April 1st, 2021 • 3h 31m
Credits
Hosts
Executive Producers
Dame Taggart, Gypsy of the Southwest, Anonymous DownUnder, James Anderson, The Knight of the Barbary Coast, Sir Roy Martin, Dan Friday, Carissa Mulahn, Anonymous, Abigail Hines
Associate Executive Producers
Jason Mickalowski, Anonymous, Leah Lovise, Dave Petrehn, Sunny Rose, Karla Rinehart, Natalie Swirsky, Dame Patricia, Christine McGrath, Drew Saur (sore) -> Sir Grumpy Old Boomer
Cover Artist
Chaebudesh
Information
Episode "1334: Kackling Kamala" was recorded on April 1st, 2021.
Chapters
Intro
Happy Fake News Day!
@adamcurry: There was a structure to [fake news stories on April Fools] and you have documented this structure and I don’t know if we even need to go over it other than as a eulogy. @THErealDVORAK: It might as well be one…
The Great Marketing Reset
“The mainstream media in the United States does not, does not report on pharmaceutical issues without complete buy-in and/or exchange of stuff, like money, they don’t report on it. They just do not, and certainly not negative, it’s very uncommon…” — @adamcurry
@THErealDVORAK: This is an old Nazi trick: if anyone kills one of us, we will kill ten of you! @adamcurry: Wow, hadn’t even thought of it that way. J: That’s exactly what they’re doing. Oh, we have a violation, ok, you will all suffer!
New CDC Spokeshole
@THErealDVORAK: She shouldn’t be doing this. This is not what we want from our leaders… @adamcurry: Hey, she’s not a leader, she’s hired by the people we hired, she’s a subcontractor, the way I see it!
Hyper transmissible variants
“No other vaccine in the world has ever had this issue that I’m aware of: You get your shot, you’re free! I’m invincible…I’m ready to go be amongst people…No, with this vaccine, you’re still an infectious human resource dripping with Covid puss!” — @adamcurry
“Arguing is futile. Resistance is futile. It’s just like dealing with the Borg. The Pfizer marketing team is like dealing with the Borg: you will be assimilated. You can’t win!” — @THErealDVORAK
Vaccine Passport
“I’ve learned some of this myself with Podcasting 2.0. People are so used to: well, WHY DOESN’T THIS JUST WORK? Well…we’ve just circumvented cancel culture and financial deplatforning, give me a break!” — @adamcurry
Stealth Virus
California vaccine requirements
“If I go there next time and she makes me wants to wear a mask because I’ve not been vaccinated even though she is, I will have to tell her: I’m sorry, I will never come back here until you change that policy. This is what we have to do…” — @adamcurry
Rebranding the Presidency
Canada Updates
Europe Update
CBC teams up TikTok influencers
BOTG Report: DeBlasio
Shaming Mississippi
Phony NPR inflections
Airline Updates
Hot topic Kackling Kamala
“What she’s not doing is moving into the Vice President’s residence…You got to ask yourself: one, is it because these renovations really are taking so long, or two: she doesn’t want to unpack because she shows where she’s really going to be sleeping…” — @adamcurry
PBR Break
Troll Count: 1677
Thank the artist: 1333 - Sir Net Ned
PBR Art: Gabrian-van-Houdt
Build Back Better - Gabrian-van-Houdt
Thank the artist: 1333 - Sir Net Ned
BOTG: Norway
BPTIU
Grover visits The Great Reset Podcast
Migration Update
An unimportant person?
Biden Updates
@THErealDVORAK: I wanted to make it clear that he keeps saying IF we leave. We’re not leaving! There is no chance we’re leaving Afghanistan! @adamcurry: We’re not letting the Chinese, the Russians, or anybody, nobody’s taking those poppies, them’s our poppies!
Suez Canal Enema
Blockage could alter shipping forever
Polar silk road
China on D with WHO
Gaslighting
Pangolin
Twitter headlines
Who's calling the shots?
Chinese economic hit job?
Bombshell speech
Donations
It's your Birthday, Birthday
Welcome to the roundtable
End of show ISOs
Noodle Gun
Dogs are people too