March 3rd, 2019 • 3h 2m
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[Music]
this is no agenda from northern
Silicon
Valley were in this day in 1903
Sing
Sing prison began taking
prisoners
fingerprints it was the
beginning of the
end I'm Jesse tomorrow nice Oh
fight you
ran out of music bed that
doesn't happen
very often
I gotta shorten these things I
just you
got to talk to the writers I
have
another one that I was gonna
use which
was kind of interesting
actually wording
it correctly okay in 1812 yes
this was
the first u.s. foreign aid bill
authorized for relief of
victims of an
earthquake in Haiti Venezuela
yeah and
let me guess was it a very odd
earthquake your earthquake
machine back
oh no no no they may not have
rules Vern
I think was writing in that era
I mean
that's possible do you never
know you
never know in the morning
everybody it
is the No Agenda Show episode
1117 and
the day after the day after the
big
Austin Texas Meetup I I gotta
tell you
cracking the mic this morning
I'm I'm
actually a little self-aware
why well
because condemning you for
something no
but when you meet everybody and
you put
native faces to names and
you can hear how closely they're
listening it's like now I'm like
self-conscious make sure we do
everything just right what what
an
incredible group of people
yesterday use
I know you saw the pictures by
the way I
want to correct myself Jules
Verne was
not yet born he was born in
nineteen to
eighteen twenty-eight yes
because I
don't want to get a nasty note
almost an
unforgivable mistake ten years
old so I
think the head count was about
125 looks
like about based on everything
it looks
like it was but that sounds
about right
yeah it was really incredible
there oh
yeah you got that many people
just gonna
last a lot longer yeah and it
was so
good man the Austen beer works
did you
meet everyone at the 125 and
say hello I
hope so I certainly stayed long
enough
until you know there was almost
no one
left so if someone didn't come
up and
they weren't wrangled by the
keeper or
by the shill then we missed
each other
but I think I think I pretty
much met
everybody and wow what a group
we got
teachers we've got nurses we've
got it's
um weirded weirdo some big
giant weird
guy with that with a with a Guy
Fawkes
mask and long beard yeah like a
celebrity man he had his
glasses on he's
got a shades on he had his his
little
parade on oh yeah he just kind
of slid
in hey everybody sir Jean here
Duke Duke
of Texas sheriff sheriff to
Marriott
never yeah I think there were
two things
that made well besides everyone
being
there to other things that made
this
Meetup extra special without a
doubt
were the nametags and I'm
unsure who
brought those but there were
nametags
pre filled out with the name
Ben there
were some variations Benjamin
Bernadette
you know stuff like that it was
very
funny but Mark Hall our
documentarian
the supreme really blew it out
of the
water with the foam finger
number one no
agenda hands gloves that was
just what a
great idea
yeah that was good I think
that's a
premium we need to we need to
keep going
I don't think we actually got
one there
was so many people they were
gone in
seconds I was like haha so yeah
it was
just John I mean there's people
who we
know from the show that I've
known for
years and if not met he was it
was
really fantastic really
fantastic well
I'm good everyone glad everyone
had a
good time yeah I'm hard to top
that
number yeah you seem to be
trying to
throw some smackdown on Twitter
that
California can do better I
don't know
where you're gonna count for
you can do
better but you know it's
whether it will
do better than an issue okay
now you got
are you gonna try it are you
gonna do
something like in Los Angeles
perhaps
sure okay
yeah I understand I can
understand
you're a little intimidated by
our girth
here in Texas Texas typical
Texas crap
you know these guys the whole
state is
like this they're just full of
themselves everybody's got to
be bigger
or Texas would be the biggest
state and
you're not the biggest aid
Alaska's
bigger all right why don't you
go do a
meet up in Alaska see if you
can beat us
start in Anchorage doesn't have
this
this no they don't have that
D'Alessio
doesn't care they're now
getting free
money from oil and there's a
lot of
grass yeah although it was as
we go
through the notes later in the
donation
segment it was an interesting
variety of
things that were illegal that
were
slipped into envelopes what
yeah yeah
are we opening the envelopes
last night
trying to get the spreadsheet
and credit
everybody properly and you know
it's
like oh what's this mmm okay I
thought
that smelled kind of familiar
all right
what's this a mushroom all
kinds of
stuff people give out us as
party favors
and it's there what's that
Texas and
Nussbaum came in - yes I heard
that it's
the guy's amazing
he's baby he's been supporting
the show
as almost I think from day one
he's been
supporting it for as long as
anyone yeah
anyway
there was still time for prep
well
that's a good thing yeah a lot
going on
there is a lot going on where
do you
want to start cuz I got a
couple of
topics that I mean if you have
a serious
I got some some clips from
truck I don't
you hear Trump CPAC speech you
know
completely missed it
huge mistake not listening to
it while I
was doing you have to go back
okay
because it's you know his
normal ad-lib
speech in front of the big
crowd sure
sure it was this it this was
beyond the
pale for two hours of ad-lib
complaint
oh my goodness plain what CPAC
is and
who's behind this conservative
part it's
a conservative political action
group
political political action
committee
right yeah and so it has a
meeting every
year they've had these things
for a long
time it's very controversial
it's the
one this is the one that they
voted in
one time they they did a when
the t p--
before the tea party was was or
the rant
the Ron Paul tea party you mean
before
the government party sure they
they were
big celebrities at this thing
and then
the CPAC the CPAC thing is far
as I'm
concerned slightly corrupt they
rousted
the originals at the tea party
people
and then they brought in these
interlopers this year they did
hit
grosses at four one two three
four five
six seven eight nine what
unusual thing
they had michelle malkin coming
if
anyone can go find her speech
you're
gonna see as a killer speech
that it
hits the nail on the head about
CPAC and
all the rest of it and she'll
never get
invited back how good so she
did a good
job then oh I thought her
speech was the
best you have no clips from her
no I'm
gonna get the whole thing out
I'll clip
some from it it's mostly just
complaining about its it's a
very good
I'm just recommending people go
see it
so what just before you go what
exactly
is the point of this
conservative
political action quantity can
come out
and they can all shake their
fist at the
Liberals why
it held now though I mean this
is hell
about this time every year
oh it's every year okay oh yeah
it's
been on it's always on c-span
it's
played you know
c-span will play it on c-span -
oh oh
that's that's a movie no that's
not
c-span 3 yeah so Trump comes on
and he
does - over 2 hours of material
was this
like new stuff worst I think
most of it
was new yeah new material Wow
there's a lot of old stuff was
mixed in
I think whenever whenever that
that we
had that clip where like Trump
has as
he's humorless he has no humor
I guess
he took that to heart I don't
think he
paid much attention to that
because he
is pretty funny but there was my
favorite that I think the most
classy
example of this get this I have
this
article the BBC they describe
this
speech and I'm gonna I'm gonna
read a
quote from this article this is
the
BBC's yeah like I was trying to
find
stuff like you do yes I'd know
the
problem
the BBC's okay no I'm not gonna
find it
that way the me she saw all he
did was
they use every word except
lashed out
okay about how Trump was there
just a
slam Buller
but slam lash out just trying
to get the
title of this thing bang and I
can't
find it anyway I know why can't
find you
said in my hand a second ago
look at
this one last sheet Oh anyway
so they go
on and on about Trump's just be
it was
it was an attack but it was all
in good
humor and I have three accepts
from the
speech will get the outlook for
the for
the article as we play one of
these this
is just I'll give you three
interesting
examples because one of them
this a 36
second clip this is trumpet
CPAC the
great tariff debate and I am
washing this go what what is
this what's
the great tariff debate of 1888
and the
debate was we didn't know what
to do
with all the money we were
making we
were so rich and McKinley prior
to being
president he was very strong on
protecting our assets
protecting our
country and he made statements
that
others cannot come into our
country and
steal our wealth and steal our
jobs and
build their country and not
defend our
country we can't do that we
can't ever
allow that to happen so he's
he's
conflating tariffs with
immigration yes
as a matter of fact he managed
to do
that and did it pretty well but
that he
starts with this is where he
starts with
one of the he kind of starts
the speech
talking about stuff like this
he's going
into history lessons and then
he goes
then he goes shaggy-dog ok good
love it
and he doesn't come back to the
terrace
thing and I don't have the
follow-up for
about 15 minutes maybe 20
I mean he's his shaggy dog
approach is
quite entertaining here's the
BBC Erica
says Trump launches furious
attack on
Robert Koehler as I play these
four
trump clips I want you to tell
me if you
think that any of this is a
furious
attack on anybody does bitch
and moan a
lot but it's all very humorous
so let's
play this is the one it's about
I don't
know how long this is this is
pretty
deep into the speech even though
according to the BBC let me
read from
this article he called the
green new
deal pitch buy something
because as a
radical bid his his the
president's
attacks ranged widely they say
tax yes
painful attacks then he says
this is
kind of interesting he says
that he
started off he said where he
started off
then I'm gonna find this let's
play this
way they say he started off
here but
this is actually about half way
through
about a third of the way
through this
how he goes off the off the
rails and
begins to see me obtain the BBC
attack
but this is trumpet CPAC
cussing and
fake news they said no it's
okay for
other nations to come in I
won't use a
certain word cuz stop
politically but
everybody knows the word I'd
love to use
should I use it I won't do it
that's
actually just right there he
sounds like
a warm a cat warm-up act for a
TV show
he's got a script in one hand
he's
teaching everybody how to cheer
I was
great our great first lady
always says
don't use certain words please
I said
but the audience wanted me to
do it she
said don't do it and the
problem is if I
do do that they won't put the
little
preamble that we just went
through
they'll just use the word and
they'll
say isn't that terrible so I
won't use
I've learned because with the
fake news
[Applause]
if you tell a joke in fear
sarcastic if
you're having fun with the
audience if
you're in live television with
millions
of people and 25,000 people in
an arena
and if you say something like
Russia
please if you can get us Hillary
Clinton's emails
please get us team elves
[Applause]
I can totally see how people
think wow
this is just like Hitler
Mussolini
Mussolini right
Hitler was not although there is
evidence and I've been trying
to get
some some verification of this
apparently Hitler did tell
jokes and a
lot of his speeches so
everybody's
having a good time I'm laughing
we're
all having fun
and then that fake CNN and
others say
yes Russia to go get the email
like two
weeks ago I'm watching and
they're
talking about one of the punch
PS Russia
for the emails these people are
sick and
I'm telling you they know the
game they
know the game and they play it
dirty
dirtier than anybody's ever
played the
game
[Applause]
nice so this is the kind of
thing and
it's like the whole speech was
this kind
of material it was very funny
very well
delivered it was it was like a
warm-up
back you're exactly this is a
lot like
his whenever he speaks in front
of like
a building Association or some
lunch in
this is where he's really good
and I
guess he treated it like one of
those
occasions and not something
that would
be on c-span and televised for
all to to
criticize well his self aware
because
this one next clip I think was
this
where he goes off-script
mmm-hmm he's
off script the whole thing
let's face it
he's it was a probably twenty
minute
speech and he goes also him
somehow
twisted to slamming the green
new deal
but this is the trumpets he
pecked off
script this is a sell to me
this is him
realizing and by the way this
is what
the BBC said he started with
which he
did not apparently know wasn't
this was
nowhere near the beginning of
the speech
but okay whatever you say see
BBC and I
noticed this too that everybody
and I'm
sure uh it'll be interesting
with us
analyzed by Brooks and shields
because I
have a
and shielding commentary later
that
they're just nobody you have to
watch
the speech if you're gonna
start talking
about it and watch it you know
you just
watch it and try to enjoy it I
mean it's
very entertaining let's play
this you
know I don't know maybe you
know you
know I'm totally off script
right thank
you darling
you know I'm totally off script
right
now and this is how I got
elected by
being off script and if we
don't go off
script our country's in big
trouble
folks because we have to get it
back now
when I look at what's happening
on the
other side I encourage it I say
no no I
think the new Green Deal or
whatever the
hell they call it the green new
deal
right green new deal I
encourage it I
think I think it's really
something that
they should promote but they
should work
hard on it's something our
country needs
desperately they have to go out
and get
it but I'll take the other side
of that
argument
only because I'm mandated to
amend it
but they should stay with that
argument
ever change no plans no energy
when the
wind stops blowing that's the
end of
your electric let's hurry up
darling
darling is the wind blowing
today I'd
like to watch television darling
[Applause]
he could have added another
line I've
got a new one which is kind of
our line
but news came out yesterday
that in Los
Angeles it was the coldest
February in
recorded history
yeah and I'm thinking the green
New Deal
was already working great yeah
all right
so now here's the last clip I
could have
gotten more maybe I'll get some
more
from the next show but this was
the only
thing that was kind of baffling
I mean I
was it makes this makes you
turn your
head kind of like a dog when
you hear
this it's a very short clip
what is he
trying to tell us he talks
about crowd
so I'm constantly bugging
Mercedes
whenever we have a slow moment
I say
Mercedes and Sarah show them the
pictures show them and compare
them with
what they put on television
those
pictures were taken hours
before and
remember this also not that
Obama would
ever do this but we had fencing
all the
way down to the Washington
Monument and
it was raining and it was wet
and the
grass was wet and women and men
and I
consider them totally equal so
I'm not
gonna say it's harder factors
probably
with the men I know it's
actually easier
for the women to make the walk
right Wow
this is about his inauguration
photo I
guess she's still bitching
about it oh
my god what was the point of
that
comment that women somehow are
like
being wet more no he says like
the women
is easier for the winter walk
walked
into the men he he knows he
knows I
guess he's saying fat bastards
like
myself I don't know is he
saying fat
guys are wimps or what does he
try it
what's he implying I think cuz
