knights of the No Agenda
Roundtable and also... scumbags in the planet rage world. So,
uh, it's a very small group, but thank you, sir.
Nubbin. Thank you. We have, let's see, Patrick Colley in
Carmel, Indiana, 8888. Long time boner. Please de-douche me. R-A-P-D-C-D.
You've been de-douched. From Duke Slam Bob Rolling Knight 88.88,
thank you for your courage, gents, ITM. Boots, boobs, JCD,
forever respect. Duke Slam Bob Rolling Knight of the Guadalupe
Trail and Heartbreak Hill. Baron Sir Phenom of Appleton, Wisconsin,
88.88. Credit as Baron Sir Phenom. Hi, Larry and Darren.
So what is the thing I will miss most about
JCD? Now that is a great question. Where there's so
much the community that he and Adam created around the
show is nothing short of amazing. I have met some
awesome people through the show, like Dame Jennifer, the first
producer I ever met who happened to be working at
the same co-working space in Chirac as I was, and
had an N.A. mug on her desk. One of those
people is Sir Dank Steddy, who suffered a great loss
when the tornado tore through Menasha, Wisconsin, last week. their
beloved cat are all safe. And please send heaps of
karma to all of them. Next. Yeah, right. I will
say, Baron Serfinov in Appleton, that was the town, really,
that looked like it took it the hardest. We're glad
you're all right. The drone footage of Appleton after those
storms, which took out our power here. With the drunken
NATO and the 100-mile-an-hour winds, man, Appleton got hit hard.
So hopefully you and everybody around there recovers from that
one. This weather is no joke. Dame Rita in Sparks,
Nevada. Wasn't that Art Bellstown? I think so. Close by.
No, Power Up. That's where he was. Dame Rita donated
88.88 and said, ITM, Darren O. and Larry B., much
appreciation for your time and talent. Thank you for your,
is it Courage or content? It could be either, right?
Dame Rita, thank you. For us, it's maybe both. Okay.
Dame Shelley and Tom Blowers of Jeffersonville, Indiana, 8888. Thank
you, John. Godspeed. Dame Shelley and Tom Blowers, Brownsville, Texas.
Dame AJ in Tallahassee, Alabama. 88.88. No note. Tim Griffin,
Burlington, Wisconsin, $88.88. Also, no note. Thank you both. Max
Fluitt in Sequim, Washington, $80.08. This donation is from Max
Fluitt. Happy birthday. Shout out to Sir Christopher of the
Benevolent Order of the Choo-Choo's. His birthday is August 5th.
Do we do birthdays? Yes, we do. It's on the
birthday list. Oh, beautiful. Okay. Kevin McLaughlin, Concord, North Carolina,
$80.08. 1891, God bless America, and boobs, Laos Deo. Okay.
Les Tarkowski of Kingman, Arizona. He was in the last
time, another Kingman resident. Cool town. $60.06. No note. Thank
you, Les. Brian Fairley. No place. $55.10. No note. Thank
you, Brian. John Bassano. Madison, Alabama. $52.72. Thank you, John.
Scott Evers. No place, no note, $52.72. Daniel LaBoy of
Bath, Michigan, $50. No note. Thank you, Daniel. And James
Sharametta of Napanoc, New York, $50. Thank you, James. Yes,
thank you all for supporting. And thank you, Larry, for
reading a majority of those. What I need is a
larger monitor or a bionic eye or a system that
can make text in a spreadsheet larger without making everything
go off the screen. So I appreciate. you taking those
and we do have We do have a knighting today.