he's a
big man maybe that's it huh
well I'm
glad you watched that oh I
couldn't tell
you this just a warning for
anybody
wants to watch this it's it's
like with
a lot of Trump stuff is like
this and
you have to admire this ability
of his
and I think it's gonna have to
come into
the into play with other
candidates at
some point
it's are gonna have to be
funnier and
better at public speaking yeah
not as
orators gotcha
but as guys who can just talk
to an
audience which is modern and
you start
watching this and it's very
hard to put
it down yeah it's a game you've
got a
budget some time cuz this thing
is long
addictive yeah I can understand
I can
understand well good I'm glad
you got
that he sounded very
comfortable in his
element so to speak he went to
into
another bit which I didn't
record where
he talks about his about his
public
speaking ability cuz he's
talking first
he starts he does he's he's
really an
insulting guy's I can insult
comic yeah
uh he says he says I got a
friend is a
everybody knows who he is a
rich guy in
New York he's the richest of
the riches
and sees a killer ease of
Sharky's and
this ease of that I can't tell
you his
name out you know who he is you
know who
he is he says this guy here
just rip you
to shreds to take advantage of
he says
he's a good friend of mine but
maybe
he's not because you'd probably
screw me
if he could write he does that
a lot
yeah and then he says this guy
this guy
he gets in front of two people
and he's
choking himself and he says he
could
nine people some thing about
how he
feels so much love in these
audiences
that's where he doesn't have any
troubles just talking to him
and he also
he with this he also gives the
the m5m
just hours of material to bitch
and moan
about him which is probably more
interesting than that of the
Cohen stuff
they've been doing non-stop if
you take
this stuff out of context or
just watch
these bitches about in the
speech and
just take snippets and if you
wanted to
have some fun there's enough
there right
right you could really make him
look
like a buffoon and I don't I'm
surprised
they don't do it more I think
it's too
much work for one thing I don't
think
they like listening to these
speeches
they don't like doing a lot of
work
these guys oh no the BBC's
report on the
speech was just lame and
[Music]
well I did notice something
else took
place just at the end of last
week which
may even possibly be an exit
strategy
for you and I know old fingers
yes a
small a small exit strategy but
yeah at
least for the rest of our lives
because
we could we could make up to a
million
dollars if the addressing
envelopes by
selling grit newspaper I still
have the
x-ray glasses no it's race
specs we can
provide information which I
believe I
can do leading up to the
apprehension
and capture of hasma bin Laden
the son
of Osama bin Laden this broke
as two
spooks entered the Foreign Press
briefing at the at the State
Department
hey boy these guys were super
spooks
they show up in a couple of
these clips
and they and the thing was
billed as you
know strategy and tools against
al-qaeda
of course we haven't really
heard much
from al-qaeda because we thought
al-qaeda kind of morphed and it
became
what we were told well it turns
out the
story's a little bit different
it was
eliminated but now we've got
this guy
all of a sudden out of the blue
for no
reason whatsoever we get these
reports
we'll start off with the Central
Intelligence broadcast system
they
report from CBS we have only a
few
images of him his current age
his guess
and why why on these packages
they throw
together you know at the end of
the week
why they have a brit voicing it
is
beyond me this is it because
she's
actually from british
intelligence and
she wrote the scripts i mean oh
you
might as well voices yes
something like
that we have only a few images
of him
his current age his guest to be
around
30 and he's believed to be
living in
hiding in either Pakistan or
Afghanistan
Hamzah bin Laden is a figure
shrouded in
mystery but the State
Department says
he's emerging as a leader of
al-qaeda
and some think a possible
replacement
for the terror groups current
top leader
Ayman al-zawahiri he seems to
be very
charismatic ally sufen is a
former FBI
agent and expert on al-qaeda
bringing
spooks he has been groomed
since his
father's death to take a more
senior
role in the organization's it's
great it
gets better comes a bin Laden
grew up a
poster child for al-qaeda
appearing in
propaganda videos like this one
and
thought to be his father
Osama bin Laden's favorite son
let me
tell you if you first of all
you would
ask me Osama bin Laden's sons
name I
wouldn't have known it that
really would
have had and and to be able to
pull a
clip of some kid you know here
he is
here's the kid I mean that's
that's
pretty good end of the week
maybe CBS
he's threatened America in audio
recordings yet only now has the
US
government offered money for
help
capturing him just the fact
that he is
beloved and son create the
belief out
there that he might be able to
you know
try at least to fill his
father's shoes
Ali Soufan believes al Qaeda is
potentially more dangerous than
ever
before the terrorist group and
its
affiliates are estimated to
have tens of
thousands of fighters across
the Middle
East and Africa now whenever we
hear a
report like this I mean not
just by we
had some Pakistani of origin
Pakistani
producers at the meet up
yesterday and
like all you guys are spot on
with with Modi and it just
being an
election year and causing some
crap and
Kashmir we whenever this
happens we know
it's election time we all stock
up on
food because you never know how
long
it'll last
it's the same with this when
you bring
out a kid and you say oh he's
gonna be
the new leader and then add in
little
bit little elements which I had
to get
these different reports to find
them all
you know it's like well yeah
he's he's
coming back
and well listen to the BBC who
again
clearly their intelligence
outfit has
something to do with their
reporters
better than CBS and and the
kicker for
the the impetus for all this
was that
Saudi Arabia the kingdom of sa
stripped
him of his citizenship now yeah
who
could make that happen there's
only one
there's only one house the
White House
calls up Saudi Arabia says
alright we
need this guy we need to start
some crap
somewhere you've got a setup
for that
false leg I've been predicting
well
maybe yes very possibly again
for our
million dollar payout up to a
million I
might add they're not promising
a
million it's up to up to a
million says
it right there on the poster so
you'll
probably hey good work no
agenda yeah
give me a knighthood no thanks
listen to the BBC report new
information
some breaking news now to bring
you from
Saudi Arabia Saudi Arabia has
stripped
the son of the late al-qaeda
leader
Osama bin Laden of his Saudi
nationality
we're told the royal decree was
published in the Official
Gazette it
comes out I need to read the
Saudi
Gazette as the United States is
offering
a million dollar reward for
information
up to about Hamza bin Laden the
US
officials say that he is
emerging as the
leader of the Islamist militant
group in
recent years he's called on
followers to
take revenge on the US and its
allies
for the killing of his father
who
ordered the 9/11 attacks our
Washington
correspondent Chris Buckley
reports so
there's only a couple people
who make
that phone call for this
stripping of
your nationality which I've
never heard
Saudi Arabia do that's a
Kushner call
Kushner or Trump or someone
from the
White House ah you gotta set
this up for
so they do that the BBC they go
all out
let's just remind everybody
about this
guy's dad okay the United
States has
published a wanted poster for
Hamza bin
Laden and they believe this is
a new
face of al Qaeda the group has
been
responsible for many
and bombings but none were more
devastating than this on
September the
11th 2001 its members flew
planes into
the Twin Towers of New York's
World
Trade Center one of a series of
murderous attacks on America
apparently
masterminded by Osama bin Laden
like the
apparently masterminded almost
two
decades on the US has new
concerns about
Al Qaeda and its leaders son
has been
has released audio and video
messages on
the internet calling on his
followers to
launch attacks against the
United States
and its Western allies and he
has
threatened two attacks against
the
United States in revenge for
the May
2011 killing of his father
after a
10-year search Osama bin Laden
was found
at a safe house in Pakistan and
killed
in an operation ordered by the
then
President Barack Obama after a
firefight
they killed Osama bin Laden and
took
custody of his body in the
compound they
find letter suggests he was
grooming his
son home so it's the same
report the
same report by the way I
watched the
25-minute spook session at the
State
Department they didn't mention
any of
this some some briefing went
out with
all these little details you
know about
all these little things that
he's been
doing to succeed him on my
intelligence
officials believe he is
emerging as a
key leader in the extremist
group
today's al Qaeda is not
stagnant it's
rebuilding and it continues to
threaten
the United States and our
allies the
u.s. is offering 1 million
dollars for
information that leads them to
Hamza bin
Laden officials believe he
could be in
Afghanistan Pakistan or Iran
but they
admit now becomes important is
it
Pakistan Iran Afghanistan where
is it
gotta throw it but you know we
got to
think strategically I want to
play a
little bit of these 2 spoon of
a Sunni
Muslim like this guy being in a
shiite
world of Iran and hanging out
there as
being no chance
no that is bullcrap they just
threw a
run in there cuz I think this
is still
part of the scheme to do false
flag so
we can invader robbed by
Columbus on I
think you're right but there is
something else going on but
let's just
stick with the idea that
al-qaida is now
coming back and I didn't know
this but
when we killed Osama bin Laden
we found documents that said he
was
grooming his son it's funny I
don't
remember this
and there's the BBC reporting
it I just
don't remember this so then one
brilliant I think he's from
Egypt maybe
one brilliant journalist
remembered some
of the things that we were
always
laughing about if you recall
al-qaeda
did a lot of branding and
rebranding do
you remember this they would it
was
always all either rebranding
themselves
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the franchising when they went
to the
franchise board and started the
franchising that's when we got
all these
different rebranding efforts
and one of
the journalists asked the two
states
books about it I was wondering
whether
he could elaborate a bit more
also the
question of rebranding of
certain groups
there is no other terrorist
organization
organization in the world has
ever
talked about rebranding but al
Qaeda
it's just it's banned but this
guy's
kind of on to it he says some
interesting things I think
there was a
rumor a few years ago that Al
Qaeda or
other fundamental radical
groups had
then taken the the label of
Isis because
it was very successful and so I
suppose
there's no coincidence that now
that the
fortune of Isis is going down
that you
are reminding the world that al
Qaeda is
still out there I thought is
his way of
this framing this question the
tense
very interesting he says hey I
guess
that now that Isis is kind of
on the
outs it's no coincidence you
guys are
reminding us that al Qaeda is
still out
there
it's an insulting question
because
listen to what you have to say
precisely
I suppose there's no
coincidence that
now that the fortune of Isis is
going
down that you're reminding the
world
that al Qaeda is still out
there on the
question of shifting
allegiances Isis
grew out of al Qaeda what we the
organization we now know as
Isis was
originally known as al Qaeda in
Iraq we
so we have to be aware of the
fact that
boundaries between
organizations can
sometimes be fluid almost one
rises and
one falls there might be
movement
between them listen to this
bullshit
this guy is he's not answering
the
question
because he knows he's been had
and he's
just talking marketing crap at
this
point in a terrorism briefing
to be
aware of the fact that
boundaries
between organizations can
sometimes be
fluid yes I know it's a hard
rock East
hard rock West you never know
who you're
dealing with and as one Rises
and one
falls there might be movement
between
them it's risk and so we
addressed the
risk and prepare for risk as
far as
rebranding the problem that
we've
encountered around the world in
a number
of different countries is
efforts by Al
Qaeda networks affiliates
individuals to
portray themselves as more
moderate to
portray themselves not as
terrorists but
as political actors the United
States is
not fooled by these efforts if
you walk
like a terrorist and talk like a
terrorist you're a terrorist oh
okay our
designations policy reflects
that
reality and that's our policy
if you walk like a terrace and
talk like
a terrorist dagnabbit your
terrorist son
it's like if you're innocent
until
alleged okay this guy
definitely set
those got him on sharpening
okay the
Today Show is the final the
final comp
balázs clip here The Today
Show added
another gem because remember
we're doing
this for a reason we've mean
to put up an up to a million
dollar
bounty on this guy's head which
was the
lead it was the headline that a
big
poster on stage Mill upped up
two little
letters up to we never heard of
it like
I said in the newsletter and I
had a
great picture of him by the way
he
shouldn't you probably I did I
saw it
with a don't drone media don't
throw me
bro it looks like he looks like
a guy if
you look at that pity looks
like a guy
who stinks himself as a lady
killer I
also believe he's 33 years old
I've seen
different numbers in the 30 but
she's
funnier would be this much
funnier but
he looks like the ladies ladies
ladies
man he's also wearing that
black rope
around the his headdress mm-hmm
and
generally speaking that super
terrorist
and was it a really super
terrorist
terrorist they never wear that
that's
considered an a an adornment
that's an
insult to Allah so they
generally don't
wear him in so when you see a
group of
people and they're ones without
that
black thing going around there
that's
tighten it up it's like I say
it's like
a band right if they're not
wearing that
I don't think Osama normally
wore one
either that's usually someone
who's an
extremist no and they're always
you can
see and they're all over the
place and
this kid having that on really
makes me
question and within this white
it could
have been a saudi color which
would be a
red checked i mean there's a
lot of
things that are wrong with this
whole
this thing is bullcrap oh yeah
well but
i'm thinking i don't want you
to think
about what about this if Osama
was CIA
from the get-go hmm which some
people
believe sure and it's not it's
and it's
one of the many ways you can
look at the
alternate histories if he was
CIA just
say al Qaeda is CIA could hold
his State
Department and but let's just
say that
if he was CA is it possible
that the kid
is like an asset that needs to
be what
do you call when you get the
guy out of
the field yeah extract extract
has to be
extract no no no this kid may
not even
be alive it's unimportant it
made let me
one more thing how many kids
overall did
Obama know Obama Osama have Oh
eighty no
no I think he had six right no
no he had
they don't even know but it's
between
twenty and twenty six kids but
this one
they found the writings that
this one
was being groomed this is the
one this
was the favorite this is this
is the guy
he was he's taken over he's
becoming the
new leader he's put out stuff
on the
internet which I haven't seen I
haven't
heard it I'm I haven't looked
at this
site Intel group yet but I'm
sure they
have something that they put up
there
that sounds like somebody being
pissed
off about America
it is revenge revenge so he's
saying I'm
gonna attack the u.s. I'm gonna
attack
their allies in Western Europe
this
means we have to go get this
guy we
gotta find him
we got a smoke them out and and
just add
a little bit of just some nice
color NBC
Today Show they deserve a gold
star
Hamza bin Laden classified as a
terrorist by the US government
since
2017 but now they're upping the
ante and
offering money for information
on his
whereabouts his father was the
world's
most infamous terrorist
responsible for
the 9/11 attacks on the United
States
now the son of Osama bin Laden
hamza has
a bounty on his own head this
morning
the US State Department is
offering up
to a million dollar reward for
anyone
who can reveal Hamza bin Laden's
whereabouts according to the
State
Department Hamza is emerging as
a leader
of al-qaeda and it's released
video
calling for attacks on the US
revenge
for his father's death I can
report to
the American people and to the
world
that the United States has
conducted an
operation that killed Osama bin
Laden
his father Osama and brother
Khalid
killed by US Navy SEALs during
a raid in
Pakistan in 2011 relatively
little is
known about Hamza he's thought
to be
around 30 years old and was most
recently seen at his wedding in
video
released by the CIA
several years ago it for it's
believed
he may have married the
daughter of
Muhammad Atta lead hijacker and
mastermind of the 9/11 attacks
doesn't
get any better and who
masterminded the
9/11 attacks has gotten married
to the
daughter of Muhammad Atta it
just
doesn't get better than this
this guy is
really two years ago Hamza bin
Laden was
named a specially designated
global
terrorist by the United States
on Friday
Saudi Arabia announced it had
revoked
his citizenship but as
whereabouts
remain a mystery it is not just
a cash
reward the US government is also
promising absolute
confidentiality and
even relocation we will get
we'd they
will relocate us we can start a
new
podcast under new names and new
identities with a million bucks
cool mil
in our pocket up too and I'd
like to I'd
like this show to take credit
because I
know exactly where he is
alright we're listening and
I've been
paying attention to the region
because
you've been talking about some
kind of
strike you know some false flag
we've
been analyzing what can be done
with
Iran now you obviously he's not
hiding
in Iran but do I think I know
yes I went
and looked up news stories
country after
country and wow I think I hit
it I can
with a surety say Kozma bin
Laden is
hiding out in Tajikistan to be
specific
on Yi aan why i arne tajikistan
i think
he may even have an existing
compound
there that he owned or his dad
owned and
if you look at what's happening
with
tajikistan we have a number of
problems
just this morning children
barred from
attending church five thighs
5000 Bible
verse calendars burned
Tajikistan
kidnapped a jeek activist
is terrible horrible no it's
the worst
ever I mean these are m5m
headlines from
the past 24 hours my favorite
though has
got to be this one this week's
China
News headlines
remember you never saw us here
that's
what this Chinese soldier told a
Washington Post reporter in
Tajikistan
I'm guessing that soldier has
never met
a reporter before the soldier
was
shopping in a small bazaar in
southeastern Tajikistan near
the borders
with China and Afghanistan it's
about 85
miles from a secret Chinese
military
outpost I mean not so secret
that you
can't see it from satellite
photos or in
this photo taken by the
Washington Post
reporter or from the reports of
nearby
villagers who say they've seen
dozens
possibly hundreds of Chinese
troops over
the past three years but other
than that
nobody knows about China's
secret
military base in Tajikistan
unless you
watch China uncensored don't
read The
Washington Post
obviously it's very difficult
to get
clips about China from Chinese
news
organizations if they do any
news on
this actually Chinese
uncensored is in
English I believe it is it is
and it's
kind of a it's a sarcastic is
just I
just wanted the piece about the
I just
wanted some audio really of the
Chinese
base which initially the
Indians India
was going to take over this
base and
build it up and then Tajikistan
cut a
new deal with the Chinese and
if you
look at the location of
Tajikistan it is
in the perfect strategic spot
to do all
kinds of crazy shit and we
probably
should stop the Chinese while
we're at
it because they are starting a
base
right there now's the time to
go in
now's the time to go after some
terrorists we could smoke them
out and I
am Telling the US authorities
right now
that that is not that they
don't know it
because of course they know
exactly what
they're gonna do it's not about
finding
him is who do we need to rubble
eyes
next
I'm calling Tajikistan
well I'm not gonna argue with
that would
be the target for rebel ization
although
I still think I still - well I
think the
real target of a rebel ization
is Iran
but oh sure it wouldn't
surprise me but
it's a perfect spot there it's
right
there it's China Afghanistan
Pakistan
middle of everything is a
beautiful
space I'm not mistaken it's
supposed to
be a a really cool place to
visit it's a
great country for entertaining
let's look into Tajikistan you
got me a
little flat-footed yeah you
know it's
I've been I've been paying
attention
I thought maybe Kyrgyzstan but
there's
nothing the Kyrgyz saunas
nothing but
good news in your kyrgyzstan
fighting
prejudice one hijab at a time
yeah so
the oh no they're all the good
guys over
there in Kyrgyzstan but
Tajikistan yeah
so we will probably you know
wind up
killing this guy this kid in
Tajikistan
throw his body in the water you
know
according to Muslim tradition
make sure
we have pictures that we can
within 10
minutes make sure we have
pictures we
can't ever show you because you
know
you'd be too horrified versus
anything
on Netflix okay that's fine
now the timeline I don't know
but it
seems like they you know this
so out of
the blue this kid it's it's
almost like
people should be shaking their
head
saying what day what did he
specifically
what has he done they ran a
story before
they even had any more she
could tell
about him they're developing
those now
yes well there's my guest yes
witness
the he probably married
Mohammed Atta's
daughter are you kidding me
yeah that's
just yeah now you now you're
pushing it
but the entire news media is
all over
the story and I have the PBS
report
which has been laden kid what
did he do
is my question and and this is
only 20
they only gave him 25 seconds
the US
Department of State is offering
a 1
million dollar bounty why
doesn't why is
no one correct on this why
don't they
say what it really is up to 1
million
dollars I mean how can you it
is a it's
a journalistic error yes the US
Department of State is offering
a 1
million dollar bounty for
information
leading to the capture of Osama
bin
Laden's son Hamza he's believed
to be
the new leader of al-qaeda
Hamza bin Laden has threatened
attacks
against the US and its allies in
retaliation for his father's
death in
2011 the government of Saudi
Arabia has
also announced that it
stripped bin Laden's
citizenship again
this this stripping the
citizenship it's
to me and to no agenda thinkers
it's
obvious it's obvious it's
bullcrap
he's just strip demoted
citizenship well
that must mean he's a terrorist
the
whole thing is anyway there's
obviously
leading into something else and
we'll
see what it is but now exactly
it's a
scam
I found another little gem for
us to
discuss Ebola in the Democratic
Republic
of Congo which is another thing
that
we're trained to um be on the
lookout
for when when it's like Ebola
strikes
there's always military that
goes in
after that and typically
there's no no
huge epidemic of Ebola and we
went
through it went through that we
went
through Zika somebody gets
rousted that
we never hear about so now
we're back to
to the Democratic Republic of
Congo
which still is in strife
because of
their elections and shields
being put in
a very important country mainly
for
northern for the northern part
we're
aware we have the small batch
artisan
cobalt being mined by small
batch
children fingers bleeding and
that goes
into your iPhone or your Huawei
or
whatever it is this Chinese all
over the
place there so you know it's
there's
issues and we need to protect
that and
so we had Doctors Without
Borders up
there medicines on pompeia that
doing
their thing with Ebola and
strangely
enough the population there is
so angry
that they think it's a good
idea to go
and break down and burn this
tent city
of people who have Ebola inside
of it
and this so I'm sure that's
really
believable that the population
who's
seen people shit their guts out
and died
although we don't have any
footage of
that recently we just see some
tents and
stuff and some doctors but okay
we'll
have to believe it so yeah you
know what
let's just go and torch the
place the
first attack was last Sunday
night yeah
it started around 10 o'clock
emanuelle Mazar is
on the ground emergency
coordinator for
Doctors Without Borders
he says anywhere from twenty to
a
hundred men converged on their
treatment
center in a rural area called
cot WA and
they started to throw stones
inside and
then they started to put part
of the
center on fire all the
logistical and
modern sanitation equipments
after about
15 minutes they scattered but
the center
was already in ruins the next
attack was
Wednesday night at a treatment
center
seven miles away in a city
called loot
Ambo this was even more violent
so a car
was used to break the gate
there was men
inside they divided in
different teams
they start to destroy things
the police
arrived there was a 30-minute
gun battle
in which one officer was killed
and
meanwhile there are nearly 60
patients
in the center suspected or
confirmed to
have Ebola many of them just
picked up
and ran Messara arrived on the
scene
okay so you're in the tent
dying of
Ebola you just pick up and run
I mean I
was pretty sketchy soon after
and he
says everyone was traumatized
you were
afraid for your life you'd feel
completely helpless most of the
patients
have been located and moved to
a center
operated by another charity
called Alima
mistrust is high in this part
of Congo
he notes that it's an isolated
impoverished area with a
history of
armed conflict that's made
people wary
of outsiders and they've never
seen
Ebola before so it's not
surprising that
they're gonna be suspicious
well I know and now all of a
sudden
these people have never seen
Ebola
before it's as if they threw
that in
there so that you can
understand why
these morons would want people
with
Ebola running around I'm sure
they know
what Ebola is this can't be a
truthful
report it impoverished area
with a
history of armed conflict
that's made
people wary of outsiders and
they've
never seen Ebola before so it's
not
surprising that they're gonna be
suspicious when a bunch of
foreigners
show up and start insisting
that as soon
as your child or mother has a
fetus what
this sounds like here is a
cover story
for what this really is
which is probably a bunch of
yeah
with guns hiding in these tents
to do
whatever and now's like well of
course
these people have never seen
Ebola they
don't really I'm sure they were
worried
about this Doctors Without
Borders have
been in Africa for decades and
now oh
now we're worried about him
you're
covering NPR with a history of
arms on
pages yeah that's made people
were you
I don't think NPR knows what is
what's
going on at all and they're
just giving
us a bogus report that somebody
gave him
to read Outsiders and they've
never seen
Ebola before so it's not
surprising that
they're gonna be suspicious
when a bunch
of foreigners show up and start
insisting that as soon as your
child or
mother has a fever you have to
send them
off to strangers in these
plastic suits
the group won't resume
operations until
it can be sure that it has the
full
support of the community we
have not
been communicating enough with
the
population normally Doctors
Without
Borders specializes in caring
for
patients but they're thinking
in this
case maybe they need to shift
gears and
focus on engaging the community
okay so
they'd need more PR to explain
to the
Africans there who apparently
are stupid
what's really going on what
caught my
eye in all reports of this is
the line
they have temporarily handed
over
operations to a Lima which I
had never
heard of before
I have we've talked about him I
think a
Lima is the Alliance for
international
medical action I had I can't
remember
but I did look up their board of
directors well well well yes I
bet you
found some yes besides well the
president dr. Pierre creme you
now he's
from Kanda Naevia and he worked
at the
analysis group I don't have to
tell you
what kind of thing think that
is but
right underneath him the
director the
former director of the Clinton
Health
Access Initiative is on the
board of
directors the phony pill
delivers oh
yeah then we've got a woods
whole person
that's a spook then we have
where was my
favorite here we have Catherine
Dumais
our / she's from the working
group in C
in the Security Council which
is a
non-governmental organization
sounds like something medical
to me not
really
then we have some bankers
Agustin Ogier
secretary-general of Alima
co-opted
board member of a Lima USA and
then a
very interesting
Glenda Hersh because you know
if you're
an organization organization
like this
and what we kind of believe now
I think
we I believe it is that these
organizations are staging
things they're
you know they're covering up
their runs
their fronts
Glenda Hersh an award winning
an Emmy
award-winning television
producer he'll
she got to do with this well
when I saw
her description award-winning
Emmy
award-winning producer and
co-president
of truly original media two of
televisions leading producers of
unscripted programming I went
huh I
wonder what she really does and
why she
is the owner of the production
company
that produces Real Housewives
of Atlanta
stripped ink angel summer house
hack my
life our wildlife she's a
reality
television producer that make
sense this
is the kind of person you want
on your
board if you're creating some
kind of
information yes exactly
so we need to keep our eye on
DRC
because this well control of
your
explaining you have that little
transition where the doctors
without
borders have to set this thing
up and
okay we'll give you a lot of
money you
can use the money okay okay
will do and
then they got fed up said you
guys take
it now hey we're doing this for
you
first your hand over see it a
little
sooner than you want it but we
got to
get out of here
and over 3,000 troops Isis a
virus the
killer from Nigeria
[Applause]
it will take over can't wait to
see what
the next move is but we've got
our eye
on you yeah we'll figure it out
and with
that I'd like to thank you for
your
occurred to say in the morning
to you
the man who put the C & c-span
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so okay
so we have a few people to
think now do
you have a separate list or
they all
incorporated it yeah I have a
separate
list I have a separate list and
notes
do you want to do that as a
separate
segment yeah
I think we should do it now
think we do
it all together I mean that
okay well
let's start waiting to exalt it
says
associate executive and
executive
producers for show 1117 like
okay what
do you know I can't know what
do you
know we're yeah we're gonna do
what
we're gonna do the meet up
first is up
to you yeah I think was asking
yeah
maybe misunderstood yeah I'd
like to do
the meet up notes first that
I'm go
through them as quick as
possible
no we do all the me up notes
like it is
last time yeah okay once you do
that and
then we'll go to the regular
list yes