Oh, cool. That's right. That sounds fun. Yeah, we need
these then. There's a sword. Alrighty. Danny Haynes, step right
up to the podium, please. Thank you for your support
of the No Agenda Show in the amount of $1,000
or more. I am very proud to pronunciate the Sir
Danny Knight of Cumberland County. Yeah, we've got the usual
hookers and blow rent boys and Chardonnay and even mutton
and mead ginger ale and gerbils bong hits and bourbon
Irish whiskey and Chicago dogs and everything that you can
possibly want. Oh Wait, oh, there we go. We got
that's the real nighting there head on over to no
agenda rings calm That's where you'll find all of the
information about the very handsome no agenda night signet rings
Send them your ring size. They'll get them out to
you along with some ceiling wax and a certificate of
authenticity and it's amazing how many people originally thought that
was saying ceiling wax like at the ceiling of your
room but thank you yeah i know i ceiling of
the sea uh-huh thank you for supporting the best podcast
in the universe and becoming a knight of no agenda
and then we have a title change as well oh
cool We do swag. Yeah, today certain nobody of New
Jersey becomes the baronet. Nobody of New Jersey. We thank
you for your support of the best damn podcast in
the universe. And yes, there are birthdays. There's a few
today. Belated Melody wanted to wish his fiance happy birthday
on July 21st. NetNet, a belated birthday. He was born
on July 23rd. Miles the coffee kid. Oh, yeah, he
was born just now on July 28th. That's his very
first birthday And Max Fluitt wants to wish Sir Christopher
of the Benevolent Order of the Choo-Choos a very happy
birthday on August 5th. And a very happy welcome to
Baby Miles. And he's the mini coffee guy. We hope
you all had a great birthday. your friends at the
Mighty No Agenda Show. Yeah, and then there were some
meetups. Oh, I'm weird. Yeah, they are like a party
indeed. That's where you go out. You have some fun.
Eli, the coffee guy, he got me out of the
house. It was fun. They're great. I've been to a
couple. Always enjoy it. There was a Raleigh JCD meetup
report from James Jeffers who said there was no audio,
but they had 14 people show up. They toasted JCD's
memory, and they say, we miss him and remember him
with fondness. And there was a nice picture, some very
good-looking trolls out there. for the meetup. which is what
we like to see and celebrating JCD. I mean, what
better way to go than to find a bunch of
people who have similar ideas as you and aren't going
to go crazy if you disagree with them, which is
also a plus because we're living in a world now
where people are, you're wearing a red cap. You're you're
the devil. No, not at a meetup. Everybody's cool. And
then we had a North Georgia meetup. And this is
headed up by Sir Bob. And he's got the meetup
report here. He doesn't know if I'll be playing him.
Oh, yes, I will. But he also adds condolences to
Mimi and everyone else from Georgia. In the morning, Adam
and Mimi and the whole Dvorak clan. This is Sir
Bob coming at you from the North Georgia quarterly meetup,
which we have renamed the North Georgia Rest in Peace
John C. Dvorak meetup. We had a great night. We
had the best turnout we've had in a long time.
Everybody's here talking about how great John was and how
much he meant to us. what John meant to them
and I'm gonna start with that and mine is a
couple of things I want to say about John and
one of the things he used to say that I
always crack me up when he would go oh brother
and the reason that meant so much to me is
because my mother is the same exact age as John
and from a different part of the country. but I
guess their generation said the whole thing because when I'd
be with my mom and we'd be playing cards and
doing things and she'd go, "Oh, brother!" And it made
me think of John and then when John would say,
Oh brother, that would make me think of my mom.
So that was a really important thing to me and
it made me feel special with John and my mom.
And the other thing, the only thing I'm going to
say that I want to take to the very thunder
because everybody's got probably the same thing to say, but
I'm going to miss the three by three. I love
the three by three. So rest in peace, John C.
Dvorak. I'm going to pass the phone around and we're
going to get everybody else's thoughts about John. Adam, Mimi,
and all the Dvorak children, may God bless you, keep
you, make his face shine on you, and be gracious
to you, look upon you with favor, and give you
peace. Next letter that comes from quote, seronymous market return
to sender. In the morning, this is Sir R. I'd
like to give a shout out to the Love is
Lit for JCD Denver-Seattle parks meetup. I will not be
there in person, but I'll drop some DMT and be
there in spirit. T here, remembering John C. Dvorak, who
passed before there was any evidence people wanted to use
the mouse. I miss you, JCD. JCD. Please say hello
to JC. As I walk through the valley of the
shadow of death, I fear no evil, for you are
with me. Sean here, thinking of JCD while we're connecting
and protecting. Now is the time to go out and
support your local No Agenda community. In the morning, y'all.