good idea alright and I have
notes oh
and we have the two knighting
Zanda
daming on site with a yet again
brandishing a weapon in public
its
tissued you know if there's a
sword
flash sword flashing you know
it's the
no agenda crew we start off
with one of
those i want to remind
everybody I'm not
doing this yes we understand we
so one
of those knighting was Paul
Wilson and
he will be knighted today
officially on
the show as Sir Paul the
trusted advisor
and he wanted to thank Gretchen
aka
g-money who was deigned
yesterday she's
g-money the hysteria skeptic
for hitting
him in the mouth two years ago
he says
with this instan iting I'd like
to be
known henceforth as Sir Paul
the trusted
adviser and no longer as Paul
the
douchebag from Dallas
please d douche me I was they
let me get
the the d douche out me turn on
the on
the faucet here and let me see
he had he
wanted some startup karma and
it was a
little hard for us to decipher
on the
note if he wanted manufacture
karma or
malfunction karma I think
manufacture
Karma's probably wanted and
what he
wanted and a respects
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you've got karma moving along
Joshua
cocks $100 no notes and was
very nice to
meet Dame Jennifer WETA of the
gypsy
nation there and she of course
is now
she was its partner to a sir
Greg who
passed away recently and so it
was very
nice to have her there and
everyone got
to got to chat with her and and
you know
I think it was a very
supportive group
so it was just it was nice and
I hadn't
met her in person and she send
a nice
note Adam and Tina thank you
for having
this Meetup it was good to
finally visit
Austin to see you on your home
ground
and closed a donation in memory
of sir
Greg Davies the heavy-metal
historian he
would have loved to have been
here and
she provided us with the $50.00
and we
appreciate that then Shannon
brain again
some of the notes were kind of
hard to
read I believe she's Dame Shan
arc does
that ring a bell
with you John maybe $60 we have
James
now James came in with $400 it
was $200
from him $200 from a smoking-hot
girlfriend Mel deduced at last
he says
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dollars from me James and 200
from my
smokin hot lady Mel the dudette
named
Ben or Bernadette as you prefer
we've
enjoyed your show for quite a
while but
have not contributed yet it
feels so
good to finally tip in keep up
the great
work on the best podcast the
universe
send some jobs karma to my man
Marcus a
dude named Ben who was looking
for a new
gig he also wanted rub Eliezer
so I
guess they both have jingles
here wanted
rub Eliezer wanted Yoko which
we can
facilitate wanted some
chemtrails and
then for Mel we have a sharpton
respect
and an Obama chicken dance is
gonna be a
long row but it is it is two
and one so
we'll accept that and a foamer
and then
of course we'll have the jobs
karma
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then we have Alex be baronet's
or
economic hitman $50 and he had
a very
long note but he said some
producer out
there needs to make a document
of the
day jingle how many times does
jcd said
would be clip of the day if it
were a
clip after Adam reads something
that was
said it twice
that was not an audio or video
clip but
some article or piece of
legislation or
document baronet's or economic
hitman
Alex thank you very much
I believe so we didn't get into
it but
grant key 187 dollars he's
gonna keep
the letter brief he says but
please
deduce you thank you thank you
both for
keeping my millennial mind
healthy with
your impeccable media
deconstruction I
often describe no agenda as a
critical
thinking podcast on my life
wouldn't be
the same without you
shout-out to my local Austin
band lopa
static karma please you got a
grant
you've got karma Jerry be from
California a 140 dollars no note
requesting a donation
you've been deduced next we
have Kevin
Rua no note but he did want to
to the
head thank you very much Stevie
B $56
needs ad douching I think we
have his
note here I've been listening
about
three years first time donor so
I would
like a deal my brother Lee who
hit me in
the mouth and Anthony the
trucker who I
hit in the mouth as douchebags
I guess
we have to do to John this is
written in
a Paper Mate Inc joy pen thank
you for
that and Adam enjoyed the bud
send over
an invisible hat okay it's on
his way
you're invisible no agenda hat
Rob and
Jamaica Moore's art $33.33
these were
very interesting people
they had different vocations
and they
moved to Texas and actually
they I think
that went there house was in
the Bastrop
fire and was completely burned
about
nine years ago and then they
decided to
that's when they decided to
change what
they were doing that first
thing I did
is they milled all the wood
from there
nine acres took it off to the
mill and
built a house out of the wood
that was
still left and it was a bad
fire if you
look it up and now they have a
new
business which seems to doing
very well
for themselves are very happy
it's
called awesome Ernst calm
something for
you and I take note of John
awesome
Ernst calm where you can get a
that
really awesome earned for your
loved
ones ashes and they have quite
a variety
of things to take a look out of
an odd
thing is you have a big fire
bursaries
you to the ground and disk it
this where
you get the idea I think so
yeah it was
something of Ashes to Ashes it
was
something beautiful about it
I've been
there very they're doing very
well with
this so good on them we have
Tory with
103 33 dollars now that I'm
thinking
about it you haven't talked
about the
digital book burning that's
been going
on
oh here's Adam in the morning
I'm and
John I'm sending my cash first
time
donor ok deduced English
you've been grateful for the
sanity keep
it up guys the donation and
trip to the
meetup is my early birthday
gift to
myself I'll be 28 on March 11th
I need
some jobs karma please thank
you guys
from toilet jobs jobs and jobs
let's
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Jayson
see $100 track pot and buzzkill
first
time donor after years of
freeloading
love the amazing media
deconstruction
and analysis so this meager
donation is
not nearly enough new job so
hope to
donate more soon I read
industrial
society and its future twice
I'm a senior student of
Professor Ted
thanks for recommending it he
is dead on
in his manifesto you said he
might have
a book coming out I'm afraid to
search
engine it thanks for your hard
work
brings such entertaining an
educational
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Julie
Harris $20 thank you so much
both of you
Steve our he he sent a jingle
through
the email that he wanted me to
to use
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dears pod father and the Jay CD
includes
and that's his new the Jay CD
enclosed
please find my donation of $100
in fiat
currency this is my first
donation and
my last moment as a lurking
douchebag I
humbly request a D douching
with a
special request to use the
upgraded
jingle sent earlier today this
jingle
closes with an analogue
bassline made
with a live wire AFG VCO plus
frequency
Steiner VCF that replaces the
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MIDI sounding FM joint on the
stock
version shout out to the
suit-and-tie
guy for hitting me in the mouth
synth
Plex sucks knob con forever
douched okay
it's his his request his new
one Eric
and this was an interesting
note and
they got from Eric and Eric
gave us a
hundred dollars and a
bereavement card
with deepest sympathy it says
on the
front and in the middle
thinking of you
and wishing you comfort during
this time
of sorrow I don't know why he
chose this
card but he says Adam and John
thank you
for keeping me sane through the
years
from recording studios in
Chicago
through the jingle and swamps
of Atlanta
and Orlando Orlando to the
world of
finance and Dallas you've been
with me
all the way I dedicate my karma
to
juicebox wet international
worldwide
home of underground hits such
as body
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favorite big
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sister
speaking of star beings bugs
included in
my donation is a tab of the
aptly dubbed
MKULTRA LSD please see included
dosing
instructions John there's a tab
of LSD
inside the bereavement card is
he trying
to tell me something and it's
like hey
where was he at a little forgot
where
the instructions were I've never
actually seen a tab of LSD it's
very
small there's not much to it
can't you just lick it that's
not a good
idea during the show I don't
think Oh
here's the instructions take
1/16 that's
a micro dose less is always
more 1/4 if
you want to listen to your
favorite
record one half if you want to
die an
ego death if you take the whole
tab buy
the ticket take the ride since
seriously
sincerely Eric thank you very
much Eric
it's a novel gift Rho AG vie
count sir
relax I count of the Palouse
$100 and
he's the one that gave you the
huge card
that folded out at the at the
meeting is
so he found another one got me
one of
those dude of the critical
infrastructure $100 deer
screwball
nutjob please forgive the
writing it comes from being a
dude named
Ben please keep this donation
anonymous
just call me a dude of the
critical
infrastructure hopefully soon
to be sir
thank you for all you both do
please
accept this pittance of a value
for all
the value you all have given me
33 33
times 3 plus a penny for the
jar got it
enjoy the challenge coins is he
had a
nice challenge coins which I'm
not
allowed to mention but you have
one
coming your way Eric the shield
taking
that back today a project that
was the
most stressful two months of my
career
securing the grid is no easy
task and
we'll just leave it at that and
thank
you very much sir for your
support of
the show David Hunt 50 dollars
and 32
cents been listening since the
round
show 400 you and John have had
an impact
on my life thank you for the
value David
from Fort Worth pant has
another penny
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yeah about two pennies people
like the
pennies Lily and Harry 369
dollars
twelve cents my smokin hot wife
and I
have been douche bags since
before the
hot pockets 2008 tour and I
thought it
would be most appropriate to
make amends
at the Austin Meetup I happen
to be a
dude named Brent which I've
been coining
for the host of us systems
engineers
who've moved over to this
newfangled
DevOps paradigm that the
Phoenix project
is popularized Brent is a
colorful
character in this book enclosed
a check
for three hundred six nine
dollars and
twelve cents which comes out to
3 3 3 3
in 3 plus 3 plus 3 plus 3 in
numerology
quackery I'd like to apply it
towards
Lily's future Dame hood and
would
request a respect jingle and I
must say
that they Lily brought a
beautiful
candle 14 of the keeper and and
this is
very very nice gift very very
sweet
thank you for doing that it's
it is
highly appreciated and it
smells nice
here
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50 dollars from Daymond and he
will be
knighted today as Sir Dee and
it's all
$33 donations so he did $33 a
month and
he has made his knighthood and
he wants
dr. pepper and beef jerky at
the round
table both of which will be
available in
abundance sir Moser the Moe's
Aryan
Knight of the 33rd parallel 333
dollars
and 33 cents Adam and John it
has been a
while since my last donation so
I
thought I'd take the
opportunity of
attending the Texas meetup to
refresh my
karma Poole seems like the
cosmos has
been prompting me to donate to
the best
podcast in the universe for a
few months
now as my car Oh domitor rolled
over
33333 point 33 during road
construction
I've been taking exit 33 to get
to work
and parking behind countless
cars with
33 in the license plate did you
get the
message yet however the tipping
point
had to be when I put the Texas
meetup in
Google Maps and the first time
the trip
from home was estimated three
hours and
33 minutes he actually provided
provided
a copy of the printout and it
is indeed
220 miles three hours 33
minutes the
message is clear I had to
donate 330 333
no jingles but could we have
some goat
Karma as it always makes me and
my wife
laugh hysterically sir mows of
the mows
Aryan knight of the 33rd
parallel you've
got the brave and I believe he
emailed a
note see now I'm just like you
John
if they don't have screws I
think it
actually maybe maybe for his
noggin I
have to look it up and make
sure I have
that he will be knighted today
during
the segment I'll see if I can
find his
note gave the Mormon a little
111
dollars and 11 cents and he
wants a
generic jobs karma yes my
handwriting
sucks this small donation of
111 11 will
go a little way towards
returning some
of the value of gotten from the
show
over the years I blame you and
Artie for
showing me that the facts are
malleable
and it's important to think for
yourself
and not just regurgitate
talking points
love and light Dave the Mormon
generic
jobs karmic jobs jobs jobs and
jobs
let's vote for job you've got
karma I'm
sad I know I spoke with her but
I didn't
quite realize I think she's n3e
Opie
November 3 echo Oscar papa I
believe
she's a very famous ham radio
operator
also pilot from a north of us
here in
Texas so that she thank you for
your
support miss Jamie I'm sorry I
didn't
figure it out soon I've had some
questions to ask you sir what
too late
yeah well she's a snob the poor
woman I
did not I'm busy I'm sure I met
her I
know I met her but I didn't put
two and
two together sir Eric Cowley
$60 no
jingles no karma sir Terry and
the night
of gaudÃ's Ridge $60 no note
baron gordon Walton two hundred
and
twenty dollars and he wants
that applied
to Katherine Walt and his
daughter for
her road to Dame hood starting
with an
associate executive producer
ship on the
show today Dame firecracker and
she yep
she was there and she gave 700
19.95 a
cause and this is for her
husband
who will be knighted as sir at
slayer of
the dragons her note this
donation is
enough to have my husband next
to me at
the table please Knight him
with the
above-named this is in
celebration of
the past year's success and
upcoming
25th anniversary thanks for
being such a
great partner that's what she's
saying
to him
thanks Adam and John for all
the great
deconstruction you do love and
light
Dame firecracker and she wants
what does
she want here she wanted with
the
Constitution so we'll do a
woman with
the Constitution and a karma
karma
anonymous Frost banker $20 this
is a d
douche moment for him
you've been deduced and we'll
put some
carmit then for his buddy young
musician
trap for a karma for a young
musician
and he did want to mention that
Travis
is a douchebag sir turbo Hudson
and his
wife Laura they came in with
$100 a
handwritten note last October I
made a
boob donation which sent my
husband
Billy into knighthood it was a
surprise
so I picked up his night name
and he was
to follow up he is searcher Bo
and the
last name is Hutchins this is
from her
from wife Laura we are so
excited to be
at the Meetup and are deeply
grateful
for all the hard work that you
that
y'all do to help keep us sane
best
wishes this is a recurring
theme people
saying thank you it's really
kept us you
know it's not like the No
Agenda people
at these meetups they're you
know there
were there wasn't that much
political
talk just people hanging out
and talking
about life and no one's really
like some
kind of raving right or lefty I
mean
it's just all over the place it
was one
guy showed up with the
Congressional
dish t-shirt that's how we
heard about
us through gen briny which is
kind of
cool in a reverse type way so
it's just
it was a very very good group
Pastor
John the brewer Baron of the
bay $50 he
wanted some karma for family
member who
passed away this week happily
do that of
course you've got karma Bryan
door do er
R I wonder if he's related to
the famous
John Doerr 333 dollars and 33
cents no
jingles no karma but thank you
very much
for your courage Steven Myers
Key says
to John Adam forgive me as a
boob
donation eight dollars and
eight cents
forgive me it's been way too
long since
my last donation in the
intervening
years I had a mental breakdown
and the
only shows I missed were during
my
month-long stay at the loony bin
their filters block the show
what this
is exactly where you want our
show to be
to be available they can't
block us from
the loony bin but they did I'm
much
better now and can use some
getting laid
Karma's
Steve Myers Austin Texas yes
sir we got
that for you
you've got karma Zac and Cassidy
Eastwood $100 nice nice card
thank you
thank you thank you
I hope this and future
donations help
you to know how much we
appreciate what
you do I hope you continue for
years to
come the crazier the news gets
the more
we need our guardians of reality
especially up to the 2020
elections do
not quit okay thank you
Zach and Cassie Michael Shane
$60 no
note we have certain Fox who's
the man
with the Mooney who hopefully
I'll be
flying within a few months
finally i tme
says this donation kicks me
over into
Veidt count territory the title
change
song will be more than enough
to make my
day
so NJ however I could really
use some
moving karma right now please
and thank
you very much you guys Rock and
thank
you sir Tyler Fox was nice to
meet you
in person you've got a couple
of Inanna
my combined sir do suffer one
hundred
and fifty dollars and oh wait
somehow I
don't know what I miss yes I
missed
Gretchen witty there we go Dame
G money
the hysteria skeptic and she
donate
three hundred and fifty dollars
and gave
us the following note in the
morning
Adam and John this donation
earns me a
Dame hood she was damed on the
spot
pleased Amy Dame G money the
hysteria
skeptic and you write that as G
dollar
sign but you pronounce it as G
money
please play the OMG amazing I
thought
she wanted to I can we can do
that
amazing
yes and what's the next one
because it
truly is stay cool don't go to
Spotify I
love your work you've got karma
Steven C
rink 320 dollars and 33 cents
that is a
combined four boobs thank you
very much
sir boobs 800 800 800 800 boobs
sir do
suffer who is our buddy over
there -
Infowars was propagating the
formula
hundred and fifty dollars he
has a night
of course he is the sir do sir
for a
night of four strings funk for
kids and
time travel thanks for all the
news
analysis and tidbits of
knowledge always
helped me when they call me
into sub on
one of the Infowars shows
jingles
Whitman with the Constitution
let me get
the whip it ready were the
Constitution
also wants a chemtrails popular
today
the Berkeley Hummer okay and
goat Karma
for all nights and producers
belated
birthday wishes to my two
oldest boys
Morgan who turns 40 turn 14
Quincy who's
9 and my super-awesome wife
Trish who's
barely a day over 35 all
February
birthdays and we say happy
birthday to
all of you i reaiiy read the
New York
Times like all day long mainly
on my
iPad
you've got karma and we're
getting to
the end here Nico Rena no wait
Leigh
first $100 he says thank you
for your
courage Nico Rena three hundred
fifty
five dollars and sixty nine
cents I
believe Nico will be knighted
today then
we have Dominic Vitaly and
Dominic his
mom brought him down from I
believe the
Dallas area dad had to stay
home with
the two younger kids Dominic is
13 years
old and for his birthday all he
wanted
was to attend the No Agenda
meetup in
Austin and
very nice of mom to drive you
down and
he has a cool note here Adam
and John
thank you for thank you for all
you do
Adam thank you for meeting me
I'm doing
my first donation as I sold the
dog tags
I'll tell you about that in a
second but
I also request a deducing and
jobs karma
for my lawn mowing business so
let me
get the D douching going for
the karma
in a moment so he he brought
his own
cash that he had saved up but
we had the
father-and-son team of sir Mark
and Sir
Michael Hal B they're the ones
that do
the no agenda tags we had them
in Iowa
where they also showed up and
did this
you know this 3d laser cutter
printer
thing of the of each state with
which
everyone signed and they had
they if
you'll recall John they had the
big
value for value tags no agenda
tags you
just throw in whatever money
into the
pot and grab one so as a part
of his
entrepreneurial spirit Dominic
went into
cahoots with these guys and he
was going
around everyone saying hey you
want a
tag this is value for value had
a sign
he was it was just carrying
around so he
wound up collecting which
Michael and
and mark attribute to him three
hundred
and eight dollars so that's two
hundred
eighty eight in dog tags cash
sales you
can find those at no agenda
tags calm
and twenty dollars of his own
hard-earned money he's on his
way to
knighthood and we could not be
prouder
of you then here's some Karma
for you
you've got karma down the last
couple of
notes here we have indeed
remark hobby
and Sir Michael Halbe enj and K
Michael
and I would like to make this
donation
on behalf of our new best friend
Dominique Vitali who we met at
the
Austin meetup we brought the
tags from
no agenda tags calm Dominic
took it upon
himself to show the tags to
everyone and
raise all the money and close
this young
man truly represents the best
of Gitmo
nation hope we can make him a
knight
very soon thank you guys it was
good to
see you again Billy and Lewis
Villarreal
Villarreal $300
and dear Adam John Tina Eric
the shill
greetings I write this in much
anticipation of meeting Adam
and Tina
today I hope you are both
huggers let me
tell you she's a hugger for
sure we
hugged with this $300 I will
become a
dame my husband sir Lamont says
73's
he's kilo delta v alpha tango
x-ray we
say 73 kilo 5 alpha Charlie
Charlie
thank you for helping with me
with
anxiety I find it soothing to
listen and
concentrate on the show I would
like to
be called Dame pill pusher of
South
Texas and to the round table
please
bring the de la hoja dilaudid
how do you
pronounce it John the laudanum
it says dilaudid dilaudid
dilaudid and
benadryl I don't have the yet
to look at
it dilaudid and benadryl pushed
fast
okay she wanted what does she
want here
two to the head can you see
that juice
hey I think we can do this
juice and I
had all this so nicely lined up
there's
the juice out here it is and I
don't I
don't know if I have Hilary's
laughs I
got clippity-clop
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you've got karma and we're down
to our
last notes with three more
mentions to
go john d croft two hundred and
seven
dollars and sixty cents he's
from
pflugerville Adam and John I
need to be
deduced I've been listening for
a while
have not donated but have
definitely
found value in our podcast and
he says
the show we're agile
methodologies were
discussed made me literally
laugh out
loud the new job that I started
back in
November uses agile and it
really is
smoke and mirrors one of the
best things
about this job is the time that
it
affords me on my commute to
consume more
podcast since my commute
increased from
25 minutes one way to 70
minutes one way
and he's got some stuff about
so of
course he picked up a Raspberry
Pi
installed a pie hole he says
while I was
never a dyed-in-the-wool
tinfoil hat guy
I've always been aware the
media was not
telling the whole story I
remember as a
Marine back in the 1990's we
had a
government shutdown we still
got paid
and everything worked out the
way that
the media carried on about it
recently
was ridiculous where I work we
do a lot
of charity and volunteer work
we donated
the remaining funds left over
from our
Christmas party to the Austin
Food Bank
we just received a letter
telling us a
story about how our donations
specifically help to furloughed
government workers enclosed I'm
closing
the thank-you letter from the
food bank
I find a little off-putting the
thank-you includes asking for
more money
if I mention on the show please
do not
include our company name of
course
gotcha he would like some
automobile
karma since the new job will be
racking
up the miles on his ride to the
tune of
30k per year n J and K not just
kidding
he wants the Karma and thank
you very
much
you've got karma and Jason
McKinney
three hundred and two dollars
he was
knighted he is Sir Jason of the
nullpointerexception
also a ham kilo Delta five kilo
Mike
alpha 73 s
and he will be knighted today
and Kyle
Casey finally $200 who wants a D
douching and jobs
you've been deduced jobs jobs
and jobs
that's karma as we wrap it up
again
thanks to Austin beer works the
keg
whisperer Ross who set it all
up for us
sir gene Mark Hall Tina the
keeper Eric
the shill of course who came in
specifically for the meetup was
a big
hit with the ladies everybody
loves them
some shill and everybody else
who came
was really nice somewhat
humbling and
incredibly energizing and it
was great
to meet all of you and thank
you all for
your courage great yes long
think about
that you notices that there's a
lot of
people that normally don't
donate
through the normal channels
correct
correct a lot yeah a lot of
first-timers
a lot of young donate to the
normal
channels yeah and there's go to
the meet
up and then that you did donate
there
see that's what the reason to
do these
meet it's probably a very good
idea okay
well let's look at the regular
list of
people you know mind doing that
no you
know I was worked by talking
about you
mentioned the huggers the
huggers John
Lasseter yes
you know the dues were fired
from picks
or not fired he quit Pixar
because he
was being berated for being a
kind of a
hugger in California you know
unwanted
hugging yes but you know I
guess could
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we like that that's what we do
sometimes
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these guys
moan and groan trumping lawyers
you know
eight thousand times okay fine
but these
guys are lucky they did meet
you guys
are liars and I want to play
rap gonna
go to Brooks and shields and
specificity
point out mark shields lies
mm-hmm so
let's play I got four clips I
got Brooks
and shields Coen truths once
PBS okay
before I play this is the truth
wants to
come out clip I have with
Brooks kind of
revealing some interesting
aspect of his
elitism and something I learned
at the
meet up yesterday we have to
there's so
many new people coming on board
people
have been listening just a few
months so
I we got to kind of reiterate
some of
this stuff so when we say the
truth
wants to come out what we've
noticed
throughout the years is that
when you
listen very carefully to people
they
will say things that they
really believe
in without intending to say it
it's up
to us to catch it
sorry I'm sorry this is like a
Freudian
slip kind of thing this is a
hotel what
was your main takeaway from
that there
were some things we learned we
learned
that Trump asked about the
Moscow
building project all the way
through the
campaign we learned about the
$35,000
check that we learned a few
things but
to me it was more a moral
occasion more
than anything else and a moral
occasion
you know we what it illustrates
is the
president and frankly Michael
Cohen who
long ago decided that celebrity
and
wealth is more important than
being a
good person and they've dragged
us all
down there with us now what was
his flub
exactly who's read the end he
says that
they think that was the fame
and fortune
is more important than morals
and so the
two there's two guys dragged
them
everybody down with us and
frankly
Michael Cohen who long ago
decided that
celebrity and wealth is more
important
than being a good person and
they've
dragged us all down there with
us
what a moron that's great he
has all
these weird flubs about that
he's very
conflicted apparently geez
and there we go to depart to
you which
is the shield's going to I mean
I can't
remember what's on this one but
it's
something maybe the same clip
but I
don't think so and they've
dragged us
all down there with us
and the people they've dread
most
effectively are the House
Republicans a
lot of them on that committee
who
decided that they were
completely and
curious about whether Donald
Trump was a
good guy or a bad guy or a
really awful
guy that their own leader they
didn't
seem to care about that but
they were
gonna rip the skin off Michael
cone and
so they attacked him and what
was struck
me is how moral corrosion
happens that
you decide you're going to
defend or
ignore Trump yeah and then to
do that
you have to morally distance
yourself
from him he goes on and on with
this
theory now again I want to
point out to
people who listen to this PBS
Newshour
which has really gone downhill
over the
years is that he's supposed to
be on the
side of this isn't arguing with
two guys
it's like the point
counterpoint goes
way back to the 60 minute era
from the
70s I believe when the unit
have two
people arguing two perspectives
but now
it's the same perspective with
two guys
arguing the same perspective
both guys
hate Trump this is not valuable
to
anybody going need one guy to
hate Trump
not both now the guy who should
be
hating Trump and does two does
a lie
here this is the clip mark
shields lies
listen say rather than talking
about
president they took the the old
attack
rotary which is if you can't
argue the
substance you'll go after the
source if
you can't deal with the message
you
shoot the messenger and that
that's what
their whole strategy was they
the very
fact that not a single member
of the
Republican can be defended
Donald Trump
on what he was charged alleged
to have
done to me was was revealing
they just
decided to go after Michael
Cohen now
not a single member of the
Republican
group defended Trump ever now
this isn't
this is a lie now I think it
was meadows
or whoever was that brought the
black
woman in there and I have it
here and
then there's other examples I
just
pulled the one that was the
most obvious
which is defending Trump play
this clip
defending Trump and then it and
they
would think about what shields
just said
tell me this is not defending
torial
that's I'm glad you
acknowledged this
patent actually stay in her
personal
capacity to actually shed some
light how
long have you known this patent
I'm
responsible for Lin patent
joining the
Trump Organization and the job
that she
currently holds well that's
I'm glad you acknowledge that
because
you made some very demeaning
comments
about the the president that
Miss Patten
doesn't agree with in fact it
has to do
with your claim of racism
she says that as a daughter of
a man
born in Birmingham Alabama that
there is
no way that she would work for
it for an
individual through his racist
how do you
reconcile the two of those
neither
should i as the son of a
Holocaust
survivor mr. Cohen I guess what
I'm
saying is is I've talked to the
president over 300 times I've
not heard
one time a racist comment out
of out of
his mouth in private so how do
you
reconcile it do you have proof
of those
conversations I would ask you
to tape
recordings of those
conversations and no
sir no how is that not
defending Trump
oh it is of course it's
deshields
talking about either shields is
listen
let's listen again to shoot
rather than
talking about president they
took the
the old attack rope duty which
is if you
can't argue the substance
you'll go
after the source if you can't
deal with
the message you shoot the
messenger and
that that's what their whole
strategy
was they the very fact not a
single
member of the Republican can be
defended
Donald Trump or what he was
charged
alleged to have done to me
was revealing they just decided
to go
after Michael Cohen now you're
right
he's lying maybe he didn't
either
well there's two things one
he's I think
he's lying because he knows
nobody's
gonna check on this because
nobody is
gonna watch this stupid was
ridiculous
the same as saying before he
never saw