Hey, NA. Dr. Sir, Mike Roth. I'm gonna miss. John
saying my hey is rude. I followed that guy for
literally 33 years since I got a 386 Packard Bell
back in the day. And I had so many questions
and he was my source. I love you guys. Long
live NA. RIP JCD. This is Cody with Cherry Street
Brewing. These guys with no agenda are awesome. Hell yeah.
Stay safe. Rest in peace, JCD. Yeah, that's doing the
meetup report right. They got the server involved. That's pretty
cool. And Sir Dr. Mike Crotch always makes me crack
up. It's the voice. And then we have a report
from the North Idaho Sanity Brigade meetup. Head up by
Sir Scott the Jew, who says, apologies for the late
submission. I had a hard time editing this one through
the tears. In the morning, Gitmo Nation, Sir Scott the
Jew here. Now this time it wasn't just another North
Idaho Sanity Brigade meetup. It wasn't just another par-tay. This
time, it was a par-tay for JCD's life. A celebration
of the man. So many of the same faces and
voices together at the Trails End Brewery in Coeur d'Alene,
along with some new faces who came to one of
our meetups for the first time. Conversations of JCD's voice
and legacy abounded. A hearty cheers to the man, the
myth, the legend. John C. Dvorak. I've been really meaning
to write JCD and tell him I love all those
Whatever Girl clips. It keeps it lively. Wait, what's that
in your mouth? In the morning, No Agenda family, this
is Sir Spook of Spokane. We're all just sharing tales
of John and really all appreciating what a family the
No Agenda community has. John, I hope you're finding something
to grouse about up in heaven. We know you are.
Adam, Mimi, all the No Agenda family. Wishing you the
best. Much love and prayers. In the morning. Rest in
peace, John. In the morning, Flinner of the Finings here
escaping Spokane for the smell of freedom found in the
North Idaho Sandy Brigade meetup. Thankful for Scott the Jew,
Larry and Darren for holding down the No Agenda Homestead,
and the wonderful servers here at Trails End Brewery in
Corn Lane. Still praying for the Dvorak clan. JCD will
be missed but never forgotten. Keep your boots down and
your tails up and congrats to the newlyweds. Hey, it's
Rev, the gold digging cowgirl. God bless the No Agenda
Nation. And may JC, sitting next to Jesus, guiding us
through the bullshit. Love you all. This is Reb's Mule.
Miss you, John. All righty. What's that in your mouth?
This is Sir Donald at the fire bottles. Comment on
John Dvorak. Our true home is in the next world,
not here. John has been called home. May he rest
in peace by the mercy of God. Brigade. We've raised
many a glass in toasting JCD and his years of
pleasure in hearing him and life goes on. My name
is Embry and I live in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Sorry
about John, but I hope you guys keep on doing
the show how you used to and as fun as
you used to. This is Lane Fleming from Otis Orchards,
Washington. And I've been listening for about 13 years. I'm
going to miss John a lot. Sure love listening to
you guys. Thanks for everything. Sending lots of thoughts and
prayers and love to the whole No Agenda family as
we grieve and to the Dvorak and Curry families. We
will get through this. Lord, bless transitions. For all we
have going on in front of us, welcome your brother,
your son, John, all the way home. Welcome Adam into
whatever's next, and welcome all of us into the city.
On behalf of the Idaho Sanity Brigade, we miss you,
John. In Jesus' name. Hey guys, this is Janine from
Trails End Brewery. I had the pleasure of serving No
Agenda tonight and they were super fun. My pleasure. We
will see you next time. Cheers. That is a nicely
done meetup report. Really? It's such nice people. Wow. That's
cool. I know the servers are always like, oh, wow.