the hearing which is possible
that's
also possible it's it's the
same as
saying Trump is humorless yeah
so we're
dealing with the PBS Newshour
has two
guys that are just anti Trump
which is
an unbalanced reporting and
then you got
this guy just blatantly lying
and I
think I could probably catch
them doing
this constantly and it's
important to
understand that this program in
particular PBS newshour
is what Washington DC watches
that's
what Uncle Don watches you know
it's
like that this is what they
watch yeah
this is this is not questioned
as being
truthful all the time because
hey it's
the PBS Newshour yeah well I
was very
birthed by this and I don't
care that
he's you know what Trump's up
to or what
he's doing that like these guys
but I
just find it annoying that you
have a
show where you see you bring
these two
guys out and they both just
just both
anti-trump errs yeah both
liberals I
mean I think Brooks is
mentioned he's a
Democrat but and then you can't
get
enough material from what's
already
available from maybe that
two-hour
speech for example you can't
get enough
material so you actually lie
about what
material material you have it's
unconscionable and make
millions of
dollars in the process I can
tell and
he's making Bank exactly okay
they ended
that several producers put
together very
nice packages for me of the
candy Navion
fracas yes which is just a it's
a it's a
great story there's some great
sound
clips everyone did have I mean
three
different versions and through
that I
chose two clips to play I
preface it
with something yeah
clip but I would recommend
people look
at the wiki page for this
company yes
and when you get down to the
West when
the scandals begin it is great
it really
is fantastic
so this is Michelle Rempel
she's in
she's a conservative and she's
in the
canned and even government a
there and
she is the one standing up and
explained
explaining the history of this
and she
does it quite succinctly in
just just
under 2 minutes and 20 seconds
is a
montreal based company and its
description is it provides
engineering
procurement and construction
services it
has a lot of employees in the
montreal
area and has won a lot of major
taxpayer
funded like big big big
multi-million
dollar contracts from the
federal
government so there's a lot of
folks at
stake and there's a lot of
profit at
stake here so what's happened
was in
2015 the RCMP laid charges
against this
company that charges were they
had
alleged that the company
offered bribes
worth forty seven point seven
million
dollars to Libyan officials and
Muammar
Qaddafi's son was named in the
court
documents I believe the company
is also
alleged to have defrauded
Libyan public
agencies of approximately a
hundred and
twenty nine million dollars and
recently
we found out that the RCMP has
laid out
a bribery scheme here in Canada
with the
company involving the 127
million
dollars Jacques Cartier bridge
contract
Nicholas a federal official
pleaded
guilty to last year and
accepting more
than 2.3 million dollars worth
of
payments from this company fast
forward
to this year the company this
very
wealthy well-funded company
went on the
lobbying spree to end all
lobbying spree
like imagine american-style
Lobby a hey
hey hey easy does it can de
neige via
like Mike
court press on the yeah yeah
foam finger
number one down here on
everybody
meeting after meeting with the
prime
minister's office won't take no
for an
answer because they wanted to
get out of
this that's the motivation here
and why
because if they're convicted of
this
this company can't bid on what
federal
contracts that's the big
penalty for
this right there's a lot at
stake so in
the budget bill mr. speaker
it's company
after lobbying the liberals
snuck in
something called a deferred
prosecution
agreement in this like
bajillion page
document oh that's too bad
it had everything under the Sun
they
snuck in a major legal change
and a
deferred prosecution agreement
serve
simply put would allow the
government
allow a less S&C loveland not
to have it
if if they went this route to
potentially not have to go to
jail or be
convicted they could just pay a
fine and
then they would also be
eligible to what
bid on federal contracts you
know that's
the way we do it here I don't
see why
Canada is behind the ball on
this what
banks do we bribe everybody and
then
when they get caught then we
don't send
anyone to jail we just find
them a
billion dollars the load on the
taxpayer
I mean what is wrong with them
don't
they understand that this is
how it
rolls and then this would have
to be the
the best clip of what she said
and the
Prime Minister's response as
she delves
into a little bit of the bottom
of the
Wikipedia page about S&C
Laughlin and
their scandalous tactics Prime
Minister
conspired to stop the criminal
trial of
a company charged with bribery
and this
is what the bribery looked like
warder life numbers we
judicious and the
use words those accusations we
cannot
make here in certain ways so
I'd ask the
member to be careful in the use
of her
gaze
I guess I guess she can't say
the Prime
Minister did this you have to
be really
specific about his role in it or
something some some rules but
she has
got a lot of anti-free speech
little
gotchas that you we do to it
are the
Brits have a lot of right at
all these
english-speaking countries some
of these
the Commonwealth the
Commonwealth has
rules these weird ways of you
can't say
that being say this
intervention looked
like $30,000 worth of Canadian
prostitutes given to Muammar
Qaddafi's
son victimless crime just now
that now
they're working it like we do
it blowin
yeah $30,000 hooker hello
hookers ladies
of the night sex workers
professional
ladies all for Gaddafi's son
also known
as how many people that involve
how many
girls were involved that's very
specifics was it like 30 women
they each
got $1,000 and you got three
grand a pop
it could have been they split
15 grand
if it was girlfriend experience
it would
maybe five I don't know I say
you don't
want to know what the troll
room is
saying about us right now
there's worth
of Canadian prostitutes giving
to
Muammar Qaddafi's son Canadian
process
not just not some shitty
hookers no no
Canadian prostitutes top of the
bill
baby it's the best of the best
is the
top class prime beef dollars
worth of
Canadian prostitutes given to
Muammar
Qaddafi's son this is the
so-called
victimless crime now wait wait
until you
hear Trudeau respond to this
there are
woke geminus Prime
is moving mountains to cover up
but this
has to be this s if he heard
again this
is what our woke feminist Prime
Minister
it's a great little title
victimless
crime that are woke feminist
Prime
Minister is moving mountains to
cover up
when did the Prime Minister
learned that
S&C lavell and paid for
prostitutes for
a moment crap moammar qaddafi
son what's
funny about it I got to play
the whole
bit what's funny about it he
says well
he's talking and goes
immediately so
again he's accused of being
complicit in
bribing Muammar Qaddafi's son
with
Kinect Prime Canadian hookers
and the
first thing he says we stand up
for our
workers rights yeah clearly
does he mean
for people who work for SNC
Lavin or for
the rights of the women to work
we stand
up for Canadian workers
that is the matter that we will
stay
focused on in this this is
better than
Trump advice from El Franken
this is
fantastic
I agree though we need some
clarification on the year on the
Canadian hookers
I agree that it's confused it
made sap
when you say thirty thousand
sounds like
you know this Qaddafi kid has
just
buried under flesh but who
knows I mean
maybe this was the cost of the
jet built
into the 30 grand I agree I
mean it have
been to women for all unity but
yeah
dynamite stuff hey great great
going
Canada thank you this is very
entertaining enjoyed very much
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think it was did you have to
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for a moment the I think we
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the first to start talking
about the
Facebook / Google / YouTube
moderators
that and to an extent Twitter
but mainly
Facebook and Google and we see
them here
in downtown Austin right across
the
street these are the people
that sit and
watch for hours every single
day to all
the horrific shit that is
uploaded to
these social networks and have
to make
decisions about leaving them on
is it
within context you know this is
what a I
machine learning AI ml is
supposed to do
and what we've been promised but
meanwhile listen 15,000 of these
contractors working just for
Facebook
and it apparently is a very
harrowing
job very poorly paid $15 an
hour which
is great in Arizona is higher
than
minimum wage but when you hear
what
these people have to go through
it's
it's it's quite do well there's
some
something askew with the
Facebook
business model on how they
reward
important employees and since
we can
barely get any good information
from m5m
I went to the podcasts and the
most
recent article written about
these
Facebook moderators was for The
Verge
and so the verge cast brought
on the
Casey Newton who is the author
of this
article and I want to share
some pieces
of it because there's some new
information we haven't learned
some some
terms that I think will be
useful and
just some conclusions let's
talk first
about the job itself and the
tools they
use what they do is they use a
piece of
software called single review
tool or
SRT and it offers up an endless
queue of
posts that someone somewhere in
the
world has reported for violating
Facebook's content policy so
some of the
stuff is benign some of this is
just
people trolling their friends by
reporting their posts but of
course a
lot of it is really disturbing
it's
violent content it's graphic
sexual
content its child exploitation
it's
stuff that if you look at it
long enough
can have really lasting and
negative
effects on your mental health
and as you
listen to this guy this
reporter he is
such a millennial you'll hear
him up
talk into things he wants you
to agree
with which just doesn't matter
that much
it's just interesting because
you'll
hear it and so you know you
sort of
asked like what is the job the
job is to
work an eight-hour shift where
you're
going to be asked to look at
maybe 300
maybe 400 if you're really
moving
quickly posts per day and then
spending
less than 30 seconds on each
item decide
whether it adheres to Facebook's
lengthy Community Guidelines
and as the
story points out those
guidelines are
actually changing almost every
day and
if you say this is violating
then you
have to say why it's violating
and you
sort of also had to say like in
what
order it's violating so like
this very
weird quirk of the system then
that I
didn't describe in the story is
if like
if something depicts violence
but
there's also nudity in the
image which
actually happens a lot and you
you mark
the post as violating for being
violent
that will count against your
accuracy
score because what you should
have
marked it for was having nudity
which is
like the highest order
violation and
Facebook's rules that was
interesting to
me nudity is is a higher
violation in
the Facebook rule pecking order
than
violence well that's in the
movie
business ah yeah you're right
you're
right do you think about it
let's talk about what they make
for
doing this and the question
never really
gets answered just to you know
click
can't this be done through
artificial
intelligence but this is the
conversation about it you
created this
incredibly high-pressure job
where
people who are making $15 an
hour and
who've been entrusted with
these very
important questions of speech
and
security they're now being held
to the
standard that many of them
described to
me is impossible so like that
that
nature of the work where you
you must be
accurate and yet accuracy is
also just
kind of what what folks on the
ground
agree with I think is really
problematic
by the way that $15 an hour is a
full-time job it adds up to
what 28,000
28,800 a year and you know if
you stay
on free year you can get a
forty seven
cents an hour increase here's
what I
think is going on when you look
at what
Facebook has said about content
moderation over the past couple
of years
they're always very quick to
point out
the amount of moderation that
they're
able to do the machine learning
AI and
how that number is growing over
time so
in the context of Isis for
example
they're typically able to
identify Isis
content now really quickly and
maybe
prevent it from ever even being
uploaded
and that's a good thing
that problem though is that
when you
start talking about it in those
terms
you have already decided that
the job
that you're doing is
essentially a
machine job and that these
15,000
workers that you've hired
around the
world to do this or effectively
they're
going to be given this task for
only as
long as until the machine can
do it
they're not going to see the
people who
are doing this job fully as
people right
you're going to see them as as
cogs in a
machine and and so a lot of
what I
wanted to kind of explore in
this story
was just the humanity of these
people
and like what is their lived
experience
of doing a job and try to
separate that
just from the system that has
been built
up around them now you pick up
on the
same thing I did it becomes very
irritating when he's trying to
tell you
something always something
telling at
this event it because it's like
a streak
and then he stops doing it yeah
let's
see if he doesn't in this net
to be
peculiar so if you're watching
crazy
videos all day let's say you're
watching
9/11 truther videos and you know
conspiracy theory videos which
are I
believe now I was reading this
morning
Facebook is now Google is view
Tube is
banning all conspiracy quote
conspiracy
theory videos from the
algorithm so they
will not be surfaced anywhere
only only
if you search so what happens
the one
diamond I think is absolutely
worth
exploring and studying is the
notion
that being exposed to conspiracy
theories and misinformation
will make
you believe it even if your job
is to
delete it yeah and you
definitely spoke
to some folks who by the way
this is
Nilay Patel a class-a douchebag
they believe in 9/11 was an
inside job
which is false no that's so
what you say
and who believe the world is
flat which
is false
ok and this seems to just come
up a
little bit more often than
anyone would
reasonably hope absolutely I
mean even
for folks that I spoke with who
had not
felt affected in that way they
did tell
me that they felt in danger of
that
right I talked to one person
who said
that after they watched their
15th Alex
Jones video they thought they
started
make some sense doing this you
know
after my story came out today I
mean
this is the thing that gets me
is these
guys they can't even bring
themselves to
say well maybe if you do watch
something
fifteen times it starts to make
sense
no it's immediately you're
mentally
challenged then apparently some
research
on this subject and that
academic
researchers who study
misinformation
have experienced similar
effects it is a
phenomenon that is somewhat
known
apparently but when I asked
parents
about it it was news to them
like they
said that they had not been
previously
aware of this phenomenon none
of the
reasons I think it's important
to think
through the implications of
that is that
this might be a job that you
have for
six or eight months before you
get fired
I heard a story that it almost
an entire
training class which you know
involves
dozens of people almost an
entire class
was walked out the door on
their final
day of training because they
weren't
accurate enough other people I
talked to
you started having panic
attacks during
training right so think about
what kind
of lasting effect on your
psyche might
come from doing this job for a
year and
then how long this job will