They're all good tippers. I'm sure that's it. They're like,
the insanity is okay. They're all having a lot of
fun. There are some meetups coming up, including today, which
is the JCDN Memorandum Memoriam at 3.33 p.m. North of
Toronto time. All Star Wings and Ribs in Vaughan, Ontario,
Canada. That is organized by Bishop. Then on Monday, tomorrow,
we got the mixtape meetup at 4.30 Alaskan time at,
oh, this is the one Lady Vox was putting together.
She knows how to put a party together. She's cool.
At Mama Rosa's Taco Stand in Alaska. Go to the
noagendameetups.com website for more details on that one. On Tuesday
of this week, we have the OKC meetup, RIPJCD at
7 p.m. Central at Fassler Hall. Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, the
organizer Sir Jimmy James of the South Central Flatlands. And
on Wednesday, the Love is Lit for JCD at 6.30
Mountain Time just west of Denver City Museum of Nature
and Science in Denver, Colorado, organized by Sir Vito. And
then Thursday, the next show day, we have a meetup
at the Northern Wake, totally regularly scheduled meetup Saints and
Scholars, Raleigh, North Carolina, organized by J.C. Jeffers. And then
upcoming, the list is huge. Go to noagendameetups.com. Everywhere from
the UK, Canada, Tennessee, Michigan, Delaware, New Jersey, Texas, Oregon,
Pennsylvania, Thailand, Louisiana, Iowa, North Carolina. I mean, if you
don't see something close to you, which is going to
be very rare right now, but if you don't see
anything close to you, it's very easy. You can set
up your own meetup listed there. And protection is connection,
as the podfather always says and it's true try it
out it's totally true *same* It is like a party.
And I have a couple of ISOs. We have to
start getting you to get ISOs as well. But I
put the word out there. And again, I'm going to
slam my head here because I didn't write down who
sent these in. So bad me. I apologize. But we
did have somebody send in. I asked for some of
the JCD favorites kind of thing. Cool. So we do
have two of those. This was the first one. The
only one that I brought is this one. And it
didn't really... This today wasn't so bad, but... stumping the
podcaster i thought that was good from from the podfather
i mean that should really you know what this should
be on a button that i can hit so anytime
somebody sends something and i'm like oh i don't know
what then it's just stop stumping the podcaster that's good
yeah make that a prime button yeah but the two
from sophia one of jcd's favorite was Chef's kiss amazing.
So there's that short and sweet that's within the normal
timing of a no-agenda ice.
but I really liked this one. That was the most
fulfilling, hilarious, amazing thing I've ever heard. Which one? That
was cute. Yeah. Really. I mean, it may be lying
on this episode, but I mean, I think. we can
go along with that one. And, uh... How you feeling?
Are we made it through another one? I'm feeling pretty
good. Yeah. I'm almost ready for Thursday. Well, let's not
be a workaholic here or anything. No, no, no. That
is gonna do it for another edition. of the best
damn podcast in the universe. For those of you sticking
around, we hope you do on the mighty NOAA agenda
stream. Up next is... Really? Just two good old boys,
Sir Gene and dude named Ben named Ben? Sir Benrose
chose this. Sir Gene says he never chooses a show.
Now you see. Yeah. That is a not the truth.
So you can stay along and listen to that one.
There were no end of show mixes. So I think
I'll throw in a while Dvorak's chair gently squeaks. Next
time, coming to you live, just outside of Chiraq, right
here in FEMA Region Number 5. In the morning, everybody.
I am Darren O'Neill. And from pretentious Connecticut. Blydener, we
will be back here this Thursday. So please join us
and remember us at noagendedonations.com. Until then. Hooey hooey, T-Y-F-Y-C,
and adios mo' fuck. and such. Yeah. Sweet! *crying* world
Sweet. you Yeah! Please, please. *Squeak* you Adios, mofo. Dvorak.org
slash N-A. That was the most fulfilling, hilarious, amazing thing
I've ever heard.