have changed
you forever I think that the
lasting
impacts can be quite severe and
again
for $15 an hour it just doesn't
seem
like a good bargain okay so the
conclusion and this is what got
me just
really have heads heads shaker
to me the
conclusion of The Verge bags is
you know
so you already hear them
talking about
the house very difficult and
you know
it's very it's it's it's works
on your
psyche and you probably can't
do more
than six or nine months because
then you
become an idiot and start
believing in
conspiracy theories even though
scientists have not really
heard of this
but okay so I guess they know
it's true
what it happens and and it's
only $15 an
hour and you know these people
who are
here only only as placeholders
until the
artificial intelligence and the
middle
of machine learning comes into
play
these people John they are
heroes just
before you came on our producer
Zack and
I were talking about other
kinds of jobs
where we inflict this level of
pain on people and trauma on
people yeah
the United States government
like
routinely sells sends young
people into
war but then they come back and
we
valorize them ready have police
and
firefighters we valorized them
as first
responders there does not
appear to be
that additional level of Valor
and value
describe to the people using
single
review tool and a contractor in
Phoenix
and there absolutely should be
and
actually for me maybe the most
exciting
part of writing this story was
the hope
that I could shed light on the
work that
they do because again as
somebody who
uses Facebook and Instagram I
benefit
from their work every day even
though I
will never know their names not
only do
these people not get the credit
that
they deserve for the work that
they do
but many of the ones that I
spoke to you
actually felt nervous about
sharing
their work days with even their
their
spouses their partners their
loved ones
they felt like they should
never refer
to the work they did at
Facebook or or
that might be yet another thing
that
could get them fired and so that
increased their feelings of
loneliness
and alienation and you know I
think
could potentially put some
vulnerable
people at risk so that that
secrecy
element is a real double-edged
sword
yeah man they're really they're
working
for Humanity baby they'd like
cops and
teachers and firefighters and
they are
we're benefiting from them
making sure
nothing harmful reaches my
retina
there's a couple of things of
course
they don't deal with for
example this
thing that the guy talks about
where at
the end um oh you know you even
talked
about Facebook you might get
fired you
know there's things called
wrongful
termination suits that are
pretty
effective especially against
big giant
companies with big deep pockets
does
that ever discuss no no the
other thing
is these guys they burn out
after so
many months there's anybody go
on
disability this it should be a
very easy
way to do this you should be
able to go
to a doctor or a shrink or
somebody get
yeah get on SDI or whatever it
is the
disability insurance program
and be paid
for not working you should be
able to do
that is that discussing this
yeah I
doubt it now now now the other
thing
that strikes me is that do we
know that
this is not some CIA experiment
oh man I love you for that idea
it's
like it's like hi experiment
written all
over it it's hyper MKULTRA yeah
it does
have that written all over a
dozen it
damn good one I'll give you a
bell I got
a good one I'd like that
well if not hello you guys
here's an
idea for you you might want to
try out
yeah Facebook research sorted
they
should be all over it yes
interesting a
lot of people at the meetup
yesterday
we're like hey man show me your
OTG
phone be whipping it out here
you go
Abby whipping it out that's
right
oh speaking of here's something
odd I
want to ask you about if you
know how
this works though a long long
time ago
and I still have my iPhone it
just sits
on the floor in the living room
only to
run whatsapp if I need to talk
to
somebody on that but I'd barely
use it
for that as well
so my credit card number got
jacked and
so I've gone through the the
fun process
of changing credit card numbers
on
everything that is connected to
my card
which you know it includes
infrastructure for the show
mainly you
know stuff like that
you'd be surprised how many
things are
connected to your credit card
on some
kind of subscription basis but
here's
the thing that was odd so I
have it this
is a chase credit card and this
chase
credit card years ago I put it
into my
iPhone my Apple wallet so you
can use it
for Apple pay which I also
haven't used
climbing how long have I been
doing OTG
like at least a year longer so
have not
have not used Apple pay but the
credit
card was still in there no no
that's
okay is it do you mean it's you
know
that's the thing you gotta use
your
thumbprint and then you can you
know
contactless you can you can pay
for
something at some rate and most
registers so as I'm going
through you
know what what to change here
and there
I get an email from Apple
which I'm always suspicious of
because
you know a lot of those Apple
emails are
fishing expeditions pH and it
says oh
we've updated your card here's
the new
number is the last four digits
of the
number it's updated in your
Apple wallet
and I went to check and indeed
the new
credit card had been had
replaced the
old credit card without my
intervention
so chase somehow has a direct
connection
with Apple direct enough is not
acceptable I found it really
creepy and
extremely unacceptable so chase
said Oh
curry has a new card go ahead
just swap
it right up I don't think
that's cool I
think it may even be borderline
illegal
might be illegal you might look
into
that and although I'm sure I
sign some
you lost somewhere I did some
piece of
crap but so but maybe maybe
they have in
this is some inter banking
connection
that that we don't know people
in the
troll room are confirming this
happened
to them as well
so there is some connectivity
between
Silicon Valley and your bank
that is
unknown to the public at large
I mean
yes I know that I connected
those two
initially but I don't see how
died chase
must just put some flag out
saying this
one's changed go ahead and what
they
have all my info my my led to
my three
digit ID and whatever that is
and they
have all visions and everything
in
between
probably digital copy of your
thumbprint
that can be used for anything
in the
future if some phony wants to
take over
the account and ruin you now
while I
realize that lots of people
will see
this as wow that's handy thanks
chase
and Apple yeah no that's the
problem yes
exactly
no one questioned it but maybe
someone
in one of our producers knows
exactly
how that works
I mean wired something inside
me we keep
getting reports about this
surge in $100
bills in circulation have you
followed
any of this
no I haven't even heard of this
so
there's all kinds of Bloomberg
did a
story on it the amount of $100
bills in
circulation is surging and it's
leaving
some economists scratching
their heads
the number of outstanding u.s.
$100
bills has doubled since the
financial
crisis with more than 12
billion of them
across the world according to
the latest
data from the Federal Reserve
cenotes
have passed $1 bills in
circulation
according to Deutsche Bank
generally
economists believe the surge is
related
to people around the world
wanting to
hoard cash a similar force
that's driven
the interest in cryptocurrencies
high-denomination high-value
currency
notes have historically been a
preferred
form of payment for criminals
given the
anonymity lack of transaction
record and
relative ease with which they
can cash
your criminal that's pretty
much what
it's saying I mean the whole
thing comes
to oh yeah well it's gotta be
criminals
guess gotta be criminals I have
to say I
noticed in my between that I
don't see
hundred dollar bills very often
but a
lot of the donations that
people gave in
the past to meetups were $100
bills
notable we didn't have as much
we had
cash we didn't have anywhere
near as
much cash it in either
Sacramento or
Seattle or even Oakland and in
the first
and the Oakland was all paid
taxes but
as I think JC was earned he
pointed out
that it seems as though there
was a
nearby atm
so people that didn't bring any
donations they felt guilty
right but the a-team doesn't
spit out
hundies right there was always
twenties
yeah yeah and I bet you had a
lot of
cash a lot of money this is a
bunch of
criminals down there oh hell
yeah we're
not criminals we prefer to be
called
outlaws you can't have much
cash in
California because the taxman
takes it
all yeah you guys are poor is a
couple
elements like they're poor
California I
found it interesting oh yeah
yeah I just
found it very interesting like
what is
that yeah that is very screwy
and I'm
sorry do you want to say
something no I
got judged some clips you can
catch I
got some kids Jill told me
something I
want
talk to you about sure and I
did look it
up and so he has a three-prong
theory he
says one there are so many
people OD'ing
in washington state that even
now or at
a certain point they had to have
refrigeration trucks called
into service
because the morgues were filled
they
couldn't fit any more dead
bodies in
them had you heard anything
about this
no but it actually is
believable so yes
it turns out to be true I did
find
articles about this but then
Eric made a
very interesting connection he
says that
a law just passed and it's not
just in
Washington state turns out
seventeen
other states have this for
something
known as recomposition and
recomposition
is essentially the composting
of human
beings human composting it
involves
placing bodies in a vessel and
hastening
their decomposition into a
nutrient
dense soil that can then be
returned to
the families so eric says it's
so bad
that you know of course for
families I'm
sure you know you can cremate
you can
bury or you could recount reek
well you
could compost I guess I'll just
call it
compost he says it's so bad
that with
the drug overdoses they don't
even take
the time that we don't even
have to
identify these people just
compost them
and it's being used as compost
well you
talk to believe about realm it
is people
that's fantastic the public
tina can't
stop talking about it she's
talking
everybody yesterday about it
not like
what the composting people and
how
washington state yeah seventeen
other
states on the way baby it's
fantastic
hey if I go before you I want
to be
composted and I want to be in
your
garden no way to grow something
on me oh
girl lemon tree on you oh okay
so
they're gonna expedite Hmong so
we got
to catch up on that that took a
long
time to get to the Canadian
government
today formally gave the green
light to
start extradition hearings for
wall way
executive Hmong Wan Jo Hmong
faces fraud
charges in the u.s. she was
arrested in
Vancouver in December the
Chinese
telecom company is accused of
stealing
trade secrets and violating US
sanctions
on Iran Hmong has maintained her
innocence yeah this I think is
just a
bargaining chip for how it's
gotta be
but the question is what five
five g's I
have two clips I want to do a
side-by-side okay now that
one's 37 six
in those 44 it's a little
longer this
guy you would talk about
Washington
State in their compost and well
the
governor there they guy would be
somewhat responsible for this
is this
guy Inslee he's like a douche
bag and
he's gonna run for president Oh
climate change guy he's all by
yes he's
all for the for composting yeah
he'd be
all for the compost that's what
he wants
to compost the public so he'd
be the
composting president if you
ever got in
but he's a douche bag and he's
kind of a
square squirrely guy but he
he's gonna
run for president and so it's
not gonna
get anywhere but he's gonna run
for
president cause he thinks he
can do it
he's gonna be on a soul only
platform is
stop global warming so so the
two
operations that I got two clips
I got
him the announcement the long
announcement which is the PBS
announcement and then I want to
contrast
it to the Democracy Now
announcement
because of a punch line at the
end that
I think democracy now thinks is
a good
thing but it just makes me
laugh well
let's play PBS Washington state
governor
jay Inslee announced today he's
running
for president
joining a growing Democratic
field the
former congressman led the
Democratic
Governors Association in
20:18 when the party flips seven
gubernatorial seats in its
direction
Ansley told supporters in
Seattle that
combating climate change will
be the
centerpiece of his campaign
because I
believe our ability to rise to
any
challenge this we know we are
the first
generation to feel the sting of
climate
change and we are the last
generation
that can do something about it
Kinsley is the 13th Democrat to
launch a
presidential bid okay so it's
just a
climate change guy by the way I
can't
wait till June when we get to
see the
first debate I mean this is
gonna be the
greatest show on earth because
there I
mean democracy now is so all-in
on
climate change dude such an
extreme that
they actually added the kicker
at the
end that they thought would be
a plus I
think and I haven't heard it as
oh my
god conflict of interest this is
hilarious Washington State's
Democratic
governor jay Inslee announced
today he's
running for president in 2020
in a video
posted to YouTube in Slee said
he would
make the issue of battling
climate
change his top priority we're
the first
generation to feel the sting of
climate
change they were the last that
could do
something about it we went to
the moon
and created technologies that
have
changed the world our country's
next
mission must be to rise up to
the most
urgent challenge of our time
defeating
climate change governor Inslee
will
formally announce his candidacy
today at
a solar panel company hello
Obama era
called it wants its campaign
back good
tonight on 60 minutes is more
child
abuse tune in to CBS the child
abusing
network as they will speak with
the
children who have by themselves
almost
single-handedly because they're
just
that gray
have filed a lawsuit against
the federal
government you're 11 years old
and
you're suing the United States
government that's not what most
11 year
olds do right yeah Levi Dre
Haim is one
of 21 kids asking federal
courts to
block the US government from
continuing
the use of fossil fuels they
say is
causing climate change and
they've
amassed 50 years of evidence
that's
already forced the government
to make
some remarkable admissions so
you've got
them with their own words it's
really
the clearest most compelling
evidence
I've ever had in any case I've
litigated
in over 20 years and that's
their lawyer
who looks like she's probably
in her 50s
but sounds like she's 12 so I
can't wait
for that more child abuse I'm
working on
a full report about some of
these
children and the parents they
belong to
these but I got a couple clips
from Amy
Goodman again and they brought
in that
16 year old and Greta Greta
Greta
Thornburg no no not nothing
talk about the black girl who
said we
voted you yes I want to hear
that sure
sure sure sure we voted you so
she's on
that she's apparently been
trained by
some guy I've seen this going
on in the
West Coast you see these
training
sessions and she's been trained
so she
says you know she presents her
case you
know I think okay but this is
arrogant
climate girl ari Feinstein Amy
pushes
yesterday I spoke with three of
the
climate activists age 16 12 and
10 who
confronted senator Feinstein I
began by
speaking with Aishah Clark a 16
year old
junior at met West High School
in
Oakland she's an activist with
youth
versus apocalypse I asked her
why she
went to senator Feinstein's
office
really there to ask her to vote
YES on
the green new deal and while we
were
there she said things like it's
not
gonna pass in the Senate it's
too pricey
and we responded by saying that
really
senator Feinstein it's too
pricey to not
enact the green new deal and
the longer
that we wait the more costly and
devastating
the consequences of this
climate crisis
will be and that frankly we
understand
that the green New Deal may not
pass and
Senate right now because we
know that
the Republicans hold the
majority but
that it's important that our
politicians
take a stand and say that they
are in
solidarity with us and that they
understand the weight of this
climate
crisis and that so that we can
start to
build the momentum for when we
do hold
the majority in Senate and
it'll pass
right away and we can really
take needed
action and senator Feinstein
has been in
the Senate for over a quarter
of a
century your answer to her when
she
responded to all of you in her
office
saying she has a lot more
experience
than you do that she knows what
she's
doing when she introduces a
resolution
or a bill she knows how to get
what gets
passed and what doesn't
Wow I have a lot of respect for
her of
all of the work that she's done
I think
there's always change to be
made there's
always room for improvement and
just
because she has more experience
than me
doesn't mean anything because I
am the
one who is experienced most
directly the
effects of this climate crisis
one who
has to miss school because of
smoke days
I'm the one who has to worry
about flash
floods and mudslides and fires
I'm the
one who is at the forefront of
those
experiences so I should be the
one who
is telling her what needs to be
done to
be changed for that to be a
change
Wow how abusive this is like
this girl
is completely done I mean it's
like I
can't even laugh about it crash
have
created this monster you know
they have
and they deserve what's gonna
happen to
him
yeah let's listen to the end of
verse
another minute of the arrogant
climate
girl that's the oh I guess this
I post
say brother I there's an old
brother
moment in here you what got you
so
interested in this issue in the
issue of
climate change mm-hmm
well is for two reasons one
because
we're really seeing the M
of the climate crisis right now
we have
where it's raining a lot in
California
right now and usually that
would be a
really good thing because of
the drought
that was made extremely more
severe by
climate change this is she's a
climatologist to want to make
sure
because you know we all can
only speak
about climate if you were an
actual
scientist is she a scientist is
she a
licensed professional in this
field
she's a high school kid but now
we're
scared about the rain because
there can
be floods and there can be
money also
because of the climate crisis
no since
the 1800s it's been written
about the
hell that is California with
its fire
and rain and mudslides no oh by
the way
Dianne Feinstein does remember
that's
what life experience does for
you we've
had to miss school because of
smoke days
that didn't happen 10 20 30
years ago is
that true smoke days that
didn't happen
there were smog days in Los
Angeles
yes smog days reversed oh my
goodness
contacting us right now and the
second
reason is because I really
think that I
grew up in Amsterdam with smoke
days but
it was different
climate change is an
intersectional
issue and that especially when
dealing
with their sunidhi lit
incumbents
climate change is an
intersectional
issue you know come from day
actually
when you from that point and we
hit her
talk this is where it gets it
actually
gets to me it gets a weird
so intersectionality means
everybody
who's a minority it's everybody
but old
white guys is intersectional
but you and
me that's right that's right
everything
especially when dealing with
the green
New Deal it encompasses so many
issues
economic justice racial justice
women's
rights so many things and
through
fighting for climate justice I
can also
fight for all of the other
justices that
I'm super passionate about that
is the
green New Deal that is exactly
it it
says right there in the green
New Deal
it's intersectional and when we
fight
climate change we help all
minorities we
help everybody but we kind of
kill old
whitey guy everything else is a
hell
everybody is helped it's just
nuts it is
it is and but this is child
abuse and
you I mean you correctly say
this
arrogant kid but she's been
abused into
this too believing it and she's
propagating this mess of her
life me on
one of our one true scientists
who
listened to our show producer
Rob last
name goes anonymous he says let
me tell
you the reason he said about
the 2030
deadline this date is very
important he
says near or around 2030 is
when all the
major Western models which are
had says
no it's a CR u T 4.6 cmip5 and
RCP the
models in 2030 start diverging
in such a
manner that their accuracy of
prediction
will not be able to be argued
temperature change will either
be on
trend for less than 1 degrees
Celsius or
plus 2 degrees Celsius so if we
get to
say says he says me in the
language of a
climate scientist they mean
this means
if we get to the year 2030 and
the rate
of temperature change is not as
dramatic
as predicted then it's just
another
climate change trend that they
have on
record from before the earth
will not be
on fire and this will be very
bad for
funding this is why the Chinese
a
Chinese know this yep that's
why when
they did their climate deal
with the
Paris Accords they said that all
implementation takes place
after 20
nobody nobody had all bent out
of shape
by that okay because no one
wants to be
called a well I'll tell you why
here is
if we got to take our final
break but
here is Trump's climate czar he
is
interesting fellow his name is
William
hopper and happer is not just
any old
old white dude he is the dean
of faculty
at Princeton
I'd say the Dean of Faculty at
Princeton
has some standing yeah you're
up there
in academia
you're definitely some sort of
academic
well this mofo was on edge man
he's
getting beat up and he's
starting to
he's starting to crack
this was CNBC of all the
innocuous
lame-ass places that you'd
start to
freak out over an interview
this is what
went down with all this
obviously
because you don't believe in
climate
change at all you made a
comment just a
minute right off the bat he's
cracking
this is this is this is not
good for
this man some issues with all
of this
obviously because you don't
believe in
climate change at all you need
a calm
minute just a minute
I'm open to all ideas you made
a comment
back in 2009 comparing climate
change to
the Holocaust and my question
is are you
suggesting when you made that
comment
that climatologists and climate
scientists are the equivalent
of Hitler
and Nazis I mean that that's
what it
seems like you were trying to
say yeah
you know you know I get called
a denier
and all anyone who objects to
all of the
height gets called a denier
that's
supposed to make me a Holocaust
denier
you know I'm getting tired of
that and
the comment I made was the the
demonization of carbon dioxide
is just
like the demonization of the
poor Jews
under Hitler carbon dioxide
isn't
actually a benefit to the world
and so
were the Jews yeah that'll work
bro
that's the way to explain talk
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well one clip here that I want
to play
you know one people said well
you can
watch that democracy now show
you know
so they always have the stories
that
these other guys don't cover
that are
always funny
what's mainstream even though
it's it's
mainstream but it's mostly
there you
know they read it from
different wires
and they're not Isis they use
the New
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the reason
why is we provide a balanced
diet of
news and and disinformation and
if you
only want to look at the New
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I agree you're not doing enough
is it's
known in the broadcasting
business if
you're in the radio or TV if
the New
York Times isn't covering then
you don't
cover it right it's a paper of
record
it's like it's like the it's
like the
dollar being the world's
currency and so
they get stuff like this story
which you
just laugh at because it's so
funny it's
a me and the Virginia
governor's wife
Virginia's first lady Pam
Northam has
apologized after she handed out
cotton
to African American students
touting the
governor touring the governor's
mansion
and asked them to imagine being
an
enslaved cotton picker I did
headline
somewhere I didn't realize that
she had
asked them to imagine being an
enslaved
cotton picker blackface it
brings up to
ISOs I want you to play ok for
possible
and to show one is the Amy
enslaved
cotton picker I'd imagine being
an
enslaved cotton picker yeah
okay that's
a good one it's not bad and
then the
other ones I pull from Trump's
along you
know
into our speech don't fall
asleep don't
fall asleep don't fall asleep
right
don't fall asleep
I think if we just do one it's
great for
end of show fall asleep you
just do that
one months you want the fool
one some to
you I find I like them both
I had a nice Oh to let me see
what I
have oh yeah it's a leftover
from Alex
Jones I'm kind of retarded I
thought
that was kind of yet which one
do you
want for the end Alex Jones one
no no I
don't like because I heard it a
couple
of times it's taken out of
context and I
mean the isel's are always
taking out a
cat hello
didn't like the whole the whole
you know
the the carnival around that
Alex Jones
showing up on the bed of the
show that
won't have you on and they will
yeah I
hope so
see well Joe Rogan is what
you're
talking about yeah that's right
Joe
Rogan all right I have what do
I have
left here
if you want me to go to a PBS
and do the
Venezuela update to see what
the hell's
going on there yeah I did want
to
mention one quick thing that
was why I'm
a big fan of the the Grand Tour
the
former top gear guys on hey did
you
watch it
do you watch the show no I do
not I have
a limited number of TV shows
besides
news and commentary shows from
this show
right that I watch and I don't
have room
for it there's no slot
available yeah so
I have I have a slot during the
day when
Tina's not home that's when I
can watch
this and and I'm watching and
they're
doing this thing in China the
cheap car
challenge I think they call it
and I'm
like wow because they got
budget on this
show and you know where they
are in
Chongqing oh really so the same
the same
city that sponsored New Year's
Eve on in
Times Square in New York are
they trying
to get tourists to go to that
place that
was gonna go there and it was a
blowjob
piece man it was like oh look at
fantastic look at it's great oh
look at
the road these guys are real it
was
almost kind that's one of the
big I
think it's a story biggest city
in China
let me just give some advice to
people
want to go to China if you
haven't been
to Shanghai you could spend a
lifetime
just going to Shanghai and it's
one of
the greatest towns in the world
world-class and that Beijing is
fun but
Shanghai's where you go you can
go to
Hong Kong if you want to go
broke if you
don't want to go broke you
wanna have a
good time you go to Shanghai
and then
there's other little cities
along the
coast that are fun you don't go
to this
place well they did and they
got paid to
do it that's for sure
it was just it's still dirty to
me even
though you know I'm not a fool I
understand that these shows how
that
works you talk to the tourism
department
of countries you go to I get it
they
show you a good time
once again the Chinese all just
spew and
there there's stuff all over
our guard
good entertainment our New
Year's Eve
entertainment and our hard metal
somebody's too aggressive
apparently
yeah newbies there will be the
Tourism
Bureau for a city like that or
some of
these other newbies are like
millennial
directors of tourism right they
don't
know the game you know they
don't know
that you know it's obvious when
somebody's over promoting you're
supposed to do it that way just
get him
over there show him a good time
and
don't tell him what to do or
how to say
it and don't give him crap
because they
never say anything I think
there's
something there's actually
something
some joke in there that
Clarkson his
voiceover says you know we
can't say
this about this you know
something like
some one of those yeah yeah
okay not
good for me see what do I have
nothing
you want brexit right except
except that
the breakfast is the labor at
the
venezuela update oh yes that's
what we
wanted yes good that'll be a
fun upbeat
note to leave the US Treasury
Department
has announced a new round of
sanctions
against the module regime in
Venezuela
they target six top members of
the
Venezuelan security forces
responsible
for blocking humanitarian aid
deliveries
the u.s. recognizes opposition
leader
Juan buoy dough as Venezuela x'
rightful
president at the State
Department US
special envoy Elliott Abrams
responded
to concerns that Guido's
support might
be fading I'm not concerned
about the
loss of momentum that some
people allege
what underlies all this is not
anything
the United States is doing what
under
what underlies it is the desire
of the
Venezuelan people to escape
from the
condition of dictatorship and
economic
misery that they are suffering
and
that has not diminished during
a visit
to Paraguay today guido
announced that
600 members of the Venezuelan
military
have now abandoned Maduro
government
okay so where do we stand with
that then
if that's happening the whole
thing is
up in the air as far as I'm
concerned I
mean we're gonna start to do so
we have
to do something i rebel ization
maybe an
order I don't know I don't know
guy is
like you know he can't go there
and he's
worried six ways in Colombia's
in
Paraguay he's not in Venezuela
I can't
do anything and this other guy
seems to
be in trench and he's got a
bunch of
military guys behind him I
don't believe
the 600 numbers just maybe
troops hmm
the figure that you can go
everybody at
least get some decent food in
Colombia
well I have only one one clip
we just
thought was interesting
considering the
European Union where they stand
and
who's going to be the voting
the new
voting power and if this goes
through
it'll be interesting for the EU
in in
general and maybe even for other
countries specifically
Germany's Justice
Minister Katarina Bali has
called for
the voting age to be lowered
from 18 to
16 she told a German newspaper
the
political engagement of school
pupils
calling for action on climate
change was
wonderful the Social Democrats
said they
deserved respect protesting
every Friday
to defend their future BBC News
so the
way I read this is they're so
pleased
with the the child abuse the
results of
which are you know all this
great
coverage of climate change
they're so
pleased with it like then we
need more
of these children but we need
to give
them some actual power so they
can vote
and then you know then we'll
indoctrinate a couple and then
I'll vote
for what we want or something
like that
yeah they hope well yeah well
they
figure here's what it looks
here's what
I would say if you're gonna
take it from
the leaders perspective not
that I'm one
is like hey these kids are so
easy to
manipulate yeah you know if we
could
just you know find a way to
manipulate
we could be in a power forever
isn't
exactly what I said
exactly that's exactly what you
said
version of what you said yes
perhaps a
more comprehensive version of
what I
said but the point is is that I
don't
like this thing they should
take it and
change the voting age from 18
to 21 is
what they should do totally
agree move
it back and that concludes your
deconstruction for today hon D
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have reached a 5 level 5 Sigma
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wondering that is a statistical
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meaning there is only a one in
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